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00:00:33 Glim is now known as DasBot
00:00:46 <Mort> urmm...
00:00:52 <Spaceshot> who is DasBot
00:00:57 <Mort> if you run around expecting me to read ancient tomes with you..
00:01:03 <Mort> I think Ill show you the hilt of my scimitar :P
00:01:05 <Mort> probably
00:01:10 <DasBot> new lurker, don't mind me
00:01:10 <Mort> lol
00:01:15 <Mort> ah you are a lurker
00:01:18 <Hydrazine_> Hi newguy.
00:01:19 <Mort> did you hear about the cookie tax?
00:01:21 <Mort> HYDRAZINE
00:01:24 <Mort> youre supposed to be in bed
00:01:28 <Mort> how many hrs have you been up
00:01:31 * Mort glares at hydrazine
00:01:33 <Hydrazine_> Sleeping Aussie today.
00:01:37 <Mort> I see
00:02:15 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow anyone know which knowledge skill best reflects archeology?
00:02:23 <Mort> history
00:02:24 <Mort> Id say
00:02:28 <Mort> go for it
00:02:30 <Mort> history/local
00:02:47 <Mort> Ill just pick up everythign because Im a packrat
00:02:50 Novel ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
00:02:58 <Novel> Hi
00:03:11 <Mort> wt?
00:03:13 <Mort> hey
00:03:16 <Mort> COOKIE TAX
00:03:21 <Mort> everyone coming in needs to give me a cookie
00:03:26 <War_Wrecker> as far as I can tell archeology seems to use all the knowledge
00:03:57 <Mort> you might want knowledge dungeoneering as well
00:04:03 * DasBot hands Mort a cookie
00:04:04 <Mort> I think history/local/dungeoneering covers it
00:04:04 <Spaceshot> 7 = -2 for stats right?
00:04:04 <Hydrazine_> I would say history or maybe religion, knowledge dungeoneering.
00:04:10 <Mort> religion?
00:04:13 <Mort> well religion is better for..
00:04:18 <War_Wrecker> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/knowledge
00:04:23 * Mort nibbles the cookie and purrs Dasbot
00:04:29 <Mort> religion is better for making checks vs undead creatures
00:04:31 <Hydrazine_> Eh. I could be wrong and history isn't too appropriate.
00:04:31 <War_Wrecker> Tell me which of these indiana jones has displayed
00:04:32 <Mort> Ill get em all anyway
00:04:33 <Mort> in the end
00:04:45 <Mort> Id say history/local/dungeoneering
00:05:08 <Mort> but if you want to identify monsters youll want planes/dungeoneering/religion/nature
00:05:27 <Mort> but usually SOMEONE in the group should be a knowledge whore..aka mort in wizzie form
00:05:36 <Mort> Im not even sure if I shoul get acrobatics and stuff
00:05:39 <Mort> dunno
00:05:43 <Mort> think its good for my tanking career..
00:05:49 <Mort> or at least perception
00:05:52 <Mort> but Im like screw it
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00:07:20 <Mort> wt?
00:07:52 <Novel> *Le shakes out huge sack of cookies* ME WANT GAME!
00:08:04 <Avatar> yo
00:08:07 <Avatar> played pathfinder before?
00:08:30 <Mort> lol
00:08:31 <Mort> not now
00:08:36 <Mort> almost bedtime for most of us
00:08:43 <Mort> its 10.08 pm here
00:08:45 <Mort> I got works tomorrow
00:08:47 <Avatar> not now, but SOON
00:08:49 <Mort> and hi novel urm
00:08:56 <Mort> run fs :D
00:08:59 * Mort grins at avatar
00:09:29 <Mort> btw avatar
00:09:33 <Hydrazine_> Hey look, someone who knows the local currency.
00:09:34 <Mort> mek asked you if you could do
00:09:41 <Mort> urm oh
00:09:47 <Mort> if itz could do handle animal checks
00:09:49 <Mort> to train khaa
00:09:51 <Mort> in hunting
00:09:56 <Mort> he has about a 50% chance of suceedin
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00:10:16 <Avatar> what?
00:10:20 <Novel> No i'm a nigh complete and utter noob :P
00:10:33 <Avatar> cool
00:10:36 <Mort> urm avatar please brief him :P
00:10:40 <Avatar> go here: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/newbie_guide.htm
00:10:44 <Mort> if I did it Id probalby confuse him more
00:10:57 <Avatar> have a read through and grab everything that's there
00:11:07 * Mort hands Novel a scroll reading - Sign here to sign your soul to the devil :P
00:11:17 <Avatar> ignore mort, she's trouble
00:11:55 * Mort sulks
00:12:10 <Hydrazine_> If you give her cookies, she'll never leave you alone.
00:12:21 <Hydrazine_> But she means well. Overall.
00:12:26 <Avatar> she means well
00:12:27 <Novel> I gave her a whole sack... 0.o Mother of god
00:12:28 <Avatar> good on you mort
00:12:39 <War_Wrecker> Ah
00:12:42 <War_Wrecker> Decided on my craft
00:12:50 <War_Wrecker> Musical Instruments doesn't really work
00:12:56 <War_Wrecker> And making lutes is boring
00:13:01 <Hydrazine_> For an Archeologist?
00:13:10 <War_Wrecker> For my character in general
00:13:22 <War_Wrecker> Tool making!
00:13:47 <Hydrazine_> Crafting hammers and saws and such?
00:13:49 <Mort> hahaha
00:13:50 <Hydrazine_> Thats neat.
00:14:01 <War_Wrecker> Grappling hooks count as a tool
00:14:03 * Mort eats the cookies and becomes a Bloated Mort
00:14:03 <War_Wrecker> :D
00:14:15 Mort is now known as Bloated_Mort
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00:14:18 <Bloated_Mort> there we go
00:14:26 <Bloated_Mort> Uhhh hydrazine
00:14:32 <Bloated_Mort> I think Ill just get khaz to make weapons
00:14:33 <Bloated_Mort> screw it
00:14:41 <Bloated_Mort> I havent really set his craft yet
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00:16:44 * Bloated_Mort ponders. should I speak, should I not?
00:16:49 <Bloated_Mort> Hows the reading of the guide Novel?
00:17:03 <Bloated_Mort> you see. Im under oath not to corrupt you with...urm my thinking
00:17:13 <Bloated_Mort> so I think Ill just give youthe choice - you can ask me whatever question you like while Im here
00:17:21 <Bloated_Mort> if I can answer I will
00:17:59 <War_Wrecker> Craft Tool is great!
00:18:12 <War_Wrecker> I can carry around basic components and craft them together for more specialized tools
00:18:16 <Bloated_Mort> I guess..
00:18:19 <Bloated_Mort> crafting isnt allowed in pfs
00:18:23 <Bloated_Mort> its just for show acutally
00:18:24 <War_Wrecker> Bah
00:18:38 <Bloated_Mort> otherwise you must as well say mort made all of you rings of protection
00:18:43 <Hydrazine_> If you need any help, new folk, feel free to ask. Generally theres someone around who can probably help.
00:19:11 <Bloated_Mort> remember to give the lemur at least one cookie per day!
00:19:13 <Bloated_Mort> bwhahahahaha
00:19:16 * Bloated_Mort giggles
00:19:26 <Brunius> Spaceshot, take note http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-troll-classic-let-me-get-some-salve.jpg
00:19:27 <Hydrazine_> Or she explodes.
00:19:41 <Hydrazine_> Gruesome, really. Huge mess. Took a week to get it off the roof.
00:19:48 <Bloated_Mort> lol
00:20:58 <Spaceshot> awesome
00:21:51 <Spaceshot> so brun you going all day on sunday (don't remember the answer if you did answer it last time)
00:22:01 <War_Wrecker> Ooh also, does anyone know if a nine sectioned whip has it's own proficiency separate to whips and scorpion whips?
00:22:11 <Bloated_Mort> I say it would
00:22:12 <Bloated_Mort> acutally
00:22:15 <Spaceshot> so War_Wrecker, are you somewhat interested in game makin?
00:22:16 <Spaceshot> XD
00:22:24 <Bloated_Mort> since they didnt say that whip proficiency applies to nine seciton whips
00:22:26 <War_Wrecker> Yes
00:22:30 <Bloated_Mort> talking about that how much would a small lance cost
00:22:36 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow I have an analytical report to write in about 90 minutes
00:22:38 <Hydrazine_> Not much.
00:22:39 <Bloated_Mort> I think its better then trying to 1 hand a whip that I have -4 to attack rolls
00:22:40 <War_Wrecker> or rather a draft
00:22:45 <Bloated_Mort> between -4 and -2 Id take the -2
00:22:45 <War_Wrecker> Aiming for 1000ish words
00:22:49 <Bloated_Mort> if I ever have to fight defensively
00:23:01 <Bloated_Mort> truestrike + wand wielder trip, then threaten as he gets up
00:23:08 <Hydrazine_> but isn't it -4 either way, if you don't get whip proficiency?
00:23:08 <Bloated_Mort> better taht way for me I think
00:23:17 <Bloated_Mort> its -4
00:23:18 <War_Wrecker> I do have whip proficiency
00:23:22 <Bloated_Mort> since I do NOT have whip proficiency
00:23:25 <Bloated_Mort> Im trying to fake how to trip
00:23:27 <War_Wrecker> Or scorpion whip proficiency... or whatever
00:23:30 <Bloated_Mort> Id druther NOT use it
00:23:31 <Bloated_Mort> acutally
00:23:34 <Hydrazine_> Same thing, War.
00:23:37 <Hydrazine_> Sorry. Was asking Mort.
00:23:38 <Bloated_Mort> hopefully I never see the day I need to
00:23:44 <Novel> Damn i'm multitskingh a lot of thingh s:L
00:23:45 <Bloated_Mort> im trying to figure out how to fake a trip
00:23:55 <Bloated_Mort> if I dont really want ot put hte feat into it
00:24:01 <Bloated_Mort> I think there will be some fights I dont really want to do it head on
00:24:15 <Bloated_Mort> of course - majority of it Ill just Colourspray the fk out of..but it only works at low levels
00:25:27 <Bloated_Mort> hrmm
00:25:32 <Bloated_Mort> small lance :P
00:25:33 <Bloated_Mort> ? :P
00:25:44 <Spaceshot> hahaha
00:25:59 <Spaceshot> anywho
00:26:00 <Spaceshot> going now
00:26:40 <Hydrazine_> 10gp.
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00:26:44 <Hydrazine_> Same as a medium.
00:26:44 <Bloated_Mort> should I?
00:26:47 <Bloated_Mort> it works better then a whip
00:26:52 <Bloated_Mort> I dont have proficiency in a whip
00:27:02 <Hydrazine_> worth the -4?
00:27:14 <Bloated_Mort> -2
00:27:16 <Bloated_Mort> on a small weapon
00:27:19 <Bloated_Mort> if I use a whip its -4
00:27:20 <Bloated_Mort> straight
00:27:44 <Bloated_Mort> this is like when all things go to hell..
00:27:49 <Hydrazine_> Um.
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00:27:56 <Hydrazine_> Spell combat it, and its -4, yeah?
00:28:27 <Bloated_Mort> yeah
00:28:30 <Bloated_Mort> but if i used a whip on it
00:28:32 <Bloated_Mort> its -6
00:28:33 <Bloated_Mort> straight
00:28:36 <Hydrazine_> ouch.
00:28:38 <Bloated_Mort> and I dont threaten as he gets up
00:28:44 <Bloated_Mort> I dont HAVE proficiency in a whip
00:28:52 <Bloated_Mort> Id take the lance..
00:28:57 <Bloated_Mort> better half a loaf then none at all
00:29:09 <Bloated_Mort> chances are -by the time I realise all this Id probably be taking a nap on the floor :D
00:31:06 <Hydrazine_> Not being able to threaten is important, I think.
00:31:13 <Hydrazine_> People can just move all around you
00:32:02 <Bloated_Mort> yeah I thik Ill take a horsechopper
00:32:05 <Bloated_Mort> in case all things go to hell
00:32:07 <Bloated_Mort> small one
00:32:31 <Brunius> Yep, all day sunday
00:36:59 <Bloated_Mort> mind you wihout truestrike I can never trip
00:38:55 <Hydrazine_> No?
00:39:05 <War_Wrecker> bwahaha
00:39:08 <War_Wrecker> I love feats
00:39:10 <Hydrazine_> why not? decent strength right? not that bad Bab?
00:39:22 <Hydrazine_> Butterfly sting, War!
00:39:25 <Bloated_Mort> are you SERIOUS?
00:39:27 <Bloated_Mort> hydra..?
00:39:28 <War_Wrecker> Improved Trip, into Fury's fall (add dex to the CMB to trip)
00:39:32 <Bloated_Mort> NOO
00:39:34 <Hydrazine_> mhm!
00:39:35 <War_Wrecker> Butterfly sting is tempting
00:39:39 <Bloated_Mort> Ill tell you what happens if you use fury fall on me
00:39:44 <Hydrazine_> I've been talking for some time
00:39:46 <Bloated_Mort> !throw 1d20+4 strength check to break whip
00:39:47 <diebot> Bloated_Mort, strength check to break whip: [1d20=10] 14
00:39:47 <War_Wrecker> Followed by fury's snare!
00:39:49 <Bloated_Mort> bb..
00:39:59 <Bloated_Mort> Im out. I just broke your whip :P
00:40:04 <Hydrazine_> about how butterfly sting next to Jerus would be monstrous.
00:40:08 <Bloated_Mort> yeah
00:40:11 <Bloated_Mort> if I ever got to your level
00:40:12 <Bloated_Mort> maybe
00:40:16 <Hydrazine_> Yeah, I agree, fury's snare is kind of silly since the DC is so low.
00:40:16 <Bloated_Mort> but I wont
00:40:29 <Bloated_Mort> unless you want to lose your whip...
00:40:36 <Bloated_Mort> pleaes dont do it on a monster..
00:40:52 <War_Wrecker> Well someone made a great suggestion
00:40:55 <War_Wrecker> Carry multiple whips
00:41:01 <War_Wrecker> get quick draw
00:41:11 <War_Wrecker> As soon as one breaks or gets grabbed just pull out the next one
00:41:15 <Hydrazine_> Kind of a waste to do it if they just break out, though?
00:41:25 <Bloated_Mort> Ill break out
00:42:00 <Bloated_Mort> and btw the person you want ot persuade to get butterfly sting is probably khaz/some rogue
00:42:15 <Hydrazine_> Yeah, I know.
00:42:21 <Bloated_Mort> CE though
00:42:23 <Bloated_Mort> eww
00:42:25 <Bloated_Mort> I dont have CE
00:42:26 <Bloated_Mort> 2 feats
00:42:31 <Bloated_Mort> I dont think whips crit often
00:42:32 <Bloated_Mort> sadly
00:42:38 <Bloated_Mort> and I dont even think he will exactly be hitting..
00:43:04 <War_Wrecker> True strike butterfly sting
00:43:25 <War_Wrecker> Improves chances
00:43:30 <Bloated_Mort> no
00:43:37 <Bloated_Mort> you need to roll a natural 20
00:43:40 <Bloated_Mort> it only helps you ocnfirm
00:43:53 <Hydrazine_> Unless you're really trying to rock it.
00:43:56 <Bloated_Mort> lets even check if..
00:43:57 <Hydrazine_> And use a keen scimitar.
00:43:59 <Bloated_Mort> butterfly sting
00:44:01 <Hydrazine_> then roll a 15 or higher.
00:44:01 <Bloated_Mort> is even legal
00:44:03 <Bloated_Mort> yeah
00:44:11 <Bloated_Mort> thats why I said the person you want to convince of it is khaz :P
00:44:17 <Bloated_Mort> 3 attacks per round..
00:44:24 <Bloated_Mort> well 2 if truestrike is used
00:44:24 <Bloated_Mort> at 5
00:44:25 <Hydrazine_> And Jerus would immediately buy a x4 crit weapon.
00:44:29 <Bloated_Mort> lol
00:44:39 <Bloated_Mort> I can only do 3 hits per round if I use truestrike
00:44:45 <Bloated_Mort> burning one point of arcane pool for speed on weapon
00:44:46 <Bloated_Mort> sorry 2
00:44:50 <Bloated_Mort> if not I hit 3x per round at 5
00:44:54 <Bloated_Mort> problem is base damage is fking low
00:45:04 <Hydrazine_> Thats why you butterfly sting!
00:45:12 <Hydrazine_> Don't need you to do sick damage, just crit them.
00:45:19 <Hydrazine_> Jerus will handle the damage.
00:45:28 <Bloated_Mort> let me check
00:45:31 <Bloated_Mort> if it even is legal lol
00:45:43 <Bloated_Mort> pfs has a lot of weird rules about whats legal and not
00:46:41 <War_Wrecker> OH
00:46:43 <War_Wrecker> OH GOD
00:46:51 <War_Wrecker> Disposable Weapon
00:47:04 <War_Wrecker> Break a fragile weapon to confirm a critical hit
00:47:05 <Bloated_Mort> Pathfinder Player Companion: Faiths of Purity
00:47:05 <Bloated_Mort> Feats: all feats on pages 24–25 with the following errata
00:47:07 <Bloated_Mort> ah okay we're good
00:47:11 <Bloated_Mort> confirm
00:47:13 <Bloated_Mort> u need to crit first
00:47:24 * Bloated_Mort personally doesnt like the idea of throwing weapons away
00:48:19 <Hydrazine_> Mort, know what Jerus rolls with a crit on a nodachi?
00:48:34 <Novel> ty I'll be back going for a walk
00:48:34 <Bloated_Mort> its not reach
00:48:36 <Bloated_Mort> :D
00:49:23 <Hydrazine_> Naginata, not nodachi. Thats the one.
00:50:04 <Bloated_Mort> okay shock me
00:50:04 <Bloated_Mort> :D
00:50:08 <Bloated_Mort> NO enlargements
00:50:16 <Bloated_Mort> assume we were urm too busy to do it
00:50:29 <Hydrazine_> !throw 4d8+60
00:50:29 <diebot> Hydrazine_, 4d8+60: [4d8=6,2,4,6] 78
00:50:33 <Hydrazine_> Winning?
00:50:41 <Bloated_Mort> lol
00:50:44 <Bloated_Mort> awesome :D
00:50:53 <Bloated_Mort> first though. I get to confirm a crit
00:50:56 <Bloated_Mort> and we need ot delay
00:51:01 <Bloated_Mort> and I need to be at your level
00:51:05 <Hydrazine_> Easy stuff. delaying.
00:51:14 <Bloated_Mort> I must make hte first hits..and hopefully not die
00:51:19 <Hydrazine_> And crit confirms, get some more attack bonus from something.
00:51:21 <Bloated_Mort> then you must HIT after me
00:51:26 <Hydrazine_> Well.
00:51:30 <Bloated_Mort> auctally the problem is after I crit
00:51:33 <Bloated_Mort> I may not confirm :P
00:51:34 <Hydrazine_> His accuracy is doing really well lately.
00:51:37 <Bloated_Mort> critting is easy..
00:51:40 <Bloated_Mort> confirming is not
00:51:45 <Bloated_Mort> remember I am still a medium bab class
00:51:48 <Hydrazine_> Yeah.
00:51:50 * Bloated_Mort ponders bless weapon...
00:52:01 <Bloated_Mort> but nevermind. I havent figured out how much that freakin wand would cost
00:52:54 <Bloated_Mort> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/u/unerring-weapon
00:52:56 <Bloated_Mort> there is this though
00:52:58 <Bloated_Mort> how to cheat :P
00:53:02 <Hydrazine_> 5 is pretty good for Jerus too.
00:53:16 <Hydrazine_> But thats not for a bit.
00:53:22 <Bloated_Mort> 3 scenarios
00:53:25 <Bloated_Mort> hell Im only lv 2 :(
00:53:26 <Hydrazine_> 2more.
00:53:30 <Bloated_Mort> I say next sat if we get enough people around
00:53:37 <Bloated_Mort> lets take hoku and khaz out for a walk..
00:53:42 <Bloated_Mort> since the auzzies will be at convention
00:53:54 <Bloated_Mort> if you want to you can do a jerus and khaz combi
00:53:58 <Bloated_Mort> 2 and 4 isnt much diff
00:54:03 <Hydrazine_> Heh.
00:54:04 <Bloated_Mort> but I think you'll find me serious underpowered hehe
00:54:13 <Hydrazine_> Well. Only in relation.
00:54:15 <Bloated_Mort> the problem is I have to engage in melee in order to be effective
00:54:20 <Hydrazine_> Jerus is just.. really specialized.
00:54:23 <Bloated_Mort> tell you waht Ill just 1 hand that small lance
00:54:29 <Bloated_Mort> you can stand in front, you have more hp :P
00:54:37 <Bloated_Mort> (though technically I have more ac...once I shield up)
00:54:48 <Hydrazine_> He fits a very defined role as melee fighter. fits it very well. and doesn't do much else.
00:54:56 <Bloated_Mort> I dont get a different attack
00:54:58 <Bloated_Mort> :(
00:55:00 <Bloated_Mort> not till 3
00:55:04 <Bloated_Mort> 3 then I can "flurry"
00:55:05 <Bloated_Mort> lol
00:55:19 <Hydrazine_> Soon as the fight's over, hes probably worse off than the level 2.
00:55:28 <Hydrazine_> Unless its something like climbing or swimming.
00:55:32 <Hydrazine_> Hes pretty good at those.
00:55:37 <Bloated_Mort> khaz isnt really good at that kind of thing
00:55:42 <Bloated_Mort> unless you wanted a dungeoneering check?
00:55:44 * Bloated_Mort grinz
00:55:49 <Hydrazine_> Hes got that too actually.
00:56:03 <Bloated_Mort> I do it better then ous
00:56:04 <Bloated_Mort> yous
00:56:06 <Bloated_Mort> I beleive
00:56:07 <Hydrazine_> Its the one knowledge skill fighters get as class.
00:56:09 <Bloated_Mort> 16 int
00:56:10 <Hydrazine_> So I took it.
00:56:15 <Bloated_Mort> I have dungeoneering
00:56:24 <Bloated_Mort> arcana, planes, religion(non class but took it anyway)
00:56:31 <Bloated_Mort> Ill get 1 point in all knowledge skill
00:56:32 <Bloated_Mort> s
00:56:35 <Bloated_Mort> just to make use of 16 int
00:56:45 <Bloated_Mort> will probably skip engineering and nobility
00:56:47 <Bloated_Mort> though
00:57:14 <Bloated_Mort> didnt fit in detect magic
00:57:20 <Bloated_Mort> nevermind see how scenario goes
00:57:23 <Bloated_Mort> I can drop spark for detect magic
00:57:29 <Bloated_Mort> but means I dont get to do ninja smoke tricks
00:57:35 <Bloated_Mort> shouldnt anyway
00:58:01 <Bloated_Mort> btw..
00:58:06 <Bloated_Mort> did you ever think of getting jerus some acid flasks?
00:58:07 <Bloated_Mort> :P
00:58:21 <Bloated_Mort> anti swarm gear
00:58:38 <Hydrazine_> Yeah. Worth invesigating on next shop.
00:59:33 <Bloated_Mort> if youre with khaz/mort dont worry
00:59:35 <Bloated_Mort> we all come prepared
00:59:36 <War_Wrecker> oh god so tempting to play elysiel as an archer
00:59:39 <Bloated_Mort> got 10 flasks on me
00:59:40 <Bloated_Mort> go ahead
00:59:50 <Bloated_Mort> believe me Ive been asking if I should even get into mele
00:59:56 <Bloated_Mort> but really once you hit level 3 if you take close range
01:00:01 <Bloated_Mort> you can get 2 attacks per round in melee
01:00:05 <Hydrazine_> Archer Magus?
01:00:08 <Bloated_Mort> but you better be a good combat caster
01:00:10 <Bloated_Mort> in order to do so
01:00:12 <Hydrazine_> Isn't there an archetype for that?
01:00:13 <Bloated_Mort> dervish buidls generally do it
01:00:15 <War_Wrecker> if I sink 3 feats I add my int modifier to damage rolls
01:00:16 <Bloated_Mort> no
01:00:18 <War_Wrecker> there is
01:00:22 <Bloated_Mort> there is?
01:00:25 <Bloated_Mort> I tought it wasnt perma
01:00:36 <Bloated_Mort> acutally you can spellcombat from 15 ft away with that whip of yours
01:00:42 <Bloated_Mort> so your concentraion roll doenst matter so much
01:00:44 <Bloated_Mort> me on the othe hand..
01:00:47 <Bloated_Mort> at level 2 btw..
01:00:56 <Bloated_Mort> my concentration for my selected cantrip (ray of frost)
01:00:57 <Bloated_Mort> is..
01:01:03 <Bloated_Mort> !throw 1d20+13 conc
01:01:04 <diebot> Bloated_Mort, conc: [1d20=4] 17
01:01:06 <Bloated_Mort> lol
01:01:18 <Bloated_Mort> if not its 1d20+12..
01:02:03 <Bloated_Mort> 4 combat casting, 3 int, 2 for level, 2 for trait
01:02:17 <Bloated_Mort> hrm so actually sould be 1d20+11 for normal spell
01:02:31 <Bloated_Mort> 1d20+12 for selected spells..aka ray of frost + shocking grasp
01:02:46 <Bloated_Mort> Ah well
01:02:47 <Bloated_Mort> night :P
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01:04:59 <War_Wrecker> trying to think what my next level should be in the first place
01:05:07 <War_Wrecker> Or what non-magus levels I should take
01:06:51 <War_Wrecker> Proficiency with most 1 handed weapons and spell combat was most definitely worth going into magus
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03:26:35 <Novel> Hello?
03:50:41 <Novel> ello?
04:04:58 <Fulf> Yes, this is dog.
04:06:29 <Novel> We meet again...
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09:59:43 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Ballig, new game) | PFS: Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
09:59:43 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Sun Apr 1 18:55:28 2012
09:59:43 <***> Buffer Playback...
09:59:43 <***> Playback Complete.
09:59:44 <Spaceshot> talking about kaleb XD
09:59:49 <Brunius> Have you seen Kaleb played?
10:00:01 <Spaceshot> that's beside the point (and yes, he's lols)
10:00:10 <Mort-> Id rule to didn't think of it
10:00:19 <Spaceshot> and yea I'm betting that too :P
10:00:58 <Spaceshot> and sadly, I can't play wild rager in PFS
10:01:01 <Spaceshot> it's quite sad
10:01:37 <Avatar> :(
10:02:00 <Spaceshot> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/barbarian/archetypes/paizo---barbarian-archetypes/wild-rager
10:02:09 <Spaceshot> I want to be able to 'accedentally' TPK
10:02:13 <Spaceshot> XD
10:04:13 <Hydrazine_> Morning.
10:06:21 <Avatar> hydra
10:06:37 <Mort-> I tell you bru.
10:06:47 <Mort-> You need a good flanking buddy
10:06:51 <Mekkis> good to know
10:06:54 <Hydrazine_> Yes?
10:07:07 <Mort-> Im not sure if we did any flanking last game though
10:07:08 <Mekkis> Mort-, it's not that
10:07:09 <Mort-> Minimal
10:07:17 <Avatar> what about the morning
10:07:35 <Mort-> If i wanted to tpk people its a little too easy
10:07:35 <Hydrazine_> Um. I'm acting as though it is one.
10:07:36 <Mekkis> the problem with a flanking rogue is that you - with your low AC - need to end your turn adjacent to the enemy.
10:07:40 <Hydrazine_> Seeing how I just woke up.
10:07:49 <Mort-> By "accident"
10:07:53 <Mekkis> so then you get full-attacked
10:07:57 <Avatar> can we act as though it is night
10:08:14 <Mort-> Its morning
10:09:02 <diebot> Added or updated sheets:
10:09:04 <Mort-> My other unused specialty happens to be pits ><
10:09:25 <Mort-> Aim one of those wrongly and bad things happen
10:09:38 <Mort-> Thanks mek ><
10:09:45 <Mort-> More fun times on khaz.
10:09:48 <Spaceshot> Avatar: can you make Bashi under Pathfinder Society
10:10:29 <Avatar> added
10:10:55 <Avatar> is that your third PFS char
10:10:59 <Hydrazine_> Barbarian, Space?
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10:11:11 <Avatar> fourth
10:11:15 <Spaceshot> Hydrazine: yes
10:11:22 <Spaceshot> and avatar, technically on the site 4th
10:11:24 <Avatar> so given your track record you will get it to 3 and start over
10:11:31 <Spaceshot> but I think bashi will be -3
10:11:40 <Spaceshot> haha
10:11:51 <Spaceshot> I require a low level, I will however, continue with ava
10:12:06 <Avatar> but this is your third low level
10:12:16 <Avatar> if you don't consider the fact that level 3 is still low level
10:12:31 <Spaceshot> heh
10:12:46 <Spaceshot> so? i can make as many level 1s as i want
10:12:56 <Avatar> go for it
10:13:00 <Avatar> focus on one character though
10:13:05 <Avatar> mort did the same thing
10:13:45 <Spaceshot> I am focusing on Ava
10:13:52 <Spaceshot> but I need a backup character that I want to play with
10:13:55 <Hydrazine> I focused on Jerus a good bit.
10:13:56 <Spaceshot> at level 1
10:14:01 <Spaceshot> anywho, shower time
10:14:02 <Spaceshot> bbs
10:16:40 * Mort- chases her running spell book
10:17:05 <Brunius> Mort, you only need to get to next level
10:17:09 <Brunius> Then you can get them
10:17:17 <Brunius> Even if Myz gets to 11
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10:17:58 <Brunius> Ha
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10:18:14 <Brunius> Scrolling through the messages I've got from the PFS online group on google
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10:18:29 <Brunius> And suddenly, Perils of the Pirate Pact - DM: Ballig
10:18:36 <Mort-> Oh really?
10:18:47 <foxtrotter> did you guys have a good game yesterday?
10:18:50 * Mort- eyes widen
10:19:04 <Mort-> They played cote yesterday
10:19:09 <foxtrotter> great
10:19:23 <foxtrotter> I was out of town so I couldn't join, i felt sad
10:19:27 <Mort-> So i wasn't there but it looked messy ^^
10:19:41 <Mort-> Will you be around on sat or Sunday.h
10:19:42 <Mort-> This week?
10:19:44 <Avatar> I feel sad when people don't play also
10:19:57 <Mort-> I think I'm going to bring khaz for a walk
10:20:02 <foxtrotter> no I am afraid not
10:20:06 <Mort-> Aw
10:20:18 <Mort-> Hydra should be around
10:20:24 <Mort-> But we will need a third
10:20:27 <foxtrotter> oh
10:20:31 <foxtrotter> yeah, i can't be in it
10:20:41 <Brunius> Swat
10:20:43 <Mort-> And I'm not 100 percent on ill be around either
10:21:00 <foxtrotter> well, just checking in, i'll catch you guys sometime later
10:21:17 <Avatar> you're not going anywhere
10:21:18 <Mort-> Anyway we abused avatars mobs on sat
10:21:18 <Mort-> We did evil evil things to them
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10:21:57 <Mort-> I promised my aunt id shop that week end
10:22:13 <Mort-> Technically Friday is the shopping day though
10:38:15 <Mort-> My oh my
10:38:26 <Mort-> Apparently a high level oskar will be a beast
10:39:59 <Spaceshot> aww... wild rager isn't allowed
10:40:08 <Spaceshot> probably because of the fact that you could kill team mates with it
10:41:20 <Mekkis> Itzamna might take spell focus conjuration
10:44:04 <Mort-> I have both conjuration and greater ><
10:44:19 <Mort-> Makes my glitterdust a beast ><
10:44:45 <Mort-> Sometimes i wonder if i should have taken it on enchantment instead
10:44:53 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+9 DC20 Handle Animal check, (teach Khaa! hunt)
10:44:54 <diebot> Mekkis, DC20 Handle Animal check, (teach Khaa! hunt): [1d20=7] 16
10:45:08 <Mort-> Failed
10:45:17 <Mort-> Id say khaa got distracted
10:46:21 <Spaceshot> back
10:47:09 <Spaceshot> Brunius: you on school holidays?
10:47:37 <Mekkis> 50% chance of success
10:48:58 <Brunius> Yeah
10:49:02 <Brunius> Till the 16th
10:49:04 <Spaceshot> bah, I only get 1 week
10:49:13 <Spaceshot> your last week basically
10:56:28 <Mort-> Why do you say you'll get more free
10:56:41 <Mort-> As in campaign running wise
10:56:54 <Spaceshot> what?
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10:57:07 <Mort-> Bru
11:10:12 <Brunius> Mo
11:14:21 <Brunius> Because it's school holidays, I have an extra 9-10 hours a day I can use for various things
11:14:31 <Brunius> eg - painting minis, writing up campaign ideas
11:19:32 <Mort-> Lol
11:19:42 <Mort-> Not sure if i would paint minis
11:19:58 <Mort-> id probably end up reading fan fic
11:20:35 <Spaceshot> lol fanfic
11:22:00 <Spaceshot> I should really do something more productive with my days off (I only go to AIE wed-friday) rather than just playing games :P
11:23:18 <Brunius> Get a job
11:23:24 <Brunius> :P
11:23:44 <Spaceshot> I don't believe you've met my psyche
11:24:28 <Spaceshot> but yes, I should probably get a job
11:24:35 <Spaceshot> but I doubt that's going to happen any time soon
11:24:38 <Brunius> Get one of those at home ones
11:24:44 <Brunius> That all the ads on the internet talk about
11:24:49 <Avatar> yeah get a job
11:24:52 <Avatar> it's so easy
11:25:01 <Spaceshot> do you have a job Avatar?
11:25:06 <Brunius> Didn't Mort- get a job in like a month?
11:25:12 <Avatar> I'm getting one
11:25:13 <Brunius> How long have you been jobless Avatar?
11:25:14 <Avatar> it's so easy
11:25:22 <Avatar> god
11:25:24 <Spaceshot> getting and having are 2 completely different hings
11:25:25 <Spaceshot> things*
11:26:02 <Mort-> I'm at work now yes
11:26:09 <Mort-> Its contract though
11:26:18 <Brunius> Ah
11:26:25 <Brunius> That's not good, is it?
11:26:35 * Mort- is a bookworm just like her wizard
11:26:42 <Spaceshot> it's better than not having a job
11:26:44 <Brunius> Hmm, to eat more vegemite toast or not eat more vegemite toast
11:26:47 <Brunius> True
11:28:12 <Spaceshot> also, I bet mort has skills, or better yet, qualifications, that I don't have
11:28:37 <Spaceshot> because in the end, 90% of jobs don't want to know what skills you have, just what qualifications you've got
11:28:52 <Brunius> I have qualifications, actually
11:29:09 <Spaceshot> such as?
11:29:10 <Brunius> I have this neat certificate that says I can email stuff
11:29:13 <Brunius> Cert I in IT
11:29:15 <Spaceshot> haha
11:29:17 <Brunius> So useless....
11:29:30 <Spaceshot> I've got Cert IV in IT (software development)
11:29:40 <Spaceshot> really doubt that's going to get me anywhere
11:33:51 <Spaceshot> yay, no motivation to do anything
11:33:54 <Mekkis> Spaceshot, I've found the opposite
11:34:09 <Mekkis> they want to know what experience you have, not what degrees you've got
11:34:34 <Spaceshot> programming is most of that 10% that don't care for qualifications
11:35:01 <Mekkis> a lot of jobs don't care about qualifications or experience
11:35:09 <Mekkis> they just want someone who can shuffle papers
11:35:24 <Spaceshot> don't underestimate the requirements of those jobs
11:36:21 <Spaceshot> anywho, Brunius/Avatar up for some EYE?
11:36:36 <Brunius> Haven't played in a while
11:36:39 <Brunius> So why not?
11:36:51 <Spaceshot> I bet Avatar is also free (when isn't he XD)
11:36:54 <Brunius> Don't think I've played since I whacked Ballig's GPU into this computer
11:37:05 <Spaceshot> haha
11:37:12 <Spaceshot> you might actually have some framerate going on then
11:37:41 <Brunius> Framerate? What's that?
11:38:02 <Spaceshot> :P
11:38:13 <Spaceshot> yay steam is lagging
11:38:39 <Spaceshot> someone besides me will have to host
11:39:09 <Brunius> I'll try, but can't guarantee anything because of my NAT issues
11:39:21 <Spaceshot> nat issues? still?
11:39:26 <Brunius> Yeah
11:39:35 <Spaceshot> were you able to host last time?
11:39:40 <Brunius> Can't remember
11:40:18 <Spaceshot> I know I was able to host, but that was when I was in adelaide with a cable connection
11:40:24 <Spaceshot> and I know ballig did host, not sure about avatar
11:41:17 <Brunius> map?
11:41:36 <Spaceshot> campaign mode
11:41:56 <Spaceshot> I'm just checking my characters atm
11:42:07 <Brunius> Challenge?
11:42:25 <Spaceshot> I'd say the equivalent of medium
11:42:34 <Spaceshot> but have the spawn rate or whatever it's called at the max
11:43:22 <Mort-> Morning
11:44:12 <Brunius> It's up, try joining me
11:44:55 <Spaceshot> what's your ip?
11:45:09 <Brunius> 192.168.14.12 :P
11:45:14 <Avatar> yo
11:45:14 <Brunius> Hang on, I'll find it
11:45:22 <Brunius> 118.209.234.193
11:45:25 <Spaceshot> did you also turn off lan only?
11:45:29 <Brunius> ofc
11:45:54 <Spaceshot> Avatar: you there?
11:46:05 * Mort- giggles
11:46:28 <Brunius> ...
11:46:29 <Mort-> Did novel ask any questions?
11:46:42 <Mort-> No. Seriously I'm here a lot :p
11:46:55 <Mort-> Do you want me to ask a specific set of questions
11:47:05 <Mort-> Else ill just steal their cookies
11:47:14 <Spaceshot> password?
11:47:22 <Brunius> Ballig
11:47:31 <Brunius> I should bake some cookies and bring them to conquest
11:47:37 <Brunius> Anyone have any allergies?
11:47:47 <Spaceshot> I always forget how to put password in the connect string in console
11:48:08 <Spaceshot> is it 'connect IP:port; password PASSWORD'?
11:48:27 <Brunius> I dunno
11:48:33 <Spaceshot> also, have you port forwarded/
11:48:34 <Spaceshot> ?*
11:48:37 <Brunius> No
11:48:42 <Spaceshot> are you able to?
11:48:49 <Brunius> No
11:48:53 <Spaceshot> seriously?
11:48:54 <Brunius> Can't get access to the router
11:49:04 <Spaceshot> paranoid dad is paranoid?
11:49:05 <Mort-> You can bake?
11:49:11 <Mort-> Wow!
11:49:12 <Brunius> Something like that
11:49:23 <Spaceshot> are you sure it's not the default password?
11:49:26 <Mort-> Craft(baking)
11:49:32 <Brunius> I've tried the default password yo
11:49:36 <Spaceshot> bah
11:49:56 <Spaceshot> guess you're going to have to play on my shitty 4G hosting
11:49:58 <Spaceshot> LETS DO IT
11:50:05 <Avatar> sense motive
11:50:12 <Brunius> Dude
11:50:21 <Brunius> Did you think I was joking about making cookies the last two times?
11:50:24 <Brunius> I actually did
11:50:28 <Spaceshot> should be in the server browser
11:50:37 <Brunius> Called?
11:50:44 <Spaceshot> spaceshot
11:50:46 <Mort-> Ah
11:50:46 <Spaceshot> I think
11:51:02 <Mort-> Down here its not common for guys to bake i guess
11:51:22 <Brunius> Can't see it there
11:51:31 <Brunius> Joining through steam is giving me an internal ip address
11:51:37 <Mort-> Heck these days I've been d&ding on week ends so i don't bake
11:52:09 <Spaceshot> why didn't you make anything for RPT then?
11:52:11 <Spaceshot> so mean
11:52:20 <Brunius> Insufficient motivation?
11:52:33 <Brunius> Didn't think of it?
11:52:45 <Spaceshot> it was probably your only time you'd be playing a level 11 for about a year or 2
11:52:51 <Spaceshot> knowing your track record :P
11:52:58 <Mort-> Its his choice if he wants to bake Dr not
11:53:04 <Brunius> What do you mean "Knowing my track record"?
11:53:10 <Spaceshot> hit 6, reroll :P
11:53:23 <Spaceshot> try again on server, just port forwarded
11:53:38 <Spaceshot> o...k...
11:53:40 <Spaceshot> wrong server XD
11:53:47 <Spaceshot> wrong map, but just try joining anyway
11:55:09 <Brunius> Not getting anything in server browser
11:55:10 <Brunius> IP?
11:56:25 <Spaceshot> 49.3.7.156
11:56:31 <Spaceshot> port 27015
11:57:19 <Brunius> nope
11:57:20 <Brunius> nothing
11:57:55 <Spaceshot> connect 49.3.7.156:27015; password dnd
11:58:28 <Brunius> nothing
11:58:44 <Spaceshot> are you sure 118.209.234.193 is your IP?
11:59:13 <Brunius> Yes.
11:59:35 <Spaceshot> try pinging it
12:00:16 <Brunius> Average 0ms
12:00:18 <Brunius> Happy?
12:00:25 <Spaceshot> mmk, so it is there
12:00:29 <Spaceshot> gimme a sec
12:00:35 <Spaceshot> lemme see if I need to open any other ports
12:01:46 <Spaceshot> ahh
12:01:49 <Spaceshot> needed more ports
12:01:51 <Spaceshot> gimme a sec
12:03:49 <Spaceshot> should be up
12:04:33 <Brunius> nothing
12:04:42 <Spaceshot> seriously?
12:04:47 <Brunius> seriously
12:04:56 <Spaceshot> are you using console?
12:05:20 <Brunius> yes
12:05:40 <Spaceshot> connect 49.3.7.156:27015
12:05:41 <Spaceshot> ?
12:06:07 <Brunius> ; password dnd
12:06:08 <Brunius> yes
12:06:16 <Spaceshot> have you left your current server first?
12:06:55 <Brunius> yes
12:07:16 <Spaceshot> gimme a sec to reboot EYE
12:08:08 <Spaceshot> try again
12:08:11 <Spaceshot> it might magically work
12:09:36 <Brunius> nothing
12:10:49 <Spaceshot> unfortunately we don't have a third person to check if it's me hosting thats the issue, or it's your comp/connection
12:11:06 <Brunius> Avatar around?
12:11:22 <Spaceshot> says he's online in steam
12:11:24 <Spaceshot> so I'm guessing
12:12:24 <Avatar> I'm busy trying to get a job
12:12:36 <Brunius> Ha
12:12:56 <Spaceshot> I thought you're already getting a job
12:13:07 <Spaceshot> like it was in the mail or something
12:14:34 <Spaceshot> well when you're done do you want to play EYE? or at least try and get it working
12:18:15 <Mort-> Lol
12:18:34 <Mort-> Why don't YOU try to get a job space :d
12:18:46 <Spaceshot> because
12:18:51 <Spaceshot> in short, my head is fucked
12:20:03 <Mort-> Your only defeated if you think you are
12:21:36 <Spaceshot> yay another one to add to the list of they think more than they know :P
12:27:21 <Spaceshot> but seriously, fucked up head doesn't help me in the slightest
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12:43:02 <Spaceshot> sweet, can't find my files
12:43:14 <Spaceshot> as in the tool
12:47:10 <MekkisScreen> !quote
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14:00:40 <Hydrazine_> Yo.
14:04:36 <Mekkis> moin
14:04:52 <Brunius> mentlegen
14:08:51 <Mort-> Zao
14:13:33 <Hydrazine_> Fo sho
14:13:54 <Mort-> Selamat pagi
14:14:27 <Mekkis> TCP-SYN
14:15:09 <Mort-> Its not a language
14:15:13 <Mort-> You fail mek :p
14:15:29 <Mekkis> yes it is
14:15:34 <Mekkis> SYN ->
14:15:37 <Mekkis> <- ACK
14:16:14 <Mort-> Gibberish
14:16:23 <Mort-> Does it say good morning?
14:16:29 <Mekkis> yes
14:16:35 <Mort-> Right
14:16:37 <Mekkis> we were trying to negotiate a protocol
14:16:44 <Mort-> Your Making it up :p
14:16:53 <War_Wrecker> MENTLEGEN
14:16:59 <War_Wrecker> :P
14:17:03 <Mort-> Already used
14:17:05 <War_Wrecker> I know
14:17:20 <War_Wrecker> wait
14:17:34 <War_Wrecker> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbY4ixm_ZM
14:17:50 <Mekkis> and regardless
14:17:58 <Mekkis> "moin" doesn't say "good morning"
14:18:29 <Mort-> I assumed it did :(
14:18:50 <Mort-> But what i spoke was good morning in 2 languages
14:20:57 <Mekkis> so you fail :S
14:21:14 <Mort-> No?
14:21:30 <Mort-> Your the odd one out!
14:22:19 <Mekkis> I started it
14:23:49 <Mort-> No?
14:23:54 <Mort-> Hydra did!
14:37:01 <Hydrazine_> I did?
14:37:49 <Hydrazine_> Sorry, too busy watching Death Valley.
14:38:06 <Hydrazine_> Its like.. Reno 911 meets Left 4 Dead.
14:54:58 <MekkisScreen> wiw
14:54:59 <MekkisScreen> wow
14:55:04 <MekkisScreen> Spaceshot's connection is shit
15:05:49 <Hydrazine_> Okay. Thats cool.
15:05:50 <Hydrazine_> Thanks.
15:06:45 <Hydrazine_> I found my house in 8-bit!
15:07:20 <Hydrazine_> Your system may not meet the minumum requirements for 8-bit computations.
15:08:05 <Mort-> Lol
15:08:57 <Hydrazine_> google be trollin'
15:10:59 <Avatar> it's pretty cool
15:11:40 <Hydrazine_> http://www.google.com/racing/
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15:15:09 <Wasteomana> hello?
15:15:20 <Hydrazine_> G'day mate.
15:15:37 <Wasteomana> How goes?
15:15:46 <Hydrazine_> Goes.
15:16:00 <Hydrazine_> Being amused at some of this year's big corporate april fools jokes.
15:16:20 <Mort-> Really?
15:16:26 <Mort-> Mine was uneventful
15:16:32 <Wasteomana> Same
15:16:41 <Hydrazine_> Toshiba has a commercial up for oddly shaped tablets.
15:16:52 <Hydrazine_> Oblong, Rhombus and heart.
15:17:31 <Hydrazine_> A youtube DVD.
15:17:31 <Hydrazine_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_UmWdcTrrc&feature=g-yt&context=G2d916c2FYAAAAAAABAA
15:17:52 <Wasteomana> So what all do peoples do on this IRC?
15:18:02 <Hydrazine_> We play D&D!
15:18:06 <Hydrazine_> Pathfinder type, usually.
15:18:14 <Wasteomana> blech
15:18:20 <Hydrazine_> Not all the time ofcourse. Its not exactly something you can do all day.
15:18:28 <Wasteomana> fair enough
15:18:44 <Hydrazine_> What were you looking for?
15:19:02 <Mort-> Cookies!
15:19:07 <Hydrazine_> lol.
15:19:07 <Mort-> Tons of them
15:19:11 <Wasteomana> best case scenario: Other people who DM for 4e.
15:19:14 <Hydrazine_> 75 trucks full of youtube DVDs.
15:19:24 <MekkisScreen> second best?
15:19:29 <Wasteomana> DMs in general
15:19:30 <Hydrazine_> Oh. Sorry, we don't believe we do any 4E here.
15:19:33 <MekkisScreen> oh
15:19:35 <Mort-> Lol
15:19:36 <MekkisScreen> I DM stuff
15:19:42 <Hydrazine_> Or rather, I've never seen any 4E.
15:19:45 <MekkisScreen> I won't run 4e though
15:19:47 <Wasteomana> fair enough
15:19:57 <Mort-> He also has a horn and a tail. And claws :)
15:20:05 <Wasteomana> why the refusal of 4e if you dont mind me asking?
15:20:12 <Mort-> Make it has horns
15:20:44 <MekkisScreen> from someone who's played the previous editions, 4e seems too contrived, inflexible, and... well .. not "epic
15:20:47 <Mort-> Don't like the system mechanics
15:20:51 <Wasteomana> (really just typed in dnd irc in google and joined a couple channels to see what is going on)
15:21:08 <MekkisScreen> I'm sure there are people out there who like it, but...
15:21:25 <Wasteomana> I've played and DMed previous editions as well, seems perfectly flexible to me but everyone has their opinions
15:21:30 <Mort-> No trip. No grapple. No disarm.
15:21:42 <Mort-> Oops :p
15:22:06 <Wasteomana> trip = prone, grapple = grab and I disarm my players every now and again.
15:22:45 <Hydrazine_> Personally, I don't like 4E because it feels a bit like a video game.
15:23:09 <Hydrazine_> Like they're taking away options to make things more simple.
15:23:27 <Wasteomana> I've heard that a lot and its a valid reason. If your DM only uses the rules and frameworks of the books its too simple by half
15:23:46 <Wasteomana> What do you mean by taking away options?
15:23:46 <Hydrazine_> But isn't the idea of the game to use the rules in the book?
15:23:51 <MekkisScreen> (If you know any of them, are they interested in buying a bunch of 4e books....)
15:24:35 <Wasteomana> The idea is to use the rules of the books as a base and build a story from them. If you only stick to the basic rules and never do anything on top of it its like staying in the basement of a skyscraper.
15:25:05 <Wasteomana> You CAN do it, but not really sure why you would want to. I feel like the problem with most people who see 4e is there is no explicit sign saying "elevator that way"
15:25:20 <MekkisScreen> Wasteomana: in my opinion, the rules are partly there to make running a game easier. If I need to throw out most of them or build massively on top of them to make an interesting game, then it's adding more work to teh DM
15:25:23 <Wasteomana> Mekkis: I own almost all the 4e books, so sorry.
15:25:48 <MekkisScreen> pity: I have an almost untouched PHB, MM and DMG...
15:26:29 <Wasteomana> Well, thats assuming it is hard to make upthe stuff as you go and need the extra rules. One of my primary problems with 3.5 was that there was a legit rule to memorize for everything
15:26:32 <Hydrazine_> I hope you have a fruitful search. Chances ae theres got to be some 4E nerds doing like us Pathfinder nerds do somewhere.
15:26:58 <Wasteomana> Hydra: I found someone to talk to, pretty much search success :-P
15:27:07 <Hydrazine_> Fair enough then.
15:27:18 <MekkisScreen> depending on your players, it is
15:27:36 <Wasteomana> Having a rule for everything is great if everyone knows all the rules all the time, in that way I feel it fits better as a video game.
15:27:48 <Hydrazine_> Yeah, I tried 4E, and it just felt like.. they were replacing all the variety and options and class features with something like MMO special attacks.
15:27:49 <MekkisScreen> that being sait, one thing that 3.5/PF does tend to do is remove the divinity from a DM :S
15:27:52 <Wasteomana> Your computer doesn't have to look up how hard it is to swim through jelly
15:28:26 <MekkisScreen> I'd think that 4e would be easier to put on a computer than 3.5e
15:28:29 <Wasteomana> In 3e there might be rule for that written down somewhere, 4e just says "DM make something up"
15:28:31 <Hydrazine_> I played WoW for a while, and thats what 4E reminded me of.
15:28:52 <MekkisScreen> how does $NPC react to Charm Monster?
15:29:39 <Wasteomana> 4e would be easy to do on a computer, but really boring as there is a lot of stuff it is assumed that is up to the DM to make up on the fly. I think that the rules would be too constrictive, or non existant to make it a good game.
15:29:47 <Wasteomana> Disarm being a good example
15:30:01 <Hydrazine_> So how do you disarm in 4E?
15:30:15 <Wasteomana> me personally or as in how the rules say to disarm people?
15:30:27 <Hydrazine_> I'd like both answers if you don't mind.
15:30:28 <MekkisScreen> Wasteomana: how do you cast /shrink object/ in 4e?
15:31:04 <Wasteomana> Mekkis: Assuming said spell exists, pretty similar to how you would use it in older editions
15:32:04 <Wasteomana> The rules say to only disarm via things that are thematic and explainable with fluff. I tend to use fumbles, crits and opposed skill checks (like a grab/grapple with weapons) if people want to disarm one another.
15:33:07 <Wasteomana> 4e rules say "we have no rules for disarm, make stuff up". In a computer game that translates to "disarm doesn't exist", in dnd that translates to "use whatever rules best enable you to mechanically explain the story in the situation".
15:33:32 <Wasteomana> problem is most people go "oh, there are no specific rules for disarm, therefore I cannot be disarmed"
15:33:53 <Wasteomana> same thing with trip: There are no specific rules for tripping people, so people cannot be tripped.
15:34:19 <Hydrazine_> Part of my experiences with 4E involve a 4E fan friend of mine getting a bunch of experienced 3.5 players to do a 4E game with him.
15:34:45 <Hydrazine_> And one of these wants to disarm some guy because hes kicking ass. DM says "You can't." Rage started building from there.
15:34:49 <Wasteomana> which, if you are thinking about characters as collections of polygons makes lots of sense, but if you are thinking about it as a game designed to emulate life taking place with a different ruleset it makes no sense.
15:34:59 <Wasteomana> Well, thats a silly DM :-P
15:35:11 <Hydrazine_> Atleast you can understand where I'm getting the video game feel from.
15:35:18 <Wasteomana> 100% understand it
15:35:23 <Hydrazine_> Maybe I'd have more fun with it with a more versatile DM.
15:35:35 <Hydrazine_> If it helps any I think it was his first game of 4E too.
15:35:57 <Wasteomana> I completely understand when someone says "my dm only plays by what goes into the rules" and the person saying it feels like a video game.
15:36:03 <Hydrazine_> I'm not absolutely opposed to trying 4E again, but I'm not exactly going to hunt out a game if you get me.
15:36:16 <Hydrazine_> I did like a few of the concepts.
15:36:21 <Wasteomana> In that respect, the way 4e is presented is really bad at showing that image, partially intentionally.
15:36:38 <Wasteomana> I have the same opinion of CoC games.
15:36:38 <Hydrazine_> I think 4E has more opportunity for a melee to try and control his enemy, for instance.
15:37:43 <Hydrazine_> Do you feel like 4E tried to make combat effectiveness more equivalent across the classes?
15:37:47 <Wasteomana> and more opportunity for low level casters not feeling like they should play a melee character for the first 5+ levels and then switch to a caster at higher levels.
15:38:02 <Wasteomana> More equivalent, yes
15:38:10 <Hydrazine_> How do you feel about this?
15:38:17 <Wasteomana> about what?
15:38:35 <Hydrazine_> Okay. I think I'm against it. Whats the point of a fighter if everyone else can fight just as well, and do other stuff?
15:39:09 <Wasteomana> I think we are dangerously close to talking past eachother instead of talking to eachother, what exactly are we talking about right now?
15:39:18 <Hydrazine_> I'm currently playing a fighter pretty often in our pathfinder games, and he rocks the house at what he does. Can't do shit else though.
15:39:41 <MekkisScreen> Wasteomana: last I checked, the spellShrink Object doesn't exist in 4e
15:40:00 <Hydrazine_> If the rest of my party could fight just as well and still do other stuff too, I think this would change how useful I find my character.
15:40:05 <Mort-> Enlarged fighters ftw.
15:40:07 <Wasteomana> It may not, but thats rather apples to oranges there.
15:40:11 <MekkisScreen> (that was one thing that annoyed me: the fact that pretty much any spell that doesn't do damage doesn't exist in 4e)
15:40:31 <MekkisScreen> 4E did teach me some important things though
15:40:44 <MekkisScreen> "Avoid Combat at all costs"
15:40:47 <Wasteomana> I honestly cant respond to everyone's things fast enough, lol
15:41:14 <MekkisScreen> Because if you find yourself in combat, it'll take ages to finish
15:41:19 <Hydrazine_> The beauty of text based conversation is that we can all scroll up instead of just forgetting things.
15:41:24 <Wasteomana> Saying X spell doesnt exist in Y system and thus Y system is silly is kinda a 2 way street.
15:41:38 <Wasteomana> Combat is actually really fast at my table.
15:41:56 <MekkisScreen> Wasteomana: true: but the fact that NO non-damaging spells exist is my issue
15:42:35 <Wasteomana> Well, a few things about that mekkis. non-damaging spells do infact exist, most of them are just rituals or combined into other types of spells
15:43:55 <MekkisScreen> rituals have their own issues: you can't even attempt to use them in combat, they cost nontrivial amounts of money...
15:44:35 <Wasteomana> a good number of those can be made free rather easily, or have their costs drastically reduced.
15:44:56 <MekkisScreen> (keep in mind my 4E experiences is 2008-2009 based)
15:45:21 <MekkisScreen> the other thing I felt in 4E was that you never *got* anywhere...
15:45:24 <Wasteomana> For instance: Shrink "You shrink an object. Your arcana check result determines how small the item becomes and how long the effect lasts."
15:45:41 <Wasteomana> a good check being 10% of truesize for 24 hours
15:45:54 <MekkisScreen> (DCs increase at exactly the same rate as bonuses increase)
15:46:17 <Wasteomana> What do you mean by that mekkis?
15:46:41 <MekkisScreen> you're doing exactly the same thing at level 9 as you were at level 2
15:46:51 <Wasteomana> Would you mind offering an example?
15:47:02 <MekkisScreen> except that combat takes a lot longer
15:47:16 <MekkisScreen> at level 2, you hit on a 9 on the dice.
15:47:27 <MekkisScreen> at level 9, you still hit on a 9 on the dice.
15:47:42 <MekkisScreen> the only difference is that at level 2, your total is 19
15:48:18 <Wasteomana> assuming you are still fighting equal level creatures yes. The difference being the first time you hit a goblin and the second time you hit an ogre (rough example)
15:49:01 <Wasteomana> at level 19 you are hitting on a 9 against something even meaner if it is the same level, at 25 even meaner at 30 the meanest ever.
15:49:21 <Wasteomana> but if you, say, attacked that goblin you saw at level 2 you instead hit on a 2.
15:49:46 <Wasteomana> but thats fairly true with all dice based games
15:49:59 <Wasteomana> well, should say that is true with most instead of sort of true with all.
15:51:34 <MekkisScreen> but your combat options do improve in some systems
15:51:52 <Wasteomana> for instance?
15:53:28 <Mort-> I used to colour spray!
15:53:40 <Mort-> It sort of hits everyone in the vicinity :(
15:54:02 <Mort-> At least now my idea of battlefield control is more controllable
15:55:05 <Hydrazine_> I do gotta say, you're pretty good at aiming those things.
15:55:16 <Hydrazine_> Takes me a bit to figure out area effect spells and positioning.
15:55:31 <Mort-> I've had practice! 6 levels worth!
15:55:42 <Wasteomana> Lets see to get back to earlier comments: "combat takes forever"- Yes it does in any system until people have it learned. I think with the system being, effectively, smaller and more left to the DM for specific thematic elements that means the basic system can be learned faster and remembered more effectively.
15:55:43 <Hydrazine_> All I'm really practiced at in that direction is how much of an area big Jerus can murder in.
15:55:48 <Mort-> Lol that's why i have to insist i must see the map
15:57:54 <Mort-> The side note besides that i can actually picture those squares on the map...
15:58:32 <Mort-> The ultimate mastery is when you can see and know what your allies are going to do
15:58:43 <Mort-> Heh :p
15:58:50 <Mort-> Its like you know...
15:59:27 <Wasteomana> "If the rest of the party could fight just as well" depends what you mean by fight. The fighter will still out punch the wizard, the wizard will out magic the fighter. The main difference being that the wizard no longer playes like a crappy fighter/rogue/ranger/etc at low levels with an occasional spell mixed in and is now functional and useful from the first level. People's opinions on whether
15:59:28 <Wasteomana> this is a good thing or not understandably vary. I understand the mindset that wizards have to study for a long time to be useful and are paying for their awesomeness later by not be as strong out of the gate. I also understand the thought of "Im playing a game, I dont want to have to go through 5 IRL months of feeling useless to be awesome later. I'd rather be useful from day one and awesome
15:59:28 <Wasteomana> later."
16:01:05 <Wasteomana> (sorry, dont mean to drone on if I'm the only one still interested in that topic)
16:01:17 <Hydrazine_> No, its cool.
16:01:39 <Mort-> Not in a position to comment since i haven't played 4e before in all honesty
16:02:01 <Hydrazine_> I guess to be more specific, sure I get that the fighter's gonna use weapons and such, and the wizard is going to use spells, but is there a noticable difference in actual damage output from either one? Or from other classes?
16:02:02 <MekkisScreen> Wasteomana: I believe the "Combat Takes Forever" was an issue that remained such until they erratad about 95% of the monster manual to actually drop the HPs to managable totals...
16:03:04 <Hydrazine_> I do think though that converting saves to to static values rather than roll modifiers is a good thing in the general idea of speeding things up.
16:03:07 <Wasteomana> Hydra: yes there is
16:04:30 <Wasteomana> Hydra: But its the roles that will be doing different scales of damages. But if you dont know much about 4e its hard to say anything about that as it takes an understanding of the new role system before you can even start the discussion.
16:05:31 <Wasteomana> But to use the example stated, the Wizard will do smaller amounts of damage to more things and his damage will come with other effects. His fire might not do as much damage to a target as the warrior's axe, but it did that damage to 5 targets and now the ground is on fire.
16:06:11 <Wasteomana> Mekkis: Agreed, they did that wrong and they still suck at making solos.
16:06:26 <MekkisScreen> but the wizard is still clicking on the bad guys
16:06:32 * Mort- makes a nice firewall and decides that the ground is on fire as well
16:06:36 <Wasteomana> clicking on?
16:11:08 <MekkisScreen> yeah
16:11:17 <Wasteomana> What do you mean by clicking on?
16:11:17 <MekkisScreen> saying "I attack that thing"
16:11:47 <MekkisScreen> rather than, say, casting Enlarge Person on the fighter
16:11:51 <Wasteomana> Well, in the example I was using i was talking about a burst/blast where you attack that area.
16:12:18 <Wasteomana> Ahh, I gotcha, they are more of a direct combat person than a support character
16:12:19 <MekkisScreen> I know
16:12:58 <MekkisScreen> congrats, you can use that Blast/burst... 1/day?
16:13:02 <Wasteomana> The support character thing has been shifted away from the wizard generally.
16:13:19 <Wasteomana> um, depending on which it is you might be able to use it every turn
16:13:24 * Mort- wails because she is a helpful wizard
16:14:22 <MekkisScreen> but everyone is, in some way or another, a "direct combat person"
16:14:35 <Wasteomana> except for the leader, who isnt
16:15:12 <Wasteomana> and while the wizard might be a "direct combat person" they arent a "direct damage person" like the strikers are.
16:15:34 <MekkisScreen> they still do nothing but sit around doing damage
16:15:56 <Wasteomana> except for all the effects which is their primary role instead of damage.
16:16:14 <Wasteomana> The wizard who tries to out damage the fighter is a bad wizard
16:16:34 <Wasteomana> and generally unsuccessful, very specific situations not withstanding.
16:18:10 <Wasteomana> the fighter is saying "I do x damage" the wizard is saying "I do y damage and also they fly over that way, or sit down, or are blind, or deaf, or temporarily a turtle, or stuck in some mud, or slow, or on fire."
16:20:25 <MekkisScreen> sure
16:20:28 <MekkisScreen> damage + effect
16:20:34 <MekkisScreen> but so does the fighter
16:20:55 <Wasteomana> sometimes, but generally the more important bit for the fighter is the damage and the wizard is more about the effect.
16:21:11 <Wasteomana> For just effect you scoot over to the warlord instead
16:21:21 <Wasteomana> or cleric/bard etc etc
16:48:49 OsterGuard ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
16:49:24 <OsterGuard> So who's online?
16:49:29 <Mort-> Of
16:49:31 <Mort-> Me
16:50:11 <OsterGuard> Coolio
16:50:21 <OsterGuard> I'm in class :)
16:50:47 <Mort-> You shouldn't irc in class
16:51:10 <OsterGuard> Probably shouldn't, no
16:51:12 <Avatar> yes you should
16:51:15 <Avatar> don't listen OsterGuard
16:51:22 <OsterGuard> Oh, okay
16:51:37 <OsterGuard> I'll make sure to tell my teacher
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17:04:58 <Mort-> So 4
17:05:09 <Mort-> Dc 14 fort save
17:05:09 <Steven> who are you intimidating oster?
17:05:12 <Mort-> Oh forget it
17:05:20 <Mort-> Sux
17:05:26 <Steven> mort?
17:05:56 <OsterGuard> I'm just messing around
17:06:18 <OsterGuard> Intimidating an RL friend
17:06:50 <Steven> cool?
17:07:02 <OsterGuard> Yes.
17:07:10 <OsterGuard> I made him catch my train
17:07:13 <Steven> can i show you how intimidation is supposed to be done?
17:07:18 Steven is now known as Ausk
17:07:19 <OsterGuard> Sure
17:07:30 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+37 Intimidation
17:07:30 <diebot> Ausk, Intimidation: [1d20=15] 52
17:07:38 <OsterGuard> I honestly have no idea
17:07:57 <Mort-> He is level 12 and an inquisitor
17:08:09 <Ausk> yeah....
17:08:55 <Mort-> Anyway
17:08:56 <OsterGuard> So for a level 1 cleric it would be...?
17:09:01 <Mort-> You around this week end?
17:09:13 <Mort-> Did you even put any skill ranks into it?
17:09:23 <OsterGuard> Nope
17:09:29 <Mort-> Otherwise its just your cha mod
17:09:43 <Mort-> Which I'm guessing its a +2 or +3
17:10:10 <OsterGuard> I am around, an it's holidays so I don't have anything I need to do
17:10:10 <OsterGuard> So I can play
17:10:16 <OsterGuard> And yeah, it's 1 I think
17:10:16 <OsterGuard> Maybe 2
17:10:42 <OsterGuard> Only thing I have +3 is wisdom
17:10:56 <Hydrazine_> Oster might be playing this weekend? Cool.
17:11:24 <Ausk> i have fried chicken!
17:12:49 <OsterGuard> D: I lost connection.
17:13:53 <Spaceshot> Brunius: how's your 40k going?
17:13:55 <OsterGuard> But yeah, anything I need to know about this weekend?
17:14:28 <Mort-> Steven will you be around this week end?
17:14:36 <Mort-> Whats your ac
17:14:46 <Spaceshot> OsterGuard: you said you were from perth and played 40k? (I remember the perth part, not exactly sure on the 40k part)
17:14:53 <Mort-> Chances are you'll end up with a monk and a magus in your party
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18:14:52 <Mort-> Only problem is you can't charm person
18:15:21 <Steven> Jedi's=Mystic Theurges
18:15:25 <Tashes> oh there we go ^_^
18:16:10 <Tashes> I got a new phoen today!
18:16:24 <Mort-> You can't brillant energy your blade
18:16:36 <Spaceshot> ... JEDI ARE NOT DIVINE OR ARCANE
18:16:46 <Steven> yeah, they are both
18:16:47 <Spaceshot> they're either true namers or psionic
18:17:04 <Steven> Mystic theurge
18:17:17 <Spaceshot> fuck it, I give up
18:17:26 <Mort-> They are arcane!
18:17:26 <Spaceshot> think what you want
18:17:26 <Hydrazine> lol.
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18:43:27 <Steven> oh man.... this sucks
18:43:38 <Steven> im tired....
18:43:40 <Spaceshot> fuck that was painful
18:43:43 <Steven> how is that even possible
18:49:23 <Mort-> B) none of us can heal worth sh*t
18:49:35 <OsterGuard> I know :p
18:49:39 <Mort-> So i thought id try my hand at buttery :m
18:49:43 <Avatar> isn't Ava a life oracle
18:49:43 <Mort-> :d
18:49:46 <OsterGuard> I can? :O
18:49:55 <Mort-> He is at the convention nub!
18:50:02 <Avatar> oh you're right
18:50:04 <Avatar> only on the sunday
18:50:08 <Mort-> Dug
18:50:10 <Mort-> Duh
18:50:25 <Avatar> no Duh is a product of fear
18:50:26 <Mort-> God knows how long he is deciding to stay whatsoever
18:50:31 <Mort-> Besides me and space.
18:50:47 <Mort-> Ah well
18:51:21 <Tashes> what the fuck is a dreidel?
18:51:57 <Mort-> Besides I'm a fluffy mur when i decide to fluff
18:52:56 <Steven> its a spinning top
18:53:19 <OsterGuard> Good to know.
18:53:37 <Hydrazine> a four sided top.
18:53:45 <Hydrazine> a topd4
18:54:13 <Mort-> I've been in one game without a healer :d
18:54:17 <Mort-> O dear
18:54:31 <OsterGuard> Not good, generally.
18:54:38 <Tashes> Did you both google it?
18:54:44 <Steven> nope
18:54:47 <Hydrazine> No, I've known this for ages.
18:54:56 <Steven> its cake, people just need to bring pots
18:54:59 <Steven> my brother once had to do a report on a randomly chosen word
18:55:06 <Steven> and he got dreidel
18:55:12 <Spaceshot> hehe
18:55:13 <OsterGuard> Orrrrrr
18:55:18 <OsterGuard> Healers
18:55:28 <Spaceshot> usually made of clay
18:55:34 <Spaceshot> jewish spinning top
18:55:36 <Hydrazine> We learned this in school around Hanukkah time
18:55:43 <Tashes> yeah but you're american.
18:55:44 <Spaceshot> usually with carvings out of ancient hebrew on the sides
18:55:50 <Steven> yeah.... or bring pots
18:55:59 <Hydrazine> I don't remember the symbols, but its a game.
18:55:59 <Tashes> and space is googling.
18:56:02 <Spaceshot> Tashes: no, no I'm not
18:56:06 <Spaceshot> I know too much about religion
18:56:07 <Tashes> and steven, i dont know you, but i think i'm gonna go with you know too much.
18:56:14 <OsterGuard> Orrrrr
18:56:15 <Spaceshot> mainly from cartoons and laughing about stupid religious shit
18:56:16 <OsterGuard> Nevermind
18:56:28 <Steven> well
18:56:40 <Steven> im disabled, so i dont do anything but run errands for my family and read
18:56:52 <Steven> yeah so i went and layed down for a nap today
18:56:54 <Mort-> Too low level for pots
18:56:57 <Steven> about 12
18:57:03 <Mort-> !throw 4#
18:57:10 <Steven> just woke up
18:57:15 <Steven> 12 hours of sleeping
18:57:16 <Spaceshot> what type of disabled?
18:57:22 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d6-4
18:57:22 <Steven> chronic migraines
18:57:23 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d6-4: [1d6=3] -1, [1d6=5] 1, [1d6=5] 1, [1d6=2] -2
18:57:35 <Spaceshot> oh, nothing fancy, dang XD
18:57:43 <Steven> 4/7 days of the week
18:57:45 <Mort-> Minmum damage you do is still 1 right?
18:57:51 <Mort-> Hm
18:57:52 <Hydrazine> He got his head chopped off in 'Nam.
18:57:53 <Steven> sam was supposed to wake me up at like 3pm
18:57:55 <Mort-> Not a good idea
18:57:56 <Steven> no....
18:58:01 <Steven> you actually can heal a mob
18:58:05 <Steven> with doing negative damae
18:58:07 <Mort-> Can you do 0 damage?
18:58:08 <Steven> damage
18:58:13 <Mort-> Right
18:58:16 <Steven> hehehehehehe
18:58:16 <Hydrazine> Still carried the more injured in his platoon off the front line.
18:58:21 <Steven> yeah minimum damage is 1
18:58:21 <Mort-> Your not being funny are you?
18:58:23 <Steven> hydra....
18:58:24 <OsterGuard> !throw 1d20+2 intimidate
18:58:24 <diebot> OsterGuard, intimidate: [1d20=14] 16
18:58:31 <Steven> you're not supposed to be telling people
18:58:42 <Steven> wish i never carried you off right now
18:58:45 <Spaceshot> XD
18:59:44 <Spaceshot> Steven: I really need to get my whatever the fuck I have as a signed off disability
18:59:50 <Spaceshot> I want more plastic crack XD
19:00:04 <Hydrazine> If I played a half orc barbarian, and wore red armor.. could I move faster?
19:00:25 <Spaceshot> no, only orks go fasta in red
19:00:33 <Spaceshot> RED WONS GO FASTA
19:00:44 <Hydrazine> WAAAGH!
19:01:03 <Steven> oh yeah
19:01:13 <Spaceshot> FOR AIUR (no idea what tau actually say, but I'd guess something close to that) XD
19:01:49 <Spaceshot> Steven: how would you suggest I go about getting properly tested for autism/asperges/ADD?
19:01:59 <Spaceshot> because 2 quacks so far say I've only got dysthemia, and that's it
19:02:07 <Spaceshot> fuckin quacks
19:02:27 <Steven> find a doctor that specializes in it
19:02:30 <Steven> and go get tested by him
19:02:45 <Spaceshot> bah, that requires effort
19:02:57 <Spaceshot> (I totally agree with dysthemia, but more chronic depression wise XD)
19:03:28 <Spaceshot> no wait, the first one said I had dysthemia, the other one said I had anxiety issues and gave me shitty drugs for it
19:03:58 <Spaceshot> but yea, I should probably find a proper doc
19:04:17 <Spaceshot> or a psyciatrist not a psychologist(can't prescribe meds WTF)
19:05:29 <Steven> yeah, if you want to get documented, you have to get documented properly
19:07:42 <Steven> otherwise you will never get it to stand up to a disabilities review
19:09:00 <Steven> woooooooooooooooooooooties
19:09:20 <Spaceshot> cookies?
19:09:29 <Steven> im goin to bed
19:09:38 <Steven> but i wont be sleepin
19:09:43 <Steven> bwahahahahah
19:09:46 <Steven> peace!
19:10:23 <Spaceshot> haha
19:10:30 <Spaceshot> I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR
19:10:36 * Spaceshot high fives Steven
19:10:39 <Spaceshot> give her one for me xd
19:10:41 <Spaceshot> XD*
19:10:44 <Steven> .....
19:10:46 <Steven> yeah.....
19:10:50 <Steven> i dont think so
19:11:06 <Spaceshot> dude don't be a party pooper
19:11:13 <Spaceshot> not my fault I couldn't come over this time, too short a notice
19:11:22 <Spaceshot> XD
19:11:22 <Steven> dont worry, im gonna give her as many as she will let me give her
19:11:32 <Steven> i just wont be giving her one from you lol
19:11:32 <Spaceshot> half a one?
19:11:32 <Tashes> Cookies?
19:11:36 <Tashes> i'm sure she likes cookies.
19:11:39 <Spaceshot> yes tashes, cookies
19:11:41 <Spaceshot> special cookies
19:11:53 <Tashes> ooo-ooo
19:12:01 <Avatar> Tashes: I'm glad you didn't wait to see my finished drawing
19:12:33 <Steven> see ya
19:12:47 <Steven> i hope ya have half as much fun as im bout to have
19:12:49 <Steven> see ya
19:13:24 Steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
19:13:41 <OsterGuard> My brother plays, and I was going to play l, but it's damned expensive.
19:13:50 <Mort-> What's your armor class like
19:14:50 <Tashes> Did you make it dirty?
19:15:01 <Tashes> cos i mean.. i always specify when i'm drawing a 'man'
19:15:19 <OsterGuard> Mine?
19:15:23 <OsterGuard> Hmmm
19:15:27 <OsterGuard> Lemme check.
19:15:32 <Mort-> Yeah
19:15:38 <Mort-> I think i know what's coming
19:15:51 <OsterGuard> I have my character sheet on my laptop
19:15:59 <Mort-> Yeah
19:17:00 <OsterGuard> 13
19:17:20 <Avatar> no
19:17:24 <Mort-> With armor?
19:17:24 <Avatar> do you want me to make it dirty
19:17:38 <OsterGuard> I think so
19:17:45 <Mort-> You start with 150 gp
19:17:50 <Mort-> Make use of it
19:17:56 <Mort-> Clerics can wear medium armor
19:18:00 <Tashes> usre
19:18:15 <Avatar> okay
19:18:17 <OsterGuard> What bonus does leather armor give you?
19:18:22 <Avatar> where possible
19:18:30 <Mort-> Check d20
19:18:32 <Avatar> some of the words you just can't do it with
19:18:33 <Brunius> Jerks
19:18:55 <OsterGuard> Well what do you reccomend then?
19:18:59 <OsterGuard> Chain shirt?
19:19:07 <Hydrazine> Hows your dex?
19:19:10 <Mort-> 2 for armor?
19:19:17 <Mort-> His dex is crap
19:19:31 <OsterGuard> +1
19:19:31 <Hydrazine> Scale mail puts you at atleast 15 AC.
19:19:31 <Hydrazine> ONe of my words was usher. Dunno how I can make that dirty.
19:19:31 <Brunius> I'm afraid to check my email now
19:19:31 <Hydrazine> If it was R.Kelly, now..
19:19:31 <Brunius> it might have more messages from ballgi
19:19:40 <Mort-> I say we get him to wear scale mail and wear a shield
19:19:41 <Hydrazine> About the highest you can afford to start with.
19:19:47 <Mort-> Unless he is 2 handing stuff
19:20:08 <Mort-> Sling you don't add strength damage
19:20:18 <Hydrazine> Not many options to 2hand as a cleric are there?
19:20:20 <OsterGuard> I need to know it
19:20:37 <Mort-> Not sure i never rolled up one
19:20:41 * OsterGuard 's weight and cost
19:20:44 <Ausk> no way, 2h clerics rock
19:20:54 <Mort-> He also gains proficiency in nethys weapons
19:20:56 <Ausk> just get channel smite
19:20:58 <Mort-> Whatever they are
19:21:05 <Mort-> Steven.
19:21:13 <Hydrazine> Why're you still Ausk?
19:21:17 <Mort-> Will you be around on sat/ Sunday
19:21:20 <Ausk> feels good
19:21:25 <Mort-> He wants to show off intimidate
19:21:29 <OsterGuard> Nethys is a quaterstaff
19:21:30 <Brunius> Ballig*
19:21:30 <Brunius> emailing the google group
19:21:41 <Mort-> Id pass on it
19:21:53 <Hydrazine> Scale mail and a heavy shield puts you at 17AC plus dex mod, aslong as its under 3.
19:22:07 <Mort-> Ok he has same ac as me
19:22:11 <Mort-> Hoku check?
19:22:21 <Hydrazine> Which is pretty good to start with.
19:22:32 <Hydrazine> I think Hoku's at 17 aswell.
19:22:39 <Mort-> You'll drop to 15?
19:23:11 <Hydrazine> For a couple levels, yes.
19:23:13 <Mort-> The moment you start "attacking"
19:23:24 <Hydrazine> But my opponent suffers the same, and more.
19:23:29 <Mort-> Yeah
19:23:41 <Mort-> Should i load more colour sprays?
19:23:56 <Mort-> Its a tad indiscriminate though
19:24:01 <Mort-> Will save?
19:24:13 <Ballig> what
19:24:45 <Steven> and completely useless once you fight 4HD+ creatures
19:24:53 <Mort-> Dude
19:24:59 <Mort-> We running a low level party
19:25:06 <Mort-> 1 and 2s
19:25:10 <Spaceshot> Brunius: lagging internet and no file to do miniature work make me very irritated
19:25:10 <Brunius> Ha
19:25:25 <Steven> pfffffffffffffffft
19:25:45 <Mort-> Are you suggesting i use a 3d6 sg on the bad guys?
19:26:16 <Mort-> Sure. Probably kills him on hit. But how about the other 3
19:26:19 <Brunius> I have a triangular file I've been using forever
19:26:19 <Spaceshot> fuck you
19:26:19 <Brunius> That's not very nice...
19:27:42 <Spaceshot> meh
19:27:42 <Spaceshot> so wish I was able to get a line into here
19:27:42 <Spaceshot> somehow
19:27:42 <Spaceshot> rather than having to use vividwireless
19:27:55 <Steven> im thinkin imma get me some pie
19:28:34 <Hydrazine> What kind?
19:28:59 <Steven> sam says she made a cherry and a blackberry
19:29:07 <Steven> so........
19:29:08 <OsterGuard> Sorry I left guys. You must have missed me so much.
19:29:08 <Spaceshot> clearly
19:29:08 <OsterGuard> I'm trying to find a link for the first episode of A Game of Thrones
19:29:08 <OsterGuard> ;Season 2
19:29:12 <Steven> one of each bwahahahahaahahah
19:29:26 <OsterGuard> I want pie. :(
19:29:37 <Mort-> Will save on hoku?
19:29:41 <Mort-> Considering
19:29:43 <Mort-> Hm
19:29:57 <Mort-> Enlarge person or colour spray
19:30:22 <OsterGuard> !throw 1d20+999999 bluff
19:30:22 <diebot> OsterGuard, bluff: [1d20=10] 1000009
19:30:27 <OsterGuard> "I'm starving!"
19:30:33 <OsterGuard> "I swear"
19:30:36 <OsterGuard> It was released about an hour ago
19:30:36 <Spaceshot> heh
19:30:36 <Brunius> tpb
19:30:36 <Brunius> Spaceshot: Ask the neighbours for one and string a LOOONG ethernet cable over there :P
19:30:36 <Spaceshot> XD
19:30:36 <OsterGuard> haha
19:30:36 <Spaceshot> my neighbours are the dental hospital and some office building
19:30:58 * Mort- throws osterguard one of her cookies
19:31:06 <Hydrazine> How is she with pecan?
19:31:06 <OsterGuard> "I'll die if I do t get pie!"
19:31:31 <OsterGuard> "I said pie damnit!"
19:31:36 <Mort-> I don't have pie :(
19:31:51 <OsterGuard> /me noms cookie anyway
19:31:59 <Mort-> Hydra. Enlarge person or colour spray
19:32:01 <Mort-> :p
19:32:08 * OsterGuard lets lug
19:32:24 <Mort-> Ok oster
19:32:24 <OsterGuard> haha
19:32:24 <OsterGuard> yes Mort?
19:32:24 <Mort-> Urm. Probably on sat and Sunday
19:32:24 <Mort-> You'll meet khaz.
19:32:24 <Brunius> Pay the office building
19:32:24 <Brunius> They will probably do it
19:32:24 <Mort-> He is your tank for the day.
19:32:24 <Mort-> ><
19:32:24 <Spaceshot> meh, I'm not really sure what the other building is, was just thinking office
19:32:24 <Mort-> Aka you have a wizard persona trying to play a tank :p
19:32:26 * OsterGuard lets out a deep contented sigh
19:32:30 <Mort-> How good do you feel about dodging a dc 14 colour spray
19:32:58 <Hydrazine> !thow 1d20+5
19:33:02 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+5
19:33:03 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
19:33:09 <Hydrazine> Badly with a 3.
19:33:29 <Hydrazine> Delay until I get out the way?
19:34:20 <Spaceshot> OsterGuard: do you know anything about 4G wireless router boxes?
19:34:20 <OsterGuard> nope
19:34:20 <OsterGuard> why?
19:34:20 <Spaceshot> because mine is getting shit speeds
19:34:28 <Steven> !1d20+5 Will save
19:34:36 <Steven> !throw 1d20+5 Will save
19:34:36 <diebot> Steven, Will save: [1d20=2] 7
19:34:43 <Steven> i dont feel too good about it either
19:34:57 <Steven> but its okay cause im greater then level 5
19:35:30 <Mort-> Your grappling
19:35:50 <Mort-> Yes i have finer control then most but still.
19:36:03 <Steven> grappling what?
19:36:08 <Mort-> He will be
19:36:08 <OsterGuard> okay
19:36:08 <OsterGuard> Can't help :/
19:36:16 <Mort-> Hoku is a grappler
19:37:32 <Mort-> Maybe i should stick to enlarge person
19:37:42 <Brunius> Have you tried turning it off and then on again
19:37:42 <Hydrazine> ^
19:37:42 <Mort-> If anyone wants to run fs stuff now or slightly later I'm game lol
19:37:42 <Mort-> To play i mean
19:37:42 <Brunius> I might run FS1
19:37:42 <Mort-> Already played on all charactpp
19:37:42 <Spaceshot> it's 7:30
19:37:42 <Mort-> I'm not rolling up a new toon
19:37:42 <Mort-> Lol
19:38:00 <Hydrazine> For who?
19:38:14 <Mort-> Khaz ><
19:38:59 <Spaceshot> can't be picky mort
19:38:59 <Mort-> 2 and 3 i can play on ranger / sorc form
19:38:59 <Mort-> 1 I'm not re rolling
19:38:59 <Brunius> You could play a pregen !
19:39:24 <OsterGuard__> can someone link me to the rules?
19:39:49 <Steven> what rules?
19:39:55 <OsterGuard> pathfinder rules
19:40:02 <OsterGuard> with the weight and all
19:40:16 <OsterGuard> I seem to remember a pdf of them
19:40:18 <OsterGuard> Online
19:40:27 <Brunius> Who's up for FS3?
19:40:27 <Mort-> Oh yes. Erzen after i customise his spell book? :d
19:40:27 <Mort-> Oh but hoku fs 3 :(
19:40:27 <Mort-> Damn
19:40:27 <Spaceshot> bashi could be
19:40:27 <Spaceshot> could be
19:40:27 <OsterGuard> Jesus.
19:40:38 <Mort-> What's your strength
19:40:52 <Mort-> You can go up to medium load
19:41:12 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rods/metamagic-rods/metamagic-dazing
19:41:14 <Mort-> Urm
19:41:19 <Mort-> Wrong page of course
19:41:23 <Spaceshot> can we metagame it?
19:41:23 <Mort-> When can you apply a pregen to
19:41:23 <Mort-> No
19:41:23 <Mort-> We have someone new
19:41:23 <OsterGuard> I'm getting ~20kb/s on my download
19:41:23 <Mort-> Not allowed
19:41:23 <Mort-> Lol
19:41:23 <Spaceshot> OsterGuard: that's fast compared to me
19:41:23 <Mort-> If oster is playing
19:41:23 <Brunius> You can apply a pregen as the first sheet on a new character
19:41:23 <Mort-> I'm not.
19:41:23 <Mort-> Kendra maybe?
19:41:24 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/alignment-description/carrying-capacity
19:41:30 <Mort-> But i was looking at other thing
19:41:32 <Mort-> S
19:42:11 <Mort-> Hm
19:42:11 <Mort-> Sorc needs a run
19:42:11 <Avatar> I don't have any legal guys for fs3
19:42:11 <Mort-> Lol
19:42:11 <Spaceshot> Avatar: that hasn't stopped you before
19:42:11 <Avatar> my two level 1's have played it
19:42:11 <Mort-> Kendra did 1 and 2
19:42:11 <Mort-> Not 3
19:42:11 <Spaceshot> you've got plenty of character ideas don't you/
19:42:11 <Avatar> it's never happened before
19:42:11 <Spaceshot> ?*
19:42:58 <Avatar> well my last "idea" was a witch focusing on prehensile hair as a weapon, but I couldn't find a build that worked
19:42:58 <OsterGuard> What are you getting Spaceshot?
19:42:58 <Spaceshot> a quasi afk barbarian
19:42:58 <Mort-> He is some kind of hulk
19:42:58 <OsterGuard> I mean in terms of download
19:42:58 <Spaceshot> fuck yea
19:42:58 <OsterGuard> :P
19:42:58 <Brunius> Well I don't really want to run FS2 again
19:42:58 <Spaceshot> 17hp at level 1
19:42:58 <Mort-> No ca for now
19:42:58 <Avatar> I could run fs2
19:42:58 <Brunius> But I've run it before, so it might run faster
19:43:03 <Spaceshot> OsterGuard: 40k isn't that espensive, it just depends on both what army you want to play and where you can get what you need/want
19:43:36 <Spaceshot> BALLS DEEP BRO
19:43:36 <Spaceshot> I could run anyway
19:43:36 <Spaceshot> any*
19:43:36 <Mort-> Ill bring my sorc out
19:43:36 <Mort-> I think
19:43:36 <Spaceshot> but I want to head to head that croc :P
19:43:36 <Mort-> Damn I'm rusty with her
19:43:36 <Mort-> Feel free. I'm miles away
19:43:49 <OsterGuard> But it's like $70 for a box of 12 guys
19:43:57 <Tashes> AVATAR
19:44:01 <Spaceshot> like if you want to play full comp with the ability to play 2k tournaments (I think there's 1 or 2 in australia that is 2k) with imperial guard, then yea you'll be forking out a grand or more
19:44:12 <Mort-> How many magic missiles can i throw out i wonder
19:44:12 <Mort-> Can you evoke something down to the ground?
19:44:12 * Mort- ponders
19:44:19 <Tashes> don't make me rage-ping you again!
19:44:19 <OsterGuard> my strength is 13
19:44:24 <Hydrazine> 1k to play a game doesn't strke you as expensive?
19:44:37 <Spaceshot> it can
19:45:00 <Steven> considering my magic collection is worth like 3k
19:45:04 <Tashes> AAAAVATAAARRRRR RRRGHH
19:45:04 <Avatar> what are you on about
19:45:04 <Mort-> And where's my mage armor
19:45:04 <Spaceshot> need to work out my level 1 feat and my archetype
19:45:04 <Spaceshot> and my 2 skill points :P
19:45:13 <Spaceshot> Steven: worth or you spent that much money on it?
19:45:17 <Mort-> 13 strength
19:45:20 <Steven> 1k aint bad
19:45:27 <Steven> worth
19:45:30 <Spaceshot> ahh
19:45:32 <Mort-> Don't exceed 100 pounds!
19:46:05 <OsterGuard> Okay then
19:46:06 <Spaceshot> anywho, if you want to just play small games with a cheap army, you can get 1k points for about $150-$250
19:46:07 <OsterGuard> :)
19:46:09 <Spaceshot> if you shop thrifty
19:46:10 <Hydrazine> scalemail and a heavy wooden shield is 40 total.
19:46:11 <Steven> ive prolly spent like 2.5k on it.... up trades and lucky pulls ftw
19:46:20 <Hydrazine> still got 60 to go, and thats the heaviest stuff.
19:46:25 <Spaceshot> can't play true primative and wild rager
19:46:35 <Tashes> avatar avatar avatar the world is collapsing and i need yoru help!
19:46:40 <OsterGuard> what's scale mail's weight?
19:46:42 <Spaceshot> need to find new archetype to work with true primative
19:46:46 <Spaceshot> Steven: you don't want to know how much me and my dad (mainly him, but I played too) spent over the 10 years we played
19:46:49 <Hydrazine> 30lb and 10lb shield
19:46:55 <OsterGuard> thanks
19:46:59 <OsterGuard> cost?
19:47:11 <Mort-> Scale mail is cheap
19:47:17 <Mort-> Relatively
19:47:21 <Steven> well, my last year in highschool
19:47:25 <Steven> i had about 3k cards
19:47:29 <Spaceshot> haha
19:47:35 <Steven> of really good stuff
19:47:43 <Spaceshot> nice
19:47:53 <Mort-> Wow 2 level 1 spells from bonus stat
19:47:53 <Mort-> Interesting
19:47:54 <Steven> prolly worth around.... 4-5k
19:47:59 <Spaceshot> I think we spent roughly 10-20k over the years
19:48:07 <Steven> soooooo many of the good dual lands
19:48:15 <OsterGuard> I'm at 81lb
19:48:16 <OsterGuard> D:
19:48:27 <Mort-> 50 gp for scale mail
19:48:32 <Mort-> If you bring a sling
19:48:44 <Mort-> Don't forget the bullets!
19:48:52 <Steven> and then my dad burned them cause one of his friends told him they were devil worshiping cards
19:48:57 <Spaceshot> a shit ton from invasion block through onslaught, then slow from mirrodin through timespiral block
19:48:59 <Spaceshot> lol 20 cha
19:48:59 <Spaceshot> minmaxer
19:48:59 * Mort- shrugs
19:48:59 <Mort-> Even my first
19:48:59 <Mort-> My wizard
19:48:59 <Mort-> Has stats more or less in the right place
19:49:00 <OsterGuard> I remembered bullets :)
19:49:00 <Spaceshot> HAHAHAHAHA
19:49:09 <Spaceshot> good ol' american stupidity
19:49:23 <Steven> nah, its not limited to America
19:49:28 <Mort-> Hydrazine
19:49:31 <Steven> its just stupidity
19:49:42 <Hydrazine> ?
19:49:43 <Mort-> Does hoku have range weapons?
19:49:43 <OsterGuard> Soooo
19:49:47 <Spaceshot> sorry, good ol' american religious stupidity
19:49:54 <Spaceshot> better?
19:49:55 <OsterGuard> before I say anything, is anyone religious?
19:50:01 <Spaceshot> I think mort is somewhat
19:50:02 <Mort-> Me?
19:50:03 <Steven> yeah
19:50:04 <Mort-> Not really
19:50:16 <Spaceshot> you are because your family is right? but you don't care yourself
19:50:19 <Hydrazine> He actually does carry a crossbow.
19:50:21 <Hydrazine> Just in case.
19:50:22 <OsterGuard> hmmm
19:50:32 <Mort-> My religion tells me do onto others what you want done onto you
19:50:35 <Steven> no, im religious, i just dont shove it down peoples throats
19:50:40 <Mort-> And above all. Do no harm.
19:50:40 <Spaceshot> heh
19:50:43 <OsterGuard> You won't be offended if I say religious stupidity then?
19:51:04 <Spaceshot> Steven: so am I, but I don't think you'd count pastaferism
19:51:04 * Mort- shrugs indifferently
19:51:14 <Spaceshot> or is it pastafanerism
19:51:24 <Spaceshot> keep mixing it up
19:51:34 <OsterGuard> II think it's pastafarianism
19:51:41 <Spaceshot> that's it
19:51:55 <Spaceshot> at least that sounds more right
19:51:55 <Steven> i gotta go look that up, i never heard of it
19:52:08 <Hydrazine> I have some Rastafarian family.
19:52:09 <Mort-> Problem is i can't remember how to play her
19:52:09 <Mort-> Sort of
19:52:09 <Mort-> Never mind. Just think wizard
19:52:09 <Mort-> Ill be all right
19:52:09 <Mort-> Your ac is going to kill you though
19:52:09 <Mort-> Note: oster
19:52:11 <OsterGuard> It's a joke religion
19:52:15 <OsterGuard> :)
19:52:17 <Spaceshot> it is not a joke
19:52:26 <Spaceshot> it's thuper stherious
19:52:29 <OsterGuard> oops.
19:52:31 <Spaceshot> XD
19:52:31 <Steven> its no wierder then some of the other things ive heard of
19:52:35 <OsterGuard> sorry, that was a typo
19:52:50 <Spaceshot> you shall get touched by his noodlily apendage
19:53:05 <OsterGuard> I meant "n amazing" not "joke"
19:53:10 <Spaceshot> better
19:53:14 <Hydrazine> When I was in the service..
19:53:22 <Hydrazine> They put a few things on your dog tags.
19:53:32 <Hydrazine> Name, serial number, blood type and religion.
19:53:39 <Spaceshot> haha religion
19:53:43 <Hydrazine> A few guys in my unit had Jedi as their religion.
19:53:46 <OsterGuard> nice
19:53:49 <Spaceshot> I guess that makes sense to the properly religious
19:53:53 <Spaceshot> sweet
19:53:56 <Spaceshot> good men
19:53:56 <Hydrazine> Well, yeah.
19:54:06 <Mort-> Osterguard
19:54:06 <OsterGuard> yes?
19:54:06 <OsterGuard> mine?
19:54:06 <Mort-> Kendra isn't nice
19:54:06 <Mort-> No talking about space shot
19:54:06 <OsterGuard> who's Kendra now?
19:54:06 <Mort-> Yours is fine
19:54:06 <Mort-> One of my characters with an attitude problem
19:54:06 <OsterGuard> why did you say my name then?
19:54:06 <Mort-> To put it simply :p
19:54:06 <OsterGuard> Oh, sweet
19:54:29 <Spaceshot> unfortunately I don't think they're going to get their corpses burnt to dust whilst hovering
19:54:39 <Spaceshot> (IIRC from ep1)
19:54:44 <Hydrazine> If someone's about to die, you want to know if you're supposed to say they're going to heaven or reincarnation or what.
19:54:58 <Hydrazine> And blood type, that one's useful.
19:54:59 <Mort-> Lol jedi
19:55:02 <Mort-> If we play a game
19:55:02 <Mort-> Don't say i didn't warn you :p
19:55:02 <OsterGuard> Am I going to be severely outclassed on saturday?
19:55:02 <Mort-> No
19:55:02 <OsterGuard> cool
19:55:02 <Mort-> Hoku is level 1
19:55:02 <Mort-> Khaz is level 2
19:55:02 <OsterGuard> Can I pick on him? :D
19:55:02 <Mort-> You don't want to annoy hoku
19:55:02 <OsterGuard> And be a douche to anyone around my level?
19:55:02 <Mort-> Heck even khaz wouldn't
19:55:11 <Hydrazine> Why do you waste all your mana?
19:55:21 <Spaceshot> their midclorians (so don't know how to spell it) are going to be re-injected into others to create more jedi
19:55:33 <OsterGuard> :D
19:55:33 <Mort-> With good reason
19:55:33 <OsterGuard> Who's Khaz?
19:55:33 <Mort-> My magus
19:55:33 <Mort-> Another of my forms
19:55:35 <OsterGuard> midichlorians?
19:55:38 <Spaceshot> that one
19:55:40 <Hydrazine> Is that how Jedi reproduce?
19:55:44 <Mort-> The jedi code is loosely based on
19:55:46 <OsterGuard> I am the spelling master
19:55:50 <Mort-> Bushido
19:55:56 <OsterGuard> like a jedi master, but worse
19:56:05 <Spaceshot> Hydrazine: that's what fuels jedi powers
19:56:08 <Hydrazine> Have you seen the droids I'm looking for?
19:56:12 <Mort-> A lot to learn you have young padawan
19:56:19 <Steven> okay back
19:56:20 <Spaceshot> little micro tape worms of jedi powers
19:56:23 <OsterGuard> and no, midichlorians are sentient, and appear in whoever they want
19:56:27 * Mort- pets osterguards head
19:56:34 <OsterGuard> :3
19:56:36 <Mort-> Actually its genetically inherited
19:56:37 <Mort-> Too
19:56:39 <Spaceshot> micro tape worms
19:56:52 <Mort-> Sweetest of my forms is ol mort the wizard
19:56:52 <OsterGuard> okay
19:56:52 <Spaceshot> depends
19:56:52 <Mort-> Who is level 6
19:56:52 <Spaceshot> I could bring Bashi, Thwang (don't really want to) or Ava
19:56:52 <Spaceshot> Bashi minmaxed barbarian HP tank
19:56:52 <Spaceshot> and Ava level 3 healbot
19:56:52 <Mort-> Not for fs3
19:56:52 <Mort-> Talking about today
19:56:52 <Spaceshot> sat is pirate something
19:56:56 <Mort-> Ask anakin skywalker
19:57:07 <Hydrazine> Man you guys are so much more star wars pro than me.
19:57:10 <Spaceshot> they aren't genetic
19:57:24 <Spaceshot> Hydrazine: I know most of my trivia from webcomics
19:57:25 <Mort-> 2 force sensitive parents = a super force sensitive kid
19:57:27 <Mort-> It is
19:57:29 <Spaceshot> more than I do from actually caring
19:57:32 <Mort-> To some extent
19:57:46 <Spaceshot> so midiclorians is like HIV/AIDS?
19:58:08 <Mort-> I don't know how they can be found
19:58:30 <Spaceshot> oh, today I'll probs use Bashi
19:58:30 <Mort-> Suit yourself
19:58:30 <Mort-> Mort is sweet
19:58:30 <Mort-> Really
19:58:30 <OsterGuard> I'll decide that for myself.
19:58:30 <OsterGuard> :P
19:58:30 <Mort-> You'll probably not see her
19:58:30 <OsterGuard> D:
19:58:30 <Mort-> Too much level gap
19:58:30 <Mort-> 6
19:58:31 <Mort-> But generally jedi come from at least one side of the parentage being force sensitive
19:58:38 <Spaceshot> not always
19:58:43 <Mort-> Not always
19:58:48 <Mort-> But quite a number do
19:58:51 <Mort-> Anakin
19:58:54 <Mort-> Luke
19:59:06 <Mort-> Leia
19:59:16 <Spaceshot> it's more from, does that place have a low midiclorian count? if yes, midclorians go there and infect whomever they see
19:59:31 <Spaceshot> usually babies, young children and whatnot
19:59:44 <Mort-> My knowlegdge is movie based though
19:59:58 <Mort-> Wizard - battlefield control specialist
20:00:05 <Spaceshot> again, my knowledge is webcomic based
20:00:06 <Mort-> With a couple of star wars novels in them
20:00:12 <Steven> imo
20:00:12 <Spaceshot> haven't seen ep 3, and really really don't awnt to
20:00:12 <Mort-> Jedi apprentice
20:00:14 <Tashes> avatar doesnt care about the world collapsing
20:00:19 <Steven> fuck jedis!
20:00:31 <Hydrazine> Its all about combat medics.
20:00:32 <Steven> bounty hunters ftw!
20:00:39 * Hydrazine used to play SW Galaxies.
20:00:41 * Mort- gives steven a disgusted look
20:00:50 <Hydrazine> No dude, MCMs were completel OP.
20:00:53 <Spaceshot> Tashes: why the Avatar hate? (btw, I don't say it's bad or nondeserving, just curious)
20:00:57 <Mort-> Id probably try to be a jedi knight?
20:01:02 <Spaceshot> MCM?
20:01:08 <Hydrazine> Because she wants his attention and isn't getting it.
20:01:11 <Hydrazine> Master combat medic.
20:01:12 <Mort-> They have magic !
20:01:14 <Spaceshot> I've yet to touch a starwars MMO
20:01:19 <Mort-> Aka force powers!
20:01:22 <Hydrazine> I did back in.. um. 05?
20:01:41 <Steven> seriously, bounty hunters so much cooler then jedi
20:01:48 <Spaceshot> the only star wars games I've played made you be a jedi (dark knight 2, jedi academy 1 and 2, KOTOR 1 and 2)
20:01:49 <Spaceshot> we doing this today or not? I doubt it since it'll take more than 2 or 3 hrs :P
20:01:49 <Mort-> Don't over do it
20:01:49 <Mort-> Space - restrain yourself
20:01:49 <Mort-> Yes you did this before
20:01:49 <Spaceshot> ??
20:01:49 <Spaceshot> I'm not confused
20:01:49 <Mort-> Don't rush
20:01:54 * Mort- feels bad
20:02:09 <Mort-> Actually i don't play star wars games
20:02:10 <Hydrazine> SWG, Jedi were a special class you had to unlock.
20:02:10 <Spaceshot> Mort-: jedi's are psions and psionic warriors
20:02:14 <Spaceshot> they aren't magic
20:02:20 <Mort-> But i think it would be cool to be a jedi
20:02:29 <Mort-> I wanted jedi mind tricks!
20:02:33 <Spaceshot> and dark jedi are wilders
20:02:36 <Mort-> Give me all your cookies!
20:03:39 <Spaceshot> Avatar: I'll make a jedi class to be a cross between 3.5 samurai (for the special chosen weapon) and psion/psychic warrior
20:03:41 <Mort-> The fun is in the journey
20:03:41 <Mort-> Not the destination
20:04:37 <Mort-> No!
20:04:38 <Avatar> nope
20:04:42 <Spaceshot> you sure?
20:04:47 <Mort-> They are kensai ^^
20:04:47 <Spaceshot> that's what a jedi is though
20:04:51 <Tashes> AVATAR
20:04:53 <Avatar> certain
20:05:08 <Spaceshot> Mort-: jedi aren't arcane or divine, they are psionic
20:05:15 <Tashes> AVATAR THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING AND I DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP
20:05:20 * Mort- wails
20:05:27 <Spaceshot> what did you do tashes?
20:05:27 <Mort-> Why must it be him
20:05:31 <Mort-> Why can't we help
20:05:45 <Tashes> Drawfree won't let me start a game with you Avatar :(
20:05:48 <Steven> i personally think Jedi's are Tricksters... its all smoke, mirrors, and mind controlling drugs
20:06:03 <Spaceshot> they are mindbender psions with samurai in them
20:06:04 <Mort-> They don't use mind controlling drugs
20:06:30 <Steven> thats what jedis want you to think mort
20:07:05 <Mort-> Well your light saber is a brilliant energy blade
20:07:14 <Mort-> Guess who is the only one who can do it?
20:07:25 <Mort-> You have force punch to use as force powers
20:07:37 <Mort-> Force hook charge to bounce to your enemies
20:07:45 <Avatar> Tashes: what
20:07:54 <Avatar> username virtueavatar
20:07:56 <Avatar> it will work
20:08:10 <Mort-> Expeditious retreat and jump to do acrobatics with
20:14:02 <Mekkis> ilogeπ = 1.14472989i
20:16:29 <Steven> force sense would be detect thoughts
20:16:53 <Mort-> Ya i didnt get the thought s part
20:17:13 <Mort-> But the combative aspects i think kensai can do it
20:17:58 <Mort-> If you want to talk about force senses
20:18:13 <Mort-> Try unerring weapon and tactical acumen
20:18:24 <Mort-> High sense motive skills
20:19:25 <Avatar> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2040314005/random-dungeon-generator-as-a-dungeon-map
20:19:38 <Avatar> this has some pretty nice rewards for whatever you pledge
20:19:55 <Mort-> I tell you. Brilliant energy!
20:23:38 <Avatar> Tashes: did you get it
20:23:51 <Avatar> I don't see a game from you
20:24:28 <Avatar> oh wait there it is
20:25:34 <Spaceshot> wow
20:25:40 <Spaceshot> i hate tech support
20:26:05 <Steven> everyone does
20:26:12 <Spaceshot> they think everyone is a braid dead monkey
20:27:11 <Tashes> i did. I drew you a goldfish.
20:27:21 <Avatar> DON'T TELL
20:27:35 <Tashes> :p
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21:47:59 <Spaceshot> yea, never good with sciences besides physics
21:48:30 <War_Wrecker> ALL THE SCIENCE
21:48:41 <War_Wrecker> They tie in to each other and reinforce one another
21:49:14 <War_Wrecker> Electrons make more sense if you understand magnetism
21:49:24 <War_Wrecker> And vice versa
21:49:39 <Spaceshot> PHYSICS DON'T NEED SHIT
21:49:51 <War_Wrecker> That's what all physicists say
21:50:07 <Spaceshot> no, that's what physics programmers say :P
21:51:33 <Spaceshot> well at least I'm saying that, and hoping that :P
21:54:01 <Brunius> Bio just doesn't grab me
21:54:09 <Brunius> I'm interested in Physics, and good at Chemistry
21:54:13 <Brunius> But Bio never grabbed me
21:55:24 <Spaceshot> I love bio, but only for game sake
21:58:35 <Spaceshot> so yea, someone who knows science will be useful for game makin
22:00:08 <Brunius> One of my friends wants to become an arcitect
22:00:16 <Brunius> I will get him to draw up buildings for your games
22:00:17 <Brunius> :P
22:00:38 <Spaceshot> no... no
22:00:46 <Spaceshot> we all saw how the recent red faction went
22:01:06 <Brunius> I didn't, do share
22:01:25 <Spaceshot> too many architects and physicians, too little gameplay :P
22:02:25 <Mort-> Technically we should go and hand oster the hat
22:03:40 <Spaceshot> but yea, I need to get my connections and shit
22:04:09 <Mort-> So everyone ready? Or not
22:04:09 <Brunius> No magic missile?
22:04:11 <Brunius> Whaat?
22:04:12 <War_Wrecker> If you want
22:04:17 <War_Wrecker> Starting working on a game nowish
22:04:21 <Mort-> Sorry haha
22:04:24 <Spaceshot> have been
22:04:25 <Spaceshot> :P
22:04:26 <War_Wrecker> In fact I have an abandoned project still somewhere
22:04:28 <Mort-> I'm a sorc
22:04:31 <Spaceshot> haha
22:04:38 <War_Wrecker> Mostly conceptual, but also lots of little sprites
22:04:53 <Spaceshot> haha sprites
22:05:02 <War_Wrecker> :P
22:05:43 <Spaceshot> I'm using vector based modulised graphics
22:05:52 <Spaceshot> haven't implemented it yet, but still
22:06:11 <Spaceshot> I'm currently working on it for AIE, but I'll be continuing on it till it's done then some
22:07:10 <Mort-> Anyway I'm ready any time
22:07:16 <Mort-> Just no ca and skype
22:07:29 <Mort-> Its ok i memorized most of the stuff by heart anyway
22:07:59 <Brunius> What is your CMD against grapple checks
22:08:12 <Mort-> Mine ?
22:08:12 <Mort-> 13
22:08:17 <Mort-> Will get grappled
22:08:31 <Mort-> Talking about scenario
22:08:42 <Spaceshot> mine? I think 14
22:08:53 <Spaceshot> how does a level 1 sorc have 13?
22:09:20 <Brunius> 10+dex+str
22:09:25 <Brunius> It isn't so impossible
22:09:36 <Brunius> If you were going for ranged touch attacks, or just wanted a good AC
22:09:40 <Brunius> You'd have dex
22:09:46 <Mort-> I have 16 dex
22:10:11 <Mort-> Khaz for your info at level 2
22:10:21 <Mort-> Has 18 for cmd
22:10:39 <Spaceshot> yea but he's a magus who has fuck all con XD
22:10:51 <Mort-> 13 con
22:10:53 <Mort-> Actually
22:10:55 <Spaceshot> I've got 14, 1 BAB, +5 str, -1dex
22:10:55 <Spaceshot> XD
22:11:10 <Mort-> 14 dex 18 str 16 int
22:11:13 <Spaceshot> basically think something like a 2d diablo crossed with a tekken/doa/streetfighter/double dragon combat
22:11:17 <Spaceshot> with luls :P
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22:12:09 <Brunius> Whaaat
22:12:23 <Brunius> Ah, more sense it makes
22:14:03 <Spaceshot> yea 7cha 7wis :P
22:14:40 <Spaceshot> like I could go 16str 20con and get more stats
22:15:37 <Spaceshot> brunius, you going all day sunday?
22:16:01 <Mort-> Yeah correct
22:16:03 <Brunius> Yeah
22:16:09 <Mort-> I did pay my price
22:16:10 <Brunius> And two of my friends from school are :S
22:16:23 <Mort-> Are you starting now?
22:16:29 <Mort-> Space and oster ready?
22:16:36 <Spaceshot> nope
22:16:36 <Spaceshot> :P
22:16:44 <Mort-> Slow poke :p
22:18:09 <Spaceshot> playing hon
22:18:15 <Spaceshot> and rolling faces
22:18:23 <Mort-> Great
22:18:33 <Mort-> You were the one who said you were up for it
22:18:34 <Spaceshot> heh
22:18:43 <Mort-> Then now you get distracted
22:19:25 <OsterGuard> what's on sunday?
22:19:36 <Mort-> Don't know
22:19:40 <Brunius> There's a convention in Melbourne this sunday
22:19:41 <Avatar> OsterGuard: go to www.pfrpg.com.au and cilck Schedule
22:20:10 <Mort-> We could be running fs3 right now except wonderful space
22:20:10 <Mort-> Is busy gathering moonbeams
22:22:28 <Mort-> Aka spaceshot
22:22:52 <OsterGuard> hmmmmm
22:23:02 <Spaceshot> Brunius: are you really going to run a session now?
22:23:05 <OsterGuard> Just wondering if I can make saturday
22:23:18 <OsterGuard> definitely sunday
22:23:45 <Mort-> Lol
22:23:47 <Mort-> I can play now I'm out of work
22:24:01 <Mort-> Just no ca for a bit
22:24:09 <Mort-> Running home for it heh
22:24:18 <OsterGuard> That reminds me. I need a CA for mac
22:24:21 <OsterGuard> and PC
22:24:30 <Mort-> Try get ca working
22:24:40 <Mort-> I don't know if it works on mac
22:24:45 <Mort-> It works on windows
22:25:36 <Mort-> If you're not around on sat we may not play if not a minimum of 3 people
22:25:44 <Mort-> Just fyi
22:25:56 <Mort-> Not sure if anyone else will show though
22:26:21 <Spaceshot> Brunius: are you going to be running a game now
22:26:26 <Spaceshot> I would like an answer XD
22:26:31 <Mort-> Ask him
22:26:36 <Spaceshot> I am
22:26:47 <Mort-> Brunius
22:26:56 <Brunius> waas
22:27:09 <Mort-> So you running now?
22:27:17 <Mort-> I'm headed home full speed ahead!
22:27:31 <Brunius> Too late now
22:27:36 <OsterGuard> Name of the CA?
22:27:48 <Brunius> I was offering to DM based on starting half an hour ago
22:27:48 <Mort-> Aw
22:28:26 <Mort-> Damn
22:28:26 <Mort-> Download it from balligs site
22:28:26 <Mort-> I was ready :(
22:28:26 <Mort-> Blame spaceshot :d
22:29:04 <Mort-> Osterguard you want the 352 unstable version
22:29:29 <OsterGuard> Why the unstable version?
22:29:42 <Mort-> Because its the one we all use
22:29:56 <OsterGuard> okay
22:29:56 <Mort-> I guess bru won't be running it tonight :(
22:30:01 <Mort-> Too late already
22:30:02 <OsterGuard> Ooh, ubuntu
22:30:08 <Mort-> Its 6 pm here
22:30:08 <OsterGuard> That may work on mac
22:30:13 <OsterGuard> if it's .jar
22:30:21 <Mort-> Ooo!
22:30:44 <Brunius> it's c I think
22:31:40 <OsterGuard> hmmm
22:31:53 <OsterGuard> maybe I can run it via third party programs
22:32:13 <Mort-> Will you run at this time tomorow?
22:32:14 <Mort-> Or earlier?
22:32:17 <Mort-> I can't ca at work
22:33:11 <OsterGuard> Oh, right, I can run it via terminal :D
22:33:22 <Mort-> Are you a geek?
22:33:31 * Mort- stares at oster guard
22:34:17 <OsterGuard> A little bit :)
22:34:22 <Mort-> I see
22:34:25 <OsterGuard> is that a bad thing?
22:34:26 <Mort-> I no geek
22:34:45 <Mort-> My geek quotient =0
22:34:49 <OsterGuard> D:
22:34:50 <Brunius> lies
22:34:55 <OsterGuard> I'll have to convert you then.
22:35:56 <OsterGuard> But you play pathfinder!
22:36:02 <OsterGuard> How can you not be a geek?
22:36:03 <Mort-> :(
22:36:13 * Mort- fluffs oster
22:36:14 <Spaceshot> heh
22:36:27 <Mort-> I have no inclination for programgmg
22:36:28 <Mort-> Never mind
22:36:33 <Mort-> Can tell him when he gets back
22:36:40 <Spaceshot> what? programming is for pros
22:36:45 <Spaceshot> also, that reminds me
22:37:05 <Spaceshot> Brunius: what skills do you have/what are you wanting to do when you finish high school?
22:39:37 <Mort-> Hello
22:39:58 <OsterGuard> I gotta go now guys
22:40:01 <OsterGuard> :(
22:40:03 <Spaceshot> heh
22:40:05 <Spaceshot> have fun
22:40:07 <OsterGuard> I will
22:40:15 <OsterGuard> >:)
22:40:19 <OsterGuard> >:(
22:40:22 <Mort-> I said i have no inclination for programing
22:40:24 <OsterGuard> >:P
22:40:40 <OsterGuard> I don't know what
22:40:43 <OsterGuard> I ]
22:40:45 <OsterGuard> am
22:40:46 <OsterGuard> doing
22:40:51 <OsterGuard> kthxbi
22:41:16 <Brunius> Engineering is the career path I'm aiming for
22:41:59 <Spaceshot> what form
22:42:11 <Spaceshot> I'm guessing electronic as in robotic
22:42:50 <Brunius> Likely mechatronics or civil
22:42:54 <Brunius> Maybe software
22:43:08 <Spaceshot> civil? ewww
22:43:10 <Spaceshot> XD
22:43:19 <Spaceshot> mechatronics is reasonable
22:43:35 <Spaceshot> you are of to use to me
22:43:37 <Spaceshot> XD
22:43:53 <Brunius> You're rather condescending
22:44:06 <Spaceshot> I'm more of comparing civil to your other choices
22:44:11 <Spaceshot> and saying civil is the odd one out
22:45:04 <Spaceshot> and what do you mean condescending by those statements? or do you mean in general?
22:45:47 <Brunius> in general
22:46:15 <Spaceshot> ahh
22:46:19 <Spaceshot> yea I can seem like that
22:47:02 <Spaceshot> but I mean it, you are a god connection if that is your desired goal
22:47:27 <Brunius> I am rather godlike, aren't I?
22:47:28 <Brunius> :P
22:48:06 <Spaceshot> quite
22:52:27 <Spaceshot> need to find an artist who will stick to one company only
22:57:02 <Spaceshot> I should probably ask what War_Wrecker does
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23:14:02 <mastsails> must sell! alienware m17x R3 for $800, asus g74sx-rh71 for $800, Macbook pro 17" for $1000. All prices include shipping anywhere! email me at [email protected] or message me for more info
23:14:23 <Mort-> Ballig!
23:15:21 <mastsails> must sell! alienware m17x R3 for $800, asus g74sx-rh71 for $800, Macbook pro 17" for $1000. All prices include shipping anywhere! email me at [email protected] or message me for more info
23:15:30 <Spaceshot> he'll be banned soon enough
23:15:31 <Ballig> `ban mastsails
23:15:42 <Spaceshot> War_Wrecker: what are you studying?
23:15:47 <Mort-> Thx
23:15:56 <War_Wrecker> Bachelor of Science, studying all the sciences
23:16:03 <War_Wrecker> Majors are for chumps
23:16:08 <Spaceshot> haha
23:16:13 <Spaceshot> physics by any chance?
23:16:21 <War_Wrecker> Physics Chemistry and Biology
23:16:23 <Ballig> I majored in chumpology
23:16:33 <Spaceshot> and now he works for the government
23:16:40 <Spaceshot> clearly you're making the most of your major
23:16:42 <Ballig> it was the perfect plan
23:17:07 <Brunius> Ha
23:17:43 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow why do you ask?
23:17:46 <Spaceshot> hmm... you are also of some use to me War_Wrecker
23:17:48 <Brunius> Maybe I should major in chumpology
23:17:52 <Spaceshot> oh just getting connections
23:17:58 <War_Wrecker> All the connections
23:18:00 <Spaceshot> game making/development/that stuff
23:18:04 <Ballig> he's always wondering how he can mooch off people
23:18:04 <Ballig> :p
23:18:05 <Spaceshot> requires more than just a programmer
23:18:08 <War_Wrecker> Ah of course
23:18:14 <Spaceshot> mooch is such a harsh word
23:18:15 <War_Wrecker> You want some "realism"
23:18:19 <Spaceshot> think more of it as scam :P
23:18:20 <War_Wrecker> Fun fact; Realism is boring
23:18:28 <Brunius> ^
23:18:32 <War_Wrecker> To pass off bogus science, all you have to do is NOT explain it
23:18:43 <Brunius> Throw in some warp trickery
23:18:44 <War_Wrecker> The moment you explain it (and it's dead wrong) you ruin it forever
23:18:45 <Brunius> and it's all fine
23:19:09 <War_Wrecker> For instance john carter of mars
23:19:15 <War_Wrecker> Problem: He can jump really high
23:19:24 <Ballig> you just have to watch Doctor Who
23:19:28 <War_Wrecker> Answer: Because Mars has lower gravity
23:19:30 <Ballig> to see how to do bogus science
23:19:48 <War_Wrecker> FLAW: Mars has lower gravity than Earth, but not that much lower
23:20:11 <War_Wrecker> They explained the physics behind it
23:20:15 <Spaceshot> mars has about 7.5~ constant gravity
23:20:27 <War_Wrecker> 7.5m/s/s?
23:20:31 <Spaceshot> I think so
23:20:34 <Spaceshot> something like that
23:20:38 <War_Wrecker> Yeah that sounds about right
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23:20:42 <Spaceshot> moon is like 3-5
23:20:45 <Spaceshot> don't remember exactly
23:20:49 <War_Wrecker> That gravity won't let someone jump 100s of feet in the air
23:20:49 <Spaceshot> I think 4.2
23:20:59 <War_Wrecker> Spoiler: John Carter of Mars jumps really high.
23:21:02 <Spaceshot> not without propulsion based help
23:21:11 <Brunius> 4.2 doesn't sound right
23:21:22 <Brunius> Earth's is 9.8
23:21:26 <Brunius> So what's 1/6 of that?
23:21:32 <Spaceshot> about 4.2
23:21:38 <Brunius> That's about half
23:21:42 <Spaceshot> because gravity is exponential
23:21:55 <War_Wrecker> If it can be conceivably explained by technology we don't understand, leave it so
23:22:00 <Spaceshot> XD
23:22:17 <War_Wrecker> If it can be conceivably explained by technology YOU don't understand, check to make sure that it still works
23:22:28 <Spaceshot> wow I'm so off
23:22:55 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow I've got to write about 1000 words in less than 2.5 hours
23:22:57 <Spaceshot> wikipedia says 3.711ms/s
23:23:05 <War_Wrecker> It's only 2% of my final mark
23:23:06 <Spaceshot> for mars
23:23:46 <Brunius> The gravitational acceleration on the surface of the Moon is 1.63 m/s2
23:23:49 <Brunius> Not 4.2
23:24:30 <Spaceshot> I knew I'd be off on the moon
23:24:38 <Spaceshot> but mars that low? really?
23:25:31 <War_Wrecker> heh I havent even picked an essay topic
23:25:45 <War_Wrecker> OH
23:25:47 <War_Wrecker> JACK POT
23:25:55 <Brunius> Jack smoking pot?
23:26:03 <War_Wrecker> "discuss the ethical and social implications of genetic screening."
23:26:19 <Brunius> Ick, discuss
23:26:25 <Brunius> Totally doing english language
23:27:04 <Spaceshot> haha
23:27:24 <Spaceshot> I'm I'm not a big fan of chemistry or biology (not sure which one it is)
23:27:35 <Spaceshot> I'm going with bio
23:29:37 <Brunius> That looks like bio to me
23:30:07 <OsterGuard> hello?
23:30:43 <War_Wrecker> Yeah it's bio
23:31:36 <Hydrazine> yo
23:43:04 <OsterGuard> i'm back
23:43:38 <Hydrazine> Back again?
23:43:59 <OsterGuard> shady's back
23:44:04 <OsterGuard> tell a friend.
23:44:28 <Hydrazine> Precisely.
23:57:12 <Mort-> Wuh