// #d&d — 2012-04-19
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00:03:18 <Mekkis> hopefully diebot will be back up tomorrow
00:04:34 <Mort-> All my commands are down there
00:18:18 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5igb?Whistleblowers-and-Obama-Health-Care#48
00:18:22 <Mekkis> almost sounds good!
00:27:43 <Tashes> Mekkis, i'm in bris again from middle may to end june
00:27:45 <Tashes> :D\
00:28:02 <Mekkis> there will be games running then
00:28:15 <matt> hey guys, do you think it makes sense use one char for here and another for my other session?
00:42:57 <Mort-> Feel free
00:49:37 <Avatar> no
00:49:43 <Avatar> work on one character in both places
00:49:53 <Avatar> that's the point of pathfinder society, you can bring a character to multiple tables
00:51:32 <matt> ok, thanks. that makes sense
01:19:55 <matt> can the gm take a look at my char sheet? I'm pretty sure it's correct. also, shouold I setup some of the default rolls I need to do? line !roll 1D20 +5
01:20:19 <matt> !roll 1D20+5
01:20:19 <dicebot> matt, 1D20+5: [1d20=15] 20
01:21:24 <Avatar> anyone can check it
01:23:11 <matt> cool
01:29:50 <matt> where do you check off the missions you've completed?
01:32:34 <Avatar> click Pathfinder Society
01:33:16 <Avatar> have you played prissa before
01:34:37 <Avatar> your sheet is pretty much fine
01:35:25 <matt> just once before
01:36:53 <Avatar> I've learnt the smart thing to do with auditing is to list down the bottom
01:37:27 <Avatar> the date you played, the scenario you played (number + name), the gold you earned, the day job money you got, the prestige you got, and somewhere near the bottom where you spent the prestige
01:37:41 <Avatar> makes life much easier later
01:37:56 <Avatar> unless you are meticulous with keeping your details together, but I can tell you are not
01:38:19 <Avatar> now it's bedtime
01:39:11 <matt> ok, good night
01:39:13 <matt> thanks
01:45:47 <matt> I'll add the info to the bottom...it's a great idea. most of the info I added to my chronical sheet I was given last week.
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03:40:41 <matt> everyone zzzzz?
03:46:56 <Steven> nope
03:46:58 <Steven> not everyone
03:47:06 <Steven> just most of the oz
03:48:06 <matt> I assumed most were....
04:00:08 <Hydrazine> yo
04:05:51 <Steven> sup hydra
04:25:04 <Hydrazine> I hate it when everything's patching at the same time.
04:25:21 <matt> and doinga virus scan....
04:37:13 <Steven> really interferes with the watching of the prawn
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04:53:41 <Steven> so, how ya doin... all the people here
04:53:55 <Steven> anyone familiar with xchat?
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04:55:41 <Steven1> i cant get xchat to display a list of people in the channel
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05:08:22 <matt> alias
05:09:01 <matt> roll
05:09:23 <matt> 'roll'
05:09:25 <matt> fk
05:09:28 <matt> hahah
05:09:44 <matt> I should practice in an empty room
05:10:11 <matt> !roll 1D20
05:10:11 <dicebot> matt, 1D20: [1d20=4] 4
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05:18:33 <matt> hey, does anyone havbe the syntax to alias !rol?
05:29:25 <Hydrazine> um.
05:29:37 <Hydrazine> Theres special functions commited already to saving rolls
05:29:47 <Hydrazine> I can make it work with diebot, but not dicebot. Don't know why.
05:29:50 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
05:29:52 <Jerus> @pa
05:29:54 <Jerus> @perc
05:30:02 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
05:30:03 <Jerus> @perc
05:30:08 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
05:30:13 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I dunno. Hes being a dick.
05:30:14 <matt> ahhh, ok, so I'm not retarded then :P
05:30:25 <Hydrazine> Well. To be fair you still don't know the commands.
05:30:32 <Hydrazine> But it doesn't really help when its not working anyway.
05:30:52 <Hydrazine> ?save
05:31:08 <Hydrazine> ?grappled
05:31:13 <Hydrazine> Hm.
05:33:21 <Hydrazine> Whats up, matt?
05:34:04 <matt> meh, at work, trying to make my life easier for the games this weekend
05:34:49 <matt> are you playing?
05:35:14 <matt> this weekend I mean
05:46:30 <Hydrazine> Usually it goes something like !save atk: 1d20+5; 1d10+5 damage. And it would roll both on @atk
05:48:47 <matt> OK, LET ME TRY THAT....sry caps
05:49:35 <Hydrazine> I did, I'm not getting anything with it. I get the messages that the commands are saved, but they don't work.
05:49:48 <matt> !save atk: 1D20+5; 1D10+7 damage
05:50:03 <matt> !atk
05:51:03 <matt> hmmm...:(
05:51:15 <matt> doesnt seem to work for me.
06:14:46 <matt> !roll 1D20+5; 1D10+7
06:14:47 <dicebot> matt, 1D20+5: [1d20=19] 24; 1D10+7: [1d10=5] 12
06:15:08 <matt> !roll attack 1D20+5; 1D10+7
06:15:08 <dicebot> matt, attack 1D20+5: [attack 1d20=10] 15; 1D10+7: [1d10=2] 9
06:15:12 <Hydrazine> @ for saved commands.
06:15:17 <Hydrazine> not !
06:15:20 <matt> !roll attack 1D20+5; Damage 1D10+7
06:15:20 <dicebot> matt, attack 1D20+5: [attack 1d20=12] 17; Damage 1D10+7: [Damage 1d10=5] 12
06:16:09 <matt> @save atk attack 1D20+5; Damage 1D10+7
06:16:23 <Hydrazine> Er.
06:16:29 <matt> lol
06:16:48 <Hydrazine> its !save atk: 1d20+5 attack; 1d10+7 damage.
06:16:58 <Hydrazine> exclamation to MAKE a save command, @ to USE one.
06:17:11 <Hydrazine> and the descriptions have to go after the dice, not before.
06:17:19 <matt> !save atk: 1D20+5; Damage 1D10+7
06:17:33 <Hydrazine> type IDENTIFY in all caps, by itself.
06:17:45 <matt> IDENTIFY
06:17:46 <Hydrazine> and try again, though you still got damage before the dice.
06:18:08 <matt> !save atk: 1D20+5 attack; 1D10+7 Damage
06:18:18 <matt> @atk
06:18:32 <matt> @atk:
06:18:34 <matt> haha
06:18:44 <matt> am I making you tired?
06:18:49 <Hydrazine> No.
06:18:54 <Hydrazine> Dicebot's being a funny.
06:19:03 <matt> oh, I thought it was me
06:19:05 <Hydrazine> I think diebot's more reliable, but hes currently unavailable.
06:19:32 <matt> @roll
06:19:38 <Hydrazine> Should get fixed too.
06:19:46 <Hydrazine> It would be @atk if hes working correctly.
06:19:57 <Hydrazine> And he'd give a message saying the command was saved.
06:20:02 <Hydrazine> IDENTIFY
06:20:17 <matt> IDENTIFY
06:20:22 <matt> nada
06:20:28 <Hydrazine> !save test: 1d20+5 roll; 1d12+1d12
06:20:33 <Hydrazine> Hm.
06:21:02 <Hydrazine> Yep. dicks
06:21:13 <matt> @atk
06:21:24 <Hydrazine> My answer? Make a text file with all the roll commands typed out how you like them.
06:21:38 <Hydrazine> Keep it open when you play. adjust the modifiers there, then just copypasta in.
06:21:40 <matt> ya, good idea, I was thinking about how
06:22:13 <matt> thanks for the help though
06:22:23 <Hydrazine> No problem.
06:22:34 <Hydrazine> Well, all the roll commands you use.
06:22:35 <DarkDaemon> I wrote a perl script, but I'm crazy.
06:22:55 <Hydrazine> Don't be afraid to bunch attacks and damage on the same line either. Generally it just speeds up gameplay.
06:28:18 <matt> haha, I tried usng mirc scripts but it doesnt seem to work
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07:29:08 <meatpants> wakey wakey eggs and backey
07:29:17 <Ballig> are you cooking me breakfast
07:29:26 <meatpants> hahah, maybe
07:29:34 <meatpants> = matt
07:31:09 <Ballig> weirdo
07:31:10 <Ballig> :p
07:31:33 <meatpants> haha, my in game name for most the computer games I play
07:32:01 <Ballig> is meatpants?
07:32:07 <meatpants> ya
07:32:13 <Ballig> have you played kingdom of loathing?
07:32:48 <meatpants> nope
07:32:54 <Ballig> they have meat pants
07:32:56 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
07:32:57 <Ballig> www.kingdomofloathing.com
07:33:00 <meatpants> lol
07:33:05 <Hydrazine> They have meat lots of stuff.
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07:33:10 <Hydrazine> I used to be a seal clubber.
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07:33:17 <Ballig> I was a disco bandit
07:33:27 <meatpants> lol
07:33:40 <Hydrazine> No Pastamancers?
07:33:45 <Hydrazine> Or Saucerors?
07:33:47 meatpants is now known as Matt
07:33:50 <Ballig> I had other characters for the creation skills
07:33:54 <Ballig> but my main character was a disco bandit
07:34:12 <Matt> I'll check out the game.
07:35:37 <Matt> work.....boring
07:54:48 <Matt> hey, do the games normally run the full 6hours?
07:54:53 <Matt> PFS?
08:08:16 <Avatar> 4 to 8 hours chief
08:08:23 <Avatar> usually closer to the 6 hour mark
08:09:38 <Matt> hmmm...well, maybe I should unsign up for sudays game....sat is switched to to 30 mins later
08:09:52 <Matt> that will be 5:30am my time.
08:12:12 <Matt> 8 hours....that'd be a serious issue.
08:50:03 <Avatar> `op
08:50:04 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
08:50:11 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 1pm (Mekkis, new game), Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
08:59:27 <Mort-> Hello
08:59:42 <Mort-> Can i be a cookie monster?
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08:59:57 * Mort- rawrs
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09:09:37 <Matt> :D
09:13:46 * Mort- steals off of matts cookies
09:14:22 <Hydrazine> Only if you know your ABCs, Mort.
09:14:42 <Mort-> I know my abcs!
09:14:52 <Mort-> I just can't count
09:15:23 <Hydrazine> Have you seen the video to get what I'm talking about?
09:15:26 <Hydrazine> You on cell?
09:16:35 <Mort-> Yes!
09:16:40 <Mort-> I'm always on cell
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10:04:47 <MekkisScreen> diebot will be up in a few hours
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10:34:11 <MekkisScreen> A polearm is literally a weapon on a pole. There is an abundance of polearm types in NetHack. This is another feature of the game that echoes early editions of the Dungeons & Dragons games, which were infamous for giving stats for many exotic polearms, while describing none of them.
10:43:33 <Mort-> Hydra has a beg hammer?
10:43:37 <Mort-> Anyway off shopping
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10:53:37 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: a lucerne hammer isn't a hammer
10:54:01 <Hydrazine> how isn't it?
10:54:24 <Mort-> Its a hammer!
10:59:25 <MekkisScreen> http://nethackwiki.com/mediawiki/images/a/ad/Lucernhammers.png
10:59:34 <MekkisScreen> that is the end of a lucerne hammer
10:59:47 <MekkisScreen> note how it doesn't look hammer-like?
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11:47:17 <Hydrazine> The better to rip through armor with!
11:50:16 <SlydidarSlider> what's your ip address?
11:50:42 <Avatar> are you some sort of hacker
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11:50:55 <Mort-> Too much little red riding hood hydra.g.
11:50:56 <Mort-> ?
11:51:03 <Mort-> Just went for a shopping trip
11:52:35 <Mort-> I just got my hands on ghost story
11:52:45 <Mort-> Book from the dresden files
11:53:00 <Mort-> God damn I've wanted to get that book for ages
11:53:12 <Mort-> Kept being reserved by the library.
11:53:29 <Mort-> Stoopid fks who actually pay money to reserve books :(
11:53:37 <Mort-> No fair!
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11:59:21 <MekkisScreen> SlydidarSlider: 2406:a000:f005:2e00:a00:27ff:fec5:e1ce
11:59:24 <MekkisScreen> my IP address
12:00:06 <Mort-> Mek how does Australia handle reservations on books in libs
12:01:37 <Avatar> I haven't been to a library in ages
12:01:44 <Steven> bout to play some pfs, have fun yall
12:02:24 <Avatar> where
12:02:31 <Avatar> sif play pfs without us
12:04:18 <Mort-> He is going down to the shop
12:07:39 <SlydidarSlider> steven sounds like he is trying to play something... besides an xbox...
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12:08:58 <Avatar> who was that joker
12:12:29 <MekkisScreen> an optus user
12:12:40 <MekkisScreen> probably wireless
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12:42:26 <Avatar> why do you define people by their isp and connection
12:43:54 <Mort-> I have a strong urge to take out my book to read
12:43:59 <Mort-> But I'm at work :(
12:47:30 <Mort-> The last time harry potter came out i bought the book.
12:47:39 <Mort-> And nothing got done the whole afternoon
12:47:52 <Mort-> I became a bookmort
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14:53:32 <Thelen> we need to move to a better irc
14:53:36 <Thelen> this one sucks balls
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15:23:32 <Avatar> it's been brought up before
15:24:02 <Avatar> there's a lot of advertising we've done that directs the newbies here
15:24:09 <Avatar> so it's not as easy as picking up and going
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15:48:02 <Steven> alright, im back home
15:48:07 <Steven> before 11pm even
15:48:12 <Steven> this feels wierd!
15:50:09 <Steven> so, we have decided.
15:50:32 <Steven> Ausk is going to 'lose' one of his chronical sheets so he can participate in the year of the Shadow Lodge Event
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15:51:04 <Jumpy142> afternoon all
15:51:27 <Steven> hello
15:52:12 <Mort-> Hi lumpy
15:52:16 <Mort-> Ops
15:52:18 <Mort-> Jumpy
15:52:24 <Jumpy142> :P
15:52:33 <Mort-> Your free on sat?
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15:52:41 <Mort-> I'm a messeger.
15:52:52 * Mort- carries a message scroll
15:52:54 <Steven> I will not be home on my saturday.
15:53:05 <Mort-> Not you you big oaf!
15:53:12 * Mort- looks offended
15:53:14 <Steven> are you callin me fat?
15:53:19 <Mort-> Yes
15:53:22 <Mort-> :d
15:53:26 * Steven sad
15:53:34 <Jumpy142> yeah, I'm good for Sat
15:53:47 <Mort-> Can you make it earlier?
15:53:55 <Jumpy142> how much?
15:54:01 <Jumpy142> not really
15:54:03 <Mort-> Ill tell mek. Because time isn't confirmed yet
15:54:05 <Mort-> Ok
15:54:08 <Mort-> Say
15:54:16 <Mort-> 1-2 h earlier?
15:54:45 <Jumpy142> probably not
15:54:48 <Jumpy142> maybe 1 hour
15:55:04 <Jumpy142> I'm going to be at the shops earlier, depends on how long that'll take
15:57:13 <Steven> you wont see me at all this sunday your time, ill be at the shop from 7am to after i get done being fugged up
15:57:47 <Mort-> Ok np
15:58:09 <Mort-> Ill pass the message
15:58:25 * Mort- goes back to being a statue on the wall
15:58:55 <Mort-> Oster can't wake up any earlier anyway so you ain't the only one
15:59:11 <Mort-> I need to find quince and duhz as well
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16:05:41 * Mort- waves at jumpy
16:05:44 <Mort-> Wizard?
16:05:50 <Mort-> Mek!
16:05:50 <Mort-> You there?
16:07:57 <Jumpy142> why you wave at me?
16:08:23 <Mort-> Because i want a massage now :p
16:08:24 <Mort-> Aren't wizards good for that? :d
16:09:22 <Jumpy142> I've got big muscly half-orc hands
16:09:24 <Jumpy142> I'd probably just crush you
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16:17:57 <Mort-> Shoulders even
16:19:55 <Mort-> First adventure right jumpy?
16:19:55 <Mort-> :d
16:21:28 <Jumpy142> 2nd
16:21:35 <Jumpy142> I did fs2 last Friday
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16:47:48 <MekkisScreen> Jumpy142: would you be willing to start say, at 10:30 on Saturday
16:48:24 <Steven> NO!
16:48:34 <Steven> he wont be available till 10:34
16:48:37 <Steven> DEAL WITH IT!
16:52:07 <Mort-> Oh
16:52:08 <Mort-> Forgot
16:52:14 <Mort-> Yay mek!
16:52:22 <Mort-> You see i carried out orders :p
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16:52:50 <Mort-> Damn forgot to tell him to get clw wand
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17:57:05 <Steven> oh man
17:57:14 <Steven> i think i just commited a hate crime agaisnt my toilet
17:58:52 <Steven> tmi?
18:01:44 <Ballig> tmi
18:03:18 * Mort- whacks ballig with a bolster
18:30:50 <Steven> so i get to participate in Year of the Shadow Lodge
18:30:55 <Steven> AS AUSK!
18:38:21 <Steven> yea know...
18:38:32 <Steven> im looking at a spell my friend sent over to me
18:38:38 <Steven> basically like a wtf momment
18:39:00 <Steven> So Finger of death
18:39:05 <Steven> This spell instantly delivers 10 points of damage per caster level. If the target's Fortitude saving throw succeeds, it instead takes 3d6 points of damage + 1 point per caster level. The subject might die from damage even if it succeeds on its saving throw.
18:39:23 <Steven> how is it that if you succeed your fort save you actually take MORE damage
18:39:40 <DarkDaemon> What? That's a pretty high level spell.
18:39:49 <DarkDaemon> So you end up taking a lot more at high caster level.
18:41:06 <Mort-> 3d6+ the 1 is per caster level
18:41:43 <Steven> at bare minimum caster level of level 13 you would take 130 if you fail your check, or 3d6+13 per caster level or 39d6+13
18:42:00 <DarkDaemon> Uh.
18:42:00 <Steven> seems..... fuckin rediculous...
18:42:19 <DarkDaemon> IT's 3d6+ (1/CL), I believe.
18:42:23 <Mort-> Take 3d6+13
18:42:31 <Mort-> If you make the save
18:42:34 <DarkDaemon> Right.
18:42:46 <DarkDaemon> The 3d6 is static, not based on CL.
18:42:46 <Mort-> Not a lot really
18:43:17 <Steven> well his DM owes him an appology then
18:43:21 <Steven> cause aparantly he died from it
18:43:39 <DarkDaemon> :|
18:43:54 <DarkDaemon> That's... stupid. I honestly mean that.
18:43:55 <Steven> yeah, he is throwing a bitch fit over skype about it
18:44:00 <Mort-> Yeah that's a wrong inpretation
18:44:17 <DarkDaemon> A single moment of thought makes it ABUNDANTLY clear that suceeding should deal LESS damage.
18:44:38 <DarkDaemon> and that the proper interpretation is 3d6 + (CL) and not (3d6+1)*CL
18:44:39 <Steven> thats what i thought, cause i read it at 3d6+13 and he was like no DM said it was 39d6+13
18:45:16 <Steven> but then again... my friend is a pretty big douche when it comes to pfs, rules lawyers constantly and annoys people
18:46:13 <Steven> there, he is calling his DM right now
18:46:20 <Steven> which means less hearing him bitch for me
18:46:27 <Steven> also, sam is late getting home
18:46:37 <Steven> ill give it another 15
18:46:41 <Steven> before i do the jealous boyfriend thing
18:46:47 <Mort-> Now failing a save on disintegrate
18:47:00 <Mort-> Results in some pretty interesting results
18:47:04 <Mort-> So I've heard
18:48:18 <Steven> i usually dont have to worry about fort saves cause my characters nearly always have 14 con
18:48:44 <Mort-> True but. You could get a nat one
18:49:11 <Mort-> Actually max damage is just 40d6
18:49:28 <Steven> yeah
18:49:30 <Mort-> Means average is...about 120
18:49:45 * Mort- shrugs.
18:50:03 <Steven> but i always count on average roll of 11 when determining how scewered im about to become
18:50:12 <Mort-> 2d6 per caster level
18:52:06 <Steven> on ausk fort save is an 11, w/ a possibiility of a 14 if i get to do a judgement before hand
18:52:10 <Steven> so... pretty decent really
18:52:28 <Steven> average of 25 on a roll
18:53:03 <Steven> same with will, its the reflex where ausk is weak
18:53:13 <Steven> only a 6 w/ possibility of a 9
19:03:11 <Mort-> How much hp do you have any want
19:03:12 <Mort-> Way
19:09:30 <Steven> i dont remember, let me go get my sheet
19:09:56 <Steven> 102hp
19:12:59 <Steven> i wish the natural armor bonus of the cloak of the manta ray always worked
19:13:11 <Steven> would push my ac up even further on ausk
19:14:30 <Steven> should pick up a Cloak of Resistance since they so cheap
19:16:48 <Steven> i am now concerned, sam isnt home yet
19:16:54 <Steven> and she hasnt called
19:17:00 <Steven> im gonna call her brhb
19:24:01 <Mort-> I think I'm going to be stuck here late
19:28:37 <Steven> wow
19:28:54 <Steven> her boss made her work late
19:28:59 <Steven> cause he was tired
19:29:15 <Steven> so he went home an hour early and left her extra work
19:29:22 <Steven> what a cock
19:31:11 <DarkDaemon> That is suckage.
19:34:15 <Steven> gotta love how managers do that
19:34:39 <Steven> well im tired, im going home, and you know all that work the owner says im supposed to help with... yeah you do it on top of all the stuff you supposed to do
19:34:59 <Steven> whats screwed is that if she goes into overtime the owner yells at her
19:35:40 <Steven> she should be home in about 15 minutes
19:36:15 <Steven> then tomorrow is a half day for her, or maybe less depending on what her hours are
19:36:29 <Steven> which would be awesome
19:54:14 <Avatar> Mekkis: who confirmed 10.30 is ok
19:57:43 * Mort- raises hand
20:04:26 <Avatar> mort do you know if anyone else confirmed it
20:07:42 <Avatar> tough crowd
20:08:18 <Steven> sorry, im talking with sam right now.
20:08:23 <Steven> well to be accurate, shes venting
20:08:43 <Steven> im being silent and letting her do it, cause i dont want it pointed at me
20:08:45 <Avatar> do you know who confirmed it
20:11:00 <Steven> no clue, i wont be playing on your friday game
20:11:13 <Steven> we have the VC for washington comming down to the local shop to play
20:11:17 <Steven> well gm
20:12:09 <Avatar> what friday game
20:12:22 <Avatar> oh, the saturday game
20:13:33 <Avatar> it's just you made it sound like I was talking to you when I asked who confirmed 10.30 was ok
20:13:45 <Avatar> I got confused
20:13:54 <Steven> im confused right now
20:14:04 <Steven> but thats because sam is goin off on a tanget about something
20:14:05 <Avatar> yeah but you are always confused
20:14:13 <Steven> no... sometimes i have momments of clarity
20:14:41 <Steven> usually righ tbefore i say soemthing really stupid to sam
20:14:43 <Avatar> tell sam to play some sweet PFS
20:15:08 <Steven> shes not going to
20:15:20 <Avatar> you don't know
20:15:25 <Steven> when i say zero interest i really do mean she has zero interest
20:15:33 <Avatar> yeah but you convinced yourself she has zero interest
20:15:37 <Avatar> so she has convinced herself
20:15:55 <Steven> no, i tried to get her to play with me and the room mates
20:16:04 <Avatar> yeah but you had walter
20:16:08 <Avatar> or bobby
20:16:11 <Avatar> or whoever the crazy one is
20:16:34 <Steven> and she just wont do it, holds no interest for her even though we were in the kitchen laughing up a storm and having a blast
20:16:48 <Avatar> what does she like doing
20:16:52 <Steven> she just sat down infront of the tv for three nights straight watching crappy chick flicks
20:17:09 <Avatar> so basically you are telling me she is a lost cause
20:17:24 <Steven> hanging with her mom, with her friends, talking about relationships and other random shit
20:17:25 <Steven> you know
20:17:27 <Steven> girl stuff
20:17:42 <Avatar> that's the kind of thing you can do in a PFS game
20:18:02 <Steven> Well amy and jerry gave it a shot, they play once in a while when they get a free night off together and i dont have a migraine,
20:18:17 <Steven> ill GM a game for them and whoever wants to come over
20:18:25 <Steven> but sam never wants to participate
20:19:07 <Steven> when Tovah and Erik come over to play, tovah will politely pass and go hang out with sam
20:19:33 <Steven> so really erik sits and plays
20:20:15 <Steven> i suppose she looks at d&d like i look at knitting
20:20:30 <Steven> OH I AM SO NINJA!
20:20:49 <Steven> she was talking to me, and i was nodding my head and doing a little bit of the yeah yeah
20:20:58 <Steven> and she was like your not even paying attention to me /rage
20:21:10 <Avatar> lost cause
20:21:12 <Steven> and so i repeated to her everything she said in the last 4 minutes
20:21:17 <Steven> LIKE A FUCKIN BOSS!
20:21:41 <Steven> paraphrased of course
20:21:53 <Avatar> okay we don't need a commentary of your dirty laundry
20:22:11 <Steven> she is so totaly a lost cause
20:22:16 <Steven> which sucks
20:22:55 <Mort-> I do get some of my pirorities right
20:23:19 <Mort-> No dnd if i work on week ends
20:23:35 <Avatar> pretty sure your priorities weren't called into question
20:23:41 <Mort-> :p
20:23:51 <Steven> i figure in like 7 years ill finally get sam to sit down for a game of PFS
20:23:54 <Mort-> I'm not surprised sam is in a bad mood
20:24:12 <Mort-> If my boss did that to me i would be grumpy too
20:24:23 <Steven> no, sam was not doing grumpy
20:24:28 <Mort-> Actually I'm a tad moody this week
20:24:48 <Steven> shes PMSing and raging... im pretty sure she could nuke Iran with her Evil Eye right now.
20:25:45 <Mort-> I say its work
20:25:56 <Mort-> That got her grouchy
20:26:09 <Brunius_AFK> I hear being female makes people grouchy.
20:26:13 Brunius_AFK is now known as Brunius
20:26:17 <Steven> i hear that too brunius
20:26:23 <Brunius> Goodbye, parent teacher interviews
20:26:25 <Brunius> I'm safe!
20:26:31 <Steven> woot woot
20:26:36 <Mekkis> Brunius, so do certain clients
20:26:45 <Mekkis> you should see one of my cow-orkers
20:26:58 <Mort-> Uh mek
20:27:02 <Mekkis> Mort-?
20:27:22 <Mort-> If i tell you I'm out of sorts now
20:27:31 <Mekkis> no, I won't kill you
20:27:37 <Steven> I played The Hydra's Fang Incident tonight at the shop. Crushed it!
20:27:48 <Mort-> Would you get disappointed with me?
20:27:49 <Mekkis> is that a good thing or a bad thing?
20:28:02 <Mort-> Who were you running
20:28:06 <Mekkis> Mort-, not particularly
20:28:08 <Steven> my minimum damage killed 5 NPCs
20:28:11 <Steven> Salvanar
20:28:15 <Mort-> Oh ok.
20:28:17 <Mort-> Cool.
20:28:29 <Mekkis> Steven, did that detract from the other player's experience?
20:28:34 <Mort-> I thought you would say I'm not allowed to have a bad day without reason
20:28:48 <Mekkis> anyone here know how to configure postfix?
20:28:52 <Mort-> Then i would go to a corner and cry :p
20:28:52 <Steven> because i'm up to 4BAB power attack gave me more damage
20:29:00 <Steven> and i was critting like mad.
20:29:06 <Mort-> Luck
20:29:10 <Mort-> It happens
20:29:24 <Steven> and im pretty sure there was a mix of both
20:29:25 <Mort-> I don't know what is postfix
20:29:42 <Mekkis> postfix is an MTA
20:29:46 <Steven> soem people were happy about it, some were like /cry im not getting to do anything.
20:29:53 <Mort-> What's an mta?
20:30:01 <Mekkis> a mail transfer agent
20:30:09 <Mort-> Oh.
20:30:52 * Mort- likes lazing around
20:32:10 <Steven> Salvanars Power Attack is +6to hit and damage is 1d10+10
20:32:22 <Steven> so... pretty solid for a level 4 char
20:32:40 <Mekkis> yeah
20:32:56 <Mekkis> Xanian's level 5 and gets 1d10+16 on power attack...
20:32:57 <Mort-> Did you use combat reflexes?
20:33:01 <Mort-> A lot?
20:33:14 <Steven> yup...
20:33:14 <Mekkis> actually I think it's 1d10+18 by now: he got a +2 weapon
20:33:19 <Steven> them ghouls are smart.
20:33:25 <Mort-> I think mort and xanian would get along fine.
20:33:28 <Mort-> Probably
20:33:30 <Steven> they dont know they shouldnt move around in combat
20:33:45 <Mort-> 5 ft?
20:33:47 <Avatar> Mekkis: don't you want to do 10.30 anymore
20:34:05 <Mort-> I am not sure if oster can make it
20:34:13 <Mort-> Ill be fine at 10.30
20:34:31 <Steven> I had who readied to cast invis on me once i attacked someone
20:35:00 <Mekkis> Avatar, I never said that!
20:35:01 <Steven> so they were trying to attack him and started to move past me
20:35:02 <Mort-> Your not rogue
20:35:11 <Mort-> Oh
20:35:16 <Steven> so they provoked like mad
20:35:19 <Mort-> But why invis you
20:35:25 <Avatar> yeah but I have been asking about it and you aren't replying
20:35:27 <Mort-> I probably wouldn't
20:35:38 <Avatar> who's confirmed they are good for it
20:35:42 <Steven> and then i popped back into invisibility before they could decide to kill me
20:36:03 <Mort-> That's weird
20:36:09 <Mort-> Why not just blind them all
20:36:20 <Steven> because invisibility was the only spell he had left lol
20:36:28 <Mort-> They know where you are do 50 percent miss chance hit your square?
20:36:37 <Mort-> I don't prepare invis actually
20:36:44 <Mort-> Maybe i should...
20:36:49 <Steven> which is silly of you, invis is amazing
20:36:53 <Mort-> Why?
20:37:11 <Mort-> Everything i do is offensive and will break invis
20:37:14 <Steven> when you attack somebody out of invis they are flat footed
20:37:17 <Mort-> Only for me to run away
20:37:21 <Steven> which means easier to hit
20:37:23 <Mort-> Yeah. Got rogue?
20:37:39 <Steven> you dont really run into many Uncanny dodgers
20:37:44 <Mort-> You blind several monsters. Everyone gets to hit them easier.
20:38:15 <Mort-> Compared to letting one person hit the monster easier for 1 round only
20:38:23 <Mort-> Per level 2 spell
20:39:00 <Steven> its a nice utility spell
20:39:27 <Mort-> Agreed
20:39:28 <Mekkis> Steven, some scenarios are full of them
20:39:33 <Mort-> I have scroll
20:39:51 <Steven> i never would have guessed mekkis
20:40:23 <Mort-> 2 times people have tried running from the party by invis...
20:41:22 <Mort-> Glitterdust also happens to prevent any further invis attempts even if he doesn't save...
20:41:32 <Mort-> Even if he saves. Excuse me
20:42:19 <Steven> sorry had to take a towel to sam
20:42:48 <Mort-> Ah well.
20:43:10 <Steven> I like glitterdust
20:43:21 <Mort-> So do i.
20:43:22 <Steven> I have a 4th level version of it called Judgment light
20:43:33 <Mort-> I'm extremely fond of it actually...
20:43:52 <Mort-> What's your dc on it?
20:43:57 <Mort-> Judgement light
20:43:58 <Steven> theres no save!
20:44:02 <Mort-> Oh
20:44:07 <Mort-> Now that's good
20:44:32 <Steven> yeah doesnt blind people
20:44:46 <Steven> but causes some pretty cool things
20:45:24 <Steven> used it to counteract the effect of Flesh to stone
20:47:18 <Steven> I cant wait to play Ausk again!
20:47:31 <Steven> easily my favorite character to play
20:48:18 <Avatar> upload his char sheet
20:49:42 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/f/forced-repentance
20:49:46 <Mort-> Lol
20:49:46 <Mort-> This is funny as heck
20:50:09 <Mort-> Your not serious are you?
20:50:20 <Mort-> While he is confessing all his sins can he attack you?
20:50:44 <Steven> no
20:51:06 <Steven> i would rule it that he is too busy confessing to attack
20:51:36 <Mort-> Its funny
20:51:52 <Steven> Ausk is level 11 right now *wink wink* and will be level 12 again on sunday
20:51:56 <Mort-> Confessing is a verbal action
20:52:10 <Avatar> amazingly, hideous laughter is more powerful than that, as a level 2 wizard spell
20:52:10 <Mort-> So free action to confess
20:52:23 <Mort-> Possibly can say no spell casting
20:52:30 <Mort-> No but its just dunno
20:52:31 <Mort-> Funny
20:53:01 <Steven> yeah hideous laughter allows two saves though
20:53:14 <Steven> i know i wouldnt pick up the spell
20:53:31 <Steven> but some people might.
20:54:08 <Mort-> Not talking about how powerful it is or not
20:54:09 <Mort-> Just the sheer fun factor
20:54:10 <Mort-> I would say free bathing to confess
20:54:10 <Mort-> Action
20:54:10 <Mort-> All you need to say is I'm guilty right? :p
20:54:25 <Mort-> Id say no spells because your too busy confessing
20:56:26 <Brunius> Guilty of what?
20:57:04 <Mort-> Stealing cookies
20:57:06 <Mort-> In my case.
20:57:29 <Mort-> I have sinned. Stolen tons of cookies.
20:57:36 <Avatar> not making any sense again, mort
20:57:47 <Steven> it cant be cast on you mort
20:57:52 <Steven> your character is not evil
20:57:53 <Mort-> Yeah
20:58:01 <Mort-> Good subtype :d
20:58:14 <Steven> you dont ahve the good subtype either
20:58:17 <Mort-> Can you cast it on a spectre?
20:58:25 <Mort-> Imagine though
20:58:44 <Avatar> it's mind affecting
20:59:17 <Steven> double disqualified...
20:59:19 <Steven> OH!
21:01:01 <Mort-> It would be fun to cast it on an animal. But they arent evil.
21:01:02 <Mort-> So it won't work.
21:01:03 <Mort-> Imagine if someone's pet dog went arf woof woof woof!
21:01:10 <Steven> ....
21:01:22 <Steven> Mort im sorry. Sam said i had to appoligize for being mean
21:01:43 <Avatar> then stop being mean, god
21:02:08 * Steven hangs head in shame
21:02:45 <Mort-> Lol
21:05:01 <Mort-> Lol
21:05:16 * Mort- giggles
21:06:59 <Avatar> there should be a good-equivalent version of that spell
21:07:56 <Steven> im having a hard time seeing how that would work
21:08:08 <Avatar> why
21:08:33 <Avatar> you confess the evil deeds you secretly want to do to people
21:09:23 <Mort-> That would be funny too
21:10:06 <Avatar> there'd be a lot of explaining to do when the spell ends!
21:10:26 <Steven> suppose so
21:38:37 <Steven> sleep time, have fun everybody,
21:38:45 <Steven> and mort... have a cookie!
21:41:11 <Brunius> night Steven
21:58:28 <Brunius> I hate ereaders that don't read pdfs well.
21:58:34 <Brunius> but claim they do
21:58:46 <Brunius> and I'm like "dude, I just wanna read dis pdf"
21:58:50 <Brunius> and it's like trollface
21:58:56 <Brunius> fuuuuuuuuu
21:58:59 <Brunius> Night guys
21:59:05 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
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22:54:30 <OsterGuard> anyone here?
22:56:28 <OsterGuard> :(
23:02:24 <Mort-> Off
23:02:26 <Mort-> Me
23:04:26 <Mort-> I'm here
23:25:00 <Mekkis> I'm somewhat here
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23:35:01 <Mekkis> tristen, what's your linux of choice?
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