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00:02 <Hydrazine> but they're fun, interesting germs!
00:15 <Mort-> Being 21 years old it probably gives the sickened condition to anyone who uses it :-)
00:15 <Thelen> so uhm
00:19 <Mekkis> Mort-, not mine: I cleaned it on Sunday
00:23 <Thelen> Hydrazine Mort- im looking to run games on weeknights
00:25 <Thelen> u two interested?
00:39 <Mort-> I have work tomorrow so can't really
01:02 <Mort-> Unless start 3h before this
01:54 <Thelen> i mean in principle
01:57 <Thelen> not tomorrow
02:57 <Mort-> Will need to do different nights
03:03 <Hydrazine> um.
03:05 <Mort-> Probably two nights to one scenario
03:07 <Hydrazine> what time?
04:36 * Mort- slaps mekkis for being disgusting and having a 21 year old key board
05:03 <Mekkis> Mort-, when's the last time you washed YOUR keyboard?
05:22 <Mort-> Uh i used the blue gel on it a month ago?
05:42 <Mort-> At least my key board is only 5 years old ^^
05:42 <Mekkis> I put mine in the dishwasher last weekend
05:47 <Thelen> yea 2 nights for 1 module
05:56 <Mort-> Still. Disgusting.
05:58 <Thelen> Hydrazine starting say 6hours ago
06:00 <Thelen> going for 3hrs
06:05 <Thelen> then another night same time etc
06:35 <Mort-> 6h before now I'm at work
06:47 <Mort-> Have to head home. Got some time without ca
07:17 <Thelen> ok well you'd need skype and ca
10:09 <Hydrazine> thats like 4am.
10:52 <Mort-> I won't start playing now anyway :d
10:54 <Thelen> yea
11:00 <Mort-> 10 pm :d
11:20 <Mort-> Can go for about 1-1.5h
11:23 <Mort-> I suppose
12:59 <Mort-> I won't be able to skype in office. Ca yes possibly
21:52 <Tashes> i'd more likely be available for a weekday game
21:54 <Tashes> just sayin'
21:58 <Tashes> no promises though. Never promises.
24:24 * Mort- gets ropes to tie tashes up so she can't run away!
24:46 * Mort- is giggling all the while she does it
29:26 <Thelen> Mort- if i gm you'll need skype and ca 100% no exceptions
29:39 <Thelen> Tashes what timezone u in?
29:43 <Mort-> 3h before now then
29:52 <Mort-> i won't be able to ca any earlier
30:01 <Thelen> yea then u prob can't play :(
32:27 <Mort-> So be it
33:03 * Tashes bites pointy teeth at mort
33:21 <Tashes> Im in SA. But i'm... rarely here. 
34:05 <Thelen> sa is fine sounds about right timezone
35:51 <Mort-> Ow! Your supposed to roll an escape artist check first :p
36:06 * Mort- goes for rabies shots
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46:46 * Tashes dinosaur rah!
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55:14 <Steven_> suuuuuuuuuuuup
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21:07 <S711> Evening, gents.
36:51 <Hydrazine> howdy.
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57:09 <Steven__> boobies
03:46 <Brunius> indubitably
04:10 <Mort-> Hello brunius
04:43 <Steven__> oh i see, you'll say hi to him but not me?
05:47 <Brunius> "“In Fifth Edition, there will be five ‘colors’ of magic, each with its own exciting and distinct flavor,” he said."
05:53 <Brunius> Seems familiar
06:01 <Mort-> Well half the days you are intimidating me
06:14 <Mort-> So how do you expect me to say hi to you
07:53 <Steven__> ive never intimidated you.
09:07 <Steven__> Ausk prolly has though
12:53 <Mort-> Ah well he belongs to you so.
13:01 <Mort-> I don't feel friendly today
17:04 <Steven__> needs the huggz?
18:59 <Steven__> just ate the last of the chicken enchilladas
19:54 <Mort-> No
20:06 <Hydrazine> turning into D&D for dummies..
20:18 <Steven__> what is hydra?
20:22 <Steven__> need helps?
20:24 <Steven__> ill kill em
20:27 <Steven__> with mort
20:27 <Hydrazine> five colors of magic?
20:34 <Hydrazine> I mean, I think 4E is bad enough.
20:45 <Steven__> im..... confused...
21:32 <Hydrazine> For me, the fun of tabletop comes from options.
21:40 <Hydrazine> The ability to try and do pretty much everything.
21:56 <Hydrazine> Granted the DC might be pretty rough for some of the really crazy stuff, but still have the option.
22:10 * Mort- is moody and zaps hydra with a shocking grasp
22:28 * Hydrazine explodes
22:56 <Mort-> Oh dear
23:15 <Mort-> 6d6 and a 15 dc reflex save?
23:30 <Steven__> he was sitting relaxing at his computer
23:36 <Steven__> he has -4 to dex for being prone
24:57 <Mort-> He exploded
25:05 <Mort-> The point is what it does to me
25:06 <Mort-> Now
25:09 <Hydrazine> Don't you know I'm volatile?
25:44 <Mort-> Next time i feel moody. Its something non flammable
26:05 <Steven__> ah... well mort good point
26:11 <Steven__> make a fort save
26:27 <Mort-> Reflex
26:35 <Mort-> Its an explosion
26:38 <Steven__> FORT SAVE
26:44 <Mort-> !throw 
26:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3
26:57 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
27:18 <Steven__> you succeed... you are not sicked from being covered in the blood and bile of a friend.
27:32 <Mort-> He is a gas dude
27:56 <Steven__> where does it say he is a gas?
28:27 <Mort-> Hydrazine or n2h4 is an explosive flammable gas
28:43 <Steven__> Thats just his call sign
29:25 <Steven__> also
29:28 <Hydrazine> Well done, Mort.
29:32 <Steven__> hydrazine is a liquid
29:40 <Hydrazine> Thank you, Steven.
30:02 <Hydrazine> Well, usually. Like all liquids it has a boiling point.
30:07 <Steven__> indeed...
30:16 <Hydrazine> Stone is sometimes a liquid, after all.
30:34 <Steven__> i know
30:41 <Steven__> but i assume you're at room temperature
34:04 <Steven__> totaly listening to duhz
34:11 <Steven__> well his radio show
36:07 <Mort-> Cool
36:19 <Mort-> Anyway yeah
36:35 * Mort- moodys around
37:19 <Steven__> this headache is a bitch
41:19 * Mort- feels bitey
41:56 <Steven__> hmmmmm
42:03 <Steven__> in that case
42:08 Steven__ is now known as Ausk
42:09 * Hydrazine throws Mort a chewtoy.
42:24 <Brunius> http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2012/4/15/7c90303b9dc19051d2c9931bb80e34a0_20243.jpg__thumb
42:33 * Ausk thinks that will prevent any bites directed at him.
42:55 <Brunius> Er, that's not meant to happen
43:02 <Brunius> Here we go
43:02 <Brunius> http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2012/4/15/7c90303b9dc19051d2c9931bb80e34a0_20243.jpg
46:41 * Mort- chews on the toy viciously
47:31 * Mort- rakes the toy a few times
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15:26 <Ausk> i think im going to go troll on the paizo forums
15:50 <Ausk> sam got home, woke me up to tell me shes home, and told me to go back to sleep
15:54 <Ausk> like thats gonna happen
37:16 <Hydrazine> At 11:53 I instigate the day's ablutions in the hopes my constitution would be altered by some action on the bowl.
37:36 <Hydrazine> But the total non-existence of colonic animation seems to me the perfect metaphor for the outer constipation of my soul.
40:57 <Avatar> witches get a bit screwed in PFS when they can't take spells that use spellblights
44:27 * Mort- scratches her head
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08:04 <Ausk> indeed hydra, have you tried chemical instigation? 
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46:50 <Mort-> Man this stuff is so heavy :(
03:15 <Brunius> Ausk, you can hope that won't happen, if you catch my drift
03:37 <Ausk> what are you talking about brunius?
13:44 <Mort-> So sleepy
14:02 <Mort-> I just hauled 4 litres of milk and 2 loaves of bread around
16:10 <Avatar> that's not even a lot
19:21 <Mort-> Well I'm 110lbs
19:41 <Mort-> So its nearly 10 percent of my body weight
20:43 <Avatar> my cleric's sheet is an auditing nightmare
23:54 <Ausk> hmmm
23:57 <Ausk> lets see...
24:01 <Ausk> thats like
24:09 <Avatar> Brunius: I think I'm missing a chronicle sheet from you for beggar's pearl
24:23 <Ausk> 4-5% of my body mass
24:41 <Mort-> Your bigger
24:47 <Mort-> Of course you can carry it
24:52 <Mort-> I'm a little bit
25:21 <Ausk> yeah, i gotta audit my fighter, Salvanar
25:26 <Ausk> i dont know how much gold i have
25:49 <Mort-> I sort of add everything in after every game
26:17 <Ausk> yeah, i havent done that since i last played him
26:30 <Ausk> and i gmed twice and didnt do it at the end of the game
26:41 <Ausk> so..... 3 sheets
26:52 <Ausk> i know i've leveled up, woot woot lvl4
28:08 <Mort-> I'm still lv 2 :(
28:58 <Brunius> Who did you play it on?
30:02 <Brunius> Ballig: That's a pretty nice logo on the site
30:39 <Ausk> yeah, new logo totes awesome
31:21 <Brunius> Avatar: I've got you running through on Cairo
31:36 <Brunius> Is that who you're checking?
31:42 <Mort-> :(
31:56 <Ausk> hey avatar, you there?
31:58 <Mort-> I'm so widdle
32:08 <Mort-> One more game mort will be 7
32:17 <Mort-> And khaz will be 3
32:17 <Avatar> yeah
32:25 <Ausk> I managed to lose my chronical sheet for QFP part 2, any chance i can bug you for a new one?
32:25 <Mort-> Probably on sat!
32:57 <Avatar> you didn't play in my game did you
33:24 <Brunius> Ausk: Ask your local VC.
33:35 <Brunius> Officially, we can't do anything if it was played elsewhere
33:40 <Avatar> yeah I can't give you one man
33:58 <Ausk> yup, according to the paizo site, you ran it.
34:23 <Ausk> Our 'local' venture captain is about 5 hours away.
34:39 <Brunius> You americans and your long distances
35:06 <Brunius> Avatar: Remember which tier we played at?
35:18 <Avatar> I think we uptiered 
35:21 <Brunius> Er, you guys played at
35:28 <Mort-> 4-5
35:28 <Avatar> not 100% sure though
35:39 <Ausk> we have, mort was there, mort can you check your sheet?
35:42 <Mort-> With a level 1 magus :d
35:49 <Mort-> I'm not at home
35:54 <Mort-> Sorry no sheet
35:55 <Ausk> darn
35:58 <Avatar> is it in the reporting
36:02 <Brunius> I don't think so
36:03 <Avatar> don't think so
36:05 <Brunius> I'm just checking again
36:14 <Ausk> Sat, Mar 24, 2012	8306	PFS on IRC Austnet	 8	Avatar-1	#3-11: The Quest for Perfection—Part II: On Hostile Waters (PFRPG)	 27510 -2	Salvanar Coraith	 Qadira	 2	
36:16 <Brunius> Can you tell where it was by the disparity between gold totals between sheets?
36:26 <Ausk> thats everything it shows me on the paizo site.
36:47 <Avatar> Ausk: which character did you play in qfp2?
37:01 <Mort-> Salvanar
37:06 <Mort-> He didn't talk much
37:09 <Mort-> :p
37:20 <Mort-> But we lyk him any way!
38:07 <Ausk> yeah Salvanar, is the quiet type, until you insult his god or... if you're a taldor.
40:09 <Ausk> he does like to drink.
40:16 <Ausk> but he's a soldier, so... yeah
41:25 <Mort-> Thank god no one is :d
41:34 <Mort-> None of my characters are taldor
41:40 <Avatar> there y'are
41:44 <Ausk> thanks you!
42:07 <Ausk> messaged the lead dm down at the shop.
42:46 <Mort-> Most my characters don't have gods
42:54 * Mort- shrugs
43:12 <Ausk> he invited the VC of washington over to the shop this weekend
43:13 <Avatar> mort do you have a chronicle sheet for beggar's pearl
43:36 <Mort-> I don't have any chronicle sheets atm
43:48 <Mort-> Besides i never played that scenario?
43:55 <Ausk> and all the dms will finally get to play together again.
44:12 <Ausk> Me tovah Walter and Bobby all together again, wrecking face.
44:16 <Avatar> I don't remember who else was there
44:18 <Avatar> tristen
44:21 <Ausk> cause we have the dumbest characters lol
44:52 <Mort-> Walter?
44:57 <Mort-> What's he this time
45:20 <Ausk> we all ahve tons of characters
45:56 <Mort-> How do you level up so many
46:07 <Mort-> I only have a 6 and a 2 :(
46:28 <Ausk> because, we do 2 games a week down at the shop
46:36 <Avatar> how many do you have 
46:50 <Mort-> We also do 2 games a week on week ends
46:54 <Ausk> 3 tables per
47:01 <Avatar> how many characters do you have
47:07 <Mort-> I have a 6 2 1 1
47:14 <Avatar> to steven*
47:17 <Mort-> 1s are fs only
47:19 <Brunius> Avatar: I've determined that it was 4-5 from my logs
47:26 <Brunius> I'll send you your chronicle sheet soon
47:30 <Avatar> cheers
47:34 <Avatar> I didn't think to look at logs
47:40 <Avatar> that would have been the smart thing to do
47:40 <Ausk> i have 12, 8, 4, 2, and about five level 1s
48:44 <Brunius> Haha
48:49 <Brunius> Looks like I actually have yours on file!
49:06 <Mort-> You see?
49:15 <Mort-> Ausk is all grown up
49:20 <Avatar> new years eve
49:22 <Mort-> I'm widdle
49:33 <Brunius> yeah
49:36 Ausk is now known as Steven
49:46 <Steven> i totaly didnt even notice i was still ausk lol
50:13 <Avatar> I'll remind you next time
51:48 <Steven> it was to avoid the bites from mort when she was feeling nibbly
52:23 <Mort-> I'm sleepy now
52:33 * Steven is still on guard.
55:37 <Mort-> Y?
55:47 <Mort-> Do you think I'm still bitey?
56:17 <Steven> you forget, im living with two women
56:24 <Brunius> kinky
56:32 <Brunius> ...that didn't even make sense
56:36 <Steven> no i date one, and put up with a second one
57:02 <Steven> if theres one thing ive learned, theres no telling what crazy shit a woman will do.
03:16 <Steven> wows, ronal has 1900g
08:36 <Avatar> bit sexist
09:21 <Steven> sams okay with it, she always says thers no telling what dumb shit you will do lol
09:51 <Steven> like saying how shes crazy... yes i got punched
09:55 <Steven> hard, right in the ribs
13:49 <Steven> you'd think i'd learn lol
21:03 <Steven> Hi, I stole Steven's computer.
22:01 <Steven> Aww.  No one is here?
22:29 <Steven> Alright, I will give him the computer back.
30:33 <Tashes> No, don't do that!
31:14 <Steven> too late.
31:19 <Steven> she stole it while i was in the kitchen
31:22 <Steven> fetching her a soda.
31:23 <Tashes> wtf
31:29 <Tashes> pussywhipped.
31:39 <Steven> yup
31:42 <Steven> i am
31:53 <Steven> but i get something out of the deal
31:58 <Tashes> Make me a sammich!
32:16 * Steven takes a duece on some bread and force feeds it to tashes.
32:21 <Tashes> ...
32:31 <Tashes> you do realise what you've done, right?
32:34 <Tashes> this means war!
32:41 <Steven> made you a shit sandwich.
32:49 Steven is now known as Ausk
32:59 * Ausk casts invisibility
33:05 Tashes is now known as dragontashes
33:10 * dragontashes flames the whole room
33:20 * Ausk is uneffected.
33:37 * Mort- casts glitterdust on ausk
33:44 * dragontashes uses tailswipe
33:58 * Ausk is uneffected due to mort bein dead from the flame.
34:06 <Mort-> Nah :p
34:11 <Mort-> Its cone
34:15 <dragontashes> mort can ride dragons!
34:19 <Mort-> She knows where to aim
34:22 <Mort-> :d
34:37 * Ausk uses his judgements
34:51 * Ausk uses his Bane ability
35:06 * Ausk attacks Mort
35:17 <Mort-> Lol
35:36 <Mort-> Can you do it against a good creature?
35:49 <Ausk> Bane isnt smite evil/good
35:54 <Mort-> How much do you do in one round
35:56 <Mort-> Anyway
36:01 <Ausk> bane is i identify what kind of creature you are
36:32 <Ausk> and then i make my weapon do +2 enhancement bonus and 4d6 extra damage to that type whenever i strike
36:39 <Mort-> Oh dear
36:44 <Mort-> Probably dead
36:46 <Mort-> :d
36:52 <Mort-> What's your base damage
37:20 <Ausk> lets see how i roll
37:39 <Avatar> steven: you forgot to change your nick back again
37:46 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+14; 1d20+9
37:46 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+14: [1d20=2] 16; 1d20+9: [1d20=18] 27
37:58 <Ausk> second is critical threat rolling to confirm
38:03 <Mort-> Uh assume we aren't next to each other
38:12 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+9
38:12 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+9: [1d20=1] 10
38:14 <Mort-> First doesn't hit? :p
38:19 <Ausk> doesnt corfirm
38:28 <Ausk> i dont iknow your ac, but im pretty sure its not 27
38:36 <Ausk> considering your character level
38:42 <Ausk> dont worry though its non lethal
38:44 <Mort-> 17 since i live with mage armor all the time
38:47 <Ausk> already factored it in
38:56 <Mort-> Oh oh :d
39:03 <Ausk> so, lets see
39:10 <dragontashes> Does the attack break his invisibility?
39:35 <Mort-> The glitterdust
39:44 <dragontashes> oh yeah. 
39:44 <Ausk> !roll 1d6+13; 4d6
39:44 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d6+13: [1d6=1] 14; 4d6: [4d6=2,1,2,2] 7
39:47 * dragontashes stomp!
39:57 <Mort-> Should have made him stick out like a sore thumb
39:59 <Ausk> so take 21 non lethal damage
40:06 <Mort-> Ow?
40:06 <Ausk> roll your attack.
40:22 <Mort-> What weapon are you using
40:22 <Ausk> "Thats what you get for making me sparkle!
40:27 <Ausk> rapier
40:31 <Mort-> K
40:40 <Mort-> Dragons are large and have reach
40:45 <Mort-> Anyway
40:51 <Ausk> oh no, dragons have reach!
40:58 <Ausk> what am i ever going to do
41:02 <Mort-> Lol
41:51 <Ausk> so.... i guess he's not stomping me
42:05 <Ausk> cause he aint rolling
42:14 <dragontashes> I have no idea what the dmg rolls are for a dragon :p
42:14 <Mort-> She is around
42:27 <Mort-> Go get any dragon in the beastary
42:32 <Mort-> At least a wyrm.
42:33 <Ausk> well considering dragons aren't legal for play
42:41 <Ausk> you're probably just using an ability
42:43 <Mort-> If your going to do it do it properly
43:04 <Mort-> If you want to breathe fire
43:06 <Ausk> probably dragon shape or whatever
43:09 <Mort-> You need a red one
43:19 <dragontashes> i dont have the bestiary :p
43:22 <dragontashes> dammit dont let him win the war!
43:28 <Ausk> d20pfsrd.com
44:01 * Ausk casts dispell magic targeting glitterdust from a scroll
44:13 * Ausk recasts invisibility.
44:13 <Mort-> Actually
44:26 <Mort-> Most dragons have true sight
44:31 <Mort-> Or blind sense
44:34 <Mort-> Or whatever
44:49 <Mort-> Anyway before she did it
45:14 <Mort-> 5 ft step back aqueous orb
45:18 <Mort-> Dc 20 reflex
45:32 <Ausk> who?
45:37 <Mort-> You
46:17 <Mort-> For dispel also
46:28 <Mort-> Isn't it a caster level check?
46:37 <Mort-> 6 wizard
46:37 <Ausk> i actually have no idea what aqueous orb does
46:57 <Mort-> Take 2d6 if you fail first save
47:10 <Ausk> well first, for your dispell
47:16 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+12
47:17 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+12: [1d20=8] 20
47:20 <Mort-> Get entangled and sucked into the orb if you fail 2 nd?
47:26 <Mort-> Your using from scroll
47:38 <Mort-> Min caster level
48:16 * dragontashes wanders off
48:23 <Mort-> Hey!
48:29 <Mort-> i can't fight him alone
48:56 <Ausk> that aqua spell pretty cool
49:40 <Mort-> What?
49:55 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+9 Reflex
49:56 <dicebot> Ausk, Reflex: [1d20=18] 27
50:04 <Mort-> Damn it
50:10 <Mort-> Doesn't work end turn
50:15 * Ausk smiles evily
50:28 <Mort-> Didnt know your reflex was that good
50:47 <Ballig> +9 isn't that great
50:53 <Ballig> Bobbob had that with heroism
50:59 <Mort-> Lol
51:00 <Ausk> "Thought you would have learned your lesson from the poke I gave you w/ my rapier"
51:14 <Mort-> Best chance to do it
51:15 <Ausk> usually its a 6, but that judgement so good
51:24 <Mort-> Oh.
51:41 * dragontashes wanders back 
51:50 * dragontashes uses power word kill at Ausk 
52:13 * dragontashes dragonlaugh 
52:26 <Mort-> He has more then 90 hp
52:32 <dragontashes> more than 100?
52:37 <Ausk> yup
52:37 <dragontashes> wtf level is this guy?!
52:40 <Ausk> 12
52:42 <dragontashes> oic
52:43 <Mort-> You should have..asked me to nuke him first
53:06 <dragontashes> who gave him a lvl 12 char?
53:07 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+14 Will save against the obvious illusion of a dragon fitting inside this channel.
53:07 <dicebot> Ausk, Will save against the obvious illusion of a dragon fitting inside this channel.: [1d20=1] 15
53:16 * Ausk facepalms
53:26 <dragontashes> lol
53:33 * Ausk charges the dragon
53:53 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+16
53:54 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+16: [1d20=16] 32
54:28 <Ausk> well does it hit?
54:45 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+14 Will save against illusion
54:46 <dicebot> Ausk, Will save against illusion: [1d20=17] 31
55:10 <Mort-> Well
55:18 <Mort-> He is level 12
55:27 <Ausk> and nobody gave me a level 12
55:42 <Ausk> it took some mighty adventuring
55:59 <Ausk> also, ive never died w/ this character
56:04 <Mort-> I don't think that's an illusion
56:05 <Ausk> which... ide have to say is pretty bad ass
56:14 <Mort-> Though
56:55 <dragontashes> yeah hit
57:44 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+13
57:44 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+13: [1d20=17] 30
57:52 <Ausk> blah... not d20...
57:59 <Mort-> 6
58:07 <Ausk> !roll 1d6+13
58:07 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d6+13: [1d6=1] 14
58:13 <Mort-> Rapiers are d6
58:30 <Ausk> oh, and thats crit threat
58:46 <Mort-> Improved crit?
58:48 <Mort-> Or keen
58:51 <Ausk> keen weapon
58:53 <Mort-> K
59:05 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+17
59:05 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d20+17: [1d20=8] 25
59:06 <Mort-> Rapier is 18-20
59:19 <Ausk> confirm w/ a 25
59:22 <Ausk> ?
59:59 <Ausk> oh, my bad, sorry its not a 17 its a 20, so add 3, confirm w/ a 28?
00:09 <dragontashes> *sigh*
00:22 <Ausk> forgot the judgement adds double when confirming crits
00:36 <Mort-> I think fluffy zards also have a lot of hp
00:48 <Ausk> does it hit?
00:51 <Ausk> huh huh huh?
01:13 <dragontashes> yes hits. 
01:25 <dragontashes> but lol, idk how much hp dragon has. it doesnt say. 
01:28 <dragontashes> infinity healht!
01:45 <Ausk> !roll 2d6+26; 4d6
01:45 <dicebot> Ausk, 2d6+26: [2d6=1,2] 29; 4d6: [4d6=5,3,6,1] 15
01:55 <Ausk> discharge searing light out of my weapon
02:10 <Mort-> A dragon has at least 95 hp
02:16 <Mort-> Probably more
02:28 <Mort-> God knows which fluffy you are looking at
03:10 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+12 Searing light
03:10 <dicebot> Ausk, Searing light: [1d20=20] 32
03:24 <Ausk> crit, rolling to confirm
03:28 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+12 Searing light
03:28 <dicebot> Ausk, Searing light: [1d20=6] 18
03:37 <Ausk> 18vs touch to confirm?
04:31 <Ausk> probably confirms, dragons have terrible touch AC
05:30 <Ausk> !roll 10d8
05:30 <dicebot> Ausk, 10d8: [10d8=4,4,1,7,7,6,3,1,7,7] 47
05:47 <Ausk> so.... 44+47 is 91 damage
05:52 <Mort-> True that. But isn't it on releasing touch
06:01 <Mort-> As in on crit
06:09 <Mort-> You don't need to further roll?
06:32 <Ausk> always need to confirm them attacks
06:53 * Ausk looks at the 'dragon'
07:03 <Mort-> Can your searing light miss?
07:12 <Mort-> Even on release?
07:12 <Ausk> "Well ya want some more?"
07:14 <Ausk> yup
07:16 <Mort-> Not possible right
07:30 <Ausk> you get to cast it as a free action, doesnt mean you auto hit, its not like a magus
07:38 <Mort-> Didn't think spell storing weapon worked like that
07:52 <Mort-> Well you can't force crits as a magus either
08:01 <Ausk> exactly!
08:07 <Mort-> Its a good bet if your sg crits or not
08:28 <Ausk> its 18vs touch and dragons are at their smallest usually a large creature
08:48 <Ausk> and so they are pretty easy to hit.
09:27 <Mort-> Ya i studied that bit of lore before
09:49 <Mort-> Is it any use if a magus stores an intensified sg on his weapon?
10:07 <Mort-> I think a lot of people are very fond of it
10:14 <Ausk> i dunno, ive never played a magus or have any desire to
10:19 <Mort-> Then put it back with pearl of power after fight
10:22 <Mort-> Hm
10:30 <Mort-> I don't feel like doing it though
11:31 <Mekkis> Ausk, similar: I've never understood magi
12:06 * Mort- waves at everyone
12:11 <Ausk> anyways, that one hit probably done around 1/2 his life unless tashes is pretending to be a mature adult dragon.
12:27 <Ausk> then its like 40%
13:20 <Mort-> Ok good lesson on spell storing weapons. Ill keep that in mind
13:28 <Mort-> Never used one!
13:58 <Ausk> they are an amazing tool
14:08 <dragontashes> i'm really just pretending to procrastinate the esssay i'm supposed to be writing ?>.>
14:09 <Mekkis> Ausk, there aren't many dragons in PFS. One of them is CR20 though...
14:25 <Ballig> the retired o ne?
14:29 <Ausk> yeah, ive killed a dragon in pfs before
14:30 <Mekkis> yah
14:38 <Ballig> hated that dragon
14:40 <Ausk> it was a young
14:41 <Mekkis> :)
14:47 <Ausk> only dragon ive ran into
14:52 * Mort- winces
14:55 <Avatar> yeah I killed that CR20 dragon before
14:56 <Mort-> What level were you
15:05 <Avatar> he wasn't even that tough really
15:08 <Ausk> which im glad because i think dragons are soooo overplayed in d&d
15:10 <Mekkis> Enkendu
15:12 <Mekkis> :)
15:20 <Mekkis> sorry, CR19
15:21 <Ausk> oh, its an end encounter, lets make it a dragon
15:26 <Ausk> because everyone loves killing dragons
15:33 <Brunius> I heard an encounter is supposed to take down 1/4 of a parties resources for that day. Does this mean I can throw a monster 4x a parties level at them?
16:01 <Mort-> I am scared of dragons
16:01 <Avatar> yes
16:02 <Mekkis> monster != encounter
16:12 * Mort- hides
16:41 <Brunius> A monster is an example of an encounter.
16:50 * dragontashes rampages around some more, just because
16:55 <Brunius> Equally, can I throw a CR4 trap at a level 1 party?
17:09 <Mekkis> Brunius, a single-monster encounter will be over very quickly.
17:27 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+38 Intimidation to get the 'dragon' to calm down or die.
17:27 <dicebot> Ausk, Intimidation to get the 'dragon' to calm down or die.: [1d20=1] 39
17:29 <Mort-> Either you kill fast or die fast?
17:43 <Mort-> Nat 1 fails anyway?
17:46 <Ausk> darn i rolled a 1... so.... your still intimidated.
17:50 <Mekkis> not on a skill check
18:14 <Ausk> but you are friendly for
18:18 <Ausk> !roll 1d6
18:19 <dicebot> Ausk, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
18:20 <Mekkis> only encountered three dragons in PFS
18:23 <Ausk> twenty minutes
18:35 <Mekkis> one was Very Old, one was young
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18:48 <Mekkis> and the other was in a special, where there were a lot of them
21:00 <Ausk> brb, im going to go get something to drink
21:15 <Ausk> Sam will probably steal my computer again.  shes feeling fiesty tonight.
21:26 <Brunius> Ausk, you're still labelled as Ausk
21:36 Ausk is now known as Steven
21:44 <Steven> hell, since i know its going to happen
21:46 Steven is now known as Sam
21:54 <Sam> brb guys, gonna run to dat store
22:01 <Brunius> Sam games?
24:56 <Sam> HI HI!
25:22 <Ballig> yeah are you going to be playing sweet PFS with us Sam
25:33 <Sam> Steve is gone for several minutes.  I have thieved his computer!  What you guys want to know about him?
25:49 <Ballig> we want to know if yuo'll be playing PFS with us
25:51 <Sam> No, I do not like D&D and stuff.
25:55 <Ballig> why not
26:10 <Mekkis> I want to know if you enjoy him talking about your private life over the internet
26:12 <Sam> I am just not into that sort of thing.
26:44 <Sam> He is a dork Mekkis, but I doubt he would tell you anything that would get me all that steamed at him.
27:24 <Sam> He says most of you are from Australia.  I want to visit there so bad!
28:03 <Avatar> do it
28:21 <Sam> It is on my list of things to do.
28:22 <Ballig> you can visit but you have to play PFS with us
28:35 <Avatar> you would actually like it if you tried it
28:36 <Ballig> it's the Australian national sport
28:41 <Mort-> Hello
28:44 <Avatar> just sayin
28:47 * Mort- waves
28:48 <Ballig> you aren't even allowed into the country unless you can name three monsters of CR 4 or greater
28:54 <Avatar> ask anyone
28:56 <Mort-> Liar
29:02 <Mort-> I can't happy?
29:07 <Mort-> Oh wait
29:08 <Sam> I don't think thats anywhere on the visa.
29:08 <dragontashes> Don't worry sam, you can visit me and not play pfs.
29:10 <Mort-> I can
29:33 <Mort-> But if you want 4 monsters from cr 4
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29:40 <Mort-> I can't
29:58 <Sam> I have no idea what a CR $ is.
30:05 <Ballig> see
30:06 <Mort-> There are limits
30:07 <Mort-> Honestly
30:07 <Ballig> they wouldn't let you in
30:07 <Sam> BLAH! I hate this lap top!
30:13 <Brunius> Sam, Australia isn't that interesting.
30:23 <Sam> I dont believe you Brunius.
30:27 <Brunius> I live here.
30:29 <Tashesnaps> protip: all of australia's native animals have cr >4
30:31 <Sam> It certainly looks interesting to me.
30:31 <Ballig> Brunius: it is if either 1.) you're from a different culture, or 2.) you explore it
30:37 <Mort-> You ask trist on 3 monsters above cr 4
30:44 <Mort-> He won't know either
30:58 <Brunius> What's to explore, Ballig.
30:59 <Sam> MORT! The cookie stealer!
30:59 <Mort-> Neither would thelen
31:02 <Mort-> :p
31:02 <Brunius> The roundabouts?
31:04 <Thelen> what
31:11 <Ballig> Brunius: pretty much every kind of land type you can think of is also in Australia
31:19 <Ballig> we have snow-tipped mountains, desserts, rainforests, coral reefs
31:23 <Ballig> deserts
31:24 <Brunius> Glaciers?
31:28 <Brunius> Snow Plains?
31:29 <Sam> It's true!  Australia is beautiful!
31:40 <Mort-> Name 3 monsters above cr4
31:45 <Mort-> Thelen
31:46 <Ballig> there are probably glaciers somewhere!
31:48 <Sam> I wish Steve wanted to go with me.  He says he will never go to Australia though.
31:50 <Ballig> check tasmania
32:00 <Brunius> Spectre, Giant Moray Eel and Mature Brine Dragon.
32:01 <Brunius> Mort
32:25 <Mort-> Lol
32:28 <Sam> You all type so fast.  How do you keep up with what everyone is saying?
32:28 <Mort-> Not you bru
32:31 <Brunius> Sam: Lean on him more.
32:44 <Ballig> Mort-: adult green dragon, adult bronze dragon, adult red dragon
33:03 <Sam> I can't.  He is very afraid of spiders and says Australia is full of them.
33:09 <Ballig> Sam: tell him it's not cheating if you're in another country, then tell him you're going to Australia and he can come if he wants
33:11 <Ballig> he'll be with you on the plane
33:37 <Brunius> Oh come on
33:41 <Brunius> The spiders aren't that bad.
33:47 <Mort-> Not you you silly ballig
33:48 <Sam> Ballig, I do not think he would fall for it, but I will try.
33:53 <Brunius> I mean I've only seen three poisonous ones in the last week
33:55 <Brunius> :P
33:57 <Mort-> I know you know lots of monsters
34:14 <Ballig> I've killed two poisonous ones since the weekend
34:15 <Sam> I should try to video tape his next spider freak out.
34:29 <Sam> He screams like a little girl!
34:35 <Ballig> but I have a bit of an annoying spider issue, I think the storage space under the house has a problem
34:35 <Mort-> I'm betting thelen doesn't
34:40 <Ballig> might need to get a pest guy in
34:52 <Mort-> Actually i don't like spiders
34:57 <Mort-> But i don't scream
35:12 <Sam> Last time he freaked out he was sitting on the couch. 
35:20 * Mort- fluffs herself up
35:48 <Sam> A spider climbed onto his shoulder.  I smacked it off and before I knew what was going on he was screaming and was on top of the weight machine!
36:29 <Sam> I'm not talking about on it.  On top of it.  It is around seven feet tall.
36:50 <Ballig> what kind of spider was it
36:58 <Sam> A house spider.
37:06 <Ballig> what's that
37:12 <Sam> I don't know the type.
37:17 <Ballig> sounds like a huntsman
37:37 <Brunius> Huntsman are scary
37:41 <Brunius> How big was it?
37:43 <Sam> I don't know what that is.  Ask Steve when he gets back.  I am sure he knows exactly what it was.
37:43 <Ballig> nah they're harmless
37:55 <Sam> Less then the size of a dime.
37:56 <Brunius> They might be harmless, but they're fucking scary
38:01 <Ballig> ah, not a huntsman then
38:02 <Ballig> they're big
38:07 <Brunius> Yeah
38:25 <Brunius> Prolly 3-5 inches
38:31 <Brunius> diameter
38:35 <Sam> Little tiny spider.  I understand his fear though.  He grew up in the "Black Widow Capital of the World"
39:49 <Sam> I went and visited his family in California last year and he drove me to where he grew up.  It was scary in its own right, but then he told me about he Black widows and how they were everywhere.  I don't think I could spend the night there.
40:14 <Brunius> I don't even know what a black widow is
40:55 <Sam> Its a completely black spider with a red hourglass on the underside  of it.
41:58 <Sam> here i found a website on them
42:02 <Sam> http://www.desertusa.com/july97/du_bwindow.html
42:13 <Sam> It is so evil looking!
42:43 <Brunius> Ah, they look pretty similiar to redback spiders over here
43:30 <Sam> Yeah, I guess Steve has been bitten a few times by them in his life.
43:39 <Brunius> funsies
44:56 <Mort-> Ow
45:12 <Mort-> I don't think i want to go to aussie land any more
45:18 <Mort-> I'm scawed.
45:28 <Mort-> I don't want to get bit!
45:30 <Sam> Yeah.  I don't have a problem with spiders.
45:54 <Sam> I just smush them with whatever shoe is near by.
46:36 <Brunius> Mort-, I've lived here my entire life. I haven't been bitten once. I think you'll be safe going here for a couple of months.
47:45 <Sam> Well I have to go now.  Steve just pulled up.  Don't tell him what I said!
47:58 <Brunius> Type /clear
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48:41 <Mort-> I have bad luck
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49:13 <Brunius> Sup Steven
49:14 <Steven> Sup.
49:21 <Steven> Time to go look and see what she said.
50:09 <Brunius> I hear you don't like spiders
50:28 <Steven> Not in the slightest.
50:48 <Steven> One second, I have to go tickle her until she pees for saying i scream like a girl.
52:39 <Steven> I feel better.
53:16 <Brunius> But still dislike spiders?
53:22 <Steven> oh yeah.
53:54 <Steven> but i did jump on top of the weight machine
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54:10 <Mekkis> Itzamna's companion is a spider
54:23 <Steven> it doesnt freak me out unless i can see them
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04:23 <Mort-> I know
04:34 <Mort-> I no like spiders
10:08 <MekkisScreen> they're fine
10:27 <MekkisScreen> there's one in my room, the size of a dinner plate
11:21 <Hydrazine> I only have a problem with spider's if they're bigger than my boot.
11:56 <Mort-> Nah my real life form  doesn't have a problem with spiders
11:59 <Mort-> Not exactly
12:06 <Mort-> Again maybe i should.
12:12 <MekkisScreen> I have a problem with apostrophes used like that, Hydrazine 
12:27 <Hydrazine> to'o baaa'ad.
12:28 <MekkisScreen> mort, most spiders aren't poisonous
12:41 <Mort-> Did i tell you about the time i came out of the bath room without my specs?
12:49 <MekkisScreen> no
12:55 <Mort-> I saw something on my thumb. I slapped it thinking it was a fly
12:59 <MekkisScreen> you didn't tell me you had specs
13:03 <Mort-> It was a bee ^^
13:08 <Mort-> I have 4 eyes
13:24 <Mort-> So essentially i slapped a bee into my thumb :(
13:28 <MekkisScreen> what perception moddifier?
13:49 <Mort-> They are 500 degrees
14:09 <Mort-> Id say without my glasses I'm - 10 for perception at least
14:13 <MekkisScreen> that doesn't make sense
14:24 <Mort-> I thought it was a fly!
14:33 <Mort-> So i slapped it
14:46 <MekkisScreen> a blind creature only takes a -4
15:00 <MekkisScreen> <?blind
15:02 <MekkisScreen> <?blinded
15:03 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight)
15:03 <diebot> automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to
15:03 <diebot> these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
15:20 <Mort-> Well i did think it was a fly
15:37 <Mort-> I did hit it..><
15:55 <MekkisScreen> did it sting you?
16:29 <Mort-> I squished the bee and its sting into my thumb
16:39 <Mort-> To be exact ><
16:57 <MekkisScreen> yesterday it was interesting: while asleep, my character was pounced by a leopard
17:16 <MekkisScreen> he managed to kill it as it came at him
17:20 <Mort-> Lol
17:26 <Mort-> Who was it
17:30 <MekkisScreen> yay for combat reflexes
17:33 <MekkisScreen> Xanian
18:05 <Mort-> Typically
18:21 <Mort-> I got bit while sleeping while i was supposed to be on watch
18:39 <MekkisScreen> you should be executed for that
18:54 <Mort-> Its not my fault that I'm human
18:58 <Mort-> Its late at night
19:17 <Mort-> And i have a wis mod of -2 ^^
19:26 <MekkisScreen> have you done military service?
20:02 <Hydrazine> I have, didn't see anyone get shot for sleeping on watch.
20:03 <Mort-> Person no. Character yes.
20:24 <MekkisScreen> I was talking about you
20:40 <MekkisScreen> I thought in .sg, you had to
20:47 <Mort-> Well at least from a rp perspective its how we described me getting surprised by the leopard
20:52 <Mort-> If you are a guy
21:00 <MekkisScreen> how sexist!
21:44 <Mort-> I'm glad i don't have to
21:56 <Mort-> Sleeping on a road is uncomfortable as heck
25:03 <Mort-> Sorry not lepoard
25:11 <Hydrazine> military service is usually sexist, Mekkis.
25:13 <Mort-> The meow. Whatever the meow was
25:25 <Mort-> So glad i was wearing armor ^^
25:26 <Hydrazine> 50 years ago, only men were allowed to serve on the front lines.
25:36 <Hydrazine> 5 years ago, only men were allowed to serve on submarines.
26:23 <Hydrazine> Even when they are allowed, in a volunteer force like America's, because its the ratio is about 9 to 1..
27:10 <Mort-> Its not easy for girls in the army
27:14 <Mort-> Even now
27:32 <Hydrazine> tell that to the girl who got caught with like 120 thousand dollars in her locker.
31:49 <MekkisScreen> It should be mandatory!
32:17 <Mekkis> for both genders
33:00 <Mort-> No way!
33:09 <Mort-> You served in the military before mek?
33:12 <Mekkis> otherwise it's horribly sexist
33:16 <Mekkis> nope...
33:20 * Mort- likes her warm bed
33:34 <Mekkis> if it was mandatory, I'd serve though
33:51 <Mekkis> though I wouldn't have a hard time getting out of it
34:02 <Mekkis> (having a Japanese father has its advantages)
36:11 * Mort- also likes hot baths
36:45 <Mort-> Your dad dnds?
36:47 <Mort-> :p
38:34 <Mekkis> nope
48:32 <Brunius> http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/14/11203231-cameraman-keeps-his-eye-on-the-ball-to-make-the-play?lite
55:51 <Thelen> haha
55:59 <Thelen> Mekkis do you live alone?
01:43 <Mekkis> ja
03:36 <Mort-> Just got off from work
05:02 <Mort-> I should try to sleep early tonight
05:30 <Mort-> Have to wake up early tomorrow
14:31 <Brunius> Yo dawg, I herd yo liek d20s, so I put a d20 inside your d20 so you can roll while you roll
14:32 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/75JSU.jpg
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36:44 <Steven> ahhhh
36:51 <Steven> well... my night is kicking ass
38:53 <Brunius> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ldbt?A-Dedicated-Follower-of-Factions#discuss
38:55 <Brunius> HELL YES
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52:56 <Mekkis> I want Grolschmir to be able to hate Cheliax with a clear conscience!
02:34 <Forevernade> damn
02:43 <Forevernade> i just burned the shit out of my potato gems
04:14 <Mort-> Ill cheer you on!
04:40 <Steven> im pretty sure they can do that anyways mekkis
04:47 <Mort-> I already gave hoots during the fall of the cheliax empire :p
05:15 <Steven> anyways, i get to go to bed, hopefully no knee in the back all night again *pointed look at sam*
06:32 <Mort-> How to give cat calls :p
07:03 <Mort-> I think everyone knows what faction mort is in though :p
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19:21 Ballig has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 1pm (Mekkis, new game), Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
04:34 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Mekkis, new game), Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
04:34 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Tue Apr 17 21:19:20 2012
04:49 <Mort-> Andoran for him would suck
04:51 <Mort-> I think. 
04:58 <Mort-> Too much diplomacy involved
05:00 <Avatar> I might make another summoner that fits a build I actually want
05:23 <Avatar> Snake was a bit broken because I thought I could completely change the eidolon when I levelled up
05:28 <Avatar> but you can only change certain things
05:41 <Mort-> I won't be creating any characters any time soon
05:53 <Avatar> I still have an alchemist I haven't started using yet
06:11 <Mort-> Ill just level mine up
06:25 <Avatar> you can have a level 1 character in reserve while you level your others up
06:26 <Mekkis_x200> I want to play Grolschmir more :S
06:34 <Avatar> do it
06:37 <Mekkis_x200> or a level 2 character on slow progression
06:38 <Avatar> why don't you?
06:48 <Avatar> forget slow progression
08:59 <Mort-> He has the gnome urge
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10:01 <Avatar> I reckon it would be interesting to try make a wizard who doesn't take any spell a witch can take
12:27 <Mort-> Can be done
12:42 <Mort-> Do i have any spells a witch can take? :p
13:34 <Mort-> Hm i do
13:46 <Mort-> My favourite sop is a witch thing
13:50 <Mekkis_x200> hmmm
14:03 <Mekkis_x200> playing skyrim, I think I've sold my soul to about eight evil deities
14:39 <Avatar> did you buy skyrim
14:58 <Mekkis_x200> yes
15:00 <Avatar> mort: yeah no glitterdust allowed
15:16 <Avatar> mekkis_tablet: just checking
15:30 <Mort-> No hold person as well
15:37 * Mort- sulks
15:58 <Mort-> K maybe harder then i thought
16:11 <Mort-> What would i do without glitterdust :(
16:22 <Avatar> magic missile
16:38 <Avatar> it's easier to choose once you've played a witch
16:41 <Avatar> and a wizard
16:48 <Avatar> because then you know what you're missing out on
17:17 <Avatar> they don't get colour spray
17:26 <Mekkis_x200> Avatar, I am playing a pirated version
17:51 <Avatar> but you own a bought version
18:00 <Mort-> I wouldn't use lightning bolt though
18:09 <Mort-> Would use fireball
18:12 <Mekkis_x200> it's in the mail, yeah
18:16 <Avatar> witches don't get fireball
18:23 <Mort-> Yeah
18:42 <Mort-> So I'm just thinking if i built my wizard on no witch stuff
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18:47 <Mort-> What would i use.
19:04 <Mort-> 3rd level spell might be summon monster 3
19:08 <Mekkis_x200> for a start, you'd specialise!
19:12 <Mort-> Or maybe haste.
19:21 <Avatar> well let's not forget this is my idea 
19:23 <Avatar> !
19:25 <Mort-> I won't roll another wizard
19:32 <Avatar> you are starting to sound like it is yours
19:52 <Mort-> I mean i could make mort take no witch spells :d
20:05 <Avatar> yeah
20:07 <Avatar> I'm watching you mort
20:10 <Mort-> But now what would i put on level 2...
20:14 <Mort-> No haha
20:28 <Mort-> Is so fun to try to hold person on humanoids.
20:38 <Avatar> ouch, no mage armor?
20:44 <Mort-> And blind horses with glitterdust
20:51 <Mort-> That's a witch spell too?
20:57 <Mort-> I didnt know
20:58 <Avatar> yeah snickers has it up all the time
21:03 <Mort-> Same
21:12 <Avatar> even with it her AC is like 16 or 17
21:20 <Mort-> Mine is only 17
21:37 <Mort-> Don't think I'm going to bother too much with it
21:39 <Mekkis_x200> Light armour proficiency + arcane armour training + mithril chain shirt
21:49 <Mort-> Its like phenomenally expensive
21:50 <Mekkis_x200> (that's what Mytiazair does)
21:54 <Avatar> you can't get arcane armour training until 3rd or 4th level
21:57 <Mort-> To do something about ac
22:01 <Mort-> Well yes i could
22:10 <Mort-> But why would i waste a feat on that
22:12 <Avatar> you probably wouldn't know about that mr DM credit
22:22 <Avatar> !
22:36 <Mekkis_x200> Avatar, actually, Mytiazair has very little DM credit
22:44 <Avatar> how much
22:48 <Mort-> There is also the carry a mitiril quick draw shield
23:01 <Mekkis_x200> and took a level of rogue (so got the proficiency there)
23:04 <Mekkis_x200> two XP
23:13 <Mekkis_x200> from 3-4
23:26 <Mort-> He is an arcane trickster i know
23:40 <Mekkis_x200> AND a master spy!
24:00 <Mort-> Specialization is out of question for me now
24:14 <Mort-> But i can learn some spy tricks
24:16 <Mort-> I will.
24:31 <Mort-> I'm so tired of beating people up for information
24:58 <Avatar> I'm kind of talking about a non-optimised character
25:09 <Mort-> He isn't exactly
25:27 <Avatar> who isn't exactly
25:33 <Mort-> I think mek doesn't think that rogue cross class was the way to go
25:36 <Mort-> Myz
25:49 <Mort-> But ill learn how to do it yes..
25:59 <Avatar> where's his sheet
26:05 <Mort-> God knows
26:07 <Mort-> Ask mek
26:20 <Mort-> I want to learn how to get information better
26:21 <Avatar> where's your sheet mekkis
26:48 <Mort-> I will try not to start tavern brawls
26:54 <Mekkis_x200> on my webserver
26:58 <Mekkis_x200> which is down atm :(
27:06 <Mort-> Mek. How many fights have you been able to talk your way out of
27:09 <Avatar> why isn't it on the site
27:12 <Mort-> Using nightmare
27:14 <Avatar> which is up atm !
27:26 <Mekkis_x200> because you don't like looking at my sheets
27:34 <Mekkis_x200> ummm
27:37 <Mekkis_x200> one or two
27:40 <Mekkis_x200> max
27:43 <Avatar> what are you talking about
27:55 <Mort-> Even +21 diplo doesn't work?
28:03 <Mekkis_x200> every time you look at my sheets, you complain about it
28:07 <Mort-> I think intimidate in pfs is better
28:10 <Avatar> the latex ones
28:12 <Mekkis_x200> diplomacy doesn't work in combat
28:18 <Mort-> Straight away they spill the beans?
28:20 <Avatar> I don't think the solution is not to have a sheet at all
28:31 <Mekkis_x200> the solution is to have a sheet on a webserver
28:32 <Mort-> No say you need information from a certain npc
28:42 <Mort-> Who won't want to talk to you about it
28:43 <Avatar> what difference does that make
28:52 <Mort-> Diplo doesn't work does it?
28:56 <Mekkis_x200> Mort-, intimidate has more consequences than diplomacy
29:12 <Mekkis_x200> the problem with rogues is that they're very niche
29:21 <Mort-> Yeah by that time ausk is 100 miles away in the dungeon
29:25 <Mekkis_x200> so niche that you can't be guaranteed to have one in your party
29:34 <Mort-> By the time the intimidate wears out
29:59 <Mort-> The sad thing is unless you scout the grounds before hand
30:06 <Mekkis_x200> so that in PFS, there's always a way for a non-rogue to do it
30:13 <Mort-> By the time a fight comes you won't be looking for traps
30:21 <Mort-> I tried the last time
30:36 <Mort-> Im not using animals as trap baits on mort
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30:43 <Mort-> Not the right thing to do
30:44 <OsterGuard> hey all
30:48 <Mekkis_x200> use rogues
30:50 <Avatar> trust OsterGuard
30:52 <Mort-> A construct is a different story though
31:41 <Avatar> mekkis_tablet: do you have mytiazair on your hard drive
31:52 <OsterGuard> Trust me to what?
31:58 <Mekkis_x200> I have it on my SVN repository
32:01 <OsterGuard> I wouldn't trust me with ANYTHING
32:06 <Mekkis_x200> all the way back to level 5 or 6
32:14 <Avatar> that'll do, upload it to the site
32:29 <Mort-> City of strangers 1!
32:35 <Mort-> This sat!
32:49 <Avatar> trust you OsterGuard, god
34:17 * Mort- jumps up and down
34:48 <Mort-> Would you believe it old oskar actually has disable device?
34:57 <Mekkis_x200> no
35:00 <Mort-> That archer :p
35:06 <Mort-> Lol
35:10 <Avatar> that's not really uncommon
35:19 <Avatar> only takes 1 rank
35:22 <Mort-> He has insane dex any way
36:09 <Mort-> Also pretty good perception
36:47 <Mort-> Mek
36:54 <Mekkis_x200> .
37:01 <Mort-> Just for point of a curious poke
37:08 <Mort-> To hit from range concealment
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37:21 <Avatar> no more red cordial for mort
37:21 <Mort-> How do you do it. You need to be concealed?
37:52 <Mort-> Lets assume you built a fighter rogue and wore goggles of fog cutting
38:00 * Tashes gives Mort- a trampoline
38:10 <Mort-> You burn a nice smoke stick
38:20 <Mekkis_x200> two rounds!
38:39 <Mort-> Does that mean you can sa for as many rounds as your cloud lasts?
38:44 <Mort-> Why 2 rounds
40:23 <Mekkis_x200> move action to draw smoke stick
40:31 <Mekkis_x200> move action to draw tinder and flint
40:36 <Mekkis_x200> full round action to light
40:38 * Avatar gives Tashes a trampoline
41:34 <Mort-> Swift action for smoke stick
41:54 * Tashes bounce!
41:59 <Mort-> If you want it so
42:11 <Mort-> The point is to light it immediately
42:27 <Mort-> Now that's in interesting thought
42:47 <Mort-> You could technically swift action smoke pallets.
42:52 <Mort-> One round only though
43:11 <Mort-> Swift action smoke pallet
43:21 <Mort-> Drop on the ground. It breaks?
44:04 <Mort-> Ideally someone makes the fog for you
44:48 <Mekkis_x200> Mort-, Inner Sea World Guide
44:51 <Mekkis_x200> Goz Mask
45:06 <Avatar> what is a goz mask
45:09 <Mort-> There were goggles of fog cutting
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47:26 <Mort-> Ok how do you create fog in a hurry
47:45 <Mort-> A) tell a magus to practice ninja tricks
48:36 <Avatar> treated as one size category larger than you are?
48:52 <Avatar> is that for everything, for wind, or just for appearances?
51:15 <Mekkis_x200> Mort-, pyrotechnics!
51:17 <Mort-> Ranged attacks can count as sneak attacks only if the target is within 30 feet.
51:21 <Mort-> Ah crap
51:28 <Mort-> That's a wizard thing
51:44 <Mort-> Or yes you can get your friendly wizard to hurl glitterdust
52:04 <Mort-> That opens up for lots of mess when rogues are involved
53:49 <Avatar> for wind effects only it seems
54:30 <Mort-> Obscuring mist is too big radius.
54:40 <Mort-> Your party will complain at you all day long
55:31 <Avatar> funny you should mention that
55:39 <Avatar> because I think I'm taking black tentacles on snickers
55:48 <Avatar> which has a similar sort of issue, except with movement instead of sight
56:01 <Mort-> You can control black tentacles
56:09 <Avatar> what do you mean
56:27 <Mort-> Now. Just for a fun thought. Could you train your familiar to light smoke sticks for you?
56:37 <Mort-> Or buy yourself a pet monkey :p
56:38 <Avatar> wait a minute, what do you mean you can contorl them
56:44 <Avatar> control* them
56:48 <Mort-> Its area of effect
56:59 <Mort-> Throw it so the edges catch the monsters duh
57:26 <Avatar> can't you do that with mist
58:03 <Avatar> ah you're right 
58:36 <Mort-> Mist is from you
58:48 <Mort-> Your allies will dump you in a pit first
59:15 <Avatar> I was actually wondering if you can dismiss certain squares of black tentacles 
59:20 <Avatar> or entanglement
59:21 <Mort-> No
59:27 <Avatar> because I've seen it done before in a scenario by a bad guy
59:36 <Avatar> it seems to suggest that you can
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