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00:00:00 <Doodle> well, here we are
00:00:00 <faux> ITS 00:00 MAKE A WISH
00:00:00 <Serenity> CLICK IT FFS
00:00:00 <Doodle> i wish it was 00:01
00:00:00 <Maurice> I said you DIDN'T click it, not don't click it
00:00:00 <Doodle> oh
00:00:00 <Doodle> is it gross
00:00:00 <Maurice> NO
00:00:00 <faux> NO FFS
00:00:00 <faux> JUST CLICK
00:00:00 <faux> CHNR
00:00:00 <Doodle> is it a bit sexy
00:00:00 <Maurice> Yes
00:00:00 <dematerialised> just click china
00:00:00 <Doodle> really
00:00:00 <Doodle> does it contain breasts
00:00:00 <dematerialised> yes
00:00:00 <Doodle> bare ones
00:01:00 <dematerialised> yes
00:01:00 <Doodle> lady mams?
00:01:00 <Loof> how is that guys skin so bad
00:01:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.citybeach.com.au/shop/en/citybeach/footwear-mens-shoes/get-it-now-black-leaf-slipper
00:01:00 <dematerialised> indeed
00:01:00 <Loof> he has so many lines
00:01:00 <TheRiddler> found doodle some slippers
00:01:00 <Doodle> YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME YOU CUNTFACED CUNTS
00:01:00 <Loof> bert and ernie stoner shoes
00:01:00 <dematerialised> :D
00:01:00 <Doodle> THATS MORMOM MAMMEY
00:01:00 <dematerialised> you are the fool for looking!
00:01:00 <faux> gordon amsy
00:02:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/CHcxZH2.png
00:02:00 <Serenity> ffs
00:02:00 <faux> next
00:02:00 <Serenity> i haven pooped in 4 days
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.citybeach.com.au/shop/en/citybeach/footwear-mens-shoes/get-it-now-kids-choc-poo-slipper and 1 for faux
00:02:00 <Serenity> just fyi
00:02:00 <dematerialised> NeXT
00:02:00 <faux> has kate coughed out the baby yet
00:02:00 <Doodle> next
00:02:00 <dematerialised> the reason kate is not here is because she's current pooping a baby
00:02:00 <dematerialised> or has done so
00:02:00 <dematerialised> yes
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> where is amsy
00:02:00 <Loof> this is my favorite Doodle pic: http://i.imgur.com/otJBood.jpg
00:02:00 <faux> lollllllllllllll ash
00:03:00 <Doodle> lmao Loof
00:03:00 <dematerialised> amsy was/is on holiday
00:03:00 <Serenity> kate thought she was in labour the other day so maybe
00:03:00 <Loof> love it so much :)
00:03:00 <faux> i have a poo emoji cushion
00:03:00 <Doodle> this one is my fave http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
00:03:00 <Maurice> I found kates birth vid
00:03:00 <Serenity> i wish i could poop
00:03:00 <faux> amsy is road tripping
00:03:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQZptsC1iA
00:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Family Guy - Stewie Gives Birth Views: 1,289,296 Uploader: Alex Moss Uploaded: Nov 6, 2015 Duration: 1m8s Rating: 4.54
00:03:00 <faux> w her fiance
00:03:00 <Loof> i love that one too hahahaha
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> there's a poo onesie too
00:03:00 <Doodle> eheeeheh
00:03:00 <faux> whatttt
00:03:00 <faux> i need it
00:03:00 <Doodle> a poonsie
00:03:00 <faux> is it in adult size
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.citybeach.com.au/shop/en/citybeach/mens-mens-underwear-and-onesies/get-it-now-poo-emojee-onesie
00:03:00 <Doodle> NO
00:04:00 <Doodle> its only in immature size
00:04:00 <faux> omg does he come with it
00:04:00 <faux> hnnngggg
00:04:00 <Doodle> LOL
00:04:00 <Doodle> THE LAST PIC
00:04:00 <Doodle> he's like
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:04:00 <Doodle> wtf have i done with my life
00:04:00 <dematerialised> this shirt smells like motor oil
00:04:00 <dematerialised> its making me horny
00:05:00 <Doodle> I AM MODELLING A POONSIE
00:05:00 <dematerialised> gotta pay those uni fees somehow
00:05:00 <Doodle> he should have done manwhoring
00:05:00 <Serenity> i just told ShadowLurker im buying a tartan skirt to wear with black tights and my boots and i think he just spoofed on the couch
00:05:00 <Doodle> oh
00:05:00 <Serenity> weirdo
00:05:00 <Doodle> my dad has one you can buy sezz
00:05:00 <faux> lmaoooo
00:05:00 <faux> i just choked
00:05:00 <Serenity> NOT A FUCKING KILT
00:05:00 <Serenity> YOU FUCK
00:05:00 <Serenity> ffs
00:05:00 <Doodle> rofl
00:06:00 <faux> LMAO
00:06:00 <Doodle> aahahaha
00:06:00 <dematerialised> you should also have included that you were going to be wearing a real-do as well
00:06:00 <Doodle> he'll even chuck in a sporran
00:06:00 <faux> hng @ Bruce in a kilt
00:06:00 <Serenity> a what
00:06:00 <faux> twirl for me brucey
00:06:00 <Serenity> rob
00:06:00 <Serenity> can you wear the kilt for us
00:06:00 <Doodle> the fuzzy bit that foes down the front
00:06:00 <Doodle> goes
00:06:00 <Doodle> what no
00:06:00 <faux> yes and TWIRL
00:06:00 <Doodle> i have me own
00:06:00 <Serenity> y
00:06:00 <Serenity> WEAR IT
00:06:00 <Serenity> PLEASE
00:06:00 <Serenity> LPLEAESDFG
00:06:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding u fucken weirdos
00:06:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:06:00 <faux> REQUEST IT FOR UR BIRTHDAY SEZ
00:06:00 <Doodle> last time i wore one i was 5
00:06:00 <Maurice> I used to have a tartan skirt when I was about 10
00:06:00 <faux> he takes requests
00:06:00 <Maurice> I hate it and mum made me wear it
00:07:00 <Maurice> I'm not even fucking scottish
00:07:00 <Doodle> och aye whoops a daisy
00:07:00 <faux> full pimpin doodle
00:07:00 <Maurice> Or regular scottish
00:07:00 <Maurice> THERES A PIPER DOWN! I REPEAT, A PIPER DOWN
00:07:00 <Serenity> he only does requests for you faux
00:07:00 <Serenity> im still upset about that
00:07:00 <Doodle> guess what i wear under me kilt
00:07:00 <faux> aw
00:07:00 <faux> NOTHINF PLS
00:08:00 <Maurice> A merkin?
00:08:00 <Doodle> urmums lipstick
00:08:00 <dematerialised> a sock
00:08:00 <faux> gross
00:08:00 <Doodle> rofl
00:08:00 <faux> can she not
00:08:00 <Doodle> no
00:08:00 <faux> sluz
00:08:00 <Doodle> she cant help herself
00:08:00 <faux> i donr blame her
00:08:00 <faux> eeehe
00:08:00 <Doodle> lmao
00:08:00 <Doodle> good grief
00:08:00 <Loof> vulgar
00:08:00 <faux> Pardon Me
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> black t-shirt white lab coat
00:09:00 <faux> leb coat
00:09:00 <Doodle> lel
00:09:00 <Loof> lol
00:09:00 <faux> aka bodh hair
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> to go with your skirt sezz
00:09:00 <faux> body*
00:09:00 <Doodle> shiny lebcoat
00:09:00 <Maurice> Doodle in his kilt http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/smurfupdraft.gif
00:09:00 <Doodle> LOL
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> abby ncis style
00:09:00 <faux> ehe
00:09:00 <Doodle> smurftastic
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> faux would want pics
00:09:00 <faux> he
00:09:00 <faux> ye
00:10:00 <faux> she would
00:10:00 <dematerialised> well taht night i lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes
00:10:00 <dematerialised> the name was russel
00:10:00 <Doodle> I WAS LONELIER THAN KUNTA KINTE AT A MERLE HAGGARD CONCERT
00:10:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> why is buying new shoes hard
00:11:00 <Doodle> its not
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> :(
00:11:00 <Doodle> ur just gay
00:11:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:11:00 <Loof> cause the fashion changes every day
00:11:00 <Doodle> i have been wearing the same skate shoes for 2 years
00:11:00 <faux> geoss
00:11:00 <faux> r
00:11:00 <faux> can u not
00:11:00 <faux> boys are so simppe
00:11:00 <Doodle> wtf why is that gross
00:11:00 <faux> simple
00:11:00 <dematerialised> i hve been wearing the same undies for two years
00:11:00 <Maurice> faux, my kid goes to me 'why do you have so many shoes? I only have 3 pairs'
00:12:00 <Maurice> BECAUSE GIRLS, OK
00:12:00 <Serenity> i have so many shoes and clothes now
00:12:00 <faux> every guy i know minus the gay ones have like 3 pairs of shoes
00:12:00 <faux> lol Maurice
00:12:00 <Serenity> 12 months ago i had like 1 pair of shoes that fit and 3 tshirts rofl
00:12:00 <faux> xactly
00:12:00 <Maurice> He's got nikes, thongs and slip ons
00:12:00 <Doodle> i have a spare pair of runners for sportsing in and me docs
00:12:00 <Doodle> dont need any more
00:12:00 <Maurice> I have a couple of pairs of high heels I've never even worn out of the house
00:12:00 <faux> pix of ur docs
00:12:00 <Loof> dicks
00:12:00 <faux> ye
00:12:00 <Doodle> theyre just black 10 ups
00:12:00 <faux> those too
00:12:00 <Doodle> lol
00:12:00 <Serenity> pix of you weraing only the docs
00:12:00 <Doodle> STOP IT
00:12:00 <Maurice> And my 13yr old nieces gave me her hand me down converse coz they're too small for her >.<
00:13:00 <Doodle> I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
00:13:00 <Doodle> JEEZ
00:13:00 <faux> oh
00:13:00 <Loof> lol
00:13:00 <faux> well thats a shame
00:13:00 <Maurice> Niece*
00:13:00 <faux> hungey 4 steak
00:13:00 <Doodle> tubesteak
00:13:00 <faux> HUNGEY 4 SOSIG
00:13:00 <faux> DIDNEY WORL
00:13:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck that reminds me, I got canneloni yesterday, it's in the fridge
00:13:00 <Clarkson> the fuck it's 24 degrees outside
00:13:00 <Doodle> ehehe
00:14:00 <faux> 23 here tomoz
00:14:00 <faux> 24 on fri
00:14:00 <Loof> nice
00:14:00 <faux> eep
00:14:00 <Maurice> 4 degrees here tonight
00:14:00 <dematerialised> loverly
00:14:00 <faux> yum
00:14:00 <Loof> perfect weather
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.footlocker.com/product/model:102392/sku:10095100/nike-air-force-180-mens/charles-barkley/white/navy/?cm=
00:14:00 <faux> swap u Maurice
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> how about these
00:14:00 <Maurice> Nooo thank you
00:14:00 <Doodle> ur bf will love them
00:14:00 <Loof> no
00:14:00 <Maurice> I like it when my nipples are constantly hard
00:14:00 <Doodle> i like that too Maurice
00:14:00 <Doodle> pix
00:14:00 <Maurice> Gives me somewhere to keep my car keys
00:14:00 <Loof> i'll find some for you TheRiddler just a sec
00:14:00 <faux> who are you lamar odom
00:15:00 <Doodle> who needs nipple tassels when u can just swing ur car keys off them
00:15:00 <dematerialised> who is lamar odom?
00:15:00 <Maurice> Ring a ding ding!
00:15:00 <dematerialised> is that some kind of nordic metal band
00:15:00 <faux> google ham
00:15:00 <faux> uh
00:15:00 <faux> him
00:15:00 <Doodle> HAM
00:15:00 <faux> LOL
00:15:00 <dematerialised> why would i google ham
00:15:00 <Serenity> omg faux did you watch kuwtk today?
00:15:00 <faux> ffs
00:15:00 <faux> no
00:15:00 <faux> im so behind on all me shows
00:15:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc
00:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HAM Views: 545,999 Uploader: Eric Wareheim Uploaded: Dec 8, 2014 Duration: 3m21s Rating: 4.86
00:16:00 <dematerialised> haha i forgot about this doodel
00:16:00 <dematerialised> i thought you were gonna post pickle surprise actually
00:16:00 <Maurice> I'm currently watching Real Housewives of New Jersey, it's like Ramsey Street and Summer Bay in one every episode
00:16:00 <Doodle> lol ham is the best
00:16:00 <Maurice> faux did you watch new young and hungry, with the bowling
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> oops was on a US store
00:17:00 <faux> no see above
00:17:00 <faux> lol
00:17:00 <Loof> u like TheRiddler: http://www.adidas.com.au/gazelle-shoes/BB5497.html
00:17:00 <Maurice> Those shoes are repulsive
00:17:00 <Maurice> And since when do gazelles wear shoes
00:18:00 <Loof> or these: http://www.adidas.com.au/matchcourt-mid-adv-shoes/B27334.html
00:19:00 <Serenity> ffs
00:19:00 <Serenity> trying to find a plaid skirt and its all asians with sicko school girl fetish type skirts
00:19:00 <Serenity> SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT A NORMAL SKIRT
00:19:00 <Loof> i'd like these ones for me as i'm older: http://www.adidas.com.au/adiease-shoes/B27757.html
00:19:00 <Doodle> o rearry
00:20:00 <Maurice> http://www.ebay.com.au/bhp/tartan-skirt
00:20:00 <Maurice> Take your pick
00:20:00 <Doodle> tart in skirt
00:20:00 <Doodle> google kilts
00:21:00 <Maurice> Maybe not this one for school runs http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Sexy-Girl-Plaid-Mini-Skirt-Velcro-Pleated-Stripper-Dancewear-Cotton-Tartan-Dress-/221919084954
00:21:00 <Serenity> yeah i looked on ebay theyre either too short or cheap asian crap
00:21:00 <Loof> http://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/hypebeast-wordpress/image/2015/12/adidas-vans-likes-instagram-2015-00.jpg
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer high tops
00:21:00 <Loof> check that link TheRiddler
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried hot topic sezz
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.hottopic.com/product/red-black-plaid-buckle-skirt/10633203.html?cgid=girls-bottoms-skirts#start=6
00:24:00 <Serenity> im pre sure you have to be built like amelia for hot topic
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> well they go upto 3xl
00:24:00 <Serenity> hey thats cool
00:24:00 <Serenity> thanks for that
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol np
00:25:00 <Serenity> id only be a medium wow
00:26:00 <Maurice> I like how they include bust size for skirts
00:26:00 <Maurice> Thats some high waisted skirt
00:27:00 <Loof> wish i was
00:27:00 <Loof> forgot what it feels like :(
00:27:00 <Doodle> IF WISHES WERE HORSES BEGGARS WOULD RIDE
00:27:00 <Loof> lol
00:28:00 <Loof> how much do you have?
00:28:00 <Loof> tried dabs yet?
00:28:00 <Maurice> Told ya Doodle, get those ping pong balls ready
00:28:00 <Maurice> He's gonna hit you up
00:28:00 <Doodle> lol
00:28:00 <Doodle> nah
00:28:00 <Doodle> who cbf
00:28:00 <Loof> they're all doing it in the US now
00:29:00 <Doodle> ye but theyre all dickheads in the us too
00:29:00 <Loof> true dat
00:29:00 <Loof> supposed to get you super high
00:29:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.brandhousedirect.com.au/products/adidas-originals-hard-court-hi-mens#512101273
00:29:00 <TheRiddler> I like these
00:29:00 <Loof> but if you get caught with concentrated weed here you're screwed, same category as heroin/meth
00:30:00 <Loof> too blue
00:30:00 <Doodle> i'll just stick to getting super high the traditional way
00:30:00 <Doodle> huffing jenkem
00:30:00 <Loof> yeah lol
00:30:00 <TheRiddler> there's 4 colours
00:31:00 <Loof> the Black/LgtMar are nice
00:31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm looking at the black n dark red ones
00:31:00 <Loof> yeah the Black/LgtMar
00:31:00 <Loof> they're good
00:31:00 <Loof> get them
00:31:00 <Loof> good price too
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> looks like sezz will be getting the skirt and the tardis dress :p
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> if she has seen it yet
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> on the site
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.hottopic.com/product/doctor-who-her-universe-tardis-costume-dress/10056664.html?cgid=trends-cosplay#start=45
00:35:00 <Loof> does cyberpunk boots, love em
00:35:00 <Loof> or are they steampunk
00:35:00 <Loof> dunno
00:35:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.hottopic.com/product/stacked-skulls-hi-top-sneakers/10427245.html?cgid=guys-shoes#start=1
00:36:00 <Loof> bargain!
00:37:00 <faux> lol.
00:37:00 <faux> golH
00:37:00 <faux> gollY&
00:37:00 <faux> msoxhxoenflznsndd
00:37:00 <Doodle> bless u
00:37:00 <dematerialised> bed sounds like a good idea
00:37:00 <faux> tenks
00:37:00 <Doodle> agreed, ninis time for me
00:37:00 <Doodle> o///
00:38:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
00:38:00 <dematerialised> \o
00:38:00 <Serenity> pre sure i need that dress
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> $40 shipping eww
00:39:00 <dematerialised> that's pretty standard for US shippin
00:39:00 <dematerialised> g
00:39:00 <Serenity> can i help you
00:40:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13775507_2781101675270338_7767507041090817456_n.jpg?oh=893112adf12fdeef2762953e79aaf121&oe=58215B70&__gda__=1475127164_a123ff4fb594a4923b39fe06778bf2b4
00:40:00 <Serenity> lol
00:43:00 <Serenity> im fairly certian i need this in my life
00:43:00 <Serenity> http://www.atomiccherry.com.au/women-s-clothing/dresses/above-knee/lady-vintage-butterfly-tea-dress
00:43:00 <dematerialised> looks nice
00:44:00 <Serenity> problem is...
00:44:00 <Serenity> the size i need for my bust.. is about 30cm too big for my waist...
00:51:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/T08OPmK.jpg
00:52:00 <Maurice> Thats a pretty dress
00:53:00 <Serenity> i need it
00:53:00 <Serenity> NEED IT
00:55:00 <Maurice> Maybe you'll have the either take up sewing of bind your boobs
00:55:00 <Clarkson> Kelevra maybe instead of johninja i can have dematerialised nice tight asshole
00:56:00 <Serenity> if i could sew i culd probably buy the bigger ones and take the waist in
01:01:00 <TheRiddler> sign lil up for sewing classes
01:01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:15:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
01:15:00 <Serenity> http://www.tragicbeautiful.com/teal-rose-tea-dress.html#.V4zyg_l97dc
01:17:00 <Maurice> Pretty
01:18:00 <Maurice> I got a jacket from tragic beautiful, quick postage
01:19:00 <Serenity> summer is going to be so good this year
01:19:00 <Serenity> imma wear all the dresses
01:19:00 <Serenity> even with my gross legs
01:21:00 <President_Trump> ill buy u a mini skirt
01:21:00 <President_Trump> we can go to the beach together
01:21:00 <President_Trump> then go out for dinner
01:22:00 <President_Trump> eat some whipped cream off your gross legs
01:22:00 <President_Trump> then watch some donald trump videos
01:22:00 <President_Trump> how about it ?
01:24:00 <President_Trump> dont blink
01:24:00 <President_Trump> say yes before i change my mind
01:24:00 <President_Trump> and take the pirate
01:24:00 <Serenity> I think dematerialised needs it more than me
01:25:00 <President_Trump> he wont look good in a mini skirt with that wooden stump on his leg
01:33:00 <President_Trump> fauxy
01:33:00 <President_Trump> u voting for TRUMP?
01:33:00 <Maurice> Why would anyone vote for that head wearing merkin fuck
01:34:00 <President_Trump> well look at the alternative
01:34:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
01:34:00 <Serenity> good thing none of us are american hey
01:34:00 <Maurice> Phew
01:34:00 <President_Trump> 1. TRUMP 2. our own loser politicans 3. CROOKED HILLARY
01:35:00 <President_Trump> in that order
01:35:00 <President_Trump> actually
01:35:00 <President_Trump> 1. TRUMP 2. DAYLIGHT 3. MORE DAYLIGHT 4. LIGHT YEARS 5. our own loser politicians 6. MORE LIGHT YEARS 7. CROOKED HILLARY
01:37:00 <President_Trump> you could maybe sneak pauline hanson in at number 2
01:39:00 <President_Trump> my god
01:39:00 <President_Trump> i am the only one who talks sense in here
01:39:00 <faux> head wearing merkin fucj
01:40:00 <faux> wowee its way past me bedtime
01:40:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:40:00 <faux> goodnight amigos
01:40:00 <President_Trump> are u sleeping with your sister tonight?
01:40:00 <faux> :*
01:40:00 <Serenity> nini
01:40:00 <faux> no you freak dont be creepy
01:40:00 <faux> night sez
01:40:00 <Maurice> DA TREE AMIGOS
01:40:00 <Maurice> Why must you make it sound so fucking creepy, President_Trump
01:40:00 <President_Trump> creepy? your sister is a little gem
02:19:00 <President_Trump> maga
02:53:00 <Accuracy> [23:32:56] <@faux> Accuracy [23:33:03] <@faux> present Yourself
02:53:00 <Accuracy> ??
09:15:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/7zV78IgXzB0
10:04:00 <Doodle> butts
10:07:00 <Serenity> oh fauxy you came and you found me a turkeyyy on my vacation awayyy from workyyy
10:07:00 <Serenity> oh well rude shes not even here
10:15:00 <Doodle> lol
11:28:00 <faux> ehehe
11:28:00 <faux> hi
11:28:00 <Doodle> hiiii
11:29:00 <Doodle> sezz sang u a song earlier but u were doin baby chez
11:38:00 <faux> huh
11:40:00 <Doodle> [10:07] <Serenity> oh fauxy you came and you found me a turkeyyy on my vacation awayyy from workyyy
11:40:00 <Doodle> [10:07] <Serenity> oh well rude shes not even here
11:42:00 <faux> lolol
11:50:00 <faux> also doing baby chez sounds terrible
11:51:00 <faux> ALSO
11:51:00 <faux> Doodle
11:51:00 <faux> that wasnt me doing baby chez it was ab
11:51:00 <faux> JUST TO CLARIFY
11:53:00 <Student> Greetings
12:49:00 <faux> batches
12:50:00 <Student> bitch
12:53:00 <faux> betch
12:53:00 <Student> beige
12:53:00 <faux> boogers
12:53:00 <Student> interesting
12:54:00 <Student> they started to call them boogers now?
12:54:00 <faux> do you know what boogers are
12:55:00 <Student> mucus
12:55:00 <faux> lol
12:55:00 <faux> Mucua
12:55:00 <faux> s
12:56:00 <faux> its so warm outside today
12:56:00 <Student> good
12:56:00 <faux> just went for a walk and im melting
12:56:00 <Student> i would like cold water supply in hot weather
12:56:00 <faux> lol
12:56:00 <faux> oh ok
12:56:00 <Student> you are quite a fragile girl
12:57:00 <faux> am i
12:57:00 <Student> don't know if that is good or bad
12:57:00 <faux> golly Student you know me so well
12:57:00 <Student> oh geez
12:57:00 <faux> excuse me while i weep
12:57:00 <Student> :)
12:57:00 <Student> ok
12:59:00 <Student> i normally keep a big cloth handy for those moements
12:59:00 <Student> many people need them
13:08:00 <Student> what is cooking Melb_Chef?
13:08:00 <Serenity> how much of a waste of time and money is grocery shopping.. literally spending 100s on something thats going to get shat out
13:14:00 <faux> lol
13:14:00 <faux> o ye
13:14:00 <faux> friendly chap
13:15:00 <Student> tough chef
13:15:00 <Student> all i want is to share about food , that is all
13:28:00 <Student> surprisingly, stebie d/c too
13:32:00 <ShadowLurker> right
13:33:00 <dematerialised> woops i left irc open
13:37:00 <BlackDevil> oh no
13:37:00 <BlackDevil> the world didnt end
13:53:00 <Doodle> lol ye faux i worked that out :P
13:53:00 <faux> phew
13:53:00 <Doodle> also pls take off ur top
13:54:00 <Doodle> carn i said pls
13:54:00 <faux> oh
13:54:00 <faux> no
13:55:00 <Doodle> god u never let me do anything
13:55:00 <faux> ehe
13:55:00 <faux> fine
13:55:00 <faux> tit 4 wang
13:55:00 <Clarkson> [09:19:35] simba is a greek ass bandit lol
13:55:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:55:00 <faux> kgo
13:55:00 <faux> lol clarky
13:55:00 <Clarkson> and they both came out of my cunt
13:55:00 <faux> LOL
13:55:00 <Doodle> no way u have way more wang than i have tit
13:56:00 <Doodle> u need to even out the balance
13:56:00 <faux> gtfi
13:56:00 <faux> o
13:56:00 <Doodle> eeheheh
13:56:00 <faux> u have tit and ass
13:56:00 <Doodle> SO DO U
13:56:00 <faux> oh i have butt too
13:56:00 <faux> LOL
13:56:00 <Doodle> lol
13:56:00 <faux> ye ol fine
13:56:00 <faux> ok
13:56:00 <Doodle> ah logic
13:56:00 <faux> lollllll
13:56:00 <Doodle> showing me boobs since 1996
13:57:00 <faux> oh dear
13:57:00 <faux> i was 8
13:57:00 <Doodle> i was 17
13:57:00 <faux> oh
13:57:00 <faux> .
13:57:00 <Doodle> OH
13:57:00 <faux> omg ffa
13:57:00 <faux> ab has this fucking baby doll
13:57:00 <faux> that creeps me out
13:58:00 <Doodle> thats what dolls are for
13:59:00 <faux> k sending it to u now
13:59:00 <Doodle> what why
14:00:00 <Serenity> das wot franz r 4
14:00:00 <Doodle> lol
14:06:00 <Serenity> some toy is making sounds in ants room
14:06:00 <Serenity> fkn valek
14:06:00 <Doodle> eek
14:07:00 <Doodle> i've been getting a stabbing headache in the back of my head for 2 days
14:07:00 <Doodle> pre sure its him
14:07:00 <Serenity> put the ouija board away
14:08:00 <faux> IVE ONLY SEEN 40 MINS OF THAT MOVIE
14:08:00 <faux> AND I WANTED TO CRY
14:08:00 <faux> lmao
14:08:00 <Doodle> haha
14:08:00 <Serenity> loll
14:08:00 <Doodle> its kinda scary
14:08:00 <Serenity> it gets worst
14:08:00 <Serenity> finish it plz
14:08:00 <Serenity> so you can get our references
14:08:00 <Doodle> i will never look at a nun the same way again
14:09:00 <Serenity> or manson for that matter
14:09:00 <Doodle> lol ye
14:10:00 <Serenity> mm cup a soup for lunch... salty water
14:14:00 <Doodle> found a scratch on my car
14:15:00 <Doodle> i'm not sure how to cope
14:15:00 <Student> such a crime
14:15:00 <faux> it gets worst does it
14:16:00 <Doodle> it should buff out but what if it doesnt, the therapy alone will send me broke
14:16:00 <Student> ok
14:16:00 <Serenity> yep
14:16:00 <Serenity> worst.
14:16:00 <faux> loll
14:16:00 <Serenity> worser even
14:16:00 <faux> i have to watch at night when ab is asleep or she wants to watch w me
14:16:00 <faux> and im scared to watch at night
14:16:00 <faux> lol
14:16:00 <faux> ill watch on fri when shes at school
14:17:00 <faux> lnao
14:17:00 <faux> @ ok
14:17:00 <faux> hahhahahhhahhaclcdodnzlnalzcocjx
14:17:00 <Student> what? :P
14:17:00 <Student> tough girl ;P
14:17:00 <Doodle> faux
14:17:00 <Doodle> can u come and use my buffer wearing a bikini
14:17:00 <Doodle> it would cheer me up
14:17:00 <faux> no
14:17:00 <faux> also
14:17:00 <faux> doodie
14:17:00 <faux> its 23 here today
14:17:00 <Serenity> hhaha
14:17:00 <Serenity> good plan
14:17:00 <faux> ;D
14:18:00 <faux> and sunny
14:18:00 <Doodle> WHAT
14:18:00 <faux> and tomorrow
14:18:00 <faux> and friday is 24
14:18:00 <faux> lol
14:18:00 <Doodle> its been sunny here for 3 days but its like 10
14:18:00 <faux> WHY IS IT HEATING UP SO SOOB
14:18:00 <Doodle> :/
14:18:00 <faux> soon
14:18:00 <faux> soob.
14:18:00 <Doodle> when can i move in
14:18:00 <faux> today
14:18:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
14:18:00 <Doodle> no u have to clean out the garage first
14:18:00 <Student> ha ha
14:18:00 <Student> she have a garage?
14:18:00 <Student> i doubt that
14:18:00 <Doodle> lol
14:18:00 <Doodle> DO YOU
14:19:00 <Doodle> i may as well buff the whole car now
14:20:00 <Student> the whole car, sound like an effort
14:20:00 <Doodle> anything worthwile takes effort
14:20:00 <faux> ye
14:20:00 <Doodle> except voting
14:20:00 <faux> oh
14:20:00 <Student> wow, you are true car lover
14:21:00 <Student> is it too much?
14:21:00 <Doodle> no i just look after my most expensive asset
14:21:00 <Student> or beyond normal levels?
14:21:00 <Student> ok
14:21:00 <faux> look after mine
14:21:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
14:21:00 <Student> you think you are going to sale your asset at some stage?
14:21:00 <faux> to Sale
14:21:00 <Doodle> yes i will sale it eventually
14:21:00 <faux> lmao
14:21:00 <faux> to sale or not to salw
14:21:00 <faux> sale
14:21:00 <Doodle> but it will prolly sink
14:21:00 <faux> SEZ
14:21:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/xZKTIlVbKK8
14:21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miniature Carousel Tutorial // Dolls/Dollhouse Views: 23,649 Uploader: SugarCharmShop Uploaded: Jul 18, 2016 Duration: 9m29s Rating: 4.91
14:22:00 <Student> sink? :-/
14:22:00 <Doodle> its not designed for saleing
14:22:00 <Student> is that customized too much ?
14:23:00 <Doodle> yes
14:23:00 <Doodle> sure
14:23:00 <Student> interesting
14:23:00 <Student> still you calling it an asset
14:23:00 <Student> very well ;)
14:23:00 <Doodle> a motor vehicle is an asset
14:23:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
14:24:00 <faux> hi
14:24:00 <faux> fgt
14:24:00 <Student> an asset that is not going to sale? more like a toxic asset ;)
14:24:00 <Student> oh she is fgt
14:24:00 <Student> i sensed that
14:24:00 <faux> ok
14:25:00 <Student> ko
14:25:00 <dematerialised> yuo are the bigggest fgt of them all Student
14:25:00 <Student> are you sure?
14:25:00 <Doodle> if only you bought a turbo then i could call u fgt
14:25:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:25:00 <faux> idgi
14:25:00 <dematerialised> car joke
14:25:00 <faux> o
14:25:00 <Doodle> he has an fg falcon
14:25:00 <faux> oh
14:25:00 <faux> t for turbo
14:25:00 <Doodle> ye
14:25:00 <faux> ye
14:25:00 <Doodle> :)
14:25:00 <Student> t for toy
14:25:00 <faux> gud 1
14:25:00 <Doodle> mm poke
14:26:00 <Doodle> i found a new car but its in qld
14:26:00 <faux> doodle
14:26:00 <Doodle> yes maam
14:26:00 <faux> ive been typibg my name in google trabslate
14:26:00 <faux> to japanese
14:26:00 <faux> rofl
14:26:00 <faux> im crying
14:26:00 <Doodle> olawdy
14:26:00 <Doodle> i mean orawdy
14:26:00 <faux> pls do it
14:26:00 <faux> me full name
14:26:00 <Pokeislyf> brad?
14:26:00 <Doodle> i've never poked brad in my life
14:27:00 <Student> kristina augelera
14:27:00 <faux> lol
14:27:00 <Doodle> god i have to download japanese
14:27:00 <faux> golly
14:27:00 <Doodle> hang on
14:27:00 <faux> why
14:27:00 <Doodle> .
14:27:00 <Serenity> :o
14:28:00 <Doodle> cos its not installed
14:28:00 <Doodle> instarred
14:28:00 <Student> you have to install japanese to use the google translation?
14:28:00 <Student> strange
14:28:00 <Doodle> YES U HAVE TO INSTALL LANGUAGES THAT ARENT ON UR PHONE
14:28:00 <faux> no you dont
14:28:00 <faux> lol
14:28:00 <Doodle> you fucken do
14:28:00 <faux> only if you choose to uss them offline
14:29:00 <Doodle> i had like 4 languages on me phone i have to dl the rest
14:29:00 <faux> dont you fucking swear at me
14:29:00 <Student> phone can suck
14:29:00 <faux> it uses internet
14:29:00 <Doodle> i was swearing a Doodent
14:29:00 <Doodle> at
14:29:00 <Doodle> Dudent
14:29:00 <faux> you only download if you want to use translate offline
14:29:00 <Doodle> Dudent from didney worl
14:30:00 <Student> your car is dodge? :)
14:30:00 <faux> lmao
14:30:00 <faux> didney worl
14:30:00 <Serenity> Deleted.
14:30:00 <Doodle> no its not currently rolling down a hill or on fire so it cant be a dodge
14:31:00 <Student> :)
14:31:00 <faux> DONT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU TOOTHPASTE ADVICE.
14:31:00 <faux> DeLeTeD.
14:31:00 <Serenity> looll
14:31:00 <Doodle> LOL
14:31:00 <Doodle> i just heard ur name in japanese
14:31:00 <faux> LMAO
14:31:00 <Doodle> ahahaha
14:31:00 <faux> isnt it the best
14:31:00 <faux> wait im gonna do yours
14:31:00 <Serenity> faux thats amazing haha
14:32:00 <Doodle> LOL
14:32:00 <Doodle> i just did
14:32:00 <Doodle> aahhahha
14:32:00 <faux> LMAO
14:32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Styx - Mr. Roboto.mp3 (5.03MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:29)
14:32:00 <faux> Rovato
14:32:00 <faux> ffs
14:32:00 <faux> robato*
14:32:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:32:00 <Serenity> gawd i have like 50 sheets of paper to read through before friday
14:33:00 <Serenity> hnng
14:33:00 <faux> Kurisutina
14:33:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
14:33:00 <faux> lets do sez
14:33:00 <faux> and also her name
14:33:00 <Doodle> hot
14:33:00 <Serenity> :o
14:33:00 <faux> LOL
14:33:00 <faux> i typed in sarah and doodles surname
14:33:00 <Serenity> r u maekin fun of me
14:34:00 <faux> no im translating your name to japanese on google translate
14:34:00 <faux> lol
14:34:00 <Serenity> oh
14:34:00 <faux> its hilarious
14:34:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
14:34:00 <Doodle> ok i have to go buff the silver whore
14:34:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz
14:34:00 <Serenity> o/
14:35:00 <faux> bai
14:35:00 <faux> sez when is surg
14:35:00 <faux> fri?
14:35:00 <Serenity> ye
14:36:00 <faux> eeeep
14:36:00 <faux> r u prepd
14:36:00 <faux> do u go in thurs
14:36:00 <faux> WILL YOU COME ONLINE
14:36:00 <faux> :'(
14:36:00 <faux> lolll
14:36:00 <faux> full withdrawals
14:36:00 <Serenity> haha i had my pre admission appointment this morning
14:36:00 <Serenity> i go in friday morning at 11
14:36:00 <faux> eeee
14:36:00 <Serenity> will have to stay overnight
14:36:00 <faux> and when is surg
14:37:00 <faux> what rime
14:37:00 <faux> time
14:37:00 <Serenity> I dunno what time but she said im first on the list
14:37:00 <faux> o good
14:37:00 <faux> so u get to go home Saturday
14:37:00 <faux> thats nobbad
14:37:00 <Serenity> if everything goes well i should be home sat
14:37:00 <faux> sunday rest
14:37:00 <faux> monday eat thenworld
14:37:00 <faux> lolll
14:37:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:38:00 <Serenity> im like.. do i have to be carebful what foods i can eat after or can i eat chocolate
14:38:00 <Serenity> shes like ...
14:38:00 <faux> lmao
14:38:00 <Serenity> you can but you might not want to
14:38:00 <faux> oh
14:38:00 <Serenity> OH I WILL
14:38:00 <faux> eep
14:38:00 <faux> maybe give it a week
14:38:00 <faux> you dont want pain
14:38:00 <faux> lol
14:38:00 <Serenity> yeah prob a good idea i dont want to be pooing myself while i sore from surgery tbh
14:40:00 <faux> def
14:41:00 <faux> do u get stitches
14:41:00 <faux> eep
14:41:00 <faux> pop a squat hnnggg and they go flying
14:41:00 <Serenity> oh hmm i guess so? haha its all keyhole so maybe a couple.. i didnt even ask rofl
14:41:00 <faux> dad said he got 7
14:41:00 <faux> i just asked
14:41:00 <faux> lol
14:41:00 <Serenity> im so freaked out they are going to go in through my bellt button
14:42:00 <Serenity> belly
14:42:00 <dematerialised> me ex had keyhole surgery
14:42:00 <dematerialised> tiniest little marks where they went in
14:42:00 <faux> um
14:42:00 <Serenity> yeah 4 holes apparently
14:42:00 <faux> dad just said he got 6 holes
14:42:00 <faux> one in his belly button
14:43:00 <faux> .
14:43:00 <faux> cringe
14:43:00 <Serenity> YEAH they go through your belly button
14:43:00 <Serenity> that is grossing me out
14:44:00 <faux> i love how calm his wife is
14:44:00 <faux> shes like
14:44:00 <faux> "oh everyone's diff they might cut your friend open"
14:44:00 <faux> im like can u not
14:44:00 <faux> lol
14:44:00 <Serenity> haha
14:44:00 <Serenity> shes right though theres a chance they may need to cut me open
14:44:00 <faux> she kills me
14:44:00 <Serenity> if that happens i have to stay for 5 days
14:44:00 <faux> shes so calm about everyhinf
14:44:00 <faux> eep
14:44:00 <faux> why woild they have to do that
14:45:00 <Serenity> sometimes the gallbladder is in bad shape so they cant remove it through the holes
14:45:00 <faux> xiufehslbxx
14:45:00 <Serenity> or if you have had previous surgery there can be scar tissue
14:45:00 <faux> how big is the gallbladder fmi
14:45:00 <Serenity> and ive had a csection so theres risk theres things in places there should be
14:45:00 <faux> compare it to fruit
14:45:00 <Serenity> like a bit bigger than a kiwi maybe?
14:46:00 <faux> how teh heck do they pull that out of a keyhole
14:46:00 <Serenity> its soft i guess
14:46:00 <Serenity> same how they do that gastric surgery and remove those giant stomachs the same way
14:46:00 <faux> hey that looks tiny
14:47:00 <Serenity> yer so prob smaller than a kiwi by the looks of that
14:47:00 <faux> DO YOU GET TO SEE IT
14:47:00 <faux> AFTER SURG
14:47:00 <faux> and squish it
14:47:00 <Serenity> no :( they dont let you anymore
14:47:00 <faux> oh why
14:47:00 <faux> jerjs
14:47:00 <Serenity> i dunno
14:47:00 <faux> ITS MT GALLBLADDER U CUNRS
14:47:00 <faux> lol
14:47:00 <Serenity> i was gonna keep mine haha but they dont let you
14:47:00 <faux> wtf
14:47:00 <faux> why not thats so weid
14:47:00 <faux> like hi its mine
14:48:00 <faux> if i wanna throw it into traffic i damn well will.
14:48:00 <Serenity> i have to have a shower... but im not allowed to use soap
14:48:00 <Serenity> WHY BOTHER
14:48:00 <faux> soap at home
14:48:00 <faux> then in hosp
14:48:00 <faux> use water
14:48:00 <faux> lol
14:48:00 <Serenity> gosh
14:49:00 <faux> weirdos
14:49:00 <faux> maybe so soap doesnt get into ur boday
14:49:00 <faux> when theyre slicin n dicin
14:50:00 <faux> sorry im the worst
14:50:00 <faux> lol
14:50:00 <faux> im getting anxious for you
14:50:00 <Serenity> its ok im anxious too
14:50:00 <faux> nooo
14:50:00 <faux> sprry
14:50:00 <faux> ill stop askin qs
14:50:00 <Serenity> im gonna end up talking about nothing but this all week cause thats how i cope
14:50:00 <faux> oh
14:50:00 <faux> ol good
14:50:00 <faux> ok*
14:50:00 <faux> tall away
14:50:00 <faux> talk*
14:51:00 <faux> i type good
14:51:00 <Serenity> mayo will come on telling me im talking about it too much hahah
14:51:00 <Serenity> fucker
14:51:00 <Clarkson> and you said she's a total slut
14:51:00 <faux> yay ab is coming home from school soon
14:51:00 <Serenity> weee
14:51:00 <faux> she slept next to me last night
14:51:00 <faux> eheeheeeeee
14:51:00 <faux> she said I SWEEP W KISSINA
14:51:00 <faux> i was like k
14:51:00 <Serenity> awwwwwww
14:51:00 <Serenity> shes too cute
14:52:00 <faux> agreed
14:52:00 <Student> i like both girls were sweeping / cleaning the house
14:52:00 <Student> go girls
14:53:00 <faux> ok
14:53:00 <faux> i bought some nivea hydro care lip balm
14:53:00 <faux> me lips have never been softer
14:53:00 <faux> shes so talented i hate her
14:53:00 <faux> full sculpted the horse
14:53:00 <faux> hi trumpet
14:54:00 <Student> :)
14:54:00 <faux> i wanna kiss meself
14:54:00 <Student> keey hydrating them
14:54:00 <Serenity> i have a nivea repair one cause my lips have been so dry with this cold weather
14:54:00 <faux> yeah
14:54:00 <faux> mine were getting there
14:54:00 <faux> this one is made with pure water and shea butter i think
14:54:00 <faux> so nice
14:54:00 <Student> very strange
14:55:00 <faux> yesti ab was putting it on me lips aka all over me face
14:55:00 <faux> i was super greasy
14:55:00 <faux> i put et on ur wips
14:55:00 <Serenity> i was in the lick cycle
14:55:00 <Loof> irie: http://i.imgur.com/dIo5LPo.jpg
14:55:00 <Loof> <3 http://i.imgur.com/yfrsgME.jpg
14:56:00 <Serenity> where you lick them cause theyre dry... but they're dry because you're licking them
14:56:00 <faux> ye
14:56:00 <faux> and they go red
14:56:00 <faux> nrpxuslsnd
14:56:00 <Serenity> so shit
14:56:00 <Student> ha ha
14:56:00 <faux> natural lapstack
14:58:00 <Student> a part of you is melting because it is hot
14:58:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/01h8sCG.jpg
14:58:00 <Doodle> its ok everyone
14:59:00 <Doodle> it polished out
14:59:00 <Serenity> phew
14:59:00 <Student> no comments :)
14:59:00 <Doodle> GOOD
14:59:00 <President_Trump> faux get Serenity to say hi to me
14:59:00 <faux> shut up
14:59:00 <President_Trump> don't speak to me like that christina
15:00:00 <Student> you are one cray guy
15:00:00 <Student> i hope you will sleep well tonight
15:00:00 <Doodle> why wouldnt i
15:00:00 <Serenity> o.O
15:00:00 <Doodle> cos of all them murders i did?
15:00:00 <Student> if, that scratch have not removed, might have nightmares of it
15:01:00 <Student> yes, scratch murderer
15:01:00 <faux> good
15:01:00 <Doodle> scratches are like chicks
15:01:00 <Doodle> they all come out if you're persistent
15:01:00 <Student> oh they are like chicks
15:01:00 <Student> my god
15:01:00 <faux> give em a good rub and they fuck offM
15:01:00 <faux> ?
15:01:00 <faux> o
15:01:00 <Doodle> looool
15:01:00 <Student> this guy is going no where ;P
15:01:00 <President_Trump> for u fauxy
15:01:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_v1FwosV_U
15:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donald Trump Entrance at GOP Convention (C-SPAN) Views: 5,064 Uploader: C-SPAN Uploaded: Jul 19, 2016 Duration: 1m7s Rating: 4.28
15:02:00 <faux> mm dads wifey just made me garlic/lemon lentil spinach potato soupppp
15:02:00 <Serenity> calm down student you're being a knob
15:02:00 <Doodle> oer
15:02:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:02:00 <faux> it smells so good i cannot wait to slurp it
15:02:00 <Doodle> ehehe
15:02:00 <dematerialised> faux is of course talking about cock
15:02:00 <faux> said no chick ever
15:02:00 <faux> excuse me
15:02:00 <faux> no
15:02:00 <faux> dp not be vulgar
15:02:00 <faux> also hi ash
15:03:00 <dematerialised> just finished watching livestream of spacex crs-9 launch
15:03:00 <dematerialised> pretty cool shit
15:03:00 <faux> just finished watchinf a livestream of doodles butt
15:03:00 <Doodle> mmm spacesex
15:03:00 <Doodle> lol
15:03:00 <Doodle> :o
15:03:00 <faux> girl can only dream
15:03:00 <faux> PSY.
15:03:00 <faux> no
15:04:00 <Doodle> JPABASI
15:04:00 <faux> lmao
15:04:00 <TheRiddler> space butt
15:04:00 <Doodle> ehehe
15:04:00 <faux> jpakakuwi
15:04:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:04:00 <faux> still my fave
15:04:00 <Doodle> good times
15:04:00 <faux> ye
15:04:00 <faux> 101.7
15:04:00 <faux> Classic Hits
15:04:00 <Doodle> i need a cuppa tea
15:04:00 <Student> her lips, his butt
15:04:00 <faux> wheres k8
15:04:00 <Doodle> ye
15:04:00 <Doodle> oh
15:04:00 <President_Trump> faux
15:05:00 <Student> channel melbourne , you rock
15:05:00 <Doodle> havn her kid 2day
15:05:00 <Doodle> lol
15:05:00 <faux> ph
15:05:00 <faux> really
15:05:00 <Doodle> ye
15:05:00 <faux> how selfish
15:05:00 <faux> u need tea
15:05:00 <Doodle> its a secret tho shhh
15:05:00 <faux> tells the whole channel
15:05:00 <TheRiddler> fake birth
15:05:00 <faux> says its a sekrit
15:05:00 <Doodle> shitfuck
15:05:00 <Doodle> sirens brb
15:05:00 <faux> ok
15:05:00 <President_Trump> we must make sure that CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON never sets foot in the whitehouse again
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> cops have found him
15:06:00 <Doodle> nah its a fire truck hopefull gonna hose down me neightbours chimbley
15:06:00 <Doodle> hopefully
15:06:00 <Doodle> neighbours
15:06:00 <Doodle> .
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> sooty flume
15:06:00 <Loof> agreed
15:06:00 <Loof> that just wouldn't do
15:07:00 <Doodle> same 2 u buddy
15:07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:07:00 <Loof> she'd engulf the world with her vag
15:07:00 <Loof> and old hilldog's vag can't be all that good a place to live
15:08:00 <Loof> i bet there's cobwebs
15:11:00 <Serenity> mm i need over 9000 popcorns
15:12:00 <Serenity> phew all these pamphlets say im not likely to die from the GA
15:13:00 <Student> phew
15:14:00 <faux> YAY AB IS BACK FROM SCHOOL
15:14:00 <faux> lol
15:15:00 <faux> little shit
15:15:00 <faux> mm popcorn
15:15:00 <faux> i want some too
15:15:00 <faux> movie popcorn
15:15:00 <faux> with 4kg of butter
15:16:00 <Student> O-O , 4 kg butter
15:16:00 <Student> a lot of butter
15:16:00 <faux> fine 3.5kg
15:16:00 <Student> it is ok , you can keep 4 kg
15:16:00 <Student> why not 5 kg? odd number is better
15:18:00 <Serenity> i just made some with me machine
15:18:00 <Serenity> nom
15:19:00 <Student> they are very simple to make any way
15:19:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
15:19:00 <Doodle> i have a spongebob popcorn maker
15:19:00 <Doodle> it rocks
15:19:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/tlUCoyw.gifv
15:20:00 <Serenity> mines just a plain white air popper
15:20:00 <President_Trump> pic of Doodle
15:20:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/73U7N6V.jpg
15:20:00 <Doodle> 2rite
15:20:00 <Serenity> lol!! that is actually doodle irl
15:20:00 <Doodle> ^_^
15:21:00 <Doodle> me bongos are a bit bigger these days
15:21:00 <faux> HAHAHA
15:21:00 <Student> so silver metalic, metalic colours are harder to match
15:21:00 <Serenity> ..
15:21:00 <Loof> reminds me of nice
15:21:00 <Loof> only a bus this time
15:23:00 <faux> odgi
15:23:00 <faux> idgi*
15:23:00 <Doodle> he's talking about me car
15:23:00 <zaim> and with cars
15:23:00 <Loof> yeah lol
15:23:00 <Loof> brb
15:24:00 <President_Trump> Doodle when will u drive up to sydney for a fauxy pedoing?
15:24:00 <Serenity> he's got his fez in a twist over rob and his car
15:24:00 <Serenity> oooh
15:25:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is he pming me
15:25:00 <faux> yeah when
15:25:00 <Doodle> cos he always does
15:25:00 <Student> hope
15:25:00 <faux> WHEN
15:25:00 <Doodle> lol faux
15:25:00 <faux> :D
15:26:00 <Serenity> wot
15:28:00 <faux> brb
15:36:00 <Serenity> so fullz of popcorns
15:40:00 <TheRiddler> can we ban ppl for using the word pedoing
15:41:00 <TheRiddler> it's so off
15:42:00 <Skirmish> How would we describe what Picard does in his spare time if we can't use that word?
15:43:00 <TheRon> woo hoo!
15:46:00 <Serenity> it helps if you dont think of it in a sense of what normal people think pedoing is ash because its not what they mean
15:47:00 <Serenity> some how they're mutated it into sleezing onto people
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> regardless
15:53:00 <Serenity> of course its off theyre trolls lol
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
16:44:00 <faux> ty
16:45:00 <Tango> Hello TheRiddler
16:46:00 <Tango> Hi faux
16:46:00 <faux> hi
17:00:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
17:00:00 <TheRiddler> gotta look for new shoes
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully I find something
17:01:00 <TheRon> by shoes he means pokemon right
17:02:00 <dematerialised> yes
17:04:00 <Serenity> god damn I wish I was on a hot beach somewhere
17:05:00 <President_Trump> come fly to hawaii with me Serenity
17:05:00 <Tango> Hi Serenity
17:05:00 <Tango> Hi Trump
17:05:00 <Serenity> will you buy me drinks in coconuts President_Trump?
17:06:00 <President_Trump> i will send Trump Force One for you
17:06:00 <Loof> this song makes me feel like I'm on a beach sez: https://youtu.be/7zfnXkZ-7dQ
17:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Watching the Ships Views: 236 Uploader: Clear Conscience - Topic Uploaded: Jun 9, 2016 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 5.00
17:06:00 <President_Trump> i will buy you are a hotel, how does that sound
17:06:00 <Serenity> look I just want to drink out of a coconut on a hot beach
17:06:00 <Loof> irie
17:07:00 <TheRon> you put the lime in th ecoconut
17:07:00 <Loof> with a big fat spliff, no cares in the world mmmmmm
17:07:00 <President_Trump> i will get donald trump jnr to make some coconut drinks for u
17:07:00 <Serenity> oh yesss that too
17:07:00 <Serenity> and to lay in the sun and get burnt to a crisp its that hot
17:07:00 <Serenity> hnng
17:07:00 <Loof> then watch the sunset
17:07:00 <TheRon> a nice little two peice
17:08:00 <Loof> have a skinnydip
17:08:00 <Loof> at night
17:08:00 <Serenity> i would look like a rolled roast porn in a two piece
17:08:00 <Serenity> no ty
17:08:00 <Serenity> pork..
17:08:00 <Loof> lol
17:08:00 <dematerialised> mmm rolled roast porn
17:08:00 <Serenity> lolllllll
17:09:00 <President_Trump> demut can watch the coast line from his pirate ship for any threats
17:09:00 <dematerialised> the ships are multiplying every day and theyre coming close to the shore sir shore sir
17:10:00 <Serenity> we need to evacuate the light post its all overrr its all ooooooverrr
17:10:00 <dematerialised> bye Loof you gigantic faggot
17:10:00 <Clarkson> cant find the youtube shit
17:10:00 <President_Trump> if u see a pirate digging on the beach for treasure that's demut
17:11:00 <dematerialised> at least this time he didnt say "im out"
17:11:00 <Serenity> i still dont get the obsession with dematerialised in a costume
17:11:00 <Serenity> have people never been to dress up parties before
17:12:00 <dematerialised> faggots all over me in my pirate costume, loof crying for a week straight because i called him a fuckwit
17:12:00 <dematerialised> life is good
17:12:00 <President_Trump> Serenity it wasn't for a dress up party, it was for a trip to Coles
17:12:00 <Serenity> even if that was remotely true
17:12:00 <Serenity> who cares
17:16:00 <President_Trump> why did u call loof a fuckwit?
17:16:00 <runner> dematerialised and loof are in competition for the affection of a common lady
17:17:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:17:00 <President_Trump> which common lady would this be?
17:17:00 <TheRon> hilary
17:17:00 <runner> The only attractive lady that joins #melbourne of course
17:17:00 <runner> amelia
17:17:00 <President_Trump> lol
17:17:00 <President_Trump> yeah all the pedos are after her
17:18:00 <President_Trump> is this true demut?
17:18:00 <runner> It's funny to watch dematerialised try so hard to get her lol
17:18:00 <dematerialised> what's funny is you girls thinking that's even remotely true
17:18:00 <runner> Then poor old Riddler gets his nose out of joint too
17:19:00 <runner> oh isnt dematerialised cute, he's in denial know
17:19:00 <runner> hahaha!
17:20:00 <President_Trump> demut did u or did u not call loof a fuckwit because you have a hard on for amelia?
17:21:00 <dematerialised> no Loof is a fuckwit because he's an emotional retard that acts tough then cries when someone bites back
17:21:00 <runner> the same could be said about you dematerialised
17:21:00 <Serenity> crikey this got boring super fast
17:22:00 <dematerialised> except if someone called me a fuckwit i 1) wouldnt give a shit and 2) wouldnt cry for a week about it on irc lol
17:22:00 <dematerialised> you know how i deal with hardship in irc? i close the mirc window
17:22:00 <runner> But you are crying right now dematerialised
17:22:00 <President_Trump> will u be closing the #melbourne window soon?
17:22:00 <dematerialised> why would i?
17:22:00 <President_Trump> because as runner pointed out you are crying
17:23:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:23:00 <Serenity> crrryyyyyingggg
17:23:00 <Serenity> ooovver youuu
17:23:00 <runner> tissue for your issue, dematerialised?
17:23:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Crying - Roy Orbison" [Spotify]
17:23:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if jerome paid for this vps
17:23:00 <Serenity> hope not
17:27:00 <President_Trump> tissue for your issue doesnt sound like something jerome would say
17:29:00 <runner> So dematerialised, what do you do for a living?
17:31:00 <President_Trump> lol
17:31:00 <President_Trump> he's a pirate
17:31:00 <President_Trump> u dont know this?
17:31:00 <runner> oh yes. Sorry about that
17:32:00 <runner> I did read some logs of the channel where dematerialised was bragging about earning 370k last financial year
17:32:00 <runner> I guess the pirate industry is doing very well right now
17:34:00 <TheRon> runner, the wog industry is the fastest growing industry in the southern hemispere, did you know that
17:35:00 <runner> TheRon. now I do
17:35:00 <runner> thanks
17:35:00 <ShadowLurker> tissue for ur issue :)
17:37:00 <runner> :)
17:37:00 <TheRon> what if god was one of us
17:41:00 <faux> she is
17:41:00 <faux> its me
17:41:00 <faux> eXPoSeD
17:41:00 <TheRon> nah it's alanis morissette
17:44:00 <zaim> showaceyabox
17:47:00 <TheRon> whaleoilbeefhooked
17:49:00 <faux> not even 6pm and im yawning like a nanna
17:49:00 <TheRon> what do you call a 28 yo in a collingwood jumper?
17:49:00 <President_Trump> how did your sleep with your sister go fauxy?
17:49:00 <TheRon> Nanna!
17:49:00 <faux> good ty
17:50:00 <faux> shes a little gem.
17:50:00 <TheRon> moulding her in your own image?
17:50:00 <President_Trump> are u teaching her about good v evil?
17:50:00 <President_Trump> trump v hillary
17:51:00 <TheRon> if trump gets in, vince mcmahon will be the next president
17:53:00 <President_Trump> thats not a bad idea
17:53:00 <President_Trump> he has built a very successful company
17:53:00 <President_Trump> better than crooked hillary
17:55:00 <TheRon> hilary would be the most powerful woman in the world, and i want her to overpower me
17:55:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ TheRon
17:56:00 <President_Trump> there is only one woman i want to over power me 0,0 christina
17:56:00 <TheRon> subjetc me to some crippling sanctions
17:58:00 <faux> lolllllll copies and pastes my name
17:58:00 <TheRon> faux do you overpower doodle?
17:58:00 <faux> absolutely not
17:59:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllll @ absolutely not
18:01:00 <faux> whats for dinner TheRon
18:01:00 <TheRon> genuine lemon chicken
18:01:00 <faux> whats so genuine about it
18:01:00 <TheRon> i made it
18:01:00 <faux> lol
18:01:00 <faux> oh
18:01:00 <faux> yummy
18:05:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
18:05:00 <faux> trumplerone
18:05:00 <President_Trump> not funny 0,0 christina
18:05:00 <faux> My Apologies.
18:06:00 <President_Trump> say sowwi
18:06:00 <faux> you wish bitch
18:07:00 <Serenity> i wish a giant chicken would sit on me and keep me warm like an egg
18:07:00 <faux> ill sit on you
18:07:00 <TheRon> plucka duck?
18:07:00 <Serenity> i heard my face is comfy
18:07:00 <dematerialised> he's not a chicken or a cow!
18:07:00 <faux> my ass could keep a village warm
18:07:00 <dematerialised> plucka duck that's him right nowwwwwww
18:08:00 <TheRon> Serenity: so i hear
18:08:00 <faux> bmbmlbmlbmlbmmmlbmlb
18:08:00 <Serenity> heheheeh
18:09:00 <TheRon> woo hoo lesbians! :P
18:09:00 <faux> dont be vulgar
18:09:00 <TheRon> what?
18:09:00 <faux> lol
18:10:00 <Serenity> gosh gus
18:10:00 <TheRon> you're the one who brought up face sitting
18:11:00 <President_Trump> lol gus the pedo EXPOSED
18:11:00 <TheRon> pedo?
18:11:00 <zaim> its short for pedophile
18:11:00 <TheRon> yes.........
18:12:00 <Serenity> President_Trump cut out the pedo shit its not funny
18:12:00 <Serenity> no one on this server is young enough to be pedo'd
18:12:00 <zaim> dont make it a challenge Serenity
18:13:00 <President_Trump> if no one is young enough to be pedo'd, then there is no need to be offended
18:13:00 <Serenity> im not offended, its stupid
18:13:00 <Serenity> stop saying it
18:13:00 <President_Trump> tell gus to stop pedoing then
18:14:00 <Serenity> -_-
18:14:00 <TheRon> hey, look what i do on my own time...........
18:16:00 <faux> OKG
18:16:00 <faux> OMG
18:16:00 <faux> I NEED COULEURS
18:16:00 <faux> ASAP
18:16:00 <TheRon> BvB!
18:16:00 <faux> i am tryin to summon him w my mind
18:16:00 <TheRon> does that help
18:16:00 <faux> its not working
18:16:00 <faux> lol sure
18:16:00 <faux> FiFa!!!!
18:17:00 <TheRon> PS2!
18:20:00 <TheRon> thunder only happens when it's raining
18:31:00 <TheRon> R.E.M. - bad day
18:40:00 <TheRon> stand in the place where you live now face north
18:54:00 <TheRon> i want to live like common people
18:54:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you not a common people ?
18:56:00 <couleurs> Jay Jay Bunninghams
18:57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
18:57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows every1 2nite
18:57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ????
18:58:00 <WhoMadeWho> bumholes
18:59:00 <TheRon> never mind the bumholes
18:59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ac dc
18:59:00 <TheRon> a game show on thre bbc
18:59:00 <under> FiFa players
18:59:00 <under> come at me
19:00:00 <TheRon> red rooster pies ok?
19:01:00 <under> red rooster
19:01:00 <under> you know that place?
19:01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
19:02:00 <TheRon> james - laid
19:02:00 <under> http://redroosterharlem.com/
19:02:00 <under> best fried chicken ever had
19:03:00 <TheRon> what is it with black ppl and fried chicken?
19:04:00 <under> black people are the best for fried things
19:04:00 <under> look at them
19:04:00 <under> they are so fat
19:04:00 <under> they eat as fuck
19:05:00 <WhoMadeWho> overall though....they are dominant atheletes due to all those years in the cotton fields, whilst the white honkey sat on the porch barking orders at them
19:06:00 <under> true
19:07:00 <WhoMadeWho> and the black cock is so huge, because the black chillens were not afforded toys....had nothing to do except swing off the old mans cock in the cotton fields, hence stretching it out to absurd lengths
19:08:00 <TheRon> the back cock is how they harvested the crops
19:15:00 <TheRon> everybody hurts
19:15:00 <TheRon> sometimes
19:19:00 <Lumeah> yup
19:19:00 <Lumeah> so hold on
19:19:00 <GoldSpade> when is all the when is all the abusing accusing and using gonna start
19:22:00 <TheRon> smashing pumpkins - ava adore
19:26:00 <TheRiddler> Japanese fish cakes are pretty tasty
19:26:00 <WhoMadeWho> but are the really japanese ?
19:26:00 <TheRiddler> No idea
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> The ppl that own the store are
19:27:00 <TheRon> let's all meet up in the year 2000
19:27:00 <WhoMadeWho> that has to count for something
19:28:00 <TheRiddler> Looks like it's going to rain soon
19:28:00 <WhoMadeWho> i went to a local place on sunday here in SA......we browsed all the shops.....so funny....chocka full of chinese tourists buying australian souveneirs made in china
19:29:00 <WhoMadeWho> i kinda understand it.....as they dont sell the souveneirs in china.......only made for the australian market......but still kinda stupid really
19:30:00 <WhoMadeWho> you go overseas to buy shit that was made in the country you just came from
19:30:00 <Clarkson> I see plenty of unidentified shit
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> Some girl just took the gym next to me
19:34:00 <WhoMadeWho> i dont understand.....she purchased the whole gym ?
19:42:00 <TheRiddler> Pokémon go
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> Named my squirtle Amelia
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> Caught it today
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
19:53:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha i am honoured
19:53:00 <TheRiddler> Hai nerdygirl
19:53:00 <TheRiddler> I'll name a charizard after you too
19:54:00 <dematerialised> i need to poop
19:54:00 <amelia> yas pls charizard is #1
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> Sezz the Eevee thing worked
20:06:00 <Serenity> cools
20:12:00 <TheRiddler> Got jolteon now
20:14:00 <dematerialised> bustin heads with a 30 mike mike
20:17:00 <Serenity> i still need 6 more eevee hnng
20:18:00 <TheRiddler> Ahh
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> I need enough for a vapeporeon
20:19:00 <Immutable> :/
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> You get alot of candies from eggs
20:19:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJG4aEtKeUw
20:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY Views: 2,293,443 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: Jul 9, 2016 Duration: 8m33s Rating: 4.94
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> Humanity was already ending before Pokémon go
20:21:00 <Serenity> yeah a video game is ending humanity
20:21:00 <Serenity> ffs get a grip
20:21:00 <dematerialised> nerds
20:21:00 <Immutable> wtf watch the damn video
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> Ppl are overreacting over it
20:22:00 <President_Trump> no trump is ending humanity he's hitler but way worse
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu stump
20:22:00 <dematerialised> he's stump, he's stump, he's stump
20:22:00 <dematerialised> he might be dead
20:22:00 <WhoMadeWho> upshut the fuck
20:23:00 <President_Trump> knock it off or i will send you to bed
20:23:00 <amelia> AHAHA
20:24:00 <Serenity> I can confidently say ill never watch a video you post
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> I linked that last night
20:25:00 <Immutable> lol Serenity what's with all the hate lady?
20:25:00 <amelia> lately?
20:25:00 <Serenity> it seemed like the cool thing to do
20:26:00 <amelia> wtf sports bra does kim kard wear
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> Melon baskets
20:26:00 <amelia> they dont bounce much for how big they are
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> Oops u mean bags
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> I
20:28:00 <amelia> huh
20:28:00 <Serenity> i dunno but i need one
20:28:00 <Serenity> i have to wear two bras when i run rofl
20:28:00 <amelia> jeeeeezus fookthat
20:28:00 <Serenity> and now my sports crop thing doesnt fit at all so i ave to source a new one
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> Those round net things with a handle that ppl from Africa carry melons on
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> In
20:29:00 <amelia> i has a decent lorna jane one, it goes on as normal then it has a clip where you pull the 2 straps together at the top (on the back)
20:29:00 <amelia> for extra support
20:29:00 <Serenity> im prob still too fat for lorna jane stuff lol
20:29:00 <amelia> no you wouldn't be
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> Sif too fat
20:30:00 <amelia> you would def fit a L
20:30:00 <amelia> especially their pants
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> Do bras have much elasticity or not
20:30:00 <Stranger> kim kard doesnt run
20:30:00 <Stranger> proof is in the ass
20:30:00 <Serenity> imight have to check em ive not bothered before now for obvious reasons
20:30:00 <amelia> i have no doubt you would fit
20:30:00 <Serenity> kim k weighs like 50kg big ass or not shes tiny
20:31:00 <Stranger> nah no way
20:31:00 <Serenity> yes
20:31:00 <Stranger> shed be like 72
20:31:00 <Serenity> shes not even close
20:31:00 <Stranger> google it
20:31:00 <amelia> bs 72
20:31:00 <Serenity> i dont have to google it i literally just watched an ep where she was weighing herself
20:31:00 <Serenity> shes like 52kg
20:31:00 <Stranger> lol all for cameras
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> Her ass is probably full of air
20:32:00 <Serenity> yeahh they magically made the scales work differently for the cameras
20:32:00 <Serenity> you dumb fuck
20:32:00 <Clarkson> apparently i thonged the fuck out of my gfs brother while i was drunk last night
20:32:00 <President_Trump> u can wind scales back
20:32:00 <Stranger> who knows Serenity
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> Wtf Clarkson
20:32:00 <Clarkson> gah it isnt gay
20:32:00 <Serenity> she is absolutely tiny
20:33:00 <Stranger> 65 kgs
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> I disagree Clarkson
20:33:00 <Clarkson> i heard johnninja sucks on his dogs cock
20:33:00 <Stranger> just googles it
20:33:00 <President_Trump> johninja sucks on his dogs cock while wearing his pink shorts
20:33:00 <Serenity> yeah im 65 kg if i google myself too doesnt mean its real
20:34:00 <Stranger> i dunno it was on healthy celeb .com
20:34:00 <Serenity> ......
20:34:00 <Serenity> why the fuck am i arguing about how much kim kardashian weighs
20:34:00 <Serenity> this is a new low
20:34:00 <President_Trump> stop arguing and get us a ttz pic Serenity
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:34:00 <Stranger> you are low Serenity
20:34:00 <Serenity> anyway amelia what are LJ sizes like? what do they go to
20:34:00 <President_Trump> Serenittz
20:35:00 <Serenity> oh no Stranger ouch.. dat hurt me feelinz
20:35:00 <amelia> they has S M L i think
20:35:00 <amelia> but they are decent sizes
20:35:00 <Serenity> my 16 skinnies are getting too big
20:35:00 <Serenity> if dat helps
20:35:00 <amelia> The L will fit you now i reckon
20:35:00 <Serenity> ace
20:35:00 <amelia> and as you lose more, they will jus fkt better
20:36:00 <amelia> like i wore the same ones when i was 10 kgs heavier
20:36:00 <amelia> they are good like that
20:36:00 <Serenity> glad i only bought cheap jeans cause ive not even had these a month an theyre not even skinny jeans anymore rofl
20:36:00 <amelia> haha and jeans gotta be maaaaad tight
20:36:00 <Serenity> these were
20:36:00 <Serenity> but not anymore
20:37:00 <amelia> all those active stores are pricey but the stuff lasts
20:37:00 <Serenity> yeah if you buy cheap shit they lose their shape so fast
20:37:00 <Clarkson> no fucker would ever give you grief again
20:37:00 <amelia> i wear the same 3/4 yoga pants that u beem wearing for like 4 yrs
20:37:00 <amelia> i been*
20:37:00 <Serenity> i need some tight active pants to make me bum look good haha
20:38:00 <amelia> and they taken a hiding
20:38:00 <amelia> lululemom got nice compression ones
20:38:00 <amelia> lemon
20:38:00 <amelia> they flatten around the stomach and hold you in
20:39:00 <amelia> you be lovin em
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> I have compression shorts
20:39:00 <Serenity> excellent
20:39:00 <Serenity> i just need something to life my arse up to where its meant to be hahaha
20:39:00 <amelia> ahahaha
20:39:00 <amelia> get yo squat on
20:39:00 <Serenity> lift**
20:39:00 <Serenity> i knoww i need to but i do these for like a week and give up
20:40:00 <Serenity> its one thing i struggle to stick with
20:40:00 <amelia> squatties?
20:40:00 <Serenity> yerr
20:40:00 <Serenity> i hate them sobad
20:40:00 <amelia> they hurt quick?
20:41:00 <Serenity> not so much while im doing it
20:41:00 <Serenity> its the next day when i can barely walk
20:41:00 <amelia> do you jus do body squats or wif weights
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> Use a suction cup dildo to make enjoyable : P
20:41:00 <Serenity> jesus ash...
20:41:00 <amelia> haha but after a bit it won't be like that
20:41:00 <Serenity> i was doing them with weights
20:41:00 <Serenity> not every heavy ones tho
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
20:42:00 <Serenity> GET DAT ASS DOWN TO THE D LADEH
20:42:00 <Serenity> rofl
20:42:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
20:42:00 <amelia> i luff the squatties
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> Wonder if twerking helps too lol
20:42:00 <amelia> its push ups i dun like
20:42:00 <amelia> they actually make me angry
20:42:00 <Serenity> i couldnt twerk to save my life and im not sure id want to
20:43:00 <Serenity> i can do like 1 push up
20:43:00 <amelia> man or girl
20:43:00 <Serenity> girl haha
20:43:00 <Serenity> i have no upper body strength
20:43:00 <amelia> yah I'm pretty weak up top too
20:43:00 <Serenity> spose the only way to fix that is to keep doing them
20:43:00 <Serenity> but still..
20:43:00 <amelia> I've started doin 3 rounds of 20 man ones wif ma weights tho
20:44:00 <amelia> after week of em, i heaps better already
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
20:44:00 <Serenity> good thing with strength stuff it doesnt take long to see a change
20:44:00 <amelia> nup
20:44:00 <Serenity> cardio feels like it takes forever to see a change
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> You're already stronger than me :p
20:45:00 <Serenity> IVE BEEN RUNNING FOR 6 MONTHS WHY AM I NOT FITTER
20:45:00 <amelia> i have no doubt I'm stronger than you asheh haha
20:45:00 <amelia> nah Serenity you think that but if you stopped
20:45:00 <amelia> Then came back 2x weeks later
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> Tho I suppose it depends on upper body weight
20:45:00 <amelia> you would see the diff
20:46:00 <amelia> its when you lose it, thats when you realize how far you came
20:46:00 <President_Trump> lol
20:47:00 <Serenity> yeah i did that with the bike once amelia i stopped for about 3 weeks and when i started again holy fuck
20:47:00 <Clarkson> Ok , Im gunna go get some more midori , fuckin only got 2 glasses out of it last night from 3 casks :/
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> We'll have to wrestle amelia n see who is stronger lol
20:47:00 <Serenity> felt like i stopped for 3 years
20:48:00 <amelia> haha see
20:48:00 <amelia> asheh I'd put you on your ass then kickbox ya head
20:48:00 <amelia> :p
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> Lol ok
20:50:00 <Serenity> upper body weight means nothing if you dont have the means to use it
20:50:00 <amelia> i see it on heart rate monitor, it take longer to increase or if i come back after a while of slacking off, my heart rate goes up mad quick
20:50:00 <Serenity> i can guarantee i have more upper body weight on me than amelia but i bet shes stronger
20:51:00 <amelia> i am generally quite weak, especially upper body
20:51:00 <Serenity> my heart rate is so slow now rofl
20:51:00 <amelia> i has power n stamina but not so much strength
20:51:00 <amelia> your heart rate stays low?
20:52:00 <Serenity> it only goes right up if I run
20:52:00 <Serenity> gets to about 120-130
20:52:00 <amelia> thats low
20:52:00 <President_Trump> get it up to 200
20:52:00 <President_Trump> get serious
20:52:00 <Serenity> it just doesnt go any higher
20:53:00 <Serenity> but my resting heart rate is like 57 now too
20:53:00 <President_Trump> bullshit
20:53:00 <Serenity> ye ok
20:53:00 <amelia> it doesn't go higher than 130?
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> No idea what mine is
20:54:00 <Serenity> for the exercising ive done no it doesnt im sure a pt could prob give me stuff to get it higher
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> 57 is good
20:54:00 <Serenity> it spiked out at like 137 on the treadmill for about 2 mins alst night then dropped back down
20:54:00 <amelia> holy shit even when you do intervals?
20:54:00 <Serenity> yuh
20:54:00 <amelia> i reckon thats wrong
20:54:00 <amelia> wrist?
20:54:00 <Serenity> heart strap
20:55:00 <amelia> wtf
20:55:00 <President_Trump> count the old fashioned way
20:55:00 <amelia> re-do your resting heart rate now that you are fitter
20:55:00 <amelia> thats got to be bonkers
20:55:00 <Serenity> my resting is 57
20:55:00 <Serenity> as of like 2 days ago
20:56:00 <President_Trump> what is your heart rate now?
20:56:00 <amelia> over a period of 64 mins, my average heart rate was 151 this morning and that includes rest between weights etc where it would drop mad low
20:57:00 <amelia> 130 is super low
20:57:00 <President_Trump> if i have to come give u mouth to mouth i will Serenity
20:57:00 <Serenity> thats what i thought amelia!
20:57:00 <Serenity> but in all fairness its probably just me i think if i had a pt to push me to death point it'd go higher
20:57:00 <amelia> thats like working at 70% effort low i reckon
20:57:00 <Serenity> President_Trump i dont know what it is right now and im not testing it just for you
20:57:00 <Serenity> plus 57 isnt low its normal for a fit person
20:57:00 <President_Trump> just stick your fingers on your wrist, not hard
20:58:00 <Serenity> no
20:58:00 <Serenity> lol
20:58:00 <President_Trump> or neck
20:58:00 <amelia> yah i think 40 for extreme athletes
20:58:00 <amelia> superfit peeps
20:58:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh President_Trump?
20:58:00 <Serenity> like i told that toad last night i have nothing to prove any of you
20:58:00 <amelia> mine is about 50
20:58:00 <Serenity> i have a friend who ha a heart rate of about 46
20:58:00 <Serenity> i always ask if shes dead
20:58:00 <amelia> ahahahah
20:58:00 <President_Trump> Bitch^Meat 192kg
20:58:00 <Serenity> but shes suuuper lean and fit
20:58:00 <British^Meat> ah ha, u fat fuk
20:58:00 <Clarkson> we spy for you and get in shit while you sell them weapons
20:59:00 <amelia> wot % you reckon you work at Serenity
20:59:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know
20:59:00 <Serenity> it would prob be helpful for me to see a PT I think to see just how far i dont push it when i think i am
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> 46 is like what pro divers have
20:59:00 <Serenity> if that makes sense
20:59:00 <amelia> i wanna see wot happens when you go as fast as can on treddy
21:00:00 <Serenity> id pass out haha
21:00:00 <Immutable> a baby comes out
21:00:00 <amelia> do it
21:00:00 <President_Trump> Immutable wheres jen?
21:00:00 <Serenity> ill go hard out tomorrow for you amelia as fast as i poss can without coming off the back
21:00:00 <Serenity> see what happens
21:00:00 <Serenity> if i have a heart attack its your fault
21:00:00 <amelia> yeah i be interested at heart rate
21:00:00 <amelia> does it tell you wot it peaks at as well
21:01:00 <Serenity> i think so
21:01:00 <amelia> okies and tell me wot it peaks at as well
21:01:00 <British^Meat> just joking, i am not doing that
21:01:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Bitch^Meat
21:01:00 <amelia> BM don't make me blush
21:01:00 <Serenity> like i said i dont think its anything wrong its just me thinking im going really hard when im probably not haha
21:01:00 <amelia> yeah
21:01:00 <British^Meat> quit copying mayo President_Trump :)
21:02:00 <amelia> i think so too
21:02:00 <British^Meat> Youre like a carbon copy
21:02:00 <amelia> prob can push a lot harder
21:02:00 <Serenity> but it used to get to like 150 just walking so from where i was.. its sooo much better
21:02:00 <Serenity> suprised i didnt die checking the mail rofl
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> Oh divers go under 40 bpm
21:03:00 <Serenity> i think 45/46 is pre normal for like marathon runners etc
21:03:00 <amelia> my heart rate etc comes up on TV when i work out and when it goes red it means im workin at 90 - 100% and i was curious once
21:03:00 <amelia> so i ran non stop at top speed for as long aw could and it got to 199 or 200
21:03:00 <Serenity> fuckk thats a weird feeling when its that high
21:04:00 <amelia> and that full flled my curiosity enuff to never do it again
21:04:00 <Serenity> hahaha
21:04:00 <amelia> fulfilled
21:04:00 <Serenity> did it take long to come down
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
21:05:00 <Doodle> i dropped acid once took me ages to come down
21:05:00 <President_Trump> go and run 8 x 200m sprints
21:05:00 <British^Meat> :) yer ive had a few trips
21:05:00 <Skirmish> I got scared on a roof once and it took me ages to come down.
21:05:00 <British^Meat> Honest, fucking funniest time of my life
21:05:00 <amelia> ahhaahahaha
21:06:00 <Serenity> something tells me you havent ever run in your life President_Trump so forgive me if i dont take any advice or tips from you
21:06:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:06:00 <Serenity> least i know amelia works out
21:06:00 <amelia> haahhaahaha
21:06:00 <President_Trump> i am probably the only person y ou should be taking advice from in here Serenity
21:06:00 <Skirmish> I'm all for leaving the running to the africans. They seem pretty damn good at it.
21:06:00 <Serenity> i doubt that
21:06:00 <Serenity> so very much
21:06:00 <President_Trump> taking advice from amelia 'oh i got to 200 once im an expert' lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:06:00 <Doodle> take my advice
21:06:00 <Doodle> tits out
21:06:00 <Serenity> pre sure she never said that
21:07:00 <amelia> i never said I'm expert
21:07:00 <Doodle> ok bblz gtg and do all the things in that list
21:07:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I'm a sexpert :p
21:07:00 <Skirmish> I stopped listening to amelia when she said the female orgasm isn't urine.
21:07:00 <Clarkson> it was soooo smooth, but a bitch to clean
21:07:00 <amelia> if anything i said i was interested to know how high it would go cos I didn't know
21:07:00 <Serenity> olawd
21:07:00 <amelia> any man that has truly made a woman cum would know it ain't piss
21:08:00 <amelia> not my fault you can't work it
21:08:00 <Serenity> werkwerkwerkwerkwerk
21:08:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish has watched too many scat pornos
21:08:00 <Doodle> lmao of course she isnt going to cum she is a woman
21:08:00 <Doodle> god
21:08:00 <Skirmish> Read too many french sex studies.
21:08:00 <Clarkson> you use the easy way out... straight to the gay thing...
21:08:00 <Clarkson> im the new sheriff in this town, do as u are fucking told
21:08:00 <Doodle> typical femmos now they want orgasms too
21:08:00 <couleurs> ok sorry Clarkson
21:08:00 <Clarkson> Even his nicks are fucking annoying
21:08:00 <Immutable> sik beats
21:08:00 <Skirmish> I thought that is why you paid hookers, so they could fake it.
21:09:00 <Doodle> i've never paid a hooker in me life
21:09:00 <amelia> people pay hookers cos they can't get sex
21:09:00 <amelia> dork
21:09:00 <Doodle> oh
21:09:00 <Serenity> goddddd decent convo and Skirmish and Doodle have to come and dirty it all up
21:09:00 <Doodle> do they
21:09:00 <Serenity> FILTH BUCKETS
21:09:00 <Doodle> its ok i'm going to go and learn all those things now sezz
21:09:00 <amelia> they ruin everyfink
21:09:00 <Serenity> UNDERSTAND DOODLE
21:09:00 <Doodle> lol
21:09:00 <Skirmish> I was only joking amelia. I understand the true reason why men pay hookers. They pay them to leave immediately after ejaculation has occured.
21:10:00 <amelia> ahahahaaa
21:10:00 <amelia> stop cos i take everything very literal
21:10:00 <Serenity> imagine being a hooker and having to fuck men like picard
21:10:00 <Doodle> oh u dont have to pay chicks for that
21:10:00 <Serenity> christ almighty
21:10:00 <Doodle> oh fucking hell sarah
21:10:00 <Clarkson> do not turn off your computer ya fuckin prick
21:10:00 <Doodle> going
21:10:00 <Serenity> lolll
21:11:00 <amelia> thats enuff to make em quit
21:11:00 <Serenity> farkk
21:11:00 <Skirmish> I feel very neglected tonight. Looking at homes before K went to work and now I am forced to sit here with a bowl and a spoon eating curry egg for dinner.
21:11:00 <Serenity> 'nope sorry dont need food that bad this week bye'
21:11:00 <amelia> worst dinner ever
21:12:00 <Skirmish> It's actually quite nice. I love curry egg. Level 10 fart machine tomorrow.
21:12:00 <amelia> curry egg or curried egg
21:12:00 <Serenity> i miss eggs
21:12:00 <Skirmish> mashed eggs with curry added.
21:12:00 <President_Trump> Serenity
21:12:00 <Serenity> going to eat so many next week
21:12:00 <President_Trump> 12 eggs and bacon next week
21:12:00 <amelia> life without eggs is a life not worth living
21:13:00 <Skirmish> You eat the shit out of those chicken periods Serenity!
21:13:00 <Serenity> agreed amelia
21:13:00 <Lumeah> hi skirmy hunny.
21:13:00 <amelia> soldiers n eggs are best
21:13:00 <Serenity> fuck yeah
21:14:00 <Serenity> I should boil up a heap so theres some in the fridge waiting for me on saturday when i get home
21:14:00 <Skirmish> Talk about money and hookers and Lumeah appears. Sorry darling I am no where near that hard up. Stay in touch though if I have a terrible accident with acid or fire things could change.
21:14:00 <amelia> do it
21:14:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:15:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:15:00 <Serenity> Skirmish just turn her around its all the same from behind
21:15:00 <Skirmish> If anyone has netflix and likes tattoo shows check out Tattoo Tales. About a tattoo store in Sydney.
21:16:00 <Lumeah> lest u have a well constructed retort.
21:16:00 <Lumeah> cool
21:17:00 <Skirmish> It's made my tattoo mad wife want another one though. She is going to get peter pan with my initials and the date we got married.
21:17:00 <Serenity> i binge watched them all last week
21:17:00 <Skirmish> The manager is a crack up. Soooo gay.
21:17:00 <Serenity> haha how good is he
21:18:00 <amelia> wb asheh
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
21:19:00 <Skirmish> amelia: We checked out a house today to consider putting an offer on and the real estate kept insisting that they wouldn't come to the party to the amount we wanted to pay and I felt like such a badass doing the whole 'Oh well we won't put an offer in at all then. Thanks for opening it up for us bye.
21:20:00 <Skirmish> BEG FOR MY COMMISSION! MUHAHAHAHA!
21:20:00 <amelia> well he has to present it to em
21:20:00 <amelia> did you walk away?
21:21:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we're out.
21:22:00 <amelia> wonder how long it will sit there
21:22:00 <amelia> how much below the asking price were you gonna offer
21:22:00 <Skirmish> We have another place in the same suburb to check out that is more expensive so it was our second choice but now we're thinking if the market is insisting on top dollar we should get the place that is worth what they are asking.
21:22:00 <Skirmish> amelia: $25k.
21:23:00 <Skirmish> Because it has water views it was meant to make us ignore the work we would have to do to make it suit us.
21:23:00 <Skirmish> Bedrooms are tiny because some peanut made terrible built-in wardrobe choices ... BUT WATER VIEWS!
21:23:00 <amelia> haha water views always add more
21:23:00 <amelia> warranted
21:23:00 <President_Trump> #melbourne dinner at Skirmish's new house
21:23:00 <amelia> HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION
21:24:00 <Skirmish> We were happy with the location but there is still work that needs to be done. It was two storey and they've made upstairs look awesome but then given up downstairs and it looks shit.
21:24:00 <amelia> ran outta moneys
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> today location is any neighbourhood that doesn't have crack dens
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> llo
21:25:00 <Skirmish> Yeah most likely. That was why we were keeping the $25k to finish it off.
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:25:00 <amelia> how long it been on market for
21:26:00 <President_Trump> location location location only counts when you arent in newcastle
21:26:00 <Skirmish> Few months. I wasn't sure exactly. It's empty too so the owners aren't even getting any rent out of it.
21:26:00 <amelia> few months n they wouldn't take an offer for 25k less?
21:27:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump: This is a home with water views in Port Stephens. It's not Sydney but it still gets a good dollar. Further north at Nelson Bay and water views will cost you an easy million.
21:27:00 <President_Trump> sydney harbour or GTFO
21:27:00 <amelia> ahahahhahaahah
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> dont bother talking to trump
21:27:00 <amelia> THE ROCKS OR FUCK OFF
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> he's clueless
21:28:00 <President_Trump> TRUMP TOWERS or GTFO
21:28:00 <Skirmish> I think the owners may have taken it amelia but the real estate was being a cock head. Guy was barely out of his 20's I reckon and he was just being a cocky fuckhead so we won't deal with him anymore.
21:28:00 <dematerialised> nah he's in his 20's
21:28:00 <dematerialised> he is just a cocky fuckhead
21:29:00 <Maurice> If you put in an offer doesn't he have to tell the owners by law?
21:29:00 <Maurice> Or have I been watching too much Million Dollar Listing
21:29:00 <amelia> he didn't put the offer in
21:29:00 <Maurice> I'm saying if he does
21:29:00 <amelia> in perth yeah
21:29:00 <amelia> dunno over east, assume so
21:30:00 <Skirmish> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-nelson+bay-121546450 <---- Trump. $1.6 million with a house that's easy 20+ years old. Fuck off rocks.
21:30:00 <President_Trump> phone up tintin and ask her
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he gets bonuses at his job for getting it done at asking price
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> or some rep shit
21:30:00 <amelia> haha that would be worst bonus scheme ever
21:30:00 <Serenity> maybe hes just a twat
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> do you get bonuses for anything amelia?
21:31:00 <President_Trump> thats only so expensive coz they can knock it down for units
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> like quick sales?
21:31:00 <amelia> that house has so potential
21:31:00 <amelia> for exceeding certain amount in a month yes
21:31:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: yeah it's my understanding that he does. He kept insisting though that he couldn't 'accept' our offer because he knew for sure the seller wouldn't budge. When we were about to go he asked if we wanted him to go to the seller with the offer and we said not to bother.
21:31:00 <amelia> not for quick sales etc
21:32:00 <President_Trump> i will phone him up and offer him $2 and say by law contact the owners or i will report you
21:32:00 <amelia> hahahhaha
21:32:00 <President_Trump> then call him a pedo
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> wtf at ground floor
21:32:00 <Skirmish> We're in no rush. Some people are suggesting to wait a little while because the market is going to drop but we're looking for a house to either live in ourselves with the in laws or just for the in laws and rent it to them.
21:33:00 <Maurice> Wait what
21:33:00 <Maurice> You'd live with your in laws?
21:33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they are awesome.
21:33:00 <amelia> I said the same thing Maurice i was lile fuck that
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> does it have a giant carport for the rest of the area?
21:33:00 <Maurice> Yeah my mother in law was fine in the beginning
21:33:00 <President_Trump> he needs the in laws so they can keep his wife busy so he can irc
21:33:00 <Maurice> Her living in another state is now too close
21:33:00 <Skirmish> Providing the place was big enough to allow us to have areas to ourselves I would be ok with it.
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> skirmish where is the rest of the ground floor
21:34:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: What?
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> it looks like the built it upside down
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> because 1st floor is some long thing and ground floor ist just a square
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> and it's not on a slope?
21:35:00 <Skirmish> It is on a slope that one I linked. I only linked it as an example to trump though.
21:35:00 <Skirmish> I wish I could afford $1.6 million.
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> I just saw it now
21:36:00 <Skirmish> "house last up for sale 40 years ago" Yeah the interior looks like it hasn't changed in that long either.
21:36:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler if u want real estate advice it is obvious u ask the person with the name TRUMP in their name
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> 20yrs old 1.6mil
21:37:00 <Serenity> so now hes a PT and a real estate agent
21:37:00 <amelia> I would imagine that once people buy into those areas, they don't generally re-sell
21:37:00 <Serenity> iz der nuffen he kant do
21:37:00 <amelia> hard area to get into
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> tho judging by what's around
21:37:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Up around Nelson Bay it's either the elderly with money or holiday homes.
21:37:00 <amelia> yeah
21:37:00 <President_Trump> Serenity thats true, what else would u like to know about
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> you can totally demolish the place and build another high rise
21:38:00 <Serenity> how bigs ya donger
21:38:00 <Serenity> and can i see it
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> apartment block even
21:38:00 <amelia> they would have height restrictions?
21:38:00 <President_Trump> if u show me a pic of ur TTZ
21:38:00 <amelia> are there homes behind it
21:38:00 <Serenity> nah bro
21:38:00 <President_Trump> 3 stories
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> the 2 other places are 6 n 4 story
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> next door
21:39:00 <Maurice> If you want hair styling advice, you don't ask the person with trump in his name
21:39:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: There are high rise units etc about 4 stories high in the area but being that property is in amongst other homes they could get a lot of push back from other locals that would lose their view if a high rise went in.
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> oh true
21:39:00 <amelia> they would have height restrictions already on it anyway
21:41:00 <Skirmish> There are heaps of shitty looking places made out of fibro on big blocks in the area but once you pay for the land plus a knock down rebuild it puts it out of our price range TheRiddler. I would love to do it though and build something exactly to how I want it to be.
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> I was talking in general lol
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> that house looks horrid in that 1.6 place
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> you'd have to gut the interior and exterior
21:52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the interior of that house looks like it could be original TheRiddler. Probably because the owners are the originals or close to it.
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/FrankCaliendo/videos/10154239280602605/
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:06:00 <President_Trump> time for a few PARTY PIES
22:16:00 <partay> *yawn* *stretch*
22:26:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/HAHALMAO/videos/1064949120218995/ <---- Best self defence moves ever.
22:29:00 <partay> it's a classic picard move
22:29:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:29:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/QBj7euE.jpg
22:30:00 <President_Trump> probably fake
22:31:00 <amelia> terrible lamp
22:32:00 <President_Trump> terrible lamp?
22:32:00 <President_Trump> better than toilet roll lamp loser
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> the lammmppp
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> why do you have a toilet roll lamp President_Trump
22:33:00 <President_Trump> i dont
22:33:00 <amelia> he says i do
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> lies he totally does
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> he made it in kindy last week
22:34:00 <President_Trump> no TheRiddler, i said only losers do
22:34:00 <President_Trump> i am a winner
22:34:00 <President_Trump> YOU ARE GOING TO GET SO TIRED OF WINNING!
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> telling yourself you're a winner doesn't work
22:34:00 <amelia> to be fair, my lamo kinda does look like a large toilet roll
22:34:00 <amelia> lamp
22:34:00 <President_Trump> YOU WILL SAY MR PRESIDENT I AM SO TIRED OF WINNING CANT WE TAKE A BREAK, AND I WILL SAY NO NO NO!
22:35:00 <President_Trump> understand TheRiddler?
22:35:00 <President_Trump> do not question me again
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> this dessert in master chef looks so nice
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> good even
22:36:00 <amelia> wot issit
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> it's on atm
22:37:00 <Maurice> It took 4.5 hrs to make
22:37:00 <Serenity> I GOT A PIKACHU
22:37:00 <Maurice> Bless you
22:37:00 <amelia> pika pikaaaaaaaaaa
22:37:00 <Serenity> cept you cant evolve the cunt without 50 candy
22:37:00 <Serenity> ffs
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> and pikachu are hard to find
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> well for me it is
22:38:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
22:39:00 <amelia> Hi
22:39:00 <Serenity> yeah we hatched ours
22:39:00 <partay> Serenity are you still banging the deli guy at Coles?
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> oh cool
22:39:00 <Serenity> nah ive switches to the baker at woolies now partay
22:40:00 <Maurice> Oohh so thats the dude you're losing weight for
22:40:00 <Maurice> Now it all makes sense
22:40:00 <Serenity> yeah busted
22:40:00 <Maurice> BuStEd CuStArD
22:40:00 <Maurice> That was painful to type
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> he's got a long baguette
22:40:00 <couleurs> Picard was right on da money...
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> sezz got tired of the spicy sausage from the butcher
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:41:00 <dematerialised> thats a spicy meat-ball!
22:41:00 <Serenity> as dumb as picard is hes not the first person whos mentioned it bh
22:41:00 <Serenity> tbh*
22:41:00 <Maurice> Coz people are knobs
22:41:00 <Skirmish> [22:38] <@Serenity> cept you cant evolve the cunt without 50 candy <--- Get ShadowLurker onto it. My brother has tracked down some way of hacking the Pokemon Go via PC. He runs around central park in New York on his hacked account. Zillions of pokestops. He can port his character to different areas and the distance counts towards the eggs.
22:41:00 <Clarkson> the cunt is a fucking mercanery
22:42:00 <Maurice> If you suddenly started going to get petrol at midnight and not coming home for 2 days, then I'd worry
22:42:00 <Serenity> haha
22:42:00 <Maurice> Like that dude on phaw
22:42:00 <Maurice> Reckons he broke down so just slept at the beach and his woman was like 'oh ok'
22:42:00 <Serenity> makes me wonder how shit other peoples lives are that thats the first thing they think of tbh
22:42:00 <Serenity> and its a bit offensive
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> straight from the nozzle
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> that's the goal
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> to offend
22:43:00 <Serenity> well id expect that fom people like picard
22:43:00 <Serenity> not people i know in my day to day life
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
22:45:00 <Maurice> Yeah, people in your everyday life know how sickeningly sweet you two are
22:45:00 <Maurice> IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT
22:45:00 <Maurice> Not really
22:45:00 <dematerialised> i'm only sweet because my diet consists primarily of icecream and chocolate
22:46:00 <Serenity> hahah
22:46:00 <dematerialised> you could melt me down and make gummie bears
22:46:00 <Maurice> Man, I have lunches packed, bags packed, uniforms ready and my alarm set
22:46:00 <Maurice> Bring on tomorrow
22:47:00 <Serenity> im dreading having to leave the house in the cold
22:47:00 <Maurice> Thats the downside, that and getting up early
22:47:00 <Maurice> I've only got 2 back tomorrow
22:48:00 <Serenity> i should make my two walk
22:49:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQLW8rcL8pA
22:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PEPPA PIG ALLAHU AKBAR Views: 38,620 Uploader: FourHawk 98 Uploaded: Dec 4, 2015 Duration: 0m54s Rating: 4.78
22:49:00 <Maurice> I'm thinking I might just drop mine off and come home
22:52:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear. I just watched the next video after that one dematerialised and it's got ET getting airbourne then flying into the twin towers yelling ALLAHU ACKBAR
22:54:00 <Serenity> i just want it to be friday so i can get pumped full of drugs
22:54:00 <Doodle> *cum
22:54:00 <dematerialised> they are the best kind of videos Skirmish
22:55:00 <Skirmish> I shouldn't be finding this anywhere near as funny as I am.
22:55:00 <dematerialised> allahu ackbar videos and dnb church
22:55:00 <dematerialised> my daily youtube routine
22:56:00 <Maurice> Thats rude Doodle, everyone knows drs charge extra for that
22:56:00 <Doodle> lol
22:56:00 <Serenity> eww
22:56:00 <Serenity> i dont want that near me ty
22:56:00 <Doodle> dr crotchpuddle
22:57:00 <Maurice> Last time I was pumped full of drugs it was due to being pumped full of cum 9 months earlier
22:57:00 <Doodle> whoah lol
22:58:00 <Doodle> save that for ur kids 21st speech
22:58:00 <Maurice> Rofl
22:58:00 <Maurice> Imagine me, drunk, saying then to a stunned room then 'CHEERS! HAPPY 21ST CROTCH FRUIT'
22:58:00 <Doodle> loool
22:58:00 <Maurice> Then = that
22:58:00 <Doodle> now i'm hungry
22:58:00 <Maurice> Hot
22:59:00 <Maurice> My kid just made raisin toast and didn't ask me if I wanted any
22:59:00 <Maurice> He just goes 'hey mum, want to know something?' I said no and he goes 'well 2 kids in florida got shot playing pokemon go because someone thought they were stealing stuff. Americans are retarded'
22:59:00 <Doodle> damn
23:00:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00:00 <Doodle> smart kid
23:00:00 <Maurice> Not that smart, he didn't listen when I said no I didn't want to know lol
23:00:00 <Doodle> yeah but no kids gonna stop talking just cos u said so
23:01:00 <Doodle> what are you 4' nothing
23:01:00 <Maurice> Leave my IQ out of this
23:01:00 <Doodle> ehhehe
23:01:00 <Maurice> BUT, he's still shorter than me
23:01:00 <Maurice> Just
23:01:00 <Doodle> for now
23:03:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBCwK0LYA8
23:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Republiko Srpska Views: 45,840 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.61
23:03:00 <couleurs> ELLIOT IS IN JAIL/MENTAL ASSYLUM SPOILER ALERT
23:03:00 <couleurs> whoops
23:04:00 <Skirmish> Bed Tiem
23:04:00 <dematerialised> im going to fucking stab you in the eye couleurs
23:04:00 <couleurs> HehEHh
23:06:00 <Serenity> with your knob?
23:06:00 <couleurs> c u thurs baeb
23:08:00 <faux> hi
23:09:00 <faux> smoked 2 much argile tonight me head is spinning wee
23:10:00 <President_Trump> gross 0,0 grwo
23:10:00 <President_Trump> oi fauxy baby
23:11:00 <President_Trump> i just had one of those HAM CHEESE CROISSANTS you love so much
23:12:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466030_1430278946997943_4090513609461614645_n.jpg?oh=81aef519036c788276f0ee7e30c5f167&oe=58335FEC
23:12:00 <faux> good job
23:13:00 <dematerialised> one day i didn't take it out on time, that's when i found out i was sterile
23:13:00 <faux> oh
23:13:00 <President_Trump> that is because it was only an apple pie you took it out of
23:13:00 <faux> lol
23:13:00 <faux> oh dear
23:13:00 <faux> mm apple pie
23:13:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:14:00 <dematerialised> warm apple pie
23:14:00 <faux> Hello Sarah
23:14:00 <Serenity> ew
23:14:00 <Serenity> why
23:14:00 <faux> rofl
23:14:00 <faux> youre in trouble
23:14:00 <Serenity> the only person in the whole world who calls me sarah is pollock
23:14:00 <Serenity> and im not sure why
23:14:00 <dematerialised> he wants to be close to yo
23:14:00 <dematerialised> u
23:14:00 <faux> we had peeps over tonight and everyone kept calling ab christina
23:14:00 <dematerialised> gimme some o dat pussy gurl
23:14:00 <faux> so id turn around
23:15:00 <faux> and no one was talking to me
23:15:00 <Maurice> I know I'm in trouble when I get called by my real name
23:15:00 <faux> cunts
23:15:00 <President_Trump> is that right Sarah?
23:15:00 <Maurice> Thats when I tuck and roll and get the fuck outta there
23:15:00 <faux> hehehe tuck
23:15:00 <Maurice> faux, can I have a list of those fictional visitors please
23:15:00 <faux> reminds me of Dk everytime
23:15:00 <faux> LOL
23:15:00 <Serenity> i will ban you if you start calling me that President_Trump
23:15:00 <faux> oh ye
23:15:00 <President_Trump> why dont u like that name?
23:15:00 <faux> forgot our visitors are fake
23:15:00 <President_Trump> it is better than Serenity LOL
23:15:00 <Maurice> Lol do you think they call her Serenity in real life?
23:15:00 <Serenity> because its not what people call me
23:16:00 <faux> i like getting called by me name
23:16:00 <Serenity> i think he does Maurice rofl
23:16:00 <faux> gives me tinglies
23:16:00 <President_Trump> i like my name for you th e best Serenittz
23:16:00 <Serenity> actually not just pollock mum calls me sarah too cause she hates nick names
23:16:00 <Serenity> but those are literally the only two people ever
23:16:00 <faux> ehe
23:16:00 <dematerialised> i would never call Serenity "serenity" in person
23:17:00 <dematerialised> thats weird
23:17:00 <Serenity> no one ever would
23:17:00 <faux> ye
23:17:00 <Maurice> My mum calls me bitchface and other lovely names
23:17:00 <Serenity> thats fucking dumb
23:17:00 <faux> my mum calls me chris
23:17:00 <President_Trump> just had the last piece of TOBLERONE, out of junk food for another week lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:17:00 <Serenity> tho my friend made me a birthday cake once with serenity on i
23:17:00 <Serenity> t
23:17:00 <faux> only person thats allowed
23:17:00 <dematerialised> my mum hasnt called me in 5 years
23:17:00 <faux> aw
23:17:00 <faux> i hope youre joking
23:17:00 <faux> thats sad
23:17:00 <Serenity> i dont think he is
23:17:00 <faux> :(
23:17:00 <faux> fuck im so emotional
23:18:00 <faux> actually crying rn
23:18:00 <Maurice> Why is TOBLERONE capitalised
23:18:00 <faux> LOL
23:18:00 <President_Trump> he made his mum walk the plank
23:18:00 <Maurice> dematerialised, have you called her in 5 yrs
23:18:00 <dematerialised> of course not
23:18:00 <Maurice> Then quit your bitching
23:18:00 <faux> shut your toblerone hole President_Trumpet
23:18:00 <Maurice> Youre upsetting period lady
23:18:00 <faux> excuse me
23:18:00 <Serenity> on da blob
23:19:00 <President_Trump> what is a toblerone hole? lol
23:19:00 <faux> your mouth
23:19:00 <faux> idiet
23:19:00 <faux> unless u put it in your butt
23:19:00 <Serenity> spikey
23:19:00 <President_Trump> yeah ok 0,0 whatever you say christina
23:19:00 <faux> ehe
23:19:00 <Serenity> why are you doing it in colour like that
23:19:00 <Serenity> iuts weird
23:19:00 <Serenity> stop
23:19:00 <faux> is it colour
23:20:00 <faux> damn
23:20:00 <faux> i cant see
23:20:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:20:00 <Serenity> yes
23:20:00 <faux> screenshot pls
23:20:00 <President_Trump> white isnt a colour
23:20:00 <faux> is it at least pretty
23:20:00 <Serenity> ffs
23:20:00 <Serenity> no
23:20:00 <Maurice> It's a solid white block for me until I highlight it
23:20:00 <faux> SHOW ME INMEDIATELY
23:20:00 <faux> -n+m
23:20:00 <faux> p pp p p p paw patrol
23:20:00 <Maurice> Fuck paw patrol in it's arse
23:20:00 <faux> paw patrollll see me rolll
23:20:00 <faux> lmao
23:20:00 <Loof> whenever you're in trouble
23:21:00 <dematerialised> mmm these donuts are great
23:21:00 <Maurice> Bo has the paw patrol truck and it fucking makes noise
23:21:00 <Maurice> Lots of noise
23:21:00 <faux> according to me sis im Marshall
23:21:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/NU3QeLN.png
23:21:00 <Loof> lol
23:21:00 <Serenity> say a word about my font and i will kick your head off
23:21:00 <faux> rofl
23:21:00 <faux> dammit
23:21:00 <faux> backspaced.
23:21:00 <dematerialised> your font is shit
23:21:00 <dematerialised> change it
23:21:00 <Clarkson> great little show faggot
23:21:00 <Serenity> YOUR FACE IS SHIT CUNT
23:22:00 <dematerialised> i will fight you
23:22:00 <Doodle> piss off sarah i call u sarah all the time
23:22:00 <Doodle> sarah
23:22:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll @ black irc
23:22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jefferson Starship - Sarah.mp3 (4.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
23:22:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:22:00 <faux> erc
23:22:00 <Serenity> ill kick your face so hard it folds in on its self and looks like a shit jaffle
23:22:00 <Serenity> you fucking cunt
23:22:00 <Maurice> Are you racist, President_Trump
23:22:00 <Maurice> Oh hang on, yes
23:22:00 <faux> Doodle:
23:22:00 <dematerialised> im not sure what a shit jaffle is
23:22:00 <Doodle> hi
23:22:00 <Maurice> Thats what it looks like on mine, Serenity
23:22:00 <faux> im sad show me ur penis
23:22:00 <Serenity> a jaffle filled with shit
23:22:00 <Maurice> Black background, white block
23:22:00 <Doodle> lol
23:22:00 <Doodle> no!
23:22:00 <dematerialised> ok what is a jaffle?
23:22:00 <faux> ffs
23:22:00 <Serenity> ,.
23:22:00 <Loof> lol
23:22:00 <partay> i like the name sarah
23:22:00 <Serenity> fuck off
23:22:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
23:22:00 <Serenity> dont speak to me again
23:22:00 <faux> hurry
23:23:00 <faux> im gettin sadder
23:23:00 <President_Trump> faux take a screenshot of what it looked like on yours
23:23:00 <dematerialised> just give her the tip
23:23:00 <Doodle> i'm not showing you me wanger you've seen it a billionty times
23:23:00 <Serenity> shes on her phone it doesnt look like anything President_Trump
23:23:00 <Loof> hungarian salami, swiss cheese slice, tomato paste and pinapple jaffles mmm
23:23:00 <Maurice> Lets me it a billionty and one
23:23:00 <President_Trump> Serenity that line would have looked special for her
23:23:00 <Maurice> Er make, not me
23:23:00 <Maurice> Goddamn
23:23:00 <Doodle> make u what
23:23:00 <Serenity> not on her phone it doesnt show ctrl codes
23:23:00 <dematerialised> make you sweat
23:24:00 <Doodle> a la la la la long?
23:24:00 <Maurice> And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it some moreororrreeee
23:24:00 <President_Trump> Serenity u have tried every irc client on every phone have u?
23:24:00 <Doodle> alololololong
23:24:00 <Serenity> no President_Trump but her and i use the same client you fucking SPASTIC
23:24:00 <Serenity> far out
23:24:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:24:00 <Serenity> why does everything have to be so fucking hard
23:24:00 <Maurice> Long longlonglonglongggg
23:24:00 <Doodle> thats wht she said
23:25:00 <Loof> lol
23:25:00 <Serenity> and no phone apps use control codes you retard
23:25:00 <Clarkson> yeh we suck cock
23:25:00 <faux> here u go President_Trump
23:25:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/japdUiL
23:25:00 <faux> now shoosh
23:25:00 <^a\Romeo_|> i just had an orgasm but it hurt
23:25:00 <Serenity> WHY DO YOU INDULGE THEM
23:25:00 <dematerialised> you might wanna get that checked romeo
23:25:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:25:00 <Serenity> dematerialised made me angry
23:25:00 <Serenity> now im raging
23:25:00 <^a\Romeo_|> okies
23:25:00 <faux> youre not sposed to fuck a knife drawer
23:25:00 <Loof> i use that irc client on my android
23:25:00 <Doodle> wtf
23:25:00 <Loof> andchat
23:25:00 <faux> im not indulging anyone it took me 3 seconds
23:25:00 <faux> lol
23:26:00 <Maurice> If you get those 24 mcnuggets from maccas for 10 bucks, how many sauces do you get
23:26:00 <^a\Romeo_|> fooooooooooooood
23:26:00 <faux> 4
23:26:00 <dematerialised> i think they give you four Maurice
23:26:00 <Maurice> What the fuck
23:26:00 <Maurice> Thats not enough
23:26:00 <Maurice> You'd need at least 20
23:26:00 <faux> thats plenny
23:26:00 <dematerialised> its generally 1 per 6
23:26:00 <President_Trump> that looks differnt to Serenity's
23:26:00 <Serenity> .................
23:26:00 <Serenity> this cunt
23:26:00 <Maurice> 1 does not do 6 nuggets
23:26:00 <faux> cos shes nor on her phone atm
23:26:00 <Maurice> Unless you put the whole nugget in your mouth
23:26:00 <faux> not*
23:26:00 <Serenity> why is he being so fucking dumb
23:26:00 <Maurice> Which I do not because I am a lady
23:26:00 <dematerialised> my local hj's is stupid, i asked them for 12 nuggets and she is like "we only sell 6"\
23:26:00 <Doodle> she's nor on hur fooone
23:26:00 <dematerialised> im like you cunt what's 6x2
23:26:00 <faux> hes tryina get under your skin and its working
23:26:00 <faux> breathe
23:27:00 <faux> lol
23:27:00 <Serenity> NO SHANE MADE ME FUCKING ANGRY
23:27:00 <faux> why
23:27:00 <Serenity> NOW EVERYTHING IS ANNOYING
23:27:00 <dematerialised> calm down Serenity
23:27:00 <faux> shane whatd u do
23:27:00 <Maurice> dematerialised, like that vid that went viral of the dude asking his gf if she'd want her pizza in 8 or 12 slices
23:27:00 <Serenity> because hes a piece of shit that doesnt know what a jaffle is
23:27:00 <Maurice> And she says 8 coz she couldn't eat 12
23:27:00 <President_Trump> why is Serenity's name in yellow?
23:27:00 <dematerialised> haha yes Maurice
23:27:00 <faux> colours are automatic President_Trump
23:27:00 <Maurice> They did another one when he asked for a tuna steak
23:27:00 <Doodle> Maurice he should have asked her in inches
23:27:00 <faux> they change whenever i join
23:27:00 <President_Trump> i want my name in perm colour faux
23:27:00 <Maurice> So she cooked him steak and stuck tuna on the top
23:27:00 <President_Trump> red please
23:27:00 <Doodle> she would have gotten that
23:27:00 <faux> this is not a possibility
23:27:00 <faux> smd
23:27:00 <Maurice> Bitches love inches
23:28:00 <couleurs> i'm automatic
23:28:00 <faux> SHOW US UR INCHES DOODLE
23:28:00 <faux> selfish fuck
23:28:00 <Clarkson> im so glad i dont have to do that shit anymore
23:28:00 <Doodle> lol
23:28:00 <Doodle> u saw it like
23:28:00 <Serenity> he is so selfish
23:28:00 <Doodle> last week
23:28:00 <faux> did i
23:28:00 <Serenity> WHAT
23:28:00 <faux> oh ye
23:28:00 <Doodle> it hasnt changed
23:28:00 <faux> my birthday ppics
23:28:00 <partay> Doodle in 3D
23:28:00 <faux> i forgot about those
23:28:00 <Serenity> i could die in 4 days show me your dick
23:28:00 <faux> LOL sez
23:28:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:28:00 <President_Trump> u could have hidden that channel in the screeen shot, like a dagger thru my heart
23:28:00 <Doodle> u wont die
23:28:00 <faux> lol
23:29:00 <Serenity> i could
23:29:00 <Serenity> ITS POSSIBLE
23:29:00 <Doodle> u wont
23:29:00 <dematerialised> ok time to go watch some black americans get boots to their throats bye
23:29:00 <faux> u better not
23:29:00 <Serenity> i could be too fat and my heart could give out
23:29:00 <faux> who will show me blobs on command
23:29:00 <faux> boobs*
23:29:00 <President_Trump> lol demut pretty racist for a left wing nut job
23:29:00 <Loof> will manboobs do?
23:29:00 <faux> a left nut wingjob
23:29:00 <faux> yes
23:29:00 <^a\Romeo_|> so couleurs had any coffee today?
23:29:00 <Serenity> he doesnt even know what a jaffle is dont talk to that cunt
23:29:00 <Clarkson> weed is crap
23:29:00 <Serenity> he doesnt deserve it
23:30:00 <faux> show us ya man tiddies
23:30:00 <Loof> ma tiddles
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> weed is great but only in large doses
23:30:00 <couleurs> yea i had 3 today how many u had 2 day romes
23:30:00 <faux> can we voTe 2 ban romeo
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> heaps man
23:30:00 <Serenity> 1
23:30:00 <faux> 1
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> but 7 or 8
23:30:00 <Serenity> 1,1>
23:30:00 <Serenity> 1,1<
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> buot 7 or 8
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> bout 7 or 8
23:30:00 <Doodle> ok sezz
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> :)
23:30:00 <^a\Romeo_|> kjhgfder4567u8ijhnbgfvr
23:30:00 <Doodle> check ur whatsapp
23:30:00 <faux> phew
23:31:00 <Serenity> it better be an erect phallace
23:31:00 <faux> LOL
23:31:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> Ffs
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> Right at the crucial moment
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> (21:28:07) (couleurs): i'm automatic
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> (21:28:32) (Maurice): What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> (21:28:34) * Disconnected
23:31:00 <faux> is phallace how its spelt
23:31:00 <Doodle> sister matic
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> 'Strong'
23:31:00 <Devil_Girl> Lol Doodle
23:31:00 <Doodle> phallus
23:31:00 <Serenity> crikey moses
23:31:00 <faux> IS IT PHALLUS
23:31:00 <faux> ok good
23:31:00 <Serenity> ok i feel better now im over me rage
23:31:00 <Serenity> ty doodle
23:31:00 <Doodle> THERE
23:31:00 <faux> lolol
23:31:00 <Doodle> nps
23:31:00 <faux> MY TURN
23:32:00 <Doodle> its one i sent u
23:32:00 <Doodle> lol
23:32:00 <faux> ph
23:32:00 <faux> oh
23:32:00 <faux> k
23:32:00 <faux> nvm
23:32:00 <Serenity> i want to draw a smiley face on it
23:32:00 <faux> i have them collaged
23:32:00 <Doodle> good grief
23:32:00 <faux> kidden
23:32:00 <Serenity> shes not
23:32:00 <faux> theeyre laminated
23:32:00 <Serenity> that toothpaste bitch
23:32:00 <faux> dont bbsillY
23:32:00 <faux> LOL
23:32:00 <Doodle> if me dick had a face it wouldnt be smiling
23:32:00 <faux> DELETED.
23:32:00 <Serenity> loooooooooool
23:32:00 <faux> Accuracy
23:32:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllll @ Serenity copying mayo
23:32:00 <faux> present Yourself
23:33:00 <Serenity> no trump
23:33:00 <Serenity> now you're copying me
23:33:00 <Serenity> just dont ok
23:33:00 <Maurice> That fucking strumpet deleted me without even a DELETED warning
23:33:00 <Doodle> heh
23:33:00 <Maurice> All because of a dude that she went on to shag and spawn to anyways
23:33:00 <Doodle> tea and strumpets on the lawn
23:33:00 <Maurice> The nerve
23:33:00 <faux> shes here Maurice
23:33:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:33:00 <faux> hiding under Accuracy
23:33:00 <Maurice> I know
23:33:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:33:00 <faux> oh good
23:33:00 <Loof> have you bought shoes yet TheRiddler, was thinking get some adidas, i want some
23:33:00 <faux> she thinks shes clever its cute
23:34:00 <Serenity> i have to take my tongue bar out on friday Maurice :(
23:34:00 <Maurice> Oh no :/
23:34:00 <Serenity> i hope it doesnt close up
23:34:00 <Maurice> Surely it shouldn't in that time
23:34:00 <Maurice> Just shove it in as soon as you wake up
23:34:00 <Maurice> (thats what she said)
23:34:00 <Serenity> she said i can leave it in till last minute
23:34:00 <Serenity> then put it straight back in once im awake properly
23:34:00 <Serenity> so 2 hours max
23:34:00 <Maurice> Why do you have to take it out exactly?
23:34:00 <Maurice> Like, why
23:34:00 <Maurice> WHY
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> I went shoe shopping and came up with nothing
23:35:00 <Serenity> they cant risk it coming loose or anything
23:35:00 <Maurice> Is it a hazard of you chomping it when under or something
23:35:00 <Maurice> Ahh got ya
23:35:00 <Serenity> cause ill be under GA
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> except a pair of doc martens that were $179
23:35:00 <Maurice> Thats cheap for docs
23:35:00 <Loof> http://www.eastbay.com/Mens/Shoes/_-_/N-1pZne
23:35:00 <Serenity> they're gonna tape me nipples up rofl
23:35:00 <Loof> check that ^
23:35:00 <Loof> awesome prices man
23:35:00 <Maurice> Lol they taped my earrings up
23:35:00 <Loof> free shipping
23:36:00 <Serenity> she said basically its just over precaution they cant risk bits getting into my body with open incisions etc
23:36:00 <Maurice> Dr Martens Dr Martens Dr Martens booootsss
23:36:00 <Maurice> Er, how do they think you have sex?
23:36:00 <Maurice> Bits go into your body through open incisions
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.theiconic.com.au/eclectic-tobias-8-eye-boots-141183.html
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> these ones
23:37:00 <faux> CuTe
23:37:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:38:00 <Serenity> they look like DB's without the riupple sole
23:38:00 <Maurice> I have these http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=23691517
23:38:00 <Maurice> Lol I was just thinking that Serenity
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't bought anything yet
23:38:00 <Maurice> The 'poor mans' DBs but more expensive
23:38:00 <Loof> oh they're nice, i might grab a pair
23:39:00 <Serenity> my brother bought a pair of dbs from army surplus for $100 =/
23:39:00 <Serenity> er $200
23:39:00 <Serenity> i didnt know they were so expensive
23:40:00 <Maurice> I have these too http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Z3sAAOxy1RZSVwjL/s-l400.jpg
23:40:00 <Loof> holy shit i used to wear them to high school
23:40:00 <Maurice> They seem to have gone up, I used to get my docs for $170, was in freo a couple of weeks ago and asked how much and they were 240
23:40:00 <Loof> they were like $50 then
23:40:00 <Serenity> ive got a pair of standard grey mr matrens
23:40:00 <Serenity> martens
23:40:00 <Loof> ripple used to leave a distinctive mark on the carpet, people could tell i was there lol
23:41:00 <Serenity> yer my bro lives in his DBs
23:41:00 <Loof> nice
23:41:00 <Doodle> dbs
23:41:00 <Doodle> DBS
23:42:00 <Doodle> theyre called docs u fucken spastics
23:42:00 <Serenity> no
23:42:00 <Serenity> docs are called docs
23:42:00 <Serenity> DBs are called dbs
23:42:00 <Doodle> oh
23:42:00 <Doodle> carry on
23:42:00 <Maurice> Desert boots
23:42:00 <Doodle> wtf
23:42:00 <Serenity> ^
23:42:00 <Maurice> Not to be confused with the edible kind, dessert boots
23:42:00 <Doodle> who the fuck wears that shit anymore
23:42:00 <Maurice> Bogans
23:42:00 <Serenity> like bogans can afford $200 for boots
23:43:00 <faux> pix of dbs
23:43:00 <Doodle> christ almighty i thought they were outlawed with semi automatic weapons in the 90s
23:43:00 <Serenity> lol i just imagined my brothers face at being called a bogan
23:43:00 <Serenity> hahaha fuck
23:43:00 <Maurice> Of course they can, once they break in to old ladies homes and steal their purses
23:43:00 <faux> hey now das wude
23:43:00 <Maurice> http://boganmania.com/wp-content/uploads/db-feature.jpg
23:43:00 <Maurice> There faux
23:43:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:43:00 <faux> oh
23:44:00 <Loof> db = desert boots
23:44:00 <Serenity> http://www.rossiboots.com.au/images/catalogue_grid/Ripple_Cat.jpg
23:44:00 <Maurice> OH FFS LOOF
23:44:00 <Doodle> drum & bass
23:44:00 <faux> they're not as uglt as i thought thheyd be
23:44:00 <Maurice> TAKE ME OFF IGNORE SO YOU'RE NOT REPEATING EVERY FUCKING THING I SAY YOU GIANT SPASTICATED POOFTER CUNT
23:44:00 <Doodle> dolce & bananas
23:44:00 <faux> rocl
23:44:00 <faux> f
23:44:00 <Doodle> ehehee
23:44:00 <Loof> are they $200 sez?
23:44:00 <Maurice> In high school it was the bogans who wore them, but they were a lot cheaper then
23:45:00 <Serenity> for real dbs yes thats how much my bro paid
23:45:00 <Loof> dayum
23:45:00 <Serenity> you can get knock offs from big w n shit
23:45:00 <Serenity> for like $40
23:45:00 <Maurice> DBs, bubble gum jeans
23:45:00 <Maurice> Good times
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.theiconic.com.au/nike-air-flight-89-197235.html
23:45:00 <Doodle> aids
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> how about these?
23:45:00 <Serenity> do you remember the boots with the material puffy bit near the ankle Maurice? in the 90's?
23:45:00 <Loof> all good i found the ones i want for $111: http://everythingaustralian.com.au/4046-desert-boot-original-ripple-black-suede.html
23:46:00 <Serenity> theyre back =/
23:46:00 <Maurice> Rofl yes
23:46:00 <Maurice> I had a pair
23:46:00 <Maurice> Sooo cool
23:46:00 <Serenity> i saw some in kmart the other day
23:46:00 <Maurice> Burn the store down
23:46:00 <Maurice> Asap
23:46:00 <Serenity> with the PUFFY SCRUNCH SOCKS
23:46:00 <Maurice> I had rivers and rossis too
23:46:00 <Maurice> Jingle jingle
23:46:00 <Doodle> hi
23:46:00 <Doodle> oh
23:46:00 <Serenity> scrunch socks**
23:46:00 <Loof> i got my down jacket today
23:46:00 <Doodle> jingle set me highlight off
23:46:00 <Doodle> eeehehehe
23:46:00 <Loof> on sale usually $600, got it for $150
23:47:00 <Serenity> oh i did spell it right
23:47:00 <Serenity> ffs
23:47:00 <faux> rofl
23:47:00 <faux> i was wondering
23:47:00 <faux> i double checked like 5 times
23:47:00 <Serenity> hahaha
23:47:00 <faux> and i was about to ask
23:47:00 <Serenity> i thought i fucked it up
23:47:00 <faux> cos it hurt my brain
23:47:00 <faux> lollllll
23:47:00 <faux> ff
23:47:00 <Doodle> my brain left 3 hours ago
23:47:00 <Doodle> went to bed after i did me homework
23:47:00 <Loof> my bob marley rasta baggy bean with attatched fake dreadlocks should be here tomorrow :D
23:47:00 <Serenity> i feel like my brain went to bed hours ago
23:47:00 <Maurice> http://www.rossiboots.com.au/images/product_hero/666Shearer_Hero.jpg
23:47:00 <Loof> beany*
23:48:00 <faux> ew Maurice
23:48:00 <faux> can u not
23:48:00 <Doodle> sezz do 2 hours of statistical inference that will wake u up
23:48:00 <faux> lol
23:48:00 <Maurice> They were all the rage m8
23:48:00 <Maurice> But you never did the buckle up
23:48:00 <faux> so ugs
23:48:00 <Maurice> So then mum would yell at you 'DO THOSE FUCKING SHOES UP'
23:48:00 <Serenity> no thanks doodle
23:48:00 <Doodle> go on, its fun
23:48:00 <Maurice> I had a pair back in about 96
23:48:00 <Doodle> i watched a 1hr doco earlier 'the joy of stats'
23:48:00 <Doodle> it was not joyful
23:48:00 <Maurice> Around the time I served in WW2
23:49:00 <Serenity> stats can suck my bumhole
23:49:00 <Doodle> there were stats tho
23:49:00 <faux> i cant wait til doodle finishes his diploma
23:49:00 <faux> it gives me anxiety
23:49:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol why
23:49:00 <faux> idk it stresses me out and im not even studying it
23:49:00 <faux> lol
23:49:00 <Doodle> its ok i can handle it
23:49:00 <faux> good
23:49:00 <Maurice> Doodle, I did your survey for both me and the man, I hope thats ok
23:49:00 <Loof> zac powered up all my shitty pokemons today, there goes all my stardust lol
23:49:00 <Maurice> Too bad if it's not
23:50:00 <Doodle> lol all good Maurice u both have them so its nps
23:50:00 <ShadowLurker> FAUX stop huffin dongs n look
23:50:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13726586_1410510728993921_3536347117506020008_n.jpg?oh=bb102fb73bf8a3f3652acd1969a7f626&oe=57F101DD
23:50:00 <Maurice> Sexcellent
23:50:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
23:50:00 <faux> paul i saw thatearlier
23:50:00 <Doodle> 15/50 responses so far
23:50:00 <Serenity> ROFLLL
23:50:00 <Maurice> Wait Doodle, technically we have 3 so I could go again
23:50:00 <Doodle> 14
23:50:00 <ShadowLurker> ^_^
23:50:00 <faux> and cried for 38 minhtes
23:50:00 <faux> llmmmaaaaoooo
23:50:00 <Serenity> im like OMG PASTE THAT TO FAUX
23:50:00 <Serenity> IMMEDIATELY
23:50:00 <Doodle> wait fk
23:50:00 <faux> SOSIG
23:50:00 <Doodle> how did u do it twice
23:50:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAA
23:50:00 <faux> tysm
23:50:00 <Maurice> I dunno, it just let me
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> http://au.sportsdirect.com/dc-comics-batman-hi-top-mens-150036?colcode=15003603
23:50:00 <Doodle> damn
23:50:00 <faux> its so good
23:50:00 <Doodle> its not sposed to lol
23:50:00 <Maurice> Want me to do it another 35 times?
23:50:00 <Doodle> let me check me setz
23:51:00 <Doodle> no!
23:51:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:51:00 <Maurice> If it's set public I'll share it
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> http://au.sportsdirect.com/iron-fist-iron-leopard-hi-top-mens-trainers-245045?colcode=24504599
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> I found the perfect ones lol
23:51:00 <faux> lmao sez
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> faux
23:51:00 <faux> yes
23:51:00 <faux> hi
23:51:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler, don't you fucking dare even GLANCE in Iron Fists direction
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> leopard print shoes
23:51:00 <Loof> go the batman ones
23:51:00 <faux> gross
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> wish amelia didn't leave
23:52:00 <faux> pls dont buy them
23:52:00 <faux> theyre fug
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:52:00 <faux> phew
23:52:00 <faux> tysm
23:52:00 <dematerialised> you're welcome
23:52:00 <Doodle> Multiple Responses: Off, only allow the survey to be taken once from the same device
23:52:00 <Doodle> THEN HOW MAURICE
23:52:00 <Doodle> WHAT SORCERY
23:52:00 <faux> maybe from Diff Devices
23:52:00 <faux> DD
23:52:00 <dematerialised> i can tell you but first you must sacrifice a goat to me
23:52:00 <Maurice> Oh, my phone probs, when I did mine I was out so data
23:53:00 <Loof> check their external ip and leave a cookie to say they've given a response
23:53:00 <Doodle> oh lol
23:53:00 <Maurice> The other at home so wifi
23:53:00 <Maurice> ?
23:53:00 <Maurice> I dunno
23:53:00 <Doodle> ye
23:53:00 <Doodle> diff ips
23:53:00 <faux> I JUST SAID THAT
23:53:00 <SOSIG> das why
23:53:00 <faux> u fucks
23:53:00 <Clarkson> I met my neighbour Baz she's Turkish and so fucking lovely
23:53:00 <Doodle> ty faux
23:53:00 <faux> aw that was me
23:53:00 <Loof> the cookie in case they use a vpn to be a trickster
23:53:00 <faux> ily Clarkson
23:53:00 <Clarkson> [01:19:30] its fucking shit
23:53:00 <Maurice> Technically it was the same device
23:53:00 <faux> oh
23:53:00 <Doodle> yeah but me survey doesnt know that
23:53:00 <faux> shut up Maurice i will figjt u
23:53:00 <Loof> but if they use a vpn and clear their cookies you're screwed
23:53:00 <Maurice> BRING IT
23:53:00 <Maurice> OH IT'S BRUNG
23:53:00 <faux> mm cookies
23:53:00 <Doodle> its ok lol its only a uni survey
23:54:00 <Loof> ah
23:54:00 <SOSIG> i want a cookie the size of my face
23:54:00 <faux> i just farded
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dcshoes.com.au/mens-spartan-hi-wc-shoe-302523?default=289980 these are the onese that broke
23:54:00 <SOSIG> fuck off dematerialised
23:54:00 <faux> man we had the best cookies in high school
23:54:00 <dematerialised> can i do the survey? i like surveys?
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> I am currently wearing my work boots
23:54:00 <dematerialised> fight me sezz
23:54:00 <Maurice> Were they full of mull?
23:54:00 <faux> theh were the size of a small dinner plate
23:54:00 <faux> and like softish
23:54:00 <faux> omgosh
23:54:00 <faux> so good
23:54:00 <Maurice> Were they choc chip?!
23:54:00 <faux> hes
23:54:00 <faux> ges
23:54:00 <SOSIG> ill roundhouse kick you in the neck
23:54:00 <faux> wtf
23:54:00 <Maurice> Coz if so, we had them too
23:54:00 <faux> lol
23:54:00 <faux> yes*
23:54:00 <Maurice> They were delish, cost $1
23:54:00 <faux> HES
23:54:00 <faux> wtfffff
23:54:00 <dematerialised> i will scissor-kick your chin clean off your face sezz
23:54:00 <faux> whh is my y moving
23:54:00 <Doodle> we had those at my old work
23:55:00 <faux> theure thebbest
23:55:00 <faux> i need one in me life rn
23:55:00 <SOSIG> I will kick you so hard in the back of your skull that you will headbutt your own kneecaps
23:55:00 <Loof> are you using php or asp.net Doodle?
23:55:00 <Doodle> there were muesli ones and choc chip ones
23:55:00 <faux> i also need 2 ftb soon or im gonna die
23:55:00 <Doodle> just surveymonkey Loof
23:55:00 <Loof> ah
23:55:00 <dematerialised> i will punch you so hard in the solar plexus your will be plunged into eternel darkness ezz
23:55:00 <faux> ew muesli ones
23:55:00 <faux> pls no
23:55:00 <SOSIG> hi faux plz sit on me face
23:55:00 <Doodle> they were me breakfast at work
23:55:00 <SOSIG> i mean..
23:55:00 <Maurice> Er SOSIG
23:55:00 <SOSIG> sosig
23:55:00 <Maurice> She's leaking
23:55:00 <faux> hor
23:55:00 <Maurice> Are you sure
23:55:00 <faux> t
23:55:00 <faux> oh
23:55:00 <faux> he
23:55:00 <SOSIG> EW
23:56:00 <Doodle> muesli cookie the size of me head
23:56:00 <faux> LOLLL
23:56:00 <SOSIG> I FORGOTS
23:56:00 <faux> dolmio gein
23:56:00 <SOSIG> omg
23:56:00 <faux> r
23:56:00 <SOSIG> :(
23:56:00 <faux> WHY CANT I TYPE
23:56:00 <SOSIG> noooooooooooooooo
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.farfetch.com/au/shopping/men/philipp-plein--bones-hi-top-sneakers-item-11492541.aspx?storeid=9499&from=listing&rnkdmnly=1&ffref=lp_pic_55_8_
23:56:00 <dematerialised> bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonkers
23:56:00 <faux> look ill get back to you in 3 days
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> far out 1300 for those
23:56:00 <Loof> if you want i could make you up a webpage to take surveys, only take me a day
23:56:00 <faux> well 2 but 3 to be certain
23:56:00 <Loof> export the data to anything you want
23:56:00 <dematerialised> why did you -x sezz
23:57:00 <Serenity> cause i couldnt remember what my host was
23:57:00 <dematerialised> oh
23:57:00 <Doodle> nah its cool thx Loof me schedule started yesterday so i cant run it again
23:57:00 <Serenity> and that was the easiest way to find out
23:57:00 <Loof> no worries :)
23:57:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:58:00 <dematerialised> 3 donuts left
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.farfetch.com/au/shopping/men/giuseppe-zanotti-design-wing-detail-hi-top-sneakers-item-11270199.aspx?storeid=9336&from=listing&rnkdmnly=1&ffref=lp_pic_128_56_
23:58:00 <faux> gimme 1
23:58:00 <faux> u mcfuck
23:58:00 <dematerialised> make me
23:58:00 <faux> k
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> mcfuck
23:58:00 <Loof> $1740 shoes
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
23:58:00 <Loof> lol
23:58:00 <Loof> fark
23:59:00 <Serenity> LOL turbo just went full sosig trying to lick his own chest
23:59:00 <Serenity> im crying
23:59:00 <Loof> they're nice tho, if they didn't have those gold leaves or feathers or whatever they are
23:59:00 <Doodle> full wut
23:59:00 <Serenity> sosig
23:59:00 <faux> the zipper is madr of real gold
23:59:00 <dematerialised> sosig doe
23:59:00 <faux> rofl sosig
23:59:00 <dematerialised> sosig does!
23:59:00 <Doodle> yea i read it lol
23:59:00 <faux> still dhing
23:59:00 <Doodle> wtf does it mean
23:59:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13726586_1410510728993921_3536347117506020008_n.jpg?oh=bb102fb73bf8a3f3652acd1969a7f626&oe=57F101DD
23:59:00 <Maurice> Doodle didn't click the link
23:59:00 <Doodle> oh
23:59:00 <Doodle> ok Maurice
23:59:00 <Doodle> .
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