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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yellow orange, green
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> they taste like arse
00:00 <couleurs> i don't think i've had 1
00:00 <couleurs> what do they taste like...
02:00 <doctor> sugar and musk
04:00 <couleurs> twanks
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious and sugary
18:00 <doctor> sugar is a quick and nutritous source of energy
19:00 <doctor> the "health" food industry is motivated to sell through fear and misinformation
20:00 <couleurs> agreed. 
21:00 <British^Meat> who the fuck doesnt know what a musk stick is??
25:00 <British^Meat> nerdygirl do u like musk sticks?
26:00 <nerdygirl> yes!
26:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't even know what they are
28:00 <BlackDevil> musk sticks consist of a semi-soft stick, usually pink, and often extruded with a ridged cross-section. Their flavour and aroma is quite floral, reminiscent of musk perfume. They are also called 'musk sweets' and 'musk lollies'. Also available is a fruit-flavoured variant called "Fruit sticks", which look like coloured musk sticks.
28:00 <BlackDevil> Musk-flavoured mints are produced by companies such as the Dollar Sweets Company. They are sold through supermarkets under the Dollar Sweets brand and also through Lion Clubs Australia under the Lion Mints brand.
29:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/0/j/l/0/7/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.10hjg3.png/1411119241948.jpg
29:00 <British^Meat> yer, they're awesome :)
23:00 <TheRiddler> back
25:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axu2ju-HwTg
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HamferÃ° - VrÃ¡in (Live at TÃ³rshavnÂ´s cathedral) Views: 22,593 Uploader: tutl TV - Music from the Faroe Islands Uploaded: Sep 6, 2013 Duration: 10m0s Rating: 4.91
30:00 <TheRiddler> went to a hot rocks resturant
31:00 <TheRiddler> it was pretty good
33:00 <TheRiddler> name the movie
33:00 <TheRiddler> "always seperate your drugs"
34:00 <TheRiddler> *the
25:00 <gs69azza> mornings
29:00 <Israeli> Morning!
27:00 <Loof> https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=on9TXY8kYyk&feature=share
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Inner Circle- Bad Boys Views: 26,208,854 Uploader: TJ .GribZ Uploaded: Jun 15, 2009 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.80
31:00 <Loof> https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS5BPRGqpw&feature=share
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Expanders - Turtle Racing Views: 24,220 Uploader: E5Pro Uploaded: May 31, 2014 Duration: 5m18s Rating: 4.84
38:00 <Israeli> AYY PAPI
22:00 <faux> gpdmdlzjzonesJlans
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
53:00 <Loof> australian government websites are so bad
53:00 <Loof> who the fuck builds them
54:00 <Loof> they're completely useless
54:00 <Loof> grrr
03:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/BLb3o65q0vk
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The most hateful group in America (1 of 2) Views: 781,178 Uploader: Wallace Wynne Uploaded: Jul 18, 2014 Duration: 16m34s Rating: 1.66
04:00 <Loof> ^ scary shit
06:00 <faux> watching ep 5 of outcast
07:00 <faux> in Preparation for Tomorrow. 
07:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Loof> it was pretty good
17:00 <Loof> messed up my diet so bad yesterday
17:00 <Loof> damn wife tempted me with a bag of mini cherry ripes lol
18:00 <Loof> couldn't resist
20:00 <Loof> i'm loving hannibal
21:00 <Loof> you were right about the imagery tho
21:00 <Loof> and some of the psych stuff is hard to follow
22:00 <Loof> it's awesome but
22:00 <Loof> might watch some more now
22:00 <Loof> up to ep 4 or 5
24:00 <Loof> inhaled that pie in like 10 seconds lol
24:00 <Loof> feel like another but i wont
25:00 <Loof> not a huge pie person but these sargents pies are pretty awesome
25:00 <Loof> especially the cheese and beef ones
30:00 <Serenity> i actually dont mind those sargents pies
36:00 <faux> yesssss
36:00 <Loof> they're not bad
37:00 <faux> the imagery in hannibal is amaze
37:00 <faux> glad you thought so too
37:00 <Loof> yeah
37:00 <faux> i just finished ep 5 of outcast
37:00 <faux> im happy that thr storyline is unfolding finally
37:00 <doctor> i like granula
37:00 <Loof> ep 5 was pretty good
39:00 <faux> yeah
39:00 <faux> mildred rules
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <Loof> lol she's scary
39:00 <faux> lmao but shes fiesty i love it
40:00 <Loof> yeah lol
40:00 <faux> do you reckon that sydney guy is the devil
40:00 <Serenity> yer see what i meant by it was slightly less boring haha
40:00 <Loof> not sure what he is
41:00 <Loof> wonder why he beat his wife
41:00 <Loof> more why he wouldn't tell her why
41:00 <Loof> she was begging him to tell her why he did it
41:00 <Loof> but just silence
42:00 <Serenity> i want them to get back together and i donteven know why haha
42:00 <Loof> i love her blue eyes
43:00 <Loof> wish i had blue eyes
43:00 <Loof> instead of boring brown
43:00 <Serenity> same
43:00 <Serenity> i have an app i used to change my eyes to blue once and it took almost a week for anyone on fb to notice that my eyes were different.. jerks
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <faux> her face is so boring
44:00 <faux> his wife
44:00 <faux> shes so boring lol
44:00 <Serenity> i was like WOW so rude
44:00 <faux> i judt thought he beat her to get the demon out?
45:00 <faux> like he bashed the kid
45:00 <faux> etc
45:00 <Loof> yeah but why wont he tell her that
45:00 <Serenity> theres something weird with her still
45:00 <Serenity> but she could touch him so maybe shes just weird
45:00 <faux> maybe she didnt know she was possessed
45:00 <Loof> ah
45:00 <faux> idk
45:00 <faux> im making shit up
45:00 <Loof> time will tell
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <faux> im excited for tomorrows ep
45:00 <Loof> yay me too!
45:00 <faux> omg yess dads wifey made mjadra
45:00 <faux> best
46:00 <faux> im hungry
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> i feel like a kid again staying at dads
46:00 <Loof> i can't wait for mr robot on wed
46:00 <Loof> fav show
46:00 <faux> thats on me list
46:00 <faux> havent seen it yet
46:00 <Loof> it's amazing
47:00 <Loof> just wear a tinfoil hat when you watch it tho, it's pretty heavy on the conspiracy theory stuff
48:00 <Loof> i like it tho cause my tinfoil hat never comes off
48:00 <Loof> i want another pie
48:00 <Loof> so bad
48:00 <Loof> i'll wait
01:00 <Loof> hannibal time
58:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
12:00 <Serenity> no fgt
17:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13592360_661075860713842_7772179037226883615_n.jpg?oh=5212496e5a95e8879e25abbd62ea8635&oe=57FFE9B0
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that pokemon go shit
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> one of my work mates spent all shift the other night on static site doing that shit
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1111865665532163&id=92689703737
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hope this cunt dies
34:00 <Clarkson> ye that was b4 I explained the shit to him
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no good waste of space he cant even do his job properly
38:00 <dematerialised> that's rather extreme
38:00 <BlackDevil> RIP Dallas
41:00 <Israeli> Why isn't Tuftoy here.
41:00 <Israeli> I miss his childish ranting.
41:00 <Israeli> And Fennec_Fox
42:00 <Israeli> I miss their PRIVMSGs
42:00 <Serenity> he joins and leaves still
42:00 <Serenity> slooding for new nicks to pm
44:00 <Israeli> Rofl
44:00 <Israeli> I love it
45:00 <TheRiddler> always sperate the drugs
49:00 <dematerialised> i will sperate the head from your neck
51:00 <TheRiddler> I watched the goonies last night
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0 <----- happening in the US right now lol
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drowning Pool - Bodies Views: 36,398,886 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Jun 22, 2010 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 4.86
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> too soon lol
07:00 <Serenity> all the tin foilers will be out in force today
07:00 <Serenity> ITS A HOAX SO THEY CAN TAKE OUR GUNS
14:00 <dematerialised> what on earth are you talking about
15:00 <Serenity> .
15:00 <Serenity> just dallas being shot up
15:00 <Serenity> nothing big
15:00 <dematerialised> oh
15:00 <dematerialised> suck shit america
16:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any sympathy for mass shootings there anymore, they are so fucked up and stupid
16:00 <dematerialised> the whole world has told them what they have to do and they choose not to do it
16:00 <dematerialised> it's their own fault
19:00 <dematerialised> and now onto more important things: http://i.imgur.com/0RprKVV.jpg
34:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/UWkEa.jpg
34:00 <Doodle> send valak in to take care of em all
43:00 <Israeli> Rise of the apes.
43:00 <Israeli> WE DIN DU NUFFIN'
38:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhhhh
44:00 <Doodle> thank you
59:00 <Israeli> <Fennec_Fox> a/s/l
59:00 <Israeli> As predicted.
00:00 <Israeli> Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a noose hanging in my garage
00:00 <TheRon> he's cheery
04:00 <TheRon> california dreamin' on such a winters day
13:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freals
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> K*
14:00 <TheRon> you've lost that lovin' feeling
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and now it’s gone, gone, gone
15:00 <TheRon> top gun
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Val!
16:00 <TheRon> kelly mcgillis
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah…. his love interest
19:00 <TheRon> goose!
19:00 <Doodle> who looks not too great lately
19:00 <Doodle> same with val kilmer
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh val has just been enjoying cake and burgers
19:00 <Doodle> several truckloads
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly
19:00 <TheRon> he's no segal
20:00 <Doodle> val kilmerselfwithfood
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew segal is a sleezy mofo
20:00 <Doodle> its funny cos when i think of the name val i think of a fat old woman
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> does he even talk?
20:00 <Doodle> who val kilmer is slowly turning into
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao @ doodle
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> shhhh
20:00 <Doodle> hahaha
20:00 <Doodle> or maybe its short for valiant cos he is the size of one
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isn’t Keanu… 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> more room….
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
21:00 <Doodle> speaking of eating urself to death i feel like maccas
21:00 <TheRon> keanu is so flammable
21:00 <TheRon> he's so wooden
21:00 <Doodle> trudat
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw.. im over maccas… i had a bad experience that almost made me spew so i can’t eat burgers there now
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i wouldn’t mind his wooden anything
22:00 <Doodle> oh i was gonna get 'chicken' nuggets
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ‘chicken'
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the 800 pack for $5?
22:00 <faux> mmm
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> with 2 sauces?
22:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:00 <faux> big mac
22:00 <Doodle> i dont care how many as long as i get bbq sauce
22:00 <TheRon> i get my big mac with bacon
23:00 <Doodle> but maccas is a bit like chinese food
23:00 <Doodle> u have a good fart then ur hungry again
23:00 <Clarkson> letting a warrior live , single fucker 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only eat cheese burgers at maccas and there was a feral… sinEW bit and i was like omg… VOMIT
23:00 <Doodle> olawd
24:00 <Doodle> i just cbf cooking
24:00 <Doodle> i've been playing media rep all day
24:00 <Doodle> and that shit is hard
24:00 <TheRon> spanish chicken tonight
24:00 <Doodle> ole
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and kfc… the child had some pop corn chicken and there was… this….. BLACK thing in the pop corn chicken so i almost vomited then….. so im out with fast food. Prob a good thing
24:00 <TheRon> indeed
24:00 <Doodle> i'm on the radio on monday
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh media rep!
24:00 <Doodle> for an interview
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah! Can i call and ask yo’ questions?
25:00 <Doodle> hells no
25:00 <TheRon> is this one about the election?
25:00 <Doodle> lol no
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the ‘erection’
25:00 <Doodle> thats as much detail as i am comfortable going into in here
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
25:00 <TheRon> 3ba?
25:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not saying
25:00 <TheRon> voice?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont be asking that shit here when cunts lurk here smoking ice
26:00 <Doodle> u can guess all u want
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> say NOTHING doodle!
26:00 <GoldSpade> you're obssesed with ice
26:00 <Doodle> ye lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos cunts!
26:00 <GoldSpade> whats that all about
26:00 <TheRon> 3ba, the interview will be about 11am
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks ron
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
26:00 <Doodle> protip: dont as for coke & ice at the pub anymore
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <TheRon> louie louie oh way i go
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes thinking of havin’ me chicken noodle soup now
27:00 <Doodle> nom
27:00 <Doodle> i'm starvenn
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5.30pm nana time
27:00 <Doodle> n
27:00 <Doodle> i havent eaten today tho
28:00 <Doodle> so thats prolly why
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i had a cheese n bacon roll and choc milk at 1130 then crashed out till 330
28:00 <faux> people like u make me sick
28:00 <Doodle> me too faux :(
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
28:00 <TheRon> don't smoke, you'll get the munchies
28:00 <faux> i was talking about doodle k8
28:00 <faux> not eating all day
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> still, smd
28:00 <Doodle> nah i dont get the minchies
28:00 <Doodle> er
28:00 <faux> thats a crime
28:00 <Doodle> w/evs
28:00 <faux> MINCHIES
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <faux> eheee
29:00 <Doodle> oh wait
29:00 <Doodle> i had a pikelet
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <Doodle> it had jam on it
29:00 <faux> A Pikelet
29:00 <faux> 1?
29:00 <Doodle> ye i was in a hurry
29:00 <faux> busy woman
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could do garlic crumbed chicken wif 900 kgs of veg and a simple garden salad with a vinegar dressing
29:00 <Doodle> u know it
29:00 <faux> busty*
29:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <TheRon> goto dowling forest they got a smorgasboard
29:00 <faux> ya mums a smorgasboard
29:00 <Doodle> if i keep eating chicken nuggets i will end up busty
29:00 <TheRon> i'll have number 23 with black bean sauce
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ya mum
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
30:00 <Doodle> dowling forest lol
30:00 <Doodle> thats ages away
30:00 <faux> everyones havingnpizza tonifht
30:00 <faux> and im being healthy
30:00 <Doodle> why
30:00 <faux> i lost the kilo i gained phew
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> also.. wtf is up with black peeps getting shot by the po po
30:00 <faux> COS I GAINED A KILO ANDNALMOST CRIED
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
30:00 <Doodle> JUST EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA SARAH
30:00 <faux> .
30:00 <faux> what
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gained about 60
30:00 <Doodle> :P
30:00 <Doodle> i used to yell at her
31:00 <Doodle> for not eating
31:00 <Doodle> real food
31:00 <faux> i eat real fppd
31:00 <Doodle> 'oh no its ok i had a cruskit'
31:00 <Doodle> pffffffffffffffffffffffffff
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Shitttt
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11 police died … (us)
31:00 <faux> boohoo
31:00 <Doodle> unless that fucker is deep fried and covered in chocolate sprinkles its not food
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> donuts
31:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could eat maybr 80
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
32:00 <Doodle> battered savs 4 u katatonic_kate01
32:00 <TheRon> bray raceway for a feed/
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vom battered savs
32:00 <Doodle> i'm not going to a horse racing track for dinner TheRon
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking yuck
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <TheRon> not so hungry you could eat a horse?
32:00 <Doodle> heheeee
32:00 <Doodle> no
33:00 <Doodle> maybe noodle box
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so hungry you could eat the arse out of a low flying african duck?
33:00 <Doodle> they might have a horse box
33:00 <couleurs> TGiF
33:00 <TheRon> pad thai is awesome
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pad thai is awesome
33:00 <Doodle> doesnt it have peanuts in it
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
33:00 <TheRon> yes~!
33:00 <Doodle> yeah i cant eat them
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has peanuts!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kinda pad thai are they giving you in other states
34:00 <TheRon> you come out in a rash?
34:00 <Doodle> no my throat closes up and i die
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
34:00 <TheRon> damn!
34:00 <Doodle> ye
34:00 <Doodle> i can eat uncooked ones ok
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> so dont smear peanutbutter on me body and ask you to lick it off
34:00 <Doodle> ye no lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
34:00 <Doodle> not unless ur a necro
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> choked on awesomeness *winks*
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it’s pissing down now
35:00 <TheRon> is there like an old jamaican chocolate body spread?
35:00 <Doodle> it hasnt really rained here all day
35:00 <Doodle> for a change
35:00 <Doodle> still cold as a witch's tit tho
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ir;s called old spice or joop
36:00 <faux> me nose is leakin
36:00 <faux> im so attractive rn
36:00 <Doodle> i have a cork
36:00 <faux> .
36:00 <TheRon> old jamaican is my fave chocolate
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need some sudafed
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEEEEEEEE
36:00 <faux> r u bein filthy Robert
36:00 <Doodle> maybe ur nuts need tightening
36:00 <Doodle> yes
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <faux> pix
36:00 <Doodle> ehehehhehehhehehhehehehe
36:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> old jamacian, is that dark choc
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like dark choc but only a lil at a time
37:00 <Doodle> they werent allowed to call it old nigger
37:00 <TheRon> it had rum n raison
37:00 <couleurs> irie, mon
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a dark choc block could sit in me fridge for weeks
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> whereas a mik chock block lasts seconds
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> chock * wtf choc**
39:00 <Doodle> ok i need food before me stomach ingests itself
39:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
40:00 <TheRon> which si the better california gilrs, beach boys or david lee roth?
43:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1227658643913094&id=1191507594194866
43:00 <Lumeah> beach boys
43:00 <TheRon> david lee roth has a comedic element
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
44:00 <TheRiddler> that's an old 1
44:00 <TheRiddler> I just swapped my other desk and tv cabinet around
44:00 <faux> ur an old 1
45:00 <TheRiddler> so I can move my sofa and add some cupboards
46:00 <TheRiddler> for more space
47:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606999_10210110616269845_5107590322047177697_n.jpg?oh=a862029f7e4b882a7573d1c933612884&oe=58306FCA
47:00 <TheRiddler> a rattata at woolies
47:00 <TheRiddler> call the health department
47:00 <GoldSpade> ame
48:00 <amelia> why you no join #nh anymore
48:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96he80x3DFA
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hale & Pace - Marbles (comedy) Views: 12,800 Uploader: Nejc Sink Uploaded: Sep 27, 2009 Duration: 1m17s Rating: 4.89
48:00 <TheRon> puts me in tears
49:00 <faux> katatonic_kate01: 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas?
49:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/fbMOdSV
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm bacon
50:00 <faux> ehehe
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai pokemelia
50:00 <amelia> haii washeh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> try not to miss me aye :P
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606999_10210110616269845_5107590322047177697_n.jpg?oh=a862029f7e4b882a7573d1c933612884&oe=58306FCA
51:00 <TheRiddler> bro in-law found it in woolies
51:00 <TheRiddler> :p
51:00 <amelia> it looks photoshopped
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's the augmented reality thing with pokemon go
01:00 <cheekybabe> hello @ amelia
02:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demats
03:00 <cheekybabe> its a bit fucking nipply outside
04:00 <Lumeah> yup
05:00 <cheekybabe> bom says its 17, i call bullshit on that
05:00 <cheekybabe> im still cold and im in trackies and a bathrobe
07:00 <couleurs> which 1 of u is da cheekiest is what i wanna no ;)
07:00 <cheekybabe> clearly i am the cheekiest
08:00 <couleurs> HeHeheh
15:00 <TheRon> the song written about me, "your just too good to be true........."
21:00 <amelia> i had mexican and cocktails for lunch
21:00 <amelia> it was pretty gr8
21:00 <cheekybabe> nom
21:00 <cheekybabe> i havent eaten anything yet
21:00 <cheekybabe> only woke up at 12
22:00 <amelia> no work?
22:00 <cheekybabe> working remotely today
22:00 <TheRon> you had a mexican?
22:00 <amelia> ohhhh icey
22:00 <amelia> yas i had a mexican
22:00 <TheRon> good for you
22:00 <cheekybabe> such is the joy of the nature of my work, i could be on a nice white sand beach somewhere
23:00 <cheekybabe> as long as i have an internet connection
23:00 <cheekybabe> im all good
23:00 <amelia> you couldn't do it every day tho
23:00 <amelia> rare occasions?
23:00 <cheekybabe> nope
23:00 <cheekybabe> whenever i need to
23:00 <cheekybabe> i was in the office 3 days today
23:00 <cheekybabe> 2 days last week lol
23:00 <amelia> then why would you ever go to work
23:00 <cheekybabe> 3 days this week*
24:00 <amelia> jus do from home
24:00 <cheekybabe> meetings and stuff
24:00 <amelia> booo
24:00 <amelia> make dem come @ you
24:00 <cheekybabe> or if there is something fairly important that needs me to be contactable/responsive immediately
24:00 <cheekybabe> its best i am onsite
25:00 <cheekybabe> like if i was on a project
25:00 <amelia> fairy nuffs
25:00 <TheRon> my hands smell like bacon, i don't wanna wash then
26:00 <amelia> haha
26:00 <President_Trump> not funny
27:00 <TheRon> dancin' in the street
27:00 <cheekybabe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street Views: 16,723,699 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 27, 2009 Duration: 2m58s Rating: 4.73
27:00 <cheekybabe> get your wobble on
27:00 <amelia> i gots volleyball tonight
28:00 <amelia> its too cold but
28:00 <TheRon> martha reeves and the vandellas
28:00 <cheekybabe> didnt know you were a sportser
28:00 <amelia> i has always played sport
28:00 <amelia> i was sports captain in primary school
29:00 <cheekybabe> oh i see
29:00 <cheekybabe> it's all coming together now
29:00 <amelia> i went to catholic school tho, they were all pussies
29:00 <couleurs> Captain Mean
29:00 <cheekybabe> it's definitely coming together
29:00 <amelia> wotchu mean
29:00 <amelia> are you implying i am dyke haha
29:00 <Clarkson> well then, you havent had an extreme of a sex life as i have 
29:00 <couleurs> yea
30:00 <cheekybabe> that is precisely what i am implying
30:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
30:00 <amelia> :(
30:00 <amelia> i did used to play basketball
30:00 <amelia> maybe you are onto something here
30:00 <cheekybabe> haha
30:00 <doctor> fleshyhips
31:00 <TheRon> girls should stick to girl sports :P
31:00 <amelia> haha
31:00 <amelia> i played cricket too
31:00 <cheekybabe> see
31:00 <amelia> fuckin hell i really am a dyke
31:00 <cheekybabe> this is why you have no boyfriends
31:00 <cheekybabe> you are an actual lesbian
31:00 <amelia> ahahahahahha
32:00 <amelia> goshdamnit i wish i knew dis earlier i wouldn't waste time on dumb boys
32:00 <TheRon> the archies - sugar sugar
32:00 <cheekybabe> we all make mistakes from time to time
32:00 <amelia> fanks dat make me feel better
33:00 <TheRon> amelia: i retired from sports 3 years ago
33:00 <TheRon> now i play lawn bowls
33:00 <amelia> i thought you play bowls
33:00 <amelia> ye
33:00 <amelia> wot sport you played?
33:00 <TheRon> it's a tick in every box
33:00 <TheRon> tennis mainly
33:00 <couleurs> J.J. Bun Buns
33:00 <TheRon> but basketball, indoor cricket......
34:00 <amelia> indoor cricket be fun
34:00 <amelia> were you any good
35:00 <TheRon> a b&f in tennis, 3 pennants
35:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/ivZumYp
35:00 <TheRon> a leauge b&f 
36:00 <amelia> superstar
36:00 <TheRon> damn straight
36:00 <amelia> are you a batte or a bowler
36:00 <amelia> batter
36:00 <TheRon> bat
36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/EG7MAHb.gifv
36:00 <couleurs> me
36:00 <TheRon> accurate bowler but i bowl like a girl
37:00 <amelia> hahaha
37:00 <TheRon> no offense
37:00 <amelia> no dats fair
38:00 <TheRon> i played indoor netball for a while , bastards made me play center
38:00 <TheRon> indoor soccer i sat back and cut off plays
39:00 <amelia> indoor netball is kinda fun
39:00 <amelia> i tried it but was a bit too rough
40:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy
40:00 <President_Trump> shutup amelia
40:00 <amelia> c is good position
40:00 <amelia> I was GA
40:00 <amelia> fuck off i will snap your fat neck, matchstick head
40:00 <TheRon> center is great for about 6 or 7 minutes
41:00 <TheRon> wasn't that fit at the time
41:00 <amelia> chubby bubby?
41:00 <TheRon> my love of alcohol kind of took over
42:00 <TheRon> all these stupid that want breast implants, i can do exactly the same using nothing but alcohol
42:00 <TheRon> women
43:00 <Doodle> shars ya tits
43:00 <amelia> haha very big difference
43:00 <TheRon> and my bits?
43:00 <amelia> nice big round perky E cups
43:00 <Doodle> too cold for that
43:00 <amelia> Flat saggy alcohol tits
43:00 <cheekybabe> ive spent 10 years expertly crafting my tits with beer and takeaway
43:00 <Doodle> lol perky e cups
43:00 <Doodle> jesus
43:00 <amelia> yah if they fake they perky
44:00 <Doodle> i dont care if they are fake or real as long as there are 2 of them
44:00 <Doodle> at least
44:00 <amelia> haha
44:00 <cheekybabe> i'll settle for one and a half
44:00 <amelia> would you date a girl wif 3 boobs
44:00 <Doodle> ofc
44:00 <amelia> not jus nipples, i mean actual 3 boobs
44:00 <Clarkson> you arrogant fucking arsehole
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <cheekybabe> yes because she probably gets jobs in movies
44:00 <amelia> wot are you not joking
44:00 <Doodle> more the merrier
44:00 <cheekybabe> and you would get tot ag along
44:00 <amelia> no i am being serious
45:00 <TheRon> amelia, so many blokes watch total recall just for the chick with 3 breasts
45:00 <amelia> fuck am i the only one that would get creeped out
45:00 <Doodle> [18:44] <amelia> would you date a girl wif boobs
45:00 <Doodle> yes
45:00 <amelia> wif 3 boons!
45:00 <amelia> boons
45:00 <amelia> boobs
45:00 <Clarkson> u really are dumb cunt
45:00 <Doodle> mean Clarky
45:00 <amelia> AHHAHA
45:00 <Clarkson> or was it 3am ... either way ... who the fuck does that?
45:00 <amelia> timing
45:00 <cheekybabe> aww Clarkson that's a bit harsh
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Clarkson> does not really matter, it still have to relay and shit 
45:00 <TheRon> us blokes don't think about it too much, we just like breasts
45:00 <Doodle> 3 boobs, 12 boobs who cares
46:00 <Doodle> 64 boobs
46:00 <amelia> gosh i am surprised
46:00 <cheekybabe> quad-core boobs
46:00 <Clarkson> even when he has fuck all to do with them
46:00 <Doodle> eee
46:00 <Doodle> shh Clarky
46:00 <Clarkson> PandasDontDrive any new sluts u been chasing
46:00 <Doodle> :(
47:00 <TheRon> take the last train to clarkesville
47:00 <Clarkson> you missed my nails cunt
47:00 <amelia> Clarkson is a savage tonight
47:00 <Clarkson> every parranoid cunt rants abt his privacy bein invaded/NSA/PRISM etc etc ............. well personally if the heat got unbearable I'd jus fckn leave the kitchen
47:00 <Doodle> lol;
47:00 <Doodle> PARRANOID
48:00 <amelia> haha
48:00 <amelia> hows da bae windoe treatments
48:00 <amelia> satisfied?
49:00 <TheRon> oh what a night, late december back in '63
50:00 <Doodle> gr8 thx gertie
50:00 <Doodle> i can streak thru me living room as merrily as i like now
50:00 <TheRon> after sex, it's polite to ask if she's satisfied?
51:00 <faux> pix
52:00 <Doodle> no i'm shy i told u 
52:00 <TheRon> doodle is bruising his thighs as we speak
52:00 <amelia> o i am glad to hear dat
53:00 <couleurs> J.J. Bun Buns
53:00 <TheRon> the best buns
54:00 <TheRon> i listen to jane bunn i kinda of lose the message along the way
55:00 <Doodle> message?
55:00 <TheRon> yomorrows weather?
55:00 <cheekybabe> i'd like to massage jane's bunns
55:00 <TheRon> tomorrows weather?
55:00 <Doodle> oh yeah
55:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY
56:00 <Jimmybob> hey fellas
56:00 <Jimmybob> hows it going
56:00 <faux> get oht
56:00 <cheekybabe> ^
56:00 <couleurs> s'garn
56:00 <Jimmybob> when you say cheeky, babe... does that mean you have a fat ass?
57:00 <TheRon> it';s a bloke
57:00 <Doodle> faux
57:00 <Jimmybob> blokes cant have fat asses?
57:00 <Doodle> i'm moving in
57:00 <TheRon> most do
57:00 <amelia> cheekybabe got a nice round phat bootay
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on ay?
57:00 <Doodle> ead ay
57:00 <cheekybabe> my bum is ok i guess
57:00 <faux> yes doodie
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> k
58:00 <Doodle> lmao
58:00 <Doodle> moven in and ead
58:00 <Doodle> good day
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <TheRon> moving in is big step, you sure you're ready?
58:00 <Doodle> yes
58:00 <faux> hes just using me for dada wifeys desserts
58:00 <faux> bastard
58:00 <faux> dads*
58:00 <Doodle> well
58:00 <amelia> dada
58:00 <Doodle> y not both
59:00 <faux> lolol
59:00 <faux> eat dessert off me butt
59:00 <Doodle> heheee
59:00 <Doodle> k
59:00 <Doodle> on me way
59:00 <faux> dammit now i want her oreo balls
59:00 <Doodle> eheuhieheuuehihe
59:00 <cheekybabe> mm oreo mcflurry
59:00 <cheekybabe> now thats an idea
59:00 <Doodle> god
59:00 <faux> yes
59:00 <Doodle> me cat is hasslin me 4 lap time
59:00 <TheRon> hehhehehehe balls
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <faux> vute
59:00 <faux> c
59:00 <Doodle> no
59:00 <amelia> can add extra m&ms
00:00 <cheekybabe> yes
00:00 <faux> you secretly love it 
00:00 <amelia> & choc fudge sauce
00:00 <Doodle> he's standing on the kitchen bench staring at me
00:00 <faux> is cheekybabe demat
00:00 <cheekybabe> no
00:00 <amelia> & flake do they still has flake
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <cheekybabe> i think hjs has flake
00:00 <amelia> no her name is Shania
00:00 <cheekybabe> dunno bout maccas
00:00 <cheekybabe> Sexy Shania
00:00 <faux> yeah whois'd
00:00 <faux> smd
00:00 <cheekybabe> fucking nerd
00:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to Rustler's shortly
00:00 <faux> lolllll
00:00 <amelia> RUSTLERSSSSS
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Shania Twain - Man I Feel Like A Woman.mp3 (3.55MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:52)
00:00 <amelia> surf n turf
01:00 <Doodle> i hear ya shania
01:00 <faux> men i feel like women 
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what I'm going to get
01:00 <faux> -- me grandad
01:00 <TheRiddler> last night I had morrocan lamb
01:00 <amelia> parmvagina
01:00 <Doodle> salmonella
01:00 <TheRiddler> from the hot rocks place
01:00 <amelia> oh yum
01:00 <cheekybabe> i was looking at hotrocks when i was down last
01:00 <amelia> you've lifted your take-out game
01:00 <cheekybabe> didnt end up going though
01:00 <TheRiddler> you can get better in perth
01:00 <amelia> wot has dis Pokemon done to you
01:00 <cheekybabe> im also overdue for a visit
02:00 <amelia> no more rr
02:00 <cheekybabe> i should come down this weekend
02:00 <amelia> will you meet asheh
02:00 <cheekybabe> no
02:00 <TheRiddler> meet who?
02:00 <amelia> you can has 2g4
02:00 <amelia> why not
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
02:00 <amelia> haha dork
02:00 <cheekybabe> because i go to albany to get fucked up on heroin and sit on the edges of cliffs while listening to nordic doom metal
02:00 <cheekybabe> it's not a social  visit
02:00 <amelia> ok woah
03:00 <amelia> hectic
03:00 <TheRiddler> he'll meet floss there and fix her computers
03:00 <TheRiddler> err
03:00 <TheRiddler> here
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <cheekybabe> i will only meet floss if she agrees to let me touch her boobs
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on again 
03:00 <TheRiddler> boob payment
03:00 <cheekybabe> indeed
03:00 <TheRiddler> stfu georgeandwell_alpha
04:00 <Lumeah> how much u spend on herpin
04:00 <TheRon> touch or the good old handful?
04:00 <TheRiddler> are we getting a re-election?
04:00 <cheekybabe> handful of course ron
04:00 <cheekybabe> i want the full experience
04:00 <cheekybabe> Lumeah: nothing
04:00 <cheekybabe> i get it for free
04:00 <Doodle> i hope not that means i'll get fined twice
04:00 <cheekybabe> i have some friends about town
04:00 <TheRiddler> because it sounds like we will 
04:00 <TheRiddler> just draw a dick
05:00 <MrMark> boooooooooo!
05:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!super party time!!!!!
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh btw
06:00 <amelia> yay irc party
06:00 <cheekybabe> its knockoff time
06:00 <TheRiddler> they fixed my internet connection
06:00 <TheRiddler> also improved the speed
06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
06:00 <amelia> do you haf nbn
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video Views: 96,765,004 Uploader: rebecca Uploaded: Sep 17, 2011 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 1.05
06:00 <amelia> isn't it all set up down there
06:00 <cheekybabe> nah
06:00 <amelia> in albany?
07:00 <cheekybabe> they are still on ye olde copper
07:00 <cheekybabe> if you want NBN to to Kojonup or Williams
07:00 <cheekybabe> lol
07:00 <cheekybabe> its so fucked up
07:00 <amelia> huh
07:00 <amelia> all the far areas have it cos they all new
07:00 <amelia> they doin scarbs, innaloo etc atm
08:00 <cheekybabe> there is no NBN in albs
08:00 <cheekybabe> at all
08:00 <amelia> bonkers
08:00 <cheekybabe> Denmark has it
08:00 <cheekybabe> and albny doesnt
08:00 <cheekybabe> lol
08:00 <TheRon> hey hey we're the monkees
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im on 400KBs and im around the corner to exchange
08:00 <amelia> my friend live in north beach and cant even get broadband
08:00 <amelia> on the coast is fucked
09:00 <cheekybabe> yeah, because its all rotten corroded copper
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> is she really ur friend
09:00 <cheekybabe> and because fuckwits voted liberal its not getting replaced with fibre
09:00 <amelia> and also a property in karrinyup that couldn't get adsl
09:00 <amelia> how is that even possible
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dunno
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im waiting for me pizza
10:00 <amelia> fair call
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to eat in me car
10:00 <Lumeah> georgeandwell_alpha: get out 
10:00 <MrMark> what pizza u gettin george
10:00 <amelia> cool m8 i kinda hope you drop it
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> seafood
10:00 <amelia> yuck
10:00 <amelia> terrible choice
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> marinara
10:00 <amelia> off with your head
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dont have a pissa topping i dont like
11:00 <TheRon> i like mexicana
12:00 <MrMark> i like good old ham and pineapple
12:00 <cheekybabe> a classic
12:00 <amelia> Hawaiian wif chicken
12:00 <cheekybabe> also great
12:00 <cheekybabe> hmm now i want pizza too
13:00 <amelia> malteaser
13:00 <TheRon> something tells me i'm into something good
13:00 <cheekybabe> you're a malteser
13:00 <amelia> mmmmm
14:00 <TheRiddler> ok bbl
14:00 <amelia> c jew
14:00 <amelia> pasheh
14:00 <TheRiddler> hope there's decent dessert this time
14:00 <TheRiddler> laters
14:00 <amelia> i am in a pretty friendly mood tonight
14:00 <TheRiddler> cools
14:00 <amelia> i wonder how long it will last
14:00 <cheekybabe> i am in a pretty hungry mood
15:00 <couleurs> me 2
15:00 <amelia> are you getting pizza
15:00 <couleurs> Let's Get Foods
15:00 <cheekybabe> water is not satisfying me
15:00 <TheRon> anybody see shaun micallefs sister show in germany?
15:00 <MrMark> u have the hunger
15:00 <TheRon> it had me in tears
15:00 <cheekybabe> dunno meels
15:00 <cheekybabe> should i?
15:00 <amelia> wanna send 1x pizza my way
15:00 <cheekybabe> i was thinking maccas so i could get a mcflurry
15:00 <amelia> yas i fink you should
15:00 <amelia> nah go pizza
15:00 <MrMark> i had hungry jacks for lunch
15:00 <cheekybabe> gimme your addy and i'll send a pizza your way
15:00 <cheekybabe> and tell me what you want
15:00 <amelia> you could pick up and pizza and get mcflurry on way thru
16:00 <Doodle> what u really really want
16:00 <amelia> would you really send me pizza
16:00 <cheekybabe> yes
16:00 <amelia> tempting
16:00 <cheekybabe> whenever faux gets around to giving me her addy she's got a case of wine waiting for her
16:00 <faux> aw
16:00 <faux> mm wine
16:00 <amelia> holy guacamole
16:00 <amelia> wot kind of wine
16:00 <amelia> does she drink red or white
16:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
17:00 <amelia> ok woah
17:00 <cheekybabe> it was pink moscato or something wasnt it faux?
17:00 <faux> no
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> it was white
17:00 <amelia> ohhh dats sweet
17:00 <cheekybabe> i cant remember now
17:00 <cheekybabe> someone liked pink something
17:00 <cheekybabe> i swear it was you
17:00 <Doodle> heh
17:00 <cheekybabe> perhaps i am wrong
17:00 <Doodle> i like pink somethings
17:00 <TheRon> MrMark: smokey robinson
17:00 <amelia> moscato is like beginners wine
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Smokey Robinson - Tears of a Clown.mp3 (2.76MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:00)
17:00 <couleurs> ok my address is 69 fifa st in fifaville pls send pepperoni large with extra pepperoni and extra cheese ok bye
17:00 <TheRon> yes1
18:00 <amelia> i dun fink she would drink sumfin so sweet
18:00 <Lumeah> what else u got on offer cheekybabe 
18:00 <Doodle> cos she is so sweet already?
18:00 <faux> duh
18:00 <cheekybabe> nothing for you Lumeah
18:00 <cheekybabe> you're not my type
18:00 <faux> fuck i  want chard now
18:00 <Clarkson> i've had cunt in every country i've ever been to. not that i'm bragging
18:00 <amelia> haha
18:00 <Doodle> wonna chard m8
18:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown when there's no one around
18:00 <cheekybabe> its not personal
20:00 <Doodle> 720
20:00 <TheRon> WA daylight saving time
20:00 <Lumeah> your not mine either... i wasn't asking what u got to offer.. me.. you  have a ego that needs deflation. 
20:00 <Doodle> ehehe
20:00 <Doodle> YEAH
21:00 <Doodle> TAKE THAT
21:00 <amelia> bullies
21:00 <cheekybabe> i knew it
21:00 <cheekybabe> it was moscato
21:00 <cheekybabe> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_334645/gossips-sweet-lips-moscato
21:00 <Doodle> who's a bully
21:00 <amelia> ok i was wrong
21:00 <cheekybabe> im pretty sure you asked for that faux
21:00 <Doodle> i'm fucking lovely
21:00 <amelia> i really didn't fink she would drink that
21:00 <Clarkson> but shes holding her tits up in the pic
21:00 <amelia> i apologise
22:00 <faux> wtf
22:00 <faux> that is not  it ok
22:00 <cheekybabe> the logs dont lie
22:00 <Lumeah> evening  frayedknot 
22:00 <amelia> ok there is still hope
22:00 <faux> check again 
22:00 <amelia> I could be right
22:00 <frayedknot> hello Lumeah 
22:00 <faux> ur logs r shit
22:00 <Doodle> tulips moscato
22:00 <amelia> apology withdrawn
22:00 <TheRon> we've got a groovy kind of love
23:00 <cheekybabe> OH SHIT
23:00 <cheekybabe> sorry
23:00 <cheekybabe> faux is right
23:00 <faux> ty
23:00 <cheekybabe> the *colour* was pink
23:00 <cheekybabe> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_378002/gallo-family-vineyards-white-zinfandel
23:00 <cheekybabe> she has a case of that waiting for her
23:00 <faux> mmm zinfandel
23:00 <couleurs> oh god i just saw the ghostbusters trailer on tv, it's an actual thing that's happening
23:00 <Doodle> just goin upstairs for a bit of a zinfandel
23:00 <Doodle> bbs
23:00 <amelia> issit sweet
24:00 <couleurs> ok bye rapunzel 
24:00 <Doodle> ehee
24:00 <faux> MY MOVIE IS STARTING GB
24:00 <TheRon> can't wait for alien 5
24:00 <Lumeah> cheekybabe:   whats my tye? 
24:00 <couleurs> which movie
24:00 <cheekybabe> no, i said you aren't my type
24:00 <cheekybabe> not i'm not your type
25:00 <cheekybabe> i am everyone's type
25:00 <cheekybabe> im handsome and rich
25:00 <cheekybabe> and i have a big dick
25:00 <couleurs> i'm you're tyre
25:00 <Lumeah> let  me laugh at your incorrect assumptionz.
26:00 <cheekybabe> my assumption that you are not my type or my assumption that every single girl that has ever existed, exists and will ever exists will find me irresistable?
26:00 <cheekybabe> because im pretty sure im right on both counts
26:00 <Jimmybob> a well hung parliment
26:00 <Jimmybob> so many dicks
26:00 <Lumeah> so many dickheads
26:00 <TheRon> i'm so well hung i should be in the national gallery
26:00 <Jimmybob> just the tip
27:00 <cheekybabe> however, if you send me a post-shower nude selfie with your lucious wet hair
27:00 <cheekybabe> you might be my type
27:00 <cheekybabe> who knows
27:00 <Doodle> done
27:00 <Doodle> bbs
27:00 <amelia> oh gosh can i get a copy of that pic too pls
27:00 <Lumeah> ha... you haven't earned it. 
27:00 <TheRon> lady in red is dancing with me
27:00 <couleurs> cheap 2 cheap
28:00 <cheekybabe> meels you want this pizza or what?
29:00 <amelia> i do but i couldn't take pizza from you
29:00 <cheekybabe> oh i see how it is
29:00 <amelia> I would feel like Sonya
29:00 <Lumeah> sucked in
29:00 <cheekybabe> i dont know what sonya is
30:00 <Doodle> i felt sonya i can check if u like amelia
30:00 <amelia> i very much appreciate de offer
30:00 <amelia> haha dork
30:00 <cheekybabe> its ok, it's a completely non-comittal offer
30:00 <amelia> she used to own #facebook
30:00 <Doodle> ye
30:00 <cheekybabe> i just dont give a fuck
30:00 <cheekybabe> :)
30:00 <Doodle> then i did
30:00 <amelia> she catfished boys
30:00 <Doodle> did she
31:00 <amelia> and they sent her gifts n monies n stuff
31:00 <Doodle> weird
31:00 <cheekybabe> lol
31:00 <cheekybabe> fair enough
31:00 <cheekybabe> also they are retards
31:00 <amelia> lonely i would say
31:00 <Doodle> all she got out of me was some singapore noodles
31:00 <cheekybabe> i mean food and wine is ok
31:00 <cheekybabe> but sending someone money
31:00 <cheekybabe> or gifts
31:00 <cheekybabe> retards the lot of em
32:00 <amelia> yah its dumb, completely dumb, they also got taken advantage of tho
32:00 <cheekybabe> no
32:00 <Doodle> i wonder if they cried
32:00 <cheekybabe> they are retards
32:00 <Doodle> actually
32:00 <amelia> they need to accept responsibility but she is a cword
32:00 <Doodle> i wonder if they are still crying
32:00 <zaim> ios 10 beta is available 
32:00 <amelia> i dunno, they jus lonely and whatever
32:00 <cheekybabe> i could change nick right now
32:00 <cheekybabe> come back in and milk money and gifts off retards
32:00 <zaim> https://beta.apple.com/sp/betaprogram/
33:00 <amelia> yah but wot kind of person does that
33:00 <couleurs> ios u butt 
33:00 <Doodle> i'll check it out after i turn gay zaim
33:00 <cheekybabe> she was just clever enough to make people fall for it
33:00 <Doodle> thx
33:00 <cheekybabe> that's all
33:00 <amelia> no
33:00 <zaim> so in 5 mins then? Doodle?
33:00 <Doodle> 2 mins
33:00 <Doodle> o/`
33:00 <amelia> how is pretending to be someone else clever
33:00 <amelia> the dumbest fucks can do that
33:00 <zaim> haha
33:00 <amelia> its far from clever
33:00 <Doodle> who did she pretend to be
33:00 <couleurs> iphone army assemble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <cheekybabe> no, she is clever enough to manipulate and target people she knows she can get stuff from
34:00 <amelia> you don't have to be clever to do that
34:00 <amelia> jus willing
34:00 <MrMark> are we all tipsy yet?
34:00 <Doodle> manippleate
34:00 <TheRon> air supply, you tell me
34:00 <Doodle> she did have gigantic tits so there is that
34:00 <cheekybabe> and it's the fault of irc citizens for falling for it
34:00 <cheekybabe> i can understand how
35:00 <cheekybabe> desperate people do desperate things
35:00 <cheekybabe> we all make mistakes
35:00 <amelia> they are stupid for falling for it, she has a part to play tko
35:00 <couleurs> Brb Cheeky Babes
35:00 <amelia> old people get played too
35:00 <amelia> are they retarded?
35:00 <Doodle> i remember when this was the hot topic on austnet
36:00 <Doodle> i was 25
36:00 <Doodle> maybe 26
36:00 <Doodle> so like 100 years ago
36:00 <amelia> Doodle waa actually Sonya
36:00 <Doodle> so they say
36:00 <TheRon> whoa! michael bolton
36:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhhhh bolton
37:00 <amelia> SAID I LOVED YOU BUT I LIEDDDDD
37:00 <Doodle> typical!
37:00 <TheRon> how am i supposed to live without you
38:00 <amelia> cos this is more than love i feel insideeeee
38:00 <Doodle> heh
38:00 <amelia> punk'd ya
38:00 <cheekybabe> sorry i am back i had to go pee
38:00 <Doodle> right in the insides
39:00 <amelia> forgiven
39:00 <cheekybabe> thanks
39:00 <MrMark> there aint no way to hide your lyin eyes TheRon
39:00 <TheRon> the eagles
39:00 <MrMark> :)
40:00 <amelia> there's a cat cafe in subiaco
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> do they serve cats
40:00 <TheRon> go cats1
40:00 <cheekybabe> yeah one of my rellies works there
40:00 <amelia> you get to pet kittys whilst you has a coffee
40:00 <TheRon> not geelong cats?>
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> can you order a cat though for mains ?
40:00 <amelia> i surprised no one steal one tho
41:00 <cheekybabe> just stuff a kitten in your bra and run
41:00 <amelia> pretty much
41:00 <amelia> i took puppy to a pet cafe it didn't go well
41:00 <MrMark> i hardly ever stuff a kitten in my bra
41:00 <cheekybabe> did it poo and pee everywhere
41:00 <WhoMadeWho> why do you wear a bra MrMark
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> manboobs ?
42:00 <amelia> no there was an old grumpy dog not on a leash and it went for her den puppy reacted
42:00 <cheekybabe> i see
42:00 <amelia> and they was like sort your dog out!!!
42:00 <MrMark> i only wear bras on weekends....cos wearing them on weekdays would just be wrong
42:00 <TheRon> there's two less lonely ppl in the world
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> agreed
42:00 <amelia> and i was like put yours on leash :(
43:00 <MrMark> TheRon...............Nights In White Satin
43:00 <TheRon> geezus
50:00 <cheekybabe> http://i.imgur.com/w1tUgks.jpg
51:00 <amelia> did you order pizzas
51:00 <cheekybabe> nah
51:00 <cheekybabe> im still weighing up my options
51:00 <cheekybabe> i have several
51:00 <MrMark> i dont get that pic cheekybabe
52:00 <Lumeah> you're full of shit
52:00 <cheekybabe> i might be, havent pooped since last night
52:00 <WhoMadeWho> most people are somewhat full of shit
52:00 <WhoMadeWho> its a human condition
53:00 <cheekybabe> http://i.imgur.com/6rRy3FT.jpg
53:00 <Jimmybob> sometimes i just poop it all out
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> the trick is to get yur anal sex done inbetween the poopings
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> unless you like shit on yur dick
53:00 <Jimmybob> wot did u call me u poofter
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> what would you like to be called Jimmybob
55:00 <Jimmybob> santa
55:00 <cheekybabe> [17:52:46] <Lumeah> you're full of shit <-- are you saying i dont have several options for food?
55:00 <MrMark> ok i got that one
55:00 <Jimmybob> im fuckin jolly ok
55:00 <cheekybabe> at least 74% of those options dont require me moving further than my front door
56:00 <WhoMadeWho> when santa fucks his wife.....does he go "HOE HOE HOE"
56:00 <Clarkson> will whore for television receptition
56:00 <MrMark> 98.762 % of statistics r made up
56:00 <cheekybabe> if maccas or hj's delivered
56:00 <cheekybabe> my life would be complete
56:00 <MrMark> i agree cheekybabe
57:00 <cheekybabe> if subway delivered i'd be healthy and my life would be complete
57:00 <MrMark> why dont they!
57:00 <Lumeah> Jared should. 
57:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://www.mcdonalds.com.ph/mcdelivery/view/bffbundle
57:00 <WhoMadeWho> McFucking McDelivery
58:00 <Lumeah> get ya pizza 
58:00 <cheekybabe> hell yeah philipines delivery, get a burger and a tight little philipino street whore to go with it!
58:00 <Clarkson> As per the control part, how fucking pathetic
59:00 <MrMark> a burger and a ladyboy delivered
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> which would you eat first though
00:00 <cheekybabe> that's the question we must all answer
00:00 <Jimmybob> id let beehhh eat the burger
00:00 <amelia> does perf have a mongolian bbq place
00:00 <Jimmybob> he prob cant afford much food
00:00 <amelia> i only knew one in leedy but it closed
01:00 <amelia> i cannot find one anywheres
01:00 <cheekybabe> yes meels kublai in leederville
01:00 <cheekybabe> oh
01:00 <cheekybabe> prbably the same one
01:00 <amelia> it shut!
01:00 <cheekybabe> apparently there is a restuarant that does it in swan valley up the road
02:00 <cheekybabe> but i doubt it's legit
02:00 <amelia> oh?
02:00 <cheekybabe> ok n
02:00 <cheekybabe> o
02:00 <cheekybabe> google lied to me
02:00 <amelia> kublai was amazing, i don't even care it was next to a vet
03:00 <amelia> though i had doubts
03:00 <cheekybabe> haha
03:00 <amelia> if you find good mongolian place i will send you pizza
03:00 <cheekybabe> http://i.imgur.com/QBD1fHY.jpg
03:00 <cheekybabe> that is me
04:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
04:00 <cheekybabe> you dont need to send me a pizza, however you can send me a lock of your hair
04:00 <amelia> done
04:00 <cheekybabe> that was easy...
07:00 <Jimmybob> would you accept pubes?
08:00 <Lumeah> ohhh that was swish. 
08:00 <Lumeah> guess she doesn't like u 
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> chat came to a screaming halt in this room
25:00 <Lumeah> yup blame cheekybabe 
25:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces yet?
26:00 <WhoMadeWho> my face is still within arms reach
26:00 <WhoMadeWho> but working on it
26:00 <MrMark> what u drinkin WhoMadeWho?
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://www.wineselectors.com.au/images/sites/1/products/C5F1C5D8-FE55-4DFF-B80B-6F36A33C0CDB/CLAYM30212-bottle.png
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> dat
29:00 <partay> Lumeah gtfo
30:00 <WhoMadeWho> Get The Fornication On
31:00 <MrMark> wine!!!
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> squashed grapes
31:00 <MrMark> pussy juice\
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> its basically health food in liquid form
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> cuz they say to eat fruit right
32:00 <Lumeah> partay:....  waiting... 
32:00 <Lumeah> get the 
32:00 <Lumeah> cock 
32:00 <Lumeah> out
32:00 <Lumeah> ta
32:00 <MrMark> cock
32:00 <Clarkson> also, you lied @ me you fuckin lied
48:00 <couleurs> i'm chewbacca mom irl
48:00 <faux> pix
55:00 <Jimmybob> got this email with the subject "im so horny for you"... makes me wonder, is he/she horny on my behalf, or does my email address turn them on?
56:00 <couleurs> she's horny 4 me
07:00 <Lumeah> take her out 
07:00 <couleurs> ok
10:00 <partay> send her your bank details 
16:00 <couleurs> irie
16:00 <Loof> shutup fgt
16:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
17:00 <couleurs> ye mon
17:00 <MrMark> burp
19:00 <partay> Those crazy Americans
19:00 <partay> 5 dead cops 
19:00 <Loof> link partay?
19:00 <partay> I would not want to be a neegro in Dallas at the moment
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
19:00 <partay> (or ever)
19:00 <partay> http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/08/us/dallas-police-shooting-live-updates/index.html
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHITE POWER (too soon?)
20:00 <partay> never 
20:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLb3o65q0vk
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The most hateful group in America (1 of 2) Views: 781,444 Uploader: Wallace Wynne Uploaded: Jul 18, 2014 Duration: 16m34s Rating: 1.66
20:00 <Loof> check these fucked niggers ^
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m watching wentworth… the binge fest continues
23:00 <partay> lol
24:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 my partner loves that show
24:00 <partay> i used to watch the original
24:00 <Loof> my wife and i watch it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. i watched the first series…..
24:00 <Loof> the original was good too
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i forgot about it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> nek minnute
24:00 <partay> you mean Prisoner?
24:00 <Loof> yeah
24:00 <partay> in the 80's
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 series are out
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i’vegot like 24 hours + of viewing! YASSS
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello maternity leave
25:00 <Loof> irie
25:00 <couleurs> ye mon
26:00 <Loof> shutup fail troll
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <couleurs> irie
26:00 <Loof> .
26:00 <Loof> execute all black ppl
27:00 <couleurs> RiP Black Ppl
27:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <partay> there will be payback
28:00 <Loof> digging their own graves the stupid jungle bunnies
28:00 <partay> they'll be heros in prison
28:00 <Loof> jigaboos
29:00 <Loof> probably have "accidental" deaths in prison :D
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farms Pauline
30:00 <Loof> mmm Pauline yum
30:00 <Jimmybob> nigger this aint centrelink
30:00 <Clarkson> that private investigator monologue shit
30:00 <Loof> she knows what's up
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> MrMark
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what brings you ere on this eve
31:00 <Loof> alcohol
31:00 <MrMark> its cold out
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <MrMark> and of course alcohol
31:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <MrMark> boooze!!!
33:00 <MrMark> drink!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> jut scotch
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> just**
33:00 <MrMark> vodka as well
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn’t mind some butter scotch
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> over some ice cream
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do that for me>
33:00 <Loof> fatass
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <couleurs> :)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope they have some butterscotch sauce on em aye!
35:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d love some bbq chips right bout now
36:00 <doctor> pussy man milk glands
36:00 <Loof> same bbq chips would be grand
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
36:00 <couleurs> irie
36:00 <Loof> yawn
37:00 <Loof> aren't there some underage girls you could be harassing couleurs?
38:00 <couleurs> pedoing
38:00 <partay> couleurs and picard could team up
38:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <MrMark> bbq chips
39:00 <Loof> they changed the seasoning on bbq shapes for the better
39:00 <Loof> they irie as fook now
39:00 <couleurs> :p
39:00 <MrMark> i dont like the new shapes
39:00 <Loof> ah
39:00 <doctor> might be my a rooster and drown it in peas and gravy
40:00 <doctor> then have meself some couleurs for dessert
40:00 <Loof> here doctor comes to snuff the roooooster
40:00 <doctor> aye
40:00 <partay> Loof yah they are now extra strength
40:00 <Loof> so nice
40:00 <couleurs> :o
40:00 <doctor> ;}~
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
44:00 <couleurs> n e otter goss?
47:00 <couleurs> diden't stink so...
49:00 <MrMark> my feet stink
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YPWrw9H.jpg
50:00 <Doodle> loool
55:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcB91j4JcVQ
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Toasty Trollop Views: 6 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jul 7, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
57:00 <partay> Doodle shouldnt you be out attracting pussy with your bitch magnet?
57:00 <Doodle> godness no
57:00 <Doodle> o
58:00 <partay> you should be
59:00 <Doodle> i just finished writing a market research proposal that should get me heaps of chix
59:00 <partay> sigh
59:00 <partay> what would fonzie do 
59:00 <Doodle> jump a shark?
59:00 <partay> and he got the bitches
59:00 <Doodle> lol no he got like 14yo girls
59:00 <partay> you are just like fonzie
00:00 <Doodle> no i dont bang teenagers
00:00 <partay> except for the 14 yr old gurls
00:00 <Doodle> well not since i was a teenager
00:00 <partay> picard yes 
00:00 <Doodle> no i wouldnt bang picard
00:00 <partay> i would with a 4x2
00:00 <Doodle> ehehee
01:00 <partay> right on his bulbous nut 
01:00 <partay> what course are you doing
03:00 <Doodle> dip of marketing
03:00 <Maurice> How To Pick Up Chicks Whilst Jumping A Shark With A Thumbs Up 101
03:00 <Maurice> Ayeeee
03:00 <Doodle> loool
04:00 <Doodle> fkn 4 degrees
04:00 <Doodle> me NIPS
04:00 <Maurice> It's like ice outside
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Foreigner - Cold As Ice.mp3 (6.27MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:50)
04:00 <Maurice> It's the kind of cold you normally get when the wind comes off the ocean
04:00 <partay> it's a lovely 13.6° here 
05:00 <Doodle> where do u live partay
05:00 <partay> brisvegas 
05:00 <Doodle> onice
05:00 <Maurice> In your mum
05:00 <Maurice> Oh damn
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <Doodle> mumvegas
05:00 <Doodle> wb gertie
05:00 <partay> im into milfs
05:00 <amelia> fanks @ chu fwend
06:00 <couleurs> me 2
06:00 <Doodle> i'm into lfs
06:00 <amelia> littlefoots
06:00 <Doodle> what no
06:00 <amelia> LaND BeFoRe TiMe
06:00 <Doodle> loool
06:00 <Doodle> showing ur age
07:00 <Doodle> i saw that at the CINEMA
07:00 <Lumeah> what young fit man isn't in to milfs
07:00 <Doodle> i'm not young or fit so
07:00 <Doodle> not me
07:00 <amelia> omgosh i watched it on video
07:00 <amelia> VHS?
07:00 <Doodle> haha
07:00 <Doodle> ye
07:00 <Doodle> i may have seen it on beta 
07:00 <Doodle> as well
07:00 <amelia> you are be peetree
08:00 <amelia> are
08:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle I saw it at the cinema too
08:00 <couleurs> well Picard was 1 of the extras
08:00 <Maurice> And had to try not to cry
08:00 <Doodle> OMG
08:00 <amelia> was that his name
08:00 <Doodle> Maurice
08:00 <Doodle> do u remember
08:00 <Doodle> dot and the kangaroo
08:00 <Maurice> Lol of course
08:00 <MrMark> penis
08:00 <Doodle> hahaha
08:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
08:00 <Doodle> saw that at the cinema to
08:00 <Doodle> o
08:00 <Maurice> amelia did you know the girl who did Duckies voice was murdered by her dad
08:00 <Maurice> Fun Fact
09:00 <amelia> yas :(
09:00 <Doodle> frog dreaming
09:00 <amelia> and the mama
09:00 <Doodle> did u see that
09:00 <MrMark> 1985
09:00 <amelia> it ruined me when i found out
09:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <amelia> she was jus a cute lil innocent dinosaur she didn't deserve that
10:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <Doodle> god me fkn uni keep sending me invitations to events
10:00 <Doodle> theyre in sydney 
10:00 <Doodle> no probs m8s
10:00 <Doodle> i'll just take me chopper
10:00 <amelia> fk off uni leaf me alone to be anti-social
10:00 <amelia> capiche?
10:00 <Doodle> i'm not antisocial
11:00 <Doodle> i'm going to be on the radio on monday
11:00 <amelia> tell me moar
11:00 <Doodle> promoting me shit
11:00 <Doodle> i rang up to place a community notice and they wanted to interview me
11:00 <couleurs> which song r u gonna sing hope it's workworkwrokrworkrowrkork
11:00 <Doodle> the quack quack song?
11:00 <amelia> ahahsahahaa
11:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
11:00 <partay> Doodle on the airwaves 
12:00 <amelia> which radio
12:00 <amelia> and wot are you PRoMoTiNG
12:00 <Doodle> there is no fucking way on earth i am giving you that information
12:00 <amelia> woah ok cranky panties
12:00 <couleurs> probably some motor oil
12:00 <Doodle> before i know it there will be recordings of me all over youtube accompanied by mayo's LOOOOOOL
13:00 <amelia> rest assured that contacting a radio station you are on is not high on my priority list
13:00 <partay> oh snap
13:00 <Doodle> lol its not you luv
13:00 <Doodle> its the dogs u lie with ;)
13:00 <partay> ouch
13:00 <Maurice> I got MnMs from woolies and they're 3x bigger than normal ones
13:00 <couleurs> irie
13:00 <Doodle> clearly they are faulty
14:00 <amelia> yes lets paint all with the same brush
14:00 <Doodle> i'm not painting anyone with anything i'm reserving my right to privacy
14:00 <Maurice> That explains her fleas
14:00 <Maurice> GEDDIT
14:00 <amelia> if i wanted to spread your shit I'm pretty sure I'd have more than enough material to do so by now
15:00 <amelia> do not flatter yourself
15:00 <Doodle> not really
15:00 <Doodle> i've been dealing with those cunts for over 10 years now
15:00 <amelia> i don't know who you mean by those cwords
15:00 <amelia> apart from mayo
15:00 <amelia> your issue is with him, so keep it with him
15:00 <Doodle> the mayossociates
16:00 <Doodle> the mayonettes
16:00 <amelia> don't try bring me into your paranoia
16:00 <Doodle> i'm not paranoid, why would i give out that information on the internet
16:00 <Doodle> especially austnet
16:00 <amelia> that's fine, drop it
17:00 <Jimmybob> mayo is appropriate, if he's describing semen. That guy is so under developed and one minded
17:00 <Jimmybob> I hope he finds his egg
17:00 <partay> we want to hear the dulcet tones of Doodle peddling his wares 
19:00 <Doodle> the only people on austnet who have heard my voice are people i've had sex with or want to have sex with
19:00 <Doodle> and ShadowLurker
19:00 <partay> so picard has heard your voice?
20:00 <Doodle> tho if he put on some lippy ShadowLurker could fit into the last category
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <Maurice> I still masturbate to Doodles voice
20:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck no i remembver only me
20:00 <Doodle> eek
20:00 <faux> lllmao
20:00 <Doodle> oh hi fauxypoos
20:00 <Doodle> lets do it
21:00 <faux> hi
21:00 <Maurice> Mention masturbating and faux rocks up
21:00 <faux> do what 
21:00 <Doodle> Maurice will be fingherb in the corner
21:00 <faux> herb
21:00 <Doodle> IT
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <Doodle> the sex
21:00 <Maurice> The making of the love
21:00 <faux> ohok 
22:00 <Doodle> no yuck not making love
22:00 <Doodle> banging like a pub door on payday
22:00 <faux> gollt im so😆😐😆😊😄😈
22:00 <faux> uh
22:00 <faux> sleepy
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <Maurice> faux he never said you had to be awake for it
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <faux> gross
23:00 <faux> i wohld like to be awake for it
23:00 <Doodle> oh yay i'm getting pm flooded by the mayossociates
23:00 <Maurice> 'Like' but it's not necessary
23:00 <Doodle> coincidence?
23:00 <Maurice> I fell asleep during sex once
23:00 <Maurice> Thats how exciting it was
24:00 <Maurice> And thats also how very stoned I was
24:00 <faux> go cam
24:00 <Maurice> Nah wasn't him lol
24:00 <Maurice> Was before him
24:00 <faux> go guy before cam
24:00 <Maurice> It was the one before that one
24:00 <Maurice> But I get your point
24:00 <faux> go guy before guy before cam
25:00 <faux> lollll
30:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
34:00 <Jimmybob> thanx
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> So… i have crispy m&m’s!
45:00 <couleurs> pics
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
47:00 <couleurs> Hot.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will be
47:00 <Serenity> [3:30pm] <@Doodle> JUST EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA SARAH
47:00 <Serenity> YOU EAT IT
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
48:00 <Maurice> Look, I'll fucking eat it
48:00 <TheRiddler> had steak and ribs
48:00 <Maurice> Take one for the team and whatnot
49:00 <TheRiddler> also
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew ribs
49:00 <TheRiddler> there's gangs of ppl walking about catching pokemon
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <Maurice> Must be some tough gangs
49:00 <Serenity> incidentally
50:00 <Serenity> im eating a salad from nandos while theyre all eating pizza
50:00 <Maurice> How'd you like ze movie
50:00 <Serenity> ye was good
50:00 <Serenity> i love baby dory haha
50:00 <Maurice> She was so cute as a kid
50:00 <Maurice> Haha snap
50:00 <Serenity> i love shells
50:00 <Maurice> My name is Dory and I have short term remembery lost
51:00 <Maurice> Loss*
51:00 <Serenity> loool
51:00 <Maurice> I like Al Bundys role
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG! wentworth!
51:00 <Maurice> He plays a good mean septopus
52:00 <Serenity> septopus rofll she knows such rnadom things
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Serenity> random
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a pretty awesome movie
52:00 <Maurice> 3 hearts? I don't have 3 hearts!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> im so full… i have m&m’s and if i eat them i’ll vomit
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s such a sad day for me
53:00 <Maurice> I have extra big MnMs
53:00 <Maurice> Like 5 cent piece big
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd.. i just need an oxygen mask and some cold water i think
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Maybe a bath…. that might fix it…. but then id get stuck LOL
54:00 <Serenity> i ate so much popcorn
54:00 <Serenity> i going to regret it so bad
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> its so salty at the movies
55:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
55:00 <Serenity> im so thirsty
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> this popcorn is making me thursty!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> thirsty*
55:00 <Serenity> i was eying off the pods tbh
55:00 <Serenity> but i dont want to go to hosp tonight
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol oh pods… yeah ditto
56:00 <Serenity> i love snickers pods
56:00 <Serenity> so much
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw the mars ones
57:00 <Serenity> not a big fan of mars bars
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> the mars pods… i just love caramel :P
58:00 <Serenity> i still think they need to make bounty ones
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> me grandma always buys 900 packets when i visit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG bounty ones would be amazeballs 
59:00 <Maurice> Another fucking shooting in America
59:00 <Maurice> What is wrong with those mongs
59:00 <Serenity> godd my gut is so fat my jeans are uncomfortable
59:00 <Maurice> Serenity I got TWO of the apple crumble pods and the boys ate the rest >.<
59:00 <Jimmybob> who cares maybe if we ignore it long enough they'll shoot each other until none are left
59:00 <Serenity> fuckers
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was speaking to me friend today who lives in NY ....
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> she said it’s gone bat shit crazy over there with cops killing black peeps
00:00 <Maurice> 5 cops have been killed
00:00 <partay> Maurice yesterdays news
00:00 <Serenity> theres no one to answer to over there though each town has their own police force and they do what they want
00:00 <Maurice> Like your mum
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Serenity> gawd i need to attempt to peel these jeans off
01:00 <Serenity> brb
01:00 <partay> then along comes the equaliser 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and thats why you should only wear jeggings
01:00 <partay> or a skirt
02:00 <Jimmybob> Serenity, do you need the help of Jimmybob?
02:00 <Maurice> I have trackies on
02:00 <Maurice> Coz I've showered and am ready for when bed time happens
02:00 <Jimmybob> hand
02:00 <Jimmybob> head whatevs
02:00 <Serenity> absolutely never Jimmybob
02:00 <amelia> idiot
02:00 <Serenity> just put me trackies on
02:00 <Serenity> dat beta
02:00 <Jimmybob> ok well ill be waiting here for never
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow that actually made me vomit
03:00 <Serenity> gosh me legs arent that bad calm down
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
04:00 <partay> pics
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what taco said
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> your legs are fine!
04:00 <Serenity> seriously wish i didnt eat all that popcorn
05:00 <Serenity> i feel 13 months preggo
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah join ze club
05:00 <Serenity> least you really are preggo haha
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Serenity> my surgeon was like.. are you pregnant?? ahh no fuck off
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL cunt
06:00 <Serenity> apparently she has to askk.. I THINK SHE WAS BEING RUDE
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than me MIL
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was wearing an over sized shirt, as you fucking do when you’re preggers
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she goes… oh you can hardly tell you’re preg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
06:00 <Serenity> yeah ok lady haha
06:00 <Maurice> Lol the day after I had one of my kids I was shuffling down the hallway and the nurse is showing a preg chick around and the nurse goes 'oh heres an expectant mother, when are you due?'
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like… ah…..
07:00 <Maurice> And I had to tell her I had the kid the day before
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol OH no
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you punch her in the moot
07:00 <Maurice> Talk about soul crushing, I felt thing after removing a 3kg tumour..
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <Maurice> Thin, not thing*
08:00 <partay> Serenity breast augmentation ?
08:00 <Serenity> .
08:00 <Maurice> Thats a very polite way of asking
08:00 <Maurice> I woulda just said tit job?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Maurice> This cat is trying so hard to groom herself but she's just licking her cone and the noise is arghhhh
09:00 <Maurice> Raspy tongue on plastic noise
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> so this infomercial ch has been on for hours cos i can’t find the remote…. some of the SHIT they try and sell is hilarious
09:00 <Serenity> turbo sat here and stared at me for 15 mins after we got home
09:00 <Serenity> creep
09:00 <Maurice> Coz you went on a date with out him
09:00 <Serenity> i think he wanted my nandos
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! my cat winks at me when i’m getting dressed
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> its creepy
09:00 <Serenity> hahah
09:00 <Serenity> eyyy beby
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, totes
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> leso cat!
10:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't like it when I call her names, she seems to know then she bites me
10:00 <Maurice> Or when I held a lampshade up and said it looked like her, she bit me then too
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
10:00 <Serenity> crikey its cold
10:00 <Maurice> Call her fat? Bite
10:00 <Maurice> To be fair she is fat and she does look like a lamp
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is with the inlaws
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS
10:00 <Maurice> So I don't know what her problem is
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
11:00 <Maurice> Serenity, the cold outside is like when wind comes off the ocean
11:00 <Maurice> It's freeeeezing
11:00 <Serenity> also im like 97% sure someone had vomitted in the cinema we were in in a previous session
11:00 <Serenity> i could smell pickles and milk
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to go give her revolution (flea treatment) sunday, the inlaws are FREAKING The fuck out we might be late giving it to her
11:00 <Maurice> Ewww
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> To vom smell
11:00 <Maurice> And why do they have her
11:00 <Serenity> it was goss
11:00 <Serenity> gross
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate vom smell
12:00 <Serenity> yeah Maurice we came out of the cinema and it was like walking into the snow
12:00 <Serenity> and pissing down with rain
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have the cat, so it doesn’t sit on jack’s head
12:00 <Maurice> Uh
12:00 <Maurice> Was it planning on sitting on him?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, she comes in me room every morning and sits on me bedhead….
12:00 <partay> does your cat think its a chicken ?
13:00 <Maurice> You shouldnt have read her diary, what an invasion of privacy
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
13:00 <Maurice> Are they keeping her forever?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can imagine the cat harassing jack to get up and get her breakfast
13:00 <Maurice> Coz not every cat babysits
13:00 <Maurice> GEDDIT
13:00 <Maurice> SITS ON BABIES
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol….. well
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> MIL was like oh we can keep her till xmas if you want....
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have me other cat, so why not eh>
14:00 <Maurice> I'd rather send the kid away
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that could be a possibility, but they’re a bit dottery
15:00 <Maurice> It's gonna be fun when you get the cat back and she's got no idea who this tiny spawn is thats taken over her house lol
15:00 <Maurice> Sorry, laughing it's nice, but lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeah, im sure she will bitch out
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently she is hissing at the inlaws which is hilaruous
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> she only hisses when the child attempts to put necklaces on her
16:00 <Serenity> ants trying to have a shower and turbo keeps barging through the bathroom door
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Serenity> every time ant says get out turbo turbo goes reowwwww
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Maurice> Majority of cats don't actually sit on babies you know
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine would
17:00 <Maurice> Or she'd just love him
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and, she can have a break from the other child
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is like pepe le pew with the cat
17:00 <Maurice> There was a cat advertised on fb because the house it lived in, the kids kept hurting it so they wanted to rehome the cat
17:00 <Maurice> I suggested rehoming the kids
17:00 <Maurice> So many likes
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol !
19:00 <TheRiddler> hai again faux
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note…… G-fitters
19:00 <faux> just had the yummiest passionfruit tea
19:00 <TheRiddler> nice
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> tights wif weight pockets :|
19:00 <faux> w a HiNT oF HiBiSCuS
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
19:00 <faux> cant even taste it
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> passionfruit n’ mint is gnice
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice*
20:00 <faux> lychee tea is boss
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, hate lychees
20:00 <faux> what.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> they remind me of eyeballs
20:00 <faux> get oht
20:00 <faux> we can no longer be frands
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re slimey and weird and taste like…. not nice.
21:00 <Maurice> My kid is playing PS4, Me : 'What are you playing?' Him : 'Saints Row. I'm in hell. Killed Satan by punching him in the face.'
21:00 <Maurice> Ok, good talk
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> im child free
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck it
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Maurice> 2 of mine are in bed
21:00 <Jimmybob> im perm child free
21:00 <Jimmybob> suck it more
21:00 <Maurice> And all 3 of mine sleep through the night and can make their own breakfast
22:00 <Maurice> Suck it
22:00 <Maurice> :P
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> well right now, no children!
22:00 <faux> and one of hers is mine
22:00 <Jimmybob> all 3 of mine perm sleep cause they were aborted
22:00 <Jimmybob> suck it
22:00 <Maurice> That child, my god he is driving me INSANE
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> duck it yourself
22:00 <faux> y
22:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Jimmybob
22:00 <Jimmybob> the doc sucked it
22:00 <Maurice> Don't speak about my dog like that
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you. Now fuck off.
22:00 <Maurice> And faux, him and the next one up wont stop hitting and kicking each other
23:00 <faux> ehe
23:00 <faux> atta boy
23:00 <Maurice> I told them next time I'll do to them what they do to their bro
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you put them in a cage
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <faux> are they taller than you yet
23:00 <Jimmybob> i rubs the lotion on my skin or else ill get the hose again
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you give them cake
23:00 <Maurice> It's close
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you take your love of fat chicks else where taco
23:00 <Serenity> i should make someone bring me cake in hospy
23:00 <Maurice> They're all as tall/taller than my aunty that we saw today
23:00 <Maurice> She's tiny
23:00 <Serenity> prob not a good idea...
24:00 <faux> dads wifey is shorter than us Maurice 
24:00 <faux> woo
24:00 <Maurice> If it day surgery Serenity?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I said to the husband, can you bring jack in a b/day cake when he is born
24:00 <faux> she makes me feel tall 
24:00 <Maurice> Lol faux thats a win
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> he looked at me for a while and said, ah… NO!
24:00 <Maurice> My aunty has some disease where she stopped growing around 10-12
24:00 <Serenity> nah ill be in 2 days providing they dont have to open me up
24:00 <Maurice> She's perfectly formed, just bipsy
24:00 <Serenity> if they have to open me its 5 days
24:00 <Maurice> Eeep :o
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> they won’t open ya up
24:00 <Serenity> if im healing extra well then 24 hours maybe
25:00 <faux> phew
25:00 <faux> warm
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll be fine. 24 hours max. I reckon.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> over night stay and boom go home the next day.
25:00 <Serenity> 2 days is the standard here
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol wtf
25:00 <Serenity> i dont mind that means i get more drugs
25:00 <faux> youll make frands 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nsw is 24 hours
26:00 <Maurice> Is this you, faux https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Z1JdN9BI--/17uq697v9sle2jpg.jpg
26:00 <Serenity> i dont want to make friends lol
26:00 <Serenity> im gonna read me book and be off my head
26:00 <faux> ye me n sez irl
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <faux> well fine u antisocial bint
26:00 <Maurice> Lol then you'll have to read it again coz you wont remember it
26:00 <Serenity> haha
27:00 <faux> mm youll get jelly
27:00 <faux> lucky
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Serenity> gawd hospital food
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what book ave you got
27:00 <Serenity> least it should be reasonably healthy i guess
27:00 <Serenity> first game of thrones kate
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not flavour
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i can’t get into fantasy or whatever genere that falls under
28:00 <faux> same
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hubby read em
28:00 <faux> zzz
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah zz
28:00 <faux> im reading gone girl atm
28:00 <Maurice> My husband has read 2 books since I've known him
29:00 <faux> rofl
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Maurice> One was a Holden book and the other was the first Harry Potter
29:00 <faux> one was the washing machine instruction manual
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband reads more than me…. but all gay stuff 
29:00 <faux> phew haz pot
29:00 <Maurice> Pfft, they don't read instructions
29:00 <Maurice> I have hundreds of books and my oldest is the same
29:00 <Maurice> The other two don't give a shit
29:00 <Clarkson> There once was a man from China who wasn't a very good climber.. He slipped on a rock and chopped off his cock and now he has a vagina
29:00 <faux> idiets
29:00 <faux> no wonder cal is smart
29:00 <Maurice> Gets it from me
29:00 <faux> ye.
30:00 <Maurice> Bo is the most like Cam
30:00 <Maurice> So that says a lot
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <faux> bo is me spirit animal
30:00 <faux> inwanna chew on his baby rolls
30:00 <Serenity> ant hates reading
30:00 <Maurice> He's 9 this year, no baby rolls left
30:00 <Serenity> he doesnt do any of his reading homework
30:00 <faux> ye i mean that baby pic
31:00 <faux> eheeeeeeeeeeee
31:00 <Maurice> Neither does Bo, Jays ok, he reads just it's not his first choice
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory doesn’t have homework in kindy
31:00 <Serenity> lils like me when she finds a book she likes she will read the whole thing in a day
31:00 <Maurice> Haha this is why Cal and Lil and you and I are perfect for each other
31:00 <Maurice> We do that too
31:00 <faux> ab pretends to read
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is weird, cos other parents are telling me that their kids are experiencing anxiety over having to read books lol
31:00 <faux> hope shes on teh right track
32:00 <Serenity> ant could read in kindy
32:00 <faux> god i wish readong books was the cause of my anxiety
32:00 <Serenity> and they asked me how he learned to read so well and i couldnt tell them because i didnt know
32:00 <Maurice> Same as Cal, he never got home readers coz he was always reading older books
32:00 <faux> stupid children
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… rory knows a few sight words and her fave sentence to write is, “Rory is a cat.”
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <Maurice> She's got goals
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Serenity> is kindy 4 year olds or 5 year olds in nsw
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> if she isn’t being a cat, she is a dog or a bird… it’s great.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 turing 5 or 5 turning 6
33:00 <Serenity> so year before year 1?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is some cut off
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot…
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ROry went when she was 5
34:00 <Serenity> what year of schooling is it for you lot
34:00 <Serenity> the year before year 1 or 2 years before year 1
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kindy
34:00 <Serenity> its not the same in other states
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> then it’s stages...
34:00 <Serenity> kindy is 4 year olds here
34:00 <Serenity> then pre preimary
34:00 <Serenity> then year 1
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah which i find weird
35:00 <faux> preschool.. kindy-6
35:00 <Serenity> thank you faux
35:00 <Serenity> rofl
35:00 <faux> yw lol
35:00 <Serenity> kindy to us is the year before your kindy
35:00 <faux> k8s got baby brain
35:00 <faux> YEAH KINDY
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Serenity> hahah
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> we do have prep schools 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but its private schools
35:00 <Serenity> its all just part of the primary school here
35:00 <Serenity> kindy-6
35:00 <faux> same
36:00 <faux> kindycis primary school Yes
36:00 <Serenity> so ours goes kindy, pre primary, year 1,2,3,4,5,6 high school
36:00 <faux> o ye
36:00 <faux> she ab is in preschool atm
36:00 <Maurice> One of mine was 3 when he started kindy then turned 4, the other 2 were 4 and turned 5
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pre primary…
36:00 <Serenity> all of its in the one school
36:00 <faux> see*
37:00 <Serenity> lily was 3 when she started too Maurice
37:00 <Maurice> Stupid ridic cut offs
37:00 <faux> and thats separate to primaty
37:00 <Maurice> March babies
37:00 <faux> its also voluntarilY
37:00 <Serenity> yeah faux our preschool which we call kindy is part of primary school
37:00 <faux> -il
37:00 <Maurice> Fuck voluntary
37:00 <Maurice> Sends those shits to school as soon as you can
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> our preschool / long day care is all private
37:00 <Clarkson> no more of your shit yeah.
37:00 <Serenity> none of them are voluntary here anymore
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Serenity> for us
38:00 <Maurice> Do you know the amount of school fees I've paid in 10 yrs and over 3 kids?
38:00 <Maurice> $0
38:00 <faux> dad was ranting yesterday about how expensive childcare is
38:00 <Serenity> its ridic expensive
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> its so expensive 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you get a rebate
38:00 <Serenity> not everyone does
38:00 <faux> I SEND HER TO PRESCHOOL SO SHE CAN EAT CHEESE AND A BISCUIT AND GET SICK FTOM OTHER KIDS
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <Maurice> Lol he's got a point
39:00 <faux> lolll
39:00 <faux> cos centrelink hasnt approved his claim yet
39:00 <Maurice> He could pay you to let her finger paint and feed her cheese
39:00 <faux> so hes had to pay in full
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you dont get the rebate if you earn over 200k? something like that
39:00 <faux> its $194 a week
39:00 <faux> for 2 days.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you only get 7 k a year or something like that
39:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <faux> Aalso
39:00 <Serenity> yeah man child care is insane
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… we were paying 98 a day x 3 days
39:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I used to pay $90 for one day with my middle kid
39:00 <faux> You have to pay a week in advance
39:00 <Maurice> And that was 9 yrs ago
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 weeks at mine
40:00 <faux> and one day he paid for fell on a public holiday
40:00 <faux> so she didnt go
40:00 <faux> and hesblike
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you still pay
40:00 <faux> why am o paying for itmmm
40:00 <faux> and shes like OUR STAFF HAVE TO GET PAID
40:00 <faux> hes like FOR EHAT STAYING HOME
40:00 <faux> looll
40:00 <faux> such a rip
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
40:00 <Maurice> Yeah and if they're booked in and are sick and don't go, you still pay
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i can assure you all child care centres are povo
41:00 <Maurice> That I agree with coz they could have someone else in the spot, but pub hols are ridic
41:00 <faux> her is quite nice
41:00 <faux> but still a rip
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> considering the teachers purchase most of the stuff
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it might look nice… but in reality… povo
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
42:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
43:00 <faux> night
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i need a magi cut knife
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> magic cut and the smart knife 
46:00 <Serenity> what are they
46:00 <Maurice> It's a band
46:00 <Maurice> Heavy metal
46:00 <Serenity> o
46:00 <Maurice> Like Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
46:00 <Maurice> Magic cut and the smart knife
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah I have no idea what it is
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <Serenity> r u taking the piss
46:00 <Serenity> haha
46:00 <Maurice> Lol yes
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> im watching really lame infomercials
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it’s a knife ad
47:00 <Maurice> Don't buy miracle blades
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks like a pretty sick knife
47:00 <Maurice> They're not miraculous at all
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <Maurice> Cam did that once when he came home from night shift, they're meant to cut through cans and shoes and everything
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> we ave global… they’re awesome. But this magic knife has pretty patterns on it
47:00 <Maurice> They didn't
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
47:00 <Maurice> I have Wiltshire and Scanpan knives
48:00 <Maurice> This is how sad our friday nights are, discussing schools and knives
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> the wiltshire are good… they come with the lil sharpner
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> AND KNIVES IN SCHOOLS
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. well i can’t drink or smoke
48:00 <Jimmybob> THOSE FUCKING KIDS ON THE SIDEWALK WITH THEIR SKATEBOARDS
48:00 <faux> shut Your cock hole Jimmybob 
49:00 <Maurice> I can do both so I am
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah! 
49:00 <Jimmybob> ok ill stitch it closed
49:00 <Maurice> I have cider
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet one?
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah, apple
49:00 <faux> i have a box of tissues and im surrounded by snotty ones
49:00 <faux> go me
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah id go something milky
49:00 <Maurice> Somersby
49:00 <Maurice> Thats how you got pregnant
50:00 <faux> rofl
50:00 <faux> gross
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 5 mins of fun 18 yyears of hell
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 husband
50:00 <Maurice> Lol my cat just did this massive flick of her cast leg and is now asleep on her back with her legs spread
50:00 <Maurice> 5 mins!
50:00 <Maurice> Thats ages
50:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <faux> why is Maurice funny tonight
51:00 <faux> i must be tiref
51:00 <faux> d
51:00 <Maurice> I am always funny
51:00 <faux> ye
51:00 <Maurice> And thats with my normal face
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he must have been adventurous 
51:00 <faux> MAKE My nosr stop leakibg
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need some sudefed
51:00 <Maurice> You need one of those snot suckers they use on babies
51:00 <Maurice> Empty that shit out
51:00 <faux> SERENITY DID U SEE YOLANDAS NEWEST CAKE
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah nose sucker
51:00 <Serenity> the youtube one?
51:00 <faux> ew Maurice  i can blow me nose
52:00 <Maurice> SPEAKING OF YOLANDA, DID YOU SEE NEW YOUNG AND HUNGRY
52:00 <Maurice> Oh my damn
52:00 <faux> ye
52:00 <faux> YES LOL
52:00 <Serenity> yeahhi want it
52:00 <faux> oh my damnnn
52:00 <Maurice> Lol when they rock up to work drunk
52:00 <faux> lollllll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d love cake right now
52:00 <faux> i love them
52:00 <faux> and faking it guy
52:00 <Maurice> Elliot have you been drinking?
52:00 <Maurice> HE'S BEEN DRINKING TOO
52:00 <faux> gregg sulkin
52:00 <Maurice> Omg yes, with his pommy accent
53:00 <Maurice> Lil Soso at the end with the candle 'wait, you did say YOUR nipples?'
53:00 <faux> rofl
53:00 <faux> love her
53:00 <faux> her elliot and yolanda need a spinoff
53:00 <faux> josh and gabi are boring
53:00 <Maurice> What if it ends up like Joeys Friends spin off
53:00 <faux> i didnt see that tbh
53:00 <faux> was it that bad
53:00 <Maurice> I actually didnt see it either, but it got canned so I'd say yes
54:00 <faux> hah
54:00 <Maurice> He's on Top Gear now and he's not bad in it
54:00 <couleurs> Ah, Fatt Le Blanc.
54:00 <faux> the tips of my nails are like
54:00 <faux> so white
54:00 <faux> im confused
55:00 <Maurice> I got mine done on wed, they're glittery
55:00 <faux> pix
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine are like… dorothy’s shoes in the wizard of oz
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> red and glittery
56:00 <Maurice> I cant get the colour to show up in pix, it's silver mixed with purple
56:00 <faux> o ye
56:00 <Maurice> I had cats before these
56:00 <faux> optus gave me a $10 priceline voucher
56:00 <Maurice> And I had the Avengers
56:00 <faux> for me birthday 
56:00 <Maurice> And ninja turtles, and zombies
56:00 <faux> i was like oh oo
56:00 <faux> ty.
56:00 <Maurice> Ooh nice one
56:00 <faux> ok*
57:00 <Maurice> 2 days?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so now youre getting supplies to paint MJ on yo nails like the youtube?
57:00 <faux> yeah was that or 3 days credit or $20 new balance voucher
57:00 <faux> i dont need credit or new runners
57:00 <faux> so priceline it is
57:00 <faux> yeah Maurice 
57:00 <faux> lol no k8 sif
57:00 <Maurice> You share a bday with my nephew, he's gonna be 21 :S
58:00 <faux> golly
58:00 <faux> me 2
58:00 <faux> twinz.
58:00 <Maurice> HAHA
58:00 <faux> lollll
58:00 <Maurice> To be fair, I didn't meet him until he was 8
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <Maurice> Aunty of the year
58:00 <faux> also is he cute
58:00 <Maurice> I have so many pics of our fam holiday last year and he's topless in nearly everyone
58:00 <Maurice> He thinks he's a stud
58:00 <faux> pox
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Maurice> And he's in vic so hes closer
59:00 <Maurice> To you I mean
59:00 <faux> nice 
59:00 <faux> all i need is pix
59:00 <faux> go on
59:00 <Maurice> Hang on
59:00 <faux> k
59:00 <faux> lol i could never see meself w a 21 year old .. id feel so motherly 
59:00 <faux> DID U BRUSH UR TEETH HONEY
59:00 <faux> no shoes on the coffee table!!!!
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