// #melbourne — 2016-07-05
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00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> the secret is pretty good - just sayin'
00:07:00 <couleurs> pics
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pscho god loving affair + murdering spouses
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> just get a divorce like a normal person
00:21:00 <Serenity> YOU GOT ME SINGIN G-G-G-G-G-GEORGIA
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously this couple are psycho…
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> religious peeps are the worst!
00:29:00 <Doodle> amen
00:29:00 <couleurs> :)))))
00:35:00 <dematerialised> ok bed time
00:35:00 <dematerialised> go to sleep
00:37:00 <Serenity> o.o
00:39:00 <couleurs> bye!!!!!!!!!!!
08:08:00 <johninja> Kevin Durant opts for the Golden State Warriors for two years and $54.3 million.
08:08:00 <johninja> thats cray
10:10:00 <johninja> http://www.theshovel.com.au/2016/07/04/turnbull-talks-up-smaller-more-agile-coalition/
10:30:00 <borednlost> agile :(
10:31:00 <borednlost> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgEsf4QcR0Q
12:22:00 <gs69azza> hi butt
12:22:00 <faux> hi butt
12:22:00 <faux> how u
12:28:00 <gs69azza> tired and got a headache but good
12:28:00 <gs69azza> you?
12:33:00 <faux> im ok ty
12:33:00 <faux> hungry as fuck
12:34:00 <faux> waiting for lunch lol
12:34:00 <Loof> what you having?
12:34:00 <gs69azza> yetah I just ate so I'm no longer hungry
12:34:00 <faux> dads wifey is making chicken stir fry
12:34:00 <Loof> oh nice
12:34:00 <faux> smells so good im salivating
12:34:00 <Loof> lol
12:35:00 <gs69azza> mmm
12:37:00 <faux> i gained a kilo so as of today im counting me cals again
12:37:00 <faux> dont wanna get fat again tysm
12:37:00 <Loof> i'm having half sized meals
12:37:00 <faux> PoRTioN CoNTRoL
12:38:00 <Loof> yeah
12:38:00 <faux> goodies
12:38:00 <Loof> already can notice more energy
12:38:00 <faux> lol
12:38:00 <Loof> too much food makes me sleepy lol
12:38:00 <faux> eep
12:39:00 <faux> i cant get fat again i look like an oompa loompa cos im so short
12:39:00 <Loof> lol
12:40:00 <gs69azza> do macros bro
12:40:00 <gs69azza> iifym
12:41:00 <faux> idk what that is
12:41:00 <gs69azza> it's like cal counting but you go that 1 step further and break shit down in to protein carbs and fats
12:41:00 <faux> oh
12:41:00 <faux> ye im using ny fitness pal again and saw that
12:41:00 <Loof> myfitnesspal does that
12:41:00 <Loof> yeah
12:41:00 <faux> nah seems too annoyin for just 1 kg
12:41:00 <faux> lol
12:41:00 <gs69azza> yeah myfitnesspal is cool
12:41:00 <gs69azza> eh
12:41:00 <gs69azza> michelle does it sometimes
12:41:00 <gs69azza> when she "restarts her diet"
12:42:00 <faux> aka every morning
12:42:00 <gs69azza> yep
12:42:00 <gs69azza> lol
12:42:00 <faux> lollll
12:42:00 <gs69azza> she stays up at night doing her food entries
12:42:00 <gs69azza> then bam
12:42:00 <faux> i was happy
12:42:00 <gs69azza> doesn't do it
12:42:00 <faux> well
12:42:00 <faux> getting happy about me body
12:42:00 <faux> then i saw a kg gain and i was like
12:42:00 <faux> Ex cuse me.
12:42:00 <faux> no
12:43:00 <gs69azza> it's just a number on the scale
12:43:00 <gs69azza> like I say to ERRYONE
12:43:00 <Serenity> why doesnt she just log every time she eats instead of having to do it all at night
12:43:00 <faux> ye
12:43:00 <gs69azza> go by the mirror or clothes
12:43:00 <Serenity> makes it a lot easier
12:43:00 <faux> agreed sez
12:43:00 <gs69azza> numbers on the scale change soooo much
12:43:00 <gs69azza> because she "plans out her day"
12:43:00 <Loof> yeah might be muscle might be fat with the scales
12:43:00 <gs69azza> then doesn't do it
12:43:00 <faux> ye but when u work hard to lose the numbers on tje scale its disheartening to see em go up
12:43:00 <gs69azza> scales measure the effect gravity have on your mass
12:44:00 <Loof> maybe you put on a kg of muscle lol
12:44:00 <faux> im not gonna kill meself im just gonna warch what i eat for a week
12:44:00 <faux> lol
12:44:00 <gs69azza> could be food the night before not being digested, could be excessive water held from hormones, could be anything
12:44:00 <gs69azza> lack of sleep also makes a person hold more water
12:44:00 <faux> trust me me food was digested she made veggie souo and i was pooping itnall night
12:45:00 <gs69azza> hmm
12:45:00 <Loof> just go do a huge crap, 1kg gone
12:45:00 <faux> i was crapping all night
12:45:00 <gs69azza> i lost 700g this morning from a piss
12:45:00 <gs69azza> lol
12:45:00 <Serenity> i can tell when ive eaten too much salt
12:45:00 <Serenity> my weight goes up by about 800g
12:45:00 <gs69azza> salt also increases water retension
12:45:00 <gs69azza> retention
12:45:00 <faux> oui
12:45:00 <gs69azza> yeah t
12:45:00 <Serenity> takes about 3 days for it to resolve
12:45:00 <Serenity> for me anyway
12:46:00 <gs69azza> yeah i eat popcorn on my cheat days, next day my wrists are swollen
12:46:00 <faux> yesterday i bumped into me sissy and she flew off me butt
12:46:00 <faux> i was like oh
12:46:00 <Loof> lol
12:46:00 <gs69azza> only because I eat a whole big bucket from the cinemas
12:46:00 <faux> i thought i injured her shes like AGAIN CHRISTINA
12:46:00 <gs69azza> dem butt gainz
12:46:00 <Serenity> hahah thats like an ocean worth of salt
12:46:00 <faux> kids are weird
12:46:00 <gs69azza> yep, salt helps me lose water too though when in comp prep
12:46:00 <faux> yummmmm i want movie popcorn
12:46:00 <gs69azza> i manipulate sodium
12:46:00 <Serenity> i had to start adding salt to my food to bring my bp up a bit
12:47:00 <faux> drink a bottle of soy sauce
12:47:00 <gs69azza> i go to miranda cinemas every sunday and get popcorn lol
12:47:00 <Serenity> cause i dont normally have salt
12:47:00 <gs69azza> bp too low?
12:47:00 <gs69azza> dats no good
12:47:00 <Loof> i need lots of salt or i puke when i exercise
12:47:00 <faux> sez dads wifey has a bp machine lol
12:47:00 <faux> so naturally jm like OO CAN WE CHECK
12:47:00 <Serenity> its borderline low but when i stand up it dips low enough to make me ddizzy
12:47:00 <faux> sheesh
12:47:00 <Serenity> so a little bit of salt helps bring it up enough to not get dizzy
12:48:00 <gs69azza> yeah sodium and potassium
12:48:00 <gs69azza> so pink salt
12:48:00 <Serenity> yuh
12:48:00 <faux> i onlT buy pink salt cos its prettY
12:48:00 <Serenity> haha
12:48:00 <faux> idgaf about benefits
12:48:00 <gs69azza> it's the best one for you lol
12:48:00 <faux> i know
12:48:00 <faux> lol
12:48:00 <gs69azza> even has magnesium in it
12:48:00 <faux> but ididnt buy it cos of that
12:48:00 <Serenity> i have a heart shaped chunk of pink rock salt
12:48:00 <faux> lmao
12:48:00 <Serenity> but i dun eats it
12:48:00 <faux> WHAT
12:48:00 <faux> show menpic
12:48:00 <gs69azza> I licked 1 of those salt lamps once
12:48:00 <gs69azza> because I didn't believe it was real salt
12:48:00 <faux> i want a himalayan rock salt lamp
12:48:00 <faux> YES INWANT ONE
12:49:00 <gs69azza> man I was proven wrong
12:49:00 <gs69azza> lol
12:49:00 <faux> me brthdys on sunday
12:49:00 <faux> get itnfor me
12:49:00 <faux> ty
12:49:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/13174195_10153422488172331_1304139811968255173_n.jpg?oh=22a2252a18af30d6d6a3bdef6df01852&oe=58065619
12:49:00 <gs69azza> happy birfdee for sundie
12:49:00 <faux> AW THATS CUTE
12:49:00 <faux> id lck it though
12:49:00 <gs69azza> tis a heart
12:49:00 <faux> tyvm
12:49:00 <Serenity> i licked it once
12:49:00 <Serenity> its not nice
12:49:00 <faux> oh
12:49:00 <gs69azza> it's salty
12:49:00 <faux> .
12:49:00 <Serenity> like turn ur face inside out salty
12:49:00 <gs69azza> yeah
12:49:00 <faux> o
12:49:00 <faux> ew
12:50:00 <gs69azza> it's epic salty the lamp i licked
12:50:00 <Serenity> you're supposed to shower with it
12:50:00 <Serenity> but i juts have it cause its cool
12:50:00 <faux> imagine how many people licked that lamp aaron
12:50:00 <Serenity> its sal
12:50:00 <Serenity> t
12:50:00 <gs69azza> it helps hydrate skin and pull water and toxins out
12:50:00 <Serenity> its anitbacterial
12:50:00 <gs69azza> ^
12:50:00 <gs69azza> that too
12:50:00 <Serenity> yer i rub it on me face sometimes and it makes my skin feel lovely
12:50:00 <gs69azza> so doesn't bother me
12:51:00 <faux> ok
12:51:00 <faux> luncu time
12:51:00 <faux> bbs
12:56:00 <Loof> gah all i feel like doing is eating and sleeping
12:56:00 <Loof> just the thought of doing anything constructive is zzzzzzz
12:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its the weather Loof it makes you eat more and sleep more
12:57:00 <Loof> yeah
12:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which is why it sucks workikng in the cold like i do
12:58:00 <Loof> fark that
12:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup i get out of a nice warm car into the cold and then back into it
12:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking joke sometimes
12:59:00 <Loof> must give you the sniffles
12:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just this last couple of weeks ive gotten over 2 cold so far and counting
12:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> might be on my 3rd
12:59:00 <Loof> cool
12:59:00 <Loof> oh damn
12:59:00 <Loof> that sucks
13:00:00 <Loof> flu season sucks
13:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well i gotta find a way to keep my legs warm i think
13:00:00 <Loof> maybe some skins
13:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wear like 4 layers of clothing over my chest
13:00:00 <johninja> Kilt
13:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol johninja
13:01:00 <Loof> dunno how those scotts handled the ball freeze wearing kilts in the highlands weather
13:01:00 <Loof> but i guess it was FREEEEEDOM
13:01:00 <johninja> yeah man
13:02:00 <Loof> i seem to lose the most heat through my legs
13:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just like i dont know how my brother can wear next to nothing down in albury the crazy cvunt
13:02:00 <Loof> people like that shit me
13:02:00 <Loof> they make me feel cold just looking at them
13:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and then he comes up here and tells me its warm in this cold
13:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck him lol
13:03:00 <Clarkson> he flashed his cock at bee
13:03:00 <Loof> lol
13:03:00 <Loof> how does he handle the summer?
13:03:00 <Loof> if he loves the cold that much
13:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks me he sits in a air con office all day
13:04:00 <Loof> ah
13:05:00 <Loof> can't wait for summer
13:05:00 <Loof> i love the heat
13:05:00 <Loof> cold kills me
13:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hate the heat love the cold except when i get one
13:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck a duck
13:29:00 <johninja> https://www.minds.com/blog/view/486249365736792064/portland-installs-turbines-in-their-city-water-pipes-powers-city-by-flushing-toilets
14:22:00 <Doodle> ye
15:13:00 <johninja> https://i.imgur.com/FoelxdG.gifv
15:19:00 <kelly19> hmmm
15:29:00 <johninja> Regenerative dental fillings that allow teeth to heal themselves have been developed by researchers, potentially eliminating the need for root canals.
15:29:00 <johninja> thats pretty rad
15:29:00 <kelly19> cool
15:35:00 <johninja> this stupid bird keeps attacking its own reflection in my window
15:36:00 <BlackDevil> dont show him your little pecker
15:38:00 <johninja> I'll leave that up to you
16:10:00 <kelly19> hi theriddler
16:20:00 <Serenity> id rather fuck a dick
16:21:00 <Serenity> wow.. scrolled
16:21:00 <Serenity> inappropriate
16:28:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:06:00 <faux> test
17:07:00 <johninja> loud and clear red rider
17:07:00 <^pHANTOM^> roger that
17:07:00 <johninja> 10-4
17:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep.
17:16:00 <Doodle> o
17:16:00 <Doodle> me sis just bought a house
17:16:00 <faux> cool
17:17:00 <Doodle> 6 bedrooms!
17:17:00 <faux> i tried napping for twenny mins but next door fucks are so loud
17:17:00 <faux> o ye
17:17:00 <Doodle> are they fukn
17:17:00 <faux> is she a millionaire
17:17:00 <faux> no just leb and talking sounds like yelling
17:17:00 <Doodle> lol no a 6br house here isnt as expensive as the capital cities
17:17:00 <faux> o ge
17:17:00 <faux> ye
17:17:00 <faux> forgot u live in woop woop
17:17:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
17:18:00 <faux> 6br here is at least 1mil
17:18:00 <Doodle> nah they didnt even pay half that
17:18:00 <faux> jesus
17:18:00 <faux> rucky
17:18:00 <johninja> they must be planning on making lots of chiuldren
17:18:00 <faux> howcmany Holdens does she have again
17:18:00 <faux> uh
17:18:00 <faux> children*
17:18:00 <Doodle> lol
17:18:00 <faux> lmao
17:18:00 <Doodle> 1 holden 3 kids
17:18:00 <Doodle> 2 stepkids
17:18:00 <faux> o
17:19:00 <faux> everhone getd their own room
17:19:00 <faux> lucky
17:19:00 <Doodle> no the stepkids will share
17:19:00 <johninja> makes sense
17:19:00 <Doodle> cos theyre hardly there
17:19:00 <faux> o ye
17:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> 6 bedrooms.
17:19:00 <Doodle> and spare room for w/evs i guess
17:19:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats huge.
17:19:00 <johninja> lol because they aren't as loved
17:19:00 <faux> for me
17:19:00 <Doodle> lol
17:19:00 <faux> is there at least a pewl
17:19:00 <faux> pewl
17:19:00 <faux> -- johninja
17:19:00 <Doodle> nah the house they just sold has a pool
17:20:00 <faux> o
17:20:00 <johninja> .
17:20:00 <faux> lollll
17:20:00 <faux> <3
17:20:00 <Doodle> lol
17:20:00 <faux> its cos ur from qld ok
17:20:00 <faux> skewllll and pewl
17:20:00 <Doodle> ehehe
17:20:00 <johninja> 3>
17:20:00 <faux> fukn dot me cunt
17:20:00 <faux> poke ur eyes out
17:21:00 <faux> this week has gone so slow
17:21:00 <Doodle> good, i have a fuckload of work to do
17:21:00 <faux> god
17:21:00 <johninja> it's only tuesday
17:21:00 <faux> take a break
17:21:00 <Doodle> i cant :(
17:21:00 <johninja> maybe we should hold back on judging it
17:21:00 <faux> even im sick of ur school work
17:21:00 <Doodle> lol
17:21:00 <faux> lol john
17:22:00 <faux> i mean the time ivr been here at dads
17:22:00 <faux> it feels like i been here for ages tbh
17:22:00 <johninja> ohh
17:22:00 <TheRon> durant to the warriors, barnes and bogut to the mavs
17:22:00 <faux> but its been 4 days
17:22:00 <Doodle> ye time stands still when ur at ur parents
17:22:00 <Doodle> happens to me too
17:22:00 <johninja> yeah TheRon, big moves
17:22:00 <faux> lol
17:22:00 <faux> doodle
17:22:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/d0YLDts12Mw
17:22:00 <Doodle> yes lovely
17:22:00 <faux> look at number 5
17:23:00 <TheRon> still got curry, thompson, green and iggy
17:23:00 <Doodle> chopped up lady!
17:24:00 <Doodle> omg 2 finger squirter
17:26:00 <johninja> Iggy will prolly have to go somewhere
17:38:00 <Doodle> Dr Rosewarne said it was no secret young people were disengaged this election, and there was no shortage of penis drawings either.
17:38:00 <Doodle> In fact, Dr Rosewarne heard one polling booth received a 40cm-long penis, which was rather detailed.
17:38:00 <Doodle> looooool
17:38:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5dDKKp45U
17:39:00 <Jimbo> I swear some music videos ruin good songs
17:39:00 <TheRon> the ballad of chasey laine?
18:06:00 <doctor> Valerie, call on me
18:07:00 <TheRon> get on that sugar train
18:08:00 <doctor> When's Valerie comming to see you TheRon?
18:08:00 <TheRon> all i'm thinking about is that call on me clip with the chicks in the fitness class
18:09:00 <TheRon> steve winwood?
18:10:00 <doctor> Are they all colourful and exotic while you appear as a grey silhouette in the breakground with a beer gut and stubby in the hand?
18:10:00 <doctor> yeah steve winwood
18:10:00 <doctor> broken and sad winwood
18:11:00 <TheRon> that's when i think of you
18:11:00 <doctor> it's all that i can do.
18:11:00 <doctor> i got mad
18:11:00 <doctor> go*
18:11:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:12:00 <doctor> that song fits the vibe appropriately, thank you TheRon
18:15:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
18:16:00 <doctor> he adds one more to his collection, she strikes another useless match
18:17:00 <TheRon> like static on the dial it all comes back in style
18:22:00 <TheRon> goanna - solid rock
18:28:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
18:29:00 <Lumeah> We kissed on that bridge that fell down.
18:29:00 <TheRon> oh whoa!
18:30:00 <Lumeah> While we held hands at the tarsh..
18:31:00 <TheRon> i've just run out of melbourne cliches
18:32:00 <Lumeah> We've been stuck in a cage with that bloke whl says iam.
18:33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-t46_Sy3A
18:37:00 <johninja> https://i.imgur.com/BFvWjBL.jpg?1
18:48:00 <doctor> good morning amsy
18:51:00 <doctor> https://media.giphy.com/media/l0K4jLuVUvTjJ7kpG/giphy.gif
18:53:00 <TheRon> things of stone and wood - share this wine
18:57:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeBOfD7R2G8
18:58:00 <Jimbo> stupid philopinos should work harder so they can just buy new tyres aye
18:58:00 <TheRon> you and i going out and we're dancing in the storm
19:03:00 <TheRon> doctor: skyhooks?
19:14:00 <GoldSpade> arr.
19:15:00 <TheRon> GoldSpade: is a pirate
19:15:00 <GoldSpade> hahahah
19:15:00 <GoldSpade> how news spreads
19:15:00 <GoldSpade> proves some people have no nothing to do buy gossip
19:15:00 <GoldSpade> bloody hell
19:17:00 <GoldSpade> so who has been spreading inuendo info TheRon?
19:17:00 <TheRon> doodle
19:17:00 <GoldSpade> haha is that right
19:18:00 <TheRon> why not
19:18:00 <GoldSpade> I dont even know Doodle...never ever spoken to him or her
19:18:00 <johninja> she's a good bloke
19:18:00 <GoldSpade> I feel very important now
19:19:00 <BT1-KID> ;)
19:19:00 <GoldSpade> it was all going well...until...." your computer is out of date, will now upgrade to windows 10
19:19:00 <GoldSpade> I hate windows 10!
19:19:00 <TheRon> US forces give the nod.......
19:20:00 <GoldSpade> that stupid female voice is the worst
19:21:00 <GoldSpade> what an ass
19:21:00 <Clarkson> and wear it as a mask on my cock
19:24:00 <amsy> Hello doctor
19:24:00 <amsy> hi cc :%
19:25:00 <GoldSpade> what have you got amsy
19:25:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :6
19:26:00 <amsy> what
19:26:00 <amsy> hi bb x
19:27:00 <couleurs> yes
19:32:00 <faux> hi bb <3
19:32:00 <faux> how u
19:34:00 <amsy> good tnx n u
19:34:00 <frayedknot> hey amelia
19:34:00 <amelia> alohas wotsup
19:34:00 <frayedknot> rain and cold... you?
19:34:00 <amelia> no rain jus cold
19:34:00 <faux> good bb just showered and im so relaxed
19:34:00 <amelia> currently puting trackies on as we speaks
19:35:00 <amsy> nice 1
19:35:00 <faux> what do
19:35:00 <amsy> nothing really
19:35:00 <amsy> making packing lists
19:36:00 <faux> lol
19:36:00 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:36:00 <faux> u r me organisational spirit animal
19:36:00 <amsy> lol :3
19:36:00 <faux> this is why ily
19:36:00 <faux> if we lived together our house would look schmicko
19:36:00 <amsy> even taking a bucket and washing detergent incase theres nowhere to wash hiking gear
19:36:00 <faux> BYO Coaster. Ty.
19:36:00 <amsy> lmao
19:37:00 <amsy> :*
19:37:00 <faux> 1 x +v 4 being da best
19:37:00 <faux> :*
19:37:00 <faux> ab is so cute today
19:37:00 <amsy> shes cute every day
19:37:00 <faux> haha
19:37:00 <faux> but extra
19:38:00 <faux> i napped for twenny mins earlier and when i came out shes like HI KISSINA I MISSED U
19:38:00 <faux> lol
19:38:00 <faux> im like oh ok
19:38:00 <faux> been gone for twenny Ty
19:38:00 <amsy> lol cute
19:38:00 <President_Trump> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1H2qO0nN_mc/VAbOFMOmcRI/AAAAAAAADtI/L3tcz2UNjpY/s1600/sourpatchkids1.jpg
19:38:00 <faux> im just in awe at house much energy kids have
19:38:00 <faux> im dead rn and shes singing to herself in lala land and running around
19:39:00 <faux> ill get her to say hi on tele
19:39:00 <amsy> on sunday we were at damiens bday and someone arrived and asked where damien is and sister responded "where ever amber is i'd say"
19:40:00 <faux> ok sending
19:40:00 <amsy> ehe
19:40:00 <faux> aw
19:40:00 <faux> cuties
19:40:00 <faux> lol
19:41:00 <faux> ehehee
19:41:00 <faux> training her well
19:41:00 <faux> told her to say ur my favourite
19:41:00 <faux> lolol
19:41:00 <faux> @faux> im just in awe at house much energy kids have
19:41:00 <faux> house much.
19:42:00 <amsy> lmao i know
19:43:00 <amsy> when we went to denmark with the boys i was like how tf do u do this every damn day
19:43:00 <amsy> but apparently its not as bad when its just them
19:43:00 <Jimbo> "hi im samuel l jackson telling all you kids out there to read a fucking book man. the more you fucking read, the more you fucking know"
19:43:00 <amsy> stenie and i excite them lmao
19:43:00 <faux> loll
19:44:00 <faux> LOL
19:44:00 <faux> shes singing Amber had a little lamb
19:44:00 <amsy> lolll i love her
19:44:00 <faux> me too i wannanpunch her rn
19:44:00 <faux> also yesti she called me tall
19:45:00 <faux> so bonus points
19:45:00 <faux> .
19:45:00 <amsy> lmao well one day she wont
19:46:00 <faux> excuse me
19:46:00 <faux> do u wanna fight
19:46:00 <Jimbo> while u 2 fite ill get a big mac
19:47:00 <doctor> ill fight you all, the only way i know how: with emotions
19:48:00 <doctor> cleanse
19:48:00 <Jimbo> are they vegan?
19:48:00 <doctor> Is it okay to eat eggs if the chicken wants you to?
19:49:00 <Jimbo> chickens dont want you to take their eggs though, they want to keep them and hatch them
19:49:00 <Jimbo> free range chickens actually hide them
19:50:00 <doctor> What if a very attractive woman approached you and asked you to drink her breast milk?
19:50:00 <doctor> Would that be vegan friendly?
19:50:00 <doctor> Is cannibalism acceptable to vegans?
19:51:00 <doctor> since most seem to be jaded misanthropes, wouldn't it be morally right to eat a fellow human being?
19:53:00 <Jimbo> thanks buddy im falling asleep now
19:53:00 <Jimbo> gnite
19:53:00 <doctor> nite matey
19:54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
19:54:00 <doctor> sweet dreams, but nothing sexual. every time you ejaculate you are responsible for the genocide of millions of potential offspring, making you literally worse than Hitler
19:56:00 <partay> doctor no
20:00:00 <Jimbo> is eating your own cum, against vegan beliefs?
20:03:00 <BT1-KID> LMAO
20:03:00 <Jimbo> I guess it depends on if you're an animal or not?
20:06:00 <doctor> That would mean you are eating your own children, making you Satan himself
20:06:00 <doctor> So yes, that's acceptable to vegans
20:10:00 <Jimbo> they're not children, and statistics say that they're doomed to not be
20:10:00 <Jimbo> how many sperm is in each ejaculate? how many times does an average man ejaculate? how many children does the average man have?
20:11:00 <Jimbo> when you think about the numbers that way, children are a freak occurance
20:11:00 <dematerialised> what a day!
20:11:00 <dematerialised> oh what a lovely day!
20:14:00 <President_Trump> it was AYE MATEY!!
20:14:00 <couleurs> ------ med mex
20:14:00 <couleurs> (gay 1)
20:15:00 <dematerialised> typical cisgendered scum
20:15:00 <couleurs> :)
21:22:00 <Jimbo> hm not sure if i should put on my resume that i voted for tony abbott
21:23:00 <johninja> depends what kinda job you are going for i guess
21:23:00 <dematerialised> nobody actually cares what you do so its ok
21:23:00 <johninja> cornfarmers don't need resumes anyway
21:23:00 <Jimbo> not going for a job, going for a bank loan
21:24:00 <johninja> you going to buy a boat?
21:24:00 <Jimbo> nah a penis enlargement
21:25:00 <johninja> ahh yep
21:26:00 <Jimbo> i want it to have at least 5 or 6 bedrooms
21:26:00 <Jimbo> and a 3 car garage
21:26:00 <Jimbo> and well i already own the land to build it on
21:27:00 <Jimbo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ay5GqJwHF8
21:28:00 <Jimbo> that guys a corn farmer like you john
21:29:00 <johninja> thats some nice corn he's got there
21:30:00 <Jimbo> i was just realising that scene/movie was fucking weird
21:30:00 <Jimbo> i mean im a very weird person so me saying something is weird should have alot of weight
21:30:00 <johninja> i bet its not free range corn like mine tho
21:30:00 <Jimbo> whats free range corn? like you let it run around and roost in green grass?
21:31:00 <johninja> yes
21:31:00 <johninja> the corn goes where the corn wishes
21:32:00 <Jimbo> how many can you have per acre before its factory farming? the limits like anything less than 27 trillion per acre, like chicken, right?
21:32:00 <Jimbo> the grass is so green aye
21:33:00 <Jimbo> is your corn RSPCA approved?
21:33:00 <johninja> yeah its lovely
21:33:00 <johninja> it is
21:33:00 <Jimbo> halal?
21:33:00 <johninja> never
21:33:00 <Jimbo> kosher?
21:33:00 <johninja> over my dead body
21:33:00 <johninja> that's fine
21:33:00 <Jimbo> gluten free?
21:33:00 <Jimbo> nut free?
21:33:00 <johninja> we try avoid selling to zionists
21:33:00 <Jimbo> lactose free?
21:34:00 <johninja> definately not nuts or lactose
21:34:00 <johninja> maybe a bit of gluten
21:34:00 <Jimbo> how many glutens?
21:34:00 <johninja> around 120/1500
21:34:00 <Jimbo> makes sense
21:35:00 <Jimbo> who do you sell your corn to?
21:35:00 <johninja> we used to sell a lot to libya before guddafi died
21:35:00 <johninja> but now it's mainly PNG and Fiji
21:36:00 <Jimbo> oh ok pretty sure i saw some fijian with a corn necklace this one time
21:36:00 <Jimbo> think it was in lidcombe
21:36:00 <johninja> yeah its part of their religion
21:36:00 <johninja> the corn god
21:36:00 <johninja> or ghulafwaki
21:36:00 <johninja> as they call himnn
21:36:00 <Jimbo> wow thats like the pyramid conspiracy
21:36:00 <Jimbo> maybe they're mayan
21:37:00 <johninja> well aboriginals have been linked to south america
21:37:00 <Jimbo> mayan egyptian fijian hybrids or some shit
21:37:00 <johninja> so it wouldn't surprise me
21:37:00 <Jimbo> bullshit
21:37:00 <johninja> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3170959/Were-Aborigines-AMERICANS-Native-tribes-Amazon-closely-related-indigenous-Australians.html
21:37:00 <Jimbo> have you ever met an abordiginie? they're lazy cunts
21:38:00 <Jimbo> if anything south america is linked to aboridiginies because they're too fucking lazy to go anywhere or do anything
21:38:00 <Jimbo> over 10,000 years europe developed into the moden civilization while the abos just had dream time... wtf man
21:39:00 <Jimbo> and people have no idea why theyre dependant on welfare
21:39:00 <johninja> well they didn't exactly have the most pleasant environment to work with
21:41:00 <nubbymcnu> all the grubs you can eat
21:42:00 <nubbymcnu> sticks to hit things with
21:42:00 <nubbymcnu> what more do you want
21:43:00 <johninja> lets all sit around and get high on pituri cuzz
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
21:47:00 <couleurs> beebs
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> freeks
21:48:00 <couleurs> meeps
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps!
21:50:00 <GoldSpade> oh no
21:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> great, shitcunt is here….being a shitcunt
21:50:00 <GoldSpade> you had that kid yet or what
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> why the fuck would i tell you for?
21:51:00 <Clarkson> How does one hack an empty cock can
21:51:00 <GoldSpade> so the rest of the channel can know!
21:51:00 <GoldSpade> hhehehe
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome logic
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll PM the peeps i want to tell
21:51:00 <GoldSpade> what are you gonna call it
21:52:00 <Serenity> cept those of us who matter already know when her squid is coming out
21:52:00 <GoldSpade> err thats 55 people
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re not one of the spesh 55
21:52:00 <GoldSpade> see if I can think of good names
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> go smoke some ice
21:52:00 <Serenity> loll
21:52:00 <GoldSpade> run out
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> dang
21:53:00 <GoldSpade> what about ...
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke a dick then
21:53:00 <GoldSpade> daphne
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you high right now?
21:53:00 <GoldSpade> or...damian
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> for a male name
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah awesome
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> seth
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the suggestions.
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored now
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> hang on I got more
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> 1 more
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> lexie
21:54:00 <GoldSpade> any good?
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> soooooooooo sup peeeps?
21:55:00 <GoldSpade> well I like those names
21:55:00 <GoldSpade> guess some people are fussy
21:55:00 <GoldSpade> but thats ok
21:56:00 <GoldSpade> just dont call the kid orange or some dumb hollywood celebrity name
21:56:00 <amsy> dont even know who this person ia
21:56:00 <amsy> is*
21:57:00 <GoldSpade> oh dont you?
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ^^ faux
21:57:00 <amsy> lol
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> its one of the shitcunts
21:58:00 <amsy> which 1
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> donno
21:58:00 <amsy> lol
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re all the same really….
21:58:00 <amsy> agreed
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> they all smoke too much ice and then rage on line
22:00:00 <couleurs> oneline
22:01:00 <amsy> lol
22:01:00 <amsy> on line
22:01:00 <couleurs> milk man
22:01:00 <amsy> lmao
22:02:00 <amsy> milk man
22:02:00 <couleurs> lol
22:03:00 <couleurs> dolph ins
22:03:00 <amsy> ahahahaha
22:03:00 <couleurs> right over there ------>
22:03:00 <amsy> What could it Bee?
22:03:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:03:00 <couleurs> gonna watch that now
22:03:00 <amsy> lolllll
22:04:00 <couleurs> lmaoooo
22:04:00 <couleurs> frbh3;qfhukqreh
22:06:00 <couleurs> oh man, each time it's somehow better
22:07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
22:07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn m8
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waits for theyou will regret this pms* lol
22:09:00 <couleurs> whoa it's raining hard
22:09:00 <couleurs> and some dickhead playing shitty techno real loud
22:10:00 <couleurs> in his car
22:10:00 <couleurs> the fuck
22:10:00 <couleurs> hope he gets electrocuted
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol me too
22:12:00 <couleurs> by a lightenings
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> tha’d be nice
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on hat note, im outta here….
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> that
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> (fail)
23:07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/PBmwHQo.gifv
23:08:00 <dematerialised> hehe peleton
23:09:00 <partay> the cock and balls never gets old
23:09:00 <Clarkson> au'TwEEk: did seeing pieters dick turn you on
23:13:00 <couleurs> cock n balle
23:13:00 <Clarkson> pictard youre a weak as piss coward, you couldnt kill shit
23:14:00 <partay> lol
23:45:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> sex
23:45:00 <faux> no
23:46:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> yes
23:46:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> oh god yes
23:46:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> complete utter sex
23:46:00 <Clarkson> It takes a lot of hard work to be a cunt
23:46:00 <faux> get out
23:47:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> get up
23:47:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> get down
23:47:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> 69
23:48:00 <couleurs> how many coffees has every1 had 2 day
23:48:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i have had 5
23:48:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i think
23:48:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> you?
23:49:00 <couleurs> 236
23:49:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> lol lies
23:51:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> tell the truth man
23:55:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> 13im on a large dose of medications
23:55:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> coffee is just another med to me
23:55:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i guess
23:56:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> smoking is bad
23:56:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> but i smoke everyday
23:56:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> gotta give it up
23:56:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> but it's such a horrible bad habit to give up
23:57:00 <^alienateD_Romeo> i don't think i have the willpower to do it
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