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03:00 <HardTime> Hard times are coming
03:00 <Accuracy> doubtful.
03:00 <HardTime> Accuracy, where is johninja?
03:00 <Accuracy> in your pants..
04:00 <HardTime> Not here sorry
04:00 <President_Trump> he is in his pink shorts where else would he be?
05:00 <HardTime> LOOOOOLLLL
05:00 <HardTime> Accuracy be honest, what do you think of johninjas cheap op shop style get up?
05:00 <HardTime> womens sunnies, pink short shorts and a t shirt that is too small for him
05:00 <HardTime> a lovely off red slash pink
06:00 <Accuracy> I don't know..
06:00 <HardTime> You do know
06:00 <HardTime> this is a man who cannot even dress himself properly
06:00 <HardTime> What did you see in him for a partner?
07:00 <HardTime> Don't even get me started on that 'cheap' white crinkled business shirt
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=054M9aIEenc
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Macklemore - Thrift Shop PARODY! Key of Awesome #69 Views: 7,813,874 Uploader: Barely Productions Uploaded: Mar 29, 2013 Duration: 3m2s Rating: 4.81
10:00 <Serenity> so Accuracy is kelevra makes sense
10:00 <Accuracy> I'm whatever you'd like me to be.
10:00 <Accuracy> I'm well behaved.
12:00 <Serenity> i wish i could force sounds to be played through peoples clients
12:00 <Accuracy> I don't understand.
12:00 <Serenity> k
12:00 <couleurs> me 2
13:00 <couleurs> *HoNK*
13:00 <President_Trump> what sound would u play for me?
14:00 <Serenity> the yokel laugh from the simpsons
14:00 <President_Trump> u think i am funny ill take that as a compliment
14:00 <Accuracy> I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world for you trumpet
14:00 <Serenity> every time a nerdhacks troll pm'd me id play them a loud snoring sound
15:00 <Accuracy> heard that channel has lots of faggots in it
15:00 <President_Trump> who are the nerdhacks trolls? mayo? pliv? amelia?
15:00 <Serenity> you know very well who i am
15:00 <Serenity> err
15:00 <Serenity> who I mean*
16:00 <Accuracy> yes the pollocks plivents, the mayos, joels and josh's of the world
16:00 <Accuracy> the 'touched'
16:00 <Serenity> It would tickle my funny bone to be able to play a nice loud zzzzzzz through their speakers
17:00 <President_Trump> u can link the sound to them
17:00 <Accuracy> you can link my mum
17:00 <President_Trump> already have
17:00 <Serenity> well no that would require speaking to them and i avoid that
17:00 <Accuracy> nice one.
19:00 <TheRiddler> add it to your shitlist script
19:00 <Accuracy> how fun Raiden is here.
19:00 <Serenity> i cant force sounds through someone elses slient ash
19:00 <Serenity> i want them to hear it not me
19:00 <Serenity> client*
20:00 <President_Trump> u should join nerdhacks Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> i fucking well should not
20:00 <President_Trump> Accuracy was enjoying herself in there earlier
21:00 <Serenity> cool?
21:00 <Serenity> i care why?
21:00 <countryroad> all i hear when Serenity talks is whale sounds
21:00 <Serenity> lucky you
22:00 <Serenity> i can speak whale you know
22:00 <countryroad> i know you can
23:00 <countryroad> your fat rolls wobble like a whale
23:00 <Serenity> god yeah
23:00 <Accuracy> Was I in there President_Trump?
23:00 <President_Trump> u were
23:00 <President_Trump> or whoever is controlling your name
24:00 <President_Trump> it is hard to know whos who with all the pedoing going on these days
25:00 <Serenity> you want to be pedod dont you trumpy
25:00 <Accuracy> you do understand 'pedoing' isn't in the dictionary right?
26:00 <President_Trump> i do indeed know that
27:00 <dematerialised> i don't think that's the goal
27:00 <President_Trump> Serenity are u offering?
27:00 <dematerialised> what they are doing is projecting
27:00 <Serenity> if one wanted to successfully pedo you what would they do trumpy?
27:00 <Accuracy> that's kind of what I think
27:00 <President_Trump> lol captain hook's back
27:00 <Accuracy> all the gay pedo stuff is funny to me
27:00 <Serenity> does demat *tips hat*
27:00 <dematerialised> it's no co-incidence that they are all people who have had their egos deflated by way of irc pussy rejection
27:00 <dematerialised> Serenity does!
27:00 <Tim-Sim> What do they mean by 'pedo'?
27:00 <Accuracy> maybe the trump wants to come out to mummy
28:00 <dematerialised> sezz i just got back from a drive
28:00 <dematerialised> guess what i have
28:00 <dematerialised> :P
28:00 <Serenity> if you have doughnuts...
28:00 <dematerialised> tee hee
28:00 <Serenity> arghhh
28:00 <Raiden> dematerialised can marry no woman as he is married to the seven seas
28:00 <Raiden> arrrrgghhhhh
28:00 <Serenity> i will hide your doughnuts in my fat rolls
28:00 <dematerialised> solid plan
28:00 <President_Trump> what grades did dematerialised get at school? he got HIGH C'S!
29:00 <countryroad> lol
29:00 <Raiden> Serenity post a full body pic for autheticity of weight loss
29:00 <TheRiddler> Pedoing is being abused in the childhood
29:00 <Serenity> Im gonna go with no
29:00 <Raiden> cut your head out if need be babes
29:00 <dematerialised> fuck me are they reproducing or something
29:00 <Clarkson> should bag this cunt
29:00 <dematerialised> there's four of them here now
29:00 <Serenity> im not posting anything lol
29:00 <Serenity> i have nothing to prove to you
29:00 <Raiden> sure you do sezza
30:00 <Serenity> nope
30:00 <President_Trump> Serenity's word is good enough for me
30:00 <Serenity> theyre rubbing together dematerialised
30:00 <dematerialised> i reckon
30:00 <dematerialised> cock docking with either
30:00 <dematerialised> eachother even
30:00 <Serenity> loll
30:00 <President_Trump> pedoing with each other?
30:00 <Raiden> dematerialised tell us about the pirate pic, what was the thought process behind that one?
30:00 <Serenity> hes a pirtae irl clearly
30:00 <President_Trump> he posted it coz he thought amelia would look sexy with a patch over his eye
30:00 <dematerialised> nini colours
30:00 <Serenity> pirate too
31:00 <President_Trump> would think he looked
31:00 <countryroad> Serenity
31:00 <dematerialised> why would i think amelia would look sexy with a patch over my eye?
31:00 <Clarkson>   Bitches for cock pics 
31:00 <TheRiddler> so trump wants to be told that he was concieved when his dad was away on a business trip by the neighbour
31:00 <countryroad> whats your weight?
31:00 <dematerialised> you struggled with that one didnt you trump lol
31:00 <Raiden> land howwww
31:00 <President_Trump> i wasnt paying attention demut
31:00 <Serenity> over 9000 countryroad
31:00 <Serenity> you babes?
31:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 is countryroad
31:00 <countryroad> babes?
31:00 <Raiden> dematerialised it does not look like you would be able to climb up to the crows nest in your current state
31:00 <Serenity> no idea
32:00 <Serenity> you can tell theyve never been to a costume party before rofl
32:00 <dematerialised> anyway enough of you fools im going back to sailing the seven seas
32:00 <Serenity> theyre far too obsessed with this pic
32:00 <Raiden> dematerialised, scrub the deck you scurvy sea dogggg
33:00 <TheRiddler> raiden is mayo I think
33:00 <Serenity> its really not important who is who
33:00 <Serenity> tbh
33:00 <Raiden> imo
33:00 <President_Trump> mayo is shacked up with jessica
33:00 <countryroad> shut up then
33:00 <TheRiddler> countryroad is picard
33:00 <countryroad> if its not important, stop trying to find out who is who
33:00 <Serenity> Im not you fucking retard
33:00 <countryroad> stupid fat bitch
33:00 <Clarkson> SpArKlEe^YoBro sees my vagina
34:00 <Serenity> qipe the drool off your chin
34:00 <Serenity> wipe
34:00 <countryroad> kill yourself
34:00 <Raiden> dematerialised must walk the plank
34:00 <Serenity> someone needs a nap
34:00 <Serenity> hes a little cranky
34:00 <Raiden> or find the buried treasure
34:00 <Raiden> arrrrgghhhh
34:00 <TheRiddler> it's arrrrr
34:00 <TheRiddler> you cant even pirate
35:00 <Raiden> im not the one dressing up as one mate
35:00 <countryroad> lol
35:00 <Raiden> go put your butt plug in
35:00 <countryroad> haha
35:00 <Raiden> sorry
35:00 <Raiden> me harty
35:00 <President_Trump> when everyone was pirating game of thrones he dressed up as a pirate and said 'im ready'
35:00 <countryroad> l.ol
35:00 <Raiden> rofl
36:00 <TheRiddler> raiden is chris
36:00 <Raiden> Where is Bree?
36:00 <President_Trump> chris who?
36:00 <TheRiddler> `chris
36:00 <Raiden> TheRiddler, I'm catching a lift into town tomorrow with my brother to find pokemon
36:00 <Raiden> lol
36:00 <countryroad> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> I found your mum istead fucking chucky in your old bedroom
38:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <Serenity> crikey
38:00 <Raiden> I see
39:00 <TheRiddler> it was the only time your bed was stress tested
40:00 <Raiden> the punches keep on coming
41:00 <TheRiddler> your mum said "my son will be sleepy with his almost siblings tonight"
41:00 <TheRiddler> *sleeping
41:00 <dematerialised> it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?
41:00 <Raiden> mum jokes, the resort of a coward
41:00 <Raiden> TheRiddler where is bree?
42:00 <Raiden> wheels of fire mate
42:00 <Raiden> a retarded crip, your ex fiance'
42:00 <Raiden> how does that feel?
42:00 <TheRiddler> I know exactly where bree is
42:00 <Raiden> Oh?
42:00 <Raiden> And where is that
42:00 <TheRiddler> you should be more worried where your mum i
42:00 <TheRiddler> s
43:00 <Raiden> Shes probs asleep *leaves himself open for a follow up mum joke*
43:00 <Raiden> TheRiddler where is bree?
45:00 <TheRiddler> just speaking facts not jokes
46:00 <TheRiddler> about time
46:00 <Serenity> cripes
46:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
46:00 <dematerialised> the great purge
46:00 <Serenity> i was willing to let shit go untilt hat
46:00 <Serenity> that was off
46:00 <TheRiddler> he's been saying everytime I poke him
47:00 <Serenity> who is it
47:00 <TheRiddler> pollock
47:00 <Serenity> oh
47:00 <TheRiddler> atleast I think it is
47:00 <TheRiddler> jerome doesn't say such stuff
47:00 <Serenity> eh it really doesnt matter who they are
47:00 <Serenity> theyre just all the same person
48:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
48:00 <TheRiddler> they're merging
48:00 <dematerialised> the same inbreed
48:00 <TheRiddler> it used to be easy to tell them apart
48:00 <TheRiddler> because they all had different ways of trolling
48:00 <TheRiddler> now it's all the same
49:00 <Serenity> just about bed time me thinks
50:00 <dematerialised> oh i should have trusted my nick checker
50:00 <dematerialised> you might as well just ban redstation
50:00 <Serenity> boringg
50:00 <dematerialised> it's used by a few
51:00 <Serenity> sounds like a plan
52:00 <TheRiddler> any pokemon plans tomorrow
52:00 <Serenity> nah i have to go to the hosp tomorrow for my pre admission
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
52:00 <TheRiddler> is it a pokestop atleast lol
53:00 <Serenity> no idea lol
53:00 <Serenity> be cool if it was
53:00 <TheRiddler> the children's 1 is
53:00 <dematerialised> that was the other half for the reason for my drive
53:00 <dematerialised> i was hoping to do some random pokemon-ing
53:00 <dematerialised> but servers are down
53:00 <TheRiddler> because I keep seeing posts about putting lures down for kids
53:00 <Serenity> theyre being ddosed
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> oh
53:00 <dematerialised> well that'd do it
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
54:00 <Serenity> have been all day
54:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was just server load
55:00 <RollingThunder> TheRiddler, where art thee?
55:00 <RollingThunder> It is I, Bree
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <Serenity> gawd
56:00 <dematerialised> took him that long to find a proxy that wasnt blocked
56:00 <Serenity> not as easy as it used to be
12:00 <President_Trump> should see them carrying on in nerdhacks, they are not adults like us
13:00 <PNGPUMP> good evening
31:00 <British^Meat> Fennec_Fox
32:00 <British^Meat> BMP stands for British Meat Prone
32:00 <British^Meat> Well!
34:00 <MrMark> booooooooooo!
40:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13716082_175284342887785_6138992171832557661_n.jpg?oh=ba25b9b952e3e5bee8f629b851fe70fd&oe=58253423
57:00 <Matthew> good afternoon all
15:00 <zaim> hi
51:00 <MrMark> burp
02:00 <MrMark> burp
08:00 <couleurs> are we all gross n sweaty yet?
09:00 <MrMark> yes
09:00 <Serenity> yerp
09:00 <MrMark> i stink
11:00 <dematerialised> my suitcase is thirsty
11:00 <MrMark> my balls r itchy
12:00 <Serenity> suitcase does?
12:00 <dematerialised> does
12:00 <President_Trump> lols
14:00 <President_Trump> CAN'T DISPENCE THE PENCE
20:00 <MrMark> Hercules u sexy man
28:00 <couleurs> #blackolivesmatter
31:00 <couleurs> #pokemanGOHOME
50:00 <couleurs> da do Ron Ron
51:00 <TheRon> hello
58:00 <fairyflos> mmm black olives
59:00 <couleurs> Mmmm.
01:00 <couleurs> da do Ron Ron
01:00 <MrMark> shot down in a blaze of glory
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJqUrVohtTo
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: coming next ron and ron hail and pace da doo ron ron Views: 2,441 Uploader: andy301261 Uploaded: Jul 18, 2012 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 1.66
04:00 <MrMark> TheROn..........Baby Animals.......Early Warning
13:00 <TheRon> the tracks of my tears
17:00 <Matthew> hello all
17:00 <MrMark> wild thing....u make my heart sing....u make everything groovy!!
21:00 <couleurs> Hi All
22:00 <couleurs> Loof not very irie l8ley...
24:00 <Matthew> rockinnn 4 myselfff
24:00 <TheRon> Uptight ! everythting is alright
30:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
33:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ JackTheRipper
34:00 <couleurs> looooooool
34:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ President_Trump
34:00 <President_Trump> Matthew what do you think of BoJo?
34:00 <MrMark> music TheRon!!!
36:00 <zaim> http://wtnh.com/2016/07/16/police-say-man-used-brain-preserving-fluid-to-soak-marijuana/
37:00 <MrMark> fair nough
38:00 <couleurs> TheRon Can't Stop The Music
40:00 <MrMark> YMCA
41:00 <Doodle> 441
43:00 <couleurs> :o
49:00 <TheRon> sorry i just mocked up a soup
49:00 <TheRon> pumkin and capsicum
52:00 <MrMark> yum
53:00 <couleurs> CuM
53:00 <MrMark> its fun to stay at the YMCA!!
54:00 <TheRon> in the navy.....
54:00 <GoldSpade> you can get a good meal
54:00 <GoldSpade> you can get laid
55:00 <MrMark> what am i gonna do in a submarine!!!
55:00 <TheRon> hours alone with some rough weatty men
55:00 <MrMark> i reckon
56:00 <MrMark> Vanessa Carlton....A thousand miles
57:00 <TheRon> if i were a carpenter
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 EMF - Unbelievable.mp3 (8.05MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:47)
58:00 <MrMark> i need to pee
59:00 <couleurs> uNF, You're Unfelievable
01:00 <Doodle> ehehee
02:00 <TheRon> jesus was a carpenter
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Simply Red - Stars.mp3 (5.7MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:09)
03:00 <British^Meat> Chris DeBurg - Dont Pay The Ferryman
04:00 <TheRon> nowhere to run - martha and the vandellas
04:00 <Matthew> I love that song tbh
04:00 <Matthew> Stars*
04:00 <TheRon> it's awesome
04:00 <Doodle> its a good song
06:00 <TheRon> the cones?
06:00 <Doodle> i reckon
06:00 <Doodle> BACK OFF BITCH
06:00 <Doodle> i mean hi
06:00 <Serenity> ohello
06:00 <stanky> Doodle
06:00 <Doodle> u have 2 be careful getting between me and coffee
06:00 <stanky> do you like to boogie?
07:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umAurdHLNzU
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alicia Bridges - I Love The Nightlife (1978) Views: 521,442 Uploader: Ichnos71live Uploaded: Nov 15, 2009 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.88
07:00 <Serenity> bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said up jump the boogie
08:00 <Serenity> + the boogie
08:00 <Serenity> fuck me /clear
08:00 <British^Meat> i prefer noels caravans
08:00 <TheRon> sir duke
08:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Doodle> i have this one cloth i use for wiping me tyres after i spray them with tyre shine
10:00 <Doodle> washed it for the first time ever
10:00 <Doodle> pretty sure a whole tyres worth of rubber came out of it
10:00 <Doodle> now my washing machine stinks like calder park
10:00 <TheRon> i was pretty pissed at the trivia night, got pretty close to stealing the microphone and doing a neil diamond number
10:00 <MrMark> awesome
11:00 <MrMark> Sweet Caroline?
11:00 <TheRon> probs crunchy granola
12:00 <MrMark> Love on the rocks
12:00 <TheRon> songs sung blue
15:00 <MrMark> that too
15:00 <MrMark> Nelly Furtado...............Say It Right
16:00 <TheRon> she got the way to move me cherry
16:00 <MrMark> i reckon
17:00 <TheRon> i had the seafood platter on sat night
17:00 <TheRon> reckon i need to be closer to the ocean
17:00 <MrMark> yes
17:00 <TheRon> downed 8 oysterds
17:00 <MrMark> food poisoning?
18:00 <TheRon> i could taste the lack of freshness a bit
18:00 <MrMark> esp as u threw it up
18:00 <TheRon> not that bad jeez
19:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
19:00 <MrMark> did u win trivia night?
19:00 <TheRon> i thought oysters were an aphrodisiac, how many do you need to eat to be randy as fuck?
19:00 <TheRon> came 3rd
19:00 <MrMark> u were too pissed
20:00 <TheRon> probs
20:00 <TheRon> no music round
20:00 <MrMark> sigh
22:00 <TheRon> you're so vain
22:00 <MrMark> Carly
23:00 <MrMark> Simon
23:00 <TheRon> yes!
23:00 <MrMark> who was the song about
23:00 <TheRon> warren beatty?
23:00 <Doodle> peewee herman
23:00 <MrMark> thats the rumour
24:00 <Loof> Serenity or TheRiddler you guys there? My kid renamed all my pokemon and i've fixed most of them up (i think) but I can't identify the top three "???" ones you see on the following screenshot. I was wondering if you can? http://i.imgur.com/kD0yMM7.png
25:00 <MrMark> fuck pokemon
25:00 <Loof> fuck your 80s music
25:00 <MrMark> life was so much simpler in the 80s
25:00 <Loof> living in the past
25:00 <Matthew> Madonna
25:00 <Loof> all good
25:00 <TheRon> i wear my sunglasses at night
26:00 <couleurs> Pokeman is Gay Madonna Rulz
26:00 <MrMark> Eurythmics
26:00 <Serenity> pidgeot gastly
26:00 <TheRon> corey hart
26:00 <Serenity> aanddd
27:00 <Matthew> I caught an Ivysaur, Psyduck & Onix last night and was happy
27:00 <faux> caterpie
27:00 <TheRon> sister in law got peekachu on the weekend
27:00 <TheRon> is that one
27:00 <faux> pikachu yes
27:00 <faux> cootos
27:00 <Serenity> yes caterpie
27:00 <MrMark> she got peekachu..........is there a cure?
27:00 <Doodle> DK caught a Herpechu last night
27:00 <Matthew> I need a Golbat but I get too many Zubats
27:00 <faux> lpl
27:00 <Serenity> so trade them in for candy and evolve one
28:00 <faux> hi beb
28:00 <Doodle> hiiii
28:00 <faux> how u
28:00 <Doodle> nobbad
28:00 <Doodle> u?
28:00 <faux> im goood tenks
28:00 <Matthew> like catch heaps of Zubats and then trade them back to professor oak?
28:00 <faux> playing paw patrol w annabelle
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
28:00 <faux> aka she drops them on the floor
28:00 <faux> and i say ab to the rescue
28:00 <faux> .
29:00 <faux> and she saves them
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <Serenity> yes Matthew
29:00 <Serenity> then you get candy
29:00 <Serenity> and then you can evolve
29:00 <Doodle> then u get the power
29:00 <Doodle> and then u get the women
29:00 <Loof> thanks guys chrisis averted :)
29:00 <TheRon> nah doodle, just make some hamburgers
29:00 <Doodle> mmmm
30:00 <Doodle> i could go a burger
30:00 <Serenity> me2
30:00 <faux> check ur phone doodle 
31:00 <Doodle> is it ur burger
31:00 <British^Meat> McFeast > Big Mac
31:00 <British^Meat> HJ's is a bit shit now....
31:00 <faux> literally my life rn
31:00 <Clarkson> thats fucking upsetting
31:00 <Loof> what lvl are you faux?
31:00 <Doodle> looool faux
31:00 <faux>  pokemon?
31:00 <Loof> ye
31:00 <faux> only 4
32:00 <Doodle> the joys of endless monotonout repetition
32:00 <faux> havent been playing
32:00 <faux> ok
32:00 <Doodle> *s
32:00 <faux> lol yeah doodie
32:00 <faux> ive been saying the same thing for 30 mins
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <faux> and shes still excited
32:00 <couleurs> remember when every1 on irc laughed @ me 4 playing FiFa well look @ all of u now......... #TabsHaveTurned
32:00 <faux> lollll
32:00 <British^Meat> hah
32:00 <Doodle> haha
33:00 <MrMark> wheres my hamburger TheRon?
33:00 <British^Meat> yer i was thinking of what ever game came out b4 that ppl sperged over and got shitted on
33:00 <faux> FiFaGo
33:00 <Doodle> #pokey-mongos
33:00 <faux> omg
33:00 <faux> thats how i say it whenever i see the hashtag
33:00 <faux> mongo
33:00 <Doodle> ye
33:00 <Doodle> twins
33:00 <faux> i want mangoes
33:00 <faux> now.
33:00 <Doodle> [17:33] <faux> i want mangoo
33:00 <Doodle> ok
34:00 <TheRon> there's a fine line between pleasure and pain
34:00 <faux> pls no
34:00 <Doodle> ehehhe
34:00 <British^Meat> Manchild - Go
34:00 <faux> im full
34:00 <Doodle> o
34:00 <faux> we just ate fish 
34:00 <faux> and sweet potato
34:00 <faux> and tabouli
34:00 <faux> mmm
34:00 <Doodle> noice
34:00 <Doodle> i should eat food
34:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <Doodle> effort
34:00 <faux> agreed
34:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRFEz2MjZgg
34:00 <faux> go to skeets.
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Toni Braxton - Breathe Again Views: 21,858,953 Uploader: ToniBraxtonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.86
34:00 <faux> HAI MOOOOM
34:00 <faux> MEATLOAF.
34:00 <Doodle> lol nah
34:00 <Doodle> ew
35:00 <Doodle> i dont eat that
35:00 <MrMark> TheRon...............Here Comes The Rain Again
35:00 <faux> neither
35:00 <TheRon> bone dry here
35:00 <TheRon> oh, right!
35:00 <Doodle> aiight i'm gonna eat bblzzzz
35:00 <faux> wait
35:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/xSRcXRkQGOI
35:00 <MrMark> walk with me...like lovers do!!
35:00 <faux> this pls
35:00 <faux> ty
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ma...the meatloaf! Views: 319,906 Uploader: Tony Cradic Uploaded: Aug 6, 2009 Duration: 0m27s Rating: 4.40
36:00 <Doodle> oh faux
36:00 <Doodle> LOL
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> yes
36:00 <Doodle> i have a link 4 u
36:00 <Doodle> of me interview
36:00 <faux> MG
36:00 <faux> YE
36:00 <faux> S
36:00 <faux> hurry
36:00 <Doodle> k hang
36:00 <Doodle> THE MEATLOAF
36:00 <faux> LOL
36:00 <faux> thats what i was referring to
36:00 <Doodle> rofl
37:00 <TheRon> sweet dreams are made of thuss!
37:00 <MrMark> i would do anything for love.....but i wont do that
37:00 <Doodle> ok i gtg baiiiiiiiii
37:00 <faux> adios
37:00 <TheRon> the new zealand version
37:00 <MrMark> Dave Dobbyn,.................Slice Of Heaven
38:00 <MrMark> Footrot Flats!!
38:00 <TheRon> indeed
38:00 <TheRon> saw it at the drive in when i wasa kid
39:00 <MrMark> love the 80s
40:00 <Matthew> St Kilda should be 60 pts in front
40:00 <Matthew> FFS
40:00 <TheRon> dance hall days
41:00 <MrMark> blue light disco
41:00 <TheRon> go melbourne storm
42:00 <TheRon> acdc ended our nights at the blue light
44:00 <MrMark> Bang bang my baby shot me down
44:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
44:00 <President_Trump> Matthew what do you think of Theresa?
45:00 <MrMark> Bangles
45:00 <TheRon> yes!
45:00 <MrMark> walk like a..........
45:00 <TheRon> terrorist?
45:00 <MrMark> almost
46:00 <TheRon> that was racist
46:00 <MrMark> who cares
49:00 <TheRon> .38 special - second chance
50:00 <Matthew> too early to tell
51:00 <TheRon> north melbourne, any thoughts?
52:00 <MrMark> no
52:00 <Matthew> RIP
52:00 <TheRon> good season
52:00 <TheRon> for a while
53:00 <President_Trump> what about BoJo? he should be pm
53:00 <President_Trump> man of integrity
53:00 <TheRon> he's worse than hitler
53:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:00 <Matthew> I saw them against ESS a couple of months back... considering they just scrapped over the line by what 12-13 points, the writing was on the wall then
54:00 <President_Trump> so trump and bojo are worse than hitler?
54:00 <Matthew> they are a very average unit whose 9-0 record inflated egos
54:00 <TheRon> i place the blame on todd goldstein
54:00 <MrMark> i blame the dutch....with thier wooden shoes
55:00 <TheRon> blame it on the sunshine
55:00 <MrMark> blame it on the rain
55:00 <TheRon> that works
55:00 <TheRon> keeping up with tradition
56:00 <Loof> did you watch Outcast faux?
56:00 <Loof> i've still gotta watch it
56:00 <TheRon> meatloaf - rock n roll dreams come thru
57:00 <Loof> meatloof
57:00 <MrMark> come fly with me
58:00 <TheRon> hehehehehe.....come
59:00 <MrMark> Michael Buble version is much better than Frank
59:00 <TheRon> wash your mouth out
59:00 <MrMark> yes!
00:00 <TheRon> only one frank
01:00 <TheRon> david lee roth - just like paradise
02:00 <MrMark> Stereophonics...................Dakota
02:00 <TheRon> nice!
02:00 <TheRon> love that song
02:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TrSMaOZm3Y
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Annie Lennox - I Put A Spell On You Views: 22,255,550 Uploader: AnnieLennoxVEVO Uploaded: Sep 17, 2014 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.91
04:00 <MrMark> i dont know where r goin now!!!
05:00 <TheRon> unskinny bop!
05:00 <faux> nah loof
05:00 <faux> havent seen it yet
05:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
05:00 <faux> im behind on so many shows
05:00 <faux> GET OUT TRUMPELSTILTSKIN
06:00 <President_Trump> u mad bro?
06:00 <faux> i am Furious
06:00 <faux> bro.
07:00 <President_Trump> have you informed Do odle u are ditching him for TRUMP?
08:00 <TheRon> never tear us apart
09:00 <MrMark> INXS
09:00 <MrMark> INXS...............legendary
10:00 <TheRon> i can do a 7 degrees to kurt pingelly
11:00 <Matthew> I feel like Cheds
12:00 <TheRon> don't you want me baby
15:00 <faux> lol President_Trump gtfo
16:00 <Loof> hillary is dodgy as fook, hopefully trump wins
16:00 <President_Trump> if u dont tell him the news yourself then Serenity will
18:00 <Loof> http://www.wikihow.com/Eliminate-Guilt
18:00 <Loof> "
18:00 <Loof> Understand unproductive guilt. Guilt can also be unproductive, in the sense that you feel guilt even when your behavior doesn't need reflection or transformation. This is irrational guilt that can devolve into a cycle where you begin to feel guilty when there is nothing to feel guilty about and you then ruminate on that guilt"
19:00 <President_Trump> http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/79/Eliminate-Guilt-Step-11.jpg/aid69081-728px-Eliminate-Guilt-Step-11.jpg
19:00 <President_Trump> Matthew is under that guys desk
19:00 <Loof> ROFL!
20:00 <Matthew> time to whip out some bans
20:00 <Loof> bann matthew
21:00 <Loof> tbh
22:00 <President_Trump> BOJO
24:00 <TheRon> i just speny six months in a leaky boat
31:00 <Loof> everyone else is ingoring TheRon so i assume it's safe to /ignore
31:00 <TheRon> as you wish
35:00 <Loof> brb ps. Hey, Matthew, leave them kids alone! All in all you're just a, nother dick through the wall
35:00 <Clarkson> lish dont deny it u skank
50:00 <couleurs> Hi Room :~)
50:00 <TheRon> jane bunn?
50:00 <GoldSpade> room says hello
50:00 <couleurs> Jay Jay Bon Bon
50:00 <TheRon> yes there are two
51:00 <under> what you think about higuain at juventus, couleurs ?
51:00 <Loof> yes tell us Monsieur pissy pants, what do you think?
52:00 <TheRon> they paved paradise and put a parking lot
52:00 <couleurs> he pretty good, better than mandzukic i guess
53:00 <under> 36 goals in serie a
53:00 <couleurs> top scorer yea
53:00 <President_Trump> how much under?
53:00 <under> couleurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1QSxhJ7ik
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Napoli-Frosinone Higuain fa 36,Compagnoni e Adani impazziscono Views: 163,583 Uploader: MSfootballvideos Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 0m37s Rating: 4.86
54:00 <under> this is the last goal in serie a
54:00 <President_Trump> where is pog going?
54:00 <under> President_Trump: 94 mln
54:00 <President_Trump> he was shit at madrid
54:00 <Clarkson> a slow, sensuous, tender fuck
54:00 <President_Trump> euros?
54:00 <under> yeah he wasnt great
54:00 <under> at real madrid
55:00 <couleurs> cool but what team is that 
55:00 <couleurs> in da yellow
55:00 <President_Trump> is pog joining up with the special one?
56:00 <under> frosinone
56:00 <couleurs> HeHEeh
57:00 <couleurs> not sure why benzema is still at real madrid he's the worst
57:00 <under> yeah
57:00 <President_Trump> he's alright
57:00 <President_Trump> better than james
58:00 <President_Trump> that guy is a total loser
58:00 <couleurs> No.
58:00 <under> i wanna cook this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1qmze3zJY
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Frittelle ai fiori di zucca :tradizioni culinarie calabresi-Da MicheleExpert-Cropalati Cs Views: 5,103 Uploader: MicheleExpert Filippelli Uploaded: Jul 7, 2013 Duration: 4m18s Rating: .0
58:00 <President_Trump> no? lol
58:00 <TheRon> where do they play the germany v poland games?
00:00 <couleurs> jamaica 
00:00 <TheRon> best to have on neutral ground i think
00:00 <couleurs> is pogba going to man utd lol 
00:00 <couleurs> he very overrated
01:00 <under> no
01:00 <under> only if they pare more than 120
01:00 <couleurs> bvb sold miki 2 dem
02:00 <President_Trump> if they are getting higuain he's gone
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13731478_10154392998593478_3256130435188453462_n.jpg?oh=a1e9d6fb661193c740199775326e2412&oe=5834A861
02:00 <TheRiddler> for faux
02:00 <Loof> nawwww :)
03:00 <Loof> adorable
03:00 <TheRon> faux might steal it
04:00 <MrMark> music
04:00 <President_Trump> she wont have to, faux and i are having a baby soon
04:00 <President_Trump> 5 of them
04:00 <couleurs> i hope man utd fail 
04:00 <under> how can they
04:00 <faux> OMG
04:00 <President_Trump> they will be called Donald Jnr 1,2,3,4,5
04:00 <TheRon> i try to say goodbye and i choke, try to walk away and i stumble
05:00 <faux> ash
05:00 <faux> eheeeeeeeee
05:00 <faux> so cute
05:00 <TheRiddler> stfu already trump
05:00 <Loof> my wife always smells so damn good, makes me feel peaceful
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeah
05:00 <faux> i wanna kick it off a mountain
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> pikapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
05:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> chase is on the case
06:00 <Loof> <3 TheRiddler bbl :)
07:00 <couleurs> Gaaaaaay
07:00 <faux> so odd.
07:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot his nick is fool backwards 
08:00 <TheRon> what if god was one of us
09:00 <faux> can someone say my name pls
09:00 <President_Trump> mrs trump
09:00 <faux> .
09:00 <faux> TheRiddler: 
09:00 <faux> my golly 
10:00 <faux> CAN SOMEONE SAY CHRISTINA PLS
10:00 <TheRiddler> christina
10:00 <faux> yay
10:00 <faux> ty
10:00 <faux> it works
10:00 <couleurs> Beyonce
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <faux> wait
10:00 <faux> say it now
10:00 <TheRon> christina has big norgs
10:00 <faux> ok why isnt there sound
11:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
11:00 <faux> wait
11:00 <President_Trump> try putting your hearing aids in
12:00 <faux> OK try now
14:00 <zaim> http://imgur.com/gallery/b56D8vD
18:00 <GoldSpade> porn 
18:00 <under> couleurs: 
18:00 <under> are you going to see melbourne juve
18:00 <under> on the 23rd?
19:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <under> Melbourne Cricket Ground, Brunton Ave, Richmond VIC 3002, Australia
19:00 <under> Cricket lol
19:00 <under> why no?
19:00 <under> is it far from home?
19:00 <couleurs> Melbourne Cricket Ground
19:00 <couleurs> it is a stupid stadium 
20:00 <couleurs> i went last year for real madrid/roma and it was gay
20:00 <under> lol
20:00 <couleurs> $200 tickets
20:00 <President_Trump> watching a friendly is gay yes
21:00 <couleurs> if it was at a proper stadium i'd go
21:00 <couleurs> we have 2 or 3 of those
21:00 <couleurs> but they have to have it at the cricket 1
21:00 <couleurs> just to fill more seats
22:00 <President_Trump> no one will go this year
22:00 <President_Trump> shit teams
22:00 <President_Trump> few wogs might turn up for juve
23:00 <TheRiddler> christina
23:00 <TheRiddler> I was cleaning
23:00 <couleurs> yeah italian champions and euro finalists... shit teams yep
23:00 <under> is melbourne a good team couleurs ?
24:00 <couleurs> nobody will go cos it's at the fucken mcg
24:00 <couleurs> idk our league is shit
24:00 <President_Trump> havent been euro finalists for over a year
24:00 <President_Trump> they wont get more than 50k
24:00 <President_Trump> will be a flop
24:00 <Doodle> ur face is a flop
25:00 <couleurs> RiP
25:00 <JackTheRipper> !seen dematerialised
25:00 <GoldSpade> hes an asshole
25:00 <Clarkson> my ass is getting plump
26:00 <President_Trump> lolz
26:00 <couleurs> :D
27:00 <under> well
27:00 <under> its bad
28:00 <under> you should go watching juve
28:00 <President_Trump> !seen dematerialised
28:00 <couleurs> Make Me
33:00 <under> http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/07/14/pokemon-go-milford-police/87107334/
33:00 <under> lol
38:00 <couleurs> ok
41:00 <couleurs> is there lots of people playing pokeman in italy
42:00 <under> 3ye
42:00 <under> ye
42:00 <under> s
42:00 <couleurs> oawk
44:00 <under> dunno what to do today
46:00 <couleurs> play FiFa on PS4
46:00 <dematerialised> take the kids to the zoo
47:00 <under> lol fifa
47:00 <under> i dont have it
48:00 <under> i could work tho
48:00 <dematerialised> liek rhianna?
48:00 <dematerialised> she loves to werk werk werk werk werk
49:00 <under> yes
49:00 <under> twerk on black cock
50:00 <couleurs> :p
51:00 <dematerialised> it's a shame, she's such a gorgeous woman, why does she have to be so black
52:00 <under> cause shes from central america
56:00 <couleurs> #blackwivesmater
57:00 <Serenity> #Blacktiesmatter
59:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOGZzbta1nM
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Commodore Driver runs red light and hits Velostar - Traralgon VIC Views: 290 Uploader: Dash Cam Owners Australia Uploaded: Jul 17, 2016 Duration: 0m38s Rating: 4.65
59:00 <dematerialised> steeeeee-rike!
59:00 <couleurs> fucken commie drivers
00:00 <couleurs> Move Out Da Way Bich, Move Out Da Way
06:00 <GoldSpade> that nerdygirl is not quite right
06:00 <dematerialised> its a dude in a frock
12:00 <TheRiddler> sif
13:00 <TheRiddler> also I have pizza
14:00 <Serenity> mmm pizza
19:00 <amelia> PIZZA
20:00 <faux> PizzaBabe
20:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> come look at me pepperonis
20:00 <faux> pix
20:00 <dematerialised> ok
21:00 <faux> me sis is currently obsessed w putting my lip balm on me lips
21:00 <faux> aka all over me face
21:00 <faux> so greasy rn
21:00 <dematerialised> you're all lubed up
21:00 <faux> this must be what kunnys face feels like
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <dematerialised> a great injustice has been done
28:00 <Loof> to your mother
28:00 <Loof> i'm out
28:00 <dematerialised> HAHAAH
28:00 <dematerialised> poor guy
28:00 <couleurs> such a retard
28:00 <faux> wtf 
28:00 <faux> why is he so weird
29:00 <dematerialised> his tears provide the lube my ass so desperately requires
29:00 <faux> literally quits every time his wife walks in 
29:00 <faux> no dount
29:00 <faux> doubt
29:00 <dematerialised> oh no this latest thing is he wont be in the channel while i am talking
30:00 <couleurs> agreed.
30:00 <dematerialised> he's having a big cry because i told him he was a fuckwit
31:00 <couleurs> he h8 me cos i'm 2 kool 4 skool
31:00 <couleurs> but doesn't every1?
31:00 <faux> lolllllllllllll
31:00 <couleurs> Yes.
31:00 <dematerialised> i love you couleurs its ok
31:00 <dematerialised> you brighten up my irc expriences
31:00 <faux> just talk forever 
32:00 <faux> problerm solvered
32:00 <couleurs> thank
32:00 <dematerialised> me neighbour came over to look at me deck
32:00 <faux> hot
32:00 <couleurs> cool
33:00 <faux> i miss me neighbours 
33:00 <dematerialised> need to poop bbs
33:00 <faux> ok
33:00 <couleurs> ok
35:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
36:00 <faux> ye i have a pimple
36:00 <faux> kill me nos
36:00 <faux> w
37:00 <couleurs> where at
37:00 <faux> me chin
37:00 <faux> i get 1 every month
37:00 <couleurs> aye cucumber
37:00 <faux> when i get me p's
37:00 <faux> its so ugly
37:00 <couleurs> you still driven on your p's? fuk
37:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <couleurs> HeHEhe
38:00 <couleurs> Pimpel Poppin'
40:00 <TheRiddler> pimply the best
40:00 <couleurs> braces n pimply
40:00 <couleurs> ;)
42:00 <faux> me irl https://imgur.com/vjmPnQi
43:00 <nubbymcnu> me irl
44:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/zPBIrty.jpg
44:00 <couleurs> cool
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
04:00 <dematerialised> gonna make you sssssssweat!
05:00 <British^Meat> been ridin?
05:00 <Serenity> nah went for a run
06:00 <dematerialised> having a hot shower was the best idea i ever had
06:00 <dematerialised> feel so energetic now
06:00 <dematerialised> like i could fight a bear
06:00 <dematerialised> i've got my retard strength meter full
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La La La Long).mp3 (3.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:45)
07:00 <amelia> you started running Serenity?
07:00 <Serenity> my version of running lol probably not yours
08:00 <Doodle> she saw me sneaking up on her
08:00 <Doodle> :(
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13686517_10154434845558945_4358700669694784725_n.png?oh=44785b474c7fdb4d07d40851edb59f37&oe=5824D6BF
08:00 <amelia> still bike or tryin somethin new?
08:00 <TheRiddler> run untill a pokemon appears
08:00 <Serenity> yer i switch it up between riding, treadmill and weights
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <amelia> nice
10:00 <couleurs> me 2
10:00 <Serenity> did 11km/h for a few mins then walk at 7km/h for a few mins then 11 then 7
10:00 <Serenity> etc cause i cant run continuously for 30 mins lol
11:00 <amelia> kinda like interval training?
11:00 <Serenity> yer i guess
12:00 <amelia> 11km/h is decent starting point
13:00 <Serenity> considering i used to struggle walking 5km an hour lol its ok
13:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13730931_10155012133158032_6401260357491094262_o.jpg that were my ride today
13:00 <President_Trump> !seen captain_hook
13:00 <British^Meat> Ive been getting right into Geocaching
14:00 <amelia> that looks pretty British^Meat
14:00 <British^Meat> I think im hooked
15:00 <Serenity> hae you found anything cool
15:00 <Serenity> do you leave stuff?
15:00 <British^Meat> i found 3 today
15:00 <British^Meat> ive left notes and one trinket
16:00 <British^Meat> lol i had nothing to give so b4 i went out i just grabbed random shit
16:00 <Serenity> haha
16:00 <British^Meat> one was a stormtrooper tin of mints (empty)
16:00 <Serenity> i will do it one day
16:00 <British^Meat> the other was a kinder surprise i had laying around :)
16:00 <Serenity> haha cool
17:00 <British^Meat> its weird though...
17:00 <British^Meat> coz i feel like a creeper when im looking for them
17:00 <British^Meat> it looks pretty dodgy :/
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <Serenity> searching around for stuff no one else knows is there
18:00 <Serenity> ITS OK IM JUST LOOKING FOR A NICE PLACE FOR A BODY... i mean.. trinkets
19:00 <British^Meat> lol yer
19:00 <British^Meat> a couple watched me find the last one im sure
19:00 <British^Meat> it was in a park, and the clue was "slip slop slap, slide!"
19:00 <amelia> IN THE SUN ON THE SLIDE
19:00 <amelia> WHERE WAS IT
19:00 <British^Meat> and i found it under a slide and they watched me fish it out, put something in it for a few mins and then put it back under the slide
20:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if they went to check on it after id gone
20:00 <amelia> its freakin frustrating when you cant find it
20:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
20:00 <British^Meat> i found that today, i got annoyed coz i was right on it, but i couldnt find shit
21:00 <Serenity> is there an app for this?
21:00 <Serenity> how do you find the locations
21:00 <amelia> its geocache app
21:00 <British^Meat> jah
21:00 <amelia> it gives you coordinates
21:00 <British^Meat> they are shown on the map, and it gives you GPS coordinates
21:00 <Serenity> ace
22:00 <amelia> and you can go thru other peoples comments for tips n stuff if cant find it
22:00 <British^Meat> yeh thats what i did
22:00 <British^Meat> coz vodafone gps is pretty useless out here TBH
23:00 <British^Meat> but as long as youre in the general area you can pretty much find it, the clues are helpful
24:00 <Serenity> imma check it
24:00 <Serenity> might be fun to do with the kids
24:00 <amelia> fun and frustrating
24:00 <amelia> some are fucked
25:00 <British^Meat> did u get a premium account?
25:00 <British^Meat> im thinking about it...
25:00 <amelia> nah jus normal
25:00 <British^Meat> same
25:00 <amelia> i only done it few times
25:00 <British^Meat> i found a premium one today but i couldnt log it
25:00 <amelia> if did it more then prob would tho
26:00 <amelia> there's so many around its nuts
27:00 <British^Meat> yup yup
27:00 <British^Meat> Im sorta country, so there are a fair few premiums
28:00 <Serenity> er
29:00 <Serenity> anyway as i was trying to say
29:00 <Serenity> theres heaps around here!
39:00 <couleurs> r u guys watchen charlies angles full frontal 2
42:00 <Serenity> ummm does?
43:00 <couleurs> ok
43:00 <Toast> frontal or throttle?
43:00 <couleurs> Yes.
45:00 <Toast> unfortunately not
50:00 <TheRiddler> wb fairyflos
50:00 <fairyflos> tenks
50:00 <TheRiddler> yw
50:00 <fairyflos> just had some tuna
50:00 <TheRiddler> nice
50:00 <fairyflos> nom
50:00 <TheRiddler> I had pizza
50:00 <fairyflos> i like that i can brush me teef and have peppermint tea and it doesnt taste weird
50:00 <fairyflos> toothpaste tea
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <fairyflos> o yum what topping
51:00 <TheRiddler> pulled beef n hickory bbq
51:00 <TheRiddler> hickery even
51:00 <TheRiddler> hickory was right spelling
52:00 <TheRiddler> was pretty nice
52:00 <fairyflos> loh yeah
52:00 <President_Trump> hi 0,0 christina
53:00 <TheRiddler> go die already President_Trump
53:00 <President_Trump> lol wtf?
53:00 <TheRiddler> you heard me
54:00 <Serenity> yew erd moi
55:00 <fairyflos> hi
55:00 <fairyflos> sissy is sleeping next to me tonight ehe
55:00 <TheRiddler> aww
55:00 <TheRiddler> dont kick her too hard
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <President_Trump> what is her name fairyflos?
57:00 <fairyflos> nunya bizness m8
57:00 <Serenity> .
58:00 <President_Trump> ok fine then 0,0 christina 
58:00 <fairyflos> did you just find out my name
58:00 <fairyflos> why are you using it so much
58:00 <fairyflos> lol
00:00 <President_Trump> i thought your name was Akilah
00:00 <Accuracy> [21:55:57] <President_Trump> http://oi68.tinypic.com/1ifzg5.jpg [21:53:17] <President_Trump> http://oi68.tinypic.com/1ifzg5.jpg
00:00 <Accuracy> little bit of a funny person
00:00 <fairyflos> nah its fatima
01:00 <fairyflos> lol @ josh
01:00 <fairyflos> is he still around
01:00 <President_Trump> of course
01:00 <Accuracy> hopefully not.
01:00 <Accuracy> yeah cause trump knows everything.. dickwad.
02:00 <President_Trump> i know that josh is still around
02:00 <President_Trump> lol
02:00 <Accuracy> yeah well tell him to come play
02:00 <President_Trump> i was talking to him a bit before actually
03:00 <President_Trump> he was eating pizza
03:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:00 <fairyflos> ehy doesnt he join here anymore
03:00 <Accuracy> cause he's a loser.
04:00 <fairyflos> ok
04:00 <Accuracy> even moreso than melbourne during winter.
04:00 <fairyflos> good chat
04:00 <Serenity> hes banned in here
04:00 <fairyflos> ohh
04:00 <President_Trump> lol Accuracy is fiesty
04:00 <fairyflos> i had no idea
04:00 <British^Meat> but the BW ban still lives on.....
04:00 <fairyflos> eho is BW
04:00 <President_Trump> i didnt know he was banned but he was probably raging on telling everyone he was going to murder and rape them
04:00 <Serenity> you get zlined for saying his name
04:00 <fairyflos> huhu bro
05:00 <fairyflos> cops at my house 
05:00 <fairyflos> LULZ
05:00 <fairyflos> ^5
05:00 <Accuracy> who the fuck is BW?
05:00 <fairyflos> Big Willy
05:00 <Accuracy> and that is..
05:00 <Serenity> blue walrus
05:00 <fairyflos> Doodle: 
05:00 <Accuracy> wow
05:00 <Accuracy> hey nate
06:00 <fairyflos> who shit in your dinner Accuracy 
06:00 <Accuracy> it's 10pm
06:00 <Accuracy> what dinner?
06:00 <fairyflos> u seem a bit upset
06:00 <fairyflos> i didnt say youre eating it now WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO DUMB
06:00 <President_Trump> i will be having my HAM & CHEESE CROISSANT soon
06:00 <Accuracy> oh are you that stupid short bitch no one gives a fuck about?
06:00 <Clarkson> Digerati: who gives a flying fuck who does drugs and who dont
06:00 <Serenity> roflll
06:00 <fairyflos> LOL
07:00 <fairyflos> yum i want a croissant
07:00 <Serenity> stupid short bitch
07:00 <fairyflos> SSB
07:00 <President_Trump> ill make you one Akilah
07:00 <Serenity> thats def your new name
07:00 <Serenity> ssb
07:00 <fairyflos> call me akilah again and youre band m8
08:00 <Accuracy> should've checked the time, could've had a heads up about lesbian fuckwit hour..
08:00 <fairyflos> why does everyone think im a lesbian
08:00 <fairyflos> LOL
08:00 <fairyflos> hes like the third person on here
08:00 <fairyflos> or she
08:00 <fairyflos> idk what it is
09:00 <Serenity> rofllllll
09:00 <Serenity> lezzo
09:00 <fairyflos> lolll
09:00 <fairyflos> tonguefuck a few boxes and youre automatically a les
09:00 <fairyflos> sheesh
10:00 <fairyflos> https://imgur.com/vjmPnQi
10:00 <fairyflos> President_Trump irl
11:00 <Serenity> fairyflos will have you know she is also a lover of tonging the cocks too
11:00 <Clarkson> get off my dick Bitch^Meat
12:00 <Serenity> tonguing?
12:00 <Serenity> i dunnooo
13:00 <fairyflos> ye
14:00 <fairyflos> dont mind ticklin some dickholes
14:00 <British^Meat> oh god, that sounds like something melon head would have said Clarkson
14:00 <Clarkson> juciest italian pussy
14:00 <Serenity> im gonna look at who said it
15:00 <British^Meat> yer
15:00 <fairyflos> british sausage still makes me laugh
15:00 <British^Meat> he always used to say that....
15:00 <fairyflos> i forget who said it
15:00 <TheRiddler> trump said it last night
15:00 <Serenity> i buy british sausages from coles
15:00 <British^Meat> CUMberland
16:00 <TheRiddler> he likes the taste of sausage that trump
16:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
17:00 <Serenity> [2:35pm] <PandasDontDrive> get off my dick Bitch^Meat
17:00 <Clarkson> He isn???t a good source of anything except maybe poop and a few laughs at his expense. 
17:00 <amelia> gnite cereals
17:00 <British^Meat> lol, called it
17:00 <British^Meat> classic pandas
17:00 <MrMark> sexy
17:00 <Accuracy> I had a lizard for 2 weeks and named it skinky_j
18:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllll @ Bitch^Meat
18:00 <British^Meat> he was like proper mental
18:00 <Accuracy> how is bitch meat funny?
18:00 <Serenity> i like looking up clarky quotes to see who said it
18:00 <Clarkson> only ppl ive ever seen fuck off up weed are pedofiles
18:00 <Accuracy> british and bitch don't even rhyme..
18:00 <Clarkson> do you think im gay ?
18:00 <President_Trump> i just like laughing Accuracy i am a very happy person
18:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <Accuracy> I think you're very 'touched' in all honesty..
19:00 <President_Trump> is josh allowed back in? he needs a bit of a lift up
19:00 <Serenity> show us on the teddy where you were touched
19:00 <Accuracy> he lift himself up if they don't let him back in
19:00 <Accuracy> he's a fkn retard.
20:00 <President_Trump> if josh could spill his heart out to fauxy and read her poems for 2 or 3 hours it might be the thing that saves him
20:00 <Serenity> would you fuck off trump
20:00 <British^Meat> a pro a prose
20:00 <Accuracy> good luck to tina.
21:00 <President_Trump> hi to you too Serenity
21:00 <amelia> stupid loose spastic cword
21:00 <fairyflos> TINA
21:00 <Serenity> you fucked it hamelia
21:00 <fairyflos> is Accuracy bobblehead
21:00 <Serenity> could be who knows
21:00 <fairyflos> hes teh only tard that calls me tina
21:00 <amelia> i can't say the cword unless I'm proper mad
21:00 <amelia> its she
22:00 <Serenity> seems too coherent to be bobblehead
22:00 <President_Trump> who is bobblehead?
22:00 <British^Meat> President_Trump is just doing his JackTheRipper impression
22:00 <British^Meat> badly
22:00 <fairyflos> agreed sez
22:00 <amelia> trump is biggest gossip queen
23:00 <Serenity> hes just a shit stirer
23:00 <TheRiddler> aww cute
23:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure he sits there touching himself pasting peoples lines back n forth
23:00 <fairyflos> lollll
23:00 <TheRiddler> politemelia
23:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
24:00 <President_Trump> amelia to answer your question the funnier it is the longer it gets held down
24:00 <fairyflos> lmaooo @ amelia being polite
24:00 <amelia> i didn't ask a question you dumb ranga shit head
24:00 <fairyflos> rofl
24:00 <fairyflos> case in point 
24:00 <amelia> wot i am always polite
24:00 <President_Trump> im answering the question from yesterday, sorry for it being a bit late
24:00 <Serenity> ...
24:00 <Serenity> this cunt
24:00 <Accuracy> I love amelia's hatred of rangas
24:00 <fairyflos> lmao
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
25:00 <Accuracy> I admire it.
25:00 <TheRiddler> who is Accuracy again
25:00 <fairyflos> i admire your absence 
25:00 <Serenity> we dont know who it is
25:00 <President_Trump> no one for you to worry about Fiddler
25:00 <fairyflos> idk he seems pollocky
25:00 <Serenity> does it matter
25:00 <Accuracy> yeah who is that Accuracy person
25:00 <fairyflos> but hes not capslocking words after commas
25:00 <fairyflos> so im lost
25:00 <Serenity> we dont have a pokedex full of ircers
25:00 <fairyflos> llol
25:00 <President_Trump> its not pollock lol
26:00 <fairyflos> faux CP 3929272038494
26:00 <Serenity> loll
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <fairyflos> what would evolve into
26:00 <fairyflos> i*
26:00 <President_Trump> stop being a slut bobblehead
26:00 <Clarkson> Blood sugar sex magik was their best album
26:00 <Serenity> you dont even know who bobblehead is trump stfu
26:00 <Serenity> fuckkkkkkkkk
26:00 <fairyflos> LOL
27:00 <Clarkson> anyway RosePorteus, I've hated West Coast since we pwned them in the '91 GF... they turned into wankers after that... winning the '92 GF didn't help them calm their shit down either
29:00 <fairyflos> ok matthew
29:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ fairyflos
29:00 <fairyflos> lolollllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <President_Trump> do u think that team was overrated Clarkson?
29:00 <Clarkson> Who the fuck is that
29:00 <TheRiddler> 91 was hawks
32:00 <amelia> stasheh
32:00 <TheRiddler> yes
32:00 <TheRiddler> ?
33:00 <couleurs> go da dees
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai Cath^
33:00 <President_Trump> hi Cath^
33:00 <Cath^> hi TheRiddler
34:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^ 
34:00 <Cath^> hi President_Trump
34:00 <Cath^> hi couleurs
35:00 <TheRiddler> mamamelia
35:00 <fairyflos> camelian
38:00 <TheRiddler> amelia is a camel :p 
38:00 <TheRiddler> spits in your face
38:00 <TheRiddler> and laughs
39:00 <fairyflos> lol
40:00 <amelia> accurate
40:00 <Serenity> hes a dementor ok
40:00 <fairyflos> who
41:00 <Serenity> shes**
41:00 <fairyflos> oh
42:00 <amelia> are you speaking harry potter again
42:00 <amelia> you are prob the 2nd biggest harry potter dork I've come across
42:00 <Serenity> thats not my problem mate
42:00 <amelia> godamnit
43:00 <TheRiddler> who's the biggest
43:00 <amelia> one of my friends, she doesn't shut the fuck up about it even when i tell her shut the fuck up
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Serenity> goo
44:00 <Serenity> good
44:00 <Serenity> she sounds tops
44:00 <fairyflos> good lass
44:00 <TheRiddler> is she available :p
44:00 <amelia> she is very much single yas
44:00 <amelia> she recently lost a lot of weight as well actually
44:00 <TheRiddler> cool
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> I have a friend who's a big harry potter nerd
46:00 <amelia> we can hook them up
46:00 <Serenity> im not that big of a hp nerd
46:00 <TheRiddler> is your friend bi
46:00 <Serenity> i mean.. ive watched the movies about a million times and read the books through about 6 times
46:00 <amelia> you say A LOT of hp references
46:00 <TheRiddler> because my friend is a girl lol
46:00 <Serenity> but thats about it
46:00 <amelia> ohhhh
47:00 <amelia> i don't think she is bi no
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <Serenity> a lot.. like.. 2?
47:00 <amelia> like at least 9
47:00 <Serenity> rofl and call i can remember is the dementor
47:00 <Serenity> because you are one irl
47:00 <fairyflos> lol
47:00 <amelia> you called me some other thing from it too
47:00 <fairyflos> soul sucker 
47:00 <amelia> it starts with a p
47:00 <Serenity> NO clarky quotes someone saying you did a patronus
47:00 <Clarkson> time for kitteh sex
47:00 <TheRiddler> faux is the biggest hp nerd here
47:00 <Serenity> and i said what your patronus was
47:00 <amelia> also another thing you called me from it but you call me so many things i forgrt
47:00 <fairyflos> excuse me
47:00 <Serenity> which is a squid btw
48:00 <amelia> YAH CLARKY WAS QUOTING YOU
48:00 <Clarkson> and fuck you
48:00 <Serenity> it wasnt me you fuck
48:00 <amelia> damn it why am i squid
48:00 <amelia> and the fuck is a dementor
48:00 <amelia> i am very sweet
48:00 <Serenity> ive explained it to you like 3 times now
48:00 <Serenity> IM NOT EXPLAINING IT AGAIN
48:00 <amelia> a dementor?
48:00 <amelia> i haf bad memory
48:00 <Serenity> yes
49:00 <amelia> are you sure you've explained it @ me
49:00 <TheRiddler> they're black shapes that steal souls with a kiss
49:00 <Serenity> yes
49:00 <amelia> i feel like i would remember
49:00 <TheRiddler> and asorb happiness
49:00 <Serenity> FFS ASH that is far too simplistic
49:00 <amelia> WOT
49:00 <amelia> you callin me a black shape
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <Serenity> they are creatures that humans cant see and they steal all the happiness out of the room and then they suck your soul out thgrough your mouth
50:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it they do it with a kiss
50:00 <Serenity> its called a kiss its not a real kiss
50:00 <Serenity> they dont stick their tongues down ur throat
50:00 <Serenity> LOL FUCK IT WAS ME
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
50:00 <amelia> ok well that doesn't sound like me @ all
50:00 <Serenity> [5:25pm] <13@Serenity> fuck amelia just cast a patronus and she will run liek da wind
50:00 <Serenity> [5:26pm] * immutable hears johninjas truck rev up
50:00 <Serenity> [5:26pm] <10amelia> wotdahexagon is a patronus
50:00 <Serenity> [5:26pm] <10amelia> harry potter geek
51:00 <fairyflos> lool
51:00 <amelia> I knew it was you
51:00 <Serenity> [5:26pm] <13@Serenity> asks what it is.. knows its from harry potter
51:00 <Serenity> [5:26pm] <13@Serenity> YOU CUNT
51:00 <TheRiddler> I only remembered what it was called
51:00 <amelia> no one else drops hp references about me they jus call me a straight up bitch
51:00 <Serenity> i do that too
52:00 <TheRiddler> there's another creature in a book series that kisses to steal souls
52:00 <Serenity> is it about amelia
52:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
52:00 <amelia> I would not use my lips to steal someones soul
52:00 <TheRiddler> there's maltesers ice cream
52:00 <amelia> i would jus kick them in the head
52:00 <TheRiddler> *malteesers
52:00 <amelia> n stomp it out
53:00 <fairyflos> maltesers is correct 
53:00 <fairyflos> yumm
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <fairyflos> iwant some
53:00 <Serenity> i want a whole bag of maltesers
53:00 <TheRiddler> I just saw an ad about it
54:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker better be writing all these things down to feed me @ hospital
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> they're doing desserts on master chef atm
56:00 <TheRiddler> 1 did a mint 1
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot I have mint oreo in the cupboard
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <amelia> there's mint oreo?
57:00 <TheRiddler> the cadbury chocolate mint oreo
58:00 <TheRiddler> but yes there is also mint oreo biscuits
59:00 <President_Trump> dont forget the mcflurry with oreos
59:00 <amelia> dont forget to fuck off
59:00 <TheRiddler> ^
59:00 <President_Trump> dont talk to TheRiddler like that
06:00 <Serenity> owwwwwww bloody nipple bar just met the loofa/shower puff thing
07:00 <Cath^> eek
07:00 <Cath^> bye bye nipple
08:00 <Serenity> yah almost
17:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ p how was your day?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> What is a loofa/shower puff thibg?
19:00 <Tim-Sim> gAnd what is something I can make with rice?
20:00 <Serenity> http://www.magforwomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/6-benefits-of-scrubbing-with-a-loofah.jpg
21:00 <Tim-Sim> I see
27:00 <GoldSpade> all asleeep huh
28:00 <GoldSpade> fax
28:00 <GoldSpade> out of the woodwork
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2320615211294858/
37:00 <President_Trump> u know when i jumped out of that plane faux?
37:00 <faux> no
37:00 <President_Trump> u know sky diving
38:00 <President_Trump> u posted some vid
38:00 <President_Trump> this is President_Trump
39:00 <faux> yes
39:00 <Serenity> PIVOT
39:00 <President_Trump> well i took some pics for u when i jumped
39:00 <TheRiddler> once more without a parachute
40:00 <President_Trump> https://sli.mg/a/md0kqd
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> idiot 
46:00 <GoldSpade> haha
46:00 <GoldSpade> thats so funny
46:00 <GoldSpade> heh
46:00 <President_Trump> fauxy
46:00 <President_Trump> that is going to be the height of THE WALL
46:00 <faux> shoosh
48:00 <TheRiddler> Trump you make grade schoolers look smart
48:00 <President_Trump> the wall just got 10 feet higher!
49:00 <GoldSpade> probably Trump crop circles as well
50:00 <Serenity> one has to wonder.... does he actually think hes trump
51:00 <President_Trump> hang on a second...
51:00 <President_Trump> do u actually think i am not trump?
51:00 <Serenity> no i know you arent trump
51:00 <President_Trump> why not? we are both as dumb as each other and we are both hitler
52:00 <Serenity> does
52:00 <President_Trump> !seen captain_hook
53:00 <TheRiddler> he's trump he's trump he's trump what's in his head
53:00 <President_Trump> if ivanka were not my daughter i would probably be dating her!
53:00 <TheRiddler> he's trump he's trump he's trump may aswell be brain dead
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA
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