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00:41 <Mort-> Ya so you wanted khaz sheet?
02:21 <Mekkis> still need to get the spells known done
03:35 <Mort-> Done
03:38 <Mort-> What?
03:48 <Mort-> Didn't i already put them out?
04:12 <Mort-> nl.ti4200.info/profiler/view.php?id=10
04:18 <Mort-> Khaz level 11 form
04:31 <Mort-> Of course I'm not taking mounted combat and rideby
04:35 <Mort-> That was a joke lol
05:27 <Mort-> Spells known for xyniel
05:32 <Mort-> Are all at the bottom
09:08 <Mekkis> Mort-, http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/xyniel.pdf
09:24 <Mekkis> your PDF character sheet
09:32 <Mort-> Let me get on comp
09:36 <Mort-> Cell won't open
09:56 <Mort-> Thanks. Get one for my fused version?
10:03 <Mort-> Yeah I'm syn
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45:24 <Steven> sup sup peoples
48:40 <Avatar> everyone's sleeping
48:50 <Steven> sleep is for the weak
48:55 <Avatar> you slept
49:16 <Steven> sam made me
50:11 <Steven> and by made me, she drained my energy though vigorous sexual acts
51:00 <Steven> yup... shes a tricky one
51:11 <Avatar> who's sam
51:18 <Avatar> get her in here for some sweet PFS
51:26 <Steven> she doesnt play
51:27 <Avatar> him/her
51:29 <Avatar> her
51:33 <Avatar> we'll get her to play
52:08 <Steven> no, i give her orgasms and cant convince her 
52:30 <Steven> one second, ill ask her
52:34 <Avatar> we'll convince her without giving her orgasms
52:54 <Steven> she says no fuckin way.  she loves a nerd but that doesnt mean she wants to be one
54:50 <Steven> my baby is great
54:51 <Avatar> and what did you say
54:54 <Steven> shes makin me breakfast
55:04 <Steven> i said thanks, i love you too
55:14 <Avatar> see that's why she's not playing
55:49 <Steven> yeah... dont upset the person who lets you play with their vagina... I'm pretty sure thats like relationship 101
56:31 <Steven> bugging her to play a game she has no interest in will prolly annoy her
56:50 <Steven> took me months to get her to play a game of magic
56:54 <Avatar> classy
57:06 <Avatar> bring her in here, and we'll do the rest
57:09 <Steven> and then she didnt have any fun
57:17 <Avatar> don't tell her it's to play
57:23 <Avatar> tell her it's to be social
57:24 <Steven> okay, here ill take my laptop to her
57:29 <Avatar> not now
57:30 <Steven> you can talk to her
57:40 <Avatar> you've got her in the wrong mindset
58:02 <Steven> Hello!
00:58 <Steven> I am Samantha.  I do not want to play Pathfinder.  I've seen Steve play down at the local shop and it doesn't look particularly fun to me.  He seems to have a great deal of fun, I however do not have any interest in it.
01:42 <Steven> This is really hard to type with cookie dough on my hands!
03:27 <Steven> she says im supposed to type for her
04:39 <Avatar> well done
04:47 <Steven> yeah im her bitch
05:10 <Steven> her actual words were... "Type for me, Bitch!"
05:10 <Avatar> it's like you actually don't want her to play
06:14 <Steven> She says, "He's tried to get me to play several times.  I don't have any interest."
06:39 <Avatar> this is too weird
06:48 <Steven> i know right?
06:56 <Avatar> I mean trying to talk to both of you
07:13 <Steven> well i usually talk to her while im in here anyways
07:20 <Avatar> what do you do for a living steven
07:29 <Steven> and if somebody says something funny i usually tell her about it
07:32 <Steven> I am disabled
07:43 <Steven> Chronic Migraines for the lose!
08:10 <Avatar> have you ever worked before
08:21 <Steven> yeah
08:31 <Avatar> what did you used to do
08:41 <Steven> i worked from the time i was around 13 till 24 or so
08:57 <Steven> kid work until i got a job at pizza places and retail grocery stores
09:13 <Avatar> gotcha
09:35 <Steven> then i sold fruit and did some farmers markets for a few years
09:44 <Steven> then i decided to go to college
10:26 <Steven> at 21
11:09 <Steven> then i worked for Disability Support Services at the University of Idaho
11:18 <Steven> for 3 years
11:40 <Steven> at which times my medical problems started
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13:58 <Steven> so now i sit around and run errands for my family and sam
14:19 <Steven> it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
14:36 <Steven> i been tryin to get a job but nobody wants to hire me
17:13 <Steven> because i cant reliably work with migraines the majority of the week
17:19 <Steven> what bout you, what you do?
20:51 <Avatar> I'm looking for work
20:59 <Steven> type?
21:19 <Avatar> strategy and marketing
23:52 <Steven> fun times!
33:02 <Steven> there we go fixed my fighter/ninja
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52:09 <Steven> i am now building an oracle
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41:20 <Steven> i am so not into any of the mysteries there are for oracle
49:30 <Brunius> Avatar, what do you fill your days with
49:38 <Brunius> Do you just look for a job and play games all day
03:11 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 1pm (Ballig, new game) | PFS: Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) | ED: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
03:11 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Sun Apr  1 18:55:28 2012
03:11 <***> Buffer Playback...
03:11 <***> Playback Complete.
11:38 <MekkisScreen> oh no
11:42 <MekkisScreen> what faction?
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17:33 <Brunius_> Mentlegen
19:38 <Avatar> goblin
19:45 <Hydrazine> Suinurb.
20:16 <Hydrazine> Hey Avatar, can personal spells be potions?
21:23 <Mort-> Yay!
21:36 <Mort-> Hydra. We should play we be goblins voidetg
21:38 <Mort-> Together
21:43 <Mort-> Its really fun!
21:52 <Mort-> Ever wanted to be a goblin?
22:01 <Hydrazine> SUre.
22:08 <Hydrazine> Should bring Tashes though.
22:21 <Mort-> I made a really silly goblin cleriga
22:22 <Mort-> Cleric
22:28 <Mort-> Yes. Healer mort
22:52 <Hydrazine> i really think my next character type is going to be some sort of caster.
22:59 <Mort-> :)
23:57 <Hydrazine> Antagonize bothers me in ways.
23:57 <Brunius_> onoz
24:33 <Hydrazine> I like the idea of diplomacy side so much more than the intimidate, but I'd like it more if it was based on things fighters have better access to.
24:37 <Mort-> Why?
25:03 <Hydrazine> Or perhaps if the penalty stacked.
25:28 <Mort-> The previous intimdate side is very powerful
25:32 <Hydrazine> Because its pretty simple for a similar to Jerus enemy to just eat the -2 and attack whoever he wanted.
25:39 <Hydrazine> Too powerful. It needed to be changed.
25:41 <Mort-> And designed to screw people like mort up
25:53 <Mort-> You use a standard action
26:03 <Mort-> If you wanted to  do that kind of thing
26:15 <Mort-> Get someone to do blade of mercy and enforcer
26:27 <Hydrazine> but I feel like pathfinder doesn't give melee much tools to get the enemy to engage them, rather than trying to just go around.
26:40 <Mort-> Everyone who gets hit with that guy gets a -2
27:08 <Mort-> I can give you the tools i think
27:14 <Hydrazine> I like the idea of being commanding on the battlefield, interfering with the enemy.
27:15 <Mort-> If i knew but how
27:38 <Mort-> You want a hexcrafter for that
27:48 <Hydrazine> MAKING them fight me. Or atleast making them suffer for trying to do otherwise.
27:52 <Mort-> They are masters of battle field control
28:02 <Hydrazine> Theres a paladin archetype that sort of gets this idea.
28:07 <Mort-> Making them fight you?
28:11 <Mort-> What is it
28:16 <Hydrazine> sacred shield.
28:26 <Mort-> State ability here
29:28 <Hydrazine> replaces smite evil, any attack roll the target makes on someone other than the paladin does half damage.
29:39 <Brunius_> Replaces smite evil?
29:41 <Brunius_> No thanks
29:50 <Hydrazine> still gives the AC bonus.
29:52 <Hydrazine> But not the damage.
30:25 <Hydrazine> You kidding? HALF DAMAGE on anyone else. For aslong as the fight takes.
30:46 <Hydrazine> And theres no clear exceptions.
33:35 <Hydrazine> sneak attacks? Half that.
33:38 <Hydrazine> Fireball? Half that.
34:03 <Mort-> Pfs isn't all about dealing damage yourself
34:23 <Mort-> If someone is better equipped to do it then you
34:29 <Mort-> By all means. Let him do it
34:35 <Hydrazine> I'm saying, if in the nearish future I end up wanting to roll a paladin for whatever reason, this is how I'm rocking it.
34:56 <Mort-> So long as the job is done in the end. I wouldnt bother
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35:31 <Mort-> That's how i play anyway
35:44 <Hydrazine> Look how effective Zirul is, and he doesn't do damage for shit.
35:44 <Mort-> Now you know why i have minimal evocation?
36:14 <Mort-> I left all the enlargement to itz last scenario
36:17 <Hydrazine> And I can say I love having Zirul around. Any day of the week.
36:21 <Mort-> Because he can cover it fine.
36:22 <Hydrazine> http://www.loadingartist.com/comics/2011-08-15-dark-times.png
36:27 <Mort-> Ill take battle field control
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36:39 <Hydrazine> He did save the day with an acid splash.
36:40 <Brunius_1> Grrrr
36:47 <Mort-> If khaz and mort could appear together
36:59 <Mort-> Actually i had a magic missile prepared
37:03 <Mort-> In case he failed
37:06 <Mort-> ^^
37:22 <Mort-> I would give khaz the scrolls of enlarge person
37:38 <Mort-> Tell him you go enlarge yourself and jerus. Got stuff to do
38:12 <Mort-> Khaz being what he is. Or sharing the same soul as mort. Would get the point and do it
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39:25 <Brunius> ha
40:05 <Mort-> Many people i think. Want the glory for themselves
40:17 <Mort-> Like landing the killing blow on the boss etc.
40:25 <Mort-> I care only the job is done
40:54 <Mort-> I dislike evocation for that reason
41:00 <Mort-> Or save or die stuff
41:11 <Mort-> Though hold person comes close actually
42:45 <Hydrazine> really close.
43:32 <Mort-> Well at least you know i wouldn't be able to coup worth shit
43:45 <Mort-> Even if you gave me a scythe :d
44:52 <Mort-> Besides. You couldn't pay me to stand close to a monster
46:04 <Avatar> everyone has their price mort
46:11 <Avatar> what's yours
47:42 <Avatar> Hydrazine: no idea re personal spells and potions
47:59 <Hydrazine> I see. Thank you for getting to it.
48:12 <Avatar> you're quite welcome
48:29 <Hydrazine> See? Its not so hard to be polite.
48:46 <Avatar> I don't think so
48:51 <Avatar> what are you suggesting
49:18 <Hydrazine> Nothing. Just the um. Rudeness of some of the company has been bothering me lately.
49:18 <Avatar> (I don't think so re whether they can be potions)
49:45 <Avatar> I'm doing some other stuff
49:47 <Avatar> not ignoring you
50:04 <Hydrazine> Not saying you are.
50:41 <Mort-> You can't meet it
50:58 <Mort-> Actually you can. I've closed in with monsters before
51:15 <Hydrazine> tumbled past ghouls?
51:18 <Mort-> At need. I just need to know ill be more effective in close range
51:21 <Mort-> I didn't tumble
51:29 <Mort-> I did what i had to do
51:42 <Avatar> dodge + mobility can go a long way
51:56 <Mort-> I don't function well close range
52:01 <Mort-> Concentration checks to cast
53:39 <Mort-> That's my main issue
53:48 <Hydrazine> a level 3 fighter in mithril fullplate can move at normal speed..
54:26 <Mort-> Mithril costs 10650 gp
54:33 <Mort-> Think about it
54:51 <Mort-> Khaz is eyeing that though
55:25 <Mort-> How any way
55:37 <Mort-> Mithril counts as medium armor
55:46 <Hydrazine> armor training.
55:49 <Mort-> Once you hit medium armor your stuck?
55:59 <Mort-> Didn't you lose it?
56:07 <Hydrazine> jerus did. yes.
56:28 <Mort-> If you want to run faster ill haste you along
00:35 <Hydrazine> considering packing caltrops.
00:43 <Mort-> For?
00:49 <Mort-> Grease is faster!
00:54 <Mort-> :p
01:47 <Hydrazine> hmm.
01:51 <Hydrazine> Nah, nevermind
02:02 <Hydrazine> Doesn't actually cause difficult terrain.
02:06 <Hydrazine> I thought it did.
02:37 <Mort-> Ask me for grease!
02:44 <Mort-> Have tons!
03:03 <Hydrazine> hmm.
03:14 <Hydrazine> Is it always a 10ft square or can you change the shape?
12:26 <Mort-> It is a square sorry :(
12:33 <Mort-> Khaz has grease too!
12:37 <Hydrazine> hmmm.
13:07 <Hydrazine> can you put a grease down, throw a bit of canvas over it and stand on that without penalty?
13:33 <Mort-> Then it would be not difficult terrain on that particular spot
14:01 <Mort-> You would need to make a touch vs the square 
14:04 <Mort-> First
14:16 <Hydrazine> Avatar, would you allow this?
14:19 <Mort-> Using standard action to throw canvas over i think
14:23 <Mort-> Waste time
14:41 <Hydrazine> This is all in the idea of prep.
14:45 <Mort-> Not to mention
14:50 <Hydrazine> Its not often we get to prepare a place for combat.
14:56 <Hydrazine> but its neat to consider when it comes up
14:58 <Mort-> What happens if the canvas slips
15:04 <Mort-> On the hEard
15:22 <Hydrazine> on the?
15:39 <Mort-> Grease
15:48 <Mort-> Its like you spilt oil on the flop
16:06 <Mort-> You put canvas over
16:47 <Mort-> What happens when you stand on the canvas on slippery oil
17:01 <Mort-> Actually i would rule that a hydraulic disk
17:06 <Mort-> Would let you stand on
17:23 <Hydrazine> a what?
17:34 <Mort-> Wizard spell
17:46 <Mort-> Create a small floating disk
18:00 <Mort-> Or was it floating disk
18:29 <Mort-> 3 ft diameter
18:31 <Mort-> Perfet
18:36 <Mort-> Just what you need
18:40 <Avatar> I don't look for jobs brunius, I just play games all day
18:45 <Mort-> And it follows you too!
18:59 <Mort-> Check out floating disk
19:13 <Mort-> The only problem is the weight ack!
19:40 <Hydrazine> Still think grease might be useful if we have particularly good positioning.
20:08 <Mort-> I'm trying to think of a way around your canvas sheet
20:21 <Mort-> Check floating disk spell
21:03 <Mort-> Can you stand on it!
21:06 <Mort-> ?
24:22 <Hydrazine> i would say so.
24:42 <Hydrazine> Lol. Use multiple grease spells to make a big grease field, put a Jerus on a floating disc over it.
24:49 <Hydrazine> laugh your way to the bank
25:50 <Mort-> Lol
26:07 <Mort-> :d
26:13 <Mort-> Weight though
26:22 <Mort-> Means i need to cast from heart
26:32 <Mort-> Can i use it as a shield as well? :p
27:19 <Mort-> 100 lbs per caster level
27:32 <Mort-> How much does you and your armory go?
27:43 <Hydrazine> a bit over 300 I think.
27:57 <Mort-> Need to bring spell along
28:16 <Hydrazine> About 330.
28:49 <Mort-> Level 1 scroll won't cover it
29:05 <Mort-> Ah well can always get another pearl of power
29:26 <Hydrazine> And no you can't use it as a shield.
29:33 <Hydrazine> Unless perhaps you were fighting prone.
29:53 <Hydrazine> It only floats horizontallu.
29:55 <Mort-> I can stay prone :d
30:03 <Mort-> Damn :p
30:10 <Mort-> Else we can do door tricks
30:22 <Mort-> Or actually disk tricks
30:30 <Hydrazine> Most awesome spell ever.
31:05 <Mort-> That?
31:47 <Mort-> Id say though i have to use a move action to direct it
31:56 <Mort-> But you know what?
32:12 <Mort-> Does it mean your not restricted to your move speed!
32:14 <Mort-> ?
32:18 <Mort-> But mine?
32:38 <Hydrazine> i'd say it means I can't move at all on my own without getting off it.
33:01 <Mort-> Say normal combat situation
33:08 <Mort-> You have 20 move speed right
33:15 <Mort-> I summons a disk you get on it
33:17 <Hydrazine> oh. i see. Um. I think so, yeah.
33:26 <Hydrazine> Disk would follow you at 30.
33:31 <Hydrazine> but not 60 on a double move.
33:32 <Mort-> I ferry you wherever you want to go
33:54 <Mort-> You as the caster?
34:06 <Hydrazine> it won't double-move.
34:26 <Mort-> How do i direct it
34:30 <Mort-> Move action?
34:37 <Hydrazine> doesn't really say.
34:40 <Mort-> You know i don't want to be near melee
34:48 <Mort-> I can't have it follow me
34:57 <Mort-> Because i won't be any where near melee
35:38 <Mort-> I still think you can use your move speed to control the disk
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36:11 <Brunius> Hey guys
36:56 <Hydrazine> Where the deuce has tristen been?
37:12 <Mort-> No idea
37:16 <Mort-> Busy lately probably
37:17 <Brunius> Last saw him at Ruby Pheonix Tourny
37:30 <Mort-> I like tristen
37:34 <Brunius> Anyone got experience with Windows XP graphics drivers causing problems?
38:09 <Avatar> uninstall, reinstall
38:17 <Brunius> Dude, I can't even get into windows
38:25 <Avatar> tristen was here on sunday
38:28 <Brunius> I'm running ubuntu trying to find a fix to this
38:32 <Avatar> reinstall windows
38:39 <Brunius> I might have to :S
38:43 <Mort-> So yes
38:50 <Avatar> I mean if you can't get into windows, you have bigger problems than just your graphics drivers
38:52 <Mort-> I should check out floating disk
39:27 <Brunius> Tenser's Floating Disk?
43:12 <Hydrazine> Its not Tenser's anymore.
43:18 <Hydrazine> His copyright expired.
45:08 <Brunius> Gonna try a fresh install on a different HDD so I can rule out hardware problems, see you guys later
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55:12 <Avatar> looks like my shirt arrived
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46:24 <Hydrazine> Yo.
03:29 <War_Wrecker> rawr
05:15 <Avatar> I'm probably game to run first steps this afternoon/evening if we have at least 3 level 1 characters
05:28 <Mort-> Really?
05:32 <Avatar> yeah
05:41 <Mort-> Can only run 3 on kendra
05:49 <Avatar> first steps 2
05:57 <Mort-> And 2 and 3 on grull
06:05 <Mort-> Grull then
06:11 <Mort-> But may be hard
06:16 <Mort-> I have  no ca
06:24 <Avatar> you can't play without CA
07:45 <Hydrazine> huh.
08:07 <Mort-> Ok then ill pass :d
23:31 <Hydrazine> So the pfsrd updates pretty fast.
23:37 <Mort-> Oh yes
23:38 <Hydrazine> the recent antagonize changes went in.
23:45 <Mort-> It was up yesterday
25:00 <Mort-> The monsters voted for it
25:09 <Mort-> Probably lots of tengu were voting
25:48 <Hydrazine> lol.
25:57 <Hydrazine> i think he only antagonized one or two.
26:46 <Mort-> How would you like someone reeling you in
26:49 <Mort-> Like a fish?
27:15 <Hydrazine> jerus? most situations i don't think he'd give a fuck. but thats a rare condition I think.
27:47 <Hydrazine> He wants to melee things.
28:01 <Mort-> Think about mort
28:04 <Hydrazine> From the mindset of playing a caster or archer.. fuck that.
28:12 <Mort-> Or oskar
28:22 <Hydrazine> Alot of the forums about antagonize, suggested that the DM do it to the party a bunch.
28:27 <Hydrazine> and then see how much they like it.
28:28 <Mort-> Reeled in like fishes :(
28:40 <Mort-> Mort would be really upset
28:48 <Mort-> If she survived it that is
28:53 <Mort-> Which would be dubious
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30:34 <Hydrazine> Were you discussing greasing objects the other day, Mort?
30:35 <Mort-> Maybe though
30:39 <Mort-> Yes
30:54 <Hydrazine> What was the official word?
31:02 <Mort-> Didn't check
31:18 <Hydrazine> I think anything on a person counts as attended/in use.
32:39 <Mort-> I think if you greased oskars long sword
32:42 <Mort-> Be my guest
32:51 <Mort-> He never uses it anyway
33:14 <Hydrazine> Its still on him, still his sword though.
33:22 <Hydrazine> And he uses it every once in a while.
33:23 <Mort-> But i think its fine playing that its his sword
33:30 <Mort-> Its still shiny
33:46 <Mort-> You should see morts long sword though
33:48 <Hydrazine> Probably more often to shave and cut his steaks than to fight baddies, but he did use it atleast once.
33:56 <Mort-> Definitely shiny
34:19 <Mort-> The last time i hit something with it was hand of the apprentice 
34:35 <Hydrazine> Jerus takes good care of his hammer!
34:40 <Hydrazine> Cleans the brains off regularly.
34:48 <Mort-> Disgusting
34:51 <Mort-> ^^
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35:08 <Hydrazine> Less disgusting than carrying a hammer around covered in yesterday's brains?
35:11 <Hydrazine> Exactly.
35:27 <Mort-> True
36:13 <Hydrazine> Besides, if you're willing to try and smash someone's brains out with a hammer, you should atleast be willing to clean up the hammer after your done
36:20 <Mort-> Lol
36:25 <Mort-> Damn it
36:33 <Hydrazine> And if you're the sort of person who appreciates a friend willing to bash brains out of people for you..
36:37 <Mort-> I can't look at khaz the same way again
36:39 <Mort-> Lol
36:52 <Mort-> But its..gross
36:55 <Hydrazine> Should admire his dedication to the artform of hammering.
36:59 <Hydrazine> So is butchery.
37:03 <Hydrazine> But dammit, I like bacon.
37:05 <Hydrazine> And steaks.
37:14 <Mort-> Khaz ever ripped stuff out with bare hands :(
37:20 <Hydrazine> So butchers, I salute you.
37:23 <Mort-> Croc guts
37:24 <Mort-> Lol
37:24 * Hydrazine raises glass.
37:30 <Mort-> I just had steak!
37:38 <Mort-> Or claws actually
37:49 <Mort-> He tried to bite and claw a croc
37:51 <Hydrazine> Wait, you don't know if you had steak or claws?
38:02 <Mort-> I had steak
38:16 <Mort-> Khaz tried to bite and claw a croc
38:20 <Hydrazine> Was it cooked all the way?
38:31 <Mort-> No
38:38 <Mort-> I like mine bloody
38:43 <Hydrazine> Damn straight.
38:51 <Hydrazine> I got my sisters eating theirs a little bloody now.
39:03 <Hydrazine> And my mother even has hers a bit pink.
39:09 <Mort-> The problem is even my family gets disgusted on 
39:14 <Mort-> How bloody i like them
39:18 <Hydrazine> Side effects of making me cook the steak.
39:24 <Hydrazine> You get to deal with how I cook them.
39:31 <Mort-> Well
39:40 <Mort-> Ill cook my steak myself
39:54 <Mort-> As long as the sides are seared
39:54 <Hydrazine> I like em pretty rare.
40:17 <Mort-> Honestly i don't really care how uncooked the insides are
40:21 <Hydrazine> Last time I had one it was pretty much completely raw at the core.
40:27 <Mort-> Well that says a lot right?
40:30 <Mort-> :
40:33 <Mort-> :d
40:46 <Mort-> Oh the taste of blood...
41:14 <Mort-> Tried liver yet?
41:25 * Mort- eyes glow a little
41:42 <Hydrazine> Eh. Not a huge fan.
41:53 <Mort-> Lol
42:05 <Hydrazine> Tripe? Chicken feet? Goat? beef kidneys?
42:06 <Mort-> I like my liver pretty rare :p
42:18 <Mort-> Beef kidneys i haven't tried yet
42:24 <Mort-> The pork kidneys are good
42:32 <Mort-> Tripe is awesome
42:59 <Hydrazine> Even with the sore jaw after?
43:01 <Mort-> And chicken feet - duck is better. At least you get to eat the Webbing on the legs
43:18 <Mort-> You didn't stew your tripe for 5 h on end
43:27 <Mort-> Goat is good
43:36 <Hydrazine> I had goat yesterday
43:39 <Mort-> The hell. I've eaten grasshoppers
43:43 <War_Wrecker> I can put forward several hours of my time and a level 1
43:46 <War_Wrecker> btw
44:14 <Mort-> I can play. But without ca
46:00 <Mort-> How was your goat cooked hydra
46:07 <Hydrazine> Curried.
46:22 * Mort- droolr
46:29 <Hydrazine> So yeah, I'm thinking cleric, oracle, or witch next.
46:31 <Mort-> You can take spicy stuff? :p
46:50 <Mort-> !rng cleric oracle witch
46:50 <diebot> Mort-, oracle
46:52 <Hydrazine> Somewhat.
46:53 <Mort-> Ok
46:59 <Hydrazine> I may have some wicked heartburn later.
47:00 <Mort-> Lol i don't do it too well
47:03 <Mort-> Ah
47:15 <Mort-> I get a stomach ache later
47:17 <Mort-> ^^
47:21 <Mort-> Sickened
47:36 <Hydrazine> Last week I was out doing stuff in the sun.
47:44 <Hydrazine> And I found this wicked burrito place nearby after.
47:51 <Hydrazine> And I got this burrito the size of my arm.
48:05 * Mort- follows hydrazine
48:07 <Hydrazine> Full of beef and rice and beans and jalapenos.
48:11 <Hydrazine> It was glorious.
48:16 <Hydrazine> Until about 3 hours later.
48:26 * Mort- waits for titbits
48:32 <Hydrazine> And then I was struck with crippling heartburn for like 5 hours.
48:34 <Mort-> No pain no gain!
48:43 <Mort-> Get the antidote
48:48 <Hydrazine> But god it was good.
48:53 <Mort-> And dose yourself with it 
48:59 <Mort-> After you are done!
49:33 <Hydrazine> http://www.loadingartist.com/comics/2012-04-02-misfire.png
51:04 * Mort- giggles
57:20 <Hydrazine> so random says oracle?
57:45 <Mort-> How would you run a cleric
57:47 <Mort-> Yeah
58:00 <Mort-> Witch i think you lack channel
58:10 <Mort-> Khaz would love a witch though :p
58:11 <Hydrazine> you can channel as a life oracle.
58:18 <Mort-> Yeah
58:35 <Mort-> But since someone has done it
58:40 <Mort-> Do you still want to?
58:43 <Hydrazine> Yeah, thats what bugs me about it.
58:51 <Hydrazine> I don't want to feel like I'm playing Ava 2.0.
59:00 <Hydrazine> ...Even if mine would be better.
59:05 <Mort-> There are lots of clerics though :(
59:11 <Hydrazine> True.
59:16 <Avatar> play a gunslinger
59:20 <Hydrazine> I could have a non-life Oracle.
59:30 <Mort-> He needs magic
59:35 <Hydrazine> Eh. I don't want another focused damage dealer, Avatar.
59:41 <Mort-> He has 2 classes without spells
59:47 <Hydrazine> I already got Jerus for that.
59:57 <Mort-> Khaz and elysiel
00:02 <Mort-> Are vastly different
00:23 <Mort-> Khaz is probably closer to jerus then elysiel
01:13 <Mort-> Ever though of a bard hydra?
01:17 <Hydrazine> Hm.
01:33 <Hydrazine> Not really, because I kind of want something able to heal.
01:37 <Avatar> fair enough
01:48 <Hydrazine> I was looking at metal oracle.
02:09 <Avatar> hedge witch looked interesting
02:26 <Mort-> Are you meleeing
02:26 <Hydrazine> If I rocked a cleric, I'd roll it merciful healer, and not pull AoOs for cures.
02:29 <Mort-> In cloth?
02:31 <Avatar> give up a couple of hexes to channel heals I think it was
02:37 <Hydrazine> as a metal oracle, medium armor.
02:40 <Mort-> In a good party
02:48 <Mort-> Cleric has nothing to do :p
03:00 <Hydrazine> like last game?
03:01 <Mort-> Or not too much
03:04 <Avatar> a low level cleric doesn't
03:05 <Mort-> Uh yeah
03:13 <Avatar> levels 3-5 can get really stagnant
03:18 <Avatar> 3-6 even
03:21 <Mort-> I think artimus was not really doing much
03:28 <Mort-> Or not much to fix
03:43 <Hydrazine> during the last combat, don't think any of you besides Jerus did that much.
03:50 <Avatar> ah, not channeling, spontaneous healing
04:06 <Mort-> Hey birds need to be held!
04:20 <Mort-> Sometimes they need to sparkle too :p
04:21 <Hydrazine> once per day healing hex..
04:33 <Mort-> Over rated
04:35 <Avatar> yeah hedge witch can spontaneously heal 
04:44 <Avatar> drop a spell in favour of a cure spell
05:04 <Mort-> Just put people to sleep
05:16 <Hydrazine> ooh.
05:17 <Mort-> I know what does delay mean :d
05:20 <Hydrazine> Interesting, Avatar.
05:22 <Hydrazine> I might try that.
05:49 <Hydrazine> Because while I want to play someone that can heal, I don't want to be stereotypical cleric.
05:54 <Hydrazine> Or Ava 2.0.
06:08 <Hydrazine> And I had witch on the list for a reason, sounds cool.
06:20 <Hydrazine> a witch can use clw wands.
06:55 <Mort-> Mort can use clw wands ^^
07:35 <Hydrazine> Without rolling, I mean.
07:49 <Mort-> Lol
10:42 <Hydrazine> huh.
10:45 <Hydrazine> Compel hostility..
10:50 <Hydrazine> possibly intensely useful.
11:20 <Mort-> Out of combat use to get someone arrested:)
11:28 <Mort-> ? :p
11:33 <Mort-> I have no healer
15:53 <Mort-> You won't want to use it
16:01 <Mort-> Unless you have good ac
16:17 <Steven> hydra play an inquisitor!
16:23 <Hydrazine> its on the paladin spell list..
16:37 <Hydrazine> Rather work a sacred shield pally than an inquis, Steven.
17:02 <Steven> thats cause you're crazy
17:07 <Hydrazine> Sure.
17:24 <Steven> pallys are sooooooo goody two shoes
17:25 <Mort-> Because all of us have different things going on in our heads
18:02 <Hydrazine> Why should I play an inquis?
18:08 <Mort-> I keep thinking of jerus as my knight in shining armor
18:15 * Mort- gushes 
18:22 <Steven> because they are amazing
18:31 * Hydrazine hands Mort a napkin.
18:37 * Steven hands mort a cookie
18:47 <Steven> sam made cookies this morning
18:58 * Mort- flaps it but does not take Steven cookie
19:01 <Hydrazine> Whats so awesome about inquisitors?
19:14 <Steven> super sweet peanut butter w/ chocolate chips
19:17 <Mort-> I think its a matter of playstyle
19:29 * Steven shrugs
19:30 <Mort-> Anything is deadly in the hands of a master
19:36 <Steven> fine no cookie for you!
19:42 * Steven gives it to hydra instead
19:54 <Mort-> The things i would do to an inquisitor don't bear mentioning
20:06 <Steven> grovel in fear?
20:39 <Mort-> Doesn't matter
21:53 <Steven> alright so whats awesome about an inquisitor, spontaneous casting, access to decent armor, bane, stalwart and judgements
24:40 <Steven> oh, and decent saves
24:48 <Steven> you start 2/0/2
25:03 <Mort-> Pallies will have better
25:41 <Steven> yeah, thats why i said decent saves and not amazing saves
25:54 <Steven> pallies have amazing saves if they are a CHA build
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27:41 <Impaler> Hello
27:47 <Hydrazine> G'day.
27:50 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuuuup
28:01 <Avatar> yo
28:12 <Impaler> ah nice to meet ya
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28:55 <Impaler> this is the ausi Pathfinder channel right?
29:02 <Hydrazine> Fo shizzle.
29:08 <Avatar> have you played before
29:08 <Hydrazine> But we welcome non-Aussies too.
29:23 <Hydrazine> I think theres more outsiders than aussies currently present.
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29:36 <Impaler> I play PF at the local store
29:44 <Avatar> pathfinder society?
30:10 <mib_t4tjra> im about ready to rage on this chat window right now
30:13 <Impaler> no just some pre-packaged adventures
30:38 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
30:40 <Steven> wow that was dumb
30:47 <Steven> anti virus i hate you!
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30:52 <Avatar> are you keen on playing online
31:01 <Avatar> Steven: get a client
31:10 <Impaler> I'm mainly wondering if their any discussion IRC channels for homebrew development anyone might know of
31:15 <Steven> ive never seen a client im fond of
31:25 <Steven> brb
31:31 <Steven> sam wants a soda
31:50 <Impaler> I might be up for playing online but probably over Skype rather then text
32:03 <Avatar> we use both
32:11 <Hydrazine> Together even.
32:19 <Hydrazine> Because Skype doesn't roll dice.
32:28 <Hydrazine> And to keep track of things.
32:32 <Impaler> and IRC dose?
32:37 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
32:37 <Jerus> @pa
32:38 <dicebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=20 power attack] 28; damage: [1d12=11 damage] 21
32:38 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=7] 18; damage: [1d12=12] 27
32:43 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
32:54 <Hydrazine> hey look, I crit.
33:05 <Impaler> oh nice ya just type it and it rolls nice
33:18 <Hydrazine> Yeah. Thats a saved command. Useful.
34:04 <Impaler> well I'm mainly looking for people to bounce some crazy homebrew stuff off of
34:10 <Hydrazine> Hm.
34:25 <Hydrazine> Suppose we'd probably be game to talk about it, though we mostly play Society here.
35:30 <Impaler> well I can give ya a bit of it but it's kinda elaborate, its more a redesign of underlying d20 mechanics
36:06 <Impaler> I figure most people will either love it or hate it
36:30 <Impaler> still interested?
36:44 <Hydrazine> Well, I can't speak for the channel as a whole.
36:58 <Hydrazine> But I'm generally game for interesting conversation on mechanics.
37:12 <Impaler> perhapse I should start a private conversation then?
42:44 <Steven> alright back
43:22 <Steven> space has a game in the works
43:50 <Hydrazine> We know.
43:51 <Mort-> Just get a head band of cha
44:07 <Steven> i was talking to impaler
44:11 <Mort-> If i were a pally i would have 12 dex
44:25 <Mort-> 16-18 str and cia
44:35 <Steven> he would prolly be all over talkin bout mechanics for his game
45:11 <Steven> imo Inquisitor>Paladin
45:22 <Mort-> I don't do 20s that much these days
45:31 <Mort-> Imo just play anything you'll have fun with
45:35 <Mort-> You'll find a way
46:11 <Steven> but mostly cause im not into having to follow laws and be good all the time lol
46:30 <Mort-> I will agree on that
46:37 <Mort-> I hate being lawful
46:47 Steven is now known as Ausk
46:55 <Mort-> But i salute all pallies who do it well
47:22 * Ausk gives Mort a nod
47:36 <Mort-> Mort isn't lawful
47:41 <Mort-> But she is good
48:24 <Ausk> Bah! Being "Good" is so for kids and dieties with a stick in their nethers!
48:56 * Mort- glares at ausk and tells him to mind his own business
49:17 <Mort-> Mort is sort of an extension of myself
49:31 * Ausk laughs uproariously! 
49:52 <Ausk> If I minded my own business I'd be a poor pirate!
50:17 <Mort-> Piracy is wrong!
50:44 <Ausk> BAH!  You know nothing!
50:59 <Ausk> even the Pathfinders practice piracy!
51:55 <Mort-> When?
52:01 <Ausk> Think the Vaults in Absolom were filled with generous donations and on the level deals?
52:10 <Mort-> We fix things. When there is a problem we fix them
52:28 <Ausk> well thats what I do!
52:29 <Mort-> We have helped many people do away with their local scourges
52:46 <Ausk> oh sure, once in a while we do that
52:58 <Mort-> We do it often!
53:05 <Mort-> And we help others!
53:11 <MekkisScreen> there are three types of people
53:16 <Mort-> Lol
53:19 <Mort-> Mek
53:23 <MekkisScreen> the "good" people, the "neutral" people
53:32 <MekkisScreen> and the people who don't like labels
53:33 <Mort-> More philosophy?
53:35 <Mort-> Ag
53:41 <Mort-> Its familar
53:52 <Mort-> Mort thinks she is good
54:05 <Ausk> just wait little girl!  when you grow up and gain the pathfinders full trust, they will send you on the missions they dont want others to know about!
54:28 <War_Wrecker> are we playing a game?
54:31 <Mort-> Really?
54:32 <Mort-> No
54:41 <Mort-> Just rping for fun
54:44 <War_Wrecker> k
55:35 <Mort-> (Maybe I've been sheltered but pfs hasn't made me do anything unsavory yet)
55:47 <Ausk> They start the new Pathfinders out on the easy goody goody missions of helping people
56:16 <Mort-> I've rid the town of werewolves
56:20 <Ausk> and keeping people safe, and then all of a sudden they sending you into deep dark tombs and crypts to spirit away magical items
56:55 <Mort-> Well the items will be used for the good of pathfinders right?
57:14 <Ausk> and really thats just piracy of a different nature.  They don't own that crypt, thats somebody elses property, and I say thats piracy!
57:23 <Mort-> (Don't know if what you are saying is true)
57:39 <Mort-> The dead aren't using it.
57:49 <Mort-> Sometimes we must do what we must.
58:00 <Ausk> Well after I take somebodies loot off their ship, they arent using it either!
58:07 <Mort-> You killed people
58:18 <Mort-> They would defend themselves
58:22 <Ausk> Name one person I've killed?
58:58 <Hydrazine> Kenny!
59:06 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge local
59:06 <diebot> Mort-, knowledge local: [1d20=5] 14
59:18 <Ausk> Bah! the fool threw himself infront of my sword!
00:13 <Ausk> I always give people the chance to surrender the goods without a fight!
00:19 <Mort-> So its right to steal peoples cargo?
00:29 <Mort-> To kill them if they fight back?
00:40 <Mort-> Why couldn't you find another occupation
00:58 <Ausk> I was born to be a sea dog!
01:10 <Ausk> aint no other life im suited for!
01:37 <Mort-> With your looks you would make a dashing bodyguard
01:47 <Mort-> I heard kings pay a premium for protection
01:59 <Ausk> and if they didnt want their cargo stolen then the chelaxians would stay out of the shackles!
02:06 <Mort-> I tinker with my magical trinkets in my free time
02:39 <Mort-> I don't like chelaxians
02:44 <Mort-> Nasty lot mostly
02:54 <Ausk> You should meet my crew!
03:12 * Mort- doesn't like meeting ruffians
03:30 <Ausk> They're not devil worshipers but they a salty bunch of lads none the less!
03:42 <Mort-> Hm.
04:04 * Mort- ponders at the thought if ausk knows of her hidden skills
04:34 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+12 Sense Motive
04:35 <diebot> Ausk, Sense Motive: [1d20=5] 17
04:46 <Mort-> I'm considering something
04:48 <Mort-> Heh
04:58 <Ausk> What is it lassy?
05:32 * Ausk pets his Shadow Mastiff
06:11 * Mort- doesn't like the shadow mastiff
06:53 * Ausk 's Shadow Mastiff ignores mort completely
07:08 * Mort- is nervous around shadow mastiffs
07:15 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+12 Sense Motive
07:16 <diebot> Ausk, Sense Motive: [1d20=20] 32
07:29 <Ausk> Don't worry this one's exceptionally well trained!
07:48 * Mort- points at the shadow mastiff
08:11 <Ausk> rescued it from that accursed Museum in Absolom 
08:20 <Mort-> One of his kind killed mellon
08:50 * Ausk 's Shadow Mastiff's ears perk up...
09:27 <Mort-> Mind if you keep him in hand?
09:50 <Ausk> Dont worry about it, he wont kill anybody unless they board the ship without my leave
09:53 <Ausk> or i tell him to
10:36 <Mort-> Ok
10:56 <Mort-> Did you know I'm pretty handy at lots of things?
10:58 <Ausk> you should know though.  he can understand every thing you say
11:10 * Ausk laughs
11:13 <Mort-> Sure.
11:18 <Mort-> Telepathy?
11:49 * Mort- barks out something in celestial "really?"
12:03 <Ausk> not that im aware, but Folnor told me he speaks common
12:35 <Mort-> I suppose
12:39 * Ausk answers back in celestial, "Or maybe it was that he understands common."
12:59 <Mort-> Change language to celestial
13:17 <Mort-> What were you looking for me for again
13:33 * Ausk 's Shadow Mastiff looks annoyed that he can't understand.
13:48 <Mort-> Ok
14:16 <Ausk> So what are you handy at?
14:40 <Mort-> Almost anything
14:55 <Ausk> Not piracy though?
14:56 <Mort-> I am like your buddy folnor in that regard
14:59 <Mort-> No
15:30 <Mort-> Though I've yet to see anyone with my depth and breadth of knowledge
15:45 <Ausk> Nobody is like Folnor, that orange haired library rat knows something about everything
16:01 <Mort-> Want to give it a shot?
16:23 <Ausk> He says he's over a Hundred years old!  I think he's talking out of his ass but sometimes he acts so ancient!
16:40 * Ausk OOC i havent leveled up Folnor yet
16:54 <Mort-> Sure and what makes you think he knows more then i do
17:46 <Ausk> Aparantly he worships Nethys, and i think they're the god of Magic and Knowledge and what have you
18:03 <Mort-> So do i.
18:32 <Mort-> I too am a worshipper of nethys
18:40 <Ausk> Nethyites are like a plague....
18:51 <Ausk> you people are everywhere!
18:52 <Mort-> Don't insult my god
19:12 * Ausk laughs heartily
19:26 <Ausk> Ya need to pull that stick out missy!
19:28 * Mort- glares at ausk
19:33 <Mort-> What stick
20:02 <Ausk> That one thats obviously lodged itself in yer backside!
20:13 * Ausk laughs uproariously
20:15 <Mort-> Don't get you
22:56 <Ausk> Not many people do.
23:08 <Ausk> Look there's Folnor!
23:14 * Ausk goes to help carry some books
23:24 Ausk is now known as Folnor
23:29 <Mort-> Hi folnor!
23:37 * Mort- waves cheerfully
23:43 * Folnor waves
24:06 <Mort-> Do you have breadth and depth to your knowledge?
24:07 <Folnor> Ausk says you wanted something from me.
24:19 * Mort- holds out socks as well
24:36 <Mort-> "Socks waves"
24:43 <Folnor> Indeed I do!  I don't know everything but I know a good deal about most things
24:49 <Mort-> Oh really
25:00 <Mort-> Nobility? 
25:01 * Folnor vigorously pets the Shadow Mastiff
25:21 * Mort- tells socks to get back in her robes
25:40 <Folnor> Nobility is rather bland, all power struggles this, assassinations that.
25:54 <Mort-> Well i think no knowledge is wasted
26:06 <Mort-> So it never hurts knowing more!
26:29 <Folnor> Indeed!
27:01 <Mort-> What is folnors nobility roll
27:05 * Folnor watches as Ausk snorts rudely
27:26 * Folnor punches Ausk in the thigh
27:28 <Mort-> What if some day you are sent on a diplomatic mission
27:32 <Folnor> This guy is all action!
27:38 <Mort-> Would you know the right protocols?
28:00 <Folnor> Well that's not a matter of Nobility but rather Diplomacy.
28:23 <Folnor> Unless we are talking specific customs of a society at which that would likely come down to your knowledge of local customs!
29:01 * Folnor starts detailing random facets about the difference until Ausk tells him to shut it.
29:11 <Folnor> oh, oh sorry I tend to get carried away.
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29:40 <Mort-> Well sometimes the locals don't know court protocols
31:39 <Folnor> Indeed they do not! Most locals have never put one foot inside the court!  Still though most local taboos are based in the courts likes or dislikes and knowing those will help you avoid problems!
32:56 <Mort-> I'm well versed at both
33:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 nobility
33:12 <diebot> Mort-, nobility: [1d20=2] 11
33:31 <Folnor> !throw 1d20+11 Nobility
33:31 <diebot> Folnor, Nobility: [1d20=2] 13
33:40 * Mort- executes a half way decent courtly bow
33:41 <Mort-> Wow
33:46 <Mort-> You know too?
33:56 <Mort-> What level is folnor
34:05 <Folnor> 8 now! yay!
34:15 <Mort-> I'm 6
34:15 <Folnor> btw, ooc for a second, i gotta go to the store
34:19 <Mort-> Remember that
34:20 <Mort-> Ok
34:36 <Folnor> i have one rank in it
35:01 <Mort-> Same
35:40 <Mort-> But mine will scale some with int
35:51 <Mort-> And i will have more int then you will
35:54 <Mort-> In the end
36:10 <Folnor> mine scales with level
36:33 <Mort-> I think ill have a lot of skills in the end
36:51 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: just don't take levels in rogue :S
37:04 <Mort-> I think i won't x class mort
37:13 <MekkisScreen> good decision
37:36 <Mort-> i don't forsee any x class for any of my characters
37:37 <Folnor> ok store time!
37:37 <Mort-> Actually
37:46 <Folnor> !throw 1d20+11 Local
37:47 <diebot> Folnor, Local: [1d20=4] 15
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38:08 * Folnor knows where the store is
38:09 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 local
38:09 <diebot> Mort-, local: [1d20=2] 11
38:25 <Mort-> Shit rolls from both of us today
38:27 <Mort-> Heh
39:03 <Folnor> yeah the other day i rolled a 17 and had to argue with Bobby on weather i would know what kind of creature we were fighting
39:06 <Folnor> even basic type
39:14 <Mort-> The thing for us
39:24 <Mort-> Is we willj get to choose one bit of information
39:37 <Mort-> He will tell us the name
39:45 <Folnor> i had to educate him on how knowledge rolls work
40:37 <Folnor> it was fun
40:40 <Folnor> brb
40:42 <Mort-> What is the formula anyway
40:58 <Mort-> Usually i get one bit of information out of the creature
42:39 <Hydrazine> I think, with all due respect, Bobby sounds like a douchetard.
43:37 <Brunius> Windows XP: Trying to install ethernet drivers so I can connect to the internet
43:46 <Brunius> Oh, sorry, you need the internet for that
43:49 <Brunius> :S
43:55 <Impaler> ahaha
44:05 <Spaceshot> haha
44:13 <Spaceshot> that's your first problem, using winXP still
44:15 <Mort-> He is i think
44:18 <Mort-> But anyway
44:22 <Impaler> yea had the same thing with a Linux wireless one
44:25 <Mort-> Don't play with him lol
44:42 <Brunius> Spaceshot: Feel like giving me $100 to upgrade to 7?
44:53 <Spaceshot> can't you get a free one from school?
45:32 <Brunius> Not to my knowledge
45:44 <Spaceshot> have you bothered checking?
47:03 <Brunius> And where exactly would I check?
47:48 <Spaceshot> ask help desk? ask your IT teachers
48:35 <Brunius> Dude, my IT teacher has trouble working internet exploder
48:44 <Spaceshot> haha
48:47 <Brunius> I'll ask the help desk when we get back
50:01 <Brunius> I've no idea who decided she was competent to teach IT
53:50 <Spaceshot> average public school?
55:35 <Brunius> Not exactly average
31:20 <***> Buffer Playback...
31:20 <***> Playback Complete.
31:26 <Spaceshot> Archer is awesome
31:32 Hydrazine is now known as Hoku11
31:34 <Spaceshot> and Hydrazine, fuck you and your good luck
31:48 Mort- is now known as khaz11
32:00 <Hoku11> Steven, you know theres a version of the first episode of Archer
32:08 <Hoku11> With Archer replaced by a dinosaur?
32:13 <Spaceshot> haha
32:17 <Spaceshot> that'd be awesome to watch
33:34 <Folnor> you mean he's not already an a Velociraptor? 
33:37 <Hoku11> Search for Archersaurus!
35:04 <Folnor> Sam just looked at me
35:34 <Folnor> and said, you and archer are so alike
35:38 <Tashes> Archersaurus is hilarious
35:50 <Folnor> and by that i mean you're both assholes to everyone your not trying to sleep with
36:27 <Spaceshot> hahaha
36:38 <Spaceshot> she's lucky you're trying to sleep with her then :P
36:48 <Folnor> heh
37:26 <Spaceshot> I should probably check on the missus making pizza
41:17 <Folnor> I'm making a Lore Oracle
42:33 <Folnor> because getting to add your charisma to your AC is totaly boss
44:15 Folnor is now known as Steven
45:57 <Brunius> I have so got to take that for Bairaq
46:06 <Brunius> That'll push my AC to 24
47:15 <Steven> yeah i was realy unenthusiastic about the Mysteries
17:17 khaz11 is now known as Mort-
17:22 Hoku11 is now known as Hydrazine
46:01 <Ballig> still don't get why you guys bother
46:51 <War_Wrecker> huh what
47:03 <Ballig> they make level 11 versions of their characters and fight each other
48:28 <War_Wrecker> ....
48:33 <Ballig> yeah I know
48:34 <War_Wrecker> PvP isn't important
48:46 <Ballig> PvP isn't even possible in PFS :p
48:52 <War_Wrecker> Also max level spell casters have unfair advantages
48:53 <Ballig> it's some form of mental masturbation
49:08 <War_Wrecker> As spell casters "burn out"
49:10 <Ballig> it's really not representational of what your character will even be like at level 11
49:32 <Ballig> because what about gear? do you go with the character wealth? because that lets you hand-pick all your gear and not have to worry about what gear yuo will have at level 8, or level 9, or level 10, etc
49:33 <War_Wrecker> I still have to decide what to do with my magus
49:37 <Ballig> and yeah, people have resource management
49:49 <Ballig> if you get to burn everything in one combat, you are going to have an advantage over someone who doesn't have resource management
50:02 <Ballig> and after all that, can you seriously not just look at the numbers to see how effective you'll be?
50:07 <Ballig> why do you need to roll actual dice
50:33 <Mort-> Hey we just wanted to have some fun
50:35 <Brunius> I'm not sure why you bother with three monitors Ballig
50:42 <Brunius> You could do fine with one monitro
50:46 <Brunius> monitor*
50:47 <Ballig> I get quantified use out of them
50:58 <Mort-> And besides hydra was proving a point
51:05 <Mort-> We aren't messing up the channel
51:13 <Ballig> there is no quantified use in rolling dice to see how effective a character is in a context that is not representational
51:16 <Mort-> So what's stopping us from doing whatever we like
51:25 <Ballig> I'm not stopping you mort, stop being so defensive
51:27 <Ballig> I just said I don't understand it
51:43 <Mort-> That's ok
51:54 <Mort-> We all do weird things now and then
52:05 <Ballig> as far as I'm concerned it's like children pointing their fingers and yelling "bang bang! I shot you!" "nuh uh! you missed!"
52:06 * Mort- wags tail happily
52:21 <Brunius> You don't have a tail
52:21 * Mort- giggles
53:05 <War_Wrecker> That's exactly why I don't role play with less than 3 party members
53:20 <War_Wrecker> Or less than 4 people
53:37 <Mort-> Whateta
53:49 <War_Wrecker> You ever played with a party of two?
54:02 <Brunius> Once or twice, IRL
54:19 <Mort-> We do it pretty often here
54:26 <Mort-> Got 3 people ok lets run :p
54:50 <War_Wrecker> 3 people, or 3 people and a game master?
54:55 <Mort-> Think ballig ran cote with 2 people
55:00 <Mort-> 3 people and a gm
55:13 <Ballig> I ran the last session of CotE with 2 people because 2 couldn't make it
55:14 <Mort-> That's enough lets run :p
55:20 <Mort-> Yeah
55:48 <War_Wrecker> speaking of which
55:56 <War_Wrecker> Not sure if I'm down for any games this weekend
56:01 <War_Wrecker> OR if I'm going to conquest
56:38 <Brunius> Ballig: How many more sessions do you reckon CotE has in it? Or is it finished?
57:07 <Mort-> Make up your mind
57:09 <Mort-> Its finished
57:11 <Ballig> it's finished
58:19 <Mort-> Yay Sunday to go sailing
59:36 <Brunius> Go to conquest man
59:41 <Brunius> We gotta meet yo
00:14 <Ballig> Mort-: if you decide to bail this weekend, don't expect me to schedule games during a convention again
00:19 <Ballig> you're the one who bitched about no games last convention
00:48 <Mort-> Sat i may not be able to make it
00:52 <Mort-> Sunday should be ok
01:04 <Mort-> When i meant sailing
01:25 <Mort-> I meant brunius seafaring campaign
01:36 <Ballig> I see
01:55 <Mort-> He could put it on Sundays!
02:03 <War_Wrecker> But Supanova
02:10 <War_Wrecker> And friends
02:18 <War_Wrecker> All of my friends go to different Uni's
02:26 <War_Wrecker> And have completely different timetables
02:27 <Brunius> When is supa
02:28 <Brunius> anyway
03:26 <War_Wrecker> I think its soon
03:56 <War_Wrecker> ah next week
08:43 <Spaceshot> wooo, gonna get me some mind fucking anime
10:13 <Mekkis> can you turn a headband of +2 wisdom into a headband of +2 wisdom and int?
10:41 <Brunius> Yes
10:46 <Ballig> I don't believe that's true
10:50 <Brunius> Although that's a forum ruling
11:11 <Ballig> the FAQ talks about upgrading named items, such as "headband of vast intellect +2" to "headband of vast intellect +4"
11:17 <Folnor> !throw 1d20+14 Knowledge Planes
11:17 <diebot> Folnor, Knowledge Planes: [1d20=4] 18
11:17 <Ballig> or whatever it is
11:37 <Folnor> yeah.... Walmart is definitively a plane of hell
11:50 <Mekkis> !feat Death from Above
11:56 <Brunius> I hear they sell guns in walmart
11:57 <Mort-> You can always sell your old one and buy a new one with those stats
12:03 <Mort-> Very funny
12:07 <Brunius> Costs more Mort-
12:10 <Folnor> they sell a few select firearms
12:21 <Mort-> Yeah
12:28 <Mort-> But always have that option
12:41 <Mekkis> or I could wait one scenario and buy one outright
12:44 <Ballig> the question is specifically about upgrading
12:49 <Ballig> so you dont' waste that 2,000 gold
13:01 <Impaler> Spaceshot: I recommend Evangelin
13:16 <Mekkis> Grolschmir should take Death From Above
13:39 <Spaceshot> Folnor: I think it's the infinite layers of the abyss
13:43 <Spaceshot> those places are huge
13:48 <Folnor> dont feed his addiction Impalar
14:03 <Spaceshot> Impaler: that's not really that mind fucky, you should see school days and compare :P
14:16 <Spaceshot> quite you
14:29 <Spaceshot> who doesn't like some mind fucking anime?
14:44 * Folnor points at himself
14:45 <War_Wrecker> Hasn't everyone already seen Evangelion anyhow?
14:56 <Spaceshot> like I said before, 90% of the anime I've seen are either WTF or tits!
15:11 <Spaceshot> which is what most anime is
15:50 <Spaceshot> wait what?
15:54 <Spaceshot> supanova is soon?
17:00 <Spaceshot> is there anime screenings at supanova?
17:54 <Folnor> !throw 1d20+16 Knowledge Religion
17:54 <diebot> Folnor, Knowledge Religion: [1d20=16] 32
18:02 <Mort-> Nice feat mek!
18:11 <Mekkis> it's got a good name
18:14 * Folnor talks to Mort about Nethys
18:17 <Mort-> have a great time charging!
18:25 <Mekkis> there are other feats though
18:32 <Mort-> Have you gotten flyby and rideby yet?
18:38 <Mekkis> rideby, ye
18:39 <Mekkis> s
18:41 <Steven> sup!
18:43 <Mekkis> flyby no
18:45 <Mort-> Fly by?
18:50 <Mekkis> it's not legal
18:55 <Mort-> Oh
19:05 <Mort-> I thought it would sound so cool!
19:22 <Mort-> Can't khaa take it?
19:24 <Mort-> Oooh
19:38 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 i know too!
19:38 <diebot> Mort-, i know too!: [1d20=17] 26
21:45 <Folnor> I think its time to watch some archer
21:59 <Folnor> whcih is going to piss sam off, cause she hates this show
22:07 <Hydrazine> I love Archer
22:07 <Spaceshot> guess I'm not going to supanova then
22:13 <Folnor> but she made the deal!  i go to the store and i get to pick out what we watch
22:13 <Hydrazine> Is there season 3 yet?
22:23 <Folnor> YUP!
22:31 <Hydrazine> My girl appreciates Archer.
22:39 <Hydrazine> And D&D.
22:46 <Folnor> FROTHING LOINS!
22:51 <Folnor> lol
25:58 <Spaceshot> oh well, no need to be surounded by too many people 2 weekends in a row
28:03 <Brunius> Totally is
28:44 <Spaceshot> plus it costs too much, and there is no time table
28:58 <Spaceshot> so I can't know what anime I'd be watching (because that's what I mostly did at Avcon)
35:19 <Ballig> because of your busy schedule anda ll
35:20 <Ballig> :p
36:17 <Steven> BOOBIES!
36:34 <Steven> i mean.... hey
36:38 <Ballig> yuck
40:17 <Brunius> What the hell
40:19 <Brunius> I'm tired
40:25 <Brunius> And it's only 8:40pm
40:41 <Steven> yeah im having problems sleepin myself
41:45 <Steven> i keep ham hawing on my oracle
41:54 <Steven> I built a lore oracle
42:13 <Steven> and now im thinkin bout rebuilding
42:18 <Brunius> I should try to stay awake all night tonight
42:22 <Brunius> How do you do that anyway
42:36 <Steven> stayin awake all night?
43:25 <Mort-> Ballig
43:38 <Steven> MORT!
43:38 <Mort-> the floating disk spell 
43:47 <Ballig> hm?
43:47 <Steven> im bored say something funny
43:53 <Spaceshot> lol lore oracle
44:04 <Spaceshot> I'm not the biggest fan of lore for PFS
44:18 <Steven> im not a fan of ANY of the mysteries
44:25 <Mort-> If not otherwise directed, it maintains a constant interval of 5 feet between itself and you. 
44:36 <Ballig> okay
44:39 <Mort-> How would you direct it then
44:52 <Ballig> using a movement action to concentrate
44:56 <Spaceshot> life and fire are awesome
45:01 <Mort-> Sure
45:04 <Mort-> Ill do it
45:21 <Mort-> Speed is 30 ft right?
45:48 <Steven> ehhhhhh life is just a healbot like Folnor
45:52 <Ballig> your normal speed
46:10 <Ballig> it actually suggests its speed is half of yours
46:13 <Mort-> So i have expedeous retreat
46:21 <Ballig> depending on interpretation
46:35 <Ballig> Mort-: I think it saying "your normal speed" suggests unenhanced
46:38 <Mort-> will accompany you at a rate of no more than your normal speed each round. 
46:40 <Mort-> Ok
46:43 <Mort-> Fair enough
46:45 <Ballig> yes, I read it
46:46 <Mort-> Why half speed
46:48 <Ballig> you don't have to paste it :p
46:52 <Ballig> because "your normal speed" is 30 feet
46:58 <Ballig> that means it can go 30 feet per round, and you can go 60
47:15 <Ballig> but it depends on interpretation
47:28 <Brunius> Pick it up and carry it
47:47 <Ballig> you can't lift it more than 3 feet from the surface it's on
48:08 <Mort-> If i were to move it 30 ft
48:27 <Mort-> It would tail 5 ft behind me if not directed
48:56 <Ballig> right
49:05 <Ballig> I think most GMs would rule that it pretty much follows at the same speed as you
49:09 <Ballig> unless you're trying to do something stupid with it
49:10 <Mort-> Yes
49:14 <Mort-> Of course
49:16 <Mort-> I'm not
49:21 <Mort-> But say i direct it
49:23 <Ballig> at which point they might try to dissect the wording of the spell
49:24 <Steven> So your in favor of flame, but ive noticed the higher level you get the more creatures that have fire immunity
49:28 <Mort-> How far would it go
49:35 <Ballig> Steven: apparently the fire domain is considered the worst
49:38 <Ballig> because of the fire immunity
49:52 <Ballig> Mort-: it can't go any further away from you than the distance of the range
50:01 <Mort-> Oh of course
50:03 <Ballig> so at 5th level wizard, it can go 35 feet away from you
50:04 <Ballig> before disappearing
50:19 <Mort-> 30 ft it can move then?
50:24 <Mort-> With all its contents?
50:32 <Ballig> if it disappears it drops all your shit on the ground
50:43 <Mort-> Oh yes
50:46 <Mort-> That would suck
51:06 <Ballig> I am going to cast flesh to stone on mort! bwa-ha-ha!
51:20 <Mort-> Go iceberg
51:22 <Mort-> Ahead
52:32 <Steven> DC of that FoS?
52:37 <Spaceshot> yea, but I just love a divine caster getting burning hands and fireball
52:43 <Spaceshot> I wish air was more like that
52:43 <Mort-> Doesn't matter
52:46 <Mort-> I'm done
52:56 <Spaceshot> getting shocking grasp and lightning bolt than the shitty air spells
53:06 <Ballig> lightning bolt is pretty decent
53:07 <Mort-> So i could direct my disc 30 ft from me
53:10 <Ballig> my cleric is fire, mostly for things like fireball
53:12 <Mort-> In one round?
53:15 <Ballig> but you can't fault lightning bolt
53:26 <Ballig> Mort-: right, if you wanted to risk all your stuff falling out
53:43 <Mort-> Ok
53:45 <Mort-> Its ok
53:50 <Mort-> I don't mind
54:01 <Steven> Lightning bolt is damned sweet... except in flying combat where its annoying to figure out what squares it hits if somebody is casting from in the air
54:44 <Steven> we had some drow lighting bolt flingers in a scenario once
54:50 <Steven> and they were flying
54:54 <Steven> god was that annoying
55:36 <Spaceshot> the air mysteries are cool and lightning/flying based, but the spells are useless
55:40 <Spaceshot> you don't even get fly
55:44 <Spaceshot> IIRC
56:00 <Mekkis> Ballig, is there any way to hide spoilers in an article?
56:14 <Steven> yeah i dont get that whole you get wings... but we not going to give you flying as a skill
56:26 <Ballig> Mekkis: nope
56:31 <Mekkis> hmmm
56:48 <Mekkis> I'm writing an article about running Pathfinder on IRC
56:53 <Spaceshot> or even the spell as a bonus spell
57:11 <Mekkis> and I want to include my preparation docs there, but they are a bit spoilery 
57:19 <Steven> yeah it seems like a pretty big oversight on their part
57:33 <Ballig> they're links, right?
57:36 <Steven> perhaps link them?
58:05 <Mekkis> I could link them
58:07 <Spaceshot> I would have prefered a lightning mystery over an air one
58:13 <Mekkis> http://www.amazon.com/Story-About-Ping-Marjorie-Flack/dp/0140502416
58:20 <Mekkis> read the first user review
59:24 <Steven> auck! its amazon
59:51 <Brunius> Haha
59:56 <Brunius> That book was awesome
00:43 <Spaceshot> Steven: I know this is non-PFS, but have you seen Genius Games Oracle books?
01:14 <Steven> god yes!
01:59 <Spaceshot> I love the feats, any revelation
02:02 <Spaceshot> best feat ever
02:24 <Spaceshot> yes sir I'll take wings as a fire oracle
03:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, I'm trying to get together a set of cards for you
03:46 <Brunius> Thanks
04:47 <Steven> I'm thinking the Heavens is pretty good
05:01 <Mekkis> so far I've found: a Bayou, a Concentrate, Jump, Heal, Escape Artist, Balance, Intimidation
05:12 <Mekkis> Sleight of Hand
05:20 <Spaceshot> bayou?
05:25 <Mekkis> yeah
05:30 <Spaceshot> the old school black green land?
05:36 <Mekkis> ja
05:41 <Spaceshot> nice
05:41 <Mekkis> just lying around on my desk
06:00 <Steven> I did that the other day, only i found my foil emrakul
06:17 <Spaceshot> haha
06:26 <Mekkis> about ten packs of textless MPR cards, including textless cryptic command and damnation
06:42 <Spaceshot> nice
06:45 <Steven> nice indeed
07:23 <Mekkis> about 100 warnings, most water damaged
09:18 <Steven> Ok... so illusion Oracle w/ the heavens mystery
09:48 <Spaceshot> colour spray becomes broken
09:51 <Spaceshot> in PFS
10:00 <Steven> thats what im thinking space...
10:55 <Steven> Me: I'll color spray. DM: no problem my guys are level 8. Me: their HD is reduced by 4 due to my charisma score.  DM: Fuck....
11:07 <Steven> bwahahahahaahah
11:40 <Mekkis> gnome, I guess
11:45 <Mekkis> deaf, I guess
12:04 <Steven> whats deaf?
12:49 <Spaceshot> deaf is awesome
12:58 <Spaceshot> but not gnome
13:00 <Spaceshot> anything but gnome
13:10 <Ballig> halfling
14:03 <Spaceshot> halfling would work
14:09 <Spaceshot> and give you reasonable dex :P
14:21 <Steven> im goin with human
14:23 <Mekkis> gnome is better
14:28 <Mekkis> +1 to DC of illusion spells
14:47 <Mekkis> wow
15:01 <Mekkis> an original disk of Command and Conquer The Covert Operations
15:07 <Spaceshot> :P
15:16 <Spaceshot> what pattern spells are there?
16:01 <Steven> color spray
16:05 <Steven> rainbow pattern
16:23 <Steven> hypno pattern
16:26 <Steven> uh....
16:39 <Steven> some mote spell i think
16:41 <Steven> and.....
16:45 <Steven> yeah...
18:07 <Spaceshot> so basically, colour spray?
18:07 <Spaceshot> :P
18:16 <Steven> pretty much
18:22 <Impaler> well going to get going fellas, good night to ya 
18:29 <Steven> see ya impaler
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18:40 <Spaceshot> then get that feat that allows metamagic feats on 1 spell not increase cast time for a spontanous and choose colour spray
19:41 <Mekkis> for heighten?
20:49 <Spaceshot> for anything really
20:55 <Spaceshot> persistant would work
21:55 <Steven> the final revelation is rediculous!
21:57 <Steven> Final Revelation  Upon achieving 20th level, your rapport with the heavens grants you perfect harmony with the universe. You receive a bonus on all saving throws equal to your Charisma modifier. You automatically stabilize if you are below 0 hit points, are immune to fear effects, and automatically confirm all critical hits. Should you die, you are reborn 3 d
22:13 <Mekkis> ridiculous!
22:17 <Spaceshot> I love how 4/9 of the air revelations are electrical, yet all the spells are shitty wind ones
22:22 <Steven>  3 days later in the form of a star child, who matures over the course of 7 days (treat as the reincarnate spell).
22:39 <Spaceshot> Steven: I also like the life one, no resurrection, but so many more immunities
22:54 <Avatar> no point looking at final revelations
23:05 <Steven> I CAN LOOK!
23:09 <Steven> and dream
23:10 <Avatar> no point
23:26 <Steven> stop bringin me down man!
23:28 <Spaceshot> Avatar: you can in theory get to level 20 in PFS
23:35 <Avatar> well 20th level anything is ridiculous
23:48 <Spaceshot> just because they haven't released enough material yet to get there doesn't mean they won't and aren't getting there
24:37 <Steven> im just building a stupid about of character since i dont get to play ausk anytime soon
24:38 <Mort-> Just afking
24:58 <Steven> have to wait till more people get to level 12
25:01 <Mort-> Ausk should enjoy his vacation
25:04 <Steven> im the first one in the whole area
25:06 <Steven> he is
25:13 <Mort-> Mort might take one soon
25:17 <Mort-> Even before 12
25:28 <Steven> he is pirating, and wenching, and all manner of Pirate related behavior...
25:36 <Steven> mostly wenching and pirating
25:40 <Mort-> Chasing myz is tiring work
25:55 <Mort-> Btw mek
26:08 <Mort-> Don't you think 2 wizards in scenario is over kill?
26:24 <Steven> usually that just means haste is always up
26:26 <Steven> which is a good thing
26:48 <Mort-> Just tell your local summoner to stuff you up with haste
26:53 <Mort-> Matter settled
26:55 <Mekkis> Mort-, yes - for the party
27:00 <Mekkis> they will get killed
27:01 <Mekkis> overly
27:02 <Mekkis> LS
27:25 <Steven> I dunno, maybe its cause ausk is just so bad ass
27:28 <Mort-> So you mean 2 wizards will kill your own party?
27:44 <Steven> but i rolled with a wiz, a sorc, ranger, and the Inquisitor
27:50 * Mekkis recalls back when Deceased "collateral damage" Estate spent time with a wizard, two sorcerers, and a halfling monk with 10 str
27:52 <Steven> and we just rolled the scenario
28:04 <Mort-> I'm not going alone
28:10 <Mort-> None of us can tank
28:19 <War_Wrecker> Hmmm?
28:27 <War_Wrecker> Tank eh?
28:31 <Mort-> Im a wizard
28:54 <War_Wrecker> Favorite "tank" has to be chunky monk
29:14 <Mekkis> can a druid sacrifice an empty slot to cast Summon Nature's Ally?
29:17 <Mort-> I generally am partial to anything
29:25 <Mort-> I think yes
29:27 <Steven> my favorite tank is an alchemist w/ 31AC
29:36 <Steven> at level 7
29:54 <Mort-> Ah
29:54 <Mekkis> I don't think that relying on a "tank" is a good strategy
29:54 <Spaceshot> heh
30:07 <Spaceshot> monsters don't attack the tank
30:10 <Spaceshot> since there is no taunting
30:11 * Mort- likes to hide
30:32 <Mekkis> it's called the Antagonise feat
30:32 <Mort-> Some tanks are very hard to get around though
30:56 <Mort-> They have a 20 ft reach and smack like a wallop
31:06 <Steven> ok oracle built
31:12 <Steven> dont think im going to play him
31:15 <War_Wrecker> Although Magus has nice hit dice, so maybe a skirnir
31:35 <Steven> pretty /snore compared to the other characters ive built
31:38 <Mort-> Your hp is shht
31:45 <Spaceshot> skirnir is funny
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31:50 <Spaceshot> MORE SHIELD BASHING
32:01 <Mort-> d8 is 5 hp per level
32:14 <Steven> can a person wield two shields?
32:18 <Spaceshot> yes
32:24 <Spaceshot> I don't think you gain bonuses for it
32:40 <Steven> cause im feelin a captain america momment comming on
32:46 <Mort-> D6 is 4hp per level
32:58 <Mort-> I always put favoured class into hp
33:41 <Mort-> Look on the bright side you get to hit from 15 ft away
34:16 <Spaceshot> I'm thinking a brute force metal oracle or a blaster half-orc fire oracle
34:35 <Spaceshot> unless there is another race that also gains +1/2 fire damage for their favoured alternate
34:39 <Steven> doooooo et
35:01 <Spaceshot> mainly I want to make a barbarian oracle PrC (forgot it's name)
35:10 <Spaceshot> I might shelf Bashi for it :P
40:38 <Avatar> Bashi was added when I said I added it btw
40:54 <Avatar> the first time you asked
40:56 <Brunius> What time is lunch break at conquest?
41:04 <Avatar> 12
41:20 <Avatar> probably
42:09 <War_Wrecker> I HAVE MADE AN ERROR IN PLAYING MAGUS
42:18 <War_Wrecker> CLEARLY I NEED TO BE PLAYING AS A SCROLL MASTER
42:33 <Avatar> how many games have you played
42:42 <War_Wrecker> 1 with Elysiel
42:51 <War_Wrecker> That's mostly sarcasm
43:04 <War_Wrecker> But the rest is just "What the heck paizo why does scroll master exist"
43:39 <Mekkis> War_Wrecker, so the druid in Heroes and Monsters can be used!
45:35 <Spaceshot> lolmaster
49:18 freelovexxx ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
49:24 <freelovexxx> HEY WHATS THIS ABOUT
49:37 <freelovexxx> ANSWER NOW UR COW FUCKERS
49:38 <Brunius> This kid just joined a bunch of channels
49:41 <Brunius> Likely a spammer
49:47 * freelovexxx slaps Brunius around a bit with a large trout
49:58 <Brunius> What a unique idea.
50:24 <freelovexxx> u can thank mirc for it
50:36 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
50:39 * freelovexxx slaps Avatar around a bit with a large trout
50:40 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@121.216.20A4B8.FA27EC
50:40 Avatar has kicked freelovexxx from #d&d (when come back, bring pie!)
50:53 <Steven> but....
50:58 <Steven> that was pretty hot
51:21 <Brunius> Want pie now
51:28 <Steven> mmmmmmmmmm
51:32 <Steven> pie sounds good
52:24 <Brunius> yes
55:08 <Mekkis> Brunius, encourage him to do it in #asd
55:22 <Brunius> Ha
55:28 <Brunius> I will next time
56:16 <Steven> maybe i should make Folnor a brother
56:45 <Steven> yeah.... another cleric of nethys
57:01 <Steven> only this time instead of healing and all that jazz
57:10 <Steven> he will be the other aspect of nethys
58:08 <Spaceshot> hydra you there?
58:21 <Steven> omnipresence?
58:30 <Hydrazine> ?
59:00 <Spaceshot> just had a 15min concide (Hon is 15min concide/surrender rather than 20 like LoL) it was 29/4 our way
59:05 <Spaceshot> XD
59:08 <Spaceshot> quick game's a good game
59:40 <Hydrazine> Concede, I think.
59:48 <Spaceshot> that one
59:52 <Spaceshot> but still, it was awesome
00:01 <Hydrazine> My best game ever, 3s map. We took the nexus in 17 flat.
00:07 <Spaceshot> haha nice
00:10 <Hydrazine> Team kills were 40+ to 2.
00:15 <Spaceshot> sweet
00:16 <Hydrazine> Both on the same person.
00:21 <Hydrazine> I never even left the field.
00:23 <Spaceshot> :P
00:32 <Hydrazine> This is back when PanthRaka was OP as fuck.
01:01 <Spaceshot> well I was 6/1/13 and my lane mate was 12/010
01:05 <Spaceshot> 12/0/10*
01:10 <Spaceshot> it was a really fun lane
13:32 <Mekkis> wow
13:42 <Mekkis> a $11000 magic card on ebay
14:43 <War_Wrecker> All I have to say is DotA Classic
14:52 <War_Wrecker> 20 minutes in one lane with no leaving it
15:03 <War_Wrecker> I had 10,000 gold
15:10 <Steven> what card is it? a lotus?
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18:58 <Mekkis> a Bayou
19:36 <Steven> a bayou for 10k.... insane
20:22 <Steven> oh sorry, 11k
22:39 <Spaceshot> really a bayou?
22:44 <Spaceshot> signed/
22:45 <Spaceshot> ?*
23:46 <Steven> i dont care if god signed it, its 11k
23:46 <Spaceshot> anywho, gonna go to bed
24:31 <Spaceshot> so? I think garfield's child card (the one about starting a new game with a third player) is around 65k last time I heard
24:48 <Spaceshot> but yea, goin to bed still
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31:33 <War_Wrecker> checking things that allow flight
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48:08 <Mekkis> 10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ....
48:08 <Mekkis> Now they have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash
50:12 * Mort- laughs
51:01 <Steven> thinkin
51:09 <Steven> imma rock a druid character now
51:39 <Steven> w/ a stegosauri animal companion 
57:19 <Brunius> Old, Mekkis
58:09 <Steven> so....
58:27 <Steven> is the stegosaurus a good animal companion?
58:29 <Steven> anybody know
59:39 <Brunius> I'm gonna try restoring my XP partition off the install CD
59:45 <Brunius> See you guys later
59:54 <Steven> have fun with that one
00:02 <Brunius> Oh, Will I ever
00:30 <Avatar> is stegosaurus on the list of animal companions you can take
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00:56 <Steven> Animal Companions (from other Paizo sources)
00:57 <Steven> its on that list
01:18 <Avatar> what source
01:21 <Mekkis> what book do you need to buy to use it?
02:13 <Steven> bestiary 2
02:50 <Steven> first time ever making a druid w/ a companion
02:52 <Steven> should be fun
04:09 <Steven> Would end up having to be a Saurian Shaman
04:22 <Mekkis> do you own Bestiary 2?
04:32 <Steven> i own all 3
05:54 <Steven> currently own core, apg, UC, UM, beastiary 1-3, humans of gol, gnomes of gol, faiths of balance, purity and corruption
06:26 <Steven> and a couple other random things
08:57 <Steven> i like the whole +8 str at 7th level
14:07 <Mekkis> I got my web -> mysql -> ascii -> LaTeX -> PDF character sheet generator working
14:33 <Steven> cool?
15:08 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/profiler/view.php?id=4
15:11 <Mekkis> that's the input
15:15 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/itzamna.txt
15:24 <Mekkis> that's the second output
15:51 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Charsheet.pdf
15:54 <Mekkis> that's the final output
19:26 <Steven> that just makes no sense
19:35 <Steven> why would a giant wasp have trample and not fly by attack
19:43 <Mekkis> what?
20:27 <Mekkis> wow: I didn't expect this to work first try...
20:36 <Mekkis> ruby sheetextract.rb 4 > /srv/www/htdocs/~mekkis/itzamna.txt && ( pdflatex Charsheet.tex || true ) &&  mv Charsheet.pdf /srv/www/htdocs/~mekkis/itzamna.pdf && tar -cvf itzamna.tar Abilities.tex Skills.tex Items.tex Spelllevel.tex Attacks.tex && bzip2 itzamna.tar && scp itzamna.tar.bz2 \[2001:5c0:1108:1300:21f:16ff:fe21:a90d\]:/home/dnd/sheets/Itzamna/ 
24:26 <Avatar> you might want to get rid of the garbage in the ascii version
24:46 <Mekkis> the diagnostic stuff
24:47 <Mekkis> yeah
24:53 <Avatar> everything above the half way point and at the bottom
25:04 <Mekkis> yeah
25:12 <Mekkis> the stuff at the bottom only takes up one line though
25:53 <Avatar> looks like about 30 lines to me
26:05 <Avatar> 30 or 60
26:49 <Mekkis> it's only one line: your browser might be wrapping it though
27:26 <Mekkis> still not sure about Spider Climb
27:48 <Mort-> Ill need to fix xyniels sheet
27:56 <Mort-> But i filled up all the stuff already
30:43 <Avatar> Mekkis: I'm using chrome
30:55 <Mekkis> I'm not :S
32:58 <Avatar> it's common enough to want to fix
33:29 <Mekkis> Avatar, suggest me a second level summoner spell
33:49 <Mekkis> I don't want to take Glitterdust or Create Pit
34:36 <Mekkis> I'll choose slow
34:43 <Mekkis> it seems an interesting AoE
36:12 <Mort-> You can target it?
36:27 <Mort-> I'm still looking at level 1 spells
36:47 <Mort-> How long does enlarge person from wand or scroll
36:51 <Mort-> Take to cast
39:17 <Steven> can you make a druid animal companion into a mount?
40:54 <Hydrazine> ask Grolsh.
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44:33 <Mort-> He is riding on a flying roc
53:54 <Mekkis> yes, you can
54:05 <Mekkis> and to be honest, I still haven't decided whether my roc will grow
57:48 <Mort-> Why shouldn't  he
57:56 <Mort-> You can grow with him :d
59:14 <Mekkis> he won't fit indoors
59:44 <Mort-> Oh yeah
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