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00:00 <Student> that is some dummy driving the car :P
03:00 <couleurs> :p
03:00 <Student> ha ha
03:00 <Student> the voice was sexy though 
03:00 <Loof> get out Student
04:00 <Student> i am out
08:00 <couleurs> HeHE
08:00 <Student> lol
08:00 <Student> it helped him right? ;)
12:00 <couleurs> Right.
18:00 <couleurs> pokemans combine!!!!!!
20:00 <Student> ummm
20:00 <Student> welcome back pirayte
21:00 <pirayte> hi
22:00 <Student> hry
22:00 <Student> hey :)
27:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/LEGv13E.png
28:00 <Doodle> dats wacist
29:00 <couleurs> :)
33:00 <pirayte> ^ loser
33:00 <couleurs> ^ u
34:00 <Maurice> Well then
34:00 <pirayte> Loof is back for some sex
34:00 <Loof> just had some ;)
35:00 <pirayte> who did you have sex with?
35:00 <Loof> put her ass to sleep
35:00 <Clarkson> giving people shit ftw
35:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
35:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
35:00 <Loof> peaches of course
35:00 <Loof> ty trumpy :)
35:00 <President_Trump> Loof Serenity said it was just a misunderstanding, is this true?
35:00 <Loof> which?
36:00 <Loof> i hate demat
36:00 <President_Trump> your tiff with demut
36:00 <Loof> i will never quit hounding him
36:00 <Loof> he will pay
36:00 <pirayte> dematerialised is a loser
36:00 <pirayte> and a pedo
36:00 <Loof> agreed
36:00 <President_Trump> he is chasing pokemons atm
36:00 <pirayte> he actually thinks he can get amelia
36:00 <pirayte> and its pathetic
36:00 <Loof> he wont get amelia
36:00 <Loof> tried to tell me he's not interested in her
36:00 <pirayte> she is despo enough but not enough for him
36:00 <Loof> yeah right
36:00 <Loof> he wants her
37:00 <Loof> so bad
37:00 <Loof> he lies
37:00 <pirayte> everytime she comes on he is shortly to follow
37:00 <pirayte> like pollock and jen
37:00 <President_Trump> lol nah
37:00 <President_Trump> he wants her more
37:00 <Loof> he wants her bad
37:00 <President_Trump> at least polls got jen for a bit
37:00 <President_Trump> demut never will
37:00 <Loof> be carefull tho guys, mau.... will ban
37:00 <Loof> she loves h im
38:00 <couleurs> The Three Stooges.
39:00 <couleurs> ;)
39:00 <pirayte> lol
40:00 <pirayte> Maurice is a loser
40:00 <Loof> :)
40:00 <pirayte> imagine growing up with her as your mum
40:00 <pirayte> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
40:00 <pirayte> "mum what u doing"
40:00 <pirayte> "ohh just on irc son"
40:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <couleurs> :o
43:00 <Loof> you watch him any minute now... oh the three loser trolls where having a bitch about me: Loof, pliv and trumpy
43:00 <Loof> fucking demat
43:00 <Clarkson> ill fucking hot
43:00 <pirayte> he does
43:00 <pirayte> i dont even need to be here to find out
43:00 <pirayte> ppl tell me he cries
43:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <pirayte> LOL
44:00 <pirayte> http://i.imgur.com/jJFmKr3.jpg
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <Loof> bahahaha
45:00 <Loof> !
45:00 <pirayte> nice bathroom for apparently a guy who is mega rich
45:00 <pirayte> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <Loof> exactly what i was thinking
45:00 <pirayte> looks like my gfs houso bathroom
45:00 <Loof> green sink
45:00 <pirayte> infact not even that is that shit
45:00 <Loof> sing from the 60s
45:00 <Loof> yet he's "loaded"
46:00 <pirayte> thats like 1970s curry unit
46:00 <Loof> yep lol
46:00 <pirayte> he eats subway for dinner
46:00 <pirayte> yet is rich
46:00 <pirayte> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <pirayte> he was asking how to cook and egg
46:00 <Loof> he's so full of shit
46:00 <Loof> i can't wait till he's exposed
46:00 <Loof> and has a big irc breakdown
46:00 <Loof> it will be lool
46:00 <Loof> it will happen
47:00 <pirayte> indeed
47:00 <Loof> demat's day of reckoning
47:00 <pirayte> its going to happen
47:00 <Loof> i know :)
47:00 <pirayte> him and amelia and the others
47:00 <pirayte> time will tell
47:00 <pirayte> ;)
47:00 <Loof> ye
47:00 <Loof> brb :)
50:00 <couleurs> coooool
51:00 <faux> Next 
52:00 <couleurs> ExPoSiNG da TruEth
52:00 <faux> lollll
52:00 <couleurs> every1 a pedo, fat and eats subweay on irc
52:00 <faux> oh subway
52:00 <faux> i thought itnwas red rooster
53:00 <faux> times a changin
53:00 <couleurs> no, that's just Tiggier
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <pirayte> couleurs most are yep
54:00 <couleurs> jesus it's windy now
54:00 <couleurs> the fucks going on out their
54:00 <couleurs> mywindy
54:00 <TheRiddler> it's very windy
55:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
58:00 <President_Trump> on an all night bender kate?
58:00 <President_Trump> ice must be good 
59:00 <pirayte> she is on ice
59:00 <pirayte> like her family is
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you love ice!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I start suggesting you have legit brain damage from your ice use and you start saying I use ice…
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
01:00 <couleurs> yep, they're even bad trolls now
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
01:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
01:00 <Loof> ty :)
01:00 <President_Trump> that is why amelia doesnt like him, coz he's LOW ENERGY
01:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
02:00 <TheRiddler> nm
02:00 <TheRiddler> you?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah same 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bed soon more than likely 
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <TheRiddler> cool
03:00 <Loof> demut lol
03:00 <Loof> awesome name for him :D
05:00 <pirayte> the funny thing is nobody is on ice
05:00 <pirayte> thats what funny
05:00 <pirayte> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:00 <Loof> wonder demut has a gambling problem, he seems like the type that would be a gambler for some reason
05:00 <Loof> i dunno
06:00 <GoldSpade> no they are on flakka
06:00 <Loof> someone who is really into money, lies about having money and actually has none
06:00 <Loof> hence the 60s bathroom sink
06:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll demut does have a 60s bathroom sink
06:00 <President_Trump> EXPOSED
06:00 <Loof> yeah even tho he's "loaded"
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSS all the trolling cunts are here!
06:00 <Loof> ye lol
06:00 <President_Trump> loof is a troll?
06:00 <Loof> he'll no doubt say i'm on something
07:00 <Loof> wich is more lies
07:00 <GoldSpade> maybe katatonic_kate01 would benefit with some flakka
07:00 <Loof> demat is on da flakka
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you can suck my dick
07:00 <Clarkson> if I saw one randomly I'd shit
07:00 <GoldSpade> you havent got a dick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have no idea
07:00 <GoldSpade> unless you are a a doubley
07:00 <Loof> hermy?
07:00 <GoldSpade> yeah 
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Tim-Sim> no lady would use the word 'cunt'?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
08:00 <Loof> who ever said kate was a lady ;P
08:00 <GoldSpade> only agrressive females say that
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, too many trolling cunts. I’m chatting else were
08:00 <Loof> ice trolls
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <GoldSpade> flakka trolls
08:00 <GoldSpade> wtf
08:00 <pirayte> lol
09:00 <pirayte> such a retard
09:00 <Loof> she's fucking mental
09:00 <President_Trump> kate is always telling everyone they are on ice, she is a big troll
09:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
09:00 <pirayte> she'
09:00 <couleurs> u guys r ruineing da channel i h8 u
09:00 <Loof> everyone is on ice that doesn't agree with her
09:00 <pirayte> she
09:00 <pirayte> she's just a loser
09:00 <pirayte> fat piece of shit
09:00 <Loof> agreed
09:00 <Loof> and ugly
09:00 <pirayte> complete nobody
09:00 <Loof> think she's a ginger too
09:00 <GoldSpade> rage quit
10:00 <GoldSpade> anyone got a pic of her
10:00 <Loof> i had one once but had to delete it was too foul
10:00 <GoldSpade> oh my hehe
10:00 <Loof> was putting me off my food
10:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
11:00 <Loof> brb kid has woken up
11:00 <faux> whos next
11:00 <couleurs> #MakeThisChannelGR8Again
11:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <faux> irclivesmatter 
12:00 <couleurs> thank u
12:00 <faux> yw
12:00 <faux> y u up so late
12:00 <couleurs> boy tonight has been the most uneventful night on irc ever
12:00 <couleurs> idk not feeling sleapy
12:00 <couleurs> n u
12:00 <faux> same
12:00 <faux> but now i am
13:00 <faux> so ill sleep soon
13:00 <couleurs> ok bi
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <faux> how rude
13:00 <couleurs> <amelia> night cereals
13:00 <faux> lllol
14:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
14:00 <faux> nup im boren tonight
14:00 <couleurs> make some shoes out of glue lately?
14:00 <faux> lol omg
15:00 <faux> he is nut
15:00 <faux> s
15:00 <President_Trump> whats cereals?
15:00 <faux> noyb
15:00 <couleurs> morning food, stupid!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Maurice> Damn, I missed my chance at banning Loof for couleurs bday
15:00 <faux> hell be back in like 3 minute
15:00 <couleurs> don't worry he'll be back soon
15:00 <President_Trump> why doesw 
15:00 <faux> ye
16:00 <President_Trump> why does he join leave join so much
16:00 <Maurice> Because his wife will bash him if she finds him on irc
16:00 <faux> maybe his wife walks in
16:00 <faux> ok im off 2 be
16:00 <President_Trump> the asian wife he knocked up?
16:00 <faux> d
16:00 <faux> goodnight amigos
16:00 <Maurice> Night
16:00 <Maurice> I'm going back to my show
16:00 <couleurs> i like to believe it's part of his fucked up personality
17:00 <couleurs> Bye!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <faux> xox gosep gurl
17:00 <couleurs> pretty little lizards
20:00 <Loof> couleurs is another retard
21:00 <Loof> his whole reputare is talking like a 16 year old school whore texting her friends back in the sms nokia days lol
22:00 <Loof> people think he's trying to be funny but he actually is an idiot
22:00 <Loof> and a total troll
23:00 <President_Trump> if he wants to be funny he should dress up in a pirate outfit
24:00 <Loof> Couleurs alwys talks lIk DIS & aL d idiots find it funy.
25:00 <Loof> a fucking internet translator can do that shit but idiots find him funny
25:00 <Clarkson> Thinking it's probably going to be a good idea to poop before I go.
28:00 <Loof> aL d whores wiL find U funy f U TLK lIk DIS hey couleurs, aka monsieur pissy pntz
28:00 <Loof> amelia does it too
29:00 <President_Trump> yeh but amelia is a wog and on a phone
29:00 <President_Trump> coulers thinks hes cool
29:00 <Loof> i'm amelia & i lIk guys w lots & lots of monEy hoo luv thR mothers
33:00 <Loof> bbl
34:00 <Student> nice action 
49:00 <dematerialised> christ almight
49:00 <dematerialised> loof has fucking lost it lol
49:00 <Student> come on, not the first time
50:00 <Student> get use to it
50:00 <dematerialised> nah he was ok when he came back on for a week or so
50:00 <dematerialised> i can only assume because he was taking his medication
50:00 <Student> oh
50:00 <dematerialised> i have a feeling he's not any more
50:00 <Student> too bad
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah
50:00 <dematerialised> he's nice when he's not being a retard
50:00 <Student> midlife crisis
51:00 <dematerialised> perhaps
53:00 <Student> how is it going at your end?
53:00 <dematerialised> things are fairly swell thanks for asking Student
53:00 <dematerialised> how about yourself? i noticed you weren gone for a while
53:00 <Student> no problem 
54:00 <Student> i was occupied
54:00 <dematerialised> i hope you weren't committing jihad
54:00 <Student> well jihad means effort, so in that case yes why not, always keep doing something , make an effort\
54:00 <dematerialised> haha
55:00 <Student> but i understand what you meant :P
55:00 <Student> going nutts is not jihad in the way of Allah, rather it is anti jihad idea
55:00 <dematerialised> correct
55:00 <Student> so yes, i was not doing THAT JIHAD 
55:00 <Student> the other jihad, 24/7
56:00 <dematerialised> sometimes you just need to jihad against yourself
57:00 <Student> sometimes? always until or unless you score a complete victory over yourself
57:00 <dematerialised> i would but i am lazy
57:00 <Student> after that, it is not internal fight 
57:00 <Student> you get lazy as you grow old?
57:00 <dematerialised> extremely
57:00 <dematerialised> well
57:00 <dematerialised> i do at least
58:00 <dematerialised> there's some out there that work theirselves to death
58:00 <dematerialised> i think they are silly
58:00 <Student> well i feel sorry for them but i understand what they are about
58:00 <Student> but being lazy is better than work oneself to death , i agree
58:00 <Student> better stop then dead ;)
59:00 <dematerialised> exactly
59:00 <dematerialised> why tire and break yourself early?
59:00 <Student> agreed
59:00 <Student> but you know the THRILL :P
00:00 <Student> againt it is a fight, only one can win 
00:00 <Student> when someone thinks they loose it, they end their lives
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah
01:00 <dematerialised> no point running in the red all the time
01:00 <Student> may be if they hang there , they might find a way out, who knows
02:00 <Student> but again there are down sides of hanging too long but atleast you are not dead
02:00 <dematerialised> as long as you're not hanging by your neck or your feet
02:00 <dematerialised> you're doing ok
02:00 <Student> ha ha
03:00 <Student> what about ramming your car to the wall or tree or a poll? is that ok too? :P
03:00 <dematerialised> seems a bit extreme and there's no guarantee it's going to work
03:00 <dematerialised> all you're going to do is hurt yourself and break a perfectly good car
03:00 <Student> nah, not the way 
04:00 <Student> better go 60 miles/hr than 140 
04:00 <Student> if not sure ;)
05:00 <dematerialised> it's past my bedtime, goodnight Student
06:00 <Student> GOOD night sir
06:00 <dematerialised> oh before i go
06:00 <dematerialised> [20:15:21] <Student> and it is about australian drug mafia etc etc
07:00 <dematerialised> underbelly
07:00 <dematerialised> ?
07:00 <Student> yap that underbelly
07:00 <Student> i just forget the name
07:00 <dematerialised> :) bye!
07:00 <Student> someone helped me ;P
07:00 <Student> bye , thanks
07:00 <Student>  :)
32:00 <pirayte> Serenity tell us about your 5 step plan
09:00 <Loof> arrrgh headache
09:00 <Loof> eryday
09:00 <Loof> makes me so grumpy
09:00 <Loof> no 3nd
11:00 <Loof> actually had a chick with half a brain behind the counter at mcdonalds for once
12:00 <Loof> usually i have to repeat my order 3 times before they can understand me and even then they still get it wrong
12:00 <Loof> fucking millennials 
13:00 <Loof> yes i know mcdonalds isn't healthy before anyone calls me a fat cunt i know i'm fat and i dont care sorry not sorry
16:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/13770428_10154103381442839_3785894631496773995_n.jpg?oh=bc68fcaca52a37c90713ccd1901e77fc&oe=57EA238C&__gda__=1478918733_c5bf7bfac421746085bdeed74216d808
17:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone cares that you eat maccas
17:00 <Serenity> lolll doodle
17:00 <Doodle> eheheh
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait did you go through the drive through Loof
19:00 <Serenity> i just got a message saying i have a new voice message.. except my phone didnt ring.. it was right next to me
20:00 <Serenity> i am so over this pos
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what type of phone is it Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> an s4
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ooooh yeah i got a note 4 and am having battery problems with it
21:00 <Serenity> They're decent phones, or rather were its just getting old n clunky now
23:00 <Loof> no i didn't go through the drivethrough i dont drive, car phobia
24:00 <Loof> s7 edges are nice, i has one
24:00 <Loof> the price isn't so nice tho
24:00 <Loof> :(
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im looking forward to november when i can upgrade to the Note 5
24:00 <Loof> nice
25:00 <Loof> samsung ftw
25:00 <Doodle> i heart me s5
25:00 <Serenity> ye unfortunately a new phone is low on the prioritoies of things i have to pay for atm
25:00 <Loof> money sucks
25:00 <Doodle> money is great
25:00 <Loof> if you have it
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <Loof> if you don't, not so great
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do but sadly after sept 1 i wont :(
26:00 <Loof> sorry to hear it man :(
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> going for a nut surgery and will loose close to $2500 to $4500 depending on if he goes both or 1
26:00 <Loof> oh fuck man :(
26:00 <Clarkson> that is  some funny shit
26:00 <Loof> fuck
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all for IVF but i will be out of action for 2 weeks
27:00 <Serenity> wait what nut surgery?
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no sitting for me
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i gotta have a micro surgery to extract sperm from my nuts
27:00 <Serenity> ooh
27:00 <Doodle> jesus
27:00 <Loof> we went and saw the ivf doc a week ago, told us our chances are 5%, said fuck it
27:00 <Serenity> that sounds painful
27:00 <Doodle> just have a wank like everyone else
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats not an option Doodle its already been ruled out to have no sperm coming from there
28:00 <Loof> our problem is age
28:00 <Doodle> problem?
28:00 <Doodle> sounds great to m
28:00 <Loof> we're 42 :(
28:00 <Doodle> e
28:00 <Serenity> some people want babies rob
28:00 <Serenity> rofl
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so the uroigist is going to explore my nuts to see if he can see any hidden in bubbles
28:00 <Doodle> oh
28:00 <Doodle> gross
28:00 <Loof> 5% chance of conception
28:00 <Doodle> the babies thing i mean
29:00 <Serenity> chances decrease a lot after 35 specially in women
29:00 <Loof> after 36 ivf success rates falls like a mother fucker
29:00 <Clarkson> if the fucking idiot had of looked closer and seen the enviroment it was in he could of seen it was rusty and obviously snapped due to that
29:00 <Loof> yeah
29:00 <Doodle> really?
29:00 <Doodle> wooooo
29:00 <Doodle> i'm 37
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im 36 this year so mine are dropping like a nun on heat
29:00 <Doodle> so win
29:00 <Serenity> your fertility halves when you turn 35ish
29:00 <Loof> how old is she snoops?
29:00 <Doodle> REALLY
29:00 <Doodle> omg
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 35 this year
29:00 <Loof> ah fuck good luck man
29:00 <Serenity> rofl
29:00 <Loof> hope it goes well
29:00 <Doodle> all of em
29:00 <Doodle> unused
30:00 <Serenity> ya'll can have my ovaries
30:00 <Serenity> im done with them
30:00 <Loof> she got preg through ivf at 36
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes as fertile as all fuck Loof
30:00 <Loof> nice!
30:00 <Doodle> ehehe
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when the doctor did the egg extraction from her they got 14 eggs from her
30:00 <Loof> oh wow!
30:00 <Loof> that's heaps
30:00 <Doodle> thats a big omelette
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Doodle
30:00 <Loof> get her on the royal jelly tablets and folate man
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 7 were muture enough to be frozen
30:00 <Doodle> ye and stick her in a pen all day so she doesnt move much
30:00 <Loof> nice
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Doodle
31:00 <Serenity> i should donate my eggs
31:00 <Doodle> u can get those cow holder things they use to clamp cows with before they stun them
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Doodle> stick her in one of those
31:00 <Loof> rofl
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lmao
32:00 <Loof> i might have a crim record too, which means no ivf anyway
32:00 <Loof> for threatening to kill my wife lol
32:00 <Loof> then she got an avo
33:00 <Loof> which i breached cause i had nowhere to go
33:00 <Doodle> thats why i dont have a wife cos that would be my life
33:00 <Loof> all fun and games
33:00 <Loof> ye lol
34:00 <Loof> i tried to check if i have a crim record but the website was completely shit so i had to get a refund
34:00 <Loof> still dont know if i do
34:00 <Loof> oh well
34:00 <Doodle> cant u just get a police check
34:00 <Loof> yeah that's what i tried to do
35:00 <Loof> they make you pay $35
35:00 <Loof> but then their website didn't work
35:00 <Loof> straya
35:00 <Doodle> u can do it by post
35:00 <Loof> ah
36:00 <Loof> might try that
36:00 <Loof> do they still charge you?
36:00 <Doodle> ye
36:00 <Loof> i'll do it anyway
36:00 <Loof> thanks man
36:00 <Loof> i'll get on to that
36:00 <Doodle> nps
37:00 <Serenity> im surrounded by sleeping cats
38:00 <Serenity> they always look so comfy
38:00 <Doodle> are they tonguing each others earholes lovingly again
38:00 <Serenity> ahahah not today
38:00 <Doodle> lol homos
38:00 <Loof> yummy earwax
38:00 <Serenity> binx tried to hump homer again yesterday tho
38:00 <Doodle> well he is a rabbit
39:00 <Serenity> i need to get him fixed lol
39:00 <Loof> is that that cat you have that is the size of a dog?
39:00 <Serenity> no thats turbo
39:00 <Serenity> binx is a rabbit
39:00 <Loof> such a cool cat
39:00 <Loof> ah
40:00 <Loof> i'd love a pet panther
40:00 <Loof> but straya
40:00 <Serenity> haha
40:00 <Serenity> house cats do enough damage to your stuff a panther would shred everything
40:00 <Loof> yeah lol but imagine how badass you'd look walking one down the street
41:00 <Doodle> in bandages
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Serenity> haha
41:00 <Serenity> theyre such beautiful animals tho
41:00 <Loof> yeah
41:00 <Loof> i love em
42:00 <Loof> tigers second
42:00 <Doodle> they'd shit like a great dane
42:00 <Loof> their poops were HUGe at the zoo
42:00 <Loof> wish i could poop like that
42:00 <Loof> i'd be so proud
42:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Loof> specially if my nuts were the size of theirs
44:00 <Loof> i would walk around in budgie smugglers all the time
45:00 <Loof> i was surprised how small cat's balls are when i first saw them
46:00 <Loof> think i was surprised they had them too if i can remember
46:00 <Serenity> i tell you what suprised me
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i wish that i wasnt working tonight
46:00 <Serenity> the size of a rabbits balls
46:00 <Serenity> farr out
46:00 <Loof> big or small?
46:00 <Serenity> huge rofl
46:00 <Loof> no wonder they breed like rabbits
46:00 <Loof> they need em
47:00 <Loof> and i need coffee brb
55:00 <Loof> i've got no balls left :(
55:00 <Loof> fuck i gotta watch how i word things lol
55:00 <Clarkson> Compare apps like even facebook/twitter to their iOS alternatives and they appear shit and half done. 
56:00 <Loof> i went to 5 pokestops but only 3 each stop
56:00 <Loof> fml
56:00 <Loof> tempted to buy some
58:00 <Loof> my fears were this game was going to end up pay to play
58:00 <Loof> fuckers
58:00 <Loof> bloody money
59:00 <Loof> anyway i gotta go to morrabbin bbl
01:00 <Serenity> i have like 300 pokeballs ive not paid for a single one
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont play it anymore
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck a duck
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> with what myself and my missus is earning we can borrow for a house between $520,000 and $600,000
08:00 <faux> .
08:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and funny to say 5 years ago when we tried back then we could only borrow about 350,000
16:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <faux> what does this have to do with pokeballs
17:00 <faux> i am confused
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nothing just changing the subject
44:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Doodle> poke me balls
14:00 <Doodle> or dont
04:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13692650_10153721429073202_3688909757991184031_n.jpg?oh=c691dd77821c23dbbc222ea4e80f4b46&oe=5820563C
32:00 <TheRon> 420?
36:00 <Borednlost> on it
38:00 <TheRon> I'm on the lager
40:00 <TheRon> beer me
45:00 <TheRon> Rosalita jump a little lighter
45:00 <TheRon> Senorita come sit by my fire
58:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2324982440858135/
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Scoopwhoop/videos/503765983165833/
03:00 <TheRiddler> for sezz n faux
04:00 <zaim> https://imgur.com/gallery/sVnsf
05:00 <TheRon> Going down in a blaze of glory
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Ozi - Juicy Pen.mp3 (4.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:31)
45:00 <GoldSpade> hello Lumeah2
45:00 <Lumeah2> Hi. :) 
10:00 <stompin> going off like yesterdays cum in the sun
10:00 <Clarkson> And you heard man, I fucking need a woman to rape
11:00 <stompin> try ya mum
22:00 <President_Trump> where are teh melb trolls tonight?
23:00 <President_Trump> Serenity the head troll
24:00 <GoldSpade> the narssicist
29:00 <stompin> trolls are dinner servic
29:00 <runner> Where is dematerialised ?
30:00 <runner> I want to hear the philippines story, staring TheRiddler 
31:00 <GoldSpade> he dematerialised
31:00 <GoldSpade> hehee
32:00 <runner> dematerialised, was spreading TheRiddler story that was supposed to be private, the pirate is a gossip queen
33:00 <faux> you guys are so boring
33:00 <faux> you seem like the only gossip queen here
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <under> let's talk about the vagina
33:00 <GoldSpade> fax
34:00 <faux> HEY GUYS SO DEMATERIALISED THIS
34:00 <faux> -- runner,irc gossip queen 2016
34:00 <faux> zzzzzzzzz
34:00 <runner> the second in command troll is here
34:00 <runner> Serenitys little side kick
34:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
34:00 <runner> and part of her support network
35:00 <runner> Welcome faux
35:00 <GoldSpade> yes its wide coverage perth, melb..brisbane
35:00 <runner> What interesting things do you have to say today?
35:00 <runner> Hows the anxiety going?
35:00 <faux> snooooozey
35:00 <runner> Still chasing doodle like a hopeless desperado?
37:00 <British^Meat> Hi, im herer too :)
37:00 <British^Meat> Do me
38:00 <runner> British^Meat, hows the new job?
38:00 <runner> I know you didnt feel comfortable going so far from home
38:00 <runner> But well done
38:00 <runner> You got over your phobia
38:00 <dematerialised> hi guys im here
38:00 <runner> LOOOOOOLLLLLL
38:00 <dematerialised> i see you have been busy
38:00 <faux> hi shaneski
38:00 <dematerialised> aloha
38:00 <British^Meat> YES
38:00 <British^Meat> feed me with ur text
39:00 <dematerialised> just got home from work, spent a solid 2 hours playing pokemon
39:00 <dematerialised> life is good
39:00 <dematerialised> how are you fox
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> goodies
39:00 <runner> LOOOLLLL @ pokemon
39:00 <faux> justhad dinner and showered 
39:00 <runner> the pokemon pirate
39:00 <dematerialised> most excellent
39:00 <faux> ready fpr a whole lot of nothing 
39:00 <faux> ive been drawing today 
39:00 <President_Trump> <dematerialised> just got home from work, spent a solid 2 hours playing pokemon
39:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
39:00 <runner> dematerialised, tell us TheRiddlers Philippines story
39:00 <dematerialised> yes, that is indeed what i said trump
40:00 <dematerialised> good work
40:00 <runner> The Pokemon Pirate
40:00 <TheRiddler> gossip queen more like gossip fairy
40:00 <President_Trump> more like gossip fairylos
40:00 <dematerialised> you mean the philipines story that everyone has heard about 50 times and Loof managed to completely fuck up?
40:00 <President_Trump> FLOS
40:00 <runner> TheRiddler, tell us the Philippines story
40:00 <faux> check your phoneski
40:00 <faux> sent u poc
40:00 <faux> poc
40:00 <dematerialised> o rly
40:00 <runner> dematerialised, both versions please
40:00 <faux> UH
40:00 <faux> pic
40:00 <dematerialised> i'll do you one better runner
40:00 <dematerialised> i pastebinned it
40:00 <dematerialised> http://pastebin.com/vNgstW8X
41:00 <dematerialised> enjoy
41:00 <President_Trump> did u catch the peter pan pokemon demut?
41:00 <runner> why thank you mam
41:00 <TheRiddler> you seem to be out of material runner
41:00 <TheRiddler> this was months ago
41:00 <TheRiddler> are you slow bro
41:00 <dematerialised> i like it faux :)
41:00 <faux> fy
41:00 <faux> ty
42:00 <faux> lo
42:00 <faux> l
42:00 <faux> Dkfoienddcjf
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <runner> im reading sorry TheRiddler 
42:00 <faux> fngers are cold
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
42:00 <runner> Ill get back to you
42:00 <faux> hi ashy
42:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
42:00 <faux> nada
42:00 <TheRiddler> same here
42:00 <TheRiddler> it's raining
42:00 <runner> The Philippines story is first priority you butt plug piece of shit
42:00 <faux> half watching some batman superman movie
42:00 <Clarkson> not as good as bees on godbong's dick
42:00 <faux> dont know whats happening tbh
42:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
42:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it's bad
42:00 <dematerialised> i need to poop then eat dinner
43:00 <faux> PDP
43:00 <faux> Pre Dinner Poop
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <stompin> go and eat some dix
47:00 <GoldSpade> hehe dix
48:00 <GoldSpade> thats funny
52:00 <stompin> do u want a fed of dix too?
58:00 <runner> dematerialised, that wasn't even worth pastbin'ing
58:00 <runner> TheRiddler, did you or your friend meet any nice filipinas whilst abroad?
59:00 <runner> What island of The Philippines did you go to?
04:00 <pirayte> wow its dead in here LOL
05:00 <British^Meat> dunga
10:00 <pirayte> hello Loof
13:00 <Loof> hi pliv
14:00 <pirayte> hows it going Loof?
14:00 <pirayte> hows peaches?
14:00 <Loof> could be better
15:00 <Loof> no use complaining tho
15:00 <pirayte> whats wrong?
15:00 <President_Trump> Loof is HIGH ENERGY
15:00 <Loof> ty bbl
15:00 <President_Trump> demut is LOW ENERGY
15:00 <pirayte> dematerialised is a loser
16:00 <pirayte> and pedo
16:00 <pirayte> his only hopes at pussy are irc
16:00 <pirayte> trying for that sweet amelia croat cunt
16:00 <pirayte> he is a darren below in the making
18:00 <pirayte> http://pastebin.com/H57Vird6
20:00 <British^Meat> not sure anyone directly told him that story though...
20:00 <British^Meat> a few of us were discussing it and here was here reading it all
20:00 <British^Meat> infact im pretty sure it was me who bought it up
20:00 <British^Meat> but surely that doesnt count as me telling him?
26:00 <couleurs> hi i'd like to try the 5 step plan to become rich and get a 12 inch dick pls 
26:00 <Clarkson> [10:04] <simba> <slinky_J> and my day gets fucking better :) - lol was that to me joining a chatroom <- that was me waking up dude
26:00 <couleurs> dick
26:00 <couleurs> sex
26:00 <Clarkson> alcohol lowers ur inhibitions? :P what the hell 
27:00 <couleurs> sex
27:00 <Clarkson> katatonic_kate01 to take up porn at 1000000/1
27:00 <couleurs> dick
27:00 <couleurs> HeHEheh
29:00 <GoldSpade> hmm wonfer if the TAB would be interested in that
30:00 <couleurs> wonfer indeed...
30:00 <GoldSpade> yea
33:00 <couleurs> yes
33:00 <pirayte> lol simba
33:00 <pirayte> what a loser he was
34:00 <couleurs> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
39:00 <couleurs> hi tonic_gin01
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> colours
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
39:00 <GoldSpade> Ayyyy Clarkson now's your chance
39:00 <Clarkson> he can lick the cum out as usual
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ok then…
40:00 <couleurs> nm just drinken a wine n chillen
40:00 <couleurs> n u
45:00 <couleurs> Ok then...
46:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy already
51:00 <amelia> gnite cereals
52:00 <couleurs> bye meanie
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <dematerialised> fooking hands are frozen
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai meeelie bin
54:00 <amelia> how be you stasheh
54:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy
54:00 <TheRiddler> you?
55:00 <amelia> i literally jus told someone else 2 second ago dat i sleepy
55:00 <TheRiddler> llol
55:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's something in the air
55:00 <amelia> rains
55:00 <TheRiddler> yep
56:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy rain
56:00 <couleurs> hands are frozen, mom's spaghetti 
56:00 <dematerialised> riddles i caught like 30 pokemon today without moving from my desk at work
56:00 <dematerialised> are fearow's any good
57:00 <couleurs> did u c mr robot i watched it it was good (again)
57:00 <President_Trump> do u hold your tongue and say 'i was born on a pirate ship'?
57:00 <dematerialised> havent downloaded it yet couleurs
57:00 <dematerialised> about to do so now
58:00 <couleurs> u go grrl
58:00 <TheRiddler> they're ok
58:00 <couleurs> it's an hour long... hopefully all eps are
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah
00:00 <faux> GUMMY BEEEEARS
00:00 <faux> BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> poor you
00:00 <faux> no i like this song
00:00 <faux> lollll
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <faux> its not even on tv
02:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'm going to bed 
02:00 <TheRiddler> well sit in bed
02:00 <faux> at 6pm
02:00 <TheRiddler> man
02:00 <faux> golly
02:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
02:00 <TheRiddler> that's how sleepy I am
02:00 <faux> id be up at midnight
03:00 <President_Trump> just like on the philipinnes sex tour
03:00 <Clarkson> suq, im going to fucking ddos you in a minute
03:00 <faux> President_Trump: 
03:00 <faux> mention it again and youre out
03:00 <faux> tysm
03:00 <TheRiddler> I put trump on ignore
03:00 <President_Trump> ?
03:00 <President_Trump> mention what?
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <faux> good
03:00 <British^Meat> i love how these guys do that
03:00 <President_Trump> why are u trying to protect a pedo christina?
04:00 <President_Trump> GUILTY quit
13:00 <pirayte> lol
14:00 <MrMark> oh god no its me again!!!
19:00 <couleurs> hi MrMark it's me TheRon
37:00 <faux> u got a nigga blowin up ya caller id
37:00 <Clarkson> like a dum shit
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <faux> hi clarkson tell me a love story
37:00 <Clarkson> i want to believe that but youre a fucking spastic
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <faux> well thats a bit rude clarky
37:00 <Clarkson> for fuck sake do you ever shut up?
37:00 <faux> GOSH
38:00 <faux> rekt
38:00 <faux> tame your bot
38:00 <couleurs> Clarkson tellin' it like it iz
38:00 <Clarkson> i hate faggot buds
38:00 <couleurs> me 2
44:00 <GoldSpade> pansy
44:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfl1/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/13692693_1371307366230288_5472695462035771717_n.jpg?oh=e8ea5519cb23a6ebe7337e1940e4e311&oe=58209D72&__gda__=1479055001_c1488fdd90fba02cf45d72f983ecd9bc
45:00 <GoldSpade> more porn
46:00 <GoldSpade> thats dirty
47:00 <faux> lollllllll Doodle 
47:00 <GoldSpade> very offensive
47:00 <faux> didney worl
47:00 <Doodle> ehehe
50:00 <MrMark> are we all sober and clothed and behaving?
50:00 <partay> yes no yes 
58:00 <under> F
58:00 <under> i
58:00 <under> a
58:00 <under> hey xm 
58:00 <under> couleurs: we sold pogba
58:00 <under> we are fucked
58:00 <xm> ey under 
59:00 <under> how you doing my aussie friend
59:00 <xm> im taking it easy. playing with my,,, NAS
59:00 <under> oh nice videogame
59:00 <xm> National Australian Soccer
59:00 <xm> it's our FIFa
59:00 <xm> NAS 2017, out now
00:00 <under> lol
00:00 <couleurs> RiP poggy
00:00 <couleurs> bvb got gotze back
00:00 <Picard> gday
01:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy
01:00 <under> gay day today?
01:00 <under> wow
02:00 <Picard> hows everyone?
02:00 <couleurs> sahin back, kagawa back, gotze back 
03:00 <couleurs> lewa next pls BEST TEAM IN DA WURLD
03:00 <xm> sad news today
03:00 <xm> RIP KAT
08:00 <GoldSpade> what is kat
08:00 <GoldSpade> am
08:00 <GoldSpade> xm
11:00 <under> couleurs: no pogba
11:00 <under> anymore
11:00 <under> who would you buy with 130 mln
15:00 <couleurs> 3 or 4 players not 1 idiet
17:00 <couleurs> kat is kickass torrents, the owner of it got arrested today RiP DuDe
18:00 <couleurs> i would buy lewa obvs
18:00 <couleurs> and hummels
18:00 <couleurs> :))))))
18:00 <couleurs> just the old team bak ok
18:00 <GoldSpade> oh you are kidding
19:00 <couleurs> and probably krychowiak
19:00 <GoldSpade> what about the other torrent owners why arent they getting arrested as well
19:00 <GoldSpade> bit unfair
20:00 <GoldSpade> that was the best one
21:00 <GoldSpade> maybe someone else might be able to revieve  it
22:00 <couleurs> Ukranian-born Artem Vaulin was arrested yesterday in Poland on suspicion of running KickassTorrents (KAT), which recently surpassed The Pirate Bay as the go-to site for unofficial copies of movies, TV shows, and music. 
23:00 <couleurs> Apple shared personal details linked to an iTunes transaction that enabled federal investigators to locate their suspect. 
24:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
31:00 <couleurs> Things That Make You Go, Hrm.
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 C&C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmmm.mp3 (5.78MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:18)
33:00 <couleurs> twank u
34:00 <Picard> partay
52:00 <pirayte> amelia gosh what a loser she is
53:00 <Student> Greetings people
53:00 <pirayte> LOL @ Student
53:00 <Student> :)
54:00 <Student> any problem? :)
55:00 <couleurs> Hi Student and Welcome
55:00 <Student> hey couleurs, thank you 
55:00 <Student> how is it going couleurs?
55:00 <couleurs> ok n u?
55:00 <Student> i am cool 
56:00 <couleurs> damn rite
56:00 <Student> well
57:00 <President_Trump> H2O
57:00 <Student> H2SO4
05:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
05:00 <couleurs> bring bak amsy
05:00 <Student> she is getting married?
05:00 <couleurs> maeyb
06:00 <Student> i have heared she is
06:00 <Student> and you are asking us to get her back , see how broken are you :P
06:00 <couleurs> :p
07:00 <Student> damn you :P
10:00 <dematerialised> that was a pretty good ep couleurs
10:00 <dematerialised> a solid 11/10
10:00 <couleurs> told u
10:00 <Student> what was the name of serial with australian mafia ?
11:00 <couleurs> THE SHOW IS SO GOOD AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE
11:00 <couleurs> or what's going to happen
11:00 <under> Spaghetti head Mobb niggaz is full bred
11:00 <under> Fully blown melanin tone, I rock skeleton bone shirts
11:00 <under> and verses, but thirst for worse beats
11:00 <under> So I can put, more product out on the street
11:00 <under> LOL
12:00 <couleurs> Student: Neighbours 
12:00 <Student> thank you
12:00 <pirayte> Student its Home and Away
13:00 <Student> :-/
13:00 <Student> i think it is neighbours but still i will check both of them to be clear
14:00 <Student> actually it is none of the both 
14:00 <Student> basicaly it was a serial, with seasons
15:00 <Student> and it is about australian drug mafia etc etc
15:00 <Student> any way no problemes
15:00 <Student> problems
15:00 <GoldSpade> frakka
16:00 <GoldSpade> have you used frakka Student?
17:00 <Student> no
17:00 <Student> what is it?
17:00 <Student> a torrent site?
17:00 <GoldSpade> hhehe
17:00 <GoldSpade> its the latest designer drug
17:00 <GoldSpade> turns you into a demon
17:00 <Student> a designer drug? :)
17:00 <Student> wow
17:00 <Student> i am not into drugs sorry :P
17:00 <Student> are you a drug dealer ? :P
18:00 <GoldSpade> yes the illumunati is funding the drug production
18:00 <GoldSpade> no im not ive just observed it on you tube Student
18:00 <Student> do not blame them for that ;P{
18:00 <Student> oh well observing it is one thing and asking about it is quite an another
19:00 <GoldSpade> yeah true
19:00 <GoldSpade> they want people to kill themselves to lower the population  with this drug
19:00 <Student> ha ha lower the population 
20:00 <Student> lower the population , lower the business and economies
20:00 <Student> not sure why do that for 
20:00 <pirayte> lol
20:00 <pirayte> sure
20:00 <GoldSpade> 9/11 wasnt enough
20:00 <GoldSpade> they need to cut down another billion people
20:00 <pirayte> why?
20:00 <GoldSpade> and flakka might just do it
21:00 <GoldSpade> because the costs are too high
21:00 <Student> flakka will kill the user?
21:00 <Student> a slow poison?
21:00 <GoldSpade> if they are stupid enough
21:00 <GoldSpade> it will turn them into a demon...and is so addictive
21:00 <GoldSpade> their brain will become dead
22:00 <pirayte> flakka is old
22:00 <Student> they might kill the person who addicted them on the first place
22:00 <pirayte> its an old drug
22:00 <pirayte> its been out for like 50 years
22:00 <GoldSpade> well ive never heard of it
22:00 <GoldSpade> until recently
23:00 <Student> ha ha
23:00 <Student> experience talks for itself :P
23:00 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJMujPoa4Y
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WARNING!!! EXTREMELY DISTURBING!!! 'FLAKKA' - TERRIFYING DEMON ZOMBIE DRUG SWEEPING THE NATION!!! Views: 779,294 Uploader: RevMichelleHopkinsMann Uploaded: May 9, 2016 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.12
23:00 <GoldSpade> there you go
24:00 <GoldSpade> they no control over what they do
24:00 <GoldSpade> smashing your head into a moving windscreen is quiet normal
24:00 <couleurs> y do u keep linking that each nite
24:00 <GoldSpade> I might do that
25:00 <GoldSpade> maybe the @'s might get hold of some flakka
25:00 <GoldSpade> might do them some good
25:00 <GoldSpade> :)
25:00 <Student> lol
25:00 <Student> it could be dangerous
25:00 <Student> they might mass ban the channel or something
26:00 <slower> underbelly
26:00 <GoldSpade> heehe
26:00 <Student> yap slower
27:00 <Student> that was the show i was asking for
27:00 <Student> what took you so long slower?
27:00 <couleurs> GoldSpade, worst new chatter since B1
27:00 <GoldSpade> they could have a eyeball and bang with their heads together
27:00 <GoldSpade> I would like that
27:00 <slower> my name gives you no clue?
28:00 <Student> ha ha slower
28:00 <Student> thank you never the less
32:00 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGuNsiSZ9RI
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan - Especially For You Views: 10,723,737 Uploader: Kylie Minogue Uploaded: Oct 7, 2010 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.87
32:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
34:00 <GoldSpade> you like Student?
34:00 <Student> let me check 
36:00 <Student> OOooooooooooooOOOO
36:00 <Student> pretty old fashioned
36:00 <GoldSpade> gotta love the 80's
36:00 <Student> i am not getting a good sound quality 
37:00 <GoldSpade> have you got monitor speakers
37:00 <Student> less melody lot of disturbance
37:00 <Student> might have to turn the voice lower
37:00 <Student> that worked
38:00 <Student> not my type this
38:00 <GoldSpade> I have no idea how that song just popped in my head
38:00 <GoldSpade> I dont even like kylie minogue
39:00 <Student> i don't like the song
39:00 <Student> can't say i don't like her
41:00 <GoldSpade> I dont like it either. I just thought it would be funny
41:00 <Student> ha ha
41:00 <Student> it was not funny at all , actually a torture 
42:00 <GoldSpade> hehe that's why I  posted it
42:00 <Student> ha ha
42:00 <GoldSpade> 2
42:00 <GoldSpade> Aleistermax Omeg
42:00 <GoldSpade> Aleistermax Omeg3 months ago
42:00 <GoldSpade> 1988 : I was 13 years old and I masturbated to death especially for her by listening "Especially for you". Memories are made of this...﻿
42:00 <GoldSpade> 9
42:00 <Student> so you like torture
42:00 <GoldSpade> from one of the comments
42:00 <GoldSpade> thats really sad
43:00 <Student> ummm
47:00 <GoldSpade> jason donavon in his ripped jeans
47:00 <GoldSpade> I thought that was funny
47:00 <Student> i have not into guy's jeans :P
48:00 <Student> so no worries there
48:00 <Student> *am
49:00 <GoldSpade> im talking about the fashion Student
49:00 <GoldSpade> 80's fashion
50:00 <GoldSpade> guess you werent born then
51:00 <Student> i was
51:00 <GoldSpade> oh ok\
51:00 <Student> no worries
51:00 <GoldSpade> what year were you born Student
51:00 <Student> lahore
53:00 <Student> brb
53:00 <pirayte> hello Student
53:00 <Student> hey pirayte, i thought we have met before :P
54:00 <Student> any way brb 
54:00 <Student> :)
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <faux> ye
56:00 <pirayte> faux where is jen?
56:00 <couleurs> where all the normal chatters gone pls
56:00 <faux> sucking dick i assume
56:00 <faux> idl
56:00 <faux> can we ban them all
56:00 <pirayte> prob 
57:00 <couleurs> prob
57:00 <faux> is pirayte that runner tur
57:00 <faux> d
57:00 <faux> groas
57:00 <pirayte> ?
57:00 <President_Trump> runner wasnt on bigpond
57:00 <couleurs> i no
58:00 <faux> god i cant keep up
58:00 <GoldSpade> bigpond secks
00:00 <pirayte> faux how u going?
06:00 <pirayte> Serenity must be working hard
06:00 <pirayte> on treadmill
07:00 <couleurs> :p
07:00 <faux> christ in a canoe what an annoying turdahontas
09:00 <couleurs> agread
10:00 <ShadowLurker> https://67.media.tumblr.com/e08e3149f35b1c1697a8895d92c9f8e9/tumblr_o8tb3n517b1tg8883o1_400.jpg
10:00 <ShadowLurker> interesting looking book 
10:00 <Student> back 
11:00 <faux> im more interested in the winw
11:00 <faux> wine
11:00 <Student> naughty
12:00 <under> faux: pussy vs wine
12:00 <Clarkson> wish i could get some sex now
12:00 <under> who win
12:00 <under> its easy Clarkson 
12:00 <Clarkson> [22:25:06] same sort of dead cunts in it
12:00 <faux> depends on the pus
12:00 <under> go on tinder
12:00 <under> and start swiping
13:00 <couleurs> :)
13:00 <faux> Next
14:00 <Student> Nextel
14:00 <faux> ok
14:00 <Student> K.O.
15:00 <Student> :)
15:00 <couleurs> :)
15:00 <Student> she is easy 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkson are you still rekin cunts
15:00 <Clarkson> stop being gay Picard
15:00 <ShadowLurker> i see
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <couleurs> imagine seeing Picard irl it'd be like a rare fat bald pokemon
16:00 <ShadowLurker> faux do you still need a cold compress
16:00 <faux> huh
16:00 <faux> rofl couleurs 
16:00 <faux> idgi ShadowLurker 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> from when clarkson burnt you
16:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <Clarkson> well i just think it proves ur both fags
17:00 <faux> o
17:00 <faux> lolllllll
17:00 <faux> that was good  though
17:00 <faux> hea too real
17:00 <faux> hes*
17:00 <ShadowLurker> ruthless
17:00 <President_Trump> lol @ faux copying mayo
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <faux> what
17:00 <President_Trump> <@faux> lolllllll
18:00 <Maurice> I don't think you understand that a lot of people lollllll'd before he did
18:00 <Maurice> He just does it longer, in caps and more annoying
18:00 <faux> jesuschrist
18:00 <faux> HI MAURICE 
18:00 <Maurice> HELLO FAUX
18:00 <faux> heppy birtbdag
18:00 <faux> ye
18:00 <President_Trump> that is not what i heard, Serenity said he invented it
18:00 <Maurice> Spanks
18:00 <faux> k ive said it enough for 3 yeara
19:00 <faux> in case u forget yout 50th next year
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <faux> i
19:00 <Maurice> Oh, lollllll
19:00 <faux> better
19:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
19:00 <faux> lololllll etc.
19:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllll @ Maurice
19:00 <Maurice> My husband was kind enough to phone home tonight to speak to us all and he didn't mention my birthday >.<
20:00 <Student> ha ha
20:00 <Student> poor guy must be exhausted 
25:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> what a turd
26:00 <President_Trump> accuracy has left irc christina
26:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <President_Trump> you two seemed to be friends
27:00 <faux> wwwwwwwhy do i care
27:00 <faux> she probably swallowed her computer with her cunt
27:00 <Student> oopsss
27:00 <Maurice> Its a bit fucking windy outside
27:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll tension
28:00 <faux> she could rent her vagina out to a family of 5
28:00 <Maurice> It's probably bigger than my house
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <faux> imagine the mould
28:00 <Maurice> Calcium build up
28:00 <faux> dear god
28:00 <faux> must we
28:00 <faux> i just ate a banana
29:00 <faux> :-(
29:00 <Student> :)
29:00 <Student> strong stomach
30:00 <Maurice> faux I'm watching that show Mom and it's got Gabby from Y&H and she's playing a meth addict
30:00 <Maurice> It's a bit odd
30:00 <faux> lol woah
30:00 <faux> cant imagine that
30:00 <President_Trump> BANANA
30:00 <faux> shes so bubbly
30:00 <faux> LOL
30:00 <Maurice> Yeah she's all emo and sad sack
30:00 <faux> oh yes BANANA
30:00 <faux> take a screenie
30:00 <faux> and show me
30:00 <faux> pls
30:00 <Maurice> It's on tv
30:00 <faux> tysm
30:00 <faux> oh
30:00 <faux> Darn
31:00 <faux> cbf googling 
31:00 <Maurice> http://www.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/8/h/p/r/x/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.18hph5.png/1449174477097.jpg
31:00 <Maurice> There
31:00 <Maurice> Her bf found out she was trying to get clean, he's also her dealer obv
32:00 <faux> nooo
32:00 <Student> :)
32:00 <faux> she looks so weird
32:00 <Maurice> http://d.mnrdaily.com/full/8376/mom.jpg?w=570&h=317&l=50&t=40
32:00 <Maurice> I'm guessing shes off the drugs for that pic
33:00 <faux> is her voixe even diff
33:00 <faux> cos i feel she plays it up in YAH
33:00 <Maurice> It's very flat
33:00 <faux> eeeee
33:00 <faux> i wanna see
33:00 <faux> will youtube vids after i take mr pants off
33:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> Mr. Pants.
34:00 <faux> me*
34:00 <Student> :-/
34:00 <Student> unbelievable
34:00 <Maurice> Looks like she's in 4 eps and in a surprise twist, she OD's and dies in the last one
34:00 <Student> pants off for a flat voice of drug addict, way to go 
34:00 <faux> staghfarallah
34:00 <faux> oh ye
34:00 <Student> lol @ stagfarallah
35:00 <faux> hueueehue
35:00 <Student> are you drugs? :P
35:00 <faux> Yes I am Drugs 
36:00 <Student> cool
36:00 <faux> but u can call me el druggo
36:00 <Student> *on
36:00 <Student> if the patched up together, it will read "are you on drugs? "
36:00 <Student> but "I am dugs" will work 
36:00 <faux> oh in that case no
37:00 <Student> ok 
37:00 <faux> are gou
37:00 <faux> you*
37:00 <Student> no
37:00 <faux> phew
37:00 <faux> what a Relief
37:00 <Student> what are you talking about? staghfaralllah lol
37:00 <Student> drugs are too slow
38:00 <Student> with lot of side effects
38:00 <Student> so NOOOOOOOOOOO to drugs
38:00 <faux> idk i just like saying the word 
38:00 <faux> stagfaralllahhh
38:00 <faux> l 3azeeeem
38:00 <Student> yallah
38:00 <Student> akhee
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <Student> lol
39:00 <faux> dammit i should have made tea before i jumped into bed
48:00 <Serenity> fags
48:00 <Student> welcome back queen
51:00 <President_Trump> why not make your bed and then jump into some tea?
51:00 <Student> too late and too stupid
56:00 <couleurs> well i'm just here watching some charli xcx clips cos she's a beab
56:00 <Student> site?
56:00 <couleurs> u-tube
56:00 <Student> i meant the link
59:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad6SxduZfis
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr Oizo - Hand In The Fire (feat. Charli XCX) Views: 793,230 Uploader: Ed Banger Records Uploaded: Feb 3, 2016 Duration: 3m4s Rating: 4.83
59:00 <couleurs> their u go
59:00 <Student> let me check
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