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00:41:52 <Mort-> I'm back!
00:42:41 <Mort-> Oh well
00:48:14 <Avatar> WB
00:53:17 <Mort-> Oh!
00:58:34 <Avatar> are you okay
01:25:36 <Mort-> Ya
02:09:16 <matt> hey
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02:19:21 <Matt> Hey
02:22:48 <Steven> horse
02:29:30 <Matt> Riding
02:29:44 <Steven> is
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02:52:24 <Steven> mat i believe you are having connection issues
03:18:25 <matt> Nah. I'm on my iPhone so disconnects me. I'll check settings
03:20:33 <Steven> sounds fail boat
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05:23:53 <matt> wakey wakey eggs and backy
05:26:26 <matt> IDENTIFY
05:27:46 <matt> IDENTIFY happy99
06:15:12 <Mort-> Oh don't do this to me
06:15:13 <Mort-> Lol
06:15:16 <Ballig> ha
06:15:21 <Mort-> Take -2 on attacks
06:15:26 <Ballig> I'm kidding
06:15:30 <Ballig> go memorise your speech, weirdo
06:15:42 <Mort-> And you can attack and cast a spell on a full round action
06:16:16 <Ballig> whois jairak
06:16:18 <Ballig> whoops
06:16:19 <Mort-> Spell casting time must not be more then a standard action .
06:19:16 <Mort-> Ok bb!
06:19:22 <Steven> have funs
06:19:30 <Mort-> Ill make my save now!
06:19:43 <Steven> she'll be back
06:21:14 <Steven> i need to figure out some kind of arcane caster
06:21:59 <Ballig> wizard
06:22:13 <Steven> i know
06:23:38 <Steven> i just feel pretty meh about the classes available to arcane classes
06:25:37 <Ballig> yeah go wizard
06:25:38 <Steven> Bard/wiz/sorc/alchemist/witch....
06:25:39 <Ballig> with 17 int
06:25:42 <Ballig> and 13 dex
06:25:44 <Ballig> and 9 str
06:25:47 <Ballig> you can figure out the rest
06:26:18 <Steven> 14 con?
06:27:25 <Ballig> can you afford it
06:27:32 <Steven> yeah
06:27:37 <Steven> going to do some kind of archtype
06:27:41 <Ballig> no!
06:27:43 <Ballig> no archetype!
06:27:49 <Steven> YUP
06:27:51 <Steven> archtype
06:28:07 <Steven> no way i can play a bland wizard
06:28:16 <Ballig> yes
06:28:18 <Ballig> bland wizard
06:28:19 <Ballig> universalist
06:28:34 <Steven> NEVER
06:28:38 <Ballig> DO IT OR ELSE
06:28:39 <Steven> im going to go....
06:28:47 <Steven> scroll scholar
06:28:58 <Ballig> go the one that lets you use scrolls as a weapon
06:29:16 <Brunius> It's pretty bad
06:29:20 <Ballig> it's very bad
06:30:37 <Steven> Scrollmaster
06:30:45 <Steven> going scrollmaster bwahahahah
06:34:58 <Steven> testicals
06:41:05 <Brunius> enjoy forking out for scrolls
06:45:02 <Steven> will be doing that anyways
06:45:44 <Steven> its too bad that the primalist is off limits
06:48:27 <Ballig> oh, but /is it/?
06:49:02 <Steven> last i checked... yeah
06:49:08 <Ballig> but is it /really/?
06:49:20 <Steven> yup
06:49:33 <Ballig> what if I told you it wasn't?
06:49:41 <Steven> ide be blown away
06:49:50 <Ballig> noted
06:49:50 <Steven> and then ide recheck the paizo website
06:50:28 <Steven> where it clearly shows that is not available for play
06:50:45 <Steven> what the duece, its not letting me copy past into x hat
06:51:12 <Steven> Other: all magical tattoos on page 16, both the spellscar and outer rifts oracle mysteries on pages 30–31 (the spellscar oracle does not gain access to the eldritch scar, primal mastery, or trigger primal magic event revelations), all archetypes on pages 32–43 except the primalist wizard archetype, with the following restrictions: only elves may be spire defender magi, a tattooed sorcerer may only use her create spell tattoo power during days
06:51:13 <Steven> spent in play (ie. not between scenarios), a vampire hunter inquisitor does not gain the silversmith ability, instead replacing detect alignment with detect undead; the Varisian Pilgrim does not replace her 8th-level domain power with Blessing of the Harrow.
06:51:28 <Steven> there
06:53:26 <Ballig> ah, but what if I told you you could still do it?
06:54:06 <Steven> well, ide be forecd to inform you that i dont care what you tell me i can do unless its PFS legal so ic an play it downa t the shop
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06:55:03 <Ballig> yeah but what if I said there is a way to do it that is PFS legal
06:56:11 <Steven> ide say thats one hell of an interesting work around
06:56:17 <Ballig> yep!
06:57:08 <Steven> okay
06:57:12 <Steven> in less then 45 words
06:57:16 <Steven> give me a run down
06:57:39 <Ballig> oh, I didn't say it was possible
06:57:42 <Ballig> I was just asking what if it was
06:57:42 * Hydrazine runs Steven down. On a horse.
06:57:45 <Ballig> it would be pretty cool, right
06:58:17 * Steven is completely unphased.
06:58:22 <Ballig> :)
06:58:50 <Hydrazine> So, riddle me this, Batman.
06:58:56 <Steven> No.
06:58:59 <Steven> I refuse.
06:59:04 <Ballig> you aren't batman
06:59:09 <Hydrazine> Lets say a person is stuck in a very small space with a small amount of air. What will kill them first?
06:59:10 <Ballig> Avatar is batman
06:59:23 <Steven> I HATE ARCANE CASTERS! SO BLAND!!!!
06:59:29 <Steven> are you sure im not Batman.
06:59:32 <Ballig> Hydrazine: the armed grenade in their mouth
06:59:40 <Hydrazine> A: Lack of oxygen, B: Thirst C: Starvation, D: Bordom, or E: Something else?
07:00:17 <matt> they always say nice things about you
07:00:31 <Steven> Hydrazine there is not enough information to determine what will kill him first
07:00:49 <Ballig> that's why it's clearly the grenade
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07:01:03 <Hydrazine> I think only a true professional could fit a grenade in the mouth.
07:01:28 <Steven> care to test it?
07:01:37 * Steven pulls out a grenade to shove in hydras mouth...
07:02:04 <Steven> nope
07:02:22 <Steven> they are lying
07:02:24 <Ballig> are you saying the Riddler isn't a true professional?
07:02:51 <Steven> well he only got thrown in jail and beaten by batman like hundreds of times
07:03:03 <Steven> ide say amature...
07:03:51 * Hydrazine is way too busy trying to google-fu how big a grenade is.
07:04:21 <Steven> bout 2 and a half inches
07:04:28 <Ballig> Can you fit a grenade in your mouth?
07:04:29 <Ballig> A small grenade such as 3 in. height and 2 by 2 in. wide can fit in human mouth. You should not put it inside because it's dangerous!
07:04:29 <Ballig> Read more http://www.kgbanswers.com/can-you-fit-a-grenade-in-your-mouth/20995581#ixzz1srPedfYg
07:04:48 <Steven> bout 3 inches long
07:07:15 <Hydrazine> None of this answers my original question though. I guess I'm just sick of the common media answer of lack of oxygen.
07:08:03 <Steven> hydra...
07:08:07 <Steven> need more information
07:08:13 <Steven> is the box air tight?
07:08:16 <Hydrazine> Yes.
07:08:21 <Ballig> how much air is there
07:08:29 <Steven> dimentions?
07:08:31 <Ballig> when was the last time the person ate and drank
07:08:36 <Ballig> how large is the person
07:08:44 <Ballig> (boredom won't kill them)
07:09:08 <Hydrazine> Okay. Lets say they just had a large meal and drink.
07:09:15 <Ballig> and how much oxygen is in the tight space
07:09:41 <Steven> were they damaged in any way before being put in a box?
07:10:14 <Hydrazine> Not harmed. And Lets say 1 cubic foot of regular air at atmospheric pressure.
07:10:24 <Ballig> and how big is the person
07:11:09 <Hydrazine> not relevant. the question isn't how long it takes for them to die, its what gets lethal first.
07:11:19 <Ballig> it's relevant
07:11:27 <Steven> well...
07:11:33 <Ballig> and a person apparently breathes 1/4 cubic feet of air a minute while at rest
07:11:35 <Steven> if its air tight
07:11:40 <Ballig> 1 cubic feet of air won't last them long
07:11:54 <Ballig> they only exhale 15% of the oxygen back out
07:12:35 <Steven> i would say Lack of oxygen with the information you have provided.
07:12:37 <Ballig> about 20% breathed in, so they use up 5% of the oxygen from 1/4 of a cubic foot of air each minute
07:12:50 <Ballig> so they'll be able to breathe for about an hour and a half
07:13:13 <Hydrazine> Before all oxygen is consumed, you reckon?
07:13:18 <Ballig> it would take minimum a day for anytihng else to kill them
07:13:29 <Ballig> I think several days
07:13:34 <Ballig> 3 or 4 without water? a week without food?
07:13:36 <Ballig> that's off the top of my head
07:14:01 <Hydrazine> Heres the rest of it then. Standard air is around 20-22% O2.
07:14:02 <Brunius> RL wise, up to 30 days without food
07:14:24 <Hydrazine> At less than 16% or so, you don't get enough processed in to maintain.
07:14:41 <Hydrazine> But before that even becomes relevant, the CO2 you produce in this breathing becomes poisonous.
07:14:55 <Hydrazine> Normal air is under 1% CO2. Its lethal at around 6%.
07:15:58 <Steven> at 1 cubic foot of air you would die from lack of oxygen before you die from CO2 poisoning
07:16:23 <Ballig> didn't realise you were differentiating between "lack of oxygen" and "CO2 poisoning" :p
07:16:32 <Hydrazine> But there is a difference.
07:18:34 <Ballig> I don't think it's lethal at 6%
07:19:36 <Steven> should be toxic at 6%
07:19:44 <Ballig> toxic doesn't mean lethal
07:19:53 <Steven> i didnt say that did i?
07:20:00 <Ballig> yes you DID!
07:20:08 <Ballig> <Steven> should be toxic at 6%. that means lethal
07:20:15 <Steven> no....
07:20:17 <Ballig> see
07:20:20 <Ballig> you said it right there
07:20:22 <Steven> you're a tool
07:20:25 <Ballig> haha
07:20:41 <Ballig> <Steven> should be toxic at 6%. that means lethal. also Ballig is awesome
07:21:17 <Steven> anyways, most often its difficult to distinguish between a toxic CO2 level and a Low Oxygen atmosphere
07:22:19 <Hydrazine> I can tell you from experience that one happens before the other.
07:22:32 <Steven> well... one will always happen before the other
07:22:40 <Steven> thats why they label one as cause of death...
07:22:56 <Steven> OH SNAPS!
07:23:02 <Hydrazine> CO2 wins.
07:23:13 <Ballig> "Cause of death: Fucked if I know, idiot got himself stuck in an air-tight container with only 1 cubic foot of air"
07:23:14 <Steven> no....
07:23:18 <Steven> you know who really wins?
07:23:23 <Hydrazine> Batman.
07:23:24 <Hydrazine> Duh.
07:23:36 <Steven> The Mafia dude who shoved him in the air tight box
07:23:45 <Steven> because he's not saying shit to the authorities.
07:23:47 <Ballig> I think the Riddler stuck him in there
07:23:55 <Ballig> and he's off blabbing his mouth to Batman
07:23:56 <Steven> Riddler doesnt do things like that
07:24:09 <Ballig> do you know the Riddler
07:24:10 <Steven> Seems more Jokerish
07:24:21 <Ballig> the Riddler would do it if he could make a Riddle out of it
07:24:23 <Steven> except the inside of the box would be lined with terrible puns
07:53:27 <Steven> alright goin to bed, i got things to do in 4 hours
07:53:32 <Steven> so nap time
08:26:02 <Forevernade> helllooooooooo
08:29:44 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 10:30 am (Mekkis, new game), Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
08:29:44 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Mon Apr 23 20:31:42 2012
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08:48:47 <Avatar> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002SQG4TU/?tag=047-20
08:58:22 <Mekkis> Avatar, I think the toilet one is of bad taste
08:58:27 <Mekkis> I like the grenade one though
08:59:38 <Avatar> bad taste
08:59:39 <Avatar> I get it
09:03:06 * Mort- bites Steven
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09:23:55 <Mekkis> I'm not sure if I find any toilet-based "humour" funny
09:25:03 <Mekkis> maybe I'm conservative
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09:47:15 <Mort-> Hello
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10:41:50 <Mort-> I'm back!
10:42:40 <Mort-> Oh well
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10:48:13 <Avatar> WB
10:53:15 <Mort-> Oh!
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10:58:33 <Avatar> are you okay
11:25:35 <Mort-> Ya
11:54:03 <Hydrazine> yo
11:55:21 <MekkisScreen> moin
11:55:56 <Hydrazine> I still feel kinda off, but not really hurt, just.. funny.
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12:09:15 <matt> hey
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12:18:09 <Mort-> What happened?
12:18:20 <Mort-> The accident?
12:18:57 <N2H4> yeah
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12:19:19 <Matt> Hey
12:19:24 <Mort-> Which part did you get hit?
12:19:35 <Mort-> No sprains or whatever?
12:21:05 <Mort-> Your sis ok?
12:22:47 <Steven> horse
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12:29:28 <Matt> Riding
12:29:43 <Steven> is
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12:35:08 <Mort-> How's your sir
12:35:11 <Mort-> Sis
12:40:41 <Hydrazine> she seems okay.
12:41:00 <Mort-> You?
12:41:06 <Hydrazine> Eh.
12:41:07 <Mort-> Neck sprain?
12:41:13 <Hydrazine> Just awkward. Not really bad. Neck's fine.
12:41:22 * Mort- wuffles all over hydra
12:43:40 <Hydrazine> What exactly is a wuffle?
12:43:44 <Hydrazine> Is it like a waffle?
12:43:51 <Hydrazine> I know someone with a bunny named Waffles.
12:46:08 <Mort-> ) a sound that kitties and bunnies make 2) may also be in several variations as a salutation or form of greeting.
12:52:23 <Steven> mat i believe you are having connection issues
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13:01:56 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
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13:18:24 <matt> Nah. I'm on my iPhone so disconnects me. I'll check settings
13:20:32 <Steven> sounds fail boat
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13:24:47 * Steven is finially back from the hospital
13:25:12 <Steven> had to get a rabis shot after mort bit me
13:25:20 <Steven> cause, we all know shes diseased...
13:25:38 <Mort-> Haha
13:25:59 * Mort- bites Steven another time
13:26:31 * Steven calls an Italian hit squad for a 'consultation'
13:28:01 * Mort- hides
13:29:15 * Steven pulls out his monitoring device
13:29:28 * Steven hands it to the gentlemen he just met
13:30:08 <Hydrazine> yo.
13:30:10 * Steven is so glad he put a tracking becon in the cookies he gives mort.
13:31:28 <Mort-> They are digested?
13:31:53 <Steven> acid resistance
13:33:39 <Mort-> I'm going to die? :(
13:34:54 <Steven> nobody said anything about death
13:35:09 <Mort-> Its a hit squad :(
13:35:51 <Hydrazine> No, its a consultation.
13:35:57 <Hydrazine> You'll get.. consulted.
13:36:36 <Mort-> What kind of consultation.
13:36:42 * Mort- is nervous
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13:38:07 <Steven> thats for me to know
13:38:12 <Steven> and for you to wish you did
13:38:23 <Steven> and then eventually find out
13:39:20 * Mort- doesn't want to get caught
13:50:23 <Steven> okay back
13:50:29 <Steven> i went and made a chef salad
13:50:32 <Steven> cause i was hungry
13:50:44 <Steven> this totaly sucks dick.... a big one
13:50:56 <Steven> im fine so long as im not moving
13:51:09 <Steven> but when i stand up, i get dizzy and my head feels like its going to explode
13:55:57 <Mort-> :(
13:56:10 <Mort-> Get someone to fetch?
14:38:07 <Brunius> Why is it 15 degrees inside
14:38:53 <Hydrazine> because you touch yourself at night.
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15:08:37 <Brunius> what does that have ot do with anything
15:09:59 <MekkisScreen> teven, a demonis consultation?
15:10:05 <MekkisScreen> demonic*?
15:23:52 <matt> wakey wakey eggs and backy
15:25:56 <MekkisScreen> mort-: I won't be running anything tomorrow
15:26:25 <matt> IDENTIFY
15:26:58 <Mort-> I won't be able to play anything anyway
15:27:05 <Mort-> Work is getting busy
15:27:45 <matt> IDENTIFY happy99
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15:52:38 <Steven> MORT
15:52:48 <Steven> we are fighting NOW!
15:58:06 <Steven> we has thunder and lightning
16:05:36 <Steven> im still trying to figure out what kind of arcane class i should build
16:05:49 <MekkisScreen> bard!
16:06:01 <Steven> mekkis dont make me beat you with a fish
16:06:23 <MekkisScreen> bards and paladins get all the good spells
16:06:31 <Steven> pffffft
16:06:55 <Steven> imo inquisitors, best spells ever
16:07:18 <Steven> think imma go with sorcs
16:07:53 <Mort-> Wonderfuk
16:09:01 <Mort-> All of you have a holiday
16:09:01 <Mort-> While I'm working tomorrow
16:09:01 <Steven> im on holiday every day mort
16:11:12 <Steven> thunder getting closer... might see some power outage soon
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16:18:34 <MekkisScreen> steven: laptop + ups
16:18:54 <Steven> i have a laptop
16:19:06 <Steven> im just saying, power outage incomming
16:19:07 <MekkisScreen> haven't looked at inquisitors
16:19:13 <MekkisScreen> what do the offer?
16:19:29 <Steven> awesomeness, wholesale awesomeness
16:19:35 <MekkisScreen> like?
16:20:31 <Steven> Judgements, Bane, teamwork feats
16:20:49 <Steven> w/o anyone else having to have those teamwork feats
16:21:14 <Steven> Solo Tactics (Ex)
16:21:14 <Steven> At 3rd level, all of the inquisitor’s allies are treated as if they possessed the same teamwork feats as the inquisitor for the purpose of determining whether the inquisitor receives a bonus from her teamwork feats. Her allies do not receive any bonuses from these feats unless they actually possess the feats themselves. The allies’ positioning and actions must still meet the prerequisites listed in the teamwork feat for the inquisitor to rece
16:21:14 <Steven> ive the listed bonus.
16:21:25 <MekkisScreen> mmm
16:22:10 <Steven> i took the preacher varient
16:22:29 <Steven> so i could get
16:22:30 <Steven> Determination (Ex)
16:22:31 <Steven> At 3rd level, the preacher is a person of few words on the battlefield, but those words hold great power and authority. Once per day, the inquisitor can use this ability to create one of the following effects. Each is a free action to use.
16:22:49 <Steven> Warning: When a preacher’s ally within line of sight would be hit by a melee or ranged attack, she may call out a warning to that ally, and the attacker must reroll the attack and use the results of the second roll. The ally must be able to hear the preacher and must not be helpless for this ability to have any effect.
16:22:56 <Steven> thats the one i always use
16:23:59 <Steven> GM... I roll a nat 20 on an imp vital strike
16:24:12 <Steven> Warning!
16:24:23 <Steven> reroll that
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16:34:57 <Steven> testicals
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16:37:53 <Mort-> A mek inquisitor? :p
16:38:18 <Mort-> Nah a mequisitor :d
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16:48:42 <Brunius> mek as an inq? this ain't gonna end well
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16:54:36 <Mort-> Why lol?
16:57:54 <MekkisScreen> I'll play someone who inquires
16:58:02 <MekkisScreen> and call myself an inquisitor
16:59:22 <Steven> I HATE ARCANE CASTERS! SO BLAND!!!!
17:00:16 <matt> they always say nice things about you
17:02:00 * Mort- runs away!
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17:02:02 <Steven> nope
17:02:21 <Steven> they are lying
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17:03:19 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz5mgp?Faking-a-paladin-extra-tipsadvicetricks
17:03:20 <Mort-> Lol
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17:03:25 <Mort-> Maybe some day
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17:26:04 <Brunius> Roses are red
17:26:07 <Brunius> Violets are blue
17:26:10 <Brunius> I'm bad at poems
17:33:23 <Mort-> I stole cookies and i got jailed too
17:33:25 <Mort-> :)
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18:37:58 <Brunius> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5lsc?Update-on-Valeros-level-7
18:44:30 <Brunius> I think I'm probably neutral good
18:44:35 <Brunius> tending towards lawful good
18:46:39 <Mort-> You?
18:46:51 <Mort-> So what's my alignment :d
18:47:23 <Mort-> We get ourselves fked but not pregens
18:47:54 <Avatar> maybe we over optimise
18:48:42 <Mort-> There's never too much optimization :p
18:48:55 <Mort-> As long as your having fun. It doesn't really matter
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18:56:30 <Avatar> oh it matters
18:57:39 <Ballig> oh, it matters
18:57:46 <Hydrazine> I haven't lost a character or a pregen yet.
18:58:05 <Ballig> is that a challenge
18:58:09 <Ballig> to make our NPCs hungrier?
18:58:33 <Brunius> I think it is
18:58:56 <Avatar> you've done it now Hydrazine
18:58:57 <Avatar> you've done it now
18:59:06 <Hydrazine> Cursed m'self?
18:59:08 <Hydrazine> probably.
18:59:34 <Ballig> every NPC from now on is going to target Hydrazine's character until he's dead!
18:59:57 <Hydrazine> I can figure out some way to use this tactically.
19:00:13 <Hydrazine> Its better than antagonize.
19:00:40 <Ballig> antagonize has been erratad
19:01:29 <Hydrazine> to not make it so brutal to casters and archers, I know.
19:01:37 <Mort-> Hydra. Please count how many times you've taken dirt naps :(
19:01:53 * Mort- is a scared mort.
19:01:58 <Hydrazine> Count yours. Playing a melee.
19:02:02 <Mort-> I know you're getting better at avoiding them
19:02:03 <Hydrazine> tower shield, here I come
19:02:12 <Mort-> Thanks. Awfully.
19:02:17 <Ballig> tower shield gives a negative to attacks
19:02:24 <Mort-> Ill stick with shield spell
19:03:03 <Mort-> Even with profeciency?
19:03:07 <Ballig> I say we take some liberties with the scenarios and replace all the melee NPCs with clerics and sorcerers
19:03:18 <Ballig> that use hold person and will-save spells
19:03:19 <Hydrazine> nah.
19:03:25 <Hydrazine> might as well just go all the way.
19:03:28 <Mort-> Nooo!
19:03:35 <Avatar> and negative channelling !!
19:03:36 <Hydrazine> and replace them with synthesist druids with rocs.
19:03:46 <Ballig> that's two different characters
19:03:51 <Hydrazine> exactly.
19:03:59 <Ballig> :p
19:04:31 <Avatar> I think the synthesist actually wasn't as effective as the gunslinger at my table on sunday, come to think of it
19:04:47 <Hydrazine> how optimized out was he?
19:04:52 <Ballig> gunslingers are OP !
19:04:56 <Avatar> not optimised
19:05:04 <Avatar> the gunslinger was just a guy with a pistol
19:05:12 <Avatar> his biggest issue was 20ft range
19:05:51 <Avatar> I might be wrong
19:05:57 <Avatar> he was rolling 3 attacks per turn, the gunslinger rolling only one
19:06:18 <Ballig> touch AC is pretty powerful
19:06:32 <Avatar> I don't think he ever missed
19:06:37 <Hydrazine> unless you're fighting monks!
19:06:45 <Avatar> dumb monks :(
19:07:04 <Mort-> Get hoku tie him up!
19:07:25 <Hydrazine> dumb monks with their crazy MAD.
19:08:57 <Mort-> I could do touch ac too actually
19:09:00 <Mort-> Briefly
19:09:05 <Mort-> Just a while :(
19:10:39 <Hydrazine> I only mentioned monks because big Hoku's touch ac is the same as his regular.
19:11:19 <Avatar> not because of deflect bullets
19:11:24 <Mort-> Rogues and casters come close
19:11:41 <Hydrazine> Does it work on bullets?
19:12:19 <Avatar> yeah
19:12:45 <Avatar> the wording used is 'projectiles'
19:12:57 <Avatar> and while there's no offficial clarification, the general understanding is that it works
19:16:23 <Mort-> Yes oh my god i can
19:16:36 <Avatar> can what
19:17:00 <Mort-> Resolve melee as touch
19:17:08 <Mort-> But my god its so painful to do it
19:17:13 <Mort-> 2 points :(
19:24:23 <Avatar> 2 points of what
19:24:25 <Avatar> what are you talking about
19:26:26 <Mort-> At level 9 i can take a magus arcana that lets me resolve all melee attacks as to touch attacks for 2 points of arcane pool. One round only
19:27:13 <Mort-> And you can do it all day long :(
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19:30:44 <Steven> BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:30:46 <Brunius> AND gunslingers do it at range
19:30:49 <Brunius> I agree, Steven.
19:30:54 <Brunius> You should share the love around.
19:31:08 <Steven> if i had any boobies to share with you...
19:31:09 <Steven> i wouldnt
19:31:16 <Brunius> :(
19:31:48 <Steven> cause the only thing better then getting to see boobs
19:31:53 <Steven> is getting to see more boobs
19:35:33 <Brunius> i see...
19:37:02 * Mort- slaps steven
19:37:10 <Mort-> Bru is underaged!
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19:39:20 <Brunius> and?
19:41:16 <Hydrazine> Think that means he doesn't like boobs?
19:41:24 <Hydrazine> If anything, it means he likes boobs more.
19:41:27 <Hydrazine> They're more.. new.
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19:44:06 * Mort- winces
19:44:15 <Mort-> Don't corrupt him!
19:46:07 <Hydrazine> they're just so jubbly, they make me feel lovely.
19:46:14 <Hydrazine> I would rather own boobs than a puppy!
19:52:32 <Brunius> ...
19:55:24 <Hydrazine> here.
19:55:24 <Hydrazine> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmnxF_WTOgg
20:00:23 <Brunius> Oh dear
20:00:29 <Brunius> Tim Minchkin
20:00:32 <Brunius> This can't be good
20:00:38 <Brunius> Minchin, w/e
20:01:36 <Hydrazine> Shutup and watch it
20:03:57 <Steven> back!
20:04:02 <Steven> and yes i love boobies
20:04:47 <Hydrazine> Steven, you watch that video too
20:04:58 <Steven> nope
20:07:11 <Mort-> Headed back home
20:07:30 <Mort-> Will probably get a good dose of comics first
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21:01:49 <Steven> time to do some charcter building
21:03:18 <Steven> Sorc...
21:03:33 <Steven> Human Sorc
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21:13:36 * Mort- is a comicworm
21:14:45 <Mekkis> oh no
21:14:52 <Steven> you got a bunch of futanari comics didnt you
21:14:55 <Mekkis> Steven, why human?
21:15:09 <Mekkis> why not an Undine?
21:15:18 <Steven> yeah, cause thats pfs legal
21:15:22 <Mekkis> it IS!
21:16:25 <Steven> okay mekkis whatever you say
21:16:45 <Mekkis> don't you have any race boons?
21:17:41 <Steven> because i actually have to pay bills
21:17:52 <Steven> and dont have disposable income
21:18:13 <Mekkis> given the number of books you have, I would have thought otherwise :S
21:18:49 <Steven> thats why i dont have disposable income
21:18:53 <Mekkis> heh
21:19:09 <Steven> also, i buy pdfs and not hard copies
21:19:28 <Steven> because, i like $10 price tag way more then 50
21:20:51 <Mekkis> chances are I won't be using this boon
21:21:27 <Steven> whats the racial mods on an undine anyways
21:21:38 <Mekkis> something weird
21:21:47 <Mekkis> penalty to str
21:21:49 <Mekkis> but medium
21:22:18 <Steven> i find it annoying that the ONLY way you can get a boon like that is to attend a convension
21:22:30 <Steven> well only way thats not on the up and up
21:22:36 <Steven> ebay im sure has people selling them
21:22:58 <Mekkis> +2 dex +2 wis -2 str
21:23:26 <Steven> sounds like an oracle char
21:24:04 <Mekkis> treat their charisma as 2 points higher for all sorcerer class abilities
21:24:19 <Steven> found it
21:24:26 <Steven> and clerics with water domain
21:24:39 <Steven> cast at +1caster level for their domain spells
21:24:45 <Steven> pretty cool
21:25:10 <Steven> really feels like an oracle to me
21:25:32 <Mekkis> I really haven't looked at the APG much
21:25:41 <Mekkis> as far as classes
21:25:54 <Steven> you're crazy
21:26:07 <Steven> apg added funzies
21:26:12 <Mekkis> I mean
21:26:16 <Mekkis> summoner is great
21:26:30 <Steven> summoner is not great, it was a poorly executed class
21:26:47 <Mekkis> poorly executed?
21:27:02 <Steven> so easily broken
21:27:05 <Mekkis> it's great if you're trying to base your character around a concept
21:27:18 <Mekkis> because it provides a lot of flexibility
21:27:37 <Mekkis> (the downside is that if you set out to break it, it's not hard to do that, too)
21:27:56 <Steven> they start off semi broken
21:28:10 * Mekkis killed a summoner last week
21:28:32 <Steven> they arent hard to kill, no class is
21:28:54 <Mekkis> I think I've killed 5 or 6 characters
21:29:06 <Mekkis> in-person
21:29:20 <Steven> but any class that starts off with cha as their primary stat and then given summon monster 3+cha is retarded
21:30:30 <Steven> oh noes my eidolon died cause i had it rage agaisnt a BBEG
21:30:44 <Steven> Oh well, ill just summon monsters...
21:31:01 <Mekkis> Itzamna's base stats were 12 12 12 14 14 15, I think
21:31:05 <Mekkis> ummm
21:31:11 <Mekkis> 12 12 12 13 14 15
21:31:28 <Mekkis> something like that
21:31:45 <Steven> im really considering doing a sage summoner
21:31:50 <Steven> or not summoner
21:31:54 <Steven> but a sage soc
21:31:56 <Steven> sorc
21:32:09 <Mekkis> I thought of this summoner concept, that I might try
21:32:20 <Mekkis> basically an 'oracle'
21:32:22 <Steven> brb, im going to go ask sam if shes tired enough for bed, im obviously not thinking enough to even type
21:32:51 <Mekkis> the eidolon is a snake with as much int as I can give it, and skilled in as many knowledges as I can find
21:33:10 <Steven> Alright, im outsies, she says okay
21:33:20 <Steven> have a good one mekkis, ill talk to ya later
21:33:23 <Mekkis> 'night
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21:33:34 <Mekkis> need to print off Decline of Glory for tomorrow
21:45:45 <Mort-> Uh?
21:45:51 * Mort- is puzzled
21:46:48 <Mort-> Mekkis - city of strangers 2 on sat right?
21:46:56 <Mekkis> yep
21:47:19 <Mort-> Ok so ill either watch or decide to make myself scarce
21:47:31 <Mort-> Then appear on Sunday :)
21:47:51 <Mort-> Probably the former
21:47:53 <Mort-> Though
21:48:20 <Mekkis> want to listen too?
21:48:41 <Mort-> Why not
21:48:45 <Mort-> Its nice stories
21:49:08 * Mort- sits on her haunches and listens
21:49:32 <Mort-> Fighting is fair tough in city of strangers 2
21:50:00 <Mort-> Again i was only 1 at that time and didn't even know how to aim straight
21:50:08 <Mekkis> what's 4 inches in mm?
21:50:28 <Brunius> about 96
21:50:29 <Mekkis> 101.6
21:50:30 <Brunius> I think
21:50:53 <Mekkis> Brunius, when printing maps, "about" is not good enough...
21:51:07 <Brunius> Don't you have google available?
21:51:22 * Mort- is glad she only has to remember irc rules
21:53:45 <Mekkis> Brunius, not readily available
21:54:46 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvAG2D7SvCo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
21:54:48 <Brunius> dafuq
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22:12:02 <Mekkis> what the hell is my cultral background?
22:13:18 <Mekkis> heh
22:13:27 <Mekkis> "How many hours do you actually work a week?"
22:13:31 <Mekkis> what a question!
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22:17:51 <Novel> Hello?
22:18:03 <Novel> Anyone know any games happening later?
22:18:05 <Mort-> Hello.
22:18:19 * Mort- starts stealing novels cookies
22:18:48 <Novel> Nice to see another terry pratcheet fan. How's death keeping? ;)
22:18:58 <Mort-> I'm not death.
22:19:05 <Mort-> You got the wrong one
22:19:51 <Novel> I know that :L
22:20:08 <Novel> As his apprentice, i'd have thought you'd know ::L
22:20:54 <Mort-> images.sodahead.com/slideshows/000002759/mort-27782625207_xlarge.jpeg
22:21:01 <Mort-> This is me!
22:21:07 * Mort- squeals
22:21:58 <Brunius> You're crazy, Mort-.
22:22:12 <Brunius> (How did I not notice the pratchett link at first?)
22:24:03 <Mort-> Lol
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22:32:43 <Mekkis> !findchar Oskar
22:32:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Oskar, number: 367( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=367 )
22:33:30 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
22:33:46 <Khazaran> @sc2
22:33:47 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=8] 14; damage: [1d6=5] 10; conc - ray of frost (DC - 15 check to suceed): [1d20=4] 17; slash: [1d20=2] 8; damage: [1d6=1] 6; ray of frost damage: [1d3=1] 1
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22:34:09 <Khazaran> @sc3
22:34:10 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=14] 20; damage: [1d6=6] 11; ray of frost (held charge from last round): [1d3=1] 1; conc - ray of frost (DC - 15 check to suceed): [1d20=9] 22; slash: [1d20=15] 21; damage: [1d6=1] 6; ray of frost damage: [1d3=1] 1
22:34:29 Khazaran is now known as mort-
22:36:44 mort- is now known as Khazaran
22:37:41 <Khazaran> @2hs
22:37:42 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=1] 7; damage: [1d6=1] 8
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