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00:00 <Skirmish> Tram/Train options from the Airport? 
00:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for the info, saves me having to google. 
00:00 <Matthew> nope. a hugely controversial issue.
01:00 <Matthew> I live in Essendon, which is where the 'old' airport used to be (And still operates some local flights) ... I have trams/trains/buses/cabs etc etc all on my doorstep
01:00 <Matthew> but they moved the airport out to Tullamarine years ago now without thinking too hard about transport
01:00 <couleurs> i'm hugely controversial 
02:00 <Skirmish> lol holy hell just run a fare estimate from Tullamarine to South Yarra and it's $108!!!
02:00 <Matthew> lol that's bullshit
03:00 <Matthew> it won't be that expensive
03:00 <Skirmish> That's uber 
03:00 <Matthew> https://www.skybus.com.au/
03:00 <Matthew> click on that and get a bus ticket... cheap
04:00 <Skirmish> I'm hooked on this place in South Yarra and it's under $600 which is a bonus. 
04:00 <Matthew> where are you flying in from?
04:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle
05:00 <Matthew> bring your ultra warm weather gear then (you probably wouldn't even own any living there... bring some extra cash and buy some good stuff down here)
05:00 <Serenity> its newcastle not cairnes lol
06:00 <Matthew> it's still a lot milder there than here this time of year
07:00 <Matthew> people see "melbourne 14C/15C/16C" this time of year... which is usually is... but they don't consider the wind chill which makes it feel about 10C less than that
07:00 <Skirmish> The weather here has been around 5 degrees with wind chill the past 2 weeks so I know what cold is lol
07:00 <Matthew> the worst part is walking into shops/shopping centres/cafes/restaurants who have their heating on like 30C
07:00 <Matthew> no wonder we get sick
07:00 <Zade> last time i caught a taxi to the airport it cost me about 75 bucks 
07:00 <Serenity> fucking christ
08:00 <Zade> i live in prahran 
08:00 <Skirmish> Where is that compared to South Yarra? 
08:00 <Matthew> i reckon $40-50 from tullamarine to middle melbourne
08:00 <Zade> next suburb
09:00 <Skirmish> Maybe just taxi it to the first train station and train it the rest of the way
09:00 <Serenity> why the hell doesnt melbourne run shuttles from the airport to places
09:00 <Serenity> why the hell does perth have these things and not melb
09:00 <Matthew> certain hotels do
10:00 <Serenity> we have free busses from the airport to the city
10:00 <Matthew> i did say the airport transport 'thing' is hugely  controversial here...
10:00 <Skirmish> OooOo the skybus looks swish. 
10:00 <Serenity> then free busses all around the cbd
10:00 <Skirmish> The CBD in Melb is a free tram area I noticed. 
10:00 <Matthew> yes it is
11:00 <Matthew> melbourne is so big these days that the only real 'available' space close to the city they had to build the 'new' (At the time) international airport at tullamarine
11:00 <Matthew> and even that is 30-35km away from CBD
11:00 <Skirmish> So Skybus from the Airport to the CBD should cost me $60 for 3 people and then tram to South Yarra 
11:00 <Matthew> or train to south yarra... or bus...
12:00 <nubbymcnu> sydney they said fuck it all and just built a whole new bunch of land in the ocean for the airport
12:00 <Maurice> We hired a car from Tullamarine for 3 days, was just over 500
12:00 <Matthew> i think kingsford smith is a LOT older than tullamarine
12:00 <Maurice> But we had to drive 2 fucking hours to get to our destination
12:00 <couleurs> take the skybus or book a chauffeur service, it's cheaper than a taxi
13:00 <Matthew> just book the skybus. problem solved.
13:00 <Matthew> then get a $15 cab ride to south yarra when you get off at southern cross
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am not going to hire a car for $500 just to drive to the accomodation and park it for 3 days. 
14:00 <Maurice> Then why are you spending all that money if you're not going anywhere
14:00 <Skirmish> Ethan will only cost me $9 and not $19 woot. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Everywhere we are going we can get public transport to. 
14:00 <Matthew> what are you coming down for?
14:00 <Doodle> POOWONG
14:00 <Skirmish> Our Itinery is Zoo, Planetarium, museums. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Maybe half a day to hang out with Doodle. 
15:00 <Matthew> the Melbourne Museum out at Carlton is amazing... definitely do that...
15:00 <Matthew> avoid the Immigration Museum... 
15:00 <Maurice> Lolll Poowong
15:00 <Doodle> wait when are you going
15:00 <Matthew> it's boring (I know. I have to go every year)
15:00 <Maurice> I so wish I'd gotten a photo of the sign
15:00 <Doodle> lolol
16:00 <President_Trump> Carlton is fantastic place
16:00 <President_Trump> so much history
16:00 <Maurice> And don't expect Doodle to bang you in the chapel at the airport, because it doesn't happen
16:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: November 30 to December 3. 
16:00 <Matthew> fuck off idiot
16:00 <Skirmish> You can wave me goodbye at the airport? 
16:00 <Doodle> ohhh damn
16:00 <Maurice> Doodle is washing his hair on those days
16:00 <Doodle> i'll be on me yacht in the south of france
16:00 <President_Trump> better than slums like Essendon
16:00 <Matthew> oh... here is me talking about bringing warm clothes... and you are coming down then when it will be like 35C
16:00 <Matthew> my bad
16:00 <Skirmish> It's ok if you're scared Doodle. It's natural. I am an imposing person. 
17:00 <Doodle> it wont be 35
17:00 <Serenity> 35 before lunch... pissing down with train and 12 in the arvo
17:00 <Maurice> -35
17:00 <Serenity> typical melbourne weather
17:00 <Serenity> rain too
17:00 <Matthew> it was 39C in late November last year FYI
17:00 <Doodle> it will be nice weather but it wont be sizzling
17:00 <Maurice> I hope you phoned the Vatican to let them know
17:00 <Doodle> yes and the weather is the same every year isnt it
17:00 <Matthew> global warming...
17:00 <Doodle> um
18:00 <Doodle> we're entering an ice age
18:00 <Doodle> possibly
18:00 <Zade> well the weather is the same all year round in ballarat....cold 
18:00 <Serenity> except statisticaly speaking global temps are lower than they were
18:00 <Matthew> umm you live in Ballarat where it's about 25C colder than anywhere else in VIC
18:00 <Matthew> i am closer to the action here
18:00 <Maurice> The ice age :o
18:00 <Maurice> That explains the newest movie
18:00 <Doodle> the blankness of the sun atm may lead to cooler temps for the next 80 years
18:00 <Doodle> its not all firey and burning
18:00 <Matthew> you talking about Melbourne weather is like somebody in Albany talking about Perth's weather
19:00 <Matthew> or somebody in Katoomba talking about Sydney
19:00 <Doodle> who
19:00 <Serenity> i dont want fucking cooler temps
19:00 <Serenity> i want fire and brimstone and it better get fucking hot very fucking quickly
19:00 <Skirmish> Melbourne to South Yarra is only $35 for Black so that might be the easy option once we jump off the skybus. 
19:00 <Doodle> for black what
19:00 <Doodle> slaves?
20:00 <Zade> what part of south yarra?
20:00 <Serenity> i dnt think youre allowed slaves anymore man
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Skirmish> Nicer/larger cars I believe the Black service is. 
20:00 <Doodle> shit
20:00 <Clarkson> vs. trying to put down ircers who have jobs and shit i crave
20:00 <Doodle> so a v6 statesman
20:00 <Tim-Sim> We call them servants these days
20:00 <Doodle> thats what u will get
20:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Yeah. Uber X is where pops shows up in the Corolla with a knitted parcel shelf blanket and that's only $15. 
21:00 <Matthew> what hotel are you staying in?
21:00 <Doodle> stinking of farts
21:00 <Doodle> what room?
21:00 <Matthew> oh Doodle, stop seriously
21:00 <Skirmish> Staying in an apartment block. Booking via airbnb. 
21:00 <Doodle> what time will ur wife be there on her own?
21:00 <Matthew> it's a genuine question
21:00 <Doodle> lol i'm just joking jeez m8
21:00 <Doodle> chill out
22:00 <Matthew> you should stay at Crown or Hilton On South Wharf
22:00 <Maurice> He's not willing to spring on a hire car, he's not staying at Crown lol
22:00 <Doodle> lol ye
22:00 <Matthew> why not... you have a few months to save up if dollars are tight in your household... you should lash out on holidays
22:00 <Maurice> Happy holiday kid! Now get on the bus
23:00 <Skirmish> The car would be a great idea if I wanted to drive. I just think it would be a better idea if I didn't. So much public transport might as well use it. 
23:00 <Doodle> well
23:00 <Doodle> have you seen in the news
23:00 <Doodle> what melbournes public transport is like
23:00 <Skirmish> I will yell at an ehtnic person and get put on the news
23:00 <Maurice> My bro in law drives a train there
23:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't be getting on one
23:00 <Doodle> you wont be going anywhere
23:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Matthew> i am staying at langham in HK
24:00 <Doodle> it will get hot and the trains will all be cancelled
24:00 <couleurs> hit up Pieter, he'll hook ya up with a cheap place
24:00 <Doodle> 'the rails are bent from the heat'
24:00 <Maurice> When my bro in law was here he reckons our trains and train system are way better than VIC
24:00 <Maurice> So now I'm wondering just how shit they are over there
24:00 <Clarkson> ima d/l 80 titt pics
24:00 <Maurice> Coz they're not that great here
24:00 <Matthew> Perth transport is way better
24:00 <Doodle> a dwarf with a rickshaw is better than vic's pt Maurice
25:00 <Maurice> Lol
25:00 <Matthew> that's what happens when you are servicing 20% of the population of the other place
25:00 <Maurice> Damn, I want to see that
25:00 <Maurice> The dwarf and rickshaw that is
25:00 <Doodle> what about a giant with a tuk tuk
25:00 <couleurs> Ah Yes, Melbourne's High Speed Train Network in 2016. 
25:00 <Maurice> Have you got a tuk tuk?
25:00 <British^Meat> https://media.giphy.com/media/9rBl8Ym5lCeIw/giphy.gif
25:00 <Doodle> sure if you nibble me ear
25:00 <couleurs> shitters clogged
25:00 <Maurice> Deal
25:00 <Doodle> ;)
26:00 <Doodle> LOL British^Meat
26:00 <Doodle> MMhMMM
26:00 <Matthew> Doodle, come to HK with us
26:00 <Skirmish> I am trying to work out what the unit block is called but it doesn't give addresses until you book. 
26:00 <Doodle> what am i going to do in hk
27:00 <Matthew> shop, dine, go on the cable car
27:00 <Matthew> it will be fun
27:00 <couleurs> Drugs.
27:00 <Matthew> oh.. and drink
27:00 <Doodle> i dont really drink
27:00 <Doodle> i dont like shopping
27:00 <Matthew> and go to southern China's most amazing beaches
27:00 <Maurice> Doodle it's probably best if you stay home
27:00 <Matthew> fuck Doodle... do you DO anything?
27:00 <Matthew> dont drink
27:00 <Matthew> dont shop
27:00 <Matthew> ffs
27:00 <Doodle> lol i'll be neck deep in uni work at the end of november anyway
27:00 <Maurice> He's old, us old people do fuck all
27:00 <Matthew> do you breathe?
28:00 <Doodle> uh
28:00 <couleurs> ok i'll come Matthew 
28:00 <Maurice> We just sit under our crochet blankies
28:00 <Doodle> there is more to life than drinking and shopping
28:00 <Doodle> like wanking
28:00 <Matthew> yes.. like IRC...
28:00 <Maurice> JEEVES, BRING ME MY SLIPPERS AND PIPE
28:00 <Doodle> did u judt have a go at me for being on irc
28:00 <Doodle> *just
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
28:00 <Maurice> IRC Logic
28:00 <Matthew> NO
28:00 <Matthew> i did NOT
28:00 <Matthew> you misinterpreted
29:00 <Doodle> oh
29:00 <Doodle> .
29:00 <Matthew> btw couleurs... the sexual tension between us has been quite evident tonight
29:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure how you could misinterpret that lol
29:00 <Matthew> so I will keep you in mind for HK
29:00 <Doodle> D:
29:00 <Maurice> Especially with the added ...
29:00 <couleurs> D:
29:00 <Doodle> back off couleurs he's my bird do u want to fight about it
29:00 <Matthew> if me and the man have a fight before saturday (likely), i will keep you in mind
29:00 <Maurice> Righto, gonna go freeze my nipples off while I move my car
29:00 <Maurice> Brb
29:00 <Doodle> lol ok
30:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed I'm not murdered during the process
30:00 <Maurice> A little molestation is ok though
30:00 <Doodle> what about a lot
30:00 <Matthew> bye Zade... thanks for your help
30:00 <Maurice> Hey man, when I'm tied up, I don't have a say
30:00 <Doodle> woooooooooo
30:00 <Doodle> i wonder if i remembered to put my car away
31:00 <Matthew> yes i wonder
31:00 <Doodle> dont u take that tone with me
31:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: It's on the corner of St Kilda Rd and Leopold St
31:00 <Matthew> how dare you
31:00 <Doodle> HOW VERY DARE U
31:00 <Skirmish> Found it on google maps. 
32:00 <Matthew> yeah sorry Skirmish... sorry for having the absolute gall to ask where you were staying before having my head bitten off
32:00 <Skirmish> lol they are just stirring you up, plus the apartment is secure so nobody is getting in :D 
33:00 <Doodle> lol nobody bit your head off
33:00 <Doodle> fuck you can be a drama queen sometimes
33:00 <Matthew> the way some are carrying on you would expect me to camp outside your accommodation with a large sign saying "WHERE IS SKIRMISH?"
34:00 <Doodle> i refer to my earlier statement
34:00 <President_Trump> jack watts
34:00 <Matthew> sorry I /clear my screen
34:00 <Doodle> [20:45] <Doodle> the only funny bone Matthew has in his body doesnt belong to him
34:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: I would crack up if that happened and then quietly walk away. 
34:00 <Matthew> to avoid dumb comments
34:00 <Matthew> like now
34:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish is right, Matthew is wrong
35:00 <Maurice> I think I burnt my eyeballs with my car heater
35:00 <Doodle> mm
35:00 <Matthew> President_Trump, all you have done all evening is try and stir trouble with me... like you do every other time I log on
35:00 <Matthew> you are a waste of oxygen and time using my fingers on the keyboard... leave me alone
35:00 <Skirmish> http://beck.com.au/portfolio/leopold/   <--- This. 
35:00 <Maurice> [20:45] <Doodle> the only funny bone Matthew has in his body doesnt belong to him
35:00 <Maurice> LOL
36:00 <Doodle> dont laugh
36:00 <Doodle> its not funny
36:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry
36:00 <Maurice> Stop biting my head off
36:00 <Matthew> yeah... just some 5 star comedic gold there from Doodle...
36:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't say 5
36:00 <Maurice> Maybe 4.3
36:00 <Doodle> generous
36:00 <Matthew> in his eyes, it's a 5 ... having a go at me and having insinuations of gay sex at the same time, so it's a real winner
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
37:00 <Maurice> Jesus
37:00 <Doodle> GET OVA URSELF
37:00 <Maurice> You'd give the Queen a run for her money with that prudish attitude
37:00 <Maurice> Actually, she's probably not as uptight
37:00 <Maurice> But probably tighter
37:00 <couleurs> hehe i get it, his funny bone is someone's penis
37:00 <couleurs> 5/5
37:00 <Matthew> I am very emotional at the moment... it's a big week
37:00 <Doodle> 10 mins ago you were inviting me to hong kong u fucking melodramatic fuckface
37:00 <Matthew> umm EXCUSE ME
37:00 <Doodle> oh boo fucking hoo you're emotional
37:00 <Doodle> go suck a cock
37:00 <Matthew> what did you just call me...
37:00 <Maurice> Shark week?
37:00 <Clarkson> shut the fuck up tarantula
37:00 <Serenity> do you have your boy period Matthew
38:00 <Serenity> its ok hunny eat some tim tams
38:00 <Maurice> Lol snap, Serenity
38:00 <Serenity> my 11 year old also has pms this week
38:00 <Matthew> i do and things like "fucking melodramatic fuckface" and "go suck a cock" are really unnecessary and hurtful
38:00 <Doodle> srsly i try to be nice to you but you're a hypersensitive spastic Matthew
38:00 <Doodle> fuck off
38:00 <Matthew> you clearly cannot read between the lines... I am not causing a fight with you or trying to start one
39:00 <Matthew> I am just being a douchebag
39:00 <Maurice> Fucks sake, maybe you should log off if that offends you
39:00 <Maurice> I'm told to suck a cock often and I don't cry over it
39:00 <Maurice> I just take a deep breath and inhale it..
39:00 <Matthew> I am not crying over it
39:00 <Matthew> you cannot see my reaction sitting here
40:00 <Serenity> and by inhale it she really does mean the cock
40:00 <Clarkson> [12:48:17] fuck off you junky
40:00 <Maurice> I really do
41:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: What is Port Melbourne like? 
41:00 <Maurice> Although I don't want to see dick for as long as I live
41:00 <Matthew> I will be having a busy week with cock next week... I need to prepare
41:00 <Clarkson> holy shit she's worse then me
41:00 <Matthew> and not chinese cock either!!!
41:00 <Serenity> what a lie
41:00 <Maurice> The last day and a half has been a fuck fest, my thighs and general pelvis area hurt
41:00 <Matthew> I love Port Melbourne... purely because it's the first place my Nan and Pop lived in when they arrived from UK
41:00 <Maurice> It reminds me that I'm old and porn sex isn't always great
41:00 <Matthew> it's a great location and the pubs there are great
41:00 <Serenity> roflll
42:00 <Serenity> looks like fifo is great for the sex life
42:00 <Maurice> I have bruises everywhere
42:00 <Maurice> Worth it
42:00 <Serenity> goodness
43:00 <Matthew> how salacious 
44:00 <Skirmish> https://www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/8229846?wl_source=list&wl_id=114454551&role=owner&check_in=2016-11-30&check_out=2016-12-03&guests=3   <----- This is one of the options Matthew. 
45:00 <Matthew> all I see is a Google Doc of text I cannot comprehend
45:00 <Skirmish> Don't worry then
46:00 <Matthew> I am sure Doodle will be a better help than I, anyway
46:00 <Doodle> wut
46:00 <Matthew> I am too busy sucking cock and being a melodramatic fuckface to help
46:00 <Maurice> He's got a point, Doodle
47:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
47:00 <Doodle> are your arms flailing right now Matthew
47:00 <Doodle> by any chance
47:00 <Matthew> yes they are lol
47:00 <Matthew> in DRAMATIC movements
47:00 <President_Trump> lol port melbourne is a hole
48:00 <Matthew> have you added anything to the conversation at all tonight, President_Trump? Besides being critical of absolutely idea or comment I've made...
48:00 <Matthew> absolutely every*
48:00 <couleurs> https://i.redd.it/6o0k2vgag66x.jpg
48:00 <couleurs> #rekt
49:00 <Matthew> welcome to kinda_boringmale, I hope your stay here is an EXCITING one for you
49:00 <President_Trump> ive only read about 2% of whats been written and from what ive read of yours everything has not been accurate
49:00 <Matthew> well your opinion hasn't been asked. I've lived here for most of my life, don't need second hand information from you.
50:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13533291_1723213147934375_2763522017139370644_n.jpg?oh=bd862114dd0008f4b5e72be485805549&oe=57ED8A34&__gda__=1475709669_622df1eafc612b970ff7927e72271521
50:00 <Maurice> I'd have to go 5) All of the above
50:00 <Doodle> ehehee
50:00 <Matthew> probably 4 but I would choose the person
51:00 <Matthew> not the one in the image
51:00 <Doodle> Maurice is a receiver of swollen goods
51:00 <Maurice> Dats wuuuude
51:00 <President_Trump> port melbourne and essendon are the worst places in melbourne
51:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Matthew> oh yes... and let me guess, you're saying that without a hint of bias, aren't you? I mean... knowing that my family and I live in both locations and to then slag them off...
52:00 <Matthew> not to mention one is my sporting team
52:00 <Maurice> Someone needs to get Matthew a hot water bottle for his cramps and some chocolate
53:00 <Maurice> Maybe a copy of The Notebook
53:00 <Matthew> not necessary. I just cannot tolerate President_Trump a second longer. Ignore option.
53:00 <Matthew> Doodle, I hope you can take back some of your comments though... because I think you crossed the 'joke' line and were genuinely serious which surprises me
53:00 <Serenity> to be fair President_Trump is justbeing a shit stirring cunt
53:00 <Clarkson> You fucking love it aye
53:00 <Serenity> and he has been all day
54:00 <Doodle> i'm always serious
54:00 <Matthew> he is an obnoxious turd... I cannot stand him
54:00 <President_Trump> you support port melbourne? does gary aryes still coach them?
09:00 <Loof> wot! mel was z-lined?
14:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:00 <Skirmish> Holy hell it's 1:30. So many hours lost. 
24:00 <Maurice> Is not
51:00 <Floss> Cunt flaps
51:00 <Floss> Srsly
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> ?
51:00 <faux> helllooo
01:00 <emuls> hellllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo
15:00 <faux> hi Matthew 
16:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the fine faux
18:00 <faux> how you feeling
18:00 <Matthew> simply sensational now, back to normal ... how are you?
19:00 <faux> pretty good thanks
20:00 <faux> was in a bit of a funk yesti
20:00 <faux> feeling better today
21:00 <Matthew> improvement
23:00 <faux> oui
24:00 <faux> also hungry
24:00 <faux> whats for lunch
26:00 <Matthew> I only got up about an hour ago... so it's technically 'breakfast' but maybe brunch...
27:00 <Matthew> I need to pack but cbf
36:00 <faux> where you going
47:00 <Matthew> hong kong on saturday
02:00 <dematerialised> good morning homos
12:00 <faux> hi
56:00 <Doodle> wow the girl at the local radio station is a total bitch
56:00 <Doodle> i call up for info on advertising with them and she obv cbf
56:00 <Matthew> sounds like a melodramatic bitch who loves to suck cock
57:00 <Doodle> thats exactly what i thought
58:00 <Matthew> :o
00:00 <kelly19> hehe
02:00 <Doodle> hailing like a bitch atm
03:00 <Matthew> good. it will be here soon hopefully.
11:00 <faux> ye
12:00 <Doodle> ye
12:00 <Doodle> hi
13:00 <faux> hi
13:00 <Doodle> whats happening
14:00 <faux> nomuch
14:00 <faux> drinking tea eating cheezels
14:00 <faux> watching young and hungry 
14:00 <faux> n u
14:00 <Doodle> oic
14:00 <Doodle> doin me advertising
14:00 <faux> fun
14:00 <Doodle> ye i just wrote an ad
14:00 <Doodle> it was fun
15:00 <faux> xan i c
15:00 <faux> also
15:00 <faux> gimme hugs pls
15:00 <dematerialised> xu ken
16:00 <Doodle> i'll pmu
16:00 <faux> hot
17:00 <zaim> http://imgur.com/uOlQYnh
17:00 <dematerialised> i wonder what sex with her is like
18:00 <faux> brilliant
18:00 <dematerialised> probably
19:00 <faux> ohi thought u meant me
19:00 <dematerialised> :3
19:00 <Doodle> i wonder what sex with faux would be like
19:00 <Doodle> often
19:00 <Doodle> on my own
19:00 <Doodle> in the dark
19:00 <dematerialised> under the doona
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ellie Goulding - Under The Sheets (Jakwob Remix).mp3 (13.08MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:17)
19:00 <faux> hehe
20:00 <faux> hng
20:00 <Doodle> why mr beauregarde
20:00 <Doodle> i do declare
20:00 <faux> oh ok
21:00 <faux> ye
22:00 <faux> watching will and grace
22:00 <dematerialised> i need to find a torrent site dedicated to music
22:00 <faux> its weird lookinh at the people they find hot
22:00 <faux> so ugly 
22:00 <Doodle> ugly people need love too
22:00 <faux> do they
22:00 <Doodle> ye and a paper bag
23:00 <faux> 2
23:00 <faux> in case one breaks
23:00 <faux> lol i love Karen in this show
23:00 <Doodle> double bag dat shee-it
24:00 <faux> HONEY SORRY I WAS LATE MY DRIVER HIT A PEDESTRIAN 
24:00 <faux> is he ok?
24:00 <faux> YEAH HES A LITTLE RATTLED BUT HE ALWAYS GETS LIKE TAT WHEN HE HITS SOMEONE
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <Doodle> heheee
25:00 <Doodle> fkn hell i'm gonna have to go get a copy of this newspaper cos they dont have their submission format on their website
25:00 <Doodle> does anyone know how to do a business these days
25:00 <dematerialised> i know how to do robberies
26:00 <Doodle> handy but not what i need atm
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <Doodle> i mean
26:00 <Doodle> i need a handy atm
26:00 <faux> thought u always need a handy
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
26:00 <Doodle> u know me so well
26:00 <faux> ye
27:00 <faux> jdl ucpxsnsmsms
27:00 <Doodle> bless you
27:00 <faux> i need hugs
27:00 <faux> wanna go smoosh me neighbours dog
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <faux> tt
27:00 <faux> ty
27:00 <Doodle> i need a human hot water bottle
27:00 <Doodle> to writhe around on
27:00 <faux> o
27:00 <Doodle> love that word
28:00 <Doodle> love a good writhing
28:00 <faux> SO WHATS COOKING AVERAGE LOOKING
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin'.mp3 (3.93MB 192kbps Stereo 2:51)
28:00 <Doodle> ;)
28:00 <faux> hehheeee
28:00 <faux> jack
28:00 <faux> love him
28:00 <faux> ok
28:00 <faux> my glasses are getting really annoying
28:00 <faux> they keep sliding off me face
29:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/tQPBWrx.jpg?1
29:00 <Doodle> want 2 come and slide off my face 
29:00 <faux> yws
29:00 <faux> e
29:00 <faux> hng
29:00 <Doodle> eee
29:00 <Doodle> i better shave
29:00 <faux> pls
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> dont want rug burn
30:00 <Doodle> me either
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tim Finn - Fraction Too Much Friction.mp3 (3.81MB 128kbps Stereo 4:09)
30:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> i want tim tams
31:00 <Doodle> brb
31:00 <dematerialised> i ate them all
31:00 <dematerialised> you aren't invited to the tim tam party
31:00 <faux> oh
31:00 <faux> ok
31:00 <dematerialised> sorry
32:00 <Matthew> Bettina
38:00 <Doodle> yes
38:00 <Doodle> lud
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 4 Non Blondes - What's Up.mp3 (6.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:07)
39:00 <dematerialised> the day is lud
55:00 <zaim> MARGE
56:00 <zaim> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml#skip
56:00 <Matthew> yes they are
58:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
03:00 <faux> hi
11:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to TheRidder faux & Doodle
11:00 <Matthew> TheRiddler *
11:00 <faux> hey
14:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
16:00 <President_Trump> good afternoon Matthew
17:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy
20:00 <Loof> flu sucks
27:00 <Matthew> hello to TheRon
28:00 <TheRon> flipping cold aint it
30:00 <TheRon> so cold my nipples could slice dice and julienne vegetables
32:00 <Matthew> it's winter tbh
33:00 <TheRon> 4 degrees here
37:00 <faux> eep
37:00 <TheRon> nooch
38:00 <Matthew> in the tropical metropolis of Ballarat
40:00 <TheRon> ballarat was warmer than melbourne yesterday
40:00 <dematerialised> my groin is pretty warm at the moment
45:00 <Matthew> http://www.bom.gov.au/climate/dwo/IDCJDW3033.latest.shtml
45:00 <Matthew> &
46:00 <Matthew> http://www.bom.gov.au/climate/dwo/IDCJDW3005.latest.shtml
46:00 <Matthew> looks to me like Melbourne was 4.8C warmer than Ballarat yesterday...
47:00 <dematerialised> thanks janet
47:00 <Matthew> no worries, Cecil
55:00 <Doodle> 6 degrees all fkn day
55:00 <Doodle> i'm making super hot tacos later to warm up
56:00 <Doodle> whole jar of chilli i think
56:00 <dematerialised> man my local place charges like 5 buck for one taco
56:00 <Doodle> i'll make u one for $4
56:00 <dematerialised> deal
57:00 <Doodle> me cat is on the kitchen bench staring at me
57:00 <Doodle> daring me to shoo him off it
57:00 <Doodle> 'wat u guna do cunt'
04:00 <Matthew> out of control pussy
05:00 <faux> ehe
05:00 <Doodle> i wish
06:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/Sd18Rpn.jpg
07:00 <Doodle> loooool
11:00 <TheRon> SNOOP!
13:00 <Matthew> nothinggg else comparesss...
14:00 <Floss> Just did some bitchin nails
21:00 <couleurs> G'Day
34:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810FWtKnH-o
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner - Epic Rap Battles of History - Season 5 Views: 475,405 Uploader: ERB Uploaded: Jun 30, 2016 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 3.90
34:00 <TheRiddler> hi couleurs
35:00 <couleurs> Keep Your Eyes Out 4 a Bargain... Car City!!!!!!!!
37:00 <zaim> come see what we
37:00 <zaim> 've
37:00 <zaim> got
37:00 <zaim> from sluts to cunts, we've got the lot!
38:00 <couleurs> :o
39:00 <couleurs> bit cheeky m8
39:00 <couleurs> ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <zaim> totes hurt
40:00 <zaim> good
40:00 <zaim> deserved it
40:00 <couleurs> hi robet where u bean
40:00 <zaim> for being so cheeky
41:00 <couleurs> HeHEhe
43:00 <robot> hi
43:00 <robot> i bean @ work
44:00 <couleurs> me 2
45:00 <robot> what i didnt see u ther
46:00 <Matthew> urgh
46:00 <couleurs> ...ok
47:00 <TheRon> essendon $21, put the house on it
47:00 <TheRon> gamble responsibly
49:00 <couleurs> thank's
49:00 <Matthew> West Coast by 20 goals
50:00 <Matthew> 26 to 6
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13533146_1017032728422146_8429851779146691016_n.jpg?oh=a934e7b069e21b351e5bc1d34d62e9a0&oe=57F0913C
51:00 <TheRiddler> for Matthew
51:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <TheRon> i forgot it was on until this arvo
52:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't realise it was on either
53:00 <TheRon> has 7 handpassed this to fox?
54:00 <Matthew> 26.16.172 to 6.14.50
55:00 <Matthew> the flat track bullies will be out in force tonight
55:00 <TheRon> i'm addicted to pad thai atm
55:00 <TheRon> love it
17:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
24:00 <TheRon> don't go chasing waterfalls
24:00 <zaim> i'd chase it.
24:00 <dematerialised> i had a girlfriend named waterfall once
25:00 <TheRon> hippies for parents?
25:00 <dematerialised> dunno, met her at the strip cluub
26:00 <TheRon> stick a 20 down her undies?
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah, you don't get that kind of value these days
26:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
26:00 <dematerialised> thanks to inflation
26:00 <TheRon> only profession where you get paid by ppl putting 20's down the undies
27:00 <Peregrinus> 20's.. thats optimistic
27:00 <TheRon> mind you with all the lobby groups i reckon pollies get paid that way
28:00 <robot> dont go chasing parked cars
29:00 <TheRon> i heard the term Broni for the first time today
30:00 <robot> brony
30:00 <robot> lol ye
30:00 <TheRon> something to do with 8yo boys?
30:00 <robot> my little pony bros
30:00 <TheRon> still not quite sure what it means
31:00 <robot> dudes who like 'MLP'
31:00 <robot> -- my little pony
31:00 <TheRon> that works
32:00 <robot> https://static2.stuff.co.nz/1401757170/009/10114009.jpg
32:00 <Matthew> it's murder on the dancefloor
32:00 <TheRon> i sthat you robot ?
35:00 <TheRon> what a fool belives he ses
36:00 <TheRon> the wise man has the power to reason away
41:00 <couleurs> *sip*
41:00 <TheRon> iceland ftw!
41:00 <couleurs> Woo Hoo Yea!!!!!!!!
42:00 <TheRon> england are SAWFT!
44:00 <couleurs> :)
47:00 <Matthew> ive,.. been... thinkinggg about youuu
47:00 <TheRon> london beat
47:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - keep the faith
48:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/0efr
49:00 <TheRon> you know how liverppol has that never walk alone song? is BvB's Links by rammstein?
50:00 <couleurs> no, they sing it too
50:00 <TheRon> bit weak
50:00 <couleurs> it's out of respect for the fans who died...
51:00 <TheRon> len's 99 futfballons?
52:00 <couleurs> ok
52:00 <TheRon> listenign to ozzy osbourne - gets me thru
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
56:00 <Matthew> balmoral
00:00 <TheRon> i semlt it
00:00 <TheRon> i smelt it
01:00 <dematerialised> then accordingly, you have dealt it
01:00 <TheRiddler> crackers n cheese
02:00 <TheRon> nah i jus smelt the fuckwit
02:00 <TheRiddler> was meant to go to this dating skills workshop tonight
02:00 <dematerialised> dont go dating TheRiddler, just stay single and miserable like me
02:00 <dematerialised> its much better
03:00 <TheRon> wuthering heights, great song
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
06:00 <TheRiddler> you cant use that word it's our word
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah fuckoff you downer, stop being a parasite on our economy
08:00 <Doodle> dating skills workshop
08:00 <Doodle> is that what they call it these days
08:00 <TheRon> the brothel?
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> the swingers club
16:00 <TheRon> the spearmint rhino?>
16:00 <Serenity> lol im reading the got books n every time i read sansa i laugh
17:00 <TheRon> sans pants books??
18:00 <TheRon> the julie bishop death stare?
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'll probably get the audio book
19:00 <TheRiddler> s
21:00 <TheRon> the 50 shades of grey audio book, is it an actual bogan or is like a normal personj
22:00 <Serenity> why would it be a bogan? the author is english
22:00 <robot> ye thats me ron
22:00 <TheRon> but she writes like a bogan
22:00 <TropicalStormTaco> HAPPY EOFY 2 U ALL OK!!!!1
22:00 <MrMark> i dont need a lover i just need TheRon!
22:00 <robot> heh
22:00 <TheRon> MrMark: a little gay
22:00 <MrMark> :P
22:00 <MrMark> Texas
23:00 <MrMark> Texas from Scotland
23:00 <MrMark> oche aye
23:00 <TheRon> i know
23:00 <Serenity> have you read the books ron?
23:00 <TheRon> alanis morisette - you oughta know
23:00 <TheRiddler> thought the author lived in sydney
23:00 <TheRon> nope, i knoe ppl who have
23:00 <MrMark> ooooooooooooooo Alanis
24:00 <MrMark> i love Alanis that wacky crazy Canadian
24:00 <Serenity> so dont comment unless youve read them
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh nvm
24:00 <TheRiddler> phew
24:00 <TheRon> but my mum teaches writing and editing
25:00 <robot> hello Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> heya robutt
25:00 <robot> dats me
25:00 <dematerialised> hello robot remember me?
25:00 <TheRiddler> buttbot
25:00 <TheRon> the books are in a very poor english
25:00 <robot> hi dematerialised ye
25:00 <Serenity> of all the things wrong with those books theres nothing bogan about them
25:00 <robot> riddo
26:00 <TheRiddler> I think you mean cockney
26:00 <robot> bocockney
26:00 <Serenity> i dont think he means cockney at all
26:00 <dematerialised> no it just makes you a nerd
26:00 <TheRiddler> also
27:00 <Serenity> cockney isnt just an english word for bogan
27:00 <TheRiddler> ew I just saw a picture of the author
27:00 <Matthew> Dodi Al Fayed
27:00 <robot> ne1 cookin meth 2nite
27:00 <Serenity> ye
27:00 <robot> jesse get saul
27:00 <Serenity> me
28:00 <robot> awesome
28:00 <TheRon> i'll give it a crack
28:00 <Serenity> feedin it to me rabbit
28:00 <faux> hi
28:00 <Serenity> o/
28:00 <robot> 1r trade a reflux condenser 4 a 5,000 millilitre round bottom boiling flask
28:00 <faux> how u sez
28:00 <robot> hey faux
28:00 <faux> hey
29:00 <Serenity> pre good, you?
29:00 <TheRon> MrMark: the sidewinder sleeps tonight
29:00 <faux> eh
29:00 <faux> just cried in trh shower  i feel better
29:00 <Serenity> aw :(
29:00 <Serenity> r u ok
30:00 <robot> y u cring
30:00 <robot> faux smadda
30:00 <faux> idk wwwwwhy i feel like shit
30:00 <robot> o
30:00 <faux> im so angry and spooky 
30:00 <faux> sooky
30:00 <faux> also spooky
30:00 <Serenity> im so so sorry but that made me laugh
31:00 <faux> i was cooking dinner and got dizzy and voms
31:00 <faux> d
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> its k
31:00 <robot> did it do u a laughter Serenity
31:00 <Serenity> i just imagined a relly angry person walking around like woOoOoOo like a ghost
31:00 <Serenity> it did me a giggle for sure
31:00 <faux> stop doin me a frighte 
31:00 <faux> n
32:00 <Serenity> i laughed for way too long at that
32:00 <faux> gimme some laughter
32:00 <faux> holy dicks im frozen 
32:00 <faux> me hairs wet and feels like ice on me head
32:00 <Serenity> i just put me heater on
33:00 <faux> and me hairdryers broken
33:00 <TheRon> i like bruce banner more than bruce jenner
33:00 <MrMark> tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
33:00 <faux> i could put me head in front of me heater but knowin my luck ill set meself on fire
33:00 <faux> im special like that 
33:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <faux> im shivering from INSIDE my tummy lmao like you know that intense coldnesss
34:00 <faux> think its time 4 heater
34:00 <Serenity> oh yucks
34:00 <Serenity> put it on
34:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <faux> will
34:00 <dematerialised> faux needs cuddles
34:00 <faux> yes pls
34:00 <faux> i could do w squishy hugs
34:00 <dematerialised> :)
34:00 <faux> ehe
34:00 <robot> stacks onnnnnnnnnnnn
34:00 <faux> ow
35:00 <TheRon> boob hugs?
35:00 <Matthew> TheRon
35:00 <faux> my friend was telling me today she eats 8 weetbix for breakfast 
35:00 <faux> with 2 cut up bananas
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> nice
35:00 <robot> does she exercise a lot
35:00 <faux> i was like how u do dis
36:00 <faux> um not a lot
36:00 <faux> couple times a week
36:00 <faux> shes tiny as well
36:00 <robot> i used to eat that much when i was runnin me bum off
36:00 <faux> not a big girl 
36:00 <faux> she says cos she has breakfast early at around 6
36:00 <Matthew> bums, boobies and willies
36:00 <faux> it keeps her going til lunch
36:00 <TheRiddler> sounds about right
37:00 <TheRiddler> pics of friend
37:00 <faux> no ok
37:00 <TheRiddler> is she shorter than you?
37:00 <faux> no
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh
37:00 <faux> no one is shorter than me
37:00 <robot> is she taller than u
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <MrMark> TheRon............thought id died and gone to heaven
37:00 <faux> ye
37:00 <robot> o
37:00 <TheRiddler> how tall
37:00 <faux> shes like 165 i thonk
38:00 <robot> how tall are you faux?
38:00 <TheRiddler> so about 5'3
38:00 <faux> 156cm
38:00 <robot> k
38:00 <faux> dont u k me
38:00 <MrMark> k
38:00 <robot> ur not my mom
38:00 <robot> u cant tell m what 2 do
38:00 <Matthew> TheRon is wrong
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <TheRon> MrMark: philadelphia freedom
39:00 <faux> ..
39:00 <robotsrealmom> oh
39:00 <faux> :)
39:00 <robotsrealmom> yw
39:00 <robotsrealmom> ye
39:00 <robot> i dont remember it
39:00 <robotsrealmom> its k
39:00 <robotsrealmom> i wouldnt have given it to u if i dint teust u
39:00 <robot> if i wanted it i would have 2 go back in time in me diary
39:00 <robotsrealmom> trust 
39:00 <robot> teust
40:00 <robotsrealmom> stfu
40:00 <robot> what u sayin u dont teust me
40:00 <TheRon> i wouldn
40:00 <robott> hi everyone 
40:00 <robott> its me.robot
40:00 <retard> hehehe
40:00 <retard> hi rbot
40:00 <retard> robutt
40:00 <robot> hi tardface
41:00 <retard> my have u gotten sexier 2day
41:00 <TheRon> the is retired
41:00 <TheRiddler> the series mr robot is about robot's life
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai buttmelia
42:00 <retard> ye
42:00 <robot> hi imelia
42:00 <Matthew> good evening to the aristocratic amelia
42:00 <robot> its me robot 
42:00 <amelia> alohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fwends
42:00 <faux> hi amelia
42:00 <TheRiddler> ipone
42:00 <robot> lolll
42:00 <dematerialised> hello the love of my irc life and the object of my e-affection @ amelia
42:00 <amelia> o gosh lucky you said so cos i would not haf known
42:00 <robot> phew
42:00 <TheRiddler> inb4 killed
42:00 <amelia> hai chweesteenas
42:00 <Matthew> what a sparkling welcome for amelia
42:00 <robot> hi
42:00 <faux> itsnamelia
42:00 <robot> i mean
42:00 <robot> wait no
42:00 <robot> imrobkt
42:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demat da irc boy i luff to lead on xx
43:00 <dematerialised> xxox
43:00 <amelia> xoxo
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <robot> how many licks does it take til u get to the centre of the uuuuhhh
43:00 <robot> wait this isnt google
43:00 <amelia> of your universeeeeeee
43:00 <faux> stfu robot smd
43:00 <TheRiddler> that's dirty
43:00 <robot> gersen
43:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <robot> GERRRRSEN
43:00 <faux> GeRSeN.
44:00 <faux> i need2p
44:00 <faux> burrrrp
44:00 <robot> eheh
44:00 <TheRon> love me love say that you love me, foole me fooll me
44:00 <robot> ok im done
44:00 <faux> k
45:00 <faux> phew
45:00 <faux> some normalcy
45:00 <robot> that was hard work bein u
45:00 <faux> o rly
45:00 <robot> i had to fite the boys off with a stick
45:00 <faux> being ucame easy
45:00 <faux> me 2
45:00 <robot> :P
45:00 <faux> couleurs kept pmin me 4 nudes
45:00 <robot> did u get ne bk
45:00 <faux> CHeeKY
45:00 <faux> no
46:00 <couleurs> huh
46:00 <TheRon> my arse crack i bet
47:00 <faux> still waitint on ur bum crack gus
49:00 <TheRon> i try to say goodbye and i choje, walk away and i stumble
49:00 <TheRiddler> gas crack
49:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <faux> :p
50:00 <faux> lol that song
50:00 <TheRon> just like homer blocking the nuclear reactor with his arse
50:00 <faux> i used to think she said
50:00 <faux> i wear goggles when u are not near
50:00 <TheRon> for once i'd be preventing the release of toxic gas
51:00 <Loof> bart said it
51:00 <TheRon> eh sure did
51:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is that noise
52:00 <TheRon> all the boys in town'
54:00 <MrMark> divynals
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <MrMark> woot!!
54:00 <MrMark> Chrissie RIP
54:00 <TheRon> too much too young
54:00 <faux> anelia
54:00 <faux> amelia *
55:00 <amelia> ?
55:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1156701024361090&id=129645703733299
55:00 <TheRiddler> are the eagles trying to drum up a crowd by doing a walk of the premier players 
55:00 <TheRiddler> ?
55:00 <TheRon> i touch myself?
55:00 <Matthew> WCE by 122
56:00 <TheRon> west coast by a shitload
56:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAHA
56:00 <amelia> dat is adorable
56:00 <MrMark> she thinks of her precious time.....theres noone she leaves behind that could change her mind
56:00 <amelia> i wish puppy sang wif me when i sing @ her, she jus stares @ me weirdly
57:00 <Matthew> I LOVE PUPPIES
58:00 <amelia> ME3
58:00 <TheRon> don't we all
58:00 <Matthew> i hate cats though
58:00 <TheRon> puppies is breasts right?
58:00 <amelia> yah cats are annoying
58:00 <MrMark> norks
58:00 <MrMark> boobs
58:00 <MrMark> jugs
58:00 <MrMark> funbags
58:00 <amelia> ttz
58:00 <MrMark> melons
58:00 <amelia> tata'z
59:00 <Kelevra> beasticles
59:00 <Kelevra> breasticles even
59:00 <TheRon> fiona apple - criminal
59:00 <MrMark> manic monday
00:00 <TheRon> i wish it were sunday
00:00 <MrMark> cos thats my funday
00:00 <MrMark> my i dont have to run day
02:00 <faux> lol ttz
02:00 <faux> fucking kunny
02:00 <amelia> cracks me up
02:00 <faux> show me ur ttz
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <amelia> leave my kunnybunny alone
02:00 <faux> hes so gross
02:00 <faux> GROSS AMELIA
02:00 <faux> can u not
02:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHA
03:00 <faux> golly
03:00 <faux> ur sicko
03:00 <Loof> oh god don't tell me kuniva is still around
03:00 <faux> u*
03:00 <faux> yeah
04:00 <MrMark> stranger danger
05:00 <TropicalStormTaco> OMG THE EOFY IS NEARLY HERE OK
05:00 <TropicalStormTaco> IM COUNTIN DOWN
05:00 <dematerialised> im looking forward to my 60k tax return
06:00 <dematerialised> pay off part of me mortgage
06:00 <TropicalStormTaco> MATE UR FUCKN DREAMN
06:00 <MrMark> burp
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/stfDhah.jpg
08:00 <TropicalStormTaco> dematerialised, you could be an aboriginal. Sniff some petrol. Take you back to dreamtime
10:00 <robot> that u colours
11:00 <couleurs> ye
13:00 <TheRiddler> wtf 2 goals already
14:00 <TheRiddler> to dons
14:00 <couleurs> go da dees
24:00 <TropicalStormTaco> fuck me cunt
31:00 <Loof> is Lumeah on dialup or some shit?
36:00 <Lumeah> It's  county Vodafone n telstra on a mobile 
36:00 <Lumeah> Lol
36:00 <Loof> ah
36:00 <Lumeah> I know it sucks 
36:00 <Peregrinus> was going to say mobile
37:00 <Peregrinus> thankfully telstra is so stable these days
46:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZ5iPUqswE still terrific
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: kazoo kid gets a little quiet - directors cut Views: 4,966 Uploader: apigfall Uploaded: May 27, 2016 Duration: 0m33s Rating: 4.89
47:00 <couleurs> agreed.
00:00 <Picard> bite me
00:00 <faux> just threw up in me mouth a little
01:00 <Picard> faux baby, you could throw up all over my chest and i wouldnt care
01:00 <faux> stop typing
02:00 <Picard> :P
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi picard and faux
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my fav ppl
02:00 <Picard> fuck off georgeandwell_alpha
02:00 <Picard> faux and i are sexing
02:00 <slower> lol
03:00 <slower> you like other peoples vomit on you?
03:00 <Picard> only faux
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well i dont
03:00 <Zade> he might be german 
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but i dont mind a girl poo on me face m8
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats sexy
04:00 <Zade> you are one sick corolla driver georgeandwell_alpha
04:00 <slower> Picard you and georgeandwell_alpha related?
05:00 <Picard> nope 
05:00 <GoldSpade> Is david pullcock still around these days>
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
06:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_Kake
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
07:00 <GoldSpade> cake
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored. next.
08:00 <faux> next
08:00 <GoldSpade> what kind of cake can you be
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
09:00 <GoldSpade> honey cake
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had ze best vietnamese tonight
09:00 <amelia> VIETNAMESE
09:00 <amelia> wotchu haf
09:00 <amelia> mmmmm
09:00 <amelia> viet
10:00 <Picard> eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> some…. veg / salad + chicken thing
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by brownies + coconut icing with salted caramel sauce
10:00 <faux> wtf
10:00 <faux> yum
10:00 <faux> cunt
10:00 <Clarkson> maybe she did fuck you and you dsont rememeber?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was…. amazing! Just sayin’
10:00 <faux> i had some cheezels in the arvo and felt guilty
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> I had the biggest chicken parma for lunch, got most of it to bring home
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> # pregnabr and dont give a fuck :P
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> pregnant*
11:00 <faux> u go girl
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
11:00 <Tiggier> damn
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have to push a pram round for ever or peeps will ask if im still preggers lol
12:00 <robot> hi
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
12:00 <robot> when u gonna pop kate
12:00 <GoldSpade> who knocked you up kate
12:00 <Loof> once you pop you can't stop
13:00 <faux> GoldSpade stop being a cumguzzling shitbag
13:00 <faux> just once
13:00 <faux> just one time buddy
13:00 <GoldSpade> I cant help it
14:00 <robot> get your shit together GoldSpade, fuck. -- faux
15:00 <faux> ye
15:00 <faux> faux 2016
16:00 <faux> trimester 
16:00 <faux> true story*
17:00 <GoldSpade> lol
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its me again
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how ru
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> found the perfect table for my projector at kmart 2day
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if n e grls interest to come ova
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> watch bluray 
19:00 <partay> georgie you can now jerk off at a wall 
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> home cinema magic
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the quality of kmart stuff has dropped a lot
20:00 <partay> it doesnt have far to fall 
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> some of the stuff is like rejct shop quality
20:00 <partay> its K-Mart you toe typing retard
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> party u seem angry as usual
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <partay> not at all
21:00 <partay> just reminding you how stupid you are 
21:00 <partay> hi Picard
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u must be the angriest perso n on the Internet 
22:00 <Matthew> nothing else compares...
22:00 <partay> sinead... now theres an angry person
22:00 <partay> well done Matthew
22:00 <faux> noooothing compares to pooooo
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> anyway i had some homos tailgate me
22:00 <GoldSpade> she doesnt like the pope
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i did the old speed up when they try to pass
23:00 <faux> since when is there a hyphen in kmart
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and nearly cause them to crash a parked car move lol
23:00 <partay> there is in my K-Mart
23:00 <Matthew> I wasn't singing Sinead actually, FYI
23:00 <Matthew> Clocks by Coldplay
23:00 <Picard> hi partay
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <faux> in my kmart
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then the dude flys into the wrong lane hero manuever and nearly head on anoter guy
24:00 <faux> partay has his own K-Mart
24:00 <Matthew> Irish bitch
24:00 <faux> Hyphenated.
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and i pulled up at red light and pointed to my drive cam... close enough to copy his plates
24:00 <faux> so awks when you try to make someone else look dumb and you end up being the retard
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not sure if i should send it to cops
24:00 <Zade> and all this happened in your 1972 corolla, with 9 other family members inside the car as well georgeandwell_alpha?
25:00 <Matthew> kewl
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so they give em a fine... of course i edit the bit where i speed up lol
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dock the evidence m8
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> typical 2 white dudes driving an old bmw hooning one was wearing baseball cap
25:00 <Picard> Matthew such language
26:00 <Picard> who are u calling a bitch
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i really dislike ppl who tailgate
26:00 <Matthew> Sinead O'Connor
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dunno why
26:00 <Matthew> she is horrid
26:00 <Picard> nasty
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its usually people who drive suv and have things up their arse... like partay kinda person
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i just drive me corolla at speed limit
27:00 <Picard> Matthew likes things up his arse
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> aint doing nothin wrong m8
28:00 <Matthew> her country has gone to the gutter as well tbh
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> traides seldom tailgate
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i think they know if they get fine thats their job
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no car no job
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all the road cams r very strict these days ..traps m8
29:00 <Picard> shut up georgeandwell_alpha
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ay free country
29:00 <robot> lol
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> picard r u taliban?
29:00 <Picard> yes
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or isis
29:00 <Picard> i will cut your head off
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they like to stop ppl talkin
30:00 <GoldSpade> picard is part of the illiminati
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> white people talk the most banter shit m8
30:00 <faux> illiminati
30:00 <Clarkson> for all your porn streaming needs
30:00 <faux> wow
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> other races talk much less shit
30:00 <Matthew> love how Turkey blame ISIS for their Istanbul attacks... and just been announced the bombers came from Russia, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan
30:00 <faux> its retard central  in here tonight
30:00 <Loof> don't be racist georgeandwell_alpha
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> arabs the least...
30:00 <Picard> georgeandwell_alpha i will make your vanish if you dont shut up
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the ira used to vanish ppl
31:00 <Matthew> threats aren't useful 
31:00 <Picard> i already know where u live
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> really u know i live in me car m8
31:00 <Loof> agreed faux
31:00 <Picard> the carolla will explode tomorown when u try to start it
31:00 <Matthew> Ireland is pretty fucked. The best part is Northern Ireland... Belfast is a great party town (for gays and straights alike) ... the rest of Ireland is in diabolical state
32:00 <Matthew> it should come back to the UK
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i can afford a place but i prefer to live in me car
32:00 <Picard> Matthew why would you add the "(for gays and straights alike)" comment 
32:00 <amelia> apparently you can get malteasers spread and bounty spread... Like nutella
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i might visit Ireland some of the women r very beautiful
32:00 <amelia> uhm fuckin where
33:00 <Matthew> because as soon as I mention somewhere as a great venue on here, it's automatically declared "poof central" or "fag haven"
33:00 <Matthew> when it's not
33:00 <Picard> melbourne is
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u want gay hang out in ftizroy I
33:00 <Clarkson> how teh fuk i get that?
33:00 <amelia> shut up you fuckwits I'm trying to discuss important shit like spreads
34:00 <Picard> mention food and amelia wakes up
34:00 <amelia> yes
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gay is very much a subculture
34:00 <Clarkson> i dont know why u have to pick someone shit against someone  just as shit
34:00 <Picard> essendon are going alright
34:00 <Matthew> love Belfast
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no normal personal really knows what gay people do for fun
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yet they like to make that gay is mainstream
34:00 <Picard> georgeandwell_alpha eat a dick
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> picard u will fit in well in saudi m8
35:00 <Matthew> I met a lovely French man there called Clement
35:00 <Picard> im arab u moron, i know i will fit in
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> while i fit in well in me audi
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
36:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lame joke
36:00 <Loof> did beehhh finally get back to aus?
36:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeah korean are pretty blunt ppl too
37:00 <MrMark> they eat dogs
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they dont tolerate garbage talk
37:00 <Matthew> TheRon
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they will tell u to shut the fuck 
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> without hesitatiom
37:00 <Loof> dogs are delicious
37:00 <MrMark> woof
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> poms will go ..oh please tell me more blabber... thats why i like poms they talk a lot of shit 
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whinging pom m8 its true
38:00 <Loof> arabs say islam is peaceful, that's what i call bullshit
38:00 <Matthew> racist
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im undecided on islam
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in the English if u dont talk much they think u are unhappy
40:00 <Loof> that is actually true
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its good to just say something
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> anything
41:00 <Loof> i'm in my own world most of the time, people are like "are you ok"
42:00 <Loof> i'm fine, i'm just daydreaming
42:00 <partay> R U OK 
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they will m8
45:00 <Matthew> Picard
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> Picard seems like a guy who will pick fights with his next door neighbor 
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like on today tonight 
50:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <partay> i can picture faux in the background havin a squat 
52:00 <partay> Mr & Mrs Picard
54:00 <Loof> polisihing picards head with some mr sheen while he pinches his nipples
54:00 <GoldSpade> whats a picard
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> jean luc
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> stat trek baldy head
55:00 <Matthew> Picard is busy
56:00 <partay> batting off on cam for you Matthew?
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Loof> bahaha
57:00 <Matthew> yep. I am recording every second of the action.
57:00 <Loof> be sure to send it to his wife
58:00 <Matthew> no. the pleasure of this is all mine.
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Loof> there's a fine line between pleasure and painnn
00:00 <Matthew> not really
00:00 <Loof> whatever "tbh"
01:00 <Matthew> don't mock me.
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> send it to his kids 
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <partay> georgeandwell wtf
01:00 <Loof> i'll do what i want Matthew tbh
01:00 <Matthew> yes, it's easy for you behind your computer screen... tbh
02:00 <Loof> i know tbh
02:00 <Loof> u med?
02:00 <partay> Holidays
02:00 <partay> god bless you
02:00 <Matthew> I don't get "med" at oxygen thieving imbeciles like yourself... so not really...
02:00 <Loof> haha tbh
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mathew u seem to into the gay scene
03:00 <partay> whenever some says tbh you know they talk a lot of shit all other times 
03:00 <Clarkson> superglue a cock to your chair while you're in the shower
03:00 <Matthew> say that again? in English?
03:00 <Loof> exactly partay
03:00 <Loof> oh he's gayer than a unicorns handbag georgeandwell_alpha
03:00 <Matthew> you may well be right tbh
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how can gaya want to be mainstream when the culture involves bumjacking multiple dudes
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> with no condom 
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats not mainstream
04:00 <Matthew> what are you talking about this mainstream business? you are talking about a very small minority...
04:00 <Matthew> kind of like saying all Muslims aim to be terrorists
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats why i dislike all this PC and greenie shit
04:00 <Clarkson> he scared the fuck out of me lastb night, did a full blown handbreaky in front of a cop shop
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> we know i guys are fucken perverts what u hiding m8
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats the agenda
05:00 <Matthew> your views would fit in really nicely in 1928 ... good luck with that
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its relevent today
05:00 <Loof> the good old days
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> anyone whos fot an agenda m8
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all the gays ive met go to the gay scene which is meth and bumjacking
06:00 <Clarkson> Fuckin wanted to change medications the other day n the doctor told me there be some physical withdrawals but fuck what i went through yesterday was violent as fuck , was close to calling the ambos , scared the fuck out of me :/
06:00 <Matthew> "all the gays ive met" ... all 2 of them... well done mate
06:00 <Matthew> all the straights I've met believe in no sex before marriage and don't believe in contraception 
07:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZz
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its what i call a promiscuous culture the greenies like to sneak in to promote as clean and normal every day could be ur neighbor  shit
07:00 <Picard> Matthew do you want to get married?
07:00 <Matthew> nope
07:00 <Picard> oh
07:00 <Picard> do you want it legalised?
08:00 <Loof> he wants his cock and eat it too
08:00 <Picard> y
08:00 <Matthew> marriage is for men and women only... I am totally cool with that
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i just see thru people with either agendas or personal crusades
08:00 <Matthew> I don't believe it should be changed
08:00 <Picard> oh
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they cant be honest ...
08:00 <Loof> don't worry picard, you'll get over it
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> up front
08:00 <Picard> marriage is more a religous institution
09:00 <Matthew> I, and a lot of other people in my situation, do not want it changed... typical media getting the thoughts of a handful and stereotyping a whole population by sprouting off about gay marriage for political points
09:00 <Picard> yeah
09:00 <Picard> it doesnt bother me what way it goes
09:00 <Picard> i dont see a problem with it
10:00 <Picard> would you be more likely to shop at a business with a rainbow sticker?
10:00 <Matthew> I don't have a 'problem' with it... but doesn't impact me the slightest whatever way it goes
10:00 <Matthew> why would I want to marry a bloke? no thanks. 
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Loof> when there's horses out there to marry
10:00 <Picard> yes you're happy to fuck one?
10:00 <Picard> yet*
11:00 <Loof> picard feels used
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats rainbow about blokes bumjacking m8
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ???
11:00 <Picard> fuck off georgeandwell_alpha
11:00 <Matthew> of course I am ... and be in relationships with them... but marriage should be between men and women who can conceive children
11:00 <Picard> ok
11:00 <Picard> would you be more likely to shop at a business with a rainbow sticker?
11:00 <Matthew> not at all.
12:00 <Matthew> I shop where I want, when I want
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i ask the confronting question
12:00 <Picard> ok
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the main reason why ppl dont like gays is they acr like fags
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> act
13:00 <partay> that made no sense *again*
14:00 <Matthew> like I said... your views would be right at home in 1928
14:00 <Matthew> so well done on pushing the human race back nearly 90 years
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u did ur homo shit in a normal way a normal person would in a normal culture
14:00 <Clarkson> no ty Serenity that's gay
14:00 <Matthew> from past experience it's people like you who harbour such anti-homosexual views that have a lot to hide about their own sexual preferences
15:00 <partay> I bet georgie is closet
15:00 <Serenity> excuse me Clarkson i wasnt even talking
15:00 <Clarkson> white also sucks cocks
15:00 <partay> he seemed to be tapped into the whole scene 
15:00 <Matthew> the typical country bogan from middle of nowhere... growing up with domestic violence, booze, drugs etc ... probably sexually abused a child, resorting to homophobic insults to hide your own insecurities...
15:00 <Matthew> keep it up mate.
15:00 <partay> Georgie... couldnt be further
15:00 <faux> hes gone beb
16:00 <partay> hes a 5' Asian with no social skills 
16:00 <Loof> you're a bit pompous matthew
16:00 <dematerialised> Matthew is the queen of pompous
16:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <Matthew> classic example right there... 
17:00 <Matthew> anyway better things to talk about
17:00 <Loof> get over yourself
17:00 <Matthew> what? for being gay? OK Loof... I will...
18:00 <dematerialised> i'm pretty sure Loof didnt say anything, nor elude to, his statement having anything to do with you being a poof Matthew
18:00 <Matthew> yep...
18:00 <dematerialised> but if you're willing to tie external observations of your behaviour here to your sexuality
18:00 <dematerialised> go right ahead
18:00 <faux> eep
19:00 <Loof> actually i don't have a problem with gays Matthew, apart from you all the ones i've known have been pretty cool
20:00 <Matthew> yep, because a brief snapshot or two in an IRC channel really paints an accurate picture of ones personality
20:00 <dematerialised> that's why i said "your behaviour here"
20:00 <Matthew> well done Loof for your psycho-analysis there
20:00 <Loof> you seem to dish it out plenty but can't take it
20:00 <Loof> is what i've noticed
20:00 <dematerialised> if you act like a pompous cunt on irc
20:00 <dematerialised> people will call you a pompous cunt on irc
20:00 <dematerialised> cause and effect
20:00 <Matthew> I take more than I give out, don't worry about that... I am not the one obsessed with sexuality
20:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Matthew> your mate seems to be though... gone a bit quiet though
35:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
35:00 <couleurs> and gay
35:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Matthew> ohhh you're just fab, darling couleurs
36:00 <couleurs> i no
38:00 <couleurs> why does stosur even play tennis still
38:00 <couleurs> she was leading 1st set a bit and then lost the whole match
39:00 <Loof> why does ne1 watch tennis?
39:00 <couleurs> hot babes
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Matthew> she is hopeless
39:00 <Loof> tru
39:00 <Matthew> how she EVER won a Grand Slam is an indictment on the women's game
39:00 <couleurs> ya like lleyton 
40:00 <Matthew> no. he was actually VERY good at the start of his career. too bad about the final decade of his career.
40:00 <Matthew> he deserves his Slams
40:00 <Loof> you'd grand slam him, admit it
41:00 <Matthew> no. he is horrid.
41:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <couleurs> after a few drinks ;)
44:00 <Matthew> not even then.
44:00 <Matthew> there are other more desirable tennis players
45:00 <couleurs> the wog boy
46:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
46:00 <TheRiddler> the net is bad tonight
46:00 <Loof> mines fine
47:00 <Loof> but then i'm not with iinet
47:00 <faux> oOOOooOo
47:00 <couleurs> same, caught a lot of fish
47:00 <faux> rofl
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <faux> mxelcislznxo xlsn
47:00 <couleurs> ex queue ze mwah?
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> couleurs is the wittiest person here
48:00 <Loof> slurp
49:00 <Matthew> nah, Doodle is
50:00 <Loof> burp
50:00 <TheRiddler> I think it goes couleurs doodle me faux
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <MrMark> are we all shitface drunk yet?
50:00 <TheRiddler> erlich
50:00 <Loof> have you go autime to go watch TheRiddler?
51:00 <faux> excuse me
51:00 <faux> did u put yourself before me
51:00 <TheRiddler> autime?
51:00 <couleurs> lmao
51:00 <faux> how very dare you
51:00 <TheRiddler> yes
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Matthew> I would put faux in my top 3
51:00 <faux> lollllllllllll
51:00 <faux> yes
51:00 <faux> just caj
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh forgot clarky
51:00 <Clarkson> you are fucking stupid
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> thanks clarky
51:00 <Clarkson> wahh fuckin wah
51:00 <Loof> so tru Clarky
51:00 <Clarkson> and if , oh , my friends if you make ME look like im never horny you guys are dead sexy or just going to blow a load the sight of muff or penis.
52:00 <TheRiddler> ok fat bastard
52:00 <Matthew> Serenity would be top 3 too
53:00 <Loof> hahaha @ TheRiddler calling ppl fat
53:00 <TheRiddler> .
53:00 <TheRiddler> as in the character
53:00 <Loof> ok burgerboy
54:00 <TheRiddler> are you saying I have assburgers
54:00 <Loof> i don't want to think about your ass
54:00 <Loof> but yes
54:00 <Loof> yes i am
55:00 <Loof> only playin
56:00 <Serenity> hello
56:00 <Serenity> what have i done now
57:00 <Matthew> just in my top 3 best/funniest people
57:00 <Matthew> on IRC*
58:00 <couleurs> *blush*
58:00 <Loof> awkward when people suck up expecting a compliment in return
58:00 <Loof> and dont get it
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Matthew> Serenity doesn't need to say anything back and I don't fish for compliments either
59:00 <Matthew> you are a knob
59:00 <Serenity> ohh right
59:00 <Serenity> soz im readin
00:00 <MrMark> Jesus Hairy Christ on a bicycle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <nubbymcnu> where?
02:00 <dematerialised> love me love me
03:00 <faux> sayyyy that you love me
03:00 <dematerialised> i just told my ex-lady-crush i didnt stop talking to her because she got a partner
03:00 <dematerialised> i lied
04:00 <erlich> excuse me TheRiddler 
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <erlich> wittiest person here is beehhh
04:00 <Loof> rofl
04:00 <MrMark> burp
04:00 <Loof> beehhh for pm
04:00 <dematerialised> good evening to the delightfully demure dematerialised
05:00 <dematerialised> and to the lusciously luxurious Loof
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> and to the banterous broheim that is beehhh
05:00 <Loof> rofl
05:00 <Matthew> top 5 biggest cunts would be a hard call
05:00 <dematerialised> and to the sensually salubrious Serenity
06:00 <couleurs> Matthew is def my gay #1
06:00 <dematerialised> and to the maniacally morose Matthew
06:00 <MrMark> gay boys
07:00 <dematerialised> and to the musically mannered MrMark
09:00 <dematerialised> and to the amicably amorous amelia
10:00 <couleurs> do me do me 
10:00 <dematerialised> and the creatively charismatic couleurs
11:00 <amelia> haii @ chu demats
11:00 <dematerialised> hello again isn't it past your bedtime
11:00 <couleurs> damn he good
12:00 <amelia> well i not goin gym cos still sick
12:00 <Matthew> good evening to the authentic amelia
12:00 <amelia> so i not gettin up 5am
12:00 <amelia> so i gets to stay up later
12:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
12:00 <amelia> hai maffew
13:00 <couleurs> i'm gettin up @ 5am
13:00 <amelia> but why
13:00 <couleurs> biggen matchen
13:00 <amelia> ohh
14:00 <Matthew> I am getting up at about 11am, going out for lunch, then coming home to pack
14:00 <Matthew> so yes... lovely...
14:00 <couleurs> How Delicous.
14:00 <couleurs> Delicious. 
14:00 <Matthew> actually... more divine than delicious... 
17:00 <couleurs> ok
17:00 <Loof> simply to die for
17:00 <Matthew> quite exquisite really
18:00 <dematerialised> gosh amelia is so cute i cant wait to marry her
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <couleurs> j/k !!!!!!
20:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/9a6yiim1oaA
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: creme caramel GONE SEXUAL Views: 13,061 Uploader: William Robinson Uploaded: Jun 29, 2016 Duration: 0m10s Rating: 4.95
21:00 <dematerialised> gross!
22:00 <couleurs> sounds nsfw!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <dematerialised> reminded me of tubgirl except coming out the wrong end
26:00 <couleurs> aw tub gierl
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <couleurs> classic jpg
27:00 <faux> i lold when he sucked it up
27:00 <faux> then wanted to die when he spat it out
28:00 <couleurs> :p
29:00 <TheRiddler> gross
29:00 <TheRiddler> that tubgirl gif was horrible
31:00 <couleurs> ;)
31:00 <Loof> so was your dildo vid TheRiddler
32:00 <Loof> just sayin
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1258132524204815
34:00 <couleurs> winky dinky
43:00 <couleurs> n e otter goss
45:00 <GoldSpade> oh good all the geeks have shut up
46:00 <Loof> nothing wrong with geeks
46:00 <GoldSpade> I know 
46:00 <GoldSpade> im proud to be a geek
47:00 <GoldSpade> but im not going to die a virgin..so im pretty lucky
48:00 <Loof> geek != virgin
48:00 <GoldSpade> not all
48:00 <Loof> autistic nerd = virgin
48:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <GoldSpade> depends on your suduction kills
49:00 <GoldSpade> er skills
49:00 <Loof> yeah
50:00 <GoldSpade> actually there are alot of women who like geeks
50:00 <Loof> cause they have money
51:00 <Loof> proper geeks anyway
51:00 <GoldSpade> and they fucked around in high school and didnt learn anything
52:00 <Loof> a rebellious nature often results in good leadership skills
52:00 <Loof> later on
52:00 <GoldSpade> yes thats right
52:00 <couleurs> yep Cath^ luvs me geek skills right babey?
54:00 <Cath^> lol
54:00 <Cath^> dunno
54:00 <Cath^> show us your moves
55:00 <couleurs> ;)
55:00 <Cath^> impress me..go on
56:00 <dematerialised> couleurs rolls 2d12 for seduction: 2
56:00 <Cath^> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> couleurs slides up to Cath^ and tells her he has a weird rash
57:00 <couleurs> oi this my fantasy not yours!!!!!!
57:00 <Cath^> forgot the antivirus couleurs ?
58:00 <couleurs> HEheheh good 1
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