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01:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.jaycar.com.au/110-piece-12v-rotary-tool-set/p/TD2451
02:00 <TheRiddler> found 1
02:00 <Serenity> we have that
03:00 <TheRiddler> good?
03:00 <TheRiddler> I need it to drill a hole into a piece of plastic
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Loof> lol :p
04:00 <Serenity> the motor is a big weak paul uses the bits on a proper dremel. which he said you can get from bunnings for $50
04:00 <Serenity> and works a lot better
04:00 <Serenity> bit weak*
04:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
05:00 <TheRiddler> for $35 that's probably alright
05:00 <TheRiddler> I guess it's better on soft materials
05:00 <Serenity> yeah i mean guess it depends what youre using it for
05:00 <TheRiddler> so plastic should be fine
09:00 <couleurs> get the entry model dremel it's only $50 or the better 1 for $95... imagine all the cosplays you could make with that
13:00 <couleurs> next question pls
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> yes
20:00 <Doodle> whoah is me
21:00 <Loof> whore is me
21:00 <couleurs> what's new pussy cat, woe woe 
21:00 <Matthew> bye Cath^
21:00 <Kelevra> iBiZa- is broken..
21:00 <dematerialised> ibiza isnt even human
21:00 <Kelevra> hopefully.
21:00 <Kelevra> I went to school with the dipshit
21:00 <dematerialised> shut up bot
21:00 <Kelevra> fuck off tramp
22:00 <Matthew> welcome Doodle
22:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
22:00 <dematerialised> welcome to the delightfully delectable Doodel xoxo
22:00 <Matthew> : /
22:00 <Loof> tbh
22:00 <dematerialised> tbh
22:00 <dematerialised> hahah
22:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:00 <dematerialised> also im not sure i spelled that right
23:00 <dematerialised> but anyway
23:00 <Matthew> good to see the Ignore list get another busy workout 
23:00 <dematerialised> the message was clear
23:00 <Kelevra> hey robsticle
23:00 <Doodle> hai mel
23:00 <Kelevra> :)
23:00 <Kelevra> hows your day been?
23:00 <dematerialised> on*
23:00 <Doodle> busy
24:00 <British^Meat> hah, zlined Kelevra?
24:00 <Kelevra> busy day is a good day right?
24:00 <dematerialised> the z-lines are a shitty bot script
24:00 <dematerialised> everyone gets hit when their time is up
24:00 <Kelevra> hey dan
24:00 <Kelevra> fuck off shaun
24:00 <British^Meat> heya mellers
24:00 <Doodle> it distracts me from the endless grey blur of my life
24:00 <Doodle> interspersed with visits to the lav
24:00 <dematerialised> it blurs because it's so fast
25:00 <Doodle> ew no pls
25:00 <Kelevra> FINE
25:00 <Skirmish> Jimbo: Monkeys as in asian crews sometimes try smuggle monkeys. Australia has a zero animals on board policy obviously because of diseases. We can isolate the crew but there is still the people that come and board the ship when it's berthed who then get off and can carry disease. 
26:00 <Kelevra> I'll lock them in the wardrobe where they belong
26:00 <Doodle> lock them in the attic
26:00 <Doodle> and play this
26:00 <Skirmish> So they have a monkey or two to play with whilst at sea and try hide them when they are at berth so we let them off the ship. 
27:00 <Kelevra> attic rhymes with traffic!!!
27:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25yIfrQ_9A
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes - Up Where We Belong (Subtitulado) Views: 1,959,421 Uploader: Skimotaje Uploaded: Jun 14, 2011 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.90
27:00 <Kelevra> always play in traffic!
27:00 <Matthew> the rollercoaster of parenting
27:00 <Kelevra> hey stebie
27:00 <Doodle> SUBTITULADO
27:00 <Kelevra> stfu Skirmish
28:00 <Kelevra> heh you typed tit
28:00 <Kelevra> :P
28:00 <Doodle> 2rite
28:00 <dematerialised> <TheRidder> :p
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> fuck.. you're at work.. do something.
28:00 <Skirmish> Get a job? 
29:00 <Kelevra> isn't theriddler that ash guy who puts things in his anus?
29:00 <dematerialised> correct
29:00 <Kelevra> wow
29:00 <Doodle> tho he has expanded his repertoire since
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah
29:00 <Loof> oh god no
29:00 <dematerialised> he's very creative
29:00 <Kelevra> do tell
29:00 <Kelevra> sharing is caring
29:00 <Doodle> there is no easy way to say this
29:00 <Doodle> he jams things in his peehole
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> no shit
29:00 <Clarkson> u can only get the shit frighten out of urself once
29:00 <Kelevra> you do sfa
29:00 <Kelevra> it's pathetic
29:00 <Skirmish> You have absolutely no idea what I do. You just make yourself look retarded by banging on thinking you do. 
30:00 <Loof> whyyyyyyyy!
30:00 <Kelevra> oh lord
30:00 <Matthew> : /
30:00 <Doodle> i dont know :(
30:00 <British^Meat> looooooooooooooooool
30:00 <Kelevra> I heard about this type of behaviour like 10 years ago but thought only gay men used cue tips to shove in their wee wee holes
30:00 <Kelevra> dude, you're a fkn moron
30:00 <Serenity> send me knob pics
30:00 <Clarkson> sweet, shes getting changed, might bend her over and hold her small boobs and root her before mum gets home... or might get mum and my sis to do a 3some with me :)
30:00 <Kelevra> you walk around
30:00 <Kelevra> what kind of job is that
30:00 <Skirmish> ^ see above. 
30:00 <amelia> look i am a squirter.
30:00 <Maurice> I'd like to get paid to irc and walk around
30:00 <Skirmish> Squirtle. 
30:00 <Maurice> I'd say Skirmish is doing ok
31:00 <British^Meat> yer, that guy
31:00 <British^Meat> i just dont know...
31:00 <dematerialised> it's not been determined whether or not he is gay
31:00 <Kelevra> I remember seeing a guy shove tweezers down his wee wee hole once
31:00 <dematerialised> i'm 87% certain he has sex with a pillow with an anime character on it
31:00 <Doodle> he was going to a dating seminar or some shit tonight
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Doodle> i assume to meet men
31:00 <Kelevra> it was almost as bad as that dude getting fucked by that horse and dying
31:00 <British^Meat> looks kinda creepy :/
31:00 <Serenity> 9Fuck off hamelia
31:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahahahahahaa Serenity is Squirtle
31:00 <amelia> squirtle squirtle
31:00 <Kelevra> lol Maurice
31:00 <doctor> Ham squirts are best squirts
31:00 <amelia> whoooooooshhhhhhh
32:00 <Doodle> [19:02] <TheRiddler> was meant to go to this dating skills workshop tonight
32:00 <Doodle> but he got barbed wire stuck in his cock
32:00 <dematerialised> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> rip jerome
32:00 <Kelevra> it's so scary
32:00 <British^Meat> the shoving things in the cock thing, like wtf
32:00 <Kelevra> WHYYYYY
32:00 <dematerialised> outside the cock i am fine with
32:00 <Doodle> do people really need dating skills workshops
32:00 <Kelevra> do they do it
32:00 <dematerialised> inside the cock is not ok
32:00 <dematerialised> ever
32:00 <Kelevra> Doodle we're on irc..
32:00 <Skirmish> Considering the person who is trying to judge me, I think I am doing ok too Maurice.
32:00 <Kelevra> stop it
32:00 <Kelevra> all I think is cum and squirty poopies
32:00 <Clarkson> that's one hot fucking song
32:00 <dematerialised> wtf are you cunts still tlaking about female jiz
32:00 <dematerialised> jesus christ
32:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaahhaa
33:00 <Doodle> i mean u buy her dinner get her drunk and take her roughly from behind
33:00 <Doodle> how hard can it be
33:00 <Doodle> oun intended
33:00 <Doodle> pun
33:00 <Kelevra> I think all who aren't coupled up by now need a workshop
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <Kelevra> or a sex shp
33:00 <dematerialised> like, if he fucked a watermelon i'd be like, ok thats weird but you gotta get laid somehow
33:00 <Clarkson> ur a gay lover
33:00 <dematerialised> but putting things inside the dickhole
33:00 <dematerialised> should never occur
33:00 <dematerialised> ever
33:00 <Kelevra> pocket pussys and vibrators yo
33:00 <British^Meat> yer
33:00 <British^Meat> and taping it
33:00 <Doodle> taping it in his peehole?
33:00 <amelia> SQuiRTLe
33:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: It's urine did you know? 
33:00 <Serenity> amelia has a moist on over my squirting
33:00 <Kelevra> very jaded.
33:00 <Serenity> she cant stop
33:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaa
33:00 <Skirmish> LoL
33:00 <amelia> its not fuckin urine you twat
33:00 <Kelevra> let's just call it off
33:00 <Serenity> amelia is 100% a squirter too
33:00 <Serenity> shes far too emotional about this
33:00 <amelia> you really know how to boil my broccoli
33:00 <Kelevra> and talk about favourite pizza toppings
33:00 <amelia> hahahahaha no hes jus bein dumb
34:00 <Doodle> with sellotape?
34:00 <British^Meat> and posting in on irc with ur full name attached to it
34:00 <Kelevra> it's creeping me out
34:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even know where I peed from until I was like 23
34:00 <Kelevra> I thought it all came from my sex hole
34:00 <dematerialised> like can you imagine riddler going to the docs
34:00 <Loof> i still dont
34:00 <dematerialised> and they go to put a catheter in
34:00 <dematerialised> and it just shhhhhhhlps right in
34:00 <Doodle> thhhhhhhhk
34:00 <dematerialised> the nurses would be aasking questions
34:00 <dematerialised> imediately
34:00 <amelia> i know hes doin it to stir me
34:00 <Serenity> 11EMOTIONAL
34:00 <amelia> BUT I JUS CAN'T STOP BITING HIS LINE
34:00 <Skirmish> She will grow out of it Serenity. 
35:00 <Doodle> [00:34] <dematerialised> and they go to put a catheter in but they have to pull out a four-pen first
35:00 <British^Meat> or going to vietnam (or wherevs) and having a laugh on IRC whilst ur mate is in the next room meeting a 10 yr old girl
35:00 <British^Meat> nah fook dat
35:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
35:00 <dematerialised> wasnt it a boy?
35:00 <Doodle> ye philippines
35:00 <dematerialised> i cant remember
35:00 <Doodle> na it was a girl
35:00 <Doodle> apparently
35:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
35:00 <dematerialised> either way
35:00 <dematerialised> still fucking wrong
35:00 <Serenity> shes just young
35:00 <Skirmish> *nods*
35:00 <amelia> i like to see you try nodding when i boot your fuckin head off
35:00 <Skirmish> Lol
36:00 <Doodle> maybe she was 10 in dog years
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <Kelevra> lol
36:00 <Loof> who was this?
36:00 <dematerialised> thefiddler's mate
36:00 <dematerialised> that he went to philipines with
36:00 <Loof> figures
36:00 <Serenity> llloooll
36:00 <Serenity> NO AMELIA
37:00 <Loof> he comes off as a predator 
37:00 <dematerialised> because he is one
37:00 <Kelevra> we all do
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> we're ircians..
37:00 <dematerialised> im not entirely sure he hasnt committed a crime yet
37:00 <Doodle> its the dreadlocks
37:00 <Skirmish> I am tempted to go for a walk around the building and see if some day walker has an electric heater in their office I can borrow for the morning. 
37:00 <amelia> no wot?
37:00 <amelia> no means yes
37:00 <Skirmish> Orly?
37:00 <Serenity> im assuming you didnt mean to notice me lol
37:00 <amelia> no i did
37:00 <amelia> AHHAHAHA
38:00 <Doodle> COME ON
38:00 <Doodle> PREDATOR
38:00 <British^Meat> no
38:00 <dematerialised> oh
38:00 <Doodle> jesus
38:00 <dematerialised> fucking
38:00 <dematerialised> badoom tssh
38:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> im like, dreadlocks?
38:00 <dematerialised> idgi
38:00 <Doodle> lol ye
38:00 <dematerialised> hi fiddler
38:00 <dematerialised> we were just talking about you
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Doodle> and your cavernous peehole
38:00 <Skirmish> I am going looking for a heater.
38:00 <Loof> gl man
39:00 <dematerialised> indeed
39:00 <dematerialised> and your pedophile friend
39:00 <Kelevra> lol
39:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
39:00 <Doodle> and your dreadlocks
39:00 <Loof> rofl
39:00 <Kelevra> I like this dematerialised person
39:00 <dematerialised> lots of people like me but they wont admit it because that means they acknowledge i am the coolest irc person
39:00 <dematerialised> i can understand wanting to keep it on the down low
39:00 <amelia> cool i can't wait to hear the outcome
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Kelevra> he'll probably buy a blanket
39:00 <dematerialised> like, you were tlaking about lady jizz when i left to play games
39:00 <Clarkson> but as opinions go, you are a fucking moron
39:00 <dematerialised> i came back and it was still the topic
39:00 <dematerialised> what is wrong with you people
39:00 <Serenity> ur just jealous
39:00 <amelia> i dont think it was, i jus brought it up again
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> that read across as the most nerdiest shit I've ever read
40:00 <Kelevra> irc+coolest..
40:00 <dematerialised> all the girls swoon when they see my text enter in channel for the first time that day
40:00 <Kelevra> it doesn't exist
40:00 <dematerialised> i've made many of them orgasm just by typing
40:00 <Kelevra> but.. if you want to put it on your resume go for it
40:00 <dematerialised> nerdygirl however has so far rejected my advances
40:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
40:00 <dematerialised> all is forgiven then
40:00 <amelia> and you jus seem to haf perfect timing
40:00 <dematerialised> i do
40:00 <dematerialised> i have a theory about me and timely eventws
40:00 <Loof> urine on the mind
40:00 <dematerialised> but its a bit crackpot
40:00 <amelia> ITS NOT FREAKIN URINE
40:00 <amelia> crack & pot
40:00 <dematerialised> as someone who has had a lady ooze the warm goo over his face
40:00 <dematerialised> can confirm
40:00 <dematerialised> is not pee
41:00 <dematerialised> but im fairly sure it's not a girl
41:00 <dematerialised> so nbd
41:00 <Doodle> lesbian
41:00 <Kelevra> possibly not
41:00 <Doodle> all girls who wont sleep with me are lesbians
41:00 <Kelevra> but everyone deserves to feel special to some degree
41:00 <Doodle> i just want to feel boobies
41:00 <amelia> would that jus balance it out
41:00 <amelia> I think the crack would take over
41:00 <dematerialised> yeah
41:00 <dematerialised> crack is pretty aggressive
41:00 <Kelevra> really?
42:00 <dematerialised> i think nerdygirl is a remnant of days gone bye where anything advertising the fact it had a vagina was actually a 42 year old fat guy or a police officer
42:00 <Maurice> Look at me not being a lesbo
42:00 <Kelevra> stfu Doodle you had your chance, you just had your dick in your exhaust..
42:00 <Kelevra> car fucker.
42:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
42:00 <Kelevra> calling me a lesbian
42:00 <Doodle> hi Maurice you big lezza
42:00 <Maurice> Hot
42:00 <Doodle> i didnt mean you mel we all know you'd sleep with me
42:00 <dematerialised> i thought that said "hi Maurice you big pizza"
42:00 <Kelevra> ty :)
42:00 <dematerialised> i got excited
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Doodle> :P
42:00 <Kelevra> Well we should all stop doing crack.
42:00 <dematerialised> i dont do any drugs
42:00 <dematerialised> my body is pure
42:00 <amelia> issit really
42:00 <Loof> o
42:00 <dematerialised> it is
42:00 <Kelevra> if you say so.
42:00 <dematerialised> pure as the driven snow
42:00 <Loof> i've got about ten pounds of crack down my pants
42:00 <dematerialised> i havent even taken my painkillers for my back in about a month
43:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xla1/v/t1.0-9/13508837_1066206736809233_6298941150131285768_n.jpg?oh=4c954433d6f330be942e0d059e0b94f0&oe=57FEB2A2&__gda__=1476159852_96e724322a0a42a2539fb009966d259f
43:00 <amelia> stop reminding me of snow
43:00 <amelia> its killin me
43:00 <Loof> john snow?
43:00 <amelia> him too
43:00 <Kelevra> I refuse to take pain killers and I don't do drugs, I wish I did though
43:00 <Serenity> NO SPOILERS
43:00 <Serenity> FFS
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> you know nothing john snuuuuuuuuuuu
43:00 <amelia> i was actually talkin bout real snow
44:00 <Doodle> ehehe
44:00 <dematerialised> lol Loof
44:00 <dematerialised> marketing works!
44:00 <Loof> yeah lol
44:00 <Matthew> that story isn't true, is it?
44:00 <Doodle> i hope so
44:00 <Doodle> or i;ve wasted the last 6 months of my life
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Serenity> im just being cautious
44:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
44:00 <Maurice> Tell me you didn't get sucked into GoT Serenity
44:00 <amelia> calm down squirts
44:00 <Serenity> im reading the books
44:00 <TheRiddler> squirter
44:00 <dematerialised> no TheRiddler
44:00 <Maurice> Thats not so bad then, for a minute there I felt like I didn't even know you anymore
44:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha wot took you so long asheh
44:00 <Kelevra> I think the books would be better
44:00 <Maurice> Cam is trying to make me watch the shows with him
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Serenity> i will be watching the show after
44:00 <Kelevra> but there's only like 5-6
44:00 <Maurice> I don't think so, he wouldn't watch TB with me for the boobs and merkin
44:00 <Serenity> ill already watched 4 they are good
44:00 <Clarkson> heaps of crazy shit to come then
44:00 <TheRiddler> I was watching anime n glueing stuff
45:00 <Kelevra> I've wasted like 4 years of my life
45:00 <dematerialised> of course it works "you could look better" "you could weigh less" "you arent as cool as this guy who has this thing"
45:00 <dematerialised> give us money and i'll make your dreams come true
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
45:00 <Doodle> imagine how less shit your life would be if you had this THING!
45:00 <Kelevra> what thing?
45:00 <Doodle> anything
45:00 <Loof> cocaine
45:00 <Doodle> anything i tell u
45:00 <dematerialised> good
45:00 <Kelevra> and we're looking at 7 season
45:00 <dematerialised> go back to that
45:00 <amelia> glueing stuff
45:00 <Loof> autime
45:00 <amelia> aw demats meanie
45:00 <TheRiddler> yes
45:00 <dematerialised> im not mean
45:00 <amelia> i halp you glue stuffs
45:00 <amelia> wot we glueing
45:00 <TheRiddler> minitures
45:00 <amelia> are we bedazzling your jeans
45:00 <amelia> o
45:00 <TheRiddler> *miniatures
46:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
46:00 <Kelevra> well my life doesn't seem like such a waste now
46:00 <Kelevra> :)
46:00 <Loof> the pharmacutical ads are the worst
46:00 <Kelevra> all fixed!
46:00 <Doodle> everyone needs a shiny new combination condom dispenser and pet hair remover
46:00 <Loof> in the US
46:00 <Matthew> how diabolical
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://k5w5lq.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pINm0FYLoAt0mZ4e-ARVYDvWLWeMiKxuupexnThBUJEYwF7gnV08xyIfH0zATjsd1IwTo58u6n1O3KeoP4zqAnMZZXQFyDC6D/Eldar-02-2.jpg?psid=1
46:00 <TheRiddler> this
46:00 <amelia> do you paint dem too
47:00 <Doodle> be the first on your street with shag pile condoms
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Matthew> welcome kinda_boringmale
47:00 <dematerialised> its why viagra spam mail still exists, there is enough insecurity out there to turn it into a profit
47:00 <Doodle> just tie a paddle pop stick to it like a splint
47:00 <dematerialised> that's what i do
47:00 <Doodle> couple of wire ties
47:00 <Doodle> away u go
47:00 <TheRiddler> yes
47:00 <Loof> all the dating skill training in the world isn't going to help you if you bring a chick home to that
47:00 <Loof> unless she's 13
47:00 <dematerialised> you'd be surprised
47:00 <dematerialised> i know plenty of warhammer/d&d babes
48:00 <Kelevra> Tarquin duck!
48:00 <Doodle> takin dick
48:00 <Kelevra> eh dw I didn't find it funny either =(
48:00 <Kelevra> takin dick sounds better
48:00 <Doodle> doesnt it
48:00 <Kelevra> :)
48:00 <Loof> i must die now
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Loof> this world is so wrong
48:00 <TheRiddler> my youngest sister got into warhammer 40k
48:00 <TheRiddler> she's got a imperial knights army
48:00 <amelia> i had a property listed n it was tenanted by 2x guys and they had a whole room set up with those things and the guys were hot as fuck
48:00 <dematerialised> infact one of the sex-bombiest ladies i know is hardcore d&d
49:00 <TheRiddler> err
49:00 <Loof> hot as fuck, but dumb as a potato
49:00 <amelia> they play that game in the games shop yeah?
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah
49:00 <amelia> like at galleria
49:00 <TheRiddler> yes
49:00 <dematerialised> d&d is the OG of RPG board games
49:00 <dematerialised> warhammer came afterwards
49:00 <TheRiddler> there's 1 in galleria?
49:00 <dematerialised> but is cooler in my opinion
49:00 <dematerialised> coz its got tanks and space marines and SLAANESH
49:00 <amelia> yeah upstairs i always walk past n look in at the peeps in there
50:00 <TheRiddler> there's 1 at city cbd
50:00 <amelia> they are def superdorks
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <dematerialised> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
50:00 <dematerialised> SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
50:00 <amelia> its kinda cute but not in an I'd have sex with you way
50:00 <dematerialised> MORE BLOOD, MORE SACRIFICE
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <Loof> i don't know how the shop in chadstone stayis in business, i never see anyone in there
50:00 <amelia> more in a way like oh it's better than doing heroin way
51:00 <Skirmish> :(
51:00 <dematerialised> enemies! I need more enemies!
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> slaanesh requires his fill!
51:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know how games workshop stays in business at all
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's expensive
51:00 <amelia> theres always heaps people in there
51:00 <amelia> by heaps i mean like 10
51:00 <dematerialised> its not expensive
51:00 <dematerialised> its cheap
51:00 <TheRiddler> cool
52:00 <dematerialised> they just charge lots
52:00 <dematerialised> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
52:00 <TheRiddler> the australian stores do
52:00 <dematerialised> so far i've had two girlfriends both take me to Tactics in perth
52:00 <dematerialised> it was both those times that i realised they were far bigger nerds than me
52:00 <amelia> Wots Tactics
52:00 <dematerialised> Tactics == oldschool game store
53:00 <dematerialised> does all the stuff we were just talking about
53:00 <dematerialised> and more
53:00 <amelia> ohhhh
53:00 <dematerialised> http://www.tactics.net.au/
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <dematerialised> its hidden down a flight of stairs you barely even see in london court
53:00 <dematerialised> its pretty fucking hardcore
53:00 <TheRiddler> I should of looked down there
54:00 <Doodle> aiight bedtime for me, nini luvrs o///
55:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
56:00 <Matthew> good night to Doodle
56:00 <TheRiddler> it cost me $200 for 1 squad a starter kit and a army rule book
56:00 <amelia> Serenity wot dat piercing place called again
56:00 <Serenity> exotic body piercing
56:00 <amelia> fanks fwend
56:00 <Serenity> (y)
57:00 <dematerialised> i had a housemate that used to work at primitive
57:00 <Serenity> you'll prob meet cameron he has cute cheek piercings
57:00 <dematerialised> wonder if she's still there
57:00 <Skirmish> Pierce your clitoris for a different spray pattern when you squirt amelia?
57:00 <amelia> I got my tongue done @ primitive
57:00 <amelia> ooooo cameron is he a cutie patootie
57:00 <Serenity> the more you talk about this the more im convinced you've never actually seen a vagina Skirmish
57:00 <Serenity> rofl
58:00 <Kelevra> night noodle
58:00 <amelia> hes only had chicks piss on him
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
58:00 <amelia> never orgasm
58:00 <Serenity> i dunno about cute but he has cool piercings
58:00 <Serenity> and he touched me boobs
58:00 <amelia> hence why he thinks female cum is piss
58:00 <Clarkson> he will fuck the country
58:00 <Serenity> or that the clitoris affects your piss
58:00 <Serenity> rofl
58:00 <amelia> oh not cute boooooooo
58:00 <TheRiddler> lights off, poke around with stick
59:00 <Skirmish> With a bit of manipulation I'm sure it could Serenity. You just need to use your imagination. 
59:00 <Serenity> ummm
59:00 <Serenity> not ever
59:00 <Serenity> rofl
59:00 <Maurice> Jesus
59:00 <dematerialised> maybe if they've got a clit the size of a carrot, in which case you need to start asking yourself whether your girl is transgender
59:00 <Clarkson> black lebel mags nice to feel for a wank
00:00 <Serenity> size of a carrot and hangs down in front of the urethra
00:00 <Skirmish> I could have a lot of fun with everyone taking what I say literally. 
00:00 <dematerialised> yeah thats what i was getting at sezz
00:00 <dematerialised> curled over and plugging the pisshole
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <Skirmish> It was a joke but lets analyse it some more. 
00:00 <Serenity> hahahah
00:00 <dematerialised> also on a slightly nicer note
01:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_-TT0kiwUA
01:00 <Maurice> There comes a point where it's obvious it's not a joke, even though you try passing it off as one
01:00 <dematerialised> i need to learn to play guitar
01:00 <Serenity> i wish i had the balls to get an industrial piercing
01:00 <Skirmish> I have wanted to learn how to play bass for a while now I just don't want to spend the money to buy. 
01:00 <Loof> bass would be good
02:00 <Kelevra> you'd be good
02:00 <Loof> maybe get a cheapo to see if you like it
02:00 <Serenity> my bro is ridiculously musically talented
02:00 <Serenity> cunt
02:00 <Tiggier> [22:58] <TheRiddler> lights off, poke around with stick
02:00 <Tiggier> that was what I said before disconnected
02:00 <Loof> we saw it
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
02:00 <Loof> not really
03:00 <amelia> maybe i can get double hoop
03:00 <amelia> do you fink dat be too much
03:00 <Serenity> dont go a doubl
03:00 <Serenity> e
04:00 <Serenity> do not like
04:00 <amelia> prob not suit me anyways
04:00 <amelia> it look nice on some girls
04:00 <Skirmish> I've never understood the attraction to piercings. 
04:00 <amelia> same as the cow ring look good on some girls but i would look fugly as fuck
04:00 <amelia> like a bulldyke
04:00 <dematerialised> meels i havent been reading what piercing you're getting
04:00 <dematerialised> what is it?
05:00 <Serenity> my niece has the cow one and her ring is really little it actually looks good on her
05:00 <amelia> jus ma noss re pierced
05:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
05:00 <Maurice> Hehe little ring
05:00 <Loof> i don't mind piercings, trampstamps i don't understand
05:00 <dematerialised> getting another stud or something else?
05:00 <amelia> hoop cos i not like stud on noss
05:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
05:00 <Serenity> ohh and cameron has his tongue split amelia
05:00 <TheRiddler> get yourself a cow onesie :p
05:00 <amelia> oh jeezus
05:00 <Maurice> All Camerons are poofs
05:00 <amelia> i gots blue elephant onesie
05:00 <Maurice> Just keep that in mind
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh cool
06:00 <Serenity> i have a unicorn onsie
06:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
06:00 <Maurice> I have a bumble bee onesie
06:00 <TheRiddler> I have a giraffe onesie
06:00 <Maurice> It has non stick bits on the feet that make annoying noises
06:00 <Skirmish> I have a skin onesie. 
06:00 <amelia> Skirmish has a dickhead onesie
06:00 <dematerialised> i personally would think a small green stud would look nice on you meels
06:00 <TheRiddler> imagine a giant dick onesie
06:00 <Maurice> Thats rude amelia, he can't help being born with that face
06:00 <amelia> a lil green one
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah
06:00 <amelia> you dun fink hoop?
07:00 <dematerialised> tbh im not a fan of hoops but its not my face :)
07:00 <Skirmish> So mean to me.
07:00 <Serenity> they may recommend a stud to begin with anyway because they heal better
07:00 <Maurice> I have a little red one, if Serenity gets a little orange one we can play traffic lights
07:00 <Serenity> and faster
07:00 <amelia> i frickin hated stud
07:00 <Serenity> but you dont have to get the giant ones like you used to have to get
07:00 <amelia> i thought hoop looked better
07:00 <TheRiddler> booger stud
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
07:00 <dematerialised> i say tiny green stud on left side
07:00 <dematerialised> *nods*
08:00 <amelia> ahahah
08:00 <dematerialised> or same colour as your eyes
08:00 <dematerialised> not sure what to call that
08:00 <Loof> love
08:00 <amelia> my eye colour?
08:00 <dematerialised> light blue might look good
08:00 <amelia> you seen my eyes you kno the colour
08:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised ... Do you have amelia's picture as your wallpaper? 
09:00 <dematerialised> my wallpaper, my phone, my desktop
09:00 <dematerialised> and printed out above my bed
09:00 <Skirmish> I barely remember what she looks like from when I saw her pic. 
09:00 <Serenity> i need a new piercing
09:00 <TheRiddler> he's replaced all his porn mags faces with her face
09:00 <amelia> i look like a dork
09:00 <dematerialised> and yes meels but i have shit memory remember and i dont stare at your face all the time
09:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Find somewhere that will make you a doona cover with her on it. 
09:00 <amelia> ahahahah
09:00 <dematerialised> i have seen sezz's face a million times and i dont remember her eye colour
10:00 <TheRiddler> I have pale blue eyes
10:00 <amelia> 12bloo
10:00 <dematerialised> i knew that
10:00 <dematerialised> :P
10:00 <Loof> just do what TheRiddler does and get her face printed onto a fuckpillow
10:00 <amelia> jeeezus
10:00 <dematerialised> for some reason i thought they were grey
10:00 <dematerialised> i dont know why i thought this
10:00 <Skirmish> What the hell is a fuck pillow?
10:00 <Clarkson> you're a piece of shit too if you think its ok
10:00 <Serenity> because i have boring brown eyes
10:00 <Loof> anime pillows
10:00 <amelia> they look grey sometimes
10:00 <dematerialised> ah
10:00 <TheRiddler> blue/grey
10:00 <dematerialised> that might be why
10:00 <Skirmish> Brown coloured eyes for me are the best. 
11:00 <TheRiddler> same as me
11:00 <dematerialised> but yes, stud same colour as eyes please
11:00 <TheRiddler> twinsies
11:00 <dematerialised> ty
11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
11:00 <Serenity> im always told i have pretty eyes but i dont see it tbh
11:00 <Loof> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bmBSEDeb9-c/S-vPx_ZsxjI/AAAAAAAABGg/ZuB49jO0Tts/s1600/pillow-covers-01.jpg
11:00 <Maurice> I have red eyes right now
11:00 <Serenity> brown eyes are ew
11:00 <amelia> I shall consider it
11:00 <dematerialised> yay
11:00 <amelia> I'm always told to fuck off i dunno why tbh
12:00 <amelia> show me your eyeballs Serenity
12:00 <TheRiddler> ikki tousen characters
12:00 <Serenity> neh
12:00 <Serenity> stalk my fb rofl
12:00 <amelia> you don't haf to show face, jus top half
12:00 <amelia> is yours private
12:00 <Maurice> I'm told I have my fathers eyes
12:00 <dematerialised> my eyes are greeeeeen
12:00 <Serenity> efforty
12:00 <Skirmish> Was waiting for that ... 
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <amelia> green eyes is best
13:00 <Serenity> i made my eyes blue the other day
13:00 <Serenity> dey look naice
13:00 <amelia> I would def choose green if had choice
13:00 <Maurice> I have blue, but they change to look green or grey
13:00 <dematerialised> sometimes they are bright like crystal
13:00 <amelia> how you make dem blue wot
13:00 <Maurice> Unless you ask Doodle, then they don't
13:00 <dematerialised> but right now they are full
13:00 <dematerialised> dull*
13:00 <Serenity> magik
13:00 <amelia> sometimes i swear i look crosseyed
13:00 <Maurice> Magik magik nissan
14:00 <Serenity> lils eyes are the best, some days they are brown some days they are bright green other days they are amber
14:00 <Maurice> My kids just have boring blue
14:00 <TheRiddler> the craft?
14:00 <amelia> i went eye doc cos i freaked out n he told me to leave and that you can't develop crosseyedness... You haf to be born wif it
14:00 <Maurice> Bos were best when he was born coz they were dark dark blue
14:00 <amelia> was like ok could be nicer about it m8
15:00 <Skirmish> Did he think you were taking the piss out of him amelia?
15:00 <TheRiddler> sezz is neve campbell
15:00 <amelia> ITS NOT PISS!
15:00 <Maurice> Bosseyed is real, just ask the IT Crowd
15:00 <dematerialised> you dont look crosseyed to me meels
15:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
15:00 <amsy> green eyes are best
15:00 <amsy> imo
15:00 <amelia> fanks demats fwend
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol amelia
15:00 <dematerialised> i have green eyes, just a shame about the face they're attached to
16:00 <Serenity> green eyes with dark skin
16:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
16:00 <Serenity> and brown hair
16:00 <TheRiddler> amsy how far have you gotten into fallout 4?
16:00 <amelia> green eyes dark hair
16:00 <amsy> fuck all
16:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:00 <amsy> lookm8
16:00 <amelia> or girls wif red hair green eyes
16:00 <amelia> sexy
16:00 <amsy> i dont have time lol
16:00 <dematerialised> mm i will have to disagree with red hair
16:00 <TheRiddler> a shame
16:00 <Serenity> yehaim not into rangas
16:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I've finished a few story lines but haven't been able to get back into it since the expansions dropped.
16:00 <Maurice> Depends on the shade of red though
16:00 <dematerialised> i have seen far too many neon-glow coloured women in recent times
16:00 <amelia> orange is yuck
16:00 <Serenity> i dont like pale skin
16:00 <Maurice> Not ginger
16:00 <amelia> but dark nice red and green eyes
17:00 <TheRiddler> redhair n greeneyes
17:00 <amelia> pretty pretty
17:00 <Maurice> I WANT A DIVORCE
17:00 <Serenity> you arent translucent ok
17:00 <TheRiddler> that's my type
17:00 <dematerialised> why do girls with nice natural hair die it bright blue and green
17:00 <Maurice> And I'm more bruise colour anyways
17:00 <dematerialised> why
17:00 <TheRiddler> I faced my first legendary deathclaw
17:00 <Serenity> because we can
17:00 <dematerialised> my ex-crush has the nicest hair and she keeps dying it bright pink and shit
17:00 <dematerialised> im like, fucking stop it
17:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: With what? 
17:00 <Clarkson> thats devo shit
17:00 <amsy> i have blue-green
17:00 <Maurice> The cat is trying to sit on my lap again, ontop of my lappy
17:00 <amsy> i dont know
18:00 <Serenity> i sha'll b dying my hair bright soon excited
18:00 <amsy> i always thought theywere justblue but apparently they arent
18:00 <Serenity> sha'll... wtf
18:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's mostly girls with light brown hair
18:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: You talk about your ex crush a lot. Are you sure she is your ex crush or still your crush? 
18:00 <amsy> space         bar
18:00 <dematerialised> nah shes' my ex crush
18:00 <dematerialised> she's engaged
18:00 <TheRiddler> or dirt blonde
18:00 <Serenity> her engement isnt relevant to your level of crushness
18:00 <Skirmish> You could always try and sabotage it dematerialised and get her back. 
18:00 <TheRiddler> dirt blonde is pretty bad hair colour
18:00 <Serenity> engement
18:00 <dematerialised> no thankyou
18:00 <Serenity> WTF
19:00 <dematerialised> i am simply acknowledging the fact she used to be a crush and no more
19:00 <dematerialised> i suppose i could just say "my friend"
19:00 <amsy> you could
19:00 <Serenity> i havent had my natural hair colour since ii was 11
19:00 <amsy> ex-crush sounds weird
19:00 <dematerialised> ok, the votes are in
19:00 <dematerialised> it's now friend
19:00 <dematerialised> ty
19:00 <dematerialised> i love democracy
19:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Do you deal with sales or are you property manager? 
19:00 <TheRiddler> kk has dark red doesn't she?
19:00 <Maurice> Mines not natural atm but it's as close as my natural colour
19:00 <amelia> sales
19:00 <TheRiddler> dark red hair*
20:00 <amelia> I don't think I'd have the patience for property management
20:00 <dematerialised> amelia sold me a house i already owned
20:00 <Serenity> you know that colour chicks hair goes when they have dark hair and try to bleach it at home and fail? thats about as close as i can describe to my natural hair colour
20:00 <dematerialised> she's that good
20:00 <Serenity> its fucking dreadful
21:00 <Maurice> Lol
21:00 <amsy> actually dont know that colour
21:00 <TheRiddler> I have a friend who dyes her hair all the time
21:00 <Serenity> weird part is the root are dark and then its dark for about 2 inches then goes this rotten ranga blondy brown gross colour
21:00 <TheRiddler> because she's got my hair colour
21:00 <Maurice> Show us your pubes so amsy knows what colour that is
21:00 <Skirmish> I have never sold a house before so I want amelia to give me all the secrets about how her ilk will try get all my monies. 
22:00 <amsy> ohhh
23:00 <Serenity> before i put my brown dye in a few weeks ago lil kept asking me why i was only bleaching half my hair rofl
23:00 <Serenity> im like.. IM NOT BLEACHING IT YOU BITCH
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <amsy> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> I still want to dye mine
26:00 <amsy> i can probably count the amount of times ive dyed my hair on one hand
26:00 <Maurice> Shave her head, teach her a lesson
26:00 <TheRiddler> red white n blue
26:00 <TheRiddler> woof
27:00 <Serenity> i threatened to shave her head about 6 times this week
27:00 <Serenity> because she wont look after her hair properly
28:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should ask if she'd like to go dreads :p
28:00 <Loof> dreads be irie mon
28:00 <Skirmish> I noticed getting a haircut last week that I am getting a lot more grey hairs. 
28:00 <TheRiddler> she'd look cool in dreads
28:00 <TheRiddler> imo
29:00 <Skirmish> Rocking the salt and pepper look. 
29:00 <Serenity> ive got heaps of greys
29:00 <Serenity> lucky they are under and my hair is thick
29:00 <Skirmish> K nearly cries when she sees them or gets regrowth. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if I have grays
29:00 <TheRiddler> greys
30:00 <Serenity> i dont care about greys tbh
30:00 <Serenity> its just hair
30:00 <TheRiddler> it's hard to notice with my hair colour
30:00 <Loof> i'm starting to get ear hairs
30:00 <amsy> i havent found any greys yet
31:00 <amsy> lol loof
31:00 <Loof> i just picked them out tho
31:00 <Serenity> about every 12 months lil gets 1 really long silver hair
31:00 <Serenity> its weird
31:00 <Skirmish> Nose hairs are my pet hate. 
31:00 <amsy> that is def heading into old man territory
31:00 <Loof> ikr
31:00 <TheRiddler> I had to cut a hair from my ear a few months back
31:00 <TheRiddler> it was only 1
31:00 <Loof> yeah i only get 1 or 2
32:00 <Skirmish> Like from in your ear? Where does long ear hair grow from you mutants/ 
32:00 <Skirmish> ?
32:00 <Loof> from the earlobe
32:00 <Loof> i always thought it grows from deeper in
32:00 <Serenity> from the brain
32:00 <Serenity> obv
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Maurice> I haven't noticed any greys yet either
32:00 <Skirmish> I've got fine light coloured hair on my ears but no 3m long strands. 
33:00 <Loof> picking out nosehairs always makes me sneeze
34:00 <Skirmish> Same. Fucking hate it. Super strong cunts that feel like they are anchored in the back of your skull. 
34:00 <Loof> yeah lol
36:00 <Skirmish> How are you finding the GoT books Serenity? 
38:00 <dematerialised> back off man i'm a scientist
38:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... 
38:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEbSABWJiJc
38:00 <Skirmish> My internet is dead tonight I cannot watch. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Running on 2G power. 
39:00 <dematerialised> what he means is old testament mr mayor, real wrath of god type stuff
43:00 <Skirmish> B to the muthafukin M. 
44:00 <British^Meat> sup squirm
44:00 <British^Meat> scarnon?
44:00 <Skirmish> Freezing my dick off at work. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Aircon broke. 
45:00 <Skirmish> It's getting quiet so I was thinking about downloading a book to my ipad and going to sit in the server room. It's in the high 20's. 
46:00 <British^Meat> shit aye
46:00 <British^Meat> yer i just got in myself
46:00 <British^Meat> its pretty nipply out there
48:00 <British^Meat> had a few bevs at the local and played some pool
48:00 <TheRiddler> audio book
48:00 <Skirmish> Nice relaxed Friday eve.
48:00 <TheRiddler> then you can close your eyes too
48:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Nah they cost a fucking fortune compared to books you have to read yourself. 
49:00 <Skirmish> I already cop enough abuse for having the time to irc at work. Can you imagine the outrage if I could sleep as well? 
49:00 <TheRiddler> not if you subscribe to audible
49:00 <TheRiddler> then it's about the same as most paperbacks
49:00 <Skirmish> I listen to Dan Carlin history podcasts. They keep me entertained. 
50:00 <Skirmish> When I looked at audible it was $20-$30 for an audiobook. I can get ibooks for less than $10. 
50:00 <British^Meat> the ricky gervais show :)
51:00 <Kelevra> love it
51:00 <Skirmish> I love Ricky's laugh. Makes me laugh even if I don't understand what's funny. 
51:00 <Kelevra> ^5 dan
52:00 <Kelevra> nah ricky is fkn hilarious
54:00 <British^Meat> his laugh i so infectious
54:00 <British^Meat> hi mello :P
54:00 <British^Meat> how ya been?
55:00 <Serenity> [11:36pm] <Skirmish> How are you finding the GoT books Serenity?
55:00 <Serenity> soz was showerin
55:00 <Serenity> yeah theyre good im only about 1/4 way through the first one cause im reading it on a shitty e reader and it hurts me eyes
55:00 <Kelevra> hey dansticle, good, yourself?
55:00 <Serenity> borrowing mums kindle tomorrow
56:00 <British^Meat> great mel, like, really great :P)
56:00 <Skirmish> Just downloaded the first one and was going to give it a bash.
56:00 <Kelevra> :D great to hear
57:00 <Serenity> it does start off a bit slow and you're like wtf is the fuss but after the first couple chapters it gets you hooked
59:00 <TheRiddler> read wheel of time
59:00 <Skirmish> NOU
59:00 <TheRiddler> k thanks
59:00 <TheRiddler> I have
59:00 <Skirmish> What is it about. Who wrote it. 
59:00 <TheRiddler> I've finished it
59:00 <Serenity> no im reading a song of ice n fire ok
59:00 <Serenity> ive got 5 huge books to get through
59:00 <Skirmish> Did you watch the season finale of GoT yet Serenity? 
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's written by robert jordan and it's about a man that is destined to break and remake the world
00:00 <Serenity> no ive only seen 4 eps for the first time last weekend
00:00 <Serenity> and then decided to read the books first
00:00 <dematerialised> bitch ass niggers
01:00 <TheRiddler> jordan died before he could finish the last book tho :(
01:00 <TheRiddler> but the person who took over didn't do a Dune
01:00 <Skirmish> I can't read that then because if the books are good it will annoy me that there is no end. 
01:00 <TheRiddler> it does end
02:00 <Skirmish> Person who took over didn't do a dune? 
02:00 <TheRiddler> he managed to finish the manuscript to the last book but not able to finish the book propper
03:00 <Skirmish> That reminds me I have the final 3 books on here from Raymond E Feist. Might go read those again they were really good. 
03:00 <TheRiddler> yeah the writer to the Dune series died and the person that took over to finish it stuffed up
04:00 <Skirmish> This George R R Martin cunt is going to die before he finishes the books at the rate he is going.
04:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
04:00 <Serenity> hes such a fuck stick rofl
04:00 <Serenity> it almost made me not want to read them
04:00 <Skirmish> I think the fame of the books and show has gone to his head. 
05:00 <TheRiddler> would he be a frank herbert or a tolkien
05:00 <Skirmish> He is unique. 
05:00 <Serenity> he was the same before the show even came out
05:00 <Skirmish> He has always said he wanted to be the writer that always made you fear that your favourite character wasn't safe from being killed off. 
05:00 <Serenity> i remember when mum was reading them eyars ago getting pissy because itwas so long between books
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> You have to admit though the stories are well written and he has created depth to the characters. Even if he is a cunt. 
06:00 <Serenity> the last 3 theres 5 years between them
07:00 <Serenity> or 6 actually between the last 2
07:00 <Skirmish> I wonder what they will do when the show catches up to him. Will they wait for the books or take artistic licence and just keep going without him.
07:00 <Serenity> its already caught up
07:00 <Serenity> season 6 just finished and theres 5 books
08:00 <Skirmish> Well shit. What now?
08:00 <TheRiddler> yep
08:00 <Serenity> no idea its all brand new to me so i guess ill rage out about it when i get there aha
09:00 <Skirmish> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> the shows goes on beyond the books under martin's direction
09:00 <Skirmish> Orly?
09:00 <TheRiddler> but it's branching off alot already
09:00 <Serenity> and the last book was two parts too so maybe its not really gone past it yet
09:00 <Serenity> i cant tell yet
10:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I dunno. 
10:00 <TheRiddler> because they focus on different characters I'm told
10:00 <Serenity> see mum reckons it hasnt branched out past the books at all
10:00 <Skirmish> Anyway it's officially 0 degrees where I am sitting so I am fucking off to somewhere warmer. 
10:00 <Serenity> she said small thins are different but its basically the closest tv adaption of a book shes ever seen
11:00 <TheRiddler> I hear the biggest 1 is the prince
16:00 <dematerialised> bout that time eh chaps
19:00 <Serenity> yep im off
19:00 <Serenity> o/
20:00 <dematerialised> \o
21:00 <TheRiddler> night sezz
21:00 <amsy> night
23:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/xrOiTzk.jpg
26:00 <Tiggier> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> It's 4.7 degrees. 😑
35:00 <Lumeah2> no boobies. :p
36:00 <Lumeah2> no bodies awake 
36:00 <Lumeah2> la la la. la
36:00 <Lumeah2> fine! 
39:00 <emuls> nope
12:00 <tobor> moening irc
12:00 <tobor> moening tina turner
17:00 <tobor> http://imgur.com/gallery/I6B3o
23:00 <dematerialised> im gonna sleep through the election, if liberals win just put me out of my misery while i am still unconscious
23:00 <dematerialised> and release me from this mortal realm
39:00 <tobor> YE
39:00 <tobor> ne bronies in here
39:00 <tobor> ctc
18:00 <MrMark> its election day!!theres no better time to get shitface drunk!!!
19:00 <doctor> Do the right thing.
20:00 <doctor> Be an arrogant drunk fuck when you go into vote, and piss all over the ballot boxes
22:00 <MrMark> nah already did
58:00 <Peregrinus> vote #1 - liberal democrats?
10:00 <faux> hello good morning
10:00 <faux> everyone needs to wake up immediately. i am bored
12:00 <Peregrinus> everyone is out voting for the greens
13:00 <faux> gross
13:00 <faux> im not voting
16:00 <borednlost> but think of the sausage sizzle
16:00 <faux> im at me dads. his wifey makes better food
16:00 <borednlost> but think of the sweet sweet democracxy
16:00 <borednlost> on tomato sauce
17:00 <faux> think of my butt
17:00 <borednlost> as you wish
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> i dont understand politics 
17:00 <faux> nor do i care
17:00 <faux> my vote wont make a difference 
17:00 <faux> all i do is draw dicks
17:00 <faux> or vote for myself 
17:00 <borednlost> dicks of democracy
17:00 <borednlost> did that vote compass site help at all?
17:00 <faux> CHRiSTiNa FoR PRiMe MiNiSTeR 
18:00 <faux> oh tbh i forgot to look at it
18:00 <faux> my bad
18:00 <borednlost> hahaha
18:00 <faux> my lil sis is watchinf some kids show
19:00 <faux> and the theme song sounds like
19:00 <faux> BABY DICK. BABY DICK.
19:00 <faux> im so confused i dont actually know what theyre singjng
25:00 <Jimbo> wtf
26:00 <doctor> Benis in Vajayjays
39:00 <johninja> hiya faux
03:00 <MrMark> johninja u sexy boy
04:00 <johninja> heyo
06:00 <johninja> who got the MrMark vote?
06:00 <MrMark> me!!
06:00 <johninja> or is that personal
07:00 <MrMark> burp
07:00 <MrMark> i voted for Jacqui Lambie
07:00 <MrMark> ban the barka
07:00 <johninja> I went with the drug law reform party
07:00 <johninja> and then the sex and drugs party
08:00 <MrMark> sex drugs and rock and roll party
08:00 <johninja> yeh
09:00 <MrMark> party on!!
09:00 <johninja> i wonder what Jacqui Lambies stance is on gay marriage though
12:00 <Serenity> I think I just fogged my eyeballs up
12:00 <Serenity> o.O
13:00 <johninja> hey Loof
13:00 <Loof> hey man!
13:00 <johninja> how did you manage that sezz?
13:00 <johninja> your husband is looking for you btw 
14:00 <Serenity> i was blowing on my coffee and everything went all blurry lol like when your sunglasses fog up
14:00 <Serenity> was weird
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <Serenity> it actually took me about .3 seconds to realise i had no glasses on and itwas my eyeballs
15:00 <johninja> eep
15:00 <johninja> what NBN provider is the bestest?
15:00 <Serenity> im with internode ive been with them for over 10 years they're great
15:00 <Serenity> dunno if theyre the best but i like them
16:00 <johninja> i'm thinking iinet
16:00 <Loof> optus has a good value product but the worst customer service imaginable
16:00 <Loof> great prices poor service
29:00 <Loof> flu is going away finally :)
29:00 <Loof> might get a flu shot next week, fuck this happening again
37:00 <MrMark> r we all enjoying the big fat federal erection!!!
38:00 <Loof> not yet, just lubing up my anus in preperation
39:00 <MrMark> woooohhoooo
43:00 <Loof> there's nothing i can say, i totally shit when i fartttt
43:00 <Loof> turn around, brown eye
44:00 <Loof> every now and then i rip a fart
44:00 <Clarkson> my penis by inches
44:00 <MrMark> cock
44:00 <Loof> indeed
22:00 <faux> hi
23:00 <Loof> sup
23:00 <MrMark> burp
24:00 <Loof> you tuning in tonight fauxy?
24:00 <Loof> midnight
24:00 <Loof> it will be "irie"
25:00 <faux> lemme know loof
25:00 <faux> i might 
25:00 <Loof> no worries :)
26:00 <Loof> still at your dads?
30:00 <faux> yah
30:00 <faux> staying here for a bit
30:00 <Loof> cool
30:00 <faux> starting me meds again
30:00 <faux> wanna be around people
30:00 <Loof> do you find they work?
30:00 <faux> i didnt feel the effect til i stopped them
30:00 <faux> which is dumb
30:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> but then i realised
31:00 <faux> they were working
31:00 <faux> so nowcim startint em again
31:00 <Loof> cool
31:00 <faux> i wasnt as angry
31:00 <faux> or emotional
31:00 <faux> so they were def helping
31:00 <Loof> i have bad anxiety
31:00 <Loof> hate it
31:00 <faux> yah sux
31:00 <Loof> scared all the time
31:00 <faux> :(
31:00 <faux> soz 2 hear
31:00 <faux> i feel ya
31:00 <Loof> ty
31:00 <Lumeah> Poor loofy
34:00 <Loof> do you have any other coping methods faux?
34:00 <Loof> i might look into mindfullness
34:00 <faux> painting and drawing helps for me and writing shit
34:00 <Loof> awesome
34:00 <faux> mindfulness helps me sometimes but other time it angers me
34:00 <faux> a lot
34:00 <Loof> ah
35:00 <faux> PLACE YOUR FEET ON THE GROUD WHAT DO YOU FEEL
35:00 <faux> HOW DOES IT FEEL. IS IT HARD
35:00 <faux> IS IT SOFT
35:00 <faux> WHAT CAN U TOUCH
35:00 <faux> SMWLL
35:00 <faux> HEAR
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> i hate it sometimes
35:00 <faux> its frustrating
35:00 <Loof> yeah
35:00 <faux> jts a good coping mechanism for a lot of people though
35:00 <faux> meditation also helps me
36:00 <Loof> cool
37:00 <Loof> i'd prefer this fear than the anger and depression i had on weed tho
37:00 <faux> mm
38:00 <Loof> i'm happy but scared
38:00 <Loof> if that's possible
38:00 <faux> it is
38:00 <faux> you can be happy in your comfort zone
38:00 <faux> and still be fearful
38:00 <Loof> yeah
39:00 <faux> my comfort zone was my house for a long time but then i realised i still get anxious there so technically its not
39:00 <faux> which made me venture out more
39:00 <faux> im still most comfortable at home but its not my safe haven anymore
39:00 <Loof> my case worker is always trying to get me to leave the house
39:00 <Loof> every time i do tho i freak out
39:00 <faux> do u go for works
39:00 <faux> uh
39:00 <faux> walks
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Loof> nah
40:00 <faux> hmm
40:00 <faux> baby steps
40:00 <Loof> yeah
40:00 <faux> when my anxiety was really bad i coulsnt even check the mail
40:00 <faux> so i started just standing at my door first
40:00 <Loof> that's what i'm like atm
40:00 <faux> then a few more steps at a time
40:00 <Loof> cool
40:00 <faux> make a daily thing
40:00 <faux> when u feel ok
40:00 <faux> stsnd at your door
41:00 <faux> next door few more steps
41:00 <faux> try and push yourself a little more
41:00 <faux> sounds dumb
41:00 <faux> but its what helped me
41:00 <faux> :)
41:00 <faux> good luckA
41:00 <faux> !
41:00 <faux> good lucka motherfuckaaa
41:00 <Loof> ty :)
41:00 <faux> i meant next day btw
41:00 <faux> man im dumbtoday
42:00 <faux> my sisters toys have givenxme cancer
43:00 <Loof> so awesome you have her
43:00 <Loof> you're blessed
43:00 <Loof> they can be a handful tho
44:00 <Loof> so demanding
44:00 <Loof> but worth it
44:00 <faux> yeah
44:00 <faux> shes amazint
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Loof> awww :)
44:00 <faux> im still amazed by how smart she is
44:00 <faux> she counts backwards from 200
44:00 <Loof> wtf!
44:00 <Loof> awesome
45:00 <faux> she can count in french arabic and english
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Loof> holy shet
45:00 <faux> yeah shes incredible 
45:00 <Loof> how old is she?
45:00 <faux> today she was sticking magnets together
45:00 <faux> and im like MAGNETS
45:00 <faux> thy stick together 
45:00 <faux> so shes running around thenhouse
45:00 <faux> going MAGNETS STICK TOGETHER
45:00 <faux> im like ok relax
46:00 <faux> lol 
46:00 <faux> idk science i csnt explain it1!!!
46:00 <faux> she turns 4 in october
47:00 <Loof> awww
50:00 <faux> ye
50:00 <faux> good stuff
50:00 <MrMark> are we all shitface drunk yet?
50:00 <faux> no
51:00 <Loof> i only ever have a few
51:00 <Loof> or i get rebound anxiety
51:00 <Loof> two drinks is fine tho
52:00 <Loof> plus hangovers suck
53:00 <MrMark> sigh
53:00 <MrMark> amateur
53:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <MrMark> Jim Beam
54:00 <Loof> prefer scotch
54:00 <Loof> jd
54:00 <faux> mm jd
54:00 <faux> boss
54:00 <Loof> :)
54:00 <MrMark> jd isnt scotch
54:00 <Loof> whisky
54:00 <MrMark> jd is Tennessey whiskey
55:00 <Loof> yeah
55:00 <MrMark> its not bourbon either
55:00 <Loof> jim beam is bourbon
55:00 <MrMark> yep
55:00 <MrMark> ive prefer scotch
55:00 <Loof> is johhny walker scotch?
55:00 <MrMark> but i been hittin the bourbon lately
55:00 <MrMark> fuck yes
55:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <Loof> i've always prefered beer
56:00 <MrMark> burp
56:00 <Loof> mmm beer
56:00 <MrMark> i dont drink beer
56:00 <Loof> i love the taste
00:00 <Loof> apparently clear spirits are better for you than amber (tequilla, vodka etc)
00:00 <Loof> i dunno never been a big spirits drinker
01:00 <MrMark> to a point they are...........always depends how much u drink
01:00 <Loof> yeah
03:00 <MrMark> burp
03:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
07:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
08:00 <MrMark> Johnnie Walker Black is the best of the JW range
08:00 <MrMark> Loof
08:00 <MrMark> best value for money
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hello there
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it Goin 
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
19:00 <Loof> cool ty MrMark :)
20:00 <Loof> i'll bbl bro's
22:00 <British^Meat> cant wait : |
25:00 <MrMark> are we all shitface drunk yet?
14:00 <MrMark> are we all shitface drunk yet?
14:00 <MrMark> burp
53:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
53:00 <MrMark> heaven is a place on earth
58:00 <TheRon> things of stone and wood
59:00 <MrMark> ooooer
59:00 <MrMark> more music!!!
00:00 <TheRon> cold chisel - bow river
00:00 <MrMark> oooer
00:00 <MrMark> Berlin................Take My Breath Away
00:00 <TheRon> whao!
01:00 <TheRon> top gun one of my faves
01:00 <MrMark> `80s
01:00 <TheRon> i get all teary when goose dies
01:00 <MrMark> 1986
01:00 <MrMark> they get in a flat spin
02:00 <TheRon> liberals $1.11 labor $6.50
02:00 <TheRon> labor has shortened so to speak
02:00 <MrMark> ehehehehehehe
02:00 <MrMark> Bill
04:00 <MrMark> Patty Labelle..........Stir It Up
04:00 <TheRon> women inu uniform, sometimes they look so cold
04:00 <MrMark> oooer
06:00 <MrMark> oooer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <zaim> oer
09:00 <TheRon> share this wine
11:00 <MrMark> i dont drink wine
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWEHOHyT4lw
17:00 <MrMark> baby!!!
19:00 <TheRon> anyone vote for the socialist party?
24:00 <MrMark> yes
30:00 <TheRon> at the Star Hotel!
37:00 <TheRon> nice!
37:00 <TheRon> smooth
37:00 <MrMark> smooth
39:00 <zaim>  smooth
40:00 <TheRon>  you know and I know better
42:00 <MrMark> love is a big scary animal
45:00 <MrMark> BC
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
46:00 <MrMark> sexy bitch
46:00 <Clarkson> i just figured the male and femal ass were the same
48:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
49:00 <MrMark> muff burgers
50:00 <GoldSpade> .
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle
51:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
51:00 <TheRon> 450!
51:00 <Doodle> getting stoned
51:00 <Doodle> u?
51:00 <TheRon> beers
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> just finished work so chillin
51:00 <MrMark> vodka and scotch here
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
52:00 <Doodle> together?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up alcho
52:00 <MrMark> federal erection!!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pics, aye
52:00 <Doodle> oh is that today
52:00 <MrMark> fuck yeah
53:00 <Doodle> dear fascist bully boy, i did not vote today cos i was busy smoking weed. BOOMSHANKA
53:00 <TheRon> labor is now $6.50 for the win, labor has shortened
53:00 <Doodle> from labour?
53:00 <Doodle> this works on so many levels
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum was ranting on ze phone to me today, saying that the election is already rigged
55:00 <Doodle> hehe
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she will vote to avoid a phone
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fine
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell kate
55:00 <Clarkson> 'women want to play housewife and especially when they are in the kitchen, normally girls will do the dishes to get attached to you in other words its their way of trying to fuck you'
55:00 <Doodle> its been rigged for about 50 odd years
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> (i heard me phone)
55:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Lumeah> Wtf. 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate that… i get comfie then some asshole texts me
56:00 <Doodle> nice one clarky
56:00 <Clarkson> it annoyed the crap out of me when i was younger
56:00 <Doodle> mm
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ ….. like send a msg on FB love
56:00 <Doodle> i deliberately have uncomfortable furniture in my house so i dont sit down for ages
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok weirdo
56:00 <Doodle> tho i just bought a comfy new couch so now i;m screwed
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
57:00 <Doodle> i just need to get rid of me old ones
57:00 <Doodle> and get it inside me house
57:00 <TheRon> hanging, should we bring it back
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I brought a recliner chair its the best until the child or cat decides they want it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
57:00 <Doodle> scumbags
57:00 <Doodle> - paul keating
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep! And me cat is getting fat…. so she just sits on the top of the chair
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, in an attempt to feed her less ….. we’re giving her dry food in the morning
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> WELL FUCK ME
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive never seen a cat meow so fucking much
58:00 <Doodle> hahaha
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and crack the shits
58:00 <Doodle> GIVE ME IT
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
59:00 <Doodle> god
59:00 <Doodle> i pulled a muscle in me groin
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> meow! NOW ! MEOOOOOOW! where is me food
59:00 <Doodle> and i'm not being funny
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex injury?
59:00 <Doodle> now every time i sneeze it kills
59:00 <Doodle> no :(
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch!
59:00 <Doodle> which normally i wouldnt care about but i'm getting over a cold
59:00 <Doodle> me poor groin
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww 
00:00 <Doodle> it needs a massage
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> want some deep heat ?
00:00 <Doodle> lol no
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
00:00 <Doodle> burn me dick ro
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> needs a rest
00:00 <Doodle> its had a bloody rest
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <TheRon> doodle there's massage joint on main rd run by some thai's, do it for $20
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i kinda feel ya pain.. ive got some pelvic ligaments that are feeling a lil… tender
01:00 <Doodle> orly
01:00 <Doodle> ow :/
01:00 <Doodle> are u doing ur kegels
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, cos it’s not gonna help
02:00 <Doodle> oh fairo
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> its like Jack is a fat hef
02:00 <Doodle> eehehe
02:00 <MrMark> burp
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t wait to get tjat lil sucker out :P
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb need more musk sticks 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, that was not code for dick
03:00 <Doodle> oh
03:00 <Doodle> ok
03:00 <Doodle> in that case i'll brb too
04:00 <MrMark> anyone want a cuppa tea?
04:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
06:00 <TheRon> even better
06:00 <MrMark> :)
07:00 <TheRon> barnesy!!!
08:00 <MrMark> jIMMY'
08:00 <MrMark> jIMMY
08:00 <MrMark> EXCUSE ME
10:00 <Doodle> hau johninja
10:00 <Doodle> hai
10:00 <Doodle> too
11:00 <johninja> hey bruz
11:00 <Doodle> whats happening
11:00 <johninja> just bin shoppin
11:00 <johninja> how about you?
11:00 <johninja> litteraly bought a bin
11:00 <Doodle> fuck all atm
11:00 <Doodle> haha nice
12:00 <johninja> well thats not bad i suppose
12:00 <johninja> cruisy saterday evening
12:00 <Doodle> going 2 the movies with me sis later
12:00 <British^Meat> gay
12:00 <johninja> what you gonna see?
12:00 <Doodle> o/`
12:00 <British^Meat> :)
12:00 <Doodle> conjuring 2
12:00 <johninja> sounds like a horror
13:00 <Doodle> i cant even remember the first one
13:00 <Doodle> ye
13:00 <johninja> hopefully she doesn't touch you inapropriately when she gets scare
13:00 <Doodle> lol i think i'll be right
13:00 <johninja> haha
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
18:00 <johninja> <@knifebunny> i have a new years resolution to quit IRC, so im going to set johninja's doodle as my wallpaper so everytime i sit down i jump with fright and go for a jog or something
18:00 <Doodle> ehehehee
18:00 <amsy> huh
18:00 <amsy> it worked
18:00 <Doodle> hi amsypoos
18:00 <johninja> lol it did
18:00 <johninja> hi hamsy
18:00 <amsy> hey roodles
18:00 <amsy> hi john
18:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
19:00 <amsy> its not ;)
19:00 <Doodle> oer
19:00 <johninja> i don't have a pet name
19:00 <Doodle> pix
19:00 <amsy> john is your pet name
19:00 <johninja> aww
19:00 <amsy> lol
19:00 <Doodle> spielberg this weekend amsy
20:00 <Doodle> hng
20:00 <Doodle> i will miss quali tho
20:00 <amsy> yeah we are gonna miss the race
21:00 <MrMark> spielberg legendary filmaker
21:00 <amsy> will have to watch later
21:00 <Doodle> aw
21:00 <amsy> we got sister to agree to have nephews birthday today
21:00 <Doodle> pretty rainy there apparently
21:00 <amsy> but then during the week she changed it to sunday
21:00 <Doodle> rude
21:00 <Doodle> :P
21:00 <amsy> yes
22:00 <amsy> shes a bit like that sometimes
22:00 <johninja> sheesh
22:00 <johninja> are you going to secretly hate him forever for making you miss your race?
22:00 <johninja> I woul
23:00 <amsy> like last weekend she asked us what day we prefer so we say saturday because f1 is on sunday and we have a standing date with friends etc
23:00 <amsy> we get food and stuff
23:00 <amsy> irs fun and we really look forward to it
23:00 <amsy> and she still changes it
23:00 <amsy> lol john its not his fault
24:00 <amsy> hes cute so ill never hate him
24:00 <johninja> he could have got out of the womb quicker or something
24:00 <amsy> oh and she changes it last minute as well
25:00 <amsy> like she invites us over last minute then has a sook because we are busy 
25:00 <amsy> lol
25:00 <johninja> infinity braodband doesn't have an unlimited plan
25:00 <johninja> lol geeze 
26:00 <amsy> also the weather here is gross as well
26:00 <Doodle> ugh poodleman does that shit too
26:00 <TheRon> khe sanh
26:00 <Clarkson> all you cunts did though
27:00 <MrMark> Cold Chisel
27:00 <johninja> TheRon doesn't appreciate you using that word Clarkson
27:00 <Clarkson> [21:30:30] teen lesbian show on my mind
28:00 <TheRon> i get offended by the other c word
28:00 <TheRon> Collingwood
28:00 <johninja> gross
28:00 <TheRon> i apologgize there are children present
29:00 <johninja> so i'm thinking of going with Optus $80 a month unlimited
29:00 <johninja> are there any problems?
29:00 <TheRon> labor is now $6
32:00 <amsy> what speed john?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> who’s winning
34:00 <TheRon> not australia that's for sure
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <MrMark> burp
40:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
40:00 <TheRiddler> Go sogs
40:00 <TheRon> are you gonna go my way?
41:00 <TheRiddler> Voted n done shopping 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> worked, voted, shopping
41:00 <TheRiddler> Also got a boost juice from my favorite boost juice girl
41:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> Her name is Palin I noticed 
42:00 <TheRon> sarah?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> No 
43:00 <TheRiddler> First name not last
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone get me phone
43:00 <TheRiddler> She's half Asian 
43:00 <johninja> im not sure amsy
43:00 <johninja> its NBN wireless
43:00 <johninja> so probs not gr8
43:00 <johninja> biab
44:00 <TheRiddler> Hai johninja
44:00 <TheRon> is getting game of thrones quicker?
44:00 <TheRiddler> Did you see the new dlc for CK2
45:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
45:00 <TheRiddler> Voted yet?
45:00 <TheRon> go Storm 48 - 6
47:00 <robot> ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
49:00 <TheRon> if this is our last goodbye...........
49:00 <robot> well ill prolly be on tomorrow
52:00 <TheRiddler> Wb faux 
52:00 <faux> thanks
53:00 <faux> i justgot an sd card
53:00 <faux> for me phone
53:00 <Loof> oh nice
53:00 <faux> phew
53:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
53:00 <faux> its only 8gb my phone
53:00 <faux> so i got a 16gb one
53:00 <TheRiddler> Have you voted yet
55:00 <TheRiddler> I'm currently waiting for my bro to finish shopping 
00:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> im currently waiting for chinese food…. but the husband is being a cunt and it won’t happen until tomox
02:00 <TheRiddler> It'll be too late by then
03:00 <Loof> zac is chomping like a cow right in my ear
03:00 <TheRon> i had cashew chicken and fried rice for lunch, now i'm hungry again
04:00 <Serenity> i want about 5kg of fried rice and sweet n sour pork
04:00 <Loof> i had tex mex
04:00 <Loof> still full
04:00 <Serenity> instead im mkaing sushi
04:00 <TheRiddler> I'm doing kebabs n salad 
04:00 <dematerialised> ok everyone i am back, i voted australian motering enthosiest party #1
04:00 <dematerialised> what did you all vote for?
05:00 <TheRon> i'm hoping informal get's up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. im having 900 kgs of chinese tomoz…. 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the husband can pay for it tonight i’ll dine on vege burgers 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Greens
06:00 <Serenity> yer i voted greens
06:00 <Serenity> libs n family first last
06:00 <TheRiddler> Greens
06:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon greens will get at least another few seats 
06:00 <TheRiddler> Ppl are fed up with both parties 
07:00 <dematerialised> FEDUP
07:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
07:00 <dematerialised> you don't get the reference
07:00 <TheRiddler> Nope 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did pirate party, art party
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
07:00 <dematerialised> it was a prominent graffiti item on the side of the old perth entertainment centre
07:00 <dematerialised> before it got bulldozed
07:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
08:00 <dematerialised> http://c8.alamy.com/comp/A5W7J1/fedup-panties-unusual-urban-graffiti-along-railway-line-perth-western-A5W7J1.jpg
08:00 <Serenity> theyre doing maintenence on the train line this weekend its so cool listening to all their shit
08:00 <Loof> tradies?
08:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh they’re doing that in sydney
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
08:00 <Loof> or the announcers?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> working on ze lines
08:00 <Loof> z-lines
09:00 <Serenity> no what theyre actually doing i mean
09:00 <dematerialised> i lied i didnt vote at all
09:00 <dematerialised> i'd rather pay $20
09:00 <Loof> same
09:00 <Serenity> theyre doing something that sounds like a light saber atm
09:00 <TheRiddler> It's $180 now
09:00 <Serenity> its NOT
09:00 <Loof> no its not
09:00 <Serenity> its $20
09:00 <dematerialised> its only 180 if you dont pay the first fine
09:00 <Serenity> its $180 if you dont pay the fine on time
09:00 <dematerialised> the first fine is $20
09:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
10:00 <TheRiddler> Does it count as a donkey vote
10:00 <Loof> .
10:00 <Serenity> wot
10:00 <Loof> jesus
10:00 <dematerialised> how could it "count" as a vote if you don't vote
10:00 <dematerialised> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
11:00 <TheRon> oh shit i think i filled in 12 boxes on the green ballot paper
12:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what the none vote is this election anyways 
13:00 <Loof> https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/b69/p/coub/simple/cw_image/7b866d76737/fd05c34c64861c49af246/cotd_email_1461901762_00032.jpg
14:00 <robot> ye
14:00 <TheRon> go dogs
15:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
15:00 <Loof> god i hate him
15:00 <Loof> so much
15:00 <Serenity> dont hate loof
15:00 <Serenity> wasted energy
16:00 <Loof> i just die a little inside with every line he types
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Loof> he can't help it i suppose
16:00 <Serenity> haha
16:00 <Serenity> hes just a little... different
19:00 <Loof> i think i prefer intelligent trolls over sweet idiots, tho both are bad
20:00 <Loof> the worst being trolls that are also idiots
20:00 <Loof> like plivent
20:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <Serenity> he had potential but the drugs got to him
20:00 <Loof> ah
20:00 <Serenity> its impossible to be anything other than an idiot when you smoke ice
20:00 <Loof> yeah
20:00 <TheRon> what's ben cousins done now?
21:00 <Loof> what's a ben cousins
22:00 <TheRon> a drugged up ex footballer
22:00 <Loof> ah
22:00 <robot> i mite play some skyrim 2nite
23:00 <TheRon> he played for the west coked eagles
23:00 <Loof> good game
23:00 <Loof> Tamriel ulimited, not so good
23:00 <Loof> unlimited*
23:00 <Loof> west coked eagles lol
23:00 <Serenity> seen daniel chick lately? fucking hell
23:00 <Clarkson> yeah mdma works best deep inside your asshole
23:00 <Serenity> hes so fat n looks like hes had a stroke
25:00 <TheRon> like val kilmer
30:00 <robot> thx 4 th tip Clarkson
30:00 <Clarkson> Liinda she still has nice tits and body :)
30:00 <robot> k
32:00 <Serenity> jeez Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> amelia is cock teasing him so he cant use his 1 brain cell
32:00 <TheRon> barnaby joyce and sophie mirabella are up, fuck it
34:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
34:00 <Loof> you said that
34:00 <TheRiddler> amelia is such a tease
35:00 <TheRon> pretending to nude up?
36:00 <TheRiddler> today my server is in canning vale
36:00 <Loof> alright i'm out :/
39:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: did you see the richmond coast to coast only to fuck it up in the goal square?
39:00 <TheRon> pretty funny
39:00 <TheRiddler> nope
40:00 <TheRon> last weekend 
43:00 <TheRiddler> yay
44:00 <TheRiddler> big will is back
44:00 <TheRon> campbell and roughhead?
45:00 <TheRon> wee see boyd again this season?
47:00 <TheRon> R.E.M. - bad day
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh noes
49:00 <TheRiddler> oh noes
52:00 <johninja> hey TheRiddler
52:00 <TheRon> it's the end of the world as we know it
52:00 <johninja> yeah i saw a bit of the dev diary for it
52:00 <johninja> looks pcool
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
53:00 <TheRon> ID2 ANYONE GONNA BOTHER?
55:00 <TheRon> indy day 2?
58:00 <Lumeah> Get out georgeandwell_alpha 
59:00 <TheRon> nightswimming deserves a quiet night
01:00 <TheRon> i hope that asian guy gets up for palmer united
01:00 <TheRon> he'd be the leader
03:00 <TheRiddler> omg
03:00 <TheRiddler> can we win it
03:00 <TheRon> god i hope so
04:00 <TheRiddler> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
04:00 <TheRiddler> OMFG
04:00 <TheRon> woo!
04:00 <TheRiddler> WE WINNNNN
04:00 <TheRon> WOO HOO!
04:00 <TheRiddler> fuck I hate games against sydney
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRon> SONS OF THE WEST, RED WHITE AND BLUE........
08:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0CS-T1HUQ
09:00 <TheRon> everybody hurts sometimes
17:00 <TheRon> it's friday i'm in love
19:00 <GoldSpade> no its not its saturday
20:00 <TheRon> what's the frequency kenneth
24:00 <TheRon> and here's to you mrs robinson
29:00 <GoldSpade> damn collingwood huh
30:00 <amsy> https://streamable.com/5bpa
30:00 <GoldSpade> porn
30:00 <johninja> is amsy spamming tranny porn again
30:00 <johninja> gross
31:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <Doodle> hahaha
37:00 <TheRon> abby it aint over till it's over
37:00 <amsy> who is abby
37:00 <TheRon> baby
38:00 <Doodle> that bitch
38:00 <TheRiddler> 53 to 52
39:00 <TheRon> jeus
39:00 <TheRon> jesus
39:00 <TheRiddler> zeus n jesus
40:00 <TheRiddler> alp now ahead
40:00 <TheRiddler> 53 - 54
40:00 <TheRon> it is early
40:00 <TheRiddler> yes
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rick Ross - Hustlin'.mp3 (5.2MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
40:00 <TheRiddler> how many seats to win?
40:00 <TheRiddler> 75?
40:00 <Doodle> 76
40:00 <TheRiddler> oh
41:00 <TheRon> boys don't cry
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
42:00 <johninja> It's on days like this that you remember how lucky we are to be able to vote for every second Prime Minister
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> vote
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> for 
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> X
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> factor
43:00 <Doodle> vote for pablo
43:00 <TheRon> 52 47
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> vote for being rad
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> brexit
44:00 <TheRon> brisbane lions out of queensland
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car.mp3 (4.1MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:28)
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> who is winning
45:00 <TheRon> david bowie - modern love
46:00 <robot> davah hassahoff
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> windows8
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> rocks
46:00 <robot> ne1 up 4 goin 4 a cruise around town lynchin faggots
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wha
47:00 <TheRon> 54 52
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> where is da windows start key in me macbooks m8
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jermaine Dupri ft Jay-Z - Money Ain't a Thang.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
51:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark
56:00 <TheRon> smashing pumpkins - zero
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i got givn an old macbopk
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in i cannot work it
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> m8
00:00 <Jimbo> oh well i guess ur not a gay cunt
00:00 <Clarkson> its been posted around for years n no one has been able to do shit
02:00 <TheRon> a gay cunt is a lesbian
02:00 <Clarkson> fucking bitch getting me to go to a gp organise psychatrist and tell em the stituation which was real to me but im told im paranoid, so i admit everything he throws me on 15mg olanzapine tos tart with 
03:00 <TheRon> 55 53
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
03:00 <couleurs> go da dees
04:00 <TheRon> the verve - luckt man
04:00 <TheRon> lucky
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i just put the windows on me new 2nd hand macbook
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> shit m8 now i can use the farken cunt thing
06:00 <Clarkson> lol @ his 8 minute jerking off video... couldnt get hardon... showing all the needles laying about... dirty fuck
09:00 <couleurs> gr8 m8 i love useing windows over mac os 2 
09:00 <TheRon> i could escape this feeling with my china girl
11:00 <TheRiddler> Batman is going green
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <johninja> ‘I lived with a psychopath for months’
14:00 <johninja> a johninja story
17:00 <partay> psychos sex the best
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pass on tht
20:00 <Jimbo> kates just mad cause in the bedroom she is the psycho ppl sleep with
20:00 <Jimbo> usually 8 dudes at a time
22:00 <partay> great hung parliment 
22:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Jimbo
22:00 <partay> TheRiddler post boobs quick
23:00 <Jimbo> is it now
29:00 <couleurs> who voted 2 day!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <partay> nope
32:00 <TheRiddler> I want sushi
32:00 <TheRiddler> just saw your pic sezz
33:00 <Serenity> make some
33:00 <TheRiddler> I'll trade you for some chicken skewers
33:00 <Serenity> yum
33:00 <TheRiddler> kebabs
33:00 <Serenity> my stomach is so fat i ate so much rofl
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
34:00 <nerdygirl> heya
39:00 <LeMz> good evening all
42:00 <LeMz> exciting stuff then
43:00 <partay> shhhhh
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8 carnts
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
50:00 <Serenity> meh fucking libs are gonna get in
50:00 <Serenity> good 1 guise
50:00 <LeMz> don't blame me
50:00 <Skirmish> It's not over yet! If it's close enough Labor can use the Greens to get over the line. 
50:00 <partay> they wont have a majority... it'll be the same shit why they called an election in the first place
51:00 <Jimbo> ffs everytime some complete fuckwit runs for government our nation votes for them
51:00 <Skirmish> There is some massive swings against the Liberals in NSW. I saw the seat of Macarthur at one stage had a swing towards Labor of 11.4%. That is HUGE. 
51:00 <Serenity> its not close anymore
52:00 <Jimbo> greens seem to be suffering losses
52:00 <Serenity> 66 60 atm
53:00 <Skirmish> I don't understand it. A vote for the libs is a vote against penalty rates. It's a vote that puts medicare in it's current form at risk. It also delivers a shit version of the NBN. 
53:00 <Clarkson> watching porn beehhh?
54:00 <Serenity> people are fucking morons Skirmish
54:00 <Serenity> hope everyone enjoys their health while they can
54:00 <Skirmish> It seems that way. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I bet Jimbo voted Liberals. 
54:00 <Skirmish> He comes across as a liberal voter. 
54:00 <Serenity> think about it people liek picard vote liberal
54:00 <Serenity> thats all we need to know
55:00 <Serenity> i hope the fat tart has a heart attack and sends his family broke when theres no medicare to pay for his treatment
55:00 <dematerialised> http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/map/
55:00 <Serenity> tard*
55:00 <dematerialised> carn labor!
55:00 <dematerialised> CARN LABOR!
55:00 <Jimbo> hey skirmish u fuckwit i bet the majority of australians voted for liberals
55:00 <Jimbo> but i voted greens actually
55:00 <couleurs> :)
56:00 <Skirmish> The oldies are voting liberals. Our upside down population pyramid is to blame. 
56:00 <Serenity> the thing about preferential voting though means no the majority probably didnt vote ofr them
56:00 <Skirmish> Oldies outnumber the younger voters. 
56:00 <Skirmish> What is surging the liberals is probably all the retards that were going to donkey vote no realising that it counts for the party in power. 
57:00 <partay> people like picard vote Liberal... Say no more 
57:00 <Skirmish> Huehuehuehue I drew a penis on my paper. 
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hey there its me
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
57:00 <Serenity> i literally just said that partay get ur own lines m8
57:00 <Skirmish> PLAGARISM
58:00 <Serenity> they only need 7 more
58:00 <Serenity> ugh
58:00 <partay> oh
58:00 <partay> well
58:00 <partay> I concur 
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats the convo m8
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i cant follow
59:00 <Serenity> because people are making too much sense for you ya cretin fuck off
59:00 <Skirmish> You're not smart enough to follow. Get out.
59:00 <LeMz> Lol
00:00 <Jimbo> y r use bein so dum
00:00 <Skirmish> The country is having a democratic election george and you're such a communist you would never understand. Go back to china ya commie scum! 
00:00 <johninja> <frankfurt> lmaooooooo
00:00 <johninja> <frankfurt> farm sex loser
00:00 <johninja> fucking joel lol
00:00 <Clarkson> does she let u lick her ass Kynetic?
00:00 <johninja> he must be off med
00:00 <Skirmish> LoL the guy that voted for the greens is calling people dumb. 
01:00 <Jimbo> umm skirmish ya fuckwit what you imply about elections has nothing to do with socialism, but has everything to do with dictatorships
01:00 <Serenity> Georgie porgie pudding pie
01:00 <Jimbo> when you accuse random shit that has nothing to do with communism, as something to do with communism, you appear to be a bit of a fuckwit
01:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like Jimbo is a communist sympathiser. 
01:00 <Jimbo> tbh the most communist nation is the united kingdom
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn
02:00 <Skirmish> Show us your Che shirt Jimbo. 
02:00 <Serenity> i need to go and sit in a shower thats 90 degrees
02:00 <Jimbo> I need to make chicken nuggets a second time
03:00 <Serenity> 69-63
03:00 <Jimbo> communism!
03:00 <Serenity> on a scale from 1 to chris how fucked are we gonna be if its a hung parliarment (plz only people who arent brain dead answer)
04:00 <Serenity> dematerialised Skirmish partay etc
04:00 <Jimbo> Serenity, i like the 1 to communism scale, better
04:00 <Jimbo> because, communism
04:00 <johninja> i think its a good thing because none of these idiots will be able to pass regulations easy
04:00 <Serenity> i like the 1 to shut your fucking pie hole better
05:00 <Serenity> yeah john im thinking it wont be as bad as people think
05:00 <partay> We'll be in exactly the same position we were before the election
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows things
06:00 <partay> the minor parties will hold the balance of power
06:00 <Jimbo> umm
06:00 <Serenity> id rather be where we are now than have the libs in full control
06:00 <Serenity> tbh
06:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: We will be back in the same position we were in before this all got called. We will have a govt that wants to do things that will never get them passed. 
06:00 <johninja> agreed
06:00 <partay> Skirmish snap
06:00 <Skirmish> What's Turnbull going to do? Call another DD? 
06:00 <Jimbo> you mean to suggest that we need a hung parliment so the house of reps can do the job of the senate, as well as having a senate oversight
06:00 <Jimbo> makes sense
06:00 <johninja> its just certain people can demand a lot for their vote on things
06:00 <Skirmish> Sorry for plagarising you Partay I didn't read up. 
06:00 <johninja> like clive palmer 
06:00 <johninja> last time
06:00 <Serenity> the thought of libs being in full control really bothers me
06:00 <TheRiddler> kebabs cooked
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hehehehehkkwkwkekekeke
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
07:00 <Jimbo> the libs are outright lying about everything
07:00 <Skirmish> Last time the libs were in full control we had Workchoices. 
07:00 <dematerialised> if there is another hung parliament, the governor-general has the right to dissolve parliament
07:00 <TheRiddler> I did a light dressing with vinegar n olive oil n herbs
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> looking for a snack m8 but i should be picking up on sat night
07:00 <Skirmish> Good because that also seen them voted out but bad because we had to tolerate it for 3 years first. 
07:00 <TheRiddler> who is winning?
08:00 <Jimbo> charlie sheen
08:00 <partay> he's bi-winning
08:00 <Skirmish> Liberals riddler. 
08:00 <TheRiddler> damn
08:00 <TheRiddler> auexit
08:00 <Serenity> what happens if he disolves parliament
08:00 <partay> they may get over the line with 1 seat
08:00 <Skirmish> You just know Picard is going to log in and start rubbing it in later too. 
08:00 <Serenity> dont judge me ok im learning
08:00 <couleurs> go da dees
08:00 <TheRiddler> where's everyone moving to?
09:00 <Jimbo> bangladesh
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grle wana meet me at the back of coles servo for handy
09:00 <Serenity> 70-64
09:00 <Jimbo> beehhh says its good
09:00 <johninja> at least its not tony abbott
09:00 <partay> lol
09:00 <partay> exactly
09:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
09:00 <Jimbo> whats wrong with tony abbott? i voted for him
09:00 <dematerialised> lol
09:00 <johninja> thats whats wrong
10:00 <TheRiddler> any lib is bad
10:00 <Jimbo> the majority of australians also voted for abbott
10:00 <Jimbo> are you saying you dont like australians?
10:00 <johninja> they voted against labor
10:00 <johninja> not for abbott
10:00 <Serenity> the majority of australians didnt vote for abbot
10:00 <Serenity> is this cunt trolling
10:00 <Clarkson> Pieter, So? i can fuck ya over whenever i want
10:00 <Skirmish> You're all over the place with your votes Jimbo. Extreme Right to Extreme Left. 
10:00 <johninja> taco is trollin
11:00 <Serenity> preferential votes won him those places
11:00 <Jimbo> Skirmish, oh ok show me where there is political balance in this nation
11:00 <Serenity> it had nothing to do with who the public actually voted for
11:00 <Jimbo> Serenity, the rules are clear. The education is there. People voted for him.
12:00 <Jimbo> Maybe some people are dumb and don't know how to vote. But the same is true about driving
12:00 <Serenity> yes because its that black and white
12:00 <Serenity> well done taco
12:00 <LeMz> I htink im hungry
12:00 <LeMz> anyone want to bring me food?
12:00 <Skirmish> I am about to eat a muffin. 
12:00 <Skirmish> ALL MINE
12:00 <LeMz> a muffin? or a 'muffin'?
13:00 <johninja> I just ate a delicious steak
13:00 <TheRiddler> did you vote libs or labor or other LeMz
13:00 <Serenity> i just ate my weight in sushi
13:00 <Skirmish> A blueberry muffin. The baked treat type. 
13:00 <TheRiddler> the food will depend on the answer
13:00 <LeMz> i played darts with the white paper and put the numbers as they hit
13:00 <LeMz> nah not really
14:00 <LeMz> Labor
14:00 <johninja> give the man a pork chop
14:00 <Jimbo> I saw a few blueberry muffins casting their votes today
14:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
14:00 <Jimbo> They probably voted for libs
15:00 <johninja> Voting is a bit like a trip to Bunnings. You stand in line, eat a sausage and end up with a bunch of useless tools.
15:00 <partay> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> good 1
15:00 <Skirmish> Now we will see how long before Julie Bishop takes over as Prime Minister. I give it 18 months. 
16:00 <johninja> eep
16:00 <Serenity> like i said i hope all the fat middled ages sweating walruses like picard have heart attacks after we have no medicare and send their families broke from medical bills
16:00 <Skirmish> Shorten MUST stand down and give the job to Albo. Albo will win the next election and become PM because his entire mission is fighting Torries. 
16:00 <johninja> i really doubt she has much public support
16:00 <johninja> yeh go albo
16:00 <johninja> or chris bowen
16:00 <Jimbo> The AEC girl asked me "have you voted in this election already?". I told her I don't recall doing that today, but I might have, I don't remember
16:00 <Skirmish> Bowen as Deputy. 
17:00 <Jimbo> Pretty sure I voted 16 times and the AEC won't care.
17:00 <partay> Jimbo and she thought.. "great another retard "
17:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Jimbo
17:00 <Serenity> godd he is the worst
17:00 <Serenity> i hope you fall and break your neck Jimbo
17:00 <johninja> and they scrap medicare
17:00 <johninja> so you can't afford to get it fixed
17:00 <Serenity> ^
18:00 <Skirmish> Tanya P is a burden as Deputy she doesn't convey any conviction when she speaks and her husband is an 'rehabilitated' smackie. 
18:00 <Serenity> hope i get me surgery before that happens tho
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Jimbo> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-26/thousands-admit-to-multiple-votes-in-2013-federal-election/5284230
18:00 <Jimbo> I voted for the greens ffs
18:00 <Jimbo> the greens are communists, they'd never scrap medicare. They'd scrap private health.
18:00 <couleurs> i told her yes i already voted 4 trump but i'm back 2 vote 4 hillary cos i made a big mistake
18:00 <Serenity> 4 to win
18:00 <Serenity> ffs
19:00 <Skirmish> Jimbo has no political compass. Voting for Abbott, the extreme right and then voting for the greens, the extreme left is retarded. 
19:00 <johninja> they would turn humans into compost if they could
19:00 <Serenity> i could think of some humans id like to see turned into compost
19:00 <Serenity> to be fair
19:00 <Jimbo> I can explain my actions except you're probably too foolish to appreciate my reasons
19:00 <Jimbo> But in summary: political policy.
20:00 <Jimbo> I vote for political policy. Not a fucking party name.
20:00 <Serenity> jimbo wanted the boats stopped
20:00 <Jimbo> Amazing right
20:00 <LeMz> omnomnom
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <LeMz> microwaved pizza
20:00 <Jimbo> Yeah I did want the boats stopped
20:00 <Skirmish> I think you're a fool Jimbo so your reasoning would make zero difference. Save yourself the time. 
20:00 <johninja> he wanted to stop the boats then stop climate change
20:00 <johninja> Jimbo is a champ
20:00 <Jimbo> Yeah stop the climate change debates
20:00 <johninja> stop the boat exchange
21:00 <Jimbo> my friend is in nt right... she's getting a boat to asia... LOL
21:00 <Skirmish> We were exchanging boats there for a while. We sunk their fishing boats and put them into life rescue boats and sent them back to Indo. 
21:00 <TheRiddler> stfu already
21:00 <TheRiddler> you're as bad as saemon
22:00 <Jimbo> Skirmish, the commodity is people, and that isn't an exchange, its a refusal.
22:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy it when you type something and it demonstrates you have absolutely no idea what was being discussed. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Please. Continue. 
23:00 <Jimbo> I do appreciate it also when you attempt to debate by insults rather than debating any point
23:00 <partay> LNP are going to sneak in 
24:00 <MrMark> fuck im pissed!!!\
24:00 <johninja> Pauline back in parliament!
24:00 <partay> yes
24:00 <partay> she is 
24:00 <Jimbo> plz explain
24:00 <MrMark> i love her
25:00 <robot> did every1 vote 2day
25:00 <Jimbo> Yes 16 times
26:00 <johninja> people died for your right to vote 16 times
26:00 <partay> the guy in front of me told the Lib dude handing out the how to vote card to "fuck off and die in a fire"
26:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <johninja> didn't mince his words
27:00 <partay> haha my Labor member retained his seat.. so all good 
27:00 <Jimbo> I wonder who pays for those how to vote cards
27:00 <johninja> santos
28:00 <partay> and rio
28:00 <johninja> santos pays both labor and the liberals though
28:00 <johninja> so i guess its ok
28:00 <Lumeah> waste of money 
28:00 <LeMz> so im gunan sit here with my pizza and watch the end of a nation
28:00 <johninja> well the want to be able to frack without any pesky protesters
29:00 <partay> and poison ground water 
29:00 <Jimbo> really? both parties? thats a good way to bribe i guess... either way they can't lose.
29:00 <partay> if it wasnt for all the stuff in the ground.. we'd be a third world country
30:00 <johninja> well thats true
30:00 <Jimbo> no umm partay we'd still be in europe unless ur an abordiginie
30:00 <johninja> we didn't come here to mine
30:00 <johninja> just somehwere to stash the prisoners
31:00 <Jimbo> those with english heritage are a minority btw
31:00 <Jimbo> my family came to au because germany lost ww2, LOL
31:00 <Jimbo> assylum
32:00 <johninja> still got your leibensraum
33:00 <Jimbo> also if it werent for the mining, im pretty sure the abos wouldve killed the colonists and eventually the uk wouldve stopped sending them
34:00 <Jimbo> so i dont think wed be 3rd world unless you consider the tribes of papua to be 3rd world
34:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <TheRiddler> you must come from a long line of stupid convicts
36:00 <TheRiddler> your ancestor sat on a stolen horse and said he was waiting for a mate
36:00 <Serenity> LOL
36:00 <Serenity> ash made a funny
36:00 <Skirmish> HAHAHAHAHAHA
36:00 <Skirmish> Burn! 
38:00 <robot> im looking at the flight tracker, my gf is currently 10km up in the air over the canadian artic circle
38:00 <robot> 24 hours to go!
38:00 <TheRiddler> is she fleeing australia
38:00 <Serenity> awww then no more robutt
38:00 <robot> returning to
38:00 <couleurs> her arms are gonna be tired
38:00 <Jimbo> did she vote
38:00 <TheRiddler> tell her to turn back
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> obvioulsy must be an antonov aircraft
38:00 <robot> ye colours musta done it be4 he knows
39:00 <robot> she doesn't have to vote
39:00 <Jimbo> is ur gf a russian bride
39:00 <robot> ye
39:00 <Jimbo> sweet
39:00 <Jimbo> how much did she cost
39:00 <robot> 2 loonies and a hockey stock
39:00 <robot> stick
40:00 <TheRiddler> just under 6mins to kick 3 goals
41:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you could get yourself a russian bride Jimbo and give yourself something to do instead of channel your inner beehhh here. 
41:00 <Jimbo> channel my inner beehhh into a russian bride?
41:00 <Jimbo> wot, rape her?
43:00 <Jimbo> then she can brag about how she was only using me for money after a deportation?
43:00 <Jimbo> seems legit
44:00 <TheRiddler> knowing jimbo he'll probably end up with a inflatable russian bride
44:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13516380_1752737305014132_3854787315131554133_n.jpg?oh=d1ddae14ca7f41cd7041397f800c6efa&oe=57EB94C0&__gda__=1476345343_6b9195dd228821cb557422efd0a9975d 
44:00 <TheRiddler> and still get done for rape
45:00 <partay> lol johninja
45:00 <Jimbo> when my flyfox responds ill give u a link 4 dat ash
46:00 <Jimbo> https://www.facebook.com/superdeluxevideo/videos/293671704310720/
46:00 <partay> I guess all the negative gearers are going to get their way
03:00 <Serenity> im moving to darwin
07:00 <couleurs> where's that...
07:00 <LeMz> middle of bum fuck idaho
08:00 <Jimbo> y
10:00 <Jimbo> n wen do u leaves
11:00 <Lumeah> hot as
12:00 <Lumeah> they have alcohol purchasing laws? 
15:00 <Serenity> dunno dont drink anymore dont care
15:00 <Serenity> its hot
15:00 <partay> i like the cold 
15:00 <Serenity> i used to
17:00 <partay> do you own a heater and a jumper ?
17:00 <Serenity> nah i just sit here in  me jocks bekng cold...
17:00 <Serenity> being*
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hey there
18:00 <partay> oh im here in boxers 
18:00 <partay> and its 7.7°C
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> guys u gotta be careful partay is in #melbourne.. he wrecked #brisbane .. now no one talks there
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> he comes here now..hes gotta wreck this chan
19:00 <partay> thats because of your inane ramblings
19:00 <partay> you make no sense
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its cos partay is an asshole heh
19:00 <Clarkson> all these dumb rnb videos have talking and shit at the start
20:00 <partay> did your parents feed you paint chips in old Korea ?
20:00 <johninja> lmao
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just goto #brisbane to see 4 urseld
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> it used to be a very live chan..now its dead
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thansk to partay
20:00 <johninja> stop spamming chans pls
20:00 <johninja> its against the law
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just keep ur eye on this guy m8
21:00 <Lumeah> fuck off georgeandwell_alpha 
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wish this electoral will finish
23:00 <Lumeah> election.. 
23:00 <Jimbo> Serenity, u no that the greens are going to make renewable energy like solar to be free for everyone so u dont have to be cold ever again
24:00 <Serenity>  yeah cool
25:00 <Jimbo> yea that way when ur not in ur suv, u will always be comfortable indoors
27:00 <amsy> ok
28:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
28:00 <couleurs> me new jam
28:00 <Serenity> do i own an suv now?
31:00 <Lumeah> bullshit they are. 
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> I should ve gone out party 2nite
32:00 <amsy> i wish you would have
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> therea a few places m8
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> had in mind
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but gona get me some banana n custard
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ice cream 
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> with choc icing
37:00 <partay> georgie and party in the same sentence is hilarious
37:00 <partay> everyone would be like.. "whos the creepy dude hanging outside the toilet?"
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
46:00 <Picard> oh ny
46:00 <Picard> my
49:00 <couleurs> picken n flicken!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it going
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> is xenophon pm yet
54:00 <Picard> no u moron
56:00 <couleurs> no, tony abbott still is
57:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Picard> john howard is making a comeback
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i reckon plibersek and hanson young should make out.. penny wong would like it
58:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> do the triangle gurl girl position m8
00:00 <Lumeah> georgeandwell_alpha: .... get... out. 
00:00 <johninja> ^
01:00 <Tiggier> ^
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> some ppl sure r hostile
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its not like anyone else is talkin
03:00 <Lumeah> hmmm
04:00 <Lumeah> don't care... 
04:00 <Lumeah> get out. 
04:00 <Lumeah> ta. 
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> why dont u get out
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ?
06:00 <Lumeah> lol... 
07:00 <Lumeah> im not u georgeandwell_alpha 
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> seems like a whinger
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 2 me
08:00 <Lumeah> *sigh 
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> points to door
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im not asking anyone to do anything
15:00 <tallone> hi all
16:00 <partay> Picard your Pauline got back in 
16:00 <robot> HEY
16:00 <robot> colours
16:00 <robot> no lollygaggin'
16:00 <partay> georgie... Pauline is coming after you 
16:00 <Picard> my pauline?
17:00 <partay> Hansom
17:00 <GoldSpade> ay
17:00 <Picard> why is she my pauline
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> is she got me fish n chips order
19:00 <GoldSpade> who won the errection
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
19:00 <partay> Liberal with a minority 
19:00 <GoldSpade> ohhh
20:00 <dematerialised> Liberal won the Senate but Labor has more votes
20:00 <partay> yah
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> start the boats m8
20:00 <partay> Liberal will govern with help from the monir parties 
20:00 <dematerialised> -3.8% swing against Libs
20:00 <dematerialised> they were so fucked haha
20:00 <partay> yep
21:00 <partay> Malcolm has been told 
21:00 <partay> he should resign
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> agreed
21:00 <Picard> he wont resign
21:00 <dematerialised> Liberals need to stop lying through their teeth
21:00 <partay> he wont no
21:00 <Picard> lying?
21:00 <partay> it doesnt really matter
22:00 <partay> if he does or not
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> bill shortens wife isnt a bad looker
22:00 <TheRiddler> pls hung parliment
22:00 <Picard> he wont last 6 months
22:00 <TheRiddler> again
22:00 <Picard> why would u want a hung parliament?
22:00 <dematerialised> it wont be hung parliament
22:00 <partay> you dont 
22:00 <dematerialised> libs have too many seats
22:00 <TheRiddler> damn
22:00 <partay> thats just it 
22:00 <partay> they will govern a minority govt
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:00 <dematerialised> if all other seats went to Labor right now it'd be 71-74 to the Libs
23:00 <Picard> still screwed, not having a majority in the senate 
23:00 <partay> yep
23:00 <dematerialised> only way Labor could win Senate is if all "Other" and 5 seats that are left went to them
23:00 <dematerialised> which is pretty unlikely
23:00 <TheRiddler> so what will the result be
24:00 <TheRiddler> ?
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they should use ipads
24:00 <dematerialised> Libs win Senate, Labor rule with minority
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> this is dumb
24:00 <partay> same as before the election essestially
24:00 <TheRiddler> ok
24:00 <GoldSpade> what have I done
24:00 <dematerialised> the seats system is fucked though
24:00 <dematerialised> because Labor has won on outright number of votes
24:00 <dematerialised> by a pretty big margin
25:00 <partay> preferential voting system
25:00 <Picard> turnbull will get knifed
25:00 <partay> god bless it 
25:00 <dematerialised> 2.8mil Libs to 3.5m Labor
25:00 <dematerialised> Labor smash
25:00 <dematerialised> plus if Labor allied with Greens they'd be so far ahead it's stupid
25:00 <Picard> the preference system is fucked
26:00 <TheRiddler> so it's a farce election
26:00 <dematerialised> no
26:00 <TheRiddler> imo
26:00 <dematerialised> just a fucked senate seat allocation system
26:00 <TheRiddler> ok
26:00 <Picard> derryn hinch has been elected
26:00 <Picard> ffs him and pauline
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cool
26:00 <Maurice> I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking
27:00 <Maurice> The karate kid deserved everything he got, the shit stirring little prick
27:00 <Clarkson> fuck u bastard
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dont give much a shit
27:00 <Maurice> No Clarkson, fuck YOU
27:00 <Clarkson> but I am a fucking retard
27:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
27:00 <Clarkson> pietoe fuck me harder
28:00 <Picard> this should be interesting, shorten is about to speak
28:00 <dematerialised> Labor is probably going to win another 3 seats
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes gonna say malc9me fail
28:00 <dematerialised> so 69/74 Labor/Lib
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then how he saves laber
28:00 <Picard> shorten will get the arse 
28:00 <dematerialised> i dont think so
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to regroup
28:00 <dematerialised> he's the only one with a voice in the party at the moment
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cos of him
29:00 <Picard> not what some of his own party are saying
29:00 <Picard> they would accept nothing short of a win
29:00 <partay> no
29:00 <Picard> no?
29:00 <TheRiddler> 2 short of winning
29:00 <partay> Shorten will stay on... he just had a massive swing to him
30:00 <TheRiddler> for both
30:00 <dematerialised> yeah
30:00 <dematerialised> like
30:00 <TheRiddler> err
30:00 <dematerialised> a ridiculously huge
30:00 <dematerialised> swing
30:00 <dematerialised> +5%
30:00 <dematerialised> is insane
30:00 <robot> goodnight
30:00 <dematerialised> basically what that says is liberals have fucked up hardcore
30:00 <Picard> people doint like turnbull because he is wealthy
31:00 <dematerialised> greens got a good positive swing too
31:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why.
31:00 <Maurice> I knew we should have voted for the whopper
32:00 <TheRiddler> will this mean that medicare private will not go through?
32:00 <dematerialised> medicare isnt being privatised
32:00 <Picard> TheRiddler that was all bullshit
32:00 <partay> it was only the processing 
32:00 <partay> but he changed his mind 
32:00 <Picard> silly people like you are the reason why the coalition dont have a majority
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <dematerialised> no
33:00 <dematerialised> the reason the coalition doesnt have majority is because they are a fucked party lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Still a hung parliament? 
33:00 <Picard> tanya will stab bill in the back
33:00 <partay> still
33:00 <dematerialised> if Labor hadn't rejected the application by Greens to coalesce Labor/Greens will have smashed this election
33:00 <Picard> fucking greens lol
34:00 <Skirmish> Fucking Nationals. 
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <dematerialised> all of NSW is nationals
34:00 <Picard> ohhhh bull just thanked the trade union'
34:00 <dematerialised> fucking country hicks
34:00 <dematerialised> and rednecks
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
34:00 <Picard> cant stand thus cunt
34:00 <Clarkson> [08:51:38] bitch was crazy
34:00 <Picard> this*
34:00 <TheRiddler> how did o'connor do
34:00 <Picard> fucking union dog cunt
34:00 <dematerialised> oConnor is 42 Libs 33 nationals
35:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
35:00 <dematerialised> country hicks
35:00 <TheRiddler> damn
35:00 <TheRiddler> I voted greens
35:00 <Skirmish> Without the Nationals the Liberals wouldn't have a hope in hell. 
35:00 <dematerialised> First Preference votes was 42 Libs 20 Labor 18 Nationals 11 Greens
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish that's what it boils down to
35:00 <Picard> no shit Skirmish
35:00 <dematerialised> Liberals getting carried hard by the National Party
35:00 <TheRiddler> nationals were in seat last election
35:00 <TheRiddler> and the election before that
36:00 <Picard> 70 or so years we have had a national member
36:00 <Skirmish> At least the Labor party can stand alone and be competitive Picard. Libs would get smashed. 
36:00 <Picard> safest seat in australia
36:00 <Picard> wow Skirmish your on the ball
37:00 <Serenity> Actually  cannot stand political  talk when picard  is here
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> If the libs do make it in this time it will be their last 3 years. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Look at the swings to labor in the results. HUGE swings. 
37:00 <dematerialised> not likely Skirmish, pretty sure it's a Labor win
37:00 <TheRiddler> that's because picard is as closeminded as any old person
37:00 <Picard> 3 years is a long time
37:00 <dematerialised> %5 swing and sitll 25% of national votes to go
38:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Yeah the libs more than doubled our debt in the last 3 years. Let's see if they can triple it. 
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> shortens wife is not bad ay?
38:00 <TheRiddler> what's funny is that o'connor's seat in the last hung parliment chose labor even tho it was a nationals 
38:00 <Picard> id say it has a chance of being reduced if the senate pass anything
38:00 <TheRiddler> stfu georgeandwell_alpha
39:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: How many greens made it in? Is there enough with a hung parliament for the greens to join labor and take it? 
39:00 <slower> riddler I resent the "old" person
39:00 <dematerialised> nah
39:00 <dematerialised> even if Labor had greens and the 5 undetermined
39:00 <dematerialised> they still wouldnt have it
39:00 <dematerialised> although that being said
39:00 <dematerialised> LNP just lost two seats
39:00 <dematerialised> sooooo.....
39:00 <TheRiddler> cool
39:00 <dematerialised> ALP 66+6 = 72
39:00 <dematerialised> LNP is 73 at the moment
40:00 <dematerialised> if they got greens it'd be a hung parliament
40:00 <dematerialised> at this point in time
40:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'd preffer a hung parliment again
40:00 <dematerialised> but labor is likely only going to win 3 of those 6
40:00 <Skirmish> Well this has backfired on poor ole Malcolm. 
41:00 <TheRiddler> what's the likelyhood of nbn going back to fttp
41:00 <Skirmish> Go the big DD and get a mandate he says. Bamp bow. 
41:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
41:00 <TheRiddler> with a labor minority 
41:00 <dematerialised> NBN isnt going back to FTTP
41:00 <dematerialised> ever
41:00 <TheRiddler> :(
41:00 <Serenity> its too late now
41:00 <dematerialised> NBN is going to return to rolling out FTTP to greenfields development
41:00 <Skirmish> We need to see the libs lose a few more seats and labor win a few more. 
42:00 <TheRiddler> albany got boned
42:00 <Picard> lol @ u cunts whining over the speed of your internet
42:00 <dematerialised> at the moment the problem is Liberals have halted all new FTTP deployment
42:00 <dematerialised> and haven't completed FTTN deployment planning
42:00 <dematerialised> Liberals wanted to use HFC instead of FIbre
42:00 <dematerialised> which is retarded
42:00 <Skirmish> Picard doesn't want faster internet. He can blame his tiny weenie on pixels and slow internet. 
42:00 <Jimbo> salam
42:00 <dematerialised> no Picard is just a dictionary-perfect Liberal supporter
43:00 <dematerialised> "fuck everything Labor lol"
43:00 <Serenity> ye
43:00 <Picard> there are bigger issues than fast net
43:00 <Skirmish> All rhetoric and zero substance. 
43:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
43:00 <Doodle> sezz
43:00 <Picard> why dont we fix health and education first?
43:00 <Jimbo> yeah the nbn is a bullshit issue for politics i agree bald van driver
43:00 <Serenity> roodle
43:00 <Doodle> u have 2 see conjuring 2
44:00 <Serenity> im watching it rn tbh
44:00 <Serenity> im weeing
44:00 <Doodle> wtf how
44:00 <Serenity> downloaded it
44:00 <Skirmish> So it's come to that part of the night where I need to make some big decisions. What chips am I going to buy. Chicken? Sour cream and chives? 
44:00 <TheRiddler> shakey cams
44:00 <TheRiddler> ?
44:00 <Doodle> no shaky cams
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <Doodle> i liked it 
44:00 <Doodle> preety scary!
44:00 <Doodle> pretty
44:00 <Skirmish> I dislike scary movies. 
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh russian release with cinema audio?
44:00 <Doodle> ye ok my brother in law
45:00 <Serenity> ive jumped a few times doodle
45:00 <dematerialised> lol @ this liberal guy on ABC
45:00 <Doodle> heapssss of jump scares lol
45:00 <Serenity> and turned every light on going to thr toilet
45:00 <dematerialised> "labor have lowest number of votes ever"
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Doodle> brb
45:00 <dematerialised> but its more than liberals....
45:00 <amsy> no ty
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <Doodle> have they decided who was the best fuckhead today
45:00 <dematerialised> not yet
45:00 <Doodle> ok
45:00 <Jimbo> Doodle, it was me
45:00 <Doodle> oic
45:00 <dematerialised> for lawmaking, biggest fuckhead is malcom
45:00 <Jimbo> jealous?
45:00 <dematerialised> for running the country
45:00 <dematerialised> biggest fuckhead is Bill
45:00 <TheRiddler> no fuckheads alowd
46:00 <TheRiddler> alowed
46:00 <dematerialised> third times the charm Riddler
46:00 <Jimbo> oi fuckhead settle down ok
46:00 <TheRiddler> allowed
46:00 <dematerialised> there we go
46:00 <johninja> https://k2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/3x148/643x789/0/6208770771032427452.webp?v=2 
47:00 <amsy> quite what
47:00 <dematerialised> "dont underestimate me becaise im quite"
47:00 <dematerialised> quite what
47:00 <dematerialised> lol
47:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone asked the important question? Did Jackie lips like an ash tray Lambie get in? 
47:00 <dematerialised> no
47:00 <Jimbo> sezz is ur aunty tiny turny?
47:00 <Jimbo> i have a mural of her on the side of my van
47:00 <Jimbo> naked
47:00 <Serenity> fuck off trevor im over your shit
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> He's worse than Beehhh now there's no beehhh to balance against him. 
48:00 <johninja> fuck off private dancer
48:00 <Doodle> me cat caught a bat
48:00 <GoldSpade> tell you wha...some of these people on here would benefit from alot of therapy
48:00 <doctor> tiny dancer
48:00 <johninja> your cat now has hendra virus
48:00 <TheRiddler> vampire cat
49:00 <dematerialised> Labor confirmed seats 7 Liberals 6
49:00 <doctor> bats are a bit of a menace arent they?
49:00 <johninja> they are
49:00 <doctor> It would be better if labor win. I like turnbull but hate the conservative wing
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah
49:00 <Skirmish> Nail biting finish! Wish I was at home to listen to the commentary. 
49:00 <Doodle> no
49:00 <doctor> Turnbull needed to thrash them about but he bent over for them
49:00 <dematerialised> 3 years ago i was saying Turnbull should have been in Labor
49:00 <Doodle> its a microbat
49:00 <johninja> i have possums in me yard, they are turning into a menace as well
50:00 <Serenity> doodle if that kid was my kid id send it to a fkn orphanage. soz kids broken take it away
50:00 <Doodle> lmao
50:00 <Doodle> CYA JANET
50:00 <Serenity> loll
50:00 <Doodle> HAVE A NICE LIFE
50:00 <British^Meat> my cat bit me on the knee, for no reason
50:00 <Doodle> he doesnt need a reason
50:00 <Jimbo> johninja, the possums probably have the nbn while your home isnt on the planned construction list
50:00 <doctor> Wasn't he labor at one point in his history?
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://orig07.deviantart.net/503f/f/2013/321/2/6/vampire_kitten_by_shadowdrake666-d6ukdgz.jpg
50:00 <Skirmish> Yes doctor! That is exactly what has happened. He has lost ground bowing down to the far right. 
50:00 <doctor> yeah, unfortunately
50:00 <johninja> well they were playing with some copper wire earlie
51:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/t31.0-8/13603831_10207674457233080_7961354635201893635_o.jpg
51:00 <Skirmish> johninja will probably get the NBN Satellite out his way. 
51:00 <doctor> your cat is beautiful
51:00 <British^Meat> wow
51:00 <British^Meat> an actual bat
51:00 <Jimbo> would you believe that possums are protected because "they're endangered"
51:00 <British^Meat> how'd it manage that?
51:00 <amsy> agreed doctor
51:00 <Doodle> no idea lol
51:00 <Doodle> he;s a cunt
51:00 <Doodle> a beautiful cunt
51:00 <doctor> lol
51:00 <British^Meat> nawww
51:00 <amsy> ill have him
51:00 <Skirmish> I was about to call him a cunt for killing the bat. 
52:00 <Doodle> its not dead
52:00 <British^Meat> i gotta find a cute pic of my cat
52:00 <Doodle> i've never seen a bat in the wild here and i;ve lived here for 35yrs
52:00 <TheRiddler> pls take pics of rooster turning into a vampire
52:00 <johninja> he looks like he's a bit upset with himself
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> Are you helping it or trying to save it or just taking pics in case your cat eats it? 
52:00 <johninja> "what have i done :("
52:00 <TheRiddler> that bat looks like a baby
52:00 <Doodle> i took a photo of it then i left to go to the movies
52:00 <Doodle> its not a baby
52:00 <Doodle> its a microbat!
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <Doodle> it looked like it was going to try and fly in my house so i took the pic and ran away
53:00 <amsy> lmao john, cisco plucks out the eyes of everything he catches... im sure he doesnt want them to watch him while hes being cruel
53:00 <Skirmish> Did you go to the movies with a female Doodle? Has getting ops bought you out of your shell and back into the world of slaying punani?
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Doodle> uh
53:00 <Doodle> i went with my sister
53:00 <Doodle> so yes
54:00 <Skirmish> Oh. Well. Carry on then. 
54:00 <Jimbo> heh picard stopped talking, and left, just after i accused him of driving a van
54:00 <Skirmish> *cough*
54:00 <Jimbo> he does drive a van though
54:00 <johninja> with free candy?
54:00 <Skirmish> I'm sure it's banned from school zones too. Who cares. 
54:00 <Jimbo> nah no candy
54:00 <Serenity> mmm candy
54:00 <johninja> :/
54:00 <TheRiddler> he eats the candy
54:00 <amsy> British^Meat, still waiting on that cat pic
54:00 <Jimbo> just rape
54:00 <British^Meat> yer i was looking for a silly one...
54:00 <johninja> surprise sex
54:00 <British^Meat> i'll just post a cute one
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
55:00 <couleurs> Look, I agree with Picard. 25mbps is enough for my E-Mails!
55:00 <dematerialised> lol Central Queensland with a huge One Nation vote
55:00 <dematerialised> WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> this one will do....
55:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12717868_10154710591323032_3269195828637246672_n.jpg?oh=14f7a44c9b13e95c4f67ca3478032f32&oe=57E96A5C&__gda__=1475803238_b956af083d4c360c12965a609057bf1b
55:00 <TheRiddler> that bat must of made things creepier for movie time
55:00 <Jimbo> my tinder gf wants to screw except i have food poisoning
55:00 <Clarkson> the go jeeze wish he liked sluts
55:00 <Skirmish> Dere takin all our jerbs!
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <johninja> maybe she's into scatplay
55:00 <amsy> illustrated and everything
55:00 <Jimbo> only one way to find out i guess
56:00 <johninja> you brave man
56:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/13321816_10154883434543032_8161617814881870883_n.jpg?oh=27f8acc8dac2af1babe443bd51aa815a&oe=57E87DA4&__gda__=1479758065_68498cbd4a60773cb2d547027caad89d or that one
56:00 <British^Meat> now urs amsy
56:00 <British^Meat> show me your..................................................................................................................................................................cat
56:00 <johninja> are we showin our pussys?
56:00 <amsy> lol ok
56:00 <Doodle> olawd
56:00 <TheRiddler> I expect Jimbo's tinder gf's profile just be pics of someones hand
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Doodle> man hands
56:00 <Doodle> with hair
57:00 <TheRiddler> it was his hand all along
57:00 <Jimbo> TheRiddler, yeah its your hand
57:00 <Jimbo> handsome
57:00 <Doodle> eek
57:00 <johninja> like his current sexual partner
57:00 <TheRiddler> you wish it was my hand
57:00 <Jimbo> dont lie you jerk it
57:00 <Skirmish> You're all on irc. None of you have sex. 
58:00 <johninja> fair point
58:00 <Jimbo> hey skirmish u own a mirror rite?
58:00 <Skirmish> I'm married. That's why I don't have sex. :) 
58:00 <Jimbo> fair
58:00 <Skirmish> #stereotypes
59:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/13521902_505157193012802_6174689048045523970_n.jpg?oh=a9b2791d2fd99aadf2f55cda94599068&oe=57FDC583&__gda__=1475483388_91528b31b9d230364b865e6a7da04693
59:00 <Skirmish> Go on holidays nek week. Going to be so goooood to get away. 
59:00 <Jimbo> i swear hot tinder chicks want losers with no jobs, pets, and lots of money
59:00 <Jimbo> dumb sluts
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