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02:37:03 <Steven> dun dun dun
02:37:04 <Steven> im back
02:39:49 <Hydrazine> you are not
02:40:59 <Steven> yup
02:41:00 <Steven> i am
02:52:03 <Hydrazine> Pssh.
02:52:06 <Hydrazine> I'm kicking ass.
02:59:24 <Steven> at what?
03:07:27 <Steven> Sam just turned to me and asked if she can get a new tattoo
03:07:40 <Steven> I turn to her, Can you?
03:07:52 <Steven> she turns to me, I dont know thats why im asking you
03:08:14 <Steven> i reply, Feminisim?
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04:13:39 <Steven> so fars up to what i estimate is around 30 bucks of stuff i can dump lol
04:14:09 <Steven> im selling some magic cards i dont want
06:49:32 <Brunius> send them to meeee
08:13:06 <Mekkis> Steven, where are you selling them?
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08:59:16 <Mort-> Morning
08:59:21 <Mort-> Just woke up
08:59:34 <Mort-> Rubbing sleepy out of my eyes
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11:41:17 <Avatar> zzzzzz
11:42:08 <Mort-> zzzzz
12:05:45 <MekkisScreen> GRRR
12:05:47 <MekkisScreen> ls
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12:15:40 <Mort-> Morning
12:16:34 <Hydrazine> howdy.
12:16:59 * Mort- is just ...today
12:19:03 <Hydrazine> Mort is Thursday?
12:19:05 <Hydrazine> I knew it.
12:19:34 <Mort-> No I'm feeling ...
12:21:27 <Hydrazine> Most people are feeling Mort.
12:23:58 <Mort-> My shoulders are a bit stiff. I'm feeling the z monster.
12:24:16 <Mort-> And i want to go read more comics
12:24:31 <Hydrazine> So go read more comics.
12:25:14 <Mort-> I'm at work :(
12:52:54 <MekkisScreen> I'm at lunch
13:04:37 <Avatar> I'm at home
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17:44:26 <Steven> totally caught a player looking up monster while they were fighting it
17:44:46 <Hydrazine> that bastard! Off with his head!
17:44:57 <Steven> woman
17:45:08 <Hydrazine> Her head!
17:46:34 <Steven> she turned invis dragon went and hit her
17:46:55 <Steven> and obviously was upset about it
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17:51:25 <Mort-> Urgh why did i get arrowed to be the fire warden :((
17:51:42 <Mort-> I can't leave the floor till everyone in my unit leaves :(
17:51:50 <Mort-> Have to be last one leaving :(
17:58:09 <Mort-> I'm a scaredmur.
18:05:20 <Steven> so, with that, my sorc now has 2 exp
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18:18:59 <Brunius> Double methods tomorrow morning
18:19:01 <Brunius> hurrah :S
18:23:10 <Brunius> Why is facebook suggesting I add darkwhite
18:23:28 <Steven> it hates you
18:25:38 <Brunius> http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=471599
18:27:22 <Steven> is ballig here?
18:27:26 <Ballig1> no
18:27:31 <Steven> cool
18:27:34 * Steven hits ballig in the mouth
18:27:49 <Steven> WITH A SANDWICH!
18:27:51 * Brunius backs off a bit
18:27:58 <Brunius> "What the hell man?"
18:28:00 <Steven> also, i made sandwiches for dinner tonight
18:28:05 <Brunius> Wait what
18:28:08 <Steven> Pastrami sandwich
18:28:13 <Brunius> Why AM I RPing MYSELF
18:28:23 <Steven> i dunno why you doin that bro?
18:28:35 <Brunius> I dunno :(
18:29:26 <Steven> ballig got sandwiched
18:30:52 <Brunius> Ballig
18:30:58 <Brunius> Is the ANU in Canberra?
18:31:25 <Ballig1> yeah
18:31:58 <Steven> how was the sandwich punch ballig?
18:33:32 <Ballig1> I blocked it
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18:34:29 <Steven> you blocked it with your teeth huh?
18:34:42 <Steven> im pretty sure a sandwich has a hardness of 0
18:35:12 <Hydrazine> Depends on how long you toast it for.
18:35:32 <Brunius> I'm toasting my sandwiches for ages now
18:35:36 <Brunius> so that the have hardness of 1
18:36:28 <Steven> i dont toast pastrami sandwiches
18:36:48 <Ballig> pastrami doesn't exist IRL
18:37:05 <Steven> totaly does
18:37:20 <Steven> cause i got a super awesome pastrami sand right now
18:37:22 <Steven> well... half of one
18:37:31 <Ballig> pretty sure it's not really pastrami
18:41:52 <Steven> i dont know what else it would be though
18:42:19 <Brunius> pastrami
18:42:26 <Brunius> what is pastrami anyway
18:42:32 <Ballig> it's a made-up meat
18:42:34 <Ballig> it doesn't really exist
18:42:52 <Steven> it tastes like pastrami, looks like pastrami, and the lady i bought it from at the deli said its pastrami
18:42:56 <Ballig> people who say they have eaten pastrami are lying
18:43:03 <Hydrazine> Its not as good as Perfectly Normal Beast.
18:43:09 <Brunius> Ha
18:43:28 <Brunius> Damn, where's that from?
18:43:32 <Hydrazine> Lol.
18:43:34 <Steven> Its beef thats been brined, dried a bit, seasoned, and then smoked
18:43:36 <Steven> usually
18:43:40 <Hydrazine> Gonna be wondering that all day huh?
18:43:41 <Steven> im sure theres other variations of it
18:44:22 <Steven> i not lying...
18:44:31 <Ballig> Brunius: hitchhiker's guide
18:45:06 <Brunius> ah, of course
18:45:34 <Steven> oh another fun momment tonight is when somebody tried to tell me they could 5 foot step diagnially through a hard corner
18:45:45 <Brunius> of course you can
18:46:04 <Hydrazine> make them demonstrate IRL.
18:46:08 <Ballig> sounds like you play with dicks Steven
18:46:24 <Steven> i was totaly playing with people who were attempting to rules lawyer the dumbest things
18:46:42 <Steven> because i have a migraine tonight, and they think that im just gonna let them get away with it...
18:46:45 <Steven> yeah right!
18:47:31 <Steven> i did manage to kill soembody
18:47:49 <Steven> 6d6 breath from a dragon,
18:47:59 <Steven> next round fly by attack on the person
18:48:21 <Steven> third round breath weapon recharged, so it did it again
18:48:28 <Steven> for another 6d6..
18:48:35 <Steven> they were all bitching about how it wasnt fair
18:48:55 <Brunius> Were you specifically targeting that player?
18:49:09 <Steven> as per the moral of the creature
18:49:18 <Steven> it attacks whatever target is the most vulnerable
18:49:37 <Steven> the breath weapon was what did it though
18:49:55 <Steven> cause nothing says i love you like a 1 round recharge on the breath weapon
18:50:26 <Steven> second one i rolled 32 damage /cackles gleefully
18:50:45 <Brunius> I think I'll run Tomb of Horrors on camp
18:50:47 <Ballig> dragons can be particularly merciless
18:50:50 <Brunius> Just to mess with people
18:50:53 <Ballig> it's not necessarily unrealistic for it to target one person until they die
18:51:36 <Steven> yeah, well, when the first breath hit, the guy had an entire two rounds becaue he acted before the dragon to leave the area back where it wouldnt be vulnerable
18:51:47 <Steven> and it knocked him down to like 30% health
18:51:51 <Steven> and everyone else made their save
18:52:42 <Steven> so... it was his own damned fault for staying in the room with the dragon
18:54:41 <Steven> best part of the whole night
18:54:47 <Steven> the monk stepped into every single trap
18:54:52 <Steven> and didnt save against any of them
18:55:44 <Steven> they spent half a clw wand on him alone
18:56:26 <Steven> i had em all nervious and jumpy, cause a couple times i had them roll perceptions for no reason
18:56:50 <Steven> walter came over after it was over and was like, steve you're a bad man.
18:58:11 <Steven> so what did you guys do today?
18:58:45 <Ballig> worked
19:00:08 <Steven> no fun at work?
19:01:25 <Brunius> I had school
19:01:30 <Brunius> That was bundles of fun
19:01:49 <Ballig> work was work
19:01:51 <Steven> funs
19:02:12 <Ballig> no, work
19:06:58 <Steven> sad panda
19:07:08 <Steven> sam totaly stole my tv
19:07:17 <Steven> shes making me watch futurama
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19:16:31 <Steven> suppose it could be worse
19:23:07 <Avatar> is sam a real person
19:28:34 <Steven> no, shes made up like pastrami
19:29:23 <Steven> she says, yes she is real
19:31:09 <Ballig> but did she really say that
19:32:01 <Steven> she didnt say it exactly like that
19:32:08 <Avatar> how did she say it exactly
19:32:12 <Steven> her exact words were
19:32:30 <Steven> Yes, Im real. Is he dumb?
19:32:42 <Ballig> pretty sure that's not what she said
19:32:54 <Avatar> that sounds like something you might say
19:33:14 <Steven> nah, mine would be more douchetacular
19:35:14 <Steven> shes just bitchy, i guess work was less then fun for her, and she was less then pleased that it was sandwich night
19:35:35 * Steven shrugs
19:35:38 <Steven> cant please em all
19:38:05 <Steven> brb, im going to move
19:38:09 <Steven> a couch
19:41:35 <Steven> ugh!
19:41:48 <Steven> okay, im going into the bedroom
19:42:02 <Steven> im tired of her shit
19:42:10 <Steven> aparantly i didnt move it like she wanted
19:42:30 * Steven pounds his face into a wall
19:47:11 <Avatar> so is she a real person
19:48:27 <Brunius> sounds like she isn't
19:48:34 <Ballig> seems that way, right
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19:48:42 <Brunius> We should fall back on the time honoured tradition of pics or it didn't happen
19:52:54 <Steven> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/55_510317537804_40309803_30699452_4013_n.jpg
19:53:26 <Steven> it didnt stay the same size...
19:53:45 <Brunius> Commence finiding steven's facebook
19:53:51 <Brunius> hell, finding even
19:53:57 <Steven> ok....
19:54:04 <Avatar> cmon brunius that's going too far
19:54:20 <Brunius> Why?
19:54:22 <Steven> so i should take it off privacy mode then right?
19:54:39 <Brunius> It's hilariously easy when they post a picture directly from it
19:54:51 <Brunius> (Who are the kids in your cover photo?)
19:55:52 <Steven> thats my brother garrett
19:56:12 <Steven> wait no, thats my brother mike, my brother garrett, and me
19:56:35 <Brunius> Man, I need to stop doing this
19:56:54 <Steven> doign what?
19:57:13 <Brunius> Getting people's details over the internetz
19:57:36 <Steven> i dont mind, i made my facebook unprivate so you could find it easier
19:58:37 <Brunius> I had a direct profile link in any case, so I don't think there's any way you could have avoided that
19:59:17 <Steven> even with it, once you try to navigate to another page it would shunt you to a page that said i only share with certain people
20:00:47 <Steven> now i gotta remeber how to turn it back on
20:01:52 <Steven> i dont know if that did it or not
20:03:48 <Avatar> stalking is going too far
20:04:34 <Steven> its no biggie avatar, we live in an technology age
20:04:37 <Brunius> Stalking is defined as with intent to cause fear or harm
20:04:46 <Steven> its not like hes calling my cell.
20:05:03 <Steven> btw, if you call my cell at 3am at night, dont expect a nice answer!
20:06:27 <Steven> btw, if you're looking for sams profile
20:06:30 <Steven> good luck
20:06:34 <Steven> she doesnt have a facebook
20:06:56 <Steven> i think she has a myspace
20:06:59 <Brunius> I'm not, actually
20:07:03 <Brunius> I'm not that dedicated
20:07:38 <Steven> she got all emo when facebook switched over to timeline and went back to facebook
20:07:44 <Steven> closed her account and everything
20:08:17 <Brunius> went back to myspace?
20:08:27 <Steven> yeah myspace
20:08:38 <Steven> whatever, my brain no working
20:09:10 <Steven> evidenced by the fact i was caught with my shoes on laying in the bed
20:09:20 <Steven> i may or may not have just gotten yelled at.
20:10:04 <Steven> finally kill somebody in a pfs game today and after that its just been ownhill
20:10:15 <Steven> downhill
20:22:36 <Steven> i think i got a spybot on my computer
20:25:37 <Brunius> Yeah, sorry about that
20:26:26 <Steven> its cause i let somebody use my computer down at the shop
20:26:35 <Steven> and im sure one of them went to a bad website
20:26:41 <Brunius> Probably !
20:26:46 <Brunius> Run a boot time scan
20:26:58 <Steven> already did, im getting rid of it right now
20:31:03 <Steven> and done
20:31:12 <Steven> what i get for being nice i suppose
20:36:51 * Steven is terribly bored.
20:36:55 <Steven> lets do something
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20:44:33 <Avatar> run a game
20:45:01 <Avatar> did anyone pledge for this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1613260297/shadowrun-returns
20:45:12 <Avatar> a little under 3 days to go
20:45:18 <Avatar> I am not sure if I should chip in
20:47:12 <Avatar> the deal sounds pretty sexy for just $15
20:48:55 <Steven> oh mans
20:49:02 <Steven> brb, imma get yelled at real fast
20:50:23 <Steven> she says im only allowed 5 bucks...
20:52:25 <Steven> and she didnt even complain at all
20:52:58 <Steven> i came in and was like, hey sam can i spend like.... she breaks in and says "5 bucks"
20:56:14 <Steven> wow... some of these 'rewards' are pretty cool
20:58:33 <Steven> i <3 shadowrun
21:01:22 <Steven> hey ballig, you free to answer some questions about CA?
21:01:52 <Ballig> hm?
21:02:09 <Steven> peoples cant connect to me
21:02:30 <Ballig> need to forward the port
21:04:10 <Steven> port forwarded...
21:07:14 <Steven> anyone care to try?
21:07:54 <Mort-> Urgh
21:08:01 <Ballig> what's the IP
21:08:19 <Steven> 50.37.108.54
21:08:28 <Ballig> nope
21:08:31 <Ballig> port 4000?
21:08:44 <Ballig> do you have both a windows firewall and a router firewall?
21:09:06 <Steven> yeah, windows firewall is disabled
21:09:15 <Steven> cause tha thing sucks
21:09:28 <Ballig> try putting your computer's IP in the DMZ
21:09:29 <Ballig> see if that works
21:11:32 <Mort-> Ca is a problem for me as well
21:11:40 <Mort-> Usually i do it through meks server
21:11:56 <Ballig> anything that requires a direct connection to your computer will be an issue if you don't know how to allow it through your router's firewall
21:12:07 <Mort-> But guess what? I never have to worry about port forwarding now :d
21:13:16 <Mort-> Ok back to comics
21:13:53 <Steven> try again
21:14:18 <Ballig> nope
21:14:24 <Ballig> did you add your computer to the DMZ
21:14:32 <Steven> yeah
21:14:40 <Ballig> the last time someone had this problem, they were typing their IP incorrectly
21:14:44 <Steven> i think im going to go back to my old router
21:14:47 <Avatar> I can't connect either
21:14:56 <Ballig> what's your computer's IP address? the one you added to the DMZ
21:15:25 <Steven> 50.37.108.54
21:15:29 <Ballig> that's your external IP
21:15:32 <Ballig> you need to add your network IP
21:15:39 <Steven> shit your right... blah im smart lol
21:15:42 <Ballig> same if you are forwarding a port
21:15:45 <Ballig> it has to be your network IP
21:17:28 <Steven> i hate messing around with this router
21:17:50 <Steven> so poorly layed out
21:17:57 <Ballig> that's what she said
21:18:30 <Mort-> Got luck?
21:18:54 <Steven> i just found the dmz host settings menu
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21:19:00 <Ballig> ha, joe poo
21:19:02 <Ballig> what an awesome nick
21:19:05 <joepoo> yo yo d n ddddddd
21:19:07 <joepoo> dynamite
21:19:08 <Steven> epic nick
21:19:10 <joepoo> ddddddd n ddddddddddddddddddd
21:19:11 <joepoo> dynamite
21:19:14 <joepoo> yo yo
21:19:19 <joepoo> electric guitar playing
21:19:19 <Steven> are you on meth?
21:19:22 <joepoo> yeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:20:13 <Steven> ugh.... i have to go find my password
21:20:24 <Steven> im going to do this tomorrow
21:20:39 <Steven> much easier when i dont have a headache
21:20:42 <joepoo> are u retarded br?
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21:20:54 <Steven> oh snaps!
21:20:56 <Mort-> Good luck steve
21:21:04 <Steven> he caught a ban hammer with his face
21:21:11 <Mort-> If you give up ask mek to get you out
21:21:12 <Hydrazine> Like woah.
21:21:18 <Mort-> He has magic?
21:21:20 <Mort-> !
21:21:35 <Steven> i know how to do it mort, i just dont feel up to digging through my lists of passwords for random crap
21:21:45 <Mort-> He helped me do something so i could port foward.
21:21:53 <Steven> and ide have to find the damned folder first
21:21:58 <Ballig> you didn't port forward, Mort-
21:22:03 <Mort-> I have insufficient geek to do fancy tricks
21:22:16 <Ballig> he just let you use a tunnel so you didn't need to port forward
21:22:22 <Mort-> He linked me up to something that did the trick. Whatever it was
21:22:25 <Ballig> basically it prevents your computer from having to listen to incoming connections
21:22:52 <Steven> oh my god! its 4am
21:22:55 <Steven> i can take another pill
21:23:01 <Steven> why the hell am i sitting here in pain
21:23:42 <Steven> ahhhhhhhhh.... maybe another 20 minutes and my migraine will die off again
21:23:49 <Mort-> Can't believe i ran out of comics
21:23:50 <Steven> then it will be happy time for me
21:23:58 <Steven> interweb comics?
21:24:16 <Mort-> Library comics
21:24:27 <Steven> no i mean have you tried interweb commics
21:25:12 <Mort-> Some
21:25:18 <Mort-> Here and there
21:29:13 <Hydrazine> Read a book.
21:29:20 <Steven> oh oh books good
21:29:22 <Hydrazine> Read a book. Read a motherfuckin' book.
21:29:30 <Steven> OH MAN!
21:29:40 <Steven> im gonna go watch that on youtube right now
21:30:42 <Ballig> Hydrazine: one of my colleagues will always talk about how she's bored sometimes after work (because her husband is at hockey training and apparently she can't do anything without him)
21:30:46 <Ballig> I say "read a book" and she rolls her eyes
21:30:51 <Ballig> she "doesn't read", in her words
21:30:59 <Hydrazine> I hate people like that.
21:31:03 <Mekkis> port forward isn't really the solution nowadays
21:31:03 <Hydrazine> Both people that 'don't read;
21:31:13 <Hydrazine> and people that don't know how entertain themselves.
21:31:15 <Ballig> and yet every time I say something that she didn't know, she will say "how do you know all these things?!"
21:31:20 <Ballig> because I read fucking books, dipshit
21:31:31 <Hydrazine> ^!
21:31:34 <Hydrazine> Exactly!
21:31:48 <Mekkis> agreed
21:31:52 <Hydrazine> My sister shows some interest in books.
21:31:59 <Hydrazine> Even though shes still pretty ditzy.
21:34:21 <Mekkis> Mort has the unfortunate situation of being in the asia pacific region, not being in Australia, and not paying a premium for internet access. She doesn't get an external IP address...
21:34:23 <Ballig> I'm sure she'll grow out of the ditzy
21:34:37 <Hydrazine> I hope so. I hope so.
21:34:51 <Mort-> What's ditzy
21:35:06 <Mort-> I'm reading comics!
21:35:06 <Hydrazine> Um. Airheaded?
21:35:15 <Mort-> Oh. I'm an air head too!
21:35:30 <Hydrazine> She says 'oh my god' and 'like' approximately 9 times a sentence.
21:36:00 <Mort-> I didn't realize that was my problem anyway mek. Only about how to fix it.
21:36:17 <Mort-> I know i wouldn't understand even if you tried to explain it to me :(
21:42:14 <Hydrazine> My sister's getting really sexist too, and it bugs me. She has this "I can't do X by myself because I'm a girl" attitude and it drives me nuts.
21:43:20 <Mort-> You shouldnt. Leave her to do it by herself and she will find a way
21:43:56 <Mort-> I just don't have a brain for programming or maths. Even if i were a guy it wouldnt be any diff
21:44:30 <Mort-> So if you can't open a can of coke because your a girl. You can do without it.
21:45:55 <Mekkis> Mort-, the problem is not the "doing X by myself" bit. it's the "because I'm a girl" bit
21:46:14 <Mort-> Screw the I'm a girl bit
21:46:25 * Mort- rawrs
21:47:23 <Mekkis> I need to do an upgrade in about an hour
21:47:31 * Mekkis will sleep until then
21:47:58 <Steven> yeah sam goes through these ultra feminist periods where she doesnt need me for anything
21:48:03 <Steven> so i stop doing things for her
21:48:42 <Steven> and she gets tired of the effort required for "I dont need a man."
21:49:17 <Steven> or she runs into a pickle jar
21:49:36 <Steven> best time ever was she went through one of those phases, i went and tightened every jar in the house
21:49:39 <Steven> she was livid
21:49:46 <Steven> serves her right...
21:50:47 <Mort-> You need rubber bands
21:50:52 <Mort-> They work pretty well
21:51:10 <Steven> for keeping jar lids on?
21:51:12 <Mort-> Do it all the time when I'm opening a new spaghetti bottle
21:51:19 <Mort-> For opening them
21:51:29 <Mort-> Gives you better tractiomd
21:51:34 <Steven> im not giving sam any rubber bands...
21:51:41 <Steven> she shoots them with deadly accuracy
21:51:44 <Mort-> So you can use your strength better
21:52:01 <Mort-> Don't be silly i wouldn't shoot rubber bands at you
21:52:07 <Mort-> Id use paper bullets
21:54:29 <Mort-> Oh shit i really ran out of shaman king comics
21:54:37 * Steven hides the rubber bands on his desk
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22:55:04 <Mort-> Gosh I'm out of comics
23:14:02 <Mekkis> oh no
23:17:19 <Mort-> Lol ill need a new series
23:28:27 <Mekkis> Mort-, have you read Gods and Magic?
23:28:37 <Mort-> Actually yes.
23:29:00 * Mort- wags her tail proudly.
23:29:18 <Mekkis> any gods you can see your characters worshipping?
23:29:44 <Mort-> Lamashthu ( spelt wrong) and asmodeus are the only two evil gods
23:30:03 <Mekkis> Urgothia
23:30:14 <Mekkis> Norgobar
23:35:21 <Mort-> By right mort should be a worshiper of yuelral
23:35:53 <Mort-> Norgobar if i were running a rogue maybe
23:37:26 <Mort-> And i do owe nethys one for saving my arse back then
23:37:53 <Mekkis> Slip worships Norgobar (sp)
23:38:23 <Mort-> His problem
23:38:36 <Mort-> But he is a sneaky halfling
23:38:57 <Mort-> I told you i wanted to worship moloch :d
23:39:27 <Mort-> I need to find an evil dragon diety for kendra
23:39:45 <Mort-> Grull will worship erastil
23:40:35 <Mekkis> I believe that Moloch is a legal deity, he just falls under "demon lords"
23:41:38 <Mort-> According to gods and magic he isn't
23:42:12 <Mort-> Which means i will screw up any divine caster if i start preaching
23:42:41 <Mort-> Lamashthu is a humanoid wolf with breasts?
23:42:47 <Mort-> Disgusting
23:42:50 <Mort-> Ce too
23:44:31 <Mort-> Urgathoa looks disgusting too.
23:44:38 <Mort-> Half human half undead
23:44:59 <Mort-> I tell you i druther worship moloch
23:45:08 <Mort-> At least he has cool looking armor
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23:46:32 <Mort-> Heh
23:48:13 * Mort- grins at mekkis
23:49:37 <Mekkis> heh
23:49:43 <Mekkis> I've been thinking:
23:50:05 <Mekkis> What faction would Grolschmir take if Andoran got the cut
23:50:28 <Mort-> He can't
23:50:34 <Mort-> Do that to us!
23:50:56 <Mort-> Mort would probably join silver crusade!
23:51:03 <Mekkis> what faction would your characters take if their faction got the cut?
23:51:15 <Mort-> Andoran is the most popular faction
23:51:25 <Mort-> I think khaz would be in trouble
23:51:32 <Mort-> He really really likes his faction
23:51:40 <Mekkis> Grolschmir wouldn't take Silver Crusade
23:51:52 <Mort-> Mort would
23:51:54 <Mekkis> he cares for freedom more than for good
23:51:56 <Mekkis> :S
23:52:18 <Mort-> Khaz might retire because he has problems with faction
23:52:22 <Mort-> Seriously :p
23:52:58 <Mort-> I think i want to change grulls faction. Not really sure if i really want him to be shadow lodge
23:53:16 <Mort-> Kendra probably would go sczani
23:53:57 <Mekkis> I would have thought Khaz is pretty Scazni
23:54:36 <Mort-> Urm actually i think arab trader every time i play khaz :p
23:54:47 <Mort-> Anything goes lol. Sneaking if you must
23:55:30 <Mort-> If you like to make 1000 year contracts and make sure people do it...
23:56:34 <Mort-> Id say a good trade deal is when you get to put yourself in an advantageous position
23:57:01 <Mekkis> not too advantageous
23:58:36 <Mort-> Hey what's the harm in it!
23:59:34 <Mort-> Caveat emptor
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