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09:22 <Mekkis> heh
09:35 <Mekkis> Weird things happen in Kaer Maga
09:43 <Mekkis> like the White Lady :)
14:47 <Avatar> did that game finally end
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15:32 <Avatar> do you know what game you plan on running
15:54 <Mekkis> yeah
15:58 <Mekkis> City of Strangers 2
16:58 <Ballig> didn't you sign up for the game that was meant to start just over 11 hours ago SaintCaleth
17:37 <Avatar> is that tier 1-2
17:39 <Avatar> er, 1-5
18:18 <SaintCaleth> The power was out for most of today
18:22 <Avatar> and is it going to be another 10 hour game or are you going to split it
18:27 <Mekkis> 1-7
18:45 <Mekkis> it won't be longer than 8 hours
18:51 <Prissa> hey....Zzzzzzz
19:10 <SaintCaleth> I'm in China and this sort of thing happens
19:12 Prissa is now known as matt
22:25 <Tashes> Haii!
22:38 <Mort-> its scawy
22:54 <Mort-> I wont be around cos I already played
23:03 <Mort-> finally came a full circle
23:14 <Mort-> begining and the end
23:45 <Mort-> you really NEVER have enough time..
23:52 <matt> damn goblins!
23:54 <Mort-> besides perosnally Im fine with the journey..
24:01 <Mort-> its the journey not the destination
24:07 <Mort-> anwyay too bad about the downmarket bit..
24:11 <Mort-> ah wellz
24:37 <Mort-> but in combat healing is pretty useful
24:46 <Mort-> just cant do it..
25:02 <Mort-> Hi tashes
25:06 * Mort- wags her tailie at tashes
25:12 <Mekkis> Mort-, are there any scenarios Mort needs to play?
25:18 <Mort-> what scenarios
25:21 <Mort-> nothing in particular
25:26 <Mort-> everything that hasnt been played goes
25:42 <Mort-> I need to follow jerus around soon..
25:46 <Mort-> so he can level up
25:51 <Mort-> I think hes 1 scenario from leveling
25:57 <Mort-> so is mort anwyay
26:20 <Mekkis> Mort-, what I mean is, before you level out of tier 1-7
26:38 <Mekkis> you've played Shadow's Last Stand 1, but not part 2?
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26:50 <Mort-> oh yeah
26:51 <Mort-> true
26:53 <Mort-> I forgot
26:56 <Mort-> yeah we can do that
26:57 <Mort-> I forget :D
26:58 <Mort-> sorry
27:10 <Mekkis> anything else?
27:23 <Mort-> Ill hceck 
28:30 <Mort-> shades of ice I and III
28:34 <Mort-> but I dont think itll happen
30:00 <Mort-> morts leveling up
30:57 <Mort-> done declined it
31:21 <Avatar> haven't you played shades of ice 1?
31:28 <Mort-> shades of ice II?
31:30 <Mort-> not I
31:38 <Avatar> well 1 and 2
31:40 <Avatar> I ran them in here
31:43 <Mort-> uh oh
31:46 <Mort-> which means Im 7 already?
31:47 <Mort-> OH FK
31:51 <Mekkis> isn't Shades of Ice 1=5
31:56 <Avatar> yeah
32:08 <Mort-> sorry
32:36 <Mort-> I dont think
32:38 <Avatar> I've found auditing what scenarios you've played on your character sheet is a brilliant idea
32:40 <Mort-> I played shades of ice I?
32:41 <Mort-> Y did
32:43 <Mort-> I did
32:46 <Mort-> and am doing now
33:03 <Avatar> I was probably going to run shades of ice 3 next
33:23 <Mort-> I remember escorting goblins
33:26 <Mort-> wasnt it shade of Ice II?
33:34 <Avatar> that's frostfur captives
35:16 <Avatar> actually I think I ran shades of ice 2 twice
35:29 <Avatar> surely you've played it
35:40 <Mekkis> you did
35:50 <Mekkis> it was a disaster the second time you ran it :P
36:21 <Avatar> yeah
36:34 <Avatar> the first time you cheesed your way through it
36:40 <Mort-> first time?
36:43 <Mort-> why is it I dont remember
37:13 <Mekkis> the two gnomes slaughtered the dragon!
37:27 <Avatar> probably because you played with mekkis and the game was so fast because mekkis was cheesing everything with his roc and lance combo
37:30 <Mekkis> in the surprise round
37:47 <Mekkis> Avatar, Bob was there too!
38:45 <Mekkis> you can't just blame Grolschmir
38:58 <Mort-> no\
39:03 <Mort-> I dont remember any dragons
39:09 <Mort-> and I dont remember grosh
39:10 <Mekkis> actually, you shouldn't blame either!
39:17 <Mort-> so somewhere
39:26 <Mekkis> has Mort actually adventured with Grolschmir?
39:34 <Mort-> no
39:36 <Mekkis> hehe
39:43 <Mekkis> Grolschmir outranks Mort!
39:52 <Mort-> so I couldnt have played shadeso f Ice II?
39:57 <Mort-> why did I get an impression that I have
40:01 <Mort-> nevermind, digging up what I can find
40:03 <Mort-> its all over the place
40:49 <Avatar> you might have played the disaster
40:49 <Avatar>  game
40:50 <Mort-> I remember being an an inn
40:54 <Avatar> but that was incredibly memorable
40:57 <Mort-> having stomach troubles
41:02 <Mort-> and trying to do my faction mission with tasiv
41:07 <Mort-> was that shades of ice?
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41:14 <Avatar> don't know
41:19 <Mort-> (as in trying to fake I had sotmach troubles)
41:22 <Mort-> can I read the faciotn mission out ot you?
41:29 <Mort-> in pm
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42:11 <Mekkis> I should run Shadow's Last Stand 2
42:25 <Matt> Now I can't sleep. Lol
43:00 * Mort- fluffs matt
43:31 <Mekkis> ah
43:32 <Matt> :)
44:03 <Mekkis> the PFS faction guide: for each 10 points of fame, you get +1 to diplomacy against members of that faction
44:19 <Mekkis> Grolschmir made great use of that in Shadow's Last Stand 2 :)
44:45 <Mort-> you mean you ordered everone around
44:49 <Mort-> mort doesnt mind being ordered around
44:59 <Mekkis> that too!
45:57 <Mekkis> when a diplomatic mission is set in Andoran, having a famous Andoran in the party helps :)
46:22 <Mort-> I doubt that mort would do such a thing
46:41 <Mekkis> and Grolschmir is famous
47:08 <Mekkis> just MENTION Grolschmir at a table in Brisbane, or in Melbourne, and people know who he is!
48:03 <Mort-> its u and the flying roc thing
48:07 <Mekkis> yeah
48:20 <Mort-> wheres the mirc saved documents
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54:00 <Steven_> herro
54:03 <Mekkis> moin
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05:24 <Mort-> k time to level up now
05:28 <Mort-> should i take my step towards the dark side?
05:39 <Steven_> yes
06:14 <vpsirc> what do you mean?
06:16 <Mort-> there is a price..
06:20 <Mort-> a familiar...
06:21 <Avatar> do any of you play SCRAMBLE WITH FRIENDS
06:22 <Mort-> my familiar..
06:23 vpsirc is now known as MekkisScreen
06:34 * Mort- wonders if she should walk down that side
06:49 <Steven_> nopes, i dont play scrable because im too amazing at it and my friend hate me
06:59 <Avatar> it's scramble
07:01 <Avatar> not scrabble
07:05 <Avatar> mr amazing spela
07:12 <MekkisScreen> nope, I have better things to do with my phone
07:19 <Mort-> Im 3 now..
07:25 <Avatar> like wish you had a new one
07:44 <Steven_> im not an amazing speller, i just have a great vocab so i know more words then average people
08:02 <MekkisScreen> Avatar, the phone I want has been made: it's just only available to developers
08:07 <MekkisScreen> the N950
08:32 <Mort-> dont tell me I never played shades of ice?
08:33 <Mort-> argggh
08:43 <Mort-> my chronicle sheets are literalyl all over the damn place
08:48 <Avatar> mekkis can check it for you, he would have reported that game
08:54 <Mort-> help..
08:58 <Mort-> ?
09:08 <MekkisScreen> I'm in bed
09:20 <Avatar> or you should be able to check it yourself
09:29 <MekkisScreen> IRCing on a server in the netherlands
09:31 <Avatar> https://secure.paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/myAccount
09:38 <Avatar> log in and go to the player tab
09:45 <MekkisScreen> on my phone
09:48 <MekkisScreen> :)
09:50 <Mort-> thanks Ill try
10:50 <Avatar> lord, tristen, thelen, jaggedsoul and brunius played in the disaster game of shades of ice 2
11:09 <Avatar> so you would've played in the cheesed mekkis game, which is why you can't remember it
12:03 <Steven_> 6hrs till i play year of the shadowlodge
12:13 <Mort-> no
12:14 <Mort-> I didnt
12:21 <Mort-> I mustve mixed up frostfur captives with shadeso f ice
12:22 <Mort-> fk
14:13 <Steven_> im hungry
14:24 <Mort-> let me see what I mixed up now
14:52 <Mort-> foudn it
14:57 <Mort-> I put shades of ice
15:01 <Mort-> instead of shadows last stand
15:03 <Mort-> k 
15:05 <Mort-> now to sort khaz out
15:10 <Mort-> should I walk down the dark side?
15:14 <Mort-> I didnt use much of my dark side powers
15:39 <Mort-> put khaz and jerus together, I wont level mort for abit
16:25 <Avatar> shades of ice 1 only had ballig, tristen and thelen when I ran it
16:38 <Ballig> and mekkis
16:54 <Ballig> oh wait that was 2
17:01 <Ballig> yeah I played 1 on artimus
17:04 <Mort-> anwyay yes I never played the shades of ice series
17:08 <Mort-> Im leveling khaz up now..
17:23 <Avatar> looks like you weren't in shades of ice 2 either
17:27 <Mort-> should I walk downthe dark side
17:29 <Mort-> yeah I never played it
17:33 <Mort-> but scenario numbers still the same
17:35 <Avatar> neither of them?
17:37 <Mort-> because I put in shades of ice II
17:38 <Mort-> yeah
17:43 <Mort-> instead of shadows last stand
17:44 <Avatar> that's crazy talk mort
17:53 <Mort-> I never played shades of ice II
17:55 <Mort-> its on the pazio site
18:07 <Mort-> mustve mixed it up with frostfur captives
18:12 <Avatar> yeah most of the scenarios are on the paizo site
18:49 <Mort-> yes
18:53 <Mort-> so I never played shades of Ice
19:13 <Mort-> okay
19:14 <Steven_> mort...
19:15 <Steven_> lets fight
19:16 <Mort-> familiar or arcane strke
19:18 <Mort-> now
19:21 <Mort-> for what
19:26 <Mort-> Im trying to levle up you silly nub
19:26 <Mort-> :D
19:30 <Steven_> so
19:37 <Steven_> that doesnt concern me
19:49 * Steven_ beings violently throwing cookies at mort.
20:19 * Mort- kicks steven
20:31 * Steven_ pelts mort with more cookies
20:36 * Mort- eats all hte cookies up
20:48 <Mort-> So yes - now I choose either a bat familiar or I take arcane strike
21:06 * Steven_ steals chronical sheets off mort while shes distracted with cookies.
21:20 <Mort-> cool
22:56 <Steven_> i dunno bout that arcane strike thing...
23:07 <Mort-> I cant get PA..
23:12 <Mort-> I already cant hit the broadside of a barn
23:14 <Steven_> doesnt it take a swift action to do your arcane pool?
23:15 <Mort-> dont want to make matters worse
23:19 <Mort-> yes it does
23:24 <Mort-> but the point is once Ienchant aracne pool
23:26 <Mort-> Im happy for 10 rounds
23:35 <Mort-> the rest of te 10 rounds I can go and do other stuffs like use arcane strike
23:45 <Mort-> PA is better, but I really am NOt dealing with the -1 to hit..
23:48 <Mort-> already have some to hit issues
24:23 <Steven_> what -1 to hit?
24:37 <Mort-> PA
25:22 <Steven_> mort you change subjects far too often
25:34 <Mort-> probably
25:35 <Steven_> i wouldnt get arcane strike
25:38 <Mort-> I tend to get distracted
25:42 <Mort-> its + damage
25:53 <Mort-> first round - I enchant using arcane pool
26:00 <Mort-> the rest of the rounds my swift action is free for me to use
26:21 <Steven_> yeah, but its effectively +2 damage
26:53 <Steven_> sorry +3 damage
27:09 <Mort-> +1 from pool, +1 from arcane strike by that time
27:17 <Mort-> Im also eating a permanent -2 modifiers on my attacks already..
27:20 <Mort-> sort of
27:23 <Mort-> as a medium BAB class
27:35 <Steven_> but you're blowing a feat to get a swift action that adds +3 damage
27:52 <Steven_> that is the definition of crap
27:54 <Mort-> arcane strike improves wiht levels
28:02 <Mort-> will get +2 at 5..
28:08 <Mort-> PA does too..
28:20 <Steven_> power attack does not take an action to activate
28:24 <Mort-> I dont think sacrificing my to-hit is a good idea
28:31 <Mort-> and I cant hit hte broad side of the barn as it is
28:41 <Steven_> you cant hit right now
28:50 <Steven_> but later on characters end up hitting everything
28:53 <Mort-> i got to see myself at 11..
28:59 <Mort-> hitting was an issue :P
29:05 <Mort-> (again I probably fked up lots of wheres) :D
29:08 <Steven_> then you built yourself wrong
29:12 <Mort-> maybe..
29:20 <Steven_> theres no reason you should have any problems hitting
30:26 <Steven_> at level 10 you should have +10 to hit real easy
30:38 <Mort-> I was at +13 I think
30:44 <Mort-> kept missing those monsters still..
31:01 <Steven_> most mobs will have 20-30AC with a rare few up into the 30s
31:17 <Mort-> the monsters in question had about 26 ac..
31:20 <Mort-> anyway.
31:42 <Mort-> base was +8, then +5 for str, + 1 for magiced weapon
31:59 <Mort-> -2 for perma spell comat on
32:00 <Steven_> at level 11 you only had a +1 weapon? yeah you built wrong
32:01 <Mort-> combat on
32:03 <Mort-> probably
32:06 <Mort-> I was doing weird stuffs
32:15 <Mort-> (hey I was urm..trying to use a persistent hideous laughter rod on...)
32:20 <Mort-> (well they asked me to do it haha :P)
32:36 <Mort-> (I wouldnt really do it that way if I were really playing seriously :P)
33:04 <Mort-> PA?
33:05 <Mort-> argh
33:14 <Mort-> I can take both arcane strike an PA
33:14 <Steven_> what feats do you already have?
33:18 <Mort-> nothing
33:21 <Mort-> slate is pretty clean
33:36 <Steven_> unless your level 1 you have feats
33:41 <Mort-> combat casting, dodge
33:42 <Steven_> so what feats do you have right now
33:44 <Mort-> probably not the best of choices
33:50 <Mort-> but thats what I started with waay back
33:52 * Mort- shrugs
35:21 <Steven_> weapon focus is decent
35:29 <Mort-> +1 to hit?
35:42 <Mort-> yeah but probably when Im about to hit weapon spec - which is at 11..
35:44 <Mort-> loooong way to go
36:11 <Steven_> i can ask walter when i see him today
36:14 <Mort-> ah I really cant decide my feat
36:17 <Steven_> hes the guy that wrote the magus guide
36:21 <Mort-> I was thiking arcane strike
36:27 <Mort-> btw no I didnt take magical lineage
36:37 <Mort-> I tell you this is a long time back so some choices were suboptimal
36:40 <Mort-> did what I knew how..
37:10 <Mort-> and I think Ill skip enlarge person
37:16 <Mort-> nice in theory, in practical there is never enough time.
37:27 <Mort-> first thing I find myself charging right into the mess..
37:32 <Mort-> 2nd thing its either hes down or Im taking a dirtnap.
41:24 <Steven_> alright back
41:40 <Steven_> whats your arcane pool look like?
41:45 <Mort-> 4 points
41:49 <Mort-> I buff every bloody fight :P
41:54 <Mort-> no Im not a fan of arcane accuracy
41:59 <Mort-> I will use it to enchant my weapon. no more.
42:37 <Steven_> extra arcane pool would give you a 50% increase in your pool
42:49 <Mort-> why do I need so many pool points
43:20 <Mort-> until 4 I cant use spell recall
43:33 <Mort-> once at 5 with a +1 weapon I can perma "haste" myself every fight
43:47 <Steven_> you can do cool things w/ arcane pool points
43:53 <Steven_> thats the point of pool points
44:05 <Mort-> yes but i need the necessary feats for it too
44:15 <Mort-> I dont really intend to burn my pool points for arcane accuracy and taht kind of stuff
44:48 <Steven_> okay so why are you playing a magus then?
45:27 <Mort-> I did it that way because I wanted melee lessons
45:35 <Mort-> wihtout having to depend on silly casters who forgot their see invis spells
48:48 <Steven_> alright ill be back in a bit, gonna make breakfast for the sam
49:10 <Steven_> mort your homework till i get back is to try to get over the not using arcane points for effects okay
49:57 <Mort-> I use them primarily for effects
50:01 <Mort-> anyway. off to bed soon too
50:04 <Mort-> still considering
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54:06 <Mort-> night all
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36:04 <Hydrazine> yo.
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54:24 <matt> :D
55:48 <Steven> 2hrs
55:50 <N2H4> Long game is LONG.
56:02 <Steven> and its time for year of the shadow lodge
56:12 <N2H4> You're a shadow lodge.
56:13 <N2H4> OH!
56:31 <Steven> you're a shadow lodge
56:42 <N2H4> no u?
56:54 <Steven> no you!
00:39 <N2H4> Whats up man?
02:10 <Steven> taking a break from d3
02:17 <Steven> my friends not in the closed beta
02:23 <Steven> so he is playing non stop this weekend
02:40 <Steven> and he keeps bugging me to come try out all the different classes with him
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19:45 <Hydrazine> I see.
20:15 <Hydrazine> next time i have to that, i'm making save commands for Kyra.
20:56 <Hydrazine> i finished the open trial with my monk.
21:02 <Hydrazine> i think i like it more that witch doc.
21:17 <Hydrazine> run around and kick shit.
24:53 <War_Wrecker> Poke
27:31 <Hydrazine> poke
28:16 <War_Wrecker> Guess who LARPed friday night?
28:48 <Hydrazine> you?
29:59 <War_Wrecker> Obviously
30:19 <Hydrazine> Didn't know you were a LARPer.
30:33 <Hydrazine> I think that might be too far for me.
30:41 <Hydrazine> Hows it work?
30:42 <War_Wrecker> Eh just did it for the first time
30:44 <War_Wrecker> No big deal
30:50 <War_Wrecker> Well it really depends how you're larping
30:55 <Hydrazine> Well. Go on.
31:01 <War_Wrecker> What I did and what I think I'll keep doing went along the lines of this...
31:21 <War_Wrecker> Everyone hits eachother with foam swords and keeps track of hits taken and falls down when they've taken too many hits
31:38 <War_Wrecker> Although this is with teams
32:30 <Hydrazine> I've helped make some of those.
32:39 <Steven> we have some larpers here in moscow/pullman area
32:52 <Steven> except they actually have full sets of armor that they go and fight in
32:56 <War_Wrecker> For context, the first thing went over was the only 3 rules
33:04 <Hydrazine> My friend Joe made this sword about as tall as he is. It had red edges, and I think that meant something.
33:09 <War_Wrecker> Or hell the guidelines
33:19 <War_Wrecker> 1. Have fun.
33:21 <Steven> ive pointed out the historical inacuracies of people wearing full plate while not mounted
33:24 <Steven> but they dont listen
33:43 <War_Wrecker> 2. Be safe, don't hurt anyone.
33:47 <Hydrazine> Cause its hell to walk in?
33:51 <War_Wrecker> 3. Be fair.
33:56 <Steven> more like impossible to walk in
33:58 <War_Wrecker> Not because its hell to walk in
34:03 <Hydrazine> Pretty good base rules.
34:07 <War_Wrecker> Because walking is all you can do with it
34:20 <War_Wrecker> Its not hell to walk in, its just that you move too damn slow to be a threat to anything
34:25 <Steven> yeah, you're wearing like 200-250lbs in metal
34:39 <War_Wrecker> Full plate, 200lbs?
34:41 <Hydrazine> And tripping you is lols.
35:00 <Steven> yeah man, real full plate is some heavy shit
35:21 <Steven> because often times its on top of a suit of chainmail
35:36 <War_Wrecker> Yeah the chain mail would be 20-30% of the weight
35:37 <Hydrazine> get tripped and drown in the mud.
36:06 <War_Wrecker> Although I've been repetitively told that plate mail is actually quite light
36:12 <War_Wrecker> Compared to what people make it out to be
36:17 <War_Wrecker> What sources say that its 200lbs?
36:22 <Steven> oh platemail is light
36:32 <Steven> it maybe weighs like 60-70lbs
36:38 <Steven> but then youve got the chainmail
36:51 <Steven> and the padded armor
36:56 <War_Wrecker> 200lbs seems to be way above the upper limit
37:02 <Steven> all the belts and buckles
37:18 <Steven> then a shield
37:20 <War_Wrecker> You can't get on a horse with 250lbs of armor
37:21 <Steven> and your weapon
37:31 <Hydrazine> hmm.
37:32 <War_Wrecker> Swords weigh a few pounds
37:34 <Hydrazine> "It is a common misconception that the plate armour of European soldiers adversely affected mobility in a significant manner, but in fact soldiers equipped with plate armour were more mobile than those with chainmail armour."
37:35 <War_Wrecker> Believe it or not
37:38 <Steven> im saying a full seat combat ready is about 200-250lbs
38:31 <War_Wrecker> I'm calling bullshit
38:47 <War_Wrecker> But first I'm going to research
38:49 <Steven> if all they are wearing is the platemail thats true
39:15 <Steven> but when a knight went into battle they were wearing platemail, on top of a suit of chainmail
39:21 <Steven> that was on top of some padded armor
39:45 <War_Wrecker> Don't make me use wikipedia as my only reference
40:08 * Steven took European History of War
40:17 <Steven> im not saying im an expert
40:26 <Steven> but ive got a solid knowledge base
41:05 <Steven> when you add a full suit of armor together its heavy as hell
41:31 <War_Wrecker> Well according to wikipedia (and other things appear to be in agreement), jousting armor was far heavier than plate
41:34 <Steven> platemail+chainmail+padded armor+shield+weapon=needs horse to move around
41:55 <War_Wrecker> Because one didn't need mobility when jousting, so "the only limit was how much the horse could carry"
42:06 <Steven> its why Knights were considered so bad ass while fighting
42:17 <War_Wrecker> And that would be 100 pounds
42:31 <War_Wrecker> You're bad ass for fighting wearing 30 kilos of armor
42:33 <Hydrazine> because swords just slide right off.
43:57 <Steven> try to remember, that during the later periods of armored combat the weight of metal actually decreased due to advancements in forging meathods
44:00 <Hydrazine> Jerus could carry full plate and all that armor!
44:18 <Steven> metal armor i mean, not all metal in general
44:23 <War_Wrecker> As a general rule they never made armor heavier than people could fight in it
44:28 <Hydrazine> the weight of armor. the weight of metal doesn't change. Just good advancements to get more strength out of a thinner alloy.
44:31 <War_Wrecker> You can't fight in 120 pounds of armor
44:51 <War_Wrecker> 200 is a gross exaggeration
45:04 <Steven> actually wrecker american soldiers routinely fight in around 100lbs of gear
45:05 <War_Wrecker> Melee weapons rarely weigh more than 5kgs
45:19 <War_Wrecker> 120lbs of ARMOR
45:25 <War_Wrecker> Not counting gear
45:40 <War_Wrecker> and american soldiers CARRY gear and shoot guns
46:00 <War_Wrecker> Its a different story when that weight is wrapped around your body
46:04 <Hydrazine> Hooyah.
46:12 * Hydrazine gets all patriotic. and stuff.
46:16 <War_Wrecker> You don't swing guns around to shoot them, you just shoot them
48:08 <Hydrazine> 22 strength is superman..
50:34 <Steven> anyways plate is around 60lbs, chainmail is around what 50lbs, padded armor is around 15, shield is around 20lbs, swrod is like 5lbs, so thats 150lbs and thats considered to be advanced metal arms weight.
50:55 <Steven> so its not unlikely that earlier forms of armor were significantly heavier.
51:29 <Hydrazine> did they really wear full plate and full chain, or just some chain bits and not really a whole suit?
51:45 <Steven> depends on how wealthy they were
51:52 <Hydrazine> because that sounds alot more reasonable considering the weight.
52:14 <Steven> poor knights might have a gambison
52:42 <Steven> its basically the richer you were the more money you could invest in keeping yourself alive
53:40 <Steven> for the average knight, warwrecker's figure is spot on
53:41 <Hydrazine> i had fun yesterday, but i do want to game with jerus.
54:01 <Steven> they had a breastplate, and some light chain
54:09 <Steven> shield sword, padded armor
54:42 <Steven> alright i gotta go get ready for Year of the Shadow lodge
54:46 <Steven> you guys...
54:47 <Hydrazine> peace out homey.
54:48 <Steven> keep it sexy
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55:04 <War_Wrecker> ...
55:10 <War_Wrecker> Earlier armor wasn't heavier
55:12 <War_Wrecker> It was weaker
55:29 <War_Wrecker> >:(
56:17 <Hydrazine> i think I agree with Steven on that. It was either weaker or heavier. You had to use thicker material to get the same protection.
56:21 <War_Wrecker> Shields weighing 20lbs? Insanity. And only a 2 handed sword would weigh 5lbs. And nobody uses a 2 handed sword with a shield IN PLATE. You can't get any flexibility. And you don't wear full chainmail with platemail
56:29 <War_Wrecker> You COULD make thicker armor for more protection
56:31 <War_Wrecker> But then its too heavy
56:57 <Hydrazine> I'm talking more about metal working technology than really armor.
57:05 <War_Wrecker> Yeah that is spot on
57:17 <War_Wrecker> But the fact is soldier don't wear the heaviest they can wear
57:25 <War_Wrecker> they wear the heaviest they can wear that is still practical for fighting
58:30 <Hydrazine> Agree.
59:29 <War_Wrecker> Also; the numbers are lower than that
59:35 <War_Wrecker> And they're STILL exhausting to carry
59:36 <Hydrazine> I actually know a decent bit about metalworking and such. Had to learn it for school.
59:47 <War_Wrecker> A 3lb sword is still fucking heavy
59:59 <War_Wrecker> Due to the weight distribution and how much you're swinging it
00:10 <Hydrazine> Heh.
00:18 <War_Wrecker> 3 pounds is nothing
00:21 <Hydrazine> I've held a flamberge before.
00:25 <War_Wrecker> Unless its a 3 pound steel rod held in the hand
00:29 <Hydrazine> I could barely get it horizontal.
00:39 <War_Wrecker> Swords are balanced close to the hilt
00:43 <War_Wrecker> The blades are incredibly light
00:49 <Hydrazine> unless its 5 feet long.
00:52 <War_Wrecker> I've held replica non functional display swords
00:55 <War_Wrecker> THEY LACK BALANCE
00:57 <Hydrazine> then lever action works against you.
01:09 <War_Wrecker> Oh the center of balance is always as close as possible to the handle
01:15 <Hydrazine> I held a real flamberge. I could lift the thing, but that was about it.
01:16 <War_Wrecker> but thats STILL not enough
01:45 <Hydrazine> I don't think I could effectively swing it.
01:48 <War_Wrecker> Takes a hell of a lot out of the wrist
01:56 <War_Wrecker> And when you swing it your shoulder too
02:14 <Hydrazine> Just too much weight too far away. Leverage killed me.
02:47 <Hydrazine> It looked cool though.
03:29 <War_Wrecker> Hell, even foils are ungodly heavy
03:30 <Hydrazine> Huh. By the stats, Jerus' hammer weighs 12 pounds..
03:31 <Hydrazine> Jesus.
03:39 <War_Wrecker> Warhammer?
03:42 <War_Wrecker> Or maul?
03:52 <War_Wrecker> Because everyone calls mauls warhammers
04:00 <War_Wrecker> When the difference is that ones a gigantic sledge hammer
04:10 <Hydrazine> lucerne hammer.
04:13 <War_Wrecker> And the other is actually a small (but long) hammer
04:32 <War_Wrecker> Ah yeah
04:35 <War_Wrecker> Lucerna hammer
04:37 <War_Wrecker> no problem
04:37 <Hydrazine> well, the whole thing's 12 pounds. including the 6 feet or so of shaft.
04:39 <War_Wrecker> It's too handed
04:42 <War_Wrecker> two*
04:55 <Hydrazine> but still, lets see you swing that thing.
05:05 <War_Wrecker> You don't swing that really
05:12 <Hydrazine> I ballpark the flamberge I was messing with around 15 pounds or so, and I kicked my ass.
05:27 <Hydrazine> Yeah, more of a lift and drop, realistically, but lets see you get the lift part done.
05:37 <War_Wrecker> That's why it's 6 feet
05:49 <War_Wrecker> 7 foot!
05:52 <War_Wrecker> Wow
05:59 <Hydrazine> estimating that part.
06:05 <Hydrazine> Its reach, atleast.
06:09 <War_Wrecker> wiki says 7 foot pole
06:10 <Hydrazine> So I figure its about that long
06:27 <War_Wrecker> A 2 handed weapons reach is about as long as the weapon
06:39 <War_Wrecker> A 1 handed weapons reach is about as long as the weapon plus 1 metre
07:08 <War_Wrecker> Well technically less than a metre
07:20 <Hydrazine> I think I remember seeing somewhere that a well trained martial artist with a 7 section staff could occupy a 40 ft circle.
07:22 <War_Wrecker> But if you rotate your body and take a small step forward EASILY 1 metre
07:32 <Hydrazine> diameter.
08:06 <Hydrazine> Which boggled me a bit.
08:08 <War_Wrecker> That's scary
08:13 <Hydrazine> yeah.
08:25 <War_Wrecker> And yet I can't threaten with my whip
08:28 <War_Wrecker> What is this bullshit
08:49 <Hydrazine> I think its that a whip takes more preparation to use.
09:00 <War_Wrecker> Yeah i know
09:02 <Hydrazine> got to have it in the right place to make an effective attack.
09:10 <War_Wrecker> It's not a whip really
09:22 <Hydrazine> that and rules wise it would be pretty overpowering if you could.
09:25 <War_Wrecker> If you swing it its not a whip
09:29 <War_Wrecker> You lash a whip
09:33 <War_Wrecker> You swing a 7 section staff
09:41 <War_Wrecker> A whip strikes a point
09:52 <War_Wrecker> A staff sweeps through a point
09:55 <Hydrazine> True.
10:02 <War_Wrecker> Or it strikes if you stab with it
10:07 <War_Wrecker> In which case it pokes
10:23 <Hydrazine> but imagine enlarge person with a whip that did threaten.
10:40 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
10:43 <War_Wrecker> entire area is screwed
10:50 <War_Wrecker> Personally I'd rather just take a monk with a staff
10:57 <War_Wrecker> And enchant the staff with all manner of bullshit
10:57 <Hydrazine> Large Jerus occupies a 50ft circle.
11:09 <Hydrazine> so a whip would be more than that. 10 feet or so.
11:12 <Hydrazine> Damn.
11:35 <Hydrazine> 20ft reach on each side, plus 10ft of himself in the middle
12:50 <Hydrazine> So yeah, I get why a whip doesn't threaten
13:44 <Hydrazine> you playing with us sometime, War?
14:28 <War_Wrecker> When I have a free saturday or sunday
16:08 <Hydrazine> sweet.
16:15 <Hydrazine> yesterday's game was loooong.
22:04 <War_Wrecker> mmm
22:16 <War_Wrecker> Just looking at getting some Larp gear that won't set me back triple digits
22:33 <War_Wrecker> Already came up with an effective arsenal that should be cheap
23:18 <Hydrazine> yeah?
23:20 <Hydrazine> Whatcha using?
23:43 <War_Wrecker> Well I used a 2 handed sword entirely
24:00 <War_Wrecker> Friend got a bastard sword that's unfortunately too long to count as a 1 handed sword under the rules
24:02 <Hydrazine> made of?
24:07 <War_Wrecker> Latex
24:14 <Hydrazine> Which means what for you?
24:21 <War_Wrecker> Its all latex with fiber glass cores
24:22 <Hydrazine> 1h/2h rules?
24:32 <Hydrazine> huh.
24:33 <War_Wrecker> Problem is he bought that and a shield
24:43 <Hydrazine> like a latex foam or just straight latex?
24:47 <War_Wrecker> Latex foam
24:51 <Hydrazine> kay.
25:10 <Hydrazine> i was asking because i think straight rubber would still hurt like fuck.
25:11 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow it means I get to use either one since he can't use both
25:23 <Hydrazine> i see.
25:26 <War_Wrecker> But at the moment I might also need armor
25:35 <Hydrazine> whats the benefit of 2handers?
25:43 <War_Wrecker> 2 handers can be longer
26:01 <Hydrazine> thats what she said.
26:03 <War_Wrecker> You can get 1 handers that can be used with 2 hands
26:27 <War_Wrecker> But above a certain length you aren't allowed to use a sword with 1 hand because it gives too much reach and its a little unfair
26:50 <War_Wrecker> It favors large people with a greater reach advantage than they already have
27:11 <Hydrazine> I see.
27:22 <War_Wrecker> And the advantage of using 2 hands instead of one is leverage and control.
27:33 <War_Wrecker> The advantage of 1 is freedom.
27:38 <War_Wrecker> Also reach
27:40 <Hydrazine> freeeeeeeedom!
27:45 * Hydrazine braveheart.
27:54 <War_Wrecker> I might do that
27:57 <War_Wrecker> I have blue body paint
28:04 <Hydrazine> got a kilt?
28:08 <War_Wrecker> Nah
28:10 <War_Wrecker> Not yet
28:16 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow you get 3 health default
28:23 <War_Wrecker> Some people get less others more
28:27 <Hydrazine> why?
28:31 <War_Wrecker> Everything except magic deals 1 damage
28:43 <War_Wrecker> Certain character subsets get less health
28:50 <War_Wrecker> Most get more though
28:51 <Hydrazine> rogues and such?
29:18 <War_Wrecker> Yup. Rogues also get an instant kill from behind but I think that's not worth it because you have to tell them its an instant kill which makes it hard to chainstab
29:35 <War_Wrecker> Whereas if I get a dagger I can just repetitively stab everyone in the back all the time before anyone notices
29:49 <War_Wrecker> Also 1 more HP
29:51 <Hydrazine> get two and make it shank city.
30:07 <War_Wrecker> Tempting
30:23 <Hydrazine> be like a protoss zealot.
30:24 <War_Wrecker> What I did friday was mostly running around being intimidating and taking cheapshots
30:36 <War_Wrecker> And when people weren't looking I'd sneak around and hit people in the back
30:45 <War_Wrecker> I took potshots at peoples legs in clashing shield walls
30:53 <Hydrazine> nice.
31:01 <Hydrazine> Had fun?
31:03 <War_Wrecker> Since no headshots allowed and shields cover a lot and its really easy to parry
31:05 <War_Wrecker> Yup
31:13 <War_Wrecker> Its easy to parry a 2 handed sword away
31:17 <War_Wrecker> and then just hit my arms
31:27 <War_Wrecker> Especially if you have 2 swords
31:30 <War_Wrecker> Or a spear
31:32 <War_Wrecker> or a shield
31:43 <Hydrazine> Back in Hawaii for a while, we had an airsoft group.
31:45 <War_Wrecker> Whereas I just have this crappy 2 handed sword which I can use 1 handed
32:02 <War_Wrecker> Although intrinsically since its made of foam and weighs like 700 grams I can wield it with 2 fingers
32:02 <Hydrazine> funny how camo became more common after someone tried it and we figured out how effective it is.
32:06 <War_Wrecker> Anyhow do go on
32:30 <Hydrazine> we had a really sweet place to play. this dried up old riverbed with lots of woods on both sides.
32:48 <Hydrazine> so we set up two flags (PVC+bandanas)
32:58 <Hydrazine> on opposite sides of a stretch of riverbed.
33:04 <Hydrazine> and had us a real life CTF match.
33:40 <Hydrazine> And we learned that regular old splotchy camo is ridiculously effective with enough trees if you just sit still.
34:01 <Hydrazine> anbd part of the advantage of airsoft over paintball, is that you don't really see it in the air.
34:17 <Hydrazine> so for example, lone Hydra moves on the enemy flag. scouts it out for a minute, sees no hostiles..
34:28 <Hydrazine> moves out and gets shot to shit from like 3 different directions. still didn't see anyone.
35:46 <Hydrazine> we even had respawn timers!
35:58 <War_Wrecker> :D
36:08 <War_Wrecker> Yeah I've considered getting into paintball
36:15 <War_Wrecker> But in victoria its 18 and up
36:21 <War_Wrecker> And some of my friends are only just turning 18
36:34 <War_Wrecker> But I don't think I'd play enough to warrant buying anything
36:45 <Hydrazine> fair enough. it does get expensive.
37:12 <Hydrazine> and one of our guys got himself an airsoft sniper rifle.
37:39 <Hydrazine> we were all kind of curious about how well it would work, considering the general strategy is to get something full auto and bullet hose until you hit something.
38:06 <War_Wrecker> Hah
38:11 <Hydrazine> but he got more kills than the rest of us, and burned like 10 times less ammo.
38:13 <War_Wrecker> Got a borrowed nerf reflex sitting here
38:20 <War_Wrecker> Its a one shot muzzle loader
38:26 <War_Wrecker> Its essentially a stripped down long shot
38:32 <War_Wrecker> its all firing mechanism and barrel
38:37 <War_Wrecker> hell, no barrel
38:42 <War_Wrecker> The tip of the dart sticks out
38:57 <War_Wrecker> Consequently it gets the best range and near the best accuracy of all nerf guns
39:33 <War_Wrecker> And it get me 6 hits with 9 shots. So I'm happy with that.
39:41 <War_Wrecker> In a battle
40:54 <Hydrazine> huh.
40:54 <War_Wrecker> And yeah for the larping the majority of people are using these
40:56 <War_Wrecker> http://www.calimacil.com/technique.html
40:58 <Hydrazine> legal in game huh?
41:03 <War_Wrecker> Different game
41:05 <Hydrazine> ah.
41:28 <Hydrazine> on a whim back in hawaii, when i was floating in money..
41:53 <Hydrazine> me and my girlfriend bought a vulcan and set it up to open supressive fire on my roommate.
43:08 <War_Wrecker> :D
44:22 <War_Wrecker> Yeah anyhow
44:29 <War_Wrecker> I've been tempted to buy a nerf gun
44:37 <War_Wrecker> But any fun use of them results in losing ammo
45:06 <War_Wrecker> And they're just too inefficient
45:24 <War_Wrecker> As someone who is mechanically minded it just kills me looking at manual firing systems
45:45 <War_Wrecker> Nerf guns are completely unoptimized as projectile weapons
46:17 <War_Wrecker> They need to fire smaller darts so they can be fired faster and still have the same force at impact
48:41 <Hydrazine> theres a video where some nerds modded out the nerf vulcan.
48:46 <Hydrazine> to like quadruple the firing speed
48:58 <War_Wrecker> Still useless
49:12 <War_Wrecker> Firstly you have to load all the darts by hand
49:20 <War_Wrecker> Secondly that kills what little accuracy you had
49:39 <War_Wrecker> Although getting the firing mechanism working that fast is impressive
49:51 <War_Wrecker> Spray and pray is stupid and excessive with nerf guns
49:51 <Hydrazine> all they did was pump the voltage up.
49:59 <War_Wrecker> Eh
50:06 <War_Wrecker> I'd rather fire slowly but cycle quickly
50:25 <Hydrazine> how is the firing speed seperate from the cycle speed?
50:33 <War_Wrecker> Manual fire
50:41 <War_Wrecker> Or semiautomatic
50:51 <Hydrazine> Same thing then I'd say. You can fire it semi.
51:03 <War_Wrecker> Well thats dandy then
51:12 <War_Wrecker> Except that its still a nerf vulcan
51:14 <War_Wrecker> :P
51:26 <War_Wrecker> No effective nerf guns are allowed for any games
51:40 <War_Wrecker> The big rocket launcher isn't allowed because it fires with too much force
51:42 <War_Wrecker> Its "unsafe"
51:50 <Hydrazine> never seen that one in action
51:51 <War_Wrecker> See also banned for usefulness
52:09 <War_Wrecker> Nobody likes to sell it because its not as safe
52:12 <War_Wrecker> idk
52:55 <War_Wrecker> Also...
52:57 <War_Wrecker> one shot?
53:02 <Hydrazine> hm?
53:03 <War_Wrecker> Its a bigger shot, but still just one shot
53:07 <Hydrazine> ah.
53:08 <Hydrazine> yeah.
53:30 <War_Wrecker> All nerf guns beyond basic ones are just excessive and pandering to machoism
54:03 <War_Wrecker> The idea of a "nerf sniper" like the long shot is a joke
54:19 <War_Wrecker> Accuracy over distance is accomplished by making bullets fly faster
54:31 <War_Wrecker> Nerf guns fire darts and micro darts
54:43 <War_Wrecker> Micro darts are shorter
55:03 <War_Wrecker> A sniper fires with more accuracy by having more force
55:16 <War_Wrecker> Well not just accuracy but accuracy over distance
55:26 <War_Wrecker> See also nerfguns, accuracy, wut?
55:31 <War_Wrecker> nerfguns, distance wut?
55:42 <War_Wrecker> I mean I like nerfguns
55:50 <War_Wrecker> But the long shot is eye candy
56:11 <War_Wrecker> Maverick is the best nergun for a reason
56:32 <War_Wrecker> Or a fan favorite
56:48 <War_Wrecker> Better guns are all electronic because other firing mechanisms don't go very fast at all
57:31 <War_Wrecker> And since theres little recoil nerf guns don't need to be long and have a stock
57:48 <War_Wrecker> So anything that's not a hand gun is superfluous
58:05 <Hydrazine> you're a recoil!
58:42 <War_Wrecker> :P
59:34 <Hydrazine> in airsoft we had some rules for safety and comfort.
59:50 <War_Wrecker> Yeah that sounds about right
59:56 <Hydrazine> if your big rifle was over a certain firing velocity, you weren't allowed to use it closer than 20 feet.
00:23 <War_Wrecker> Yeah... airsoft is pretty dangerous
00:30 <Hydrazine> I borrowed a few rifles like that, and I'm a nice guy, so I pulled my pistol when two guys got within 10 feet of me and didn't know it.
01:14 <Hydrazine> Not really.
01:17 <War_Wrecker> Yeah reserve weapons are fun
01:23 <War_Wrecker> Well not dangerous
01:24 <Hydrazine> Not too dangerous. Long as everyone's wearing eye protection.
01:26 <War_Wrecker> POTENTIALLY dangerous
01:43 <Hydrazine> We only had blood drawn on the field like twice.
01:49 <War_Wrecker> I do crew work for all sorts of stuff
01:58 <Hydrazine> and once because they were crawling prone through thich bush.
02:05 <Hydrazine> and got like face to face before they saw eachother.
02:08 <War_Wrecker> And its like "yeah this is 'dangerous'... if you're an idiot"
02:23 <War_Wrecker> "Just use common sense and you'll be fine"
02:42 <Hydrazine> yeah. like don't shoot eachother point blank.
02:49 <War_Wrecker> Don't aim for the head/face
03:06 <War_Wrecker> Don't aim for flesh
03:23 <Hydrazine> yeah, we all learned pretty quick.
03:40 <War_Wrecker> Yeah there was an accident at the larp
03:47 <War_Wrecker> someone got cut with a sword
04:04 <War_Wrecker> I think they got hit with the hilt
04:05 <War_Wrecker> in the hid
04:07 <War_Wrecker> head*
04:09 <War_Wrecker> bleh
04:39 <War_Wrecker> Blood was drawn but I think it was mostly just the force of getting hit in the head
04:49 <War_Wrecker> we actually had to call out our medic
05:42 <War_Wrecker> Like this was a big gruff guy
05:47 <War_Wrecker> Floored
05:52 <War_Wrecker> he walked it off later
06:00 <War_Wrecker> But somehow that happened with a foam sword
06:39 <War_Wrecker> Yeah (swordcraft) is meant to be non contact
06:44 <War_Wrecker> But accidents happen
07:36 <Hydrazine> we learned to wear longsleeves and pants for airsort.
07:46 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
07:55 <War_Wrecker> We're recommended but not required to wear gloves
08:02 <Hydrazine> and most people took to a hat and a maybe a bandanna around the neck.
08:03 <War_Wrecker> I managed to get a nick on my finger
08:24 <War_Wrecker> Safety induction including someone telling everyone that getting hit in the nuts beats getting hit in the throat
08:28 <Hydrazine> because one guy got shot like right at 20 feet with one of the most powerful weapons on the field. right in the neck. he was down for a bit.
08:43 <Hydrazine> nothing really dangerous, just hurt like fuck.
08:53 <War_Wrecker> Yeah I've been hit in the throat with a foil with the helmets collar for protection
09:00 <War_Wrecker> Worst evar
09:48 <War_Wrecker> Also lunged forward and the parry riposte was about 20 cms too close
09:57 <War_Wrecker> the foil was banana shaped... against my stomach
10:14 <War_Wrecker> Still beats getting hit in the throat
10:24 <War_Wrecker> I can only imagine getting shot with no protection in the throat
15:45 <Hydrazine> i had a few that left some pretty lasting bruises.
18:39 <War_Wrecker> Yeah so far I'm sporting bruises from pratfalling
18:55 <War_Wrecker> sword craft is meant to be a performance and a game
18:58 <War_Wrecker> Not a competition
19:37 <War_Wrecker> There's meant to be some role playing in there somewhere
20:05 <War_Wrecker> I think I'll just settle for inexpensive and go with near nudity for clothes
20:41 <Hydrazine> i'm some someone will appreciate it
21:05 <War_Wrecker> :D
21:13 <War_Wrecker> Well I ran around a lot
21:32 <War_Wrecker> Apparently people would see this mop of hair flowing in the air
21:37 <War_Wrecker> changing directions and what not
23:11 <War_Wrecker> What I'm thinking is at least one sword
23:16 <War_Wrecker> at least one dagger
23:21 <War_Wrecker> possibly a shield
23:40 <War_Wrecker> Maybe get some greaves and bracers since I took a lot of hits on my limbs and few on my body
24:38 <War_Wrecker> In the name of cheapness and cunning brutality I'll use the 2 hander I have, a buckler, and a dagger in a wrist sheth
24:41 <War_Wrecker> sheath*
25:27 <War_Wrecker> Swords have a minimum striking distance
25:38 <War_Wrecker> And you have to swing them back, otherwise its "drum-rolling"
25:47 <War_Wrecker> Daggers are allowed to drum roll, so they really rack up hits
26:09 <War_Wrecker> I got a lot of hits from behind
26:52 <War_Wrecker> I mean I GAVE a lot of hits from behind
26:59 <War_Wrecker> took a few
27:41 <War_Wrecker> So tank and spank with minimum armor for maximum mobility
28:03 <War_Wrecker> And the moment i get an opportunity I flank and massacre with my dagger
28:53 <War_Wrecker> I actually managed to get behind enemy lines and take out an archer AND ESCAPE
29:29 <War_Wrecker> I could've got so many more if I could've dispatched them quicker
29:57 <War_Wrecker> A longsword and a targe provides EXCELLENT protection
30:25 <War_Wrecker> Armor provides armor points which are just additional hit points really
30:36 <War_Wrecker> Getting hit in the armor deals damage
31:03 <War_Wrecker> Getting hit on the sword or the shield does nothing
31:18 <Hydrazine> so parry your tits off?
31:30 <War_Wrecker> Although fireballs go through everything
31:57 <Hydrazine> so focus the squishies. as usual.
32:05 <War_Wrecker> Arrows and "bullets" go through parries but not shields
32:08 <Hydrazine> thats what Hokubi does!
32:19 <War_Wrecker> although arrows bullets and fireballs IGNORE armor points and go straight to wounds
33:07 <War_Wrecker> I had an arrow fired into my sword, I didn't even parry it
33:20 <War_Wrecker> Problem is you're not allowed to use a 2 handed sword in 1 hand as I said
33:35 <War_Wrecker> I keep inadvertently doing it on backswings and such
33:58 <War_Wrecker> The plan is to 2 hand it with a targe
34:13 <War_Wrecker> Hold it in the left hand and pull the dagger from the shield when i get close
34:28 <War_Wrecker> sheath it and swap it back when i need to defend myself
34:40 <War_Wrecker> Hell just screaming at people normally provides lots of defense
35:05 <War_Wrecker> I held off 3 people just HISSING at them
35:10 <Hydrazine> lol
35:15 <War_Wrecker> until a pikeman started getting advancing
35:32 <War_Wrecker> at which point i literally just legged it since last time i stuck around i got surrounded
35:53 <War_Wrecker> Noobs get 6 armor for free on their first time
35:59 <War_Wrecker> I had 6 armor 3 hp
36:06 <War_Wrecker> I need to get that armor back up for my next match
36:29 <War_Wrecker> My playstyle won't work without at least 6 hits
37:03 <War_Wrecker> I can put some character points into bonus wounds
37:18 <War_Wrecker> although apparently they're reworking some bits of character points soon
37:31 <War_Wrecker> Like you used to need them for weapons
39:16 <War_Wrecker> Tempting to also get a few swords daggers and just put them on cords
39:24 <War_Wrecker> so i can drop them when i need to change weapons
41:01 <War_Wrecker> That or find a way to quickly sheath a 2 hander
41:26 <War_Wrecker> Also for the costume I think I'll definitely be shirtless so no wristblades or anything up my sleaves
43:04 <Hydrazine> sounds like it might be fun.
43:09 <War_Wrecker> It was
43:14 <Hydrazine> I like whacking people with foam stuff.
43:21 <War_Wrecker> Problem is I don't wanna drop 100 on weapons and 100 on armor
43:26 <Hydrazine> And physical combat. I used to kickbox when i was younger.
43:33 <War_Wrecker> It's non contact
43:36 <War_Wrecker> you pull your hits
43:56 <War_Wrecker> Although being used to combat helps
44:07 <War_Wrecker> well I say non contact
44:09 <War_Wrecker> you still get hit
44:20 <War_Wrecker> but you swing fast but pull it at the last second so it hits softer
44:28 <War_Wrecker> if you swing slowly you'll never hit someone
44:48 <War_Wrecker> So you swing fast but don't follow through
44:54 <Hydrazine> i see.
45:02 <Hydrazine> Used to that.
45:11 <Hydrazine> Did really similar in practice matches.
45:21 <Hydrazine> Did more point sparring than knock people out fighting.
45:47 <Hydrazine> Refs just looking for good clean shots.
45:50 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
45:58 <War_Wrecker> But this is a massive brawl between 50+ people
46:11 <War_Wrecker> you're hitting people who aren't engaged with you
46:20 <Hydrazine> yeah, much different in that respect.
46:34 <Hydrazine> but i think some of the ideas, the mindset still applies.
46:41 <War_Wrecker> You can't trust people to take hits
47:03 <War_Wrecker> Its better to just to swiping stabs anyhow
47:13 <War_Wrecker> so you just end up whacking them with the tip
47:18 <War_Wrecker> well the edge of the tip
47:27 <Hydrazine> I'd think spears would be very effective.
47:33 <Hydrazine> Keep distance and just poke people.
47:38 <War_Wrecker> Except spears are easy to parry
47:52 <War_Wrecker> And spearmen are FOOD for 2v1
48:00 <War_Wrecker> swordsmen can hold their own in 2v1
48:16 <War_Wrecker> they can escape a 2v1 after parrying and threatening a bit
48:21 <War_Wrecker> a spearman in a 2v1 is fucked
48:45 <War_Wrecker> But yeah spears are good
48:46 <Hydrazine> make a phalanx!
48:52 <War_Wrecker> Yeah
48:57 <War_Wrecker> archers
49:03 <Hydrazine> shield wall and spearmen, some archers..
49:09 <War_Wrecker> Also spears are hard to make and use
49:14 <War_Wrecker> since the entire haft as to be padded
49:35 <War_Wrecker> also, although you can't hit people
49:37 <War_Wrecker> you can hit weapons
49:47 <War_Wrecker> you can hold someones weapon down and to the side when you parry it
49:53 <Hydrazine> nice.
49:57 <War_Wrecker> so you can pull someones weapon down with your shield
49:58 <Hydrazine> makes twf more worth it i'd think.
50:10 <War_Wrecker> and go to town while they retreat and bring it back up
50:18 <War_Wrecker> longer weapons are easier to knock down
50:57 <War_Wrecker> The advantage of reach is striking unsuspecting people without ever being close enough for you to hit them
51:13 <War_Wrecker> and by the time they react to do anything you've got your 2 feet of extra distance
51:21 <War_Wrecker> and the person distracting them is already back on their front
51:38 <War_Wrecker> Keep in mind 1 person can threaten 2 people
51:46 <Hydrazine> considered playing with a teammate then?
51:51 <War_Wrecker> there are teams
51:56 <War_Wrecker> its not a free for all
52:04 <Hydrazine> i mean YOU working with someone in particular.
52:04 <War_Wrecker> but theres a lot of people on each side
52:06 <War_Wrecker> nah
52:23 <War_Wrecker> We've got a rough structure but people move around too much
52:38 <War_Wrecker> Maybe later when tactics are more refined for the group
52:50 <War_Wrecker> Mostly I just stick with the flanking skirmishers
52:55 <War_Wrecker> And split off from them whenever I can
53:12 <War_Wrecker> They THREATEN the flank so a guard comes to defend against them
53:22 <War_Wrecker> then some of us go behind the guard so they defend against that
53:40 <War_Wrecker> meanwhile I go off to take potshots at anyone who currently thinks their backs are being protected
54:02 <War_Wrecker> Objective is to deal or cause wounds to be dealt while taking a few myself
54:22 <War_Wrecker> Very rarely do I stick around to duel someone down to 0
54:38 <War_Wrecker> Either I'm out matched or they are and they get reinforcements
54:54 <War_Wrecker> I'm often alone so I have to run back to reinforcements
54:59 <War_Wrecker> Of course this is all from one day
55:02 <War_Wrecker> But that was 4 hours
55:07 <War_Wrecker> 4 hours is a lot of fight time
56:22 <War_Wrecker> In 6 months of fencing I don't think I've done 4 hours of actual fight time
56:26 <Hydrazine> yeah, thats tons. got exhausted?
56:41 <War_Wrecker> At one point I suicided so I could catch my breath earlier on
56:43 <War_Wrecker> but nah I lasted
56:57 <Hydrazine> i remember when i first started kickboxing.
57:17 <Hydrazine> one 3 min round and i was DONE.
57:57 <War_Wrecker> Yeah martial arts are intense
58:03 <War_Wrecker> But since with this you're not putting force into it
58:08 <Hydrazine> fighting takes alot out of you. trying to stay defensive, movement..
58:09 <War_Wrecker> It's all about taking hits not dishing them out
58:13 <War_Wrecker> That and RUNNING
58:33 <Hydrazine> I was pulling my shots too.
58:46 <War_Wrecker> My sub division (war band) made a point to only go as fast as the slowest people
58:55 <Hydrazine> still got tired as shit. 
58:56 <War_Wrecker> So I'd run outside the group but walk within it
59:10 <War_Wrecker> Yeah you pull your shots in sparring matches
59:30 <War_Wrecker> But you're still putting in force, you're just aiming a few inches in front of them as opposed to a few inches past
59:48 <War_Wrecker> As opposed to aiming to bop someone with a sword
00:14 <Hydrazine> heh, yeah.
00:25 <Hydrazine> after a while i got my endurance up and i could go for an hour solid and be fine.
00:42 <Hydrazine> but i can't forget how shocking it was the first time, just how drained I felt.
00:57 <Hydrazine> how long to real fights last? 20, 30 seconds?
02:52 <Avatar> my god I need more sleep
03:00 <Hydrazine> so sleep.
03:11 <War_Wrecker> Real fights last about a minute
03:18 <War_Wrecker> but thats counting the bits where nothing happens
03:50 <Avatar> I can't, I'm running a game soon
04:17 <Avatar> if said game was online, I'd be able to get 3 more hours of sleep !
16:32 <Hydrazine>  whatcha running?
18:51 <Avatar> shades of ice 1
19:01 <Avatar> have you played it?
20:25 <Avatar> doesn't look like it
20:38 <Avatar> I was planning on running shades of ice 3 soon, but I didn't realise you and mort hadn't played 1 and 2
20:53 <Avatar> maybe I'll wait till someone else runs them for you guys
32:41 <Hydrazine> no, i haven't,
24:47 <Brunius> Dude
24:58 <Brunius> Why didn't anyone tell me Avatar was going to Blackburn?
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40:00 <Mort-> Hydra?
40:46 <Mort-> Hi matt if you aren't sleeping
40:57 <Hydrazine> yo
42:17 <Mort-> Have fun in city of strangers 2
42:26 <Mort-> Btw mort played it
42:42 <Mort-> With masked men leading them along :(
42:55 <Mort-> Oh. They even bagged socks :(
43:12 <Mort-> They didn't believe she was just a weasel. And a house pet :(
49:42 <Hydrazine> would you?
54:16 <Mort-> She is a weasel. With 4 white socks!
55:07 <Mort-> Also happens to be cleverer then some people  :p
55:15 <Mort-> Probably rabble
57:13 <matt> I'm here...I only slept for 3 hours.
57:20 <matt> we should play now...lol
57:56 * matt isn't sleepy right now
59:20 <matt> maybe I'll put together a cleeric....though Prissa is kind of cool.
00:34 <Mort-> Lol
00:41 <Mort-> I havet leveled khaz
00:56 <Mort-> I don't know if i should step down the dark side :d
00:59 <matt> I need one more to level Prissa
01:03 <Mort-> He is calling you know :p
01:16 <matt> the evil one?
01:20 <Mort-> Don't know if anyone is around to gm today
01:21 <Mort-> Yes
01:23 * matt gasps
01:35 <Mort-> I already promised...
01:50 <matt> lol
01:54 <Mort-> But I didnt call upon him much last scenario
02:06 <Mort-> Blame not having a cleric around
02:16 <Mort-> About 4 times only
02:17 <matt> I did smell sulpher though....
02:35 <Mort-> Didn't technically have to. But did it for fun
02:42 <matt> I was woried that one hit killed you...
02:44 <Mort-> I only really called on him once
02:49 <Mort-> No
02:52 <matt> the +16 one
02:58 <Mort-> 17 hp.
03:02 <Mort-> 13 cons
03:12 <matt> nice, you're 2nd?
03:41 <Mort-> Of course :p
03:51 <Mort-> Or I'm a 3rd now
03:57 <Mort-> Hoku is a 2 too
04:00 <matt> one more for me and I'll be 2nd....I get dr1 then
04:34 <Mort-> I had to fend off 3 goblins at the start
04:55 <matt> saw that....very nice.
04:59 <Mort-> Did you think that i was a level 1 after they hit me and i was still standing?
05:24 <matt> I didn't know what you were, so I thought the knocked you like -9 or something
05:26 <Mort-> Can tell you they were an inch from getting colour sprayed
05:29 <Mort-> No
05:41 <Mort-> I was at 1/17
06:03 <matt> ahhh...I wasnt really keeping track of it...
06:05 <Mort-> But again i didn't really have a good spot to cast it from.
06:21 <Mort-> And realized they go down easily.
06:26 <Mort-> Why waste resources.
06:31 <Mort-> Just whack :p
06:31 <matt> ya, one hit basically
07:01 <matt> I didn't need to rage I guess, but it helps to git as well
07:02 <Mort-> That human rogue? Never saw him coming :(
07:18 <matt> ya, he backsabbed ya?
07:21 <Mort-> If i were level 1...
07:27 <Mort-> Probably would be dead
07:30 <Mort-> Instantly
07:49 <Mort-> Yup.
08:13 <Mort-> 20 damage total
08:15 <Mort-> Hm
08:23 <matt> I need to update my char....it so cold here....brrrr  I dont want to go out
08:25 <Mort-> At 1 i had 10 hp
08:37 <Mort-> Pull blanket off the bed
08:48 <Mort-> So yes. Familiar? :d
09:28 <matt> haha, good idea.  my bed is like right next to my computer.   I think I fell asleep for as few mins last know while we were playing.
09:45 <Mort-> No but should i? :p
09:53 <Mort-> I'm eyeing an imp for 7
10:19 <Mort-> Blame my companions for getting me to what i am.
10:22 <matt> the can do touch attacks for you
10:28 <matt> that's very nice.
10:33 <Mort-> Don't be silly
10:39 <Mort-> I don't use touch attacks
10:54 <matt> actually I still dont know what your char is 
10:56 <Mort-> Ill hit them with my scimitar to discharge stuff
10:59 <Mort-> Haha
11:08 <Mort-> I want him to do my diplomacy!
11:10 <Mort-> Lol
11:14 <matt> hahaha....
11:17 <Mort-> I suck at it
11:26 <matt> that6's be great
11:29 <Mort-> Imps on the other hand...
11:32 <Mort-> Are invisible.
11:38 <Mort-> Make good scouts.
11:42 <matt> true.  
11:46 <Mort-> Pretty good at talking
12:00 <matt> ya, always flying around.  I always picked a raven...
12:11 <Mort-> Blame my companions for what i am now
12:26 <Mort-> I wouldn't have made that pact if we had a healer back then.
12:29 <Mort-> :d
12:55 <matt> so, what happened?  was it out of game, or during a game?
12:57 <Mort-> Things start looking really great when none of you can actually use the clw wand
13:04 <Mort-> That everyone buys
13:20 <matt> I have a4 :P
13:21 <Mort-> A slight exaggeration
13:31 <Mort-> I didn't have umd back then
13:33 <Mort-> Level 1
13:36 <matt> right
13:48 <matt> I had to use a trait
13:57 <Mort-> No ranks
14:10 <Mort-> I figured since i dumped cha
14:16 <Mort-> So dump umd as well
14:27 <matt> makes sense
14:41 <Mort-> So anyway. We went down a bridge. Me and another guy
14:45 <Mort-> Guess what?
14:59 <matt> hmmm,,,collapsed?
15:04 <Mort-> Trapped
15:14 <Mort-> I nearly died on that trap.
15:27 <Mort-> They had to use potions to bring me back
15:51 <Mort-> And that other guy was in trouble too...
15:58 <Mort-> Got no pot?
16:01 <Mort-> How?
16:13 <Mort-> Start selling your soul for heals :(
16:27 <matt> haha, really?
16:44 <Mort-> First time i used infernal healing ^^
17:19 <matt> so, that started yuo down the path
17:42 <Mort-> According to some on lookers down there..i was actually at -12 at one point of time...
17:46 <Mort-> Took 2 pots
17:52 * Mort- shudders
17:57 <matt> ouch
18:10 <Mort-> Khaz has an extremely interesting career.
18:27 <Mort-> It involves a lot of dirtnaps
18:38 <matt> lol
19:06 <matt> ya, everyone seemed to be picking on you
19:10 <Mort-> It usually has to do with running around without a healer
19:27 <Mort-> And being a tad reckless :p
19:30 <matt> ya, like I said, if I play often maybe I shoudl make a cleric
19:33 <Mort-> Devil may care attitude
19:35 <Mort-> Np
19:41 <Mort-> Now his hand is on me
19:50 <Mort-> I don't really mind that much
19:59 <Mort-> That's what the imp is for anyway
20:06 <Mort-> Umd wands :p
20:11 <matt> if can uUMD?
20:13 <matt> nice
20:21 <matt> we can give them all it it
20:26 <Mort-> Lol
20:29 <matt> err..to it
20:29 <Mort-> 7
20:38 <matt> still, beter then mine
20:41 <Mort-> His name is balaar btw :)
20:47 <Mort-> At level 7
20:52 <matt> fk, I really need to strart touchtyping
20:54 <Mort-> Then i can get the imp
21:01 <matt> this is annouying
21:35 <matt> I kind of am touch tying nowm iots just really slow
21:52 <Mort-> The scenario before this was bad
22:05 <Mort-> Called on him 5 times :(
22:22 <Mort-> No one actually brought a wand of clw
22:38 <Mort-> And actually if you don't mind it...he is really efficient
22:44 <Mort-> 10 hp. Guaranteed
22:47 <matt> lol, how does it work?
22:53 <Mort-> No more rolling dice
23:10 <Mort-> 1 hp regen per round  for 10 rounds
23:19 <Mort-> Won't do you much good in combat
23:24 <Mort-> Its out of bombardment
23:27 <Mort-> Combat heal
23:43 <matt> still, you most likly wont die....
24:19 <Mort-> Me?
24:29 <matt> ya, if you are regenning 
24:39 <Mort-> No time to cast in combat
24:39 <matt> you wont blead out
24:45 <Mort-> There is never enough time
24:53 <Mort-> Once your on the floor its cdg
25:05 <Mort-> Coup de grace
25:22 <matt> ya, but most baddies dont cdg
25:54 <matt> but depends on the modual and the gm
26:01 <Mort-> That doesn't stop them from mangling you while your down there
26:08 <Mort-> Mek tells nice stories
26:10 <Mort-> Really
26:14 <matt> ya
26:29 <matt> I thought he did a great job last night
26:33 <Mort-> Your lucky
26:38 <Mort-> Yeah he does
26:51 <matt> lucky?
26:57 <Mort-> Yes :d
27:01 <matt> how do you mean?
27:10 <Mort-> He tells the nicest stories!
27:34 <matt> ya, true.   sucks you're not going to be in the one next weekend
27:39 <Mort-> I mean last time i thought that dnd was supposed to have a time slot
27:47 <Mort-> And finish on time etc.
28:11 <Mort-> Then one day a guy named darkwhite came in
28:48 <Mort-> He said. Why are you worrying about time schedules when your playing from home?
29:06 <Mort-> I had a relavation that day.
29:26 <Mort-> The fun is in the journey. Not the destination.
29:40 <matt> haha, true
30:42 <Mort-> So now i don't really care how long it takes
30:55 <Mort-> I can't be because it was my first scenario
31:01 <Mort-> That i ever played
31:11 <Mort-> I fked up royally
32:05 <matt> I don't mind the time either, but it's crazy late for me, but I'm not in a rush,
32:25 <matt> also it was nice because you did like 70% or more of the typing  :P
32:30 <Mort-> Mek runs intelligent monsters though
32:47 <matt> they flank.....very nice
32:49 <Mort-> So don't do stupid things
33:05 <Mort-> There is a famous saying
33:18 <Mort-> If the enemy is in range. So are you.
33:29 <Ballig> ranges differ
33:30 <Mort-> Khaz likes bossing people around
33:32 <matt> ya, I try not too....I'm farily conservitive in batter, I know my job is to protech the squish players
33:36 <Mort-> Well yeah 
33:56 <matt> err..battle
34:07 <Mort-> The player in question is a noisy fk too
34:14 <matt> haha, ya
34:16 <Mort-> So that's one thing :p
34:42 <Mort-> I can't keep my big trap shut!
35:27 <matt> it's fine.....you know I find in irc, it must be more difficult for the gm too, keeping track of who is doing wwhat
37:20 <Mort-> And no. He wouldn't share a room with a halfling
37:22 <Mort-> Really.
37:42 <Mort-> I have set up flanks before
37:48 <Mort-> Trying to learn how to better
38:07 <matt> it's mostly timing and working together alot.  
38:35 <matt> if we play together often we can get very good at it
38:39 <Mort-> Not enough people and anyway no rogues
38:49 <Mort-> I think I'm fairly decent
38:55 <Mort-> So i didn't really bother
39:25 <matt> My other is a ninja, I might be busting that out at one point
39:51 <matt> but the +2 is kind of a big deal, more so at lower levels
42:05 <Mort-> I can set up flanks for you
42:11 <Mort-> 30 move speed
42:18 <matt> me too :D
42:19 <Mort-> But prepare to acro some
42:48 <matt> I'm kind of good, +7 with my armor atm....
43:07 <matt> I think I'll be getting MW chain shirt ...mats it +8
43:10 <matt> makes
44:18 <Mort-> Master work
44:24 <Mort-> Does not increase ac
44:31 <Mort-> Just reduces acp
44:52 <matt> ya, I mean, my check drops to -1
45:06 <matt> so gives me an effective +8 to acro
45:32 <matt> my skill is +9....armour is reducing it a bit atm
45:51 <matt> er...my acro skill check is +9
46:31 <Mort-> Yeah
46:50 <Mort-> I don't have any acro
46:51 <Mort-> Lol
47:05 <matt> hahah, leave that to mean then...lol
47:34 <matt> so do you think Prissa is effective?  Or shoudl I use my 1/2orc ninja?
47:40 <Mort-> Cbfked. If we get a big dumb pally with a sword in full plate
47:49 <Mort-> Shes cool
47:54 <Mort-> Ill happily hide behind him
48:04 <Mort-> That's what pallies are for anyway
48:05 <matt> she seems to have an issue with golblins though...lol
48:11 <matt> ya,  lol
48:20 <Mort-> Actually goblins they aren't that bad
48:26 <Mort-> I've been one
48:30 <Mort-> Was great
48:44 <matt> lol, ya, they are fun, and misunderstood.  lol
51:57 <matt> I wish I ciould get this stupid irc client to work on my ipad, I can then chat from bed
52:03 <Mekkis> Mort-, what have gnomes done to you that makes you think they're evil?
54:17 <Mort-> They are evil!
54:34 <Mort-> Mnorpgs say so
54:43 <Mekkis> this is Pathfinder
54:47 <Mekkis> don't crossmetagame
03:18 <Mort-> Rowlings said so!
03:24 <Mort-> I'm cycling lol
03:44 <Mekkis> She doesn't know shit
03:54 <Mort-> Can't make a ride check while cycling and irc at same time :p
04:15 <Mekkis> don't worry: riding doesn't require checks, unless someone's shooting you
04:16 <matt> HAHA,,,chating and cycling?
06:04 <Mort-> I can't
06:16 <Mort-> Ill definitely fall off
06:23 <Mort-> Bike is one size too large for 
06:27 <Mort-> 1
06:44 <Mort-> Secondly i just picked up the one handed cycling feat.
07:12 <Mort-> Unlike some of my friends i don't have no hands on bars cycling feat.
07:29 <matt> lol, you txting from your phone>?
07:38 <Mort-> I always am
07:40 <Mort-> :d
07:57 <Mort-> I'm walking to the shops now after parking bike
08:00 <matt> ahh...tell me your settings later, I cant get my irc to connect correctly.
08:06 <Mort-> I can talk freely while i do it :p
08:14 <Mort-> What phone
08:23 <Mort-> I have a droid here
08:42 <matt> I have an iphone,.  I have an irc client but I cant connect to the site, what are you using for an addy?
08:55 <Mort-> Android andchat
09:05 <Mort-> I don't know any other system
09:07 <Mort-> I'm sorry
09:26 <matt> I mean ...what address are you connecting too.  
10:06 <Mort-> au.austnet.org
10:10 <Mort-> Port 6667
10:32 <matt> let me try again
10:34 <matt> thanks
12:37 <Mort-> Np
13:44 <Mort-> Anyway gnomes keep messing with other peoples business
13:58 <Mort-> And get into trouble
15:05 <Mort-> Stoopid gnomes!
16:56 <Mort-> I wanted to start a gnome punting club here :(
17:14 <Mort-> But i kept being turned into kebabs :(
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24:48 <Mekkis> no gnomes are evil
25:04 <Mekkis> gnomes are intelligent, charismatic, and helpful
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33:26 <Mort-> Gnomes are stoopid :p
36:10 <Mort-> We found one about to be burnt alive in his own garden
36:24 <Mort-> For not minding his own business
36:59 <Mort-> And there was one trying to fly on a hang glider ><
37:35 <Mort-> Though if mort was there she would be asking to be taken for a ride as well :p
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45:02 <Mekkis> http://gnomecon.org/
48:00 <Mort-> Gnomes
48:36 <Mort-> They suck :d
54:07 * Mort- nose wrinkles as in having a bad smell
12:03 <Mekkis> Lance-Corporal Grolschmir dislikes discrimination
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16:39 <Hydrazine> Unless its against the blind?
16:47 <Mort-> He won't get it
16:48 <Hydrazine> Er. deaf?
17:04 <matt> so, we playing tonight :P
17:14 <Mort-> I told you my characters have no problems with gnomes
17:21 <Mort-> Lol no one around :p
17:24 <Mort-> As in no gm
17:40 <Mort-> Its the player that does.
17:41 <matt> ya, i know.  not really serious...
17:58 <Mort-> Has anyone known me to be rude to a gnome?
18:19 <Mort-> Have any of my characters snubed off a gnome?
19:37 <Mort-> Lance corporal grolsh also has a big ego for a small fluffhead
20:33 <Hydrazine> Is there a game tonight?
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20:54 <matt> nope
20:56 <matt> :(\
21:12 <Mort-> They cancelled it because not enough people signed up
21:32 <Mort-> My brother finished d3 on 3 different characters
22:45 <Mort-> Ok now I'm like
22:49 <Mort-> Familiar now?
22:50 <Mort-> Hm
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22:58 <Mort-> Or wait
23:04 <Mort-> I leveled
23:26 <Mort-> Btw next time you bring jerus i can get khaz to tag along
23:32 <Mort-> He is big enough now
23:48 <Mort-> Though i don't think ill actually see much action.
23:55 <Mort-> I can't glitterdust :(
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36:24 <matt> Hey
36:51 <matt> Got my irc working on my iPad
38:15 <matt> Hey mort. U still shopping?
46:39 <Mort-> I'm home :d
46:43 <Mort-> But still on cell
46:46 <Mort-> Argh
47:02 <Mort-> Should i start taking my familiar now?
47:16 Mort- is now known as Khazaran
47:23 <Khazaran> @sc
47:24 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=9] 13; damage: [1d6=4] 9; conc: [1d20=20] 31
47:36 <Khazaran> @sc2
47:37 <diebot> Khazaran, slash: [1d20=7] 12; damage: [1d6=6] 11; frost damage: [1d3=3] 3; conc: [1d20=20] 33; slash: [1d20=12] 17; damage: [1d6=1] 6; frost damage: [1d3=1] 1
47:58 <Khazaran> Can do that now
48:05 Khazaran is now known as mort-
50:01 <matt>    Did u buy anything
50:59 <mort-> No
51:01 <mort-> :d
51:13 <mort-> Saving for my +1 weapon
51:14 <matt> How does that work?
51:20 <matt> Haha
51:29 <mort-> Close range magus arcana
51:52 <matt> I don't know what I should get next
51:54 <mort-> Say before the fight i am holding a charge
51:59 <mort-> Neither do i
52:09 <mort-> Well i have plans
52:23 <mort-> I want a familiar. But how much in a hurry do i want it
53:06 <matt> I was thinking maybe a mitheral brearst plate
53:32 <mort-> Works for you
53:39 <matt> Doesn't the failure help more at lower levels
54:04 <matt> Spell check.  Grrrrr
54:05 <mort-> Failure what?
54:10 <matt> Familure
54:31 <mort->  I have no spell check failure as long as i wear my chain shirt
54:32 <mort-> Anyway
54:34 <mort-> :d
54:50 <mort-> Told you I'm half wizard half fighter
54:52 <mort-> Lol
55:16 <matt> iPhone does this dumb predictive spell thing.  It's annoying
55:26 <mort-> Its whether i can make those defensive casting checks
55:41 <matt> Um. Actually you didn't but kind of guessed
56:04 <mort-> Most of the time i can
56:15 <mort-> +11 for conc.
56:18 <mort-> Dc is 15
56:25 <matt> So u add elemental damage
56:44 <mort-> Well now i leveled up for my spell ill get +13 conc
56:49 <mort-> To beat a 15 check
57:01 <mort-> Now its like can i hit straight or not :p
57:04 <matt> Nice
57:14 <mort-> Ill make my check
57:18 <mort-> Be sure of it.
57:24 <matt> I'll setup the flank for u
57:30 <mort-> Its whether i hit the broad side of the barn later
57:35 <mort-> :d
57:51 <mort-> I probably won't 2 hand swing my weapon any more
58:34 <matt> What's your attack +.  And why not 2handed
59:03 <mort-> Usually?
59:08 <mort-> +7
59:28 <mort-> +5 if i try to fake twf in one round.
59:35 <mort-> Using elemental damage :p
00:19 <matt> I'm the same ish.  +5
00:33 <mort-> Your level 2
00:37 <mort-> Yours will improve
00:46 <matt> True
00:49 <mort-> And yes i can consider pa as well.
00:56 <mort-> Mine wont. Not by that much
01:03 <mort-> I told you I'm half wizard.
01:13 <matt> What size are u?  Med?
01:19 <mort-> Yes
01:41 <mort-> With wizzies horrible armor class as well in part. Nah i kid.
01:43 <matt> Human?
01:46 <mort-> Yeah
02:06 <mort-> Actually i can get my ac up to 21...
02:20 <mort-> Most of the time just don't bother
02:21 <matt> U do do a lot of damage when u hit
02:26 <mort-> There never is enough time
02:35 <mort-> Its 18 str ><
02:41 <matt> Mage armour?
02:43 <mort-> Lolz
02:46 <mort-> Shield
02:51 <mort-> Short term spell
02:57 <mort-> Need to refresh every fight
03:09 <mort-> Mage armour and chain shirts don't stack
03:15 <matt> Ah   It always takes time to buff
03:21 <mort-> Not reacaw
03:23 <mort-> Really
03:35 <mort-> I can do it faster then most
04:01 <matt> Shield is firs
04:14 <mort-> First round of combat if he starts next to me
04:21 <matt> Hmm. Maybe I should get a want of shield
04:33 <matt> Wand
04:34 <mort-> Spell combat. Hit him. 5 ft step back
04:35 <mort-> Shield.
04:41 <mort-> It won't do you any good
04:49 <mort-> Your umd is too unreliable
05:05 <matt> True.  
05:20 <mort-> I've tried to make umd checks with a +12 mod
05:23 <matt> Pots then 
05:25 <mort-> And i can still fail
05:49 <matt> Pricey though
06:16 <mort-> Screw armor
06:19 <mort-> Charge!
06:25 <matt> Hahaha. Ya
06:28 <mort-> Now you know why i get into trouble?
06:39 <matt> Raging power attack 
06:45 <mort-> Na
06:53 <mort-> But there is another way to play it
07:06 <mort-> Again well lets just say as a caster
07:28 <mort-> You're vulnerable to running out of resources
07:44 <matt> I do need someone to fight with.  
07:59 <matt> By myself doesn't work wel
08:12 <mort-> You don't know how long your work day is
08:34 <mort-> I suppose i should have used more magic in that scenario
08:41 <mort-> But i didn't want to run out of it
08:54 <mort-> Didn't even touch my other side
08:55 <matt> Ya. Spell conservation is tough.  I normally play a wizard
09:07 <mort-> I am a wizard.
09:17 <mort-> Glitterdust specialist
09:21 <mort-> Literally
09:45 <mort-> I specialize in catching as many monsters as possible with glitter dust
09:48 <matt> I'll try to keep out of the spell area. Lol
10:05 <mort-> Don't worry. I won't hit you. I have uncanny aim
10:10 <mort-> Ask avatar :p
10:39 <matt> Lol. 
11:08 <mort-> As in really like i sort of see glitterdust squares
11:16 <mort-> I also can see colour spray squares
12:08 <matt> I'm always playing a transmuter.  A buff monkey for the fighters
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12:27 <mort-> I am a buff monkey
12:44 <mort-> Ah my doppelanger has arrived
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12:53 <matt> Enlarge and bull star.  Rinse and repeat.  Lol
13:56 <Mort> No no no no..
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14:34 <matt> Ok zzzzzz. Time.  Message me if u get bored. 
15:14 * Mort- makes a giggly noise
15:22 <Mort-> k time to get to other stufs
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15:16 <Tashes> Mort and Maaaatt sitting in a treee...
16:26 * Mort- starts slapping tashes silly
16:35 <Mort-> Wow it rhymes!
17:08 * Mort- is proud of herself :)
17:25 * Tashes claps Mort
18:14 * Mort- feels sorry for slapping tashes
18:32 <Mort-> again i know the next phase of the rhyme so maybe not
19:46 <Tashes> lol
19:49 <Tashes> no bashing tashes!
20:19 <Mort-> :)
32:47 <Mort-> Tashes!
32:56 <Mort-> You need to find mekkis!
33:16 <Mort-> He is running city of strangers 1 somewhere in auzzie land!
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47:32 <Mekkis> yeah
47:37 <Mekkis> on Wednesday!
49:22 <Mort-> Hi mek arent you running stuff today?
49:40 <Mort-> In auzzie land?
50:06 <Hydrazine> yo
50:33 <Mort-> Hi hydra!
50:41 * Mort- bounces up and down!
51:04 <Hydrazine> bouncy mort is bouncy.
51:55 <Mort-> I made spha - get - ti!
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55:58 <Hydrazine> basketti.
56:09 <Mort-> whats that?
56:12 * Mort- is curious
56:18 * Mort- sniffs Hydrazine over
56:45 <Mort-> acutally hydra..
56:50 <Mort-> its the problematic levle up time for me
56:52 <Mort-> :D
59:19 <Tashes> But Mort!
59:24 <Tashes> i'm on the other side of the country to Mekkis!
59:27 <Mort-> So?
59:28 <Tashes> For like, a month!
59:32 <Mort-> Im on the other side of the ocean!
59:39 <Tashes> its probably cheaper for you to get there than it is for me!
59:40 <Mort-> okay I know little about distances tashes.
59:41 <Mort-> how far is it?
59:42 <Mort-> really?
59:52 <Mort-> maybe you could do a round auzzie tour
59:55 <Mort-> and say hi to mekkis
00:00 <Mort-> check him for horns, claws and tail.
00:34 <Tashes> hah. 
00:46 <Tashes> its only $100 more round trip for singapore-bris than it is adel-bris
00:58 <Mort-> Oh.
01:02 <Mort-> sorry haha
01:09 <Mort-> my country is 42 km from one end to the other..
01:11 <Mort-> or so. :p
01:16 <Mort-> so distances dont make sense to me
01:27 <Tashes> australia is the same physical size as the USA
02:03 <Mort-> cant be?
02:05 <Mort-> USA is BIGGER
02:12 <Tashes> -bigger + fatter
02:25 <Tashes> its 1700km from me to mekkis!
03:08 <Hydrazine> lol.
03:10 <Hydrazine> hi tashes.
03:12 <Hydrazine> Where is you?
03:15 <Tashes> hi hydra!
03:20 <Mort-> Tashes has been teasing me
03:23 * Mort- growls
03:26 <Tashes> eating egg salad sammich!
03:30 <Mort-> she started the one about me and matt sitting in a tree..
03:34 <Mort-> I slapped her silly after that :P
03:38 <Mort-> I dont want the rest of the rhyme
03:45 <Tashes> But doesnt change the fact that matt was hitting on her
04:18 <Mort-> oh JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION 
04:21 <Mort-> Matt has a wife in RL
04:28 <Mort-> and we were just talking SHOP
04:29 <Tashes> so?
04:30 <Tashes> :p
04:32 <Mort-> he also has 2 cats!
04:37 <Mort-> one is black and white, and the other is white!
04:40 * Mort- meows
04:46 <Tashes> :o
04:50 * Tashes barks
05:38 * Mort- runs up a tree
06:21 <Hydrazine> None of this has any relevance on you two flirting like a couple high school kids in a made for tv movie.
07:17 <Mort-> whoo>
07:19 <Mort-> Shes not my type!
07:29 * Mort- growls at tashes. She chased me up the tree!
07:30 <Tashes> Matt's not a girl!
08:01 * Mort- is now puzzled
08:25 <Hydrazine> HUGIFY!
09:07 * Mort- is more puzzled
10:08 <Tashes> "i'll hugify your horseman!"
10:25 <Mort-> Uhh..?
10:29 <Mort-> which movie that came from
10:38 <Hydrazine> It didn't.
10:57 <Tashes> haha we're playing LoL Mort
11:41 <Mort-> ohh
11:42 <Mort-> k
11:47 <Mort-> my bro is playing d3
11:51 <Mort-> Im trying to see how to level up
12:28 <Mort-> wizard looks fun..
12:35 <Mort-> but bro is hogging the only comp
16:34 <Hydrazine> i only tried monk and witch doc.
16:47 <Mort-> hes tried with demon hunter, monk, witch doc
16:52 <Mort-> he has a barb and a wizard next..
17:07 <Mort-> he had to kite the final boss as a demon hunter cos his tank died..
17:12 <Mort-> I tell you..tanks never live long..
17:18 <Mort-> Im playing a wizard in d3 thank you very much :P
17:29 * Mort- starts counting the times shes been taking dirt naps as a melee type
17:35 <Mort-> AND MY AC ISNT BAD..
17:40 <Mort-> at least not at this level..
19:14 <Hydrazine> how many?
19:18 <Hydrazine> yeah, its just hp.
19:49 * Mort- counts...1,2..3..
19:53 <Mort-> almost every scenario :P
20:15 <Hydrazine> think about the fact that damage output in melee doesn't really move much between 1-3.
20:34 <Hydrazine> while hp does.
20:43 <Mort-> 6..scnearios, 2 dm creds...
20:53 <Mort-> right. its 3/4 scenarios I do take a dirt nap..
21:07 <Mort-> ah well. better me then others I guess..
23:49 <Mort-> I may never get heavy armor..
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33:44 <Khazaran> IDENTIFY
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33:28 <Steven> ladies
33:31 <Steven> gentlemen
33:41 <Steven> I have completed Year of the Shadow Lodge
33:47 <Steven> or as i like to call it
34:02 <Steven> How to make a GM cry
34:08 <Mekkis> what tier?
34:13 <Mekkis> or were you running it?
34:31 <Steven> 10-11
34:39 <Mort-> Highest level probably
34:41 <Steven> and i was playing Ausk
34:41 <Mekkis> I can see that happening
34:50 <Mort-> You abused monsters
34:52 <Mekkis> how many tables?
34:57 <Steven> 5 tables
35:02 <Mekkis> nice
35:07 <Mekkis> most of this channel hasn't played it
35:11 <Steven> but the guy running it was the VC of Washington
35:23 <Mekkis> you mean the state?
35:23 <Steven> dont worry i wont give spoilers, not that it would help
35:28 <Mort-> I have no idea how to even do a special!
35:29 <Steven> yes of the state
35:33 <Mort-> I am nervous!
35:41 <Mort-> Specials make me nervous!
35:45 <Mekkis> I managed to bluff 4 DMs that my illusion was real :)
35:49 <Mekkis> when I played it!
35:52 <Mort-> Is ausk wearing medium or heavy armor
35:54 <Mort-> Lol
36:03 <Mort-> Bluff. Not my type
36:06 <Steven> Ausk is wearing Medium armor
36:19 <Steven> Mithril Chainmail of Comfort +3
36:26 <Mort-> Lol
36:29 <Mekkis> we had someone on the high table cast Antimagic field at the end
36:33 <Mekkis> THAT was annoying
36:41 <Mort-> I can imagine
36:57 <Mort-> I think a special on irc would be confusing
36:59 <Mekkis> "you 30 players, recalculate your characters with no magic!"
37:00 <Mort-> Now.
37:02 <Steven> yeah, the VC of the state came down to run it with 5 of his friends
37:05 <Mort-> Lol
37:46 <Steven> he got permission to change it a little
37:59 <Steven> so they gave him an inch and he took a mile, and i read the scenario afterwords
38:08 <Steven> and the way we ran it was much much much much much much funner
38:18 <Mort-> What the hell :p
38:35 <Steven> mekkis, im going to send you a private message w/ how it was changed
38:44 <Mekkis> sure...
42:09 <Tashes> Mekkis never responds to pms
42:18 <Mekkis> yes I do
47:09 <Steven> he just did tashes
47:16 <Tashes> d:
47:26 <Steven> must like me more then you!
47:51 <Mekkis> * an unspecified delay might be in order
48:51 * Mort- ruffles the mekkis
49:04 <Mekkis> oh no
49:11 <Mekkis> Avatar, are you running anything on Wednesday?
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49:21 <Mort-> Ok my brother has officially completed d3 on all classes except barb
49:27 <Mekkis> d3?
49:27 <Mort-> Hi oster
49:40 <Mort-> Diablo3
49:42 <Mort-> Beta
49:48 <Mort-> I'm going to play a wizard
49:57 <Mort-> Its a time honored tradition
50:02 <Mekkis> 3.36.3+36.3336.336+66396636336363336.02580.258.0250.25.25.
50:16 <Mekkis> I'm going to ignore it and instead play nethack
50:24 <Mort-> Gibberish
50:25 <Mekkis> in a time honoured tradition
50:31 <Mort-> Lol
50:32 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should play nethack!
50:44 <Mort-> No idea how to start
50:52 <Mekkis> you have putty, right?
50:56 * Mort- is a blurr
51:09 <Mekkis> use it to telnet to nethack.alt.org
51:11 <Mort-> Urm i think you gave it to me sometime back
51:14 <Mekkis> yeah
51:17 <Mort-> Do you adventure alone?
51:23 <Mekkis> sort of
51:24 <Mort-> Maybe in the futp
51:31 <Mort-> No one aroudd?
51:37 <Mort-> Then where is the fun :(
51:51 <Mort-> I'm supposed to prepare a speech for tomorrow
51:56 <Mekkis> you meet other unfortunate nethacker's corpses!
52:05 <Mort-> That's disgusting
52:12 <Mort-> I think ill skip the pleasure
52:21 <Mort-> Unless i get to rez
52:25 <Mekkis> you can watch other players
52:31 <Mekkis> hell, you can watch ME
52:33 <Mekkis> and send me mail!
52:40 <Mort-> I want to jump up and down on them!
52:48 <Mort-> I can't go into a dungeon alone.
52:57 <Mort-> Ill be scawed :(
54:10 * Mort- ruffles osterguard randomly
54:39 <Mort-> I'm actually feeling a little sleepy
54:49 <Mort-> Morning cycles do that to you
57:00 <Steven> alright, sam wants me to come pick her up
57:04 <Steven> ill see you guys in a bit.
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29:42 <Steven> Epico!
29:45 <Steven> so...
29:54 <Steven> whats the best part about going to pick up your girlfriend
29:59 <Steven> after shes had a great day at work
32:00 <Avatar> bringing her in here for some sweet PFS
36:42 <Mekkis> Avatar, are you running anything on Wednesday?
36:52 <Avatar> is it anzac day already
37:03 <Mekkis> ja
37:10 <Avatar> I didn't plan to
37:24 <Avatar> take it if you want it
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42:09 <Mort-> Oh?
42:13 <Mort-> I can't play!
42:19 * Mort- wails loudly
42:40 <Mort-> Why does auzzie land have so many holidays i don't :(
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51:14 <Avatar> Mekkis: do you want it
52:11 <Ballig> Steven: you haven't played Shades of Ice 1?
52:35 <Steven> sorry, she wanted a little attention.
52:49 <Avatar> man we don't want to know
53:14 <Steven> dude, she wanted to talk
53:17 <Steven> attention
53:21 <Avatar> haha
53:23 <Steven> not sex...
53:25 <Steven> get your mind out of gutter
53:26 <Avatar> sorry, you are the king of tmi
53:29 <Avatar> is it hard to tell the difference
53:30 <Ballig> you worded it like you wanted us to think it was sex
53:57 <Steven> no, if it was sex, i would have just been like, hey sorry, gotta go make her praise jesus
54:05 <Avatar> see what I mean
54:27 <Steven> and no ive never played shades of ice part 1
54:47 <Ballig> I'm running it next sunday
55:01 <Steven> hmmm
55:03 <Steven> dunno
55:12 <Steven> we'll see
55:54 <Steven> let me ask sam she wanted something
56:00 <Steven> on sat
56:11 * Mort- feels like appearing next Sunday :d
02:23 <Steven> she only has me reserved between the hours
02:34 <Steven> 1pm and 6pm
02:54 <Mort-> Your bringing ronal then?
03:00 <Steven> who knows
03:06 <Mort-> 1-5...
03:10 <Steven> I are has another level 1
03:26 <Mort-> Ah k
03:29 <Mort-> I have 2
03:41 <Mort-> But will probably use them for fs stuff
03:56 <Mort-> I want to bring khaz along
04:24 <Steven> but yeah probably ronal
04:44 <Mort-> Not that lout again :p
04:47 <Mort-> Lol
04:52 <Mort-> More crap
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05:07 <Mort-> And no healer. Its ok. We have the stick
05:12 <Mort-> I guess
05:16 <Ronal> You got something to say bout me!
05:21 <Ronal> Say it to my face!
05:34 <Mort-> Quite a bit.
05:39 * Ronal farts on Mort-.
05:40 <Mort-> Lol
05:55 <Mort-> Uh you really should mind your manners
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06:19 <Mort-> Farting in peoples faces is really rude
06:41 <Steven> you were messing with an uncouth barbarian
06:50 <Steven> and a gnome one at that
07:13 <Steven> what did you expect to happen
08:04 <Mort-> Most of my characters have good manners
08:07 <Mort-> One doesn't
08:36 <Mort-> Do i need to bring cold weather gear
08:44 <Mort-> Btw steven
08:46 <Steven> Also! Ausk is now Admiral Stormbrow!
08:55 <Mort-> Did anyone in city of strangers
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09:05 <Mort-> Actually fight with those guys who bag you?
09:08 <Mort-> Lol
09:16 <Mort-> I don't think that would work well
09:16 <Steven> nope
10:13 <Mort-> As in no one fought?
10:23 <Mort-> Do they have stats listed?
10:57 <Mort-> Or should people fight have to come up with stats?
11:24 <Steven> nobody was dumb enough to attack the guards of the person who runs the city of strangers
11:39 <Steven> expecially when we needed favors from them
11:57 <Mort-> Ahaha
12:28 <Mort-> I did wonder what would happen
12:54 <Mort-> But a fight with 6 guys with cudgels and a mage isn't going to end well probably
13:22 <Steven> we had a guy for his faction mission piss on the seperating screen
13:37 <Steven> and then he got beat within an inch of his life
14:24 <Mort-> What piss on the seperating screen
14:26 <Steven> and everyone in the group was like... yeah... he's an idiot, let us continue with the negotiations.
14:32 <Mort-> Lol
14:52 <Steven> it was a faction mission
15:04 <Mort-> There is no way you can fight 6 humans at one go i think
15:10 <Mort-> Not on a level 2 party
15:13 <Steven> ausk has done it
15:44 <Steven> fought 7 level 4 creatures when he was level 8
15:44 <Mort-> I'm not ausk
15:59 <Mort-> At level 2?
16:01 <Steven> Blistering invective soooooo good against mass creatures
16:33 <Mort-> Possibly. Have to get lucky with colour spray
16:41 <Mort-> And hope stuff is in range
17:12 <Mort-> If shades of ice is done in t 4-5 ill dump colour spray and load mass shocking grasp
17:19 <Steven> blistering invective is intimidate against everyone in 30ft, air catches on fire from the anger for 1d10 damage if you succeed on intimidate check
17:24 <Mort-> Then zap whatever i can get into range
17:25 <Mort-> Lol
17:37 <Steven> and if they fail their reflex
17:48 <Steven> for the fire damage, they catch on fire for an addition 1d6
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19:01 <Mort-> Inquisitor has a lot of funny stuff
19:02 <Mort-> Really
19:10 <Steven> yeah
19:34 <Mort-> The one about confessing your sins
19:38 <Mort-> Priceless
19:46 <Steven> inquisitors are the bastard child of everything kick ass
19:49 <Mort-> This one is a joke too
20:13 <Mort-> Really a joke
20:23 <Mort-> Actually i can quite imagine ausk doing it
20:28 <Mort-> Funny as heck
21:08 <Brunius> sup guyz
21:14 <Mort-> Hello
21:27 * Mort- slinks off into a corner
21:34 <Steven> sup
21:54 <Brunius> just got back from playing 3EX - The Cyphermage Dilemma
22:13 <Steven> the problem with ausk is the dc vs his offensive spells is so low
22:18 <Brunius> Pretty nice scenario
23:34 <Steven> he only has 2 wisdom
23:45 <Steven> 12+spell level
24:08 <Mort-> Cool :d
24:09 <Mort-> Lol
24:33 <Mort-> I think don't put khaz and bairaq in the same room
24:41 <Mort-> Weird things would happen :p
24:47 <Avatar> you say that about everyone
24:51 <Mort-> Nah
24:52 <Avatar> everyone and your characters
25:01 <Mort-> Most people are fine
25:04 <Avatar> Brunius: did you only just finish an hour ago
25:10 <Steven> so, he doesnt cast spells that target people
25:11 <Mort-> But pallies :p
25:21 <Mort-> Target the air
25:22 <Mort-> Lol
25:36 <Mort-> Or things that have no save
28:44 <Steven> yeah, ausk mainly carries buffing spells
28:49 <Steven> that buff his damage
29:06 <Brunius> Avatar: Finished about 6
29:13 <Brunius> Missed the next train out
29:19 <Brunius> Train was delayed
29:24 <Avatar> yuck
29:28 <Avatar> do you train it in
29:38 <Brunius> Had to switch at upper ferntree gully because the train was broken
29:40 <Brunius> yeah
29:52 <Avatar> something is going on in the city
29:55 <Avatar> roadworks everywhere
30:04 <Avatar> city is divided in half traffic wise
30:07 <Avatar> v.annoying
30:40 <Avatar> which, come to think of it, I wouldn't have had to deal with if I hadn't offered spaceshot a lift home !
30:48 <Brunius> ha ha!
31:01 <Avatar> :|
31:10 <Brunius> ily ebay
34:19 Steven has quit (Quit: Havin the funs!)
35:47 <Brunius> what can i buy with 97 cents
36:33 <Ballig> you could almost buy a cheap android app
38:36 <Brunius> but i don't have an android
39:12 <Mort-> Cookies'
39:22 <Mort-> You can buy them and give them to me!
40:31 <Brunius> for 97c?
41:42 <Ballig> spend the 97c on stamps, and get the cookies out of the bin somewhere for free
42:51 <Brunius> I think it will be more than 97c of stamps to ship to singapore
50:03 <Mort-> :(
50:11 * Mort- has hope
52:16 <Avatar> I'll give you 2c to buy an android app if you want
55:35 <Brunius> Can you put it on this non-reloadable prepaid visa card?
55:43 <Ballig> yes
55:47 <Ballig> but only if you spend it on an android app
55:50 <Brunius> Go ahead.
56:01 <Avatar> ok
56:07 <Avatar> I will do it in exchange for ultimate magic
56:08 <Ballig> what's the card number
56:14 <Avatar> more than what you paid for it amirite
56:15 <Brunius> 4216990034424741
56:19 <Brunius> CVV is 172
56:25 <Ballig> expiry date?
56:27 <Brunius> 03/13
56:36 <Ballig> I am going to see if I can buy something for $100
56:40 <Brunius> You can't
56:43 <Brunius> It won't let you.
56:45 <Ballig> how do you know
56:50 <Brunius> I've tried :P
56:59 <Ballig> I'm going to buy it from a system that doesn't automatically check if you have the balance
57:02 <Avatar> this is a sad state of affairs
57:05 <Ballig> and get the item before they realise
57:15 <Brunius> ha
57:35 <Ballig> oh, I might use it to verify a porn site
57:38 <Ballig> sometimes they charge $1
57:44 <Ballig> but if they charge it in USD it might be enough
57:47 <Avatar> the gov will track you for that
58:06 <Brunius> It charges an extra 3.5% for overseas transactions
01:56 <Ballig> but maybe that's only after the original charge
02:01 <Ballig> my plan is to make you have to pay more !
02:12 <Brunius> Dude
02:19 <Brunius> Go ahead and try it.
02:33 <Brunius> It won't do annnyyythhing
04:01 <Avatar> sounds like you are secretly just hoping it won't work
04:28 <Ballig> Avatar: find me something I can buy for $1 USD
07:13 <Avatar> I don't think i'll be doing that
08:39 <Brunius> Ballig:
08:39 <Brunius> http://paizo.com/products/btpy7pew?GameMastery-Item-Cards-Heros-Hoard
09:16 <Ballig> that'd require postage
10:32 <Brunius> Ah, right
10:34 <Brunius> To ebay!
10:45 <Ballig> I think I have an idea
11:16 <Ballig> I need a cardholder name
11:23 <Brunius> gift cardholder
11:30 <Ballig> really? "Gift Cardholder"?
11:36 <Brunius> yeah
11:38 <Ballig> haha
12:36 <Brunius> Was the item you tried to buy more than 0.97c US?
13:03 <Ballig> it will be
13:05 <Ballig> I haven't done it yet
13:17 <Brunius> It won't go through man
13:28 <Brunius> Try it if you want, but you'll be wasting your time
14:33 <Brunius> And I'll get a nice "payment_declined" line on this summary
20:51 <Ballig> trying to find a place that will let me donate less than $5
21:24 <Mekkis> Ballig, dealextreme!
27:28 * Mort- is just mucking around
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30:07 <Steven> hey hey hey
30:29 <Ballig> sup stevez
30:32 <Steven> avatar you there?
30:52 <Steven> hey ballig
31:59 <Steven> awwww wheres avatar?
38:03 <Steven> Avatar, sam wants to talk to you.
38:23 <Ballig> that's a bit weird
39:12 <Brunius> 22 Apr 12	22 Apr 12	Purchase PAYPAL 4029357733 AU ($1.00) - Declined
39:16 <Brunius> gg Ballig
39:33 <Ballig> well, I didn't actually get to make the purchase
39:36 <Ballig> it declined the card entirely I think
39:40 <Brunius> Yeah
39:41 <Brunius> It did
39:47 <Ballig> probably because I used an address that wasn't on the card
39:47 <Brunius> That's what it's showing there
40:03 <Brunius> Because you tried to use 3c more than what's available
40:10 <Ballig> I gave up though, not enough places allow yout o make a $1 donation and I don't care enough to make a separate google checkout account with it
43:19 <Steven> okay, giving the computer to Sam
44:26 <Steven> Hello guys!  Avatar, I'm taking Steven into the bedroom and sex him up!  He said you hate it when people say that, so ;-P
44:45 <Avatar> we know you won't really be doing that
44:58 <Steven> I am so!
45:07 <Avatar> no he told us he thinks you are fat
45:13 <Avatar> don't tell him we told you that though ok
45:21 <Avatar> I don't think he would like it
45:31 <Ballig> I can confirm that is what he said
45:44 <Ballig> [7:45:11 PM] <Steven> Sam is too fat, I don't want to have sex with her
45:54 <Steven> He's sitting right next to me.  He said he did say that, cause he did not want sex at all.
46:06 <Avatar> yeah
46:09 <Avatar> well ok 
46:13 <Avatar> I thought he might have a problem with it
46:39 <Avatar> so are you really fat then
46:43 <Avatar> like I thought he was just being modest
46:47 <Avatar> or something
47:12 <Steven> Steven says no im not.  Of course I think I am but I'm a girl
47:37 <Avatar> so he just wants to get laid then
47:53 <Steven> He says.  Damn straight!
48:05 <Steven> Ok, I'm taking him off to play!
48:14 <Steven> Goodbye!
48:58 <Steven> Ok.  I'm back, guys have fun.  She is not fat, she weighs like 140.
49:15 <Avatar> that sounds like a coverup, sam
49:22 <Ballig> wtf man
49:24 <Ballig> 140kg is fat
49:27 <Ballig> like, obese
49:33 <Steven> 140lbs man
49:37 <Steven> im american remember
49:40 <Ballig> sure, you say that now
49:41 <Ballig> how convenient!
49:46 <Avatar> er
49:50 <Avatar> isn't 140 lb like anorexic
49:58 <Steven> thats what i tell her!
50:04 <Ballig> 140 is 63
50:08 <Steven> but shes short
50:08 <Ballig> depends how tall she is
50:18 <Avatar> is she a midget
50:24 <Steven> 5"1 and 1/2
50:25 <Ballig> but I'm pretty sure he was talking kilograms
50:30 <Ballig> and just changed it to pounds
50:36 <Avatar> I don't think this works well either way
50:39 <Steven> she says the 1/2 is important
51:08 <Brunius> Tell her it is important.
51:17 <Steven> meh
51:28 <Steven> shes 5'1" and im 6"4"
51:41 <Steven> so it doesnt when shes standing next to me
52:10 <Avatar> so is she anorexic or fat, I don't get it
52:18 <Avatar> you are sending a lot of mixed messages
52:20 <Ballig> 140kg is definitely fat
52:27 <Mort-> I'm 110
52:28 <Steven> 140kg is fat as fuck
52:34 <Avatar> so she is fat then
52:35 <Avatar> ok
52:38 <Steven> on a 5'1" foot girl
52:43 <Brunius> http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19165789.jpg
52:50 <Brunius> That is getting bookmarked
53:00 <Brunius> And it will be posted whenever you say you're giving sam the computer
53:09 <Steven> but, shes 140lbs at 5"1"
53:17 <Ballig> oh no, you can't change it now
53:32 <Steven> dude, shes sitting right next to me
53:45 <Brunius> HI SAM
53:47 <Brunius> HOWS IT GOING
53:55 <Steven> its good.
54:11 <Steven> her mom called btw, its why we arent off
54:15 <Steven> fuckin moms right?
54:27 <Brunius> I can't agree with that.
54:31 <Brunius> I still live at home.
54:49 <Steven> well its like shit its 4am
54:59 <Steven> i want to go to bed and play hide the weasle
55:12 <Steven> and now we wont be going for like another 5-10
55:47 <Brunius> why is her mom calling at 4am
55:53 <Steven> thats what i just asked
56:27 <Steven> "because she wants to talk about what we are doing tomorow'
56:32 <Brunius> you mean today?
56:38 <Steven> yeah, today/tomorrow
56:51 <Steven> ill be off playing pathfinder again, she will be hanging with her mom
57:09 <Steven> and then ill be taking her out to dinner
57:20 <Steven> i didnt have a choice in this, she just informed me
57:25 <Steven> that im taking her to dinner
57:33 <Steven> i just got punched
57:43 <Steven> cause i told her if im paying shes not wearing underwear
57:46 <Steven> lol
58:06 <Steven> and punched again for telling you guys that
58:22 <Brunius> ha
58:25 <Steven> I'm batting 1000 tonight!
58:36 <Brunius> I don't know what that means.
58:48 <Steven> baseball term, means I'm hitting all the pitches.
59:40 <Steven> i just tried the puppy eyes on her
59:44 <Steven> fail.
00:08 <Ballig> isn't it batting 100
00:19 <Ballig> maybe that's the cricket version
00:23 <Steven> no, its batting a 1000.
00:35 <Steven> it has to do with how they figure the math
00:39 <Steven> i dont really understand it
00:45 <Steven> because i dont watch baseball
00:49 <Steven> its a boring game
00:56 <Brunius> Sport in general is boring
01:00 <Avatar> there was one guy at my table today
01:01 <Steven> indeed
01:07 <Avatar> who somehow missed almost every single roll he made
01:07 <Brunius> Was it andrew.
01:19 <Avatar> I think he succeeded maybe 3 times all day
01:25 <Steven> oh man, i was hasted today during all the fights.
01:27 <Avatar> between attacks and skill checks and saves
01:35 <Brunius> That's Derau's first scenario right there :S
01:36 <Avatar> worst luck I have ever seen
01:36 <Steven> 3 attacks a round, w/ a weapon that does 15-20 threat range
01:48 <Steven> I didnt get 15+ ONE time
02:13 <Brunius> ha
02:27 <Avatar> if nothing else, he was soaking up some hits that would have otherwise landed on someone who was dealing more damage or healing
02:32 <Avatar> so he was far from useless
02:39 <Avatar> but man I felt sorry for him, he was getting pretty upset
02:40 <Ballig> ha
02:41 <Steven> i rolled 13s and 14s all the time
02:48 <Brunius> Sounds like andrew to me
02:57 <Ballig> "How many hitpoints do you have?" "60" "Good, stand there and take some punches"
02:58 <Steven> and w/ a +23 i was hitting
03:07 <Steven> but still was so annoying
03:10 <Avatar> he used my shirt reroll on a burning hands AoO and failed both rolls
03:22 <Brunius> you can't aoo with a spell
03:29 <Brunius> maybe if you're a magus
03:30 <Avatar> no, he was aoo'ing the bad guy
03:33 <Brunius> I don't know the rules for that
03:36 <Avatar> and he missed twice
03:46 <Ballig> as in the bad guy was casting and he was attacking as an AOO?
03:49 <Steven> the bad guy was casting and provoked an aoo
03:50 <Avatar> yeah
03:51 <Ballig> ahh
04:16 <Steven> OH i intimidated a dragon w/ a 55 today, the gm was like... what? really?
04:21 <Steven> everyone cheered.
04:32 <Steven> because i told the dragon i was going to punch its face down its throat.
04:54 <Steven> brb, im stealing the phone from sam.
05:00 <Ballig> that's just a silly GM
05:08 <Ballig> just becaues you get a huge roll doesn't mean something HAS to be intimidated by you
05:22 <Brunius> refer to rule 0
05:40 <Steven> the dragon was changed from its base stats by a significant amount
05:41 <Brunius> steven: can I get stuff shipped to you and then pay you to ship to over to me
05:50 <Brunius> I think it would probably be cheaper than buying locally
05:51 <Avatar> yeah I was talking to darkwhite about this
05:58 <Steven> depends, is it anything illicite?
05:58 <Avatar> intimidation isn't magic
06:17 <Avatar> but the rule suggests it always works, so you always need GM discretion
06:25 <Ballig> yeah
06:30 <Brunius> Steven: Likely mtg
06:40 <Ballig> it's one of those things that the GM should probably roll secretly
06:46 <Steven> Would it be breaking any international laws?
06:54 <Brunius> Not to my knowledge
06:54 <Ballig> whether or not someone is intimidated by you should only be known by their reaction
06:57 <Steven> copyright laws?
06:58 <Ballig> and not by seeing the numbers on the dice
07:01 <Brunius> hell no
07:13 <Steven> Anyways this could blow back on me that you are aware of?
07:19 <Avatar> ash rolled a 1 on an intimidate today
07:29 <Avatar> and that became a 15 with his modifier
07:30 <Brunius> well, wizards might try to get you signed up as a distributor
07:37 <Steven> then nope dont mind.
07:38 <Brunius> but i think that's unlikely
07:46 <Avatar> I was like yeah he's not intimidated at all... well, okay he is a bit
08:15 <Steven> do you want my address? i assume it will help you.
08:27 <Brunius> I'm just looking at options atm
08:33 <Brunius> Probably won't be ordering for a while
08:39 <Steven> okay well when you.... oh my god shes off the phone
08:46 <Brunius> tackle her
08:49 <Steven> when you decide what you need, let me know.
08:52 <Brunius> mmk
09:00 <Avatar> actually come to think of it, how did he have +14 to intimidate
09:04 <Avatar> at level 2 or 3
09:11 <Brunius> skilled evolution?
09:14 <Steven> avatar....
09:18 <Avatar> he was playing a synthesist
09:31 <Steven> avataaaaar.....
09:50 <Avatar> what
10:05 <Steven> I'm going to go spend some time in the squish mitten!
10:08 <Ballig> yeah he took the skilled evolution
10:09 <Ballig> for a +8
10:10 <Steven> PEACE!
10:16 <Brunius> man
10:20 <Brunius> I have to start writing these down
10:30 <Ballig> what, squish mitton?
10:39 * Steven laughs uproariously as he leaves.
10:42 <Ballig> just listen to foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound gang
10:45 <Avatar> he was meant to be not-optimised
10:54 <Avatar> I wonder what he meant by that if he is taking skilled
10:55 <Ballig> did he say that
10:57 <Ballig> he's a synthesist
11:04 <Avatar> well
11:07 <Avatar> in his defence
11:08 <Ballig> if you have +14 in a skill at level 2, you are optimised in /some/ way
11:10 <Avatar> it was +14 and not +21
11:21 <Ballig> it might not be for combat, but it's there
11:32 <Brunius> Ballig, to be fair, Kaleb had +18 at first level
11:45 <Avatar> how
11:46 <Brunius> Largely by accident
11:47 <Ballig> yeah, he optimised to get it there though
11:52 <Ballig> you took a feat for it
11:58 <Brunius> thus largely
12:01 <Avatar> no feat will get you there
12:02 <Brunius> not entirely
12:03 <Ballig> and a small race
12:04 <Ballig> etc
12:08 <Mort-> Synthesis!
12:10 <Mort-> Oh!
12:17 <Ballig> Avatar: it's stealth
12:20 <Ballig> there are a LOT of bonuses to stealth
12:23 <Mort-> Lol
12:26 <Avatar> oh, stealth
12:27 <Ballig> just being small gives you +4
12:28 <Avatar> not intimidate
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14:00 <Ballig> Duhz
14:04 <Duhz> Hi.
14:18 <Ballig> did I need details from you
14:21 <Ballig> from like a month ago
14:38 <Duhz> I assume no. But If you need some, I'll give you them.
14:47 <Ballig> what was the last game I GMed with you
14:53 <Duhz> gobs
15:14 <Mekkis> actually, intimidate/diplomacy can not be used in a combat situation the same way it can be used in a noncombat situation
15:21 <Ballig> was your character Chien
15:24 <Ballig> the one you applied credit to
15:32 <Duhz> It was dode.
15:49 <Ballig> 49275-1?
16:50 <Duhz> I'll check
17:09 <Duhz> ----49144
17:31 <Ballig> yeah I didn't have any of that info
17:57 <Ballig> need to PM me PFS number (include the -# at the end of it for character number, -1 if it's your first character), and the XP, gold, and prestige it had before the goblins game
18:39 <Mort-> I resemble a gnome in rl :(
18:51 <Ballig> is that it mort
18:54 * Mort- sniffs
18:54 <Ballig> are you a self-hating gnome
19:05 <Mort-> I'm not a gnome.
19:14 <Mort-> I just have the size of one :(
21:59 <Ballig> what defines a gnome?
22:55 <Brunius> Mort-: How tall are you
23:00 <Brunius> ?
23:12 <Mort-> 5'1
23:19 <Brunius> (I need to stop finishing my questions the same way avatar does)
23:21 <Mort-> I'm 110 lbs :(
23:26 <Brunius> That's not gnome height
23:32 <Mort-> Oh.
23:34 <Brunius> gnome height is like 3'
23:37 <Mort-> Lol
23:40 <Duhz> Tall gnome
23:45 <Mort-> Just 2 away
23:49 <Duhz> Death cometh
23:52 <Duhz> And he is gnome.
23:53 <Mort-> Don't say the bad word :(
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24:10 <Brunius> gnome
24:11 <Brunius> gnome
24:14 <Duhz> Also, converting Red Hand of Doom to Pathfinder for today.
24:15 <matt> Morning
24:21 <Duhz> It's brutal.
24:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 to molest a gnome
24:24 <diebot> Mort-, to molest a gnome: [1d20=16] 21
24:33 <Mort-> Oh i think i got one!
24:59 <matt> I'm totally not playing a gnow
25:03 <Brunius> A female gnome's lowest height is 3'
25:07 <matt> Gnome
25:15 <Brunius> highest is 3'8"
25:34 <Ballig> Duhz: is it a 3.5e campaign?
25:37 <matt> I started making a gnome cleric 
25:44 <Mort-> I'm just 1'3 from being bigger then a gnome?
25:45 <Mort-> Lol
25:50 <Mort-> Go dwarf :p
25:51 <Duhz> Red hand itself is a 3.5 WOTC campaign
25:52 <Brunius> and they weigh 32-38lb
26:02 <Mort-> I'm 110
26:03 <Duhz> The campaign today is PF.
26:08 <Ballig> if it's 3.5e, just use the same stats
26:13 <Mort-> Anyway guys.
26:20 <Ballig> but if the bestiary has the same creature with the same CR, use the PF bestiary
26:26 <Mort-> Is it better to hit more or crit more often
26:26 <Brunius> dwarf is 3'9"-4'3"
26:27 <Ballig> then you only have to worry about CMB/CMD
26:28 <matt> Dwarf is so typical
26:41 <Mort-> Gnomes are fine
26:52 <Duhz> It's also for content. Bad guys with a little more flair, little better challenge.
26:56 * Mort- spits on the ground and washes her mouth with soap after
26:58 <Duhz> I did that last time.
27:03 <Brunius> We all agreed that gnomes are horrible at blackburn today
27:06 <Mort-> You see? :(
27:07 <Duhz> And they were eatting encounters to a point.
27:07 <matt> Lol
27:14 <Mort-> Really?
27:25 <Duhz> The only time they died is when they made a pretty unwise decision.
27:45 <Mort-> Want to join my gnome punting club? :d
27:58 <Ballig> really mort?
27:59 <Ballig> really?
28:21 <Mort-> Yes! I always wanted to punt gnomes!
28:39 <Mort-> Uh well you know me. Ive always been like that
28:46 <Mort-> At least the player
28:48 <Ballig> this is something you should be recruiting for in secret, I think
28:53 <Ballig> way too many high level gnomes around here
29:00 <Mort-> Can't we advertise?
29:15 <Ballig> you would have been arrested and put to death if you lived during the french revolution!
29:25 <Brunius> why is my sound stuffing up
29:26 <Mort-> Me?
29:30 <Brunius> i should get a sound card
29:52 <Mort-> I should get a few gnomes to use at a bowling alley :p
29:52 <Ballig> you would've been like "HAY GUISE, WHO HERE HATES THE BOURGEOISIE? ME TOO! COME JOIN US TOMORROW AT 5PM IN THE TAVERN ACROSS THE ROAD!"
30:21 <Mort-> Yeah lets go!
30:26 <Mort-> Charge!
30:32 <Ballig> and then tomorrow at 5pm you would be getting your head chopped off
30:39 <Ballig> because you have the subtlety of an orc
31:13 <Duhz> I have this one surprise for this character, who meta-games this one item (picks it up somehow every game in a hidden spot)
31:20 <matt> I should write a module with evil gnomes.  Then u can kill as many as u want
31:23 <Mort-> But one of my characters is a half orc!
31:41 <Mort-> I know meks module with gnomes
31:52 <Mort-> They will come in the flying roc variety
32:07 <Mort-> Dispel magic would work though..
32:12 <Brunius> I will cast a spell that creates tornados
32:18 <Brunius> let's try to see you fly now
32:29 <matt> Hey we should play the halforcs. Lol. 
32:34 <Mort-> You dispel their ant haul they also can't fly
32:36 <Mort-> :d
32:58 <Mort-> I have a half orc ranger
33:08 <Mort-> I'm waiting for more fs to be run
33:13 <matt> Mine is ninja
33:30 <Mort-> My only divine caster to date
34:00 <Mort-> I will just wait for fs i think
34:13 <matt> Halforc clerc would be fun
34:21 <Mort-> Btw balligs running shade of ice 1 next Monday
34:24 <Mort-> Anything goes
34:34 <Mort-> Sorry
34:38 <Mort-> Next Sunday
34:57 <matt> Shade of ice?
35:07 <Ballig> Sunday
35:08 <Mort-> And as for punting gnomes - you can throw them over the walls as well!
35:12 <Mort-> Yeah
35:22 <Mort-> Shades of ice
35:34 <matt> Pfs
35:39 <Mort-> Yeah
35:40 <matt> v?
35:45 <Brunius> Is mekkis running a game next saturday too
35:52 <matt> Irc?
35:57 <Mort-> I think he will run city of strangers 2
36:02 <Mort-> Which i can't play
36:11 <Brunius> cos you already played it
36:14 <Mort-> I think mek will be 
36:15 <Brunius> ah, that session was fun
36:19 <Mort-> Yeah they know
36:21 NickOP sets mode -r Mekkis
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36:26 <Mort-> Were you there?
36:32 <Brunius> yeah
36:33 <matt> I'll check the schedule 
36:35 <Brunius> derau played it
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36:40 <Mort-> Oh yeah
36:46 <Mort-> You ran in and ...
36:51 <Mort-> Nah won't say anything
37:05 <Mort-> And i didn't know how many spells wizards had
37:47 <Mort-> Well in ddo monster summoning is a good idea
37:54 <Mort-> Guess not so much in pfs
38:02 <Brunius> it slows stuff down
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39:30 <Mort-> Uh
40:54 <Mort-> I think i need weapon chords
40:54 matt has quit (EOF from client)
41:00 <Mort-> My days of  switching weapons are over
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46:20 <Mort-> Lol
47:08 matt ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
48:15 * Mort- waits for matt to disappear :)
48:39 * Mort- ponders. It didn't work?
48:40 <matt> Haha.  Stupid iPad 
48:43 <Mort-> Gah
48:57 matt has quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi)
49:02 <Mort-> It should. The last 3 times i bit you you disappeared 
49:15 <Mort-> Ah this stuff takes time
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50:23 <matt> my ipad was bing retarder. on a real computer now
50:36 * Mort- prepares to make matt disappear again
50:41 <matt> lol
50:43 * Mort- chants the magic words
50:55 <matt> lol
51:03 <matt> I think I'm good this time
51:11 <Mort-> Urm. Didn't work? :(
51:35 <matt> you've used all the spells for the day
51:50 <Mort-> No!
51:57 <Mort-> I hash spells!
52:14 * Mort- begins to summon chocolate chip cookies...
52:58 <Mort-> Just fyi. I picked up this stuff hm last October.
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53:09 <Mort-> Never done table top before this.
54:23 * matt offers Mort Maple Syrup cookies
54:36 <matt> yum
55:30 * Mort- tumbles all over matt and gobbles up all his cookies
55:53 <Mort-> If hydra were here. He would say. Don't feed the Mort.
56:14 <matt> haha, dangerious?
56:24 <Mekkis> Ballig, could you please update the site to indicate changed starting time?
56:28 <Mort-> They don't know when to stop.
56:37 <matt> they are very yummy,  I shouldnt be eating one for breakfast though
56:45 <Mort-> Its like once you've fed them
56:49 <Ballig> Mekkis; what's the changed starting time
56:53 <Mekkis> 10:30am
56:53 <Mort-> They will keep finding you
57:01 <Mort-> Daylight saving no longer on
57:02 <Ballig> it says 10.30am
57:05 <Mort-> Or whatever.
57:18 <Mekkis> ChanOP was changing the topic to 1pm several times
57:26 <Mort-> I agree
57:27 <Ballig> yeah because it netsplit
57:30 <Mort-> I saw it too
57:43 <Ballig> it changes the topic to a previous one for whatever reason
58:46 <matt> hey Mekkis, do you think it will be 8 hours?
59:14 <Mekkis> It will be less that yesterday's game
59:44 <Mort-> I had some damn funny things happen to me in city of strangers 2
59:57 <matt> ok, sounds good.  
00:05 <Mekkis> Darkwhite always goes overtime with City of Strangers 1 :)
01:46 <Brunius> We went overtime today
01:54 <Brunius> aaaanyway
01:56 <Mort-> Lol
02:00 <Brunius> school tomorrow, so i gotta sleep
02:01 <Brunius> night guys
02:09 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
02:11 <Mort-> Night bru
03:10 * Mort- wishes her party luck with city of strangers 2!
04:29 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, what did you play?
04:47 <Mekkis> The fact is, that act can take 10 minutes, or two hours
05:12 <Mort-> I remember him saying it earlier
05:23 <Mort-> But i forgot what it was
05:31 <matt> hrm....I need a registered nickname?  
05:42 <matt> I need to read this manual...
06:25 <matt> it's retarded, I cant do anything other then chat in this channel...and just barely..lol
06:26 <Ballig> registered nickname for what
06:42 <Mort-> His Nick isn't registered
06:42 <matt> I think to send pms
06:45 <Ballig> oh
06:48 <Mort-> He needs it registered
06:48 <Ballig> who are you trying to PM
06:58 <matt> Mekkis
07:01 <Ballig> ahh
07:01 <Mort-> Just teach him the commands to :p
07:08 <Ballig> he can do /mode Mekkis -R
07:18 <Ballig> (Mekkis has to do that, though)
07:32 <Mort-> I can't remember the commands to register
09:33 <Mort-> Example: /NickOP help register (Details of how to register will be given) 
09:38 <Mort-> Try this one!
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17:47 <matt> ok, seems to be working, thanks!
18:43 <Mort-> Np
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54:37 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
54:51 Ballig has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 10:30 am (Mekkis, new game), Sun 29th 1pm (new game) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
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