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01:08 <Mort-> Grats
01:33 <Mort-> In undead anatomy do you gain the creatures abilities?
01:41 <Mekkis> http://www.howtospotapsychopath.com/2012/04/27/those-poor-lemurs/
01:45 <Mort-> Like paralyze? :p
09:17 <Mort-> Purchasing Potions/Scrolls/Wands 
09:36 <Mort-> Mek. No cheap lesser restorations for us :(
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11:58 <Mekkis>  This scenario assumes the PCs do what <NPC> asks.
12:29 <mortswishytail> Which one
13:23 <mortswishytail> Cos2?
13:36 <Avatar> don't tell!
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13:57 <mortswishytail> 300gp for lesser restoration
13:59 <Mekkis> I think that describes every PFS mission!
14:04 <Avatar> haha yeah
14:10 <mortswishytail> Worth it?
14:17 <Mekkis> YES!
14:27 <Avatar> highly recommended mort
14:27 <Mekkis> every pathfinder should carry one around
14:31 <Avatar> a potion, not a scroll
14:37 <mortswishytail> If I'm not careful khaz will end up bringing potions all around
14:51 <Avatar> every character should have a potion of lesser restore
15:01 <Avatar> probably more important than potion of fly
15:06 <mortswishytail> Mort doesn't
15:17 <Avatar> even mort
15:22 <Avatar> *should
15:23 <mortswishytail> I know about the scroll
15:49 <mortswishytail> Mort doesn't
15:50 <mortswishytail> Have it
15:56 <Avatar> get one!
16:02 <mortswishytail> Maybe
16:18 <mortswishytail> Khaz -later
16:58 <Avatar> I think you want to start looking at getting one at around level 3 and make sure you have one by level 5 or 6
17:09 <Avatar> constantly
17:52 <mortswishytail> 300 for cmw
18:01 <mortswishytail> So expensive.
18:06 <mortswishytail> Mort why not.
18:16 <mortswishytail> Khaz..actually will need it more
18:23 <mortswishytail> But he is sort of broke
19:22 <Mekkis> Avatar, remember Dorianna Ouidda?
19:59 <mortswishytail> What's zat
20:07 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, you should know
20:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, are you planning on running something next week?
21:57 <mortswishytail> I don't know her
22:01 <mortswishytail> Which scenario
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22:10 <Mekkis> Cos2
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22:15 <Mekkis> Cos2
22:47 <Mort-> I don't remembeg
22:50 <Mort-> The names of npcs
23:04 <Mort-> It was my first pfs scenario!
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27:07 <Mort-> Oslosing to.thee z monster anyway
27:36 <Mekkis> ?
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57:20 <Mekkis> http://linux.stevens-tech.edu/kmh/spike.bike.all.txt
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07:59 <Avatar> is that a virus
08:53 <Avatar> I dont' remember Dorianna Ouidda and next week I will probably run something
09:57 <Avatar> my guess is ballig will run shades 1 and 2 this sunday and next, you'll run city of strangers 2 this saturday, I'll run something next saturday, and then you can run something the saturday after and I'll run shades 3 on the sunday
13:25 <matt> you know....10:30 start time is really nice :D
29:19 <matt> anyone there for some char advice?
35:54 <Hydrazine> Sure.
35:55 <Hydrazine> hit me.
38:14 <Avatar> assume someone's always here man
39:19 <Hydrazine> And chances are, if you just wait for an hour, someone's bound to try to help. Even though it may be a few hours later.
40:21 <Avatar> benefits of the internet
41:08 <Hydrazine> So what are ou trying to char?
41:30 <Hydrazine> The trick for charring steaks, is very high heat. And you don't cook them too long.
41:58 <Steven> and a good soak in some merinade
42:08 <Avatar> good tips
43:35 <matt> sorry, at work and things got busy...
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43:50 <matt> I'm going to make a half-orc cleric....
44:13 <Hydrazine> marinade, Steven.
44:26 <Avatar> that's why you ask early and get your answer later
44:27 <Hydrazine> Hey Steven, you're not conviniently dyslexic whenever you spell shit wrong, are you?
44:33 <matt> I'm looking for madness domain, and maybe destruction
44:59 <Steven> i have some tendancies to mix letters up in my head, but i usually catch them
45:45 <Hydrazine> So what is the question, matt?
45:46 <matt> My dex it going to be 12 so I was thinking of heavy armour as my first feat...
46:01 <Steven> and when i dont i figure any spelling nazis will chime in and validate their existance
46:12 <matt> sorry, fking calls.
46:14 <Steven> i blieve thats a ZING
50:24 <Hydrazine> Just on personal experience, it took me almost until Jerus was level 3 to afford full plate. You may be able to get away with waiting on heavy armor prof just based on when you can actually buy it.
51:35 <Steven> usually a good idea to wait until you can afford to get the armor you want.
52:48 <Steven> no point in spending 2k+ just to have to sell it later and get it made again out of mithril/adamantine or whatever
52:51 <Hydrazine> I would also recommend making sure you save up for masterwork armor and so on, if you intend to make it magical later.
53:29 <Hydrazine> well, I would say some intermediate is a good idea, if you're talking about saving up for adamantine full plate.
53:42 <Hydrazine> Otherwise you're going to be lacking armor for a long time.
54:15 <Steven> well adamantine full plate is a big investment, so i wouldnt buy like hell knight plate and then take it to a +2 or something
54:29 <Hydrazine> true.
55:00 <Steven> but ide definently get say a breastplate and then throw a +1 on it till i could afford to get an adamantine armor made
55:04 <Steven> if thats what i was going for
55:09 <Hydrazine> I think I'm making a witch sometime soon.
55:15 <Steven> YAY!
55:24 <Steven> witches are freakin amazazing
58:34 <Hydrazine> I guess its finally getting to me that I have no character that can cast a spell at all.
59:36 <Steven> i made an sorc for that same reson
01:47 <Hydrazine> I wanted something that could use cure wands without difficulty too.
02:57 <Steven> i been thinking of making a char that rocks out with UMD
03:03 <Steven> and spends all his money on wands
04:08 <Hydrazine> sounds expensive.
04:33 <Hydrazine> Make it a rogue.
05:26 <Steven> course
05:48 <Steven> nothing says halarious like a scorching ray from stealth
06:00 <Hydrazine>  with sneak attack damage?
07:33 <Steven> do you get to do sneak attack damage with spells?
07:42 <Steven> i was just going off the pure awesome of 4d6
08:00 <Hydrazine> hmmm.
08:07 <Hydrazine> I see no reason why it wouldn't work.
08:20 <Hydrazine> Deals extra damage anytime target is denied dex bonus to ac.
08:30 <Steven> hmmmmm....
08:33 <Hydrazine> or specifically when flanking.
08:35 <Steven> shit just got real....
08:41 <Hydrazine> As the other option.
09:00 <Hydrazine> and ranged attacks can only sneak attack from within 30 ft.
09:26 <Hydrazine> But beyond that caveat, nothing says you couldn't sneak attack with lets say, a wand of magic missile.
09:38 <Hydrazine> aslong as you're within 30 ft and hes denied dex bonus.
09:56 <Hydrazine> rofl. take improved initiative and reactionary. carry your wand in hand regularly.
10:01 <Steven> feint+scorching ray....
10:08 <Steven> i think my mind just got blown
10:09 <Hydrazine> first round murderize fools with it.
10:16 <Hydrazine> hmm. does wand use provoke?
10:22 <Hydrazine> ray attacks do, i think
10:29 <Steven> wand use doesnt provoke, ranged attack would
10:38 <Hydrazine> so wouldn't a ranged attack from a wand?
10:54 <Hydrazine> Seems wrong that it wouldn't provoke just because its a wand.
11:14 <Hydrazine> but lets say..
11:16 <Steven> well if you make them flat footed they cant make AOO anyways
11:18 <Hydrazine> feint+inflict?
11:35 <Hydrazine> melee touch AC.
11:39 <Hydrazine> with sneak damage.
11:46 <Hydrazine> I think we're onto something here.
12:20 <Steven> i know right... its ugly and yet beautiful
12:53 <Hydrazine> you need CE for imp. feint though.
13:05 <Hydrazine> Otherwise its a two round process and probably not all that effective.
14:12 <Steven> yeah...
14:33 <Steven> but feint only works on your attack
15:02 <Steven> got to be a way to make it more powerful
15:14 <Steven> theres a spell that makes you clumbsy
15:28 <Steven> wonder if it can be exploited... im going to go look
15:33 <Hydrazine> What you mean?
15:45 <Hydrazine> I'd think being hit by an inflict from a wand counts as an attack.
15:53 <Hydrazine> you have to make a touch ATTACK roll.
16:11 <Steven> sorry your next attack
16:17 <Hydrazine> Exactly.
16:23 <Steven> i'm looking for a way to make that last longer
16:37 <Hydrazine> Improved invis wand.
16:43 <Hydrazine> gg.
17:21 <Steven> greater invis is one very expensive solution.
18:01 <Hydrazine> Well theres the melee and ranged way of playing it.
18:14 <Steven> yeah
18:23 <Steven> im looking at the feint feats right now
18:51 <Hydrazine> I mean, if you go the ranged road, you get kind of hindered in wide open spaces.
19:09 <Hydrazine> but aslong as you can get.. is it cover or concealment you need to roll stealth?
19:26 <Hydrazine> As long as you can work out how to get your stealth back every round, you can rock on.
19:49 <Hydrazine> ooh, but then you got the problems of ranged attacking into melee.
19:56 <Steven> PBS
20:15 <Steven> its 30ft range for sneak attack anyways
20:29 <Hydrazine> PBS doesn't fix it. Though it does add damage too.
20:45 <Hydrazine> its precise that takes away the shooting into melee penalty.
20:55 <Steven> i knew it was one of them
21:23 <Hydrazine> Thats getting feat heavy though.
21:28 <Hydrazine> Just to be able to pull it off.
21:34 <Steven> yeah...
22:01 <Steven> first level fighter into rogue would make it real easy
22:16 <Steven> human fighter of course
22:17 <Hydrazine> I think hmmm.
22:25 <Hydrazine> What about the melee road?
22:32 <Steven> hmmmm
22:33 <Hydrazine> first level fighter. CE, imp. feint?
23:00 <Steven> the first level fighter almost feels neccisary
23:18 <Hydrazine> could just make it a human rogue and take ce+imp feint at 1.
23:54 <Steven> could, but you will lose flexibility in early levels when you dont have access to very many wands
25:00 <Steven> im going to give this some thought
25:07 <Steven> but im sure it can be done quite easily
26:13 <Avatar> Hydrazine: have you had a look at archaeologist
26:18 <Avatar> bard archetype
27:39 <Steven> im actually looking at it right now avatar
28:22 <Hydrazine> Not much.
28:27 <Hydrazine> Gets some rogue stuff, yeah?
28:28 <Avatar> I started working on a archaeologist/pistolero
28:37 <Avatar> yeah
28:43 <Avatar> the good stuff from both classes
29:17 <Avatar> !findchar james
29:19 <diebot> Avatar, Character: james, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
29:22 <Avatar> !findchar James
29:23 <diebot> Avatar, Character: James, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
29:44 <Avatar> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=413
30:02 <Avatar> still not ready, don't know if I will finish it
31:07 <Steven> the best bard archtype is the Magician for what ide like to do
31:22 <Steven> but then ide miss out on sneak attack damage
34:02 <Hydrazine> Then its kind of against the point.
36:49 <Hydrazine> So wait... the ability to use a wand without rolling UMD is based on what?
37:06 <Hydrazine> Being able to one day cast the spell, right?
38:09 <Steven> using a wand/scroll thats not castable by you at your current level OR activating a wand/scroll with a spell not on your spell list
38:22 <Steven> sorry thats what UMD is for
38:26 <Steven> i got confused
39:07 <Steven> but yeah, you can cast any spell on your spell list from a scroll/wand w/ a caster level check or a UMD check
39:12 <matt> sorry for the long delay, but what should I take for my first feat?  Power attack?
39:25 <Steven> you're a cleric right?
39:27 <matt> ya
39:33 <Hydrazine> Is your point to do sick melee damage?
39:35 <Steven> you cant take pwer attack you dont have a bab of 1
39:37 <matt> 17 or 18 str
39:42 <matt> right
39:44 <Hydrazine> Ooh. Steven has a great point.
39:45 <matt> hmmm
39:59 <Hydrazine> I'd say make a paladin instead?
40:00 <matt> so maybe hvy armour is with it?
40:05 <matt> ya...IU could
40:15 <Steven> no reason to take heavy armor when you cant afford any good heavy armor yet
40:16 <matt> I need to look at it more.  
40:22 <Hydrazine> But then you gotta be mr. walks into traps.
40:23 <matt> ya, true
40:33 <Hydrazine> So, Steven.
40:38 <Steven> whats your cha?
40:46 <Hydrazine> If you went 1 wizard (universalist) and then 1 rogue.
40:59 <Hydrazine> You could use pretty much any arcane spell wand without umd?
41:05 <matt> it will be 13, basically I'm going self buff
41:18 <Steven> well selective channeling isnt worth it then
41:33 <matt> no, and I might be channeling neg anyway
41:42 <Steven> ehhhhhhhhhh
41:47 <matt> rush in and fire off and neg channel
41:49 <Steven> yeah, you gonna get table hate off that
42:18 <matt> I'd only play it if there were no other clrics
42:26 <Steven> with your low cha your channels are going to be easily resistable
42:31 <Hydrazine> few situations where you can manage to channel neg without hurting a partymember, I think.
42:50 <matt> I don't plan to use it often...
43:03 <matt> but I can channel pos, no biggy
43:04 <Hydrazine> further reasons to make a paladin instead?
43:14 <Steven> was typing that very thing hydra
43:20 <Hydrazine> Please don't take this as me telling you what to do.
43:26 <matt> I have to look at it more, I thought the cleric was better at selfbuffing.
43:37 <Hydrazine> I just feel like, if you want to make someone that does more melee fighting than casting stuff, but does cast divine spells..
43:40 <Hydrazine> well, theres a class for that.
43:43 <matt> I'm not...we are talking
43:57 <Steven> channel energy is the big thing abotu clerics
44:01 <Steven> its like their sneak attack
44:04 <Hydrazine> Kay. Cool, I just don't want to feel like I'm being too pushy.
44:15 <Steven> so if you dont plan on using it
44:25 <Hydrazine> Yeah, what Steven says. If you aren't even looking for one of the main class features, maybe you're shopping in the wrong aisle.
44:44 <Steven> have you looked at the variant channeling abilities?
44:59 <Hydrazine> hmm. I haven't.. Anything good?
45:07 <matt> posibsbly....I dont really try to maximis my char, I like to play itnteresting ones that still work.  
45:07 <Steven> excelent things in there
45:32 <matt> I've been playing D&D for a long time, and I'm kind of tired of maximuzing
46:07 <Steven> you're looking at a cleric that has 17/18 str im gonna let you in on something your overlooking, you're min maxing already
46:11 <matt> like my halfling barbarian...it's odd, but still works
46:25 <matt> not for a cleric I'm not
46:44 <Steven> as a cap ide put clerics at a max of 16 str
46:47 <matt> for a fighter, I agree it's maxed....
47:08 <Steven> the other point or two you could throw more onto wis/cha and end up being more versitile in the long run
47:12 <matt> I'm going to focus on intimidate instead of diplomacy...
47:33 <Steven> which is funny because intimidate works off the same stat  as diplo
48:02 <Steven> but serioulsy, if you are looking for a char that is a heavy hitter melee type
48:09 <Steven> you're going to find clerics sorely lacking
48:40 <Steven> Cleric is Utility and a pinch hitter
49:00 <matt> I'm trying to make a fun one......not a sit back and be a buff bitch for everyone
49:15 <Hydrazine> hmm..
49:28 <Hydrazine> considered a combat based oracle instead?
49:40 <Hydrazine> metal or battle offer some pretty applicable benefits.
49:42 <Steven> I have a cleric that is a buffer/healer and still manages to put out dps w/ spiritual weapons/allys
49:42 <matt> I havent looked.....
50:23 <Steven> what are all yoru stats
50:42 <Steven> and your race
51:10 <Hydrazine> a metal oracle also has both intimidate and diplo as class skills.
51:20 <matt> 17s 12d 14c 12i wis 13 cha 10  (I think, I dont have him with me at work
51:38 <Hydrazine> theres revelations in it to get martial weapon prof, and move normal speed in metal armor..
51:40 <Steven> race?
51:49 <matt> Halforc
52:10 <matt> greataxe or falchion...
52:17 <matt> is my though
52:24 <Hydrazine> woah. weapon focus and improved crit with a single revelation..
52:27 <matt> I like lots or little crits :D
52:34 <matt> err...lots of
53:01 <Steven> where did you put your extra 2 ability points?
53:06 <matt> str
54:02 <Steven> dead set on int?
54:25 <Hydrazine> enlarge person or lead blades as bonus spells..
54:27 <matt> well, otherwise I only get 2 skill points
54:43 <Steven> its a fairly dead ability score for clerics
55:06 <Steven> all your getting is int abilities which if you're partying with a wizard they will blow you out of the water ever time on
55:58 <Steven> its a meta game approach but one that is on an acceptable level.
56:19 <Hydrazine> not much different than a fighter expecting someone else in the party to handle knowledge checks, huh?
56:35 <matt> if we have one.  but I like having some skills....otherwise you are useless other then in combat
57:03 <Hydrazine> Thats sort of how I feel with Jerus, but he is pretty optimized, and very effective at what he does.
57:09 <Hydrazine> So it doesn't bug me too much.
57:26 <Steven> yeah, if you carry your weight in other areas people will let you slide in areas you're not the best at
57:50 <matt> Idk,.....sittign arounf for 2/3 of the tiem roilling with like a +1 is kind of lame
58:06 <Steven> Folnor=great healing, knowledge, face skills and BAD tanking damage dealing
58:25 <matt> it seems that almost everyoe I play with at my other game are all combat guys, 
58:37 <matt> dps all the way, limited skills
58:45 <Steven> Salvanar=Great damage output, decent tanking, and none of the others!
58:59 <Avatar> int is good for any class
59:00 <Hydrazine> Eh.
59:24 <Steven> clerics get the shaft on it though, its the least important imo
59:38 <Avatar> how do they get the shaft on it
59:40 <Steven> as the difference you're looking at is 2skill points vs 3 skill
59:55 <matt> they are typically the diplomats, normally everyone dumps cha
00:01 <Avatar> 2 skill points per level vs 3 skill points per level add up
00:21 <Steven> 2+int and none of their abilities are based off of int, seems pretty dead to me
00:22 <Avatar> you want to avoid int with the high skill point guys, not the low 
00:31 <matt> I was at a table and the best diplo skill was +1
00:47 <Avatar> what abilities are you talking about
01:56 <matt> for me? diplomacy, intimidate, sense motive....healing (maybe) 
02:39 <Avatar> talking to steven
02:40 <matt> table I was at took like almost 20 points of combined stat damage because the clric had heal of +2
02:47 <matt> rgr
04:02 <matt> roleplay is the funpart....dps is boring.....
04:19 <Avatar> I think you need a good mix
04:28 <Steven> thats the truth
04:29 <Avatar> we focus too much on dps though sometimes
05:16 <Hydrazine> Mort packs a ton of knowledge skills, a bunch of utility..
05:26 <matt> it's like if you are not doing over 15+ hp damage per round everyone thinks you fked up making your cha
05:47 <Hydrazine> my fighter actually took ranks in knowledge dungeoneering. the only knowledge skill a fighter gets as class, and I think i've gotten like 0 use of it so far.
06:49 <Avatar> dungeoneering does get some use
07:05 <matt> it's true....
07:14 <Steven> me gusta dungeoneering
07:14 <Avatar> identify certain types of creatures
07:23 <Avatar> you'd have to ask for it though
08:00 <Hydrazine> I think I may have used it once.
08:06 <Hydrazine> But I feel like I haven't for a while.
09:10 <matt> I think skills are important.   
09:26 <Steven> matt with your stats i just dont think your going to make a good cleric.  I feel like you'd make a better paladin
09:36 <Avatar> local is the most common, then you have arcana and nature, then planes and dungeoneering, then engineering, then nobility
10:08 <matt> ya, I need to chack my progrssion....
10:09 <Avatar> geography and history are probably on the same level as engineering or nobility
10:15 <Steven> local, arcana, religion, nature imo
10:29 <Avatar> oh yeah religion is up there with arcana
10:31 <Steven> all those pesky undead
10:47 <Avatar> local wins to the point where you have to stop yourself using it
11:02 <Steven> yeah local is boss like andy
11:32 <Steven> on your stats though, what do you think of 16,10,14,12,13,14?
11:44 <Hydrazine> I still like my suggestion of battle or metal oracle instead.
12:04 <Hydrazine> Spontaineous casting, probably all the spells you were looking for anyway..
12:17 <Avatar> actually I don't think I recall geography ever being used in PFS
12:27 <Steven> has the curse though, which a lot of people shy away from
12:42 <Hydrazine> Both have intimidate and diplo as class skills, 4 base skills a level, and some revelations that relate to fighting better.
13:12 <Steven> i remember a scenario that had something to do with Climbing the dragons back
13:21 <Steven> and we used geography, but other then that
13:24 <Steven> ive never used it
13:31 <Avatar> the geography of a dragon's back?
13:40 <Steven> it was a mountain peak
13:51 <Avatar> so what
13:59 <matt> hey, thanks for the help.   I have a meeting. 
14:02 <Avatar> is that the name of the mountain or was it a dragon
14:06 <matt> be back in a bit
14:09 <Hydrazine> here for you, bro.
14:11 <Hydrazine> here for you.
14:11 <Steven> it was the name of a dragon
14:17 <Steven> good luck in the meeting
14:24 <Avatar> that's not geography man :P
14:37 <Steven> i hope its a meeting of your groin and a hot female's groin
14:40 <Avatar> that's arcana
14:47 <Steven> blarg... my mind just flipped me off
14:51 <Steven> it was the name of a mountain
14:56 <Avatar> ahhh
14:59 <Avatar> that changes things
15:20 <Steven> sorry im in the middle of a case off food poisoning... its what i get for eating sams cooking
15:30 <Hydrazine> Serves you right!
15:33 <Avatar> I'd say nobility/history is more useful than geography
15:35 <Steven> seriously right?
16:04 <Avatar> I'm looking at the rulebook and these things just wouldn't come up
16:05 <Steven> i dont feel like getting punched right now, so im not going to mention my little jab at sam
16:43 <Steven> im sure you all will mention it next time she gets on here.
16:46 <Steven> douches...
16:49 <Hydrazine> Sam gets on here?
17:01 <Steven> yeah, she has stolen my laptop a few times
17:06 <Hydrazine> I thought she hated all things IRC and D&D and possibly even go so far as 'cool'
17:43 <Steven> she hates them until it makes me uncomfortable, then she will toy around with it and by extention me
17:48 <Steven> like a kitten with a ball of yarn
18:13 <Steven> in my mind that made sense, now that ive written it out
18:15 <Steven> not so much
19:20 <Steven> i wish my mom wasnt in a meeting right now
19:31 <Steven> ide call her up and ask her about home reamidies for an upset stomach
19:47 <Steven> wait... im being dumb
19:49 <Steven> i have google
19:53 <Hydrazine> mint tea.
21:14 <Steven> sams gonna make me mint tea... kick ass good catch hydra
21:35 <Hydrazine> Heh.
21:46 <Hydrazine> Its stuck in my head from my mother.
21:50 <Hydrazine> Cheers.
22:12 <Hydrazine> I think, if I limped home with a broken leg.. She'd offer to pour some mint tea on it.
22:30 <Steven> the girls have like 5000000000000 different types of tea in the kitchen
22:30 <Hydrazine> Though shes actually not quite THAT bad. She did used to be a nurse.
22:41 <Hydrazine> Hey, I have like 9 types of tea here.
22:50 <Hydrazine> I like tea. So?
22:57 <Steven> no, they have every type of tea in every store here in town
23:05 <Hydrazine> Ah.
23:06 <Hydrazine> I see.
23:16 <Hydrazine> I got uh. Hm.
23:25 <Steven> we have a tea cabnet 
23:53 <Steven> both shelves, both sides of the cabnet.
24:10 <Steven> she still hasnt found the tea yet, thats how many teas they have
24:25 <Hydrazine> Wait, they?
24:29 <Hydrazine> I thought it was you and Sam.
24:39 <Steven> we live with room mates
24:42 <Hydrazine> Ah.
25:14 <Steven> cool people
25:20 <Steven> so you cant beat that.
25:29 <Hydrazine> Fair enough.
25:47 <Hydrazine> So when I was in the service..
26:00 <Hydrazine> We had this guy who lived with his wife and two roommates.
26:18 <Hydrazine> And him and his two roommates worked in the same division, so one of them had duty every night.
26:52 <Hydrazine> It came to light sometime later that uh. she was getting some every night. Including the ones when her husband was on duty. This caused issues.
27:02 <Steven> ive lived with some douches before, had some people not pay their share of the rent and utilites for two months and then pack up in the middle of the night and leave
27:15 <Steven> I would say that caused issues...
27:23 <Hydrazine> My father did something like that.
27:38 <Hydrazine> Not pay his share and vanish. Yeah..
27:38 <Steven> i know if i came home and sam was playing hide the pickle with jerry
28:03 <Steven> i would probably end up in jail
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32:05 <Steven> i has mint tea
32:12 <Steven> and its damned tasty
32:20 <tashphones> Hydras a fgt 
32:33 <tashphones> That is all.
32:44 <Hydrazine> Pssh.
32:47 <Hydrazine> Says you.
33:00 <tashphones> And Im the one that'd  know
33:20 <tashphones> And after all, you love my peen.
33:21 <Hydrazine> I have pictures that say otherwise.
33:21 <Steven> whats a fgt?
33:49 <tashphones> Oh?
33:59 <tashphones> Send me said pics.
34:18 <Steven> are we going to devolve this into a screenshot or it didnt happen?
35:23 <tashphones> Why? Got something to share?
36:55 <Steven> yes....
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41:06 <Steven> http://memegenerator.net/instance/19235307?browsingOrder=New&browsingTimeSpan=Today
41:12 <Steven> and on that note im going to go nap
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42:09 <tashphones> *ahem*
42:20 <tashphones> As i was saying...
43:04 <tashphones> I think Sam is about as real as spaceshots girlfriend.
43:16 <tashphones> Pics or she didn't happen
49:17 <Avatar> you're real, aren't you tashes
51:46 <tashphones> Yes.
51:58 <tashphones> Real. Asian. And male.
52:15 <tashphones> Ten dorrar 
59:13 <Avatar> now I'm scared
11:44 <Steven> I couldnt sleep.
11:54 <Steven> Whats everyones facination w/ seeing pictures of sam?
12:35 <Steven> and of doubting her existance.  Its pretty wierd ya know.
47:48 <Hydrazine> I haven't asked to see either of you. Or anyone else I met here, really. Well, except Mort's tits, but I was joking about that.
49:33 <Avatar> you talk about her in a way that suggests she may not be real
00:08 <Steven> really?  Didnt realize i did that...i
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40:33 <Novel> helllllloo
40:35 <Novel> ah
55:40 <Steven> hey
56:37 <Novel> anyone mind giving me a little help with my character
56:38 <Novel> ?
57:28 <Steven> what kind of characteer?
58:01 <Novel> a lv 1 sorceror
58:10 <Novel> modeled after myself
58:13 <Novel> but first-
58:28 <Novel> please fill me in on the setting for pathfinder society.
00:38 <Steven> yeah... theres way to much to give you a summery
00:46 <Novel> link?
00:49 <Novel> I know a bit
00:56 <Novel> but i need a bit more depth
05:15 <Hydrazine> howdy
06:00 <Novel> hi ya
06:04 <Hydrazine> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
06:08 <Hydrazine> check that out.
06:14 <Novel> Would you mind linking me the backgroud lore of pathdfinder society?
06:17 <Novel> oh ty
06:18 <Hydrazine> you'll have to make a paizo account
06:19 <Novel> :L
06:23 <Hydrazine> but its a free download.
06:25 <Novel> i have np ;)
06:41 <Hydrazine> And its got some stuff for both rules and a little setting.
06:52 <Hydrazine> Playing tonight?
07:07 <Novel> i thought it was tommorrow morning?
08:12 <Hydrazine> Um
08:16 <Hydrazine> I'm american. Its tonight for me.
08:32 <Novel> ah :L
08:37 <Novel> i'm english
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08:54 <Novel> it must still be morning ovber there :L
09:21 <Hydrazine> Over where?
09:28 <Hydrazine> Over here, its 6PM.
09:38 <Hydrazine> In aussieland, its morning.
09:57 <Novel> -.- DAMN YOU TIMING! :L
10:08 <Ballig> it's 8am here
10:13 <Hydrazine> Howdy Ballig.
10:24 <Hydrazine> Any further advised reading for Society setting?
10:27 <Novel> It will be at 10 am here so i assumed it would be at some less unholy hour over there :L
10:27 <Ballig> that's what she said
10:29 <Ballig> ha ha ha!
10:33 <Hydrazine> Because I'll admit I actually haven't read too much on setting yet.
10:51 <Ballig> inner sea world guide
13:30 <Novel> will you guys be gentle with your hecking and bountiful in yourt teaching, as i'm a nigh complete and utter noob :L
15:27 <Ballig> have you read any of the core rulebook?
16:11 <Novel> a bit
16:28 <Novel> unfortunately i doubt i have it with me :/
16:41 <Ballig> you need it
16:46 <Ballig> or at least the srd
16:50 <Novel> at least there are online rule sets
16:51 <Novel> ok
17:02 <Novel> whats the grand lodge faction?
18:01 <Novel> and do i need maptools or the like|?
19:48 <Novel> ah combat assitant
20:06 <Hydrazine> Yes, CA.
20:16 <Novel> that's it?
20:19 <Hydrazine> How shaky are you on rules for stuff?
20:38 <Hydrazine> And do you know how to use diebot?
20:38 <Novel> probably quite shaky
20:42 <Novel> no
20:53 <Hydrazine> Well, that ones easy enough.
21:01 <Novel> good good :)
21:11 <Hydrazine> Pay attentio to formatting. Feel free to copy some of this into a text file or something to refer to later.
21:49 <Hydrazine> For a basic roll,       "!throw 1d20" works just like that. Modifiers too.
21:54 <Hydrazine> Got a character drawn up?
22:09 <Novel> working on it
22:14 <Novel> can i import it?
22:21 <Novel> from a characvter creator
22:31 <Novel> or is there anyone in particular you'd advise
22:39 <Ballig> you can use a pregen
22:44 <Hydrazine> Um. Don't quite understand by character creator.
22:46 <Ballig> if you know what race/class you want
23:03 <Novel> nah
23:13 <Hydrazine> Its not exactly relevant to learning how to use the dice throwing tools.
23:25 <Hydrazine> But I was going to use specific modifiers from your character, to make it more applicable.
23:33 <Novel> i want to make my character as close to me as possible :)
23:53 <Hydrazine> So. !throw <dice>+<modifer> <descriptive text>
23:57 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+5 attack
23:57 <diebot> Hydrazine, attack: [1d20=20] 25
23:59 <Hydrazine> see?
24:01 <Hydrazine> Ooh, I crit.
24:18 <Hydrazine> You give it a shot.
25:19 <Novel> throw 1d20+5 attack
25:27 <Novel> !throw 1d20+5 attack
25:28 <diebot> Novel, attack: [1d20=3] 8
25:36 <Novel> h hmmm! :d
25:38 <Hydrazine> Eh. Poor roll, but thems the breaks.
25:39 <Novel> :D
25:43 <Novel> :L
25:44 <Hydrazine> So, now we get fancy.
26:00 <Hydrazine> You can have multiple rolls on one line. Separate with a semicolon.
26:16 <Hydrazine> This also means don't use semicolons as part of your descriptive text.
26:27 <Hydrazine> For example, I can bunch an attack roll with its matching damage roll.
26:30 <Hydrazine> As follows.
26:40 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d12+10 damage
26:42 <diebot> Hydrazine, attack: [1d20=1] 6; damage: [1d12=12] 22
27:21 <Hydrazine> Also, you can do secret rolls, which DMs will ask you to sometimes, by adding a @<name> at the very end.
27:28 <Hydrazine> Give it a shot. roll something @Hydrazine
29:42 <Novel> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d12+10 damage
29:42 <diebot> Novel, attack: [1d20=3] 8; damage: [1d12=2] 12
30:23 <Novel> Why aren't they at open war with each other?
30:31 <Hydrazine> Who?
30:40 <Hydrazine> The two bots?
30:47 <Hydrazine> Because one uses throw and one uses roll.
30:54 <Hydrazine> !roll 1d20 example
30:54 <dicebot> Hydrazine, example: [1d20=1] 1
31:25 <Hydrazine> Try rolling something secret at me?
31:57 <Novel> no, i mean yhe factions :L
32:02 <Hydrazine> Ah.
32:18 <Hydrazine> Well, thats where society gets.. funny, I think.
32:19 <Novel> !roll 1d20 example
32:20 <dicebot> Novel, example: [1d20=14] 14
32:47 <Novel> How, for both points?
33:08 <Hydrazine> Because organized play is meant to be entirely cooperative and not have players at eachother's throats. For example, actual player on player combat is entirely not allowed.
33:22 <Novel> -.-
33:29 <Novel> considering the backstory
33:30 <Hydrazine> And secret rolls, take a regular roll, and slap an @Hydrazine at the end of the command.
33:31 <Novel> ...
33:53 <Hydrazine> I didn't make it up, I just try to tell it how it is. Or more accurately, how I think it is
34:05 <Novel> well, hopefully that same backstory gives a good explanation
35:21 <Hydrazine> You can play a pregen if your character isn't ready yet.
35:35 <Hydrazine> You atleast understand the basics of d20s and modifiers and DCs?
37:14 <Novel> yes
37:24 <Novel> the basics at least :L
37:38 <Hydrazine> and combat?
37:51 <Novel> Can i send a member forward into the monster pit and lose the key?
38:08 <Novel> somewhat yes
38:16 <Hydrazine> I believe that would count about doing other players violence.
39:14 <Hydrazine> Although you could ask Mekkis about Deceased, aka "Collateral Damage"
39:14 <Novel> damn. What can i do?
39:38 <Hydrazine> I'm not the right person to ask. I'm a nice guy.
39:40 <Novel> Coerce payers into leading the charge? Oooh, that sounds interesting. Mekkis?
39:45 <Novel> :L np
39:59 <Novel> Except a nice guy would be killing the chekis ;)
40:08 <Hydrazine> The what?
40:09 <Novel> cheliax rather
40:11 <Hydrazine> Oh.
41:59 <Hydrazine> Well, I guess when its between the Cheliax guy whose been somewhat helpful so far, and the hostile goblins who haven't..
42:04 <Hydrazine> You got to choose your battles.
43:30 <Novel> I mean, are there scenarios where innocent person curses demons. Cheliax member attempts to burn person and thier entire town. you are a paladin...
43:59 <Hydrazine> I haven't seen one quite like that yet.
44:27 <Hydrazine> I guess what I'm willing to say is, overall, theres more important shit to fight than other society members.
45:12 <Novel> i suppose... except that perhaps not.
45:54 <Hydrazine> Anything else I can help with?
46:33 <Hydrazine> Oh, one more diebot trick. A <number># before the dice segment, lets you do the same roll multiple times.
47:06 <Novel> ty! :D
47:08 <Hydrazine> !throw 6#1d12+10 killing Novel
47:08 <diebot> Hydrazine, killing Novel: [1d12=10] 20, [1d12=12] 22, [1d12=8] 18, [1d12=4] 14, [1d12=10] 20, [1d12=1] 11
48:07 <Hydrazine> If you wish to discuss combat maneuvers and specifics about combat in general, I'm pretty sharp on those.
48:22 <Hydrazine> If you want to talk about specific spells and such, I'm really the wrong person.
48:39 <Hydrazine> But I am good on rules for how to mess with casters.
51:52 <Novel> ok fill me in
52:13 <Hydrazine> Um. Ask questions?
52:35 <Hydrazine> I mean, if you want the whole damn section.. you're better off just reading the book.
52:46 <Hydrazine> If you got questions from doing so, then I can probably help.
54:22 <Novel> as in how to mess with castors
54:31 <Novel> so can we be from other planes>?
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54:54 <Hydrazine> Organized play is pretty limiting in character creation.
56:16 <Hydrazine> Ways to interfere with spellcasters? Hm. Being close enough to attack means they can't cast without either doing so defensively and possibly losing the spell, moving away first, or getting hit.
56:28 <Hydrazine> So if you flank the bastard, he loses the moving away option.
57:02 <Hydrazine> You can ready actions on the terms 'if he starts to cast a spell', which lets you save your standard action to smack him as soon as he starts.
57:12 <Hydrazine> Dealing damage is a great way to mess up spellcasting.
57:40 <Hydrazine> Grappling them is also a great option, provided you're a decent grappler.
58:41 <Novel> are the shadow lodge good?
58:49 <Novel> as in, are they good guys>?
59:01 <Hydrazine> Hm.
59:17 <Hydrazine> I don't think thats a question I feel firm in giving a clear answer on.
59:25 <Hydrazine> From several directions.
02:40 <Novel> :L. It would seem the shadow lodge are indeed wrapped in a cloak of watchful obscurity
03:45 <Hydrazine> my monk regularly grapples spellcasters.
03:48 <Hydrazine> And then laughs at them.
04:00 <Novel> :L
04:04 <Hydrazine> Because spellcasters are generally terrible grapplers, and it really messes them up.
04:18 <Novel> how about spellcaster vs spellcaster]
04:19 <Novel> ?
04:38 <Hydrazine> several things.
04:50 <Hydrazine> you can do the readied action trick just the same.
05:00 <Hydrazine> most spells are standard actions, so it works.
05:45 <Hydrazine> if you've got silence on your spell list, you could cast it on your friendly melee types, and then laugh your way to the bank when they bring it over to the enemy caster.
05:48 <Mort-> Hi
05:52 <Hydrazine> Hello Mort.
06:09 <Mort-> Oh where is novel.
06:14 <Hydrazine> If you have the spells their casting, you can burn your own uses of it to counterspell theirs.
06:21 <Mort-> About consorting with the devil
06:34 <Mort-> Like to talk to him about it
06:47 <Mort-> HE isn't that bad really
06:56 <Mort-> About to walk down that path
07:06 <Mort-> Hydra. I disagree with you on counter spell
07:15 <Mort-> You have limited spells per day
07:21 <Mort-> Those monsters don't.
07:31 <Mort-> Besides you need to memorize the counter
08:45 <Novel> i'm herwe
09:01 <Novel> mort
09:03 <Novel> Mort
09:04 <Mort-> Talking about dealing with the devil...
09:09 * Mort- grins.
09:10 <Novel> go on
09:13 <Mort-> I have a pact
09:23 <Novel> yes?
09:23 <Mort-> He isn't really that bad you know.
09:27 <Mort-> Just misunderstood
09:29 <Novel> nah
09:34 <Novel> bit of a knoc
09:37 <Novel> knob
09:39 <Hydrazine> Eh. I'm not saying its always a great idea, counterspelling, but its an option to consider.
09:42 <Mort-> And he has awesome presents!
09:58 <Hydrazine> Lets say you're in a situation where you can't really attack the other caster, and hes about to sleep the whole party.
10:07 <Mort-> Counter spell is a defensive thing to do. Offense first :)
10:08 <Hydrazine> It may be worth it to burn your daily use of sleep to prevent this.
10:09 <Novel> i know, murder brutality and abuse are so in season.
10:17 <Mort-> I never had a turn hydra :(
10:30 <Mort-> Not that i had sleep in the first place
10:53 <Mort-> Rolled low on initiative and those goblins nearly ate me up :(
10:56 <Novel> So Mort, can i do anythiong to cause anotyher character to die through indirect means?
11:17 <Mort-> I'm not teaching you how to pk
11:22 <Mort-> That i won't.
11:36 <Mort-> Though actually its easy...
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12:39 <Novel> ok then. ;)
12:52 <Mort-> Why do you want to kill your own party
13:06 <Mort-> Its something you really shouldnt do
13:08 <Novel> roleplaying reasons
13:15 <Novel> but yeah i suppose
13:30 <Novel> just seems a bit of an... wasted oppurtunity
13:37 <Novel> still, i suppose
13:38 <Mort-> Ok. Before you consider doing it. You may lose your character as a result
13:45 <Mort-> Do you wish to do so?
13:50 <Novel> nah]
13:55 <Novel> still
14:10 <Novel> am i allowed to make things awkaward for another player at least?
14:15 <Mort-> A) depending on how you rp it. You may fall to the dark side
14:27 <Novel> have you ever pk?
14:34 <Mort-> Once the party barbarian punched the cleric
14:52 <Novel> alright
14:54 <Mort-> Contemplated pk because the person playing was a jerk
15:15 <Mort-> Actually doing it no.
15:25 <Novel> ok
15:41 <Mort-> Next you are shooting yourself in the foot
15:41 <Novel> not the place tyo discuss it i sup[pose :L
15:57 <Novel> so we can attakck and not kill?
16:01 <Novel> as iun opunch?
16:05 <Mort-> If you let that goody two shoes pally get himself killed
16:12 <Mort-> Sure you can. But it can escalate
16:24 <Mort-> I think its right to punch people in the face
16:37 <Novel> ok
16:39 <Mort-> If you don't agree with them. That's what your character would do anyway
16:52 <Mort-> But what they would do back depends
17:01 <Novel> ok. see you in the morning. goodnight :)
17:04 <Mort-> You might just never wake up at lower levels
17:05 <Mort-> Lol
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19:07 <Hydrazine> I think its a bit forward to be saying "I want to kill other players based on rp" before you've actually roleplayed with those characters at all..
19:11 <Hydrazine> Bothers me.
21:15 <Mort-> You know why i fell to the dark side hydra
21:25 <Mort-> I won't do it now lol
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50:21 <matt> Hi guys. We still on track to start in 40 mins?
00:31 <matt> Hmmm.  On Track to start in 30 moms?
00:57 <Mort-> Find the mek!
01:37 <matt> Mmm.  30moms.  Hahaha
01:38 <Hydrazine> Dunno yet!
01:39 <Hydrazine> I'm here.
01:51 <matt> U playing?
01:51 <Hydrazine> I know I did part one with hoku, but dammit I wanna play Jerus.
01:59 <Mort-> Go ahead
02:03 <Hydrazine> Need to get that bastard up to 5.
02:08 <Mort-> I actually recommend jerus
02:12 <Hydrazine> I don't want him in a loooow ass tier though.
02:19 <Mort-> I'm not there for spare dps though
02:37 <Mort-> Or do shades of ice tomorrow t 3-4
02:49 <Hydrazine> pssh. 6-7.
03:06 <Hydrazine> he needs two more to get to 5.
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03:33 <Mort-> Oh i thought you were 1 away
03:54 <matt> I'm still level 1. Will get 2 tonight I hope
04:06 <Hydrazine> Its either you'll get it or you'll die.
04:33 <Mort-> You guys are so funny
05:07 <matt> I'm laying in bed resting until the game starts.   
05:09 <Hydrazine> The chances of you getting level two may be directly related to whether or not Novel plays.
05:30 <Brunius_AFK> Who is Novel
05:31 <Mort-> Who signed up for this
05:39 <Mort-> Someone who just came in
05:45 <Hydrazine> Some new guy.
05:48 Brunius_AFK is now known as Brunius
05:56 <Hydrazine> Howdy Brun.
06:03 <Brunius> sup
06:27 <matt> We will have at least 3?
06:34 <Mort-> Not sure
06:51 <Mort-> If mek wasn't running city of strangers 2 i could run in
07:04 <Mort-> Btw jerus and khaz can party for now
07:05 <Hydrazine> How does that matter?
07:12 <Hydrazine> Khaz is at 2?
07:14 <Hydrazine> 3?
07:23 <Mort-> 3
07:39 <Mort-> Well I'm available but wrong scenario
08:01 <Hydrazine> If you do go the B.Sting path, it may be quite worth it for me to hold up on jerus some and let Khaz catch up.
08:06 <Brunius> Oh gods
08:16 <Brunius> They reckon Nexon is going to buy EA
08:19 <Mort-> If
08:21 <Brunius> This cannot end well
08:36 <Mort-> I'm seeing if we are close before i step down that path
08:46 <Hydrazine> 3 and 4 is close.
08:54 <Mort-> But honestly khaz is not really that useful for crowd control
08:56 <Hydrazine> And easy to fix.
09:05 <Mort-> Don't expect him to do morts
09:10 <Hydrazine> Eh. I think the butterfly sting road has its own uses.
09:23 <Mort-> Oh yes. Different form of it.
09:32 <Mort-> Like uh make sure he is dead?
10:18 <Mort-> I never had the time to enlarge myself :(
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11:10 <Mort-> See how it goes in the future
11:35 <Hydrazine> priorities.
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11:59 <Mort-> I tell you first round its CHARGE!
12:13 <Mort-> Your a bad influence hydra. That's what you are :p
12:22 <Hydrazine> that makes it pretty hard to enlarge.
12:28 <Hydrazine> A bad influence on what? How?
12:34 <Hydrazine> I'm awesome and you know it.
13:18 <Brunius> Yeah, let's go with awesome for the moment
13:21 <Mort-> Yeah my first round action is to get into the melee mess
15:46 <Hydrazine> Has to be, huh?
15:54 <Hydrazine> Then why even bother loading enlarge?
15:54 <Mort-> Yes
15:58 <Mort-> True
16:00 <Mort-> I won't
16:04 <Mort-> Not anymore
16:12 <Mort-> Since i never got an opportunity to use it
16:14 <Hydrazine> Shame, I'd say.
16:21 <Hydrazine> No, you choose not to use it.
16:21 <Mort-> More sg or shield
16:36 <Mort-> Well the monster starts next to you
16:46 <Mort-> Or your party members are going in
16:56 <Hydrazine> And that means you have to go in too?
16:59 <Mort-> But seriously i won't be using it much
17:01 <Mort-> Yes
17:03 <Mort-> Lol
19:38 <Hydrazine> Disagree. Choices and priorities.
19:50 <Mort-> Ill scroll it
19:54 <Hydrazine> Theres been a good handful of fights where an enlarged person has been tremendously useful.
20:08 <Mort-> And load more shocking grasp and shield
20:29 <Mort-> 1d6 to 1d8
20:38 <Mort-> Miss a round of combat while your at it
22:18 <matt> Who signed up for tonight. 
22:33 <Mort-> Darkdemon
22:36 <Mort-> You
22:49 <DarkDaemon> I signed up?
22:54 <matt> Ant novel
23:08 <Mort-> Novel said something about going to bed
23:16 <Ballig> Novel promised he'd be able to play
23:22 <matt> Hmmm
23:24 <Ballig> not at all happy if he decided to ditch last minute
23:25 <Mort-> If i knew he was playing i would have reminded him just now
23:28 <Ballig> I fucking warned him about the time difference
23:37 <matt> Typing on this iPhone is not so easy
23:38 <Mort-> I didn't know though
23:45 <Mort-> I'm a pro
25:13 * matt Ian getting up until I'm sure I'm playing tonight.
25:30 <matt> I'm not.   Fking iPhone
25:42 * Mort- wags tail
25:57 <matt> I don't think I can or. Play on this
26:01 <matt> Is
26:22 <matt> Rolling would be tought
26:38 <Mekkis> moin
27:16 <matt> Hi Mekkis   Di you think we are on?
27:51 * Mort- wags her tail at mekkis
33:02 <matt> It's so cold here. Like 10c in my house.  Brrrrr
33:52 <Mort-> Last logs from novel
33:59 <Mort-> see you in the morning. Good might
34:01 <Mort-> Night
34:11 <Mort-> I was reading the logs
34:26 <matt> That's not good
34:39 <Mort-> That's why i was distracted
34:52 <Mort-> Was reading cell logs
35:09 <Mort-> Hydrazine can you summon a tashes?
35:26 <Hydrazine> Not today.
35:32 <Hydrazine> Shes not presently home.
35:39 <Mort-> Ah damn
36:06 <Mort-> Mek if you want to run fs I'm ok
37:04 <Mort-> If i knew that novel was in for todays game
37:22 <Mort-> I would have nattered him earlier
37:32 * matt is looking for his warm pajamas
37:41 <Mort-> Go for it
38:44 <matt> So just Hydrazine an I so far?
38:53 <Hydrazine> Unless Novel magically shows up.
38:54 <Mort-> Yeah
39:03 <Hydrazine> I think hes over there in europe.
39:09 <Mort-> Which is unlikely from logs
39:20 <Mort-> He said good night ><
39:22 <Hydrazine> We talked about time zones too.
39:28 <Mekkis> who's here?
39:43 <Mort-> Me
39:48 <Mort-> But no cos2
39:53 <Mekkis> oh
39:59 <Mort-> I'm not swimming there is thunder
40:15 <matt> Me
40:16 <Hydrazine> Well.
40:21 <Hydrazine> He said the game was in the morning too, for him.
40:34 <Hydrazine> So see you in the morning would reflect him being here for game.
40:51 <matt> When did he say goodnight
41:05 <Mort-> Just 1 h back
41:33 <Mort-> See you in the morning. Good night
41:36 <Mort-> Those were his last words
41:37 <matt> Mekkis: I'm just on my iPhone now. I need 5 min or so if we can play to start up 
41:49 <matt> Before he died 
41:53 <Mekkis> looks like I won't run City of Strangers
41:57 <matt> Dundundun
41:59 <Mekkis> should I try and run something else?
42:07 <matt> Can u?
42:18 <Mekkis> yes, possibly
42:21 <matt> mort- is here
42:37 <Mekkis> I'll toss out the names of some scenarios, and you tell me yes or no
42:39 <matt> That will be 3 plus npc?
42:45 <Mekkis> Delirium's Tangle?
42:51 <matt> Yes
43:14 <matt> Haha. Yes to all for me
43:20 <Hydrazine> I haven't really run much.
43:23 <matt> I only played 2
43:30 <Mekkis> Mort-?
43:37 <matt> Morttttttt
43:42 <Mort-> Sure?
43:43 <Mort-> !
43:48 <Mort-> I need a comp though
43:51 <Mekkis> have you played Delirium's Tangle?
43:55 <Mort-> Let aunt use for a bit
43:55 <Mort-> Not
43:58 <Mort-> :d
44:04 <Mort-> Here comes khaz
44:35 <Mort-> I haven't played that yet
44:43 <Mekkis> can you play today?
44:43 <Mort-> Do i need universal solvent?
44:47 <Mort-> Yes
44:52 <Mort-> I can play today
44:58 <Mekkis> give me about 30 minutes to prepare it
45:26 <matt> Ok great.  Is Hydrazine in?
45:44 <Mort-> Ok
45:44 <Mort-> He is
45:50 <Mort-> What tier is it in
46:19 <matt> I only have prissa.  
46:26 <Mekkis> 1-2 4-5
46:30 matt is now known as prissa
46:57 * prissa looks for her battle thong
47:19 <Hydrazine> rofl.
47:25 <Hydrazine> I thought Prissa was a dude?
47:29 <Hydrazine> I think I asked this last time.
47:46 <prissa> Haha. Nope
47:54 <Hydrazine> You are giving me conflicting data on which gender pronouns to use!~
47:55 <Mort-> Girl
48:15 <Mort-> But khaz is a little stand offish
48:57 <prissa> Girl.  I was going to take princess trait but didn't.  And it was too lat to change anything
49:18 <Mort-> Lol
49:31 <Mort-> 1-2 guys?
49:47 <Mort-> Khaz is 3
50:27 <prissa> Can u keep me from dieing?
50:28 <Mort-> Hydra actually we can do a jerus khaz combination
50:35 <Mort-> No butterfly sting till 5
50:47 <Hydrazine> I have a level 4 fighter and a level 2 monk.
50:49 <Mort-> There is the cleric pregen as usual
50:54 <Hydrazine> And currently am working on a witch.
51:17 <Mort-> I like playing khaz sometimes
51:26 <Mort-> Its like a Licence to be sneaky
51:40 * prissa is looking for her battle bra.  
51:53 <Hydrazine> Oh, you're busting out the epic armor huh?
51:55 <Hydrazine> Bra and thong?
52:07 <Hydrazine> Thats heavy armor. Are you proficient in heavy?
52:10 <prissa> Works in the movies
52:33 <Hydrazine> It doesn't JUST work. Its more effective than useful looking armor.
52:37 prissa is now known as Matt
52:53 <Matt> Hahah 
52:54 <Hydrazine> You can scale how effective a fantasy movie chick's armor is by how much skin is showing.
52:59 <Mort-> Lol
53:17 <Matt> It's crazy cold here.  
53:55 <Matt> I'm hiding in bed with the covers over my head
54:03 <Mort-> I want to go to villian school
54:15 <Hydrazine> If her outfit would make your mom blush and change the rating from pg-13 to R, its probably sweet armor, and she won't get hurt at all.
54:29 <Mort-> So i can gloat about my evil plans
54:41 <Matt> MuhahHaha
54:41 <Mort-> Ok 3 of us what we want to do!
54:43 <Hydrazine> Pssh.
54:46 <Hydrazine> I rather go to Hero U.
54:50 <Matt> And get a cool laug
54:52 <Hydrazine> Learn mobile combat.
54:57 <Mort-> If we bring along the kyra bot
55:00 <Mort-> Level 4?
55:12 <Hydrazine> Man, I'm gonna make save rolls for kyrabot.
55:13 <Hydrazine> Srs.
55:21 <Mort-> Or just play 1-2
55:35 <Brunius> I saved rolls for Valeros
55:35 <Hydrazine> I'd say 4.
55:44 <Hydrazine> Nobody likes Valeros.
55:48 <Mort-> If you feel like it i can heal more efficiently then she does
55:59 <Matt> I have 15 hp which isn't bad
56:04 <Mort-> Out on combat
56:12 <Mort-> 24
56:21 <Mort-> I don't intend to be in the mess though
56:44 <Matt> I'll have to be in and out
56:55 <Hydrazine> more like in and knocked the fuck out
57:07 <Mort-> Give him a reach weapon
57:10 <Matt> Ya. 
57:12 <Mort-> You know the drill
57:14 <Hydrazine> Won't save you.
57:15 <Hydrazine> Trust me.
57:21 <Mort-> I have a small horse chopper
57:24 <Hydrazine> Playing a level 1 melee = spending time on the floor
57:29 <Mort-> Tell us about shadows last stand
57:31 <Mekkis> give Kyra a longspear!
57:43 <Mort-> That barb got out unscathed!
57:48 <Hydrazine> Fo sho.
57:51 <Mort-> You took a dirt nap!
57:56 <Hydrazine> We had a low on in QFP3 too.
58:05 <Hydrazine> He dropped like twice, but he lived.
58:07 <Hydrazine> and then got paid.
58:09 <Mort-> But seriously. Any tier is fine by me
58:13 <Hydrazine> and laughed his way to the bank.
58:53 <Matt> In fine.  Whatever. 
59:06 <Mort-> Well. He showed off too much with his bow
59:17 <Hydrazine> Cause this is my united states of whatever!
59:19 <Mort-> I even gave him mage armor :(
59:53 <Matt> I could buy a halfling sling staff. 
00:00 <Mort-> 24 hp here. Epic fail will saves. As per normal
00:10 <Mort-> I have a small horse chopper
00:14 <Matt> 1d6+2
00:18 <Mort-> I need to bring scrolls of enlarge
00:34 <Mort-> Standard operational procedure
00:55 <Mort-> But hydra. Seriously?
00:59 <Matt> What do u think Hydrazine   
01:02 <Mort-> Should be ok?
01:54 <Mort-> I have 17 ac. Don't let the monsters get me
01:57 <Hydrazine> We can do whatever.
02:01 <Matt> Problem is its like playing with a player less because I can't really do my job
02:09 <Mort-> Should bring obscuring mist as well
02:18 <Mort-> Jerus is a monster
02:24 <Mort-> A huge nasty monster
03:06 <Matt> Powering on my computer. Be online in a few
03:10 <Mort-> Enlarged is fking fun
03:52 <Hydrazine> Jerus is only a big monster with a little help from his friends.
05:37 <Mort-> Come on. I can easily handle it
05:37 Matt has quit (EOF from client)
05:50 <Mort-> Just remind me not to run into the mess
06:46 matt ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
07:56 <Mort-> Time to switch
07:56 matt has quit (EOF from client)
09:18 matt_ ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
09:23 matt ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
09:35 matt_ has quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi)
10:40 <matt> here now
12:26 <matt> what's the plan?
12:41 <Mort-> I don't know :d
12:48 <Mort-> I have the best situation of all
13:01 <Mort-> Happy between both worlds :d
13:23 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
14:30 * Mort wuhs
14:32 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
14:37 Mort is now known as Mort-
15:03 <Mort-> !ran 1,3
15:08 <Mort-> !rand 1,3
15:08 <dicebot> Mort-, random: 1,3
15:15 <Mort-> !rand 1 3
15:16 <dicebot> Mort-, random: 1
15:18 <Mort-> lol
15:27 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
15:55 <Steven> bout to start the game up eh?
15:57 <matt> hey steven
15:59 <matt> ya
16:00 <Mort-> we're going for an adventure!
16:01 <Mekkis> yep
16:03 <matt> working on it
16:07 <Mort-> now we're wondering if jerus is going or hoku
16:13 <Steven> I hopes you guys and girls rock it
16:13 <Mekkis> nearly finished the prep
16:17 <Mort-> ookie
16:22 <Mort-> let me see if khaz needs to bring any more shit
16:48 matt is now known as prissa
17:01 <prissa> @rpatt
17:09 <prissa> meh
17:14 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
17:27 <prissa> @patt
17:29 <Hydrazine> Why you no play, Steve?
17:32 Khazaran is now known as Mort-
17:34 <prissa> hellp diebot
17:38 <Mort-> I dont know if he has done the scenario around
17:43 <Mort-> anwyay
17:45 <Mort-> wha twas the name again?
17:47 <Steven> Ive played it previously
17:54 <Mort-> iots not city of strangers 2 now
17:55 <Mort-> anyway
17:58 <Mort-> its the D..dunnowant tangle
18:01 <Mort-> lol
18:31 <Mort-> Ive never had any issues hitting a shadow...
18:33 <Mekkis> Delirium's tangle
18:38 <Mort-> yeah okay
18:39 <Mort-> cool :D
18:45 <Mort-> sorry mekkis :(
18:48 <Mort-> Im bad around names.
19:06 <prissa> !throw 1d20 +5 perception @Mekkis
19:24 <Mekkis> no space!
19:34 <Steven> ehhhhhhhh
19:37 <Steven> i dunno
19:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 perception @Mekkis,prissa,#d&d
19:45 <diebot> perception: [1d20=10] 13
19:45 <prissa> sorry
20:25 <Steven> do i want the TV tonight or do i want to play pfs
20:30 <Brunius> TV
20:43 <Steven> thas the choice i have been given
20:51 <Brunius> TV
21:11 <Mort-> up to you..
21:16 <Mort-> k I am loading more things up
21:33 <Mort-> Im NOT bringing scrolls of levitate.
21:40 <Steven> but i really like pfs brunius... i think we going to have to go with rng
21:51 <Mekkis> bring a roc
22:03 <Steven> !rand TV PFS
22:03 <dicebot> Steven, random: TV
22:09 <Hydrazine> lol.
22:12 <Hydrazine> Whats on tv?
22:13 <Steven> yup watchin tv
22:19 <Steven> whatever i want to watch
22:40 <Hydrazine> Probably reruns.
22:40 <Steven> until jerry gets home then its his pick
22:42 <Hydrazine> Or just lame.
22:45 <Hydrazine> Or Sam takes over.
22:54 <Hydrazine> Yeah, probably Sam takes over.
22:57 <Steven> no way, i sat through hours of ouran host club
23:02 <Steven> the tv is MINE
23:32 <Hydrazine> Like Sam cares about your childish ideals of fairness.
23:41 <Steven> true hydra
23:51 <Steven> but im going to watch the OG star trek
24:05 <Hydrazine> You're a trekkie?
24:09 <Steven> and a wail is heard from the peanut gallery!
24:19 <Steven> im a nerd
24:30 <Steven> not specifically a trekkie
25:03 <Mort-> what else do I need to bring
25:15 <prissa> we doing 12 or 34?
25:17 <Steven> unadulturated awesomeness
25:23 <Hydrazine> I'd sat 3-4.
25:40 <prissa> ok, one sec, need to buy 2 things
25:41 <Mort-> I have a small horsechopper somewhere u can borrow
25:55 <Mort-> I cant use protection from evil on this damnit
25:57 <prissa> I have no idea what that does :P
26:01 <Mort-> reach
26:03 <Mort-> small weapon
26:05 <Mort-> I had other purposes for it
26:16 <Hydrazine> I have spare reach weapons.
26:22 <prissa> I'm small
26:26 <prissa> hydra
27:23 <Mort-> Im the one who brings small reach weapons
27:28 <Mort-> for spellcombat..
27:34 <Mort-> k I have 4 scrols of enlarge person
27:37 <Steven> my star trek met with an overwhelming amount of resistance
27:39 <Mort-> I cant glitterdust btw
27:50 <Steven> i have been convinced not to watch it.
27:53 <prissa> what damage does it do mort?
28:20 <Mort-> 1d8
28:27 <Mort-> u joining us?
28:30 <prissa> rgr
28:43 <Mort-> what else do I need..
28:47 <Hydrazine> By who, Steve?
28:49 <Mort-> times like this I keep going. Im not a wizard
28:59 <Steven> who do you think?
29:08 <Hydrazine> So.
29:24 <Hydrazine> Would you like a plate of laughter to go with this tall glass of I told you so?
29:31 * Mort- doesnt really understand :D
29:54 <Steven> as a matter of fact i would
30:02 * Hydrazine laughs his nuts off at Steven.
30:28 <Mort-> glitterdust is ae blind
30:42 <Mort-> morts favourite trick..with conjuration speciality
30:46 <Hydrazine> So, what are you watching, Steven?
30:48 <Hydrazine> Oprah?
30:55 * Mort- is not a TV person
30:56 <Hydrazine> Ellen?
30:57 <Steven> nope, season of the witch
31:05 <Hydrazine> I don't even know what that is.
31:11 <Hydrazine> But I'm still gonna laugh about it.
31:12 <Steven> its a nicholas cage movie
31:17 <Steven> action movie
31:29 <Hydrazine> Have fun.
31:38 <Mort-> nicholas cage?
31:42 <Mort-> sorceror's apprentice?
31:43 <Mort-> lol
31:45 <Steven> yeah
31:46 <Steven> that guy
31:52 <Hydrazine> Face Off?
31:56 <Steven> that guy too
32:04 <Mort-> dling skype
32:53 <Steven> my friends said its decent enough
37:47 <Mort-> argh skype takes so long ot dl
38:41 <Mort-> k Im up
38:49 <Mort-> hydrazine, anything you wanted me to pack along?
38:59 <Mort-> I wont do mobility stuff, like fly or whatever. costs too much
39:10 <Hydrazine> just enlarges and I should be fine.
39:30 <Mort-> 4 enlarge. enough crack?
39:37 <Mort-> the rest is all colour spray and SG
40:08 <Mort-> scrolls. not wasting the real stuff on ..haha
40:26 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
40:58 <Hydrazine> That should be plenty.
41:44 <Khazaran> I need ot stand in front of you..or maybe at the back of the monster
41:46 <Khazaran> due to flanking issues
42:10 Khazaran is now known as Mort-
42:19 <Mort-> no crowd control, no ranged fancy tricks.
42:20 <Mort-> ah wellz
43:05 <prissa> I have my stuff I guess
43:08 <Mort-> does jerus have a magic weapon"?
43:16 <Mort-> might consider bringing the scroll along, I can use..
43:25 <Hydrazine> Its on my pregame shopping list.
43:28 <Mort-> dont worry I come innately packed with magic weps..
43:32 <Mort-> so your weapon isnt enchanted?
43:43 <Hydrazine> Do you listen?
44:03 <Mort-> ah k
44:05 <Mort-> so its in?
44:05 <Mort-> :D
44:07 * Mort- blushes
44:07 <prissa> ouch
44:11 * Mort- jumps up and down
44:30 * prissa looks worried
44:43 prissa is now known as Prissa
44:59 * Prissa looks more worried
45:10 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
45:23 * Prissa checks to see if anyone is checking our her butt
45:32 <Prissa> err..out even
45:49 Steven is now known as Ausk
45:54 <Khazaran> (listening to new divide)
46:02 * Ausk is totaly checking out Prissa's butt.
46:08 <Khazaran> "Hands off"
46:09 <Prissa> lol
46:31 <Prissa> "hey, I'm a halfling you perv"
46:58 <Ausk> "You know the best part about a Halfling?"
46:58 * Prissa sticks her tongue out
47:10 <Khazaran> "Hands off my travelling companion"
47:15 * Prissa plugges her ears
47:35 * Prissa singing "lalala, I'm not listening"
47:37 <Ausk> "Perfect height!"
47:58 <Khazaran> "I hope you do not mean any lewd intent"
48:02 * Prissa sends matt for coffee
48:40 <Ausk> "That depends on if I'm going to get away with it!"
49:26 * Khazaran tries to zap Ausk..
49:38 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+13 defensive casting shocking grasp..
49:39 <diebot> Khazaran, defensive casting shocking grasp..: [1d20=3] 16
49:41 <Khazaran> ooops.
49:43 <Khazaran> lol fizzled
50:07 <Ausk> "Besmara protects her faithful!"
50:19 * Khazaran backs off..
50:32 <Hydrazine> http://i.imgur.com/aqaci.jpg
50:35 * Prissa "is ready, we can go" lol
50:49 <Khazaran> so cuuuuutttee!
50:49 <Ausk> "Well... either that or you're a lousy spell slinger!"
50:53 Khazaran is now known as Mort-
50:55 <Hydrazine> My sister's puppy.
50:56 <Mort-> so cuuutttee!
51:00 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
51:07 <Khazaran> cast out of range and walk in close to melee touch
51:10 <Khazaran> you're wearing metal right?
51:21 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 melee touch attack
51:21 <diebot> Khazaran, melee touch attack: [1d20=2] 9
51:26 <Khazaran> this is shit lolz.
51:40 <Khazaran> (what a bad bunch of rolls)
51:44 <Hydrazine> Atleast you're getting all your crap rolls out of the way now.
51:50 <Ausk> "Yeah!  Terrible Caster!"
51:57 <Khazaran> (Holding the charge now)
52:05 <Hydrazine> Oh, Mort.
52:09 <Khazaran> ??
52:10 <Hydrazine> She also has a very curly tail
52:15 <Hydrazine> http://i.imgur.com/HRGwZ.jpg
52:20 <Khazaran> thats awesome
52:22 <Khazaran> what breed exactly
52:24 <Khazaran> brown. furry.
52:25 <Khazaran> lol
52:28 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+9 attack; 1d10+9 charge Raging Power attack
52:29 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=20] 29; charge Raging Power attack: [1d10=9] 18
52:30 * Ausk begins Judgement.
52:30 <Hydrazine> golden retriever.
52:41 <Hydrazine> roll it again, Prissa
52:45 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+9 attack; 1d10+9 charge Raging Power attack
52:45 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=14] 23; charge Raging Power attack: [1d10=3] 12
52:46 <Khazaran> we're all going to die really
52:47 <Khazaran> :D
52:50 <Hydrazine> You're swinging a greataxe?
52:56 <Khazaran> hes lv 12..ffs
52:56 <Prissa> ya'
53:01 <Hydrazine> Roll damage again
53:03 <Khazaran> Im not sure..if it even hit his ac..
53:04 <Khazaran> :P
53:21 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+7 attack; 1d8+9 Charge Raging Power attack with horse chopper
53:21 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=4] 11; Charge Raging Power attack with horse chopper: [1d8=8] 17
53:46 <Hydrazine> 47 damage for a level 1?
53:48 <Hydrazine> Jeez.
54:00 <Prissa> :P
54:06 * Ausk stands there impervious to the blows.
54:31 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 try again to zap
54:32 <diebot> Khazaran, try again to zap: [1d20=19] 26
54:38 <Khazaran> !throw 4d6
54:39 <diebot> Khazaran, 4d6: [4d6=5,4,3,4] 16
54:41 <Khazaran> lol
54:50 <Khazaran> I cant really do much more..
55:12 * Ausk takes 12 damage but odly his chard flesh starts healing.
55:32 <Hydrazine> charred.
55:33 <Khazaran> from all that?
56:12 <Khazaran> man what kind of regen is that..
56:27 <Ausk> Its from a judgement.
56:34 <Khazaran> really?
56:48 <Ausk> yup... inquisitors are powerful
56:57 <Khazaran> I wonder which kind
57:10 <Khazaran> @2hs
57:11 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=20] 28; damage: [1d6=3] 10
57:19 <Khazaran> @2hs
57:19 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=16] 24; damage: [1d6=6] 13
57:23 <Khazaran> confirm or?
57:26 <Khazaran> just 2 hand lol
57:27 <Ausk> neither
57:35 <Khazaran> but nat 20 is a hit?
57:37 <Khazaran> god damn..
57:40 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d6+4 Rage attack with her slingstaff
57:41 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=3] 8; Rage attack with her slingstaff: [1d6=2] 6
57:47 <Prissa> meh
57:57 <Ausk> yeah sorry didnt realize it was a 20
58:04 <Khazaran> ah but 2nd doenst confirm?
58:25 * Ausk takes a slight woundfrom khaz and then his wounds begin healing
58:42 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+9 attack; 1d10+9 charge Raging Power attack
58:42 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=20] 29; charge Raging Power attack: [1d10=6] 15
58:54 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+9 attack; 1d10+9 charge Raging Power attack
58:55 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=20] 29; charge Raging Power attack: [1d10=9] 18
59:01 <Prissa> confirmed
59:03 <Khazaran> btw
59:05 <Khazaran> my weapon is magic
59:07 <Khazaran> :P
59:24 <Prissa> 33 isnt bad
59:31 <Khazaran> he takes a lot less... I think
59:34 * Ausk Takes less damage from the blows then you would expect and then begins healing
59:36 <Prissa> haha
59:59 <Khazaran> I dont have magic weapon..spell..
00:02 <Khazaran> since Im innately magic..
00:05 * Prissa stamps her little foot in frustration
00:34 * Ausk steps 5 foot back and casts a spell
00:44 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
00:44 <diebot> Khazaran, spellcraft: [1d20=17] 24
00:46 * Prissa dodges
00:47 <Khazaran> not that its going to work anyway
00:51 * Ausk dissapears
00:59 * Khazaran takes out scroll of see invisiblity and uses it
01:18 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3 casterlevel check
01:19 <diebot> Khazaran, casterlevel check: [1d20=16] 19
01:23 <Khazaran> should work..lol
01:26 <Khazaran> they get it at 4..
01:27 * Prissa drops he battle armour and runs away at 40
01:41 <Khazaran> (probably would be the wise thing to do acutally)
01:59 <Prissa> I don't know if I could get away is the problem
02:05 <Khazaran> probably not
02:20 <Khazaran> acutally Id just 5x run off..hes wearing medium armor..
02:31 <Khazaran> but as a halfling your bse movespeed is 20, 30 only because you're barb
02:33 <Khazaran> acutally
03:30 <Prissa> haha, true
03:38 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 stealth
03:38 <diebot> Prissa, stealth: [1d20=13] 18
03:41 <Khazaran> (I could hunt you down myself..if I had wanted to)
03:48 <Khazaran> (which I wouldnt anyway)
03:53 * Prissa is hiding
04:37 * Prissa is building a therbuchet
04:43 <Prissa> sp
04:49 <Khazaran> arggh mekkkiiiiissss..
04:51 * Khazaran bites mekkis
04:55 <Khazaran> oops
05:10 <Ausk> khaz what spell did you cast?  because i dont know of a spell see invisibility
05:24 <Khazaran> there is a spell see invisiblity
05:27 <Khazaran> did you just go invisble?
05:35 <Khazaran> for the dissappear
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05:51 <Ausk> its not all i did
06:00 <Khazaran> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/see-invisibility
06:06 <Khazaran> Im level 3..what do you expect, truesight?
06:07 <Khazaran> lol
06:12 <Khazaran> most dont even bring that stuff
06:32 <Ausk> well you should probably make a UMD check
06:40 <Ausk> cause thats not on magus list
06:48 <Mekkis> ok
06:54 <Khazaran> oh man
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06:55 <Mekkis> ready to start?
06:57 <Khazaran> damn excuse me
06:58 <Ausk> you should probably get a potion of it
07:00 <Hydrazine> Sorry.
07:03 <Khazaran> no potions
07:05 <Ausk> to avoid that check
07:06 <Khazaran> I didnt know
07:08 <Hydrazine> I had a sudden restart.
07:12 <Khazaran> thoguht it was a wizard thing
07:14 <Khazaran> damnit
07:20 * Prissa is
07:27 Ausk is now known as Steven
07:28 <Avatar> haven't you guys started yet
07:32 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, want to coordinate Skype?
07:33 <Khazaran> no we havent
07:37 <Hydrazine> Sure.
07:42 <Khazaran> I keep thinking I get the same spelllist
07:44 * Steven starts running silent mode
07:55 <Prissa> we hadd to switch adventures
08:18 <Hydrazine> I don't have you on skype steven
08:33 <Khazaran> I can hear
08:36 <Khazaran> steven not playing
08:51 * Steven is watching a movie
10:29 <Hydrazine> http://i.imgur.com/HRGwZ.jpg
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10:46 <Mekkis> The descent down through the forgotten maintenance tunnels
10:46 <Mekkis> and natural caverns below Absalom has been mercifully
10:46 <Mekkis> uneventful, and offers plenty of time to think back on the
10:46 <Mekkis> events of the day.
10:54 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
11:54 <Mekkis>    Messengers found you across Absalom before sunrise and
11:54 <Mekkis> summoned you to the Grand Lodge on orders from Venture-
11:54 <Mekkis> Captain Drandle Dreng. His milky, half-closed eyes, normally
11:54 <Mekkis> offering a bearing of regal decrepitude, instead looked sour
11:54 <Mekkis> as he apologized for the early hours and introduced a thick
11:54 <Mekkis> man bearing the scars of many horrific burns seated in a chair
11:54 <Mekkis> in Dreng’s office, his feat soaking in a small metal bucket of
11:54 <Mekkis> steaming water. Behind him stand two enormous, heavily
11:54 <Mekkis> armored half-orcs, their arms crossed over their massive
11:54 <Mekkis> chests and all four of their eyes constantly scanning the room
11:54 <Mekkis> for danger. “Pathfinders, this is Grandmaster Torch,” Dreng
11:54 <Mekkis> muttered sleepily. “He’s an… associate of the Society. We owe
11:54 <Mekkis> him a favor after that business in Sedeq, and it seems he’s
11:54 <Mekkis> looking to collect.”
12:54 <Mekkis>    “You wound me, my lord,” said Grandmaster Torch, leaving
12:54 <Mekkis> Dreng chuckling softly to himself in the background. “I come
12:54 <Mekkis> in the interest of the common good. You see, my good friend
12:54 <Mekkis> and occasional business associate, Nuar Spiritskin, is missing.
12:54 <Mekkis> You may know him better as the Minotaur Prince of Absalom,
12:54 <Mekkis> the head of the Taurean Embassy and something of a famous
12:54 <Mekkis> foreign dignitary, what with his assertions that he speaks for all
12:54 <Mekkis> Minotaurs everywhere. A collection of papers recently entered
12:54 <Mekkis> my possession that spoke of a grand maze beneath the city;
12:54 <Mekkis> naturally, my first instinct was to discuss the matter with Nuar.
12:54 <Mekkis> He seemed as intrigued as I and after I elicited his help, he set
12:54 <Mekkis> out at once for the maze. It has been several days, more than
12:54 <Mekkis> enough time for a minotaur to solve a maze, and I grow worried
12:54 <Mekkis> for my bovine chum.
13:21 <Jerus> "Should've brought thread.. Ain't that how it goes? Yarn?"
13:28 <Mekkis>    “Clearly, I cannot take this matter to the guard. Poor Nuar
13:28 <Mekkis> would be scandalized if word got around that he couldn’t solve
13:28 <Mekkis> a simple maze. I can provide you with directions to this maze,
13:28 <Mekkis> called Delirium’s Tangle, if you promise to return Nuar quietly
13:28 <Mekkis> to his home. I’m even willing to let your organization keep the
13:28 <Mekkis> artifact I believe lies in the maze’s center. Some ancient, elven
13:28 <Mekkis> hourglass—my notes aren’t specific as to what it does. Just
13:28 <Mekkis> ensure the Prince’s safety.”
13:48 <Mekkis>    Dreng looks incredulous, but solemnly nods. “Nuar is a useful
13:48 <Mekkis> ally to the Society and a lost labyrinth below Absalom herself is
13:48 <Mekkis> too convenient to pass up. Take an hour to prepare and then head
13:48 <Mekkis> out. And be thorough; no telling what you’ll find down there.”
13:51 * Jerus yawns and scratches his head, trying to get his head wrapped around how early it is.
14:10 <Khazaran> "We're in Absalom. Supplies can be purchased"
14:17 <Khazaran> "What was in the maze again?"
14:18 <Mekkis> also: PM me factions and society numbers please
14:21 * Prissa "thank you for trusting us with this, we will not dissapoint you"
15:10 <Khazaran> "Lighting in the maze?"
15:12 <Prissa> ""do we know how thw elven artifact got there?"
15:34 <Mekkis> “My notes refer to it as Delirium’s Tangle. The author claims to have once been lost in the maze ages ago and escaped by pure luck. I imagine it’s hardly the simple mines and crypts you’re accustomed to. The design sounds elven, but I haven’t finished translating everything. Perhaps you can nenlighten me on your return.”
15:43 <Mekkis> "Lighting down there? Are you serious?"
15:56 <Khazaran> "Not all of us can see in the dark you know"
16:06 <Mekkis> "It's built under absalom, my sources tell me it's miles and miles long."
16:12 <Khazaran> (yeah)
16:19 <Mekkis> "I doubt that anyone would be bothered keeping it all lit."
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16:26 Hydrazine is now known as Kyra
16:36 <Prissa> "hasnt anyone entered it and returned before?"
16:37 <Khazaran> 3-4..jerus is here..
16:54 <Khazaran> knowledge check on it?
17:28 <Mekkis> “The notes mention a large hourglass of elven design. I believe this may be Izryen’s Hourglass, an artifact left behind when the elves first fled Golarion. It appears often in elven astrological writings, and sounds like a complicated timepiece. Should the Pathfinder Society have no interest, I’d love to add it to my own collection.”
17:43 <Khazaran> knowledge check on the hourglass?
17:46 <Khazaran> allowed?
17:56 <Mekkis> "Well, yes. The notes wouldn't be here if noone had exited..."
18:20 <Jerus> "Pretty sure the Pathfinders would like the hourglass just because its famous. Even if it turns out its jsut a regular old hourglass."
19:47 <Khazaran> "The maze may be trapped..perhaps I should purchase some..insurance"
21:02 <Khazaran> "Grandmaster torch, your mother may be paying the city a visit?"
22:24 <Mekkis> "She's been lovely, thank you. She's actually arriving for a visit next week, down at pier 42. I hope this business is resolved by then so I can greet her."
22:50 <Khazaran> "I know a few places where she can buy fine silks in absalom"
23:16 <Khazaran> "I could show her around when she arrives"
23:27 <Mekkis> "We'll see."
24:05 <Khazaran> "Its always good to know where to get items"
25:27 <Khazaran> (I have charcoal)
25:38 <Khazaran> (twine is a good idea - I had no idea we were going on it)
25:52 <Jerus> "So we go find your minotaur friend, get him on out?"
25:59 <Mekkis> "Correct."
26:31 <Jerus> "And grab the hourglass too, if we happen to find it. Sounds simple enough really, only big problem is the maze.."
27:46 <Jerus> a mile of twine!
27:47 <Khazaran> I want to buy 2 scrolls of unseen servant
28:25 <Khazaran> I also bring charcoal to mark the walls with
28:35 <Jerus> I have charcoal and chalk.
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29:08 <Jerus> "So we mark it with arrows and numbers, right? Start at one and work our way up."
29:33 <Mekkis> you make your way down, through the sewers, and into a series of natural caverns
30:00 <Mekkis> make survival checks, please
30:06 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-2 survival
30:07 <diebot> Khazaran, survival: [1d20=12] 10
30:26 <Khazaran> you should have brought along a compass or something but Im not very sure on how they work
30:31 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+3 survival
30:32 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=12] 15
30:33 <Khazaran> thats the problem
31:03 <Khazaran> prissa, kyra?
31:14 <Mekkis> Jerus, you see tracks that appear to be from strange humaniods
31:18 <Mekkis> and droppings too
31:31 <Khazaran> can he point them out to us?:
31:36 <Khazaran> and can we knowledge whatever it?
31:44 <Kyra> !throw 1d20 survival
31:45 <diebot> Kyra, survival: [1d20=3] 3
32:08 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+4 knowledge local
32:09 <diebot> Khazaran, knowledge local: [1d20=5] 9
32:12 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+5 knowledge: Dungeoneering. What sort of tracks?
32:13 <diebot> Jerus, knowledge: Dungeoneering. What sort of tracks?: [1d20=19] 24
32:15 <Khazaran> any other knoweledge
32:17 <Mekkis> nope
32:21 <Khazaran> I can roll dungeoneering as well
32:26 <Mekkis> Jerus, some form of humanoid
32:42 <Khazaran> can I roll any other kind of knowledge?
33:00 <Mekkis> you are however, able to follow the tracks
33:07 <Jerus> can I get any idea how big, from the footprints?
33:14 <Mekkis> medium
33:31 <Jerus> "Something's been through. Probably the one we're looking for."
33:44 <Mekkis> you continue following the tracks through the mazelike tunnels?
34:14 <Khazaran> k and remember to drop the twine, while marking on the walls
34:15 <Khazaran> as we go along
34:17 <Mekkis> ok
34:33 * Jerus chalks on the walls regularly, drawing arrows showing where we're going, and numbering them sequentially.
34:42 <Mekkis> you get up to about 4550
34:55 <Khazaran> (/me likes ordered approaches to things)
34:55 <Mekkis> and you're still following the tracks 3 hours later
35:05 * Prissa is mapping the maze and marks turns with chalk
35:08 <Jerus> "How big is this maze?"
35:15 <Khazaran> "I have no idea"
35:42 <Mekkis> you notice that you've occasionally encountered walls you've encountered before
35:48 <Jerus> No other tracks since we entered?
35:53 <Mekkis> nope
35:57 <Jerus> Have I encountered any previous numbers I put up?
35:57 <Prissa> "do we even think we are still under the city"
35:59 <Mekkis> but you manage to correct yourselves
36:12 <Mekkis> Jerus, yes, which caused you to backtrack
36:15 <Mekkis> a little
36:20 <Jerus> Alright.
36:24 <Prissa> does my mapping help a little?
36:25 <Mekkis> anyway, after another two hours, you're up to about 6200
36:51 <Jerus> "Probably. It is a maze, so.. its alot of turns and high amount of moving for a rather small area."
37:10 <Jerus> "I mean, you can fit several miles worth of maze in only a one mile square."
37:12 <Mekkis> and you enter some larger caverns
37:39 <Jerus> "But man, its gettin' mite scary, how big this thing is.. what number am I on?"
38:05 <Khazaran> "I dont know. My people dont spend that much time underground"
38:22 <Mekkis> connect to diebot.ti4200.info port 4000
38:26 <Mekkis> and give me colours and sizes
38:43 * Prissa is small and pink
38:52 <Mekkis> The cavern opens from a bottleneck into a large, smooth
38:52 <Mekkis> cavern of striated blue stone and pale, sandy floors. The walls
38:52 <Mekkis> glisten with moisture, and a small pool sits on the eastern side
38:52 <Mekkis> of the chamber. All across the area, thick carpets of fungus
38:52 <Mekkis> blanket the stones.
39:12 <Jerus> orange, medium
39:21 <Kyra> medium, green
39:22 <Khazaran> Blue medium
39:32 <Mekkis> what are you doing from here?
39:48 <Khazaran> do we hear anything in the cavern?
39:59 <Mekkis> make perception checks
40:02 <Prissa> "guys, I think this map is working for us"
40:10 <Khazaran> @see
40:11 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=2] 0
40:12 <Jerus> @perc
40:13 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=15] 20
40:14 <Kyra> @perc
40:15 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=20] 24
40:23 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 perception @Mekkis
40:41 <Mekkis> Jerus and Kyra and Prissa all hear what sounds like burrowing insects
40:43 <Mekkis> what are you doing?
41:08 * Prissa pulls out her greatsword warning the others
41:15 * Khazaran pulls out scimitar
41:34 * Jerus draws hammer, getting closer to the where it sounds like its coming from.
41:49 * Prissa backs away from the sound
41:49 <Khazaran> I move behind jerus
42:20 <Khazaran> its a hammer.
42:52 <Khazaran> Ill keep moving behind him
43:18 <Khazaran> (we're all gonna die)
43:40 <Mekkis> Suddenly, several beetles surface from under the sand, enveloping the room with an eerie glow.
43:45 <Mekkis> they move at you
43:47 <Khazaran> knowledge what on them?
43:48 <Mekkis> initiatives
43:52 <Khazaran> @init
43:52 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
43:55 <Jerus> @init
43:56 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
44:04 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 Initiative
44:04 <diebot> Prissa, Initiative: [1d20=11] 16
44:06 <Jerus> Knowledge dungeoneering on glowing beetles?
44:15 <Mekkis> sure
44:17 <Jerus> @knd
44:17 <diebot> Jerus, knowledge: dungeoneering: [1d20=17] 22
44:27 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 knowledge dungeoneering
44:27 <diebot> Khazaran, knowledge dungeoneering: [1d20=18] 25
44:29 <Khazaran> k
44:31 <Khazaran> we can do it too haha
44:40 <Kyra> @init
44:40 <diebot> Kyra, Initiative: [1d20=6] 6
44:59 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
45:01 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
45:17 <Mekkis> It's Prissa's turn
45:51 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d10+6 Power attack
45:51 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=4] 9; Power attack: [1d10=9] 15
45:55 <Mekkis> miss
46:07 <Mekkis> Prissa swings at the beetles, and misses horribly
46:29 <Mekkis> two beetles charge Jerus 
46:48 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+5 bite
46:49 <diebot> Mekkis, bite: [1d20=13] 18, [1d20=8] 13
47:17 <Mekkis> one charges Prissa 
47:21 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
47:22 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
47:32 <Mekkis> two attack Khazaran 
47:35 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3
47:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=12] 15
47:48 <Khazaran> 2nd hits
48:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+2
48:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4+2: [1d4=3] 5
48:12 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
48:13 * Khazaran yelps
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48:44 <Jerus> can I 5' east safely? Is that a valid spot?
48:48 <Mekkis> sure
49:06 <Jerus> swing my mighty hammer at the beetle in M12!
49:10 <Jerus> @pa
49:10 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=5] 16; damage: [1d12=2] 17
49:28 <Mekkis> your mighty polearm turns the beetle into mush
49:30 <Khazaran> if he hits that is
49:33 <Khazaran> he gets cleave too..
49:33 <Jerus> I attack another one!
49:34 <Khazaran> I think
49:38 <Jerus> L9.
49:40 <Jerus> @pa
49:41 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=12] 23; damage: [1d12=4] 19
49:55 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
50:39 <Kyra> 5ft N, attack the beetle north of me
50:42 <Mekkis> ok
50:46 <Kyra> scimitar it to death!
50:47 <Kyra> @atk
50:48 <diebot> Kyra, attack: [1d20=14] 20; damage: [1d6=4] 7
51:28 <Mekkis> it's now Khazaran's turn
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51:41 <Khazaran> north east
51:42 <Khazaran> 5 ft
51:48 <Mekkis> ok
51:49 <Khazaran> start spellcombat sequence hitting the one north of me
51:54 <Mekkis> ok
51:58 <Khazaran> ZI wanted north east
51:59 <Khazaran> btw
52:02 <Khazaran> not the right square
52:10 <Khazaran> hit hte one north
52:12 <Khazaran> @sc2
52:13 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=15] 21; damage: [1d6=1] 6; conc - ray of frost (DC - 15 check to suceed): [1d20=19] 32; slash: [1d20=15] 21; damage: [1d6=3] 8; ray of frost damage: [1d3=2] 2
52:13 <Mekkis> ok
52:26 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
52:32 <Khazaran> yeah close range
52:34 <Khazaran> :P
52:47 <Khazaran> yes. 
52:51 <Khazaran> correct
53:10 <Khazaran> if my first hit killed the one Id hit the toher guy
53:19 <Mekkis> Your first hit connects with the beetle, and it looks rather hurt, but still standing
53:22 <Khazaran> at N 11..
53:24 <Khazaran> I finish the job
53:31 <Mekkis> your second hit turns it into brozen beetle
53:31 <Khazaran> so yes I kill only 1 beetle
53:36 <Khazaran> ah cool
53:37 <Mekkis> Frozen even
53:41 <Mekkis> it's now Prissa's turn
53:47 <Prissa> move 5' north !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d10+6 Power attack
53:58 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d10+6 Power attack
53:58 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=18] 23; Power attack: [1d10=3] 9
54:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 attack Khaz
54:32 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Khaz: [1d20=14] 17
54:36 <Khazaran> hit
54:37 <Khazaran> roll damage
54:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+2
54:40 <Khazaran> ac is 17..
54:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4+2: [1d4=1] 3
54:41 <Khazaran> glass cannon sux
54:42 <Khazaran> yeah
54:47 <Khazaran> taken 8 total
54:49 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
55:08 <Jerus> pull hammer in close, smash last beetle.
55:11 <Jerus> @pac
55:11 <diebot> Jerus, attack close: [1d20=8] 15; damage: [1d12=5] 21
55:25 * Khazaran weapon is glowing with an orange glow
55:26 <Mekkis> the beetle is gone.
55:47 <Mekkis> Looking around this room, there are what appears to be eggs lining the north wall, near the room
55:54 <Mekkis> near the lake.
55:54 <Prissa> do they have tresure?  :P
55:59 <Khazaran> search the bettles first
56:09 <Mekkis> the beetles don't have anything on them.
56:12 <Mekkis> They're beetles!
56:14 <Khazaran> then I take some eggs and put it gently into my flask
56:15 <Jerus> Could we use the glowy parts to light our way on?
56:18 <Mekkis> they're still glowing though
56:20 <Mekkis> sure
56:30 <Jerus> Salvage glowy stuff from beetles.
56:35 <Prissa> did they put anythign shiny in the nest?
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56:44 * Khazaran takes out a wand and taps himself with it
56:51 <Mekkis> Khazaran, sure... make a Handle Animal check to do it properly
56:51 * Khazaran smells of sulfur and brimstone
56:55 <Mekkis> Prissa, make perception
56:59 <Kyra> "You alright, Khazaran?"
57:04 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-2
57:05 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20-2: [1d20=3] 1
57:09 <Khazaran> can I gry again?
57:09 <Khazaran> try
57:14 <Mekkis> Khazaran, you break the egg
57:18 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 perception @Mekkis
57:21 <Mekkis> you may, however, try again
57:29 <Khazaran> how many eggs do we have
57:30 <Mekkis> Prissa, you don't find anything
57:35 <Mekkis> two, now
57:41 <Prissa> I give my wand of clw to Kyra
57:45 <Khazaran> "I need to collect some eggs"
57:49 <Khazaran> "Kyra can you help me with them?"
57:54 <Khazaran> "Im not..very good at this kind of thing"
58:09 <Kyra> "Eggs? I don't think I'll be any better. Why do you want eggs?"
58:18 <Khazaran> "I have a buyer for theses"
58:23 <Khazaran> "Everyone knows I collect odds and ends"
58:33 * Kyra shrugs, and tries anyway.
58:35 <Prissa> "I can try"..."I have no idea though
58:36 <Khazaran> k
58:44 <Khazaran> handle animal. thats why I fked up haha
58:51 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+2 get an egg for Khaz
58:51 <diebot> Kyra, get an egg for Khaz: [1d20=9] 11
58:53 <Prissa> add other......
58:58 <Mekkis> Kyra breaks an egg too
58:59 <Khazaran> she can try again
59:01 <Khazaran> if we all fail
59:03 <Khazaran> nothing to sya
59:04 <Khazaran> can we aid?
59:05 <Mekkis> "did you want an omlette?"
59:08 <Kyra> "Who wants to buy beetle eggs?"
59:11 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-2 aid
59:12 <diebot> Khazaran, aid: [1d20=1] -1
59:14 <Prissa> !through 1d20-1
59:21 <Khazaran> "famous collectors"
59:26 <Prissa> !throw 1d20-1
59:27 <diebot> Prissa, 1d20-1: [1d20=14] 13
59:29 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+2 get an egg for Khaz
59:30 <diebot> Kyra, get an egg for Khaz: [1d20=5] 7
59:34 <Khazaran> its okay
59:35 <Khazaran> hehe
59:42 <Mekkis> Kyra breaks the egg again
59:46 <Khazaran> no more eggs?
59:49 <Mekkis> nope
59:51 <Khazaran> k
59:53 <Khazaran> proceed
59:58 <Kyra> "They're.. surprisingly fragile."
00:03 <Khazaran> dig the nests
00:08 <Khazaran> "Its okay, next time we can be more careful"
00:21 <Mekkis> you do however notice a small cache of shiny things.
00:23 <Khazaran> "Thats one of the weirdest bounties Ive ever collected though, or tired to"
00:37 <Mekkis> a scroll, three potions, and a cloak
00:44 <Khazaran> whats the scroll and potions
00:46 <Khazaran> and cloak
00:52 <Mekkis> spellcraft?
00:56 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft for scroll
00:56 <diebot> Khazaran, spellcraft for scroll: [1d20=1] 8
01:06 <Mekkis> the scroll is a piece of paper with words on it
01:11 <Khazaran> !throw 3#1d20+7 scrolls
01:11 <diebot> Khazaran, scrolls: [1d20=4] 11, [1d20=20] 27, [1d20=2] 9
01:18 <Khazaran> sorry potions
01:28 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft cloak
01:29 <diebot> Khazaran, spellcraft cloak: [1d20=20] 27
01:31 <Mekkis> all the potions are the same, and you can't tell what they are
01:49 <Khazaran> "Kyra - can you have a look at these and tell me what they are?"
02:01 <Mekkis> the cloak appears to give you a bonus to saves
02:04 <Kyra> "No idea."
02:07 <Mekkis> cloak of resistance
02:12 * Khazaran puts on the cloak
02:24 <Khazaran> "I do look good in this, even if I say so.."
02:29 <Khazaran> take all the potions anyway
02:38 <Khazaran> but wait.can split
02:39 <Khazaran> lol
02:46 * Prissa I want one
02:46 <Khazaran> she doesnt have spellcraft?
02:53 * Khazaran gives one potion to prissa
03:01 * Prissa bows
03:05 <Mekkis> One of the insects is wearing a crude rope harness
03:05 * Khazaran hands one over to jerus
03:07 <Jerus> "Everyone alright? Can we move on?
03:12 * Khazaran gives kyra his wand
03:22 * Jerus hands Kyra a wand too.
04:00 <Jerus> "Huh. See them ropes? Beetles ain't been left alone. Lets go on, huh?"
04:56 * Khazaran gets a rope ready in case jerus needs any rescuing
05:13 <Mekkis> Jerus picks up a stick off a skeleton in the pool
05:14 * Khazaran looks at the stick
05:21 <Kyra> "Let me see?"
05:23 <Mekkis> spellcraft?
05:23 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 try to identify stick
05:24 <diebot> Khazaran, try to identify stick: [1d20=14] 21
05:25 <Prissa> sure
05:33 * Prissa give wand to Kyra
05:42 <Mekkis> Khazaran, Wand of /water breathing/, two charges remain
05:58 <Khazaran> "Wand of water breathing - 2 charges left"
06:03 <Jerus> "So. North or east?"
06:10 <Khazaran> does the well lead anywhere?
06:17 <Khazaran> "Take your pick"
06:18 <Mekkis> no
06:31 * Prissa gives wand to Kyra
06:40 <Jerus> "East then, if noone has better ideas."
06:50 * Prissa fine ...east
07:07 <Khazaran> keep the same formation
07:08 <Jerus> "Hows your map coming along, Prissa?"
07:28 * Prissa shows Jerus "good, see"
07:59 <Jerus> "Hm. Not bad. Place is pretty big.."
08:01 <Khazaran> damnit whats the symbol on the floor
08:15 <Mekkis> The natural caverns suddenly give way to worked stone and
08:15 <Mekkis> metal fixtures. Dangling glass balls flicker and cast a weak,
08:15 <Mekkis> greenish glow across the chamber. Ahead, a series of green-
08:15 <Mekkis> tiled, wide, terraced stairs slope up to an imposing bronze
08:15 <Mekkis> door, partly torn from its hinges. The stairs bear hundreds of
08:15 <Mekkis> symbols that seem to warp and flicker.
08:45 <Khazaran> what about symbols
08:48 <Khazaran> any knowledge?
09:34 <Prissa> "drop your weapon beatle master"
09:56 <Jerus> "Have ya happened to see a minotaur lately?"
10:10 * Prissa has named him beatle master
10:11 <Jerus> "Big, I reckon. Horns and such?"
10:32 <Jerus> Lets proceed on in.
10:44 <Mekkis> "No. And you're entering our territory. Be off."
10:52 <Prissa> look to the right and left as we enter.
11:16 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 perception @Mekkis
11:23 <Jerus> "Whats round this way? Sure ya ain't seen any minotaurs? I reckon you'd remember if ya did."
11:41 <Mekkis> "Nope. No minotours."
11:45 <Mekkis> "Be off."
12:14 <Jerus> "huh. What you folk say? We trust him and go look elsewhere?"
12:31 <Mekkis> "Be off. Your scent stinks. And sickens."
12:34 <Prissa> "help us find the minitaur, beatle master"
12:36 <Jerus> "How bout an hourglass, ya got any of them layin' around?"
12:38 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-2 sensemotive @mekkis is that guy telling the truth about no minotaurs?
13:34 <Mekkis> Khazaran, you don't know either way. But it seems likely that he hasn't seen them.
13:40 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive @Mekkis
13:45 <Kyra> "Really, we're just looking for a friend of ours. Hes a minotaur. Hes been lost down here for some time. You would tell us if you saw him, right? You would want your friends to come find you, if you were lost?
13:53 <Kyra> Diplomacy?
13:57 <Mekkis> sure
13:58 <Khazaran> "No idea if he is telling the truth anywway"
14:04 <Mekkis> "A minotaur wouldn't get lost."
14:10 <Mekkis> "You're bullshitting me."
14:22 <Khazaran> "Anyone can get lost given this is a maze"
14:22 <Mekkis> "Or is it minotaurshitting?"
14:25 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+9 diplomacy
14:26 <diebot> Kyra, diplomacy: [1d20=19] 28
14:29 <Prissa> "he's been, cursed....ya, that's it cursed"
14:31 <Mekkis> "Regardless. Be off."
14:35 <Mekkis> "Now."
14:47 * Khazaran shrugs
15:08 * Khazaran backs off to look at hte other chamber
15:11 <Jerus> "Alright. You take care now. Let me know if ya see him, huh?"
15:20 <Jerus> "Lets go, gang."
15:21 <Mekkis> "Don't count on it."
15:33 <Khazaran> once out of earshot..
15:42 <Khazaran> "Something in the water must be making people testy"
15:43 * Prissa follow Jerus
16:32 <Khazaran> (thats an evil act)
16:45 <Mekkis> I lost skype
17:06 <Mekkis> how long are you following the maze of twisty passages, all alike?
17:31 <Jerus> @perc
17:33 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=14] 19
17:39 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 perception @Mekkis
17:42 <Kyra> @perc
17:42 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=6] 10
17:44 <Khazaran> @see
17:45 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=17] 15
17:53 <Mekkis> nope
17:54 <Jerus> "Huh. Guess hes gone."
17:56 <Mekkis> you can't see them
18:02 <Mekkis> you can hear some beetle noises though
18:19 <Khazaran> Ill follow behind jerus
18:22 <Khazaran> (SOP)
18:30 * Prissa I told you he was a beatle master
18:42 <Khazaran> @init
18:43 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
18:47 <Kyra> @init
18:47 <diebot> Kyra, Initiative: [1d20=3] 3
18:50 <Jerus> @init
18:50 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
18:50 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 Initiative
18:51 <diebot> Prissa, Initiative: [1d20=7] 12
19:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
19:16 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
19:27 <Mekkis> It's Jerus' turn
19:34 <Jerus> hammer on the beetle thats right over there!
19:35 <Jerus> @pa
19:36 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=1] 12; damage: [1d12=12] 28
19:49 <Mekkis> Jerus misses
20:08 <Mekkis> two creatures swing down from the ceiling at Jerus 
20:24 <Khazaran> what are those creatures
20:39 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+7 club Jerus 
20:40 <diebot> Mekkis, club Jerus: [1d20=13] 20, [1d20=3] 10
20:55 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+2+1d6
20:56 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+2+1d6: [1d6=1; 1d6=5] 8
21:05 <Mekkis> it's now Prissa's turn
21:20 <Jerus> "Ah! Get em!"
21:28 <Khazaran> what are those creatures by the way
21:36 <Mekkis> Morlocks
21:41 <Khazaran> knowledge?
21:43 <Mekkis> Skin pale as a slug’s belly, eyes huge and bulging, this thing crawls
21:43 <Mekkis> down the wall like a spider, but its shape is hideously humanoid.
21:56 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+7 attack; 1d10+6 Power attack
21:56 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=20] 27; Power attack: [1d10=8] 14
22:02 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+7 attack; 1d10+6 Power attack
22:02 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=18] 25; Power attack: [1d10=4] 10
22:05 <Khazaran> crit..
22:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 prissa
22:31 <diebot> Mekkis, prissa: [1d20=18] 23
22:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 khaz
22:36 <diebot> Mekkis, khaz: [1d20=16] 19
22:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+2 prissa
22:38 * Prissa shreeks "die beatle master!!"
22:40 <Khazaran> hit for me
22:40 <diebot> Mekkis, prissa: [1d4=2] 4
22:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+2 khaz
22:44 <diebot> Mekkis, khaz: [1d4=2] 4
22:48 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
22:50 * Khazaran grunts
23:39 <Khazaran> (we still have potions btw..Ill probably do te drink hte haaha thing)
24:01 <Kyra> move to !A10, scimitar this thing!
24:03 <Kyra> @atk
24:03 <diebot> Kyra, attack: [1d20=1] 7; damage: [1d6=2] 5
24:08 <Mekkis> miss
24:13 <Mekkis> it's now Khazaran's turn
24:28 <Khazaran> activate spellcombat on the morlock, but without enhancements
24:30 <Khazaran> @sc
24:31 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=8] 13; damage: [1d6=5] 9; conc - ray of frost (DC - 15 check to suceed): [1d20=14] 27; slash: [1d20=13] 18; damage: [1d6=6] 10; ray of frost damage: [1d3=1] 1
24:31 <Mekkis> ok
24:49 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
24:52 <Khazaran> stand where I am, end turn
25:08 <Jerus> 5ft E, attack this ugly thing that wants to club me!
25:12 <Jerus> @pa
25:13 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=10] 21; damage: [1d12=12] 28
25:24 <Jerus> move on to the next one cause I'm a badass.
25:27 <Jerus> @pa2
25:27 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=8] 17; damage: [1d12=12] 28
25:32 <Khazaran> no
25:34 <Khazaran> he has reach..
25:44 <Mekkis> it's now Prissa's turn
26:01 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+7 attack; 1d10+6 Power attack
26:01 <diebot> Prissa, attack: [1d20=5] 12; Power attack: [1d10=1] 7
26:09 <Mekkis> miss
26:16 <Mekkis> beetle attacks Prissa
26:21 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
26:23 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
26:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+2
26:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4+2: [1d4=2] 4
26:39 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
26:59 * Kyra killllls the beetle. hopefully.
27:02 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+8 attack
27:03 <diebot> Kyra, attack: [1d20=13] 21
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27:08 <Kyra> !throw 1d6+3 damage
27:08 <diebot> Kyra, damage: [1d6=5] 8
27:35 <Khazaran> knowledge checks?
27:46 <Khazaran> loot their corpses
27:47 * Prissa loot the bodies
27:54 <Khazaran> any more beetle eggs?
28:05 <Kyra> "You hurt bad?"
28:25 <Khazaran> "A mere scratch, if it were serious Id fix it myself"
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28:35 <Prissa> "Kyra, please help me
28:47 * Khazaran reminds Prissa you have something in your pocket we took from just now"
29:05 * Prissa drinks the potion
29:18 * Khazaran observes prissa to see what happens.
29:34 * Kyra watches closely, just incase something horrible happens.
29:39 <Mekkis> Prissa looks more invigourated
29:52 <Khazaran> how much more lolz
30:00 <Khazaran> "How are you feeling?"
30:04 * Prissa big cure
30:09 <Khazaran> "Oh. I see"
30:13 <Prissa> "really good cure"
30:15 <Khazaran> "Lets proceed then?"
30:16 <Kyra> "Ah. Better then?"
30:24 <Jerus> "Yeah. I think we can go."
30:32 <Khazaran> no eggs?
30:34 <Khazaran> lol
30:42 <Khazaran> everyones going to call me omlet..
30:49 <Mekkis> alchemical silver rapier and dagger
30:54 * Khazaran leaves the rapier and dagger alone, I have my own
31:10 <Khazaran> rapier had no special damage on 2 handed..
31:57 * Prissa takes the dagger
32:17 <Khazaran> can I read the text?
32:21 * Prissa gives the rapier to kyra
32:29 <Mekkis> The curving, branching halls of this structure are lined with
32:29 <Mekkis> the same stone as the natural caverns outside, and the
32:29 <Mekkis> arched ceiling meets high overhead. Nearly every surface
32:29 <Mekkis> boasts inscribed text—some of it delicate and flowing, but
32:29 <Mekkis> surrounded by a tangle of jagged and hastily etched scribbles.
32:29 <Mekkis> The endless twisting passageways inspire a faint sense of
32:29 <Mekkis> vertigo, as if the floor were swaying underfoot.
32:41 <Jerus> "That ain't all the same language, or am I lookin' at it wrong?"
33:13 <Jerus> @perc
33:14 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=1] 6
33:15 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+5 perception @Mekkis
33:16 <Kyra> @perc
33:16 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=9] 13
33:23 <Khazaran> @see
33:23 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=6] 4
33:41 <Khazaran> try to read walls?
33:43 <Khazaran> can
33:49 <Mekkis> knowledge arcana?
33:58 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 knowledge arcana
33:59 <diebot> Khazaran, knowledge arcana: [1d20=5] 12
34:08 <Mekkis> knowledge dungeoneering?
34:15 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 dungeoneering
34:15 <diebot> Khazaran, dungeoneering: [1d20=2] 9
34:22 <Jerus> I can do dungeoneering!
34:24 <Jerus> @knd
34:24 <diebot> Jerus, knowledge: dungeoneering: [1d20=5] 10
34:38 <Mekkis> ok
35:05 <Khazaran> I have a BIT of linguistics too
35:06 <Khazaran> acutally
35:20 <Mekkis> you feel that you might be able to track the minotaur through normal means with survival checks
35:30 <Mekkis> failing that...
35:32 <Khazaran> take 10 or something?
35:43 <Mekkis> no
35:54 <Mekkis> sure, you can take 10
36:02 <Khazaran> or at least kyra can take 10..
36:03 <Khazaran> hehe
36:05 <Khazaran> yeah
36:09 <Khazaran> yeah
36:15 <Jerus> taking 10 on survival gives me a 15.
36:20 <Khazaran> ah k
36:24 <Khazaran> Ill aid, using aid 10
36:29 <Khazaran> as in take 10 on aid?
36:29 <Khazaran> k
36:35 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-2 survival
36:35 <diebot> Khazaran, survival: [1d20=7] 5
36:43 <Khazaran> (why you dont want a magus on..this)
36:52 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+4 aid survival
36:52 <diebot> Kyra, aid survival: [1d20=8] 12
37:00 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+1
37:00 <diebot> Prissa, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
37:17 <Mekkis> You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
37:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
37:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
37:49 <Mekkis> !rng Prissa Kyra Khazaran Jerus 
37:50 <diebot> Mekkis, Prissa
37:58 <Mekkis> Prissa, make a reflex save
38:18 <Prissa> !throw 1d20+4 reflex save
38:18 <diebot> Prissa, reflex save: [1d20=12] 16
38:56 <Khazaran> (does kyra have guidance?)
39:00 <Jerus> yes
39:13 <Khazaran> next time use that for survival
39:15 <Khazaran> before we do it
39:17 <Mekkis> Prissa trips off a trap
39:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+20 attack
39:20 <diebot> Mekkis, attack: [1d20=20] 40
39:33 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+20 confirm
39:34 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=7] 27
40:14 <Mekkis> A scythe springs out of the wall, hitting Prissa in the chest
40:18 <Khazaran> oh k
40:21 <Khazaran> I think youre dead..
40:23 <Mekkis> !throw 8d4+24 damage
40:24 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [8d4=3,2,1,3,4,4,1,2] 44
40:28 <Khazaran> dead..
40:42 * Khazaran is shocked.
41:06 * Khazaran pulls out unseen servant, and casts the spell
41:23 <Mekkis> how long does a servant last for?
41:25 <Khazaran> 1 hr
41:34 <Khazaran> Im going to use it to drag stuff around to possibly pull traps
42:12 * Kyra does an unnecessary heal check to see if Prissa can be saved.
42:25 <Khazaran> (thats a pretty stupid way to die..)
42:30 <Mekkis> in the next hour....
42:30 <Khazaran> (not your fault at all..couldve been any of us)
42:31 * Kyra sheds a tear and a prayer for her deceased companion.
42:34 <Mekkis> make survival checks
42:44 <Khazaran> get kyra to cast guidance on us all
42:50 <Khazaran> and then jerus does the main roll
43:21 * Kyra casts some guidance around.
43:24 * Khazaran is shocked
43:26 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
43:26 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=18] 23
43:32 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 surival aid
43:33 <diebot> Khazaran, surival aid: [1d20=6] 5
43:42 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
43:42 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=20] 26
44:18 <Mekkis> Khazaran, the servant winks out after and hour
44:21 <Khazaran> k
44:37 <Mekkis> The passageway seems to continue ahead as far as you can see. The imprint of a single hoof stands in the dust gathered along the left wall.
44:49 <Mekkis> making more checks?
44:56 <Jerus> Oh! I do collect Prissa's map, and continue working on it. Including the back and probably more sheets of parchment.
45:02 <Mekkis> ok
45:03 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
45:03 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=6] 11
45:10 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
45:11 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=14] 20
45:12 <Khazaran> guidance?
45:20 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival
45:20 <diebot> Khazaran, survival: [1d20=9] 8
45:24 <Khazaran> trying
45:38 <Mekkis> after an hour of searching, you find yourself at the same position
45:42 <Mekkis> make more checks?
45:52 <Jerus> "Ain't we been here bfore?"
45:56 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
45:56 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=2] 1
45:59 <Khazaran> lol
46:00 * Jerus chalks some marks in this area.
46:07 * Kyra guidances around.
46:09 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
46:09 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=14] 19
46:13 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
46:13 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=14] 20
46:29 <Mekkis> after an hour of searching, you find yourself at the same position
46:38 <Jerus> "But wait.. how do we? But I went.."
46:45 <Mekkis> it's now about ten hours since Dreng sent you here
46:46 <Khazaran> "Im totally lost down here"
46:48 <Mekkis> more checks?
46:51 <Jerus> "Didn't we go that way last time, and then this way?"
46:54 <Jerus> "And yet.."
46:57 <Khazaran> "I dont know"
46:58 * Jerus scratches his head.
47:08 <Khazaran> "I never expected.."
47:13 <Jerus> "Sure there ain't no better way to be pickin' at this?"
47:25 <Jerus> "Now I think I see how whats his name got lost."
47:30 <Khazaran> "Im no tracker - Im worst off then you are at this"
47:43 * Jerus tries to copy down some of the drawing and word around the maze into the margins of his map.
48:07 <Jerus> "Ya can't like, magic this better or somethin?"
48:19 <Khazaran> "Magic what?"
48:27 <Jerus> "I dunno. Us? The maze?"
48:27 <Khazaran> "Im no ranger"
48:53 <Mekkis> more checks...?
48:57 * Kyra guidances around.
48:59 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
49:00 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=14] 19
49:04 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
49:04 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=10] 9
49:09 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
49:10 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=5] 11
49:21 <Mekkis> what's your formation
49:25 Avatar gives voice to Jerus Khazaran Kyra
49:36 <Khazaran> looks good
49:42 <Mekkis> make reflex saves
49:44 <Mekkis> all of you
49:53 <Jerus> @ref
49:54 <diebot> Jerus, reflex save: [1d20=6] 9
49:57 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
49:58 <diebot> Khazaran, reflex: [1d20=6] 9
49:58 <Kyra> @ref
50:10 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+3 refle
50:10 <diebot> Kyra, refle: [1d20=6] 9
50:12 <Mekkis> Jerus, Khazaran and Kyra all fall into a pit.
50:17 <Mekkis> 1/4000
50:18 <Khazaran> ouch..
50:25 <Mekkis> !throw 3d6 damage
50:26 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [3d6=2,1,5] 8
50:37 <Mekkis> take 8 falling damage
50:46 <Khazaran> "Kyra - can you use Prissa's wand?"
50:49 <Khazaran> "On us all?"
50:57 <Mekkis> ja
51:11 Prissa is now known as matt
51:14 <Kyra> sighs, "I guess I might as well."
51:28 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw Khaz
51:28 <diebot> Kyra, clw Khaz: [1d8=5] 6
51:35 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw Jerus
51:35 <diebot> Kyra, clw Jerus: [1d8=6] 7
51:40 <Jerus> "More?"
51:41 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw Jerus
51:42 <diebot> Kyra, clw Jerus: [1d8=2] 3
51:47 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw Kyra
51:47 <diebot> Kyra, clw Kyra: [1d8=4] 5
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52:28 <Khazaran> "One more time?"
52:33 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw Khaz
52:33 <diebot> Kyra, clw Khaz: [1d8=7] 8
52:39 <Khazaran> k climb out of the pit
52:40 <Khazaran> ful hp
52:40 <Jerus> We get on out of the pit.
52:53 <Mekkis> You are in a twisty maze of passages, all alike.
53:01 <Mekkis> survival checks?
53:12 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
53:12 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=6] 5
53:27 <Khazaran> taking 20 not allowed right?
53:29 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
53:29 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=16] 21
53:35 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
53:35 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=18] 24
53:55 <Mekkis> The tunnel makes four hard lefts before coming to an
53:55 <Mekkis> intersection. The remains of a bronze mechanism, recently
53:55 <Mekkis> destroyed, lies on the floor.
53:58 <Mekkis> make perception checks
54:02 <Khazaran> @see
54:03 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=14] 12
54:10 <Jerus> @perc
54:11 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=8] 13
54:13 <Kyra> @perc
54:13 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=3] 7
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54:27 <Mekkis> 12 hours have elapsed now
54:32 <Mekkis> continuing on?
55:01 <Khazaran> how long can you push yourselves before you get fatigued?
55:02 <Jerus> "Minotaur maybe? Lets go."
55:11 <Mekkis> eighteen hours
55:16 <Khazaran> (full spells so..)
55:18 <Mekkis> then you should probably rest
55:20 <Khazaran> (cbfked)
55:22 <Khazaran> k
55:26 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
55:27 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=6] 11
55:27 <Khazaran> keep moving then
55:29 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
55:30 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=18] 24
55:35 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival
55:35 <diebot> Khazaran, survival: [1d20=11] 10
55:51 <Mekkis> The walls angle inward more at this crossroads, but the ceiling
55:51 <Mekkis> soars to impossible heights above. A spatter of fresh blood
55:51 <Mekkis> marks the left wall.
56:09 <Mekkis> 13 hours
56:20 <Mekkis> what now?
56:23 <Kyra> How fresh, can I tell?
56:25 <Khazaran> What kind of blood
56:29 <Kyra> like hours or days?
56:30 <Mekkis> heal check
56:34 <Kyra> @heal
56:35 <diebot> Kyra, Heal: [1d20=17] 28
56:42 <Mekkis> it's pretty new
56:48 * Kyra checks out the blood.
56:49 <Mekkis> proabably about a day or two
56:54 <Khazaran> gah
56:54 <Mekkis> from a minotaur
56:56 <Khazaran> and I thought hours
57:02 <Kyra> "This hasn't been here too long. Maybe yesterday. I think its minotaur."
57:10 <Khazaran> "Keep moving then?"
57:14 <Jerus> "We're on track then. Lets go."
57:18 <Khazaran> 5 hrs left
57:21 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
57:22 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=5] 11
57:23 <Khazaran> then we should take a snooze
57:26 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
57:27 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=10] 15
57:28 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survial aid
57:28 <diebot> Khazaran, survial aid: [1d20=2] 1
57:32 <Khazaran> okay something happen
57:46 <Jerus> "We should spread out, just incase."
58:04 <Khazaran> "And end up sepearated when a bunch of goblins ambush us?"
58:12 <Mekkis> Jerus, Kyra make reflex saves
58:21 <Jerus> "not that far. Just enough to not fall in the same...!"
58:22 <Jerus> @ref
58:23 <diebot> Jerus, reflex save: [1d20=12] 15
58:28 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
58:28 <diebot> Kyra, reflex: [1d20=16] 19
58:58 <Mekkis> Khazaran, your hair stands on end as a bolt of lightning jumps down the corridor to the right of you. Jerus and Kyra manage to evade the full damage of the blast
59:09 <Khazaran> hgow much do I take?
59:12 <Mekkis> !throw 4d6 damage
59:13 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [4d6=1,1,1,1] 4
59:28 <Mekkis> Khazaran doesn't take any
59:33 * Khazaran ducks
00:06 <Mekkis> 14 hours have elapsed
00:10 <Khazaran> try again?
00:13 <Jerus> "Yeah, lets spread out some. 10 feet apart, us."
00:20 <Jerus> "Can I get some healing first?"
00:34 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw jerus
00:35 <Khazaran> yeah must as well use it
00:35 <diebot> Kyra, clw jerus: [1d8=8] 9
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00:42 <Khazaran> damn sorry that happened..
00:51 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw kyra
00:51 <Khazaran> only person who could take it would be jerus..
00:51 <diebot> Kyra, clw kyra: [1d8=5] 6
00:54 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw kyra
00:54 <diebot> Kyra, clw kyra: [1d8=4] 5
01:01 <Khazaran> and if it didnt crit..maybe it woudlnt be that bad
01:04 <Khazaran> sigh
01:16 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
01:17 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=2] 1
01:18 <Jerus> "It got her real good.. damn shame."
01:25 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
01:25 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=12] 17
01:31 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
01:32 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=1] 7
01:38 <Jerus> "We know if shes got family?"
01:44 <Khazaran> "Never got a chance to know her"
02:10 <Khazaran> "If anything happens to me..bury me in my arms and armor, then tell my family in qadira"
02:19 <Mekkis> another bolt of electricity goes over Kyra
02:23 <Mekkis> reflex save?
02:34 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
02:34 <diebot> Kyra, reflex: [1d20=3] 6
02:36 <Mekkis> !throw 4d6
02:37 <diebot> Mekkis, 4d6: [4d6=6,1,3,3] 13
02:42 <Khazaran> use wand again and fix it
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02:54 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw kyra
02:54 <diebot> Kyra, clw kyra: [1d8=7] 8
03:03 <Khazaran> (does hoku have survival?)
03:11 <Khazaran> (just a question haha)
03:18 <Khazaran> (I know Im hopeless at this, so dont even think about it)
03:32 * Jerus painstakingly notes down the traps on his map too.
03:36 * Jerus pits and lightning.
03:46 <Mekkis> it's 15 hours
03:54 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
03:54 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=5] 10
03:57 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
03:58 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=15] 21
04:02 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 surival aid
04:02 <diebot> Khazaran, surival aid: [1d20=11] 10
04:18 <Mekkis> The constant, curving sides of this passage close in with every
04:18 <Mekkis> step. What was once a concealed door is broken and left ajar
04:18 <Mekkis> with a tuft of white hair caught in the latch.
04:36 <Khazaran> okay, how long has the hair been there
04:38 <Khazaran> heal check!
04:40 * Jerus yells, "Minotaur? Hellooooo?"
04:58 * Kyra checks out this hair.
05:03 <Kyra> @heal
05:04 <diebot> Kyra, Heal: [1d20=13] 24
05:14 <Mekkis> shortly after the blood was there
05:38 <Mekkis> it's 16 hours
05:47 <Khazaran> "Im getting tired"
05:49 <Jerus> "Man this place is huge."
05:56 <Jerus> "Yeah, time to stop soon."
06:19 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
06:20 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=6] 11
06:22 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
06:23 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=12] 18
06:28 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
06:28 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=8] 7
06:46 <Mekkis> You are in a twisty maze of passages, all alike.
06:57 <Mekkis> it's 17 hours
06:59 <Khazaran> 17 hrs..
07:18 <Jerus> "Alright. Lets take a break. Get some food, some sleep. Carry on. I'll take first shift."
07:31 <Khazaran> casters should take first shift
07:33 <Khazaran> prepare spells
07:36 <Khazaran> or last shift
07:37 <Khazaran> anwyay
07:38 <Khazaran> k
07:47 <Khazaran> "Ill take first shift"
08:07 <Khazaran> Ill wear armor on watch, then sleep without my armor
08:09 <Khazaran> later
08:10 <Jerus> "Hate taking middle.. help me into my armor before you knock off."
08:16 <Khazaran> "no problem"
08:20 <Kyra> yes. sleeping.
08:34 <Mekkis> Jerus and Kyra fall asleep
08:57 <Mekkis> as Khazaran is watching, an eerie mist falls all over everyone
09:04 * Khazaran sighs while recollecting the days events
09:08 <Khazaran> what is that mist?
09:10 <Khazaran> spellcraft?
10:05 <Mekkis> you all find yourselves in the middle of an abstract dreamscape
10:13 <Khazaran> I was awake?
10:15 <Khazaran> :P
10:20 <Khazaran> or did I fall asleep on watch(again..)
11:04 <Mekkis> There's a horrid mass of eyes, mouths and formless flesh staring at you from all directions, its countless maws yammering ceaselessly.
11:10 <Khazaran> what are my companions doing, are they awake in the dreamscape?
11:15 <Mekkis> they're all awake
11:16 <Khazaran> try to wake up?
11:18 <Mekkis> in armour
11:22 <Mekkis> standing there
11:22 <Khazaran> whats that damn thing
11:23 <Khazaran> anyway
11:27 <Mekkis> initiatives everyone
11:30 <Khazaran> @init
11:31 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
11:32 <Mekkis> knowledge arcana
11:41 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 knowledge arcana
11:41 <diebot> Khazaran, knowledge arcana: [1d20=18] 25
11:54 <Jerus> @init
11:54 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
11:56 <Kyra> @init
11:57 <diebot> Kyra, Initiative: [1d20=17] 17
12:12 <Khazaran> "Gibbering mouther"
12:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
12:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
13:04 <Mekkis> Khazaran, what are you doing?
13:11 <Khazaran> move northwest, flank with jerus
13:18 * Khazaran blade glows with an orange flame
13:22 <Mekkis> ok
13:30 <Khazaran> add 2 to the spellcombat roll
13:33 <Khazaran> @sc2
13:33 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=14] 20; damage: [1d6=6] 11; conc - ray of frost (DC - 15 check to suceed): [1d20=13] 26; slash: [1d20=15] 21; damage: [1d6=3] 8; ray of frost damage: [1d3=1] 1
13:39 <Khazaran> for the flank
14:29 <Mekkis> your scimitar seems somewhat ineffective, but it does some damage
14:32 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
15:03 <Khazaran> ah k
15:04 <Khazaran> autohabit
15:05 <Khazaran> lol
15:59 <Kyra> 5ft SE, cast spiritual weapon
16:09 <Khazaran> scimitar
17:45 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 spiritual weapon attack
17:45 <diebot> Kyra, spiritual weapon attack: [1d20=10] 17
18:18 <Mekkis> miss
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19:18 <Mekkis> it gibbers!
19:26 <Mekkis> make a will save!
19:29 <Jerus> @will
19:29 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=2] 2
19:30 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+2 will
19:31 <diebot> Khazaran, will: [1d20=12] 14
19:40 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+9 will save
19:41 <diebot> Kyra, will save: [1d20=14] 23
19:42 <Mekkis> Jerus, you are Confused!
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19:48 <Mekkis> ?<confused
19:57 <Mekkis> <?confused
20:12 <Mekkis> it spits at Khazaran 
20:20 <Khazaran> touch ac?
20:26 <Mekkis> Khazaran, make a fortitude save
20:31 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+6 fort
20:32 <Mekkis> it's a stream of spittle!
20:32 <diebot> Khazaran, fort: [1d20=19] 25
20:40 <Mekkis> it fails to get into your eyes
20:44 <Mekkis> it Bites
20:46 <Mekkis> Khazaran, 
20:50 <Khazaran> ow..
20:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
20:53 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
20:55 <Khazaran> miss
20:59 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
21:00 <Khazaran> 17
21:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27
21:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
21:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
21:04 <Khazaran> next one hits
21:08 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 damage
21:09 <Khazaran> next 2 hit
21:10 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d4=1,3] 4
21:10 <Khazaran> acutally
21:11 <Khazaran> ouch
21:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
21:14 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10
21:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
21:16 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
21:17 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
21:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
21:21 <Khazaran> 5th hits
21:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
21:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
21:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
21:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26
21:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
21:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
21:33 <Khazaran> 6th hits
21:41 * Khazaran is wounded from the bites
21:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7 grapple
21:43 <diebot> Mekkis, grapple: [1d20=10] 17
21:48 <Mekkis> CMD?
22:03 <Khazaran> 17
22:15 <Mekkis> it's got you in one of its mouths
22:21 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
22:26 <Mekkis> roll d100
22:34 <Jerus> !throw 1d100
22:35 <diebot> Jerus, 1d100: [1d100=23] 23
22:45 <Mekkis> Jerus acts normally
22:50 <Jerus> 5ft S, HAMMER THE EVIL THING
23:07 <Jerus> @pa
23:07 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=4] 15; damage: [1d12=1] 17
23:20 <Mekkis> <?grappled
23:21 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action
23:22 <diebot> that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the
23:22 <diebot> creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
23:37 <Mekkis> it's now Khazaran's turn
23:39 <Khazaran> sorry
23:41 <Khazaran> acutlaly cmd was 18
23:43 <Khazaran> not 17
23:44 <Khazaran> lol
23:44 <Khazaran> :P
23:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7 grapple
23:48 <diebot> Mekkis, grapple: [1d20=1] 8
23:48 <diebot> Mekkis, grapple: [1d20=2] 9
23:49 <Khazaran> I checked its 2 bab...
23:54 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7 grapple
23:55 <diebot> Mekkis, grapple: [1d20=6] 13
23:58 <Khazaran> so he didnt get to do me
24:02 <Mekkis> Khazaran is not grappled
24:09 <Mekkis> what are you doing?
24:10 <Khazaran> 12/24..
24:14 <Khazaran> offense or defense..
24:15 <Khazaran> now.
24:22 <Khazaran> im going to die anywya.. probably
24:31 <Khazaran> switch weapon to morningstar..
24:32 <Khazaran> cold iron one
25:11 <Khazaran> just grab anything that goes, and use an arcane pull point to enhance morningstar
25:17 <Khazaran> Ill roll this bit by bit..
25:30 <Khazaran> activate spellcombat..
25:43 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+5 to hit with a morningstar
25:44 <diebot> Khazaran, to hit with a morningstar: [1d20=18] 23
25:55 <Khazaran> !throw 1d8+5 damage
25:56 <diebot> Khazaran, damage: [1d8=3] 8
26:10 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+13 concentration ( to beat dc of 17 for shocking grasp)
26:10 <diebot> Khazaran, concentration ( to beat dc of 17 for shocking grasp): [1d20=5] 18
26:29 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+6 to hit touch ac melee touch
26:29 <diebot> Khazaran, to hit touch ac melee touch: [1d20=16] 22
26:35 <Khazaran> !throw 4d6 damage
26:35 <diebot> Khazaran, damage: [4d6=4,1,6,6] 17
26:36 <Mekkis> you can spell combat after drawing a weapon?
26:44 <Khazaran> move draw?
27:01 <Khazaran> end turn
27:23 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
27:37 <Kyra> spiritual weapon attacks!
27:39 <Mekkis> ok
27:41 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 spiritual weapon attack
27:41 <diebot> Kyra, spiritual weapon attack: [1d20=5] 12
27:44 <Mekkis> misds
27:44 <Kyra> badly.
27:58 <Kyra> move 2N, W, cure moderate on Khaz.
28:10 <Kyra> !throw 2d8+4
28:11 <diebot> Kyra, 2d8+4: [2d8=2,3] 9
28:18 <Kyra> done
28:23 <Mekkis> it gibbers!
28:25 <Mekkis> will saves!
28:30 <Jerus> @will
28:30 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=8] 8
28:44 <Mekkis> it spits at Khazaran 
28:52 <Mekkis> fort save!
28:56 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+6 fortitude
28:56 <diebot> Khazaran, fortitude: [1d20=3] 9
29:03 <Mekkis> Khazaran, you are blinded!
29:05 <Khazaran> k
29:18 <Mekkis> it starts eating Khazaran 
29:20 <Khazaran> Im going to take some penalties
29:26 <Mekkis> !throw 6#1d20+9
29:27 <diebot> Mekkis, 6#1d20+9: [1d20=16] 25, [1d20=6] 15, [1d20=18] 27, [1d20=16] 25, [1d20=17] 26, [1d20=13] 22
29:39 <Mekkis> Flat-footed AC?
29:43 <Khazaran> flatfooted..14
29:50 <Mekkis> !throw 6d4
29:51 <diebot> Mekkis, 6d4: [6d4=2,3,1,2,2,4] 14
30:01 <Mekkis> is Khazaran still with us?
30:01 <Khazaran> grapple?
30:04 <Khazaran> yeah
30:17 <Mekkis> !throw 6#1d20+9
30:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 6#1d20+9: [1d20=6] 15, [1d20=8] 17, [1d20=15] 24, [1d20=2] 11, [1d20=9] 18, [1d20=3] 12
30:23 <Khazaran> k one of htem gets it
30:27 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
30:32 <Mekkis> d100!
30:39 <Jerus> !throw 1d100
30:39 <diebot> Jerus, 1d100: [1d100=72] 72
30:58 <Mekkis> Jerus hits himself!
30:58 <Jerus> !throw 1d8+6 bonks himself in the head.
30:59 <diebot> Jerus, bonks himself in the head.: [1d8=4] 10
31:04 <Mekkis> BONK!
31:08 <Mekkis> it's now Khazaran's turn
31:16 <Mekkis> you're blind and grappled!
31:31 <Mekkis> <?staggered
31:32 <diebot> A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take free, swift, and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
31:34 <Khazaran> yeah. if I want to deliver a shocking grasp to him
31:36 <Khazaran> what happens?
31:45 <Khazaran> say as I escape grapple
32:35 <Khazaran> I need to make a huge concentrattion check
32:46 <Khazaran> k lets try to cmb out of grapple
32:57 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+6 try to get out
32:57 <diebot> Khazaran, try to get out: [1d20=19] 25
33:09 <Mekkis> Khazaran breaks free!
33:16 <Mekkis> move action remains
33:29 <Khazaran> move to L8 
33:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+9 AoO
33:43 <Khazaran> any AOOs?
33:43 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=14] 23
33:45 <Khazaran> hit
33:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 damage
33:46 <Khazaran> roll damage
33:47 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d4=3] 3
33:51 <Khazaran> 3 damage done
33:51 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+9 grapple
33:52 <diebot> Mekkis, grapple: [1d20=11] 20
34:04 <Khazaran> got stuck again
34:05 <Khazaran> k
34:11 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
34:29 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 spiritual weapon attack
34:29 <diebot> Kyra, spiritual weapon attack: [1d20=20] 27
34:32 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 spiritual weapon attack
34:32 <diebot> Kyra, spiritual weapon attack: [1d20=3] 10
34:33 <Mekkis> crit?
34:39 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+3
34:39 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
34:49 * Kyra clw wands at Khaz.
34:53 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
34:53 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
35:11 <Mekkis> the mouther
35:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+14 grapple
35:16 <diebot> Mekkis, grapple: [1d20=17] 31
35:20 <Khazaran> held
35:23 <Mekkis> Khaz is ENGULFED!
35:30 <Khazaran> how mcuh damage do Itake per round
35:39 <Mekkis> it spits at Jerus 
35:46 <Mekkis> make a fort save
35:50 <Jerus> @fort
35:51 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=16] 23
35:59 <Mekkis> it gibbers!
36:04 <Mekkis> will save!
36:08 <Jerus> @will
36:09 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=5] 5
36:15 <Mekkis> Khazaran, it bites you and drains your blood!
36:19 <Khazaran> how much?
36:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 damage
36:20 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d4=2] 2
36:21 <Khazaran> I dont have much left
36:26 <Mekkis> and one constitution damage!
36:32 <Khazaran> k
36:37 <Khazaran> permanent or temporary?
36:41 <Khazaran> odd
36:44 <Khazaran> 13..
36:45 <Mekkis> temporary
36:57 <Khazaran> while engulfed. can I shocking grasp the thing?
37:32 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
37:33 <Mekkis> d100
37:35 <Khazaran> you cant deliver a shocking grasp
37:37 <Jerus> !throw 1d100
37:38 <diebot> Jerus, 1d100: [1d100=5] 5
37:42 <Mekkis> act normally
37:47 <Khazaran> while inside?
38:17 <Khazaran> can you spellcombat while engulfed?
38:22 <Khazaran> sorry ahha I havent been engulfed before
38:22 <Jerus> move NW, 2N, KILL THE EVIL THING!
38:28 <Jerus> @pa
38:28 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=14] 25; damage: [1d12=9] 25
38:44 <Mekkis> the scene vanishes
38:48 <Jerus> "Khaz! You alive?"!
38:48 * Khazaran is covered with sticky slime, and in really bad state
38:56 <Khazaran> "Barely"
39:01 * Khazaran groans
39:02 <Mekkis> and you find yourself, panting on the cold stone floor
39:09 * Kyra administers healing wand action.
39:10 <Khazaran> (hp?)
39:20 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 wand at Khaz
39:20 <diebot> Kyra, wand at Khaz: [1d8=4] 5
39:24 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 wand at Khaz
39:24 <diebot> Kyra, wand at Khaz: [1d8=1] 2
39:25 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 wand at Khaz
39:25 <diebot> Kyra, wand at Khaz: [1d8=5] 6
39:33 <Khazaran> one more time
39:34 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 wand at Khaz
39:35 <diebot> Kyra, wand at Khaz: [1d8=6] 7
39:41 <Khazaran> k full
39:46 <Jerus> "What happened? Who hit me?"
39:57 <Khazaran> why what?
40:00 <Kyra> "I think well.. you did."
40:11 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 cure at Jerus
40:11 <diebot> Kyra, cure at Jerus: [1d8=1] 2
40:14 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 cure at Jerus
40:14 <diebot> Kyra, cure at Jerus: [1d8=8] 9
40:33 <Khazaran> can we get back to sleep?
40:49 <Khazaran> first shift over?
40:50 <Mekkis> you can if you WANT to!
40:56 <Khazaran> If..?
41:05 <Khazaran> but if we push on with no sleep whats the consequences
41:11 <Khazaran> fatigue?
41:13 <Mekkis> that incident happened only fifteen minutes into the watch
41:14 <Mekkis> yeah
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41:49 <Khazaran> "So what do all of you think"
41:58 <Jerus> "Huh? About?"
42:07 <Khazaran> "Dont you remember?"
42:21 <Khazaran> "Are we trying to get some sleep?"
42:30 <Khazaran> "I dont think I could spend another night of that"
42:35 <Jerus> "Might as well. We ain't gonna catch him if we can barely walk."
42:48 <Jerus> "Its dangerous in here either way."
42:48 <Khazaran> "Okay, Ill take the rest of my shift"
43:18 <Jerus> "If you see a minotaur while I'm out.. Let me know which way he went in the morning."
43:28 <Khazaran> "I was the one who nearly got eaten"
43:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
43:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
43:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
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43:59 <Mekkis> the period of rest passws without further incident
44:03 <Mekkis> what now?
44:12 * Khazaran wakes jerus up, and helps him don on his armor
44:16 * Khazaran goes to sleep with armor off
44:25 <Khazaran> ah okay
44:37 <Jerus> "So.. We're goin' that way, right?"
44:44 <Khazaran> "Yeah"
44:55 <Jerus> "Comon. Lets get on. Ain't really much better. Sure ya can't figure out them symbols or somethin'?"
45:06 <Mekkis> knowledge (dungeoneering)
45:07 <Mekkis> or arcana
45:11 * Kyra stretches, has breakfast, and gathers herself to go on.
45:18 <Jerus> !throw knowledge dungeoneering
45:21 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 arcana
45:21 <diebot> Khazaran, arcana: [1d20=4] 11
45:28 <Khazaran> urm add one for guidance before we do it
45:41 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+8 dungeoneering
45:42 <diebot> Khazaran, dungeoneering: [1d20=4] 12
45:46 <Khazaran> that one is with the +1 for guidance
45:58 <Mekkis> nope
46:00 <Mekkis> no idea
46:01 * Kyra guidances
46:07 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 knowledge dungeoneering
46:07 <diebot> Jerus, knowledge dungeoneering: [1d20=11] 17
46:12 <Mekkis> no idea
46:21 <Khazaran> "Lets go"
46:27 <Jerus> "Nope.. Still don't make sense."
46:35 * Jerus looks around for minotaur tracks.
46:53 <Jerus> "Comon, see if you spot anythin' interestin'. What do minotaur smell like anyway?"
47:02 <Mekkis> survivals!@
47:02 <Khazaran> "Do I look like I smell minotaurs?
47:04 * Kyra sighs, looking around.
47:09 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
47:09 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=8] 7
47:11 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
47:11 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=1] 6
47:17 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
47:18 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=4] 10
47:34 <Jerus> "So.. Anyone know a good walkin' around lost song?"
47:42 <Khazaran> "Theres never anything good to be lost about"
47:49 <Jerus> "Cause we're doin' a good bit of walkin' around lost."
47:56 <Mekkis> An arc of lightning jumps over Khaz
48:00 <Khazaran> k
48:00 <Mekkis> make a reflex save, Khaz
48:01 <Khazaran> reflex?
48:14 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
48:14 <diebot> Khazaran, reflex: [1d20=16] 20
48:20 <Jerus> "Well, theres plenty of songs that're sad. Whats that one about some fella named Danny? And pipes and such? Real sad like, I think."
48:21 <Mekkis> you manage to avoid most of it
48:25 <Mekkis> !throw 4d6
48:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 4d6: [4d6=2,1,5,3] 11
48:28 <Mekkis> take 5 damage
48:32 <Khazaran> k
48:36 <Mekkis> what now?
48:40 <Khazaran> "Kyra? I got alittle nicked"
48:44 <Khazaran> continue like we have done before
49:11 <Kyra> "Too bad we're looking for a minotaur and not traps. We find alot more of one than the other."
49:15 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5 survival aid
49:15 <Mekkis> ok
49:16 <diebot> Kyra, survival aid: [1d20=3] 8
49:18 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 survival
49:18 <diebot> Jerus, survival: [1d20=5] 11
49:22 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20-1 survival aid
49:22 <diebot> Khazaran, survival aid: [1d20=5] 4
49:32 <Mekkis> after stumbling for another hour
49:54 <Mekkis> a giant, bronze door appears in the passageway ahead.
50:09 <Khazaran> "Kyra, Im slightly wounded, can you heal me?"
50:10 * Jerus drops his hammer for a moment in surprise.
50:21 <Jerus> "Well I'll be. Look, its somethin' different!"
50:27 * Jerus picks it back up before something bad happens.
50:34 <Khazaran> "Did you mark the place with chalk?"
50:44 * Kyra sighs, popping out Prissa's wand and poking Khaz with it.
50:48 <Khazaran> k
51:04 <Khazaran> !throw 1d8+1 heal
51:05 <diebot> Khazaran, heal: [1d8=5] 6
51:09 <Khazaran> k anwyay I helped her roll it
51:09 <Kyra> "I was busy looking for purple elephants and minotaurs and the answer to life the universe and everything."
51:36 * Jerus tries to add this to his map, pretty sure now that his map really doesn't make much sense.
51:38 <Khazaran> "How do all of you get to be so cheerful"
51:44 <Khazaran> "Seriously"
51:48 <Jerus> "Faking it."
51:56 <Jerus> "Lets go check out these doors."
51:59 <Khazaran> "That makes me feel so much better"
52:02 <Khazaran> k
52:28 * Khazaran stands back a bit
52:28 <Jerus> @perc
52:29 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=16] 21
52:31 <Khazaran> @see
52:32 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=9] 7
52:34 <Kyra> @perc
52:34 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=20] 24
52:36 <Mekkis> you hear rushing water
52:42 <Mekkis> from above
52:55 <Khazaran> "I dont know if opening the door would be a good idea"
52:57 <Khazaran> "Water?"
53:02 <Jerus> "Ya think it might flood on us if we open it?"
53:03 <Khazaran> "Anyone cares to go swimming?"
53:15 <Jerus> "Well.. I think the water has a few places elsewhere to go."
53:22 * Jerus gestures vaguely behind him.
53:22 <Khazaran> "Like right onto us?
53:30 <Khazaran> "Sweeping us all along with it?"
53:34 <Jerus> anything we could tie a rope to first?
53:41 <Jerus> Door handles? Hinges?
53:44 <Khazaran> "I do have precious cargo in my backpack I dont want wet"
54:00 <Mekkis> nope
54:04 <Mekkis> the door opens inwards
54:35 <Jerus> "Well. If its got water on the other side, I reckon I couldn't open it anyway, so..."
54:38 * Jerus gives it a shove.
54:41 * Khazaran sighs
54:56 <Mekkis> it opens
55:43 <Khazaran> Im Blue M
55:46 <Jerus> "Hey Khaz, you haven't seen any minotaurs while I was doin' somethin' else?"
56:00 <Khazaran> "I barely managed to keep myself from being eaten"
56:03 <Khazaran> "See what?"
56:32 <Mekkis> This chamber is lined with symbols like those near the
56:32 <Mekkis> entryway. There are obvious signs of a recent struggle,
56:32 <Mekkis> including blood and the corpse of a morlock. Drag marks
56:32 <Mekkis> slide through a pool of blood formed around the head of the
56:32 <Mekkis> morlock, indicating a large creature was pulled through the
56:32 <Mekkis> sealed door on the east side of the room. The door in the east
56:32 <Mekkis> wall is intricately formed from bronze. Four interconnected,
56:36 <Khazaran> Ill be next to jerus
56:40 <Khazaran> anyway
56:41 <Mekkis> circular windows reveal a confusing series of cogs and
56:41 <Mekkis> sprockets within. Levers, dials, and knobs protrude from the
56:41 <Mekkis> frames surrounding the window, but nothing appears to be
56:41 <Mekkis> an obvious latch.
57:03 <Khazaran> @see
57:04 <diebot> Khazaran, perception: [1d20=15] 13
57:07 <Jerus> @perc
57:08 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=2] 7
57:12 <Kyra> @perc
57:13 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=6] 10
57:27 * Jerus looks UP!
57:33 <Mekkis> perception
57:37 <Jerus> @perc
57:37 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=5] 10
57:42 <Khazaran> how about the symbols on the floor
57:58 <Mekkis> You clearly see five grates in the ceiling. They're covered over.
58:15 <Khazaran> did we pick up some potions earlier?
58:19 <Khazaran> or was it scroll
58:25 <Khazaran> oh wait wand
58:44 <matt> 2 charges
58:51 <Khazaran> sorry bout it
58:51 <Khazaran> hehe
58:52 * Jerus copies some of these symbols onto his collection of mapwork for this place, in all the numbered pages.
58:57 <Khazaran> anwyay I just nearly got eaten..
59:06 <Khazaran> yeah thanks..
59:08 <Khazaran> (lol)
59:11 <matt> I was watching
59:15 <Khazaran> yeah I know
59:17 <matt> Scary
59:35 <Khazaran> how about casting underwater
59:44 <Khazaran> can give kyra the wand of water breathing?
59:53 <Khazaran> ah k
59:58 <Khazaran> must as well wait till we get wet
00:05 <Khazaran> magus can too..
00:16 <Khazaran> but anwyay I need to make caster level check
00:30 * Kyra uses the water breathing wand on us all, to give us 3 hours each.
00:33 <Khazaran> ah k
01:14 <Jerus> investigate the big shiny door!
02:06 <Khazaran> I follow
03:01 <Jerus> "So. We ain't goin' nowhere.."
03:01 <Mekkis> The door groans followed by a series of metallic clicks before
03:01 <Mekkis> the great circular plates on its face spin and rearrange at
03:01 <Mekkis> random. Levers spin and knobs turn, protrude, or retract,
03:01 <Mekkis> creating a rearranged mess of clockwork oddities. With a
03:07 <Mekkis> metallic creak, the bronze door in the west wall slams shut
03:07 <Mekkis> and bolts with an definitive clang. A few moments of ominous
03:07 <Mekkis> silence hang in the air briefly before a rushing, gurgling mass
03:07 <Mekkis> of water starts pouring in through several five-foot-wide
03:07 <Mekkis> chutes in the ceiling.
03:20 <Khazaran> try to open the other door
03:39 <Khazaran> do it then
03:46 <Khazaran> can we do guidance?
03:50 <Khazaran> or not at all
03:57 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3 int check
03:58 <diebot> Khazaran, int check: [1d20=1] 4
04:05 <Khazaran> "Jerus, try it"
04:08 <Mekkis> nothing happens, and the door rearranges
04:23 * Jerus shrugs, picking a knob.
04:27 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+1 int
04:27 <diebot> Jerus, int: [1d20=2] 3
04:33 <Mekkis> nothing really happens
04:43 <Khazaran> take 10?
04:59 <Khazaran> can we get out of hte place then?
05:09 <Mekkis> there's a fair amount of water in the room now
05:31 <Khazaran> can we bash the door open?
05:49 <Mekkis> you could TRY
05:57 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3 int
05:57 <diebot> Khazaran, int: [1d20=17] 20
06:15 <Mekkis> with a click, one of the chutes above closes
06:20 <Khazaran> still 4 more?
06:23 <Mekkis> yep
06:46 <Kyra> "You guys are doing it wrong, look!"
06:57 * Kyra steps up to give the door a shot. Or swims up rather.
07:05 <Kyra> !throw 1d20 intelligence
07:05 <diebot> Kyra, intelligence: [1d20=18] 18
07:16 <Mekkis> with a clang
07:20 <Mekkis> the chute opens again
07:29 <Mekkis> the water's now deep enough to require swim checks
07:30 <Khazaran> jerus?
08:01 <Khazaran> I keep trying on the knobs?
08:03 <Jerus> "So if we don't get it right, it re-opens?"
08:10 <Jerus> "I'll try it, since it can't hurt now.
08:22 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+1 int, please. hopefully. maybe.
08:23 <diebot> Jerus, int, please. hopefully. maybe.: [1d20=14] 15
08:40 <Mekkis> nothing happens
08:49 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3 int
08:49 <diebot> Khazaran, int: [1d20=14] 17
08:59 <Mekkis> A chute closes!
09:00 <Jerus> "Maybe we should leave Khaz to it."
09:05 <Khazaran> so I keep doing it?
09:12 <Mekkis> you can keep trying
09:15 <Khazaran> !throw 10# 1d20+3
09:25 <Mekkis> no spaces!
09:25 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3
09:26 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
09:35 <Mekkis> a chute closes
09:35 <Khazaran> !throw 10#1d20+3
09:35 <diebot> Khazaran, 10#1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9, [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=6] 9, [1d20=14] 17, [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=5] 8, [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=10] 13
10:52 <Mekkis> one chute opens, the other chute opens, nothing happens, one chute opens, it then closes, nothing happens, then one closes, then another closes, then both of them open.
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10:57 <Mekkis> the room is now full of water.
11:15 <Khazaran> "Can we swim out of here?"
11:17 <Mekkis> nope
11:20 <Khazaran> !throw 10#1d20+3
11:20 <diebot> Khazaran, 10#1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20, [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=1] 4, [1d20=12] 15, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=5] 8, [1d20=6] 9, [1d20=2] 5
11:34 <Khazaran> yeah
11:40 <Khazaran> but Imt not rolling so many haha
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13:34 <Mekkis> one chute closes, then a second chute closes, then a third one closes, then the first one opens, then it closes, then the fourth one closes, then the fifth one opens, and the water starts to drain, as the mechanism freezes in place.
13:47 <Khazaran> "God.."
13:56 <Mekkis> twelve seconds later, the room is empty of water, as you stand there dripping
14:04 <Khazaran> the door is closed?
14:11 <Mekkis> you hear a *clack* as the door unlocks
14:30 <Khazaran> urm acutally khaz is..
14:31 <Khazaran> lol
14:35 <Khazaran> no moneys to make spare
14:45 <Mekkis> what a /pity/
14:50 <Khazaran> how about all the scrolls
14:51 <Khazaran> lolz
14:59 <Mekkis> no waterproof bag?
15:01 <Mekkis> oops
15:10 <Khazaran> even with it wouldnt last that long
15:11 <Khazaran> hehe
15:12 <Khazaran> its okay
15:39 <Jerus> "So. Now that we got our bath.."
15:50 <Khazaran> "I TOLD YOU I HAD PRECIOUS CARGO IN MY BAG!"
16:05 <Jerus> "What else were we gonna do?"
16:08 <Khazaran> This leather sack sealed with tar or pitch keeps delicate items from being ruined by water. Items kept inside remain relatively dry, making the bag ideal for carrying maps, scrolls, spellbooks, and the like, although the bag is not impervious and can only be completely immersed for 10 rounds before enough water seeps in to ruin such items.
16:10 <Khazaran> anwyay so.
16:26 <Khazaran> break for lunch?
16:29 <Mekkis> yep
16:29 <Khazaran> if so Im going to get munch
16:31 <Mekkis> 20 minutes
17:22 <Khazaran> k going off for lunch
17:56 <Steven> so hows it going?  having fun?
18:50 <Khazaran> I think the traps did more damage ot us then the mosnters did
18:53 <Khazaran> killed one of us too
19:01 <Steven> ouchies...
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44:10 <Khazaran> back
48:18 <Khazaran> so am I
48:18 <Mekkis> back
48:23 <Khazaran> find hydra
51:25 <Khazaran> I canne speak on skype
51:29 <Khazaran> Im listening to claymore
54:21 <Khazaran> go find hydra darnit
55:23 <Khazaran> arrgggh
55:29 <Khazaran> wheres hydra when youre lookin for him
00:13 <Khazaran> grrrrrrr
00:16 * Khazaran growls and bites jerus
00:31 <Avatar> yeah not good form hydrazine
00:51 <Khazaran> I wonder if you can call his number by landline
01:05 <Mekkis> if I had his number, I would
01:14 <Khazaran> cant we use skype?
01:47 <Khazaran> cancel old call and recall?
03:22 <matt> I don't have his number either.  What happens if he doesn't. Come back
03:28 <Khazaran> hes reliable
03:29 <Khazaran> very
03:34 <Khazaran> i just hope he didnt pass out that nuuuuubbb :P
03:47 <Khazaran> should have kept him talking shop instead of going for lunch :P
03:52 <Khazaran> but hey lemurs get hungry too
04:37 <matt> Maybe o(
04:49 <matt> Maybe zzzz. Like me
04:58 <Khazaran> hes usually awake at this time grr
05:02 <Khazaran> next time I swear Im getting his number
05:06 <Khazaran> urm..
07:20 <Khazaran> Ill exit on main conference call
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07:21 <Khazaran> and try to call him
07:26 <Mekkis> I just did
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07:50 <Khazaran> tahts the best we can do
07:51 <Khazaran> just wait
08:44 <Khazaran> I got the call through
08:45 <Khazaran> but I cant talk
09:36 <Khazaran> kk
09:37 <Khazaran> got him
09:40 * Khazaran grabs a hydra
10:47 <Khazaran> so were were opening hte door
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10:50 <Mekkis> you open the door.
11:10 <Khazaran> ca went black
11:15 <Khazaran> (Anwyay I remember this place)
11:25 <Khazaran> k its right up
11:26 <Khazaran> dont worry
12:02 <Mekkis> Once-cheerful mosaics of smiling children and adults running
12:02 <Mekkis> through the streets of Absalom line the walls, but age and
12:02 <Mekkis> water damage smear the faces enough to make it seem as
12:02 <Mekkis> though they weep. Sturdy work benches and bookshelves
12:02 <Mekkis> line the walls. An intricate mess of bronze chains, plates,
12:02 <Mekkis> pendulums, and gears that form a sort of astrolabe dangle
12:02 <Mekkis> high above the room. Catwalks spin out from the walls in
12:02 <Mekkis> three places, curving on a horizontal plane and meeting in an
12:02 <Mekkis> open circle in the middle of the room. Between the catwalk
12:02 <Mekkis> circle dangles the body of a desiccated elf, ragged and dusty
12:19 <Mekkis> scraps of clothing barely covering his thin, bony body. He
12:19 <Mekkis> seems to be dangled in a maze of chains connected to the
12:19 <Mekkis> massive astrolabe above and the chains clank silently as he
12:19 <Mekkis> lolls his head from side to side.
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12:46 <Jerus> "Look! We found him!"
12:47 <Mekkis> You can just make out a minotaur in the bed to the north.
13:09 <Mekkis> The desiccated elf’s head lolls to the side again and his eyes
13:09 <Mekkis> flutter open. He stiffens and tugs at his tethers, screaming
13:09 <Mekkis> with rage. “You! You ungrateful, short-lived insects! I was
13:09 <Mekkis> betrayed and dragged on this altar of pride! Mortality is all
13:09 <Mekkis> you crawling beasts deserve!”
13:15 <Khazaran> @init
13:15 <diebot> Khazaran, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
13:16 <Jerus> @init
13:17 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
13:21 <Kyra> @init
13:21 <diebot> Kyra, Initiative: [1d20=11] 11
13:22 <Khazaran> how high is the elf from the ground?
13:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
13:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
13:52 <Mekkis> Khazaran, your turn.
14:03 <Khazaran> move to him and 2 hand him with a scimitar
14:21 <Khazaran> wheres the catwalk
14:29 <Khazaran> did you say 20 ft up..?
14:39 <Khazaran> (whats your enlarge reach again..jerus?)
15:17 <Khazaran> swift action (from wrist sheathe) pull out scroll of enlarge person, standard action cast it on jerus and move aciton move towards the elf
15:31 <Khazaran> or I can move first, then use swift and standard action
15:34 <Khazaran> that works too
15:41 <Khazaran> move towards the catwalk
16:10 <Khazaran> okay mek?
16:28 <Khazaran> from scroll though
16:29 <Khazaran> hrms
16:34 <Khazaran> if tis ful round Ill stay where I am
16:36 <Khazaran> and do it
16:37 <Mekkis> ok
16:43 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra;s turn
17:11 <Khazaran> "Jerus - Move in and split up, that way we arent that easy to target"
17:22 * Kyra blesses the party!
17:27 <Mekkis> ok
17:32 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
17:33 * Kyra moves in and to the south.
17:44 <Khazaran> thats wrong character btw
17:50 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turn
17:51 <Khazaran> you want kyra there not khaz
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18:10 <Khazaran> "Stay within 25 ft!"
18:24 * Jerus moves 3 E, drawing his hammer on the way.
18:38 <Mekkis> ok
18:40 <Jerus> "Hey, Minotaur! Can you hear us? Can you help?!"
18:58 <Mekkis> the elf casts
19:06 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
19:07 <diebot> Khazaran, spellcraft: [1d20=3] 10
19:15 <Mekkis> slow
19:20 <Khazaran> k
19:20 <Mekkis> make will saves
19:27 <Jerus> @will
19:28 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=16] 16
19:36 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+9 will save
19:36 <diebot> Kyra, will save: [1d20=12] 21
19:46 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+3 will
19:46 <diebot> Khazaran, will: [1d20=2] 5
19:52 <Mekkis> Khazaran is /slowed/
20:01 <Mekkis> Jerus, and Kyra make their saves
20:26 <Mekkis> (-1 AC -1 reflex saves, move OR standard each round)
21:20 <Mekkis> One of the device's massive pendulums swings down at Jerus 
21:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6
21:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
21:33 <Mekkis> Touch AC?
21:38 <Mekkis> !throw 2d8 damage
21:40 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d8=2,7] 9
21:45 <Mekkis> it's now Khazaran's turn
22:11 <Khazaran> move 3 east drawing longbow at the same time
22:26 <Mekkis> ok
22:29 <Khazaran> end turn
22:30 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
23:52 * Kyra casts spiritual weapon on this floating guy, moving to get onto the catwalk to the south.
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24:10 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 floating weapon attacks!
24:10 <diebot> Kyra, floating weapon attacks!: [1d20=3] 10
24:14 <Kyra> badly.
24:19 <Mekkis> miss
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24:32 <Mekkis> it's now Jerus' turh
25:12 <Jerus> move the 10ft in closer, great big hammer SWING at this guy.
25:27 <Mekkis> ok
25:31 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+11 attack
25:32 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=15] 26
25:34 <Mekkis> hits
25:41 <Jerus> !throw 3d6+17 damage
25:41 <diebot> Jerus, damage: [3d6=6,6,5] 34
25:52 <Mekkis> he is NOT happy
26:10 <Mekkis> he attempts to defensively cast a spell
26:14 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
26:15 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
26:18 <Mekkis> but fails
26:19 <Khazaran> please...
26:23 <Khazaran> khaz does it better
26:29 <Mekkis> (hideous laughter)
26:32 <Khazaran> lolz
26:35 <Khazaran> that would suck
26:41 <Khazaran> btw do I get shoot into melee
26:44 <Mekkis> a chain swings down at Jerus
26:46 <Khazaran> penalties for shooting at him?
27:14 <Mekkis> Jerus, make a reflex save
27:19 <Jerus> @ref
27:19 <diebot> Jerus, reflex save: [1d20=20] 23
27:31 <Mekkis> but misses you
27:35 <Mekkis> it's now Khazaran's turn
28:09 <Khazaran> move to V 14
28:11 <Khazaran> end turn
28:28 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
28:54 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 spiritual weapon!
28:54 <diebot> Kyra, spiritual weapon!: [1d20=16] 23
29:06 <Mekkis> hits
29:11 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+3 damage
29:11 <diebot> Kyra, damage: [1d8=5] 8
29:32 * Jerus looks at it for a bit, just to make sure.
29:43 <Mekkis> it's a pile of dust
29:58 * Khazaran full round action to put another scroll of enlarge person into wrist sheathe
30:02 * Kyra gets down off the catwalk and goes to check the minotaur.
30:02 <Mekkis> ok
30:10 <Kyra> "Hello? You alright?"
30:16 <Mekkis> the minotaur is unconscious, but stable
30:22 * Khazaran follows kyra to the minotaur also
30:31 <Kyra> "I think hes just sleeping."
30:43 <Khazaran> "He looks pretty bad"
30:47 <Jerus> "Any hourglass around?"
30:52 <Mekkis> yes
31:00 <Khazaran> see?
31:10 <Mekkis> detect magic anyone?
31:14 <Khazaran> Ill do it
31:17 <Khazaran> detect magic sweep
31:24 <Mekkis> make a will save
31:31 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+2 will
31:31 * Kyra throws a clw wand charge at the minotaur first.
31:32 <diebot> Khazaran, will: [1d20=20] 22
31:37 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw minotaur
31:38 <diebot> Kyra, clw minotaur: [1d8=2] 3
31:53 <Mekkis> you are almost knocked out by the massive energy emanating from the hourglass
32:05 <Khazaran> "Urgh what was that"
32:15 <Khazaran> where did I spot the hourglass
32:33 * Khazaran snags the hourglass
32:34 <Khazaran> haha
32:38 <Khazaran> itchy fingers lol
32:45 <Khazaran> identify all
32:45 * Jerus goes to take a look at it too, the hourglass.
32:48 <Mekkis> you can also make out two wands, a potion, and a set of goggles
32:55 <Khazaran> lookat wands..
33:01 <Mekkis> wand of magic missile (CL 3rd)
33:03 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 wand 1
33:03 <diebot> Khazaran, wand 1: [1d20=12] 19
33:05 <Khazaran> lol
33:08 <Mekkis> wand of daze 
33:13 <Khazaran> k
33:15 <Mekkis> goggles of minute seeing
33:17 <Khazaran> do I roll for potions as well?
33:20 <Khazaran> ah k
33:21 <Mekkis> potion of
33:22 <Khazaran> lol
33:22 <Khazaran> k
33:24 <Mekkis> haste
33:26 <Khazaran> so wake him up and end it
33:26 <Jerus> "Thnk you could get some sand out of it? I'd do it myself if I felt my big hands could manage it."
33:34 <Khazaran> "Urm okay..."
33:46 <Jerus> "Oh. Mornin'."
33:48 <Mekkis> THe minotaur wakes up...
33:51 <Khazaran> "We're here to ship you back to your buddy dreng"
33:56 <Mekkis> "What happened... Where am I?"
34:01 <Khazaran> "Id like to ask you what happened anyway"
34:04 <Mekkis> "Dreng? He's my buddy?"
34:08 <Jerus> "Well, there was that maze, and that old elf.."
34:14 <Khazaran> "He sent us to look for you"
34:21 <Mekkis> I remember being snagged by morlochs, and dragged around
34:41 * Khazaran passes hour glass on it, try not to bring down the whole celling on us this time. Wet is bad enough
34:43 <Mekkis> when I came to, I killed one, but was then overpowered again
34:48 <Jerus> "Pretty terrible maze, I would say. Looks like you got roughed up pretty good. Yeah, Dreng sent us on down to find ya."
34:59 <Mekkis> "Don't know Dreng."
35:17 <Khazaran> "Well we're just here to get you out of this place"
35:23 <Khazaran> "Anyway.."
35:27 <Mekkis> "Sure..."
35:33 <Khazaran> "Lets go"
35:34 <Mekkis> "Need some help... solving a maze?"
35:35 <Jerus> "Sand, Khaz?"
35:40 <Khazaran> "Lots."
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35:45 * Khazaran passes the hourglass to Jerus
35:56 <Khazaran> "Try not to get sand coming down the celling this time"
35:59 <Jerus> "I'd sure hope it doesn't take as long trying to get out as it did in.
36:05 <Mekkis> (FYI, it's a disable device to remove sand from the hourglass)
36:11 <Khazaran> ah
36:12 <Mekkis> "How long did it take you?
36:13 <Khazaran> can we take 20?
36:20 <Mekkis> ummm... are you trained in it?
36:22 <Khazaran> "Long enough, and cost us one of our companions"
36:24 <Khazaran> no
36:26 <Khazaran> dex haha
36:27 <Mekkis> then no
36:29 <Jerus> "Uh. Two days?"
36:30 <Khazaran> lets go bring it on..
36:33 <Mekkis> it's trained only, right?
36:36 <Khazaran> guidance?
36:39 <Khazaran> not sure
36:44 <Mekkis> it is
36:55 <Khazaran> ah 
36:58 <Khazaran> shrug :P
37:23 <Khazaran> oh man
37:24 <Jerus> "Nah, I dunno.. Don't think I want to mess with it too much."
37:33 <Jerus> "Lets get on out."
37:34 <Khazaran> "You owe me a new spellbook"
37:49 <Mekkis> Nuar Spiritskin leads you out of the maze in half an hour...
37:57 * Khazaran is disgruntled
38:14 <Mekkis> and Grandmaster Torch considers his favour repaid.
38:16 <Khazaran> "Next time I go maze hunting, I know who to call"
38:17 <Jerus> "Do I? Hows that?"
38:19 <Mekkis> at least for now.
38:31 <Khazaran> "You had to get us all wet"
38:45 <Khazaran> not really
39:14 <Khazaran> !throw 1d20+7 craft
39:15 <diebot> Khazaran, craft: [1d20=2] 9
39:18 <Jerus> !dayjob 3
39:19 <diebot> Jerus, Roll: 13 5gp
39:25 <Mekkis>   You Rescued the Minotaur Prince: You rescued Nuar Spiritskin, the Minotaur Prince of
39:25 <Mekkis> Absalom and he is quite grateful that you have done so. Though he is absolutely unclear how
39:25 <Mekkis> he got into the Tangle in the first place, he pays this no mind and spreads the tale of your
39:25 <Mekkis> daring-do to his many contacts throughout the city. You gain a permanent +1 circumstance
39:25 <Mekkis> bonus to any Intelligence or Charisma-based checks made while in Absalom.
39:35 <Khazaran> coolz
39:49 <Khazaran> (it was the traps that acutally got us..nothing else)
39:50 <Khazaran> sigh.
40:53 <Khazaran> (how to fk up heh)
41:21 <Khazaran> it seemed easy enough
41:49 <Khazaran> what would the damage of scythe trap be
41:50 <Khazaran> at 1?
42:00 <Khazaran> I mean yeah regrets..
42:14 <Khazaran> oh
42:18 <Khazaran> then yes its my fault
42:29 <Mekkis> D20 Result encounter                              CR
42:29 <Mekkis>     1–5    1 camouflaged pit trap                  3
42:29 <Mekkis>                (Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook 420)
42:29 <Mekkis>    6–10    1 electricity arc trap                  4
42:29 <Mekkis>   11–14    1 wall scythe trap                      4
42:29 <Mekkis>   15–18    2 morlocks*                             4
42:29 <Mekkis>                (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 209)
42:29 <Mekkis>   19–20    2 morlocks and 2 feral mining beetles*  5
42:29 <Mekkis>                (area 1A) (see pages 5–6)
42:41 <Khazaran> I see
42:42 <Mekkis> D20 Result encounter                             CR
42:42 <Mekkis>     1–5    1 arrow trap                           1
42:42 <Mekkis>               (Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook 420)
42:42 <Mekkis>    6–10    1 pit trap                             1
42:42 <Mekkis>    11–13   2 feral mining beetles*                1
42:42 <Mekkis>               (area 1A) (see pages 5–6)
42:42 <Mekkis>   14–18    1 spiked pit trap                      2
42:42 <Mekkis>   19–20    1 morlock*                             2
42:42 <Mekkis>               (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 209)
43:05 <Khazaran> and Id be totally useless for this
44:10 <Khazaran> yep
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44:13 <Khazaran> yes
44:15 <Khazaran> :(
44:18 <Khazaran> would have killed any of us
44:20 <Khazaran> except jerus
44:31 <Khazaran> he has 40 hp...
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44:45 <Khazaran> but yes we would fix him
44:55 <Khazaran> what the heck is that
45:41 <Khazaran> thanks
45:42 <Khazaran> taht was fun
45:44 <Khazaran> Ill get it for mort
47:11 <Khazaran> you might be level 5..
47:18 <Khazaran> anyway I thought it was quite funny
47:24 <Khazaran> the way we dealt with the elf :P
48:41 <Khazaran> tomrorow maybe
48:49 <Khazaran> WOW
48:51 <Khazaran> thats sweet
48:54 <Khazaran> my god urm
48:57 <Khazaran> I can keen my blade :D
49:00 <Khazaran> lolz
49:17 <Khazaran> but I need to get a new spellbook?
49:24 <Khazaran> screw spells. Im not much of a mage
50:01 <Khazaran> hehe
50:11 <Khazaran> I dayjobbed..
50:14 <Khazaran> HEYYYY
50:16 <Khazaran> NOOO
50:19 <Khazaran> I DIDNT EVEN USE ANY
50:32 <Khazaran> yeah
50:35 <Khazaran> damn funny
51:49 <Khazaran> I called upon him urm..
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51:55 <Khazaran> 4 or so only
52:05 <Khazaran> 5 times. 1 time was necessary
52:17 <Khazaran> hahaha
52:22 <Khazaran> your soul isnt worht it
52:25 <Khazaran> its been sold too many times
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52:53 <Khazaran> +1 weapon time..
52:55 <Khazaran> ohh
53:00 <Khazaran> I will now crit at the drop of a fking hat
54:00 <Khazaran> thanks
54:05 <Khazaran> that was fun fun fun!
54:10 <Mekkis> don't get a keen weapon!
54:19 <Khazaran> why?
54:26 <Khazaran> who cares
54:28 <Khazaran> Im going to get one
54:30 <Khazaran> its FREE!!!
54:38 <Khazaran> first step - enchant weapon/
54:42 <Khazaran> 2nd step KEEEN!
55:54 <Khazaran> thanks for eveyrthing
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56:09 <Avatar> are you guys finished
56:35 <Khazaran> yeah
56:38 Khazaran is now known as Mort-
56:40 * Mort- wags tail
56:47 * Avatar removes voice from Jerus Kyra Mort-
56:48 <Mort-> I still have a spellbook..to replace
56:59 <Avatar> you lost your spellbook?
57:03 <Mort-> urm it got wet :D
57:06 <Mort-> hehe
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57:15 <Avatar> was it in a waterproof container
57:18 <Mort-> no
57:23 <Mort-> becuase waterproof bags only work 10 rounds
57:26 <Mort-> not that I had one anyway..
57:38 <Avatar> how long were you underwater
57:51 <Jerus> About 20.
57:53 <Jerus> I think.
57:56 <Jerus> Maybe 25.
58:18 <Mort-> yeah
58:28 <Mort-> so I dont think it would have worked anyway. thats why I dont buy bags like those
58:36 <Mort-> if youre stuck underwater you're fked heh
58:47 <Avatar> where does it say it lasts 10 rounds
59:16 <Avatar> in waterproof bag
59:45 <Mort-> Bag, waterproof
59:45 <Mort-> Source Adventurer's Armory
59:45 <Mort-> This leather sack sealed with tar or pitch keeps delicate items from being ruined by water. Items kept inside remain relatively dry, making the bag ideal for carrying maps, scrolls, spellbooks, and the like, although the bag is not impervious and can only be completely immersed for 10 rounds before enough water seeps in to ruin such items.
59:54 <Mort-> Id still be fked
01:04 <Avatar> I already read the backpack's "water resistant" as being water resistant for its contents
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01:18 <Mort-> well well talk to mekkis about it
01:22 <Mort-> luckily it isnt mort
01:31 <Mort-> anwyay khaz doesnt really need spell variety
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01:49 <Avatar> it wasn't my spellbook that got ruined :P
01:51 <Mort-> its like shield, colourspray, shocking grasp
02:01 <Mort-> I need to figure out how many cantrips I get missing
02:36 <Mort-> time for excel
03:30 <Jerus> On the bright side you'd get whatever spells you had prepared that day cheap.
03:42 <Mort-> yeah which is the important stuff
03:43 <Mort-> :D
03:45 <Mort-> hahha
03:51 <Mort-> I thought the final enlarge part was fking funny
03:56 <Mort-> 20 ft in the air hmm? :P
04:04 <Mort-> I was about ot enlarge myself acutally too, though probalby it would be use bow
05:06 <Jerus> no point then.
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05:16 <Mort-> I bring along a bow heh
06:06 <Mort-> do I want that wand of magic missiles?
06:10 <Mort-> probably the only time I can get it
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06:18 <Mort-> but damnit why do you use those except to interupt other casters
06:22 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
06:32 <Hydrazine> Howdy Matt.
06:38 <Mort-> he isnt hter
06:39 <Mort-> I thik hes sleeping
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18:40 <Hydrazine> I think you might thoroughly enjoy House of Leaves, Mekkis.
19:03 <Mekkis> who is the author?
19:03 <Hydrazine> I actually read it twice and yet I'm not sure if I actually enjoyed the book. But it is damn intruiging.
19:16 <Hydrazine> Mark Z. Danielewski.
19:35 <Mort-> xcuse me, still looking at spellbooks
19:39 <Hydrazine> Oh, if you do start reading it, you have to find yourself the music to match.
19:49 <Mekkis> suggestions?
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19:56 <Hydrazine> Rather precise ones.
20:06 <Hydrazine> Artist Poe, album Haunted.
20:14 <Hydrazine> Its the author's sister. Its relevant.
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23:07 <Mort-> btw mekkis
23:08 <Hydrazine> If a robot is doing the robot, is it doing the robot, or just dancing?
23:17 <Mort-> if I want the wand can I buy it next time?
23:21 <Mort-> or must I buy it at this scenario end
23:31 <Mekkis> you can buy it whenever
23:46 <Mort-> ah I dont have it on pirorities list atm
23:50 <Mort-> can you buy more then one?
23:51 <Mort-> or only 1
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02:50 <Mort-> DUDE
02:54 * Mort- bites novel
03:26 <Novel> yo
03:36 <Novel> why the biting? :(
05:31 <Mort-> you missed out the whole thing
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05:35 <Mort-> didnt peopel tell you about the time?
05:58 <Novel> -.-
06:10 <Novel> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
06:16 <Mort-> you went to bed about 1 h
06:20 <Mort-> before the scenario started
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06:23 <Novel> I GOT AN EMAIL SAYING IT WAS 10:30 OIVER HERE!
06:26 <Mort-> and we had to play a different scenario
06:33 <Novel> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????????????????????
06:33 <Mort-> ballig warned you about the TIMEZONE
06:39 <Mort-> if I had known you were playing
06:44 <Mort-> I would have POKED YOU when I found you
06:48 <Mort-> but no I didnt
06:50 <Mort-> so we just finished
06:55 <Novel> THE EMAIL SAID THE TIME WAS ADJUSTED TO MY TIMEXZONE!
07:02 <Novel> DAMN IT!
07:07 <Novel> DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
07:14 <Novel> AKJBFDJKSFAJHSDKJDSWSN,FKLKSND KJDSKSKBJDKJKJDSBJDSFSKDVSDGBJKSDBJKJS
07:18 <Mort-> ..
07:23 <Novel> ....sigh.
07:29 <Mort-> go and find ballig
07:43 <Ballig> it's only adjusted to your timezone if you have /set it on the website/
07:45 <Ballig> I told you about that
07:50 <Ballig> and said you should go and change your timezone
08:29 * Mort- feels different in her khaz boots..mmph
08:34 <Mort-> very different from mort
08:37 <Novel> i thought i had! damn it.
09:32 <Mort-> magus flurry is fun..:P
09:47 <Mort-> but glass cannon nature of the whole thing doesnt..heheh add..to the..
09:58 <Novel> well, at least you had fun.
10:02 <Novel> :(
10:16 <Mort-> we also got to carry one of our companion's bodies out
10:19 <Mort-> bear that in mind
10:25 <Mort-> wasnt anything we could've done..
10:30 <Novel> right! I've changed it and save it
10:44 <Mort-> no
10:45 <Novel> i knw
10:49 <Mort-> there was nothing anyone could have done
10:55 <Mort-> well if you played maybe we woudlnt have tiered up
11:00 <Mort-> and maybe there might be a differnt end result
11:12 <Novel> just trying to console myself :L
11:27 <Mort-> but anwyay that death..nothing we could have done about it
11:34 <Mort-> would have killed any of us except jerus
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13:17 <Novel> there anrn't any other games over the weekend??
13:21 <Mort-> tomrorow
13:37 <Mort-> there is another
13:46 <Mort-> wont be Tiering up this time ballig
13:46 <Novel> How long untill tomoorow for you?
14:07 <Ballig> Novel: I invited you to the next game
14:08 <Ballig> check your email
14:15 <Mort-> 12+7h from now
14:17 <Mort-> 19 h
14:44 <Mort-> what you running by the way
15:05 <Ballig> I'm running shades of ice part 1
15:08 <Mort-> no
15:09 <Mort-> novel
15:16 <Mort-> I think ballig we can safely say we'll play at T1-2
15:23 <Novel> so 4 am. good
15:29 <Mort-> the members for tomroorws party probably quite low level, with the exception of khaz
15:41 <Mort-> I may bring grull/kendra as well we'll see
15:51 <Novel> ty
15:53 <Mekkis> Ballig, I'm assuming you have Shades 2 and 3 planned?
16:06 <Novel> well at least i haave more time for characterr creation and the like
16:07 <Ballig> Mekkis: most likely shades of ice 2 will be next sunday
16:11 <Ballig> and I think Avatar wants to run 3 after that?
16:12 <Mekkis> is this correct (ie. would you be annoyed if I ran shades 2 or 3)?
17:26 <Ballig> yeah shades 2 and 3 are already pretty much planned
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17:31 <Jumpy142> Hey guys is it ok, during tomorrows game, if I go afk for about 20mins at 5:30? I'm at boarding school, and that's when dinner is, get in trouble for missing it
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17:43 <Ballig> Jumpy142: it'll be fine, just keep us informed
17:56 <Jumpy142> Cool thanks
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18:34 <Mort-> so what do we have tomorrow..
18:36 * Mort- fluffs
18:43 <Mort-> I want to play khaz..
18:46 <Novel> so, are the shadow lodge good guys?
18:46 <Mort-> if possible.
18:50 <Mort-> god knows
18:56 <Mort-> I have one character there...might change
19:02 <Mort-> I copied darkwhite
19:05 <Ballig> Novel: it's hard to put the factions into "good guys and bad guys"
19:10 <Ballig> shadow lodge are the enemy for a while though
19:45 <Novel> well, the cheliax ca be put quite easily into bad and the silver crusade into good, or what am i missing?
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19:47 <Mekkis> the 'bad guys' are probably Aspis Consortium
20:03 <Mort-> I wonder if Im a good character myself
20:06 <Ballig> Novel: do you mean 'bad' or do you mean 'evil'?
20:07 <Mekkis> I'd say Scazni is closest to 'bad'
20:08 <Novel> hey do seem to have the right idea, the shadow lodge that is
20:44 <Mort-> AND YOU said Khaz should have been scazni? :(
20:45 <Mekkis> noone wanted to join when I put them to it last time!
20:53 <Mort-> anwayy I personally dont think Scazni are bad guys
20:59 <Mort-> just a lil sneaky
21:07 <Ballig> isn't Sczarni more "selfish" than bad
21:46 <Mekkis> Ballig, depends: typical faction missions include "cut out $NPC's tongue", "cut off $NPC's arm"...
21:50 <Ballig> for some reason I thought I read alignments from factions somewhere
21:59 <Mort-> I like khaz's faction
22:07 <Mort-> it gives for some very fun things :P
22:23 <Novel> guys, where can i find pathfinder teamspeak ames?
22:36 <Ballig> we don't use teamspeak
22:45 <Avatar> we use skype
22:52 <Novel> ok skype
23:00 <Novel> either
23:01 <Ballig> we'll sort that out when we play
23:39 <Ballig> Novel: so if you're here at 4am your time, will you have issues playing for up to 6 hours?
23:59 <Novel> quite possibly
24:03 <Novel> hopefully not
24:34 <Novel> i've got a friends birthday to see theavengers :)
24:50 <Ballig> when's that
24:55 <Novel> so long as i can catch the 10 oclock bus, i think we should be good
25:12 <Novel> if you don't overspill 6 i think i'll be fine
25:52 <Ballig> okay
26:41 <Mekkis> is Avatar around?
27:01 <Avatar> yeah
27:07 <Mekkis> you running next weekend?
27:22 <Avatar> I had it worked out in my head yesterday
27:28 <Avatar> what did I say
27:35 <Mekkis> not sure
27:39 <Mekkis> I was asleep yesterday
27:44 <Ballig> [1:09:56 AM] <@Avatar> my guess is ballig will run shades 1 and 2 this sunday and next, you'll run city of strangers 2 this saturday, I'll run something next saturday, and then you can run something the saturday after and I'll run shades 3 on the sunday
27:57 <Avatar> [01:08] <Avatar> I dont' remember Dorianna Ouidda and next week I will probably run something
27:58 <Avatar> [01:09] <Avatar> my guess is ballig will run shades 1 and 2 this sunday and next, you'll run city of strangers 2 this saturday, I'll run something next saturday, and then you can run something the saturday after and I'll run shades 3 on the sunday
28:05 <Mekkis> ok cool
28:10 <Novel> who's running city of strangers 2 this saturday?
28:16 <Mekkis> I was
28:18 <Brunius> That's what was just run
28:18 <Mekkis> but you didn't show
28:20 <Ballig> that was the game today, but it was changed
28:42 <Mort-> because I played city of strangers 2..already
28:42 <Mekkis> so I spend a couple of hours prepping Delirium's tangle, and ran that instead.
28:46 <Mort-> and they needed another
30:29 <Novel> ok y
30:32 <Novel> ty
36:16 <Novel> just read your email ballig, i a  very sorry
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36:24 <Ballig> :p
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41:12 <Mort-> damnit..I begin to want to arcane strike and PA..
41:14 <Mort-> lv 5..
41:22 <Mort-> or I go my alternate progression route..
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45:57 <Mort-> soon
45:59 <Mort-> itll be time
48:12 <Brunius> to play more PFS!
48:30 <Mort-> nooo
48:34 <Mort-> to make my choice...
48:41 <Mort-> its a sacrifice on my side.. :P
48:48 <Brunius> About which character to play in PFS?
48:56 <Mort-> no
49:01 <Mort-> Im thinking of going butterfly sting
49:08 <Mort-> once at 5..
49:14 <Mort-> keen scimitar + multiple hits per round
49:23 <Mort-> pass crits to the person behind me..
51:32 <Mort-> my urm...intensified shocking grasp..will be the fighter behind me.
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51:41 <Mort-> (warped way of doing it but yes)
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10:44 <Brunius> Hydrazine / Steven : What's the infrastructure for internet over there like?
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23:32 <Mort-> can you milk a familar for venom
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34:32 <Brunius> I've played CoS 2 guys
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34:38 <Brunius> It's even marked on the site that I've played it
34:48 <Brunius> What's the use in marking it if you're not going to use it?
34:53 <Mort-> I duno if I marked it on the site or not
34:56 <Mort-> but anwyay I declined
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38:01 <Ballig> Brunius: you mark it on the site to figure out what the ideal scenario is to run, not necessarily so you don't get an invite every now and then to something you've already played
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38:17 <Ballig> sometimes people make mistakes
38:32 * Mort- likes her current form..
39:16 <Ballig> Brunius: also, I just added something to the site to easily see who has/hasnt played a scenario
39:25 <Ballig> so those invites should drop dramatically, if not cease altogether
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41:35 <Mort-> sometimes its fun just to try to burst damage..
41:36 <Mort-> :D
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50:11 <matt> How did it go?
02:29 <Ballig> I think they made it
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09:43 <Brunius> It's sad how many of my friends troll in their spare time
10:09 <Ballig> don't you troll in your spare time too
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11:32 <Brunius> No?
11:36 <Brunius> Why would I
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21:02 <Brunius> Man, somebody remind me to clean out my computer tomorrow
21:09 <Brunius> Getting too damn close to overheating
21:11 <Ballig> clean out your computer tomorrow
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21:40 <Brunius> Cheers Ballig
21:46 <Ballig> any time! any time
27:36 <Brunius> Shit man
27:45 <Brunius> What should my CPU temperature be normally
27:51 <Brunius> Like just on the desktop
28:50 <Ballig> what processor?
29:03 <Brunius> Dual core 2.0GHz
29:07 <Brunius> I can't remember exactly
29:09 <Ballig> intel?
29:16 <Brunius> yeah
29:29 <Ballig> probably between 60 and 85 celsius
29:36 <Brunius> Pentium Dual  E2200
29:39 <Brunius> CPU-Z tells me
30:24 <Ballig> what temp is it running at?
30:40 <Brunius> 70
30:44 <Brunius> Doing nothing
30:46 <Ballig> that's what it's meant to be running at
30:55 <Brunius> I dunno, seems wierd
31:03 <Ballig> "An E2200 has a thermal rating of 70 degrees"
31:07 <Ballig> that's the exact temperature it's meant to run at
31:12 <Brunius> eh, ok
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55:12 <Brunius> Ultimate Equipment is at the printer
55:15 <Brunius> Paizo said so
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13:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, my CPU is 98
13:19 <Mekkis> is that a problem?
14:18 <Brunius> That would depend on the CPU
15:18 <Brunius> That's 2 degrees away from me getting throttled back on frequency
19:02 <Mekkis> it's two degrees away from the EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN EVENT
19:35 <Brunius> oh fun
21:00 <Ballig> very few CPUs can tolerate 100 degrees
21:08 <Mekkis> yeah
21:11 <Mekkis> 98 is fine though
21:30 <Ballig> I should check my CPU temperature sometime, to see if the water cooling system is working properly
22:05 <Mekkis> I generally use the "is the machine crashing" method of determining whether my machine's overheating
22:23 <Ballig> that's been the method I've used so far
22:32 <Mekkis> although on my laptop, I also use the "can I hear the fan" method, and the "does it burn my fingers" method
23:00 <Brunius> I usually use this "is the fan heard in canberra" method
23:13 <Brunius> but for some wierd reason I downloaded realtemp
23:24 <Mekkis> one of my PCs (an Athlon 1900XP) was called "Chinook"
23:29 <Brunius> Ha
24:08 <Mekkis> back when AMD's reputation was "hot and cheap"
24:44 <Ballig> that's just how I like them
25:01 <Mekkis> it's changed now
25:09 <Ballig> I wasn't talking about AMD
25:13 <Mekkis> now it's "not as fast as intel, but cheap"
25:21 <Mekkis> I know
25:33 <Mekkis> you probably weren't talking about processors either
25:42 <Ballig> :O
25:45 <Mekkis> Ballig, have you played Shadows Last Stand 2?
25:50 <Ballig> I haven't
26:03 <Mekkis> I'm considering running it in here
26:29 <Ballig> I added a function on the PFS part of the website so you can check who has/hasn't played a specific scenario
26:37 <Ballig> if you already know what scenario you want to run and want to see who might be able to play it
27:02 <Mekkis> yes
27:28 <Mekkis> but it doesn't cater for "Player X won't play for DM Y" and "Player Z won't play if Player W is playing"
27:40 <Ballig> nothing will
27:43 <Mekkis> true that
28:00 <Ballig> I think people have a right not to play with people they don't want to
28:05 <Ballig> it's better than having arguments mid-game
28:48 <Ballig> and honestly, if someone went to a VC or regional organiser or whoever about someone they didn't get along with, that would be their recommendation anyway
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43:11 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/22/aviva_mistakenly_fires_1300_in_mass_email/
44:14 <Brunius> Seem to be a lot of these mass emails going around
44:22 <Mekkis> what?
44:28 <Mekkis> the "you're fired" kind?
45:01 <Brunius> One US college managed to accept all applicants by mistake
45:06 <Ballig> people in HR aren't in HR because they "want to help people"
45:08 <Ballig> flawed assumption
45:25 <Mekkis> why are they in HR?
45:52 <Ballig> they might have a passion for the specific part of HR they're in (employment law, learning and development, recruitment, or whatever) or because that's the career they found themselves in
46:02 <Ballig> maybe their first job was easier to get in HR than elsewhere, and that's where they ended up
46:20 <Mekkis> so noone wants to be in HR?
46:37 <Ballig> that was an OR statement :p
46:55 <Ballig> there were two options, and there are more that I haven't gone into
47:23 <Mekkis> true
47:27 <Ballig> I personally applied in a bulk recruitment and was put into HR by other people
47:38 <Ballig> I could just as easily have been put into social policy (which was discussed as an option for me)
49:36 <Mekkis> fair enough
52:01 <Mekkis> heard of Risen 2: Dark Waters?
52:06 <Ballig> nope
06:36 <Steven> herro
06:40 <Ballig> sup
06:54 <Steven> just woke up
07:03 <Steven> had a very delicious 4 hours sleep
11:25 <Steven> so how was everyones day?
11:36 <Steven> productive?
11:48 <Brunius> Mmmm, pretty productive
12:07 <Brunius> Nearly finished assembly of the 40k minis I got off spaceshot
12:18 <Brunius> Whacked a 12V battery in a nerf gun
12:39 <Brunius> stopped the computer playing alarm noises whenever my CPU temperature got over 80
12:47 * Steven loves nerf gun wars
13:05 <Steven> damn 80C?
13:47 <Brunius> yeah
14:03 <Steven> thats damned hot man
14:17 <Brunius> The idle temperature is 70
14:35 <Steven> holy hell
14:51 <Steven> dude.. thats rediculously hot
14:55 <Brunius> and?
15:07 <Brunius> Mekkis stated his was 98 before
15:17 <Steven> yikes!
15:24 <Steven> the cooler your cpu runs the faster it runs
16:14 <Brunius> Assuming you can overclock that far
16:21 <Brunius> There's a limit, too
16:49 <Brunius> You start getting inconsistencies too far up as the line doesn't have time to settle
17:23 <Steven> yeah, but if my other computer is smackin 70C i get worried and clean the thing
17:26 <Ballig> Steven: 70 is the proper temperature for Brunius's CPU
17:37 <Ballig> every CPU has a different running temperature
17:42 <Steven> AMD?
17:44 <Ballig> generally between 60 and 90
17:45 <Brunius> Ballig said
17:47 <Ballig> but up to 100
17:49 <Brunius> So it must be true!
17:54 <Brunius> Intel E2200
18:34 <Brunius> I should turn this down to 1.2GHz and see what temperature it gets
19:12 <Steven> i thought for an e2200 the max temp was like around 75C
20:51 <Steven> and after that you can end up damaging the cpu
21:39 <Brunius> This shuts down at 100
21:51 <Brunius> Oh gods
21:58 <Brunius> This video is so autotuned
22:05 <Steven> hat vid?
22:07 <Steven> what vid?
22:10 <Brunius> hot problems
22:25 <Brunius> Somebody said it was worse than rebecca black
22:28 <Brunius> so i checked it out
23:11 <Steven> i dont know who rebecca black is
23:24 <Brunius> friday?
23:25 <Mekkis> Ballig, I thought CPUs had a maximum, but no "proper running temperature"
23:45 <Brunius> Mekkis: Apparently that's the "Thermal Check" temperature
23:47 <Mekkis> I mean, most CPUs can run at -150 without issue
23:50 <Brunius> I don't know, he did the googling
24:15 <Ballig> the thermal rating is what you can expect it to run at
24:15 <Mekkis> (as long as someone keeps pouring liquid nitrogen on them)
24:28 <Ballig> you don't want it to go over that, but it's fine to have it below that if you can get it there
24:35 <Ballig> but generally, that's where they will run
24:59 <Steven> okay... this video is so terrible
25:26 <Steven> I had to stop it, i felt my iq dropping
27:40 <Brunius> which vid?
27:48 <Steven> the hot problems
27:52 <Steven> i went and youtubed it
27:56 <Brunius> yeah
28:02 <Steven> and i really regret it
28:26 <Steven> like 3rd chili dog w/ onions and mustard regret
29:51 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trvwPpnh33Q
32:27 <Steven> okay... 
32:32 <Steven> i like this guy
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37:28 <Mort-> Hello I'm back
37:59 <Brunius> Mort-: Google Hot Problems
38:04 <Brunius> Tell us how long you lasted
41:22 <Mort-> Uh its you tube?
41:30 <Mort-> Will watch when out of bath
43:03 <Brunius> Watch it now
43:20 <Brunius> (When we see a timeout, we know she dropped her phone after seeing how horrible it is)
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46:42 <Mekkis> it's not a nokia, right?
48:36 <Mort-> Droid
48:40 <Mort-> Going to take a bath
48:51 <Steven> i dont think we want to ruin her bath bruinius
49:33 <Steven> i really wish i could unhear that song
50:16 * Steven turns on some slipknot  to drown out the terrible of "Hot Problems"
56:55 <Steven> how did you find that hot problems anyways?
57:03 <Steven> did you search out worlds worst song
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14:36 <Mort-> Actually
14:45 <Mort-> I managed to watch the whole song
15:10 <Mort-> No issues?
15:24 * Mort- ponders
15:59 * Mort- nibbles novel
16:06 <Mort-> What are you bringing tomorrow?
16:24 <Steven> who me?
16:28 <Steven> or novel?
19:29 <Mort-> Novel
19:44 <Mort-> I think I'm going to pick up a new nick name tomorrow
19:52 <Mort-> I can smell it :(
20:03 <Mort-> Lol
20:18 <Steven> alright, im going to go cook breakfast instead of sam because then i know i wont get food poisoning
20:28 <Mort-> Heh that bad?
20:30 <Mort-> Lolz
20:41 <Steven> i pulled a muscle in my stomach from throwing up
20:58 <Mort-> Is sam such a bad cook?
21:13 <Mort-> I mean hey i can cook without poisoning myself :d
21:23 <Steven> no, she just didnt check to see if the sausage to see if it was still good
21:38 <Mort-> Wouldn't a sniff tell you?
21:44 <Steven> yeah, she didnt sniff it
21:55 <Mort-> Btw at higher levels do you fight more monsters at one go?
22:10 <Steven> If i told you that it would take all the fun of getting to higher levels
22:13 <Mekkis> depends
22:14 <Mort-> Could you possibly bring 25 pearls of power and nova all day?
22:16 <Mort-> Lol
22:34 <Mort-> I know I'm not built right for it
22:36 <Steven> if you wanted to waste your money on Pearls
23:02 <Mekkis> Steven, magus. Shocking Grasp 'nuff said
23:12 <Mort-> Yeah lol
23:18 <Mort-> But wrong traits anyway
23:31 <Mort-> So i don't get it easily sigh
23:48 <Mekkis> use additional trait boons
23:49 <Steven> wont get to max it
23:51 <Mekkis> but really
24:12 <Mekkis> it's why I say you should stay away from forum posts
24:31 <Mort-> So i would need level 2 pearls
24:32 <Mort-> Lol
24:40 * Mort- is a huge forum troll
25:08 <Mort-> I can't anyway since you can't take more then one trait from each category
25:22 <Mort-> So ill never really be the ultimate nova :d
25:34 <Steven> would need 4th level pearls to get the best use out of shocking grasp pearling
25:40 <Mort-> Too expensive
25:53 <Mort-> Just intensified is enough to make a mild mess
25:57 <Mort-> On crit
26:01 <Mekkis> intensified maximised?
26:14 <Mort-> That one yes.
26:15 <Steven> intensified maximized so crazy fun
26:26 <Mort-> There is also something called spell perfection later
26:33 <Mort-> But as i said. Wrong build for it
26:35 <Mort-> Sigh
26:55 <Mort-> Yeah a lot of weird things happen when on full nova
30:13 <Mort-> Intensified maximised its 10d6.
30:26 <Mekkis> empowered
30:51 <Mort-> 15d6
30:57 <Mort-> Well
31:01 <Mekkis> why not scorching ray?
31:05 <Mort-> I don't have feats for that
31:26 <Mort-> Because scorching ray you only get 1 strike of 4d6
31:33 <Mekkis> not two?
31:41 <Mort-> Unless you fire it at range.
32:04 <Mort-> If you spell strike it you get only one ray
32:07 <Avatar> who are you talking to
32:12 <Avatar> oh woops
32:28 <Mort-> Mekkis
32:46 <Mort-> And my dex isn't that good
33:50 <Mort-> 4d6 base. Only spells that give additional xdx damage per caster level qualify for intensify
34:19 <Mort-> Fb and lightning bolt would. But you probably wouldn't get the caster levels sufficient to do it
34:48 <Mort-> So would disintegrate
35:52 <Mekkis> fb?
36:01 <Mort-> Fireball
36:33 <Mort-> Intensified fireballs do work but you need caster level 15 to get full beneftp
36:57 <Mekkis> scorching ray scales to 11th
37:21 <Mort-> 4d6 x2?
37:31 <Mort-> I have to dex roll 2 x?
37:40 <Mort-> My dex isn't that good
37:43 <Mekkis> x3 at 11th
38:04 <Mort-> Point is. My dex sux
38:29 <Mort-> Mort has better dex but couldn't get scorching ray to hit when she needed it to
38:35 <Mekkis> can one reupholster an office chair?
38:40 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4
38:40 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
38:44 <Mort-> You can do anything
38:53 <Mort-> As long as you pay id say
38:56 <Mekkis> my chair's getting downright uncomfortable
39:16 <Mort-> Pay some monehs
39:25 <Mort-> Point is now I'm..
39:39 <Mort-> Going to have 15-20 range
39:48 <Mort-> On my spells.
39:58 <Mort-> For touching
40:31 <Mort-> Critted sgs can mess things up some
40:43 <Mort-> And may happen a little more often then usual
41:16 <Mort-> And there is also another school of thought of using jerus as my sg at 5
42:12 <Mekkis> as long as you don't get killed by a scythe trap
42:42 <Mort-> Yeah
42:54 <Mort-> Lots of things can go wrong
43:23 <Mort-> Id like to try something different on item lineup for khaz though
44:39 <Mort-> I think ill miss pa and arcane strike a lot
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