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00:00 <dematerialised> his problem is his cogs are too tiny
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol *giggles*
00:00 <dematerialised> so they spin really fast but they don't output much torque
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so
01:00 <JackTheRipper> lol
01:00 <JackTheRipper> sorry
01:00 <JackTheRipper> I have been smoking ice
01:00 <JackTheRipper> man that was a good hit
01:00 <JackTheRipper> Now where were we?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know
01:00 <JackTheRipper> Ahhhhh
01:00 <JackTheRipper> yes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you fucking off
01:00 <Clarkson> Plenty of teenage whores are fucking stretched beyond repair, this woman though... perfect.
01:00 <JackTheRipper> katatonic_kate01, how are you?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> buh bye
01:00 <British^Meat> hah, u dont have to tell us matty
02:00 <JackTheRipper> I need to clean my ice pipe
02:00 <JackTheRipper> its getting a lil harsh
02:00 <British^Meat> youre tellin the story
02:00 <British^Meat> tell some more
02:00 <JackTheRipper> What else would you like to know?
02:00 <British^Meat> everything
02:00 <British^Meat> go on and on and on and on
02:00 <JackTheRipper> British^Meat are you wearing your robocop t and starwars jacket now?
03:00 <JackTheRipper> take a pic if you are
03:00 <British^Meat> playin ps4, c ya
03:00 <JackTheRipper> I'd like to see
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had enough. i ignored it. 
03:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLLLL
03:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised, are you still here?
03:00 <JackTheRipper> I'd like to talk about pirates
03:00 <JackTheRipper> if that's okay with you?
03:00 <President_Trump> demut have u got your wooden stump on your leg tonight?
04:00 <Jimmybob> fuck shut up ok
05:00 <dematerialised> alllah 'akbar
05:00 <couleurs> :)
06:00 <Loof> mmm beeer
06:00 <couleurs> h8ers r my motiv8ors
07:00 <dematerialised> hate fuels me
07:00 <dematerialised> it really revs my engines
09:00 <couleurs> Rev Me Up
09:00 <doctor> rev me up inside
09:00 <couleurs> kom on kerby go kerbs
10:00 <dematerialised> i did not know kirby was in pokemon
10:00 <dematerialised> is that an expansion pack
10:00 <dematerialised> ?
10:00 <couleurs> yes
11:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/Xe1uMhO.jpg
12:00 <couleurs> ok
13:00 <dematerialised> you came to the wrong neighborhood, bolshevik...
15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TFw8qPz.jpg
15:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/V6b1N3S.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/B4qf3or.jpg
17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/1dQ4mKL.jpg
17:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/0vH4So8.png
19:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/PialuAB.jpg
19:00 <couleurs> hehe borat's son
20:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/E5CSzJv.png
21:00 <couleurs> lol
21:00 <couleurs> Do You Always Wear a Hat?
21:00 <couleurs> Yes
22:00 <couleurs> some guy saw new ghostbusters and said it's awful
22:00 <dematerialised> sexist pig
23:00 <couleurs> hehe yea he said at the end the feminists shoot the ghost boss in the dick 
23:00 <couleurs> SPOILERS
24:00 <dematerialised> BoSS GHoST
24:00 <dematerialised> final fight
24:00 <dematerialised> aint got nothing on my L67 Ifrit
24:00 <couleurs> oh yea and it's the ghost from actual ghostbusters logo
25:00 <couleurs> so like those dumb biches are basically saying we killed the ghost busters
25:00 <dematerialised> that's what feminism does
25:00 <dematerialised> ruins everything good
26:00 <Loof> agreed
26:00 <dematerialised> is your wife hot?
26:00 <dematerialised> she's asian so she probably is
26:00 <Loof> she's ok
26:00 <Loof> i'm not that great
27:00 <Kelevra> his wife was pretty evil back in the day
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> yeah i know
27:00 <dematerialised> but that's not what is being asked here
27:00 <couleurs> if she's over 30 she looks like a man with high cholesterol 
27:00 <Kelevra> evil is an understatement pat, I was being polite
27:00 <Kelevra> >.<
28:00 <Loof> lol i know :)
28:00 <dematerialised> i mean like i'll take her off your hands
28:00 <dematerialised> as i was driving home today i was wondering whether i could kidnap a chinese woman and train her to serve me
28:00 <Kelevra> dematerialised is like a pocket pussy for all sexes..
28:00 <Clarkson> i was asking before whos gay in here
29:00 <dematerialised> chinese or viet
29:00 <dematerialised> thai's are too fiesty
29:00 <Loof> get a jap
29:00 <Loof> nice hairy pussy
29:00 <Clarkson> i like to cum on a grls face i dunno why.. genetics
29:00 <Kelevra> couldn't decide so you just jacked off on the way home and cried?
29:00 <dematerialised> nah, the whole jap fetish thing is overdone
29:00 <Clarkson> mattyd the AI on hard is pretty fucking easy.
29:00 <dematerialised> pretty much Kelevra
29:00 <dematerialised> you are starting to know me
29:00 <dematerialised> this is good
29:00 <Kelevra> :)
30:00 <dematerialised> like, it'd be some kind of stockholm syndrome thing
30:00 <Kelevra> oneday you'll get asia..
30:00 <Kelevra> oneday..
30:00 <dematerialised> i'd rescue her from certain sexual slavery
30:00 <dematerialised> and teach her english
30:00 <dematerialised> give her an education
30:00 <dematerialised> and eventually she'd never want to leave me
30:00 <Kelevra> fuck teaching her english
30:00 <Loof> rescue one from picards rape dungeon
31:00 <Kelevra> she'll learn how to flee
31:00 <dematerialised> true... good poitn
31:00 <dematerialised> i mean i could put a tracking ankle bracelet on her
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> i'd know if she went further than the front door
31:00 <Loof> why stop at just one?
31:00 <dematerialised> i only need one
31:00 <Loof> you could have 8 of them
31:00 <dematerialised> i'm not greedy
31:00 <Loof> 8 asian women = one normal sized woman
32:00 <Kelevra> 'hep me I in trowbble'
32:00 <dematerialised> plus can you imagine having 8 menstruating asian women in one house
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> no thank you
32:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if they even get their periods tbh
32:00 <Kelevra> my stepmums like a fortress
32:00 <Loof> trust me, they do
33:00 <Loof> i have the scars to prove it
33:00 <Kelevra> oh lord
33:00 <Kelevra> so glad I don't bleed
34:00 <dematerialised> i mean it's not even about the sexual fantasies i want to fulfill
34:00 <Kelevra> you just want a cook and cleaner
34:00 <dematerialised> its about having subservience
34:00 <Kelevra> doesn't everyone though
34:00 <dematerialised> someone who works for me and only for me and what i want and need
34:00 <Loof> good luck
35:00 <Loof> be hard to find thanks to feminism, even in chia
35:00 <Loof> china*
35:00 <Kelevra> Fennec_Fox is pretty gross
35:00 <dematerialised> fennec_fox is a desperate kiddy-fiddling pussy-grabber
36:00 <Loof> fiddle diddler
36:00 <Loof> i'm wearing a poncho
36:00 <Loof> so warm
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5tKAe9lTak
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> nacho nacho man
37:00 <dematerialised> relevent
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Loof> i need to cut back on the nachos
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
37:00 <Loof> looking like mr potato head
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, you’re officially AWESOME now
37:00 <dematerialised> um no
37:00 <couleurs> thx
37:00 <dematerialised> i've always been awesome
37:00 <dematerialised> you've just been too blind to see
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you just didnt show any evidence to prove this awesomeness until then
38:00 <dematerialised> your lack of interrogation or insight does not preclude nor negate my awesomness
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesomeness needs to flow
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> it can’t be extracted via interrogation!
39:00 <Loof> it can with enough ketamine
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP60WCrQl4U
40:00 <dematerialised> he's had a gram of speed and too microdots!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 mighty boosh! they’re hilarious
40:00 <dematerialised> get him in the ambient hutch, quick!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/vLcvCH1h1qk
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon they take a shit load of drugs to write seasons?
41:00 <dematerialised> i reckon they've had a balanced amount
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Loof> check out my link kate
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLLLLL @ loof
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> stay fresh to death
42:00 <Loof> subscribe to him, you wont regret it
42:00 <Loof> LOL!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I will!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMdPYya3IoA
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> this still makes me laugh so hard
44:00 <Loof> LOL!
44:00 <Loof> BURNGO
44:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/h5qMbk5mL24
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> is your name lyn, then stay the fuck at home (bitch)
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BINGO!
45:00 <Loof> hope you can play dead! i am dead :(
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ toilet thing
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooUQpK3VYYc
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <dematerialised> ALLLAH-U 'AKBAR
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd… my sister is gonna piss her pants when i link her to that ch loof
47:00 <Jimmybob> I'm going to come to your house on the back of a horse with a bunch of villagers carrying torches, most of whom dislike monsters like you girl
48:00 <Loof> lol i haven't lol'd so much in ages, jaboody dubs owns
48:00 <Loof> johninja got me on to him
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> legend!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> so funny!!!
48:00 <Loof> :)
48:00 <Loof> ikr
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t stop watching wentworth.. ive gotta work tomoz… and i’ll be so tired but nope… gotta watch em a;l
49:00 <couleurs> yea i linked jaboody last year 2 him when he was an active subscriber of irc
49:00 <Loof> i've got to watch the latest one
49:00 <Loof> i'm addicted
49:00 <Jimmybob> justin timberlake - cry me a river
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> only if you drown taco!
53:00 <Jimmybob> im just drinking at home alone like a good alcoholic
53:00 <Jimmybob> work at 4am
53:00 <Jimmybob> stop being a fucking princess about your problems aye
53:00 <Clarkson> man the fuck up and DRINK
54:00 <dematerialised> oh, the list is empty
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> zero
54:00 <dematerialised> strange
54:00 <Jimmybob> you mean I don't care about my problems too?
54:00 <Jimmybob> probably
55:00 <Jimmybob> 2 more days
55:00 <Jimmybob> tuesday off cant wait
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you dont have a job mate
55:00 <Jimmybob> so fucked after this week, my new boss is a total fuckwit who cant do their job
55:00 <Jimmybob> pretty sure its a setup
56:00 <Jimmybob> im trusted, respected, and have a history of having my bosses fired
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> in yo’ dreams
56:00 <Jimmybob> this moron im working for cant even do a fucking roster
56:00 <Clarkson> What shit do married couples put up with?
57:00 <Loof> i once did a rooster
57:00 <Loof> oh roster
57:00 <Jimmybob> dunno clarky but its fucked shit aye
57:00 <Clarkson> b4 i knbew howe to use my dick
57:00 <British^Meat> lol why the fuck does taco keep changing his nick name?
57:00 <Clarkson> meth is shit
57:00 <Jimmybob> i keep changing my nickname because lwaxana wont let me register taco
57:00 <British^Meat> youre such a gronk
58:00 <Jimmybob> austnet encourages the nickname changing
58:00 <dematerialised> on taco-irc, we wouldn't have this problem
59:00 <Jimmybob> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdHMWVJoS8
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> waxananeeds dick - maybe fuck her taco
00:00 <Clarkson> no boobs ?
00:00 <Loof> yes clarky, wanna see them?
00:00 <dematerialised> i like lwaxana purely because cries about her
00:00 <Clarkson> My boobs would tip me over if I weighed that
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
00:00 <Loof> probably clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> fuck god, and fuck priests :) hehe
00:00 <dematerialised> oh for some reason i couldnt type the word .
00:00 <dematerialised> lol i cant type t a c o
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <dematerialised> the plot thickens
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe she denied his dick?
01:00 <dematerialised> anyway in more exciting news, CS:GO Cologne 2016 is on
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> he offered , and she was like naw
01:00 <Serenity> pokemok GO.
01:00 <Loof> i cants fuck what i cants see!
01:00 <Serenity> umm
01:00 <Clarkson> something as crap as I would do
02:00 <Serenity> pokémon  GO
03:00 <Jimmybob> wtf is pokemon go some twelvie crap
03:00 <Loof> buuuuurp
04:00 <Serenity> Im the scheme of juvenile  antics I dont believe you have much room for judgement  taco my friend.
04:00 <Loof> i'm convinced my mouse is conspiring against me
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Jimmybob> i cant believe ur pregnant
07:00 <Loof> i cant believe it's not butter
07:00 <Loof> seriously
07:00 <Jimmybob> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k
08:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/LXQHmVVU8Cw
10:00 <President_Trump> where is taco? lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> zline i bet
11:00 <dematerialised> one can only hope
11:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> nigger im not from compton so i give a fuck
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> my god
13:00 <dematerialised> so much pain
13:00 <Loof> my stepfather keeps putting chicken shit on all of the plants out the front, wonder if he is trying to tell me something
13:00 <Loof> fml
13:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Loof> father in law, not step father*
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/59zgi6a.gifv
15:00 <dematerialised> rip
16:00 <Loof> why do i beer, unless you keep drinking it's zzzzzz half an hour later
16:00 <Loof> coffeee
17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/6MFEzEP.gifv
17:00 <couleurs> Picard irl
18:00 <dematerialised> there is no way his hand-eye coordination is that good
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, why don’t you just fuck lawax?
19:00 <Serenity> solve everyones problems
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> no it wouldn't
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> she doesn’t get much dick?
20:00 <dematerialised> taco would still be here
21:00 <dematerialised> i dunno what lwax looks like, is she hot?
21:00 <Serenity> shes like 400 years old i doubt her dried out vag works
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, hopefully he’d fuck her and she would be so dissapointed with the sex, she’d ban him for ever?
21:00 <Loof> sandpaper vag
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao@serenity
21:00 <Doodle> eek
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle would you?
22:00 <Doodle> would i what
22:00 <Loof> take on for the team
22:00 <Doodle> ban taco?
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <Doodle> no
23:00 <Serenity> stick your  knoc in a hard shell taco  and thatd be like fucking her
23:00 <Serenity> knob
23:00 <Loof> cmon women with no teeth give awesome gobbies
23:00 <Doodle> i told u the only thing my wanger is entering is retirement
23:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> i can wetten any cunt right kate
23:00 <Doodle> wetten
23:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> r u wettenin me
24:00 <Loof> i give you wetten permission
24:00 <Doodle> wettenwyld
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> sezz is wetteniner
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you’re gonna fuck lawax?
25:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> nope
25:00 <Doodle> wetteninertofiver
25:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> i just wetteninered you
25:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> ok
26:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
27:00 <President_Trump> not funny
27:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> trumps tower of hair
27:00 <Doodle> mop mummy
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle :P
27:00 <Doodle> hihihiihi
27:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> dunno why picard is bald if he still has hair on the back of his neck and long eyebrows
27:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> works for trump
28:00 <dematerialised> why are you still here
28:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> because the bar is closed
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is wating for sex
28:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> yes wating
28:00 <Doodle> cos old people go to bed at 5pm so Lwaxana wouldn't have seen his nick
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> waiting*
28:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> no wating
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh is that like lurking for sex?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> on irc?
29:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> no its wating
29:00 <dematerialised> <@Lwaxana> are you my new boss??
29:00 <dematerialised> <Taco> No, I submitted an enquiry to you, and I'd like to know what action is taken to evaluate if further enquiries are worth being submitted
29:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> r u wating
29:00 <dematerialised> serious business
29:00 <dematerialised> please advise on outcome of my request
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooooh
29:00 <dematerialised> and ticket number
29:00 <dematerialised> plz
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> serious stuff
29:00 <British^Meat> hah
29:00 <dematerialised> reading taco's pastes is always good for a lugh
29:00 <dematerialised> laugh even
29:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> trumps tower of hair ok
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would prob be easier to get a flesh light aye
30:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> probs easier to get an oil pan of petrol in alice springs
30:00 <dematerialised> taco do you ever look at your past conversations with ircops on irc
30:00 <dematerialised> and cringe?
31:00 <dematerialised> because i do :|
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> i dont look at past irc conversations because im not a loser
31:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
31:00 <dematerialised> the evidence suggests otherwise
31:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> im pretty amazed you pasted something from 12 months ago, maybe more
31:00 <British^Meat> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> hows your irc twitter page going?
32:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
32:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> its like in order to use irc, you're required to have some kind of mental illness
32:00 <Serenity> how is reading old irc convos any worse than bitching about old arguments every day for the same period  of time
32:00 <dematerialised> taco have you posted any new updates to your austnet twitter recently?
32:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> well i dont bitch so much these days, i thought it was funny at the time'
32:00 <Clarkson> only sex i had in australia was in dvd both wanking myself
32:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> but unlike skirmish i didnt delete my shit in shame
32:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> because i have testicles
33:00 <dematerialised> we're not talking about skirmish who is just as much a faggot as you
33:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> make sure you tell him that
33:00 <Serenity> skirkish knows how lame he is
33:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> he owns a mirror?
33:00 <dematerialised> but skirmish doesnt make a twitter called austnet
33:00 <dematerialised> made purely for whinging about irc
34:00 <Doodle> goodness
34:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> no, he writes fucking essays about it, on blogger
34:00 <Doodle> who's a faggot now
34:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> and then 2 weeks later, deletes his blogger account in shame
34:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> and then invents bullshit stories about why his blogger account doesnt exist anymore
34:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> because he doesnt have any fucking balls
34:00 <dematerialised> ok cool
34:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> and cannot maintain a position on anything
34:00 <British^Meat> nice diversion
35:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> please dont compare me to that fucking poofter ok
35:00 <dematerialised> taco i think you are taking this a little too seriously
35:00 <Loof> irc4lyfe
35:00 <dematerialised> like honestly i think you need to wind back your level of attachment to irc
35:00 <Doodle> golly
35:00 <Doodle> is everyone a faggot now?
36:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
36:00 <Doodle> damn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs* did someone make up a ch *coughs*
36:00 <Doodle> me oor little ring
36:00 <Doodle> p
36:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> ikr
36:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> im here all day
36:00 <dematerialised> you dont watch v8s do you doodel
36:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> except those many hours where im not here
36:00 <Doodle> na
36:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs* but that ch never worked, because someone allowed shit cunts to chat there *coughs*
36:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/Eobph5SGAlk
36:00 <Doodle> i think i might start tho
37:00 <Doodle> oh wait its all on fox isnt it
37:00 <Doodle> nm
37:00 <dematerialised> nah its on One
37:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> beehhh is a funny cunt
37:00 <Doodle> oh ok
37:00 <dematerialised> i think?
37:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> anyone who thinks otherwise needs to stop being a fucking princess
37:00 <dematerialised> i watched it today lmao and i cant remember
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh is a cunt
38:00 <Doodle> haha
38:00 <Doodle> story of my life
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah TENHD/One
38:00 <Doodle> o cool
38:00 <dematerialised> was just randomly curious seeing as i know you like some forms of motorsports
38:00 <Doodle> i wonder if the f1 is on fta tomorrow night
38:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> written words offend you?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope this 400 year old wax lady takes one for the team and fucks taco to death.
38:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> well then better not read the daily telegraph
38:00 <Doodle> i never really got into v8s but its good action
38:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> u fucking poofter
39:00 <LwaxMyTacoPlz> brb spending 2 hrs recovering from seeral bottles of whiskey
39:00 <dematerialised> ok cool bye
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a limp whiskey dick?
39:00 <dematerialised> don't come back
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> meels are you watching cologne 2016 or do you not care about csgo that much
41:00 <dematerialised> she is ignoring me
41:00 <dematerialised> women
41:00 <Serenity> beehhh is not funny
41:00 <Serenity> ever
41:00 <amelia> i not ignoring it doesn't highlight sowwy
41:00 <Serenity> anyome who thinks he is needs a lobotomy 
41:00 <amelia> i not watching it buts
41:00 <dematerialised> lol you dont have to be sorry I AM BEING SILLY
42:00 <Loof> ameliar
42:00 <amelia> I am sensitive ok
42:00 <dematerialised> i thought i was the sensitive one
42:00 <Doodle> pix
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps!
42:00 <dematerialised> nini k9
42:00 <Doodle> cya katatonic_kate01
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> last day at work for me tomoz
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
42:00 <Doodle> oer
42:00 <Doodle> then BAM projectile guts
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> team liquid v fnatic
51:00 <dematerialised> $50 on fnatic
51:00 <dematerialised> cmon doggy!
55:00 <President_Trump> is cs go good?
56:00 <President_Trump> got it for 7 bux the other day
56:00 <President_Trump> i am a mad gamer
56:00 <President_Trump> #1
57:00 <Loof> if you like bots it's great
57:00 <Loof> really shitty bots
58:00 <Loof> only good if you can find actual ppl
58:00 <Loof> otherwise it's way too easy
58:00 <President_Trump> its the second most played game on steam
59:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
59:00 <TheRiddler> back from friends
59:00 <Loof> nobody cares fatty
59:00 <dematerialised> how many pokemans have you got riddler
59:00 <Loof> in your ass?
59:00 <TheRiddler> umm
00:00 <TheRiddler> 48 caught atm
00:00 <dematerialised> nice
00:00 <TheRiddler> not different ones 
00:00 <dematerialised> did you go walking around or just farm?
00:00 <TheRiddler> drive around lol
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <TheRiddler> friend drove in car
01:00 <TheRiddler> and me and his gf were catching pokemon
01:00 <Serenity> i only have 27 :(
01:00 <Serenity> and 8 eggs
01:00 <dematerialised> apparently if you tape your phone to a ceiling fan and turn it on low
01:00 <dematerialised> easy egg farm
01:00 <Maurice> The light globe aisle in Woolies has them
02:00 <TheRiddler> went to the old fort
02:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of pokestops there
02:00 <dematerialised> what type of pokemans are at the old fort lol
02:00 <Serenity> you have to actually move on the map for the eggs to hatch i dont think the fan thing would work
02:00 <dematerialised> if they dont have squirtle at the fort
03:00 <dematerialised> they are doing it wrong
03:00 <TheRiddler> just the common low ones mostly
03:00 <dematerialised> gay
03:00 <Serenity> albany hwy in vic park is a pokestop goldmine
03:00 <Maurice> I'm so glad I don't Pokemon
03:00 <Maurice> I just poke a man
03:00 <TheRiddler> I went past a hitmon chan but didn't catch it in time
03:00 <TheRiddler> :(
03:00 <dematerialised> actually blastoise @ the fort/cannons
03:00 <dematerialised> would be perfect
03:00 <dematerialised> haha
06:00 <Serenity> gotta go to spudshed tomorrow will have to see whats out there
07:00 <TheRiddler> a wild picard appeared
07:00 <dematerialised> pidgeys and rattata is my guess
07:00 <Serenity> around the pink potatoes
07:00 <Serenity> yeah ive been catching fucking rattata and pidgeys all day
07:00 <Serenity> annoying
08:00 <dematerialised> i like how im saying all this shit and i've literally not played pokemon in over 10 years
08:00 <Clarkson> Get skanks numbers, buy their cars
08:00 <Maurice> Have you been to Aldi yet, Serenity?
08:00 <Serenity> rattata hang around food shops
08:00 <Maurice> It was such a letdown
08:00 <Serenity> coles/woolies etc
08:00 <Serenity> i went in for literally 3 minutes.. took one look at all the bogans crowded in there and left
09:00 <TheRiddler> you have more chance of getting rare pokemon the more you level up
09:00 <Maurice> I was in woolies the other day after I'd bought stuff from big w, went through the express lane and when I left my trolley beeped, the check out dude gave me a thumbs up and waved me on
09:00 <Maurice> I'm spewing I didn't try to steal stuff
09:00 <Maurice> He woulda just been like 'NO DRAMAS, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING' and I waltz our with expensive coffee machines
10:00 <Maurice> Maybe a baby slow cooker
10:00 <Serenity> loll
10:00 <dematerialised> mmm coffee machine
10:00 <dematerialised> i really should get one
10:00 <Maurice> I already have one, but I could have sold them on the black market
10:00 <Maurice> I don't even drink coffee
10:00 <dematerialised> i am a coffee fiend
10:00 <dematerialised> nectar of the gods
11:00 <Maurice> The last time I had coffee was when I was in Victoria in May? April?
11:00 <Maurice> One of them
11:00 <Maurice> Time before that was about 2 yrs
11:00 <dematerialised> although i make all my coffee's taste like dare double-espressos with the amount of sugar and granules i put in it
11:00 <Maurice> No sugar in coffee
11:00 <Maurice> You heathen
11:00 <Maurice> I had turkish coffee in vic, that shit is delicious
11:00 <Clarkson> maybe that was ur definition of open minded sex
11:00 <Maurice> It's like chocolatey
11:00 <dematerialised> lots of coffee, sugar and only a tiny splash of milk in a biiiig mug
12:00 <dematerialised> the best
12:00 <Serenity> i dont put sugar in tea or coffe
12:00 <Serenity> yuck
12:00 <Maurice> And its served in tiny cups
12:00 <Maurice> I used to put 4 in tea lol
12:00 <Maurice> Haven't had that in forever
12:00 <dematerialised> someone once made me a macciatto and i didnt like it
12:00 <dematerialised> from that point on
12:00 <dematerialised> it was sugar in every coffee
12:00 <Maurice> Try turkish coffee if you can find it
13:00 <Maurice> But don't drink the very bottom
13:00 <Maurice> That'll kill you
13:00 <Serenity> doghouse on orrong road
13:00 <Serenity> has the best fucking coffee ever
13:00 <Maurice> Wow, I almost feel like a coffee
13:00 <dematerialised> haha
13:00 <Maurice> In my new cat mug
13:00 <Serenity> i had one at dare yesterday that was ok
13:00 <Serenity> errr
13:00 <Serenity> dome..
14:00 <dematerialised> havent been to dome in years
14:00 <Maurice> I got one from McCafe when we landed coz my eyes were hanging out of my head, that was surprisingly good
14:00 <Serenity> lils been harping on about pancakes
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah people say the mcdonalds coffees arent terrible
14:00 <Maurice> Was it expensive, Serenity? Coz everytime I've been it's a rip off
14:00 <Serenity> er wtf my brain is off.. WAFFLES
14:00 <dematerialised> im yet to give it a go
15:00 <Maurice> dematerialised, they even served them in a proper mug
15:00 <Serenity> yes maurice for a plate of waffles a milkshake, a bowl of fruit salad and a small coffee it was $32
15:00 <Maurice> It's so ridic
15:00 <Serenity> mccafe coffee is tolerable the coffee in actual mcdonalds is horrid
15:00 <Maurice> Although the waffles are good, as are the pancakes and so is the bacon and egg baguette
15:00 <Serenity> its bitter and burned
16:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I want pancakes now too
16:00 <TheRiddler> I have wendy's coffee icecream
16:00 <dematerialised> ....
16:00 <dematerialised> do want
16:00 <Maurice> Luckily I have a box of shake ones from cash and carry
16:00 <dematerialised> i love coffee flavoured everything
16:00 <Maurice> Freo markets and the coffee bean stall
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah i've been there
17:00 <dematerialised> i got some vanilla ones when i got my muffle co waffle
17:00 <Maurice> All the smells
17:00 <Serenity> i might make a tiramisu when i can eat anything worth eating again
17:00 <dematerialised> its sooo good
17:00 <TheRiddler> I got a tub with that card stamp thing
17:00 <TheRiddler> I went from 48 to 24 pokemon
17:00 <Serenity> ek my drugs have kicked in
17:00 <Serenity> my head is difficult to hold up
18:00 <dematerialised> i havent had to take my painkillers in probably a month or so now
19:00 <dematerialised> physio is helping
19:00 <Serenity> i had been doing well until the gallstones
19:00 <Maurice> Can I have some drugs
19:00 <Maurice> Thanks in advance
19:00 <Serenity> 2 weeks and it'll be gone phew
19:00 <Maurice> 2 weeks and I'll be even older :(
20:00 <dematerialised> oh did i ever tell you what they found in my mri sezz?
20:00 <Serenity> neg
20:00 <Maurice> SPEAKING OF OLD
20:00 <Maurice> HAPPY BIRTHDAY fAUX
20:00 <dematerialised> crushed nerve between my vertebrae on the right hand side, and torn erector muscles on right hand side also
20:00 <dematerialised> and they tested my mobility and i found out i actually cant turn/twist left lol
21:00 <dematerialised> im officially a cripple
21:00 <Serenity> holy cow that sounds painful
22:00 <TheRiddler> my nephew likes the big bang theory intro lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
22:00 <Serenity> my backpain turned out not to be back pain at all but actually my gallbladder
22:00 <dematerialised> they reckon when i had my car accident and didnt get treatment i fucked myself
22:00 <Serenity> so its good in a way cause they can fix it quite easily
22:00 <Maurice> Woo Nelly, I just came outside with my lappy and my thongs skidded on the wet ground and I nearly dropped it
22:00 <Serenity> well duh dematerialised lol
23:00 <dematerialised> i didnt ahve a choice lol i was unregistered back then
23:00 <dematerialised> no insurance and no cover
23:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah well that doesnt help
23:00 <Maurice> Naughty
23:00 <TheRiddler> will it cost much to fix?
24:00 <Serenity> glad that physio is helping though
24:00 <dematerialised> they cant fix it
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <Serenity> back pain is legit the fucking worst
24:00 <dematerialised> the nerve is damaged
24:00 <Clarkson> mikey: eat a dick
24:00 <dematerialised> physio is for the torn muscle
24:00 <dematerialised> and that might return some mobility 
24:00 <dematerialised> but they arent sure
24:00 <TheRiddler> can they deaden nerves?
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah technically they can fry them
24:00 <Serenity> i was trying to work out how to ask that haha
25:00 <Serenity> but didnt know what youd call it
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> frying nerves == spinal surgery
25:00 <dematerialised> which im not super keen on
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <dematerialised> because thats a few months off work minimum
25:00 <dematerialised> although, if i did go ahead with it i could also get the rods put in at the same time
25:00 <TheRiddler> is frying different from blocking them?
25:00 <dematerialised> so basically, i need to win lotto and never work again
26:00 <dematerialised> same/same
26:00 <dematerialised> end goal is to stop the nerve from sending signals
26:00 <TheRiddler> ok
26:00 <Serenity> i feel dumb that i suffered for months/years with pain I thought was back pain but wasnt back pain at all rofl
26:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
27:00 <Serenity> apparently its a common mistake though
27:00 <dematerialised> when peopel are like "back pain isnt that bad" im like motherfucker try being me and tryign to walk more than 500m at a time
27:00 <Serenity> those cunts have never had back pain then
27:00 <dematerialised> your post-gym muscle soreness aint shit
28:00 <Serenity> I strained some muscles in my back once quite badly like it was agony just to breathe in and out... that was more than enough for me
28:00 <Maurice> Did you try acupuncture
28:00 <dematerialised> it was one of the options, but the physio is covered by the government
29:00 <dematerialised> if i ever get around to getting private insurance i might give it a go
29:00 <Maurice> The husband had 5 free sessions through the dr
29:00 <Maurice> He had a prolapsed disc
30:00 <dematerialised> thats what the docs thought i had to begin with
30:00 <dematerialised> turns out it was actually scoliosis/kyphosis
30:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/RKEQ753OmMw
31:00 <Maurice> He could sit or stand, had to pace, after the first session he was 50% better, can't hurt
31:00 <Serenity> that thing doodle had done helped him
31:00 <Serenity> i cant remember what it was tho
32:00 <Maurice> Also, depending how much you earn, health insurance wont help you now, you've probably already paid tax on it
32:00 <Maurice> Couldn't* not could
32:00 <dematerialised> my health insurance quotes are around  the $100 a month mark for basic stuff and $140 for anything that might help my back
33:00 <dematerialised> and yeah i already pay the levy's because i dont have it and im over 30
33:00 <dematerialised> plus i can't claim for 6 months anyway because its pre-existing
34:00 <Maurice> I just got health ins on the 30th of june
34:00 <Maurice> 94 a f/n for our whole family
35:00 <Maurice> Otherwise Cam is paying 3k + every tax time
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah my levy is a little less than that
35:00 <Maurice> That covers ambo, priv hosp, 2 pairs of glasses each a year, 2x dental check ups, physio and chiro
36:00 <Maurice> I'm a bit excited to get new glasses and thats rather sad
36:00 <dematerialised> thankfully i still get good refunds though because i get extra tax taken out
36:00 <dematerialised> hah i need glasses soon
36:00 <dematerialised> not being able to read speed signs at night is probably not ideal
36:00 <Maurice> I have glasses to see long distance and my 13yr old can still see better than me
37:00 <Maurice> He tells me what the signs say lol
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <Maurice> Cam is old, he can't read close up anymore, so he needs them
37:00 <Maurice> Although he can still see further than me too
38:00 <dematerialised> mine is most liekly becuase i've been staring at computer screens for the past 12 years of my life
38:00 <dematerialised> my vision used to be awesome, especially distance vision
38:00 <Maurice> I first got mine in year 10, I needed them for school blackboards, tv and driving
38:00 <Maurice> I got into the habit of putting them on when I woke up, and taking them off when I went to bed
38:00 <Maurice> My eyes now rely on them
38:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Serenity> i find it difficult to  see at night
43:00 <Maurice> I hate driving at night
43:00 <TheRiddler> oops
43:00 <TheRiddler> I think my vpn dropped
46:00 <dematerialised> you arent on a vpn?
46:00 <dematerialised> your ip is iinet
47:00 <dematerialised> oh previously you were
47:00 <dematerialised> jp
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azArNBB_700b.jpg
49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
49:00 <TheRiddler> my previous ip was z-lined for some reason
50:00 <dematerialised> because it's a proxy
50:00 <TheRiddler> I mean iinet 1
50:00 <dematerialised> oh
50:00 <dematerialised> in that case shitty bot check script
50:00 <TheRiddler> so I used the vpn
52:00 <dematerialised> if the botcheck was just using dnsbl it wouldn't have so many false positives, but im pretty sure its using some other RBLs which arent just drone lists
56:00 <dematerialised> gg SK rip VP
04:00 <Kelevra> poor trump, he always quits
41:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon how did leave dis on all night
34:00 <Loof> well we got a few minutes of sun
34:00 <Loof> better than nothing i guess
27:00 <Loof> blaze da fyah
29:00 <Doodle> @_@
29:00 <Loof> hehe
29:00 <Loof> god i miss it
40:00 <Serenity> nah you dont
40:00 <Serenity> think of the money you'll save
41:00 <Loof> yeah
41:00 <Loof> how you doing?
42:00 <Loof> well i hope :)
42:00 <Loof> i'm loving this sunshine
42:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/Pajbnr1Zr0o
43:00 <Serenity> yer not so bad
43:00 <Loof> irie
54:00 <Serenity> strike up the band and make the fireflies dance silver moon sparklingg
11:00 <Loof> ah fark new outcast not out yet
12:00 <faux> good afternoon
13:00 <Loof> hey faux :)
14:00 <Loof> how are you?
54:00 <Serenity> just spent half an hour looking for pokemon..
54:00 <Serenity> wtf am i doing
30:00 <Doodle> hai Flosstrichfeathers
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Public Enemy - Get The F--- Out Of Dodge.mp3 (6.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:35)
32:00 <Matthew> welcome to Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
33:00 <Matthew> :d
33:00 <Doodle> whats happening
33:00 <Matthew> i returned from HK earlier this morning... now having a quiet Saturday after unpacking and washing
33:00 <Doodle> oh sweet how was it
34:00 <Matthew> relaxing tbh ... i bought a lot of stuff
34:00 <Doodle> nice one
35:00 <Matthew> and generally sultry
35:00 <Doodle> ye nothing like tropical ballarat
35:00 <Doodle> tho its sunny af here today
35:00 <Doodle> i almost washed me car
35:00 <Doodle> but 11 degrees
35:00 <Matthew> yes. its quite a lovely day here on arrival... but colder than i am used to of late
35:00 <Doodle> 2rite
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Happy Mondays - Kinky Afro.mp3 (5.5MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:00)
39:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
40:00 <Doodle> hi u butch thing u
40:00 <Doodle> eek
41:00 <Doodle> as a pile of sticks i find ur salutation to be offensive
41:00 <dematerialised> go die in a fire
41:00 <dematerialised> geddit
41:00 <Matthew> how rude
41:00 <Doodle> eheheee
41:00 <dematerialised> sticks burn
41:00 <Doodle> stix an stones
41:00 <dematerialised> may give me boners
41:00 <Doodle> crikey
41:00 <Doodle> those werent the words i knew
42:00 <dematerialised> clearly we went to different after-school care providers
43:00 <Doodle> indeed
51:00 <Matthew> kewl
04:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:00 <GoldSpade> if you cant laugh at yourself. You can expect other people to laugh at you
06:00 <GoldSpade> cant
22:00 <Matthew> bye Floss
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
42:00 <Matthew> welcome to the divine katatonic_kate01
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello you! 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> How was HK?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or how is?
43:00 <Matthew> i got back earlier this morning... lovely!!! relaxing, i bought lots of clothes
44:00 <Matthew> but sultry tbh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol noice
53:00 <Matthew> have you seen a show called 'Bad Education' ?
54:00 <zaim> i have
54:00 <zaim> its really good
54:00 <zaim> shame it got axed tho
54:00 <Matthew> i agree. it is very good
55:00 <zaim> the teacher is in Fresh Meat
55:00 <zaim> you seen that?
55:00 <Matthew> currently on the end of season 2 on netflix (bad education)
55:00 <Matthew> i havent seen fresh meat.. is it worth watching?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw haven’t seen it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching wentworth!
56:00 <zaim> yeah really really good
56:00 <zaim> if u like bad education youre gonna love fresh meat
56:00 <Matthew> good. i will watch it when i finish this. i quite like jack whitehall.
56:00 <zaim> and cos u know the teacher in bad education youre gonna love him in fresh meat
57:00 <zaim> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2058303/
58:00 <Matthew> british tv is 100x better than american, tbh 
59:00 <zaim> both have their pros n cons in my view
59:00 <zaim> the office, US one was better
00:00 <Matthew> i am hugely biased lol
01:00 <TheRon> are you being served?, allo allo?
05:00 <Matthew> fawlty towers
05:00 <TheRon> yes minister
09:00 <Matthew> absolutely fabulous
13:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the other side
15:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> Pokémon go is consuming me
18:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
18:00 <faux> hey
18:00 <Serenity> its too fucking cold n wet to be hunting pokemon
18:00 <TheRiddler> How's you
18:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:00 <doctor> i tried to get into it but i cbf walking around
19:00 <TheRiddler> I caught a eevee and a clafairy today at work 
19:00 <Serenity> i havent caughy anything good yet
20:00 <Doodle> CAUGHY
20:00 <Doodle> i have milk and sugar in me caughy thx
20:00 <TheRiddler> There's someone at the park nearby with a lure
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive heardabout this pokemon go
21:00 <TheRiddler> Should be able to catch heaps at friend's place 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lurking around
22:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
22:00 <Serenity> we've got a gym at the end of the street but im not walking around enough to lvl up yet
24:00 <faux> IS COULEURS HERE
24:00 <faux> dammit
24:00 <faux> walk to sydney and make me tea
24:00 <faux> youll catch a cold and maybe herpes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Doodle> gotta catch em all
25:00 <faux> and when you get to me youll have found snorlax
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> herpesmon
25:00 <faux> ;D
25:00 <Serenity> its hailing here im not going anywhere
25:00 <faux> dads wifey is making me chicken soup
25:00 <faux> cos im sicky
25:00 <faux> she rocks
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was heaps over cast before
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had project burger
25:00 <faux> i have nutflix on me phone now
25:00 <faux> using dads acct
26:00 <Serenity> i just made some chilli con corne
26:00 <faux> corne
26:00 <Serenity> smells ace
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUM!
26:00 <Serenity> carne rofl
26:00 <Doodle> conquorn
26:00 <faux> rofl 
26:00 <faux> sorry that made me laugh way too hard
26:00 <Doodle> i'm having dinner with relos
26:00 <faux> now im choking
26:00 <Serenity> i used chicken mince instead of beefs
26:00 <Doodle> not looking forward to
26:00 <faux> i cant do chilli
26:00 <faux> burns me bumhole
26:00 <TheRiddler> Just caught a pidgeotto
26:00 <Serenity> aww carne doods its not that bad
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive also got peaches n cream lollies
26:00 <Serenity> YUM
26:00 <Doodle> they will pinch me cheeks
27:00 <faux> me 2
27:00 <Serenity> im hell into chilli lately, i used to hate it but im liking it now
27:00 <faux> ur butt 1d
27:00 <faux> 1s
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> re00ww
27:00 <TheRiddler> Are you going to play faux
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 chilli more spicey than burn your mouth off
27:00 <faux> i downloaded it today to see what thfuss is about
28:00 <faux> i caught squirtle and got bored 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i might do it later…
28:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
28:00 <Matthew> Apple have a bad reputation for some people... but the person I just spoke to on the phone was absolutely lovely and fixed my issue
28:00 <Serenity> ant n i went hunting this morning
28:00 <Serenity> walked around for about 40 mins
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> huntingfor
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake?
28:00 <Serenity> pokemon..
28:00 <faux> pokemon
28:00 <faux> gosh k8
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhhhhhhhhh
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry. 
28:00 <faux> this pregnancy has made u dum
28:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol it so has
29:00 <Serenity> rofl
29:00 <faux> hurry up and cough it out
29:00 <TheRiddler> You catch more at the points
29:00 <TheRiddler> Interest points
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> having said that… i did ok wif uni
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just general stuff im like ah duhhh wots a lightbulb
29:00 <Serenity> yeah i should go up to kings park
30:00 <zaim> go Serenity.
30:00 <Serenity> and elizabeth quays
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so how does this pokemon thing work
30:00 <zaim> ill meet u half way
30:00 <Serenity> noty
30:00 <faux> right at the borderline is where im gonna waaaiiitfor you
30:00 <zaim> faux
30:00 <faux> what
30:00 <zaim> i was singing it too
30:00 <faux> ye
30:00 <zaim> we should mate
30:00 <zaim> or something similar
31:00 <faux> ye na
31:00 <zaim> k
31:00 <faux> not today
31:00 <faux> im sico
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep crossing the boarderlin
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
31:00 <zaim> thass cool
31:00 <faux> ill be breathing on top of you like a fat person
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH LOL!
31:00 <faux> hnnfnnfnfnnnnnfnnfnhhhnnhhh
31:00 <TheRiddler> It's a game that uses your GPS
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
31:00 <zaim> ppl gotta breath
31:00 <TheRiddler> Walking about you catch Pokémon 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and pokemon lurk around you
31:00 <Serenity> you walk around and hunt pokemon in real time
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it encourages you to exercise
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> That’s pretty awesome actually
32:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean the concept
32:00 <TheRiddler> There is gyms you Battle other ppl at
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweet
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, sounds like effort.
33:00 <faux> andnpokemon centres
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it took me bout 30 mins to walk what would normally take me 10-15
34:00 <doctor> soon all the nerds will be the fittest of society - chasing pokemon about in competition 24 hours a day
35:00 <Doodle> unlikely, the products life cycle will be over far before that happens
35:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
35:00 <faux> HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHA doctor 
35:00 <faux> that made me laugh way too hard
35:00 <doctor> :P
35:00 <faux> fuck
36:00 <faux> now im choking
36:00 <faux> golly
36:00 <TheRiddler> Be a good year before get bored I bet
36:00 <TheRiddler> Just in time for new Pokemon 
36:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> Anyways 
36:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
37:00 <doctor> vr pokemon chasing, then humanity will be doomed
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i could catch em all from me lounge chair that’d be ok
37:00 <Doodle> like in every other pokemon game?
37:00 <doctor> yeah id be more likely to do that
39:00 <President_Trump> golly
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone wanna wash up for me?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and go to work for me tomoz mornin’?
47:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
47:00 <Serenity> just made chips from mountain bread for me con carne
47:00 <Serenity> hnnng
48:00 <doctor> sounds nice
48:00 <Serenity> its really nice
48:00 <Serenity> n im using greek yogs instead of sour cream to make it healthier
49:00 <doctor> i think i have cereal for dinner
50:00 <doctor> con carne would be nicer tho
50:00 <doctor> good sat night grooves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as
50:00 <Serenity> yeah nice in this asshole weather
50:00 <Matthew> kewl
51:00 <partay> Good ol Thailand.... The land of fun and games until...................
51:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/tim.johns.37604/videos/744971055646089/
52:00 <doctor> interesting
00:00 <Matthew> soooo take.. THESE BROKEN WINGS
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and turn thm into marinated chicken wings....
08:00 <Matthew> delicious tbh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not a fan aye
09:00 <Matthew> shiny happy people
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, peaches and cream lollies OMG!
11:00 <Serenity> i need exctly 1200 of them
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, as it happens i have over 9000
12:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRFEz2MjZgg
12:00 <Serenity> haha
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re so fucking good!
12:00 <Serenity> i love peach flavoured stuff
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah its yum!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re at woolies...
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i’ll have to buy another 900 pckets
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> packets**
12:00 <Serenity> natural confectionary company used to have a mix bag called gate crashers and they were sour ones there was a peach one its the best lolly they ever made
12:00 <Serenity> and they dont make them anymore
12:00 <Serenity> jerks
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> DAMN!
14:00 <Lumeah> why? 
17:00 <Lumeah> you can't drink cuza the baby? 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck?
18:00 <Serenity> umm wot
18:00 <Lumeah> exactly! 
19:00 <Lumeah> no answer for the damn..  so i made my own answer up.. should have answered quickly m
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
49:00 <frayedknot> hey amelia 
51:00 <amelia> aloha
00:00 <zaim>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI
07:00 <Lumeah> hi frayedknot 
07:00 <frayedknot> hi Lumeah 
08:00 <Lumeah> :)  raining there? 
10:00 <frayedknot> er, nope
11:00 <Lumeah> is here.  won't stop
34:00 <TheRon> wuthering heights
39:00 <Serenity> food coma imminent
41:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> help! the husband is nerding it out big time
49:00 <couleurs> Hot.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is live streaming his code… but.. in reality I think he has just lost the plot and is speaking to himself
51:00 <couleurs> Ew.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
51:00 <Jimmybob> hi friends
54:00 <couleurs> ok
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
57:00 <Jimmybob> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, are you religious?
02:00 <Jimmybob> pantheism isn't a religion, no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pantheism LOL
03:00 <Jimmybob> ??
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ??
04:00 <Jimmybob> i wonder why you lol?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> because panthemism is a lil hippy git 
04:00 <amelia> you guys are so irie
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s the most ive said to the pantheist in the past month.
05:00 <Jimmybob> r u saying einstein was a hippy?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was
06:00 <Jimmybob> well if thats the case im ok with being a hippy
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> great.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> However, you’re not einstein. 
06:00 <Jimmybob> wow you must be fucking einstein to have realised that
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> really ??
07:00 <doctor> Your opinions and convictions are threatening to me and hence must be disregarded and considered irrational
08:00 <Picard> hi
08:00 <Picard> hows evryone
08:00 <doctor> picard
08:00 <doctor> all is swell
08:00 <Picard> doctor how are u son?
09:00 <doctor> decent mate, horny tho. wanna blow me?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d rather have a wank, if my only option was picard sucking me dick.
10:00 <doctor> lol
10:00 <GoldSpade> rub more like it
10:00 <doctor> yeah just teasing him
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> or maybe i’d pray to the universe ?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no gold, i’ve got a dick.
10:00 <Picard> ok doctor
10:00 <GoldSpade> reall?
10:00 <GoldSpade> how can that be
11:00 <doctor> good lad
11:00 <doctor> no crying this time either
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> got one at the markets
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <GoldSpade> hmm
12:00 <GoldSpade> ugh
12:00 <doctor> might have to turn on the webcam
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
12:00 <Jimmybob> shuttup kate
12:00 <Picard> yes please, pm your skype
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> jim, go pray to the universe
13:00 <Picard> kate is jealous im getting cock and she isnt
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lo
13:00 <Jimmybob> why would anybody pray?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous im not getting cock from the internets… TOTALLY!
13:00 <GoldSpade> maybe pray for a longer dick
13:00 <Jimmybob> i mean you believe in medicine, do you pray to your pharmacist?
14:00 <doctor> I used to pray but the only response I got was me telling myself to grow the fuck up
14:00 <Jimmybob> a pantheist praying is just as logical as that
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you’re a lil confused with atheism and pantheism… 
14:00 <Jimmybob> i think you're a little confused with what atheism is and isnt
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> no.
15:00 <doctor> gnosticism is a bit more sensible to me than monotheism
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> according to whom?
15:00 <doctor> but still, I don't sense any particular point to why we are here
16:00 <doctor> I like the idea, and play along with it for a bit, but when I do I feel more like an actor in a screen play
16:00 <doctor> I suppose that has some use to it
16:00 <Jimmybob> atheism is a lack of belief...
17:00 <Jimmybob> whereas for me, pantheism is simply a belief in science and the workings of the universe around us
17:00 <Serenity> frying pantheist
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
17:00 <doctor> panfry snapper
17:00 <Jimmybob> i don't know whats hippy about that?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well depending on where you sit on the pantheist spectrum 
19:00 <doctor> Spinoza definitely seemed to have his head more screwed on in comparison to what was generally believed at the time
19:00 <Serenity> i dont know and i dont care
19:00 <doctor> lol
19:00 <doctor> some ol jew philosopher who was hated by most people for thinking differently
19:00 <Serenity> oh
19:00 <doctor> admirable in my opinion
20:00 <Serenity> people are good at that
20:00 <Serenity> HES DIFFERENT HATE HIM
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> he’s different *hair flicks*
20:00 <doctor> yeah, people are jerks
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much doctor
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially if you’re black.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and live in america
21:00 <Serenity> thats because theyre jealous of the giant dongs
21:00 <Serenity> obv
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and drive any kninda car
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> OBV
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would be
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did see this awesome doco ….
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> south african and the white slums
22:00 <Jimmybob> it was on tv so it must be true
22:00 <Picard> i just cum
22:00 <Clarkson> Nobody is lecturing you I just thought there was a misunderstanding as to what was being compared. I don't care what any of you fat cunts do or don't do and neither should anyone else.
22:00 <Serenity> thanks skirmish
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <doctor> Well, despite Barts objections, the people of south africa are not free to vote in open democratic elections
23:00 <Serenity> ive got a friend who lives in south africa
23:00 <Serenity> that place is intense
23:00 <doctor> good attitude clarky
23:00 <Clarkson> 2 yrs and it was 20 yrs since i had sex 
23:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it’s a bit bizzaro
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i love their accent
23:00 <Serenity> my friends not white south african
23:00 <Jimmybob> die antwoord are south african
23:00 <Serenity> so she sounds a little more on the indian side
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just know a bunch of white africans
24:00 <Serenity> theres a pre big different between the white n black accents from what i can tell
24:00 <Serenity> difference
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they all have accents to me
25:00 <doctor> The northern black africans seems quite a bit different from central and southern black africans
26:00 <dematerialised> weee
26:00 <dematerialised> just got back from a 5 hour drive through the bush
26:00 <dematerialised> i am le knackered
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
26:00 <doctor> Heres some cool games for you to play at some point Kate http://debacle.us/
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ate all day…
26:00 <doctor> were you hunting pokemon?
27:00 <dematerialised> nah
27:00 <dematerialised> went and checked out the fire damage from the waroona bushfire beginning of this year
27:00 <Jimmybob> <katatonic_kate01> well depending on where you sit on the pantheist spectrum 
27:00 <Jimmybob> i feel like there was something more you were going to say
27:00 <Jimmybob> spit it out fucking einstein
27:00 <Clarkson> beagle fuck ya
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was in response to smething you said, shitcunt.
27:00 <dematerialised> taco go away
27:00 <dematerialised> nobody likes you
27:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
28:00 <doctor> Were there magic mushrooms growing in the dead wood?
28:00 <Picard> ive got a south african friend
28:00 <dematerialised> no idea, didnt get out to look
28:00 <dematerialised> police didn't like me driving around yarloop
28:00 <Serenity> its a huge area hey
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah, it was pretty surreal
29:00 <Serenity> id forgotten all about it until i drove to bunbury not long ago and was like woahh
29:00 <doctor> Why didn't they?
29:00 <dematerialised> like i went down and checked out the south coastal fires after that one happened
29:00 <dematerialised> and this one is just like it, but its weird because there's houses and towns and shit
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im not having an philosophical  debate wif you bout pantheism in ze main. 1. you can’t obv keep wif me train of thought and 2. you’re not that intelligent. 3. next. 
29:00 <dematerialised> driving through/past yarloop made me sad
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> doctor! thanks for the link!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
29:00 <dematerialised> there are construction fences up everywhere and signs pointing to places that arent there anymore
29:00 <Serenity> the locals dont like being treated as a side show doctor
30:00 <doctor> Oh, yeah makes sense
30:00 <Serenity> they get funny about people treating it like that
30:00 <Serenity> the kids cousin lost everything
30:00 <Serenity> house pets cars everything it was so sad
31:00 <dematerialised> the reason i went down to have a look at the extent of it is because i read the report they released about it
31:00 <dematerialised> and they described the fire moving so fast that it didnt burn the tops of the trees
31:00 <dematerialised> and they were right
31:00 <Serenity> yep
32:00 <dematerialised> you can also see where the fire went down creeks and stuff which is how it spread so fast
32:00 <Serenity> its unreal
32:00 <Serenity> i was following it that night and they literally had said yarloop was fine and within the hour it was gone
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah
32:00 <Serenity> everyone thought it was a piss take
33:00 <dematerialised> driving through lane poole/nanga was spooky
33:00 <dematerialised> you can see through the trees because thre is no undergrowth
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> doctor… are you a gaymer (gamer)
33:00 <Serenity> mother nature
33:00 <Serenity> gives no fucks
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nature’s got me high and it’s beautiful
34:00 <GoldSpade> mmmm ice
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hg0RNT4zT0
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> give you a fucking ban for life
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lah lah lah 
37:00 <dematerialised> i know this corner of the earth, it smiles at me
44:00 <dematerialised> agreed
44:00 <dematerialised> im nomming on a burger
44:00 <amelia> where's asheh
45:00 <Serenity> i made awesome chilli for dins
45:00 <amelia> i need him to explain dis pokemon thing @ me
45:00 <amelia> i feel he would be the best person for this
45:00 <Serenity> what do you want to know
45:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon issit
45:00 <amelia> like geocaching?
45:00 <Serenity> lol yuh
45:00 <amelia> but wif pokemon?
45:00 <Serenity> you have to actually leave your house and do stuffs
45:00 <amelia> to catch them?
45:00 <Serenity> yep
46:00 <Serenity> and to find gyms and pokestops
46:00 <amelia> how are they there
46:00 <amelia> does someone put them there
46:00 <dematerialised> the game just puts them there
46:00 <dematerialised> so you wlak around and you are like
46:00 <dematerialised> pokemn
46:00 <amelia> i am v. confused
46:00 <Serenity> ^
46:00 <Serenity> thunderrr
46:00 <amelia> can everyone catch the same pokemon
46:00 <dematerialised> there are certain pokemon in certain areas
47:00 <dematerialised> so say for example you go to perth train station, it would have certain types of pokemon there
47:00 <Serenity> people can see the pokemon you see and can catch them if you dont
47:00 <amelia> so a water pokemon will be in the water?
47:00 <Serenity> etc
47:00 <dematerialised> it would make sense a water pokemon is near water
47:00 <dematerialised> yes
47:00 <dematerialised> lol
47:00 <Serenity> you find ratata around food shops
47:00 <Serenity> i found one at nandos
47:00 <amelia> this is extremely odd
47:00 <Serenity> no its not you're just gay
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah
48:00 <dematerialised> actually confirmed gay
48:00 <amelia> so when he posted a pic of one in woolworths
48:00 <Clarkson> is the old cunt dead?
48:00 <dematerialised> we talked about his last night
48:00 <amelia> who put it there
48:00 <dematerialised> the game did
48:00 <Serenity> wtf its a game
48:00 <Serenity> the game did
48:00 <amelia> wot kind of pokemom is @ woolworths
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE creator. You may know him as god
48:00 <Serenity> RATTATA
48:00 <amelia> oh ffs i can't wrap my head around it
48:00 <dematerialised> im going to kick you in the head amelia
48:00 <Serenity> why not
48:00 <dematerialised> you are frustrating me
48:00 <Serenity> i dont get how you dont get it
48:00 <Serenity> thats more confusing to me
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol you walk around anywhere and find pokemon
48:00 <amelia> I'm getting deja vu of when my lil bro tried to explain @ me wot a meme was
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then you do stuff and things with them?
49:00 <Serenity> its just a game dude
49:00 <Serenity> there arent actual pokemon irl
49:00 <dematerialised> its just a prank bro
49:00 <amelia> don't kick me in the fuckin head I'll slit your neck
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah ease up tiger
49:00 <dematerialised> i will destroy you
49:00 <Serenity> thanks to google maps game developers can tellt he game where to put things
49:00 <amelia> we've been thru dis, catch me 1st
49:00 <doctor> im an old school meme* as I still pronounce meme as me me
50:00 <dematerialised> done
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <amelia> doesn't fit my big head
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> meem or memmy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband is using google maps in his game…. OMG he is gonna turn into a pokemon
50:00 <Serenity> the pub down the road from here is a gym
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
50:00 <Serenity> i just need 1 more lvl to take it
50:00 <amelia> do the places have to agree to be a gym
50:00 <Serenity> ..
50:00 <amelia> or to house a Pokémon
50:00 <Serenity> no amelia its not real.
51:00 <dematerialised> another game that uses map GPS stuff that i used to play is called Ingress
51:00 <dematerialised> ingress is fun
51:00 <Doodle> oh
51:00 <Serenity> oh please
51:00 <amelia> ok well i get its not real but if some Pokémon fuck made my house a gym, i would be annoyed
51:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt even know lol
52:00 <amelia> wouldn't people go there
52:00 <Serenity> you dont have to go into the building
52:00 <amelia> oh
52:00 <Serenity> just be near it
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah you just have to be near it
52:00 <dematerialised> so like, if you get random cars parking out front
52:00 <dematerialised> you will know
52:00 <dematerialised> you are either a gym or there is a mewtoo near you
52:00 <amelia> exactly my point
52:00 <Serenity> theres like 4 pokestops on our street
52:00 <Serenity> so good
52:00 <amelia> ok so hypothetically where would i find a charizard
53:00 <dematerialised> no idea
53:00 <dematerialised> i dont play the game
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <Serenity> its all pretty random dude
53:00 <couleurs> i'm a pokeman
53:00 <dematerialised> if you google "pokemon go perth" there is already a spreadsheet
53:00 <dematerialised> with locations and pokemon types
53:00 <amelia> ok i understand better now
53:00 <amsy> i think there are hotspots for diff types
53:00 <amelia> oh jeezus
53:00 <doctor> I play a similar game that uses GPS to find pets to catch but it's called grindr and all I've found so far is a couple of things called STDs
53:00 <Serenity> different tourist spots attract diff pokemon
53:00 <amsy> im swimming in zubats
53:00 <Serenity> and more of them
53:00 <Serenity> me too amsy
53:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :e
53:00 <Doodle> so is my niece amsy
54:00 <Serenity> and pidgeys
54:00 <amelia> dats wotchu get for not wrapping it doc
54:00 <amsy> ye same
54:00 <amsy> hi cc :4
54:00 <Doodle> (MY 15YO NIECE)
54:00 <doctor> it doesn't have in game purchases for that :(
54:00 <Serenity> yes we get it rob you think its for kids
54:00 <Serenity> thanks for ur time
54:00 <Doodle> nps
54:00 <Doodle> i have more
54:00 <Serenity> no thanks
54:00 <amelia> go back to your radio presentation
54:00 <dematerialised> they didnt have pokemon where doodel lived back in the 50s
54:00 <amsy> im 12 so
54:00 <Doodle> lol finally
55:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
55:00 <Maurice> Its ok Doodle, I don't play it either
55:00 <Doodle> u lot take longer to nap than u used to
55:00 <Doodle> *snap
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Serenity> i made ShadowLurker drive around with me today to find pokemon
55:00 <amsy> lol the only thing that got me out of bed this morning after 3 hours of sleep was to find them whioe walking the dog
55:00 <amsy> while*
56:00 <Serenity> ant and i walked around the block for about 45 mins
56:00 <doctor> thats a good idea actually
56:00 <Serenity> but then it got cold n started hailing
56:00 <doctor> will have to wait till the weather settles
56:00 <doctor> yeah, fuck nature
56:00 <amsy> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah the rain was non-stop on my drive
56:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/NQSCxfc
56:00 <amelia> is Serenity
56:00 <dematerialised> pretty heavy near dwellingup and waroona
56:00 <Serenity> fucken oath
56:00 <dematerialised> sezz has a better beard than i do
57:00 <amelia> haha
57:00 <Serenity> we got hailed on at coles
57:00 <Serenity> im like durr that rain feels weird durr
57:00 <dematerialised> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> rain is not meant to leave bruises
57:00 <Doodle> yes dematerialised when i was a kid pokeballs was a different thing altogether
58:00 <Doodle> soz was on the phone
58:00 <dematerialised> when i was kid we used to poke balls with a stick
58:00 <Serenity> i feel bad lils phone is too shit to play the app
58:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/nEmH2xaWXR4
58:00 <dematerialised> then they told us we couldn't do that anymore
58:00 <Serenity> i wanna buy her a new one so we can play lol
58:00 <Doodle> ye
58:00 <Doodle> she will ask u soon if she hasnt already
59:00 <Doodle> my niece was annoyed cos i showed it to her and she only had her iphone on her not her ipad
59:00 <Doodle> DIDDUMS
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
59:00 <Serenity> yer shes already asked for a new phone
59:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
59:00 <Doodle> jacks had a meltdown over the new house
59:00 <Doodle> doesnt like it
00:00 <Doodle> so everyone has to suffer
00:00 <Serenity> oh jack :(
00:00 <Doodle> had a meltdown over hating his school
00:00 <Doodle> my sister found him a new school
00:00 <Doodle> wont change cos he doesnt want to leave his friends
00:00 <Doodle> OK MATE
01:00 <doctor> give him a nintendo
02:00 <Doodle> he has an xbox and a ps
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAESZsLJdVw
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb in 2 hours. Doing me meditation.
03:00 <amsy> sezz, im going on a huge roadtrip on monday, im even more excited now because pokemon
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> cunt fuck dick pussy snot arse cum camel rooting shit eater
04:00 <Serenity> haha amsy yesss
04:00 <Serenity> i need to do a road trip.. for pokemon
04:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <Doodle> to vic
04:00 <amsy> 5000+ km
04:00 <Serenity> like youd bother to see me so im not driving there
04:00 <Doodle> OH
04:00 <Doodle> I SEE
04:00 <Serenity> YES
05:00 <Doodle> if you're referring to the time i wouldnt go and meet lori IT WAS XMAS EVE
05:00 <amsy> so rude roodles...
05:00 <dematerialised> so antisocial
05:00 <Doodle> right well i'm goin 2 me mates then bbl
05:00 <amsy> so mean
05:00 <Maurice> THE CHAPEL WAS WAITING FOR US
05:00 <Serenity> pff christmas smishmas you arent santa mate
05:00 <Serenity> that vagina went untapped
06:00 <Doodle> she has 3 kids mate who u tryin to fool
06:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <Serenity> ooooooooooo
07:00 <dematerialised> im no engineer but i think he was referencing the structural integrity of Maurice's ladycave
07:00 <Maurice> My vagina is in tip top condition
08:00 <Serenity> good on ya mum
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> what about your vulva
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> people often mix the two up
10:00 <Serenity> well you're not fucking the vulva so it doesnt really matter
10:00 <Clarkson> you build shit and fight stuff
11:00 <dematerialised> for the record i am actually an engineer
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah how can you mix your vagina nd vulva up?
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ourbodiesourselves.org/cms/assets/uploads/2014/03/vulva-anatomy.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ourbodiesourselves.org/health-info/self-exam-vulva-vagina/&h=528&w=600&tbnid=aSbBk_ALABJZrM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=181&docid=ioa1H1i_oz7FGM&usg=__ywWVpU9u46Qnt0XQGI-cTtt0t20=&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjrkKPHn-bNAhWIn5QKHWM7CH0Q9QEIIjAA
12:00 <Serenity> i dont think people mix it up at all its just people are lazy and refer tot he whole thing as a vag
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> or if you say vulva they think you are talking about a car
12:00 <Serenity> does that happen
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> mons pubis
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> probably stands for MOUNT PUBIS
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> mount me pubis
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> also called mons veneris
15:00 <dematerialised> also called makeshift scuba mask
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> im loving vegemite on toast atm
17:00 <dematerialised> with or without butteR?
17:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e_HEDoT6yY
17:00 <President_Trump> is Matty off chasing Jessica tonight?
17:00 <Serenity> uh anyone who has it without butter doesnt deserve toast
18:00 <Serenity> no one cares President_Trump i suggest you stop caring also
18:00 <dematerialised> who is matty and why do i care
18:00 <Serenity> mayo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> WITH dem!
18:00 <dematerialised> ok
18:00 <dematerialised> so
18:00 <dematerialised> why do i care
18:00 <Serenity> you dont
18:00 <Serenity> no one does
18:00 <dematerialised> oh
18:00 <dematerialised> and good k9
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… a client I took out last week had THICK vegemite on toast no butter
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like WTF
19:00 <dematerialised> clearly not mentally stable
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a long black coffee… ob no taste buds
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well.. she wasn’t actually lol
19:00 <Serenity> people who have pb on toast with no butter are also massive shit cunts
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
20:00 <dematerialised> i can do pb on toast with no butter
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <Serenity> ok
20:00 <dematerialised> but only a light coating
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw peanutbutter and honey mix
20:00 <Serenity> yesss its nice
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah if i ran out of butter and had peanutbutter it would be ok 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but not ALL the time
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> jam and cheese is noice too
21:00 <Serenity> oh if you run out of butter its acceptable
21:00 <dematerialised> correct
21:00 <Serenity> but not as a first choice
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> like strawberry jam + a slice of real cheese
21:00 <Serenity> YUM
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd no, not as first choice.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> also cream chese + jam
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> or cottage cheese wif jam
22:00 <Serenity> just all cheese and jam
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to use cottage cheese instead of butter
22:00 <Serenity> at high school we used to be able to buy cheesies with jam on
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
23:00 <Serenity> I remember when i was a kid and dad cut off a bit of fresh baked bread and put jam and cream on it
23:00 <Serenity> i was like yucckkk and he forced me to try it and i was like.. ohh yum
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> jam and cream….. yeah nope.
23:00 <Serenity> its soo good
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im not a huge fan of cream
24:00 <dematerialised> or jizz either
24:00 <dematerialised> im seeing a pattern
24:00 <Serenity> i love cream so much i havent had it for so long
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep! LOL
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll eat the fake sugary stuff or if sugar is added…. but otherwise naw
24:00 <Serenity> but dont let mayo know i said that cause you know IM TALKING ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS AGAIN GUYS
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIGHT LOSS
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> HIGH LIGHT
24:00 <dematerialised> LOL YOU ARE LOSING WEIGHT LOL
25:00 <Serenity> th can stuff? I secretly love that shit
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> BING IN THE SHIT CUNTS 
25:00 <Clarkson> oh look , we still have people feeling the need to comment on how its so awesome to ignore and how cool they are for ignoring and how they dont get to see shit being said n omg, i wanna be him:(
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIGHT LOSS
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG !!!!!!
25:00 <Serenity> dematerialised he told me the other day they make fun of me not because ive lost weight but because i brag about it ALL THE TIME
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> BRING…but bing worls too
25:00 <Serenity> and i must stop
25:00 <dematerialised> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> "brag"
25:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
25:00 <dematerialised> how dare you talk about  current events sezz
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> its cos of all the ice they smoke.
25:00 <Serenity> im like.. ive lost 50kg dude ill talk about what ever the fuck i want to do with that
26:00 <Clarkson> i just shit my pants
26:00 <dematerialised> maybe they are jealous because they are still fat fucks?
26:00 <Serenity> if you dont like it tough
26:00 <dematerialised> who knows
26:00 <Serenity> so now ive made it my mission to talk about it more
26:00 <Serenity> because clearly theyre hanging off every word i say
26:00 <dematerialised> they are upset they cant have normal conversation i reckon
26:00 <Serenity> prob
26:00 <Serenity> loooooooooooooooool
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> thing that makes me laugh the most is they lurk in the ch reading shit, then BAM they all of a sudden don’t like it so they ark up like 2 year olds
26:00 <dematerialised> hello fox
27:00 <Serenity> rofl its fucking weird though right? sitting around taking notes about what people are talking about
27:00 <faux> hi 
27:00 <faux> how u
27:00 <Serenity> but not being involved in the convo
27:00 <dematerialised> good ty fox, i went for a long drive
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird. it’s fucking weird and creepy!
27:00 <dematerialised> wbu
27:00 <faux> oo sounds fun
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what ice addicts do!
27:00 <faux> nada i been chillin w my sissy and now im watching a moofie w dads wifey
27:00 <Serenity> katatonic_kate01 stop about her pregnancy 4 times today
27:00 <faux> showered and painted my nails i am chilllll
28:00 <Serenity> Serenity mentioned her weigh 7 times
28:00 <Serenity> +t
28:00 <faux> whered you drive to
28:00 <Serenity> Doodle touched his willy 5 times
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> my “fake” pregnancy mind you
28:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah when are you miscarrying? its taking ages
28:00 <Serenity> 'fake misscarrying'
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if i don’t give a specific date, time and location of the birthing events its ob a lie
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <doctor> i have womb envy
29:00 <Serenity> like the other day when hes like 'show us a full body pic' and i said no
29:00 <Serenity> and hes like 'exactly'
29:00 <Serenity> exactly what??
29:00 <Serenity> never did find out
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> its ok, i have penis envy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol serenity!
29:00 <doctor> maybe science can do away with sex types one day
30:00 <Clarkson> <@faux> ive been waitingfor ur cunt*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw not science
30:00 <faux> ok
30:00 <couleurs> sex
30:00 <Clarkson> fawks; hay amsy check out dis pic   amsy: WAT   fawks; lols its pieter's shit
30:00 <Serenity> ...
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fink it will have to be …. um…. deconstructing the gender…. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah lost me train of thought
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe just accepting gender on a spectrum and not giving a fuck 
31:00 <Clarkson> if i had a cunt
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
32:00 <couleurs> sex
32:00 <Clarkson> girls are going 2 b like did this guy crap his pants wtf
32:00 <couleurs> :)
33:00 <faux> clarky stop setting off me highlight 
33:00 <Clarkson> you wouldn't do shit if a mafia style gang knocked it over
33:00 <faux> look m8
33:00 <faux> ill fite u irl clarkson
33:00 <Clarkson> i spit gay shit EVERYWHERES!
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> take that cunt down fauxy
33:00 <faux> loll
33:00 <faux> watching some doco about a big dude on netflix
33:00 <couleurs> #TeamClarky
33:00 <Clarkson> about greedy coporate assholes
33:00 <faux> the man who ate himself to death or something
33:00 <faux> :'(
33:00 <Serenity> oh :(
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the
34:00 <faux> ihope hesnot dead but the title kinda gives it away
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in got too fat
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> yeah
34:00 <faux> hes 800poubd
34:00 <faux> s
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy shit
34:00 <faux> he cant even stand anymore
34:00 <Serenity> oh i think iw atched that
34:00 <couleurs> The Picard Story
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> best friend for snacky snaks
34:00 <faux> his wife has to wash him
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ couleurs
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a rag on a stick?
34:00 <faux> doctors fromnthe US flew out to help him 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit, she would
34:00 <faux> but i haven't finishdyet
34:00 <faux> so idk what happebs
35:00 <faux> dads wifey and i were just watching Joy
35:00 <faux> zzz
35:00 <faux> we turned it off
35:00 <President_Trump> golly
35:00 <faux> was snoozey
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno….. when you’re THAT big, peeps need to bring you food
35:00 <faux> yeah his wife cant say no to him 
35:00 <faux> and feeds him bad shit
35:00 <faux> eNaBLeR
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… you kinda need to do the tough love thing and be like no!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you’re 800 pounds
36:00 <faux> they havent even had sex
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> the wife is part of the problem…. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah his penis would be covered in fat
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> like legit
36:00 <Serenity> :(
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it would be too much for his body… the physical effort
36:00 <faux> dhe said they havent consemated the marriage the RIGHT way
37:00 <faux> soshe prob just sits on his face
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Serenity> ii watch a bunch of fat shows on youtube
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <Serenity> most of them are english
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s sad when the large fattehs (300 - 400 kgs +) 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> stink… like have poor personal hygiene 
38:00 <Serenity> yeah imagine how hard it would be to keep all those folds clean though
38:00 <Serenity> i feel bad for em
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… same.
38:00 <Serenity> showering once a day wouldnt be enough
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> but all the moisture couldn’t be good for the skin
39:00 <Serenity> nah they get a lot of sores n things
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it would be horrible!
39:00 <Serenity> my 600lb life is one i watch on youtube
39:00 <Serenity> and a lot of them have to put barrier creams n stuff on similar to you do with babies nappies
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive seen a few like that
39:00 <Serenity> to stop the sores
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…at that point… you’d be like what the fuck have i done to me self
40:00 <Serenity> no shit hey and theyre so big they cant just go for a walk or whatever anymore
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
40:00 <Serenity> one guy was so big he physically couldnt move his body enough at all to burn enough calories for the food he had to eat to stay alive
41:00 <Serenity> it was horrible
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
41:00 <Serenity> so even if he ate like 800 calories in a day.. he couldnt ever move enough to burn that
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s sad. 
42:00 <Serenity> it really is
42:00 <Serenity> so glad i never got to that point lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> although it feels like  it for me now lol
43:00 <Serenity> pregnancy is the absolute worst lol
44:00 <Serenity> i didnt enjoy it at all
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit
44:00 <Clarkson> I like Charlie Sheen because he got fired from that piece of shit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either
44:00 <Serenity> you know those women who are like omggg its the most beautiful thing ive ever donee
44:00 <Serenity> fuck off.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note i think me laptop is electrocuting me 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL - yep. fuck off with your this is beautiful b/s
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re glowing
45:00 <Serenity> im not glowing im 45 fucking degrees and sweating
45:00 <Serenity> get fucked
45:00 <Serenity> rof
45:00 <Serenity> rofl
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> so trew!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was out with friends today for breakfast and brought the hubby along…. and he was saying he can’t wait till its over because i complain too much LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> AS FUCKING IF! *shakes fist*
48:00 <Serenity> pffffffffff
48:00 <Serenity> unless you have a rockmelon in your snatch you dont get to complain buddy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima say that to him next time :P
50:00 <Serenity> haha thats what it always felt like to me
50:00 <Serenity> like i was gripping onto a rockmelon with my vag for months on end
50:00 <dematerialised> "It's good that you're anorexic, it means there is less of yourself to be ashamed of"
50:00 <dematerialised> i fell off my chair
51:00 <Serenity> woah wtf
51:00 <President_Trump> why did you fall off your chair?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> due to your ice use trump
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
52:00 <dematerialised> you should really get off the gear man
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of addiction, I could so eat a massive slice of vanilla cheese cake
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> but real vanilla pods used
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG! GAH! 
53:00 <couleurs> :)
58:00 <Serenity> godd cheesecake
58:00 <President_Trump> i could eat an entire cheesecake right now
58:00 <President_Trump> wash it down with some 4,1 COKE ZERO 
58:00 <couleurs> i'm a cheese cake
59:00 <Serenity> what flavour
59:00 <couleurs> pizza
01:00 <Serenity> yum
01:00 <Serenity> .
01:00 <faux> next
02:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy
02:00 <President_Trump> i consider you a good friend
02:00 <faux> thats nice for you
03:00 <faux> i consider you a pain in my ass
03:00 <President_Trump> ??
03:00 <President_Trump> is that an offer?
03:00 <doctor> i ate a whole pizza
03:00 <doctor> im bulking
04:00 <doctor> thats my excuse anyway
06:00 <dematerialised> my excuse is i live in a macrocosm of excess and i'm not dead yet
08:00 <doctor> i like your own better
09:00 <doctor> I just want to eat like a pig, get stoned a lot and have lots of sex, then die by 50
09:00 <couleurs> i got roasted almends
09:00 <doctor> But apparently that's not acceptable
09:00 <dematerialised> fuck what's acceptable
09:00 <dematerialised> do what makes you happy
10:00 <doctor> Yeah, I will when I win lotto
10:00 <doctor> My habits would be pretty expensive
10:00 <doctor> like couleurs roasted almend eating obsession
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> doctor you can probably achieve three out of your four goals
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/sxvAZth.jpg
12:00 <couleurs> poke pay me
13:00 <doctor> That's poor business strategy, any insentive to get people into the store is good
14:00 <doctor> Which ones WhoMadeWho?
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> that is the question indeed
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> only YOU can decide
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidday
17:00 <doctor> Ill skip the dying at 50 and extend it to maybe immortality
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> what if the rules of the game said you had to achieve the other three
18:00 <doctor> We only speak English in this channel georgeandwell_alpha, no Halal approved languages allowed
19:00 <doctor> Well, I'll grow a lot of weed, eat a lot of weed and sell weed for sexual favours
19:00 <doctor> That could work
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> maye
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mate
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> thinking outside of the cube......nice to see 
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> this is englsh
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> giddeee
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> m8
20:00 <doctor> No I will not covert to Islam tyvm
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> islam
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> Mohamed l
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls 1r burn me bush 2nite
21:00 <couleurs> ugh i ate 2 many almends like katatonic_kate01 ate 2 many m&ms
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
24:00 <couleurs> now i'm thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <WhoMadeWho> body mass index = number of m&m's consumed divided by height divided by girth
26:00 <amsy> make me a tea
27:00 <Lumeah> me2 please 
27:00 <Jimmybob> i shot da sherrif
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> and you had sexual relations with the deputy
29:00 <amsy> what is it dem?
29:00 <dematerialised> spaghetti
30:00 <amsy> phew
30:00 <amsy> ty
30:00 <dematerialised> np
30:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho has a giant penis.. true.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
31:00 <couleurs> WhoCaresBigEars
32:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't actually, it's been ravaged by years of meth abuse
32:00 <dematerialised> worn down to a stump
33:00 <couleurs> hope kerber beats serene williams the giant tit ape 
33:00 <couleurs> and then franch win against those spics 
33:00 <Kelevra> I wish I had a penis
34:00 <Jimmybob> do you make up for it by being a giant dick
34:00 <Jimmybob> cause it seems that way
34:00 <Kelevra> possibly
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pocs
34:00 <Kelevra> who knows
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
35:00 <Kelevra> pics of what?
35:00 <Kelevra> my imaginary penis?
35:00 <Serenity> i need to be carried to the shower
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the giant dick
35:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck are you?
35:00 <Jimmybob> FALCON PUNCH!!!!
35:00 <dematerialised> i wanna see pics of Kelevra's dick
35:00 <Clarkson> he said my weed was shit
35:00 <Kelevra> I don't have any pics of giant dicks
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
36:00 <Jimmybob> I... well I am Taco.
36:00 <Jimmybob> Are you Taco? No! You are not Taco.
36:00 <Kelevra> I have pictures of dicks that have been in me but they're nothing to brag about.. trust me.
36:00 <Serenity> mmm that makes me want me dinner
36:00 <dematerialised> im not interested in those
36:00 <Jimmybob> But I... I am Taco.
36:00 <Kelevra> oh taco, that explains it..
36:00 <dematerialised> i want to see your dick Kelevra
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> dematerialised It'll grow oneday, be patient
36:00 <Serenity> hi doodle carry me to the shower plz
36:00 <Doodle> ok
36:00 <Doodle> hi
37:00 <Serenity> wee
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> carpet burn
37:00 <Doodle> ye
37:00 <Kelevra> =\
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking about dick
37:00 <Serenity> floorboards mate
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey doodle!
37:00 <Doodle> it will warm u up
37:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
38:00 <Serenity> i need to move to bali
38:00 <Doodle> no i meant carpet burn
38:00 <Doodle> llol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> u got me all excited
38:00 <Doodle> my penis has retired
38:00 <Clarkson> i fucking look as clean as they come in mah pics
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> RETIRED
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
38:00 <Doodle> its been decommissioned from underuse
39:00 <Serenity> rofll
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> re recomission it!
39:00 <Doodle> its just ornamental all the workings have been dismantled
39:00 <Serenity> is it heritage listed?
39:00 <Doodle> no
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
40:00 <Doodle> bitch
40:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaaa
40:00 <Serenity> <3
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> vintage?
40:00 <Doodle> <3
40:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you jizz dust?
40:00 <Doodle> no
40:00 <Serenity> hes doodle not b1
40:00 <Loof> or Loof
40:00 <Jimmybob> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY--TA
41:00 <couleurs> irie
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf is irie
41:00 <Jimmybob> ur face
41:00 <Loof> means something is really good
42:00 <couleurs> :)
42:00 <Serenity> like YE DIS RULES
42:00 <Serenity> type dealio?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
43:00 <Loof> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irie
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure the husband is gonna snap his keyboard in a sec LOL
43:00 <Loof> "to be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries."
43:00 <Loof> "Everyting is irie mon"
43:00 <Serenity> thats how i feel when im baked
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - wentworth.. is prettygood
44:00 <Loof> couleurs acted like i invented the word the pissy little troll
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <couleurs> i invented it
45:00 <couleurs> and cowabunga 
46:00 <Loof> starting to agree with kate, all da trolls are on ice
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> look just fucking relax aye! chill to some tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp-lWgUDcKk
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh loof! 
46:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn on m8
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> your death?
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> maaàaate
48:00 <Loof> trollin trollin trollin keep trollin trollin trollin
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
48:00 <Serenity> dey see me trollin
48:00 <Serenity> dey h8n
49:00 <Loof> ROFL
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odeHP8N4LKc
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s garn on m8
49:00 <Loof> skarnon
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fink i’ll add that to me ‘labour’ track list *giggles*
50:00 <couleurs> kool
50:00 <Loof> kate already voted labour 9 months ago ;)
51:00 <Maurice> Someone roll me to the shower
51:00 <Maurice> I can't walk
51:00 <Maurice> Well I can, but I don't want to
52:00 <Loof> what ep you up to kate?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
52:00 <Loof> and season?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ep 7 season 3
52:00 <Loof> oh man
53:00 <Loof> i envy you
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the governor is a cunt
53:00 <Loof> you just wait to see
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> she totes needs some dick and cake
53:00 <faux> eheee
53:00 <faux> sodomy and cake
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Loof> she gets hers is all i'll say
54:00 <Loof> mmm frankie
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i read some stuff…
54:00 <dematerialised> my hands smell like chicken 2 minute noodles
54:00 <dematerialised> i dont know hy
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash yo hands
54:00 <Loof> and yo dick
54:00 <Clarkson> yes, yes i think i may fart
55:00 <dematerialised> so that's why i always get the fat chicks
55:00 <dematerialised> my dick smells like chicken
55:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <couleurs> cool
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
58:00 <Clarkson> fuck u and work cunt
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> your dick smells like chicken
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, might wanna wash it aye
59:00 <couleurs> sex
59:00 <Clarkson> shut the fuck up you idiot
59:00 <doctor> remember to always wash behind the skin when you have a shower, make sure you get rid of every last drip after you pee and change your undies regularly
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <doctor> then your penis will begin to smell like roses
59:00 <Clarkson> especially if the penis is touching your prostate
59:00 <doctor> exactly Clarkson 
59:00 <Clarkson> she dont drink her friends form work those bitches brought it
59:00 <dematerialised> you lot are disgusting
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my penis color is rose gold
00:00 <couleurs> sex
01:00 <Serenity> vomit
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e u grls here on chaturbate
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> serenit hit me up m8
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah were all on it m8
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im free till 12
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no ones gives a fuck m8
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i have a slot open 4 u
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> b qik
02:00 <Serenity> id rather drown myself in donkey piss mate
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah what she said
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ok m8
06:00 <dematerialised> jessicaplease
06:00 <jessica> hai @ chu
09:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^ 
10:00 <Cath^> hi couleurs
11:00 <faux> wheres Kim^
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidday
11:00 <faux> ha!
11:00 <couleurs> idgi
11:00 <faux> Good ol Humour.
12:00 <Cath^> around faux
15:00 <couleurs> lol this guy on the FiFa headset giveing me shit
16:00 <Loof> listening to vio sing is so irie
16:00 <Loof> love american accents
18:00 <couleurs> Hot.
24:00 <couleurs> :)
29:00 <couleurs> Brb All
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls! 
35:00 <JackTheRipper> katatonic_kate01 hi
36:00 <dematerialised> JackTheRipper
36:00 <dematerialised> JackTheRipper hi
36:00 <dematerialised> hi JackTheRipper
36:00 <dematerialised> how are you JackTheRipper
36:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised, hi
36:00 <dematerialised> JackTheRipper how are you
36:00 <President_Trump> lol @ demut
36:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised
36:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised: how are you?
36:00 <President_Trump> Matthew what's been happening mate?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey icey
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
36:00 <Loof> icey mciceice
36:00 <dematerialised> JackTheRipper i heard jessica is your girlfriend
36:00 <dematerialised> is this true?
37:00 <JackTheRipper> JackTheRipper you heard right my friend.
37:00 <JackTheRipper> jealous?
37:00 <Loof> ice ice baby dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
37:00 <Matthew> i've been away
37:00 <Loof> good
37:00 <Loof> i didn't notice
37:00 <President_Trump> Matthew where have u been mate?
37:00 <JackTheRipper> Matthew: Essendon are doing well
37:00 <Matthew> hk
37:00 <Loof> rice queen
37:00 <dematerialised> lol
37:00 <British^Meat> hah icey
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the ice trolls of austnet
38:00 <Kelevra> got rice got rice, got food got soup got spice
38:00 <jessica> leave my scientist alone
38:00 <President_Trump> what were u doing in hk? sourcing some exotic supplements?
38:00 <Kelevra> HERROH
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <JackTheRipper> jessica, spread em
38:00 <President_Trump> where's berman?
38:00 <JackTheRipper> myimmortal
39:00 <Loof> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rice%20queen
39:00 <JackTheRipper> lost weebles, lost cabbage^toast, lost charisma, lost matty, lost cause
39:00 <JackTheRipper> katatonic_kate01, how are you?
39:00 <Loof> "Jeff may be a top and a bit of a rice queen, but he loves and respects his gaysian boyfriend."
40:00 <jessica> pill taking couple
40:00 <Loof> my ass is cold
41:00 <dematerialised> you should light it on fire
41:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <JackTheRipper> speak up katatonic_kate01
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about you fuck off icey?
46:00 <Clarkson> and people stop fucking dragging my nick up everytime someone has a boo boo
46:00 <Loof> god it's icey cold in here
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Matthew> no
47:00 <JackTheRipper> katatonic_kate01 I bought a jar of vegemite today, I don't really like the taste... Would you know of any other uses for vegemite?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah several. I made a youtube vid about it 8 years ago.
48:00 <JackTheRipper> Perhaps I could spread it across my face and use it as like a 'war paint' type of thang?
48:00 <JackTheRipper> katatonic_kate01, got a link?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you totally could.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, but you do. i’m sure. 
48:00 <dematerialised> vegemite war paint sounds like fun
48:00 <dematerialised> better than period blood i suppose
48:00 <JackTheRipper> I could also make a youtube vid of it in hope of appealing to the wider masses, to become the youtube sensation that I have always strived to be?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Have you been smoking ice again jack?
49:00 <dematerialised> of course he has
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ jack. yes, i made a vid 8 years ago… haven’t made anymore but I wanted youtube fame. Nods.
50:00 <JackTheRipper> now now katatonic_kate01 that is just not true...
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn’t it?
50:00 <JackTheRipper> There were many, many videos.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
51:00 <JackTheRipper> I see you hit ROCK BOTTOM whilst doing the vegemite vid, a last attempt in desperation to claim fame.
51:00 <dematerialised> you aren't funny
51:00 <British^Meat> damn he been hittin it hard tonight
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that because your reality is so distorted due to drug use?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ BM
51:00 <dematerialised> mayo do you have any friends?
51:00 <dematerialised> outside of irc?
51:00 <dematerialised> i am curious.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has the ice pipe
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and shards of ice
52:00 <British^Meat> matty on da shardz
52:00 <JackTheRipper> I actually have a good idea, like the resurection of katatonic_kate vids. What you need to do is smash own a sponge cake in the quickest time possible and offer the challenge to other fat cunts, much like yourself.
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is that the ice psychosis speaking Jack?
53:00 <JackTheRipper> katatonic_kate01 no, just a thought
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> look 4 a grl to do prostate exam on me
53:00 <JackTheRipper> Im trying to help you
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would i need your help
53:00 <dematerialised> dont fucking ignore me mayo
53:00 <JackTheRipper> clearly you need help kk
53:00 <JackTheRipper> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> answer my question
53:00 <JackTheRipper> sorry dematerialised
53:00 <JackTheRipper> you had a q?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww he is projecting
53:00 <dematerialised> yes
53:00 <JackTheRipper> oh
53:00 <dematerialised> do you have any friends outside of irc?
53:00 <JackTheRipper> i see now
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1800 - ice helpline
53:00 <JackTheRipper> yes
53:00 <JackTheRipper> yes I do
53:00 <dematerialised> what are their names
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> call it mayo
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> call it now
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can stop the drug cycle
54:00 <President_Trump> demut have you walked the plank tonight?
54:00 <dematerialised> i have
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ho
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
54:00 <JackTheRipper> yes
54:00 <JackTheRipper> arrrrrggghhhh
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> look at him trying :)
55:00 <JackTheRipper> dematerialised time to walk the plank you scurvy seadog
55:00 <British^Meat> do me
55:00 <JackTheRipper> British^Meat, soon.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can see the psychosis is kicking in. He has hit it hard! 
55:00 <JackTheRipper> mr robocop t with the starwars jacket
55:00 <British^Meat> too hard
56:00 <British^Meat> losing that touch he thought he had
56:00 <British^Meat> he'll nut out soon enough
56:00 <dematerialised> i reckon it's early onset alzeihmers
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you do get brain damage from smoking too much ice
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s clear to see he has experienced some cog. functioning…. 
59:00 <President_Trump> has katatonic_kate01 booked herself into the ice rehab yet?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
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