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01:16 <Avatar> can you accept DCC's Doombunny and Jumpy142
01:49 <Jumpy142> ok then, goodnight all
01:55 <Jumpy142> DC?
01:57 <Jumpy142> DCC?
02:03 <Thelen> DC++
02:13 <OsterGuard> OMG If you type your password it comes up as stars! look :Hunter2
02:15 <Jumpy142> what are they?
02:22 <Doombunny> Okay, Avatar
02:26 <Thelen> wow, it really works!
02:28 <Thelen> ********
02:31 <OsterGuard> I know!
03:05 <Hydrazine> *********
03:07 <Hydrazine> holy crap.
03:20 <Ballig> jerk42
03:21 <Ballig> what, no it doesn't
03:39 <Thelen> yes it does
03:41 <OsterGuard> no, it only comes up as stars fir everyone else
03:43 <Thelen> to us it appears as stars
03:45 <OsterGuard> look
03:55 <OsterGuard> I'll type what I see
04:06 <OsterGuard> ******
04:14 <Hydrazine> <Ballig> ******
04:18 <OsterGuard> But this is what happens if I copy past it
04:19 <Ballig> oh
04:28 <OsterGuard> jerk42
04:30 <OsterGuard> see?
04:35 <Ballig> so jerk42 comes up as stars to you?
04:38 <OsterGuard> It comes up as stars for me
04:39 <Thelen> yes
04:42 <OsterGuard> but not for you
06:04 <OsterGuard> Ooh!
06:09 <Thelen> lawl
06:12 <Mort-> hehe
06:16 <Mort-> Hi everyone
06:21 <Mort-> I'm totally mort
06:31 <Mort-> That guy is an imposter
06:36 <Mort> nope
06:37 <Mort-> WAIT
06:40 <Mort> i have voice
06:46 <Mort-> We all need to change our name to mort
06:55 <Mort-> and when she comes back
07:07 <Mort-> she'll be really confused
07:27 <Mort> lolol
07:28 <Mort> yea
07:30 <Mort-> Ballig
07:33 <Ballig> yes
07:36 <Mort-> Hydrazine
07:39 <Mort-> Avatar
07:46 <Mort-> You know what to do
07:56 <Hydrazine> ?
08:00 <OsterGuard> is this what we were doing
08:01 <Mort-> ahahah
08:08 <Hydrazine> I do?
08:11 <Mort-> Yes
08:16 <Mort-> change your name to mort
08:19 * Hydrazine mort
08:31 <Mort-> it's /nick mort
08:35 <Mort-> but that's taken
08:40 <Mort-> so do some variation
08:46 <Brunius> I just tried to tab complete on facebook :S
08:51 <Mort-> exactly
08:52 <Mort> hahaha
08:55 <Mort> Brunius u need the plugin
08:57 <Mort> face-tab
09:05 <Doombunny> Thanks Avatar
09:07 <mortswishytail> I'm cruising memory lane.
09:10 <Mort-> tab complete?
09:17 <mortswishytail> I found my stash of old D&D character sheets.
09:25 <Mort> rofl perfect timing
09:35 <Brunius> Hydra, kindly desist
09:49 <Avatar> oh thelen left
09:54 <Avatar> I guess he doesn't get a chronicle sheet
09:57 <Mort> im still here
10:02 <Avatar> not you mort
10:04 <Avatar> I'm after thelen
10:06 <Brunius> It simply makes me wonder why Mort is on your computer, as I have colours linked to the names
10:14 <Mort> im Thelen
10:16 <Avatar> he doesn't get a chronicle sheet
10:17 <Thelen> see
10:23 <Avatar> stop pretending to be other people
10:27 <Avatar> change back
10:33 <Mort-> never!
10:33 <Thelen> im Thelen
10:34 <Brunius> No that is Thelen
10:40 <Avatar> a likely story mort
10:44 <Avatar> a likely story
10:49 <Mort> fine im really mort
10:56 <Brunius> Dude whois him
10:57 <Hydrazine> Are you Avatar.. or.. the Philosoraptor?
11:11 <Avatar> apparently mort was playing in that last game after all
11:16 <Mort> yea
11:21 <Brunius> -
11:21 <Brunius> Thelen is [email protected] * ...
11:21 <Brunius> Thelen on +#d&d 
11:21 <Brunius> Thelen using irc.austnet.org AustNet
11:21 <Brunius> Thelen has identified to services
11:21 <Brunius> Thelen End of /WHOIS list.
11:25 <Doombunny> Mort was kicking down doors.
11:25 <Avatar> she gets thelen's chronicle sheet !
11:31 <Mort> too late its mine
11:35 <Brunius> It's thelen bro
12:05 <Hydrazine> Whos Thelenbro?
12:07 <Avatar> sorry
12:08 <Hydrazine> Thelen has a brother?
12:10 <Avatar> this is fixed
12:13 <Hydrazine> Oh, Avatar.
12:16 <Avatar> overwrite
12:19 <Doombunny> That sounds like a Shakespeare character.
12:25 <Hydrazine> I don't quite have all the right data for a chronicle sheet.
12:34 <Avatar> what don't you have
12:39 <Hydrazine> Because I haven't gotten the one from we be goblins earlier.
12:40 <Mort> a vagina
12:50 <Avatar> thelen accept that second send
12:52 <Ballig> you got 1pa and 500 gold
12:54 <Avatar> the first one is dodgy
12:55 <Hydrazine> Although.. I think he said it was 500gp and 1 pa.
12:55 <Ballig> from WBG
12:59 <Hydrazine> so yeah, I can calc it out.
13:11 <Mort> Avatar it failed
13:13 <Hydrazine> I just usually wait until I do to put stuff in. Helps me keep track.
13:21 <Avatar> trying again
13:27 <Avatar> delete the other one if it doesn't work again
13:45 <Mort> ok
13:59 <Mort> try againz
14:22 <Mort> stupid mirc
14:57 <Avatar> did anyone finish playing first steps 1 2 and 3 today
14:58 <Mort> hey AndChat- how was work?
15:06 <Mort> i did
15:09 <Doombunny> Hakan
15:14 <Mort> finally done 2nd
15:36 <Mort-> IMPOSTER
15:45 <Mort-> What are you doing?
15:46 <Brunius> Avatar/Thelen/Tristen: Did you guys play God's Market Gamble at Conquest?
15:53 <Mort> i think so
15:54 <Avatar> I didn't
15:55 <Mort> what happens in it?
16:01 <Avatar> don't say what happens in it
16:03 <Brunius> I don't know, I didn't play it
16:03 <Jumpy142> night all
16:07 <Mort> ah right
16:08 <Avatar> I think it's a tier 1-5
16:11 <Brunius> It's bring run at Blackburn this sunday
16:12 <Brunius> It is
16:18 <Doombunny> Night Jumpy
16:18 <Brunius> Being run rather
16:23 <Mogmurch> Hey hi, sorry about sleeping last night btdubs
16:30 <Avatar> this sunday I'm running sewer dragons
16:33 * Mort- scratches the imposter's face off
16:38 <Brunius> Disappoint.
16:46 <Hydrazine> you mean first steps all on the same character?
16:47 <Mort-> impostor's*
16:57 <Duhz> It ended up being a poor idea to play anyway
16:57 <Avatar> yeah all on the same character
17:02 <Hydrazine> Not I.
17:02 <Duhz> has some RL things come up
17:02 <Mort> nope
17:08 <Avatar> well that's good then
17:09 <Mort> hitomi 1/3, kelrik 2
17:23 <Hydrazine> Is it?
17:25 <Hydrazine> Why?
17:39 <AndChat-> What?
17:44 <AndChat-> Wtf
17:49 <AndChat-> How?
17:53 <AndChat-> Did this happen
17:53 <Mort> hahaha
18:01 <Mort> u snoooze u lose
18:04 <AndChat-> While i talked to my aunt
18:46 <Mort> how was ur aunt
18:49 <AndChat-> Oh
18:53 <AndChat-> There is a way
19:03 <Mort> fortunately u can't ghost both of us :D
19:57 <Mort> awww
20:11 <Ballig> I get +1 to sunder attempts! woo!
20:28 <Brunius> Gogo Ballig!
21:10 <Hydrazine> yay evasion!
21:42 <Jack> Oh noes
21:45 <Jack> my real name
21:48 <Jack> D:
22:25 <Osterguard> Are you the real mort?
22:31 <Mort> no i am
22:37 * Mort- growls
22:48 <Hydrazine> I'm Spartacus!
22:49 <Avatar> everyone should have their chronicle sheet now
22:53 <Avatar> for FS2
23:10 <Mort-> They did that
23:11 <BalIig> im batman
23:14 <Mort-> For my kingdom too
23:25 <Mort-> They played around with my name
23:28 <Avatar> oh woops, except for me
23:29 <Doombunny> Looks good Avatar, thanks again for running
23:31 <Avatar> maybe I sohuld get onto that
23:39 <Ballig> Hydrazine: should I take Acrobatic Steps or Following Step?
23:46 <Avatar> Doombunny: gg
23:51 * Mort- makes a growly noise
23:54 <Avatar> what do they do
24:13 <Brunius> What the hell guys
24:14 <Mort-> Cut now enemy movement
24:22 <Ballig> following step lets me take 10 feet while following someone instead of 5 feet, and it doesn't count towards my movement the next round
24:25 * Mort- slaps thelen
24:30 <Ballig> acrobatic steps lets me move 20 feet through difficult terrain instead of just 5
24:35 <Mort-> Following step sounds cool
24:44 <Avatar> acrobatic
24:46 <Avatar> by far
24:49 <Brunius> I'd take following personally
24:54 <Mort-> Uh
25:02 <Ballig> acrobatic steps lets me charge 20 feet through difficult terrain
25:04 <Avatar> that sounds too good to be true
25:05 <Brunius> But what kind of character are you going for?
25:15 <Mort-> How often you get difficult terrain
25:19 <Ballig> one that can get in your face and stay in your face
25:21 <Avatar> pretty often
25:23 <Mort-> He looks like the guy
25:29 <Avatar> and when you do get it it can fuck you right up
25:32 <Mort-> Who will tail you all day
25:34 <Hydrazine> woah.
25:36 <Hydrazine> useful stuff
25:39 <Hydrazine> on a chronicle sheet!
25:56 <Brunius> Yeah go for following then
25:57 <Ballig> or I can take weapon focus or cleave!
26:05 <Brunius> Get Weapon Focus!
26:06 <Avatar> do I apply this chronicle to my ninja who will be level 2, or my alchemist who is still on 0 exp
26:10 <Hydrazine> I agree with acrobatic.
26:10 <Mort-> Just do following!
26:11 <Brunius> Ninja yo
26:15 <Mort-> Lol
26:23 <Mort-> You locked me out
26:27 <Ballig> I'm actually not sure where you would use acrobatic steps for moving 10 feet
26:30 * Mort- wails loudly
26:39 <Avatar> I'm not really sure I want to play that ninja at all
26:41 <Ballig> er, following steps, rather
26:51 * Mort- wails more
26:53 <Avatar> but ninja trick is kool
27:03 <Ballig> I mean, step up works when someone attempts to make a 5 foot step away from you
27:05 <Brunius> Shut up Mort-
27:09 * Brunius glares
27:10 <Ballig> and following steps says "when using step up you can move 10 feet"
27:12 <Ballig> but how does that work
27:19 <Brunius> I dunno
27:19 <Ballig> unless you are using it twice on two different people
27:29 <Hydrazine> No. I get it.
27:33 <Avatar> if they keep moving, you continue to follow them
27:40 <Ballig> but if they keep moving it's not a 5 foot step
27:43 <Ballig> and you couldn't use step up to begin with
27:51 <Hydrazine> lets say you're arranged side by side on the map, Ballig.
27:59 <Hydrazine> BE. Ballig and enemy.
28:07 <Hydrazine> He 5 fts away. B  E.
28:33 <Hydrazine> you step in and instead of maintaining this position, you could, say, move beside him.
28:34 <Hydrazine> E
28:35 <Hydrazine> B
28:58 <Hydrazine> Fair chance the map layout may make this advantageous.
28:59 <Ballig> that might be it, I considered that earlier
29:16 <Ballig> could help you flank
29:36 <Ballig> I think acrobatic steps is more worth it right now
29:46 <Hydrazine> I still agree.
30:06 <Ballig> following step will be most useful just before I get to level 6, so I can take step up and strike at 6
30:22 <Hydrazine> and just beat on things?
30:26 <Ballig> yeah!
30:35 <Hydrazine> I think Jerus would take step up if it was at all useful for him.
30:42 <Ballig> yeah
30:46 * Mort- mopes
30:48 <Ballig> I chose not to go reach weapon for this fighter
30:53 <Ballig> in order to take advantage of those "adjacent" feats
31:07 * Mort- misses jerus for tomorrow
31:10 <Hydrazine> I guess my compensation is that sweet trip roll.
31:16 * Mort- sniffs
31:27 <Mort-> Got hanky?
31:45 <fivefootstep> Hey cool guys
31:50 <fivefootstep> I need a cool class to take
31:58 <fivefootstep> What's a good subject?
32:02 <Hydrazine> master of styles monk.
32:06 <Hydrazine> finish crane style at level 2.
32:08 <Hydrazine> Be amazing.
32:32 * Mort- sniffs at hydra
32:38 <Mort-> Will miss you for tomorrow :(
32:38 <fivefootstep> Yeah Quince was gonna do that build
33:00 <fivefootstep> Seems cheesy from a DMing perspective.
33:02 <Hydrazine> hmmm.
33:14 <Hydrazine> cleric/monk.
33:27 <Hydrazine> inflict wounds on stunning fists.
33:31 <Mort-> I heard of a level 8 monk that hit 46 ac
33:41 <Mort-> No idea how he did it
33:46 <Hydrazine> hyax
34:01 <Ballig> vow of poverty
34:03 <Ballig> if it was 3.56
34:05 <Ballig> -6
34:07 <Mort-> No
34:10 <Mort-> Its pos
34:14 <Mort-> Pfs
34:21 <Mort-> And getting his dm up in arms
34:30 <Mort-> Something about a monk and ranger
34:41 <Hydrazine> ranger/scrollmaster wizard, twf with scrolls!
34:43 <Mort-> And trip monkey with 46 ac
35:00 <Mort-> Twf with scrolls suck
35:04 <Mort-> They take damage
35:10 <Mort-> Have to keep replacing them
35:23 <Mort-> Going to cost you a bomb
35:56 <Hydrazine> 20str halforc twf ranger with an orc doubleaxe!
36:54 <Hydrazine> because how else do you get +4/+4 attack rolls at level 1 with 1d8 on both hands?
37:09 <Mort-> I already did something like that
37:17 <Mort-> Though i did 18 str
38:00 <Hydrazine> mkay. I'm gone for a bit.
38:06 <Hydrazine> I'll level hoku up later.
38:12 <Hydrazine> evasion!
38:15 <Mort-> Ok!
38:19 <Mort-> have a good night
38:23 <Brunius> Hydrazine: Didn't Hoku play through FS when I first ran it?
38:31 <Mort-> Sleep tight foot let the bed bugs bite
38:33 <Hydrazine> that was Nearis.
38:37 <Mort-> That was nearis
38:39 <Brunius> Ah
38:44 <Mort-> See?
38:48 <Mort-> We answer as one
42:24 <Ballig> !findchar Hokubi
42:24 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=371
01:58 <tashphones> Rawr!
02:12 <Ballig> rawrrrrr!
03:44 <tashphones> How was goblins?
03:58 <Ballig> gobborific
04:33 <tashphones> ...Thats what she said
05:22 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure she didn't say that
09:56 <tashphones> Dunno, maybe you should ask brunius 
10:13 <Brunius> About?
11:22 <Avatar> we're not going to be asking brunius anything alright
11:26 <tashphones> About what she says...
11:51 <Brunius> What are you not asking me about?
12:00 <Avatar> you don't want to know
12:29 <Brunius> I evidently do, or I wouldn't be asking, would I?
13:20 <tashphones> Oh hey, i got a new phone!
13:20 <tashphones> Now i can irc!
13:35 <Avatar> what phone
14:01 <Brunius> What am I not being asked about?
14:44 <Brunius> Screw it, night guys
19:03 <Mort-> 1 pm ok!
19:06 <tashphones> Might brunius 
19:10 <Mort-> So  its 11 am my time
19:18 <Mort-> Going to get my morning swing
19:19 <tashphones> I got a galaxy s2
19:21 <Mort-> Swim
19:37 <Avatar> nice
27:03 <Ballig> goddamnit I need Quince's PFs number to report
27:22 <Avatar> no problem just don't report it
01:00 * Mort- swims
01:58 <tashphones> No nightswimming Mort, Thats creepy
02:06 <tashphones> But a cool song
07:34 <Mort-> What night swimming
08:10 <tashphones> By rem 
08:45 <Avatar> rapid eye movement
11:42 * Mort- splashes
20:00 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Fri 12pm (Ballig, We Be Goblins) / Fri 6pm (Avatar,new game,1) / Sat 1pm (Brunius, new game 5-9) / Sun 1pm (Avatar,new game 3-7) | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
20:00 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Tue Apr 10 21:21:33 2012
20:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
20:01 <***> Playback Complete.
20:17 <tashphones> Of dnd? This channel is a good place to look!
21:03 <tashphones> But given the time, things are a bit quiet
21:54 <Drakedude> What is it over there?
22:31 <Drakedude> It's 5:21 on a friday here in england
22:33 <Drakedude> :L
22:37 <Drakedude> Should be peak time
22:47 <Drakedude> No anywhere else i can look?
24:43 <tashphones> Ahh. We're in Australia, its almost 2am where i am
25:32 <tashphones> Most of our games  start in the afternoon.
25:37 <Drakedude> :L
26:14 <Drakedude> so the middle of the night here
26:24 <Drakedude> know any other irc's i can go too?
26:29 <tashphones> Personally i don't know of a UK channel, but if you ask when there's more people around you'll have a better chance
27:03 <tashphones> Id like to know too.my schedule isn't quite Australian either ;)
28:10 <Drakedude> apparently this is  uk one? not sure how to get to it though :L #perfidious_albion on synirc.net. #
28:20 <Drakedude> ah :L
28:28 <Drakedude> no one there
30:18 <tashphones> Well for starters you're on austnet not synirc 
30:21 <Drakedude> irc.scifi-fans.net #gaming 
30:30 <Drakedude> ah]
30:32 <Drakedude> :L
30:40 <tashphones> :)
31:52 <tashphones> Use your software to go back to input server and try changing to the new one
32:36 <Steven> hello peoples
33:52 <Drakedude> hi
34:02 <tashphones> Hay Steven
34:02 <Drakedude> I'm using mibbit and failing at it :(]
34:31 <tashphones> Im on my phone which makes things hard.
34:48 <Steven> ....
34:56 * Steven resists perverse comment
35:15 <tashphones> Don't worry  though, i found mibbit counterintuitive too.
35:32 <tashphones> I fins most irc  clients to be.
35:57 * tashphones perverses Stevens girlfriend
36:36 <Steven> yeah, i think you can do better then that tash
37:08 <Steven> that seemed weak and half hearted, prolly like most your efforts with women.... OH!
37:38 <tashphones> That hosts s
38:10 <tashphones> That hurts Steven... Im sleeping on the couch tonight ><
38:37 <Steven> well im sleeping in my bed with sam
38:50 <tashphones> Curses!
40:00 <tashphones> Im at a mates place. Apparently he wanted to sleep with his girl. Rather than watch me sleep with her. Odd one he is.
40:38 <Drakedude> know any irc's where i could get a fgame steve?
40:57 <Steven> fgame?
41:22 <Drakedude> game
41:23 <Drakedude> :L
41:31 <Drakedude> of d&d for a noob
41:53 <Steven> here...
41:55 <tashphones> He's engrish 
42:05 <Steven> just gotta wait till one starts
42:30 <Drakedude> which wioll be 20 pm here :L
42:31 <tashphones> I think he should stay so i can hear him on skype 
42:36 <Drakedude> 12 pm
43:11 <Steven> so?
43:18 <Steven> it will be like 7pm for me
43:27 <Steven> and ive alredy played
43:53 <Drakedude> luckyy you :L
43:58 <Drakedude> hEnce my asking
44:08 <tashphones> Are there any upcoming lowbie games?
44:18 <tashphones> I haven't been around much
47:49 <tashphones> And what's the / command for a) list users and b) see topic?
51:02 <tashphones> Lol nobody knows
00:07 <Drakedude> whats a lowbie game?
01:00 <Steven> 1-2?
02:25 <Steven> also, you an always play in a game if you use a premade character
02:57 <Steven> then apply it to level 1 character
06:40 <tashphones> I startedd with a premade rogue. She's pretty badass
07:11 <tashphones> I decided to level her
56:01 <tashphones> What's the / command for list users?
09:20 <Drakedude> hello?
10:43 <tashphones> Sup
11:13 <Drakedude> Hi, know where a noob such as i can get a game?
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53:30 <Drakedude> hello?
53:35 <Steven> NO!
54:03 <Drakedude> Are we the only ones here? NO, right?
54:04 <Drakedude> yep
56:28 <Drakedude> whats this avatar game?
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37:14 <Hydrazine> huh?
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54:33 <Drakedude> Whats the avatar game going on|?
56:05 <Hydrazine> I have a feeling you are misunderstanding the topic.
56:18 <Hydrazine> First, its in Australia time.
56:33 <Hydrazine> Second, its about D&D, hosted by Avatar, a person here.
57:01 <Hydrazine> Third.. I think the game in question has already happened.
00:03 <Drakedude> I realise it was mosty likely not about avatar, and in hindsh=uight the second of your points seemed quite likely, but as it says friday 6pm australian time....
00:12 <Drakedude> is it saturday over there?
04:27 <Steven> booooooooooooooooooobies
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16:13 <Steven> i feel bad
16:35 <Steven> i just probe rushed a guy and he got mad and started cursing at me
16:40 <Steven> am i a bad person?
17:19 <Steven> he didnt micro his scvs till i killed half of them... 
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32:41 <Brunius_AFK> It's 7:33am over here
32:45 <Brunius_AFK> On Saturday
33:09 <Brunius_AFK> I can't DM today.
33:12 <Brunius_AFK> Really sorry guys
33:14 <Brunius_AFK> Too sick
33:26 <Brunius_AFK> Woke up, threw up, sat on the toilet for half an hour.
33:39 <Brunius_AFK> I can't guarantee I'll be able to sit in one spot for long enough
33:44 <Brunius_AFK> Sorry :((
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59:06 * #d&d :Only half-operators and above may view the +e list
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20:36 <Mort-> 3h 40 min right
24:24 * Mort- comes to the conclusion the entire channel is asleep
24:40 * Mort- blows a trumpet out loud just for fun
41:57 <tashphones> U 
42:23 <tashphones> I hope you feel better soon brunius 
42:29 <Mort-> What?
42:34 <Mort-> Bru sick?
42:43 <tashphones> Ya 
42:49 <tashphones> No ganesh
43:01 * Mort- tries to use remove disease on brunius
43:06 <Mort-> What wrong with bru
43:08 <Mort-> Cough?
43:11 <tashphones>  no game*
43:11 <Mort-> Flu?
43:14 <Mort-> Fever?
43:17 <Mort-> Ok
43:24 <Mort-> Will accept that
43:33 <Mort-> But is what you speak true?
43:33 <tashphones> Seems like gastro 
43:37 <Mort-> Oh
43:39 <Mort-> Ow
43:50 <Mort-> Drink milk
43:55 <tashphones> Yea :(
44:57 <Brunius_AFK> Actually, looks like I'm fine
45:01 <Mort-> What?
45:01 <Brunius_AFK> :S
45:07 <Brunius_AFK> No idea what was up with that
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45:12 <Mort-> So who was fkin. Around
45:21 * Mort- fur fluffs
45:30 <Brunius> My body was like "Hey yo, you're sick."
45:32 * Mort- bites tashes
45:39 <Mort-> Oh
45:44 <Brunius> And then a couple of hours later it's like "lol jk, you're fine"
45:46 <Mort-> You really are sick?
45:48 <Mort-> What ?
45:53 <Mort-> You really ok or not
46:03 * Mort- worries over bru
46:23 * tashphones makes soup regardless
47:17 <tashphones> Hey awesome nobody else is up here yet.
47:24 <tashphones> Night!
48:08 <Brunius> G'night?
14:11 * Mort- ponders is coup de grace evil?
16:02 <Brunius> Killing a defenseless enemy?
16:07 <Brunius> I'd say so.
18:39 <Mort-> You have hold person on him
18:52 <Mort-> If you don't want to cdg him what are you going to do with him
19:12 <Mort-> The best ropes are 26 dc str check to break
19:13 <Hydrazine> Hm.
19:30 <Hydrazine> That a big moral question, Mort.
19:35 <Mort-> And good luck if you tried to catch a rogue insteadd
19:50 <Hydrazine> Is it better to kill someone slow or fast?
19:57 <Mort-> Bb! Escape artist and murder all on you in your sleep
19:58 <Hydrazine> Which one is more evil? Is either one?
20:05 <Mort-> If i were the one being killed
20:14 <Mort-> Id say finish it quickly
20:17 <Brunius> As a Paladin, I wouldn't let anyone kill them, unless it was in accordance with the laws of the land.
20:30 <Brunius> Kaleb however would have no trouble with killing them.
20:32 <Mort-> Sure there is this big goblin
23:04 <Mort-> Who started hitting you first
23:19 <Mort-> Personally I'm like once they start a fight. Anything goes
23:29 <Brunius> If we've got him tied up, we obviously intend to keep him.
23:58 <Mort-> If you knock him to the ground yes
24:08 <Mort-> And knock him out yes
24:16 <Mort-> But assuming its a nasty monster that attacked you
24:20 <Mort-> You have him held
24:35 <Mort-> Tie him up and risk him escape artist free?
24:49 <Mort-> Or even strength check break the ropes?
25:20 <Mort-> Some monsters have enormous strength. They will get free. Just a matter of time
25:32 <Mort-> Hold person doesntt last forever
25:45 <Brunius> Knowledge (Local) on what the deal is with monsters around here.
25:51 <Brunius> If it's a troll or ogre, no problem.
26:10 <Brunius> If it's a core race? They'll go to the relevant authorities
26:10 <Mort-> Your supposed to hand over humanoids to jail
26:26 <Mort-> Nearest town is one week away
27:29 <Mort-> A week with a monster trying to break free?
27:40 <Brunius> That's what sentry is for yo
27:50 <Mort-> Round 1
27:52 <Mort-> Break free
28:10 <Mort-> Round 2 kick the crap out of the person who did hold person on him
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28:19 <Mort-> Round 3 proceed killing the party
28:25 <Mort-> Settled :p
28:45 <Mort-> Rather leave a body behind
30:53 <Hydrazine> Your paladin wouldn't kill ANYONE, Brunius?
31:14 <Brunius> In hot blood it's OK
31:29 <Brunius> If you've got them tied up, they're going to the authorities.
31:35 <Hydrazine> Oh, so its cool to kill things, but only when they're actively fighting back?
31:39 <Brunius> And once they attack you, it's self defense.
32:32 <Mort-> He sure killed some Archers
32:33 <Mort-> Sure a monster started hitting us
32:33 <Mort-> We put him to sleep
32:33 <Mort-> Now what.
32:47 <Brunius> Tie him up.
32:52 <Brunius> And let's GTFO
33:28 <Mort-> The process of tying would wake him up
33:36 <Mort-> Your in mid tie
33:48 <Mort-> He wakes up and kicks your sorry butt
34:21 <Brunius> If he's kicking my sorry butt, he's attacked me.
34:25 <Brunius> >Self defense
35:48 <Mort-> He was kicking your sorry butt before he fell asleep
36:25 <Mort-> Personally I'm like. If they are out to kill us. Better to kill them first
36:29 <Hydrazine> so we're fighting some baddy. He attacked first. Hoku folds him into a pretzel and ties him up.
36:34 <Hydrazine> What do you suppose we do with him?
37:22 <Brunius> Lawful Authorities.
38:04 <Mort-> Now we know why pallies look like they are going to s and m?
38:16 <Avatar> zzzz
38:26 <Mort-> Remember to bring manacles
38:39 <Mort-> Game starts in 2 h 22 min right
38:40 <Hydrazine> Why? What do manacles do?
38:46 <Mort-> Because I'm going swimming
38:48 <Hydrazine> So if we're for example, hiking UP a mountain?
38:52 <Mort-> Harder to break out of
38:55 <Hydrazine> We bring them with us the whole way? And back?
39:23 <Mort-> I'm not the one arguing for doing that
39:38 <Hydrazine> Brunius is still here, Mort. Stop thinking everything's about you.
39:44 <Mort-> Ok
39:53 <Brunius> Yes.
40:05 <Hydrazine> Hm.
40:06 <Brunius> See why Bairaq doesn't take generally take hostages?
40:16 <Brunius> (One reason is they don't surrender)
40:17 <Hydrazine> Wait, why he does or doesn't?
40:31 <Hydrazine> So yesterday I played Hokubi in a game.
40:39 <Hydrazine> He grappled and pinned atleast four people.
40:46 <Hydrazine> Er. Four targets.
40:51 * Mort- activates ethereal mode
41:03 <Hydrazine> Would you drag four bound hostiles up a mountain? 10?
41:05 <Hydrazine> 15?
41:22 * Mort- laughs
41:25 <Brunius> I'd be more for the why the hell do we have 15 bound hostiles?
41:40 <Mort-> Its the way he fights
41:45 <Hydrazine> Because Hokubi can get them there in 3 rounds.
41:57 <Hydrazine> And if they're tied, you're saying we shouldn't kill them. Or am I wrong?
41:58 <Brunius> Scare em straight
42:13 <Brunius> They're tied means they're defenseless.
42:22 <Mort-> Ok you have a ghoul
42:27 <Mort-> A fire beetle
42:30 <Brunius> Lawful Good doesn't mesh with killing defenseless people
42:32 <Mort-> Or whatever you call it
42:58 <Mort-> Hydra why don't you show him the list of things you grabbed
43:05 <Mort-> So far
43:09 <Hydrazine> Because I'm not keeping one?
43:21 <Mort-> I'm not sure if you can even reason with some of them
43:22 <Mort-> Ok
43:35 <Mort-> I know he caught a crocodile
43:41 <Mort-> A ghoul
43:44 <Brunius> goddamn steve irwin
43:45 <Mort-> A slimy thing
43:58 <Mort-> A spider
44:06 <Mort-> Some kobolds maybe
44:23 <Mort-> Bringing all of them to town?
45:19 <Brunius> Mort-, have the situation come up, then we'll talk.
45:34 <Mort-> Hydra. Play with bru :d
45:43 <Mort-> It should be highly amusing
45:47 <Hydrazine> what what with Bru? Chess?
45:59 <Hydrazine> I think I got a pretty decent chess game.
46:00 <Brunius> You don't wanna play chess with me
46:18 <Mort-> Run hoku in one scenario with bairaq
46:27 <Mort-> You'll have plenty of things to redeem :d
46:46 <Mort-> I'm not even sure how you would talk to them...
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47:40 <Mort-> Btw hydra. I suck at chess
51:17 <Mort-> Ok going swimming
51:23 <Mort-> See you in 2 h or so
59:50 * Mort- jumps into the pool
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17:05 <Brunius> I hope her phone is waterproof
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20:50 <Ballig> ha
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24:50 <Hydrazine> phone IRC? One of the cool kids now!
25:44 <Ballig> :O
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34:13 <tashphones> Yes!
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42:59 * Mort- is yet
43:09 * Mort- is wet
43:42 <Brunius> Woah, Mort-.
43:47 <Brunius> There are other chatrooms for that.
43:49 <Brunius> :P
43:52 <Steven> i dunno
44:04 <Steven> this seems like a fine place
44:07 <Hydrazine> And she thinks we're gonna corrupt you, Bru.
44:29 <Brunius> Why would she think that.
45:06 <Hydrazine> Because she thinks of us 'males' as strange, complex things.
45:50 <Mort-> I just got of the pool!
45:59 <Mort-> Do you think i would be dry?
46:14 * Hydrazine watches it fly right over Mort's head.
46:16 <Hydrazine> Nevermind.
46:25 <Steven> ...
46:29 <Steven> must...
46:31 <Steven> resist....
46:42 * Hydrazine gags Steven with a dinner plate.
47:06 <Hydrazine> I had a swim today too.
47:08 * Steven throws the dinner plate away
47:12 * Mort- doesn't understand
47:13 <Steven> I GOT THIS!
47:25 <Mort-> Swimming is fun fun fun!
47:27 <Hydrazine> But it was a bit chilly.
47:32 <Hydrazine> So I didn't stay in too long.
47:44 <Steven> Im having pizza today.
47:48 <Mort-> Game starts in 1 h 13 right
47:53 <Steven> ive wanted it for like two freakin weeks now.
48:05 <tashphones> Mort got hydra wet? Do i have something to be worried about?
48:18 <Mort-> From the way you guys are talking
48:49 <Mort-> Ignorance is bliss
49:01 <Mort-> I'm dripping wet now
49:19 <Hydrazine> you know, right when I thought I was done here.
49:21 <Mort-> Because i just came out from the pool
49:33 <Hydrazine> Don't you like.. dry off or anything?
49:53 <Mort-> I'm going to take a bath now
50:11 <Brunius> At the swimming pool?
50:12 <Brunius> That's odd
50:23 <Mort-> The changing rooms!
51:09 <Brunius> They have baths there?
51:33 <Mort-> Of course!
51:58 <Mort-> They even seperate male and female Changing rooms!
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03:10 <Steven> i just had to walk away from the computer after that one hydra
03:13 <Hydrazine> Howdy Oster.
03:16 <Hydrazine> lol.
03:23 <Hydrazine> I was struggling.
03:24 <OsterGuard> Hello
03:29 <Hydrazine> Sup, man?
03:49 <OsterGuard> Not much
03:55 <OsterGuard> Just got up
04:12 <Avatar> that's crazy talk
05:10 <Hydrazine> You're crazy talk.
06:19 <Avatar> you are
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08:25 <Mort-> Avatar
08:26 <Avatar> what's a good profession for a druid
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08:44 <Hydrazine> Lumberjack!
08:47 <Hydrazine> Poacher!
08:47 <Mort-> what are the laws for running a pregen and applying credit
08:50 <Avatar> an urban druid
08:54 <Mort-> No fking way!
08:57 <Mort-> Hardening
08:58 <Hydrazine> ..Pet store?
09:01 <Mort-> Gardening
09:03 <Avatar> the credit goes to a 1st level character
09:14 <Mort-> Newly created
09:15 <Mort-> Or not
09:21 <Mort-> There is a difference
09:22 <Avatar> yeah newly created
09:27 <Mort-> Uh oh
09:29 <Avatar> unless it's first steps or WBG
09:32 <Hydrazine> dog catcher?
09:36 <Mort-> Damn
09:38 <Mort-> No
09:43 <Mort-> Dawgs are cool
10:04 <Mort-> Herbalist
10:07 <Mort-> Ah better
10:11 <Hydrazine> Avatar, be that guy that gets crocodiles out of people's swimming pools.
10:25 <Avatar> some professions are potentially useful
10:28 <Mort-> You want a tetori for that
10:29 <Hydrazine> And angry poisonous snakes out of people's toilets.
10:32 <Avatar> maybe woodcutter
10:34 <Steven> sailor
10:40 <Mort-> The snake ill pass
10:42 <Brunius> A druid that cuts down trees?
10:56 <Avatar> they use wooden armor
10:57 <Mort-> Could hoku get a snake out of the toilet?
10:59 <Hydrazine> Whats wrong with carpentry?
11:16 <Avatar> nature giveth and nature taketh away, and all that
11:21 <Hydrazine> I mean, its cool enough for Jesus to do it.
11:42 <Avatar> I think jesus was more cleric than druid
11:46 <Hydrazine> So?
11:47 <Mort-> I somehow think we might be better off running two tables today
11:51 <Mort-> Hm
11:53 <Hydrazine> Whats wrong with working wood?
11:58 <Mort-> I'm off to the library
12:02 <Hydrazine> Making useful things, maybe even more artistic?
12:15 <Steven> I'm not playing tonight, ive already played it before
12:34 <Mort-> Ok
12:39 <Avatar> there's only 5 players mort
12:46 <Mort-> Sigh
12:47 <Mort-> Ok
12:53 <Steven> plus, sam gets home at like 9pm tonight
12:58 <Avatar> you can't split a 5 player table
13:01 <Mort-> Is trist or thelen coming?
13:02 <Avatar> don't sigh
13:04 <Hydrazine> sure you can.
13:06 <Hydrazine> Just need a chainsaw
13:07 <Mort-> Nothing
13:13 <Avatar> look at the schedule !
13:14 <Mort-> Your disgusting
13:25 * Mort- slaps hydrazine
13:45 <Hydrazine> Mort, your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
14:12 * Mort- laughs
14:49 <Mort-> That's monty python
14:57 <Hydrazine> Correct.
15:04 <Mort-> Your dad dallied with a warthog
15:07 <Mort-> Ok :d
15:11 <Hydrazine> So it seems Hokubi is useful in fights.
15:24 <Hydrazine> I do worry about jumping in first with him though.
15:35 <Mort-> What's the issue
15:44 <Mort-> I always charge first. Leave brains at door
15:53 <Hydrazine> getting surrounded by the posse after he grabs someone.
16:07 <Mort-> You need a mage
16:15 <Mort-> A potion of mage armor and you're set
16:41 <Mort-> Besides you can back flip right,
16:59 <Mort-> And do ninja tricks!
17:08 <Hydrazine> hes pretty acrobatic.
17:35 <Mort-> Id like to see bairaq and hoku in the same scenario
17:44 <Hydrazine> Heh.
17:52 <Hydrazine> I doubt Hoku will catch up.
17:57 <Mort-> At the end of it. You guys can start a zoo
18:09 <Hydrazine> Rabble's funny.
18:20 <Mort-> Fighter?
18:22 <Hydrazine> stat-dumped like woah.
18:29 <Mort-> What stats
18:45 <Hydrazine> triple 7s bottom half.
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18:54 <Mort-> Ah lol
19:09 <Mort-> Even jerus is pretty smart :p
19:22 <Hydrazine> and alot less agile.
19:28 <Mort-> He's smarter then socks!
19:32 <Mort-> At least for now
19:49 <Mort-> Socks is smarter then rabble?
19:52 <Mort-> Oh dear
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20:09 <Mort-> A weasel could out do him in thinking?
20:24 <Hydrazine> He has attack rolls like Jerus.
20:35 <Mort-> At 1?
20:43 <Hydrazine> Well, like level 1 jerus.
20:43 <Mort-> Not possible.
20:46 <Mort-> Ok
20:58 <Mort-> 20 str?
21:07 <Hydrazine> yep.
21:12 <Hydrazine> hes 2h fighter.
21:15 <Mort-> Thought rabble was barb :p
21:20 <Hydrazine> Which I think would work quite well.
21:24 <Mort-> At least from the logs
21:25 <Hydrazine> No, he just fights like one.
21:35 <Mort-> He behaves like one too
21:54 <Mort-> Problem with 7 int i guess
21:59 <Mort-> All that armor. 
22:19 <Mort-> Must suck all the brain juices dry
22:21 <Mort-> ^^
22:41 <Avatar> mort who are you bringing to today's game
22:50 <Avatar> mort
22:57 <Avatar> your sorcerer right
22:57 <Mort-> Mort is the only one qualified
23:07 <Mort-> 5-9?
23:07 <Brunius> Wiz
23:09 <Brunius> Yeah
23:11 <Avatar> yeah
23:12 <Avatar> wizard
23:13 <Mort-> Sorc?
23:16 <Hydrazine> shame I can't just like, temporarily uprank jerus to 5 just to play and not take credit for it until actually there.
23:19 <Mort-> You got to be kidding
23:19 <Avatar> do you have a sorcerer and a wizard
23:20 <Hydrazine> Or just play at 4.
23:27 <Mort-> I have both
23:34 <Mort-> I have a sorc at 1
23:39 <Mort-> Mort is 6
23:53 <Avatar> well uh
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24:01 <Avatar> you could play a 7 pregen
24:13 <Hydrazine> yeah?
24:14 <Hydrazine> hmmmm.
24:17 <Mort-> But he has to apply credit to a new character
24:19 <Avatar> I think then you apply that credit to a newly created 1st or you apply it when you get to 7th level
24:22 <Brunius> And take 500gp for a level 1 char?
24:23 <Mort-> Oh
24:28 <Mort-> He can do that too
24:32 <Hydrazine> thats legal?
24:35 <Mort-> He will probably live to reach 7
24:45 <Avatar> not sure how the gold works
24:47 <Hydrazine> Probably. won't be a while.
24:55 <Mort-> Ill try to help you
25:05 <Brunius> al event coordinator. If you play a 1st-level pregenerated 
25:06 <Brunius> character, you can apply the credit for her first adventure 
25:06 <Brunius> to a newly created character of your very own. If you play 
25:06 <Brunius> a non-1st-level pregenerated character, you can apply 
25:06 <Brunius> the credit to your character as soon as she reaches the 
25:06 <Brunius> level of the pregenerated character played. Yo
25:06 <Mort-> I'm a wizard. I help people fix things!
25:23 <Brunius> Normal gold, I think.
25:33 <Jumpy142> Hey guys, what's that wand that's like infernal healing or something?
25:35 <Hydrazine> since you don't take the gold until you get to 7, makes sense.
25:46 <Avatar> it's infernal healing
25:57 <Avatar> fast healing 1 for 10 rounds
26:00 <Jumpy142> Not in core rule oil?
26:03 <Mort-> You don't do 
26:04 <Jumpy142> Rulebook
26:08 <Brunius> APG I think
26:13 <Mort-> A wand of infernal healing
26:26 <Mort-> Unless you want a pact with the devil
26:41 <Brunius> Or at least, it's not in a source I own, and the only significant sources I don't own are ISWG and APG.
26:58 <Avatar> but you own UM
27:10 <Mort-> Wand is 2 pa
27:10 <Mort-> Or 750 gp
27:19 <Mort-> You better not be any good align
27:19 <Hydrazine> Oh, I think I'm about done with Hokubi's leveling.
27:24 <Hydrazine> I should post the update soon.
27:28 <Avatar> mort don't scare the newbies
27:28 <Mort-> If you want to do it
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27:42 <Mort-> But he's buying souls!
27:46 <Avatar> no he's not
27:49 <Mort-> At a premium rate!
28:02 <Avatar> infernal healing is a solid healing spell
28:11 <Mort-> And its also evil
28:17 <Avatar> you detect as evil for its duration and you can't reliably use it in combat
28:23 <Mort-> I do make use of it you know
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28:35 <Jumpy142> I'm Chaotic Neutral
28:42 <Avatar> your current alignment doesn't mean anything
28:42 <Mort-> Go ahead
28:44 <Avatar> you can still use it
28:50 <Mort-> As i said hes buying
28:53 <Jumpy142> And yeah, I'm gonna spend 2 prestige points on it
28:56 <Jumpy142> Is that ok?
28:57 <Brunius> It's not a happy thing to use though
29:00 <Avatar> yep
29:10 <Avatar> it's a pretty happy thing to use when you get more hp back for less charges
29:13 <Brunius> I think the guys at conquest were referring to it as a "puppy killing" wand
29:19 <Mort-> I've been abusing it
29:25 <Avatar> yeah as a joke
29:36 <Mort-> Why puppy killing
30:00 <Mort-> I wish i could bring khaz for Sunday
30:07 <Jumpy142> Also: did I get any fame from the scenario?
30:09 <Mort-> But it won't happen because he is only 2
30:12 <Mort-> Sure 2
30:25 <Brunius> Fame is the other side of PP
30:33 <Brunius> You get fame equal to the total PP you have gained, ever
30:42 <Brunius> And while the PP is spent, you still have the Fame
30:47 <Mort-> Seriously
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30:52 <Jumpy142> Ok then
30:55 <Mort-> You guys burnt an entire wand
31:05 <Mort-> Without getting alignment issues?
31:20 <Mort-> Through rpt?
31:31 <Avatar> spoilers, mort
31:38 <Mort-> Ok
31:40 <Avatar> you can learn about rpt when you play it
31:45 <Mort-> I guess
31:46 <Jumpy142> How much do wands weigh?
31:53 <Avatar> negligible weight
32:06 <Jumpy142> Ok
32:16 <Brunius> Mort-: They didn't use anything else
32:18 <Jumpy142> Oh yeah, and did I get my crossbow bolts back?
32:25 <Brunius> They were just using infernal healing the whole time
32:31 <Mort-> Half of the time
32:44 <Brunius> I was like "Don't you want to use my lay on hands? I'm running out in a couple minutes anyway through sleep"
32:47 <Mort-> They should have fallen. Or not
32:50 <Avatar> if you're picking up crossbow bolts, you should roll to see whether they are intact or broke
32:54 <Brunius> And they're like "Nah, I'm good"
33:00 <Avatar> they're usually cheap enough to just rebuy
33:09 <Mort-> Let me think
33:11 <Ballig> just go with half
33:32 <Mort-> What level is artimus today
33:33 <Jumpy142> I only shot like 6 anyway
33:39 <Ballig> then take 3 off your sheet
33:40 <Mort-> Ok keep 3
33:46 <Avatar> should we uptier today
33:59 <Mort-> I think we have no healer...
33:59 <Avatar> I'm bringing buck 7 in
34:02 <Ballig> what levels do we have with us
34:05 <Brunius> Heh
34:11 <Mort-> 6 mort
34:11 <Brunius> You're bringing Buck, are you?
34:12 <Ballig> 5, 6, 7 for Mort, me and Avatar
34:15 <Brunius> That'll be fun
34:15 <Hydrazine> buck7?
34:17 <Mort-> 9 myz
34:23 <Ballig> 5, 6, 7, 9
34:30 <Ballig> tristen's playing right?
34:33 <Avatar> things always look better with a cleric in the party
34:35 <Avatar> yeah
34:41 <Ballig> he's got 6
34:43 <Mort-> I don't Know wanted to ask
34:44 <Ballig> so 5 6 6 7 9
34:46 <Brunius> Avatar: You remember there's a shark on the cover of this scenario?
34:55 <Ballig> that's APL 6.6
34:56 <Ballig> or 7
34:58 <Avatar> the name of the scenario is pretty telling in itself
34:59 <Ballig> what are the tiers
35:03 <Ballig> 5-6 8-9?
35:09 <Avatar> yeah
35:16 <Avatar> I feel pretty safe shooting a shark in the face
35:16 <Ballig> so we're right in the middle
35:17 <Brunius> Yeah
35:26 <Mort-> Urm.
35:31 <Avatar> or in its belly, I guess
35:36 <Mort-> Can you shoot under water?
35:38 <Brunius> Anybody from the google group coming in?
35:44 * Mort- ponders
35:46 <Brunius> Mort- - -2 / 5ft square
35:50 <Ballig> oh yeah maybe
36:00 <Brunius> And gunslingers need special items
36:07 <Ballig> freelancer wanted to come
36:11 <Mort-> I can only bring my wizard along
36:14 <Avatar> I am bringing dry load catridges
36:24 <Ballig> he has a level 5 or 6 paladin
36:25 <Avatar> is this season 2
36:32 <Mort-> 0?
36:45 <Mort-> Pally?
36:49 <Mort-> Awesome
37:03 <Mort-> I hash crack for paladins
37:08 <Brunius> Season 1
37:12 <Brunius> I think
37:18 <Brunius> Either 1 or 0
37:24 <Brunius> Scenario #31
37:34 <Mort-> Ok headed home to comp
37:44 <Mort-> Well sort off
37:48 <Mort-> Snack first
37:50 <Avatar> season 1 is pretty unpredictable in difficulty I think
37:54 <Avatar> my opinion only
37:56 <Mort-> Up to you
38:03 <Mort-> You want up tier?
38:09 <Mort-> Generally any
38:25 <Avatar> the thing is I am a tiny bit sick of wading through a scenario pretty easily and only getting a few gp out of it 
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38:52 <Mort-> Its your arse
38:57 <Hydrazine> Huh.
38:58 <Avatar> although this does look like it'll be somewhat underwater
39:01 <Avatar> which is pretty scary
39:05 <Hydrazine> Doesn't even sound like theres space for me.
39:11 <Mort-> Why not?
39:14 <Avatar> Hydrazine: did you accept the invite
39:41 <Mort-> I did grab the cheap sea stuff
39:47 <Hydrazine> I commented right in it that I didn't have anything at 5. And I thought that meant I couldn't play at all.
39:51 <Mort-> Air bubble...
39:56 <Mort-> Oh
40:02 <Ballig> Mort-: scribe Touch of the Sea
40:05 <Avatar> can you change it
40:13 <Mort-> I have that scroll on me
40:29 <Mort-> Air bubble too
40:32 Avatar gives channel operator status to Brunius
40:36 <Mort-> Strangely enough
41:51 <Ballig> can you cast from a scroll underwater
41:58 <Mort-> Probably not
42:02 <Avatar> check that
42:11 <Avatar> might require a concentration check
42:12 <Mort-> But do you expect the floor to sink under us?
42:24 <Avatar> you can't use fly underwater
42:32 <Avatar> I think you can levitate 
43:13 <Mort-> But i can i guess
43:23 <Mort-> I'm more like imagining
43:39 <Mort-> We see a pool
43:41 <Mort-> We jump in
44:22 <Hydrazine> Huh. Curious.
44:39 <Hydrazine> Can you use a scroll within a silence effect?
44:55 <Mort-> Hm
44:56 <Steven> no
45:05 <Hydrazine> Can you show this, Steven?
45:16 <Ballig> only if the spell doesn't have a verbal component
45:30 <Steven> yeah what ballig said
45:31 <Mort-> Under water use piercing weapons
45:55 <Hydrazine> Activating a scroll requires reading the spell from the scroll. The character must be able to see and read the writing on the scroll.
46:14 <Brunius> I'd interpret that as reading out loud
46:19 <Brunius> Oh hey, I have ops
46:21 <Brunius> Sweet
46:26 <Hydrazine> Takes interpretation though.
46:31 <Brunius> Yeah
46:44 <Ballig> yeah, reading doesn't have to be out loud
46:56 <Ballig> pretty sure scrolls are uh, spell completion isn't it?
47:00 <Ballig> so you still have to do the somatic/verbal stuff
47:45 <Steven> yup
48:06 <Mort-> What happens if someone casts hideous laughter on you under water
48:12 <Mort-> You start drowning?
48:12 <Ballig> you start laughing
48:18 <Mort-> Well
49:39 <Mekkis> Brunius, you're running today?
49:43 <Mort-> Ok time to get back home
49:48 <Mort-> Turn on comp
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49:59 <Hydrazine> Hmm.
50:01 <Tristen> hello!
50:05 Tristen is now known as Oskar
50:08 <Freelancer> Hello!
50:15 <Hydrazine> I think I agree that using a scroll requires speaking aloud.
50:52 <Hydrazine> Similarly, a wizard thoroughly tied up with a scroll held open infront of him could not actually use it, yes?
50:53 <Brunius> See? I sah logical
51:02 <Mort-> Hi!
51:03 <Brunius> I wouldn't say so
51:04 <Mort-> Or
51:04 <Mekkis> Brunius, are you running today?
51:07 <Brunius> Yes
51:09 <Mort-> He is
51:13 <Ballig> are you going home just now Mort
51:16 <Mekkis> what were you saying this morning?
51:19 <Ballig> you know we start in under 10 minutes
51:19 <Mort-> Yeah
51:22 <Mort-> I know
51:29 <Mort-> I'm 5 min away from home
51:37 <Mort-> I ate a hashbrown
52:07 <Mekkis> are you feeling better?
52:17 <Hydrazine> howdy Tristen.
52:23 <Hydrazine> Don't see you around much lately man.
52:27 <Mort-> Tristen
52:29 <Mort-> Isn't here
52:47 <Mort-> He pinged out
52:51 <Mort-> I wanted to message him
53:07 <Brunius> Mort-, Oskar is around
53:10 Quince has quit (EOF from client)
53:13 <Brunius> Oskar = Tirsten
53:16 <Ballig> oh, Quince was on
53:18 <Brunius> tristen even
53:26 <Ballig> whoops, I just emailed Freelancer but he's already here
53:29 <Ballig> I should pay more attention
53:37 <Brunius> Mekkis: My body was like "Dude, you're sick, stay in bed all day"
53:49 <Brunius> And then a couple hours later it was like "Jk, you can DM after all"
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54:59 <Mekkis> ok
55:03 <Mekkis> I'll be there shortly
55:07 tashphones has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
55:11 <Mekkis> need to drive home from work
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57:13 <Oskar> @bow
57:13 <dicebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=15] 29; damage1: [1d8=8] 12; attack2: [1d20=13] 22; damage2: [1d8=5] 9
57:20 <Oskar> heheh k ima good to go!
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58:12 <Hydrazine> jeez.
58:14 <Ballig> can Oskar work effectively under water
58:21 <Oskar> no 
58:36 <Hydrazine> Does any PC work well underwater?
58:41 <Oskar> i did see the shark on the cover!
58:45 <Ballig> ranged attackers have particular problems
58:47 <Oskar> "bitey"
58:59 <mortswishytail> Give me a moment
59:00 <Hydrazine> Hoku could probably grapple it.
59:02 <Brunius> -2/5ft square
59:06 <Ballig> yeah
59:07 <Brunius> Enjoy
59:09 <Avatar> what class is mytiazair
59:10 <Ballig> -2 to attack per 5 feet of distance
59:15 <Ballig> wizard
59:18 <Hydrazine> Its only a small step up from grappling crocs to grappling sharks.
59:18 <Ballig> and rogue, I think
59:18 <Hydrazine> Right?
59:21 <Oskar> oskar has like 10k gold atm
59:27 <Avatar> oh man
59:29 <Ballig> !findchar Mytiazair
59:30 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=148
59:30 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=284
59:34 <mortswishytail> I can help you
59:44 <Oskar> all that uptiering
59:51 mortswishytail has quit (EOF from client)
59:52 <Ballig> Artimus has like 9k gold
59:53 <Avatar> you have to look at what to spend that on man
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59:59 <Avatar> more than 5 minutes before a scenario starts
00:06 <Oskar> !findchar Oskar
00:06 <dicebot> Oskar, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=367
00:13 <Oskar> he's got crazy shit
00:30 <Oskar> no bane - great white sharks though :(
00:40 <Avatar> can your archer shoot underwater
00:44 <Oskar> no
00:51 <Avatar> can you make him
00:59 <Freelancer> !roll 1d20+1 Attack for 1d20+2 damage
00:59 <dicebot> Freelancer, Attack for 1d20+2 damage: [1d20=16] 26
01:00 <Oskar> sure! how can an archer shoot underwater?
01:05 <Brunius> His archer CAN shoot underwater
01:09 <Brunius> Just takes horrible penalties
01:13 <Ballig> it's kind of annoying that the first time I get to play Artimus with his brand new third level domain spell (fireball) we're going to be underwater
01:21 <Brunius> Fireball will work.
01:29 <Ballig> how
01:30 <Avatar> yeah you need a check for it
01:34 <Brunius> Caster level check
01:39 <Brunius> DC is 20+level of spell
01:51 <Ballig> and the roll is 1d20+5
01:53 <Ballig> so that's pretty ridiculous
01:59 <Freelancer> !roll 1d20+1 Attack using blah
02:00 <dicebot> Freelancer, Attack using blah: [1d20=14] 15
02:12 <Ballig> 10% chance of success isnt' what I would call "working" :p
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02:24 <Brunius> I didn't say it would work WELL
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02:32 <Mort-> okay Im back
02:37 <Brunius> Are we ready to start?
02:37 <Oskar> this guy has the right idea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hKvaPdSs9E
02:40 <Hydrazine> Have fun guys.
02:41 <Ballig> is that for any spell with the [fire] descriptor?
02:49 <Brunius> I believe so
02:54 <Brunius> Yeah it is
03:05 <Brunius> Looking at the section in the core rulebook here
03:12 <Mort-> Im not using fire spells
03:13 <Mort-> not my type
03:14 <Brunius> (p432 if you want to see how screwed you are)
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03:51 Fish_ is now known as Fish
03:57 <Brunius> Who's playing today?
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04:13 <Brunius> Mort-, Oskar, Avatar, Mytiazair, Ballig, Freelancer?
04:18 <Freelancer> Yep.
04:19 <Avatar> oh man, darkvision
04:27 <Ballig> yeah
04:29 <Mort-> how many per table
04:31 <Mort-> 6 or 7?
04:35 <Ballig> usually 6
04:38 <Ballig> but in exceptional cases 7
04:41 <Brunius> 7 is the outer limit
04:47 Brunius gives voice to Freelancer
04:54 Ballig gives voice to Ballig
04:54 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Ballig
04:54 Brunius gives voice to Avatar
04:56 Ballig is now known as Artimus
05:00 Avatar is now known as Buck
05:03 Brunius gives voice to Mort-
05:06 <Artimus> `deop Buck
05:06 * ChanOP removes channel operator status from Buck
05:07 Brunius gives voice to Oskar
05:12 Brunius gives voice to Mytiazair
05:45 <Mort-> skype right
06:05 <Brunius> I won't be talking over it, but it would be good for other communication
06:36 <Mort-> k
06:37 <Mort-> same
07:10 <Brunius> You reckon?
07:52 <Mort-> someone set up
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08:25 <Thelen> HURRAY
08:38 <Thelen> ITS TASHES
08:56 <Brunius> are you playing today Thelen
08:59 <Thelen> yea
09:06 <Thelen> took longer in the bathroom than i thought :/
09:15 <Brunius> :S That puts us at 7 people
09:19 Brunius gives voice to Thelen
09:28 <Thelen> there was only 6 signed up on the thingy
09:42 <Thelen> someone musta come late?
10:15 <Brunius> Not sure
10:17 <Brunius> Get on skype
10:22 <Thelen> am
10:24 <Brunius> Apparently
10:29 <Hydrazine> Knock em dead!
10:45 <Brunius> Yeah it's kinda hard for people to accept if they don't get an invite :S
11:00 <Buck> it's kinda silly to spam out invites if they don't play
11:11 <Brunius> Freelancer, Mytiazair get on Skype
11:24 <Freelancer> I am.
11:26 <Mort-> where is that damn tristen
11:28 <Freelancer> freelancer1976
11:28 <Mort-> ARGH
11:31 * Mort- bites oskar
11:42 <Brunius> ha
12:24 <Oskar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/environment/wilderness/terrain/aquatic-terrain#TOC-Underwater-Combat
12:44 <Brunius> I'm right with running a 7 player
12:45 <Oskar> mort!
12:58 <Mort-> see your pms
13:41 <Brunius> Incoming block text! Brace yourselves!
13:48 * Steven braces
13:50 <Brunius> Adril Hestram, a venture-captain with a severe face and an 
13:50 <Brunius> even more severe disposition, stands with his eyes locked in 
13:50 <Brunius> a gaze of professional appraisal, his hairy arms folded tightly 
13:50 <Brunius> over his powerful chest. Finally, after a long moment, he 
13:50 <Brunius> heaves a weary sigh, allowing his shoulders to slump as if 
13:50 <Brunius> defeated, and says, "All right, fine. I don’t have time to be 
13:50 <Brunius> picky. I need you to go to the Lusty Mermaid in the Docks. 
13:50 <Brunius> One of our Pathfinders, an aging man by the name of Airk 
13:50 <Brunius> Jarigan, hasn’t reported in for two weeks. He’s supposedly 
13:50 <Brunius> close to finding a priceless Andoren artifact called The Sniper,
13:50 <Brunius> lost right here in Absalom, or so he’s been claiming. As the 
13:50 <Brunius> sun isn’t even up yet, he’s probably still asleep. I need you to 
13:50 <Brunius> go down to the Mermaid, drag Airk out of bed, and find out 
13:50 <Brunius> why he hasn’t been reporting in. More importantly, I need you 
13:50 <Brunius> to get that artifact. You’ll recognize Airk by a gold amulet he 
13:50 <Brunius> always wears around his neck. It’s of an owlbear clutching an 
13:50 <Brunius> amethyst. He should also be with his protégé, a whelp by the 
13:50 <Brunius> name of Dargo Mar. That’s all. What are you waiting for?"
13:53 <Brunius> No
14:41 <Steven> ah, you guys started
14:52 <Mort-> poor mek
14:52 * Steven goes afk lurk mode.
14:53 <Mort-> working on a..
14:57 <Mort-> saturday
15:02 <Freelancer> Any faction missions?
15:12 <Brunius> I'll distribute those in a second.
15:19 <Mort-> IDENTIFY
15:28 <Buck> "The Sniper?!"
15:39 <Thelen>  Mort-, Oskar, Avatar, Mytiazair, Ballig, Freelancer      so who is who?
16:02 <Mort-> "What do we know about Airk?"
16:11 Freelancer is now known as Soren_Hammerby
16:11 <Brunius> Factions and character numbers in PM, please
16:15 Thelen is now known as Hitomi
16:17 <Mort-> "Also about his Protege?"
16:20 Soren_Hammerby is now known as Soren
17:11 <Buck> can we ask questions
17:15 <Buck> or are we being huffed off
17:50 <Brunius> "The Sniper is a valuable artifact - that's all I know. Get Airk to give you the notes, and find it. Now get out there"
18:00 <Mort-> "You didnt have to do that did you?"
18:03 <Hitomi> "will we be encountering any outsiders do you think?"
18:03 * Mort- looks offended
18:24 <Hitomi> Mort- rename
18:26 <Mort-> yeah
18:29 <Mort-> my name iS mort.
18:34 <Mort-> it gives to some interesting fun stuff but..
18:37 <Mort-> thats my first you sorry nubs
18:40 <Artimus> I leave
18:42 <Artimus> to find Airk
18:45 <Oskar> i follow
18:46 <Buck> yeah we all go I think
18:49 <Mort-> I follow artimus
18:55 <Soren> I grab my weapon and my protection.
19:08 * Mort- gives Hitomi my wayfinder with a faerie dragon at the back of it.
19:28 * Mort- whispers to Hitomi "Use it to enhance your blades in battle"
20:55 * Mort- whispers to Hitomi "Also pass it back to me once you finish using it, I can recharge it"
21:04 <Mort-> is oskar around..?
21:05 <Mort-> what a..
21:38 <Mytiazair> ok
21:42 <Mytiazair> I'm here now
21:53 * #d&d :Only half-operators and above may view the +e list
22:04 <Brunius> nl.ti4200.info
22:06 <Brunius> Port 4000
22:40 <Mytiazair> please unban diebot
22:45 <Artimus> why
23:42 <Mytiazair> you were the person who said that it's rude to invalidate other people's work
23:49 <Mytiazair> regardless, my rolls are there
24:03 * Brunius removes ban on diebot!*@*
24:18 <Soren> My microphone's muted.
24:28 <Mort-> so is mine
25:12 <Brunius> As is mine
25:32 <Brunius> So you're going to the Lusty Mermaid?
25:41 <Buck> yep
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25:49 <Buck> to look for Airk
25:52 <Mort-> cast mage armor before we get in
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26:02 <Brunius> How long does Mage Armor last?
26:07 <Mort-> 5 hrs
26:10 <Mort-> I have a pearl of power too
26:11 <Mort-> so..
26:12 <Mytiazair> 7 hours
26:15 <Mort-> acutally 6 now..
26:34 <Brunius> The darkness has melted away, leaving Absalom in the gray 
26:35 <Brunius> grip of dawn. Rolling in off the sea, a chilling fog hangs thick 
26:35 <Brunius> in the air like a cold, pale wraith seeking to steal warmth from 
26:35 <Brunius> the living. Cries of seagulls pierce the otherwise dull stillness 
26:35 <Brunius> of the Docks. A dim yellow light spills from the stained 
26:35 <Brunius> windows of the Lusty Mermaid. The front door opens with a 
26:35 <Brunius> moan, and inside sits a scattering of fisherman, returned from 
26:35 <Brunius> a predawn haul. The overwhelming stench of raw fish clings 
26:35 <Brunius> to these men, and it mingles with the savory aroma from the 
26:35 <Brunius> pot of stew hanging above a snapping fire in the hearth. The 
26:35 <Brunius> proprietor, a greasy-looking human with thick arms and an 
26:35 <Brunius> even thicker belly, looks up from behind the bar and says, "A 
26:35 <Brunius> little early for customers, idn’t it? I have stew cooking, but 
26:35 <Brunius> that’s it. If yer lookin’ fer enthin’ else, ya best shove off."
26:51 <Mytiazair> could you readd me
26:59 <Brunius> My mic isn't working atm
27:38 <Mytiazair> "What is the Sniper?"
27:49 <Brunius> "The Sniper is a valuable artifact - that's all I know. Get Airk to give you the notes, and find it. Now get out there"
28:02 <Buck> "Where's Airk?"
28:09 <Artimus> "We're here for Airk."
28:14 <Artimus> "Which one is his room?"
28:14 <Buck> we look for the guy with the owlbear amulet
28:19 <Brunius> "Never heard of him"
28:23 <Brunius> Make a sense motive
28:35 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 sense @Brunius
28:38 <Mort-> (1995 lol)
28:41 <Brunius> If you're looking for the owlbear amulet, make a perception
28:44 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 sense motive
28:45 <dicebot> Buck, sense motive: [1d20=16] 29
28:48 <Mort-> (get a soft one)
28:51 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+12 perception
28:51 <Oskar> @see
28:51 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=1] 13
28:52 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=15] 20
28:53 <Mort-> @see
28:54 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=6] 8
29:01 <Soren> !roll 1d20+1 Wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.
29:01 <dicebot> Soren, Wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.: [1d20=8] 9
29:02 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 perception
29:02 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=12] 25
29:11 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+10 Sense motive @Mekkis, Brunius
29:56 <Artimus> "You've heard of him."
29:59 <Artimus> "Now tell us the truth."
30:20 * Mytiazair exits the bar
30:27 <Brunius> "I've not heard of him, if you think otherwise you can get out of my tavern."
30:37 <Buck> what do I think with my 29 sense motive roll
30:46 <Mytiazair> outside the bar, I'll cast Seek Thoughts, persistent
30:56 <Soren> "Larro you magnificent bastard. The paracountess knew you would be like this."
31:05 <Brunius> Sorry, didn't hear you
31:12 <Artimus> Brunius: we're definitely uptiering here yeah?
31:33 <Brunius> Yep
31:50 <Artimus> okay
31:58 <Artimus> "Look, we're Pathfinders. You can trust us."
32:02 <Mort-> "It would be really nice of you if you could help us"
32:03 <Artimus> (looking to use diplomacy)
32:05 <Mort-> (Can I roll diplo?)
32:10 * Mytiazair enters the bar again
32:11 * Buck glares at the bartender
32:17 <Soren> LArro
32:32 <Mytiazair> will save, DC22, roll twice, take lowest
32:39 <Buck> mort: say something diplomatic
32:50 <Mort-> <+Mort-> "It would be really nice of you if you could help us"
32:52 <Mort-> alreayd did
32:56 <Mort-> ..
32:58 * Mytiazair furrows his half-elven brown in concentration
33:00 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+6
33:00 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
33:01 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+6
33:01 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
33:04 <Mytiazair> as he walks around the tavern
33:37 <Mytiazair> s/brown/brow/
33:44 <Hitomi> "what is on the shipwreck in the harbor??"
34:07 <Mort-> "We could do you a favour in the future you know"
34:09 <Mort-> (Larro)
34:16 <Buck> I look around for anyone else in the bar who might be watching us
34:17 <Mort-> "We're good at fixing things up"
34:23 <Mort-> can I roll any diplos?
34:27 <Brunius> "Look, he was staying here. I can show you his room, but I've no knowledge of where he went"
34:37 <Artimus> "Okay. Show us his room."
34:38 <Mort-> "Okay, that would be helpful"
34:58 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+15 stealth
34:59 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=9] 24
35:12 * Mort- ponders at Mytiazair
35:17 <Mytiazair> can you see me?
35:21 <Brunius> Colours and HPs, thanks
35:22 <Buck> "I've got a proposition for you."
35:27 <Mytiazair> cyan
35:29 <Mytiazair> medium
35:30 <Mort-> 44, Blue, ac 17
35:32 <Artimus> white, 31/31
35:32 <Mort-> medium
35:34 <Artimus> AC 20
35:34 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+1
35:35 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
35:38 <Brunius> He cannot see you
35:47 <Buck> brown, 63/63, AC 22
35:51 <Mort-> no but can I see myz?
36:01 <Hitomi> pink 74 AC30
36:08 <Soren> Purple, 44, AC 26
36:12 <Buck> I lean over, and quietly say to him, "What would you say if I needed to put out a hit on someone?"
36:13 <Artimus> nl.ti4200.info
36:35 <Oskar> green 40
37:23 <Brunius> He's noticed that.
37:45 <Soren> Correct
37:57 <Brunius> Oskar, Mytiazair, HP?
38:01 <Soren> Larro
38:03 <Mort-> oskar at 40..
38:09 <Mytiazair> Brunius, PM
38:52 <Oskar> brunius i'll approach the guy as ask "Airk?"
38:56 <Oskar> and*
39:04 <Brunius> "Huh? Who's that?"
39:14 <Buck> I need an answer to my question about the hit
39:21 <Buck> when you're ready
39:24 <Oskar> "adril sent us to have a chat"
39:26 <Brunius> Argh
39:30 <Brunius> So much stuff going on :S
39:35 <Oskar> ok i'll wait 
39:43 <Brunius> "A hit?"
39:46 <Mort-> (7 peeps. what u expect)
40:03 <Mort-> (can I see myz hiding?)
40:04 <Buck> "If I needed someone put down."
40:51 <Brunius> "You can all shove off. Take Airk's stuff and get out of here!"
41:00 <Brunius> Oskar, PM
41:07 <Buck> sense motive
41:08 <Artimus> "We'll have his amulet too, then."
41:12 <Artimus> I look at the guy that Oskar approached
41:13 <Brunius> He shows you Airk's room
41:29 <Brunius> The guy that oskar approached is looking confused
41:34 <Mort-> "When did you last see him?
42:07 <Soren> yes
42:24 <Soren> Hm? You want me on mic?
42:25 <Brunius> Speak up, in here.
42:37 <Brunius> If you want to jump on the mic go ahead
42:47 <Mort-> I think he has only listen in capabilities
42:49 <Buck> what's in Airk's room
42:50 <Soren> I'll save it for special occasions. There are enough folks in here.
43:11 <Artimus> "That's Airk's amulet." I point to the guy wearing it
43:21 <Artimus> "Now, either Airk lost that in a game of cards... or you took it from his body."
43:34 <Mort-> "Artimus, why must you keep thinking the worst of people"
43:42 * Hitomi goes up to the guy wearing the amulet and demands he hand it over
43:45 <Mort-> "But maybe he knows where he last saw Airk?"
43:56 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+5 intimidate @Brunius
44:01 <Buck> "Why must you think the best of people, Mort"
44:14 <Brunius> "I don't know what you're talking about! Have the damned amulet, I'm out of here"
44:18 <Brunius> He throws it on the table
44:19 <Mort-> "Because they usually live up to expectations? Or at least try to?"
44:26 <Mort-> try to grab him before he leaves
44:35 <Mort-> "When did you get this amulet?"
44:38 <Buck> "Hold it just a minute."
44:40 <Oskar> "HOLD A SECOND"
44:41 <Mort-> "Are you Airk?"
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45:00 <Artimus> "Do you have a habit of people you come across losing their necklaces, Larro? Ever heard of... Hesukthes One-Eye?"
45:30 <Brunius> "I don't know who this Airk guy is. I just wanted to have a nice breakfast. I don't want any trouble
45:39 <Mort-> "How did you come by the amulet then?"
45:45 <Mort-> "We dont want to make trouble either"
45:48 <Oskar> "you're not going anywhere till you tell us"
45:50 <Buck> "Then tell us everything you know about Hesukthes and Airk, and we'll be on our way."
45:56 <Mort-> "Oskar"
46:01 * Mort- gives oskar a dirty look
46:06 <Mort-> "You could ASK nicely?"
46:08 <Buck> "Mutual interests, see"
46:30 <Brunius> "I don't know who these people are, OK?"
46:47 <Mort-> "Then how did you come by this amulet"
46:50 <Oskar> "where'd you get the damned amulet?"
46:54 <Oskar> "we won't ask again"
47:10 <Artimus> I want to look around for a scarab-carved pendant
47:52 <Brunius> "Fine, he (pointing to Larro) gave it to me to pay off some debts."
47:58 * Soren detects sexiness. Does Larro deserve to be hammered?
48:01 <Oskar> "this true larro?"
48:37 <Brunius> "What true?"
48:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 sense motive @brunius
48:47 <Oskar> "you gave him the amulet?"
49:01 <Mort-> "Larro, where did you come by the amulet?"
49:06 <Artimus> "Where's Hesukthes One-Eye? Or his pendant."
49:09 <Buck> did we see where Mytiazair went
49:22 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+12 perceptin
49:23 <diebot> Artimus, perceptin: [1d20=13] 25
49:24 <Artimus> do I see him
49:27 <Artimus> or know where he went
49:33 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 perception
49:34 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=11] 24
50:25 <Brunius> He went towards the back of the tavern
50:34 <Buck> I investigate what he's doing
50:46 <Mort-> I ask Larro where he got the amulet from
50:48 <Brunius> Walking over there?
50:51 <Buck> yeah
51:02 <Buck> and I ask Mytiazair what he's doing
51:11 <Brunius> Roll another perception
51:16 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13
51:17 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+13: [1d20=10] 23
51:28 <Brunius> You don't see him anywhere in the tavern in general
51:32 <Soren> Please move Soren to R-20
51:35 <Buck> can I keep looking
51:42 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13
51:42 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+13: [1d20=14] 27
51:43 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13
51:43 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+13: [1d20=13] 26
51:55 <Buck> if that's still no good I'll give up
51:55 <Brunius> He's not anywhere in this room
52:02 <Oskar> brunius pls move me one to the west
52:04 <Buck> back to Larro then
52:22 <Oskar> "larro? where'd you get the amulet?"
52:30 * Hitomi to U20
52:31 <Brunius> "Amulet?"
52:33 <Artimus> does Larro make any response about Hesthus One-Eye and the scarab-carved pendant
52:42 <Oskar> "larro, don't piss me around"
52:45 <Artimus> Hesukthes
53:01 <Oskar> "that amulet - the owlbear one - where'd you get it?"
53:18 <Mort-> (stop griping about his keybaord..)
53:24 <Mort-> (If you heard mine you would complain too..)
53:30 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+16 disable device
53:32 <diebot> Mytiazair, disable device: [1d20=14] 30
53:40 <Mort-> (Its awful loud, but thankfully you dont have to hear it)
54:13 <Mort-> "When did you last see Airk"
54:13 <Brunius> "Get out of my tavern this instant, you hear?"
54:16 <Brunius> !!!
54:28 <Artimus> "This man is a murderer and a thief."
54:31 <Mort-> "We will leave, if you assist us in our search"
54:31 * Hitomi draws his weapon
54:32 <Oskar> i'll hop over the bar
54:34 <Artimus> "Take him in for questioning."
54:42 <Mort-> "Not again you louts?"
54:47 <Brunius> He grabs his greatsword
54:54 <Brunius> That's lying near the back of the bar
54:56 <Brunius> Roll initiative!
55:00 <Oskar> @init
55:01 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=3] 7
55:02 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
55:02 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=6] 6
55:04 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+7 Larro
55:04 <diebot> Brunius, Larro: [1d20=7] 14
55:07 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2 initiaitiiive
55:07 <diebot> Hitomi, initiaitiiive: [1d20=2] 4
55:09 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5 init
55:09 <dicebot> Buck, init: [1d20=7] 12
55:12 <Buck> "That was going nowhere anyway."
55:13 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+7 Thugs
55:14 <diebot> Brunius, Thugs: [1d20=16] 23
55:19 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+3 Fisherman
55:19 <Soren> !roll 1d20 init
55:19 <diebot> Brunius, Fisherman: [1d20=9] 12
55:19 <dicebot> Soren, init: [1d20=13] 13
55:33 <Oskar> !save init: 1d20+5 initiative
55:33 <Mytiazair> @init
55:33 <diebot> Oskar, 1d20+5 initiative saved as @init
55:34 <diebot> Mytiazair, initiative: [1d20=6] 10
55:49 <Mort-> @init
55:50 <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=8] 13
55:52 <Mort-> eh wait
55:54 <Mort-> sorry wrong rol
55:56 <Mort-> let me readjust
55:56 <Brunius> <diebot> Mort-, initiative: [1d20=8] 13
56:13 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 init
56:14 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=13] 16
56:22 <Hitomi> thugs larro soren mort myti buck oskar hitomi
56:37 <Artimus> what about me :'(
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56:51 <Hitomi> thugs larro soren mort myti buck oskar artimus hitomi
57:00 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+19 spellcraft
57:02 <diebot> Mytiazair, spellcraft: [1d20=4] 23
57:22 <Mort-> my bonus
57:24 <Mort-> should be +3
57:25 <Mort-> not +5
57:29 <Mort-> I madea a mistake counting
57:30 <Mort-> anyway.
57:31 <Mort-> k
57:36 <Mort-> then take the first one put to 10
57:36 <Hitomi> thugs mort larro soren myti buck oskar artimus hitomi
58:11 <Brunius> Thug1 has a turn!
58:44 <Brunius> He charges Artimus
59:08 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+7
59:08 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+7: [1d20=4] 11
59:12 <Brunius> Does that hit flat footed?
59:16 <Artimus> AC 20 flat-footed
59:21 <Brunius> Nice
59:27 <Mort-> hes wearing armor
59:39 <Brunius> Thug2 charges Mort-
59:44 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+7
59:44 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
59:45 <Mort-> this is going to get nasty
59:46 <Mort-> hit
00:18 <Brunius> !throw 4d6+3
00:18 <diebot> Brunius, 4d6+3: [4d6=2,6,6,5] 22
00:21 <Brunius> Have some damage!
00:25 * Mort- yelps
00:32 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
00:35 <Brunius> Sneak Attack
00:36 <Mort-> what weapons are they using
00:39 <Brunius> Rapier
00:40 <Soren> Advance one to the east.
00:47 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7 Pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
00:48 <dicebot> Soren, Pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=16] 23
00:59 <Mort-> move 1 and 2.. to where they are suposed to be
01:01 <Brunius> Hit
01:02 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 Points of damage
01:03 <dicebot> Soren, Points of damage: [1d8=7] 15
01:03 <Brunius> They are moved
01:06 <Brunius> Resync mort-
01:19 <Mort-> resyncing
01:20 <Brunius> He takes some sweet damage
01:27 <Brunius> That all for your turn?
01:43 <Hitomi> Brunius larro should have gone before soren
01:45 <Brunius> Argh
01:46 <Brunius> Yeah
02:05 <Brunius> Larro attacks Hitmoi
02:10 <Brunius> Hitomi rather
02:31 <Mort-> (probably going to kill us all..)
02:34 <Mort-> (lol)
02:37 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+19 Greatsword Attack 1; 1d20+14 Greatsword Attack 2
02:38 <diebot> Brunius, Greatsword Attack 1: [1d20=14] 33; Greatsword Attack 2: [1d20=8] 22
02:43 <Brunius> One hit?
02:48 <Brunius> Against Flat Footed?
03:03 <Brunius> !throw 2d6+9
03:03 <diebot> Brunius, 2d6+9: [2d6=2,3] 14
03:10 <Brunius> This guy has such horrible damage
03:12 <Hitomi> 60/74
03:19 <Brunius> What WERE they thinking?
03:27 <Brunius> Yeah
03:33 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
03:54 <Mort-> south west 5 ft
04:19 <Hitomi> thugs mort larro soren myti buck oskar artimus hitomi
04:36 <Brunius> Mort got an 11
04:43 <Brunius> Yeah she did
04:52 <Mort-> glitterdust S15,16, T 15,16
04:57 <Mort-> the square
05:06 <Mort-> taht is the square
05:15 <Hitomi> thugs larro soren mort myti buck oskar artimus hitomi
05:38 <Mort-> it will catch 1 and 2
05:42 <Mort-> but not any of my allies
05:44 <Mort-> dc 19 will save
05:45 <Brunius> Yep
05:53 <Mort-> gltiterdust
05:55 <Mort-> doesnt work that way
05:58 <Mort-> it has additional squares acutally
06:01 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+5
06:01 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6, [1d20=3] 8
06:03 <Mort-> the square itself is one north
06:04 <Brunius> Urgh
06:05 <Mort-> both blind
06:06 <Brunius> They fail
06:07 <Mort-> too bad.s
06:34 <Brunius> The fishermen run for it!
07:18 <Brunius> It's Bucko's turn
07:34 <Mort-> ->blinded
07:38 <Mort-> ah how do you call it out
07:46 <Brunius> Buck
07:48 <Brunius> Are you there?
07:56 <Buck> move to N20
08:04 <Buck> and target Larro's torso
08:07 <Buck> threatens on 19-20
08:11 <Brunius> Ok
08:13 <Brunius> Roll it
08:13 <Buck> with my holy weapon
08:17 <Buck> that does extra damage to evil guys
08:18 <Brunius> Is that a called shot?
08:25 <Buck> it's a gunslinger ability, targetting
08:39 <Buck> P16
08:45 <Buck> forget it
08:46 <Buck> stay there
08:56 <Brunius> Yeah I am on Skype yo
09:10 <Brunius> Roll it
09:14 <Buck> !roll 1d20+10
09:14 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+10: [1d20=11] 21
09:21 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
09:22 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=10] 19
09:35 <Buck> reload
09:38 <Brunius> Ok
09:49 <Artimus> does the shot hit him
09:58 <Brunius> Yes
09:59 <Buck> is he evil?
10:02 <Brunius> Nope
10:24 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
10:28 <Brunius> He hears a battle going on!
11:01 <Mort-> (those rogues wont be running anywhere...)
11:07 <Mort-> (covered with glitterdust..)
11:10 <Brunius> Mytiazair?
11:24 <Mort-> Each round at the end of their turn blinded creatures may attempt new saving throws to end the blindness effect.
11:28 <Mytiazair> end turn
11:28 <Brunius> He delays
11:37 <Brunius> Ends turn even
11:40 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
11:44 <Mort-> k
12:00 <Oskar> 1s
12:07 <Brunius> 10ft
12:19 <Oskar> fire a single arrow at the bartender
12:25 <Oskar> @bowpb
12:26 <diebot> Oskar, attack: [1d20=9] 20; damage1: [1d8=8] 12
12:28 <Brunius> This ain't mos eisley yo
12:31 <Brunius> Misses
12:35 <Oskar> dang
12:36 <Brunius> It's Artimus' turn
12:37 <Oskar> end turn
12:59 <Brunius> Different bot, Oskar
13:01 <Artimus> I'll go 3 east
13:03 <Artimus> and channel positive energy
13:05 <Mort-> (you're a nubb...)
13:20 <Brunius> Hits
13:33 <Oskar> !throw 2d6
13:33 <diebot> Oskar, 2d6: [2d6=6,6] 12
13:39 <Oskar> 25points
13:42 <Oskar> damage
13:53 <Brunius> He's looking rather the worse for wear
13:58 <Artimus> I'll selectively exclude Larro and the two thugs (+3 charisma modifier)
14:01 <Brunius> Roll it Artimus
14:01 <Oskar> end turn
14:04 <Artimus> !roll 3d6
14:05 <dicebot> Artimus, 3d6: [3d6=1,6,4] 11
14:16 <Soren> Star Trek fight music.
14:19 <Brunius> That's not get smart
14:22 <Brunius> Idjit
14:28 <Brunius> Yeah it does
14:32 <Brunius> I heal 11 points
14:35 <Artimus> everyone heals 11 points !
14:35 <Mort-> k down to lost 11 hp now..
14:36 <Brunius> And feel wonderfu
14:36 <Mort-> lol
14:37 <Brunius> l
14:38 <Mort-> ass
14:43 <Hitomi> 71/74
14:45 <Artimus> end turn
14:50 <Hitomi> thugs larro soren mort myti buck oskar artimus hitomi
14:52 <Brunius> It's Hitomi's turn
15:41 <Hitomi> power attack 2 handed wielding
15:53 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 DIEDIEDIE
15:53 <diebot> Hitomi, DIEDIEDIE: [1d20=10] 23
15:57 <Brunius> Hits
16:15 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+17 pwnt
16:15 <diebot> Hitomi, pwnt: [1d10=10] 27
16:22 <Brunius> He's still up
16:24 <Brunius> Got more attacks?
16:35 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+8 DIEDIEDIE
16:35 <diebot> Hitomi, DIEDIEDIE: [1d20=20] 28
16:38 <Brunius> He dies
16:46 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+8 DIEDIEDIE maybe?
16:47 <diebot> Hitomi, DIEDIEDIE maybe?: [1d20=18] 26
16:51 <Brunius> Yeah he dies
16:52 <Mort-> okay crit..
16:54 <Brunius> A lot
17:13 <Hitomi> !throw 2d10+34 pwnt
17:13 <diebot> Hitomi, pwnt: [2d10=8,4] 46
17:25 <Mort-> at the end of hteir turn
17:44 <Brunius> It's Thug 1's turn! He tries a will save
17:55 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+5
17:55 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
18:00 <Brunius> Nothing happens....
18:01 <Mort-> 19..
18:06 <Brunius> It's Thug 2's turn!
18:10 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+5
18:10 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
18:11 <Brunius> Nothing happens....
18:15 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
18:16 <Mort-> (I have conjuration focus..)
18:18 <Soren> Move to R18
18:23 <Soren> Subdual.
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18:37 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7-4 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
18:38 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=5] 8
18:46 <Brunius> Missing!
19:11 <Brunius> Sorry a lot of things happening
19:16 <Soren> np
19:27 <Brunius> Is that your turn Soren?
19:31 <Soren> yes
19:35 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
20:12 <Mort-> south east draw bow
20:20 <Mort-> and shoot at 2..
20:28 <Mort-> SE
20:29 <Mort-> not SW
20:44 <Brunius> Roll it
20:46 <Mort-> acutally shoot at 1.
20:50 <Brunius> Roll it
20:52 <Mort-> 2 has shoot into melee penalty?
20:57 <Brunius> Yeah
21:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5
21:11 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
21:15 <Mort-> !throw 1d8
21:16 <diebot> Mort-, 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
21:25 <Brunius> He takes sum damagez
21:33 <Mort-> end turn
21:49 <Brunius> It's the Fishermen's turn
21:53 <Brunius> They run like hell!
22:06 <Mort-> we had an audience..
22:11 <Brunius> IT's Buck's turn
22:26 <Buck> which of them looks injured
22:32 <Brunius> #1
22:36 <Buck> I nonlethal that guy
22:41 <Brunius> Has an arrow from his knee
22:45 <Brunius> Deal with it.
23:21 <Mort-> dont shoot the torso..or the head..
23:23 <Buck> !roll 1d20+4
23:23 <Brunius> Buck?
23:24 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
23:26 <Brunius> Hits
23:27 <Buck> first shot
23:27 <Hitomi> thugs larro soren mort myti buck oskar artimus hitomi
23:32 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
23:32 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=7] 16
23:52 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
23:52 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
24:10 <Brunius> Ha
24:14 <Buck> end turn
24:26 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
24:50 <Mytiazair> end turn
25:57 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
26:11 <Brunius> >?Blinded
26:16 <Brunius> ?>Blinded
26:18 <Buck> ?blinded
26:19 <Artimus> <?
26:24 <Brunius> <?Blinded
26:24 <Mytiazair> ?>blinded
26:28 <Artimus> <?blinded
26:29 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight)
26:29 <diebot> automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to
26:30 <diebot> these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
26:36 <Brunius> Of course...
26:40 <Oskar> attacking 1
26:44 <Oskar> @rapidpb
26:45 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=16] 29; damage1: [1d8=4] 9; attack2: [1d20=3] 11; damage2: [1d8=5] 10; attack3: [1d20=19] 32; damage3: [1d8=1] 6
26:57 <Brunius> Two hits
27:06 <Oskar> !throw 4d6
27:07 <diebot> Oskar, 4d6: [4d6=1,6,3,5] 15
27:12 <Brunius> Is that the updated macro?
27:15 <Oskar> 30 damage
27:20 <Oskar> yeah
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27:41 <Mort-> (bane humans..?)
27:41 <Brunius> #1 drops
27:43 <Mort-> (oh my god..)
27:48 <Buck> dying or dead
27:48 <Brunius> It's Artimus' turn
27:59 <Artimus> I am going to grapple #2!
27:59 <Brunius> You don't know, do you?
28:04 <Buck> heal check?
28:13 <Brunius> Roll it when your turn comes around
28:21 <Artimus> and I'll check #1 for how dead he is
28:24 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+13 heal
28:25 <dicebot> Artimus, heal: [1d20=18] 31
28:26 <Brunius> Roll it
28:32 <Brunius> He's bleeding out
28:35 <Artimus> oh
28:41 <Artimus> maybe instead of grappling I'll cast stabilize on #1 then
28:43 <Artimus> and end turn
28:55 <Brunius> It's Hitomi's turn
29:13 <Hitomi> move to r17
29:23 <Brunius> Oh god
29:24 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 DIEDIEDIE
29:25 <diebot> Hitomi, DIEDIEDIE: [1d20=15] 28
29:28 <Brunius> Hits
29:28 <Mort-> lethal?
29:38 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+17 pwnt
29:38 <diebot> Hitomi, pwnt: [1d10=9] 26
29:57 <Brunius> It's Thug2's turn
29:59 <Brunius> Will save
30:01 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+5
30:02 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
30:06 <Brunius> He's unblinded!
30:06 <Artimus> I can see!
30:07 <Mort-> congrats..
30:08 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
30:16 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7-4 gently pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
30:16 <dicebot> Soren, gently pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=13] 16
30:21 <Brunius> Hits
30:30 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 points of damage
30:31 <dicebot> Soren, points of damage: [1d8=1] 9
30:51 <Brunius> Dice rolls, y u so low?
30:59 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
31:02 <Soren> step 1 east
31:29 <Mort-> 3 east acid touch 2..
31:34 <Mort-> iots shoot into melee penalty 
31:46 <Mort-> acid splash 2..
31:55 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1
31:56 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
31:58 <Mort-> miss
32:23 <Brunius> That it?
32:31 <Mort-> yeah
32:32 <Mort-> end turn
32:36 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
32:58 <Buck> move to P15
33:07 <Buck> quick clear
33:10 <Brunius> Right
33:11 <Buck> standard action
33:15 <Brunius> What's your grit like?
33:21 <Buck> it's free
33:24 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
33:56 <Mytiazair> have the noises stopped?
34:12 <Brunius> They've quieted down, but they're still going on
34:26 <Mytiazair> end turn
34:40 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
35:10 <Brunius> Yep
35:11 <Oskar> @rapidpb
35:12 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=20] 33; damage1: [1d8=7] 12; attack2: [1d20=5] 13; damage2: [1d8=3] 8; attack3: [1d20=13] 26; damage3: [1d8=3] 8
35:21 <Brunius> It's a crit
35:23 <Brunius> For the first one
35:27 <Mort-> (congrats..)
35:34 <Brunius> Nope
35:49 <Mort-> no
35:51 <Mort-> they dont
35:54 <Mort-> flaming..whatever you call it..
35:55 <Oskar> !throw 1d8+5
35:55 <diebot> Oskar, 1d8+5: [1d8=8] 13
35:56 <Oskar> !throw 1d8+5
35:57 <diebot> Oskar, 1d8+5: [1d8=4] 9
35:57 <Mort-> just the base does
36:04 <Brunius> Yeah
36:08 <Oskar> @bowpb
36:08 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=18] 33; damage1: [1d8=6] 11; attack2: [1d20=1] 11; damage2: [1d8=4] 9
36:12 <Mort-> confirm
36:13 <Brunius> confirms then
36:24 <Brunius> He's not dead yet
36:29 <Mort-> bow is x3
36:32 <Mort-> ..
36:36 <Mort-> and 2d6..
36:38 <Oskar> 34
36:39 <Mort-> from bane
36:40 <Brunius> Ah, yes
36:43 <Brunius> Didn't notice the 12
36:47 <Oskar> !throw 2d6
36:47 <diebot> Oskar, 2d6: [2d6=6,4] 10
36:47 <Brunius> He's down, anyway
36:54 <Mort-> bane..
37:01 <Artimus> if he's dying I'll stabilise him
37:09 <Artimus> then I'll search for a scarab-carved pendant
37:14 <Buck> loot 
37:14 <Brunius> Are you casting stabilize on him?
37:17 <Artimus> yeah
37:26 <Brunius> Nothing seems to happen
37:30 <Buck> heal check
37:31 <Mort-> (oh dear..)
37:32 <Artimus> so he's dead?
37:34 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 heal
37:34 <dicebot> Buck, heal: [1d20=3] 16
37:37 <Brunius> He's dead
37:39 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+13 heal
37:39 <dicebot> Artimus, heal: [1d20=11] 24
37:42 <Buck> loot anyway
37:44 <Brunius> He's dead, jim.
37:47 <Buck> let's get back to the important details
37:53 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+12 perception for the pendant
37:53 <Brunius> Ha
37:53 <diebot> Artimus, perception for the pendant: [1d20=15] 27
38:01 <Brunius> The thugs are both carrying rapiers
38:06 <Brunius> That look magical
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38:17 <Brunius> And studded leather
38:19 <Mort-> spellcraft detect magic
38:20 <Mort-> identify
38:24 <Brunius> That also looks magical
38:25 <Soren> I'm muted
38:26 <Brunius> They're +1
38:29 <Brunius> Ha
38:39 <Brunius> Larro has a potion
38:42 <Brunius> a belt
38:48 <Buck> I'll take a magic rapier
38:49 <Oskar> does the dead barman have a pendant on him?
38:51 <Brunius> chainmail
38:52 * Mytiazair appears back inside the tavern
38:53 <Brunius> and a greatsword
38:54 <Buck> someone spellcraft the belt
38:59 <Mytiazair> "What the hell was going on here?"
39:06 <Buck> "Where the hell did you go?"
39:06 <Oskar> "nothing we couldn't handle"
39:10 <Mort-> spellcraft the belt
39:12 <Artimus> I'll detect magic the belt
39:14 <Mort-> "Where were you may I ask?"
39:20 <Mytiazair> "I was discovering what we needed to find."
39:21 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+9 spellcraft
39:22 <dicebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=20] 29
39:25 * Hitomi goes up to Mytiazair and punches him in the arm "where'd you go to bitch, we needed you!"
39:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
39:28 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=9] 23
39:34 <Buck> "You couldn't wait till we were done fighting?"
39:36 <Brunius> Moderate Transmutation Aura
39:39 <Mytiazair> "While you were.. slaughtering barmen..."
39:40 * Mort- takes up one of the rapiers and gives it an experimental swish
39:41 <Artimus> "Seems like dereliction of duty, Mytiazair."
39:43 <Artimus> I'll wear the belt
39:48 <Buck> "They were hitmen."
39:52 <Mort-> "Not bad, Ill keep it"
39:53 <Mytiazair> "Adril didn't send us to kill bramen."
39:54 <Artimus> my spellcraft 29 should be able to identify it
39:57 <Mort-> how about hte potion
40:01 <Mytiazair> "Barmen even..."
40:08 <Mytiazair> "He sent us on our mission."
40:14 <Buck> "Next time we walk into a battle, you'd better be there Mytiazair."
40:18 <Brunius> Mort-: It's a belt of giant strength +4
40:20 <Mytiazair> "Which, perhaps I should tell you about outside."
40:21 <Mort-> "They started attacking us first"
40:22 <Artimus> cool
40:23 <Artimus> I'm wearing it
40:25 <Mort-> "It makes you stronger"
40:32 <Mytiazair> "I'm sorry, when I left, they weren't attacking"
40:36 <Brunius> Artimus knows that too
40:58 <Artimus> "This belt looks fancy!"
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41:26 <Soren> not i
41:28 <Mort-> each thug has one right?
41:30 <Brunius> Anyone trying to identify that potion?
41:31 <Mort-> I took one
41:32 <Mort-> I will
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41:37 <Brunius> Roll it
41:42 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
41:43 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=19] 33
41:51 <Brunius> It's a potion of cure moderate
41:55 <Mort-> "Cure moderate wounds"
41:57 <Buck> I'll take that
42:11 <Mytiazair> "How about we retire to a room and I'll rebrief you psychopaths"
42:21 <Artimus> Brunius: did I find the pendant I was after
42:22 <Brunius> They didn't calculate Larro's damage right
42:24 <Soren> I have magic hands.
42:31 <Buck> I give the potion to Hitomi
42:35 <Brunius> Nope
42:39 <Artimus> okay
42:43 <Oskar> does the dead barman have a pendant on him?
42:44 <Mort-> "And who exactly decided to dissappear during the fight?"
42:59 <Mytiazair> "And who actually decided to START TEH FIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
43:02 <Hitomi> "lets go to the shipwreck!!!"
43:18 <Artimus> "The barman did."
43:22 <Artimus> "He drew his weapon and attacked us."
43:27 <Mytiazair> "After what goading?"
43:31 <Artimus> "You were not here, Mytiazair. You have no place to make accusations."
43:47 <Artimus> "Next time, I expect you to pull your weight."
43:48 <Buck> "You weren't there. That's all that needs to be said about that. Now let's get back to business."
43:50 <Mytiazair> "Then don't accuse me of doing Our Mission."
43:52 <Buck> "Let's wake this one up."
43:52 <Oskar> "there was trouble and we finished it..."
44:08 * Oskar slaps the unconcious guy
44:09 <Artimus> "You were clearly close enough to hear the fighting. Not backing us up is dereliction of duty."
44:12 <Artimus> "Your superiors will hear about it."
44:33 <Mytiazair> "I didn't join the society to kill random bartenders."
44:46 <Artimus> "We were defending ourselves."
44:50 <Artimus> "For all you knew, they had slaughtered us."
44:53 <Artimus> "You are irresponsible."
45:05 <Mytiazair> "Whatever."
45:10 <Artimus> "This man is a murderer and a thief."
45:16 <Artimus> "And you allowed him to attack us without lifting a finger to help."
45:17 <Hitomi> "lets go to the shipwreck!!!"
45:29 <Oskar> "let's wakee this guy"
45:29 <Buck> "We need to wake this one up first."
45:50 <Soren> Let's give him the alarm cock.
45:50 <Artimus> Brunius: I'd like to do a heal check to get an estimate of how many hitpoints under 0 this guy is
45:52 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+13 heal
45:53 <dicebot> Artimus, heal: [1d20=5] 18
45:56 <Mytiazair> "You obviously didn't need it. Regardless, I was defeating a trap at the time."
46:00 <Buck> I'll assist
46:03 <Mort-> "What trap?"
46:04 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 heal
46:04 <dicebot> Buck, heal: [1d20=9] 22
46:05 <Artimus> "You had no reason to believe we didn't need it."
46:06 <Mytiazair> "One that would have brought the entire tavern down on us"
46:11 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+1 sense on Mytiazair
46:11 <diebot> Hitomi, sense on Mytiazair: [1d20=17] 18
46:12 <Artimus> "You wilfully allowed us to be attacked and not help."
46:14 <Brunius> A couple, Artimus.
46:16 <Brunius> Not much
46:27 <Artimus> Brunius: I'll use my rebuke death (healing domain) ability to bring him conscious
46:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 sensemotive @brunius is Mytiazair lying?
46:38 <Brunius> OK
46:42 <Oskar> take the +1 rapier
46:44 * Buck hands Oskar the other +1 rapier
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47:02 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+7 sense @Brunius
47:14 <Brunius> Lying about what, exactly?
47:20 <Mort-> the trap
47:21 <Mytiazair> exactly
47:24 <Artimus> about disabling a trap that would have "brought the entire tavern down on us"
47:26 <Mytiazair> there was a trap
47:33 <Mytiazair> it was on one of the supporting pillars
47:33 * Mort- eyes Mytiazair dubiously..
47:44 <Mort-> "What would have happened exactly?"
47:46 <Artimus> and in general whether he needed to disable this trap right now
47:52 <Artimus> or if he just decided not to help us because he's a jerk
48:24 <Brunius> He's telling the truth, as far as you can tell.
48:32 <Mort-> "You seem to be telling the truth"
48:33 <Brunius> Mort-: I didn't get your roll for some reason.
48:37 <Mort-> oh
48:50 <Artimus> "Trap or no trap, you chose not to help us."
48:54 <Artimus> "Your superiors will hear of it."
48:58 <Mytiazair> "I did help you."
49:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 sense motive @Brunius
49:01 <Artimus> "Now we need to talk to this murderer."
49:05 <Mytiazair> "I saved your goddamn lives."
49:09 <Artimus> "No, you didn't."
49:17 <Mort-> "Having the entire tavern come down of us doenst sound good you know"
49:33 <Brunius> Haha
49:56 <Brunius> Everyone roll perception
50:01 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13
50:02 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+13: [1d20=20] 33
50:02 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
50:03 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=13] 25
50:03 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+12
50:03 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+12: [1d20=16] 28
50:04 <Mort-> @see
50:05 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=9] 11
50:14 <Hitomi> @see
50:15 <diebot> Hitomi, perception: [1d20=14] 15
50:15 <Soren> !roll 1d20+1 wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.
50:15 <dicebot> Soren, wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.: [1d20=15] 16
50:16 <Oskar> @see
50:17 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=13] 21
50:19 <Mytiazair> @see
50:20 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=19] 34
50:31 <Brunius> Everyone notices #1 crawling away
50:39 <Brunius> Yeah, I know.
50:42 <Mort-> grapple him?
50:45 <Brunius> That's why everyone noticed.
50:53 <Buck> I point my gun at him
50:57 <Buck> over his face
50:59 <Brunius> He stops.
51:06 <Brunius> "Uh...hello."
51:09 <Oskar> "oi"
51:12 <Artimus> "Yeah, tell us what you know."
51:13 <Mort-> (hes a rogue)
51:17 <Mytiazair> "Look, we know that the sniper's on the remains of a ship, under the harbour."
51:17 <Oskar> "we're looking for a bloody pendant"
51:22 <Buck> "Tell me everything you know about Hesukthes One-Eye."
51:23 <Oskar> "one with a scarab"
51:36 <Brunius> "Hesukthes One-Eye?"
51:41 <Buck> sense motive
51:42 <Mytiazair> "Known as the 'Iron tide'"
51:48 <Artimus> "Where is the scarab-carved pendant and what happened to Airk?"
51:49 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 sense motive
51:49 <dicebot> Buck, sense motive: [1d20=9] 22
52:26 <Brunius> "With a scarab? There was one guy, a couple of weeks ago"
52:30 <Brunius> "He had a scarab"
52:32 <Artimus> "Did you kill him?"
52:32 <Oskar> "keep talking"
52:34 <Brunius> "Haven't seen him since..."
52:53 <Artimus> "It's going to go better for you if you are just open with us."
52:57 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+11 diplomacy
52:57 <dicebot> Artimus, diplomacy: [1d20=16] 27
53:42 <Brunius> brb
53:49 <Oskar> me too
54:22 <Brunius> Sorry back
54:37 <Artimus> "So what happened to him? The one with the scarab."
54:44 <Brunius> "We took care of him. He's in a sea cave where we get rid of witnesses"
54:51 <Brunius> He gives you directions
54:53 <Artimus> "Do you know where his scarab is? Is it on him?"
55:01 <Buck> "Tell us about the sea cave."
55:04 <Brunius> "I dunno, maybe."
55:17 <Oskar> "he means: did you find it or take it?"
55:18 <Artimus> "Okay. And what do you know about Airk and this shipwreck?"
55:23 <Mort-> "Soren, I got a little nicked in the last fight. Could you help heal me?"
55:36 <Mort-> "If its too much trouble, I can fix myself"
55:37 <Brunius> "Airk should be in that cave, too. I don't know anything about this shipwreck"
55:46 <Soren> !roll 3d6 touches you for extra endurance.  You'll have to show someone on a doll where  it was done.
55:47 <dicebot> Soren, touches you for extra endurance.  You'll have to show someone on a doll where  it was done.: [3d6=4,5,1 touches you for extra endurance.  You'll have to show someone on a doll where  it was done.] 10
55:49 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+7 sense @Brunius
55:59 <Mort-> "Thanks Soren"
56:14 <Mort-> 43/44..
56:26 <Brunius> He's telling the truth
56:39 <Artimus> "I think we've got all we can out of this guy. Let's take him to the authorities, tell them what happened, and keep moving."
56:49 <Mort-> "Sounds fine by me"
56:52 <Buck> we do so
56:53 <Mytiazair> "Sure. YOu can admit to provoking it."
57:00 <Buck> what can we tell about his directions to this sea cave
57:01 <Artimus> "You weren't here, you have no idea what happened."
57:03 <Mort-> "They drew on us"
57:13 <Mytiazair> "I can read between your lines"
57:17 <Artimus> "You weren't here."
57:20 <Artimus> "You have no idea what happened."
57:30 <Mytiazair> "I knew your thoughts at the time."
57:42 <Artimus> "You weren't here."
57:42 <Artimus> "You have no idea what happened."
57:53 <Oskar> i'd like to approach B and take the owlbear amulet from him
58:03 * Mytiazair recites everything Artimus was thinking during the encounter
58:14 <Artimus> Brunius: going to need a ruling on that if he's using magic
58:22 <Artimus> 1.) I didn't make a will save, and 2.) you haven't asked me what my character was thinking
58:39 <Brunius> He didn't specify he wanted to think about your thoughts.
58:47 <Artimus> then he can't tell me what I was thinking
58:56 <Brunius> The way I'm interpreting the spell description, he has to actively seek it out,
59:31 <Artimus> Mytiazair: you need to skip with the metagaming
59:34 <Artimus> it's getting old
00:11 <Brunius> Seek thoughts does not let you read actual surface thoughts, only if a given creature is thinking about the topic you are concentrating on. 
00:18 <Soren> Well, cave then rest, then ship?
00:45 <Mytiazair> "You can keep deluding yourself, Artimus."
00:57 <Artimus> Mytiazair: you can't use that spell as an excuse to think what you do
01:05 <Artimus> you're metagaming right now
01:24 <Hitomi> Brunius can we move it on. otherwise im going to kill Mytiazair as he's already initiated PvP by spying on us
01:25 <Artimus> as a player you saw what happened and you're interpreting it as a provocation
01:28 <Artimus> your character /was not there/
01:33 <Mytiazair> "But regardless, we should continue with this mission. Feel free to inform my superiors after this is over."
01:37 <Artimus> and the GM has ruled you don't know about it magically
01:40 <Brunius> Are you guys going to move on?
01:42 <Artimus> therefore you can't insist that we provoked anything
01:44 <Artimus> Brunius: not until this is sorted
01:55 <Artimus> he's basically threatened to tell the authorities that we provoked a fight
01:56 <Mytiazair> Artimus, don't bully the GM
01:57 * Brunius shrugs at Hitomi
01:58 <Artimus> that has real-game implications
02:26 <Brunius> You guys can sort out your problems later.
02:27 <Mytiazair> I shouldn't need to tell you that.
02:30 <Brunius> Retcon it if you want.
02:33 <Hitomi> lets go to the cave then
02:35 <Artimus> Mytiazair: when a player has made threats about real-game implications, it's well within another player's right to want to sort that out before moving forward
02:36 <Brunius> We're running in a limited timeslot
02:47 <Oskar> i'd like to approach B and take the owlbear amulet from him
02:55 <Brunius> Buck - you giving it up?
03:32 <Brunius> MOVING ON
03:39 <Oskar> aye move on
03:40 <Brunius> You're going to the sea cave?
03:44 <Oskar> yep
03:45 <Brunius> Survival?
03:53 <Brunius> Nope
03:54 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+8 survival
03:55 <diebot> Hitomi, survival: [1d20=11] 19
03:56 <Brunius> To follow the directions
04:01 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+3 survival aid
04:01 <dicebot> Artimus, survival aid: [1d20=7] 10
04:10 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 survival aid
04:10 <diebot> Mort-, survival aid: [1d20=16] 16
04:19 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 survival
04:19 <dicebot> Buck, survival: [1d20=14] 21
04:20 <Brunius> You can roll knowledge after the information Mytiazair found, if he's sharing it
04:21 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+1 survival
04:21 <diebot> Oskar, survival: [1d20=4] 5
04:28 <Brunius> Knowledge religion or hitosry
04:33 <Brunius> Hitomi guides you all
04:48 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+11 history; 1d20+11 religion
04:49 <diebot> Mytiazair, history: [1d20=17] 28; religion: [1d20=20] 31
05:30 <Mort-> I can roll knowledge history or religion?
05:32 <Mort-> or not?
05:32 <Brunius> Are you sharing, Mytiazair?
05:39 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 history
05:40 <diebot> Mort-, history: [1d20=1] 10
05:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 religion
05:45 <diebot> Mort-, religion: [1d20=6] 15
05:50 <Mort-> bad luck is bad luck
06:04 <Mytiazair> I'll share it
06:23 <Brunius> Mytiazair tells you: The Sniper is a relic that once belonged in an 
06:24 <Brunius> Andoren temple dedicated to the god Erastil. Crafted from 
06:24 <Brunius> pure gold, the statue resembles Erastil kneeling and taking 
06:24 <Brunius> aim with a mighty bow. Nearly 700 years ago, during the Even-
06:24 <Brunius> Tongued Conquest, the temple was razed by a detachment of
06:24 <Brunius> Taldan soldiers. The Sniper vanished and was presumed lost. 
06:24 <Brunius> It reappeared just over two centuries ago in the hands of a 
06:24 <Brunius> Taldan family, the Lasars. Within a generation, the Lasars 
06:24 <Brunius> climbed to the rank of nobility.   
06:24 <Brunius> It is believed by some that The Sniper brings either
06:24 <Brunius> good fortune or a curse to its owner, depending on whether 
06:24 <Brunius> the owner has The Sniper for his own glory or for Erastil’s. 
06:24 <Brunius> Legends speak of thieves stealing  The Sniper and 
06:24 <Brunius> being cursed with undeath until the statue was returned to its
06:24 <Brunius> rightful owners.
06:24 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+11 religion Erastil
06:25 <diebot> Mytiazair, religion Erastil: [1d20=9] 20
07:05 <Mort-> "Does the legend say what kind of undeath?"
07:08 <Brunius> He's a god.
07:17 <Brunius> For further details consult the inner sea world guide.
07:26 <Mort-> (I read it last night anyway..)
07:31 <Brunius> Perception, everyone?
07:36 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 perception
07:37 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
07:37 <dicebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=13] 26
07:37 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=3] 15
07:38 <Hitomi> @see
07:38 <Mort-> @see
07:39 <diebot> Hitomi, perception: [1d20=10] 11
07:39 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=15] 17
07:44 <Mytiazair> @see
07:45 <Oskar> @see
07:45 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=7] 22
07:46 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=9] 17
07:56 <Mytiazair> I'll try to remain hidden
07:57 <Soren> !roll 1d20+1 wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.
07:58 <dicebot> Soren, wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.: [1d20=17] 18
08:03 <Brunius> Everyone except Mort- notices the cave
08:15 <Mort-> me...?
08:17 <Soren> Dwarf.
08:19 <Mort-> didnt hitomi get lower rolls?
08:19 <Brunius> It's underwater, you reckon
08:20 <Mort-> then me?
08:25 <Mort-> as well as artimus :P
08:29 <Brunius> Er
08:36 <Brunius> Except Hitomi, rather
08:42 <Soren> How'd they get in?
08:54 <Brunius> It's high tide at the moment
09:00 <Brunius> You could wait for it to go out
09:13 <Soren> It's a body dump... is there a hole up top?
09:21 <Brunius> Roll int
09:23 <Mytiazair> "How good at swimming are you guys?"
09:28 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+3
09:28 <diebot> Oskar, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
09:34 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+7
09:35 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
09:36 <Buck> how calm is the water
09:44 <Brunius> It's pretty rough
09:45 <Mort-> bad.
09:46 <Buck> !roll 1d20+1
09:46 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
09:51 <Mort-> "Bad"
09:58 <Mort-> "Very bad, do you mind if I kept all my scrolls with you?"
09:59 <Brunius> Mytiazair reckons you could probably get in on low tide
10:11 <Mytiazair> "look, at low tide, we might be able to make it."
10:22 <Brunius> brb grabbing water
10:24 <Mort-> (I can, so can Mytiazair)
10:27 <Soren> yep
10:36 <Buck> I'll pass one of my scrolls of touch of the sea to mort, another to mytiazair
10:36 <Oskar> !findchar Soren
10:38 <Mort-> "Do you have anywhere I can put all these?"
10:40 <diebot> Oskar, Character: Soren, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
10:42 <Buck> don't cast it on me yet
10:43 <Artimus> while we wait for the tide, I'll prepare my open spell slots
10:44 <Mytiazair> "What does that spell do?"
10:56 <Buck> "Lets me swim better."
11:07 <Mytiazair> "I prefer /alter self/"
11:17 <Soren> We're in no rush, right? We can wait the tide out.
11:17 <Buck> "Each to their own, spellcaster."
11:39 <Hitomi> "why don't you alter yourself to someone who is less of a dick?"
11:40 <Brunius> Back
11:42 <Mytiazair> "Mort-, you were mentioning something about 'the dark side', back in the lodge."
11:51 <Mytiazair> "Do you want me to demonstrate?"
11:52 <Mort-> "Uh?"
11:56 <Mort-> "Not if it'll hurt me"
11:59 <Mytiazair> "Or wait for the ship?"
12:06 <Brunius> You guys waiting the tide out?
12:06 <Mytiazair> "It won't."
12:15 <Soren> I'm willing.
12:20 <Oskar> yes we're waiting
12:20 <Brunius> Righto
12:21 <Mort-> "Okay - then demonstrate?"
12:32 <Mort-> (I fill my unused spell slots with touch of the sea and air bubble)
12:34 <Mort-> while we were waiting
12:42 <Mytiazair> "We might need to go and have a drink at the Temple of Cayden Cailean
12:51 <Mort-> "That can wait till we are done"
12:54 <Mort-> "We have a job to do"
13:08 <Mytiazair> "Very well. Let's do so before exploring the shipwreck."
13:15 <Brunius> Upon entering the cave, the ground slopes upward dramatically, revealing a spacious cavern. Minerals in the walls and ceiling reflect light onto the surface of the pool, giving the cave a weird, undulating illumination. The air reeks of brine and the foul odor of death. A number of skeletons litter the cavern floor, wrapped in the tattered remains of clothing.
13:17 <Brunius> Called it
13:30 <Hitomi> @see
13:30 <diebot> Hitomi, perception: [1d20=19] 20
13:40 <Oskar> @see
13:41 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=3] 11
13:44 <Mytiazair> I'll try to remain hidden
13:46 <Mytiazair> @see
13:47 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=18] 33
13:48 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
13:48 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=3] 15
13:48 <Mort-> what kind of skeletons look on the floor
13:50 <Mort-> @see
13:50 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=11] 13
13:51 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13
13:51 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+13: [1d20=13] 26
14:11 <Mort-> lots of skill points..
14:13 <Mort-> class skill
15:12 <Mort-> hes also level 9..
15:44 <Brunius> Everyone roll perception
15:47 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+15 stealth
15:48 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=16] 31
15:53 <Mort-> @see
15:54 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=5] 7
15:54 <Buck> new perception checks?
15:56 <Hitomi> @see
15:57 <diebot> Hitomi, perception: [1d20=17] 18
15:57 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
15:58 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=15] 27
15:59 <Mytiazair> @see
16:00 <Soren> !roll 1d20+1 wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.
16:00 <dicebot> Soren, wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.: [1d20=16] 17
16:01 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=6] 21
16:01 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+6 Perception vs Mytiazair
16:02 <diebot> Brunius, Perception vs Mytiazair: [1d20=11] 17
16:09 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13 perception vs m
16:09 <dicebot> Buck, perception vs m: [1d20=14] 27
16:14 <Oskar> @see
16:15 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=5] 13
16:19 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+3 Stealth
16:20 <diebot> Brunius, Stealth: [1d20=12] 15
16:38 <Soren> map is hung up on loading. trying again.
16:43 <Mort-> the map is black
16:45 <Brunius> Everone except Mort and Oskar see some giant crabs!
16:47 <Brunius> Rawr!
16:57 Sachiru ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
17:02 <Mort-> the screen is black
17:15 <Oskar> the screen is loading...
17:19 <Mort-> is that the way it is supposd to be?
17:20 * Steven ReMEMBERS THIS SCENARIO NOW!!!!!!!!!!
17:35 <Artimus> sh Steven
17:36 <Artimus> :p
17:36 <Brunius> Ha
17:39 <Mort-> what do I know about giant crabs
17:43 <Mort-> knowledge ?
17:46 <Brunius> You haven't seen them yet!
17:46 <Artimus> Mort-: you know that you can't see them
17:49 <Mort-> ah
17:49 <Brunius> Roll initiative!
17:52 <Soren> !roll 1d20 initiative
17:52 <dicebot> Soren, initiative: [1d20=20] 20
17:54 <Hitomi> @init
17:54 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
17:56 <Mort-> @init
17:56 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=6] 9
17:59 <Hitomi> +2 on that
18:05 <Hitomi> Hitomi 17
18:07 <Mytiazair> @init
18:08 <diebot> Mytiazair, initiative: [1d20=13] 19
18:11 <Oskar> @init
18:12 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=17] 22
18:12 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
18:13 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=12] 12
18:15 <Buck> @init
18:15 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=17] 22
18:25 <Buck> @init
18:26 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=9] 14
18:26 <Oskar> @init
18:27 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=12] 17
18:37 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck Soren Mytiazair Hitomi Mort-
18:46 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck Soren Mytiazair Hitomi Artimus Mort-
18:57 <Brunius> !throw 3#1d20+2 Swarms
18:57 <diebot> Brunius, Swarms: [1d20=18] 20, [1d20=10] 12, [1d20=16] 18
19:09 <Brunius> !throw 4#1d20+3 Giant Crabs
19:09 <diebot> Brunius, Giant Crabs: [1d20=4] 7, [1d20=14] 17, [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=12] 15
19:16 <Brunius> 567 are swarms
20:23 <Buck> is there a background
20:25 <Mort-> I only see the 1 and our names
20:27 <Mort-> nth else
20:29 <Brunius> There should be
20:53 <Mort-> yeah same
21:13 Steven is now known as Ausk
21:18 <Mort-> same for me
21:20 <Brunius> Try now
21:21 <Mort-> I reboot>?
21:35 <Soren> i'm loaded and it's working.
21:42 <Brunius> nl.ti4200.info
21:46 <Brunius> yep
21:56 <Mort-> same
21:57 <Mort-> unkown
22:01 <Brunius> It's not showing anyone connected
22:13 <Brunius> But it says connected: 4 in the bottom left
22:14 <Brunius> Er
22:14 <Brunius> 5
22:18 <Mort-> Im not connected
22:19 <Brunius> It's got people connecting
22:29 <Buck> try rehosting it from scratch?
22:31 <Brunius> But not showing anyone in the network list
22:45 <Artimus> Brunius: likely because of the reverse tunnel
23:18 gagdshf ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
23:27 <gagdshf> Well that means the tunnel is up
23:56 <Mort-> connected
24:01 <Mort-> to unkown
24:06 <Mort-> k saw it
24:18 <Brunius> Colours, HP and AC again
24:30 <Artimus> white, 31/31, AC 20
24:36 <Buck> brown, 63/63 A22
24:39 <Mytiazair> Cyan, AC20
24:42 <Mytiazair> Full HP
24:45 <Soren> purple, 44, ac 26
24:52 <Mort-> 43 hp, ac 17
24:52 <Oskar> green hp40 ac19
24:56 <Mort-> blue
25:12 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck swarm1 Soren Mytiazair swarm2 crab1 Hitomi crab2 swarm3 Artimus Mort- crab3
25:25 <Brunius> I've lost your HP, Mytiazair, could you PM it to me again?
25:32 <Hitomi> pink 71/74 AC30
25:43 <Brunius> Thanks for sorting the initiative, Hitomi
26:01 <Hitomi> point of order, i'd be in the front of mort
26:37 <Brunius> Dammit really?
26:53 Ausk has quit (Quit: Havin the funs!)
26:55 <Mort-> I seee
26:55 <Mort-> it now
26:57 <Mort-> evrything
27:10 <Brunius> It might be DLing to one person at a time
27:28 <Buck> I'm good
27:55 <Brunius> Oskar's turn
28:03 <Brunius> Keep in mind this is a surprise round
28:30 <Oskar> i failed my perception check
28:46 <Brunius> It's possible to go south
29:16 <Brunius> Oh derp
29:17 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck swarm1 Soren Mytiazair swarm2 crab1 Hitomi crab2 swarm3 Artimus crab3 Mort- crab4
29:18 <Brunius> Yeah he did
29:23 <Mort-> so did I..
29:23 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
29:24 <Mort-> anyway
29:30 <Buck> I shoot #3
29:44 <Mytiazair> what size are these swarms?
29:48 <Buck> !roll 1d20+12
29:48 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+12: [1d20=14] 26
29:48 <Brunius> Pillars
29:51 <Mytiazair> fine, diminuitive or tiny?
29:55 <Brunius> Diminutive
30:00 <Mytiazair> shit
30:04 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
30:04 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=5] 14
30:07 <Buck> evil ?
30:27 <Brunius> Nope
30:32 <Buck> reload
30:41 <Mort-> crabs are never evil..I thought
30:44 <Brunius> Hits
31:10 <Brunius> It's #5's turn!
31:12 <Brunius> Yayyyy!
31:28 <Mytiazair> what are they swarms of?
31:31 <Mort-> yes
31:35 <Brunius> Crabs
31:38 <Mort-> crabs..?
31:41 <Mort-> oh gosh :D
31:44 <Buck> knowledge nature?
31:57 <Brunius> Roll it
32:03 <Brunius> Bloodygrr
32:10 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 nature
32:11 <dicebot> Buck, nature: [1d20=8] 10
32:13 <Soren> they're crabs of legend.
32:18 <Brunius> Gotta find the stupid swarm thing on the srd
32:35 <Mort-> (has 5 flasks of alchemist fire, 10 flasks of acid)
33:32 <Mort-> and Id probably die.. :P
33:34 <Brunius> Sorry, screwed up the swarms before
33:56 <Brunius> Enjoy your swarm
33:57 <Mort-> dimunitive?
33:58 <Mort-> or what?
34:04 <Brunius> Diminutive
34:26 <Brunius> This statblock doesn't have any damage
34:29 <Brunius> dafuq?
34:34 <Mytiazair> HD
34:40 <Mytiazair> ?
34:46 <Mytiazair> 1-5HD does 1d6 damage
34:50 <Brunius> 7
34:54 <Mytiazair> 2-9 HD does 2d6 damage
34:58 <Mort-> 6–10 	2d6
35:08 <Mytiazair> no attack roll needed
35:12 <Brunius> !throw 2#2d6
35:13 <diebot> Brunius, 2#2d6: [2d6=5,4] 9, [2d6=1,4] 5
35:19 <Brunius> Hitomi takes 9
35:21 <Brunius> Soren takes 5
35:27 <Soren> Dwarf.
35:29 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
35:33 <Soren> partial charge to atk 3 if I can. No map yet.
35:39 <Brunius> Are they rolled seperately, Mytiazair?
35:46 <Hitomi> 62
35:48 <Mytiazair> it's up to the DM
35:56 <Brunius> I'll be rolling them seperately.
35:58 <Brunius> Deal.
36:12 <Soren> partial charge to atk 3 if I can. No map yet.
36:19 <Brunius> There's a wall in the way
36:20 <Brunius> I do
36:23 <Brunius> Yeah
36:37 <Brunius> You could charge #2
36:39 <Soren> partial charge to atk 2?
36:43 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7+2 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
36:44 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=4] 13
36:49 <Soren> oof.
37:00 <Brunius> Ah yeah
37:03 <Soren> !roll 1d20+9 girds his loins and saves for DC
37:04 <dicebot> Soren, girds his loins and saves for DC: [1d20=10] 19
37:09 <Brunius> I r so bad organised
37:11 <Mort-> haha!
37:12 <Brunius> Yeah you're fine
37:38 <Brunius> Miss number 2
37:44 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
37:46 <Mort-> just do collteral damage
37:46 <Soren> aww
38:12 <Mort-> collteral damage..do what you must
38:20 <Mytiazair> Oskar, do you mind being in a fireball?
38:38 <Mytiazair> 5' SW
38:39 <Mort-> (He has reflex saves up the moon anyway..)
38:55 <Mort-> its myz
38:59 <Mort-> who SW 
39:00 <Mort-> not oskar
39:18 <Mytiazair> fireball, persistent, centred SE corner of O8
39:36 <Mytiazair> yeah
39:37 <Mytiazair> there
39:42 <Mytiazair> DC20 reflex save
39:47 <Mytiazair> roll twice, take lowest
39:48 <Mort-> wonderful..
40:03 <Mort-> persistent metamagic rod
40:14 <Brunius> !throw 3#1d20+4 Roll 1, L>R
40:15 <diebot> Brunius, Roll 1, L>R: [1d20=5] 9, [1d20=9] 13, [1d20=17] 21
40:17 <Brunius> !throw 3#1d20+4 Roll 2, L>R
40:18 <diebot> Brunius, Roll 2, L>R: [1d20=16] 20, [1d20=13] 17, [1d20=18] 22
40:39 <Mort-> half damage still anwyay
40:44 <Mytiazair> !throw 7d6 damage
40:45 <diebot> Mytiazair, damage: [7d6=1,2,4,6,2,4,1] 20
40:46 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+3 Roll 1 #1
40:46 <diebot> Brunius, Roll 1 #1: [1d20=17] 20, [1d20=6] 9
40:49 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+3 Roll 2 #1
40:49 <diebot> Brunius, Roll 2 #1: [1d20=5] 8, [1d20=10] 13
40:51 <Mytiazair> 30 damage to the swarms
40:54 <Brunius> Er
40:59 <Brunius> Disregard the second 1
40:59 <Mytiazair> 15 to the one that made the save
41:04 <Mytiazair> 20 to 1
41:54 <Brunius> 20 to 1?
42:03 <Brunius> Righto
42:05 <Mytiazair> 1 takes 20 damage
42:08 <Brunius> It's the middle swarm's turn
42:10 <Mytiazair> the swarms take 30 each
42:14 <Mytiazair> are they still around?
42:19 <Brunius> Yep
42:20 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck swarm1 Soren Mytiazair swarm2 crab1 Hitomi crab2 swarm3 Artimus crab3 Mort- crab4
42:33 <Brunius> The far top swarm takes only 15
42:38 <Brunius> Half if they make reflex?
42:42 <Mort-> yeah
42:43 <Artimus> 15 was the half
42:43 <Mytiazair> yeah
42:49 <Brunius> Yep
42:58 <Brunius> So it's The middle swarm's turn
43:19 <Brunius> He decides to screw with buck
43:59 <Brunius> A swarm can occupy the same space as a creature of any size, since it crawls all over its prey. 
44:15 <Brunius> !throw 2#2d6
44:15 <diebot> Brunius, 2#2d6: [2d6=3,5] 8, [2d6=2,6] 8
44:22 <Brunius> 8 damage each!
44:33 <Brunius> Not 0
44:35 <Brunius> They have-
44:35 <Hitomi> 54
44:36 <Buck> 55/63
44:55 <Brunius> It's #1's turn
45:27 <Brunius> Nope
45:33 <Brunius> I'm looking at it here, you're not
45:44 <Brunius> Hitomi's turn
45:49 <Brunius> Make two fortitude saves
46:09 <Hitomi> !throw 2#1d20+8 fort
46:10 <diebot> Hitomi, fort: [1d20=12] 20, [1d20=6] 14
46:14 <Brunius> You're fine!
46:20 <Brunius> Barely
46:41 <Brunius> Do schtuff!
47:25 <Mort-> (Its a caster thing for swarms..really..)
47:29 <Mort-> (but I dont have a turn..)
47:31 <Brunius> Wall in the way
47:56 <Brunius> I'm gonna treat those pillars as difficult terrain
48:02 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM
48:03 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=10] 23
48:05 <Brunius> Just to put that down for future reference
48:09 <Brunius> Hits
48:16 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 dmg1
48:17 <diebot> Hitomi, dmg1: [1d20=1] 14
48:24 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+8 BAM2
48:25 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM2: [1d20=8] 16
48:36 <Brunius> You do 1d20 damage?
48:44 <Mort-> no
48:45 <Mort-> his 2nd attack?
48:48 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10
48:49 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10: [1d10=5] 5
48:52 <Brunius> Yeah no second attack either
48:54 <Mort-> k
49:03 <Brunius> #1 is dead!
49:16 <Brunius> Charred and stabbed - what a brutal life
49:19 <Brunius> It's a surprise round
49:23 <Brunius> SURPRISE YO
49:32 <Mort-> then say so :D
49:33 <Mort-> its okaie
49:36 <Brunius> It's #2's turn
49:56 <Brunius> He doesn't really like paladins stabbing him
50:42 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+6
50:42 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
50:48 <Brunius> Not a hit, I'm guessing?
50:49 <Mort-> hhahaa
50:52 <Soren> ac 26
50:58 <Brunius> Not even close
51:06 <Brunius> It's swarm 3's turn!
51:29 <Brunius> Overlap all the people!
51:48 <Brunius> !throw 3#2d6
51:48 <diebot> Brunius, 3#2d6: [2d6=2,2] 4, [2d6=6,3] 9, [2d6=2,2] 4
51:54 <Brunius> Hitomi, 4
51:58 <Brunius> Oskar, 9
52:00 <Brunius> Mort, 4
52:03 <Oskar> 31/40
52:07 <Brunius> Artimus' turn
52:08 <Brunius> Ha
52:29 <Artimus> I cast bless and move 5ft southwest
52:34 <Brunius> Ha
52:52 <Brunius> Yeah I'm getting odd stuff too
53:13 <Artimus> end turn
53:25 <Brunius> It's #3's turn!
53:33 <Brunius> Moves there
53:38 <Brunius> It's #4's turn!
53:54 <Brunius> Mmm
54:05 <Brunius> IT's Oskar's turn!
54:15 <Oskar> movement
54:17 <Mort-> fort
54:18 <Brunius> We're on to full rounds!
54:18 <Mort-> first
54:20 <Mort-> u hae a swarm
54:22 <Mort-> on u
54:23 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck swarm1 Soren Mytiazair swarm2 crab1 Hitomi crab2 swarm3 Artimus crab3 Mort- crab4
54:31 <Oskar> 4 south eat the aoo
54:32 <Brunius> Yeah, fort first of all
54:38 <Oskar> @fort
54:38 <diebot> Oskar, fortitude: [1d20=4] 10
54:41 <Brunius> Ouch
54:45 <Brunius> nauesatued
54:48 <Artimus> <?nauseated
54:49 <Buck> <?nauseated
54:49 <diebot> Creatures with the nauseated condition experience stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do anything else requiring attention. The only action such a character can take is a single move actions per turn.
54:49 <Mort-> cant do anything
54:50 <diebot> Creatures with the nauseated condition experience stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do anything else requiring attention. The only action such a character can take is a single move actions per turn.
54:50 <Brunius> (however you spell it)
54:57 <Mort-> can move
54:58 <Mort-> ooh
55:00 <Mort-> at least thats something
55:09 <Oskar> end turn
55:12 <Brunius> AoO
55:20 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+6
55:20 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
55:23 <Brunius> :S
55:25 <Brunius> Buck
55:27 <Brunius> Fortitude
55:30 <Brunius> Cheers
55:33 <Buck> !roll 1d20+7 fort
55:33 <dicebot> Buck, fort: [1d20=14] 21
55:40 <Brunius> You're fine
55:46 <Brunius> All this throwing up business is for pussies
55:51 <Buck> 5ft west
55:56 <Buck> shoot at 3
56:09 <Brunius> #3 has cover
56:13 <Brunius> #4 doesn't
56:15 <Buck> shoot at 4
56:17 <Brunius> Roll it
56:27 <Brunius> Both
56:28 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
56:28 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
56:36 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
56:37 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=11] 20
56:46 <Brunius> Yep
56:49 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
56:49 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=17] 25
56:51 <Brunius> Dies
56:57 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
56:57 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=4] 13
57:03 <Brunius> Yep
57:13 <Buck> shoot #3
57:15 <Brunius> Roll it
57:22 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
57:22 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
57:27 <Buck> reload
57:56 <Brunius> It's the first swarm's turn
58:15 <Brunius> !throw 2#2d6
58:16 <diebot> Brunius, 2#2d6: [2d6=1,6] 7, [2d6=4,2] 6
58:20 <Brunius> 7 to mort
58:22 <Brunius> 6 to hitmoi
58:27 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
58:36 <Mort-> btw
58:38 <Soren> !roll 1d20+8 pounds the sexiness from crab 3 with his magically shod tip at AC
58:38 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from crab 3 with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=11] 19
58:39 <Mort-> hwo come only 2 swarms now
58:45 <Mort-> I thought he killed 4 and not..?
58:47 <Mort-> the swarm?
58:50 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 points of damage
58:50 <dicebot> Soren, points of damage: [1d8=3] 11
58:58 <Soren> 5' north
59:02 <Mort-> ah I see
59:09 <Hitomi> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz3ssy?Swarms-can-not-stack-with-each-other#6
00:02 <Brunius> Not retconning it
00:12 <Brunius> No.
00:39 <Brunius> #3 is dead
00:46 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
00:57 <Mort-> fort for being in one :P
01:07 <Mytiazair> Mort-, do you mind being lightning bolted?
01:11 <Mort-> no
01:14 <Mort-> just fix me up after
01:17 <Hitomi> 48
01:21 <Mort-> (assuming I make it out alive..)
01:27 <Mort-> (32 hp left)
01:33 <Mytiazair> move to O18
01:33 <Mort-> first
01:35 <Mort-> dont you ahve to fort save?
01:40 <Mort-> from being in one?
01:51 <Mort-> Ill take
01:58 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck swarm1 Soren Mytiazair swarm2 Hitomiswarm3 Artimus Mort-
02:03 <Brunius> Ready for when Mort- move?
02:04 <Brunius> s?
02:26 <Mort-> I dont mind colleteral damage
02:27 <Mort-> honestly
02:27 <Mytiazair> lightning bolt the three swarms and 2
02:36 <Mort-> 7d6?
02:45 * Mort- shrugs
02:52 <Mort-> lol
02:54 <Brunius> I can't see a way for you to get the three swarms and #2
02:54 <Mytiazair> persistent
03:01 <Mort-> oh god this is gonna hurt..
03:13 <Mytiazair> get all three swarms then
03:19 <Brunius> Alright then
03:23 <Mytiazair> DC20
03:44 <Mytiazair> roll twice, take worst
03:46 <Mort-> !throw 2#1d20+7
03:47 <diebot> Mort-, 2#1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23, [1d20=10] 17
03:47 <Brunius> !throw 3#1d20+4
03:48 <diebot> Brunius, 3#1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12, [1d20=1] 5, [1d20=9] 13
03:51 <Mort-> k I do take full damage
03:52 <Brunius> !throw 3#1d20+4
03:52 <diebot> Brunius, 3#1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23, [1d20=3] 7, [1d20=11] 15
03:59 <Mytiazair> !throw 7d6 damage
04:01 <diebot> Mytiazair, damage: [7d6=2,5,4,5,5,6,5] 32
04:10 * Mort- collapses on the ground
04:14 <Mort-> 0..
04:23 <Brunius> Staggered
04:46 <Brunius> They're out
04:47 <Mytiazair> 48 damage to the swarms
04:47 <Mort-> (probably overkill)
04:49 <Mytiazair> end turn
04:59 <Brunius> You actually only need 8 damage...
05:01 <Mort-> "Ow"
05:05 <Mort-> (too bad..hahaah)
05:10 <Brunius> It's Hitomi's turn
05:12 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck Soren Mytiazair Hitomi Artimus Mort-
05:30 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+15 CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
05:30 <diebot> Hitomi, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE: [1d20=2] 17
05:37 <Brunius> Nice 1.
05:40 <Brunius> Misses
05:55 <Mort-> (no issue really..saw itd happen anyway..you do what you must when you must)
06:00 <Hitomi> 18 with bless
06:04 <Brunius> Misses
06:25 <Brunius> Um
06:26 <Brunius> #2
06:31 <Brunius> #2 then Artimus
06:41 <Brunius> Pay attention to IRC guys
06:57 <Brunius> !rng Soren Hitomi
06:57 <diebot> Brunius, Hitomi
07:14 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+6
07:14 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19, [1d20=3] 9
07:19 <Brunius> Missing
07:22 <Brunius> Artimus' turn
07:26 <Brunius> Why do I even bother.
07:35 <Artimus> I go northeast and cast cure serious wounds on Mort
07:41 <Mort-> "No need"
07:45 <Mort-> "Its almost done"
07:56 <Mort-> (you could use a lighter one)
08:13 <Artimus> !roll 3d8+5
08:13 <dicebot> Artimus, 3d8+5: [3d8=3,5,2] 15
08:15 <Mort-> (but if you want go ahead)
08:15 <Mort-> k
08:17 <Artimus> "May the light of Sarenrae heal you."
08:20 <Artimus> end turn
08:35 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
08:37 <Mort-> "Thanks"
08:55 * Mort- dusts herself off all the dust and tries to smoothen her hair
09:09 * Mort- takes out CLW wand and zaps herself with it
09:11 <Brunius> Ha
09:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 umd
09:25 <Brunius> #2 hasn't taken any damage at all yet
09:26 <Hitomi> Oskar Buck Soren Mytiazair Hitomi #2 Artimus Mort-
09:26 <Mort-> so?
09:26 <diebot> Mort-, umd: [1d20=1] 11
09:27 <Mort-> they got it handled
09:30 <Mort-> okay
09:32 <Mort-> Im stuck for 24 hrs
09:33 <Mort-> lol
09:34 <Brunius> Nice 1.
09:35 <Mort-> end turn
09:50 <Mort-> yep - those are the rules
09:51 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
10:00 <Oskar> @rapid
10:00 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=1] 13; damage1: [1d8=7] 11; attack2: [1d20=12] 19; damage2: [1d8=8] 12; attack3: [1d20=17] 29; damage3: [1d8=7] 11
10:09 <Brunius> Critical fail!
10:17 <Brunius> Attack #3 hits
10:32 <Brunius> Nope
10:35 <Brunius> Cover is wonderful
10:36 <Oskar> 11 it is
10:40 <Oskar> end turn
10:50 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
11:03 <Buck> 2nw
11:08 <Buck> 3n
11:14 <Buck> shoot
11:19 <Brunius> derp
11:22 <Brunius> roll it
11:27 <Brunius> You have a 30ft speed?
11:31 <Mort-> hes wearing light armor
11:35 <Buck> !roll 1d20+10
11:35 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+10: [1d20=1] 11
11:38 <Brunius> You dextrous types
11:40 <Mort-> haha
11:42 <Brunius> Very nice
11:44 <Brunius> It's a 1
11:45 <Brunius> gg
11:49 <Artimus> misfire!
11:53 * Buck swears
11:56 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
11:56 <Mort-> so what happens
11:57 <Soren> !roll 1d20+8 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
11:57 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=5] 13
12:02 <Soren> 5' nw
12:05 <Soren> done
12:10 <Brunius> Yeah
12:18 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
12:33 <Brunius> MEKKIS
12:42 <Brunius> GET YO FAT ASS IN HERE
12:55 <Artimus> Brunius: he's disabling a trap
13:04 <Mort-> (hes on skype)
13:12 <Artimus> the trap was in the bathroom
13:15 <Brunius> Use Magic Missile!
13:19 <Mytiazair> move to K13
13:24 <Mytiazair> acid splash 2
13:40 <Brunius> ha
13:43 <Brunius> Roll it
13:44 <Mort-> (he has a mouth..wow hes' talking)
13:44 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+7
13:45 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
13:49 <Mytiazair> !thrtow 1d3 damage
13:52 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d3 damage
13:53 <Brunius> Hits
13:54 <diebot> Mytiazair, damage: [1d3=1] 1
13:57 <Mort-> (you didnt bring acid flasks?)
13:59 <Mytiazair> end turn
14:01 <Mort-> (god damn)
14:01 <Brunius> Woaaah
14:06 <Brunius> IT's Hitomi's turn
14:12 <Mort-> oh u do?
14:13 <Mort-> oookay
14:15 <Mort-> new things to leran
14:17 <Mort-> thanks
14:19 <Brunius> Beep bepp
14:21 <Brunius> Beep bepp
14:31 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+14 BAM
14:31 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=10] 24
14:42 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+9 BAM
14:42 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=14] 23
14:47 <Brunius> doown
14:47 <Hitomi> at least 28 damage
14:57 <Brunius> We're off initiative
15:04 <Soren> yay!
15:16 <Oskar> "bloody swarms shit me"
15:21 <Hitomi> 48
15:22 <Artimus> I'll channel healing
15:23 <Artimus> !roll 3d6
15:24 <Mytiazair> "Sorry about that, Mort..."
15:24 <dicebot> Artimus, 3d6: [3d6=1,2,6] 9
15:27 <Artimus> and again
15:28 <Artimus> !roll 3d6
15:28 <dicebot> Artimus, 3d6: [3d6=5,2,2] 9
15:31 * Mort- winces
15:32 <Soren> We loot the women and ride off on the bodies.
15:34 <Oskar> "thankee sir"
15:35 <Hitomi> 66/74
15:41 <Hitomi> cmw pot
15:46 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8+4
15:46 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d8+4: [1d8=1] 5
15:47 <Mort-> "You really have quite a jolt down there"
15:56 * Mytiazair scans the area with detect magic
16:04 <Hitomi> 74/74
16:18 <Artimus> I check out the skeletons
16:27 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
16:28 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=2] 14
16:31 * Mort- passes Soren her wand - mind if you help down here?
16:36 <Buck> can we search the area?
16:37 <Brunius> You find one has a pendant
16:41 <Mort-> 15+9 only?
16:45 <Mort-> oh u double did
16:45 <Brunius> Carved in the likeness of a scarab
16:46 <Mort-> k
16:47 <Mort-> I check
16:47 <Artimus> and another +9
16:54 <Artimus> I pocket it
16:57 <Hitomi> 33/44 Mort-
16:58 <Mort-> Im fine with 33.
16:59 <Mort-> k
17:23 <Mort-> Ill resist..
17:27 <Mort-> if you even think of doing infernal healing
17:31 <Brunius> Airk's body is at V5
17:45 <Mort-> Im fine with my hp as it is
17:51 <Brunius> (You can tell it's his because it has a wayfinder with Airk carved in)
18:04 <Artimus> I take his wayfinder!
18:10 <Artimus> and inspect his body
18:14 <Mort-> (dont do it on me)
18:16 <Mort-> (Ill resist)
18:21 <Mort-> I will not cast it
18:22 <Mort-> either
18:23 <Brunius> It's been here a while, started to rot
18:28 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+13 heal
18:29 <dicebot> Artimus, heal: [1d20=12] 25
18:31 <Mort-> there are some things that good characters dont do
18:40 <Brunius> And those crabs have been nomming on it
18:55 <Brunius> (It's delicious)
19:31 * Mort- winces
20:03 <Brunius> You've found Airk's body, if you want to get it back to the PFS
20:15 <Brunius> Nope
20:17 <Mytiazair> anything else magical around here?
20:19 <Mort-> no potions?
20:23 <Mort-> search Everything around
20:25 <Brunius> Nothing magical.
20:29 <Brunius> Nothing else here
21:15 <Mytiazair> "Let's get back to Absalom and rest before we assault the ship."
21:20 <Soren> We rest in town
21:20 <Hitomi> "agreed"
21:29 <Brunius> That was more info about the sniper
21:30 <Oskar> "aye let's go"
21:56 <Brunius> PROBABLY in the harbour
22:01 <Brunius> ;)
22:02 <Mort-> but before heal all hp damage?
22:13 <Artimus> Brunius are we okay to rest overnight?
22:16 <Mort-> Id like to have a little talk with mytiazair anwyay at the night
22:17 <Brunius> Yep
22:18 <Artimus> okay
22:21 <Artimus> I'll heal everyone else up
22:28 <Soren> Ditto.
22:28 <Brunius> You get the body back to the pathfinders, stuff happens
22:28 <Mort-> "Was there anything else you could have done down there?"
22:42 <Mytiazair> "Not to save the rest of them."
22:47 <Mort-> "Like not used that wand?"
22:48 <Brunius> You sleep, we all fast forward to the next day
22:55 <Mytiazair> "I could have saved myself easily."
22:57 <Mort-> "I could have died there"
23:10 <Brunius> It does
23:15 <Brunius> caster level check
23:24 <Mytiazair> "So, want to try using my scroll?"
23:30 <Mort-> "What scroll?"
23:37 <Mort-> "You sure it wont blow up when I take it?"
23:44 <Mort-> "Most of your stuff..seem to be..explosive"
23:49 <Mytiazair> "There's a 0.04% chance..."
24:02 <Mytiazair> "I like giving that impression"
24:14 <Mort-> "Urm...what scroll is it?"
24:22 * Mytiazair whispers to Mort-
24:27 <Mort-> k
24:28 <Artimus> I'll go down to the docks and investigate a way to get out to this location that Mytiazair mentioned
24:52 <Brunius> You can buy a rowboat for 50gp
24:54 <Brunius> Or hire one for 5gp
25:05 <Mytiazair> "I have friends at the temple who will assist."
25:09 <Soren> hiring is fine.
25:10 <Mytiazair> "Should it be required"
25:28 <Brunius> Righto
25:48 <Brunius> ...?
26:01 <Brunius> Brace yourselves
26:05 <Brunius> Block text is coming!
26:18 <Brunius> Shouldn't be that big
26:32 <Brunius> shit this one might be a bitmap
26:37 <Brunius> the last one wasn't
26:46 <Buck> I've got it
26:53 <Brunius> Ha
27:21 <Brunius> It's a pretty foggy day at the moment
27:39 <Soren> stuck at 58%
27:44 <Brunius> You're going towards where the notes said the ship should be
27:49 <Artimus> just give it a minute
28:16 <Brunius> Out of the fog rises the prow of a ship, jutting from the waves 
28:16 <Brunius> at an incline. Seaweed and gull droppings decorates across 
28:16 <Brunius> the vessel, and the verdigris-encrusted brass nameplate reads 
28:16 <Brunius> Iron Tide. The mast of the Iron Tide protrudes from the water 
28:16 <Brunius> at a steep angle, and behind it rises the mast of a second 
28:16 <Brunius> ship, straight as an arrow, piercing the fog and beginning 
28:16 <Brunius> somewhere below the first ship.
29:32 <Brunius> What percentage is everyone on?
29:37 <Soren> 58
29:37 <Mytiazair> 25
29:46 <Buck> 100
29:58 <Mort-> map is ottall yblack
30:02 <Mort-> totally
30:07 <Soren> sure.
30:20 gagdshf is now known as Brunius_
30:28 <Brunius_> Not sure why it won't send
30:32 <Brunius_> It's a .jpg
31:16 <Artimus> I have it
31:23 <Mytiazair> "Mort-: Do you wish to borrow one of my rods?"
31:37 <Mort-> "Sure! They look fun!"
31:45 * Mytiazair hands a rod to Mort- 
31:51 <Mort-> "Now how do I use one?"
31:54 <Artimus> Brunius: you could try and use http://i.imgur.com/ZqYd4.jpg as the image
31:59 <Artimus> in the grid settings, paste it into the URI box
32:01 <Artimus> tick the refresh box
32:02 <Artimus> then hit ok
32:18 <Mort-> (but its someone else stuff..)
32:21 <Mytiazair> "Focus your will through the rod as you discharge a spell from your mind"
32:24 <Mort-> (Good manners say you should ask him.. :P)
32:49 <Mort-> (later Ill get one anyway)
33:00 <Mort-> "Okay"
33:09 <Brunius> You thought it was a forked rod
33:13 <Brunius> So we could planeshift back
33:19 <Mort-> lol
33:21 <Brunius> But you didn't discuss it with Mekkis
33:23 <Mytiazair> !reincarnate wonder
33:24 <diebot> Mytiazair, Roll: 45:  Lightning bolt (70 ft. long 5 ft. wide) 6d6 damage(Reflex DC 15 half ).
33:25 <Mort-> (I can fail spellcraft checks..anwyay)
33:31 <Brunius> So he was like "Oh so it's a rod of wonder"
33:32 <Mort-> (just ask. never hurts)
33:33 <Mort-> lol
34:10 <Brunius> I am using it
34:41 <Mort-> 37%
34:43 <Mort-> not loading
34:44 <Soren> got it manually
34:45 <Mort-> dc?
35:04 <Mort-> heyyyy
35:08 <Mort-> stop abusing my name
35:12 <Mort-> do I?
35:17 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
35:18 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=9] 23
35:22 <Mort-> yeah I do believe him
35:30 <Mort-> still stuck at 37%
35:40 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+18 bluff
35:41 <diebot> Mytiazair, bluff: [1d20=20] 38
35:57 <Mort-> lol
36:01 <Mort-> dont even bother on sense motive
36:14 <Mort-> connected still
36:17 <Mort-> as in cant connect
36:31 <Mort-> iot says Im connected
36:37 <Mort-> but screen is black
36:47 <Brunius> THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE
36:53 <Mort-> bruuuuu
36:55 <Mort-> is the screen
36:58 <Mort-> supposed to be black?
37:04 <Artimus> clearly not
37:05 <Brunius> No :S
37:06 <Artimus> did you restart the client
37:10 <Mort-> I ddi
37:13 <Artimus> delete the images from the images/ directory
37:14 <Artimus> then restart it
37:31 <Soren> rdy
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37:47 <Mort-> I dont know
37:50 <Mort-> where is the directory
37:55 <Oskar> in the same dir as the .exe
38:06 <Mort-> Im acutally using CA on a thumbdrive
38:17 <Artimus> just delete the directory named "images" in the same folder as CA
38:30 <Brunius> Magic Missile
38:37 <Mort-> ca only there
38:44 <Mort-> oh cool
38:45 <Mort-> I SEE IT NOW
38:46 <Mort-> WOOOOOOT
38:49 <Mort-> YAYYY!
38:50 <Oskar> XD
38:57 <Oskar> "COME INTO THE LIGHT"
39:02 <Mort-> I can see iiiiiitttt
39:03 <Mort-> lol
39:39 <Artimus> we all have it Brunius
39:45 <Brunius> Sweet
39:50 <Brunius> I'll stop playing minecraft then
39:51 <Brunius> :P
40:02 * Buck passes a scroll of touch of the sea to Mytiazair
40:07 <Brunius> It works
40:10 <Brunius> But you have 20%
40:13 <Brunius> instead of 50%
40:17 <Brunius> and people know where you are
40:21 <Mytiazair> If the spell is cast underwater (or while the subjects are partially or wholly submerged in whatever liquid they are in), the subjects are borne toward the surface at 60 feet per round until they can stand on it.
40:47 <Mort-> I also packed water breathing
40:48 <Mort-> acutally
42:05 <Brunius> I thought I had
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42:57 <Brunius> There's a couple of thugs on the forecastle
43:08 <Brunius> Everyone roll stealth
43:15 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 stealth
43:15 <diebot> Mort-, stealth: [1d20=5] 8
43:22 <Artimus> !roll 1d20-3 stealth
43:22 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 stealth
43:22 <dicebot> Artimus, stealth: [1d20=19] 16
43:22 <dicebot> Buck, stealth: [1d20=1] 3
43:24 <Mort-> Mage armor
43:24 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+15 stealth
43:25 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+11
43:26 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=10] 25
43:26 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+11: [1d20=11] 22, [1d20=18] 29
43:27 <Mort-> before all the fun happens
43:27 <Mort-> anwyay
43:40 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+5 stealf
43:40 <diebot> Oskar, stealf: [1d20=17] 22
43:54 <Brunius> They could always roll a 1!
43:59 <Hitomi> im not stealthing
44:09 <Brunius> They've noticed you anyway!
44:16 <Oskar> hitomi is making farting noises with his armpits
44:24 <Mort-> (obviously...after clomping around like THAT in full plate..)
44:25 <Brunius> Raaargh
44:29 <Brunius> Roll initiative
44:31 <Brunius> You're on a boat
44:33 <Oskar> @init
44:33 <Brunius> Yes
44:34 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=17] 22
44:34 <Artimus> !roll1 d20 initiative
44:37 <Buck> @init
44:38 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
44:38 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=20] 25
44:38 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=1] 1
44:39 <Mytiazair> @init
44:40 <Brunius> They're phasing them out
44:40 <Mort-> @init
44:41 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=13] 16
44:41 <diebot> Mytiazair, initiative: [1d20=12] 18
44:42 <Hitomi> Brunius i have a letter to deliver to tem yo
44:49 <Mort-> well artimus rolled a 1
44:51 <Brunius> Go on then
44:59 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2 initii
44:59 <diebot> Hitomi, initii: [1d20=1] 3
45:01 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+8
45:01 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15, [1d20=18] 26
45:15 <Brunius> He saw everyone, actually
45:24 <Brunius> Too bad he's a rogue
45:37 <Mort-> (ready an action to cast magic missile..that one never gets old..)
45:59 <Brunius> Soren, Initiative?
45:59 <Mort-> (or use SLAs..)
46:05 <Mort-> (which they have unlimited)
46:14 <Brunius> SLA = Sealed Lead Acid?
46:29 <Mort-> (Spell like abilities)
46:32 <Hitomi> Sexy Lunar Apes
47:16 <Brunius> It's #2's turn!
47:21 <Brunius> He readies an actuion!
47:28 <Brunius> Valve made TF2
47:29 <Mort-> what action..
47:33 <Brunius> It was
47:37 <Brunius> TFC was better
48:23 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+3 inti soren
48:24 <diebot> Hitomi, inti soren: [1d20=13] 16
48:46 <Brunius> That's what I've got, Oskar
49:02 <Brunius> 2 Buck Oskar Mytiazair Mort- 1 Soren Hitomi Artimus
49:34 <Mort-> 1d20 initiative
49:38 <Mort-> +8 for attack
49:48 <Brunius> Yeah
49:51 <Brunius> I saw that
49:57 <Brunius> #2's!
49:59 <Brunius> He readies
50:01 <Brunius> Buck's!
50:06 <Mytiazair> http://www.explainxkcd.com/2010/01/08/admin-mourning/
50:06 <Buck> can I see them
50:09 <Brunius> Yeah
50:16 <Buck> I guess I shoot the hell out of #2
50:26 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
50:27 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
50:36 <Brunius> I'm actually gonna have you come from a different direction
50:39 <Brunius> Please hold
51:01 <Mort-> his attack is +7, damage +8..I dont know what his saves are
51:02 <Buck> quick clear
51:03 <Buck> end turn
51:09 <Mort-> his ac is 26..
51:20 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
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51:33 <Hitomi> soren ac26 +7 attack d8+8 damage
52:00 <Oskar> attack 2 from where i is
52:10 <Oskar> @rapid
52:10 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=8] 20; damage1: [1d8=2] 6; attack2: [1d20=13] 20; damage2: [1d8=7] 11; attack3: [1d20=12] 24; damage3: [1d8=1] 5
52:18 <Brunius> Three hits
52:25 <Oskar> !throw 6d6
52:25 <diebot> Oskar, 6d6: [6d6=3,5,4,4,4,5] 25
52:26 <Brunius> No
52:51 <Hitomi> "don't kill them!"
52:53 <Oskar> 47 on dat guy 2
53:10 <Oskar> end turn
53:14 <Brunius> He's still around
53:16 <Brunius> Mytiazair's turn
53:22 <Mytiazair> fire a scorching ray at 1 and 2
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53:35 <Brunius> Roll it
53:41 <Brunius> Ranged Touch?
53:47 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+8 #2; 1d20+8 #1
53:48 <diebot> Mytiazair, #2: [1d20=15] 23; #1: [1d20=1] 9
54:13 <Brunius> Hit #2 if it's ranged touch
54:17 <Mytiazair> are they high enough level rogues to have something that invalidates sneak attack?
54:31 <Brunius> Yes, I think so
54:32 <Mytiazair> !throw 4d6 damage; 2d6 sneak attack
54:33 <diebot> Mytiazair, damage: [4d6=3,1,6,5] 15; sneak attack: [2d6=3,1] 4
54:59 <Mytiazair> move to K5 and try to hide on the deck of the ship from them
55:16 <Mort-> (what a sneakyzard)
55:40 <Mort-> (hes a wizard, who is trying to sneak, so he is a sneakyzard)
56:00 <Brunius> Stealth?
56:01 <Hitomi> lesard
56:02 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+15 stealth
56:03 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=2] 17
56:10 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+13
56:11 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+13: [1d20=15] 28, [1d20=14] 27
56:28 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
56:34 <Brunius> Yes
56:38 <Brunius> He's looking very nast
56:39 <Brunius> y
56:42 <Mort-> magic missile #2
56:48 <Brunius> He dies
56:50 <Mytiazair> brb
56:53 <Brunius> 1HP
56:54 <Mort-> okay cool
56:57 <Mort-> lol
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56:59 <Mort-> end turn
57:06 <Brunius> It's #1's turn
57:10 <Mort-> Im not..an enchantment specialist
58:08 <Brunius> Reach, Mytiazair?
58:24 <Mort-> (he likes his long spear - not sure if he has it out though)
58:33 <Brunius> They don't, I think
58:36 <Oskar> http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx?x=dnd/4alum/20090206
59:02 <Brunius> mmm
59:11 <Brunius> He was casting, so I don't think he would have had it out anyway
59:14 <Mort-> k
59:14 <Brunius> Oskar: I remember that!
59:40 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+10 Attack 1; 1d20+5 Attack 2
59:41 <diebot> Brunius, Attack 1: [1d20=15] 25; Attack 2: [1d20=6] 11
59:44 <Mort-> urh
59:47 <Mort-> Id asy the first one hits
59:48 <Brunius> Mytiazair?
59:50 <Mort-> I dont think he has 25 ac..
59:54 <MekkisScreen> one hit
59:55 <Mort-> but i dont know till hes there
59:57 <Mort-> yeah
59:59 <Brunius> He's not a tin can like Hitomi
59:59 <Mort-> see/
00:07 <Mort-> but did you have reach
00:08 <Mort-> to stab the guy
00:09 <Brunius> High level rogue
00:09 <Brunius> yo
00:12 <MekkisScreen> nope
00:15 <Mort-> k
00:17 <Mort-> fair nuff
00:23 <Brunius> -2/hand
00:29 <Brunius> if you're using light in off hand
00:30 <Mort-> 26
00:39 <Mort-> I have no idea what his hp is though
01:04 <Brunius> !throw 1d6+3
01:04 <diebot> Brunius, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
01:09 <Brunius> Yeah, take that Mytiazair!
01:13 <Mort-> nothing else..?
01:22 <Brunius> Nope, Soren's turn
01:39 <MekkisScreen> ow
01:41 <Brunius> Hitomi's turn
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02:25 <Brunius> Roll it then
02:34 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM
02:34 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=11] 24
02:39 <Brunius> hit
02:52 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+17 dmg
02:53 <diebot> Hitomi, dmg: [1d10=9] 26
03:12 <Brunius> Still up
03:55 <Brunius> It's Artimus' turn
04:08 <Artimus> I'll go up next to Hitomi, drawing my mace on the way
04:10 <Artimus> and smack at the guy!
04:28 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+7
04:29 <dicebot> Artimus, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
04:37 <Artimus> !roll 1d8+3 damage
04:37 <dicebot> Artimus, damage: [1d8=6] 9
04:50 <Mort-> its artimus
04:51 <Mort-> not me
04:57 <Mort-> I have NO intention of meleeing that..
05:10 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn!
05:15 Minimus ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
05:26 <Brunius> What?
05:36 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
05:37 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
05:41 <Brunius> Hit
05:43 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
05:43 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=1] 10
05:49 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
05:50 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
05:52 <Brunius> Hit
05:54 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
05:54 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=4] 13
06:07 <Brunius> Nope
06:09 <Buck> !roll 1d12+3
06:09 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+3: [1d12=10] 13
06:20 <Brunius> That's damage
06:22 <Brunius> ...
06:23 <Mort-> rogues have good touch ac
06:25 <Mort-> anywaeees
06:29 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
06:30 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
06:33 <Brunius> Hits
06:36 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9
06:37 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=12] 21
06:39 <Brunius> dies
06:52 * Buck blows away the smoke from the tip of his musket
06:56 <Buck> and I reload
07:35 <Oskar> loot 'em up
07:37 <Brunius> All that is visible above the water are the forecastle of the 
07:38 <Brunius> Iron Tide, its mast, and the forward mast of Vaydren’s Might. 
07:38 <Brunius> The mast of the  Iron Tide is carved into the likeness of a 
07:38 <Brunius> strong, proud human woman, her hands curled around 
07:38 <Brunius> a rusty, iron chain that dangles motionlessly from her 
07:38 <Brunius> fists. The Iron Tide was a captured Qadiran pirate ship the 
07:38 <Brunius> Absalom navy scuttled several years ago. 
08:14 <Brunius> That's the section the rogues where
08:15 <Brunius> in
08:16 <Artimus> how deep is the water
08:17 <Buck> loot
08:18 <Brunius> I guess you want loot?
08:20 <Artimus> I'll check the rogues
08:22 <Mort-> of couurrrrsseee
08:24 <Mytiazair>                            is this Ulzen's ship?                                           "
08:25 <Mort-> phat lewt!
08:27 <Mort-> who no want..
08:30 <Artimus> stabilise them if either are still alive
08:43 <Mort-> I think the one I hit wiht magic misile MIGHT be..if I rolled bad
08:44 <Mytiazair> does Oskar know about it?
08:44 <Mort-> or not.
08:52 <Artimus> yeah, #2 is likely unconscious
08:54 <Artimus> I'll stabilise him
09:10 <Artimus> (but I don't plan to wake him up)
09:34 <Mort-> actually if I dealt..
09:41 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d4+1
09:42 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5, [1d4=3] 4, [1d4=4] 5
09:44 <Artimus> you would have had to have dealt over 11 damage
09:45 <Mort-> I think hes dead
09:46 <Mort-> sorry
09:50 <Artimus> you can't say that mort
09:51 <Artimus> that's not your call
09:54 <Mort-> k
09:55 <Mort-> up to you
09:56 <Brunius> One of the rogues has gloves
09:57 <Mytiazair> "Learn to divide your missiles, Mort-"
09:59 <Artimus> not up to me either
10:00 <Mort-> but just to show the magic missile roll
10:01 <Artimus> I'll detect magic
10:02 <Brunius> They look pretty fancy
10:04 <Mytiazair> I'll look at them
10:04 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+9 spellcraft
10:05 <dicebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=3] 12
10:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
10:11 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=20] 34
10:14 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+19 spellcraft + detect amagiv
10:15 <diebot> Mytiazair, spellcraft + detect amagiv: [1d20=6] 25
10:15 * Mort- looks too
10:19 <Brunius> faint transmutation
10:24 <Artimus> I'll wear them
10:27 <Artimus> "I'm so fancy today."
10:39 <Brunius> Mytiazair and Mort- can tell they're gloves of swimming and climbing
10:47 <Mort-> "Gloves of Swimming and Climbing"
10:54 <Mytiazair> "GSC"
11:02 <Brunius> Both rogues have +1 rapiers and +1 studded leather
11:16 <Mort-> "Not everyone knows what they are with sort forms Mytiazair"
11:27 <Mort-> short forms
11:29 <Mort-> excuse me
11:30 <Brunius> The middle section is 2-3 feet
11:44 <Mort-> (no swim )
11:48 <Mort-> (I intend to use touch of the sea)
11:54 <Mort-> (the moment I get in..)
12:10 <Mytiazair> I'll drink a potion of water breathing
12:18 <Artimus> I'll cast water breathing on everyune but Mytiazair
12:23 <Mort-> k
12:25 <Brunius> The section to the E is 2-2/12 feet underwater for the first 10ft, then 5 for th next 10ft, then 10ft under for the rest
12:29 <Artimus> unless he wants to not drink the potion
12:31 <Mort-> Ill take htat as well..
12:47 <Mytiazair> I'm fine with drinking it
13:17 <Artimus> I'll put on my swim fins too!
13:26 <Mort-> You cause webs to grow between the target's fingers and its feet to transform into flippers, granting a swim speed of 30 feet along with the standard +8 bonus on Swim checks and the ability to take 10 even if distracted or endangered.
13:36 <Mort-> Ill cast one of my touch of the sea before I go under water
13:46 <Brunius> You exploring?
13:47 <Mytiazair> what will Socks do?
13:48 <Artimus> let's explore further
13:49 <Artimus> yep
13:54 * Mort- passes all her scrolls and spellbooks to Mytiazair
14:02 <Buck> socks can keep watch
14:04 <Mort-> hrmm socks..
14:05 <Mort-> stay on deck
14:09 <Brunius> Soren you around yet?
14:10 <Mort-> weasel
14:11 <Mort-> :P
14:11 * Mytiazair passes Mort a potion of Water Breathing
14:16 <Mytiazair> "Give this to Socks"
14:16 <Mort-> "
14:19 <Mort-> "Oh thanks"
14:23 * Mort- gives Socks the potion
14:32 <Mort-> (socks curls around mytiazair)
14:48 <Mort-> (she chitters at Mytiazair)
14:57 <Mort-> I acutally have my own water breathing
15:00 <Mytiazair> does water get inside a handy haversack?
15:11 <Mort-> but first,. - pass all my spellbooks and and scrolls
15:18 <Mort-> to mytiazair
15:23 <Buck> we start going down
15:27 <Mort-> to the handy haversack
15:32 <Brunius> Are you opening your handy haversack?
15:41 <Buck> I have my dry load catridges ready
15:50 <Mytiazair> I'm not planning on opening it
16:03 <Buck> "I should tell you guys..."
16:06 <Buck> "...I'm not very fond of water."
16:12 <Brunius> Where are dry load cartridges?
16:12 <Buck> and I go in
16:15 <Buck> UC
16:16 <Artimus> I'll go in too
16:17 <Brunius> What page number?
16:28 <Brunius> Ah here it is
16:30 <Buck> p141
16:30 <Brunius> p141
16:35 <Artimus> p141
16:38 <Buck> p141
16:58 <Brunius> It's 141
16:59 <Hitomi> !rnd 141 141 141 141
17:04 <Brunius> With a bit of overflow to 142
17:07 <Mytiazair> !rng 141 141 141 141
17:08 <diebot> Mytiazair, 141
17:28 <Brunius> Alright
17:40 <Brunius> CASTER LEVEL CHECKS FOR EVERYONE
17:44 <Brunius> Aaanyway
17:50 <Brunius> Where you going first?
17:54 * Mytiazair checks his caster level
17:57 <Artimus> do we have a description
18:05 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7 casterlevel check
18:05 <diebot> Mort-, casterlevel check: [1d20=15] 22
18:16 <Mytiazair> Mort-, you're 7th level?
18:18 <Mort-> sorry it was 6
18:19 <Mort-> lol
18:22 <Mort-> keep forgetting
18:23 <Brunius> Grid coords?
18:23 <Mort-> damnit
18:33 <Mytiazair> I'd like to go to V5
18:37 <Mort-> Ill just follow
18:55 <Brunius> The aft deck of the Iron 
18:55 <Brunius> Tide lies submerged. The 
18:55 <Brunius> first ten feet (from the west) 
18:55 <Brunius> sit 2-1/2 feet underwater 
18:55 <Brunius> and are considered to be 
18:55 <Brunius> both difficult terrain and 
18:55 <Brunius> an obstacle (×4 movement 
18:55 <Brunius> cost); the second ten feet 
18:55 <Brunius> are 5 feet underwater and 
18:55 <Brunius> are considered to be both 
18:55 <Brunius> difficult terrain and an 
18:55 <Brunius> obstacle (swimming is 
18:55 <Brunius> required for creatures of 
18:55 <Brunius> Small size or less); and 
18:55 <Brunius> the third ten feet at 10 feet 
18:55 <Brunius> underwater (movement 
18:55 <Brunius> impossible without a 
18:55 <Brunius> successful Swim check). 
19:16 <Mort-> wehn I start getting wet Ill start casting touch of the sea as well
19:41 <Mytiazair> I'll cast Alter self, and take the form of an aquatic elf
19:43 <Mytiazair> :)
19:58 <Mytiazair> search this area
19:59 <Mytiazair> !
20:00 <Brunius> Heh
20:08 <Brunius> You find some nice rocks
20:10 <Artimus> I'll search the middle room we're in
20:13 <Brunius> They look pretty nice
20:13 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
20:14 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=6] 18
20:23 <Brunius> You find some nice rocks.
20:27 <Brunius> They look pretty nice.
20:28 <Artimus> "Hey guys!"
20:31 <Artimus> "Quick, come over here!"
20:32 <Mort-> detect magic
20:34 <Mort-> on rocks and books\
20:42 <Artimus> "Check these out!"
20:44 * Mytiazair moves over to Artimus
20:44 <Artimus> I hold up the rocks
20:44 <Buck> "Did you find something?"
20:47 <Artimus> "Don't these look nice?"
20:47 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft rocks
20:47 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft rocks: [1d20=20] 34
20:50 <Brunius> They're not magical
20:50 <Mytiazair> and checks the rocks out
20:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft books
20:53 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft books: [1d20=16] 30
20:59 <Mytiazair> oh... they're rocks.
20:59 <Buck> "What?"
21:01 <Mytiazair> "Granite"
21:11 <Mort-> "Seem normal"
21:19 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+7 Knowledge: Earth Sciences
21:20 <diebot> Mytiazair, Knowledge: Earth Sciences: [1d20=9] 16
21:24 <Artimus> "Where to now, Mytiazair?"
21:31 <Mort-> can you roll knowledge on that too?
21:35 <Mort-> What do the books say?
21:35 <Mytiazair> "Let's head down."
21:37 <Buck> I'm occasionally going to be taking off my headset so as not to hear mekkis' keyboard clacking loudly in my ears
21:40 <Mytiazair> V17
21:41 <Artimus> I follow Mytiazair
21:45 * Mort- follows
21:52 * Buck follows
22:11 <Brunius> 12. Iron Tide Fresh Water Storage
22:11 <Brunius> This room is completely submerged and devoid of 
22:11 <Brunius> anything of value or interest. Its only defining feature is 
22:11 <Brunius> a hole in the center of the floor, which leads to area 13, the 
22:11 <Brunius> armory of the Vaydren’s Might. Movement in this room is 
22:11 <Brunius> impossible without a successful Swim check.
22:16 <Soren> mmmmmm....
22:26 <Brunius> Er
22:28 <Brunius> Whoops
22:31 <Brunius> Wrong description
22:33 * Mytiazair heads towards area 13
22:35 <Brunius> I RU SO GOOD AT THIS
22:52 <Brunius> This dark, submerged room once served as the bunk of 
22:52 <Brunius> the captain of the  Iron Tide. Movement in this room is 
22:52 <Brunius> impossible without a successful Swim check. 
23:01 * Mytiazair has darkvision
23:01 <Artimus> I'll search it
23:02 <Brunius> Perceptions
23:05 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
23:05 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=13] 25
23:05 <Mytiazair> @see
23:07 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=13] 28
23:08 <Soren> take our time?
23:08 <Brunius> Boom
23:16 <Mort-> @see
23:16 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=16] 18
23:23 <Brunius> A wooden chest sits in one corner of the room
23:32 <Soren> !roll 1d20+1 wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.
23:32 <Artimus> I detect magic on it
23:32 <dicebot> Soren, wonders what's going on, but add 2 for stonework related matters.: [1d20=4] 5
23:33 <Buck> we check it out
23:37 <Artimus> oh, Soren's back
23:38 <Mort-> lol
23:38 <Brunius> You're back!
23:40 <Artimus> where'd you go man
23:41 <Brunius> Yayyy!
23:43 <Mort-> sure took a while
23:44 <Buck> Soren: where were you
23:44 <Mort-> haha
23:53 <Brunius> It's magical.
23:56 <Artimus> you missed an entire encounter and everything
23:57 <Artimus> what aura?
23:58 <Brunius> Spellcraft
24:02 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+9 spellcraft
24:03 <dicebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=17] 26
24:03 <Soren> zoned out. it's late late here.
24:10 <Mort-> well go sit on pins
24:11 <Brunius> It's magically sealed against water
24:11 <Mort-> or something
24:20 <Artimus> "Better not open this under water."
24:25 <Mytiazair> I'll check it for traps
24:33 <Mytiazair> three times
24:34 <Mytiazair> @see
24:35 <Mytiazair> @see
24:35 <Brunius> Roll it
24:36 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=12] 27
24:36 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=7] 22
24:36 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=19] 34
24:38 <Buck> I stand back
24:39 <Brunius> No traps
24:47 <Mytiazair> "Let's take this out and open it"
24:48 <Artimus> "Let's take it abovewater and open it."
24:51 <Soren> I'm used to getting up at 0430 hrs.
24:55 <Artimus> I'll use my awesome strength
24:58 <Artimus> and help take it upstairs
24:59 <Mort-> "sounds like an idea"
25:04 * Mytiazair is awed by Artimus' strength
25:12 <Brunius> So you get above water, and open it?
25:15 <Mytiazair> yeah
25:18 <Artimus> yes
25:19 <Mytiazair> is it locked?
25:23 <Brunius> Yep
25:24 <Brunius> Locked
25:35 <Mytiazair> I'll stand 30' away, and start unlocking it
25:40 * Mort- whispers to mytiazair - he's cheating, he has the belt
25:42 <Brunius> go on then
25:54 <Mort-> I stand away while he is unlocking
25:57 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+14
25:57 <Artimus> I'll stand back
25:58 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+14: [1d20=5] 19
26:03 <Mytiazair> "Hmm..."
26:04 <Brunius> Can't seem to open it
26:07 * Mytiazair tries again
26:09 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+14
26:10 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+14: [1d20=20] 34
26:14 <Brunius> It opens
26:18 <Brunius> It has a logbook in it
26:19 <Mort-> whats in there?
26:21 <Brunius> And 5 potions
26:23 <Mort-> read the logbook
26:24 <Artimus> I take the potions
26:26 <Mort-> and lok at the potions
26:27 <Mort-> what are they
26:27 <Artimus> and drink them all! (not really)
26:31 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
26:32 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+9 spellcraft
26:32 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=11] 25
26:32 <dicebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=8] 17
26:40 * Mytiazair walks over to the chest, picks up a potion, and looks at it
26:46 <Brunius> Mort, two of the potions are endure elements
26:55 <Brunius> The other three are water breathing
26:56 <Mort-> "Two of them are of endure elements"
27:00 <Mort-> "The other three are water breathing"
27:09 * Mort- reads the logbook
27:20 <Artimus> "Might come in handy."
27:22 <Artimus> "Let's keep going."
27:27 <Mort-> whats in the logbook
27:29 <Mort-> the language
27:32 <Brunius> Badum tsssh
27:39 <Brunius> Common
27:39 <Mort-> lingustics?
27:41 <Mort-> oh k
27:43 <Mort-> what does it say
27:45 <Mort-> the logbook
27:52 <Brunius> It's fairly dull
27:56 <Mort-> about?
28:01 <Mort-> we already have it on
28:03 <Brunius> There are notes in a foreign language in the margins
28:07 <Mort-> what langauge
28:09 <Mort-> lingustiics it
28:14 <Brunius> Lingustics?
28:17 <Mort-> yeah
28:24 <Mytiazair> Common (Taldan), Elven, Draconic, Auran, Dwarven,
28:24 <Mytiazair> Gnoll, Sylvan, Undercommon, Goblin, Ancient Orisian,
28:24 <Mytiazair> Orisian, Chiliaxian, Alco, Vuldrani, Infernal, Abyssal, Tien,
28:24 <Mytiazair> Varisian
28:24 <Brunius> Yeah Roll it
28:29 <Mytiazair> any of them?
28:33 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 linguistics
28:33 <diebot> Mort-, linguistics: [1d20=16] 25
28:36 <Buck> !roll 1d20+4 linguistics
28:37 <dicebot> Buck, linguistics: [1d20=12] 16
28:38 <Brunius> It's Qadiran
28:43 <Mort-> Languages
28:43 <Mort-> ----------------
28:43 <Mort-> Common
28:43 <Mort-> Elven
28:43 <Mort-> Under-common
28:43 <Mort-> Draconic
28:43 <Mort-> Celestial
28:43 <Mort-> Infernal
28:43 <Mort-> Abyssal 
28:44 <Mort-> lol
28:45 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+19
28:46 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+19: [1d20=9] 28
28:47 <Mort-> where the hell is...
28:55 <Soren> !roll 1d20+3 is a cunning linguist with 
28:56 <dicebot> Soren, is a cunning linguist with: [1d20=5] 8
28:57 <Mort-> (khaz when you need him)
28:58 <Mort-> :P
29:05 <Brunius> Mytiazair: Fairly sure it's Alko
29:09 <Brunius> Not Alco
29:14 <Brunius> :P
29:15 <Soren> Aklo.
29:21 <Brunius> Ha
29:28 <Brunius> Screw up all the things!
29:34 <Brunius_> All!
29:56 <Brunius> The stuff in common is about where the ship docked, cargo, etc.
30:04 <Mort-> the foreign language
30:05 <Mort-> we wanted
30:14 <Brunius> The Qadiran stuff is unreadable!
30:17 <Mort-> ahaha
30:19 <Mort-> skip it
30:19 <Brunius> Hahahahahaha!
30:20 <Mytiazair> "I'll cast Comprehend Languages tomorrow."
30:28 <Artimus> let's move on
30:29 <Mytiazair> "It can't be that important yet."
30:30 <Mort-> where are you going to carry it
30:31 <Brunius> To?
30:32 <Mort-> going underwater
30:36 <Artimus> well
30:37 * Mytiazair shoves the logbook in his haversack
30:39 <Artimus> you weren't moving us on the map
30:42 <Artimus> where did we get this chest
30:46 <Mytiazair> V13
30:50 <Mort-> V13 then
30:55 <Brunius> If you've got detect magic up the logbook has similiar enchantments to the chest
30:59 * Mytiazair will be acting stealthy
31:08 <Artimus> okay
31:08 <Mort-> no
31:11 <Mort-> becuase gnomes are evil
31:23 <Mort-> logbook has smiliar enchantment to the chest?
31:26 <Brunius> This lightless room, completely submerged in water, is 
31:27 <Brunius> empty and nondescript but for a stairway that leads down 
31:27 <Brunius> to the Iron Tide’s food storage (area 11). Movement in this 
31:27 <Brunius> room is impossible without a successful Swim check.
31:41 <Brunius> Nope
31:44 <Mytiazair> search
31:46 <Mort-> lightless..
31:47 <Mytiazair> this room
31:49 <Mytiazair> three times
31:51 <Mytiazair> @see
31:51 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
31:52 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=10] 22
31:52 <Mytiazair> @see
31:52 <Brunius> You don't even know which room this is!
31:53 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=7] 22
31:53 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=12] 27
31:53 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=20] 35
31:56 <Brunius> Nothing here
32:00 <Mort-> yeah using touch of the sea
32:02 <Mytiazair> head to Area 11
32:04 <Mytiazair> stealthily
32:13 <Artimus> I'll follow mighty as air
32:32 <Mytiazair> cast Touch of the Sea on Buck 
32:32 <Brunius> ha
32:44 <Brunius> He's got dry load cartridges
32:53 <Brunius> 3gp each, Artimus
33:00 <Artimus> 30gp each
33:14 <Brunius> Ah
33:37 <Brunius> You go to area 11!
33:43 <Artimus> huzzah!
33:45 <Artimus> what's in Area 11
33:47 * Mytiazair is hiding
33:48 <Brunius> This room sits empty.
33:51 <Mytiazair> and moving silently
33:54 <Mytiazair> and searching the room
34:06 <Mytiazair> and killing the bad guyz
34:15 <Brunius> Stairs leading down from area 7 hug the southeast wall, but since the room is completely submerged in water, movement is impossible without a swim check.
34:32 <Mytiazair> head west!
34:39 <Mytiazair> stealthily
34:41 <Brunius> I was hoping you'd say that.
34:43 <Mytiazair> if the door's unlocked
34:45 <Mort-> hahah
34:46 <Brunius> Where is your cover?
34:53 <Brunius> You are on the same floor
34:56 <Mytiazair> the wall
35:02 <Brunius> Fair enough
35:11 <Buck> are you still there soren
35:12 <Brunius> Opening the door?
35:16 <Mytiazair> yeah
35:17 <Soren> yep.
35:20 <Soren> following
35:26 <Soren> just getting caught up.
35:26 <Mort-> following
35:28 <Brunius> Where's everyone standing when he does this?
35:42 <Mytiazair> U25
35:48 <Artimus> I'd be where I am now
36:02 <Mort-> next to him?
36:06 MekkisScreen is now known as Mekkis
36:30 <Brunius> The gloomy water in this room is much more chilled 
36:31 <Brunius> than the normally pleasant waters of Absalom’s harbor. 
36:31 <Brunius> This room is completely submerged, and movement is 
36:31 <Brunius> impossible without a successful Swim check. The room 
36:31 <Brunius> once served as the cargo hold of the  Iron Tide. Now it 
36:31 <Brunius> sits empty.
36:44 <Mort-> is it begining to feel cold?
36:56 <Soren> hm.
36:58 <Brunius> Does your weasel count as an animal?
37:00 <Mort-> 2 endure elements
37:02 <Mort-> yes it is an animal
37:06 <Mytiazair> it's a magical beast
37:10 <Mort-> ya 
37:41 <Brunius> Roll iniative!
37:44 <Mytiazair> @init
37:45 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
37:45 <Buck> @init
37:46 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=15] 15
37:46 <diebot> Mytiazair, initiative: [1d20=10] 16
37:46 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=2] 7
37:47 <Oskar> @init
37:47 <Artimus> what do we see
37:47 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=18] 23
37:49 <Soren> !roll 1d20
37:49 <dicebot> Soren, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
37:56 <Mort-> @init
37:56 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=18] 21
37:58 <Brunius> !throw 3#1d20+
37:58 <diebot> Brunius, 3#1d20+: [1d20=7] 7, [1d20=17] 17, [1d20=4] 4
38:01 <Brunius> er
38:03 <Brunius> +7
38:04 <Mort-> what are those things then
38:15 <Mytiazair> 17 28 15
38:15 <Brunius> So 14, 24 and 11
38:36 <Mort-> oh they have +7 initiative
38:37 <Mort-> I see
39:20 <Mort-> we have rapiers
39:37 <Mort-> and I had the presence of mind to bring one along
39:45 <Mort-> because it balances well and because Im elf.
40:11 <Brunius> Who has magical weapons?
40:15 <Soren> i do.
40:18 <Buck> yep
40:28 <Mytiazair> nope
40:33 <Artimus> no
40:35 <Mort-> my current rapier is magicked
40:49 <Hitomi> think we all do
41:13 <Oskar> i do brun - bow and rapier
41:29 <Brunius> Hitomi, Initiative?
41:46 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2 hit
41:46 <diebot> Hitomi, hit: [1d20=9] 11
42:17 <Brunius> This is great!
42:36 <Brunius> Ah
42:37 <Mort-> yeah that too
42:40 <Mytiazair> What the hell am I looking at here?
42:46 <Brunius> Three red dots!
42:48 <Buck> just three red dots
42:49 <Mort-> sure
42:49 <Buck> circles
42:50 <Mort-> what are they?
42:55 <Mytiazair> I cast "dispel red dot"
43:00 <Mort-> haha
43:02 <Brunius> Hang on while I grab the description from the SRD
43:05 <Mort-> kk
43:19 <Mytiazair> Prestitigitation can make them blue right?
43:26 <Mytiazair> prestilitigation
43:30 <Brunius> Bane of Clerics without knowledge religion everywhere!
43:50 <Brunius> This translucent, ghostly figure fades into view from the damp mist, its face distorted by wrath into a hideous mask.
43:54 <Brunius> They are undead
43:57 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+5 religion
43:57 <dicebot> Artimus, religion: [1d20=11] 16
44:02 <Brunius> You mentlegen can roll that on your turn
44:20 <Brunius> Humanoid, but not recognisable
44:33 <Brunius> 2, Oskar, Soren, Mort-, Mytiazair, Artimus, 1 3 Hitomi Buck
44:37 <Mort-> k
45:13 <Brunius> This thing reaches through the wall and tries clawing Mytiazair
45:24 <Brunius> !throw 1d2 1 for conceal
45:24 <diebot> Brunius, 1 for conceal: [1d2=2] 2
45:25 <Mort-> thing?
45:29 <Brunius> Misses
45:32 <Mort-> reaches through the wall?
45:33 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
45:35 <Mytiazair> don't I get stealth?
45:42 <Brunius> Ah, good point
45:46 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+17
45:46 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+17: [1d20=18] 35
46:07 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+16 stealth
46:08 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=20] 36
46:09 <Brunius> It was.
46:15 <Brunius> Niiice
46:27 <Brunius> In that case it goes N and tries for Soren, missing
46:34 <Brunius> Oskar?
46:44 <Oskar> 2s
46:54 <Brunius> With cover
47:05 <Brunius> Keep in mind that would be at -6
47:10 <Brunius> just for range
47:14 <Brunius> Then -4 for cover
47:18 <Oskar> @bowpb
47:18 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=12] 27; damage1: [1d8=3] 8; attack2: [1d20=13] 23; damage2: [1d8=2] 7
47:31 <Brunius> Yes
47:38 <Mort-> what is the effect
47:38 <Brunius> Yes
47:45 <Brunius> Shouldn't be able to, I think
47:46 <Mort-> pb.. or something
47:54 <Mort-> ah k
48:03 <Mort-> so on the first hit what happens
48:51 <Mytiazair> Brunius, does a 1 hit?
48:55 <Mytiazair> does a 17 hit?
48:57 <Brunius> A 1?
49:00 <Brunius> 17 does
49:04 <Brunius> 1 doesn't
49:09 <Oskar> end
49:11 <Mytiazair> 8 damage
49:14 <Brunius> Soren?
49:15 <Mytiazair> probably halved to 4
49:16 <Mort-> what are the effects on the arrow
49:17 <Soren> 5' east and rdy to atk if it comes out into the clear
49:28 <Brunius> It hits.
49:34 <Brunius> Doesn't do as much due to the water
49:41 <Mort-> water piercing?
49:54 <Mort-> hes using a piercing weapon
50:11 <Brunius> Yeah
50:16 <Brunius> half due to water
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50:34 <Brunius> No DR on the mob
51:02 <Brunius> Ah, yes
51:24 <Brunius> Roll swim
51:43 <Mort-> he should be right on the ground
51:53 <Mort-> 16 pounds?
51:58 <Mort-> his armor should cover it fine
52:00 <Soren> I'm like a rock.
52:03 <Brunius> Yeah
52:03 <Mort-> (even I carry more stuff)
52:07 <Brunius> Ok, so you do 4 damage
52:09 <Brunius> Let's move on
52:18 <Brunius> Soren has readied?
52:20 <Soren> yes
52:24 <Brunius> Mort-'s turn
52:28 <Brunius> p433
52:47 <Mort-> identify?
52:49 <Mort-> what are they
52:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 religion
52:54 <diebot> Mort-, religion: [1d20=11] 20
52:54 <Brunius> Roll it.
53:08 <Mort-> (what are their abilities - if I can know)
53:16 <Buck> special abilities
53:29 <Brunius> It's a spectre
53:39 <Mort-> ok cool..how do you kill that thing.
53:40 <Brunius> For every 5, one piece of info?
53:46 <Mort-> yeah their ablilties..
53:48 <Mort-> I wnt ot know
53:53 <Mort-> nah
53:55 <Mort-> I want their abilities
53:59 <Mort-> just their ablilities
54:20 <Brunius> Any humanoid slain by a spectre becomes a spectre themselve in 6-24 rounds
54:24 <Mort-> cool
54:27 <Brunius> Raise dead or similiar kills them
54:39 <Brunius> sunlight screws with them
55:06 <Brunius> Mort-?
55:13 <Mort-> can I pulll out holy water and throw it at 2?
55:31 <Brunius> You're throwing water, in water?
55:35 <Oskar> are you kidding mort?
55:43 <Mort-> oh u cant?
55:44 <Mort-> uh oh.
55:46 <Mort-> this is trouble
56:00 <Brunius> Thrown weapons are ineffective in water
56:02 <Brunius> You'd know that
56:07 <Brunius> They don't even do anything
56:35 <Mort-> I have 5 silver pieces
56:44 <Brunius> Mort-: Thrown weapons are ineffective in water. You know that.
56:48 <Mort-> k i konw
56:56 <Mort-> delay
57:04 <Brunius> Mytiazair?
57:15 <Mytiazair> hmmm
57:25 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+11 What the hell am I looking at here
57:26 <diebot> Mytiazair, What the hell am I looking at here: [1d20=14] 25
57:32 <Brunius> A spectre
57:37 <Mytiazair> I'd like to know resistances
57:38 <Brunius> You get two pieces of info
58:00 <Brunius> They're resistant to channels
58:05 <Brunius> And they're incorporeal
58:08 <Mytiazair> no elements?
58:16 <Brunius> Nope
58:22 <Mort-> Im on delay
58:26 <Mort-> so remember I can move out of your way
59:07 <Mytiazair> DR?
59:12 <Brunius> Nope
59:24 <Mytiazair> <?incorporeal
59:25 <diebot> An incorporeal creature has no physical body. It can be harmed only by other incorporeal creatures, magic weapons or creatures that strike as magic weapons, and spells, spell-like abilities, or supernatural abilities. It is immune to all nonmagical attack forms. Even when hit by spells or magic weapons, it takes only
59:25 <diebot> half damage from a corporeal source. Although it is not a magical attack, holy water can affect incorporeal undead. Corporeal spells and effects that do not cause damage only have a 50% chance of affecting an incorporeal creature. Force spells and effects, such as from a magic missile, affect an incorporeal creature
59:26 <diebot> normally.
59:49 <Mytiazair> I'll delay
59:56 <Brunius> Artimus
00:00 <Artimus> I cast bless
00:03 <Mort-> (do you want us to move out of the way or anything?)
00:04 <Artimus> and end turn
00:10 <Mytiazair> (Might be a good idea)
00:17 <Mort-> (then say it in character)
00:25 <Mort-> (Ill duck out of the way)
00:33 <Brunius> #1's turn!
00:44 <Brunius> Muhahaha!
00:53 <Brunius> !rng Soren Hitomi Oskar Mytiazair
00:53 <diebot> Brunius, Hitomi
01:14 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+9
01:14 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+9: [1d20=14] 23
01:17 <Soren> !roll 1d20+8 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
01:17 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=5] 13
01:28 <Brunius> Misses
01:52 <Brunius> Hitomi, Touch AC?
02:26 <Hitomi> 14
02:31 <Brunius> He hits!
02:32 <Brunius> Yay!
02:40 <Brunius> Have you got snapshot?
02:48 <Mort-> (hes a bloody freakin archer)
03:00 <Brunius> !throw 1d8
03:01 <diebot> Brunius, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
03:11 <Brunius> Hang on, more stuff I have to look up
03:45 <Brunius> Take a neg level
04:08 <Brunius> And the great thing? #3 can do it all over again!
04:20 <Brunius> !rng Soren Hitomi
04:21 <diebot> Brunius, Hitomi
04:23 <Brunius> Ouch
04:40 <Brunius> Didn't
04:44 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+9
04:45 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+9: [1d20=16] 25
04:50 <Brunius> And another
05:32 <Brunius> It's Hitomi's turn
05:50 <Mytiazair> I'll undelay, and ready an action to defensively cast persistent lightning bolt on when 2 moves into the line north
05:58 <Brunius> Yep
06:12 <Brunius> Alright
06:15 <Hitomi> i'll power cleave attack 1
06:17 <Mort-> I undelay and run up the stairs
06:30 <Brunius> Roll it
06:31 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+11 BAM
06:31 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=3] 14
06:37 <Brunius> Misses
06:42 <Brunius> Man, these things are brutal
06:48 <Brunius> Might be my first TPK !
07:20 <Hitomi> back behind mort
07:32 <Brunius> 15 would have hit
07:34 <Mort-> as in I ran up the stairs
07:36 <Brunius> Roll it
07:44 <Oskar> aoo?
07:51 <Brunius> Oh gods
08:00 <Brunius> 10ft tall
08:02 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+17 dmg
08:02 <diebot> Hitomi, dmg: [1d10=6] 23
08:10 <Brunius> That's what it says
08:21 <Hitomi> minus 4
08:39 <Brunius> It's halved, actually
08:50 <Hitomi> after -4
08:50 <Mytiazair> cleave, right?
09:00 <Mort-> it killed something?
09:02 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+11 BAM2
09:03 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM2: [1d20=1] 12
09:05 <Mort-> I thoguht cleave is only if you kill
09:13 <Artimus> that's cleaving finish
09:17 <Brunius> miss
09:18 <Artimus> regular cleave is a type of attack
09:20 <Mort-> k
09:38 <Brunius> Buck?
09:49 <Brunius> Yep
09:56 <Buck> I shoot #1
10:10 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
10:10 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=17] 25
10:18 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
10:18 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=6] 14
10:36 <Buck> 26 and 15
10:39 <Buck> first and second shot
10:41 <Brunius> Two hits
10:45 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 1d12+9
10:46 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=11] 20; 1d12+9: [1d12=9] 18
10:55 <Brunius> On #1?
10:59 <Buck> on #1
11:03 <Buck> !roll 2d6; 2d6
11:04 <dicebot> Buck, 2d6: [2d6=2,5] 7; 2d6: [2d6=2,6] 8
11:06 <Brunius> They are evil
11:08 <Brunius> It's dead
11:10 * Brunius claps
11:11 <Buck> third shot
11:13 <Buck> on #3
11:17 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
11:17 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
11:20 <Brunius> Hits
11:26 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
11:26 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=12] 21; 2d6: [2d6=3,4] 7
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11:59 <Buck> :)
12:13 <Mort-> okayh can I undelay?
12:14 * Buck likes being underwater a little more today
12:15 <Brunius> It takes sum damage
12:20 <Brunius> You can undelay
12:44 <Mort-> north east mkagicm isisle
12:45 <Brunius> Use Magic Missile!
12:47 <Mort-> on the one they did more damage to
12:51 <Mort-> is it 2 or 3?
12:59 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d4+1
13:00 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3, [1d4=2] 3, [1d4=2] 3
13:03 <Brunius> You can't see #3
13:06 <Mort-> 2 then
13:12 <Brunius> Er
13:16 <Brunius> Can't see #2
13:17 <Brunius> Derp
13:19 <Mort-> k hit 3
13:55 <Brunius> Right
13:57 <Brunius> Takes damage
14:01 <Brunius> It's #2's turn!
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14:10 <Brunius> It moves down
14:14 <Mytiazair> readied action
14:16 <Brunius> Mytiazair readies action
14:23 <Brunius> man cannot type today
14:24 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+14
14:25 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+14: [1d20=13] 27
14:30 <Mytiazair> reflex save
14:32 <Mytiazair> DC20
14:35 <Mytiazair> for 2 and 3
14:42 <Mort-> 2 times?
14:43 <Mort-> lol
14:57 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+5
14:57 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16, [1d20=12] 17
15:01 <Mytiazair> cool
15:01 <Brunius> Damage?
15:05 <Mytiazair> !throw 7d6
15:06 <Mort-> 2 and 3
15:07 <diebot> Mytiazair, 7d6: [7d6=5,6,1,5,1,6,2] 26
15:10 <Mort-> need to do it as well
15:17 <Brunius> #2 goes down
15:35 <Brunius> I had #2 on 4 for some reason
15:57 <Brunius> Yeah
16:16 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
16:28 <Oskar> @rapidpb
16:29 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=16] 29; damage1: [1d8=6] 11; attack2: [1d20=11] 19; damage2: [1d8=4] 9; attack3: [1d20=5] 18; damage3: [1d8=1] 6
16:38 <Artimus> and +1 for bless
16:41 <Artimus> so all of them are above 15
16:56 <Oskar> 13?
17:02 <Brunius> Still up
17:05 <Brunius> Soren's turn
17:07 <Soren> Smite on 3
17:10 <Soren> !roll 1d20+9+1 charges in to pound it like a Cheliaxan prison at AC 
17:11 <dicebot> Soren, charges in to pound it like a Cheliaxan prison at AC: [1d20=8] 18
17:17 <Brunius> It dies.
17:22 <Oskar> woot@
17:25 * Mort- shudders
17:33 <Mort-> "What were those things...they looked nasty"
17:39 <Artimus> "Is everyone okay?"
17:47 <Mort-> "They didnt get me"
17:47 <Artimus> "You're looking... worse for wear, Hitomi."
18:00 <Brunius> No loot here
18:26 <Mytiazair> stealthily head west
18:26 <Soren> Lesser restore help?
18:38 <Brunius> How far?
19:03 <Mytiazair> there
19:05 <Mytiazair> now look around
19:07 <Mytiazair> three times
19:10 <Mytiazair> @see
19:11 <Brunius> Nothing around
19:11 <Mytiazair> @see
19:12 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=15] 30
19:12 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=14] 29
19:13 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=11] 26
19:26 <Mytiazair> west
19:30 <Mort-> standard action take out peral of power and refresh a magic missile
19:31 <Soren> Ah. 
19:31 <Mytiazair> to the door
19:35 <Mytiazair> check door for traps
19:36 <Mytiazair> three times
19:46 <Mort-> (its all in threes isnt it?)
19:53 <Brunius> Which door?
20:07 <Mytiazair> the west door
20:11 <Mytiazair> J24
20:14 <Mort-> Go in with mytiazair once he gives all clear signal
20:17 <Hitomi> commonwealth door
20:23 <Mytiazair> @3see
20:24 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=12] 27, [1d20=13] 28, [1d20=2] 17
20:49 <Brunius> No traps
20:50 <Brunius> Cold and murky water fills most of this lightless room; 
20:50 <Brunius> the last few steps of the stair leading into it from area 4 l ie 
20:50 <Brunius> underwater. This room, like the crew’s quarters above it, 
20:50 <Brunius> is bare. Eight hammocks hang from the ceiling, dangling 
20:50 <Brunius> just above the cold water. The submerged end deepens 
20:50 <Brunius> steadily at 2-1/2 feet every 5 feet; the first 5 feet of depth 
20:50 <Brunius> is considered both difficult terrain and an obstacle (×4 
20:51 <Brunius> movement cost). Beyond that, movement is impossible 
20:51 <Brunius> without a successful Swim check. If the undead in area 
20:51 <Brunius> 10 hear the PCs fumbling about in this room, they 
20:51 <Brunius> arrange themselves around the door in preparation for 
20:51 <Brunius> an ambush.
21:08 <Mort-> oh dear
21:12 <Mort-> better charge them first? :P
21:19 <Brunius> 10 is where you are currently
21:33 <Mytiazair> signal all-clear
21:34 <Mort-> ahaha fumbling is right
21:34 <Mytiazair> open the door
21:38 <Mytiazair> search the room
21:39 <Mort-> k go in with mytiazair
21:41 <Mytiazair> detect magic
21:44 <Mytiazair> you know the drill
21:45 <Artimus> I'll go in
21:47 <Mytiazair> :)
21:49 <Mytiazair> @3see
21:51 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=4] 19, [1d20=1] 16, [1d20=8] 23
22:00 <Brunius> There are some nice shiny rocks
22:06 <Mort-> detect magic on rocks..
22:11 <Brunius> They're not magical
22:12 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
22:12 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=12] 26
22:14 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+7 knowledge (Geophysics)
22:15 <diebot> Mytiazair, knowledge (Geophysics): [1d20=6] 13
22:17 <Mort-> ah rocks are rocks.
22:22 <Brunius> They're sedimentary rocks
22:22 <Mort-> can yo use knowledge local or something?
22:24 <Mort-> hahha
22:24 <Mytiazair> wow
22:36 <Mort-> I have +9 acutally..
22:41 <Mort-> or something
22:42 <Mytiazair> move to T27
22:45 <Mytiazair> stealthily
22:49 <Mytiazair> search the door
22:52 <Mytiazair> @3see
22:54 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=13] 28, [1d20=13] 28, [1d20=6] 21
23:39 <Mort-> Im on map 1
23:42 <Mort-> see the hole in the door
23:46 <Mytiazair> signal all-clear
23:53 <Mytiazair> hide behind door and open it
23:53 <Mort-> move in
23:58 <Mytiazair> (assuming I didn't see anything
24:04 <Brunius> Nothing there
24:10 <Mytiazair> search room
24:12 <Mytiazair> @3see
24:13 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=6] 21, [1d20=7] 22, [1d20=5] 20
24:22 <Mytiazair> swim down the hole, stealthily
24:44 <Brunius> Hang on a sec
25:02 <Brunius> Mytiazair is being stealthy, anyone els?
25:07 <Mort-> Im not
25:08 <Mort-> cant hide
25:13 <Soren> He has to lead.
25:14 <Mort-> or I can try
25:15 <Artimus> I'm not
25:23 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2 stealth
25:23 <dicebot> Buck, stealth: [1d20=2] 4
25:24 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 try to sneak
25:25 <diebot> Mort-, try to sneak: [1d20=15] 18
25:27 <Soren> !roll 1d20-7 SNEAKILY SNEAKS UP WITH A
25:28 <dicebot> Soren, SNEAKILY SNEAKS UP WITH A: [1d20=11] 4
25:39 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+15 stealth
25:40 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+5 stealf
25:40 <diebot> Oskar, stealf: [1d20=1] 6
25:41 <diebot> Mytiazair, stealth: [1d20=17] 32
25:44 <Mort-> (poor soren..pallies in full plate are so noisy)
26:05 <Brunius> Yeah dese guys hear you
26:13 <Mort-> @init
26:13 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+5
26:14 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=1] 4
26:14 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22, [1d20=20] 25
26:16 <Mytiazair> do they hear ME?
26:22 <Oskar> @init
26:22 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=16] 21
26:26 <Mytiazair> @init
26:27 <Brunius> Nope
26:27 <diebot> Mytiazair, initiative: [1d20=3] 9
26:30 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
26:30 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=20] 20
26:33 <Brunius> Initiative for everyone!
26:36 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2 ininin
26:36 <diebot> Hitomi, ininin: [1d20=20] 22
26:37 <Buck> @init
26:38 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=5] 10
26:43 <Soren> !roll 1d20
26:43 <dicebot> Soren, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
26:55 <Brunius> lkasgj;lshgras
27:02 <Brunius> This module is laid out badly
27:28 <Brunius> You're swimming down the hole?
27:55 <Brunius> All fine then
27:58 <Brunius> Initiatives!
28:05 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+5
28:05 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14, [1d20=18] 23
28:09 <Brunius> Nah just those ones
28:12 <Brunius> NOT AGAIn
28:19 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+8
28:19 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12, [1d20=8] 16
28:49 <Mort-> (doesnt get it)
29:55 <Brunius> You're on Map 2!
30:00 <Soren> Oooo
30:02 <Brunius> Could someone do Init collation?
30:57 <Mytiazair> Thing 2, Hitomi, Oscar, Artimus, thing 4, thing 1, thing 3, buck, mytiazair
31:16 <Brunius> No
31:17 <Brunius> There's 4
31:20 <Mort-> how many things are there
31:22 <Soren> !roll 1d20
31:22 <dicebot> Soren, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
31:22 <Mort-> okay screwed.
31:34 <Mytiazair> Thing 2, Hitomi, Oscar, Artimus, thing 4, thing 1, soren, thing 3, buck, mytiazair
31:37 <Mort-> how do those things look like
31:37 <Brunius> Mort?
31:45 <Mort-> 4 for init
31:47 <Mort-> from last rolls
31:48 <Mort-> I go last
31:56 <Mort-> <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=1] 4
32:02 <Mytiazair> Thing 2, Hitomi, Oscar, Artimus, thing 4, thing 1, soren, thing 3, buck, mytiazair, mrot
32:10 <Brunius> Righto
32:30 <Brunius> 1 and 2 are humans!
32:31 <Brunius> Rawr!
32:38 <Mort-> do they look human?
32:53 <Mort-> thats really huge you know
32:54 <Mort-> those things
33:02 <Brunius> Won't drag
33:14 <Brunius> 3 and 4 are eels
33:17 <Mort-> eeels?
33:21 <Mort-> (EEEELS?)
33:23 <Brunius> Can you tell if they're evil?
33:42 <Brunius> It's #2's turn!
33:47 <Brunius> He doesn't notice Mekkis!
33:49 <Brunius> Huzzah!
34:10 <Brunius> If this guy has a swim speed, he can charge, right?
34:12 <Mort-> (well technically we have some form of crowd control..)
34:23 <Brunius> Charges Artimus!
34:27 <Brunius> Huzzah!
34:55 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
34:55 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=1] 15
34:58 <Brunius> Er
34:59 <Brunius> 16
35:00 <Mort-> nat 1?
35:01 <Brunius> Trident
35:02 <Artimus> natural 1
35:07 <Brunius> Yay for natural 1s!
35:08 <Mort-> (oh my )
35:12 <Brunius> Hitomi's turn
35:13 <Mytiazair> miß
35:15 Jumpy142- has quit (Connection closed)
35:17 <Artimus> trident doesn't have reach, right?A
35:19 <Artimus> -A
35:25 <Buck> no reach
35:34 <Hitomi> m14 ?
35:46 <Hitomi> one sec
36:05 <Hitomi> doing the thing mort gave me
36:12 <Mort-> its a standard action
36:13 <Mort-> anwyay
36:13 <Hitomi> standard action
36:15 <Mort-> if you want to do it
36:16 <Mort-> yeah
36:18 <Hitomi> so i can move still yeap
36:20 <Brunius> Your memes are bad and you should feel bad
36:20 <Hitomi> so m14 i move to
36:21 <Mort-> yes you can
36:58 <Brunius> Is it a joke within a joke?
37:02 <Brunius> Is it jokeception?
37:38 <Brunius> You'll be eating an AoO or two if you move to M14
37:48 <Brunius> Ah yes
38:03 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
38:28 <Oskar> 5ft west
38:33 <Oskar> rapid attack #1
38:44 <Oskar> @rapidpb
38:45 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=6] 19; damage1: [1d8=3] 8; attack2: [1d20=2] 10; damage2: [1d8=7] 12; attack3: [1d20=17] 30; damage3: [1d8=1] 6
38:59 <Oskar> !throw 2d6
39:00 <diebot> Oskar, 2d6: [2d6=1,3] 4
39:00 <Brunius> hitmisshit
39:07 <Oskar> !throw 2d6
39:07 <diebot> Oskar, 2d6: [2d6=2,5] 7
39:31 <Brunius> +2 against?
39:41 <Brunius> This makes the difference between one of them hitting
39:54 <Brunius> (underwater penalties)
39:58 <Brunius> Yeah that means it hits
40:01 <Artimus> and then bless, if it's still active
40:04 <Brunius> So that's 11 on 1?
40:34 <Oskar> 6
40:45 <Brunius> 6 what?
40:52 <Brunius> remember ranged attack penalties
41:24 <Brunius> 19-4+2=17, which hits
41:26 <Oskar> 15 to hit
41:34 <Brunius> Why?
41:52 <Brunius> !dist 5 20
41:53 <diebot> Brunius, Length of hypotenuse: 20.615528
42:03 <Brunius> Get your shit together guys
42:08 <Brunius> What's the figure?
42:16 <Artimus> that's open to your interpretation man
42:20 <Artimus> we can't get our shit together without your input
42:23 <Brunius> Screw it, let's take the middle ground
42:25 <Brunius> -5
42:29 * Mort- lols
42:32 <Brunius> Hits.
42:42 <Oskar> 25
43:04 <Oskar> end turn!
43:11 <Brunius> He takes an arrow to the chest!
43:15 <Brunius> It's Artimus' turn
43:20 <Brunius> Quiet you.
43:25 <Brunius> He takes damage
43:40 <Brunius> Remind me never to run a 5-9 again
43:48 <Mort-> OH NOES!
43:56 <Artimus> I'll swim northeast and east
44:00 <Mort-> aoo?
44:03 <Brunius> Swim chekz?
44:11 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+5 swim
44:12 <dicebot> Artimus, swim: [1d20=8] 13
44:17 <Brunius> Make it
44:27 <Brunius> It's #4's turn!
44:56 <Brunius> Right then, it's your turn
44:58 <Brunius> Go on then
45:08 <Brunius> Source, page number?
45:16 <Artimus> crb p252
45:22 <Mort-> well if it does I can always slap them silly to get them moving again
46:04 <Brunius> Affects allies too
46:13 <Artimus> I cast calm emotions at LK-17
46:16 <Artimus> it should hit everyone but allies
47:08 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+5
47:08 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15, [1d20=18] 23
47:12 <Brunius> DC?
47:23 <Artimus> DC 16
47:28 <Mort-> lol
47:31 <Brunius> #4 saves
47:44 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+7
47:45 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16, [1d20=10] 17
47:50 <Brunius> As do 1 and 2
48:00 <Artimus> "Don't attack that one!" I point to 4
48:00 <Brunius> #3 sits in a drug addled haze
48:08 <Artimus> er
48:09 <Artimus> #3
48:10 <Artimus> sorry
48:20 <Artimus> Don't attack 3
48:34 <Brunius> #4 charges the Mytiazair
49:13 <Brunius> Trying to get #4 to cooperate
49:20 <Brunius> It's actually 5ft further away
49:28 <Brunius> But I can't get it to there
49:41 <Mort-> click on the monster
49:43 <Brunius> Don't large have reach be default?
49:43 <Mort-> click onthe square
49:45 <Mort-> u want it to go
49:46 <Mort-> yeah they do
49:57 <Brunius> It's 1N of there, then
50:11 <Brunius> It does have reach
50:17 <Mort-> I need to see the squares
50:20 <Mort-> precisely
50:25 <Mort-> (battlefield control)
50:32 <Brunius> Attempting a grapply on Mytiazair
50:39 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
50:39 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=18] 32
50:44 <Brunius> What's your CMD like bro
50:44 <Mort-> oh dear
51:17 <Brunius> It's not
51:38 <Brunius> haha
51:39 <Mort-> isnt it buck
51:41 <Mort-> then mekkis?
52:09 <Brunius> You da grappled!
52:15 <Brunius> Muhahaha!
52:26 <Mort-> he should be somewhere around
52:32 <Brunius> It's #1's turn
52:39 <Mort-> are hte positionings
52:39 <Brunius> Attacking Hitomi
52:40 <Mort-> on the screen
52:43 <Mort-> as where it should be?
52:43 <Mort-> or not
53:24 <Brunius> Hmm
53:37 <Brunius> If I have 6 attacks, do I get a full round to use them?
53:55 <Brunius> Yes
54:21 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 Attack; 1d20+9 Attack
54:21 <diebot> Brunius, Attack: [1d20=4] 18; Attack: [1d20=1] 10
54:27 <Brunius> Bi-missing
54:56 <Brunius> He stabs at Hitomi with his trident, skittering ineffectively off the armour
55:10 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn!
55:20 <Mort-> what is 4's position
55:21 <Mort-> where it is?
55:24 <Mort-> or 1 north of where it is
55:27 <Brunius> 1n
56:23 <Buck> !throw 1d20+8
56:24 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
56:31 <Brunius> ha
57:14 <Buck> quick clear
57:15 <Brunius> HA
57:26 <Brunius> Mytiazair's turn
57:28 <Mort-> (what happens on grappling while blinded)
57:29 <Mort-> bru
57:30 <Brunius> Is he around?
57:40 <Brunius> Mort-
57:54 <Mort-> take out rod and use hideous laughter on 4
57:56 <Mort-> +4 to saves
58:00 <Mort-> since that thing isnt human
58:03 <Mort-> but its 17 dc
58:06 <Mort-> double will save
58:22 <Brunius> What do you mean +4 to saves?
58:28 <Mort-> he gets +4
58:29 <Mort-> to his base saves
58:32 <Mort-> he isnt human
58:35 <Brunius> Ok
58:36 <Mort-> hideous laughter
58:40 <Artimus> what's the DC
58:41 <Mort-> but im using persistent metamagic
58:42 <Mort-> 17
58:48 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+9
58:49 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+9: [1d20=5] 14, [1d20=15] 24
58:52 <Mort-> first one fails
58:54 <Mort-> stuck laughing
58:59 <Mort-> I suppose when eels laugh they stop grappling
59:11 <Mort-> yeah
59:21 <Brunius> Where's the spell descriptio
59:23 <Brunius> n
59:37 <Artimus> it's CRB
59:41 <Soren> standard.
59:45 <Mort-> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/hideous-laughter
59:47 <Oskar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/hideous-laughter
59:49 <Oskar> heheh
59:53 <Buck> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/hideous-laughter
00:03 <Mort-> laughing eels I suppose.
00:06 <Artimus> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/hideous-laughter
00:39 <Mort-> A creature with an Intelligence score of 2 or lower is not affected. 
00:42 <Mort-> ther is a ceveat
00:44 <Mort-> do eels go in?
00:50 <Brunius> It's not affected
00:53 <Brunius> bitchiz
01:01 <Mort-> ah k
01:09 <Mort-> end turn then
01:16 <Brunius> It's #2's turn!
01:24 <Mort-> not too sure..
01:26 <Mort-> wellz
01:28 <Mort-> ah well
01:29 <Brunius> What armour is everyone wearing?
01:32 <Mort-> and I( usually forget that clause
01:34 <Mort-> no armor
01:35 <Artimus> breastplate
01:36 <Buck> elven chainmail
01:41 <Hitomi> full plate
01:41 <Artimus> heat metal! woo!
01:42 <Artimus> :p
01:43 <Soren> full plate
01:46 <Oskar> mithril chain shirt
02:03 <Buck> mine's the equivalent of a mithril chain shirt but also gives me proficiency
02:30 <Brunius> #2 5fts E
02:38 <Brunius> And attacks Buck!
02:57 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 Attack; 1d20+9 Attack
02:57 <diebot> Brunius, Attack: [1d20=4] 18; Attack: [1d20=20] 29
03:07 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+9 Crit?
03:07 <diebot> Brunius, Crit?: [1d20=10] 19
03:20 <Buck> no crit
03:28 <Brunius> !throw 1d8+6
03:28 <diebot> Brunius, 1d8+6: [1d8=2] 8
03:37 <Brunius> It's Hitomi's turn
03:41 <Buck> 55/63
03:48 <Soren> did i get skipped?
03:58 <Artimus> Hitomi: you haven't taken damage, but your health is -10
04:00 <Artimus> both max and current
04:00 <Mort->  soren
04:02 <Brunius> Looks like you may have been
04:02 <Artimus> from the negative levels
04:20 <Soren> charge 1
04:31 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7+2 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
04:31 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=16] 25
04:36 <Brunius> hits
04:39 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 points of damage
04:40 <dicebot> Soren, points of damage: [1d8=3] 11
05:05 <Brunius> Righto
05:09 <Brunius> Hitomi's turn
05:31 <Brunius> What's this lunge thing?
05:45 <Brunius> Yeah
05:48 <Brunius> That's fine
06:01 <Hitomi> pa cleave 1
06:10 <Mort-> 3 is enchanted
06:13 <Mort-> dont hit him
06:27 <Brunius> Roll it
06:28 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM
06:29 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=20] 33
06:35 <Brunius> Totally misses
06:37 <Mort-> roll to see if you confirm
06:38 <Mort-> lol
06:39 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM
06:39 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM: [1d20=5] 18
06:43 <Brunius> Confirms
06:45 <Mort-> damage is slightly changed..
06:58 <Hitomi> !throw 4d8+34
06:58 <diebot> Hitomi, 4d8+34: [4d8=2,2,2,5] 45
07:10 <Hitomi> 37
07:12 <Mort-> but 1/2
07:15 <Mort-> due to non piercing
07:27 <Brunius> He takes a whoole bunch of damage
07:32 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
07:37 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM on 4
07:38 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM on 4: [1d20=13] 26
07:57 <Brunius> Oh yeah
07:58 <Hitomi> !throw 2d8+13
07:58 <Mort-> reach is only 10 ft
07:59 <diebot> Hitomi, 2d8+13: [2d8=7,6] 26
08:10 <Brunius> 4 is 1N cos I can't get CA to cooperate
08:15 <Mort-> oh kk
08:49 <Hitomi> 37 dmg to 1, 26dmg to 4
08:50 <Brunius> Aright
08:55 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
08:56 <Mort-> eed it halved?
08:57 <Mort-> or not
08:58 <Oskar> 1s
08:59 <Mort-> slashing
09:17 <Brunius> Piercing, so it isn't
09:30 <Brunius> Oh, what are you using?
10:00 <Mort-> 37 and 26 halved
10:09 <Brunius> yep
10:16 <Oskar> ok
10:18 <Brunius> Oskar, then
10:29 <Brunius> 10ft
10:35 <Brunius> MM, no
10:35 <Brunius> 5
10:39 <Oskar> @rapidpb
10:39 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=7] 20; damage1: [1d8=3] 8; attack2: [1d20=12] 20; damage2: [1d8=4] 9; attack3: [1d20=19] 32; damage3: [1d8=8] 13
10:42 <Brunius> Gotta be consistent
10:53 <Brunius> Yeah all hits
10:57 <Brunius> jesus
11:01 <Oskar> !throw 6d6
11:01 <diebot> Oskar, 6d6: [6d6=6,1,3,6,1,2] 19
11:15 <Oskar> 39
11:16 <Oskar> on 2
11:20 <Oskar> end turn
11:28 <Artimus> human bane
11:30 <Mort-> 3 hits and human bane
11:30 <Artimus> 2d6 per attack
11:50 <Soren> Isn't the total 49?
12:12 <Mort-> it is isnt it?
12:18 <Oskar> yeah 49
12:19 <Oskar> sorry
12:25 <Brunius> right
12:27 <Brunius> done?
12:29 <Oskar> yep
12:33 <Brunius> Artimus
12:41 <Artimus> I concentrate to maintain my spell
12:43 <Artimus> and swim two north
12:45 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+5 swim
12:45 <dicebot> Artimus, swim: [1d20=2] 7
12:48 <Artimus> or not
12:49 <Artimus> end turn
12:52 <Brunius> Failure!
13:08 <Brunius> It's #4's turn
13:29 <Brunius> !throw 2d6+9 Autodamage on Mytiazair
13:29 <diebot> Brunius, Autodamage on Mytiazair: [2d6=5,2] 16
13:59 <Mort-> he has enough hp I hopez..
14:01 <Mort-> he afked AGAIN
14:03 <Mort-> I dunno
14:26 <Brunius> I know his hp
14:29 <Mort-> k
14:35 <Mort-> whered he go
14:36 <Mort-> ffs..
14:36 <Brunius> Lets try to pin Mytiazair
14:43 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
14:44 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=11] 25
15:09 <Mort-> pinning is...
15:33 <Mort-> btw if youre in control of grapple
15:34 <Mort-> you get +5
15:35 <Mort-> bonus
15:37 * Mort- sighs
15:39 <Mort-> rules are rules
15:41 <Brunius> That's 30 then
15:46 <Brunius> He's pinned
15:53 <Oskar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/conditions#TOC-Helpless
16:14 <Mort-> pinned you cant
16:16 <Brunius> It's #1's turn
16:17 <Mort-> but tieing up you can
16:26 <Brunius> Attacking Soren!
16:37 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 asfg; 1d20+9 asfg
16:37 <diebot> Brunius, asfg: [1d20=20] 34; asfg: [1d20=8] 17
16:40 <Brunius> Soren?
16:51 <Soren> no backup
16:53 <Mort-> first hits
16:59 <Mort-> I dont think the 2nd one does..
17:01 <Mort-> and first might be a crit
17:02 <Mort-> too
17:12 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
17:12 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=17] 31
17:13 <Artimus> soren's AC is 26
17:15 <Brunius> Ouch
17:20 <Mort-> soneone gts critted
17:33 <Brunius> !throw 2d8+12
17:34 <diebot> Brunius, 2d8+12: [2d8=2,1] 15
17:49 <Soren> 29/44
17:54 <Brunius> It's Soren's Turn
18:05 <Soren> !roll 3d6 touches himself for extra endurance.  You'll have to show someone on a doll where  it was done.
18:05 <dicebot> Soren, touches himself for extra endurance.  You'll have to show someone on a doll where  it was done.: [3d6=5,3,6 touches himself for extra endurance.  You'll have to show someone on a doll where  it was done.] 14
18:12 <Soren> 43/44
18:18 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
18:19 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=10] 17
18:22 <Brunius> Lay on hands
18:25 <Mort-> lay on hands
18:46 <Brunius> Swinging at #1?
18:49 <Soren> yep
19:01 <Brunius> Hits then
19:01 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 points of damage
19:02 <dicebot> Soren, points of damage: [1d8=8] 16
19:20 <Brunius> It's #3's turn
19:26 <Brunius> He's in a drug-addled haze
19:26 <Artimus> he's so calm!
19:27 <Artimus> so, so calm
19:28 <Mort-> calm..
19:32 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
19:47 <Buck> I swim 5ft north
19:59 <Mort-> north?
20:00 <Mort-> lol
20:05 <Buck> north+up
20:18 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
20:19 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11
20:31 <Brunius> Misses
20:33 <Buck> !roll 1d20+8
20:33 <Artimus> +1 for bless if it's still in effect
20:34 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+8: [1d20=13] 21
20:52 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
20:52 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=1] 10; 2d6: [2d6=2,4] 6
20:53 <Brunius> Roll the damage and if he is I'll add it
21:03 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
21:04 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
21:08 <Brunius> hit
21:11 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
21:12 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=12] 21; 2d6: [2d6=1,1] 2
21:31 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
21:36 <Brunius> He's pinned
21:40 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
21:45 <Mort-> 2 is in trouble?
21:47 <Buck> brb
21:49 <Mort-> throw a coule of magic missiles at him
21:58 <Mort-> if he dies before its completement..
22:00 <Brunius> 2 can probably only take 1-2 more bullets
22:05 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d4+1
22:05 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3, [1d4=2] 3, [1d4=1] 2
22:10 <Mort-> does it kill 2 or not
22:15 <Brunius> Nope
22:17 <Mort-> if not all shots on him
22:18 <Mort-> end turn
22:24 <Brunius> It's #2's turn!
22:37 <Brunius> 1N and swing at Buck
22:46 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 a; 1d20+9 b
22:47 <diebot> Brunius, a: [1d20=20] 34; b: [1d20=6] 15
22:51 <Brunius> Oh man
22:55 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
22:55 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=9] 23
22:58 <Mort-> check for crit
23:05 <Brunius> Crits, I think
23:20 <Brunius> Pics
23:22 <Brunius> With a datestamp
23:32 <Brunius> I haven't, actually.
23:37 <Brunius> Yes.
23:40 <Brunius> :P
23:41 <Mort-> k so?
23:52 <Brunius> Oh that one
23:58 <Brunius> Nah shirt reroll then
24:02 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
24:02 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=9] 23
24:09 <Brunius> :P
24:12 <Mort-> nothign to say
24:44 <Brunius> That was only 8 seconds, I'll give it to him
24:51 <Brunius> Regular hit
25:06 <Brunius> !throw 1d8+6
25:07 <diebot> Brunius, 1d8+6: [1d8=8] 14
25:12 <Brunius> Max damage anyway
25:22 <Buck> 41/63
25:41 <Brunius> Hitomi's turn
26:01 <Soren> Don't I go before Hitomi?
26:10 <Mort-> Thing 2, Hitomi, Oscar, Artimus, thing 4, thing 1, soren, thing 3, buck, mytiazair, mrot
26:11 <Brunius> You're between 1 and 3
26:12 <Mort-> sorry
26:22 <Soren> gotcha
26:46 <Mort-> hitomi's turn?
26:49 <Brunius> Let's stop that and focus here?
26:56 <Mort-> hitomi is afk?
27:02 <Brunius> he's talking on skype
27:05 <Mort-> oh k
27:43 <Mort-> (lead blades - is only his current enchanted weapon only)
27:47 <Mort-> so damage will go back to normal after
28:14 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM1
28:15 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM1: [1d20=7] 20
28:24 <Brunius> hit'
28:38 <Mort-> are you using a lance?
28:44 <Mort-> lance has reach
28:46 <Mort-> so..
28:49 <Mort-> you cant hit 1?
28:53 <Mort-> you dont happe nto be polearm
29:00 <Mort-> kk
29:07 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8+15
29:07 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d8+15: [1d8=5] 20
29:09 <Mort-> k
29:12 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM4
29:13 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM4: [1d20=14] 27
29:15 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8+15
29:15 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d8+15: [1d8=7] 22
29:20 <Hitomi> 20 and 22 damage to 4
29:33 <Brunius> slashing?
29:38 <Hitomi> piercing
29:56 <Brunius> Looking pretty nasty
29:56 <Artimus> he switched out for his lance
30:02 <Brunius> It's Oskar's turn
30:44 <Oskar> 1n
30:45 <Brunius> Join the club
31:14 <Oskar> @rapidpb
31:14 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=5] 18; damage1: [1d8=6] 11; attack2: [1d20=9] 17; damage2: [1d8=7] 12; attack3: [1d20=5] 18; damage3: [1d8=3] 8
31:23 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 AoO
31:23 <diebot> Brunius, AoO: [1d20=5] 19
31:33 <Brunius> !throw 1d8+6
31:33 <diebot> Brunius, 1d8+6: [1d8=8] 14
31:45 <Oskar> 26/40
31:45 <Brunius> How much damage does he take?
31:54 <Oskar> !throw 2d6
31:55 <diebot> Oskar, 2d6: [2d6=5,5] 10
31:57 <Brunius> All three hit
31:57 <Artimus> work out the first arrow
31:59 <Oskar> 21
32:03 <Artimus> does the first arrow kill him
32:05 <Brunius> Does
32:08 <Brunius> Dies
32:08 <Oskar> end turn
32:10 <Artimus> so he can do the other two against something else
32:13 <Artimus> you don't lose them
32:26 <Oskar> end turn
33:23 <Artimus> on my turn I will maintain concentration and try to go two north
33:25 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+5
33:26 <dicebot> Artimus, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
33:29 <Artimus> but can't, so end turn
33:40 <Brunius> #4's turn
33:46 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 CMB
33:47 <diebot> Brunius, CMB: [1d20=5] 19
34:01 <Brunius> What's Mytiazair's CMD like, anyone know?
34:05 <Mytiazair> 20
34:16 <Brunius> I need to make it to attack him
34:18 <Mort-> (Finally)
34:21 <Brunius> Pinned
34:23 <Brunius> :S
34:38 <Brunius> Yeah man what if I need to audit it
34:47 <Brunius> Oh yes
34:48 <Brunius> So +5
35:01 <Mort-> (yes...but Im supposed to keep my mouth shut)
35:02 <Brunius> !throw 2d6+9
35:02 <diebot> Brunius, 2d6+9: [2d6=3,2] 14
35:03 <Mort-> :P
35:08 <Brunius> That's autodamage
35:11 <Brunius> So you're 30 down
35:17 <Hitomi> 30 dmg on mightyczar
35:18 <Mytiazair> not looking really good
35:26 <Brunius> Mightytsar?
35:27 <Artimus> I wouldn't know
35:51 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+11 Attack on Mytiazair
35:51 <diebot> Brunius, Attack on Mytiazair: [1d20=3] 14
35:58 <Brunius> Hit?
36:03 <Artimus> <?pinned
36:03 <diebot> A pinned creature is tightly bound and can take few actions. A pinned creature cannot move and is denied its Dexterity bonus. A pinned character also takes an additional 4 penalty to his Armor Class. A pinned creature is limited in the actions that it can take. A pinned creature can always attempt to free itself,
36:04 <diebot> usually through a combat maneuver check or Escape Artist check. A pinned creature can take verbal and mental actions, but cannot cast any spells that require a somatic or material component. A pinned character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's
36:04 <diebot> CMB + spell level) or lose the spell. Pinned is a more severe version of grappled, and their effects do not stack.
36:14 <Artimus> also the -4 dex from grappled
36:18 <Mytiazair> hit
36:32 <Brunius> !throw 1d6+4
36:33 <diebot> Brunius, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
36:38 <Artimus> also flat-footed
36:42 <Artimus> so if there's sneak attack damage in there
37:07 <Brunius> No sneak attack
37:23 <Brunius> It's #1's turn
37:26 <Mort-> lol
37:27 <Brunius> He beatson S
37:42 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14 a; 1d20+9 b
37:42 <diebot> Brunius, a: [1d20=10] 24; b: [1d20=3] 12
37:53 <Brunius> Each point of intel is ~=10 points IQ
37:56 <Brunius> Soren?
38:01 <Artimus> AC 26
38:02 <Soren> ac 26\
38:06 <Brunius> Missing
38:10 <Brunius> Soren's turn
38:15 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7 pounds the sexiness from #1 with his magically shod tip at AC
38:19 <Artimus> Brunius: when I GM I tend to write that sort of stuff in the sidebar on CA
38:20 <Mort-> and?
38:26 <Artimus> and order it in initiative order
38:27 <Brunius> I have it written down
38:33 <Soren> huh.
38:41 <Brunius> I just don't want players to feel like I'm randomly assigning hits
38:43 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
38:43 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=9] 16
38:51 <Brunius> Attacking 1?
38:55 <Soren> yes
38:59 <Brunius> Miss
39:03 <Artimus> +1 for bless
39:04 <Soren> done
39:04 <Brunius> Including the bless?
39:08 <Soren> 17
39:09 <Brunius> Hits
39:12 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 points of damage
39:12 <dicebot> Soren, points of damage: [1d8=6] 14
39:31 <Brunius> #1 is getting worn down
39:37 <Brunius> It's #3's turn
39:42 <Artimus> soooo calm
39:45 <Brunius> He's in a drug addled haze!
39:50 <Artimus> he's derping
39:51 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
39:58 <Buck> I 5ft step over Oskar
40:00 <Brunius> Can't 5ft
40:02 <Brunius> Swim check?
40:06 <Artimus> touch of sea
40:08 <Artimus> he has a swim speed
40:10 <Buck> touch of the sea 
40:18 <Brunius> Roll it
40:23 <Buck> shooting #1
40:26 <Brunius> -2 for water
40:40 <Brunius> yeah
40:51 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
40:51 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
40:52 <Brunius> Ergh
40:56 <Brunius> I mean -6
41:06 <Buck> 16 hits touch
41:10 <Brunius> Yeah
41:13 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
41:14 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=3] 12; 2d6: [2d6=5,3] 8
41:25 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
41:25 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
41:32 <Brunius> Yes
41:35 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
41:36 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=1] 10; 2d6: [2d6=5,4] 9
41:38 <Brunius> 9 would hit touch :S
41:41 <Brunius> He dies
41:49 <Buck> shoot #4
41:52 <Brunius> Roll it
41:52 <Buck> !roll 1d20-3
41:53 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20-3: [1d20=9] 6
41:59 <Brunius> miss
42:15 <Brunius> End turn?
42:22 <Brunius> Mytiazair's turn
42:25 <Mytiazair> hmmm
42:29 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+11 knowledge
42:31 <diebot> Mytiazair, knowledge: [1d20=7] 18
42:38 <Brunius> It's a giant moray eel
42:47 <Mytiazair> does it have a racial bonus to CMB to grapple?
43:00 <Brunius> No
43:08 <Brunius> At least, it's not listed here if it does
43:16 <Mytiazair> ok
43:48 <Mytiazair> attempt to escape the pin
43:58 <Brunius> That's opposed CMB, right?
44:01 <Mytiazair> nope
44:01 <Mort-> cmd
44:07 <Mytiazair> escape artist vs CMD
44:11 <Brunius> Roll it then
44:20 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+12 escape artist
44:21 <diebot> Mytiazair, escape artist: [1d20=20] 32
44:25 <Mort-> (wish yhydar aws here..)
44:29 <Brunius> Gets it
44:30 <Brunius> Easily
44:31 <Mort-> hydra I mean
44:40 <Mytiazair> hmmm
44:49 <Mytiazair> what actions do I have remaining?
45:13 <Soren> move
45:27 <Mytiazair> hmmm
45:36 <Brunius> Yeah move as far as I can tell
45:50 <Mytiazair> move east, acrobatics to avoid AoO
45:57 <Brunius> How far east?
46:04 <Mytiazair> 25'
46:13 <Brunius> That's impassable terrain
46:19 <Brunius> Unless you're going up a level
46:38 <Mytiazair> then say to R14
46:47 <Brunius> Roll it
46:56 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
46:57 <diebot> Mytiazair, acrobatics: [1d20=7] 15
47:01 <Mytiazair> I'll reroll that
47:03 <Brunius> Against CMD?
47:07 <Brunius> Go ahead
47:09 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+8 reroll acrobatics
47:10 <diebot> Mytiazair, reroll acrobatics: [1d20=10] 18
47:12 <Mytiazair> yeah
47:15 <Mort-> against cmd
47:23 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+147 AOO
47:23 <diebot> Brunius, AOO: [1d20=9] 156
47:28 <Brunius> whoops
47:33 <Brunius> That's a 23
47:42 <Mytiazair> hits
48:21 <Brunius> !throw 2d6+11
48:21 <diebot> Brunius, 2d6+11: [2d6=2,2] 15
48:26 <Mytiazair> ok
48:36 * Mytiazair is looking rather seriously wounded
48:41 <Brunius> And as part of that, he makes a grapple attempt
48:57 <Mytiazair> I'll grab a snake's tongue out of my spell component pouch
49:05 <Brunius> Man this is a nasty mob
49:09 <Brunius> Remind me to add some
49:14 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+14
49:14 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+14: [1d20=15] 29
49:19 <Brunius> Arrr
49:20 <Mytiazair> ok
49:31 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
49:49 <Brunius> I believe so
50:09 <Mort-> 2 south
50:32 <Mort-> (I dont have one..I ran out of stuff I can do to them)
50:46 <Mort-> range touch attack
50:49 <Mort-> on 4
50:54 <Mort-> acid splash
50:56 <Mort-> what penalties do I take
51:09 <Mort-> aim for the back of him
51:12 <Mort-> I cant use alot of my stuff..
51:15 <Mort-> or wait a bit
51:43 <Mort-> myz is next to the guy?
51:46 <Mort-> argh
51:48 <Mort-> this is a problem
52:17 <Mort-> hrm
52:41 <Mort-> nevermind
52:42 <Mort-> delay
52:51 <Mort-> stay where I am delay
52:57 <Mort-> I cant kill him
53:03 <Mort-> I dont have anything to kill him wiht save acid splash
53:08 <Mort-> I can do 2 south
53:11 <Mort-> and shoot at him
53:15 <Mort-> thats about hte best I can do
53:18 <Mort-> nothing that can be used
53:19 <Mort-> in this
53:28 <Mort-> (glitterdust)
53:34 <Mort-> (hideous laughter)
53:41 <Mort-> no it doesnt I tried..
53:46 <Mort-> shoot at 4
53:50 <Mort-> it wont stop being grappled
53:53 <Mort-> using a longbow
54:04 <Mort-> only 2..
54:06 <Mort-> and nevermind about it
54:08 <Mort-> I choose not to
54:21 <Mort-> Ill take it
54:22 <Artimus> -10 to shoot with longbow
54:30 <Mort-> !throw 1d20-5
54:30 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20-5: [1d20=20] 15
54:34 <Mort-> 1 for bless
54:48 <Mort-> !throw 1d20-5
54:49 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20-5: [1d20=20] 15
54:53 <Brunius> Nice
55:00 <Mort-> !throw 3#1d8
55:00 <diebot> Mort-, 3#1d8: [1d8=1] 1, [1d8=2] 2, [1d8=4] 4
55:15 <Brunius> Right
55:17 <Mort-> longbow
55:19 <Mort-> but ahh wellz
55:29 <Brunius> Hitomi's turn
55:46 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM4
55:47 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM4: [1d20=19] 32
55:49 <Brunius> Dies
56:09 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8+15
56:10 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d8+15: [1d8=8] 23
56:23 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+13 BAM3
56:24 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM3: [1d20=13] 26
56:26 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8+15
56:27 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d8+15: [1d8=4] 19
56:43 <Brunius> Didn't CA just won't cooperate
57:02 <Brunius> He tales piercing damage then
57:03 <Brunius> Oskar?
57:16 <Brunius> s/tales/takes
57:21 <Oskar> 3w
58:16 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+7 swwim
58:17 <diebot> Oskar, swwim: [1d20=20] 27
58:30 <Oskar> 1w
58:35 <Oskar> 1sw
58:46 <Oskar> @bowpb
58:46 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=5] 20; damage1: [1d8=7] 12; attack2: [1d20=17] 27; damage2: [1d8=7] 12
59:06 <Oskar> 12pts
59:07 <Brunius> Bope
59:09 <Oskar> end turn
59:10 <Brunius> It misses
59:14 <Brunius> Nope even
59:30 <Brunius> It's Artimus turn
59:33 <Brunius> 19 didn't hit
00:00 <Artimus> I pull out my rod of reach
00:09 <Artimus> and cast cure serious wounds on Mytiazair
00:11 <Brunius> pulling out the big guns
00:17 <Brunius> Roll it
00:18 <Artimus> !roll 3d8+5
00:18 <dicebot> Artimus, 3d8+5: [3d8=2,6,4] 17
00:23 <Artimus> end turn
00:36 <Brunius> He's looking significantly better
00:51 <Brunius> It's Soren's turn
00:54 <Soren> 5' step sw
00:56 <Soren> !roll 1d20+7+1 pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC
00:57 <dicebot> Soren, pounds the sexiness from the creature with his magically shod tip at AC: [1d20=14] 22
01:13 <Soren> !roll 1d8+8 points of damage
01:13 <dicebot> Soren, points of damage: [1d8=5] 13
01:13 <Brunius> incl bless?
01:17 <Artimus> that includes bless
01:22 <Brunius> Misses then
01:50 <Brunius> It's #3's turn
02:05 <Brunius> He don't like this at all, and tries to bite
02:10 <Brunius> !rng Hitomi Soren
02:10 <diebot> Brunius, Hitomi
02:20 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+13 Bitey!
02:20 <diebot> Brunius, Bitey!: [1d20=9] 22
02:24 <Brunius> Missing!
02:30 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
03:09 <Brunius> If you guys want to
03:15 <Soren> 3am here
03:21 <Brunius> Jeez
03:27 <Brunius> Fast forward
03:33 <Mort-> there will be probably
03:34 <Brunius> !rng 1 2 3 4 5
03:34 <diebot> Brunius, 1
03:36 <Brunius> No
03:37 <Brunius> IT isn't
03:38 <Brunius> :S
03:41 <Soren> wow
03:49 <Brunius> Don't think so
04:03 <Brunius> Buck, Oskar, you lose 1 unit of ammunition each
04:06 <Brunius> 47 atm
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04:24 <Brunius> This is the last map
04:40 <Artimus> we'll look around
04:43 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
04:43 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=3] 15
04:45 <Artimus> "Anyone need any healing?"
04:46 <Mort-> any potions?
04:47 <Mytiazair> @see
04:48 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=20] 35
04:51 <Mort-> "Not I"
04:56 <Artimus> I'll channel energy twice
04:58 <Artimus> !roll 6d6
04:59 <dicebot> Artimus, 6d6: [6d6=3,3,4,2,1,1] 14
05:03 <Mytiazair> "I would appreciate some. Do you want to borrow my wand?"
05:10 <Oskar> cheers 40/40
05:15 <Buck> 55/63
05:25 <Artimus> I'll do another
05:27 <Artimus> !roll 3d6
05:27 <dicebot> Artimus, 3d6: [3d6=2,1,5] 8
05:34 <Buck> 63/63
05:43 <Mytiazair> I'll play around with my wand
05:48 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+5 UMD
05:50 <diebot> Mytiazair, UMD: [1d20=18] 23
05:51 <Buck> we get a sample
05:54 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d8+1
05:55 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
05:56 <Brunius> Skumn
06:03 <Brunius> Heal, Buck
06:09 <Artimus> I'll aid
06:11 <Oskar> and i
06:13 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+13 aid
06:14 <dicebot> Artimus, aid: [1d20=7] 20
06:18 <Oskar> !throw 1d20+1 heal aid
06:18 <diebot> Oskar, heal aid: [1d20=6] 7
06:22 <Brunius> You get a pretty nice sample
06:25 <Buck> !roll 1d20+13
06:26 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+13: [1d20=11] 24
06:29 <Artimus> cool
06:41 <Brunius> Going up the stairs?
06:43 <Buck> yep
06:45 <Artimus> we'll move on up the stairs
06:47 <Mytiazair> sure
06:49 <Mort-> "Mytiazair - do you want me to show you how to use that wand?"
06:50 <Mytiazair> stealthy
06:58 <Mytiazair> "It worked when I used it"
07:10 * Mytiazair casts Greater Invisibility on Hitomi
07:40 * Mytiazair casts Enlarge Person on Hitomi 
08:01 <Brunius> Going up?
08:04 <Mort-> I give my rapier
08:04 <Brunius> Roll stealth
08:05 <Mort-> to Hitomi
08:06 <Mort-> just in case
08:08 <Artimus> yeah
08:12 <Artimus> I'm not stealthing
08:13 <Soren> No thanks.
08:14 <Mort-> I gave him the rapier
08:15 <Mort-> I try
08:15 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2
08:16 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
08:16 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+3
08:17 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
08:22 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+15
08:22 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 sneak
08:23 <diebot> Mort-, sneak: [1d20=1] 4
08:23 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+15: [1d20=1] 16
09:08 * Hitomi drinks haste
09:08 <Mytiazair> cast haste?
09:15 * Mytiazair casts Haste on everyone
09:24 * Hitomi spits it back into the bottle
09:27 <Soren> up we go.
09:38 <Brunius> ha
09:53 <Brunius> Marching order?
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09:57 <Mytiazair> second
10:00 <Mytiazair> hidden
10:05 <Artimus> I'll go fourth
10:09 <Mort-> 5th
10:12 <Soren> 3rd
10:12 <Mytiazair> shove me at the back
10:55 <Brunius> That alright for everyone?
11:03 <Artimus> sure
11:06 <Mytiazair> great
11:06 <Artimus> what did we encounter
11:27 <Brunius> We coulda had it alllll
11:30 <Brunius> Rolling in the deeeeep
11:45 <Brunius> Here sits Dargo Mar along with the ghost of Vaydren 
11:45 <Brunius> Lasar. Cursed for his theft and abuse of  The Sniper, 
11:45 <Brunius> Vaydren, along with his crew, is eternally damned to 
11:45 <Brunius> guard this watery tomb until the statue is returned to 
11:45 <Brunius> someone who will honor it. Skeletons of long-dead sailors 
11:45 <Brunius> litter the floor, gathered and placed here by Vaydren. 
11:45 <Brunius> Three sunrods lie in various corners of the room, filling 
11:45 <Brunius> it with a pale yellow glow (dim light).
11:50 <Brunius> Initatives!
11:58 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+3 init
11:58 <diebot> Hitomi, init: [1d20=15] 18
11:59 <Mytiazair> @init
12:00 <diebot> Mytiazair, initiative: [1d20=4] 10
12:01 <Mort-> !@init
12:03 <Soren> !roll 1d20
12:03 <dicebot> Soren, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
12:04 <Oskar> @init
12:04 <diebot> Oskar, initiative: [1d20=11] 16
12:05 <Brunius> !throw 1d20 Dargo; 1d20+7 Vaydren
12:05 <diebot> Brunius, Dargo: [1d20=2] 2; Vaydren: [1d20=11] 18
12:05 <Mort-> @init
12:05 <diebot> Mort-, init: [1d20=4] 7
12:06 <Artimus> !roll 1d20 initiative
12:07 <dicebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=9] 9
12:13 <Buck> @init
12:14 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=18] 23
12:38 <Mytiazair> Buck Vaydren Hitomi Oskar Soren Mytiazair Artimus Mort- Dargo
12:46 <Mort-> Dargo is living or?
12:47 <Mort-> not?
12:56 <Mort-> (urm if hes sitting under water..)
13:01 <Mort-> (I doubt it)
13:07 <Brunius> It's Buck's turn
13:13 <Brunius> Dargo is a human
13:19 <Artimus> are they undead
13:22 <Brunius> Vaydren looks a lot like the last undead you encountered
13:42 <Buck> shooting dargo
13:47 <Brunius> Using what LoS?
14:16 <Brunius> gogo
14:33 <Brunius> No movement, you were all there before hitomi went up
14:55 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
14:56 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
15:11 <Brunius> NOpe
15:11 <Artimus> +1 for bless
15:14 <Brunius> nope
15:20 <Soren> haste +1
15:20 <Buck> !roll 1d20+2
15:21 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
15:23 <Brunius> nope
15:26 <Buck> !roll 1d20+3
15:26 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
15:34 <Brunius> nope
15:40 <Brunius> nope
15:41 <Artimus> so 17 doesn't hit touch?
15:43 <Artimus> that's a lot of touch
15:46 <Artimus> flat-footed touch
15:54 <Brunius> Flat Footed touch it hits
15:56 <Brunius> No distance
16:02 <Brunius> There is no distance
16:04 <Brunius> This is air
16:09 <Brunius> block text?
16:15 <Brunius> Er, it wasn't there
16:16 <Brunius> Whoops
16:22 <Brunius> It's all air here
16:25 <Brunius> Hits
16:38 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
16:38 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=1] 10; 2d6: [2d6=5,1] 6
16:39 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=7] 16; 2d6: [2d6=2,1] 3
16:39 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=11] 20; 2d6: [2d6=5,6] 11
16:55 <Artimus> 66 damage
17:01 <Brunius> 66 damage? Nope
17:03 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
17:03 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
17:12 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
17:13 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=5] 14; 2d6: [2d6=2,2] 4
17:18 <Artimus> 84 damage
17:21 <Artimus> assuming it's evil
17:29 <Brunius> Ouch
17:34 <Artimus> 60 if it's not
17:42 <Brunius> This guy gets knocked back by the sheer volume of bullets
17:47 <Artimus> ha
17:47 <Brunius> It's his turn
17:50 <Artimus> "This is my boomstick"
18:14 <Brunius> Take a will save
18:20 <Mytiazair> spellcraft?
18:21 <Buck> !roll 1d20+5
18:21 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
18:32 <Artimus> +1 versus fear!
18:34 <Brunius> rrrgh
18:39 <Brunius> Please hold
19:13 <Soren> union rules
19:39 <Brunius> What's the spell save DC like?
19:48 <Artimus> 10+spell_level+caster_stat_mod
19:50 <Brunius> Yeah you fail bro
19:55 <Mytiazair> spellcraft?
20:01 <Mytiazair> (verbal component?
20:12 <Brunius> It's a supernature ability
20:14 <Mort-> sla probably
20:15 <Mytiazair> oh
20:16 <Mytiazair> fun
20:18 <Brunius> supernatural evne
20:21 <Brunius> EVEN
20:22 <Brunius> GR
20:38 <Brunius> Your life force gets shifted out of your body.
20:54 <Brunius> The ghost now has your body
21:08 <Brunius> It doesn't
21:13 <Brunius> The one redeeming thing
21:24 <Brunius> You're carrying a rapier?
21:33 <Mort-> how do you unpossess someone..
21:34 <Mort-> good point
21:42 <Mytiazair> Magic Circle
21:50 <Brunius> You're not killed then possessed
21:53 <Mytiazair> I can cast it in 15 minutes and six seconds
21:58 <Brunius> It's like magic jar yo
22:15 <Brunius> It's effectively magic jar
22:27 <Brunius> Yeah, it is
22:36 <Brunius> Vaydren isn't there at the moment
22:47 <Brunius> He merges with buck's body
23:07 <Brunius> Don't think so
23:09 <Mort-> (I have protection from evil..)
23:13 <Brunius> Do your worst!
23:13 <Soren> Move closer.
23:15 <Mytiazair> that works, Mort- 
23:19 <Soren> Keeps him from 5' out of range
23:23 <Brunius> Yeah get out of the doorway
23:26 <Soren> Then he can do stuff, probably.
23:44 <Brunius> For?
23:49 <Brunius> bless?
23:55 <Brunius> str bonus?
23:58 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+15 DAM
23:58 <diebot> Hitomi, DAM: [1d20=2] 17
24:19 <Brunius> Miss
24:29 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+10 DAM
24:30 <diebot> Hitomi, DAM: [1d20=4] 14
24:32 <Brunius> Miss
24:40 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+15 DAM
24:41 <diebot> Hitomi, DAM: [1d20=8] 23
24:44 <Brunius> Hit
24:48 <Jumpy142> you guys are *still* going?
24:53 <Brunius> Yeah
25:03 <Brunius> I am never DMing a 5-9 again
25:04 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8+17
25:04 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d8+17: [1d8=8] 25
25:09 <Jumpy142> lol
25:15 <Mort-> 1d8 becomes..
25:24 <Hitomi> !throw 2d6+17
25:24 <diebot> Hitomi, 2d6+17: [2d6=3,2] 22
25:26 <Mort-> yeah
25:38 <Brunius> haha, no.
26:19 <Brunius> Oskar's turn
26:28 <Oskar> move w
26:38 <Oskar> 20 to the stairs
26:43 <Brunius> That's where Buck is
26:57 <Oskar> put me back and i'll delay
27:00 <Soren> Haste adds 30' movement
27:29 <Mytiazair> or doubles, whichever is less
27:46 <Oskar> delay
27:51 <Brunius> Soren's turn
28:01 <Soren> Is he flatfootetd?
28:03 <Brunius> ha
28:04 <Soren> Buck?
28:09 <Artimus> Buck's moved
28:09 <Brunius> I'd say so
28:14 <Soren> Bull rush
28:19 <Brunius> But the ghost hasn't
28:21 <Soren> !roll 1d20+8
28:21 <dicebot> Soren, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
28:27 <Brunius> Against CMD?
28:30 <Soren> Yep.
28:32 <Brunius> Buck, what's your CMD?
28:33 <Mytiazair> did Hitomi take into account invisibility?
28:35 <Soren> Buck, out of the way.
28:41 <Buck> 21
28:43 <Artimus> does that include +1 bless
28:43 <Hitomi> i did not
28:46 <Artimus> and +1 haste
28:50 <Soren> 21 exactly
29:04 <Brunius> Make it
29:11 <Brunius> How far back?
29:23 <Mort-> they made him invisible
29:25 <Mort-> for a joke
29:25 <Soren> Checking.
29:30 <Soren> Go to next guy?
29:35 <Brunius> Oskar?
29:40 <Soren> 5' back.
29:41 <Oskar> move west
29:48 <Oskar> and tumble past
30:11 <Soren> Someone threaten Dargo.
30:19 <Soren> 30' extra movement with haste. 
30:34 <Oskar> j7
30:47 <Oskar> 2n
30:58 <Oskar> @bowpb
30:58 <diebot> Oskar, attack1: [1d20=8] 23; damage1: [1d8=6] 11; attack2: [1d20=8] 18; damage2: [1d8=5] 10
31:09 <Brunius> Hits
31:10 <Oskar> !throw 2d6
31:10 <diebot> Oskar, 2d6: [2d6=5,5] 10
31:12 <Oskar> 21
31:15 <Oskar> end turn
31:25 <Brunius> Mytiazair's turn
31:33 <Mytiazair> can I see anything "wrong" with Buck?
31:50 <Soren> projectile vomiting.
31:51 <Brunius> Other than the fact that a spirit has just merged with his body?
31:54 <Soren> head is spinning.
31:55 <Mytiazair> did I see that?
31:57 <Soren> the usual.
31:59 <Brunius> Yes
33:05 <Mytiazair> I cast persistent /suggestion/ on Buck, with the suggestion "fire 100 rounds at the roof". 
33:16 <Mytiazair> I think this is a "extremely reasonable suggestion
33:33 <Brunius> He thinks "what's a round?"
33:43 <Brunius> It's Artimus' turn
33:56 <Artimus> I'll move to K6
34:12 <Artimus> and cast hold person on buck
34:13 <Mytiazair> if there are two opposing control effects, isn't it opposed charisma or something?
34:23 <Brunius> Possibly
34:55 <Brunius> Yep
35:12 <Oskar> @see
35:13 <diebot> Oskar, perception: [1d20=18] 26
35:19 <Oskar> brunius can i see a statue?
35:20 <Artimus> DC 16 will save for hold person
35:26 <Oskar> the sniper i mean
35:28 <Brunius> Nope
35:30 <Oskar> k
36:02 <Brunius> Mekkis: I'm gonna go for caster level checks if you can't find a ruling
36:38 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+5 Will
36:38 <diebot> Brunius, Will: [1d20=10] 15
36:45 <Brunius> Fails the will save in any case
36:46 <Mytiazair> can't seem to find one here
36:57 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+7 caster level check (add +4 if dealing with SR)
36:58 <diebot> Mytiazair, caster level check (add +4 if dealing with SR): [1d20=4] 11
37:05 <Brunius> That's a 15
37:14 <Brunius> Caster level is 1d20+caster level?
37:17 <Mytiazair> yeah
37:19 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+10
37:19 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+10: [1d20=16] 26
37:36 <Brunius> It's Mort-'s turn
37:40 <Artimus> is Buck held
37:46 <Brunius> Yep
37:48 <Mort-> he is
37:48 <Artimus> okay
38:00 <Mort-> run to K9
38:09 <Mort-> well not run
38:13 <Mort-> as in move to K9
38:15 <Brunius> Ok
38:26 <Mort-> metamagic persistent glitterdust on D
38:32 <Mort-> dc 19 wihtout hitting allies
38:35 <Brunius> Two fort saves?
38:38 <Mytiazair> will
38:42 <Mort-> will
38:51 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+12
38:52 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+12: [1d20=6] 18, [1d20=11] 23
38:56 <Mort-> failed 1..
38:58 <Mort-> oooooops
39:01 <Brunius> He da blinded
39:17 <Brunius> >?blinded
39:22 <Mytiazair> <?blinded
39:23 <Brunius> >?Blinded
39:24 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight)
39:24 <diebot> automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to
39:24 <diebot> these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
39:38 <Brunius> Dargo's
39:46 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+12
39:47 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+12: [1d20=19] 31
39:51 <Mort-> another time
39:52 <Brunius> He's Airk's mate
39:53 <Mort-> if youre trying to break it
39:58 <Brunius> He's Airk's mate
39:59 <Brunius> !throw 1d20+12
40:00 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+12: [1d20=17] 29
40:02 <Mort-> break
40:04 <Brunius> He's unblinded!
40:10 <Brunius> But it's the end of his turn
40:11 <Brunius> Buck's turn
40:15 <Brunius> But he's out of here!
40:30 <Brunius> It's the ghost's turn
40:41 <Brunius> He draw's Buck's rapier and stabs Soren
40:51 <Brunius> Ah yeah
40:56 <Brunius> Derpbrain
41:09 <Brunius> The ghost fades back into existence
41:21 <Brunius> And attempts for Soren!
41:25 <Brunius> Will save pl0x
41:42 <Soren> !roll 1d20+8 thinks about baseball and saves for DC
41:42 <dicebot> Soren, thinks about baseball and saves for DC: [1d20=12] 20
43:01 <Brunius> It's a huge save
43:11 <Soren> +2 if spell effect ; dwarf thing
43:20 <Brunius> Like 29
43:23 <Brunius> I think
43:24 <Mort-> lol
43:29 <Mort-> a DWARF pally
43:56 <Brunius> It's Hitomi's turn
44:03 <Brunius> Buck, you're back in your body
44:43 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+19 BAM drago
44:43 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM drago: [1d20=10] 29
44:51 <Brunius> Hits
45:01 <Hitomi> !throw 2d6+18
45:02 <diebot> Hitomi, 2d6+18: [2d6=2,4] 24
45:10 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+14 BAM drago
45:11 <Buck> "What the!"
45:11 <diebot> Hitomi, BAM drago: [1d20=18] 32
45:17 <Hitomi> !throw 2d6+18
45:17 <diebot> Hitomi, 2d6+18: [2d6=5,2] 25
45:22 <Brunius> Drago falls
45:23 <Hitomi> 49 piercing damage
46:47 <Hitomi> Buck Vaydren Hitomi Oskar Soren Mytiazair Artimus Mort- Dargo
46:47 <Oskar> ready action to attack ghostie
47:17 <Brunius> It's Mytiazair's turn
47:27 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+11 What do I know about ghosts?
47:28 <diebot> Mytiazair, What do I know about ghosts?: [1d20=4] 15
47:33 <Brunius> Not much.
47:42 <Brunius> Anything else you want to do?
47:46 <Brunius> You don't even know what this thing is
48:03 <Brunius> Yes
48:12 <Mytiazair> hideous laughter Soren
48:17 <Mytiazair> persistent
48:23 <Brunius> Will, is it?
48:28 <Mytiazair> DC21
48:31 <Mytiazair> roll twice
48:33 <Soren> !roll 1d20+10 thinks about baseball and saves for DC
48:33 <dicebot> Soren, thinks about baseball and saves for DC: [1d20=16] 26
48:34 <Mytiazair> take lowest
48:36 <Soren> !roll 1d20+10 thinks about baseball and saves for DC
48:36 <dicebot> Soren, thinks about baseball and saves for DC: [1d20=3] 13
48:37 <Brunius> !throw 2#1d20+8
48:37 <diebot> Brunius, 2#1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22, [1d20=7] 15
48:49 <Brunius> Fairly sure the saves don't stay with the body
48:55 <Brunius> Only fort
48:56 <Mytiazair> move action: 
49:01 <Brunius> And reflex
49:23 <Mytiazair> I want to move to J7
49:52 <Mytiazair> then end turn
50:03 <Brunius> IT's Artimus' turn
50:12 <Artimus> I'll use a standard action to dismiss the hold on Buck
50:15 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+5 religion
50:15 <dicebot> Artimus, religion: [1d20=15] 20
50:16 <Artimus> for the ghost
50:19 <Artimus> do I know what it is
50:36 <Brunius> It's a ghost!
50:44 <Artimus> do I know about the possess ability
51:12 <Artimus> I want to look around for either the Sniper or a possible receptacle for souls
51:13 <Brunius> p15 of "Sniper in the Deep", Paizo Publishing :P
51:17 <Artimus> !roll 1d20+12 perception
51:17 <dicebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=8] 20
51:28 <Artimus> and then end turn
51:30 <Brunius> There's a chest
51:34 <Brunius> Near Dargo
51:48 <Artimus> if the looking around isn't a movement
51:50 <Artimus> I'll move over to it
52:03 <Artimus> then end turn
52:12 <Brunius> Mort-?
52:14 <Artimus> "Wonder if this chest might have the Sniper in it? Or might be where this guy is putting the souls!"
52:27 <Mort-> pull out protection from evil from myz's haversack and cast it on myself
52:59 <Mort-> 5ft step to be next to mek
53:01 <Mort-> before that
53:42 <Brunius> divine grave
53:53 <Brunius> grace even
54:01 <Soren> I'm not in my body at the moment.
54:01 <Mort-> (his god should forgive him..)
54:07 <Mort-> (not as if he could..do anything)
54:22 <Brunius> It's Dargo's turn
54:34 <Brunius> !throw 1d20-5
54:35 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20-5: [1d20=2] -3
54:44 <Brunius> Buck's turn
55:12 <Oskar> "tie him up!"
55:29 <Mort-> you could ready an action though
55:30 <Mort-> to ..
55:44 <Mort-> shoot the ghostie
55:45 <Buck> move to G9
56:10 <Buck> ready to target the ghost's torso
56:12 <Soren> I'm not in my body at the moment.
56:42 <Brunius> The ghost's like "Dude, I'm outta here."
56:49 <Brunius> Unmerging from Soren
56:58 <Brunius> Readied actions?
57:05 <Oskar> yeah i think i did first
57:07 <Buck> !roll 1d20+10
57:07 <dicebot> Buck, 1d20+10: [1d20=15] 25
57:10 <Brunius> dies
57:14 <Mort-> ahhh
57:18 <Buck> !roll 1d12+9; 2d6
57:19 <dicebot> Buck, 1d12+9: [1d12=8] 17; 2d6: [2d6=1,4] 5
57:27 <Brunius> dies
57:35 <Artimus> we open the chest
57:36 <Buck> loot
57:39 <Artimus> and get the sniper
57:40 <Artimus> and end game !
57:46 <Mytiazair> search chest for traps
57:53 <Brunius> Dargo was carrying a cloak, half plate and a shortsword
57:53 <Mort-> Anything in the chest? and stuff
57:54 <Brunius> This is it
57:56 <Mort-> k
57:58 <Mytiazair> @3see
57:59 <diebot> Mytiazair, perception: [1d20=15] 30, [1d20=4] 19, [1d20=13] 28
58:06 <Brunius> No traps on the chest
58:07 <Mytiazair> walk 30' away from the chest
58:10 <Mytiazair> unlock it
58:13 <Oskar> hey thanks brunius - tough game to dm and all that
58:14 <Brunius> Roll it
58:15 <Mort-> kill dargo
58:16 <Mort-> also
58:17 <Mytiazair> !throw 1d20+14
58:18 <diebot> Mytiazair, 1d20+14: [1d20=20] 34
58:21 <Mort-> can we?
58:21 <Brunius> It's open
58:23 <Artimus> I stabilize Dargo
58:24 <Brunius> The sniper is there
58:25 <Mort-> or not
58:25 <Mytiazair> open the chest
58:27 <Brunius> You're all heros
58:37 <Artimus> Mort-: good-aligned cleric, can't let you kill him
58:39 <Mort-> k
58:45 <Mort-> thanks bru
58:51 <Oskar> cheers brun cheers all
59:02 <Brunius> If the PCs recover  The Sniper, Hestram is very pleased, 
59:03 <Brunius> though he expresses it with only a grunt. 
59:03 <Mort-> I need to go off really soon..
59:03 <Mort-> hehe
59:16 Oskar is now known as tristen
59:23 <Brunius> There's more stuff but it's irrelevant, since Mytiazair isn't insisting
59:29 Buck is now known as Avatar
59:39 Hitomi is now known as Mort0
59:40 <Mort-> I think I only got 1
59:41 * Mort- shrugs
59:48 Mort0 is now known as Thelen
59:49 <Mort-> but we see how it goes
59:59 Soren is now known as Freelancer
00:01 <Mort-> no objections to that really..sort of have to scoooot pretty soon
00:07 <Mort-> my god. scary as hell..
00:27 <Brunius> Mort- could also insist, for the rest of the conclusion
00:49 <Brunius> They have a faction mission
00:55 <Brunius> That's mentioned in the conclusion
01:12 <Brunius> What's everyone's deity
01:16 <Artimus> Sarenrae
01:18 <Avatar> none
01:20 <Freelancer> 4am. do i need to be here?
01:35 <Brunius> If the PCs recover  The Sniper, Hestram is very pleased, 
01:35 <Brunius> though he expresses it with only a grunt. If the PCs know 
01:35 <Brunius> where Airk Jarigan’s remains are but have yet to recover 
01:35 <Brunius> them, Hestram insists that they do so immediately. PCs 
01:35 <Brunius> of the Andoran faction will want to free Vaydren from his 
01:35 <Brunius> torment—have them make a DC 20 Knowledge (religion) 
01:35 <Brunius> check. If they succeed, inform them that having a cleric 
01:35 <Brunius> of Erastil bless The Sniper will release Vaydren from his 
01:35 <Brunius> torment. Otherwise, they’ll need to guess how to free 
01:35 <Brunius> Vaydren—killing him doesn’t free him.
01:45 <Mort-> oh yes
01:46 <Mort-> please :D
01:47 <Freelancer> that god of fertility, inebriation, and music...
01:49 <Mort-> sorry I went to the loo
01:54 <Brunius> Freelancer, leave an email with me and I'll send you your chronicle tomorrow
02:09 <Mort-> k
02:12 <Brunius> phew
02:12 <Mort-> do I get to or not
02:18 <Mort-> I didnt do it
02:23 <Brunius> Mekkis did it
02:24 <Mort-> becuase i misred the whole thing, which is fine by me
02:25 <Brunius> So you're fine
02:25 <Mort-> k
02:29 <Mort-> lol
02:33 <Artimus> Brunius: was the eel what we needed for our faction mission
02:35 <Mytiazair> way to blow my faction :)
02:37 <Mort-> obviously I did an epic screwup again :P
02:57 <Brunius> you needed the humanoids
03:01 Freelancer is now known as Freelancer_offline
03:04 <Artimus> errr
03:07 <Artimus> did you tell us they were aquatic
03:09 <Artimus> you told us they were human
03:19 <Thelen> what CR level was this encounter?
03:26 <Brunius> I thought that's who you were taking the skin samples from
03:32 <Brunius> Thelen: The last one?
03:33 <Artimus> if they were aquatic, then yeah
03:36 <Thelen> yus
03:38 <Mort-> heh Ill be off now?
03:42 <Mort-> sort of need to run
03:43 <Mort-> bb later
03:43 <Avatar> well we were planning on taking skin samples from all of them aquatic creatures
03:45 <Brunius> Dargo is 9, Vaydren also 9
03:51 <Thelen> cool
03:52 <Artimus> so CR 11
03:52 * Brunius removes voice from Artimus
03:54 <Avatar> but not if they were human
03:56 * Brunius removes voice from Avatar
04:01 * Brunius removes voice from Freelancer_offline
04:02 Artimus is now known as Ballig
04:03 * Brunius removes voice from Mekkis_
04:04 Mort- has quit (Quit: )
04:09 * Brunius removes voice from Thelen
04:13 * Brunius removes voice from tristen
04:29 <Ballig> how much gold do we get for that tier
04:40 <Mekkis_> Thank you very much for that Brunius 
04:46 <Mekkis_> it must have been really hard to run
04:51 <Avatar> yeah
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04:58 <Mekkis_> I really do appreciate your efforts
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05:38 <Thelen> even though *your* efforts make his efforts harder :P
05:44 <Thelen> thanks Brunius matey
05:57 <Brunius> 5874 for this tier
06:03 <Thelen> sweeeeeeeet
06:07 <Mekkis_> we're all somewhat responsible for that
06:10 <Brunius> Ballig: Mind putting the chronicle on the site?
06:37 <Mekkis_> Brunius, Mort and I will need to do fill the "items bought" section with pretty fine writing
06:40 <Thelen> Mekkis sneaking off and threatening to tell on us isn't all of us :P
06:44 <Brunius> :S
07:01 <Mekkis_> hey
07:09 <Mekkis_> at least that was working towards the mission
07:14 <Mekkis_> rather than COUNTER to it
07:19 <Ballig> Brunius: check that it's not already there
07:32 <Thelen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/aeon/aeon-pleroma  is pretty scary lol
09:22 <Brunius> Site seems to be lagging a lot more than normal
09:30 <Ballig> yeah I just noticed it lagging now
09:40 <Ballig> I notice no one's commented on the new logo
09:56 <Ballig> yeah Sniper in the Deep is already on the site
10:15 <Avatar> has that logo been there like an hour
10:24 <Avatar> I've had the site open
10:32 <Ballig> it's been there since last night when we were discussing it
10:33 <Brunius> I didn't notice it until now
10:33 <Ballig> maybe 1am
10:49 <Avatar> maybe I keep my tabs open longer than I thought
10:59 <Ballig> ha
11:06 <Avatar> no actually I'm pretty sure I checked the schedules this morning
11:48 <Ballig> might have been a cache thing
12:20 <Avatar> oh uh
12:23 <Avatar> was that negative level permanent?
12:51 <Ballig> Artimus is level 6 now
12:56 <Avatar> Buck is level 8 now
13:38 <Brunius> Negative levels can be dispelled by lesser restoration
13:46 <Mekkis_> lesser?
13:49 <Mekkis_> really?!
13:56 <Avatar> are you sure
13:56 <Brunius> Think so
14:00 <Brunius> I'll check
14:01 <Avatar> I don't think so
14:12 <Ballig> I think it's restoration, not lesser
14:27 <Brunius> yeah it is restoration
14:28 <Brunius> not lesser
14:30 <Ballig> Brunius: but it might depend on what kind of negative level it is. for example, reading Enervation you can see that some negative levels are temporary
14:33 <Ballig> and ccome back hours later
14:35 <Brunius> Not sure why I thought it was lesser
14:48 <Avatar> is it permanent or temporary
15:12 <Avatar> permanent means it'll cost some prestige, temporary means it's a condition on the chronicle
15:16 <Ballig> read energy drain in bestiary
15:21 <Thelen> yea
15:26 <Brunius> it's perm
15:31 <Ballig> 24 hours
15:32 <Brunius> Them's nasty buggers
15:34 <Ballig> it's not perm
15:39 <Ballig> not if it's regular bestiary spectre
15:44 <Brunius> Probably is
15:46 <Brunius> CR?
15:48 <Ballig> CR 7
16:01 <Brunius> LE Medium undead (incor)
16:02 <Brunius> ?
16:04 <Ballig> also there's a DC to resist it
16:06 <Ballig> yeah
16:14 <Brunius> kjafg
16:17 <Avatar> I think the difference is energy damage and energy drain
16:20 <Avatar> drain is permanent
16:21 <Brunius> Statblocks are not laid out very well
16:26 <Ballig> you just read the Energy Drain ability in bestiary
16:33 <Ballig> Negative levels remain until 24 
16:34 <Ballig> hours have passed or until they are removed with a spell, 
16:34 <Ballig> such as  restoration .
16:36 <Brunius> I don't have the bestiary
16:43 <Ballig> f a negative level is not removed 
16:43 <Ballig> before 24 hours have passed, the affected creature must 
16:43 <Ballig> attempt a Fortitude save (DC 10 + 1/2 draining creature’s 
16:43 <Ballig> racial HD + draining creature’s Cha modif ier; the exact 
16:43 <Ballig> DC is given in the creature’s descriptive text).
16:45 <Brunius> I should really get it
16:53 <Brunius> (IT's DC16)
17:04 <Ballig> On a 
17:05 <Ballig> success, the negative level goes away with no harm to 
17:05 <Ballig> the creature. On a failure, the negative level becomes 
17:05 <Ballig> permanent. A separate saving throw is required for each 
17:05 <Ballig> negative level.
18:26 <Ballig> restoration costs 380 gold
18:32 <Ballig> it's probably worthwhile if Thelen just does that
18:42 <Ballig> before it becomes a permanent negative level and costs him 1380
19:02 <Brunius> Yeah
19:16 <Ballig> 380 gold or 2 prestige
19:34 <Avatar> 4 prestige I think
19:53 <Brunius> 4 gold if it's to dispel a negative level
19:54 <Avatar> man
19:56 <Brunius> er
19:59 <Brunius> prestige
20:03 <Brunius> 4 prestige
20:03 <Avatar> 4 prestige per negative level
20:11 <Ballig> only if it's a permanent negative lvel
20:13 <Ballig> it's not permanent yet
20:14 <Avatar> yeah
20:19 <Ballig> it's only permanent if he waits 24 hours and fails the fort save
20:29 <Avatar> is this based on the bestiary spectre?
20:39 <Brunius> IT's the same spectre we think
20:59 <Avatar> does the scenario give a stat block
21:03 <Brunius> Yes
21:11 <Avatar> what's the ability say in the stat block
21:14 <Avatar> exact wording
21:35 <Brunius> "energy drain (2 levels, DC16)
21:36 <Brunius> "
21:52 <Brunius> That's what it says
22:04 <Ballig> it's the same as the bestiary spectre
22:09 <Ballig> what you need to do is check the bestiary energy drain
22:13 <Ballig> which is where the bestiary spectre links to
22:17 <Ballig> that's where it tells you how to deal with it
22:54 <Ballig> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/universal-monster-rules#TOC-Energy-Drain-Su-
22:56 <Ballig> that's what you need
24:01 <Avatar> looks to me like you get one save after 24 hours, and if you fail, it's permanent
24:15 <Ballig> right
24:19 <Ballig> so if you get a restoration before that, they go away
24:27 <Ballig> so if he gets a restoration now it'll cost him 380 gold or 2 prestige
24:36 <Ballig> if he waits 24 hours and risks the save and fails it, then he will be spending more
25:48 <Avatar> what is the 2 prestige for
26:00 <Avatar> oh right
26:03 <Ballig> because he can spend 2 prestige to get a restoration /instead of/ 380 gold
26:05 <Avatar> 4 for perm neg levels
26:06 <Ballig> if that's what he wanted to do
35:03 <Avatar> !roll 1d20+13
35:03 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20+13: [1d20=14] 27
35:17 <Avatar> day job guys
35:35 <Ballig> don't have one!
35:36 <Ballig> I am a bum!
35:39 <Avatar> sux
35:42 <Avatar> want some of my 50gp ?
35:51 <Brunius> Ballig, there's no section for a dayjob on the generator.
35:59 Brunius gives channel operator status to Ballig
36:03 * Brunius removes channel operator status from Brunius
36:05 <Ballig> yeah you just add it to gold earned
36:12 <Avatar> there's no section for it on a season <3 sheet
36:13 <Ballig> and maybe add "Day job +50 gp" in one of the items, but don't add a value
36:28 <Ballig> I thought you were saying "season heart sheet" for a minute
36:37 <Avatar> the internet has ruined you
41:42 <Mekkis_> !dayjob +8
41:44 <diebot> Mekkis_, Roll: 17 10gp
45:57 <Avatar> what did you guys think about that uptier
46:09 <Avatar> glad we did ? too scared to do it again ?
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48:18 <Ballig> it's okay with 6 people
51:42 <Avatar> 7
52:03 <Avatar> with 4 people I think we would have been dead
52:14 <Avatar> or close to it
52:43 <Avatar> on the other hand none of us fell unconscious, and we fast forwarded one encounter
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00:25 <Mekkis_> Avatar, I think the main issue was that some people weren't on-the-ball
00:35 <Mekkis_> Mort-, do you want to copy down Mytiazair's spellbook?
00:40 <Brunius> (Like Brunius)
00:50 <Mekkis_> Brunius, that's fine
00:58 <Mekkis_> you're playing like, 20 characters
01:12 <Mekkis_> a player should know how to play one character
01:24 <Avatar> who wasn't on the ball
01:38 <Mekkis_> tristen and Thelen, mainly...
01:51 <Avatar> with what
01:56 <Thelen> fuck off Mekkis
02:03 <Thelen> you arrogant little shit
02:11 <Mekkis_> you shouldn't need to spend 3 minutes working out how much damage your weapon does
02:12 <Thelen> just because we don't spend hours a day
02:25 <Ballig> and you shouldn't go AFK for 45 minutes in combat
02:29 <Thelen> yea asshole
02:35 <Ballig> especially without saying anything
02:47 <Ballig> people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
04:30 <Mort-> Yes
04:34 <Thelen> every game i've been with you theres been at least 15-30 minutes of u doing stupid things
04:40 <Thelen> like sneaking off and disabling traps
04:44 <Thelen> or reporting people to the guards
04:45 <Mort-> But later
04:55 <Thelen> taking 1 minute to make sure damage is right is hardly comparable
06:22 <Mekkis_> true. what I was doing was roleplay
06:33 <Ballig> I was actually referring to the combat where you got grappled
06:35 <Brunius> http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/demotivational-posters-dd-party.gif
06:37 <Ballig> and were gone for 45 minutes without saying anything
06:51 <Thelen> anyway, maybe you could compile the mess of rules into 1 place so it doesn't take so long
12:39 <Brunius> To sleep!
12:43 <Brunius> Night, amigos
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13:54 <Avatar> gg
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25:01 <Jumpy142> night, all
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25:23 <Thelen> ciao mate
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25:29 <dicebot> Haakan, Rapier assault!: [1d20=18] 23
25:47 <Haakan> !roll 2d6+2 Rapier Damage
25:47 <dicebot> Haakan, Rapier Damage: [2d6=3,4 Rapier Damage] 9
26:01 <Avatar> it's Klerik's turn
26:10 <Klerik> !roll 1d20+2 fly!
26:10 <dicebot> Klerik, fly!: [1d20=20] 22
26:13 <Klerik> !roll 1d20+2 fly!
26:13 <dicebot> Klerik, fly!: [1d20=3] 5
26:19 <Klerik> !roll 1d8
26:19 <dicebot> Klerik, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
26:33 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
26:42 <Hokubi> move 3W, NW, grapple 5!
27:15 <Hokubi> !roll 1d20+7 grab this fool
27:15 <dicebot> Hokubi, grab this fool: [1d20=15] 22
27:23 <Haakan> "Unleash the hump!"
27:50 <Avatar> it's Rabble's turn
27:56 <Rabble> "Die, damn you!"
27:59 <Rabble> !rnd hit miss
27:59 <dicebot> Rabble, random: miss
28:01 <Rabble> end turn
28:16 <Avatar> #4 attacks Hakan
28:54 <Avatar> ?grappled
28:54 <dicebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a -4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a -2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 10 + gr
28:54 <dicebot> appler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
29:56 <Avatar> it's Bork's turn
29:57 <Bork> 3W 2NW
30:40 <Bork> !roll 1d20+1 attk
30:41 <dicebot> Bork, attk: [1d20=18] 19
31:18 <Bork> !roll 1d8
31:18 <dicebot> Bork, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
31:29 <Bork> end
31:43 <Avatar> it's Hakan's turn
31:57 <Haakan> !roll 1d20+5 Rapier assault!
31:57 <dicebot> Haakan, Rapier assault!: [1d20=16] 21
32:04 <Haakan> "Die, die, die!"
32:12 <Haakan> !roll 1d6+1 Rapier Damage
32:12 <dicebot> Haakan, Rapier Damage: [1d6=1] 2
32:42 <Avatar> it's Klerik's turn
33:08 <Klerik> !roll 1d20+2 fly!
33:08 <dicebot> Klerik, fly!: [1d20=3] 5
33:54 <Avatar> it's Hokubi's turn
34:54 <Hokubi> !roll 1d20+10 pin him so rabble can actually hit
34:54 <dicebot> Hokubi, pin him so rabble can actually hit: [1d20=17] 27
35:01 <Hokubi> no movement
35:07 <Avatar> it's Rabble's turn
35:11 <Rabble> !rnd hit miss
35:12 <dicebot> Rabble, random: hit
35:18 <Rabble> @pa
35:18 <dicebot> Rabble, power attack: [1d20=12] 18; damage: [1d10=7] 17
35:21 <Rabble> "FUCK YOU! FUCKER!"
35:35 <Rabble> end turn
35:35 <Avatar> he falls unconscious
35:47 <Rabble> I kill him
35:55 <Rabble> "Fucker."
36:16 <Rabble> and then i say "Fire" in kelish
36:29 <Haakan> !roll 1d20+3 perc
36:29 <dicebot> Haakan, perc: [1d20=20] 23
36:57 <Bork> "hey guys, there was something about defending the flame before"
37:42 <Haakan> !roll 1d20+4 reflex
37:42 <dicebot> Haakan, reflex: [1d20=13] 17
37:55 <Haakan> "Suck it, Demon!"
37:59 <Rabble> I stab the chameleon again
38:10 <Rabble> and loot him
38:23 <Haakan> "It says Monkeyshit in the ancient tongue."
38:26 <Rabble> I inspect it
38:49 <Rabble> @see @Avatar
39:19 <Rabble> "It is finely crafted. But it would be shit in a fight."
39:22 <Rabble> I give it to Bork
39:33 * Bork takes it gratefully
40:10 <Haakan> "Where's my dagger?" Hakan looks around the room and retrieves his heroically thrown dagger.
40:16 <Rabble> we'll take the katana back
40:32 * Bork wants more lewt
40:43 <Klerik> "LETS BUGGER OFF HOME BITCHES
40:44 <Klerik> "
40:50 <Rabble> "Sounds good to me!"
41:01 <Bork> "I call a vote!"
41:11 <Hokubi> "Yes. We can go home."
41:19 <Bork> "awww :(
41:29 <Haakan> "I call a vote of no confidence in this dungeon."
42:23 <Rabble> "Get what you're given, jerk."
42:31 <Rabble> I seek out the Major and tell him how we killed an undead
42:31 * Bork growls
42:58 <Rabble> then we take the katana to amara li
44:01 <Haakan> "She begged us to help her but we killed her so hard."
44:06 <Bork> "I toasted that corpse!"
44:38 <Haakan> "Now what's the story on that bath?"
45:21 <Bork> I take the trade agreement to the shifty man
46:51 <Klerik> that ewas quciker than i thought
46:54 <Klerik> only 4 hrs?
46:57 <Avatar> pm me your character name, PFS#, faction
46:58 <Rabble> yeah
47:04 <Avatar> yeah that was quicker
47:07 <Mort-> Oh gosh
47:10 <Jumpy142> GG all
47:10 <Avatar> and roll a day job roll if you have them
47:43 <Doombunny> Victory!
48:10 <Doombunny> Hakan is unskilled labor at this point.
48:41 * Mort- is still sulking in a corner
48:44 <Jumpy142> how do I know if I've got a day job? it's profession, isn't it?
48:50 <Ballig> Mort-: you're not getting sympathy
48:50 <Avatar> craft, profession or perform
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48:59 <Ballig> even if you do remind us every half an hour that you're upset you couldn't play while you were at work
49:23 <Avatar> that's what you get for having a job !!
49:33 <Thelen> yea
49:38 <Thelen> be an unemployed bum like the rest of us
49:40 <Mort-> I didnt remind you every half h :(
49:45 <Ballig> I'm not unemployed
49:56 <Jumpy142> I've got craft(alchemy). what do I roll?
49:57 <Thelen> but u are a bum
50:01 <Thelen> 1d20
50:06 <Thelen> + skill
50:08 <Jumpy142> !roll 1d20+7
50:09 <dicebot> Jumpy142, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10
50:22 <Thelen> thats 5 for u
50:25 <Jumpy142> ok then
50:26 <Jumpy142> :D
50:37 <Thelen> minus my 1gp helper fee
50:42 <Jumpy142> D:
50:52 <Jumpy142> what's that? 1cp helper fee? ok
50:52 * Mort- slaps thelen
50:58 <Thelen> oh yea 1cp
51:02 * Jumpy142 gives 1cp to Thelen
51:03 <Mort-> No extortion!
51:21 <Doombunny> I want to see Rabble survive more encounters.
51:22 <Thelen> that wasn't
51:26 <Thelen> he just likes me
51:37 <Jumpy142> :D
51:38 <Doombunny> But I'm not sure it will happen.
52:18 <Jumpy142> so what did we get from the campaign? just prestige and xp?
52:22 <Thelen> yea
52:24 <Thelen> some gold
52:35 <Jumpy142> just that 5?
52:45 <Thelen> no
52:59 <Mort-> Probably around 400 ish
53:03 <Mort-> Maybe more
53:10 <Mort-> Ah tomorrow
53:17 <Mort-> A 5-9!
53:21 <Jumpy142> ok then
53:33 <Hydrazine> Rabble survives!
53:35 <Hydrazine> Sort of.
53:41 <Thelen> http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4234
53:42 <Thelen> hahahahaha
58:08 <Avatar> who bought the wand at the very beginning
58:47 <Avatar> was that Hakan
59:09 <Doombunny> That was Hakan
59:16 <Ballig> I bought one
59:20 <Ballig> I can add it
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