// #melbourne — 2016-12-12
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00:00:00 <paperboy> Extra, extra ready all about it - https://soundcloud.com/austnet-news/austnet-news-13122016
00:01:00 <amelia> ready all about it
00:01:00 <partay> is that cramelia /
00:02:00 <amelia> ?
00:09:00 <partay> wtf austnet news
00:09:00 <partay> L O fucking L
00:10:00 <Skirmish> lol it was great.
00:10:00 <partay> did you listen to last weeks ?
00:10:00 <partay> you get a special mention
00:12:00 <Skirmish> No! I will have to listen to last weeks now.
00:12:00 <amelia> Skirmish got special mention?
00:12:00 <partay> yes
00:12:00 <amelia> i didnt think pollock gave a fuck about Skirmish
00:12:00 <partay> amelia so far youre in the clear
00:12:00 <Skirmish> Not on the one linked, the one for last week. I haven't heard it.
00:13:00 <partay> link is bottom right
00:19:00 <partay> someone has way too much time on their hands
00:19:00 <amelia> i fuckin lost it at the chips in the oven
00:20:00 <Skirmish> lol link it for me please
00:22:00 <WackMeNow> this is the best thing thats ever happend to the ausnet.
00:22:00 <WackMeNow> austnet news
00:22:00 <WackMeNow> and this will get the austnet back on track
00:22:00 <WackMeNow> for certain
00:22:00 <partay> https://soundcloud.com/austnet-news/austnet-news-december-5
00:23:00 <Skirmish> Thanks
00:23:00 <Skirmish> It's hilarious.
00:23:00 <partay> heh
00:23:00 <partay> yep
00:24:00 <Skirmish> This is going to DC whilst I go listen. bbs.
00:26:00 <amelia> i hopes i get chatter of the week
00:26:00 <partay> amelia
00:26:00 <partay> ill make you famous
00:27:00 <amelia> whoever has done it definitely has a sense of humour at least
00:27:00 <partay> anyway
00:27:00 <partay> i look forward to the next edition
00:27:00 <partay> where amelia and Skirmish bump uglies
00:36:00 <WackMeNow> do ever the fuck we want
00:36:00 <WackMeNow> -austnet news
00:49:00 <Student> Greetings
00:58:00 <Skirmish> 37 people in channel, 36 idle. RIP #melbourne
00:59:00 <Student> 1 Massiah , 36 idlers
00:59:00 <Student> save us :P
22:46:00 <partay> Ahhh
22:46:00 <partay> late start tomorrow
22:50:00 <Skirmish> Ahhhh no start tomorrow.
22:58:00 <partay> Skirmish you taking the day off to egg picards house?
22:58:00 <Skirmish> I've got two days off for working the weekend. Picards house is too far away otherwise it would be tempting.
22:59:00 <disCERN> Picard would love an egging, he'd carefully scrape it out onto a frying pan for a free meal
22:59:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:15:00 <partay> poor pictard
23:24:00 <Westinghouse> anyone seen Raichu around?
23:24:00 <Westinghouse> !seen Raichu
23:24:00 <slower> Skirmish isnt the weekened worth more than just 2 ordinary days?
23:24:00 <Skirmish> slower: Yeah I get paid for the weekend at weekend rates.
23:25:00 <slower> oh ok
23:26:00 <partay> Skirmish what is it you do again?
23:26:00 <Westinghouse> he's a pedofile
23:26:00 <Westinghouse> he comes on irc to pedo and gets paid for it
23:26:00 <Skirmish> ^
23:27:00 <Skirmish> I work for the govt.
23:27:00 <Westinghouse> hahahahaha
23:27:00 <Westinghouse> govt
23:27:00 <Westinghouse> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:27:00 <Westinghouse> u dont work for the govt
23:28:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I don't.
23:28:00 <partay> oh
23:28:00 <partay> thats right
23:28:00 <partay> fellow public srvant
23:29:00 <partay> o/
23:29:00 <Skirmish> o/
23:29:00 <Westinghouse> he isnt a public servant partay
23:29:00 <Westinghouse> he doesnt work for the govt
23:30:00 <Westinghouse> he's a night manager
23:30:00 <partay> my manager just ent on leave for 6 weeks so im doing his role
23:30:00 <Westinghouse> he is like a secruity guard sorta thing
23:30:00 <Skirmish> Yeah whatever Jezza says I am, I am.
23:32:00 <Westinghouse> you are
23:32:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely :)
23:32:00 <Westinghouse> 100% you are not a public servant
23:33:00 <Skirmish> 100%
23:33:00 <Skirmish> Whatever you say. :)
23:33:00 <Skirmish> See if you can add to the list of jobs that austnet has given me over the years.
23:33:00 <partay> Westinghouse are you working for the dole?
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Jezza is on DSP.
23:34:00 <partay> ahhh
23:34:00 <partay> makes sense
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Severe mental illness. Bipolar, depression etc.
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Needs to get off the meth.
23:35:00 <Westinghouse> LOL D$P
23:35:00 <Westinghouse> ive never been on D$P in my life
23:35:00 <Westinghouse> Skirmish you told ppl this yourself
23:35:00 <Westinghouse> that you were a security guard
23:35:00 <Westinghouse> u bragged about it retard
23:35:00 <Westinghouse> LOL
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> told ppl like sharni and co
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> below
23:36:00 <Skirmish> Of course you aren't going to admit it. You're all about status and telling people the truth would diminsh that status you think you hvae.
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> amelia
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> Skirmish ive been on centrelink before yes
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> newstart
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> i dont deny that
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> i chose to go on it lol
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> but D$P and that hahaha no mate
23:36:00 <Skirmish> I did work as a Security guard. Haven't done that for years. Left it to do what I do now.
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> when was last time u smoked a bong buddy?
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> and what do you do now?
23:36:00 <Skirmish> 1996.
23:36:00 <Westinghouse> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:37:00 <Skirmish> I work for the govt.
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> hahahaha
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> doing what?
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> you dont even have a uni degree
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> you left
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> or failed
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> when you thought u would become the next ISIS hunter
23:37:00 <partay> you dont need a uni degree to work for the govt
23:37:00 <Westinghouse> but you were too useless to even finish open uni
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> partay to do something proper you do
23:38:00 <partay> no
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> ohwell if thats the case then
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> my gf works for the govt
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:38:00 <Skirmish> We're in Jezza's world now Partay. He makes it up as he goes.
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> why not
23:38:00 <partay> its not mandatory
23:38:00 <partay> Ive hired people in senior positions with a degree
23:38:00 <partay> and without
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> hahahahahaha
23:38:00 <Westinghouse> partay you are govt now?
23:39:00 <Westinghouse> what you are is a pedofile
23:39:00 <partay> i have been for 22 years
23:39:00 <Westinghouse> still hanging on for faux to return are we?
23:39:00 <Westinghouse> partay how old are you?
23:39:00 <Skirmish> hahahaha jezza is having a break down that people are doing better in life than he is with his drug addiction.
23:39:00 <partay> who
23:39:00 <partay> lols
23:39:00 <partay> poor jezza
23:39:00 <partay> destined to be a bum
23:39:00 <Westinghouse> Skirmish i dont give a shit what u losers do
23:39:00 <Westinghouse> you are all old pedofile fat faggots
23:40:00 <amelia> `ban Westinghouse
23:40:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:40:00 <Skirmish> That was the most action this channel has seen for weeks!
23:40:00 <amelia> agreed but it was uninteresting
23:40:00 <amelia> he needs new material
23:40:00 <partay> lol
23:40:00 <partay> yah
23:40:00 <amelia> same ol rants
23:40:00 <Skirmish> He will never get new material.
23:41:00 <partay> hes more twisted than picard
23:41:00 <partay> hes not intelligent enugh to have more material
23:41:00 <amelia> (Westinghouse) awww no was i upsetting your pedo pals? :(
23:41:00 <amelia> yes, he got it in one
23:41:00 <amelia> he was upsetting my pedo pals
23:50:00 <partay> cramelia.... toasted cheese thanks
23:51:00 <amelia> no im busy doin nothing
23:54:00 <xm> we can discuss my loss
23:54:00 <xm> i had to trim/maintain the beard today
23:54:00 <xm> it was sad to see some go, my first beard baby
23:54:00 <amelia> did you cut it all off
23:54:00 <xm> nope
23:54:00 <amelia> show @ me
23:54:00 <xm> was considering, my brother was going to
23:55:00 <amelia> u r making me a concerned
23:55:00 <partay> the metro trim?
23:55:00 <xm> it isnt much of a growth, as it's still new
23:55:00 <xm> ive never had a beard before
23:56:00 <partay> don johnson beard?
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