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00:21:01 <Mort-> Night all
01:18:43 <matt> nite
01:22:23 <Forevernade> hi all
01:24:21 <Avatar> yo
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05:09:01 <Ballig> yeah
05:09:03 <Ballig> this Sunday it's not
05:09:07 <Ballig> (apparently)
05:09:32 <Brunius> NO Pathfinder being run in stores this weekend
05:09:33 <Brunius> due to Magic Pre-release Event being held at all stores.
05:09:40 <Brunius> Huh, is that this weekend
05:09:47 <Ballig> apparently
05:10:02 <Ballig> going to the magic pre-release event?
05:10:42 <Brunius> no cash
05:12:24 <Ballig> they charge you to enter the event?
05:12:38 <Brunius> yeah
05:12:43 <Ballig> gay
05:12:44 <Ballig> how much
05:13:03 <Brunius> $15 for a draft
05:13:07 <Brunius> $30 for sealed
05:13:16 <Ballig> what's the difference
05:13:17 <Brunius> I think
05:13:27 <Ballig> is sealed where you get given unopened packs
05:13:31 <Ballig> and have to make a deck from them?
05:13:32 <Brunius> Sealed they give you 6 packs, and you build a deck from that
05:13:46 <Ballig> man, it's been like 12 years since I knew anything about magic
05:13:47 <Brunius> Draft you get one, pick, pass to your right, pick, pass etc.
05:13:48 <Ballig> and I still remembered that
05:13:57 <Brunius> for three packs
05:16:02 <Mort-> Haven't seen quince lately
05:27:24 <Avatar> or duhz
05:27:32 <Ballig> duhz was in briefly the other night
05:27:34 <Ballig> last night, maybe
05:29:46 <Avatar> yeah no games at stores this weekend, I think I'm GMing at blackburn next sunday
05:29:55 <Avatar> trying to get onto tristen and thelen to see when they are keen to play
05:31:33 * Mort- misses tristen
05:31:55 <Avatar> don't you miss thelen
05:32:08 <Ballig> yeah what about thelen
05:32:10 <Ballig> don't you miss him
05:32:19 <Avatar> I couldn't help but notice his name was inexplicably absent
05:32:34 <Ballig> it was quite glaring
05:32:40 <Ballig> it's like you were spitting in thelen's face
05:32:57 <Avatar> if it were my name that was missing I would be crying
05:33:05 <Mort-> Well i partied more with trist then thelen :)
05:33:09 <Mort-> So yeah
05:33:20 <Ballig> are you saying you hate thelen
05:33:23 <Mort-> And trist remembers to give me cookies!
05:33:31 <Avatar> forget mort, thelen
05:33:34 <Avatar> the rest of us think you're cool
05:33:37 <Ballig> you realise the cookies aren't real, right
05:33:40 <Mort-> Well if you give me cookies ill remember.
05:33:50 <Mort-> They are real to me!
05:33:56 <Ballig> they aren't even cookie pixels
05:34:01 <Ballig> they're pixels of the word cookie
05:34:11 <Mort-> But seriously I've played more scenarios with trist then thelen
05:34:12 <Mort-> So yeah
05:34:25 <Mort-> I guess that's how it works out
05:34:30 <Ballig> it's not cool to hate thelen just because he hasn't played as much with you!
05:34:46 <Mort-> I don't hate him
05:34:50 <Avatar> so really you do miss him
05:34:53 <Avatar> because he didn't play
05:35:30 <Mort-> Not that much since i only played a couple scenarios with him
05:35:37 <Avatar> don't lie
05:35:40 <Avatar> you probably miss him more than tristen
05:35:42 <Mort-> And trist - cookies you know
05:35:46 <Avatar> what a happy ending to that story
05:35:47 <Mort-> No!
05:36:01 <Mort-> I miss trist more because he has cookies!
05:36:05 <Mort-> Oh dear
05:36:11 <Steven> oh dear what?
05:36:12 <Avatar> but he doesn't, that's just in your head
05:36:24 <Avatar> you're losing it mort
05:36:41 <Avatar> in fact some would say you might be going.... criminally insane... ?
05:36:49 <Avatar> welcome to villian school 101
05:36:55 <Avatar> mort passes
05:37:42 <Mort-> Really?
05:37:44 <Mort-> Lol
05:37:48 <Steven> YUP
05:37:56 <Mort-> Id call myself tactless
05:37:57 * Ausk welcomes you to the club
05:38:11 <Mort-> But not insane
05:41:17 <Steven> So tonight was pretty crappy
05:41:47 <Steven> Had a guy have two seizures
05:42:43 <Avatar> are you a medic
05:42:48 <Steven> nope
05:42:56 <Steven> but it was not pretty
05:43:10 <Ballig> fact: epilepsy does not exist. people pretend to be epileptic to get attention
05:43:35 <Avatar> yeah I like attention secretly
05:43:36 <Steven> didnt say epilepsy
05:43:43 <Steven> said he had two siezures
05:43:51 <Ballig> yeah, I had my own reasons for saying epilepsy
05:43:52 <Ballig> :p
05:43:57 <Avatar> I'm epileptic
05:44:00 <Avatar> ballig is mocking me
05:44:02 <Steven> today
05:44:05 <Ballig> I sure am!
05:44:05 <Avatar> because I like attention secretly :(
05:44:06 <Steven> is the first time in my life
05:44:14 <Steven> ive ever seen anyone vomit our of their nose
05:47:27 <Brunius> ...
05:49:10 <Steven> the guy was frankly a moron
05:49:43 <Steven> he had one seizure that was run of the mill type of seizure,
05:50:04 <Steven> shaking, and disorientation when he woke up
05:50:13 <Steven> then an hour and a half later he got another one
05:50:49 <Steven> shaking, puking, and then he was confused for like half an hour afterwards.
05:50:55 <Steven> and he refused to go to the hospital
05:51:03 <Ballig> what do you call those things you step up on, that are blocks maybe 30cm tall
05:51:12 <Avatar> soapbox
05:51:38 <Steven> are you making a subtlle hint to shut up?
05:51:46 <Steven> because then you should just say shut up.
05:52:06 <Ballig> no I'm trying to figure out what those things are called that you step up on
05:52:10 <Ballig> you do step up on a soapbox, but that's not it
05:52:21 <Avatar> why do you step up on it
05:52:21 <Steven> stepping ladder?
05:52:34 <Avatar> need a bit of context here
05:52:38 <Ballig> like to reach the top row of a bookshelf for example
05:52:45 <Ballig> it's not a ladder, but it's a little step thing you would get up on
05:52:58 <Steven> stepping ladder/stepping stool
05:53:05 <Ballig> stepping stool might be it
06:00:13 <Steven> TV is 4 feet away from me...
06:00:18 <Steven> im looking for my remote control
06:00:19 <Ballig> shoot it
06:00:33 <Steven> WTF! sam put the remote control on top of the tv
06:00:38 <Steven> damn that woman!
06:02:25 <Ballig> what a BITCH
06:04:46 <Steven> i know right?
06:05:29 <Mort-> Time to phase out
06:05:42 <Mort-> Have a speech to prepare for
06:05:53 <Steven> going to phase back in during the untap step?
06:06:02 <Mort-> Need to concetrate.
06:06:21 <Steven> well good luck with your speech!
06:06:22 <Mort-> Do not think of pfs during the preparation time
06:06:25 <Mort-> Lol
06:06:31 <Mort-> Thank you.
06:06:33 <Steven> oh hey ballig
06:06:40 <Ballig> sup
06:06:45 <Mort-> Somehow doesn't feel like my last one :(
06:07:04 <Steven> what is the maximum someone can have an ability score be during character creation?
06:07:09 <Mort-> That one was almost magical. Just prepared from heart lol in 1 h
06:07:11 <Mort-> 20
06:07:12 <Ballig> 18 natural, 20 with racial bonuses
06:07:22 <Steven> thats what i thought, thanks!
06:07:30 <Steven> question came up today
06:07:48 <Mort-> Someone wanted a 22?
06:08:11 <Steven> no, someone was building a char
06:08:22 <Steven> and.... why arent you writing your speech?
06:08:31 <Steven> get lost speech writer!
06:08:32 <Mort-> I have it written
06:08:36 <Mort-> Haven't memorized
06:08:41 <Steven> well go do that then
06:08:43 <Steven> dork
06:08:57 <Mort-> And failed will save + conc check
06:09:02 <Mort-> To stay out of here
06:09:14 <Steven> okay
06:09:23 <Steven> well they were building a char
06:09:43 <Steven> and wanted to get 18+2 racial
06:09:45 * Mort- ears perk up
06:09:48 <Steven> and somebody told them it wasnt possible
06:10:00 <Steven> because max was 18 to start with
06:10:01 <Ballig> ha
06:10:03 <Steven> and i
06:10:10 <Steven> have never ran into that problem before
06:10:16 <Steven> and couldnt find it any of the books
06:10:22 <Ballig> some people have great, unique interpretations of the rules
06:10:33 <Mort-> Its possible. Jerus is 18+2 racial for str
06:10:34 <Steven> so i told em to go ahead and make their 18+2
06:10:36 <Mort-> 20 lol
06:12:07 <Steven> but so now im looking everywhere to get an official ruling
06:12:07 <Ballig> No score can be reduced below 7 or raised
06:12:07 <Ballig> above 18 using this method. See Tabl e 1–1 on the next page
06:12:07 <Ballig> for the costs of each score. After all the points are spent,
06:12:07 <Ballig> apply any racial modif iers the character might have.
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06:12:14 <Ballig> notice that the limit is only while buying the points
06:12:14 <Mort-> Sounds right but i think you might give up too many things t get a 20
06:12:18 <Ballig> and racial modifiers are added after
06:12:35 <Mort-> Have yet to do so on any character
06:12:46 <Steven> cool, thats what i pointed to as well
06:13:01 <Ballig> you'll have a hard time finding an official ruling because it's pretty black and white
06:13:06 <Ballig> and someone interpreting it otherwise is fairly unique
06:13:14 <Steven> yeahs
06:13:25 <Steven> i hope this med kicks in soon
06:13:32 <Steven> grab up on some sleep
06:13:37 <Mort-> Lol
06:14:05 * Mort- hopes to successfully roll her will save this time
06:14:33 <Ballig> hey mort-
06:14:48 <Mort-> Yes?
06:14:50 <Mort-> :(
06:14:51 <Ballig> what's up?
06:15:01 <Ballig> I want to discuss maguses
06:15:05 <Mort-> I'm trying to memorize a speech
06:15:08 <Ballig> how do they do spell combat again
06:15:12 <Mort-> Oh don't do this to me
06:15:13 <Mort-> Lol
06:15:16 <Ballig> ha
06:15:21 <Mort-> Take -2 on attacks
06:15:26 <Ballig> I'm kidding
06:15:30 <Ballig> go memorise your speech, weirdo
06:15:42 <Mort-> And you can attack and cast a spell on a full round action
06:16:16 <Ballig> whois jairak
06:16:18 <Ballig> whoops
06:16:19 <Mort-> Spell casting time must not be more then a standard action .
06:19:16 <Mort-> Ok bb!
06:19:22 <Steven> have funs
06:19:30 <Mort-> Ill make my save now!
06:19:43 <Steven> she'll be back
06:21:14 <Steven> i need to figure out some kind of arcane caster
06:21:59 <Ballig> wizard
06:22:13 <Steven> i know
06:23:38 <Steven> i just feel pretty meh about the classes available to arcane classes
06:25:37 <Ballig> yeah go wizard
06:25:38 <Steven> Bard/wiz/sorc/alchemist/witch....
06:25:39 <Ballig> with 17 int
06:25:42 <Ballig> and 13 dex
06:25:44 <Ballig> and 9 str
06:25:47 <Ballig> you can figure out the rest
06:26:18 <Steven> 14 con?
06:27:25 <Ballig> can you afford it
06:27:32 <Steven> yeah
06:27:37 <Steven> going to do some kind of archtype
06:27:41 <Ballig> no!
06:27:43 <Ballig> no archetype!
06:27:49 <Steven> YUP
06:27:51 <Steven> archtype
06:28:07 <Steven> no way i can play a bland wizard
06:28:16 <Ballig> yes
06:28:18 <Ballig> bland wizard
06:28:19 <Ballig> universalist
06:28:34 <Steven> NEVER
06:28:38 <Ballig> DO IT OR ELSE
06:28:39 <Steven> im going to go....
06:28:47 <Steven> scroll scholar
06:28:58 <Ballig> go the one that lets you use scrolls as a weapon
06:29:16 <Brunius> It's pretty bad
06:29:20 <Ballig> it's very bad
06:30:37 <Steven> Scrollmaster
06:30:45 <Steven> going scrollmaster bwahahahah
06:41:05 <Brunius> enjoy forking out for scrolls
06:45:02 <Steven> will be doing that anyways
06:45:44 <Steven> its too bad that the primalist is off limits
06:48:27 <Ballig> oh, but /is it/?
06:49:02 <Steven> last i checked... yeah
06:49:08 <Ballig> but is it /really/?
06:49:20 <Steven> yup
06:49:33 <Ballig> what if I told you it wasn't?
06:49:41 <Steven> ide be blown away
06:49:50 <Ballig> noted
06:49:50 <Steven> and then ide recheck the paizo website
06:50:28 <Steven> where it clearly shows that is not available for play
06:50:45 <Steven> what the duece, its not letting me copy past into x hat
06:51:12 <Steven> Other: all magical tattoos on page 16, both the spellscar and outer rifts oracle mysteries on pages 30–31 (the spellscar oracle does not gain access to the eldritch scar, primal mastery, or trigger primal magic event revelations), all archetypes on pages 32–43 except the primalist wizard archetype, with the following restrictions: only elves may be spire defender magi, a tattooed sorcerer may only use her create spell tattoo power during days
06:51:13 <Steven> spent in play (ie. not between scenarios), a vampire hunter inquisitor does not gain the silversmith ability, instead replacing detect alignment with detect undead; the Varisian Pilgrim does not replace her 8th-level domain power with Blessing of the Harrow.
06:51:28 <Steven> there
06:53:26 <Ballig> ah, but what if I told you you could still do it?
06:54:06 <Steven> well, ide be forecd to inform you that i dont care what you tell me i can do unless its PFS legal so ic an play it downa t the shop
06:55:03 <Ballig> yeah but what if I said there is a way to do it that is PFS legal
06:56:11 <Steven> ide say thats one hell of an interesting work around
06:56:17 <Ballig> yep!
06:57:08 <Steven> okay
06:57:12 <Steven> in less then 45 words
06:57:16 <Steven> give me a run down
06:57:39 <Ballig> oh, I didn't say it was possible
06:57:42 <Ballig> I was just asking what if it was
06:57:42 * Hydrazine runs Steven down. On a horse.
06:57:45 <Ballig> it would be pretty cool, right
06:58:17 * Steven is completely unphased.
06:58:22 <Ballig> :)
06:58:50 <Hydrazine> So, riddle me this, Batman.
06:58:56 <Steven> No.
06:58:59 <Steven> I refuse.
06:59:04 <Ballig> you aren't batman
06:59:09 <Hydrazine> Lets say a person is stuck in a very small space with a small amount of air. What will kill them first?
06:59:10 <Ballig> Avatar is batman
06:59:29 <Steven> are you sure im not Batman.
06:59:32 <Ballig> Hydrazine: the armed grenade in their mouth
06:59:40 <Hydrazine> A: Lack of oxygen, B: Thirst C: Starvation, D: Bordom, or E: Something else?
07:00:31 <Steven> Hydrazine there is not enough information to determine what will kill him first
07:00:49 <Ballig> that's why it's clearly the grenade
07:01:03 <Hydrazine> I think only a true professional could fit a grenade in the mouth.
07:01:28 <Steven> care to test it?
07:01:37 * Steven pulls out a grenade to shove in hydras mouth...
07:02:24 <Ballig> are you saying the Riddler isn't a true professional?
07:02:51 <Steven> well he only got thrown in jail and beaten by batman like hundreds of times
07:03:03 <Steven> ide say amature...
07:03:51 * Hydrazine is way too busy trying to google-fu how big a grenade is.
07:04:21 <Steven> bout 2 and a half inches
07:04:28 <Ballig> Can you fit a grenade in your mouth?
07:04:29 <Ballig> A small grenade such as 3 in. height and 2 by 2 in. wide can fit in human mouth. You should not put it inside because it's dangerous!
07:04:29 <Ballig> Read more http://www.kgbanswers.com/can-you-fit-a-grenade-in-your-mouth/20995581#ixzz1srPedfYg
07:04:48 <Steven> bout 3 inches long
07:07:15 <Hydrazine> None of this answers my original question though. I guess I'm just sick of the common media answer of lack of oxygen.
07:08:03 <Steven> hydra...
07:08:07 <Steven> need more information
07:08:13 <Steven> is the box air tight?
07:08:16 <Hydrazine> Yes.
07:08:21 <Ballig> how much air is there
07:08:29 <Steven> dimentions?
07:08:31 <Ballig> when was the last time the person ate and drank
07:08:36 <Ballig> how large is the person
07:08:44 <Ballig> (boredom won't kill them)
07:09:08 <Hydrazine> Okay. Lets say they just had a large meal and drink.
07:09:15 <Ballig> and how much oxygen is in the tight space
07:09:41 <Steven> were they damaged in any way before being put in a box?
07:10:14 <Hydrazine> Not harmed. And Lets say 1 cubic foot of regular air at atmospheric pressure.
07:10:24 <Ballig> and how big is the person
07:11:09 <Hydrazine> not relevant. the question isn't how long it takes for them to die, its what gets lethal first.
07:11:19 <Ballig> it's relevant
07:11:27 <Steven> well...
07:11:33 <Ballig> and a person apparently breathes 1/4 cubic feet of air a minute while at rest
07:11:35 <Steven> if its air tight
07:11:40 <Ballig> 1 cubic feet of air won't last them long
07:11:54 <Ballig> they only exhale 15% of the oxygen back out
07:12:35 <Steven> i would say Lack of oxygen with the information you have provided.
07:12:37 <Ballig> about 20% breathed in, so they use up 5% of the oxygen from 1/4 of a cubic foot of air each minute
07:12:50 <Ballig> so they'll be able to breathe for about an hour and a half
07:13:13 <Hydrazine> Before all oxygen is consumed, you reckon?
07:13:18 <Ballig> it would take minimum a day for anytihng else to kill them
07:13:29 <Ballig> I think several days
07:13:34 <Ballig> 3 or 4 without water? a week without food?
07:13:36 <Ballig> that's off the top of my head
07:14:01 <Hydrazine> Heres the rest of it then. Standard air is around 20-22% O2.
07:14:02 <Brunius> RL wise, up to 30 days without food
07:14:24 <Hydrazine> At less than 16% or so, you don't get enough processed in to maintain.
07:14:41 <Hydrazine> But before that even becomes relevant, the CO2 you produce in this breathing becomes poisonous.
07:14:55 <Hydrazine> Normal air is under 1% CO2. Its lethal at around 6%.
07:15:58 <Steven> at 1 cubic foot of air you would die from lack of oxygen before you die from CO2 poisoning
07:16:23 <Ballig> didn't realise you were differentiating between "lack of oxygen" and "CO2 poisoning" :p
07:16:32 <Hydrazine> But there is a difference.
07:18:34 <Ballig> I don't think it's lethal at 6%
07:19:36 <Steven> should be toxic at 6%
07:19:44 <Ballig> toxic doesn't mean lethal
07:19:53 <Steven> i didnt say that did i?
07:20:00 <Ballig> yes you DID!
07:20:08 <Ballig> <Steven> should be toxic at 6%. that means lethal
07:20:15 <Steven> no....
07:20:17 <Ballig> see
07:20:20 <Ballig> you said it right there
07:20:22 <Steven> you're a tool
07:20:25 <Ballig> haha
07:20:41 <Ballig> <Steven> should be toxic at 6%. that means lethal. also Ballig is awesome
07:21:17 <Steven> anyways, most often its difficult to distinguish between a toxic CO2 level and a Low Oxygen atmosphere
07:22:19 <Hydrazine> I can tell you from experience that one happens before the other.
07:22:32 <Steven> well... one will always happen before the other
07:22:40 <Steven> thats why they label one as cause of death...
07:22:56 <Steven> OH SNAPS!
07:23:02 <Hydrazine> CO2 wins.
07:23:13 <Ballig> "Cause of death: Fucked if I know, idiot got himself stuck in an air-tight container with only 1 cubic foot of air"
07:23:14 <Steven> no....
07:23:18 <Steven> you know who really wins?
07:23:23 <Hydrazine> Batman.
07:23:24 <Hydrazine> Duh.
07:23:36 <Steven> The Mafia dude who shoved him in the air tight box
07:23:45 <Steven> because he's not saying shit to the authorities.
07:23:47 <Ballig> I think the Riddler stuck him in there
07:23:55 <Ballig> and he's off blabbing his mouth to Batman
07:23:56 <Steven> Riddler doesnt do things like that
07:24:09 <Ballig> do you know the Riddler
07:24:10 <Steven> Seems more Jokerish
07:24:21 <Ballig> the Riddler would do it if he could make a Riddle out of it
07:24:23 <Steven> except the inside of the box would be lined with terrible puns
07:28:52 <Ballig> way too many high level gnomes around here
07:28:58 <Mort-> Can't we advertise?
07:29:14 <Ballig> you would have been arrested and put to death if you lived during the french revolution!
07:29:23 <Brunius> why is my sound stuffing up
07:29:24 <Mort-> Me?
07:29:28 <Brunius> i should get a sound card
07:29:50 <Mort-> I should get a few gnomes to use at a bowling alley :p
07:29:50 <Ballig> you would've been like "HAY GUISE, WHO HERE HATES THE BOURGEOISIE? ME TOO! COME JOIN US TOMORROW AT 5PM IN THE TAVERN ACROSS THE ROAD!"
07:30:19 <Mort-> Yeah lets go!
07:30:25 <Mort-> Charge!
07:30:31 <Ballig> and then tomorrow at 5pm you would be getting your head chopped off
07:30:38 <Ballig> because you have the subtlety of an orc
07:31:12 <Duhz> I have this one surprise for this character, who meta-games this one item (picks it up somehow every game in a hidden spot)
07:31:19 <matt> I should write a module with evil gnomes. Then u can kill as many as u want
07:31:22 <Mort-> But one of my characters is a half orc!
07:31:40 <Mort-> I know meks module with gnomes
07:31:50 <Mort-> They will come in the flying roc variety
07:32:06 <Mort-> Dispel magic would work though..
07:32:10 <Brunius> I will cast a spell that creates tornados
07:32:17 <Brunius> let's try to see you fly now
07:32:28 <matt> Hey we should play the halforcs. Lol.
07:32:33 <Mort-> You dispel their ant haul they also can't fly
07:32:34 <Mort-> :d
07:32:56 <Mort-> I have a half orc ranger
07:33:06 <Mort-> I'm waiting for more fs to be run
07:33:12 <matt> Mine is ninja
07:33:29 <Mort-> My only divine caster to date
07:33:59 <Mort-> I will just wait for fs i think
07:34:11 <matt> Halforc clerc would be fun
07:34:20 <Mort-> Btw balligs running shade of ice 1 next Monday
07:34:23 <Mort-> Anything goes
07:34:32 <Mort-> Sorry
07:34:36 <Mort-> Next Sunday
07:34:55 <matt> Shade of ice?
07:35:06 <Ballig> Sunday
07:35:06 <Mort-> And as for punting gnomes - you can throw them over the walls as well!
07:35:10 <Mort-> Yeah
07:35:21 <Mort-> Shades of ice
07:35:33 <matt> Pfs
07:35:38 <Mort-> Yeah
07:35:38 <matt> v?
07:35:44 <Brunius> Is mekkis running a game next saturday too
07:35:51 <matt> Irc?
07:35:56 <Mort-> I think he will run city of strangers 2
07:36:01 <Mort-> Which i can't play
07:36:10 <Brunius> cos you already played it
07:36:13 <Mort-> I think mek will be
07:36:14 <Brunius> ah, that session was fun
07:36:18 <Mort-> Yeah they know
07:36:24 <Mort-> Were you there?
07:36:30 <Brunius> yeah
07:36:31 <matt> I'll check the schedule
07:36:33 <Brunius> derau played it
07:36:39 <Mort-> Oh yeah
07:36:45 <Mort-> You ran in and ...
07:36:49 <Mort-> Nah won't say anything
07:37:03 <Mort-> And i didn't know how many spells wizards had
07:37:46 <Mort-> Well in ddo monster summoning is a good idea
07:37:52 <Mort-> Guess not so much in pfs
07:38:00 <Brunius> it slows stuff down
07:39:28 <Mort-> Uh
07:40:52 <Mort-> I think i need weapon chords
07:40:58 <Mort-> My days of switching weapons are over
07:46:19 <Mort-> Lol
07:48:14 * Mort- waits for matt to disappear :)
07:48:38 * Mort- ponders. It didn't work?
07:48:38 <matt> Haha. Stupid iPad
07:48:42 <Mort-> Gah
07:49:00 <Mort-> It should. The last 3 times i bit you you disappeared
07:49:14 <Mort-> Ah this stuff takes time
07:50:21 <matt> my ipad was bing retarder. on a real computer now
07:50:34 * Mort- prepares to make matt disappear again
07:50:39 <matt> lol
07:50:42 * Mort- chants the magic words
07:50:53 <matt> lol
07:51:02 <matt> I think I'm good this time
07:51:09 <Mort-> Urm. Didn't work? :(
07:51:34 <matt> you've used all the spells for the day
07:51:49 <Mort-> No!
07:51:54 <Mort-> I hash spells!
07:52:13 * Mort- begins to summon chocolate chip cookies...
07:52:57 <Mort-> Just fyi. I picked up this stuff hm last October.
07:53:08 <Mort-> Never done table top before this.
07:53:27 <Steven> alright goin to bed, i got things to do in 4 hours
07:53:32 <Steven> so nap time
07:54:21 * matt offers Mort Maple Syrup cookies
07:54:35 <matt> yum
07:55:29 * Mort- tumbles all over matt and gobbles up all his cookies
07:55:52 <Mort-> If hydra were here. He would say. Don't feed the Mort.
07:56:13 <matt> haha, dangerious?
07:56:23 <Mekkis> Ballig, could you please update the site to indicate changed starting time?
07:56:26 <Mort-> They don't know when to stop.
07:56:36 <matt> they are very yummy, I shouldnt be eating one for breakfast though
07:56:44 <Mort-> Its like once you've fed them
07:56:47 <Ballig> Mekkis; what's the changed starting time
07:56:52 <Mort-> They will keep finding you
07:56:52 <Mekkis> 10:30am
07:56:59 <Mort-> Daylight saving no longer on
07:57:00 <Ballig> it says 10.30am
07:57:03 <Mort-> Or whatever.
07:57:17 <Mekkis> ChanOP was changing the topic to 1pm several times
07:57:24 <Mort-> I agree
07:57:25 <Ballig> yeah because it netsplit
07:57:29 <Mort-> I saw it too
07:57:41 <Ballig> it changes the topic to a previous one for whatever reason
07:58:45 <matt> hey Mekkis, do you think it will be 8 hours?
07:59:13 <Mekkis> It will be less that yesterday's game
07:59:42 <Mort-> I had some damn funny things happen to me in city of strangers 2
07:59:55 <matt> ok, sounds good.
08:00:03 <Mekkis> Darkwhite always goes overtime with City of Strangers 1 :)
08:01:44 <Brunius> We went overtime today
08:01:53 <Brunius> aaaanyway
08:01:54 <Mort-> Lol
08:01:58 <Brunius> school tomorrow, so i gotta sleep
08:01:59 <Brunius> night guys
08:02:10 <Mort-> Night bru
08:03:08 * Mort- wishes her party luck with city of strangers 2!
08:04:28 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, what did you play?
08:04:46 <Mekkis> The fact is, that act can take 10 minutes, or two hours
08:05:11 <Mort-> I remember him saying it earlier
08:05:20 <Mort-> But i forgot what it was
08:05:30 <matt> hrm....I need a registered nickname?
08:05:41 <matt> I need to read this manual...
08:06:23 <matt> it's retarded, I cant do anything other then chat in this channel...and just barely..lol
08:06:25 <Ballig> registered nickname for what
08:06:40 <Mort-> His Nick isn't registered
08:06:41 <matt> I think to send pms
08:06:44 <Ballig> oh
08:06:47 <Mort-> He needs it registered
08:06:47 <Ballig> who are you trying to PM
08:06:56 <matt> Mekkis
08:06:59 <Ballig> ahh
08:07:00 <Mort-> Just teach him the commands to :p
08:07:07 <Ballig> he can do /mode Mekkis -R
08:07:16 <Ballig> (Mekkis has to do that, though)
08:07:30 <Mort-> I can't remember the commands to register
08:09:31 <Mort-> Example: /NickOP help register (Details of how to register will be given)
08:09:36 <Mort-> Try this one!
08:17:46 <matt> ok, seems to be working, thanks!
08:18:41 <Mort-> Np
08:26:02 <Forevernade> helllooooooooo
08:48:47 <Avatar> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002SQG4TU/?tag=047-20
10:20:59 <Mort-> Night all
11:18:41 <matt> nite
11:22:22 <Forevernade> hi all
11:24:20 <Avatar> yo
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14:00:39 * Mort- yawns
14:04:11 <Hydrazine> howdy.
14:04:31 * Mort- waves at hydrazine
14:04:44 <Hydrazine> I got in a car accident today.
14:04:57 <Mort-> Are you ok?
14:05:03 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I'm fine.
14:05:09 <Hydrazine> Sisters a bit bruised up.
14:05:22 <Mort-> How is she
14:05:25 <Mort-> What happened
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14:05:29 <Hydrazine> Car's a bit fucked. Other guy was okay, but his car's pretty wrecked.
14:06:05 <Hydrazine> I was stopping at a red and he drove right into the back end.
14:06:34 <Hydrazine> Sister's back just hurts. She was leaning forward.
14:06:36 <Mort-> At least everyone is all right
14:06:39 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
14:06:43 <Mort-> Safety belts?
14:07:01 <Hydrazine> Car's not toooo bad, but the ass end cosmetics are torn off, and the exhaust is hanging on the ground.
14:07:36 <Mort-> Insurance fix
14:07:47 <Hydrazine> When I first came home last year, I yelled at them pretty hard about safety belts.
14:08:08 <Hydrazine> I even hit the brakes on her hard once when she wasn't wearing it, send her rattling around the back seat.
14:08:19 <Hydrazine> Just to prove the point.
14:08:27 <Hydrazine> So yeah, she was wearing it now.
14:10:05 <Mort-> My dad yells at us all the time about safety belts
14:10:28 <Mort-> If we ever sit in his car without putting them on we get a earfu5
14:10:32 <Mort-> Earful
14:10:38 <Hydrazine> My stepfather got in a pretty big wreck not wearing his once.
14:11:26 <Mort-> What happened
14:11:37 <Hydrazine> He flew out the front windshield and across 50 feet of opposing traffic. Landed on the other side of the road. His shoulder's pretty fucked from it, but hes damn lucky he didn't get hit on the way.
14:12:04 <Mort-> Yeah
14:12:13 <Mort-> He could have hit something else instead
14:12:20 <Hydrazine> Like a car.
14:12:22 <Mort-> And it wouldn't end well
14:12:55 <Hydrazine> That was a head-on, too, at pretty high speed.
14:13:34 * Mort- winces
14:13:46 <Mort-> I think I'm glad about my dad yelling at us
14:14:00 <Mort-> He doesn't do it anymore. He doesn't have to :p
14:53:43 <Mort-> Mph
14:54:32 <Avatar> no $ out of your pocket ?
15:01:47 <Mort-> That's what insurance is for
15:01:59 <Mort-> They pay the bills so you don't have to
15:12:27 <Avatar> yeah, good
15:12:36 <Hydrazine> yeah, nothing out of mine.
15:12:45 <Hydrazine> because i was hit while stopped at a red.
15:13:04 <Hydrazine> which is pretty clearly not my fault. but the other guy will have to pay a bit.
15:17:26 <Mort-> Do you lose your no claim bonus?
15:17:31 <Mort-> i can drive you know :p
15:17:50 <Mort-> You can start imagining a mort driving
15:18:06 <Hydrazine> So we saw lemurs on tv today.
15:18:21 <Hydrazine> And my sister chimes in; "So thats what your friend thinks she is?"
15:18:47 <Mort-> Lol :d
15:18:56 * Mort- purrs
15:19:09 <Mort-> Mouse lemur to be exact
16:15:21 * Mort- feels sleepx.
16:22:49 <Hydrazine> fuck i hate undermanned games.
16:22:58 <Hydrazine> we lost a teammate and still put up a good fight.
16:27:05 <Mort-> Lol
16:27:13 <Mort-> Literally lol?
16:28:53 <Hydrazine> yes.
16:28:59 <Hydrazine> I was playing the new guy. I like him.
16:29:09 <Hydrazine> Hes a big raging centaur with a glaive.
16:29:15 <Hydrazine> And he goes really fast and stomps on face.
16:29:19 <Mort-> Lol
16:29:35 <Hydrazine> he actually gets bonus damage based on his move speed.
16:29:44 <Mort-> In dota terms i think its called centaur chieftain
16:29:53 <Hydrazine> hes designed to be built to go fast, run in, and start a mess.
16:29:58 <Mort-> Do the charge and fk their casters thing
16:30:00 <Mort-> : s
16:30:09 <Hydrazine> he has TWO buttons just to go fast.
16:30:12 <Hydrazine> one packs a fear.
16:30:43 <Hydrazine> I like him alot. He does what I like doing with jarvan, and better.
16:31:16 <Mort-> Ah
16:31:29 <Mort-> Charge? :d
16:32:15 <Mort-> My brother was playing his wizard with run into the mess. Ae stun and pick them off with frost bolts
16:32:25 <Mort-> That's d3
16:32:34 <Mort-> Why can't i ever do that in pfs :p
16:32:45 <Mort-> I even think about it ill end up dead
16:32:54 <Hydrazine> Jarvan's one of my favorites in league. Hes a big guy with a lance and some good tank features.
16:33:12 <Mort-> You generally a tank ? :p
16:33:17 <Mort-> Lance lol
16:33:20 <Hydrazine> but my main problem is that his super special trick puts up a wall around himself and the target. locks them in with him.
16:33:35 <Hydrazine> and like 7 out of 10 have a way to get out of it
16:33:44 <Mort-> Oh i see
16:33:52 <Hydrazine> so its generally kind of a waste.
16:33:57 <Mort-> I thought it is a good trick
16:34:05 <Hydrazine> when it works its fantastic.
16:34:10 <Hydrazine> but its not often enough.,
16:34:11 <Mort-> No interference
16:34:25 <Mort-> Stuck with a raging beast.
16:34:29 <Hydrazine> and yeah, i usually tank.
16:34:32 <Mort-> Will make your day :d
16:34:33 <Mort-> Lol
16:34:50 <Mort-> I usually caster because if you are noob at dota
16:35:01 <Mort-> You will fk up so bad as a tank
16:35:09 <Hydrazine> whats really convinient is that i'm used to playing jarvan, and building him to go fast.
16:35:20 <Hydrazine> chasing down the squishies who run from me.
16:35:30 <Hydrazine> and the horseman just gets better at it. SO fast.
16:35:41 <Mort-> Ah so your quite acquainted at it
16:35:42 <Mort-> Lol
16:35:57 <Hydrazine> hm. I play uh. 4 tanks pretty regularly.
16:36:04 <Mort-> I must learn to chase squishies down.
16:36:06 <Hydrazine> a few more less often.
16:36:19 <Mort-> But wait. I'm half squishy :p
16:36:25 <Hydrazine> but i play some casters and a few ranged damage aswell.
16:36:31 <Mort-> Lol
16:36:37 <Hydrazine> Got a pretty solid Brand game. Hes a straight pyromancer.
16:36:46 <Hydrazine> All of his buttons are different ways of setting the enemy on fire.
16:36:52 <Mort-> Come on. Confess. Aren't you a hulk type of person?
16:36:58 <Mort-> Get immunity to fire :p
16:37:02 <Hydrazine> In what way?
16:37:30 <Mort-> Uh you like to hit things in front of you? :p
16:37:39 <Mort-> Or do i misunderstand you :p
16:37:58 <Mort-> I think all of us have certain inclinations :d
16:38:08 <Hydrazine> i enjoy tanking, which isn't quite the same thing.
16:38:26 <Mort-> Actually i don't enjoy tanking :p
16:38:27 <Hydrazine> the strategy of severely interfering with my enemies.
16:38:30 * Mort- hides
16:38:34 <Mort-> That i do too
16:38:36 <Mort-> Though
16:38:44 <Hydrazine> so that others can do the damage.
16:38:44 <Mort-> I love fking up peoples day
16:39:00 <Mort-> But i don't really enjoy tanking ^^
16:39:02 <Hydrazine> one of my favorite tanks, is about the most common champion banned in ranked matches.
16:39:11 <Mort-> Lol why
16:39:15 <Mort-> Oped?
16:39:36 <Hydrazine> He has this huge AoE stun, and a health percentage based AoE.
16:39:59 <Hydrazine> with good positioning, he can stun the entire enemy team for 2 seconds.
16:40:20 <Hydrazine> With good teamwork, atleast 2 of them, probably the high damage output ones, will be dead by the time its over.
16:40:30 <Hydrazine> and then its just cleanup and an easily won fight.
16:41:21 <Hydrazine> its not that hes OP, its just that one lucky shot from him can ruin a day.
16:41:37 <Brunius_AFK> Mekkis / MekkisScreen : 3EX - The Cyphermage Dilemma
16:41:40 Brunius_AFK is now known as Brunius
16:42:34 <Mort-> Lol
16:43:23 <Hydrazine> so i build him straight tank with a bit of speed, an attack speed slowing effect, and a movement slowing effect.
16:43:51 <Hydrazine> so the other team loses damage output just for fighting near me, and can't get away.
16:44:19 <Mort-> Lol
16:44:28 <Mort-> Just hold you at range
16:44:31 <Mort-> Or stun you
16:44:44 <Mort-> Trying to kill a tank is very. Waste of time
16:45:10 <Hydrazine> heres the thing though. can't just ignore me. not when you lose attack speed when i'm around.
16:45:19 <Hydrazine> and 3.5% of your health every second i stand there.
16:47:18 <Hydrazine> part of the design for an effective tank includes reasons why they're a threat, why you can't just ignore them.
16:47:45 <Hydrazine> for example, one has a pile of stuns, on rather short cooldowns. does no damage, but she can just fire stuns all day.
16:48:04 <Mort-> Well stun the stunner. Matter settled
16:48:17 <Mort-> Throw you somewhere else if possible
16:48:26 <Hydrazine> then you're not stunning the guy who does all the damage.
16:48:29 <Hydrazine> mission accomplished.
16:48:55 <Mort-> But you don't do damage while stunned
16:48:59 <Mort-> That's the point
16:49:10 <Mort-> If you don't stop him you can't deal damage,g
16:50:27 <Hydrazine> but if your busy stunning the tank, the tank's damage friend is ripping into you.
16:52:09 <Mort-> You wouldn't do damage to either the tank or his friend if you were stunned either :d
16:52:25 <Mort-> Stun the tank. Then dps the damage class
16:55:30 <Mort-> What level were you playing at brunius?
16:55:34 <Mort-> Had fun?
16:55:36 <Brunius> 1-2
16:55:39 <Brunius> It was good
16:55:47 <Mort-> Who?
16:55:56 <Mort-> Was avatar there?
16:58:14 <Brunius> He was DMing SoI 1
17:03:22 <Mort-> Oh cool!
17:04:07 <Mort-> i look foward to soi this week end!
17:04:12 <Mort-> typically without a healer
17:27:13 <Hydrazine> so i just had me a sweeeeet horseman game.
17:27:18 <Hydrazine> got an early quadkill.
17:27:23 <Hydrazine> just steamrolled from there.
17:34:48 <Mort-> Lol
18:56:53 <matt> Hey guys
18:57:46 <DarkDaemon> hey
19:00:03 <Mort-> Morning
19:04:29 <Mort-> Morning
19:04:45 <Mort-> Breakfast. Then work :p
19:11:24 * Mort- waves at matt
19:59:47 <Steven> hey guys!
20:01:53 <Mort-> Hello.
20:02:52 <Steven> I just woke up
20:02:56 <Steven> at 5pm at night
20:04:22 <Mort-> I'm going to work
20:04:40 <Mort-> And i haven't had enough cookies :(
20:04:59 <Steven> i woke up to cookies!
20:05:03 <Steven> sam woke up super early
20:05:09 <Steven> like she always does after... well you know
20:06:20 <Mort-> I have no cookies :(
20:06:21 <Mort-> :(
20:06:30 * Steven gives you cookies
20:06:38 * Steven also gives you a scone and a muffin
20:06:56 <Mort-> Oh thanks
20:07:04 <Mort-> Is vanish a good idea?
20:07:24 <Mort-> i can imagine sneaking up to the enemy caster
20:07:44 <Steven> vanish is the one turn invis right?
20:08:16 <Mort-> And if he cant see you he can't aoo you right
20:08:35 <Mort-> Yes
20:08:42 <Mort-> One round per level
20:08:51 <Mort-> Level 3 now so i have some time
20:09:01 <Steven> well, thats true so long as he doesnt have other senses
20:09:21 <Mort-> Technically i could practice boss assasination
20:09:35 <Mort-> Appear from behind and you know what comes up next right :p
20:09:57 <Mort-> 2hand with sg loaded
20:10:28 <Mort-> 2 spells just to do one trick though
20:10:31 <Mort-> Sigh.
20:12:43 <Steven> yeah
20:12:48 <Steven> considered a wand?
20:12:59 <Steven> though a wand will only be 1 round
20:14:44 <Mort-> You spend one round activating the wand
20:14:57 <Mort-> Next round you appear again
20:15:05 <Mort-> That's useful as fk
20:17:01 <Steven> well you use one round, cast it move, next round cast it move
20:17:16 <Steven> next round cast it move behind guy
20:17:31 <Steven> next round full attack
20:17:44 <Mort-> Maybe. Also most combats don't last faster then 5 rounds
20:17:53 <Mort-> So your wasting time
20:18:12 <Steven> if it were me, ide rule it as you time it right so as to stay invisible
20:18:20 <Mort-> Last longer.
20:18:21 <Steven> but that depends on your gm
20:18:30 <Steven> im talking about a wand of it
20:18:39 <Mort-> I do want to stay invisible
20:18:46 <Mort-> I know
20:19:00 <Mort-> 25gp per...
20:19:29 <Steven> if you're casting it from a wand its 15g per use
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20:19:58 <Steven> anyways, imma be afk for a bit. have fun guys!
20:20:52 <Mort-> Hm
20:21:15 <Steven> i need to figure out some kind of arcane caster
20:21:27 <Mort-> Mmph
20:21:35 <Mort-> Hi matt
20:21:41 <matt> Back again
20:22:01 <Ballig> wizard
20:22:15 <Steven> i know
20:23:40 <Steven> i just feel pretty meh about the classes available to arcane classes
20:25:39 <Ballig> yeah go wizard
20:25:39 <Steven> Bard/wiz/sorc/alchemist/witch....
20:25:41 <Ballig> with 17 int
20:25:43 <Ballig> and 13 dex
20:25:45 <Ballig> and 9 str
20:25:48 <Ballig> you can figure out the rest
20:26:21 <Steven> 14 con?
20:27:26 <Ballig> can you afford it
20:27:33 <Steven> yeah
20:27:41 <Steven> going to do some kind of archtype
20:27:43 <Ballig> no!
20:27:45 <Ballig> no archetype!
20:27:50 <Steven> YUP
20:27:53 <Steven> archtype
20:28:09 <Steven> no way i can play a bland wizard
20:28:20 <Ballig> yes
20:28:20 <Ballig> bland wizard
20:28:21 <Ballig> universalist
20:28:36 <Steven> NEVER
20:28:40 <Ballig> DO IT OR ELSE
20:28:40 <Steven> im going to go....
20:28:49 <Steven> scroll scholar
20:29:01 <Ballig> go the one that lets you use scrolls as a weapon
20:29:19 <Brunius> It's pretty bad
20:29:22 <Ballig> it's very bad
20:30:39 <Steven> Scrollmaster
20:30:47 <Steven> going scrollmaster bwahahahah
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20:41:07 <Brunius> enjoy forking out for scrolls
20:45:04 <Steven> will be doing that anyways
20:45:46 <Steven> its too bad that the primalist is off limits
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21:53:30 <Steven> alright goin to bed, i got things to do in 4 hours
21:53:35 <Steven> so nap time
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22:26:08 <Mort-> Hello.
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22:58:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, I think the toilet one is of bad taste
22:58:29 <Mekkis> I like the grenade one though
22:59:40 <Avatar> bad taste
22:59:41 <Avatar> I get it
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23:23:56 <Mekkis> I'm not sure if I find any toilet-based "humour" funny
23:25:04 <Mekkis> maybe I'm conservative
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