// #melbourne — 2016-07-09
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00:01:00 <Maurice> PM
00:01:00 <Maurice> He was 'dad' to my boys in the team games coz Cam wasn't there lol
00:01:00 <Maurice> And fucked if I was gonna do sport for fun
00:01:00 <faux> aw
00:01:00 <faux> HEHE BO
00:01:00 <faux> i wanna punch him
00:01:00 <faux> so cute
00:01:00 <faux> can iii
00:01:00 <faux> can i pleeeease
00:02:00 <Maurice> Lol that pic, posing on the slide..
00:02:00 <Maurice> Get in line man, I get to punch him first
00:02:00 <faux> HAHA
00:02:00 <faux> the pose
00:02:00 <faux> i lold
00:03:00 <Maurice> They were trying to make a human chain down the slide but they'd get to the 3rd person and it'd fuck up
00:03:00 <Maurice> Losers
00:04:00 <faux> lol
00:04:00 <faux> im gonna read and sleep
00:04:00 <faux> ab has ballet early so shes gonna wake me
00:04:00 <faux> death.
00:04:00 <faux> goodnight lovelies
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol nn
00:13:00 <Maurice> THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
00:16:00 <couleurs> mame shiba
00:21:00 <Loof> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/da/62/df/da62df19163a20eab77894f0497c186a.jpg
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i ever say i have m&m’s in the next few weeks ban me ok.
00:21:00 <couleurs> irie
00:21:00 <couleurs> ok
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> # sick
00:23:00 <couleurs> ya once i ate a lot of m&m's at the cinema cos i snuck a big pack in and then i felt sick
00:23:00 <cheekybabe> [21:01:27] <x_over> cheekybabe?
00:23:00 <cheekybabe> [21:01:28] x_over on #melbourne +#sex #sydney
00:23:00 <cheekybabe> never change irc
00:23:00 <cheekybabe> never change
00:23:00 <cheekybabe> also hi faggots
00:24:00 <couleurs> hi hot stuff shows us ya tits
00:24:00 <couleurs> just realised mr robot is back next week
00:24:00 <couleurs> holy shit
00:24:00 <cheekybabe> i know right
00:24:00 <cheekybabe> fucking excited as shit
00:24:00 <Clarkson> no fuck off?
00:25:00 <cheekybabe> fuck you too Clarkson you half-wit cumslut
00:25:00 <couleurs> it was the best show of last year
00:25:00 <Clarkson> you fuck i simply asked if you were Pieter the junkie
00:25:00 <couleurs> hands down
00:25:00 <cheekybabe> yeah it's pretty amazing
00:25:00 <Loof> lol
00:25:00 <couleurs> fuck all other shows
00:25:00 <Clarkson> can u get a sexy nurse to shove it up there if you have private?
00:25:00 <cheekybabe> mr robot/person of interest
00:25:00 <cheekybabe> best combo ever
00:25:00 <cheekybabe> i am sad person of interest has ended
00:25:00 <couleurs> eh that 1 was boreing
00:25:00 <couleurs> i saw a few
00:25:00 <cheekybabe> liar
00:25:00 <Loof> looking forward to mr robot next wed :)
00:26:00 <Loof> season 2 will be ever better i bet
00:26:00 <couleurs> who's getting their presto ready woohoo!!!!!
00:26:00 <couleurs> Nobody.
00:26:00 <cheekybabe> lol
00:26:00 <couleurs> presto fucking sucks
00:26:00 <cheekybabe> i have been sailing the seas for over a decade and will sail for a decade more
00:27:00 <couleurs> why is it not on netflix... everything else good is on there pls
00:28:00 <Loof> nice
00:28:00 <cheekybabe> i finally found downloads for both
00:28:00 <cheekybabe> although not this cathedral version
00:28:00 <cheekybabe> i had to convert it
00:28:00 <Loof> cool
00:28:00 <cheekybabe> the cathedral version is actually slower than the album
00:28:00 <Loof> ah
00:28:00 <cheekybabe> and better imo
00:29:00 <amri> Good night Melbournian folks here.
00:29:00 <cheekybabe> i reckon it would have bene incredible live
00:29:00 <Loof> i bet
00:30:00 <amri> I am from Malaysia, and will be visiting to Melbourne in August. Could I ask about transportation and car rental for tourist like me?
00:30:00 <cheekybabe> no
00:30:00 <cheekybabe> also suck my dick
00:30:00 <Loof> lol
00:30:00 <Serenity> how bigs ya dick mate
00:30:00 <cheekybabe> about 12 inches
00:31:00 <cheekybabe> around
00:31:00 <Loof> rofl
00:31:00 <couleurs> amri sounds like malaysian Skirmish
00:31:00 <Serenity> nice
00:31:00 <Serenity> wanna tinder book some time?
00:31:00 <cheekybabe> sure np
00:32:00 <cheekybabe> dont worry about lube blood works just fine
00:32:00 <amri> Let's say I rent car for consecutive 2 days, and the hotel has no available parking bay
00:32:00 <Serenity> excellent
00:32:00 <Serenity> i wanna park my car in your bay
00:32:00 <cheekybabe> i wanna take you to a gay bar
00:33:00 <amri> Sorry was not into gay chat. Am asking about Melbourne's parking area rule
00:33:00 <couleurs> if u wanna b my luvr
00:34:00 <amri> Am straight person. Please do let me know if this is right channel to ask about Melbourne.
00:34:00 <cheekybabe> no
00:34:00 <cheekybabe> you are on the wrong network
00:34:00 <cheekybabe> please call your australian consulate
00:34:00 <cheekybabe> and/or return to your meth addiction
00:34:00 <Loof> thankyou, come again!
00:34:00 <cheekybabe> and stop ban evading
00:35:00 <amri> Ah I see, evasion mission is on the way. Gotta go
00:35:00 <Serenity> do they really think we'd believe anyone new would come here and ask about parking
00:35:00 <Serenity> like really.. its irc.. no one born after 1990 knows what it is
00:35:00 <cheekybabe> lol
00:36:00 <cheekybabe> detective demat is on the case!
00:36:00 <Serenity> farkin drongoz
00:37:00 <cheekybabe> is funny, my font doesnt translate the norweg/danish characters
00:37:00 <cheekybabe> so it makes strange words instead haha
00:37:00 <Serenity> hamferp
00:37:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:37:00 <Loof> hamburp
00:40:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna have to splurge and buy a new lappy charger, I'm sick of having to hold this one in the right spot to charge my laptop
00:40:00 <Maurice> Piece of shite
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:41:00 <Maurice> Oh no, Harry Potter is dead
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1800 - ice - helpline
00:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s gonna be me new catch phrase round ere
00:42:00 <Loof> ew ice
00:43:00 <Maurice> Ok false alarm, he's not dead
00:45:00 <Maurice> Wait a second, Fast Times at Ridgemont High is on and I'm watching stupid Hairy Plopper
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:46:00 <Serenity> god i want to get drunk
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> im binge watching wentworth
00:46:00 <Serenity> havent felt like a drink in ages
00:46:00 <Loof> i need to watch the last ep
00:46:00 <President_Trump> why dont u get drunk then
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah join the club
00:46:00 <Loof> ew alcohol
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> why dont you call 1800 ice helpline trump?
00:46:00 <Maurice> I'm half cut right now
00:46:00 <President_Trump> ?
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a question, aye
00:47:00 <Loof> kate i think plivent is the only one on it, relax
00:47:00 <Serenity> because I dont drink you fuckwit
00:47:00 <Maurice> Incase that wasn't obvious
00:47:00 <President_Trump> why dont you call 1800 ice helpline katatonic_kate01?
00:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i don’t use ice
00:47:00 <Loof> sure
00:47:00 <President_Trump> why dont u drink?
00:47:00 <Serenity> why do you care
00:47:00 <President_Trump> why wouldnt it?
00:47:00 <President_Trump> * i
00:48:00 <Maurice> It's a race to the wand, Harry vs Voldemort
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof - the only possibly reason why anyone would be a troll on irc is cos ice
00:48:00 <Serenity> absolutely no reason for you to
00:48:00 <Loof> that's not the only reason, couleurs is the master troll
00:48:00 <Maurice> Because she doesn't like the taste, she doesn't like the feeling, she just doesn't?
00:48:00 <Maurice> Why do you give a shit
00:48:00 <Loof> but i dont think he's on it
00:48:00 <Doodle> can someone give me a wristy i cbf
00:48:00 <Maurice> Come over
00:48:00 <Maurice> But then you have to give me one
00:48:00 <Doodle> wooo
00:48:00 <Doodle> nps
00:48:00 <Maurice> Sweet
00:49:00 <Doodle> that means i have to move
00:49:00 <Maurice> I'd have to move too
00:49:00 <President_Trump> Maurice if she doesnt like the tastes, she doesnt like the feeling, why would she want to get drunk then?
00:49:00 <Doodle> whose shit idea was this
00:49:00 <Maurice> To fit in with the cool kids, you giant twonk
00:49:00 <Maurice> It was yours I'm pretty sure
00:49:00 <Doodle> damn
00:50:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/6w6a0
00:50:00 <couleurs> me
00:50:00 <Maurice> How about we just give ourselves wristies and pretend it was each other
00:50:00 <Maurice> Save us moving
00:51:00 <Doodle> same couleurs
00:51:00 <Doodle> ok Maurice
00:51:00 <Doodle> fkn effort tho
00:51:00 <Serenity> President_Trump I dont drink anymore because 1 im losing weight and 2 i have gallbladder problems and im having surgery in 2 weeks so I actually really cant
00:51:00 <Serenity> fucking nosey
00:51:00 <Maurice> I know, the other night I had to shut my porn down coz I really couldn't be arsed
00:51:00 <Clarkson> Nah marrock... would hate for some person i know masturbate then realise it was me.
00:51:00 <Doodle> and 3 valak is in front of the drinks cabinet doing the can can
00:51:00 <Serenity> be sure to report back to your mates i spoke about weight loss tho so they get nice n upset about it
00:51:00 <Serenity> LOL fucking valek!
00:51:00 <Maurice> Roy 'People. What a bunch of bastards.'
00:51:00 <Serenity> is it a or e
00:51:00 <President_Trump> Serenity ok fair enough, why was Maurice lying for you?
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIGHT LOSS !
00:51:00 <Serenity> valak valek
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> quick call the gimps in
00:52:00 <Maurice> Good lord
00:52:00 <Doodle> valak
00:52:00 <Maurice> How is that lying?
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity said weight loss
00:52:00 <Serenity> she was taking the piss out of you mate
00:52:00 <Serenity> it wasnt that hard
00:52:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:52:00 <Doodle> R U TAKN THE PISS
00:52:00 <President_Trump> who are my mates?
00:52:00 <Maurice> I'm guessing nobody
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice using trolls
00:52:00 <Serenity> i dunno how those guys use ice hey
00:53:00 <Serenity> freezes me sinuses when i try n snort it
00:53:00 <Doodle> ehehee
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap thrills i reckons
00:53:00 <Doodle> brain freeze
00:53:00 <Serenity> lolol
00:53:00 <President_Trump> we inject it
00:53:00 <Doodle> cheap thrills are the best kind
00:53:00 <President_Trump> just before we come on irc
00:53:00 <Serenity> the best thrills in life are free
00:53:00 <Serenity> etc
00:53:00 <Doodle> like a wristy from Maurice
00:54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zHRGEB7.jpg
00:54:00 <couleurs> goddamn
00:54:00 <Maurice> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung%20rail
00:54:00 <Maurice> Snort that
00:54:00 <Serenity> ffs Maurice
00:54:00 <Doodle> jesus
00:54:00 <Serenity> why
00:54:00 <Maurice> Doodle, are you calling me cheap or free, because I resemble both of those
00:54:00 <Doodle> christ
00:54:00 <Doodle> free obv
00:55:00 <Maurice> Lol Sezz, I saw it on phaw 18
00:55:00 <Maurice> I couldn't remember what it was called so I googled 'snort vaginal discharge urban dictionary'
00:55:00 <Maurice> And voila
00:55:00 <Maurice> Or wullah
00:57:00 <Doodle> gag
01:00:00 <Maurice> So.. that means you're not coming over?
01:00:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/kHGpG_MDXsU
01:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The CSA was found liable for my partner's death - Jenny & Brett's story Views: 643 Uploader: Dad Documentary Uploaded: Jun 7, 2015 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 5.00
01:02:00 <Maurice> Lol my smart kid just goes 'Why is it raining?'
01:02:00 <Maurice> Uhm, winter maybe?
01:02:00 <Serenity> just took my tongue bar out to measure how long it is and my tongue feels so weird
01:05:00 <Maurice> :o
01:06:00 <Maurice> I was reading a post the other day on phaw how the balls keep falling off tongue rings and realised I've had my original piercing bar in for just over 8 yrs now
01:06:00 <Maurice> I swear I only got it done 2 months ago
01:08:00 <Serenity> they only fall off if they have shitty threads
01:08:00 <Serenity> ive had the same one for years now and its never come off
01:08:00 <Serenity> i have to buy plastic bars for everything cause im not allowed to wear em in surgery
01:13:00 <Maurice> Thats a bugger
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to go to bed, but this chair is too comfie
01:13:00 <Maurice> I have 3 new ones that I'm too scared to try putting in
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> #fatwhale
01:13:00 <Maurice> I got crumpets today, do I want 4 or 6 of them
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got muffins
01:15:00 <Maurice> Make them into mini pizzas
01:15:00 <Serenity> why are you scared lol
01:15:00 <Maurice> OMG I just remembered I have english muffins in the freezer
01:15:00 <Maurice> Coz I don't like doing piercing changes lol, which is why I got my sister to put the sleeper in the kids ear
01:16:00 <Maurice> I still have my orig nose ring in too
01:16:00 <Maurice> My own earrings are ok
01:17:00 <Serenity> i havent changed mine for a while but thats cause i cant find new ones i like
01:17:00 <Serenity> and I have quite small balls on all my piercings so theyre hard to find
01:17:00 <Maurice> Theres a dude at my local woolies and he has stretchers the size of my head
01:17:00 <Maurice> And they're bright blue
01:17:00 <Serenity> oh i took mine out
01:17:00 <Serenity> they stink
01:17:00 <Maurice> They are massive
01:18:00 <Maurice> He's tatt'd and pierced and has the same name as my oldest kid
01:18:00 <Serenity> i got to 10mm in my ears and gave it up
01:18:00 <Maurice> He's a bit cute
01:18:00 <Maurice> Normal earrings can smell if not cared for, I can't imagine stretchers
01:19:00 <Serenity> its fucking gross
01:19:00 <Serenity> i was taking them out every day to clean them because if you dont you can actually smell it its revolting
01:20:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck that
01:20:00 <Maurice> The place I got my nose done has some special ointment meant to combat the smell, dunno if I'd trust it though
01:20:00 <Serenity> apparently they still smell but its after a couple days instead of 1
01:21:00 <Serenity> it ws just too much hassle so i took em out, theyre mostly all back to normal now
01:22:00 <Maurice> 'Why would you get your kids ears pierced? They'll be scared FOR LIFE' yet yours are nearly back to normal
01:22:00 <Maurice> Morons
01:22:00 <Serenity> loll
01:23:00 <Doodle> its true i had mine pierced and i'm scared of heights
01:23:00 <Maurice> Oh, scarred* not scared
01:23:00 <Maurice> Lol shut up
01:23:00 <Doodle> :D
01:23:00 <Serenity> its fucking earlobes anyway who cares..
01:23:00 <Clarkson> it's even more fucking funny
01:23:00 <Doodle> also
01:23:00 <Serenity> i dont know about anyone else but i dont look at peoples earlobes
01:23:00 <Loof> agreed clarky
01:23:00 <Clarkson> im sorry did you have a pic of your tits for display? didn't think so... back to cars
01:23:00 <Doodle> [01:14] <katatonic_kate01> ive got muffins
01:23:00 <Doodle> heheheee
01:23:00 <Maurice> Earlobes are so sexy though
01:23:00 <Maurice> Who wouldn't look at them
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
01:24:00 <Maurice> My friends husband said 'if you get our daughters ears pierced I'll get her a tattoo'
01:24:00 <Maurice> The daughter is 6
01:24:00 <Maurice> Bit extreme
01:24:00 <Serenity> people are fucking stupid
01:24:00 <Doodle> 'its ok she isnt really yours'
01:24:00 <Serenity> i dont necessarily like them on babies but it looks tacky to me
01:24:00 <Serenity> but a 6 year old is old enough
01:25:00 <Maurice> Then you have my mum who likens ear piercing to circumcision
01:25:00 <Maurice> Coz it's totally the same..
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks mum
01:25:00 <Doodle> y not both
01:25:00 <Maurice> Bit awks if its a girl, Doodle..
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you know how much it is these days
01:25:00 <Doodle> pfff
01:25:00 <Maurice> Serenity, my hairdresser got her daughters ears done at 4 weeks old
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> circumcision
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> $600
01:25:00 <Doodle> $20
01:25:00 <Maurice> No idea
01:25:00 <Serenity> whatever floats your boat i guess
01:25:00 <Loof> barbaric
01:25:00 <Maurice> I have 3 boys and none are done
01:25:00 <Doodle> six pack of jimmy
01:25:00 <Maurice> Stapler
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
01:26:00 <Maurice> 3 bucks at big w
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:26:00 <Serenity> ive got a boy n as far as im concerned he has no penis
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> $600 bucks!
01:26:00 <Doodle> thats an expensive doodle
01:26:00 <Maurice> I didn't get my boys done because there was no reason and we're not jews
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> xctly
01:27:00 <Maurice> And non circ'd is their future gfs prob, not mine
01:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:27:00 <Maurice> The vet phoned me yesterday while my cat was getting a new leg to tell me she had fleas, I just found one on my hand
01:28:00 <Maurice> How the fuck does an invalid inside cat get fleas
01:28:00 <Doodle> eek
01:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you do revolution?
01:28:00 <Maurice> Get this, they rang to ask if they could treat her, I said yes I'll pay when I pick her up
01:28:00 <President_Trump> how does a cat get a new leg?
01:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lego trump
01:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking lego
01:28:00 <Loof> lol
01:28:00 <Maurice> Give them my bankcard and it was $22.60, then I go 'Hang on, I have cash' and they go 'Ok it's only $20.05 then'
01:28:00 <Maurice> RIP OFF
01:29:00 <Doodle> loool
01:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> dicks!
01:29:00 <Doodle> its $2.55 for them to swipe it
01:29:00 <Maurice> President_Trump, she's like a lizard, shit grows back
01:29:00 <Maurice> No shit Doodle
01:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cat lizard!
01:29:00 <Doodle> i'd swipe it for less
01:29:00 <Maurice> I'd swipe you for free ;)
01:29:00 <Doodle> and the card
01:30:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
01:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah for doodle free
01:30:00 <Doodle> win
01:30:00 <Serenity> now i aint sayin she a gold digger
01:30:00 <Loof> lol
01:30:00 <Serenity> but she aint messin wit no broke niggas
01:31:00 <Doodle> dats wacist
01:31:00 <Maurice> Lol this was playing at my brothers wedding
01:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> calls the po po in
01:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> to pop pop
01:32:00 <Doodle> aiight bedtime for me
01:33:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o///
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had lil mermaid at mine
01:33:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> songs from
01:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (Original Video with subtitles) Views: 88,934,760 Uploader: Bliss Corporation Uploaded: Sep 2, 2009 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 4.83
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
01:33:00 <Maurice> Doodle, I don't need you to keep my side warm coz I have new flanno sheets, but make sure you have no pants on and I'll see you soon
01:34:00 <Loof> make it staaaahp!!!
01:34:00 <Serenity> im tempted to put the electric blankets on
01:34:00 <Loof> it's rather chilli tonight
01:35:00 <Maurice> How spicy
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> electric blankets freak me out
01:35:00 <Loof> urine?
01:36:00 <Loof> bzzzzzt
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i piss the bed on a reg basis
01:36:00 <Loof> lol
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i think cos i like getting into a cold bed and warming up
01:36:00 <Doodle> ok Maurice!
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’d end up too hot
01:37:00 <Loof> hot to trott
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
01:37:00 <Loof> lol
01:37:00 <Serenity> i like a cold pillow
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I stayed over at a friends once and used one… but it was like - 100 out west. So i appreciated it then…. but other than that.. ive never used one.
01:37:00 <Serenity> F-F-FREESTYLER
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband snores so fucking loud!
01:38:00 <Loof> i just use a good bag, pillows are expensive yo
01:38:00 <Loof> goon*
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need 1 good pillow
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> firm
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> not 20 shitty thin ones
01:39:00 <Loof> firm is good
01:39:00 <Loof> nothing worse than floppy pillows
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t sleep on thin ones
01:40:00 <Loof> me either, i need 7 pillows, I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!
01:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> right all this bed talk. I need sleep
01:40:00 <Loof> night
01:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i supidly said i’d meet a friend for breakfast at 9.30am
01:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :| fail
01:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
01:42:00 <Serenity> god I wish it was 1999 again
01:45:00 <Loof> i'd like earlier, about 91
01:45:00 <Loof> for da music
01:45:00 <Serenity> i was like 5 in 91 i dont want that
01:45:00 <Serenity> haha
01:45:00 <Loof> lol
01:45:00 <Loof> Picard does
01:45:00 <Loof> sorry
01:45:00 <Serenity> vom lol
01:45:00 <Loof> haha
01:46:00 <Serenity> id have liked to have been older in the 90s
01:46:00 <cheekybabe> Maurice what lappy is it? i might have a spare
01:46:00 <cheekybabe> ive got like a box of them lol
01:46:00 <Serenity> like a teenager through the 90s
01:46:00 <Loof> i was
01:47:00 <Loof> the music was so good
01:47:00 <Loof> but no net
01:47:00 <Serenity> not having net back then was alright tho we didnt know any different
01:48:00 <Loof> yeah
01:48:00 <Serenity> and there werent 3453453 devices that needed it
01:48:00 <Loof> true lol
01:48:00 <Loof> i was happy with my snes
01:48:00 <Serenity> i tell you im so glad there was no fb n shit when i was at school
01:48:00 <Serenity> i think myspace was only just starting as i was leaving school
01:48:00 <Loof> ah lol
01:48:00 <Maurice> cheekybabe, its this one
01:49:00 <Serenity> yer founded 2003
01:49:00 <Maurice> But it's an Asus something
01:49:00 <Serenity> i finished in 2003
01:49:00 <cheekybabe> oh i probably dont have one for that then
01:49:00 <Maurice> This is my 2nd jaycar genergic charger
01:49:00 <Maurice> The first one they changed for free coz it was only months old
01:49:00 <cheekybabe> mine are all toshiba/hp/lenovos
01:50:00 <Maurice> I got the charger and 20,000 diff ends, but obv only one works for my lappy
01:50:00 <Maurice> I never did myspace
01:50:00 <Serenity> wtf do you do to them
01:50:00 <Maurice> I think I was too old
01:50:00 <Serenity> i loved myspace
01:50:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE YOU, THE FIRST JAYCAR ONE WAS FAULTY
01:51:00 <Serenity> all the profile coding n shit
01:51:00 <Loof> i didn't get the net till like 2003
01:51:00 <Maurice> I had my nannas cousin visit from adelaide and she goes 'kids these days communicate on social media, they just go get on myface'
01:51:00 <Maurice> I fucking lost it
01:51:00 <Clarkson> Loofy your homo partner pieter is here what do you have to offer him besides your sexual gay intimacy
01:51:00 <Loof> lol
01:51:00 <cheekybabe> top kek
01:52:00 <Loof> man that's from a while ago
01:52:00 <Serenity> the only reason i switched to fb in 2007 was because we moved into exs auntys house and had no internet and I had the very first iphone and there was no myspace app but there was a fb app
01:52:00 <Maurice> I can tell you right now I don't want to get on an 80yr olds face
01:53:00 <Maurice> I had a comp when I lived at home, briefly when I lived with my sister, then I got engaged and had a kid and no comp
01:53:00 <Maurice> I didn't get a comp until he was 2
01:53:00 <Serenity> i didnt even have a computer to myself until like 2006
01:53:00 <Maurice> Then I came back to IRC, you're welcome
01:53:00 <Loof> what came first, twatter or fb?
01:53:00 <Serenity> fb i think
01:53:00 <Loof> ah
01:53:00 <Loof> i've always had a computer, just no phone line
01:53:00 <Maurice> I spent 2 pregnancys on irc, highlight of my life
01:54:00 <Serenity> 2004 fb
01:54:00 <Serenity> 2006 twit
01:54:00 <Maurice> I didn't get fb until about 2008/09
01:54:00 <Maurice> Not sure which
01:54:00 <Maurice> I was behind the times
01:54:00 <Loof> ah
01:54:00 <Serenity> mum had a computer at home and i never used it ever, then my ex moved in with us when i was 16? and he got dial up.. i still never used it.. we moved out later that year and he had a computer with the internet and id use it occasionally but it wasnt until after lil was born i had my own computer
01:55:00 <Serenity> i got fb in 07
01:55:00 <Maurice> Mine was my parents comp too
01:55:00 <Loof> i used to just get those magazines with the cd's on them for software
01:55:00 <Maurice> When I got my own knobhead bf, he hated me on IRC even though he was ok to use it
01:55:00 <Loof> and game demos
01:55:00 <Serenity> yer my ex used to buy those
01:56:00 <Serenity> he had so many
01:56:00 <Maurice> This is proof women aren't fucked, men are
01:56:00 <Loof> same
01:56:00 <Serenity> he used to use IRC and I had no fucking idea what it was
01:57:00 <Clarkson> tennis is shit at LoL
01:57:00 <Serenity> now look at me...
01:57:00 <Serenity> eff
01:57:00 <Loof> lol
01:57:00 <Loof> wonder if irc will make a comeback
01:57:00 <Serenity> doubt it
01:57:00 <Loof> yeah
01:57:00 <Serenity> not with fb n shit
01:57:00 <Maurice> It did briefly for my channel thats not my channel
01:57:00 <Loof> yeah true
01:58:00 <Maurice> I used irc and so did nutso bf, but once we had sex he HATED me using it
01:58:00 <Serenity> i dont really want it to tbh
01:58:00 <Loof> me either
01:58:00 <Serenity> those days were cool when we were all younger but now fuck who can be bothered
01:58:00 <Loof> yeah
01:58:00 <Maurice> I used to meet so many irc people, then the recent murder of that 18yr old in my town I'm lecturing my kids
01:59:00 <Maurice> 'DON'T MEET ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET'
01:59:00 <Serenity> yeah im gonna have that convo with lil soons
01:59:00 <Serenity> seeming she will be off to high school n on her own more often
01:59:00 <Maurice> Yet me and my friend met everyone and never told anyone where we went
01:59:00 <Maurice> And my fucking parents trusted me with a car
01:59:00 <Clarkson> but head fuck from meds
01:59:00 <Loof> that's me clarky
01:59:00 <Clarkson> wtf is she doing in porn showing that shit off
02:00:00 <Serenity> you know what frightens me Maurice
02:01:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I'm so lucky our high school is attached to the prim school, he has until 2.50pm to get to me or else he's copping a beating
02:01:00 <Serenity> lils 12 next year...
02:01:00 <Maurice> :o
02:01:00 <Serenity> think about when we lost our v
02:01:00 <Serenity> THINK ABOUT IT
02:01:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I was 13 :S
02:01:00 <Maurice> I AM
02:01:00 <Maurice> I DON'T WANNA
02:01:00 <Serenity> terrified
02:01:00 <Maurice> I was sooooooooooooo grown up
02:01:00 <Maurice> So I thought
02:01:00 <Serenity> SO WAS I
02:01:00 <Serenity> omg
02:01:00 <Loof> this is kinda why i'm glad i have a boy instead of a girl
02:01:00 <Maurice> We really werent lol
02:01:00 <Serenity> shes still an infant.. i swear i was older
02:01:00 <Loof> i'd be freaking out
02:02:00 <Maurice> I have 3 boys, Loof, and I still worry, not about the oldest coz he's a nerd
02:02:00 <Maurice> But the youngest has had the same gf for over a year
02:02:00 <Serenity> id worry more about boys tbh
02:02:00 <Maurice> And they 'kiss'
02:02:00 <Loof> i dunno
02:02:00 <Serenity> girls have choices and im raisng my daughter to know theres choices to make
02:02:00 <Maurice> And she's really fucking bossy
02:02:00 <Serenity> boys.. if they knock a girl up... fuck
02:02:00 <Clarkson> Tonight is gonna be fucking total insanity
02:02:00 <Serenity> theyre screwed
02:02:00 <Loof> yeah true dat
02:02:00 <Maurice> They walk out of school and she's got her hand on his shoulder guiding him
02:03:00 <Maurice> They can knock up multiple girls, thats the scary bit
02:03:00 <Serenity> godd teenagers
02:03:00 <Serenity> im so scared
02:03:00 <Loof> i dont want zac to grow up
02:03:00 <Loof> he's at such a cute age
02:03:00 <Maurice> There is no cute age
02:04:00 <Loof> handful tho
02:04:00 <Maurice> He's a menace
02:04:00 <Serenity> girls get to about 10 and turn into pyschos
02:04:00 <Loof> scary
02:04:00 <Serenity> lils mood swings fucking christ
02:04:00 <Clarkson> should've stuck around wait for her 17 yr old to get to 22 n fuck her instead.
02:04:00 <Maurice> Es is only 2 and she's fucking nuts
02:04:00 <Loof> but girls are better behaved when toddlers yeah?
02:04:00 <Loof> than boys?
02:05:00 <Maurice> I'll never forget the recording you did of her when Ant ruined her minecraft lol
02:05:00 <Serenity> i dunno both my kids were pretty easy as toddlers
02:05:00 <Loof> cool
02:05:00 <Serenity> shit babies
02:05:00 <Loof> boys are so naughty
02:05:00 <Maurice> Mine were sweethearts as toddlers
02:05:00 <Serenity> boys need a heap more stimulation than girls do
02:05:00 <Maurice> Now they're arseholes
02:05:00 <Loof> yeah
02:06:00 <Loof> zac wants me to entertain him all the time
02:06:00 <Serenity> yer im not that parent haha i dont do entertaining kids
02:06:00 <Loof> Lan looks after him, i play with him
02:07:00 <Maurice> This is why my oldest is so smart, entertained himself lol
02:07:00 <Loof> i've taught him all the letters
02:07:00 <Loof> and numbers
02:07:00 <Maurice> How to get to Sesame Street
02:08:00 <Loof> phone apps helped too :)
02:08:00 <Maurice> Isn't he school aged by now
02:08:00 <Loof> he's learned a lot from educational ones
02:09:00 <Serenity> Im sorry ms jackson
02:09:00 <Serenity> oooo
02:09:00 <Serenity> i am for reaaallll
02:09:00 <Maurice> Never meant to make your daughter cry
02:09:00 <Maurice> I apologise a million times
02:09:00 <Serenity> i remember taping this off rage
02:09:00 <Maurice> I remember not doing that lol
02:09:00 <Loof> lol i used to do that
02:10:00 <Serenity> gaybo
02:10:00 <Serenity> getting up early to tape shit of rage was the best
02:10:00 <Maurice> Cam has just discovered pandora and bands I knew about when I was 18
02:10:00 <Maurice> I have taken the piss out of him so much
02:10:00 <Loof> yeah, kids don't know how good they have it with youtube
02:10:00 <Loof> everything digital
02:10:00 <Serenity> you had to sit there with the record button ready to get your fave some on vhs
02:10:00 <Serenity> so you could watch it later
02:10:00 <Maurice> Same as radio
02:10:00 <Serenity> song*
02:11:00 <Loof> i had so many vhs cassettes
02:11:00 <Maurice> Then listen/pause/listen/pause write down the lyrics
02:11:00 <Loof> full of rage
02:11:00 <Serenity> i used to listen to the hot 40 countdown n record off that too
02:11:00 <Loof> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
02:11:00 <Serenity> YES Maurice
02:11:00 <Serenity> these kids have no idea how easy they have it with lyrics
02:11:00 <Maurice> I have a cassette with songs on it, but nothing to listen to it on lol
02:11:00 <Loof> lol
02:12:00 <Serenity> i wish i had my cassettes
02:12:00 <Serenity> though ive got playlists on itunes with songs set up in the same order i had on my tapes
02:12:00 <Maurice> These kids are all jerks, they ask me questions and I go 'why dont you google it?' 'Because you can mum;
02:12:00 <Loof> i've got nothing to play them on
02:12:00 <Maurice> FUCK OFF M8
02:12:00 <Serenity> cause im ocd with song orders
02:12:00 <Loof> lol
02:12:00 <Loof> do you have a video player?
02:12:00 <Loof> vhs?
02:12:00 <Maurice> RnB fridays are the fucking best
02:13:00 <Serenity> my bro has a video player
02:13:00 <Serenity> i need to borrow it
02:13:00 <Maurice> These songs come on and Cal goes 'do you know this?' as I'm singing at the top of my lungs
02:13:00 <Loof> mine broke yonks ago
02:13:00 <Maurice> BOOM SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM, TICK TICK TICK TICK BOOM
02:13:00 <Maurice> That happened
02:13:00 <Loof> it was about when vcds were getting big so i didn't bother getting another
02:14:00 <Loof> then i got a ps2 which could play dvds
02:14:00 <Maurice> Christ we're all old
02:14:00 <Maurice> We had foxtel when it was called Galaxy
02:14:00 <Serenity> i remember when youtube first started
02:15:00 <Serenity> and it had a 5 min video cap
02:15:00 <Loof> yeah
02:15:00 <Serenity> then it went up to 9 mins and it was like WOWWW
02:15:00 <Loof> lol
02:15:00 <Maurice> I have no idea when it started lol
02:15:00 <Serenity> 2005
02:15:00 <Loof> now there's entire movies on it
02:15:00 <cheekybabe> i remember being one of the first youtube partners on it
02:15:00 <Serenity> yeah haha
02:15:00 <cheekybabe> earning big $$$ for videos
02:15:00 <Serenity> i also remember when gmail started
02:15:00 <Serenity> and you could only get it by invite
02:15:00 <Loof> yeah lol
02:16:00 <Serenity> like before everyone had 12342423 invites
02:16:00 <Serenity> when it was rare to get em
02:16:00 <Maurice> I used to go on undernet and do channel song transfers, then my dial up would kick me off and the americans would be all 'UGH, AGAIN?'
02:16:00 <Maurice> Fuck me, it's nipply out here
02:16:00 <cheekybabe> indeed
02:17:00 <cheekybabe> only gonna get to 14 tomorrow
02:17:00 <Maurice> And 6 tonight
02:17:00 <Serenity> ugh
02:17:00 <Maurice> I'm out the front right now with my hoodie on
02:17:00 <Serenity> i prefered winter last year
02:17:00 <Maurice> I might need to go across the road and buy drugs
02:17:00 <Maurice> So I can fit in
02:19:00 <Maurice> The abo kid was back again today, guess his meth didnt last long enough
02:19:00 <cheekybabe> my right nipple is itchy
02:19:00 <Serenity> chop it off
02:19:00 <cheekybabe> no
02:20:00 <Loof> unsullied style
02:20:00 <Loof> ooops
02:21:00 <Loof> just did an ant :(
02:21:00 <Serenity> you wot
02:21:00 <Loof> slight GoT spoilert
02:22:00 <Serenity> oic
02:22:00 <Maurice> Thats a Maurice faux thing
02:23:00 <Serenity> i need to read more of the books
02:23:00 <Serenity> ive been feeling shitty the last couple days so i havent read
02:23:00 <Loof> ah damn
02:23:00 <Serenity> now i know why doodles such a grump the cold is depressing
02:24:00 <Maurice> TB books were so much better
02:24:00 <Loof> i just got over a hellish flu
02:24:00 <Loof> feels so good to be healthy again
02:24:00 <Maurice> Uhm, hes grumpy coz hes old
02:24:00 <Maurice> Hang on
02:24:00 <Serenity> old n cold
02:24:00 <Serenity> n horny prob
02:24:00 <Maurice> Was it the flu or a cold
02:24:00 <Loof> lol
02:24:00 <Serenity> touch wood i havent had a cold or flu for ages
02:24:00 <Maurice> I'm guessing a cold
02:24:00 <Maurice> Me either
02:25:00 <Maurice> Not since I had a job lol
02:25:00 <cheekybabe> i touch wood at least every 24 hours
02:25:00 <Loof> i only get sick about once a year, but when i do..
02:25:00 <British^Meat> heh wood
02:25:00 <Loof> shutup bm
02:25:00 <Maurice> Dont shut up BM
02:25:00 <Serenity> i can handle most things pretty well but as soon as i get something where ive got a headache im done
02:25:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, Loof
02:25:00 <Loof> yah i've had one all day
02:26:00 <British^Meat> I like Maurice
02:26:00 <Maurice> I like me too
02:26:00 <cheekybabe> i like planes
02:26:00 <Maurice> Lets kiss
02:26:00 <Maurice> Best kind of kissing
02:26:00 <cheekybabe> correct
02:26:00 <British^Meat> interesting
02:26:00 <Loof> anyway
02:26:00 <British^Meat> do u think, if u could clone an exact clone of yourself that you'd fuck yourself?
02:26:00 <Maurice> Yay
02:27:00 <cheekybabe> bye faggot
02:27:00 <British^Meat> I mean like, would that really be wrong?
02:27:00 <Maurice> I'd fuck myself
02:27:00 <cheekybabe> if i had a clone of myself i would kill it
02:27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
02:27:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm awesome in bed
02:27:00 <cheekybabe> there can only be one
02:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cranberries - Zombie Views: 393,106,724 Uploader: TheCranberriesVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 5m16s Rating: 4.83
02:27:00 <Maurice> I know this due to fucking myself often
02:27:00 <British^Meat> hah
02:27:00 <British^Meat> hot
02:27:00 <Serenity> i dont think id fuck myself
02:27:00 <Clarkson> chup tennis faggot
02:27:00 <cheekybabe> <Maurice> get fucked <OtherMaurice> ok
02:27:00 <Maurice> zzzombie zzzzombieeee aaaayyyyee ayee ohhhh
02:28:00 <Maurice> Whos the other Maurice
02:28:00 <British^Meat> wouldnt be gay though, would it?
02:28:00 <cheekybabe> you
02:28:00 <Clarkson> it would seem that to some, like mrdanger, sex is only an abstract concept they will never experience
02:28:00 <cheekybabe> clearly
02:28:00 <Serenity> gay masturbation
02:28:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
02:28:00 <cheekybabe> i couldnt do that, because i dont find myself attractive
02:28:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why i dont think i would
02:28:00 <Serenity> yuck
02:28:00 <cheekybabe> i'd be, oi clone, come wank me off
02:28:00 <Clarkson> shame on a nigga
02:29:00 <Maurice> Piss off
02:29:00 <cheekybabe> and he'd say no
02:29:00 <Maurice> We all masturbate
02:29:00 <Maurice> So clearly we're sexy
02:29:00 <Clarkson> Jews have a Major Victory when they make it impossible for me to do anything other than suck their dick and give them the The Technology
02:29:00 <Serenity> yeah but im not thinking about me when i do that
02:29:00 <British^Meat> yer, my clone would probably want a clone of that clone
02:29:00 <British^Meat> and so forth
02:29:00 <British^Meat> if never be satisfied
02:29:00 <Maurice> You gotta make noise
02:29:00 <Maurice> That helps
02:30:00 <Serenity> imagine though if cam had a clone
02:30:00 <Serenity> you could get your dream
02:30:00 <Maurice> Oh jesus fucking christ
02:31:00 <Maurice> Heaven
02:31:00 <Serenity> both of em would be like fuck off i dont wanna see his dick
02:31:00 <Serenity> hahahah
02:31:00 <Clarkson> cheesebung shit aye u m usta been pretty desperate
02:31:00 <Serenity> umm cameron...
02:31:00 <Maurice> LOL
02:31:00 <Maurice> DON'T KISS ME WITH YOUR SPERM MOUTH
02:31:00 <Serenity> lolllllll
02:32:00 <Maurice> I'd die
02:32:00 <Maurice> With happiness
02:32:00 <Serenity> die with a smile lol
02:32:00 <Maurice> I need to stop reading menage stories
02:32:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/TR3Vdo5etCQ
02:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: No Doubt - Don't Speak Views: 232,238,575 Uploader: NoDoubtVEVO Uploaded: Oct 7, 2009 Duration: 5m3s Rating: 4.86
02:33:00 <Maurice> I fucking LOVE that song
02:33:00 <Clarkson> my brother wait for u and stab u cunt
02:33:00 <Serenity> I remember everyone thinking she was dead
02:33:00 <Serenity> for like 2 years
02:33:00 <Serenity> lol
02:33:00 <Maurice> And Ronans Nothing At All
02:34:00 <Maurice> My dad threatened to kick me out for repeating these songs
02:34:00 <Serenity> lol
02:34:00 <Maurice> Gwen is so youthful looking, I hate her
02:34:00 <Serenity> i wanted to be her
02:35:00 <Serenity> i used to wear the baggy pants and tank tops etc
02:35:00 <Maurice> Lol I didnt do that
02:35:00 <Maurice> I was in Sanity the other day and they were playing All Saints
02:35:00 <Maurice> I bopped around the store singing it
02:36:00 <Maurice> The girls in charge were like, 4 yrs older than my kid
02:36:00 <Serenity> and BINDI'S
02:36:00 <Serenity> fucking christ
02:36:00 <Maurice> WHAT ARE BINDIS
02:36:00 <Serenity> those stickers you put on your forehead
02:36:00 <Serenity> and look like a huge twat but everyone wore them
02:36:00 <Maurice> Oh
02:36:00 <Serenity> because of gwen
02:36:00 <Maurice> No idea on those lol
02:37:00 <Maurice> Too old
02:37:00 <Serenity> you are not
02:37:00 <Maurice> I am
02:37:00 <Serenity> gwen always wore them
02:37:00 <cheekybabe> i have no idea what you two are talking about
02:37:00 <cheekybabe> bloody girls
02:37:00 <Maurice> We had one leg of trackies hiked up
02:37:00 <Maurice> That was our thing
02:37:00 <Serenity> that was the same time you clown
02:37:00 <Serenity> lol
02:37:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
02:37:00 <Serenity> yes lol
02:37:00 <Maurice> Bindis were prickles for me!
02:37:00 <cheekybabe> bindis are prickles
02:38:00 <Maurice> And in later years, Irwins kid
02:38:00 <cheekybabe> boondies are the yellow sand you'd throw at your friends
02:38:00 <Maurice> SEE
02:38:00 <Serenity> any music vid of no doubt shes wearing one
02:38:00 <Maurice> Fucking boondies, I loved them
02:38:00 <Maurice> I never knew they were called bindis lol
02:39:00 <Maurice> I didnt have a comp to google, as stated above
02:39:00 <Serenity> its an actual indian thing
02:39:00 <Serenity> it was quite disrespectful lol
02:39:00 <cheekybabe> bindis were the evil cousin of the "double-gees"
02:39:00 <Maurice> Yeah but I'm not indian :/
02:39:00 <Maurice> Fucking double g's
02:39:00 <Maurice> UGH
02:40:00 <Serenity> im just a girll in the worldd
02:40:00 <cheekybabe> i used to have another name for double-gees but i cant remember what it was
02:40:00 <Maurice> I have my orig Metallica cd from when I was 17, needed to be 18 to buy it and the Kmart chicks sold it to me
02:40:00 <Maurice> It's still in the plastic
02:40:00 <Serenity> old people call em 3 corner jacks or some shit
02:40:00 <Clarkson> every time you paste that shit
02:40:00 <cheekybabe> i lose my original metallica black album years ago
02:40:00 <cheekybabe> im still upset about it
02:41:00 <Maurice> I think this is reload
02:41:00 <cheekybabe> tilting the cd to see snake was cool
02:41:00 <cheekybabe> er
02:41:00 <Maurice> I'd have to searchfor it to find it
02:41:00 <cheekybabe> tilting the case/paper insert
02:41:00 <Maurice> 3 corner jacks? WHAT
02:42:00 <Serenity> yes
02:42:00 <Serenity> old cunts call double g's that
02:42:00 <Maurice> Shit me, now I'm on Youtube
02:42:00 <Maurice> Curse you
02:42:00 <Serenity> ive been on youtube for hours.. i need to stop
02:43:00 <Maurice> I need to get further
02:43:00 <Maurice> 92.9 have an RnB cd out
02:43:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDKGWaCglRM
02:43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: P!nk - Just Like A Pill Views: 58,620,521 Uploader: PinkVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.86
02:43:00 <Maurice> Got in the car today and Cal goes 'Is this rnb friday?'
02:43:00 <Maurice> WIN
02:43:00 <Maurice> OMFG
02:43:00 <Maurice> @q#$%^&u%$#@#$%^u&^%$#@$%yt^%$%yt%$@%
02:43:00 <Serenity> i had the single of this
02:44:00 <Serenity> fuck she is amazing
02:44:00 <Clarkson> that new delta song has played on the radio a few times already today and its fucking shocking
02:44:00 <Serenity> and how much has she changed
02:45:00 <Maurice> Iwas in smokemaart today, her new pic frame going for 109
02:45:00 <Maurice> It had Try lyrics
02:47:00 <Serenity> her body is so fucking amazing
02:47:00 <Clarkson> I heard he likes his asshole licked
02:47:00 <Serenity> its so strong
02:47:00 <Maurice> She's so hotr
02:47:00 <Maurice> Hot
02:47:00 <Serenity> like she hasnt got the curves and the tits n hips etc but its just arghh
02:47:00 <Serenity> so properly fit
02:48:00 <Maurice> Shes fucking stong
02:48:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/UWJ_P-TdEJ0
02:48:00 <Serenity> i had this single too
02:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: P!nk - Most Girls Views: 22,779,503 Uploader: PinkVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m32s Rating: 4.87
02:49:00 <Maurice> MAN WITH A BLING BLING
02:49:00 <Maurice> This was a thing when I had to type every letter for an sms
02:51:00 <Serenity> now i wanna dye my hair pink
02:51:00 <Maurice> Do mine too
02:52:00 <Serenity> if i wasnt trying to grow my hair id do it tomorrow lol
02:58:00 <Serenity> god i should be in bed
02:59:00 <cheekybabe> god will sleep with you
03:07:00 <President_Trump> Serenity stay up and talk with me babe
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