// #d&d — 2012-04-27
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00:00:18 <Mekkis> if it's too advantageous, they kill you :)
00:00:58 <Mort-> If they can find me.
00:01:05 * Mort- poofs!
00:01:26 <Mekkis> if they can't then they don't need to honour the agreement :)
00:01:47 <Mort-> I wish mishandra was around in city of strangers
00:01:57 <Mort-> Would love to uh plot sabotage
00:02:18 <Mort-> Sadly the player in question isn't that good at subterfuge :((
00:02:19 <Mekkis> when I ran it yesterday, they never went to Collgardie's house
00:02:27 <Mort-> Lol?
00:02:31 <Mort-> What happened
00:03:09 <Mort-> Sigh. Does khaz have to go around with bodyguards? :(
00:03:32 <Mekkis> there was a faction mission which required finding Besel
00:03:34 <Mekkis> :S
00:03:41 <Mort-> So?
00:03:47 <Mort-> Find him then.
00:03:47 <Mort-> Lol
00:03:53 <Mort-> I think we had to too
00:04:00 <Mort-> But we went to the house first
00:04:07 <Mort-> Got ambushed ^^
00:04:11 <Mekkis> yeah
00:04:19 <Mekkis> they found him BEFORE going to the house
00:04:36 <Mort-> Should have been more insistent with my shopping trip
00:04:51 <Mort-> But again. I think i may have failed the diplo checks needed
00:05:06 * Mekkis is really annoyed
00:05:13 <Mort-> Or not. Doesn't really matter
00:05:15 <Mort-> Why?
00:05:24 <Mekkis> I'm meant to do an update
00:05:27 <Mort-> Lol
00:05:30 <Mort-> Do it?
00:05:41 <Mekkis> to about 300 machines over 40 sites
00:05:52 <Mort-> Oh go go mek!
00:05:55 <Mekkis> and the fucking end of day procedure's going off
00:06:06 <Mort-> I'm looking forward to soi this Sunday
00:06:07 <Mekkis> the update needs to be done simultaneously
00:06:08 <Mort-> :(
00:06:16 <Mort-> Over write it?
00:06:41 <Mort-> Anyway i personally think some factions are more suited to certain classes then others
00:07:01 <Mort-> Andoran missions tend to have a lot of diplo
00:07:02 <Mekkis> that would require remote desktopping into 40 computers
00:07:07 <Mekkis> fuck that
00:07:16 <Mort-> Qadira seems quite ok
00:07:23 <Mort-> Oh my you are swearing
00:07:26 <Mort-> Try tomorrow?
00:07:29 <Mekkis> no
00:07:34 <Mekkis> it has to be done tonight
00:07:36 <Mekkis> L(
00:07:37 <Mekkis> :(
00:07:40 <Mort-> Grand lodge i think needs a lot of knowlege checks
00:07:49 <Mort-> Guess you get to remote it
00:07:56 <Mort-> So its bad for fighters
00:07:58 <Mekkis> I don't think you need to bother with looking at the new five
00:08:20 <Mort-> New five what?
00:08:25 <Mekkis> new five factions
00:08:30 <Mort-> I ish not bothering
00:08:49 <Mort-> I think qadira is a nice faction for khaz
00:09:08 <Mort-> Even if you think he is sczani :p
00:09:36 <Mekkis> I've only seen one qadiran really roleplay (and reveal his faction)
00:10:11 <Mort-> Why do you even need to reveal your faction goals all around
00:10:21 <Mort-> Your supposed to do it sneakily!
00:10:21 <Mekkis> I don't
00:10:41 <Mort-> Id just say I'm off shopping and try to get to down market
00:10:43 <Mekkis> I avoid revealing them at call
00:10:50 <Mort-> Dig the merchants house for stuff
00:11:11 <Mort-> Only naive nubs like mort reveal their faction
00:11:15 <Mekkis> I was disgusted with the Andoran's performance during City of Strangers I
00:11:16 <Mekkis> :S
00:11:27 <Mort-> Again she thinks the world is covered with pink clouds
00:11:38 <Mekkis> (the faction mission was "kill the bad guy")
00:11:46 <Mekkis> it's almost impossible not to!
00:11:52 <Mort-> And rainbow7
00:12:01 <Mort-> Hoku tied him up
00:12:04 <Mekkis> yeah
00:12:21 <Mort-> So shipped him back to absalom
00:12:28 <Mort-> just for fun sake
00:12:39 <Mekkis> should have charged you massive shipping fees
00:12:51 <Mekkis> you realise how hard it is to ship people around?
00:12:55 <Mort-> Can you just say I'm escorting our prisoner back to absalom.h
00:13:03 <Mekkis> yeah, you can
00:13:16 <Mort-> So I'm not in city of strangers 2.
00:13:25 <Mort-> :)
00:13:50 <Mekkis> what I mean is that if you hand Pratt over to pretty much ANY NPC you've visited, Pratt will die :S
00:13:51 <Mort-> I thought it would be a nice image
00:14:02 <Mort-> Oh
00:14:17 <Mort-> But we wanted to bring him back for trial
00:14:17 <Mort-> Lol
00:14:25 <Mekkis> "trial"
00:14:27 <Mekkis> ummm...
00:14:31 <Mort-> Its a nice image.
00:14:35 <Mekkis> what law has he broken?
00:14:56 <Mort-> Trying to fake a lodge in kaer maga
00:15:13 <Mekkis> that's not against the law
00:15:27 <Mort-> Its against pathfinder law
00:15:44 <Mort-> So he can explain to our venture captain how he tried being one.
00:15:51 <Mekkis> pathfinder has no jurisdiction
00:16:00 <Mort-> Uh?
00:16:14 <Mekkis> Pathfinders don't rule anything
00:16:15 <Mort-> But he should answer to dreng
00:16:20 <Mekkis> why?
00:16:33 <Mekkis> he hasn't broken any laws
00:16:41 <Mekkis> there can be no trial
00:16:55 <Mort-> Dreng gave us orders to close the lodge and get our hands on the ring leaders
00:17:02 <Mort-> So we ship him one of them!
00:17:04 <Mekkis> and?
00:17:14 <Mekkis> Dreng has no authority :S
00:17:16 <Mort-> There. Hes there!
00:18:19 <Mekkis> and there are no laws in Kaer Maga
00:18:23 <Mekkis> oh
00:18:31 <Mekkis> except the fact that you KILLED Horis' goons
00:18:34 <Mekkis> that's murder
00:18:43 <Mekkis> good job!
00:18:49 <Mort-> Me?
00:19:04 <Mort-> I've killed people. Isn't my first. Won't be my last
00:19:13 <Mekkis> that doesn't make it legal
00:19:14 <Mort-> They nearly killed me anyway
00:19:21 <Mort-> Self defense?
00:19:24 <Mekkis> you should be on trial
00:19:32 <Mort-> Bye?
00:19:38 * Mort- poofs
00:19:41 <Mekkis> you'll have your turn to claim self-defence in front of a judge
00:19:41 <Mort-> Until
00:19:42 <Mekkis> oh
00:19:43 <Mort-> Lol
00:19:49 <Mekkis> resisting arrest now?
00:19:54 <Mort-> No :(
00:19:57 <Mort-> Better not
00:20:03 <Mort-> Fine ill stand trial.
00:20:16 <Mort-> Where's prissa and hoku
00:20:19 <Mort-> Kyra as well
00:20:35 <Mort-> Did we really kill them?
00:21:03 <Mort-> I guess we didn't stabilize them. But i blame the halfling :)
00:21:18 <Mekkis> you're all on trial :)
00:21:27 <Mort-> Yeah :(
00:21:49 <Mekkis> and you have nothing to prove your innocence!
00:22:07 <Mort-> :(
00:22:28 <Mort-> That one that got away?
00:22:38 <Mort-> He probably wouldn't help us anyway
00:23:11 <Mort-> And the note
00:30:10 <Mekkis> doesn't prove anything
00:34:39 <Mekkis> well...
00:34:44 <Mekkis> most of this is working....
00:36:16 <Mekkis> about 35% of the way through
00:37:12 <Mekkis> nokayer &
00:37:12 <Mekkis> [1] 9348
00:37:12 <Mekkis> nokayer: command not found
00:37:12 <Mekkis> [1]+ Exit 127 nokayer
00:37:19 <Mekkis> mplayer *
00:46:42 <Mekkis> yay
00:46:50 <Mekkis> a site in Western Australia has gone down :(
00:47:39 <Mort-> Lol
00:47:40 <Mort-> Off to bed
00:47:49 <Mort-> Fuzzy mur time!
00:47:59 * Mekkis considers chemical assistance
00:48:05 <Mekkis> alcohol or caffeine :S
00:48:14 <Hydrazine> both!
00:48:21 <Hydrazine> I'm having both.
00:48:22 <Hydrazine> Cheers.
00:48:38 <Mekkis> I think I'll start with more dihydrogen monoxide
00:48:44 <Mort-> YOUR supposed to be in bed hydra!
00:48:49 <Hydrazine> so?
00:48:54 * Mort- bites hydrazine
00:49:00 <Mort-> There!
00:49:22 * Hydrazine splashes booze at Mort's face.
00:49:24 <Mort-> Note : murs become fuzzy before they fall asleep
00:49:31 <Mekkis> I've got some 99.5% pure C3H8O
00:49:47 * Mort- growls and shakes the booze off
00:49:57 * Mort- becomes a fuzzy mur
00:51:12 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, should I try that on Mort-?
00:51:44 <Hydrazine> Why not?
00:51:56 <Mekkis> 99.5% alcohol?
00:52:23 <Hydrazine> Why do you have it?
00:52:59 <Mekkis> erasing permanent marker
00:53:06 <Mekkis> erasing 1s and 0s
00:53:27 <Mekkis> I occasionally pour some over my keyboard to sterilise it
00:55:42 <Mekkis> Around 15 g can have a toxic effect on a 70 kg human if left untreated
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00:56:28 <Hydrazine> ever mess around with really pure HO?
00:58:34 <Mekkis> not really
00:58:39 <Mekkis> only when introducing flames
00:58:52 <Mekkis> I've messed around with H2 :S
00:59:16 <Hydrazine> HO burns like fuck, but its slow at it. Amusingly so.
00:59:33 <Hydrazine> As in, you can splash it on someone's hand, and then walk away. and 5 minutes later they feel like its on fire.
01:03:04 <Hydrazine> We used to play pranks on eachother with it.
01:05:19 <Mekkis> I've been trying to get into amateur radio
01:05:38 <Mekkis> and I want to see if I can extend an antenna using a hydrogen balloon
01:07:20 NickOP sets mode +r Mekkis
01:09:47 <Hydrazine> How do you do the time thing anyway?
01:11:03 <Mekkis> in xchat: /ctcp USER TIME
01:11:13 <Mekkis> replacing USER with the user
01:12:22 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, will you be free on Saturday?
01:12:46 <Hydrazine> half an hour forward of Tashes.
01:12:55 <Mekkis> yeah
01:12:56 <Hydrazine> Dunno yet.
01:13:05 <Mekkis> want to rent the space?
01:13:45 <Mekkis> Vista?
01:13:48 <Mekkis> yuck!
01:14:53 <Mekkis> you must be one of the three people in the world who use it!
01:16:29 <Hydrazine> Who? Huh?
01:16:51 <Mekkis> or are you just using a vista version of xchat
01:16:54 <Mekkis> -Hydrazine- VERSION xchat 2.8.6-2 Windows Vista [AMD/2.51GHz]
01:18:06 <Hydrazine> huh. Thats curious.
01:18:10 <Hydrazine> I'm on win7.
01:18:57 <Hydrazine> It is a 2.5 amd core though.
01:21:04 <Mekkis> probably is a vista version
01:22:41 <Hydrazine> vista xchat? Could be.
01:23:18 <Mekkis> damn
01:23:30 <Mekkis> 32 computers aren't cooperating :(
01:24:39 <Mekkis> need to log in manually :(
01:25:53 <Mekkis> why can't windows have SSH?
01:26:38 <Mekkis> "All those flaky Windows servers which require remote desktop...
01:26:50 <Mekkis> "No SSH don't breathe wrong or the whole thing will just stop
01:27:03 <Mekkis> "And that singular anomaly, the clueful sales guy
01:27:14 <Mekkis> "With the PHB who doesn't think but still will go and try
01:27:31 <Mekkis> "To force Oracle, Exchange on you sans technical detail
01:27:41 spilk has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
01:27:44 <Mekkis> "Run on windows at a speed, comparable to a snail
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01:33:29 <Mort-> Only first turn you get a melee attack
01:34:38 <Steven> I have the guy that wrote that big long magus guide everyone points to when building a magus instruct me as to exactly how broken magus is
01:35:09 <Mort-> Why?
01:35:19 <Steven> i think it should definently be errata'd to include a line about how the spell only persists for one round.
01:36:27 <Mort-> 2nd sound
01:36:48 <Mort-> Ok first round you were holding an sg
01:36:54 <Mort-> You try to attack and miss.
01:37:04 <Mort-> Sg charge still in your hand
01:37:19 <Mort-> You do not get a free melee touch attack to deliver the charge
01:37:33 <Mort-> You can read holding the charge reaction
01:43:38 <Mort-> One round is not enough time. Magi can't hit the broad side of a barn
01:56:04 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz57vn?A-Guide-to-Touch-Spells-Spellstrike-and-Spell#40
01:56:23 <Mort-> Ah have a good read. Every magus wannabe must read guide
01:59:29 <Steven> okay back
01:59:35 <Steven> i went to pick up some cupcakes
01:59:41 <Steven> somebody had a craving
02:00:45 <Mort-> Steven
02:00:53 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuu[
02:00:55 <Steven> p
02:01:04 <Mort-> Making a melee touch attack is a standard action
02:01:19 <Mort-> A magus cannot get 3 attacks per round
02:01:19 <Steven> what about it?
02:01:25 <Mort-> 2 at most
02:01:40 <Steven> magus is the exception to the rule
02:01:47 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz57vn?A-Guide-to-Touch-Spells-Spellstrike-and-Spell#40
02:01:51 <Mort-> How do you do it
02:02:05 <Mort-> You are holding the charge
02:02:14 <Steven> w/ spell combat
02:02:19 <Mort-> Because you missed the first round
02:02:21 <Mort-> Yes
02:02:26 <Mort-> You take what first?
02:02:30 <Steven> it allows you to decide which order you cast or strike
02:02:32 <Mort-> explain bit an bit
02:02:34 <Mort-> Sure
02:02:46 <Mort-> You melee. If you hit there goes your charge
02:02:55 <Steven> so the person hits, discharges the spell as a free action
02:03:03 <Mort-> Sure.
02:03:06 <Mort-> That's fair
02:03:11 <Steven> and then gets to cast their second spell
02:03:16 <Mort-> Yes
02:03:22 <Steven> so its 'like' 3 attacks in one turn
02:03:33 <Mort-> You already used the melee part
02:04:04 <Mort-> At most you discharge 2 weapon hits and 2 sgs on the unfortunate guy you were hitting
02:04:26 <Mort-> But before you can do that you need to miss on your first round?
02:04:32 <Steven> yup
02:04:41 <Steven> its a break in the system
02:04:42 <Mort-> And your still 2 spells down for your adventure
02:05:20 <Mort-> Contary to what people think. Magi do not have an endless supply of shocking grasps
02:05:40 <Mort-> We are not electric eels.
02:06:48 <Steven> it was against a boss that got one shotted
02:07:03 <Mort-> We also can't hit the broad side of a barn on a bad day
02:07:10 <Mort-> That's sad isn't it?
02:07:16 <Steven> balanced imo
02:07:20 <Mort-> A wizard could have made him fall down laughing
02:07:32 <Mort-> Result would have been the same
02:08:03 <Mort-> So no. 1 round for held spells is too short
02:08:25 <Mort-> Whoever was doing nova could have missed
02:08:30 <Steven> ide say 1 round for spells cast w/ spell combat spellstrike thing is pretty balanced
02:09:04 <Mort-> We miss a lot
02:09:19 <Mort-> I've had a charge held for 3 rounds
02:09:30 <Steven> congrats?
02:09:44 <Mort-> Didn't manage to land lol
02:09:54 <Mort-> So 1 round is too short
02:10:16 <Mort-> Besides. By using spell combat
02:10:46 <Steven> the problem is ive seen this person walk around with her sword out for an hour to 'save' the charge and then do the same one shot crap on a BBEG
02:10:47 <Mort-> You already forfeit your first spell if your first attack of the round misses
02:10:50 <Mort-> He was gambling
02:11:08 <Mort-> If she casts any shell
02:11:10 <Mort-> Spell
02:11:41 <Mort-> Touches anything other then her weapon
02:11:47 <Mort-> It goes
02:11:54 <Mort-> Open a door?
02:11:57 <Mort-> Poof.
02:12:11 <Mort-> Took a drink out of your water skin?
02:12:14 <Mort-> Poof
02:12:39 <Steven> oh my god not relying on my party members to do stuff for me, theres only 4 other people. that arguement doesnt work as long as you have a table full of people willing to metagame with you.
02:12:59 <Mort-> Companion stepped on your toe?
02:13:13 <Mort-> Spider crawled over your boot?
02:13:17 <Mort-> Poof :p
02:14:02 <Mort-> What level was the magus in question
02:14:03 <Steven> I just think spell combat/spellstrike needs to get smacked with some errata that will limit its reduculous burst
02:14:23 <Mort-> Holding the 10d6 sg?
02:14:43 <Steven> yup
02:15:06 * Mort- laughs
02:15:10 <Steven> it was dumb, they set up a surprise round, and had it go off
02:15:17 <Steven> she rolled really well
02:15:23 <Steven> on initiative
02:15:28 <Mort-> He ran right into the charge?
02:15:45 <Steven> she got up close, tried to do it and missed
02:15:57 <Steven> next turn double sg and hit
02:16:00 <Mort-> Oh cool. It happens
02:16:07 <Mort-> She could have missed
02:16:41 <Steven> 20d6+1d6+9 damage
02:17:13 <Steven> i dont care how you look at it, thats just stupid.
02:17:52 <Steven> and she rolled rediculously well on those dice
02:21:26 <Steven> mort...
02:21:38 <Steven> im amazed
02:21:49 <Steven> this cupcake is crazy good
02:22:08 <Steven> which it should be at 30 bucks a dozen.
02:22:33 <Steven> when sam was like steve go get me cupcakes and handed me 40 bucks i was like shit... am i supposed to buy walmart out
02:22:47 <Steven> and then she told me to go to this very specific place i was like okay
02:23:22 <Steven> and when i got there and it was 30 bucks for a dozen i was kinda freakin bout it
02:23:29 <Steven> but my god its totaly worth it!
02:23:36 <Steven> nom nom nom!
02:24:07 <Steven> its a strawberry cheesecake cupcake!
02:24:34 <Steven> oh... and sam said im on a diet now, so i cant have another one
02:28:08 * Steven sad panda
02:39:38 <Steven> yo
02:40:04 <Mekkis> moin
02:40:04 <Mort-> Lol
02:40:14 <Mort-> It isn't stupid
02:40:32 <Mort-> We aren't electric eels :d
02:40:46 <Mort-> We deserve some fun. Even if its short lived
02:44:49 <Steven> doing some magic pricing
02:45:58 <Brunius> i like trains
02:46:38 <Mekkis> how are you selling them?
02:46:57 <Steven> to a guy i know
02:47:05 <Steven> why want to make a counter offer?
02:47:10 <Mekkis> perhaps
02:47:17 <Mekkis> if it includes stuff I'm after
02:47:54 <Steven> whatcha after?
02:48:21 <Mekkis> duel lands
02:48:27 <Mekkis> some legacy stuff
02:48:30 <Mekkis> rite of flame
02:50:26 <Steven> yeah, im really fond of my rite of flames and my lands.
02:51:07 <Mekkis> P9 :S
02:51:14 <Mekkis> illusionary mask
02:51:24 <Mekkis> unopened packs over 3 years old
02:52:26 <Brunius> Ha
02:52:47 <Brunius> This lady started complaining at us on the train yesterday, citing (fake) passages of law at us in an attempt to get a seat.
02:52:54 <Brunius> And then one of my friends called her on it
02:53:24 <Brunius> So she eavesdrops on our conversation for the next 20 minutes, and reports us (complete description) to Metro
02:53:31 <Brunius> Who complain to the school
02:53:44 <Brunius> Who call the friend up to the office to explain himself
02:54:08 <Brunius> Whereupon he demonstrates that he was in the right, and she was in the wrong.
02:54:21 <Brunius> I can't wait to see how this all unfolds
02:55:02 <Mort-> Is she nuts?
02:55:21 <Steven> Kotr
02:55:21 <Steven> Summoners pact
02:55:21 <Steven> Pact of Negation
02:55:21 <Steven> Clifftop Retreat
02:55:21 <Steven> Honor of the Purex3
02:55:23 <Steven> Goblin charbelcher
02:55:25 <Steven> Glissa, the Traitor
02:55:27 <Steven> Black Sun (Foil)
02:55:29 <Steven> Spellskite
02:55:31 <Steven> Surgical Extraction
02:55:33 <Steven> Aids(Foil)
02:55:35 <Steven> Ratchet Bombx2
02:55:37 <Steven> Progenitus(Foil)
02:55:39 <Steven> Emrakul, the Aeons Torn(Foil)
02:55:41 <Steven> prolly going to chuck those to the guy
02:57:48 <Mekkis> only really after two of them: Progenitus and Black Sun
02:57:50 <Steven> what was the complaint?
02:57:56 <Mekkis> so it's probably not worth the postage
02:58:07 <Steven> having a conversation in a public place?
02:58:15 <MekkisScreen> brunius: do what I did in high school...
02:58:28 <Steven> brunius, dont do what mekkis did in highschool
02:58:43 <Brunius> That depends what Mekkis did in high school
02:59:19 <MekkisScreen> create a hotmail account, claiming to be someone on public transport, and write about how nice the students from your school were behaving
02:59:27 <MekkisScreen> to the school
02:59:34 <Steven> yeah people go crazy for those foil progies
02:59:42 <Brunius> ha
03:03:55 <Mekkis> from a FTV
03:04:04 <Mekkis> or somewhere else?
03:04:26 * Mekkis has an unopened From the Vault: Dragons
03:04:56 <Steven> its a foil progy from the actual set
03:05:01 <Steven> i refuse to buy from the vaults
03:05:09 <Steven> because the cards are over hyped
03:05:19 <Mekkis> so do I
03:05:32 <Steven> I'll believe it when i see it!
03:05:59 <Mekkis> I actually refuse to buy any retail produce
03:08:12 <Hydrazine> So.
03:08:25 <Brunius> Mekkis: Did they buy it?
03:08:32 <Mekkis> so
03:08:40 <Brunius> Hmm, do you guys think I should go to the AVR prerelease?
03:08:45 <Mekkis> hopefully this update is nearly done
03:10:55 <Mekkis> where is arctanx?
03:12:45 <Hydrazine> I'm getting drunk.
03:12:53 <Mekkis> I'm getting tired
03:13:23 <Hydrazine> Mine's better.
03:13:57 <Mekkis> you're going to kill some rats?
03:14:04 <Mekkis> http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7908197
03:20:30 <Steven> can you afford it?
03:20:42 <Hydrazine> No. I'm going to get mildly intoxicated.
03:21:36 <Brunius> $15 for a draft, which I'm told are running
03:21:40 <Brunius> I've only seen sealed so far
03:30:21 <Mort-> Lol mek
03:30:25 <Mort-> Why did you bother
03:30:39 <Mort-> I wouldn't
03:39:38 <Steven> pussy
03:39:38 <Brunius> Hmmm, I reckon I'll just get a fatpack later
03:40:51 <Steven> fatpacks are pretty good, boxes are better
03:43:12 <Hydrazine> Does Sam even let you drink
03:45:23 <Steven> yeah
03:45:52 <Steven> i choose not to though, 30 years old and im responsable for driving us around
03:52:53 <Brunius> Booster boxes?
03:52:59 <Brunius> They're like $150 over here
04:00:58 <Hydrazine> And you have to drive every night?
04:02:44 <Mort-> 2h till i get off from work!
04:02:56 <Mort-> But I'm out of shaman king comics :(
04:05:10 <Steven> holy balls bruinius
04:05:17 <Steven> they are like 105 over here after tax
04:05:21 <Steven> maybe 110
04:10:54 <Steven> not every night
04:11:32 <Steven> i just dont drink anymore, it costs money ide rather spend on pfs, magic, or video games
04:12:02 <Steven> ive been sitting here watching this anime with sam, amy and jerry
04:12:18 <Steven> and the girls decided it was bathroom break and snack break
04:12:29 <Steven> and so i look over at jerry
04:12:57 <Steven> and im like dude, what the hell is going on in this anime, we been watching it for like 3 hours and ive no clue what happened
04:13:17 <Steven> and he looks right back at me and is like, dude i was hoping you could tell me!
04:13:37 <Hydrazine> What is it?
04:13:47 <Mort-> Lol nubs
04:13:50 <Steven> I DONT KNOW
04:13:56 <Mort-> Hydra you an anime expert?
04:14:05 <Steven> its like my mind has been scrubbed clean of the last 3 hours
04:14:05 <Hydrazine> not really.
04:14:12 <Steven> its about highschool
04:14:24 <Hydrazine> Well thats only like half of all animes.
04:14:24 <Steven> and its all drama highschool
04:14:37 <Steven> no robots, or aliens, or magic
04:14:42 <Hydrazine> Huh.
04:14:43 <Steven> just regular
04:14:44 <Mort-> Try the title
04:14:44 <Steven> every day
04:14:46 <Hydrazine> Okay, that changes thhings.
04:14:46 <Steven> high school
04:14:58 <Steven> i have to wait till we reach the end of the episode
04:15:29 <Steven> havent had a drink in... well since the last time sam dragged me out to one of her 'dinner parties'
04:15:36 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
04:15:38 <Steven> prolly 3 months...
04:15:52 <Steven> its ouran high school
04:16:00 <Steven> some chick dressed up as a dude
04:16:46 <Steven> and... i wish i could tell you more, cause i dont really remember much after that
04:17:16 <Steven> sam says its about love and acceptance
04:17:22 <Steven> so totaly not about robots
04:20:09 <Steven> its okay, tomorow, totaly guys tv night
04:20:10 <Hydrazine> Sounds like she suckered you into chick flick anime.
04:20:12 <Hydrazine> Ha!
04:20:36 <Steven> not just me
04:20:40 <Steven> jerry too
04:22:49 <Steven> tomorrow its okay, we going to make them sit down as we watch all of FMA: Brotherhood
04:24:17 <Mort-> Heh
04:24:24 <Mort-> I don't watch anime much
04:24:35 <Mort-> Probably need to watch something with magic in it
04:24:41 <Mort-> Maybe 12 kingdoms
04:25:02 <Brunius> That sounds familiar
04:25:13 <Brunius> Does one of the chicks work at a cosplay cafe?
04:28:44 <Steven> ugh... we have aparantly like 6 more episodes
04:35:14 <Hydrazine> I think, that I am making a new character presently.
04:35:55 <Brunius> Steven: You should get them to watch Battle Royale
04:35:58 <Brunius> It's awesome
04:36:38 <Mort-> Who lol
04:38:31 <Steven> what praytell is battle royale?
04:39:31 <Brunius> they chuck a bunch of teenagers on an island with weapons, and tell them that they all die if there's not one person left within three days
04:40:06 <Steven> oooooooooooo
04:40:21 <Steven> i dont think they would go for it tonight, but its on the docket for tomorrow night
04:41:02 <Brunius> Are you watching dubbed anime or subtitled?
04:43:07 <Steven> tonight? its dubbed
04:43:15 <Steven> tomorrow it will be subbed
04:59:41 <Brunius> http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-thats-not-a-lot.jpg
08:59:27 <Mort-> Morning
09:04:13 <Mort-> Did you get any sleep last night mek?
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12:36:38 <Mort-> Is there anything that would let you cast a spell at caster level other then actually memorizing the spell?
12:56:15 <Avatar> don't think so
12:56:36 <Avatar> not an item
12:57:41 <Mort-> Spell storing weapons work but its offensive spells
13:02:23 <Mekkis> staffs
13:02:50 <Mekkis> that's why it's called abuse magic device
13:03:14 * Mekkis was considering a magic device abuser in QQ
13:07:30 <Steven> there is a class in pfs that allows you to use scrolls at your caster level
13:10:30 <Mort-> They also cost a bomb :(
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13:10:45 <Mekkis> not really
13:10:55 <Avatar> I've never used staves
13:11:10 <Avatar> I thought they were useless, it makes sense if they can cast at full caster level
13:11:19 <Mekkis> Ghandi had one
13:11:24 <Mort-> How much to make a staff
13:11:28 <Mort-> :p
13:11:33 <Mekkis> ddepends on the staff
13:11:36 <Mekkis> about 20000
13:11:39 * Mort- is interested in amd
13:11:43 <Mort-> Lol so expensive
13:11:49 <Mort-> Forget it!
13:12:33 <Steven> ....
13:12:36 <Mort-> All i want is a vanish stick.
13:12:38 <Steven> i have fries
13:12:54 <Mort-> It doesn't have to work long. Just 3 rounds maybe? :p
13:13:08 <Steven> the reason staffs cost so much
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13:13:45 <Steven> is because you can recharge the staffs with spells you have.
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13:14:53 <Steven> which make them much better then in previous d&d systems
13:14:58 <Mekkis> you can?
13:14:59 <Mekkis> wow
13:15:05 <Mort-> I know. I might even scroll it
13:15:05 <Mort-> Lol
13:15:09 <Mort-> Scroll recharge
13:15:38 <Steven> yeah, the problem is they are so prohibitively expensive
13:16:03 <Mekkis> Mytiazair might buy one
13:16:12 <Mekkis> rather than putting his headband to +6
13:16:36 <Avatar> he'll put it to +6
13:16:38 <Avatar> you wait and see
13:16:46 <Steven> ide put it to +6
13:16:48 <Mekkis> he might delay it
13:17:54 <Mort-> Can't wait to get balaar to do my diplomacy
13:17:54 <Mort-> Lol
13:18:41 <Mort-> Oi you. You do the talking
13:18:42 <Mort-> Lol
13:19:25 <Mekkis> Mort-, then you'll need to roleplay Balaar as well!
13:19:41 <Mort-> Sure. He is my other half after all :p
13:19:52 <Mort-> By the time i get him..
13:20:30 <Mort-> Think all those evil wizards. They always get their imps to do the talking
13:21:54 <Avatar> what evil wizards
13:23:42 <Mort-> Abalaster. The cleric quintet in forgotten realms :p
13:25:36 <Steven> so....
13:25:40 <Steven> because i gm at the shop
13:26:00 <Steven> i guess theres going to be a special game this saturday
13:27:14 <Mort-> Have fun
13:27:21 <Steven> yeah, im gonna get a racial boon
13:32:15 <Avatar> what special game
13:32:49 <Mort-> Mekkis
13:33:01 <Mort-> You had suggestion for longer then i have
13:33:21 <Mort-> What are possible things to suggest if you want information
13:33:54 <Steven> the VC for washington is comming over again
13:34:19 <Steven> and he is going to do a GM only game
13:39:13 <Avatar> Mort-: what do you mean
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13:46:27 <Mort-> I'm tired of tavern brawls
13:46:42 <Mort-> Both khaz and mort have reasons to avoid them
13:57:11 <Steven> Mort... lets fight
13:57:40 * Steven sets up some bar stools, a bar, random customers and a lot of beer
13:57:56 * Steven slugs mort in the mouth
14:00:15 * Steven shuffles off to the side....
14:00:36 <Steven> no pseudo tavern brawl for us
14:06:02 * Mort- poofs
14:06:16 * Mort- no likes tavern brawls
14:07:42 <Avatar> haha
14:07:49 <Avatar> next time we should say "let's take this outside!"
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15:01:16 <Steven> ive been in several tavern brawls
15:01:35 <Steven> and ide have to say winning all of them definently makes me feel good about being in them
15:06:02 * Mort- no likes
15:09:13 <Steven> chicken!
15:11:43 <Mort-> Well khaz hasn't exactly tavern brawled yet
15:12:16 <Mort-> Mort thinks its stupid to brawl. Just because someone didn't spill the beans
15:13:07 <Steven> totaly a reason to fight
15:13:18 <Mort-> No.
15:13:28 <Mort-> Its a senseless waste of life
15:14:42 <Steven> only if someone dies
15:15:08 <Steven> otherwise its a glorious struggle for dominance
15:16:10 <Mort-> Your nuts.
15:16:36 <Mort-> Wizards at full blast. Accidents happen.
15:17:14 <Steven> not my problem your wizard isnt smart enough to have a non lethal option.
15:19:09 <Mort-> Actually i hate wasting spells on tavern brawls
15:19:22 <Mort-> Whadda waste
15:19:47 <Steven> pfffft an encounter is an ecounter!
15:20:09 <Mort-> Not if you can talk your way out of it!
15:20:18 <Steven> talk with your fists!
15:20:26 <Mort-> No!
15:20:27 <Steven> here let me get an expert
15:20:30 * Steven Ausk
15:20:43 * Mort- no likes
15:20:45 Steven is now known as Ausk
15:21:39 <Ausk> Pirates love Fightin, lootin, drinkin, and wenchin. What one ya need help with today?
15:21:46 * Mort- doesn't like ausk because he is scawy
15:21:59 * Ausk laughs uproariously
15:22:10 <Mort-> Nothing. I'm an honest citizen.
15:22:11 <Ausk> I see my reputation preceeds me!
15:22:39 <Mort-> Just leave me alone.
15:22:52 <Mort-> Unless you'd like to talk about...
15:23:17 * Mort- holds up a book on gemstone crafting
15:23:48 <Ausk> I know tons about gemstones!
15:23:52 <Avatar> mort you know you can always use non-lethal damag
15:23:54 <Avatar> e
15:24:03 <Ausk> You know where the best place to get Gemstones are?
15:24:16 <Mort-> You need merciful spell
15:24:22 <Ausk> From somebody else!
15:24:23 <Avatar> no you don't
15:24:25 <Mort-> Market?
15:24:45 <Avatar> steven: nobody's running a game man
15:24:51 <Mort-> I'm not hitting anyone with a stick
15:24:58 Ausk is now known as Steven
15:25:03 <Mort-> And one of my spells is non lethal
15:25:06 <Steven> awwwww... but we were playing
15:25:31 <Mort-> Anyway. But i had it for other purposes
15:26:14 <Mort-> I rather just let the party do non lethal damage then try to do it myself
15:26:20 <Mort-> Maybe blunt arrows
15:26:21 <Mort-> Lol
15:26:27 <Steven> ausk carries several non lethal spells... which he doesnt use cause its easier to loot dead bodies.
15:28:17 <Mort-> Haha
15:28:26 <Mort-> I don't have many spells yet
15:28:44 <Mort-> And most of them have nothing to do with direct damage
15:28:57 <Steven> you're a magus... btw i hate magus'
15:29:05 <Steven> so retardedly broken
15:29:18 <Mort-> Why?
15:29:29 <Mort-> And no that's not khaz
15:29:43 <Mort-> Now khaz would probably load direct damage
15:29:47 <Mort-> Of some kind
15:31:02 <Steven> oh i had a player miss with their spellstrike
15:31:08 <Steven> and because they missed, they charge didnt go off
15:31:44 <Steven> and so the next turn they did spell combat
15:31:53 <Steven> so it was basically 3 attacks
15:32:11 <Mort-> You don't
15:32:26 <Mort-> Only on turn you cast you can make attack?
15:32:34 <Steven> melee combat, shocking grasp, shocking grasp
15:32:39 <Steven> thats what i thought too, but aparantly not
15:32:50 <Mort-> Is it?
15:32:59 <Steven> the charge doesnt go off because its considered stored in your hand not your weapon
15:33:13 <Steven> and is only discharged when you actually hit with the weapon
15:33:20 <Mort-> The melee attack you made would make your charge go off
15:33:30 <Mort-> Only first turn you get a melee attack
15:34:38 <Steven> I have the guy that wrote that big long magus guide everyone points to when building a magus instruct me as to exactly how broken magus is
15:35:10 <Mort-> Why?
15:35:19 <Steven> i think it should definently be errata'd to include a line about how the spell only persists for one round.
15:36:27 <Mort-> 2nd sound
15:36:48 <Mort-> Ok first round you were holding an sg
15:36:54 <Mort-> You try to attack and miss.
15:37:05 <Mort-> Sg charge still in your hand
15:37:20 <Mort-> You do not get a free melee touch attack to deliver the charge
15:37:33 <Mort-> You can read holding the charge reaction
15:43:38 <Mort-> One round is not enough time. Magi can't hit the broad side of a barn
15:56:05 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz57vn?A-Guide-to-Touch-Spells-Spellstrike-and-Spell#40
15:56:23 <Mort-> Ah have a good read. Every magus wannabe must read guide
15:59:30 <Steven> okay back
15:59:36 <Steven> i went to pick up some cupcakes
15:59:42 <Steven> somebody had a craving
16:00:45 <Mort-> Steven
16:00:53 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuu[
16:00:55 <Steven> p
16:01:04 <Mort-> Making a melee touch attack is a standard action
16:01:20 <Mort-> A magus cannot get 3 attacks per round
16:01:20 <Steven> what about it?
16:01:26 <Mort-> 2 at most
16:01:40 <Steven> magus is the exception to the rule
16:01:48 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz57vn?A-Guide-to-Touch-Spells-Spellstrike-and-Spell#40
16:01:51 <Mort-> How do you do it
16:02:06 <Mort-> You are holding the charge
16:02:14 <Steven> w/ spell combat
16:02:19 <Mort-> Because you missed the first round
16:02:21 <Mort-> Yes
16:02:27 <Mort-> You take what first?
16:02:30 <Steven> it allows you to decide which order you cast or strike
16:02:33 <Mort-> explain bit an bit
16:02:34 <Mort-> Sure
16:02:46 <Mort-> You melee. If you hit there goes your charge
16:02:56 <Steven> so the person hits, discharges the spell as a free action
16:03:03 <Mort-> Sure.
16:03:06 <Mort-> That's fair
16:03:11 <Steven> and then gets to cast their second spell
16:03:17 <Mort-> Yes
16:03:22 <Steven> so its 'like' 3 attacks in one turn
16:03:34 <Mort-> You already used the melee part
16:04:04 <Mort-> At most you discharge 2 weapon hits and 2 sgs on the unfortunate guy you were hitting
16:04:27 <Mort-> But before you can do that you need to miss on your first round?
16:04:33 <Steven> yup
16:04:41 <Steven> its a break in the system
16:04:42 <Mort-> And your still 2 spells down for your adventure
16:05:21 <Mort-> Contary to what people think. Magi do not have an endless supply of shocking grasps
16:05:40 <Mort-> We are not electric eels.
16:06:49 <Steven> it was against a boss that got one shotted
16:07:03 <Mort-> We also can't hit the broad side of a barn on a bad day
16:07:10 <Mort-> That's sad isn't it?
16:07:17 <Steven> balanced imo
16:07:20 <Mort-> A wizard could have made him fall down laughing
16:07:32 <Mort-> Result would have been the same
16:08:04 <Mort-> So no. 1 round for held spells is too short
16:08:25 <Mort-> Whoever was doing nova could have missed
16:08:30 <Steven> ide say 1 round for spells cast w/ spell combat spellstrike thing is pretty balanced
16:09:05 <Mort-> We miss a lot
16:09:19 <Mort-> I've had a charge held for 3 rounds
16:09:30 <Steven> congrats?
16:09:44 <Mort-> Didn't manage to land lol
16:09:55 <Mort-> So 1 round is too short
16:10:16 <Mort-> Besides. By using spell combat
16:10:46 <Steven> the problem is ive seen this person walk around with her sword out for an hour to 'save' the charge and then do the same one shot crap on a BBEG
16:10:48 <Mort-> You already forfeit your first spell if your first attack of the round misses
16:10:50 <Mort-> He was gambling
16:11:09 <Mort-> If she casts any shell
16:11:10 <Mort-> Spell
16:11:41 <Mort-> Touches anything other then her weapon
16:11:47 <Mort-> It goes
16:11:54 <Mort-> Open a door?
16:11:58 <Mort-> Poof.
16:12:11 <Mort-> Took a drink out of your water skin?
16:12:15 <Mort-> Poof
16:12:40 <Steven> oh my god not relying on my party members to do stuff for me, theres only 4 other people. that arguement doesnt work as long as you have a table full of people willing to metagame with you.
16:12:59 <Mort-> Companion stepped on your toe?
16:13:14 <Mort-> Spider crawled over your boot?
16:13:18 <Mort-> Poof :p
16:14:02 <Mort-> What level was the magus in question
16:14:03 <Steven> I just think spell combat/spellstrike needs to get smacked with some errata that will limit its reduculous burst
16:14:23 <Mort-> Holding the 10d6 sg?
16:14:44 <Steven> yup
16:15:07 * Mort- laughs
16:15:10 <Steven> it was dumb, they set up a surprise round, and had it go off
16:15:18 <Steven> she rolled really well
16:15:23 <Steven> on initiative
16:15:29 <Mort-> He ran right into the charge?
16:15:46 <Steven> she got up close, tried to do it and missed
16:15:57 <Steven> next turn double sg and hit
16:16:01 <Mort-> Oh cool. It happens
16:16:07 <Mort-> She could have missed
16:16:42 <Steven> 20d6+1d6+9 damage
16:17:14 <Steven> i dont care how you look at it, thats just stupid.
16:17:52 <Steven> and she rolled rediculously well on those dice
16:21:26 <Steven> mort...
16:21:38 <Steven> im amazed
16:21:49 <Steven> this cupcake is crazy good
16:22:08 <Steven> which it should be at 30 bucks a dozen.
16:22:34 <Steven> when sam was like steve go get me cupcakes and handed me 40 bucks i was like shit... am i supposed to buy walmart out
16:22:47 <Steven> and then she told me to go to this very specific place i was like okay
16:23:22 <Steven> and when i got there and it was 30 bucks for a dozen i was kinda freakin bout it
16:23:30 <Steven> but my god its totaly worth it!
16:23:36 <Steven> nom nom nom!
16:24:08 <Steven> its a strawberry cheesecake cupcake!
16:24:35 <Steven> oh... and sam said im on a diet now, so i cant have another one
16:28:09 * Steven sad panda
16:40:05 <Mort-> Lol
16:40:15 <Mort-> It isn't stupid
16:40:33 <Mort-> We aren't electric eels :d
16:40:46 <Mort-> We deserve some fun. Even if its short lived
16:45:59 <Brunius> i like trains
16:52:27 <Brunius> Ha
16:52:48 <Brunius> This lady started complaining at us on the train yesterday, citing (fake) passages of law at us in an attempt to get a seat.
16:52:55 <Brunius> And then one of my friends called her on it
16:53:25 <Brunius> So she eavesdrops on our conversation for the next 20 minutes, and reports us (complete description) to Metro
16:53:32 <Brunius> Who complain to the school
16:53:45 <Brunius> Who call the friend up to the office to explain himself
16:54:08 <Brunius> Whereupon he demonstrates that he was in the right, and she was in the wrong.
16:54:22 <Brunius> I can't wait to see how this all unfolds
16:55:02 <Mort-> Is she nuts?
16:57:51 <Steven> what was the complaint?
16:58:08 <Steven> having a conversation in a public place?
16:58:16 <MekkisScreen> brunius: do what I did in high school...
16:58:28 <Steven> brunius, dont do what mekkis did in highschool
16:58:43 <Brunius> That depends what Mekkis did in high school
16:59:19 <MekkisScreen> create a hotmail account, claiming to be someone on public transport, and write about how nice the students from your school were behaving
16:59:27 <MekkisScreen> to the school
16:59:43 <Brunius> ha
17:05:33 <Steven> I'll believe it when i see it!
17:08:26 <Brunius> Mekkis: Did they buy it?
17:08:40 <Brunius> Hmm, do you guys think I should go to the AVR prerelease?
17:20:31 <Steven> can you afford it?
17:21:36 <Brunius> $15 for a draft, which I'm told are running
17:21:41 <Brunius> I've only seen sealed so far
17:30:22 <Mort-> Lol mek
17:30:26 <Mort-> Why did you bother
17:30:40 <Mort-> I wouldn't
17:39:38 <Brunius> Hmmm, I reckon I'll just get a fatpack later
17:40:51 <Steven> fatpacks are pretty good, boxes are better
17:52:54 <Brunius> Booster boxes?
17:52:59 <Brunius> They're like $150 over here
18:02:44 <Mort-> 2h till i get off from work!
18:02:57 <Mort-> But I'm out of shaman king comics :(
18:05:10 <Steven> holy balls bruinius
18:05:18 <Steven> they are like 105 over here after tax
18:05:22 <Steven> maybe 110
18:12:02 <Steven> ive been sitting here watching this anime with sam, amy and jerry
18:12:18 <Steven> and the girls decided it was bathroom break and snack break
18:12:29 <Steven> and so i look over at jerry
18:12:57 <Steven> and im like dude, what the hell is going on in this anime, we been watching it for like 3 hours and ive no clue what happened
18:13:17 <Steven> and he looks right back at me and is like, dude i was hoping you could tell me!
18:13:37 <Hydrazine> What is it?
18:13:48 <Mort-> Lol nubs
18:13:50 <Steven> I DONT KNOW
18:13:57 <Mort-> Hydra you an anime expert?
18:14:06 <Steven> its like my mind has been scrubbed clean of the last 3 hours
18:14:06 <Hydrazine> not really.
18:14:13 <Steven> its about highschool
18:14:24 <Hydrazine> Well thats only like half of all animes.
18:14:25 <Steven> and its all drama highschool
18:14:38 <Steven> no robots, or aliens, or magic
18:14:43 <Hydrazine> Huh.
18:14:43 <Steven> just regular
18:14:44 <Mort-> Try the title
18:14:45 <Steven> every day
18:14:46 <Hydrazine> Okay, that changes thhings.
18:14:47 <Steven> high school
18:14:59 <Steven> i have to wait till we reach the end of the episode
18:15:37 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
18:15:53 <Steven> its ouran high school
18:16:01 <Steven> some chick dressed up as a dude
18:16:46 <Steven> and... i wish i could tell you more, cause i dont really remember much after that
18:17:16 <Steven> sam says its about love and acceptance
18:17:22 <Steven> so totaly not about robots
18:20:10 <Steven> its okay, tomorow, totaly guys tv night
18:20:11 <Hydrazine> Sounds like she suckered you into chick flick anime.
18:20:13 <Hydrazine> Ha!
18:20:37 <Steven> not just me
18:20:40 <Steven> jerry too
18:22:50 <Steven> tomorrow its okay, we going to make them sit down as we watch all of FMA: Brotherhood
18:24:18 <Mort-> Heh
18:24:25 <Mort-> I don't watch anime much
18:24:36 <Mort-> Probably need to watch something with magic in it
18:24:41 <Mort-> Maybe 12 kingdoms
18:25:03 <Brunius> That sounds familiar
18:25:14 <Brunius> Does one of the chicks work at a cosplay cafe?
18:28:45 <Steven> ugh... we have aparantly like 6 more episodes
18:35:14 <Hydrazine> I think, that I am making a new character presently.
18:35:56 <Brunius> Steven: You should get them to watch Battle Royale
18:35:58 <Brunius> It's awesome
18:36:39 <Mort-> Who lol
18:38:31 <Steven> what praytell is battle royale?
18:39:32 <Brunius> they chuck a bunch of teenagers on an island with weapons, and tell them that they all die if there's not one person left within three days
18:40:07 <Steven> oooooooooooo
18:40:21 <Steven> i dont think they would go for it tonight, but its on the docket for tomorrow night
18:41:02 <Brunius> Are you watching dubbed anime or subtitled?
18:43:07 <Steven> tonight? its dubbed
18:43:16 <Steven> tomorrow it will be subbed
19:00:47 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 10:30 am (Mekkis, new game), Sun 1pm (Ballig, new game) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
19:00:47 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Mon Apr 23 20:31:42 2012
19:00:47 <***> Buffer Playback...
19:00:47 <***> Playback Complete.
19:29:58 <Steven> 2 episodes to go
19:31:42 <Steven> im also leveling ausk
19:31:55 <Steven> on the character sheet instead of just on my laptop
19:46:01 <Steven> there we go! all leveled up again
19:46:09 <Steven> i have like 15k on this guy
19:47:10 <Steven> and thats after buying a gauntlet of rust
19:47:17 <Steven> to protect my stuff from getting rusted
19:50:41 <Ballig> you would think a gauntlet of rust would make your stuff rust!
19:50:42 <Ballig> ha ha
19:55:22 <Brunius> maybe it's a cursed item
19:55:38 <Brunius> and he only thinks that it will stop it from rusting
19:55:43 <Brunius> make your will saves, Steven
19:55:47 <Ballig> ha
19:56:53 <Brunius> Is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. any good?
19:57:07 <Ballig> I've played stalker chernobyl, it's not bad for what it is
19:57:30 <Ballig> kind of seems like a cross between fallout and oblivion
19:57:40 <Brunius> I haven't played either of those
19:57:50 <Ballig> why are you bothering with stalker when you haven't played fallout
19:59:03 <Brunius> wait
19:59:09 <Brunius> is stalker a sandbox game?
20:00:18 <Ballig> non-linear sandbox
20:00:19 <Steven> !roll 1d20+12 Will save
20:00:19 <dicebot> Steven, Will save: [1d20=1] 13
20:00:24 <Ballig> natural 1!
20:00:27 <Ballig> fail!
20:00:31 <Steven> crying
20:00:36 <Brunius> shit, I'm out of here
20:00:41 <Brunius> sandboxes I dislike
20:00:51 <Ballig> do you like rails
20:00:53 <Ballig> you rail liker
20:01:23 <Steven> i like trees
20:01:30 <Brunius> I use Lego(R) Duplo(R) railroad tracks, and you should too!
20:02:56 * Steven grumbles about cursed guantlet
20:03:12 <Brunius> You failed your will save
20:03:16 <Brunius> you don't know it's cursed!
20:03:45 <Steven> effective knowledge, i put it on, all the gear able to rusts instantly rusts
20:04:03 <Brunius> but that's just bad luck!
20:04:13 <Brunius> these are awesome gauntlets, right ballig?!
20:04:36 <Steven> after witnessing the effect ide get a spellcraft check in all likely hood with one hell of a modifier
20:05:35 <Ballig> that modifier will be -1
20:05:47 <Ballig> in fact, you don't even realise your gear is rusted
20:05:57 <Ballig> you think it started to shine brighter, as if the gauntlets cleaned your gear
20:06:23 <Steven> my daggers and morning star are the only thing that actually rust
20:07:10 <Steven> special materials baby!
20:07:25 <Steven> only reason i bought the gauntlet is so i could rust other peoples shit lol
20:07:49 <Ballig> instead of rusting other peoples' stuff, these cursed gauntlets give an enhancement bonus
20:08:35 <Steven> so does my poor morning star crumble into a rusted piece of scrap?
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20:10:12 <Ballig> to you it looks like your morningstar is shiny and new!
20:10:46 * Steven runs around waving his shiney morningstar in the air
20:11:17 <Brunius> Steven
20:11:25 <Brunius> Who does cheap postage to australia from over there?
20:11:26 <Steven> ?
20:11:31 <Hydrazine> nobody.
20:11:39 <Brunius> Who's cheapest?
20:11:43 <Steven> hell if i know man, i dont mail internationally
20:11:51 <Steven> i could ask my father tomorrow when i see him
20:11:53 <Brunius> Why not :(
20:11:59 <Steven> he does things like that occationally
20:12:15 <Ballig> how big is the item
20:13:28 <Brunius> 2.50" H x 8.00" W x 4.75" D
20:13:55 <Ballig> weight?
20:14:19 <Brunius> 2.41 pounds
20:15:12 <Brunius> are you going on yahoo answers
20:15:17 <Steven> box of cards
20:19:30 <Ballig> UPS is suggesting $127 USD
20:20:28 <Brunius> Hmmm
20:21:06 <Brunius> Maybe not then
20:21:26 <Ballig> there has to be a cheaper way to do it, though
20:21:31 <Ballig> or else how do places like amazon ship for so little
20:23:08 <Brunius> They get some different rates because it's books, I think
20:23:31 <Ballig> I've had shoes delivered by amazon
20:23:44 <Brunius> Of course....
20:25:10 <Brunius> Shit, the US has seperate laws on what can be exported?
20:25:16 <Ballig> yeah
20:25:19 <Brunius> Now I have to go look those up
20:26:26 Steven has quit (Quit: Havin the funs!)
20:28:28 <Brunius> this site is useless
20:29:50 <Mort-> Oh dear i need to get home fast
20:29:58 <Brunius> Its main purpose seems to be conning me into buying a license
20:30:08 <Mort-> Holding contraband cargo
20:30:22 <Brunius> Man, Mort- the smuggler
20:30:32 <Brunius> I have a package I need delivered
20:31:06 <Mort-> Its a Durian roll ><
20:31:16 <Brunius> Hmm, you could probably fit this into a USPS small flat rate box
20:31:39 <Mort-> I'm banned from all air conditioned areas
20:32:11 <Brunius> y
20:32:24 <Mort-> The smell.
20:32:42 <Mort-> Air con and Durians don't mix
20:34:05 <Mort-> One in the fridge will ruin anyone's day
20:34:29 <Hydrazine> what is it, Mort?
20:34:46 <Mort-> I'm holding a durian roll
20:34:56 <Hydrazine> I don't know what that is.
20:35:58 <Mort-> en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
20:36:14 <Mort-> a swiss roll made out of these
20:40:01 <Mort-> durian as fragrant; others find the aroma overpowering and offensive. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia.
20:40:44 <Mort-> And I'm carrying one of these things made out of these
20:41:40 <Brunius> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/428169_391553090874150_205344452828349_1430232_881620604_n.jpg
20:41:57 <Brunius> ha
20:42:30 <Mort-> Anyway I'm in the train now
20:42:47 <Mort-> Got past the security mwahaha
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20:51:32 <Brunius> They must've got her
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21:01:35 <Avatar> haha
21:03:31 <Ballig> ha
21:06:01 <Hydrazine> rofl
21:19:09 <Mort-> What?
21:19:13 <Mort-> Cargo home now ^^
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21:24:37 <Brunius> If these things smell so bad, why do they sell them
21:24:47 <Mort-> Because they taste so good
21:25:00 <Mort-> I'm a Durian lover myself
21:25:04 <Mort-> ^^
21:28:14 <Steven> bach
21:28:24 <Mort-> ^^
21:28:55 * Mort- holds out a Durian for Steven
21:29:35 <Ballig> is it sweet or savoury
21:29:41 <Ballig> my quick google tells me sweet
21:29:44 <Steven> no thanks, i prefer my fruit not to smell like ass
21:31:33 <Hydrazine> I think its possibly a bit of either one, based on how ripe it is.
21:31:43 <Mort-> Sweet
21:32:09 <Hydrazine> Some of the characteristics, minus smell, remind me of a few foods I'm familiar with.
21:32:15 * Mort- tries a ward off Steven using Durians!
21:32:28 <Mort-> I love durians
21:32:35 <Steven> ive smelt worse
21:32:40 <Mort-> But have to admit in enclosed areas
21:32:42 <Steven> i just refuse to allow my breath to smell like one
21:32:52 <Mort-> Its pretty over powering
21:36:12 <Steven> ive been in outhouses that have smelled less fragrant
21:38:09 <Mort-> Sort of feel sleepy atm
21:38:17 <Brunius> so go to sleep
21:38:18 <Mort-> Too lazy to go out and get dinner
21:38:27 <Brunius> so cook dinner yourself
21:38:29 <Mort-> Lets see what i can scavange
21:38:30 <Mort-> Yeah
21:38:38 <Mort-> Time to dig
21:39:04 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge kitchen
21:39:05 <diebot> Mort-, knowledge kitchen: [1d20=1] 10
21:39:12 <Mort-> Lol
21:40:57 <Steven> im sure you get a Gender Bonus of +5 to that roll
21:41:22 <Brunius> She evidently put minimum ranks into it
21:41:31 <Brunius> 1 rank +3 class skill + 5 gender bonus
21:41:33 <Brunius> =9
21:41:45 <Avatar> that's sexist
21:41:51 <Steven> damn right it is...
21:42:03 <Brunius> Aren't you the one that said relationships are for chumps
21:42:04 <Steven> but its also funny as hell
21:42:15 <Avatar> relationships being for chumps isn't sexist
21:42:16 * Steven is so totaly a chump
21:42:26 <Brunius> So why do you care if it's sexist
21:42:35 * Steven also cooks better then sam.
21:42:38 <Avatar> it has nothing to do with it
21:46:52 <Mort-> Lol
21:47:02 <Mort-> I'm lazy to do full cook
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21:48:59 <Steven> I am super bored right now
21:49:09 <Brunius> mail me an AVR box
21:49:11 <Avatar> run a game
21:49:22 <Avatar> speaking of pathfinder
21:49:29 <Ballig> were we speaking of pathfinder
21:49:32 <Ballig> I think you were speaking of pathfinder
21:49:33 <Avatar> I've just noticed that I've never applied Snickers' +2 racial bonus to perception
21:49:44 <Ballig> ha
21:49:46 <Avatar> yeah I said run a game, as in a pathfinder game
21:49:53 <Steven> i still havent gotten my port routed on my router
21:50:01 <Brunius> y not
21:50:20 <Steven> room mates were downloading stuff today
21:51:02 <Steven> didnt have a good time period to play with the router w/o restarting it
21:52:36 <Steven> you know what i want...
21:52:39 <Steven> some oatmeal
21:52:49 <Brunius> so go get some
21:52:54 <Steven> totaly gonna have me some oatmeal for breakfast
21:54:31 <Avatar> I've been screaming for more perception skill
21:54:34 <Avatar> unbelievable
21:54:58 <Avatar> low wis, not a class skill, no trait for it, but a racial bonus I've been ignoring
21:55:03 <Ballig> I have oats for breakfast every morning !
21:55:38 <mortswishytail> Really?
21:56:32 <Brunius> avatar, considering this is you, this is entirely believeable
21:56:59 <Ballig> yeah I wouldn't say unbelievable
21:57:04 <Ballig> I'd say "quite plausible, not really surprised"
21:59:06 <Avatar> it is unbelievable
21:59:11 <Ballig> to you maybe
21:59:13 <Ballig> not to everyone else
21:59:49 <Avatar> I'm not in the habit of ignoring racial bonuses
21:59:59 <Ballig> you're in the habit of doing all sorts of weird shit
22:00:37 <Avatar> I just talk about it more than most people
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22:54:53 <Brunius> Night guys
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23:00:51 <Mort-> Night bru
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23:17:59 <Avatar> some of these teamwork feats are pretty damn sexy if you can get them to work
23:18:11 <Avatar> I'm looking at allied spellcaster and lookout
23:18:25 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/allied-spellcaster-teamwork
23:18:38 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/lookout-combat-teamwork
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23:26:54 <Mort-> Inquisitor
23:27:03 <Mort-> Everyone has same team work feats as you
23:28:04 <Mort-> Wondering if i should tie khaz to butterfly sting
23:28:13 <Hydrazine> I agree, that some sound really good, but I think its one of those things that society style gameplay sort of hinders. In a more traditional campaign, it could work very well.
23:28:16 <Mort-> He is one person who can use that feat.
23:28:25 <Mort-> Lol
23:28:35 <Ballig> yeah, organised play doesn't really allow for proper teamwork feat usage
23:28:39 <Avatar> Hydrazine: agree
23:28:58 <Mort-> Unless you are an inquisitor
23:29:06 <Hydrazine> The sort of setting where you have the same table of characters getting together over a long period of time..
23:29:10 <Mort-> Everyone has same team work feats as you :d
23:29:39 <Hydrazine> But only for your benefit. Which isn't quite the same thing.
23:30:00 <Hydrazine> And still, thats not exactly a solution, Mort.
23:30:11 <Avatar> it's only ever a partial solution though
23:30:28 <Mort-> Hydra. Go get a rogue to pick up butterfly sting :p
23:30:30 <Mort-> Lol
23:30:39 <Hydrazine> For example, the teamwork feat for extra damage when flanking. The rogue style of combat more directly links to this feat.
23:30:49 <Mort-> He has twf :d
23:30:49 <Mort-> I don't
23:31:06 <Hydrazine> Huh. We don't have many rogues in play currently do we?
23:31:07 <Avatar> it'd be interesting to make a character that is optimised only really when that extra teamwork feat is being used
23:31:20 <Ballig> interesting? or shit?
23:31:23 <Ballig> because I think shit
23:31:25 <Avatar> interesting
23:31:34 <Ballig> cavaliers use teamwork feats
23:31:35 <Ballig> it's useless
23:31:44 <Mort-> No but rogues can do it better because they have more attacks
23:31:46 <Avatar> what teamwork feats do you have
23:31:58 <Ballig> pretty sure I gave up the ability for an extra feat
23:32:02 <Ballig> by taking an archetype
23:32:04 <Mort-> Rogues can start with twf.
23:32:06 <Mort-> Lol
23:32:17 <Mort-> I'm just pretending i have twf ;)
23:32:41 <Avatar> cavalier's weird because it starts over optimised and becomes not optimised
23:33:36 <Mort-> Rogues get 4 attacks at level 8
23:33:44 <Ballig> that's not a matter of optimisation, Avatar
23:33:48 <Ballig> you're using the wrong word
23:33:56 <Ballig> and they don't actually start powerful
23:34:04 <Ballig> they start shit, they get better after a couple of levels, then they are back to shit
23:34:31 <Hydrazine> I think Magus is better for butterfly sting, Mort.
23:34:46 <Mort-> Yeah because i keen my weapon at 5 :p
23:34:48 <Mort-> Or earlier.
23:35:02 <Mort-> And i get 2 attacks at 3...
23:35:23 <Hydrazine> and the second weapon for a rogue probably won't be at 18-20 crit range.
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23:38:22 <mortswishytail> If you really want butterfly sting
23:38:30 <mortswishytail> Do kukri
23:38:46 <mortswishytail> Dual wield them
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23:39:02 <Avatar> what's special about kukri
23:39:38 <Hydrazine> Only light weapon that crits on a 18.
23:39:44 <Avatar> gotcha
23:39:53 <Mort-> 18-20 crit range
23:40:02 <Hydrazine> Expensive as hell to keen both, Mort.
23:40:05 <Avatar> but critting is pointless when it's doing 1d4
23:40:07 <Mort-> The damage die suck
23:40:15 <Hydrazine> Leads me to say the magus still does better.
23:40:16 <Mort-> Yeah
23:40:18 <Avatar> you may as well get a light weapon that does better damage normally
23:40:22 <Mort-> Double weapons need double enchant
23:40:38 <Mort-> Some people are lazy on improved critical
23:40:38 <Hydrazine> You miss the thrust of the discussion, Avatar.
23:40:43 <Mort-> And weapon focus
23:40:59 <Hydrazine> Which I would title: How best to utilize Butterfly Sting
23:41:02 <Avatar> I don't know what butterfly sting is
23:41:17 <Mort-> First thing on wish list. A +1 weapon
23:41:36 <Hydrazine> Let me give you an example, Avatar.
23:41:45 <Mort-> It has something to do with khaz running up with his scimitar to inflict crits
23:41:58 <Mort-> But not doing them. Passing to jerus
23:41:58 <Hydrazine> Magus A with a keen scimitar rolls a crit on BadGuy at 15 and higher.
23:42:14 <Mort-> Who will happily get a x4 weapon
23:42:18 <Hydrazine> Magus A doesn't do crit damage.
23:42:25 <Mort-> I think it beats shocking grasp
23:42:42 <Hydrazine> Fighter B takes his turn next, rolls a normal attack, and rolls crit damage, because of Magus A's crit.
23:42:56 <Hydrazine> Ideally using a x3 or higher crit damage weapon.
23:43:41 <Mort-> Any reach weapons with x4?
23:43:45 <Hydrazine> Naginata.
23:44:03 <Mort-> Ok i can imagine that one ><
23:44:06 <Hydrazine> Hooked lance too.
23:44:14 <Mort-> How much would you be doing
23:44:20 <Mort-> No enlargements.
23:44:44 <Hydrazine> Atleast 64.
23:45:37 <Mort-> An intensified sg at 10 is about 60 average on a crit
23:45:41 <Mort-> Max is 120
23:45:57 <Mort-> But because i didn't take right traits. Level 2 spell
23:45:58 <Mort-> Sigh
23:46:15 <Mort-> Else we could pearl of power and do it all day long
23:46:30 <Mort-> Oh well. Makes life more fun
23:46:39 <Hydrazine> Does the intensified SG go up any higher?
23:47:21 <Mort-> No
23:47:25 <Mort-> Always level 2
23:47:39 <Mort-> Hey if you wanted more fun. Play with disintegrate!
23:47:49 <Mort-> Epic sick :p
23:47:50 <Hydrazine> then butterfly sting combo scales up better, I think.
23:48:15 <Mort-> Yeah i don't worry about resources. Just worry about not having you around
23:48:25 <Mort-> Lol
23:48:45 <Mort-> But i think for khaz ill go weapon first
23:48:47 <Hydrazine> butterfly sting suffers the same problems in organized play as teamwork feats.
23:48:52 <Mort-> Then do some weird stuff
23:51:01 <Mort-> Look forward to trying that weird stuff. If i live that long :)
23:51:30 <Mort-> Some people do maximized empowered shocking grasp
23:53:31 <Mort-> Argh disintegrate is fort
23:57:30 <Mekkis> how many people are signed up for tomorrow?
23:58:06 <Mort-> Ill be out
23:58:11 <Mort-> Anyway
23:58:14 <Mekkis> Hydrazine>
23:58:15 <Mekkis> ?
23:58:23 <Mort-> Ask him :d
23:58:36 <Mekkis> that was asking him
23:59:22 <Mekkis> I bought a new core rulebook today :S
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