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15:08 <Steven> how can i get xchat to auto connect to this server w/o bringing up the network list?
16:21 <Steven> paydirt
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16:47 <Steven> yeah...
16:53 <Steven> this is working right now
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59:05 <Hydrazine> yo
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13:36 <Duhz> so pumped to paly
13:39 <Duhz> play*
13:53 <Hydrazine> fo shizzle?
14:07 <Duhz> yeah
14:11 <Duhz> fo shiz
14:18 <Hydrazine> I should be in for Gobbos.
15:19 <Hydrazine> What're you up to, Duhz?
16:10 <Duhz> league
16:20 <Duhz> I could que dodge if you wanted
17:28 <Duhz> also thinking about making a summoner
17:32 <Hydrazine> do eet
17:40 <Duhz> Cause I've played alot of dwarven fighters in my day
17:48 <Hydrazine> alchemist!
18:01 <Duhz> I think I made my one alchemist.
18:06 <Duhz> And until he dies
18:08 <Duhz> I can't make another
18:14 <Hydrazine> I have a few things on my list I want to make.
18:19 <Duhz> He's way too OP, everything else would be a shadow
18:26 <Hydrazine> well, not just make, but actually try playing.
18:34 <Duhz> Right, of course
19:03 <Hydrazine> i think a hedge witch is highest up.
19:36 <Hydrazine> with an alch somewhere on it, a summoner, and a master of styles monk
20:14 <Hydrazine> because crane wing at level two, seems frightening.
20:49 <Hydrazine> hey, do you feel satisfied with the amount of options melee fighter types are given to control their enemies?
21:35 <Duhz> Not really
21:54 <Duhz> Because every mage class can make something that outclasses someone who chooses that option
22:10 <Duhz> like unless I'm a tetori, I will constantly meet enemies who outgrapple me.
31:47 <Avatar> did anyone from google groups end up coming in
32:48 <Avatar> Sarevok are you there
33:29 <Duhz> sarevok
33:30 <Duhz> really
33:32 <Duhz> that his name?
33:34 <Duhz> so boss
33:53 <Avatar> what's sarevok
39:35 <Avatar> tough crowd
54:18 <Duhz> sorry in a game
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09:57 <Duhz> Legend of Grimlock... My life is good.
26:43 <Avatar> what
24:49 <Hydrazine> Holy crap.
25:03 <Hydrazine> Yeah, master of styles monk is potentially very very powerful.
25:11 <Hydrazine> early levels atleast.
38:13 <Avatar> what book is that in again
38:36 <Avatar> UC
38:54 <Hydrazine> You could potentially take a level 7 prereq feat at level 2.
39:25 <Hydrazine> have the entire crane style path done at 2 and just be brutal for a few levels.
39:55 <Avatar> what level 7 feat
40:00 <Hydrazine> cfrane riposte.
41:15 <Avatar> would be interesting to see
41:38 <Hydrazine> seems like it'd be really dangerous at early levels and eventually sort of decay off.
45:51 <Avatar> well that's sort of how it should work if you're too dangerous :P
47:50 <Hydrazine> combat expertise iteself seems really silly, or am I missing something with it?
48:12 <Hydrazine> Like, I think 3.5 had a caveat that a combat expertise user taking a total defensive got an extra gain out of it.
49:10 <Avatar> I don't think it's outrageously silly
49:16 <Avatar> it's not considered a good feat
49:20 <Avatar> just a pre-req for a lot
49:26 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
49:29 <Avatar> I don't know why it's not actively used more though
49:34 <Avatar> good tanking feat I think
49:56 <Hydrazine> So can you fight defensively with combat expertise for a... -5 attack and +3 ac?
50:11 <Avatar> it's the + to AC that you want to look at
50:22 <Avatar> otherwise it's useless obviously
50:29 <Avatar> it's not the kind of thing you want to use every encounter
50:39 <Hydrazine> I agree.
51:07 <Hydrazine> But I still think the entire idea of a feat to be more defensive in combat that doesn't help you on a total defense? Why not?
51:46 <Avatar> who knows
51:59 <Avatar> could speculate forever about that kind of thing I think
19:57 <Hydrazine> hmmmm.
21:41 <Hydrazine> avatar, would you say a reach weapon user could attempt to use his reach weapon as an improvised weapon at close range? Something like swinging the butt-end as a club?
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23:18 <Hydrazine> The overall is only because there are things particularly difficult/impossible to trip that stand still would work on.
23:34 <Thelen> yea
23:39 <Thelen> well perhaps
23:44 <Thelen> their cmd would be high surely
23:49 <Hydrazine> whose?
24:04 <Mort-> More legs = can't be tripped
24:13 <Thelen> oh
24:13 <Hydrazine> No. More legs = really hard to trip.
24:32 <Hydrazine> Giant snake? Ooze? Impossible.
24:40 <Mort-> Flying = can't be tripped
24:51 * Mort- has seen you trip a dawg
25:09 <Hydrazine> And my trip rolls are getting better!
26:26 * Mort- tries to trip hydra
26:40 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
26:41 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
26:46 <Mort-> Lol
27:02 * Hydrazine explodes, violently.
27:21 <Hydrazine> !throw 6d6
27:22 <diebot> Hydrazine, 6d6: [6d6=4,4,2,1,2,3] 16
27:22 <Hydrazine> Reflex!
27:27 <Mort-> Lol
27:39 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6
27:40 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
28:12 <Brunius> I'm fairly sure flying creatures can be tripped
28:23 <Mort-> Uh bad idea?
28:24 <Brunius> It's just that they fall 20ft or something
28:36 <Brunius> concentration check for it?
28:40 <Brunius> I can't remember.
28:53 <Hydrazine> Where is this, Brunius?
29:09 <Hydrazine> Oh, Thelen, does Hitomi do any combat maneuvers regularly?
29:09 <Brunius> Someone in here was talking about it
29:13 <Brunius> I'll check my logs
31:12 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Fri 12pm (Ballig, We Be Goblins) / Fri 6pm (Avatar,new game,1) / Sat 1pm (Brunius, new game 5-9) / Sun 1pm (Avatar,new game 3-7) | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
31:12 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Tue Apr 10 21:21:33 2012
31:12 <***> Buffer Playback...
31:13 <***> Playback Complete.
31:18 * Mort- knows nothing about combat manuevers
31:19 * Mogmurch makes potions while observing quietly.
31:27 <Hydrazine> You know plenty, Mort.
31:29 * Reta throws her apple core at Mogmurch, and looks away like shes innocent.
31:33 <Buggy> !roll [1d20+1]
31:33 <dicebot> Buggy, \[1d20+1\]: [\[1d20=20\]] 21
31:34 <Hydrazine> You've osmosis'd a ton from me.
31:37 <Thelen> not really
31:38 <Mort-> Yeah and my nose is growing long
31:42 <Mort-> Yeah some
31:43 <Thelen> the one time i tried grappling i almost died
31:44 <Thelen> lol
31:47 <Thelen> 2nd time it worked OK
31:53 <Brunius> Man
31:59 <Brunius> You guys really do like tripping in games
32:00 <Mort-> You need to get a grapplers mark
32:02 <Mort-> Mask
32:12 <Reta> "Reta ride wild boar!"
32:15 <Ballig> "Dance with Squealy Nord! Who will dance?!"
32:18 <Mort-> Khaz won't trip
32:21 <Ballig> "Reat will dance! Yay Reta!"
32:22 <Reta> "Reta braver AND tougher!"
32:23 <Mort-> Not a tripper
32:23 <Ballig> the goblins cheer
32:29 * #d&d :Only half-operators and above may view the +e list
32:31 * Reta stands on a table, and in some soup.
32:31 <Mogmurch> "Hmph!"
32:35 <Ballig> they bring the piglet out and you jump on its back
32:40 <Stumpbiter> "Urrrr"
32:45 <Ballig> it begins to squeal and run around the pen
32:49 <Ballig> make a ride check
32:56 <Mogmurch> "Stop, you make Mogmurch upset."
33:05 <Mort-> I wish there was an item for no aoo while tripping
33:06 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11 ridin' the fearsome hog!
33:07 <dicebot> Reta, ridin' the fearsome hog!: [1d20=8] 19
33:13 <Brunius> http://games.on.net/article/15349/EA_Accused_of_Copying_Warhammer_40K_Tanks_in_CC_Tiberium_Alliances
33:14 <Brunius> Whoops
33:19 <Mort-> I'm not using getting ce
33:23 <Ballig> you have stayed on for six seconds
33:25 <Mort-> For that
33:26 <Ballig> the goblins are cheering your name
33:27 * Reta yells and waves her dogslicer around, trying to barrel the hog into someone.
33:28 <Ballig> make another ride check
33:45 <Reta> !throw 1d20+11 ridin' the hog, preferably into Poog.
33:55 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11 ridin' the hog, preferably into Poog.
33:56 <dicebot> Reta, ridin' the hog, preferably into Poog.: [1d20=7] 18
33:59 <Mort-> If you want to use combat maneuvers
34:08 <Mort-> You need feats in them
34:08 <Brunius> Looks like I'm wrong
34:13 <Brunius> "Some creatures—such as oozes, creatures without legs, and flying creatures—cannot be tripped."
34:13 <Buggy> Err... still trying to figure out the roller syntax.
34:16 <Ballig> you stay on for another six seconds, kicking mud up in the faces of the other goblins much to your delight
34:18 <Brunius> http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/combat.html#trip
34:20 <Ballig> make another ride check
34:21 <Mort-> Told you
34:23 <Hydrazine> There is, Mort. Its a whip.
34:25 <poog> "Poog wish he could ride so good! My deepest shame..."
34:39 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11 riding the hog all day, cause shes better than all you gobs.
34:39 <dicebot> Reta, riding the hog all day, cause shes better than all you gobs.: [1d20=10] 21
34:47 <Hydrazine> Unless your enemy can also attack from 15 ft away, no AoO.
34:48 <Hydrazine> win.
34:54 <Mort-> I'm not doing exotic weapon profeciency
34:58 <Mort-> Either
34:59 <Ballig> you grab squealy nord's ears and ride him right into Poog, knocking him into the mud
35:06 <Mort-> So I'm a lazy fk.
35:08 <Ballig> all the other goblins laugh and clap your back and call you the squealy nord tamer
35:14 <Hydrazine> You can't have your cake and eat it too.
35:21 <Mort-> Exactly
35:29 <Reta> "Squealy Nord good ride! Reta want keep him!"
35:36 <Mort-> Which is why i said. Khaz isn't a tripper
35:38 <Reta> "Is him?"
35:39 * Chuffy cheers at reta
35:40 <poog> "Ahhh! You no do that again! I burn you if you dont stop!"
35:45 <Ballig> "We never check!"
35:46 <Mort-> Have other things on my mind
35:49 * Mogmurch crosses his arms.
35:49 * Reta peeks under Sqealy Nord's back end.
35:53 <poog> "You let poog ride! I try!"
35:54 <Hydrazine> Howdy Freelancer 
36:03 <Ballig> Squealy Nord is tired now and goes to sleep in the mud
36:18 * Mogmurch adjusts his skull mask.
36:32 <Buggy> !roll 1d20
36:33 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
36:44 <Buggy> Ah. Much better.
36:49 <Chuffy> "I'm hungry!  I'll do it!
36:53 <Ballig> "Yay Chuffy!"
36:54 <Freelancer> Hey
36:58 <Mort-> Instead i got myself a small horse chopper
37:00 <Mogmurch> "Mogmurch eat slugs too, better than Chuffy!"
37:13 <Mort-> Oh i thought he was Steven
37:15 <Stumpbiter> "Wat dat"
37:21 * Reta has a celebratory third apple, aiming this core at Buggy's good eye.
37:26 <Mort-> Hi
37:29 <Hydrazine> So a one-handed reach weapon?
37:31 <Hydrazine> Heh.
37:34 <Mort-> Lol
37:54 <Mort-> You see what lazy me does?
38:09 <Reta> "Start with the squirmy end!"
38:40 <Mort-> What's a +2 when you can do a +20 to your next attack roll
38:55 <Hydrazine> and eat an AoO?
38:57 <Mort-> Sorry a -2
39:06 <Mort-> No no. You back off
39:22 <Mort-> Pull that thing and true strike
39:23 <Buggy> "Eat the sack!"
39:30 <Mort-> That was the theory
39:32 <Buggy> "Eat the sack!"
39:51 <Ballig> need you to make 5 fortitude saves
39:56 <Mort-> Haven't used the practical yet
40:11 <Thelen> are you actually able to come in as large from the get go
40:11 <Reta> "Stick it in yer gob! Do 'em all roight now!"
40:15 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+2; 1d20+2
40:16 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12; 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
40:29 <Hydrazine> Usually takes a round.
40:34 <Thelen> i mean ur char
40:39 <Ballig> you chew on a slug for 12 seconds
40:42 <Ballig> but you can't get it down
40:44 <Thelen> u can be smaller, why not large?
40:45 <Ballig> keep rolling fort saves
40:49 <Hydrazine> Oh. No.
40:49 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20 + 5, eatting slugs
40:49 <dicebot> Mogmurch, + 5, eatting slugs: [1d20=4] 4
41:03 <Hydrazine> Because none of the PFS-legal races are large.
41:07 <Thelen> oh
41:07 <Reta> "Ya gots to suck down the wriggly bit!"
41:08 <Ballig> Mogmurch is trying to beat you!
41:09 <Thelen> gay
41:12 <Ballig> he is choking on a slug too
41:13 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+2
41:13 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
41:20 <Hydrazine> Small offers some benefits and downsides.
41:20 <Mort-> Sop is to get him enlarged on first round. If space permits
41:29 <Ballig> Chuffy: you try for another six seconds and still haven't been able to swallow a slug
41:30 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5, slugs!
41:30 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5, slugs!: [1d20=9, slugs!] 14
41:30 <Buggy> "Buggy show you how to eat bugs!"
41:34 * Reta yells encouragement at her fellow gobs. Or harrassment. Something like that.
41:37 <Ballig> Mogmurch is still struggling on his first slug too
41:40 <Mort-> Small is good on mount
41:41 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1
41:41 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20+1: [1d20=10] 11
41:46 <Hydrazine> Large offers alot of benefits in melee.
41:50 * Stumpbiter races over
41:57 <poog> "Poog show you to eat slugs!"
41:58 * Reta sticks out a leg to trip Stump.
42:01 <Mort-> Little things that pack big wallops
42:10 <Ballig> everyone do 10 fort saves at once: add 10# to the roll
42:11 <Ballig> so e.g.: 10#1d20+5
42:24 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4 fort
42:24 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, fort: [1d20=12] 16
42:24 <poog> !1d20+3 eat slugs
42:24 <Buggy> Buggy gives the rest of you the EEEEEEEVIL BUGGY EYE!
42:24 <Chuffy> !roll 10#1d20+2
42:24 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=9] 11, [1d20=18] 20, [1d20=17] 19, [1d20=17] 19, [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=5] 7
42:28 <Mogmurch> !roll 10#1d20+5, slugs!
42:29 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5, slugs!: [1d20=12, slugs!] 17, [1d20=20, slugs!] 25, [1d20=8, slugs!] 13, [1d20=11, slugs!] 16, [1d20=7, slugs!] 12, [1d20=20, slugs!] 25, [1d20=4, slugs!] 9, [1d20=3, slugs!] 8, [1d20=16, slugs!] 21, [1d20=15, slugs!] 20
42:40 <Buggy> Will DC 14 from all contestants please.
42:42 <Stumpbiter> !roll 10#1d20+4 fort
42:42 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, fort: [1d20=1] 5, [1d20=4] 8, [1d20=12] 16, [1d20=19] 23, [1d20=3] 7, [1d20=16] 20, [1d20=1] 5, [1d20=12] 16, [1d20=2] 6, [1d20=19] 23
42:46 <Hydrazine> And natural 10ft reach is very dangerous.
42:50 <poog> !roll 10#1d20+3 eat all the slugs
42:50 <dicebot> poog, eat all the slugs: [1d20=17] 20, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=9] 12, [1d20=20] 23, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=15] 18
43:10 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+1 will
43:10 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, will: [1d20=11] 12
43:11 <Thelen> yea
43:12 <Hydrazine> The fact that a large PC could get right adjacent to someone, who then can't disengage at all without an AoO?
43:14 <Hydrazine> Frightening.
43:14 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20 - 1, will save!
43:14 <dicebot> Mogmurch, - 1, will save!: [1d20=10] 10
43:26 <Stumpbiter> "Arg!"
43:28 <Buggy> Buggy gives the rest of you the EEEEEEEVIL BUGGY EYE with DC 14 Will save.
43:28 <Ballig> Chuffy eats his slugs in 54 seconds!
43:33 <Ballig> GOOOO Chuffy!
43:42 <Reta> "You lot eat slugs like humies do.. uh. whatever they not good at!"
43:45 <Thelen> enlarge pot is pretty cheap though really
43:47 * Chuffy roars in triumph!
43:54 <Mort-> He has been lazy
43:57 <Hydrazine> 300gp I think.
43:59 * Stumpbiter didn't learn the rules before he raced in
44:02 <Thelen> though it was 50
44:03 <Mort-> He is a spoilt brat
44:11 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1
44:12 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 100
44:16 <Hydrazine> Its curious, that.
44:17 <Mort-> 50 sounds right actually
44:24 <Ballig> Mogmurch takes 66 seconds to eat his slugs! booooo!
44:30 <Hydrazine> The formula says a level 1 spell should be 50gp.
44:31 <Mort-> Scroll is 25 gp
44:35 <Thelen> yea
44:41 <Ballig> /me
44:46 <Hydrazine> Yet the pfsrd specifically says that a pot of enlarge person is 300
45:15 <Hydrazine> Er, sorry, 250.
45:20 <MekkisScreen> you seem to like consumables more than I do
45:22 * poog test
45:22 * Chuffy burps in Mogmurch's face!
45:22 <Stumpbiter> buggy: it's !roll 10#1d20+1
45:22 * Mogmurch howls in anguish.
45:22 <Ballig> Slugbiter finishes his slugs in 60 seconds! Oooooh, just!
45:22 * Reta takes a rat out of her pocket and sticks it in Chuffy's clothing.
45:23 <Hydrazine> Really I should just ask a DM next time.
45:40 <Thelen> i have 50 written on my sheet
45:44 <Buggy> !roll 10#1d20+1
45:45 <Thelen> so soemone mustv said 50 at some point
45:46 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3, [1d20=1] 2, [1d20=5] 6, [1d20=1] 2, [1d20=7] 8, [1d20=11] 12, [1d20=19] 20, [1d20=18] 19, [1d20=15] 16, [1d20=4] 5
45:48 * Stumpbiter doesn't understand the purpose of why he ate the slugs
45:57 <Brunius> I don't like consumables.
46:00 <Stumpbiter> "not very tasty"
46:01 <Ballig> and Poog eats his in 48 seconds! Poog is the best!
46:07 <Brunius> I'd rather go for something that provides recurring benefits
46:15 * poog Puffs chest out
46:18 <Mort-> 42-44	03-04	—	Enlarge person (potion)	250 gp
46:18 <Ballig> Buggy spends over a minute on his slugs but doesn't finish them all
46:20 <poog> "Poog master of eating!"
46:23 <Mort-> Wtf?
46:25 <Reta> "Poog champion slugeater!"
46:30 <Thelen> yea
46:31 <Ballig> the goblins cheer and lift Poog in the air
46:32 * Reta throws Poog an apple.
46:33 <Thelen> makes no sense
46:38 <Mogmurch> "How Poog do it!?"
46:40 <Reta> "Celebrate with Reta!"
46:42 <Hydrazine> I think it might be because the potion works immediately.
46:45 <Thelen> enlarge is 1st level spell
46:47 <Stumpbiter> "do wat"
46:52 <Mort->    True
46:53 * poog eats apple
46:57 <Hydrazine> But theres no clarification I've seen about this.
47:16 <Mort-> And actually i like consumables
47:22 <Ballig> "Who want to play Hide or Get Clubbed?!"
47:26 <Stumpbiter> "nobody club Stumpbiter or Stumpbiter rage!"
47:33 <Reta> "Reta play cause Reta the best!"
47:34 <Stumpbiter> I'm in
47:36 <Mort-> Btw hydra. I expect you to handle your own buff next time
47:36 <poog> "poog will hide!"
47:41 <Reta> "Reta club 'em good!"
47:42 <Mort-> I do the enlargment
47:48 <Mort-> You do the other thing.
47:48 * Chuffy looks nervous and then runs off...
47:51 * Buggy uses mighty skill of Gobnanju!
47:53 <Mogmurch> "Never find Mogmurch! He best hider!"
48:08 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+10
48:09 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20+10: [1d20=16] 26
48:09 * Mogmurch flees off.
48:09 <Reta> "You club Reta, Reta club you!"
48:13 <Ballig> everyone who is hiding, make a stealth check but do it silently
48:17 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+16 @ballig
48:19 <poog> !roll 1d20+8 to hide from the clubbing
48:19 <dicebot> poog, to hide from the clubbing: [1d20=2] 10
48:20 * Reta throws plates around to make a distraction.
48:22 <Ballig> so do: 1d20+<stealth> @Ballig
48:24 <Ballig> just like Chuffy did
48:26 <Mort-> Then we go make a mess. And i expect more one shots :p
48:30 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11 hide @Ballig
48:32 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+12
48:32 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+12: [1d20=11] 23
48:51 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+3 stealth @ballig
49:06 <poog> !roll 1d20+8 to hide @Ballig
49:16 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+12 @Ballig
49:20 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+10 @ballig
49:58 * Stumpbiter mumbles
50:06 <Stumpbiter> "Nobody had better find Stumpbiter or they be sorry"
50:31 <Stumpbiter> I ready an action to go into a rage if anyone finds me
50:35 <Thelen> bit hard without consumables
50:38 <Ballig> "I see Reta! Me bash her!"
50:41 <diebot> Added or updated sheets:
50:42 <Ballig> !roll 1d4-1
50:42 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-1: [1d4=1] 0
50:46 <Thelen> unless party takes useful spells
50:46 <Ballig> the goblin clubs reta for 1 damage
50:53 <Thelen> and can cast them
50:59 <Reta> "Reta club you back!"
51:13 <Mort-> Ask how reliable i am for enlarge person
51:33 * Stumpbiter secretly hopes he is found
51:33 <Ballig> "I see you Stumpbiter!"
51:38 * Stumpbiter flies into a rage!
51:40 <Ballig> the goblin clubs Stumpbiter in the face
51:41 <poog> GG
51:41 <Ballig> !roll 1d4-1
51:42 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-1: [1d4=2] 1
51:43 * Stumpbiter charges
51:43 <Ballig> for 1 damage
52:26 <Thelen> yea still
52:31 <Thelen> thats 1 round later
52:36 <Ballig> "Mogmurch! Me bash you good!"
52:39 <Thelen> potentially :D
52:41 <Ballig> !roll 1d4-1
52:42 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-1: [1d4=3] 2
52:42 <Mogmurch> "NOOOO!"
52:46 <Ballig> Mogmurch is clubbed for 2 damage
52:47 <Hydrazine> What, want me to potion it then?
52:53 <Mogmurch> "Ouch Ouch OUch!"
53:05 <Ballig> "Ha ha ha! Me find Buggy!"
53:08 <Ballig> !roll 1d4-1
53:09 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-1: [1d4=1] 0
53:17 <Ballig> and he clubs Buggy for 1 damage
53:22 <Hydrazine> And I figure Jerus is very soon going to leave the 'I can one shot everything' zone.
53:30 <Ballig> Chuffy and Poog aren't found!
53:31 <Thelen> why?
53:33 <Ballig> Yay Chuffy and Poog!
53:47 * poog comes out of hiding
53:48 * Reta lumps Poog one for not getting found.
53:53 <poog> "Poog is best slug eater and hider!
53:56 <Hydrazine> Because I figure enemy HP goes up faster than my per-swing damage.
54:10 * Chuffy comes out of his house.
54:19 <Hydrazine> ..Even if my melee swings are pretty powerful right now.
54:19 <Chuffy> "Wait we supposed to hide in swamp?"
54:29 <Mort-> You know what i mean
54:35 <Ballig> !roll 1d3
54:36 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
54:42 * Mort- gives hydra the secret hand signal
54:46 <Hydrazine> But I do need to start tripping with my AoOs instead of raw damage.
54:58 <Mogmurch> "He great tinkerer..."
55:15 <Mort-> Yes i know
55:20 <Ballig> "Who want to crawl through the Rusty earbiter?!"
55:23 <Mogmurch> "I go!"
55:27 <Ballig> "Yay Mogmurch!"
55:29 <Mogmurch> "I show yous!"
55:31 * Chuffy steps forward
55:54 * Reta belches at Stumpbiter, taking up a good spot for view, or interference.
56:09 <Ballig> Mogmurch: roll an escape artist
56:12 * Chuffy starts climibing through
56:45 <Mogmurch> !1d20+4, wrigglin'
56:52 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+4, wrigglin'
56:52 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+4, wrigglin': [1d20=18, wrigglin'] 22
57:07 <Ballig> Mogmurch wriggles through the first part of the earbiter!
57:08 <Ballig> the goblins are cheering!
57:13 <Ballig> Mogmurch: another escape artist
57:20 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+4, wrigglin' PART 2
57:20 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+4, wrigglin' PART 2: [1d20=19, wrigglin' PART 2] 23
57:24 <Thelen> !recent
57:29 <Thelen> !recent-sheets
57:32 <Ballig> every day Mogmurch is wrigglin'
57:36 <Thelen> why did diebot start saying something
57:38 <Ballig> and the goblins are getting excited, he's now almost out of the earbiter
57:45 <Ballig> Mogmurch: another escape artist
57:51 <Hydrazine> Dunno.
57:51 <Mogmurch> "I hopes I keeps my ears!"
57:53 <Mort-> Mek had him gagged
57:59 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+4, wrigglin' THE GRAND FINALE
58:00 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+4, wrigglin' THE GRAND FINALE: [1d20=16, wrigglin' THE GRAND FINALE] 20
58:07 <Reta> "Reta chop off ear if yous no want!"
58:17 * Chuffy covers his ear.
58:18 * Reta brandishes dogslicer.
58:28 <Ballig> Mogmurch wriggles out the other end of the earbiter and the goblins go crazy! YAYYY MOGMURCH! Mogmurch super goblin!
58:43 <Buggy> "Meh. Seen better."
58:44 <Ballig> does anyone else want to crawl through?
58:45 <Mogmurch> "Haha ! Super Goblin! Have both ears too!"
58:48 <Stumpbiter> "Yay Mogmurch! Wait why yay"
58:58 * Mogmurch pinches his ears and dances.
59:02 <poog> "I not scared! Me brave! Me crawl!"
59:14 <Ballig> "Go Poog!"
59:19 <Ballig> Poog crawls into the earbiter
59:35 <Duhz> back
59:39 <Chuffy> "What point? Clumbsy goblin make it through, I could make it through easy.  I go find more slugs!"
59:44 <Duhz> Also Quince. Mumble.
00:00 <poog> !roll 1d20+2 the crawl
00:10 * Mort- waves
00:19 <Mort-> I feel the call of the dark side
00:32 <Hydrazine> So my polearm ability to swing at close range seems kind of silly if you say its reasonable to swing the other end as an improvised weapon.
00:48 <dicebot> poog, the crawl: [1d20=9] 11
00:48 <Ballig> oh no! Poog gets stuck!
00:48 <Ballig> !roll 1d4-2
00:48 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
00:48 <Ballig> but doesn't take any damage
00:48 <Ballig> roll another escape artist
00:48 * Chuffy laughs at Poog.
00:48 <poog> !roll 1d20+2 try wrigglin'
00:48 <dicebot> poog, try wrigglin': [1d20=7] 9
00:48 <Ballig> he's wriggling around but can't make it any further in!
00:48 * poog yelp!
00:48 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-2: [1d4=1] -1
00:48 <Ballig> but doesnt' takea ny damage
00:48 <Ballig> make an escape artist
00:52 <poog> !roll 1d20+2 try shufflin'
00:52 <dicebot> poog, try shufflin': [1d20=7] 9
00:55 * Chuffy laughs at Poog.
00:57 <Mort-> Haha
00:59 * Reta laughs at Poog.
01:01 <poog> "Dis is hard!"
01:03 <Ballig> the goblins get bored watching poof struggle in the earbiter
01:04 * Mogmurch giggles slightly.
01:08 <Ballig> a few of them throw rocks at him and the rest wander off
01:11 <Mort-> How do you
01:11 <Ballig> !roll 1d4-2
01:11 <dicebot> Ballig, 1d4-2: [1d4=1] -1
01:15 <Ballig> but he doesn't take any damage
01:16 <Quince> WOAH
01:16 <Chuffy> "Thats what your mom said!"
01:17 <Quince> Hi
01:20 <Ballig> the rest of the group pulls Poog out of the earbiter
01:26 <Hydrazine> Hi.
01:30 * poog hangs head in shame.
01:39 <Stumpbiter> "wat"
01:42 <poog> "Poog has failed. But I still master eater and hider!"
01:44 <Reta> "Poog shoulda use slug slime."
02:10 * Chuffy throws a horse apple at poog.
02:13 <Mogmurch> "Ooo - prizes!"
02:30 <Ballig> to Reta, for taming squealy nord, he gives a Dragon Brew Gourd
02:33 * poog dodges apple
02:40 <Reta> "Wots dis?"
02:44 * Reta shakes it.
02:45 <Stumpbiter> "Wats dat"
03:08 * Chuffy backs away from Reta.
03:15 <Ballig> to Poog, for choking down a bag of bull slugs in 48 seconds, he gives the mighty Gorge of Gluttons
03:22 <Ballig> legend has it that it's a +1 dogslicer
03:55 <Ballig> to Chuffy, for not being clubbed in the face by the other goblins, he loans him the mystical Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good
03:59 * poog takes it with pride.
04:11 * Stumpbiter takes the ring with pride
04:34 * Chuffy punches stumpbiter and takes his ring back.
04:43 <Ballig> and to Mogmurch, for making his way through the earbiter, he lets him use the tribe's most coveted item - the Chief's Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful
04:49 <Stumpbiter> "Urrr"
04:52 * Chuffy puts on ring.
04:55 <Ballig> it has four patches left, a ladder, a three-legged turtle, a horseshoe, and a bullhorn
05:01 <Mogmurch> "Yay! YES!"
05:21 * Mogmurch puts on the robe, and twirls.
05:25 <poog> "We takes these items happily! Tomorrow we go and cut the dogs and burn the buildings!"
05:32 <Thelen> my mouse settings are weird
05:34 <Thelen> but not sure how to fix
05:42 <Thelen> they are super high sensitivity, but some weird things happen
05:43 <Hydrazine> Whats wrong with it?
05:49 * Stumpbiter will look at it
05:50 * poog looks at gourd
05:53 <Buggy> "Shake it and listen to it!"
05:55 <Thelen> when im trying to move slowly to click something, seems hard to get it right
05:57 <Stumpbiter> "Dis good beer"
06:12 * Reta punches Poog and holds goard up pressed to his nose.
06:14 <Reta> "Wot dis?"
06:15 <Hydrazine> I keep my mouse on the 'people unaccustomed to it can't use it' sensitivity.
06:19 <Hydrazine> It amuses me.
06:21 * Chuffy thinks Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good lets him climb better.
06:41 <poog> "Poog has no idea."
06:48 <Mogmurch> "Eh. It simple."
06:49 * poog grins.
06:54 <Mogmurch> "Give to Mogmurch."
07:00 <Hydrazine> Seems like thats just the sensitivity being too high.
07:14 * Reta presses it to Mogmurch's chest.
07:24 * Mogmurch takes it and examines it.
07:24 <Reta> "You take Reta prize, Reta stab you."
07:29 * Stumpbiter sprints out of the tent at top speed
07:32 <Mogmurch> "I no want stab."
07:33 <Thelen> ya me too
07:40 <Ballig> Mogmurch: roll alchemy secretly
07:44 <Reta> "Even use pointy end."
07:45 <Thelen> it might be
07:48 <Thelen> but it isn't that im overshooting
07:50 * Reta nods, like this matters.
07:52 <Thelen> its not going far enough
07:53 <Thelen> :/
07:56 <Hydrazine> Hm.
08:07 <Mogmurch> 1d20+6, being a alchemist @Ballig
08:16 <Hydrazine> If its windows, I think theres a random setting somewhere that might make it slow down near buttons and so on.
08:27 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+6 @Ballig
08:50 <Reta> "We go fightin' now?"
09:00 <Thelen> yea i checked
09:05 <Thelen> it might just be too high
09:13 <Reta> "Reta ready for fightin'!"
09:22 <Ballig> two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket
09:26 <Mogmurch> "Boom sticks!"
09:44 <Mogmurch> "EEEE HEEE HEEE!"
09:45 <poog> "We split up fireworks! Who take what?"
09:48 * Mogmurch dances.
09:57 <Mogmurch> "Biggest boom, I want!"
10:01 * poog has a burning glint in his eye.
10:04 <Stumpbiter> "Fire!"
10:08 <Thelen> i have razer deathadder
10:08 <Chuffy> "We bring fireworks back chief. Want us pick up anything from store?"
10:13 <Thelen> and its at 3600dpi, max everything
10:14 <Thelen> lol
10:20 <Buggy> "I have my own fireworks, thank you."
10:26 * Buggy laughs evilly.
10:35 <Thelen> master is 8, windows is set to 4
10:39 <Reta> "Yer fatness, if Reta find really good lookin' worm, she bring back for you! Well. If find two worms."
10:39 <Chuffy> "Raisen bran? Nutella? Gum?"
11:02 * poog grabs skyrocket!
11:06 <Hydrazine> Hah!
11:08 <poog> "I take this!
11:09 <poog> "
11:15 * Hydrazine highfives.
11:16 * Mogmurch grabs desnan candles.
11:16 * Stumpbiter grabs paper candles
11:20 <Thelen> turning on/off acceleration does bugger all
11:22 <Hydrazine> I love my deathadder. Had it for ages.
11:25 <Thelen> ah
11:28 <Thelen> i had a habu
11:29 <Thelen> well 2
11:31 <Hydrazine> Its starting to die.
11:36 <Thelen> got the new black ed
11:38 <Thelen> :D
11:44 <Thelen> and, get*
11:47 <Ballig> 121.45.209.81
11:55 <Hydrazine> I love it because it fits my hand just so. I don't like smaller mice.
12:01 <Thelen> yea me neither
12:05 <Thelen> the smaller ones i can't hold properly
12:11 <Chuffy> first
12:24 <Thelen> what settings do you have in the configurator?
12:36 * Chuffy stealthy all the time.
12:43 <Hydrazine> I think I keep it on high DPI and sensitivity 8.5 or so.
12:49 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+16 Stealth @Ballig
13:04 <Hydrazine> I find I don't like the acceleration.
13:06 <Thelen> could also be RDP
13:12 <Thelen> the ones it goes weird in are over RDP
13:17 <Thelen> maybe RDP can't handle the polling rate
13:18 <Hydrazine> And while you might not see its effect at first, you'll notice it over time.
13:20 <Thelen> yea that must be it
13:21 <Chuffy> Chuffy Pink, Passive Perception 5
14:00 <Thelen> oh wait, windows pointer is 8, 'sensitivity' is 4
14:09 <Thelen> think i did it that way
14:13 <Thelen> so i didn';t have to change every other game etc
14:20 <Mogmurch> "Hey Reta. Me Forgot. But Dragon Brew, make puke fire!"
14:25 <Ballig> and you get ambushed by a giant spider!
14:28 <Reta> "Fire?"
14:34 <Ballig> roll initiative!
14:57 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+2
14:58 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
15:00 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+3 init
15:00 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, init: [1d20=16] 19
15:01 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 initiative! Reta smash!
15:01 <dicebot> Reta, initiative! Reta smash!: [1d20=17] 20
15:03 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+4 Initiative
15:04 <dicebot> Chuffy, Initiative: [1d20=10] 14
15:12 <Chuffy> ballig did you get my stealth roll?
15:17 <Ballig> yeah
15:32 <Chuffy> k, lots of talkin in skype today
15:41 <Chuffy> wanted to make sure.
15:42 <poog> !roll 1d20+6 init
15:42 <dicebot> poog, init: [1d20=9] 15
15:49 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+4 ini
15:50 <dicebot> Mogmurch, ini: [1d20=9] 13
15:56 <Chuffy> brb, need more koolaid
17:01 <Steven> sup sup
17:05 <Hydrazine> yo.
17:21 <Steven> hows everyones doin?
17:27 <Mort-> 35 min more
17:27 <Steven> i have spent all day sittin in chairs
17:44 <Steven> waiting while sam tried on clothes
17:56 <Chuffy> Chuffy Pink, Passive Perception 5
18:26 <poog> :(
18:38 <Steven> except
18:52 <Steven> this one store.  it had no chairs
18:56 <Ballig> everyone roll perception
19:12 <Buggy> !roll 1d20
19:12 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+1 perception
19:12 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
19:13 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, perception: [1d20=16] 17
19:15 <Steven> so... yeah
19:22 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+5 Perception @ballig
19:27 <Steven> so ready to relax
19:35 <Reta> !roll 1d20+9 perception
19:35 <dicebot> Reta, perception: [1d20=1] 10
19:41 <poog> !roll 1d20+2 percept
19:41 <dicebot> poog, percept: [1d20=3] 5
19:52 <Steven> sam and kathy are doing the whole try on clothes thing in the bedroom
19:53 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+3 percep
19:54 <dicebot> Mogmurch, percep: [1d20=1] 4
19:57 <Thelen> lol
20:07 <Ballig> everyone is surprised by the spider coming down a web from the trees, except Stumpbiter
20:09 <Steven> ill probably be subjected to a 'fashion' show in about half an hour
20:18 <Thelen> pics/vid
20:18 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn!
20:19 <Stumpbiter> "Me got this"
20:20 <Steven> even though i just paid for the clothes
20:24 <Stumpbiter> I take out a paper candle and light it
20:41 <Thelen> lol
20:44 <Stumpbiter> "How dis work?"
20:51 <Steven> and watched sam try every one of them on
20:51 <poog> "Light it!"
21:00 <Stumpbiter> "It lit"
21:01 * Steven pounds face into keyboard.
21:07 <poog> "Hit spider!"
21:12 <Chuffy> "Throw at spider!"
21:13 <Reta> "Throw it at 'im!"
21:17 <MekkisScreen> is it an IBM model M?
21:19 <Ballig> the spider tries to bite
21:21 <Mogmurch> "THROW IT!"
21:24 <Ballig> !rand poog Mogmurch Chuffy
21:24 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Mogmurch
21:26 <Ballig> Mogmurch
21:35 <Steven> no
21:37 <Reta> "Stick it in its eye!"
21:39 <Ballig> but misses!
21:41 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
21:55 <Hydrazine> Is it 22 years old?
22:00 <Steven> no
22:10 <Steven> its my acer aspire
22:13 <Reta> Reta pulls dogslicer and gets to work on chopping this spider up!
22:23 <Reta> 5ft W and attack.
22:29 <Steven> that i play on when i cant get to my desktop
22:29 <Ballig> roll to hit
22:36 <Chuffy> does its position prevent flanking?
22:37 <Hydrazine> The only reason I have an expensive keyboard is that I got it for free.
22:38 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 dogslicer spider!
22:46 <Ballig> until it gets lower, yeah
22:47 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 dogslicer spider!
22:47 <dicebot> Reta, dogslicer spider!: [1d20=20] 23
23:06 <Ballig> the other goblins cheer Reta!
23:06 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 dogslicer spider confirm
23:06 <Ballig> go Reta!
23:06 <dicebot> Reta, dogslicer spider confirm: [1d20=13] 16
23:06 <Ballig> she crits the spider!
23:11 <Reta> !roll 2d4+2 crit
23:11 <dicebot> Reta, crit: [2d4=4,1 crit] 7
23:19 <Ballig> cutting off three legs
23:21 <Hydrazine> My roommate spilled coke on his razer lycosa. So he went out and replaced it like the same day. Gave me the old one. Turns out it works just fine.
23:34 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
23:35 <Thelen> lol
23:35 <Reta> "Reta smush spider! gud!"
23:38 <Ballig> your candle is about to explode!
23:40 <Thelen> i used to wash my mice
23:42 <Thelen> cos they get dirty
23:44 <Thelen> only way to clean em
23:50 <Hydrazine> Pssh.
23:55 <Thelen> probably why the 1st habu started to play up >_>
23:58 * Stumpbiter throws the candle
24:03 <Hydrazine> I tore my deathadder apart to clean it a while ago.
24:18 <Thelen> i'd go to sink
24:20 <Hydrazine> Took apart every bit of it you don't need a soldering iron to put back together.
24:20 <Ballig> roll a ranged attack
24:30 <Thelen> get some soap on fingers
24:33 <Thelen> then rub it on it
24:48 <Thelen> then carefully splash water on it
24:52 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
24:52 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
24:59 <Thelen> or if its the back
25:03 <Thelen> then just hold it under the water
25:04 <Thelen> >_>
25:15 <Ballig> the candle explodes underneath the spider
25:25 <Ballig> sup jerks
25:29 <Thelen> ur mum
25:32 <Ballig> she's dead
25:33 <Ballig> <?dazzled
25:33 <dicebot> The creature is unable to see well because of overstimulation of the eyes. A dazzled creature takes a -1 penalty on attack rolls and sight-based Perception checks.
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25:34 <Ballig> bet you feel like a jerk now
25:35 <Ballig> the spider is dazzled
25:38 <Thelen> she rose
25:43 <Thelen> hence she sup
25:49 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining
26:34 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
26:37 <Ballig> jerk
26:41 <Mort-> I have a bad feeling about this
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26:43 <Ballig> slice it up good!
26:58 <poog> !roll 1d20+2 slice the spider!
26:59 <dicebot> poog, slice the spider!: [1d20=10] 12
27:08 <Ballig> you swing your magic dogslicer, but unfortunately it is not a spidreslicer
27:09 <Ballig> and you miss
27:21 <Thelen> shutup harrison ford
27:47 <Thelen> Ballig are u dming tonight?
28:01 <Ballig> I'm DMing in 25 minutes
28:08 <Thelen> wutlulz
28:25 <Ballig> we sure do be goblins yo
28:35 <Mort-> Ooh
28:43 <Thelen> wasn't that tonight?
28:46 * Mort- wants to be a nilbog
28:46 <Thelen> 6pm?
28:50 <Ballig> first steps 2 is tonight at 6
28:54 <Thelen> oh
28:57 <Thelen> ok
29:10 <Mort-> Got enough time or not
29:19 <Thelen> anyway was wondering
29:26 <Mort-> Goblins are not known for their long attention span
29:30 <Thelen> if i could dm goblins instead :P
29:46 <Mort-> They will get distracted and not get to business
30:10 <Mort-> They also are not known for having brains
31:07 <Steven> ballig i thought goblins was tonight, first steps is tomorrow
31:18 <Duhz> I'm what
31:19 <Duhz> where
31:21 <Duhz> goblins
31:22 <Ballig> er
31:31 <Ballig> schedule clearly has them both today
31:36 <Ballig> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/schedule.php5
31:44 <Avatar> it's in the topic as well
31:49 <Mort-> Goblins are a silly bunch
32:21 <Steven> ah i see the problem, the other game starts at 1am local friday for me
32:24 <Thelen> ah
32:49 <Quince> goblins
32:58 <Hydrazine> Ballig, Tash said she wanted to come Goblins, but only had 4 hours available.
33:03 <Avatar> Steven: I did tell you it was today
33:37 <Steven> avatar, i am in americas, technically speaking, one is today, one is tomorrow
33:44 <Thelen> who would be playing goblins?
33:53 <Avatar> so does that mean you're good for it or not
33:54 <Quince> Me goblins!
34:05 <Steven> who knows.  im good for goblins
34:14 <Steven> cause i made a deal with sam
34:22 * Mort- waves
34:23 <Hydrazine> Is that why she has new clothes?
34:28 <Avatar> we've got me, quince, duhz, steven and maybe brunius
34:31 <Steven> exactly right hydra
34:48 <Steven> i said ide go to the store with her, if i could play with you guys tonight
34:56 <Avatar> Brunius: are you around
35:03 <Steven> she was under the impression i meant one game
35:16 <Steven> so... we'll have to see how generous shes feeling lol
36:02 <Mort-> Ask oster!
36:14 * Mort- nibbles osterguard
36:30 <Mort-> I can drop out if table is full
36:38 <OsterGuard> I thought you weren't a mur anymore
36:39 <Mort-> Since I've played it before
36:40 <Avatar> you didn't accept the invite
36:45 <OsterGuard> And I can't play today :(
36:45 <Mort-> Give others a chance
36:49 <Mort-> Oh ok
36:59 <Steven> so do you have the additional goblins?
36:59 <Mort-> Ok
37:17 <MekkisScreen> play the "Robe of useful items" lottery
37:28 <Thelen> lol
38:32 <Mort-> We didn't use the robe the last time
38:44 <Ballig> not everyone here has played We Be Goblins
38:45 <Mort-> Well not much
38:48 <Mort-> K
38:49 <Ballig> knock off the spoilers
38:55 <Mort-> Shh
40:30 <Avatar> Sarevok: are you playing
41:38 <Avatar> just saw the message, no you're not
43:38 <Thelen> Avatar i raised the idea of me DMing goblins, thinking it might be easier, what do you think?
43:47 <Avatar> up to ballig
43:53 <Avatar> have you prepped it
43:59 <Ballig> it's not that easy a game to GM
44:06 <Thelen> no, i was more asking the ease part
44:16 <Ballig> it seems easy when you play it, but when you try and run it there's a lot to interpret
44:46 <Thelen> well eveyrthing seems easy when im playing :D
45:40 <Ballig> Duhz, Quince - what's your skype usernames?
46:04 <Steven> well i better get that started up eh?
46:10 <Ballig> aye
46:44 <Mort-> No skype
46:48 <Ballig> Mort-: you're not playing
46:50 <Mort-> Taking out ca
46:52 <Mort-> Ok
46:52 <Steven> ballig going to go with the expanded pre gens?
46:53 <Ballig> 1.) you're at work, 2.) you didn't accept
46:57 <Mort-> Fair enough :p
47:00 <Mort-> Ill watch
47:06 <Mort-> Probably better that way
47:07 <Freelancer> So how does one log into the VTT?
47:22 <Ballig> oh, Freelancer is here
47:27 <Ballig> Freelancer: what's your skype username?
47:45 <Freelancer> freelancer1976
47:46 <Ballig> you need to get CA (the dev version) from http://www.pfrpg.com.au/files.php5
47:50 <Ballig> if you already have it, you just wait for me to give you my IP
49:06 <Mort-> Have fun guys!
49:12 <Steven> brb, im going to go get me something to drink.
49:20 <Hydrazine> Space for me to join in?
49:26 <Hydrazine> And for Tashes, or no?
49:42 <Mort-> More then enough
49:52 <Mort-> I really shouldn't be playing at work :d
49:52 <Ballig> Mort-: that's not up to you
49:58 <Mort-> He is right :p
50:06 <Mort-> I declined on site anyway
50:10 <Ballig> we have Avatar, Steven, Duhz, Quince, Freelancer
50:18 <Ballig> I think if both Hydrazine and Tashes joined we'd be running two tables
50:28 <Ballig> Thelen could run a table if he feels up to it
50:31 <Thelen> aye
50:40 <Hydrazine> Hm.
50:46 <Mort-> Ill watch hydras table
51:08 <Hydrazine> She doesn't have time after all. But she'd like to come listen. Just to hang out.
51:27 <Ballig> we can do one table if the other guys from google groups don't join
51:28 <Avatar> not recommended
51:36 <Avatar> she can play it later on
51:40 <Avatar> if she watches it, it's spoilers galore
51:48 <Ballig> she can listen in if she fully realises that she might spoil an otherwise great module
51:48 <Mort-> I already played
51:51 <Mort-> Hydra
51:57 <Mort-> Avatar
51:58 <Avatar> and any of us can replay it with her
52:01 <Mort-> I won't say anything
52:09 <Ballig> Mort-: this isn't about you
52:14 <Mort-> K
52:17 <Quince> :P
53:45 <***> Buffer Playback...
53:45 <***> Playback Complete.
53:46 <Ballig> Quince: skype name?
54:03 <Ballig> digging your trident in and twisting
54:05 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
54:09 <Quince> keithgrohowski
54:20 <Quince> i think
54:24 <Quince> i never use skype :P
54:27 * Reta pulls her trusty dogslicer and steps in, ready to chop up horse steaks.
54:31 <Reta> 1e and attack.
54:44 <Duhz> did you have to sign up for it for a class?
54:45 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5 slice!
54:45 <dicebot> Reta, slice!: [1d20=16] 21
54:51 <Ballig> you hit!
54:54 <Reta> !roll 1d4+1 damage!
54:54 <dicebot> Reta, damage!: [1d4=3] 4
54:58 <Ballig> roll an additional 2d6
55:24 <Reta> !roll 2d6
55:25 <Poog> ?broken
55:25 <dicebot> Reta, 2d6: [2d6=3,6] 9
55:25 <dicebot> Items that have taken damage in excess of half their total hit points gain the broken condition, meaning they are less effective at their designated task. Check conditions broken-weapon, broken-AC, broken-tool, broken-magic, or broken-misc for more details.
55:40 <Ballig> your dogslicer seems particularly deadly against horses
55:45 <Ballig> and you cut out the horse's heart
55:51 <Buggy> yay!
55:53 <Stumpbiter> ?broken-weapon
55:53 <dicebot> If the item is a weapon, any attacks made with the item suffer a -2 penalty on attack and damage rolls. Such weapons only score a critical hit on a natural 20 and only deal x2 damage on a confirmed critical hit. If it's a firearm, the misfire value also increases by 4 unless the wielder has gun training in that type of firearm, where the misfire value increases by only 2.
56:01 <Ballig> need Duhz and Quince to sign into skype
56:02 * Reta squishes around in the mess.
56:06 <Chuffy> to goblins horses=dogs
56:15 <Quince> its updating
56:17 <Quince> brt
56:23 * Stumpbiter rages in the area for a while longer
56:35 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+16 Stealth @Ballig
56:36 <Avatar> Steven: are you there
56:37 <Ballig> and waiting on Steven to sign in
56:40 <Quince> im on
56:41 * Chuffy tries to be sneaky again
56:46 <Steven> im already on skype
56:46 <Poog> !roll 1d20+8 stealth @Ballig
56:50 * Poog sneaky sneaky
56:56 <Steven> invis mode cause my ex skype stalks me
57:01 <Ballig> oh okay
57:09 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+12 stealth @ballig
57:13 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11 stealth @ballig
57:22 <Reta> "Why we sneakin?"
57:29 <Poog> "Why not?"
57:42 <Duhz> also updating
57:45 * Stumpbiter runs outside of the fenceline, raging a while longer
57:48 <Hydrazine> This credit shall be applied to Hokubi 'Steve Irwin' the Tetori!
57:50 <Stumpbiter> when the rage ends, I stumble back
58:02 <Chuffy> "Don't talk at me! You show where I hiding!"
58:04 <Reta> "Reta only sneak on things tor smushin' em gooder!"
58:16 <Avatar> haha
58:21 <Poog> "Yes yes! Sneak and smush good."
58:23 <Ballig> so what are you goblins doing now
58:30 <Poog> see text
58:34 <Reta> Sniffin' for dogs!
58:35 * Chuffy sneaks onto boat.
58:39 <Poog> step one. sneak. step two. smush good.
58:47 <Ballig> Chuffy: climb check
59:02 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+8
59:03 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15
59:10 <Ballig> anyone following?
59:25 <Poog> !roll 1d20 climb
59:25 <dicebot> Poog, climb: [1d20=3] 3
59:42 <Ballig> Poog: reflex save
59:43 <Mort-> Just be silly
59:49 <Mort-> This is the module for it
59:49 <Stumpbiter> "uh oh!"
59:53 <Mort-> Be very silly
59:55 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
59:56 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
00:01 <Poog> -1
00:12 <Ballig> Poog catches the ball of mud! but then fumbles, and it drops
00:17 <Ballig> hitting the ground and smashing open
00:21 <Poog> "oops."
00:23 <Ballig> a cloud of angry wasps flies out
00:28 <Steven> https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=sites&srcid=ZGVmYXVsdGRvbWFpbnxhem15dGhraW5nbWFrZXJ8Z3g6MTVjOGEzNzA5ZTFmZDEzZg
00:32 <Mogmurch> "Oh No!"
00:32 <Reta> "Poog! You terrible gob!"
00:38 <Steven> https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=sites&srcid=ZGVmYXVsdGRvbWFpbnxhem15dGhraW5nbWFrZXJ8Z3g6MTZmMjNlMTNjNTBiMzcwMg
00:43 <Buggy> "You no winner!"
01:11 <Ballig> everyone but Chuffy gets stung
01:16 <Ballig> roll fortitude saves
01:32 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
01:33 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
01:33 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3 fort
01:34 <dicebot> Poog, fort: [1d20=19] 22
01:38 <Reta> !roll 1d20+4 fortitude
01:38 <dicebot> Reta, fortitude: [1d20=14] 18
01:43 * Chuffy pulls out new crossbow prepares it to kill any baddies.
01:46 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5 fort
01:46 <dicebot> Mogmurch, fort: [1d20=10] 15
01:54 <MekkisScreen> 2400:0000::/12
01:55 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1 Fort
01:55 <dicebot> Buggy, Fort: [1d20=2] 3
02:10 <Ballig> Buggy and Stumpbiter both feel a little ill, taking 1 dexterity damage
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02:19 <Ballig> Buggy, Stumpbiter - fortitude saves
02:20 <Buggy> Iroooooooony.
02:27 <Reta> "Slimy gobs!"
02:34 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
02:34 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
02:37 <Hydrazine> I gotta take the dog out for a minute.
02:41 <Ballig> Stumpbiter takes another 1 dex damage
02:46 <Hydrazine> Send me stuff over skype.
03:14 <Poog> My bad.
03:17 <Ballig> Stumpbiter: make another save
03:18 <Buggy> yo
03:22 <Ballig> Buggy: you too
03:24 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
03:24 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
03:24 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1 Fort
03:25 <dicebot> Buggy, Fort: [1d20=1] 2
03:29 <Ballig> stumpbiter feels better
03:34 <Ballig> Buggy takes a second point of dexterity damage
03:36 <Ballig> Buggy: make another save
03:40 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1 Fort
03:40 <dicebot> Buggy, Fort: [1d20=11] 12
03:46 <Ballig> buggy takes a third point of dex damage
03:48 <Ballig> Buggy: another save
03:51 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1 Fort
03:52 <dicebot> Buggy, Fort: [1d20=17] 18
03:55 <Ballig> Buggy feels better
04:32 <Reta> "Buggy, gots t'eat more worms. Keeps da bugs off."
05:02 <Buggy> "Or rub myself in mud."
05:13 <Buggy> "Keeps predators away."
05:13 <Mogmurch> "Here buggy, take slug."
05:25 * Mogmurch gives Buggy a pot with a slug in it.
05:28 <Reta> "No, stupid gob! Worms! Reta knows."
05:48 <Mogmurch> "Urgg. Eat slug too!"
05:54 <Buggy> "Reta know poo magic."
06:06 * Mort- gets out a stuffed tail and starts wagging it
06:11 <Mogmurch> "Fine. Take slug back. Eat slug."
06:18 * Mogmurch eats the slug in the jar.
06:21 <Stumpbiter> "Me set ship on fire"
06:25 * Stumpbiter takes out another paper candle
06:29 <Poog> "No stop."
06:33 <Stumpbiter> "Me no have more paper candles left" :(
06:41 <Poog> "We look for stuff"
06:46 * Reta sniffs for dogs.
06:50 <Ballig> Reta can smell dogs
06:58 <Mogmurch> "Yeah. Reta find dogs."
07:01 <Stumpbiter> "We use skyrocket?"
07:11 <Reta> "Dogs! Reta smush em!"
07:14 <Poog> "After we get fireworks we burn down boat."
07:24 <Stumpbiter> "We burn boat now"
07:34 <Poog> "Fireworks for cheif stump!
07:35 <Ballig> everyone change your nick to your goblin character
07:35 <Poog> "
07:38 <Ballig> using /nick GOBLINNAME
07:42 <Ballig> e.g. /nick Mogmurch
07:50 <Stumpbiter> "Mmm Gutwad want fireworks. We get fireworks."
07:51 <Reta> Move across the lower deck till find something interesting?
07:56 <Stumpbiter> "We get fireworks, we use fireworks"
08:22 <Poog> "Lets start look."
08:45 <Chuffy> wait... guys.  Did I see anything when i first got onto the boat?
09:03 <Mort-> Who is hydra
09:07 <Chuffy> darn....
09:18 <Mort-> And quince. I was poog last
09:20 <Chuffy> I'm still sneaking
09:24 <Mort-> Had a great time with him
09:29 <Chuffy> no need to make noise
09:34 <Chuffy> ill go first
10:01 <Poog> "Door first?"
10:04 <Buggy> "We go down."
10:09 <Chuffy> check the door
10:12 <Chuffy> is it locked?
10:16 <Ballig> the door isn't locked
10:23 <Chuffy> fine!
10:24 <Chuffy> listen through the door, do i hear anything?
10:29 <Ballig> you don't hear anything
10:31 <Stumpbiter> you hear underwater typing
10:32 <Reta> oh, range on scent is 30ft normal, 60ft if upwind. 15 if down.
10:42 <Chuffy> wanted people to call me licky lol
10:44 <Chuffy> open door. punch stumpbiter in his stump.
10:55 <Mogmurch> "we sneaky... he he!"
10:56 <Stumpbiter> "Urr"
11:22 <Poog> Cast detect magic
11:31 <Buggy> "Oooooooo."
11:31 <Chuffy> any enemies being sneaky?
11:33 <Mogmurch> "Box?"
11:38 <Mogmurch> "What in!?"
11:39 <Stumpbiter> "Wat you doing"
11:39 <Ballig> there's no magic
11:40 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+5 perception
11:41 <dicebot> Chuffy, perception: [1d20=14] 19
11:49 <Reta> "Box! Got shinies in it! Reta knows! Open box! Reta's shinies!"
11:53 <Ballig> you don't see anyone in the room
11:59 <Chuffy> check for traps
12:05 <Ballig> roll secretly
12:27 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+6 perception @ballig
12:37 <Ballig> you don't see any traps on the chest or in the room
12:39 <Buggy> "Please be kind, Box of Firework Granting."
12:41 <Chuffy> SCRIBLE FACE GONE! SCRIBBLEFACE FOOL!  HE GOT CAUGHT WRITING WITH TOOL!  
12:59 <Chuffy> "Reta, i see no traps, go ahead.
13:00 <Mogmurch> "Ok ok, open it!"
13:06 <Buggy> Buggy shall live in infamy!
13:07 <Stumpbiter> anything you want to say, use quotes
13:09 * Chuffy stands back by the door.
13:12 <Stumpbiter> "We go see chief."
13:13 * Reta opens box of Reta's new shinies!
13:28 <Chuffy> anything thats not in quotes is OOC talk
13:38 <Ballig> it's locked
13:45 <Ballig> you hear a commotiona above deck
13:47 * Reta kicks box.
13:48 <Ballig> everyone roll initiative
13:51 <Reta> "Box no open!"
13:55 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+2 init
13:56 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
13:56 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, init: [1d20=1] 3
13:56 <dicebot> Reta, initiative: [1d20=19] 22
13:57 <Poog> !roll 1d20+6 initi]
13:58 <dicebot> Poog, initi\]: [1d20=14] 20
14:01 <Stumpbiter> "Wat"
14:04 <Ballig> you are gathered before the entrance to the Moot House, awaiting invitation from Slorb to enter
14:08 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
14:08 <dicebot> Buggy, initiative: [1d20=2] 4
14:09 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+4 initiative
14:10 <dicebot> Chuffy, initiative: [1d20=13] 17
14:14 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+4, initiative.
14:15 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+4, initiative.: [1d20=8, initiative.] 12
14:18 * Chuffy is picking his face.
14:38 <Buggy> Buggy has a magic centipede living in a hollowed out eye socket of his left eye.
14:43 * Chuffy pops a pimple and then sucks on his fingers
14:50 <Buggy> "Kneel!  Kneel before Zod!"
14:53 <OsterGuard> ummm
14:54 <OsterGuard> wat
14:56 * Stumpbiter looks around for anyone writing anything down
15:01 <Reta> "Reta smush and Reta smash! Reta beat gobbos in 'ead if he don't get out out!"
15:03 <OsterGuard> did I just walk in on?
15:16 <Stumpbiter> a game
15:22 <OsterGuard> haha
15:24 <OsterGuard> okay
15:31 * Reta examines Mogmurch for interesting pests to snack on.
15:42 <Chuffy> "Chuffy's face might make you sick!  But Chuffy's knife is aweful quick! And if you are his stabby pick, Then knife gotes in you, stick stick stick!
15:49 <Poog> ?firebolt
16:03 <Poog> ?dead
16:03 <dicebot> The character's hit points are reduced to a negative amount equal to his Constitution score, his Constitution drops to 0, or he is killed outright by a spell or effect. The character's soul leaves his body. Dead characters cannot benefit from normal or magical healing, but they can be restored to life via magic. A dead body decays normally unless magically preserved, but magic that restores a dead character to life also restores the body either t
16:04 <dicebot> o full health or to its condition at the time of death (depending on the spell or device). Either way, resurrected characters need not worry about rigor mortis, decomposition, and other conditions that affect dead bodies.
16:09 <Mogmurch> ?Hungover
16:12 * Chuffy listens in rapture.
16:27 <Mogmurch> (Mumbling) "Ooo-hoo-hoo!"
16:37 <Reta> "Reta always knew Reta mightiest goblin ever. You tell Reta things Reta already know."
16:41 <Ballig> a giant frog appears on the upper deck
16:46 <Ballig> and tries to hit Chuffy with his tongue
16:51 * Chuffy smiles evily.
16:52 <Mogmurch> (Mumbling) "Hehheheheh. Blows them up."
16:55 <Buggy> "I live to serve, your toe-jamness."
17:06 <poog> "Kll the dogs yes yes. Kill them dead."
17:06 <Ballig> Slorb gives you the map to the fireworks cache
17:09 <Mogmurch> "We make them dead!"
17:16 <Reta> "Reta do whatever you want. Aslong as you want Reta make things dead."
17:19 <Stumpbiter> "Yes yes dead dead"
17:20 <Mogmurch> "I take map, I smartest!"
17:28 <Ballig> hitting him
17:31 <Stumpbiter> "No take words and put on map!"
17:36 <Buggy> "-I- AM SMARTICUS!"
17:40 * Chuffy scratches his pimply face.
17:51 <Mogmurch> "No - I SMARTEST! I make everything booM!"
17:51 <Reta> "Smartest? You no know how find nose with finger!"
17:52 * Stumpbiter almost gets into a rage, but doesn't quite make it
18:09 <Reta> "Chuffy! Wot you do?!"
18:10 <Buggy> "That what you wife said last night!"
18:26 <Mogmurch> "Oooo. You mean. You watch Buggy, You watch!"
18:37 <Ballig> he fails to grab Chuffy with his tongue
18:38 <Mogmurch> "I Accidently drop big boom!"
18:41 <Chuffy> "You have anything that wsill helps with getting fireworks?"
18:41 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
18:49 <Stumpbiter> "Fire"
18:51 <Buggy> "You did that last night"
18:53 <Ballig> "You want take my stuff? It my stuff, not yours! Slorb, smack that one!"
18:56 <Ballig> Slorb smacks Chuffy upside the head
18:59 <Buggy> "Do again before we leave on trip."
19:12 <Chuffy> "No want take stuff.  Want borrow stuff!"
19:12 <Mogmurch> "Urrrrrr!"
19:19 <Stumpbiter> "Urrrrr"
19:22 <Buggy> "We no stop for your big booms on road."
19:27 <Reta> Double move out east, draw bow, get ready to shoot him up next round.
19:29 <Ballig> "Gutwad have things to do now. Many important things. You go now."
19:37 <Mogmurch> "Let's go. Done here! All big stupids."
19:41 <Stumpbiter> I run outside at top speed
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20:05 <Mogmurch> I'll exit.
20:05 <Reta> "Stupid? You stupid! Reta not stupid! Reta smash you!"
20:06 * Chuffy shuffles out.
20:08 <poog> I follow
20:09 <Ballig> the frog shoots his tongue out at Chuffy again
20:15 <Reta> "This don't mean them shinies ain't Reta shinies!"
20:16 <Mogmurch> Quickly now I might add
20:16 <Ballig> and hits
20:22 <Ballig> and this time grabs him with it
20:39 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
20:42 * Mort- watches
20:56 <Buggy> I feed my eye dweller
20:59 <Ballig> Does anyone want a fermenting cider apple?
21:05 <Mort-> Feel free to rp guys!
21:08 * Reta wants two!
21:11 <Poog> "You dumb frog. You leave alone or you get dead!"
21:16 <Mort-> Do silly things!
21:20 <Ballig> Reta is big and strong, and eats TWO fermenting cider apples!
21:24 <Ballig> Reta: make a fortitude save
21:24 * Mort- cheers!
21:27 * Reta takes someone else apples if Reta has to.
21:29 * Chuffy steals one quickly and hopefully stealthily.
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21:37 <Reta> !throw 1d20+4 fort save for apples!
21:42 <Ballig> "Ribbit." says the frog
21:55 <Reta> !roll 1d20+4 fort save for apples!
21:56 <dicebot> Reta, fort save for apples!: [1d20=16] 20
22:03 <Ballig> You are big and tough!
22:04 <Ballig> "Wibbit."
22:05 * Stumpbiter looks for anyone writing things down
22:05 <Ballig> is what he really says
22:07 <Ballig> two apples is nothing for Reta
22:10 <Mort-> Lol
22:17 <Reta> back in just a sec.
22:25 <Ballig> Stumpbiter doesn't see anyone stupid (?) enough to write anything down
22:25 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
22:26 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+8 escape artist
22:27 <dicebot> Chuffy, escape artist: [1d20=12] 20
22:32 <Reta> "Reta tougher'n you wimpy gobs, eats more apples than alls yous slobs!"
22:33 <Buggy> Test roll  !roll 1d20+1
22:37 <Ballig> Chuffy breaks free of the tongue
22:38 <Ballig> movement remains
22:46 * Stumpbiter drinks
22:46 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+1
22:47 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
22:49 <Chuffy> moves ne, ne
22:55 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4 fort save
22:55 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, fort save: [1d20=4] 8
23:00 <poog> !roll 1d20+4 for test roll
23:00 <dicebot> poog, for test roll: [1d20=17] 21
23:00 <Ballig> Stumpbiter munches on an apple
23:05 <Ballig> he feels a little queasy, but it passes
23:44 <Chuffy> oh sorry, end turn
24:01 <Ballig> you hear a cackle "Those ears might taste fine stuffed with eyes!"
24:10 <Stumpbiter> "Wat dat"
24:20 <Ballig> Vorka lights a desnan candle
24:39 <Ballig> it shoots a pyrotechnic candle at Chuffy but misses
24:44 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
25:11 <Poog> !roll 1d20-1
25:11 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20-1: [1d20=6] 5
25:14 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20-1
25:14 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20-1: [1d20=19] 18
25:18 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+5 Local
25:18 <dicebot> Chuffy, Local: [1d20=14] 19
25:42 <Stumpbiter> "Oh dat Vorka the bad goblin person"
27:21 * Mogmurch draws his club.
27:28 * Mogmurch drinks his mutagen!
27:39 <Mogmurch> Thats all I got
27:45 <Chuffy> "Vorka we come talk to you bout you help kill Longshank so you can easts more of thems!  Good for boths of us!"
28:02 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
28:30 * Buggy moves to O25 and gives the frog an eeeeeeeevil eye that makes his loins quiver with hesitation. Will DC 14, -2 to Atks.
28:37 <Mort-> Goblins lol
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29:11 <Ballig> it looks suitably evil-eyed
29:17 <Buggy> 5 rnds
29:21 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
29:28 <Buggy> yep.
30:17 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
30:21 * Stumpbiter takes out a potion
30:28 <Stumpbiter> "Doggies!"
30:34 <Chuffy> "Vorka no want to talk about killing Longshanks together?"
30:47 <Reta> Reta shoots supid frog with bow!
30:54 <Ballig> roll to hit
31:10 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5 attack; 1d4 damage
31:10 <dicebot> Reta, attack: [1d20=11] 16; damage: [1d4=3] 3
31:22 <Ballig> you put an arrow in its, uh, arm?
31:30 <Chuffy> Longshanks are the enemies of the Licktoads
31:30 <Ballig> or tongue, whatevs
31:42 <Ballig> movement remains
32:22 <Ballig> the giant frog jumps toward Stumpbiter
32:26 <Ballig> and tries to bite him
32:35 <Ballig> hitting him
32:54 <Ballig> dealing 5 damage
33:00 <Stumpbiter> 9/14
33:05 <Ballig> CHOMP
33:06 <Reta> "If anyone's gonna be beatin' up Stumy its gonna be me!"
33:14 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
33:17 <Poog> Move to ladder. Channel energy (30 ft burst) to deal 1d6 on everyone but my gobby friends. DC 11 halve damage.
33:23 <Chuffy> "Vorka, you call off Toad or we beat it good!"
33:42 <Mort-> Can you do it without selective channel?
34:00 <Mort-> Not even sure if you had that
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34:29 <Reta> "Stumy, you git out the way!"
34:40 <Poog> !roll 1d20-1
34:41 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20-1: [1d20=3] 2
34:47 <Ballig> you shoot a bolt of fire at the frog but miss
35:04 <Ballig> it is Chuffy's turn
35:38 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+6
35:38 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
35:42 <Ballig> you hit it
35:43 <Ballig> roll damage
35:53 <Chuffy> !roll 1d6 damge
35:53 <dicebot> Chuffy, damge: [1d6=3] 3
36:03 <Ballig> putting your bolt into its foot
36:08 <Ballig> movement remains (you can reload)
36:13 <Chuffy> reload
36:23 <Ballig> Vorka's candle shoots another pyrotechnic candle
36:29 <Ballig> but it misses
36:30 <Chuffy> "Was shooting for testicals."
36:41 <Poog> "Frogs have those?
36:41 <Poog> "
36:46 <Ballig> and she begins casting a spell
36:47 <Reta> "Stoopid gob! Its frog!"
36:54 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
36:58 <Chuffy> "Don't know.  Try anyways!"
37:09 <Mogmurch> I'll see if I can run over to the frog
37:35 <Reta> "Screams real out if ya gots it, roight?"
39:04 <Reta> "Git out me way Stumy, Reta's got dogs to kill!"
39:38 <Chuffy> "Just kill frog and we all move up there!"
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40:58 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5
40:59 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
41:16 <Ballig> you deal 2 damage to the dog and the frog
41:28 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
41:30 * Buggy shakes his magic stick and intones the ORAL HISTORY OF ETERNAL BOREDOM! Will DC 13 or fall asleep. 10' radius center on J15/K14's shared corner. (Includes frog, excludes Stump)
41:31 <Mogmurch> "BOOM!"
41:53 <Stumpbiter> SaintCaleth: check your pm
42:03 <Buggy> I like prepping ahead.
43:01 <Buggy> sleep?
43:07 <Buggy> Level 1 spell
43:21 <Ballig> you start casting sleep
43:36 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
43:44 * Chuffy gets drowsy...
44:05 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+6
44:05 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
44:19 * Stumpbiter flies into a rage!
44:23 <Stumpbiter> and stab the frog
44:27 <Ballig> you won't like Stumpbiter when you make him angry!
44:33 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d6+4
44:33 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
44:38 <Ballig> try a d20
44:40 <Ballig> it works better
45:03 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
45:04 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
45:07 <Ballig> you miss him
45:20 <Ballig> dog #1 tries to bite Stumpbiter
45:30 <Stumpbiter>  "Come help Slumpbiter NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
45:32 <Ballig> but misses
45:36 <Ballig> dog #2 tries to bite him, also
45:43 <Ballig> but isses
45:44 <Ballig> +m
45:47 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
45:50 * Reta drops her bow and pulls out her dogslicer on the move, going up to flank with Stump and take this frog down!
46:36 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 acrobatics
46:36 <dicebot> Reta, acrobatics: [1d20=13] 16
46:43 <Ballig> roll to hit
46:54 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5 slice up froglegs for dinner!
46:54 <dicebot> Reta, slice up froglegs for dinner!: [1d20=19] 24
46:59 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5 slice up froglegs for dinner!
47:00 <dicebot> Reta, slice up froglegs for dinner!: [1d20=11] 16
47:02 <Ballig> you put your dogslicer all up in its face
47:09 <Ballig> andcrit it
47:11 <Reta> !roll 2d4+2
47:11 <dicebot> Reta, 2d4+2: [2d4=4,3] 9
47:21 <Ballig> dealing significant damage to it
47:23 <Ballig> "Wibbit!" it says
47:39 <Ballig> the frog tries to bite
47:43 <Ballig> !rand Reta Stumpbiter
47:43 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Stumpbiter
47:53 <Ballig> and hits
47:53 <Reta> "Wibbit? No, Reta! Stoopid frog!"
48:01 <Buggy> -2 atk.
48:04 <Ballig> yep
48:13 <Ballig> dealing 10 damage
48:18 <Stumpbiter> -1/14
48:22 <Ballig> Stumpbiter is unconscious and dying
48:37 <Ballig> it jumps back
48:43 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
49:04 <Reta> "You slimy gits get up here an' kill 'em dead!"
49:14 <Buggy> sleep spell coming soon.
49:58 <Poog> move to k13
50:35 <Poog> !roll 1d20
50:35 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
50:41 <Ballig> you dodge around the dog
52:39 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
52:40 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
52:45 <Ballig> you lose your concentration
52:49 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
53:35 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+8 acrobatics
53:35 <dicebot> Chuffy, acrobatics: [1d20=15] 23
53:39 <Ballig> you deftly avoid the dog
53:43 <Chuffy> pull weapon
53:58 <Chuffy> oh i should probably metion drop the crossbow in the bottom
54:25 <Ballig> Vorka finishes casting her spell
55:35 <Ballig> a swarm of bats appears and begins flapping around Chuffy, Stumpbiter and Mogmurch
55:55 <Mogmurch> "Ah! No! Bats! Get 'em off!"
55:59 * Mort- laughs
56:12 <Ballig> 121.45.209.81
57:01 <Ballig> the bats deal 3 damage to Chuffy and 3 damage to Mogmurch
57:18 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
57:42 <Mogmurch> Dismis my mutagen
57:57 <Mogmurch> Take a 5ft step back
58:10 * Mogmurch tosses a bomb!
58:18 <Ballig> roll to hit
58:32 <Mogmurch> J15
58:44 * Mort- giggles
58:45 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5 Bombin'
58:45 <dicebot> Mogmurch, Bombin': [1d20=13] 18
58:52 <Ballig> what's your int now?
58:58 <Mogmurch> 16
59:02 <Ballig> so +3?
59:06 <Mogmurch> yup
59:23 <Ballig> Stumpbiter takes 3 damage
59:43 <Mort-> Now that is bad
59:59 <Ballig> the frog and dog #2 are both badly burned
00:06 <Mogmurch> "Gotcha stupid frogs and dogs!"
00:09 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
00:11 <Buggy> Sleep centers on the corner right below the mast.
00:25 * Buggy gives the frog the eeeeeevil eye again, making it hesitate! Will DC 14 or -2 to AC.
00:26 <Chuffy> "Poog lets squeeze this dog to death! Other side!"
01:04 <Buggy> above
01:09 <Buggy> wait..
01:16 <Buggy> thought I can miss my guy
01:25 <Buggy> that's good.
01:35 <Ballig> what's the DC?
01:38 <Buggy> 13
02:38 <Ballig> dog #1 falls asleep!
02:40 <Ballig> zzzzz
02:44 <Stumpbiter> zzzz
02:57 <Ballig> the frog saves!
03:31 <Ballig> Vorka saves!
03:37 * Buggy gives the frog the eeeeeevil eye again, making it hesitate! Will DC 14 or -2 to AC. Move to O14.
03:45 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
04:04 <Buggy> yep.
04:08 <Buggy> Over and over.
04:27 <Ballig> it looks evileyed
04:29 <Ballig> movement remains
04:32 <Buggy> O14
04:48 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn: stabilise
05:00 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20-3+2
05:00 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20-3+2: [1d20=1] 0
05:03 <Reta> "Reta get dog! Poog get Vorka!"
05:08 <Stumpbiter> -4/14
05:09 <Ballig> Stumpbiter is on -4 hp
05:20 <Ballig> dog #2 limps away
05:42 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
06:03 * Reta aims careful like and finishes off dog 1! (Coup de grace)
06:24 <Reta> !roll 2d4+6
06:24 <dicebot> Reta, 2d4+6: [2d4=2,4] 12
06:31 <Ballig> dead dog is dead
06:39 <Ballig> the frog bites at Chuffy
06:42 <Reta> "Reta kill dog dead!"
06:51 <Ballig> AC Chuffy?
06:52 <Mort-> I see you've learn bad habits
07:07 <Ballig> and hits him
07:16 <Ballig> dealing 7 damage
07:29 <Ballig> and ju mps backwards
07:32 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
07:55 <Poog> !roll 1d8+1
07:55 <dicebot> Poog, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
07:58 <Ballig> Stump is on 4 hp
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08:06 <Stumpbiter> 4/14
08:09 <Poog> "No sleep! Time to fight!"
08:11 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
08:15 <Chuffy> 5ft step nw, retrieve potion from bag,drink potion, 
08:21 <Chuffy> !roll 1d8+1
08:21 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
08:51 <Ballig> Chuffy: fort save first
10:08 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+2 Fort save. 
10:08 <dicebot> Chuffy, Fort save.: [1d20=9] 11
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10:26 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
10:37 <Mort-> Hi tristen!
11:02 <Ballig> she concentrates
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11:16 <Ballig> and moves to the top of the cabin
11:58 <Ballig> !rand juststumpbiter stumpbiterandpoog stumpbiterandmogmurch justreta retachuffyandpoog
11:59 <dicebot> Ballig, random: stumpbiterandmogmurch
12:06 <Ballig> the swarm of bats flies south
12:34 <Mogmurch> "they're back!"
13:00 <Ballig> dealing 5 damage to Mogmurch and 4 damage to Stumpbiter
13:05 <Stumpbiter> 0/14
13:13 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
13:25 * Chuffy has no way to deal with swarm.
13:28 <Stumpbiter> ?staggered
13:28 <dicebot> A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take swift and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
13:45 <Ballig> ?disabled
13:45 <dicebot> A character with 0 hit points, or one who has negative hit points but has become stable and conscious, is disabled. A disabled character may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions, but he can still take swift, immediate, and free actions). He moves at half speed. Taking move actions doesn''t risk further injury, but performing any standard action (or any other action the GM deems 
13:45 <dicebot> strenuous, including some free actions such as casting a quickened spell) deals 1 point of damage after the completion of the act. Unless the action increased the disabled character's hit points, he is now in negative hit points and dying. A disabled character with negative hit points recovers hit points naturally if he is being helped. Otherwise, each day he can attempt a DC 10 Constitution check after resting for 8 hours, to begin recovering hi
13:46 <Stumpbiter> ?disabled
13:46 <dicebot> t points naturally. The character takes a penalty on this roll equal to his negative hit point total. Failing this check causes the character to lose 1 hit point, but this does not cause the character to become unconscious. Once a character makes this check, he continues to heal naturally and is no longer in danger of losing hit points naturally.
13:46 <dicebot> A character with 0 hit points, or one who has negative hit points but has become stable and conscious, is disabled. A disabled character may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions, but he can still take swift, immediate, and free actions). He moves at half speed. Taking move actions doesn''t risk further injury, but performing any standard action (or any other action the GM deems 
13:46 <dicebot> strenuous, including some free actions such as casting a quickened spell) deals 1 point of damage after the completion of the act. Unless the action increased the disabled character's hit points, he is now in negative hit points and dying. A disabled character with negative hit points recovers hit points naturally if he is being helped. Otherwise, each day he can attempt a DC 10 Constitution check after resting for 8 hours, to begin recovering hi
13:48 <dicebot> t points naturally. The character takes a penalty on this roll equal to his negative hit point total. Failing this check causes the character to lose 1 hit point, but this does not cause the character to become unconscious. Once a character makes this check, he continues to heal naturally and is no longer in danger of losing hit points naturally.
14:00 <Chuffy> whoa wall of text
14:42 <Ballig> !dist 25 5
14:42 <dicebot> Ballig, 25.495
15:24 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+3 alchemist fire
15:25 <dicebot> Mogmurch, alchemist fire: [1d20=20] 23
15:33 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+3 alchemist fire
15:33 <dicebot> Mogmurch, alchemist fire: [1d20=16] 19
15:38 <Chuffy> cannot crit swarms
16:41 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d6+3
16:42 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d6+3: [1d6=1] 4
16:43 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d6+3
16:43 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d6+3: [1d6=3] 6
17:49 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
18:25 * Buggy moves to J14 and shakes his magic wand, throwing FLAMES OF ITCHY BURNING! DC 13 Reflex for half
18:44 <Buggy> Burning hands
18:46 <Buggy>  south.
18:49 <Buggy> and east.
18:56 <Buggy> Try to get a swarm square
19:23 <Buggy> surrreee.
19:34 <Buggy> Oops.
19:38 * Buggy snickers.
19:48 <Buggy> sure
19:53 <Buggy> I can delay.
19:56 <Mort-> Friendly fire literally? :p
20:01 <Ballig> Buggy delays
20:04 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
20:05 <Buggy> Mission priorities.
20:32 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
20:45 <Buggy> yep
20:49 <Buggy> Let er rip.
21:09 <Ballig> the swarm gets a natural 1
21:13 <Chuffy> it occurs to me, ive yet to do any sneak attack damage.
21:13 <Buggy> I'm not waving a magic stick.
21:18 * Chuffy cries
21:19 <Buggy> It's my wand as a focus.
21:25 <Ballig> the frog does save, but crisps up anyway
21:32 <Ballig> roll damage on the swarm
21:35 <Buggy> !roll 1d4
21:35 <dicebot> Buggy, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
22:05 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
22:12 * Reta moves onto the ladder approaching Vorka, showing her that dogslicers are for more than just dogs.
22:28 <Reta> "Dogslicer in ur EYE!"
22:41 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 attack!
22:42 <dicebot> Reta, attack!: [1d20=12] 15
22:54 <Mogmurch> light candle
22:57 <Ballig> which one
23:03 <Mogmurch> Dresnana
23:06 <Ballig> you swing your dogslicer at her but she dodges
23:25 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
23:26 <Reta> "Reta get you! You wait! Reta always smushes what Reta smushin!"
23:27 <Ballig> make a ranged attack
23:42 * Mort- laughs more
23:44 <Poog> !roll 1d8+1
23:44 <dicebot> Poog, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
23:56 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
23:58 <Chuffy> tumble through vorka move to F-5
24:00 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5, givin' him the candle
24:00 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5, givin' him the candle: [1d20=11, givin' him the candle] 16
24:08 <Ballig> roll it
24:12 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+8 acrobatics.
24:12 <dicebot> Chuffy, acrobatics.: [1d20=13] 21
24:25 <Ballig> a flaming pyrotechnic candle shoots out from the candle but misses the spider
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24:28 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
24:32 <Ballig> you jump over Vorka
24:38 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+7 Flanking Stab
24:38 <dicebot> Chuffy, Flanking Stab: [1d20=18] 25
24:42 <Ballig> you hit her
24:52 <Reta> "You slimy lots dunno 'ow ta smash anythin! Reta show yas ow its done!"
25:09 <Chuffy> !roll 1d4-1; 1d6
25:10 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d4-1: [1d4=4] 3; 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
25:17 <Ballig> you put your dogslicer in her kidney
25:20 <Reta> 3W, NW, NE. Should put me flanking with Poog, yes?
25:27 <Reta> And slice!
25:36 * Reta laughs at Vorka.
25:42 <Ballig> roll to hit
25:43 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5 slice spider up gud!
25:44 <dicebot> Reta, slice spider up gud!: [1d20=7] 12
25:46 <Ballig> she withdraws away from Reta and attempts to climb the mast
25:48 <Ballig> Chuffy: AOO
25:51 <Reta> "Stoopid Vorka! We gobbos got Vorka-slicers, yaah!"
25:54 <Ballig> you miss!
25:55 <Ballig> but without flank
25:58 <Ballig> the other goblins boo at you
25:59 <poog> onds)
25:59 <poog> [23:30] *** [1]Jumpy142 changed nick to Jumpy1
26:01 <poog> onds)
26:01 <poog> [23:30] *** [1]Jumpy142 changed nick to Jumpy1
26:02 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
26:06 <Mogmurch> "Gets her!"
26:14 * Stumpbiter flies into a rage!
26:17 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+5 Stab
26:17 <dicebot> Chuffy, Stab: [1d20=19] 24
26:21 <Ballig> you stab her
26:23 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+5 Stab
26:23 <dicebot> Chuffy, Stab: [1d20=15] 20
26:25 <Ballig> you're such a rager!
26:26 <Ballig> for a critical
26:27 <Mort-> Crit
26:29 <Buggy> -2 spider AC from evil eye!
26:35 <Stumpbiter> charge to R6 
26:36 <Stumpbiter> to flank
26:39 <Stumpbiter> 2nw
26:48 <Chuffy> !roll 2d4-2
26:49 <dicebot> Chuffy, 2d4-2: [2d4=1,2] 1
26:56 * Stumpbiter digs his trident into the spider
26:58 <Ballig> dealing 2 damage
27:04 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
27:04 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
27:08 <Ballig> you stab it good
27:09 <Ballig> roll damage
27:12 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d6+4
27:13 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d6+4: [1d6=6] 10
27:16 <Ballig> she climbs up the mast with mystical prowess!
27:35 <Ballig> Stumpbiter killed Lotsleg Eat Goblin  Babies Many!
27:36 <Ballig> yayyyyyyyy!
27:43 <Stumpbiter> "fire no work, trident fire work! or sometin"
27:47 <Ballig> the swarm of bats flaps around Mogmurch
27:52 <Ballig> dealing 1 damage
27:53 * Chuffy grabs a leg to munch on
27:53 * Stumpbiter takes out a paper candle and throws it into the distance
27:58 <Stumpbiter> after lighting it
28:08 <Mogmurch> "Candle fun! Spider ded!"
28:12 <Stumpbiter> "Yay!"
28:17 <Chuffy> "Why you waste?!?
28:17 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
28:18 * poog kick spider corpse
28:25 <Stumpbiter> "time to party"
28:25 <Reta> "Spider got any good squishy bits for munchin' on?"
28:26 <Mogmurch> "Not waste, big spider!"
28:30 * Stumpbiter dances
28:35 <Mogmurch> "He big, large even, maybe!"
28:38 <poog> "Enough! Let go get fireworks for chief!"
28:41 * Reta gnaws at a spider leg.
28:46 * Chuffy looks around for where spider came from.
28:55 <Mogmurch> "Urr, get away! I'll burn youse!"
29:08 <Reta> "Burn'm bats!"
29:17 * Chuffy takes crossbolt.
29:19 <Chuffy> "We can cut down Mast or set fire to it!"  Burn them down!
29:22 <Ballig> you find: masterwork light crossbow with 11 bolts
29:25 * Mogmurch takes the potions!
29:27 <Reta> "I climb mast too!"
29:30 <Stumpbiter> "Get out da axe!"
29:31 <Stumpbiter> "we should set fire to this after we done"
29:32 <Mogmurch> "I see what do!"
29:33 <Ballig> 2 potions of cure moderate wounds, a potion of bull's strength, a potion of bear's endurance
29:35 * Stumpbiter gets out another paper candle
29:45 <Ballig> you also find a wax-paper-sealed package containing six pieces of licorice-flavoured taffy
29:48 * Chuffy starts chipping away at the mast.
29:49 * Reta takes the pearl, sticking it into her hair with some sort of animal slime for glue.
30:08 * poog divides up taffy. one for each.
30:15 <Buggy> Mmmmm
30:18 <poog> "Here food!"
30:18 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d6+3
30:19 * Chuffy stuffs into his pocket.
30:19 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
30:23 <Reta> "Reta best lookin' goblin in whole big everythin!"
30:33 <Ballig> the swarm is dispersed and also crispy
30:34 * Mogmurch hurls a bomb into the bats.
30:37 * Reta shoves candy in mouth, chewing loudly.
30:40 <Mogmurch> "Have ones make strong."
30:40 <poog> "poog no need potions. zarongel give me power."
30:40 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
30:53 * Mogmurch grabs a potion.
30:55 <Mogmurch> "Who want strong potions?"
31:00 <Reta> "Reta strong!"
31:01 * Stumpbiter lights the place up with another paper candle
31:07 * Reta sticks out a hand.
31:11 <Chuffy> "Give to idiots who get hit!"
31:15 <Mogmurch> "Ahhhhh!"
31:21 * Mogmurch flees.
31:25 * Stumpbiter tries to light the plcae up again with his last paper candle
31:53 <Mogmurch> "Here Reta, take animal potions!"
32:12 * Mogmurch gives Reta, bull's strength/bear's endurance pots.
32:20 * Reta takes em, thanking Mogmurch by giving him her favorite half-dead squirrel.
32:38 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+3 climb
32:38 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, climb: [1d20=10] 13
32:44 <Mogmurch> "Ah. Thanks!?"
32:54 <Mort-> Squirrel abuse!
32:57 <Reta> "Dis'ns Squeeky. 'Ees a good'un."
32:57 <Ballig> you don't get up the mast
33:01 * Mogmurch stuffs in his armor.
33:11 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
33:13 * Buggy moves to G6 and gives Vorka the eeeeeeevil eye to establish gender dominance. Will DC 14 or -2 to all skill checks.
33:24 <poog> "We sneak in yes?"
33:27 * Chuffy gets sneaky
33:32 <Mogmurch> "Very sneaky, be quiet!"
33:33 <Ballig> she saves
33:38 <Reta> "Sneak wot? We smush an' smash!"
33:40 <Ballig> movement remains
33:40 <Buggy> 1 rnd then.
33:45 <Stumpbiter> "But Stumpbiter don't like sneaking"
33:45 <Buggy> G6
33:48 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+16 Stealth @Ballig
33:59 <poog> !roll 1d20+8 stealth @Ballig
34:00 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
34:04 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+12 Stealth @ballig
34:21 <Mort-> Gender dominance lol
34:43 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+3 stealth @ballig
34:48 <Reta> Can I smell dogs?
35:13 <Ballig> you believe there are dogs in the area
35:20 * Poog hisses
35:29 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11 stealth @Ballig
35:38 <Reta> move action to pull out potion of spider climb, standard to drink it, and hold my dogslicer in my enormous mouth as I get ready to go after her!
35:41 * Chuffy goes first
35:48 * Poog poog next
35:50 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
35:53 <Chuffy> move g10
36:01 <Reta> "Deres dogs 'ere. Reta nose it."
36:02 * Chuffy waves his friends in
36:11 * Reta takes third
36:19 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
36:19 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
36:30 <Poog> !roll 1d6
36:31 * Mogmurch goes next.
36:31 <dicebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
36:38 <Ballig> singeing her beard
36:42 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
36:43 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+10 stealth to E11
36:44 <dicebot> Buggy, stealth to E11: [1d20=6] 16
36:55 * Chuffy notices that the 'mast' looks like a chimney, goes down to the second level and opens the cabin door.
37:02 <Chuffy> I-9
37:11 <Chuffy> along the north end
37:17 <Ballig> as you get there
37:19 <Ballig> you see a horse!
37:28 * Stumpbiter flies into a rage!
37:34 * Chuffy wonders if it notices him
37:34 <Ballig> roll initiative
37:35 <Poog> Whispers "Get it!"
37:53 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
37:53 <dicebot> Reta, initiative: [1d20=5] 8
37:56 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+4 initiative
37:56 <dicebot> Mogmurch, initiative: [1d20=10] 14
37:58 <Chuffy> "DOG SLICERS NEEDED!"
38:01 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+4 Initiative
38:01 <dicebot> Chuffy, Initiative: [1d20=2] 6
38:11 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+3 init
38:11 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, init: [1d20=8] 11
38:14 <Poog> !roll 1d20+6 initiative
38:14 <dicebot> Poog, initiative: [1d20=13] 19
38:28 <Buggy> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
38:28 <dicebot> Buggy, initiative: [1d20=10] 12
39:00 <Chuffy> int 12 wis 13...
39:21 <Ballig> Vorka throws a fireball!
39:24 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive: Do I think its noticed me
39:25 <dicebot> Chuffy, Sense Motive: Do I think its noticed me: [1d20=8] 9
39:26 <Chuffy> worst created rogue ever!
39:47 <Buggy> -2 to that umd.
39:53 <Buggy> If it was umd.
40:13 <Ballig> it walks up to Chuffy and tries to hoof him in the face
40:21 <Ballig> but misses
40:22 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
40:22 <Ballig> she misses
40:28 <Chuffy> "chuffy not Stealthy today!"
40:37 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
41:06 <Poog> G8 to I7
41:30 <Chuffy> 7/11 here
41:34 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3; 1d4+1
41:34 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
41:44 <Poog> slice!
41:46 <Ballig> it neighs as you slice its leg
41:48 <Stumpbiter> 6/14
41:54 <Reta> untouched!
41:58 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
42:10 <Chuffy> thats cause nobody wants to touch you reta
42:15 <Mogmurch> "Make boom!"
42:32 <Chuffy> "Guys, dog looking at me funny!  Methinks its hungry!"
42:43 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5, alchemist fire
42:43 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5, alchemist fire: [1d20=2, alchemist fire] 7
43:04 <Ballig> the alchemist's fire splashes it for 1 damage
43:11 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
43:20 * Buggy gives the horse his EEEEEEVIL BUGGY EYE! Will DC 14
43:30 <Chuffy> its 1d8+3
43:34 <Ballig> it looks evil-eyed!
43:34 <Stumpbiter> 2d8+3
43:39 <Buggy> -2 to AC for 5 rounds.
43:45 <Mogmurch> !roll 2d8+3
43:45 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 2d8+3: [2d8=4,4] 11
43:46 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
44:01 <Ballig> the dog, cuddles - awwww! - attacks Chuffy
44:07 * Chuffy is looking quite worried about the cuddly monster....
44:23 <Ballig> just missing
44:27 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
44:34 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+7 acrobatics
44:34 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 21
44:37 <Ballig> !rand in out
44:38 <dicebot> Ballig, random: out
44:40 <Ballig> you slip under the horse's legs
44:57 <Stumpbiter> I close the door
45:13 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
45:14 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
45:14 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
45:15 * Buggy gives Vorka the eeeeeeevil eye to establish gender dominance. KNEEL BEFORE BUG! Will DC 14 or -2 to all skill checks.
45:18 <Stumpbiter> stabbing it with the trident
45:25 <Ballig> you stab it in the flank
45:25 <Stumpbiter> "rarrrrrrrrrr!"
45:26 <Ballig> roll damage
45:27 <Reta> "Dogslicer slice horse too!"
45:34 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d6+4
45:34 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d6+4: [1d6=6] 10
45:37 <Stumpbiter> "Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
45:38 <Buggy> Aww.
45:50 <Buggy> Move to door and close it
45:53 <Chuffy> evil eye is amazing till they save
47:03 <Buggy> KNEEL BEFORE BUG!
47:38 <Mort-> You guys are amazing chauvinists
47:47 <Mogmurch> The most!
48:04 <Ballig> Buggy has a movement remaining
48:18 <Buggy> i5
48:33 <Ballig> it is Reta's turn
48:44 * Reta climbs up the middle mast, dogslicer in mouth like a proper fierce gobbo pirate!
49:33 <Mogmurch> "~Things go boom when Mogmurch throws!~"
49:36 <Reta> done.
49:40 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
49:47 <Poog> firebolt!
49:51 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
49:52 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
49:52 <Mogmurch> "~Much more fun than using bows!~"
49:55 <Ballig> roll it again
49:56 <Poog> CRIT!
49:57 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
49:57 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
49:59 <Poog> fuck
49:59 <Ballig> regular hit
50:00 <Ballig> roll damage
50:05 <Poog> !roll 1d6
50:05 <dicebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
50:10 <Ballig> she's very burned
50:12 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
50:17 <Mogmurch> "~Sometimes where the boom boom blows....~"
50:25 <Chuffy> braces the door.
50:29 <Mogmurch> "~It's not my fault!~"
50:38 <Mogmurch> "~That's how it goes!~"
51:08 <Ballig> she casts a spell
51:11 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
51:31 <Buggy> -2 to her concentration check?
51:42 <Ballig> why is she making a concentration check
51:49 <Buggy> (shrug) Just in case.
51:52 <Ballig> ha
51:58 <Mogmurch> One 5foot step closer to her, then throwing a bomb up and at her
52:02 <Buggy> Being on rigging and all.
52:05 <Ballig> roll to hit
52:09 <Mogmurch> "Here!"
52:22 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5 Bomb!
52:22 <dicebot> Mogmurch, Bomb!: [1d20=9] 14
52:26 <Ballig> she catches it
52:29 <Ballig> and it explodes
52:32 <Ballig> roll damage
52:39 <Mogmurch> !1d6+3
52:48 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d6+3
52:48 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d6+3: [1d6=5] 8
52:58 <Ballig> it's Cuddles' turn
53:00 <Ballig> he attacks the door
53:29 * Chuffy screams out in fear.
53:41 <Buggy> "Grow a vagina."
53:56 <Ballig> it's Stumpbiter's turn
53:56 <Chuffy> "Reta come kill beasty!"
54:25 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+7
54:25 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27
54:33 <Ballig> make a climb check
54:34 <Poog> DAT CRIT
54:36 <Poog> :P
54:57 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+3
54:57 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
55:06 <Ballig> you climb 10 feet up the mast
55:19 <Ballig> it's Buggy's turn
55:31 <Buggy> Cast shocking grasp on Chuffy.
55:51 <Buggy> Im charging him up.
55:55 <Buggy> Just in case he needs it.
56:26 <Buggy> Not before I charge myself.
56:29 <Buggy> And we do ready actions
56:30 <Mort-> Lol?
56:35 <Mort-> That possible?
56:41 <Buggy> Move me south of chuffy.
56:48 <Buggy> I give Chuffy a shocking grasp.
56:57 <Buggy> Range: Touch.
57:01 <Buggy> Off a wand.
57:18 <Buggy> It's not Range: Personal.
57:29 <Buggy> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/shocking-grasp
58:14 * Chuffy is considering going in with cuddles...
58:25 <Buggy> Protect evil is Range: Touch.
58:50 <Buggy> I throw a ready action up while I check this.
58:56 <Mort-> (Remind me to do it on jerus in the future)
59:03 <Buggy> If the dog busts through sure
59:14 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
59:16 <Reta> "Reta slice Vorka head! Make bad gobbo dead dead dead!
59:28 <Reta> climb across and attack? Can I make it?
59:55 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 slice Vorka
00:02 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3 slice Vorka
00:02 <dicebot> Reta, slice Vorka: [1d20=1] 4
00:08 <Ballig> you miss horribly!
00:11 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
00:17 <Poog> Last firebolt
00:29 <Ballig> roll to hit
00:38 <Poog> this at mnus 4?
00:42 <Ballig> right
00:52 <Poog> !roll 1d20-2
00:53 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20-2: [1d20=2] 0
00:56 <Ballig> you missssssss
01:00 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
01:01 <Poog> WITHA ZERO
01:03 <Poog> THATTS A HIT
01:06 * Chuffy prepares to attack Cuddles if he breaks through the door.
01:17 <Ballig> Vorka takes a 5 foot step east
01:23 <Ballig> and throws a fireball at Reta
01:34 <Ballig> but misses
01:36 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
02:13 * Chuffy shouts "Grab my crossbrow and shoot her!"
02:23 <Reta> Is she carrying a weapon?
02:28 <Mogmurch> "Hey! Come down!"
02:34 <Mogmurch> "And take this too!"
02:43 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5
02:44 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
02:52 <Ballig> you toss a flask of acid up to her
02:52 <Mogmurch> Acid flash
02:53 <Ballig> she catches it
02:56 <Ballig> but spills it down her front
02:59 <Ballig> roll damage
03:11 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d6+3
03:11 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
03:19 <Ballig> she melts!
03:52 * Chuffy shouts "Help over here!"
04:09 <Mogmurch> "I got here!"
04:23 <Mogmurch> "We find the fire boom!?"
04:31 <Poog> "We burn boat now!"
04:33 * Chuffy goes and picks up his crossbow
04:44 <Poog> "Burn it Burn it Burn it Burn it"
04:47 <Poog> "Me!"
05:27 <Ballig> Buggy gets ready to open the door 6 seconds after Stumpbiter lights the rocket
05:39 <Reta> so we line up outside the door on both sides. everyone takes readied actions.
05:41 * Poog point rocket in room
05:43 <Mogmurch> "Wait wait. We can just leave!" "Burn boat!"
05:49 <Mogmurch> "Oh ok!"
05:51 <Stumpbiter> "We set off firework now"
05:52 <Ballig> the rocket lights
05:52 <Stumpbiter> "You shush"
05:54 <Reta> one guy opens the door, alot of attacks, one guy shuts the door.
05:54 <Reta> win
05:57 * Chuffy gets ready to close the door right after the firework goes off
05:58 * Mogmurch grabs alchemist fire.
06:00 <Ballig> buggy opens the door and Cuddles charges out
06:04 <Ballig> and is hit in the face by the rocket
06:12 <Ballig> taking the full damage
06:14 <Ballig> Stumpbiter: roll 2d6
06:27 <Stumpbiter> !roll 2d6
06:28 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 2d6: [2d6=5,5] 10
06:31 <Poog> !roll 2d6
06:32 <dicebot> Poog, 2d6: [2d6=1,4] 5
06:32 <Ballig> he's severely burned
06:41 <Ballig> take any readied actions
06:42 <Reta> Reta slices it!
06:57 <Buggy> !roll 1d20 shocking grasp
06:58 <dicebot> Buggy, shocking grasp: [1d20=1] 1
07:06 <Ballig> Buggy tries to shock cuddles but misses
07:06 <Reta> !roll 1d20+4 attack; 1d4+3 damage
07:07 <dicebot> Reta, attack: [1d20=10] 14; damage: [1d4=1] 4
07:07 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
07:08 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
07:13 <Mogmurch> !1d20+5
07:15 <Ballig> Reta and Poog both miss him
07:15 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+7; 1d4-1; 1d6
07:16 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8; 1d4-1: [1d4=1] 0; 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
07:19 <Ballig> Chuffy misses him
07:21 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5
07:21 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
07:35 <Ballig> Mogmurch misses his touch
07:43 <Ballig> he tries to bite
08:01 <Ballig> !rand Mogmurch Poog Stumpbiter Buggy Chuffy Reta
08:02 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Mogmurch
08:11 <Ballig> what's Mogmurch's AC
08:18 <Ballig> but misses him
08:22 <Ballig> everyone make more attacks
08:26 <Buggy> !roll 1d20 shocking grasp
08:26 <dicebot> Buggy, shocking grasp: [1d20=1] 1
08:27 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+7; 1d4-1; 1d6
08:28 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12; 1d4-1: [1d4=4] 3; 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
08:28 <Reta> !roll 1d20+4 attack; 1d4+3 damage
08:28 <dicebot> Reta, attack: [1d20=3] 7; damage: [1d4=4] 7
08:33 <Ballig> Chuffy and Reta miss
08:37 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d20+4
08:37 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
08:38 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
08:38 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
08:41 <Ballig> Stumpbiter and Poog miss
08:47 <Poog> derp
09:09 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5, Dres rocket
09:09 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5, Dres rocket: [1d20=11, Dres rocket] 16
09:22 <Ballig> the des rocket is lit, it goes off next round
09:27 <Ballig> Cuddles tries to bite
09:30 <Ballig> !rand Mogmurch Poog Stumpbiter Buggy Chuffy Reta
09:31 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Reta
09:34 <Ballig> Reta, what's your AC
09:41 <Ballig> biting her
10:13 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage
10:20 <Ballig> and trying to trip her
10:26 <Ballig> CMD?
10:33 <Ballig> Reta is on the ground
10:36 <Ballig> everyone can make attacks
10:38 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
10:38 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
10:41 <Chuffy> !roll 1d20+7; 1d4-1; 1d6
10:42 <dicebot> Chuffy, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20; 1d4-1: [1d4=3] 2; 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
10:43 <Buggy> !roll 1d20 shocking grasp
10:43 <dicebot> Buggy, shocking grasp: [1d20=4] 4
10:46 <Ballig> Chuffy hits!
10:49 <Reta> !roll 1d20  attack; 1d4+3 damage
10:49 <dicebot> Reta, attack: [1d20=4] 4; damage: [1d4=3] 6
10:51 <Ballig> dealing some damage
10:54 <Mogmurch> !roll 1d20+5, Des rocket
10:54 <dicebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5, Des rocket: [1d20=18, Des rocket] 23
11:04 <Ballig> the desnan rocket hits!
11:20 <Ballig> dealing 1 damage
11:23 * Stumpbiter thinks it's about time we learn how all the fireworks work
11:27 <Ballig> actually
11:31 <Ballig> it's 1 fire damage and 1 nonlethal damage
11:33 <Ballig> Cuddles is unconscious
11:37 <Poog> coup!
11:39 <Stumpbiter> coup de grace!
11:42 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
11:42 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
11:42 <Mogmurch> "HEHEHEH! YES!"
11:44 <Poog> oops
11:49 <Chuffy> "NO!"
11:53 <Stumpbiter> !roll 1d6+1; 1d6+1
11:54 <dicebot> Stumpbiter, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7; 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
11:56 <Poog> !roll 2d4+2
11:56 <dicebot> Poog, 2d4+2: [2d4=2,1] 5
11:59 <Chuffy> "we take back to chief"
11:59 <Mort-> You blood thirsty goblins
12:04 <Ballig> you put Cuddles down
12:07 <Ballig> in traditional goblin fashion
12:08 <Stumpbiter> we put down the other dog too
12:13 <Stumpbiter> for good measure
12:15 <Poog> "Burn boat first."
12:17 * Mogmurch cheers.
12:22 <Stumpbiter> "All fireworks gone I fink"
12:29 <Stumpbiter> "We find more"
12:59 <Poog> "Take the shiny stuff, burn the rest."
13:06 <Poog> cast detect magic
13:15 <Mogmurch> "I want the shiny stars!"
13:16 <Stumpbiter> "Maybe we need to bring Gutwad fireworks"
13:26 <Mogmurch> "O! Potion!"
13:38 * Mogmurch takes the potion of love.
13:46 <Ballig> what do you do with the chest
13:53 <Reta> take it!
13:54 <Mogmurch> eat it
14:00 <Ballig> okay
14:01 <Reta> Easier to carry the treasure in!
14:42 <Reta> "Your slimyness, we gots stuff!"
15:07 <Mogmurch> "Yeah, we gots it!"
15:25 <Poog> #winner
15:59 * Chuffy is the Head Village Stabber.
16:00 <Reta> "Reta master of Pig Pit now! Dats good job! Reta gets bacon one day."
16:01 <Poog> GG
16:03 Stumpbiter is now known as Avatar
16:06 <Buggy> Well played.
16:09 Poog is now known as Quince
16:16 Chuffy is now known as Steven
16:19 <Mogmurch> !nick Mogmurch, Married Goblin of Greatness
16:30 <Steven> have to use underscores
16:31 <Avatar> 1 exp, 1 prestige, +500gp
16:41 <Ballig> can everyone PM me the name and PFS number of the character you will be applying credit to
16:52 <Buggy> 43851-3 Chien
16:53 <Ballig> including how much gold, xp, and prestige your character had before this scenario
16:56 <Ballig> PM it to me
17:01 Reta is now known as Hydrazine
17:12 <Ballig> /nick
17:16 Mogmurch is now known as Duhz
17:40 Buggy is now known as Freelancer
17:55 * Ballig removes voice from Duhz Freelancer Hydrazine Avatar Quince Steven
17:59 <Avatar> first steps 2 starts in a little under 2 hours
35:28 <***> Buffer Playback...
35:29 <***> Playback Complete.
37:02 <Avatar> Steven: I've never met anyone else as whipped as you are
37:12 <Steven> I dont mind.
37:22 <Avatar> that's what they say when they're whipped
37:44 <Ballig> my workmate is very whipped
37:54 <Steven> well on the balance avatar
38:01 <Steven> i get a rediculous amount of sex
38:20 <Avatar> it's kind of low to resort to that
38:31 <Steven> its kind of low to call a dude out for being whipped.
38:36 <Steven> im just responding in kind.
38:47 <Avatar> alright
38:53 <Avatar> I'll leave that there
39:00 <Steven> but, i admit, im totaly whipped
39:23 <Hydrazine> we know.
39:30 <Hydrazine> dammit. wtf irc.
39:34 Hydrazine has quit (Quit: Leaving)
39:46 <Steven> its all good though, she lets me get away with being a total dork
39:46 Hydrazine ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
39:47 <Ballig> wtf irc
40:05 <Mort-> Hi hydrazine
40:07 <Hydrazine> For some reason it was making clicky sounds on every letter.
40:17 <Hydrazine> You can see how this would get upsetting.
40:18 * Mort- waves
40:40 <Hydrazine> yo.
40:43 <Hydrazine> Reta's fun.
41:00 <Duhz> lol
41:02 <Duhz> yeah
41:07 <Duhz> That was pretty funny
41:27 <Mort-> I don't remember poog much now
41:36 <Mort-> I used to feel him somewhere around
41:46 <Steven> Kinda sad all my stealth checks must have sucked dick.
41:47 <Ballig> and you try and tell us you're not schizophrenic
41:54 <Duhz> hahaha
41:59 <Duhz> Poor Poog
42:21 <Mort-> He's gone
42:38 <Hydrazine> Freelancer's new? Or am I just not on top of current events?
42:46 <Mort-> Well i played poog
42:52 <Mort-> They went to the convention
43:05 <Mort-> And met lots of people!
43:26 <Mort-> They introduced them playing d&d on irc
43:32 <Brunius> Freelancer and SaintCaleth (and Sarevok?) are from the PFS online google group
44:11 <Mort-> So anyway glad you guys had fun
44:19 <Mort-> Screw stealth
44:24 <Mort-> Keel them all
44:40 <Duhz> I think it's time for an hour nap.
44:45 <Hydrazine> Soo..
44:54 <Hydrazine> I don't know if I should try to get some sleep..
44:57 <Hydrazine> Or stay up for fs2.
44:59 <Hydrazine> It is 2 right?
45:03 <Ballig> it is 2
45:06 <Duhz> yeah 245 here
45:15 <Mort-> How long till fs 2?
45:21 <Ballig> an hour and 15 minutes
45:34 <Mort-> Ill play from work no skype
45:43 <Ballig> I have 200 gold to spend on my level 1 fighter
45:44 <Ballig> what should I buy
45:47 <Mort-> Can i not use the " when talking?
45:49 <Mort-> Cookies
45:50 <Brunius> Full Plate.
45:53 <Brunius> :P
46:00 <Ballig> yeah he'll puy full plate on layby :p
46:06 <Brunius> What route is your fighter going?
46:09 <Mort-> If i ooc i will ()
46:09 <Ballig> puy/put
46:16 <Ballig> Mort-: that's not the point man
46:20 <Ballig> the point is that you can't hear anything anyone is saying
46:23 <Ballig> meaning it slows everything down
46:30 <Ballig> and you're at /work/
46:30 <Mort-> I can't skype?
46:47 <Mort-> So you mean I'm stuck out again?
46:47 <Steven> ronal is updated
46:47 <Thelen> needa be on skype
46:50 <Mort-> I'm at work
46:52 <Ballig> Mort-: that's up to Avatar this time
46:59 <Mort-> Oh lucifer
47:00 <Mort-> Ok
47:46 <Duhz> btw
47:53 <Duhz> how do we know what boons we get
48:03 <Ballig> Hydrazine: he's taken nimble moves and step-up, so far
48:07 <Duhz> ifany
48:08 <Ballig> (as well as power attack of course)
48:25 <Thelen> ni8mble moves ??
48:58 <Ballig> hells yeah!
49:04 <Ballig> 5 foot steps in difficult terrain
49:13 <Ballig> pre-requisite to acrobatic steps which allows charging in difficult terrain
49:33 <Thelen> oh yea
50:45 * Mort- sobs. Me no skype
51:05 <Hydrazine> Uh, why're you telling me?
51:07 <Steven> alright have fun everyone, im going to go watch some lame ass chick flick im sure
51:19 <Steven> also i just got punched for calling it a lame ass chick flick
51:23 <Steven> which it is.
51:36 <Steven> see you tomorrow maybe!
52:14 <Mort-> Tomorrow.
52:16 <Ballig> tata
52:24 * Mort- waves at herself
52:32 <Mort-> Oh a mort zard.
55:40 Mort- is now known as Grull
55:47 <Grull> @see
55:51 <Avatar> mort aren't you going to be on skype for the game
55:52 <Grull> Oh fk
55:56 <Grull> Yes
56:07 <Avatar> yes you are or yes you aren't
56:27 <Grull> Yes i will not be on skype
56:48 <Avatar> I don't think you can play without skype
57:10 <Grull> Racist
57:11 <Doombunny> Speaking of skype, want to add werezombie real quick?
57:17 <Grull> Skypist :p
57:24 <Avatar> damn right I do
57:32 Grull is now known as Mort-
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18:47 <Ballig> how big is the floating disk
18:51 <Ballig> and how big is the culverin
18:53 <Doombunny> Or at least causing an avalanche as it was on top of a mountain.
19:38 <Doombunny> I'm not sure how big the disk is, but it holds 100 lbs. maybe?
20:17 <[1]Jumpy142> 100lbs/level
20:24 <Doombunny> Culverin is a handcannon
20:27 <[1]Jumpy142> 3ft. diameter
20:33 <Doombunny> You have to brace yourself to fire it.
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21:24 <Doombunny> I could find something else for 4000 gp though.
26:04 Duhz has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
29:15 <[1]Jumpy142> hey, I won't be able to talk on skype, only listen because I have dodgy microphone. is that ok?
30:26 <Mort-> Its ok
30:29 <Avatar> that's fine
30:31 <Mort-> I do it all the time
30:41 Jumpy142 has quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi)
30:42 [1]Jumpy142 is now known as Jumpy142
30:42 <Mort-> No one ever wants to hear me talk anyway
30:56 <Mort-> The moment i open my mouth they all cover their ears
30:57 <Avatar> mort talks too much anyway !
31:21 <Mort-> I never talk on skype in game
31:45 <Ballig> that's because there is a lot of background noise when you don't have your mic muted
31:50 <Ballig> I think you use the internal microphone in your laptop
32:09 <Ballig> which picks up everything
32:09 <Mort-> I do
32:09 <Mort-> I have no mic
32:09 <Jumpy142> I can talk, but it'
32:09 <Ballig> yeah
32:30 <Jumpy142> it'll be really quiet because laptop internal mic
32:30 <Ballig> listening is the important part
32:30 <Ballig> it means the GM can run the game quicker
33:04 * Mort- is still sulking in a corner
33:14 <Mort-> One day. I shall get a mic
33:24 <Mort-> And i shall sing at all of you!
33:44 <Mort-> (Wail of the banshee^^)
34:30 <Jumpy142> I got it, I'll just use iPhone for skype laptop for IRC and CA
34:37 <Jumpy142> ballig, could you test call me?
34:55 <Ballig> do I have you on skype
34:57 <Jumpy142> yeah
35:01 <Jumpy142> you're the only one
35:06 <Jumpy142> Jumpy1421
35:15 <Ballig> if that isn't you I'm calling, I am going to be annoying someone
35:16 <Ballig> ho ho
35:26 <Ballig> I can hear you
35:28 <Ballig> I just don't have my mic connected
35:41 <Ballig> the volume is fine
36:08 <Jumpy142> lol, didn't think to check IRC to see if you're talking :P
42:26 <Avatar> can't believe those two jokers took off
42:51 <Avatar> I'm inclined to start without them
43:01 <Doombunny> One of them went for a nap, I think
43:09 <Jumpy142> yeah, he said he was
43:15 <Avatar> do you reckon he'll wake up
43:30 <Avatar> !rng wake sleep
43:48 <Avatar> !roll 1d2
43:49 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
43:53 <Avatar> that's a sleep
44:02 <Avatar> the dice know all
44:23 <Avatar> quince didn't say he was taking a nap did he
44:31 <Doombunny> I think he just left
44:32 <Avatar> he just pinged timeout and never looked back
45:13 <Ballig> !rand wake sleep
45:13 <dicebot> Ballig, random: wake
45:20 <Avatar> rand, gotcha
45:31 <Ballig> yeah "RNG" makes no sense, seeing as it stands for Random Number Generator
45:34 <Ballig> and it's not generating a random number
45:40 <Avatar> what about rnd
45:43 <Avatar> !rnd w s 
46:28 <Ballig> !rnd w s
46:29 <dicebot> Ballig, random: s
46:30 <Avatar> jumpy you have to accept on skype
47:01 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
47:08 <Jumpy142> done
47:09 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Ballig
47:13 <Avatar> love your work
47:35 <Avatar> 202.161.27.198
47:39 <Avatar> you can start connecting CA
47:52 <Avatar> make sure you're using v2.1 unstable
47:59 <Avatar> check in Help > About
48:31 <Jumpy142> yeap
49:13 <Thelen> poo poos
50:17 <Ballig> sup Thelz
50:21 Ballig is now known as Rabble
50:30 <Rabble> remember this nick Avatar ?!
50:35 <Avatar> which jerk was that
50:41 <Avatar> one of the many
50:51 <Rabble> the one from that 4e game
51:29 <Avatar> Forevernade: are you about
51:38 <Forevernade> hi
51:39 <Rabble> who's that
51:43 <Avatar> do you want to play 
51:46 <Avatar> you're in the same timezone
51:54 <Forevernade> which game?
51:58 <Rabble> first steps 2
52:06 <Jumpy142> Tristen said he'll play if we need players
52:11 <Jumpy142> on the scedule page
52:16 <Thelen> we have 5 thats enough
52:17 <Avatar> you just need to be able to stick around for the full game
52:29 <Avatar> well we have 4 without duhz and quince
52:36 <Thelen> ah
52:37 <Avatar> so if you want to be a reserve you can be
52:42 <Rabble> are we actually going to be without duhz and quince
52:48 <Rabble> that was tristen, not thelen
52:49 <Thelen> who reserve?
52:51 <Rabble> thelen is in for playing
52:55 <Hydrazine> need a Hydra?
53:23 <Avatar> if you want in, now's the time to say you'd be keen
53:37 <Avatar> I asked Forevernade because he hasn't played before
54:07 <Forevernade> il be a reserve
54:17 <Avatar> good show
54:36 <Rabble> do you know what's happening with Duhz and Quince
54:48 <Avatar> well I've consulted my expert
54:50 <Avatar> ie. the dice
54:54 <Avatar> and they say they'll be sleeping
55:13 <Doombunny> Sometimes naps just get ahold of people.
55:42 <Hydrazine> I'd sit out to let the new guys in.
00:02 Avatar gives voice to Doombunny Jumpy142 Rabble Thelen
00:12 <Avatar> Forevernade / Hydrazine: if you want in, you can play
00:23 <Avatar> we're starting now
00:33 Thelen is now known as Cleric
00:55 Cleric is now known as Klerik
00:57 <Hydrazine> I guess I'll join.
01:02 Jumpy142 is now known as Mort
01:03 Hydrazine is now known as Hokubi
01:04 <Avatar> are you good for the whole game
01:13 Doombunny is now known as Hakan
01:19 Avatar gives voice to Hokubi
01:20 Mort is now known as Bork
01:21 <Hokubi> I might get a bit sleepy. Thats it.
01:51 <Avatar> Forevernade?
02:24 <Rabble> "Par-TAY!"
02:33 <Forevernade> ah sorry im cooking right now
02:47 <Rabble> I wear a suit
02:49 <Forevernade> how long does it go for?
02:51 <Rabble> it's a pink suit
02:53 <Rabble> with a blue tie
02:54 <Forevernade> howmany hours?
02:59 <Rabble> 4-6
03:00 <Avatar> prep for 6 hours
03:03 <Forevernade> and do you make a seperate channel?
03:09 <Rabble> nope we do it here
03:19 Hakan is now known as HaKaN1
03:25 <Forevernade> ok i cant do it now then, sorry
03:30 <Avatar> no problem matey
03:32 <Forevernade> i am taking my girlfriend out in about 3h
03:53 <Forevernade> dont want to commit to something i cant do
04:05 <Rabble> no probs
04:07 <Avatar> Only the luckiest or most influential Pathfinders receive invitations to Amara Li’s annual Snapdragon Festival celebration, and wise recipients take advantage of them. The aroma of blooming orchids and flowing wine mixes with the acrid tang of recently exploded fireworks, and the sound of strangely discordant music comes from a duo of Tian women playing an unusual stringed instrument and a reed 
04:08 <Avatar> flute. The crowd mingles calmly, most guests clearly hoping to be seen more than actually paying attention to those with whom they converse, though the plum wine seems to have affected many who now move about the lodge’s grounds waving sparkling wands of fire and shooting whirring, whizzing fireworks into the sky above the koi pond.
05:03 <Rabble> "WAITER! Your finest ale!"
05:38 <Hokubi> "No thank you. Just water, please."
06:50 <Rabble> "Yeah, did you hear that, waiter? Invited to Amara Li's PRIVATE STUDY. Now I bet you wish you'd gotten me that ale."
06:55 <Bork> "ooh tea, I love tea"
07:11 <Avatar> “Well met, Pathfinders, and welcome to the Lantern Lodge. I hope you find the Snapdragon Festival and my hospitality worthy of your time and energy. I have not brought you here for mere pleasantries, however, and wish to ask you to partake a dangerous mission on my behalf.
07:25 <Rabble> "Your hospitality has been lacking. Your waiters won't serve me."
07:38 <Avatar> “Long ago, one of my most esteemed ancestors, who was rich in power but poor in sense, gave a gift to a foreign prince, a gift that prince did not deserve and my foolish ancestor had no right to give—a ceremonial jade katana. At the time the gift was sent, its recipient was invading this island. He laid siege to Absalom from his fortress in the foothills of the Kortos Mounts. Like those who 
07:39 <Avatar> came before him, the warlord failed to take Absalom and perished in the attempt. On the very day of his defeat, his castle crumbled to dust in a violent earthquake and has been lost to the centuries ever since. My family’s heirloom was lost with it. 
07:42 <Bork> "can't you tell that we're not her for pleasantries by our outfits?"
08:27 <Avatar> “A recent report by a group of Pathfinders gives me hope that they have finally found the ruin, and I might finally recover my family’s treasure. I’m looking for an intrepid group to retrieve it for me, and I’m hoping that is you. The fame and 
08:28 <Avatar> wealth you will doubtlessly recover will bring you much honor within the Society, and if you deliver the katana to me, you will have my favor as you begin your careers as full agents of the Pathfinder Society.”
08:56 <Bork> "sure thing, where can I find it?"
09:13 <Rabble> "Can I borrow a suit?"
09:29 <Rabble> "I need to show a snooty waiter who's boss."
09:31 <HaKaN1> Is there anywhere I can have a quick bath?
09:45 <Avatar> "At the ruin. I'd expect you to be able to buy your own clothes, of course."
09:55 <Rabble> "Yeah I just want to borrow it for tonight."
09:55 <Avatar> "You may use the bathrooms here if you must."
10:00 <Rabble> "Because your waiters are jerks."
10:12 <Avatar> "Excuse me."
10:14 <Rabble> "Why do you want the katana?"
10:22 <HaKaN1> Thank you kindly.
10:31 <Bork> "what was so important about it?"
10:35 <Rabble> HaKaN1: use quotes when you're talking in character
10:47 <Klerik> "do you know if we might encounter any nasty creatures or fellow treasure-seekers at the ruins?"
10:50 <Avatar> "You must understand, your mission to the ruin would be as Pathfinders."
10:52 <Bork> "and why did your ancestor have no right to give it away if it was his?"
10:54 <HaKaN1> "Very well, Rabble."
10:59 <Avatar> "It is only as a personal favour to me that you return me the jade katana."
11:12 <Rabble> "I have a nice Nodachi here. I'll give you that instead."
11:20 <Bork> "close enough"
11:41 <Avatar> she passes you a map with some directions in a graceful manner
11:50 <Avatar> "Please, I have other guests to attend to now."
11:57 <Rabble> "So about that suit?"
12:10 <Rabble> "Failing that, will you come with me to talk to a certain waiter?"
12:14 <Avatar> Rabble: roll a sense motive
12:24 <Rabble> !roll 1d20-2 sense motive @Avatar
12:32 <Avatar> you think she just doesn't like you
12:37 <Rabble> I'm okay with that
13:34 <Avatar> “Greetings, Pathfinders! I hear you’re headed out into the Cairnlands on official Society business. Best of luck outside the city walls, though you look like sturdy enough adventurers. Perhaps not Eagle Knight material, but qualified for the work of a Pathfinder.
13:54 <Avatar> “A word of warning, though, friends—beware the walking dead. The crumbling ruins surrounding the city are rife with them, and you’re likely to run into more than your fair share over the course of your career. Undeath and the undead are more than just a physical peril, however. Undeath is the worst kind of slavery. And it should be eradicated like all servitude, whether to aristocracy or to 
13:54 <Avatar> mental control. Being enslaved to the flesh beyond when Pharasma calls one’s soul to the Boneyard is a fate I wouldn’t wish upon my greatest enemy. So while you plumb the depths of Asad’s Keep, remember your solemn duty to your fellow man—both living and dead. Any undead you encounter along the way should be freed of their earthly shell.
14:07 <Bork> "thanks. I wouldn't want to be associated with those Eagle Knights."
14:22 <Rabble> "How can we destroy undead?"
14:36 <Avatar> “If you prove your dedication to freedom, the resources of Andoran will be at your disposal in your future endeavors.”
14:52 <Jumpy142> Gj guys
14:56 <Avatar> "Swing your sword and may it find your mark."
15:09 <Rabble> "What kinds of undead are there?"
15:35 <Steven> alright, time to find me a rage power
15:41 <Hokubi> "I will do my best, Major."
15:43 <Avatar> "Well I'm honestly not sure what you'd expect to find, simply giving you a warning that they are everywhere and must be freed."
15:53 <Rabble> "How do we free them?"
16:01 <Hydrazine> I have a conundrum!
16:08 <Avatar> "Some are better offed with a blade, others with a blunt weapon."
16:19 <Rabble> "Oh. Which ones should I use a blunt weapon against?"
16:19 <Bork> "how would you free an undead? their souls are already corrupted beyond repair
16:21 <Bork> "
16:26 <Jumpy142> So, we get an extra feat every odd total level right? Can those feats be anything?
16:41 <Hydrazine> anything you qualify for.
16:49 <Jumpy142> Cool
16:51 <Avatar> "Corrupt indeed, but enslaved to the world of the living. It is absolutely important that they are freed to rest in peace! Hail Eagle Knights. Hail Andoran!"
17:02 <Rabble> "Hail Andoran!"
17:06 <Hydrazine> Alot are open to anyone. Some have rather specific requirements.
17:06 <Rabble> I clap him on the back
17:16 <Hydrazine> Like level 10 fighter or something.
17:16 <Rabble> and make sure that waiter sees me being on best buddy terms with the Major
17:31 <Bork> "I'm with you with that one. Hail Andoran."
17:37 <Avatar> a member of the serving staff comes along, interrupting him 
17:42 <Avatar> maybe saving him from you lot, you can't tell
17:50 <Avatar> whispers something in his ear
17:51 <Rabble> does he have an ale with him
17:54 <Rabble> the serving staff
18:01 <Avatar> "Now if you'll excuse me."
18:03 <HaKaN1> "Waiter, these canapes taste like sweat."
18:06 <Avatar> he doesn't
18:12 <Rabble> oh
18:13 <Rabble> I ask him for an ale
18:15 <Duhz> Avatar gonna be around soon as well?
18:25 <Duhz> ....wait, already is.
18:28 <Avatar> "Very sorry, sir. Another one will be fetched for you at once."
18:33 <Avatar> he says in accented tien
18:45 <Jumpy142> But I mean like, it doesn't have to be combat or metamagic or anything
18:58 <Hydrazine> Not for normal leveling feats, no
19:14 <Hydrazine> Fighter bonus feats at even levels have to be combat feats.
19:34 <Jumpy142> Cool
19:51 <Steven> hmmm think im going to take spirit rager
20:04 <Steven> spirit totem even
23:50 <Mort-> Khaz can't fs
23:53 <Mort-> Not anymore
24:12 <Avatar> don't you have another level 1 char
24:18 <Ballig> she's got her sorcerer
24:26 <Avatar> well why are you talking about khaz
24:28 <Hydrazine> Grull?
24:37 <Mort-> I have a sorc
24:41 <Mort-> And a ranger
24:54 <Mort-> i think ill bring grull out
25:04 <Steven> bwahahahahah going with Superstition as my rage power
25:33 <Steven> and sam says i cant play again, she needs snuggles
25:40 <Mort-> Ok :p
25:44 <Mort-> Have fun :d
54:12 <Mort-> Did that for fs 1
54:20 <Ballig> and it was a huge pain in my ass
54:26 <Mort-> Ok fine.
54:40 <Mort-> I could have drawn the maps before hand
54:42 <Ballig> don't get all upset at me
54:54 <Ballig> no one else expects to be able to play from work without CA or skype
54:55 <Mort-> Would have been able to see
55:09 <Mort-> Like have my own ca..blah blah..
55:13 <Mort-> Ah screw it
55:22 * Mort- sulks
57:12 <Mort-> What i need on a lack of ca is really to print the maps out before hand
57:20 <Mort-> Then i can doodle
57:45 <[1]Jumpy142> but you still won't know where things are
57:54 <Ballig> having the maps is like 1/5th of the problem
57:54 <[1]Jumpy142> PC's and enemies
58:09 <Mort-> Ask for locations
58:15 <Mort-> Then i draw on my map
58:18 <Ballig> so you want to make combat six times harder for the GM
58:19 <Mort-> Where everyone is
58:20 <Ballig> just to accommodate you
58:25 <Mort-> Ok fine.
58:30 <Ballig> quit the sulking
58:33 * Mort- sulks
58:34 <Mort-> Lol
58:35 <Ballig> no one else expects this kind of treatment
58:57 <Mort-> Seriously. How does dark white play with someone blind at his table?
59:07 <Mort-> He says he has done it before
59:11 <Mort-> So it can be done
59:14 <Ballig> you don't have a disability
59:19 <[1]Jumpy142> they can't help being blind
59:24 <Ballig> you are simply expecting special treatment
59:39 <Avatar> cmon mort you have to be fair
59:45 <Avatar> what you're talking about is trying to find ways around the rules
59:57 <Ballig> what if every person playing wanted to do what you want to do?
59:59 <Ballig> it would be a nightmare
59:59 <Mort-> Ok fine
00:01 <Avatar> saying a blind person can play like that so why can't I
00:03 <Avatar> I mean cmon
00:33 <Avatar> if you become blind I'll make accommodations for you
00:38 * Mort- goes off into a corner to MOPE
01:03 * [1]Jumpy142 pokes moping Mort-
01:09 <Ballig> don't feel sorry for her
01:16 <Avatar> yeah no sympathy there
01:50 <Avatar> if everyone else is around we can probably start this game early
01:58 <[1]Jumpy142> I'm in
02:04 <Doombunny> I'll need a fresh beer.
02:21 <Avatar> where is quince
02:23 <Ballig> did we lose Quince
02:25 <Ballig> Duhz: what happened there
02:27 <[1]Jumpy142> at least that gets rid of the "7 people" dilemma
02:32 <Ballig> or is Duhz really taking that 1 hour nap
03:08 <Hydrazine> How many you guys got?
03:39 <Ballig> it's up in the air at the moment
03:51 <Doombunny> +1
03:59 <Mort-> I'm out
04:05 <Avatar> shit, who's gabriel
04:06 <[1]Jumpy142> Mort- can't, so I think its 6
04:13 <Doombunny> That's em
04:16 <Doombunny> Err, me
04:54 <Avatar> sweet as
06:18 <Ballig> composite longbows are stupidly expensive
06:59 <Avatar> not as stupidly expensive as Guns
07:21 <Doombunny> But guns are stupidly powerful too
07:32 <Avatar> ah but they are also stupidly cool
08:25 <Doombunny> Yeah, I just played a game with some guy that mounted a culverin on a floating disc...
08:37 <Ballig> 900 gold for a masterwork composite longbow +5
08:47 <Doombunny> Did 48 dmg on a crit to the big bad
09:58 <Avatar> mounting a siege weapon
10:02 <Avatar> I dunno about that man
10:08 <Doombunny> I don't either
10:23 <Avatar> that siege weapon is falling off that floating disc in my game I think
10:30 <Doombunny> Yeah
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