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00:00 <nate> i think beeh took over the plane with his alien buddies
00:00 <Bastardly_One> though I heard about that earlier about the bashing on the door and shit
00:00 <Maurice> Theres a code to get into the cockpit from the outside, but it can be disabled only from the inside
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so stay tuned for my tin foil hat report soon!
00:00 <Maurice> One pilot couldn't get in, so why did the other disable the code?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
00:00 <nate> rabies?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> here's why I don't think it's that suss
01:00 <Bastardly_One> those planes are totally ran on auto pilot right?
01:00 <rosebud> expert bastard is on the case
01:00 <Bastardly_One> those airbusses
01:00 <nate> he broke up with the other pilot over text message
01:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway in order to fly a plane you need to be 10 steps ahead of it 
01:00 <Dugnuts> its all very interesting
01:00 <Maurice> Why didn't the pilot in the cockpit open the door? Why did he disable the code? Why didn't he say anything when the other one tried breaking down the door?
01:00 <Maurice> Auto pilot or not, it's fucking suss
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and he has gone from doing nothing to having to control a plane in a bad situation and just hasn't had time in the end
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it would be like waking up from a sleep into an F1 race and having to suddenly take control and be 10 steps ahead
02:00 <Maurice> Then why didn't he speak?
02:00 <rosebud> the co pilot purposely crashed the plane.. end of story
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> mute?
03:00 <rosebud> forget i brought it up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but up until this morning I had no idea at all about the other one being locked out and not read the news yet today
03:00 <Dugnuts> you did read that he has to actively stop the people from entering
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, ask these guys rosebud
03:00 <Dugnuts> seems like the pilot did it on purpose
03:00 <Maurice> Lol katatonic_kate01
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the one that will usually say it's a conspiracy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the MH17?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that explained too and fuck that makes sense
03:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently indo do secret loads of gold to china all the time
03:00 <nate> was the co pilot in alahshamy wamo?
04:00 <rosebud> you know.. we have classes in school about this stuff... factual science and naive science
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was hijacked for the gold
04:00 <rosebud> like when someone says the further a bullet travels it loses height.. thats naive science.. and scientifically wrong
04:00 <rosebud> a bullet loses force.. not height
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the weight of MH17 suggests it had unlisted cargo
04:00 <Bastardly_One> which would be the said gold 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and eye witnesses claim no-one was allowed to see MH17 being loaded except those loading it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah hijacked for gold 
05:00 <rosebud> do you regularly ask to see a plane being loaded?
05:00 <TNT> It's fckn war all over, planes, terrorists, via,kgb, etc etc, wat's ur conspiracy story?
06:00 <TNT> Cia*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is eggplants
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking eggplants!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
06:00 <rosebud> i love people that say 9/11 conspiracy stuff.. the fuel wouldnt melt the beams
06:00 <TNT> Fck up idiot shitstirer
06:00 <rosebud> pity the beams dont need to melt beofre they lose their strength.. but conspiracy theorists make up their own science
07:00 <TNT> Fckn limpdick fuckwit
07:00 <nate> tnt will solve this problem!
08:00 <TNT> I'd fckn come to melb so u can jus say shit to my face n put ur fckn glasses through ur pupils
08:00 <PuffDawg> so who wants to bring me kfc
09:00 <PuffDawg> ahh fuck it I'll just have some jameson
09:00 <nate> tnt how rude
10:00 <nate> PuffDawg will kiss it all better
10:00 <nate> right puffy dowg
10:00 <PuffDawg> nah
10:00 <PuffDawg> fggt
13:00 <partay> TNT breathe dude
16:00 <slinky_J> :/
16:00 <slinky_J> 11 46pm
16:00 <slinky_J> if ive been kept i am gonna b so cross
17:00 <slinky_J> I am not amused and am unearned by this selection in capacity of bullshit.
18:00 <slinky_J> nate! cuddles now :P
20:00 <partay> rosebud are you a brainiac ?
22:00 <slinky_J> "Rosebud.."
23:00 <nate> supermans enemy?
25:00 <slinky_J> I lament the second of levity I enjoy
25:00 <slinky_J> Regret the satisfaction of knowing, of and
25:00 <slinky_J> Considered sliding onto fates short hand
25:00 <slinky_J> Blessed my cheek kissed, that comes to all
25:00 <slinky_J> by slinky :P
25:00 <slinky_J> enjoyed*
44:00 <TNT> L83RZ
47:00 <Serenity> and stay out
54:00 <Liinda> goodnight all, im tired.
55:00 <TheRiddler> night
55:00 <TheRiddler> I took a pic
57:00 <TheRiddler> uh oh we're in trouble
58:00 <tisk> hi
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/z9hzthx9ofxcjag/2015-03-26%2021-51-38.223.jpg?dl=0
03:00 <xm> you dress up for IRC
03:00 <xm> i always dress down with wife beaters
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> I was at a resturant tonight
04:00 <xm> which sort?
04:00 <nate> rub n tug one
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
07:00 <entombed> stop flooding
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
07:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
07:00 <TheRiddler> you got told entombed
09:00 <entombed> told HARD!
33:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: watched any schoolgirl anime lately?
37:00 <entombed> lol
40:00 <nate> i have ;p?
45:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <TheRiddler> watching a anime version of arabian nights
46:00 <TheRiddler> sinbad, alibaba, aladdin
48:00 <entombed> LOL
01:00 <TheRiddler> wb nerdygirl
02:00 <nerdygirl> :) 
08:00 <slinky_J> this is so dead
08:00 <slinky_J> wtf happened
15:00 <entombed> stupid irc for ya
15:00 <entombed> ops and losers
15:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
15:00 <SixInchRambo> that time of night
38:00 <slinky_J> lolz
39:00 <slinky_J> YER FK OFF THEN
39:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
39:00 <slinky_J> ima watch law abiding citizen cause every other movie is so pussy!
39:00 <mandyjane> #join #brisbane
39:00 <mandyjane> Derp
39:00 <slinky_J> die in hell.
39:00 <slinky_J> howzit goin fat ass
39:00 <entombed> lol
39:00 <entombed> Maurice
39:00 <mandyjane> Not bad pencil dick
39:00 <slinky_J> u still fat and ugly
39:00 <entombed> mandyjane
40:00 <mandyjane> entombed: 
40:00 <slinky_J> lolz
40:00 <slinky_J> :P
40:00 <mandyjane> Sup chodes
40:00 <slinky_J> nada watchin movie
40:00 <mandyjane> Which one
40:00 <slinky_J> i keep puttin them in and takin them out WINK WINK
40:00 <slinky_J> law abiding citizen
40:00 <mandyjane> Reow
40:00 <mandyjane> Gaybasf
40:00 <mandyjane> Gay asf*
40:00 <slinky_J> maybe i should watch the hitcher
41:00 <slinky_J> hes nuts
41:00 <slinky_J> n i love nuts!
41:00 <slinky_J> ;D
41:00 <mandyjane> Watch person of interest 
41:00 <mandyjane> Nut lover
41:00 <slinky_J> i love that show
41:00 <slinky_J> hes like batman
41:00 <slinky_J> but not gay
41:00 <mandyjane> Me 3
41:00 <slinky_J> lolz
41:00 <slinky_J> uno the original batman
41:00 <slinky_J> in comics
42:00 <slinky_J> used guns and killed crims
42:00 <slinky_J> :P
42:00 <mandyjane> So lame man
43:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait till saturday
43:00 <slinky_J> ffs
43:00 <slinky_J> i so wana go to winter solsdscte watevs
43:00 <slinky_J> but broke
43:00 <mandyjane> Voting day lol
44:00 <slinky_J> voting day?
44:00 <mandyjane> Oh in nsw
44:00 <slinky_J> i dont vote
44:00 <slinky_J> which is a non vote
44:00 <slinky_J> which is technically a vote.
44:00 <slinky_J> politics sucks.
46:00 <Maurice> faux, I must demand my pink shirt back
49:00 <AzzA> poor girl just joined
49:00 <AzzA> and already the demands
50:00 <Maurice> She knows what I want
54:00 <AzzA> your pink shirt?
54:00 <AzzA> lol
55:00 <Maurice> Yes
57:00 <AzzA> is it pink pink or hot pink?
57:00 <Maurice> It's pink
57:00 <Maurice> She knows
57:00 <AzzA> speaking of pink
58:00 <AzzA> the chick who squirted breast milk the other day?
58:00 <AzzA> i reckon her nipples were probably pink'ish
58:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure it's my sister 14 yrs ago
58:00 <Maurice> She squirted her husband, he leap frogged their bed and snapped the leg
59:00 <AzzA> haha
59:00 <AzzA> Kavita
59:00 <AzzA> hows the weather in perth?
59:00 <Maurice> I heard a yell and a crash noise
59:00 <Maurice> Was that
00:00 <AzzA> so they werent playing skittles in the hallway?
00:00 <Maurice> The only people I ever squirted was my own children when they took their mouths away and I was a fountain
00:00 <Maurice> Splurt
00:00 <AzzA> haha
00:00 <AzzA> i wasnt implying it was you
00:00 <AzzA> lol
01:00 <Maurice> I know it wasn't me
01:00 <AzzA> i know it was you
01:00 <AzzA> she was 26
01:00 <AzzA> not 42 :P
01:00 <Maurice> It's funny coz my sister literally did it, and the chick is from her suburb
01:00 <AzzA> jokes
01:00 <AzzA> calistsa
01:00 <Maurice> Yes
01:00 <AzzA> so its a calista thing
01:00 <Maurice> Minus that extra s
01:00 <Maurice> Calista
01:00 <AzzA> yeah the i got a bit excited
01:00 <Maurice> Except when she did it, she was palm beach
02:00 <AzzA> the lysdexia kicked in a bit too
02:00 <Maurice> And for the record, bitch, I'm 33 :(
02:00 <AzzA> palm beach, i went there fishing once, caught blowies
02:00 <Maurice> Hate the beach
02:00 <AzzA> welcome to the club
02:00 <Maurice> Horrible place
02:00 <AzzA> except im almost 34 :(
02:00 <Maurice> Me too in July :S
03:00 <AzzA> only a month apart
03:00 <AzzA> probably why we dont get along all that well
03:00 <AzzA> you cancer
03:00 <AzzA> me gemini
03:00 <AzzA> worlds colliding
03:00 <tisk> cool gemini
03:00 <AzzA> we could get along better, but we both arrogant as fuck
04:00 <AzzA> tisk
04:00 <AzzA> you have bi polar too.
04:00 <AzzA> ?
04:00 <tisk> sorta
04:00 <tisk> i got everything
04:00 <Maurice> Yes, cancer
04:00 <Maurice> Just before the cuso
04:00 <Maurice> cusp*
06:00 <AzzA> nothing like a cusp
06:00 <AzzA> tbh
07:00 <tisk> wtf is that
07:00 <AzzA> tisk, have you got a vagina?
07:00 <tisk> no
07:00 <Maurice> It's your mum
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a vagina
07:00 <AzzA> well you dont have everything
08:00 <tisk> yeah i have no friends too
08:00 <slinky_J> VAGINA
08:00 <tisk> everyone i know is messed up
08:00 <slinky_J> omg
08:00 <slinky_J> saturday
08:00 <slinky_J> dick in vagina day!
09:00 <slinky_J> wait I never talk about sex in here
09:00 <slinky_J> neway I like sex and this chick loves being strangled
09:00 <Maurice> Meant to take the car for its 9 month check up at 8am tomorrow, palmed it off until thursday
09:00 <Maurice> Win
09:00 <slinky_J> hey b1
09:00 <slinky_J> get xbox 1
09:00 <slinky_J> !!!!
09:00 <slinky_J> :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
09:00 <Maurice> Xbox 1 is fucking shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> !!!!!
10:00 <slinky_J> lol no it isnt
10:00 <Maurice> I have it and it hasn't been used for over 6 months
10:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> get a real console
10:00 <Maurice> Due to it being shit
10:00 <slinky_J> real?
10:00 <slinky_J> u think ps4 is a real console?
10:00 <slinky_J> share button!
10:00 <Maurice> I have both
10:00 <slinky_J> SHARE BUTTON!
10:00 <slinky_J> lel
10:00 <slinky_J> im just jestin
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah aaaaaaaaaaaaaand?
10:00 <slinky_J> :P
10:00 <slinky_J> joshin*
11:00 <slinky_J> my turn to stir up b1
11:00 <Maurice> It's my sons 12th bday today, he requested a PS3 game
11:00 <slinky_J> bald cunt
11:00 <slinky_J> woooooo
11:00 <slinky_J> bayonetta?
11:00 <slinky_J> :P
11:00 <Maurice> Because the xbox and ps4 require buying net time
11:00 <slinky_J> yer
11:00 <slinky_J> they eat up data man
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what game?
11:00 <slinky_J> srsly we may aswell just have gaming PCs
11:00 <slinky_J> not consoles
12:00 <Maurice> I have the fucking internet, I don't want to pay more for them to play online
12:00 <slinky_J> but console is easier.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I am with ya 
12:00 <slinky_J> u buy it
12:00 <slinky_J> get some games
12:00 <slinky_J> and bitch about it.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I seem to have my online thing for free
12:00 <slinky_J> <3 teh console
12:00 <Bastardly_One> had a 2 week trial as ya do
12:00 <AzzA> THE WINNER IS
12:00 <AzzA> THE INTERNETS!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... months ago 
12:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahahaha AzzA
13:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to get snes off my mate
13:00 <slinky_J> he wanted my NES :/
13:00 <Maurice> Also, the game is Battlefield Hardline
13:00 <slinky_J> was gonna trade me two snes and 360 for nes lolz
13:00 <slinky_J> no wai i sai!
13:00 <slinky_J> hardline fuck yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, Hardline
13:00 <slinky_J> fk yeeeeah
13:00 <Maurice> He's 12 today
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not interested due to it being a first person shooter
13:00 <slinky_J> oh 12 yr
13:00 <Maurice> My smart boy <3
13:00 <slinky_J> kk
14:00 <slinky_J> who cars
14:00 <slinky_J> cares
14:00 <Bastardly_One> time flies eh?
14:00 <slinky_J> even
14:00 <Maurice> Nobody cars
14:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
14:00 <slinky_J> i mean
14:00 <slinky_J> devil may cry etc
14:00 <slinky_J> spawned a whole gen and gens of games
14:00 <Maurice> His IQ beats everyone here, me included
14:00 <slinky_J> that're ultimately fucked up
14:00 <slinky_J> bullshit
14:00 <Maurice> He does
14:00 <slinky_J> not mine
14:00 <Maurice> Yep, yours
15:00 <slinky_J> srs?
15:00 <slinky_J> notice me
15:00 <slinky_J> over 165?
15:00 <Maurice> I'm not a Forrest Gump, he asks me for maths help, I have no fucking idea what it means
15:00 <Maurice> He's really super smart
15:00 <Maurice> He does 3 yrs ahead of his grade
15:00 <slinky_J> nice
15:00 <slinky_J> my christian school wouldnt put me ahead
16:00 <Maurice> He's not christian, his teachers just know he's special so fix shit
16:00 <slinky_J> was only till highschool after high education yr 7 me and another josh were bumped up a year..
16:00 <slinky_J> so he's what a savant
16:00 <Maurice> He started high school this year, his prim school teacher spoke to the high school principal about him, got him moved up in maths
17:00 <slinky_J> because those people arent smart
17:00 <Maurice> He's now in the newsletter for an award
17:00 <slinky_J> just ab-normal
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be super proud Maurice
17:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
17:00 <Maurice> He's been doing year 7 maths since year 3
18:00 <Maurice> I fucking am, he gets it from me *flicks hair*
18:00 <slinky_J> you said he has a higher iq
18:00 <slinky_J> than anybody here
18:00 <Maurice> I stand by that
18:00 <slinky_J> you said he is "special"
18:00 <slinky_J> that's a contradiction
18:00 <Maurice> He's specially smart
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not
18:00 <slinky_J> because special kids arent highly intelligent
18:00 <slinky_J> so what's his iq
18:00 <Maurice> If a 8yr old can do year 9 maths, you're fucked
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it depends on what context you mean special
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she meant special as in gifted
18:00 <slinky_J> just math
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not retarded
19:00 <Maurice> 160 at last check
19:00 <tisk> maths is easy
19:00 <Maurice> He does PEAC
19:00 <slinky_J> word up
19:00 <tisk> if u know formulass
19:00 <Maurice> Which is gifted kids
19:00 <slinky_J> respect
19:00 <slinky_J> wooo are you going to have to guide that kid
19:00 <slinky_J> with a high intellect
19:00 <slinky_J> come a lot of problems.
19:00 <Maurice> No
19:00 <Maurice> Hes guiding himself
20:00 <Maurice> But I have to guide my 3rd child, he's not switched on
20:00 <Bastardly_One> think he's gonna grow into good life skills in another 8 years or so?
20:00 <slinky_J> scuse um scene have to rewind
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's what he means
20:00 <slinky_J> k anyway I hope your son has no trouble at all
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ... hard to tell with slinky
21:00 <slinky_J> hmm?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, so no
21:00 <slinky_J> I'm hardly ever direct
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was too busy typing to read
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> on here.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't worry carry on 
21:00 <slinky_J> and I am watching a movie
21:00 <slinky_J> :/
21:00 <Maurice> Why would he have trouble?
21:00 <slinky_J> gifted children usually do 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> prepear for Josh melt down tonight
22:00 <slinky_J> TOTAL MELT DOWNZ
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 2nd night with no sleep innit?
22:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:00 <slinky_J> and
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that usually starts one of your meltdowns
22:00 <slinky_J> that was a long time ago
22:00 <slinky_J> last yr time ago
22:00 <slinky_J> I quit irc remember?
23:00 <Maurice> slinky_J. seriously? I have my son and 2 nephews from diff fams, no probs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you got zlined more like :P
23:00 <Maurice> So what?
23:00 <slinky_J> yer for nothing
23:00 <slinky_J> just like u got deopped for nothin
23:00 <slinky_J> :P
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he is thinking of a social life
23:00 <slinky_J> yes social
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like, too smart for the other kids and shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but she just told you
23:00 <slinky_J> can create a lot of stress on a super intellectual child
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he hangs around other gifted kids
24:00 <slinky_J> if they dont have great social skills
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the PEAC thing
24:00 <slinky_J> tbh that just sounds stupid
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so they get social contact as well as learn I would assume
24:00 <slinky_J> like putting a group of autistic people together
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not
24:00 <slinky_J> they is having fun!
24:00 <slinky_J> im teasing.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone needs to hang around others of their kind
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am moving in May!
24:00 <slinky_J> bullshit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
25:00 <slinky_J> you need to learn to adapt
25:00 <Bastardly_One> to Melb!
25:00 <tisk> shit im moving
25:00 <slinky_J> one cannot survive on the principle of knowing one kind
25:00 <tisk> to egypt
25:00 <slinky_J> stupid.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a call tonight off a friend and seems like shit is working out
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good, Melbourne will be better off Chris
25:00 <tisk> no
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the reason the SE is shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
25:00 <slinky_J> I think you're the worst person to be conversing with her about a seriously smart child
26:00 <Maurice> I find it hilair that your iq is 165 and a (born today and now 12) has .5 iq bigger than you
26:00 <tisk> well youre a 50 year old faggot
26:00 <slinky_J> because you're not too bright, no offense.
26:00 <tisk> i guess i win
26:00 <slinky_J> and I don't care because I am smart and I have a lot of money.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am a dumb shit 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking moron 
26:00 <tisk> yep
26:00 <slinky_J> :P
26:00 <Maurice> LOL no you don't
26:00 <Bastardly_One> spastics 
27:00 <slinky_J> Maurice you said your kid is smarter than everyone here
27:00 <slinky_J> my iq is 165
27:00 <tisk> when i am 50
27:00 <slinky_J> and I DO have a lot of money
27:00 <tisk> i aint gonna play video games
27:00 <tisk> mate take a hard look at yourself Bastardly_One
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an age limit now?
27:00 <slinky_J> I'm great with math
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
27:00 <Maurice> Hang on, is that dick MOCKING peac?
27:00 <Maurice> slinky_J he is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have successful friends my age that still love gaming ... 
28:00 <slinky_J> you said 160
28:00 <Maurice> I'm smart and he tops me, he fucking tops you
28:00 <slinky_J> i know one person with a higher iq than me
28:00 <Maurice> He's 12 today ffs
28:00 <tisk> comparing a kid to an adult
28:00 <tisk> hmmm
28:00 <slinky_J> well he's doing better than I did at that age
28:00 <tisk> spose Bastardly_One does that
28:00 <Maurice> tisk, it's not even comparing. he
29:00 <Maurice> s just generally clever
29:00 <tisk> Bastardly_One is dsp cheat
29:00 <tisk> cant have anxiety when u smoke bongs
29:00 <tisk> just dont make sense
30:00 <tisk> he causes his illness
30:00 <tisk> with smoking
30:00 <tisk> so he can play videogames
30:00 <Maurice> To make it easy for you all, he turned 12 on the 27th march, and does year 11 math homework
30:00 <Maurice> Work it anyway you like, he's fucking smart
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not mean that's questioning it 
31:00 <tisk> could say something but i wont
31:00 <doctor> kids can be smat
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the two that have more issues than most
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can say a lot chris ... usually all shit though
31:00 <Maurice> Kids can be 'smat'
32:00 <tisk> how smart is having an agruement about intelegence
32:00 <Maurice> My other two arent
32:00 <tisk> its not
32:00 <tisk> like this is irc
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I get it now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I get it Maurice
32:00 <tisk> having an arguement on here
32:00 <tisk> is like
32:00 <doctor> dont see much an argument 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how a lot of mental units are good at math?
32:00 <doctor> Maurice just said her kids smat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're going along those lines
33:00 <Maurice> I said my 2 youngest aren't 'smat'
33:00 <Maurice> SMAT
33:00 <slinky_J> the one fault in Law Abiding Citizen
33:00 <Maurice> Whats your point?
33:00 <slinky_J> is that Jamie Foxx doesn't learn one God damn thing
33:00 <slinky_J> 's character 'Nick'
34:00 <tisk> basically the ppl that are smart on here are ones that dont talk in main channels
34:00 <tisk> and only pm
34:00 <doctor> i don't know what passes as intelligent
34:00 <tisk> not me but iam
34:00 <tisk> i just dont use it
35:00 <doctor> that could be said about anyone
35:00 <tisk> hi guest73
35:00 <tisk> morning
35:00 <guest73> hey whatsup
36:00 <tisk> wired from coffee
36:00 <guest73> ah yeh
37:00 <tisk> were u born in 73
37:00 <tisk> or thats automated
38:00 <slinky_J> lolz
38:00 <slinky_J> what's the first rule of Torture tisk?
39:00 <slinky_J> apply pressure in any form
39:00 <tisk> kiss me then dont come back
39:00 <slinky_J> I pressed on Maurice and she didnt flinch
39:00 <slinky_J> she wasnt rude to me
39:00 <slinky_J> she just took my shit as it was
39:00 <slinky_J> you
39:00 <slinky_J> you're just a dick
40:00 <tisk> oh kk
40:00 <tisk> i dont even care
40:00 <slinky_J> I saw a mother not defend her gifted child but a mother continue just to talk about her gifted child
40:00 <slinky_J> without folding under pressure
40:00 <Maurice> Wha
40:00 <slinky_J> you dont because you're outsmarted.
40:00 <tisk> omg
40:00 <tisk> will ppl leave it out
41:00 <tisk> why does having a fake name on here make everyone upthemselves
41:00 <tisk> are u like this in real life
41:00 <slinky_J> iunno
41:00 <slinky_J> this is my real name irl
41:00 <slinky_J> everyone calls me low J
41:00 <slinky_J> cause I cant get it up
42:00 <tisk> vote channel name change to MindlessBanter
43:00 <guest73> i was born in 83
43:00 <tisk> nice
43:00 <tisk> 79
45:00 <slinky_J> what
45:00 <slinky_J> change channel to AdventureMelbourneTime!
45:00 <slinky_J> woot poot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the end of her for the night
48:00 <slinky_J> who cares
48:00 <slinky_J> BEARS!
48:00 <slinky_J> lel!
48:00 <slinky_J> so anyway
48:00 <slinky_J> eb games changed their ps4 deal
48:00 <slinky_J> but brought down the price
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
49:00 <slinky_J> the TB hdd isnt out yet b1?
49:00 <slinky_J> i didnt ask
49:00 <slinky_J> I am getting wii U first since simba convinced me so brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not been keeping up to be honest
52:00 <slinky_J> \ah k
52:00 <slinky_J> shit is gonna change soon yo
52:00 <slinky_J> for both console
53:00 <slinky_J> sony is goin to have to max up MS windows 10 function
53:00 <slinky_J> cant wait to find out what sony do
53:00 <slinky_J> because not doing the same is better imo
54:00 <slinky_J> You play poker Bastardly_One?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes
57:00 <slinky_J> kk
57:00 <slinky_J> thx for chattin to me when i havent slept
57:00 <slinky_J> and am srsly fucked off
57:00 <slinky_J> lolz
57:00 <slinky_J> bitches be bitches
57:00 <slinky_J> least I got two
58:00 <slinky_J> hah!
58:00 <slinky_J> :p
58:00 <slinky_J> saturday!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
02:00 <slinky_J> uh huh what
02:00 <slinky_J> i was being nice
02:00 <slinky_J> Nice
02:00 <slinky_J> oer
03:00 <slinky_J> whats that movie
03:00 <slinky_J> de niro
03:00 <slinky_J> in Nice
03:00 <slinky_J> sean bean
03:00 <slinky_J> stellen scargsasdargasdd
03:00 <slinky_J> japanese thing
03:00 <slinky_J> RONIN!
03:00 <slinky_J> so why u up B1
03:00 <slinky_J> no weed?
03:00 <slinky_J> no cigs?
04:00 <slinky_J> limp dick?
04:00 <slinky_J> cbf gaming?
04:00 <slinky_J> just cant sleep?
04:00 <slinky_J> old and dying and contemplating suicide again?
04:00 <slinky_J> naw thas me huff puff :P
04:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One am I not ur type man?
05:00 <slinky_J> we can even talk games because you hate xbox so much we cant even b involved in the gaming chat!
05:00 <slinky_J> :(
05:00 <slinky_J> I overdosed because of you
05:00 <slinky_J> fk ur boring ey when you dont have a room full of people to talk utter shit to and about the old days
05:00 <slinky_J> srsly fkn boring dude.
06:00 <slinky_J> if u cant go on about urself u just cant chat.
06:00 <slinky_J> "look who's talking" would be your respinse.
06:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
14:00 <slinky_J> ahaha just came back in :P
14:00 <slinky_J> well ur on
15:00 <slinky_J> so go afk or chat
15:00 <slinky_J> you boss people around enough
15:00 <slinky_J> im just having fun wit u mang
15:00 <slinky_J> ease up bro choof
16:00 <slinky_J> fk ur boring if u dont have a ps4 person to talk to or a whole room to listen to ur old man shit
16:00 <slinky_J> dude
17:00 <slinky_J> just goin on like u usually do to entertain me mang
17:00 <slinky_J> plz?
17:00 <slinky_J> whinge just a tincy bit?
17:00 <slinky_J> i found a wallet and dunno wot 2 doo with it :/
18:00 <slinky_J> thousand dollars you bring all this up when heaps of ppl r chattin
18:00 <slinky_J> or just a few you'd talk to :P
18:00 <slinky_J> 1 grand.
18:00 <slinky_J> 5?
18:00 <slinky_J> dude i got 17 grand on pokerstars real cash idc about?
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> u so will.
30:00 <slinky_J> wb
30:00 <slinky_J> ilu
31:00 <slinky_J> so how long does emphyzema take to kill a person Bastardly_One
31:00 <slinky_J> because you've been playing the "I'm sick" from all sorts for a while now.
31:00 <slinky_J> .....
32:00 <slinky_J> do yourself a favour and actually, since you love typing that word so much, reply.
33:00 <slinky_J> keep playing that flute Bastardly_One.
55:00 <BMP> lol, wow
07:00 <Floss> need better internets
29:00 <Floss> anyone here happen to work at tpg
32:00 <slinky_J> yes
32:00 <slinky_J> hi can I fake this call?
32:00 <slinky_J> k so u get super high speed penguinet
32:00 <slinky_J> xD
32:00 <slinky_J> NOBODY HERE WORKS! THEY JUST GO AFK TO LOOK GOOD.
32:00 <slinky_J> ;P
34:00 <Floss> lol sourely some people work
34:00 <Floss> surely*
48:00 <simba> im WITH tpg...
50:00 <Floss> its ok i just rang em
50:00 <Floss> im too far from the exchange
51:00 <simba> no hope no harm, just another false alarm
52:00 <Floss> i cant accept that 10 gig a month is all i can get
52:00 <Floss> it is ABUSE
52:00 <simba> thats fucked up
52:00 <simba> do u live in Tin-BuckToo
53:00 <Floss> i live half way between 2 decent sized towns
53:00 <Floss> about 20 mins each way
53:00 <Floss> silly me wanted to live on the beach
54:00 <simba> go swimming xD
55:00 <Floss> its cold as balls atm
55:00 <simba> its fucken cold here i cant even shower
55:00 <Floss> and someone just pulled a 3m tiger shark off the beach on a fkn hand line yesterday
55:00 <Floss> so fuck that
56:00 <simba> was it stripey
56:00 <Floss> yes
56:00 <Floss> huge bastard
56:00 <simba> they seem 2 look more like leopards
56:00 <Floss> pretty sure they look like big fuckoff sharks mate
57:00 <Floss> theyre chasing the salmon
57:00 <simba> i mean the patterns ok!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Floss> nah you can see the stripes on their top half
58:00 <Floss> OH MY BAD IT WAS 4 METRES
58:00 <Floss> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/regional/great-southern/a/26772699/persistent-fisher-reels-in-4m-tiger-shark/
58:00 <simba> The "mad keen" fisherman
59:00 <simba> how do u reel a shark in for 2 hours with a fishing line
59:00 <Floss> youd ave to be to deal with that prick
59:00 <Floss> persistence
59:00 <Floss> only reel in when the shark is facing the beach
59:00 <Floss> let it go when it runs
00:00 <Floss> ...you dont hunt do you? :)
00:00 <slinky_J> simbaz
00:00 <slinky_J> !!!
00:00 <slinky_J> eb gaemz ffs
00:00 <slinky_J> wont swap out ummm
00:00 <slinky_J> singstar and disney
00:00 <Floss> i went last night all the salmon had pissed off
00:00 <simba> no im not a hunter
00:00 <simba> im a collector
00:00 <Floss> dammit i want some patties
00:00 <slinky_J> bcoz they do wii EWE wit mario 8 kartz
00:00 <Floss> sharks fucking wreck everything
01:00 <slinky_J> and those gaemz
01:00 <slinky_J> soz for interraptors
01:00 <slinky_J> ing
01:00 <slinky_J> sharks r kewl
01:00 <simba> dont trade shit in @ eb
01:00 <simba> sell it oneline
01:00 <slinky_J> yer sold ps4 on gumtree
01:00 <slinky_J> wel m8 did for me 
01:00 <slinky_J> i only has one console now, well 3
01:00 <slinky_J> nes n Mastersystem 2
02:00 <slinky_J> and sasha is giving me a snes for FREEEE
02:00 <slinky_J> <3
02:00 <slinky_J> he has 3 
02:00 <Floss> id like a ps4
02:00 <Floss> whens the next tomb raider due out
02:00 <slinky_J> out already
02:00 <slinky_J> reboot
02:00 <slinky_J> kinda
02:00 <simba> tomba
02:00 <slinky_J> well yer reboot raiderz
02:00 <slinky_J> lost tombs
02:00 <slinky_J> of ark
03:00 <slinky_J> *poot*
03:00 <Floss> is that the one with the bow ive done that one
03:00 <slinky_J> dunno
03:00 <Floss> where shes on the island
03:00 <slinky_J> havent played any since the umm
03:00 <slinky_J> mini one
03:00 <simba> yoshi's island
03:00 <slinky_J> uno the above one
03:00 <slinky_J> yer
03:00 <slinky_J> Yoshi's Ark of Tombreros
03:00 <slinky_J> sic gaem gotta play it.
03:00 <slinky_J> couleurs tort me how to thyp
04:00 <slinky_J> simba i haz somethin for ewe..
04:00 <slinky_J> rofflez
04:00 <slinky_J> Jake is born https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEus0GBTnQ
04:00 <Floss> oh dammit its on ps4
04:00 <Floss> motherfucker
05:00 <simba> i think xenoblade comes out next week im gonna get my japanese on
05:00 <slinky_J> fk consoles
05:00 <Floss> i have the 2013 tomb raider thats the last one ive played
05:00 <Floss> MOTHERFUCKER
05:00 <slinky_J> if ppl cared about graphix we'd all have PCs n titans
05:00 <slinky_J> unf unf unf
05:00 <Floss> if i wasnt getting married next week id go buy a ps4 lol
05:00 <simba> marriage is better
05:00 <slinky_J> i wana wii 64 snesnescube
05:00 <slinky_J> best ever
06:00 <Floss> not allowed to play games anymore
06:00 <slinky_J> simba hope u like the vid
06:00 <Floss> :(
06:00 <slinky_J> its only several seconds long lolz
06:00 <simba> not allowed?
06:00 <Floss> nope
06:00 <Floss> thats for single life
06:00 <Floss> im sure id get busted for playing video games
07:00 <simba> but multiplayer
07:00 <Floss> im supposed to make sammiches or some shit
07:00 <simba> thats not how it worx
07:00 <Floss> should i ebay a ps4
07:00 <Floss> and risk being grounded
07:00 <simba> theres nothing really 2 play on playstation anymore
07:00 <simba> only like third person shooters
08:00 <slinky_J> multii
08:00 <slinky_J> did uno that
08:00 <slinky_J> multi-tasking is bad for your memory :P
08:00 <Floss> i loved playing UT multiplayer on puter
08:00 <Floss> when internet ws decent :/
09:00 <Floss> if i got a ps4 and tomb raider i would seriously bail on the wedding to hang out at the hotel and rape their wifi
10:00 <simba> get a ps1 and tomb raider 
10:00 <Floss> i have all them lol
10:00 <simba> nice
10:00 <slinky_J> chillest song u will hear today <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-t1a_pzVKQ
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bush - Letting the Cables Sleep the N O W Remix Views: 552,879   Uploader: rafarctube Uploaded:  Jun 28, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 24 Seconds 
10:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:00 <Floss> i like swan diving her off cliffs
10:00 <Floss> for the lolls
10:00 <slinky_J> cafe del mar 4 evaz 
11:00 <Floss> im supposed to be doing schoolwork and now im googling tomb raider :/
12:00 <simba> fuk skool
12:00 <Floss> skool is money tho
12:00 <Floss> lol
12:00 <Floss> MONEY 4 GAMEZ
13:00 <simba> is it?
13:00 <simba> i wish it was
13:00 <simba> getting paid 2 go to skool would rule
13:00 <simba> https://i.ytimg.com/i/YM2ydc0tpphm8G36RKEmkg/mq1.jpg?v=50c784e3
13:00 <Floss> ive finished paying for school im working now
13:00 <Floss> but still need to finish 
14:00 <Floss> i dont think temple of osiris is proper tomb raider
14:00 <simba> and today in Tunes To Beat The Elderly To https://youtu.be/Caz9qK9K_Qg
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kahn - Fierce Views: 30,028   Uploader: tommo946 Uploaded: Published on Jun 20, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 12 Seconds 
17:00 <Floss> that was published on mah berfday!!!
25:00 <slinky_J> wooo
25:00 <slinky_J> fines department let me go wit not payin a payment lik 6 weeks ago
25:00 <slinky_J> so no late fee shit wotevs ahahaha
25:00 <slinky_J> i have girl sunglasses on right now.
26:00 <slinky_J> O_o
26:00 <Floss> lol so good day all round then
33:00 <Fez> balls
33:00 <slinky_J> woo dayz rule!
34:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
34:00 <slinky_J> i just so glad im off my diet for 2 weeks
34:00 <slinky_J> gonna put on like 2 kilo WOOO
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
34:00 <slinky_J> defeats purpose ino but diets r shit
34:00 <slinky_J> one day i will be chris farley
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… awesome?
35:00 <slinky_J> dude
35:00 <slinky_J> ur rootin skirmish
35:00 <slinky_J> is he good in bed?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, and so what if I am?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is it really any concern of yours?
36:00 <slinky_J> No. Not really.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> del there ya go :D
36:00 <slinky_J> tis funny though!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well*
36:00 <slinky_J> just coz irc relationships
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> funny, why?
36:00 <simba> lol if thats true
36:00 <slinky_J> lel
36:00 <slinky_J> i mean me n jono we like met
36:00 <slinky_J> but god did we throw up
37:00 <slinky_J> b like bball naw lil sister i gots to puke
37:00 <slinky_J> n i was like nawww broooo lets listen to this cool the lost boys theme
37:00 <simba> Skirmish is a fucking loser
37:00 <slinky_J> no shit
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> that's why L E L
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm also having a laugh that everyone assumes we are - does it really matter if we are or are not fucking?
38:00 <simba> no
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lets face it, he is a witty intelligent kinda guy
38:00 <simba> no he isnt
38:00 <simba> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:00 <simba> fuck me
38:00 <slinky_J> he puts so much shit on people kate
38:00 <slinky_J> and we all get that he is insecure
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um….
38:00 <slinky_J> does he let up to you and admit it?
38:00 <simba> hasnt he been trying to cheat on his missus through here for years
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so does everyone else!
38:00 <slinky_J> at least!
38:00 <simba> did he finally dump her to get some irc pussey
38:00 <slinky_J> no not everyone else.
39:00 <slinky_J> his missus he did catch in the bush to be fair..
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes they do! The reg chatters all troll each other
39:00 <slinky_J> to be hair-y
39:00 <slinky_J> anyway
39:00 <slinky_J> this song rulez tkay!
39:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMLMV6E4CM
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lost Boys - Soundtrack - Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys) - By Gerard McMann Views: 1,371,604   Uploader: DONTBESTUPID2 Uploaded:  Jan 29, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 49 Seconds 
39:00 <slinky_J> :P
40:00 <simba> he had to leave irc cos he couldnt stop showing how lonely and abusive he was, now StrykerX has taken his position
40:00 <slinky_J> well the rules changed ey
40:00 <simba> fucking fat losers in their late 30s trying to drag people down with them
40:00 <slinky_J> and I came back changed man
40:00 <slinky_J> SO CHANGED
40:00 <slinky_J> can do my own pants up now
40:00 <slinky_J> backwards.
40:00 <slinky_J> ;D
40:00 <slinky_J> skillzzset!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> what about without hands
42:00 <Floss> someone bring me a burger
44:00 <mrdanger> I am a witty and intelligent kind of guy
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that you are mr danger
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, be careful peeps my think we're fucking or have fucked or want to fuck
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i mention, fuck?
46:00 <mrdanger> I have had sex with every girl on the internet
46:00 <mrdanger> including the men
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you were rather good.. that one time ….
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> but lets not speak about that ;)
46:00 <mrdanger> I will try to refrain
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks you. My internet integrity and reputation is on the motherfuckin' line here yo' 
47:00 <mrdanger> irc babies are the real prize
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wouldn't want anyone to be under the impression that I enjoy having multiple sexual partners!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Or that I enjoy sex! MY GAWD! 
48:00 <mrdanger> you hook up with a guy, move interstate to bang him while living in his caravan and smoking weed/getting drunk together
48:00 <mrdanger> get pregnant, figure out he's a loser
48:00 <mrdanger> move away
48:00 <mrdanger> the end
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly….
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the get pregnant part 
48:00 <mrdanger> raise baby to repeat cycle
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes… i'm actually chatting from my caravan right now
49:00 <mrdanger> hopefully if it all works out you'll be a great grandmother in your 50s
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, perhaps!
49:00 <slinky_J> BOOM SHAKALAKA!
49:00 <mrdanger> even better, the more children you have the more likely one or more will be able to claim dsp 
49:00 <slinky_J> EVENING mrdanger
50:00 <mrdanger> and then you're rich
50:00 <slinky_J> dangerman*
50:00 <mrdanger> RICH I TELLS YOU
50:00 <slinky_J> even
50:00 <slinky_J> RICH!
50:00 <Fez> whos baking cakes?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> RICH!
50:00 <slinky_J> Beyond your wildest boner-waking mornings!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUck yea - have 8 kids, get a back injury collect DSP!
50:00 <slinky_J> having money sucks when you cant spend it..
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sell pain meds on the side, at the caravan park
50:00 <slinky_J> do eet
50:00 <mrdanger> my girlfriend is out of town on a work thing so i get to play playstation all night, how cool is that
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIVING THE DREAM
50:00 <slinky_J> i sell meds
50:00 <slinky_J> ;P
50:00 <Fez> have 12 kids, enough for a cricket team
51:00 <slinky_J> my dads mum had 13 kids
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys are such inspirational motivating peeps!
51:00 <slinky_J> he's the only one that's dead
51:00 <slinky_J> the eldest is older than my mother.
51:00 <slinky_J> O_o
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> tis pretty awesome mrdanger!
51:00 <Fez> kates having triplets
51:00 <slinky_J> back then they started REAL young
51:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
51:00 <slinky_J> pretty sure when my dads mum got married you could marry a 13 yr old.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw, not up the duff Fez
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> safe sex… 
51:00 <mrdanger> one day i will make some friends and be able to play a heist
51:00 <slinky_J> or your cousin
52:00 <Fez> oh pff
52:00 <Fez> safe sex is just having a safe word
52:00 <slinky_J> i didnt have safe sex last sat
52:00 <slinky_J> no 2 fridays ago even
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're saying that your family probably has some genetic abnormalities swimming around slinky?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> MAKES SENSE TO ME!
53:00 <slinky_J> no saturdays
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
53:00 <slinky_J> sif vom
53:00 <slinky_J> have u seen me?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't
53:00 <slinky_J> compared to your Skirmish
53:00 <slinky_J> L M F A O
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm taking about safe sex
53:00 <slinky_J> oh
53:00 <slinky_J> soz
53:00 <slinky_J> still
53:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish c'mon
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have no idea who you are
53:00 <slinky_J> dude uses coupons for woollies to get roots.
53:00 <slinky_J> pandas
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i've known skirmish for years…..
54:00 <slinky_J> this is my most used nick
54:00 <slinky_J> so
54:00 <slinky_J> I've known my mother for years
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have no idea who you are
54:00 <slinky_J> I'm not bangin' her clam.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> significance…. zero
54:00 <slinky_J> my name ain't Norman.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor is mine :/
54:00 <slinky_J> ur mum isnt bangin my mum?
54:00 <slinky_J> should hook em up
54:00 <slinky_J> ;D
55:00 <mrdanger> HIS NAME IS JOSH
55:00 <mrdanger> PANDASDONTPANTS
55:00 <slinky_J> my first nick was RogersRammingJet
55:00 <slinky_J> hu hu hu
55:00 <mrdanger> you must know him hes been here forever
56:00 <mrdanger> FOREVER
56:00 <slinky_J> b4 mrdanger was born
56:00 <slinky_J> but not before bastardly one
56:00 <mrdanger> hatched
56:00 <slinky_J> he was around before the fucking dinosaurs.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, nope
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't actually keep tabs on peeps who chat on irc
56:00 <slinky_J> Very Sad Pants right now kate
56:00 <mrdanger> he's got a big moon head
56:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
56:00 <slinky_J> i did when i was fat ass bro
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> only the peeps that I regularly chat to via PM really
57:00 <slinky_J> im not fat nemore
57:00 <mrdanger> katatonic_kate01: in the immortal words of shannon noel, WHAT ABOUT ME!?!
57:00 <slinky_J> havent been for like 3 yrs
57:00 <slinky_J> dunno y mew still says i am
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I should rephrase that
57:00 <slinky_J> surely shes stalked my fb
57:00 <mrdanger> thats cool I am fat again slinky
57:00 <mrdanger> we swapped
57:00 <slinky_J> r u?
58:00 <slinky_J> you were doing so swell
58:00 <mrdanger> yeah bruz
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I remember peeps who appear intelligent and can hold an intelligent convo
58:00 <slinky_J> and had a great beard..
58:00 <slinky_J> i went anno and put myself in priv hospital jan 2013
58:00 <slinky_J> was 61 kilo
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <mrdanger> katatonic_kate01: josh/pandasdontdrive was okay before the years of alcoholism drove him to a near pieter like irc persona
58:00 <mrdanger> but he still has his moments
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhhh
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's all lined back to some abuse 
59:00 <slinky_J> my mother
59:00 <slinky_J> she was too nice to me
59:00 <slinky_J> I never lerned the rels
59:00 <slinky_J> and how teh tiep
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i'm sure she was
59:00 <mrdanger> I'm pretty sure he's responsible for simba being thrust upon us as well
59:00 <mrdanger> so he has a lot to answer for really
59:00 <slinky_J> mr i post a pic of me from this time last yr
00:00 <slinky_J> coz i dont have any new ones
00:00 <slinky_J> cameras steal your erections.
00:00 <simba> what
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
00:00 <simba> if i met him thru here how did he introduce me to it? lol
00:00 <slinky_J> "Can you offer her wrapped candies?"
00:00 <slinky_J> yer
00:00 <slinky_J> wot
00:00 <mrdanger> simba: I thought it was the other way around
00:00 <simba> what made u think that
01:00 <slinky_J> YOU USED TO BE COOL CHINA!
01:00 <slinky_J> china still cool!
01:00 <mrdanger> you appeared from nowhere one day many moons ago, and the only thing i noticed was that you talked to josh like you knew each other
01:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1488248_10153503573012995_4231226739894216446_n.jpg?oh=be0e31fd202dfafd9e9420876663d3d2&oe=55B0E165
01:00 <slinky_J> me this time last yr
01:00 <mrdanger> so, assumptions were made
01:00 <slinky_J> just had that shoulder tat finished then
02:00 <slinky_J> n put weight back on like a good josh 
02:00 <mrdanger> but now you cant be buried in a jewish cemetary?
02:00 <slinky_J> man i didnt eat for 2 n half days till last night when i had vegies for dinner lol
02:00 <slinky_J> im not jewish
02:00 <mrdanger> still
02:00 <slinky_J> just attended a jewish school
02:00 <mrdanger> its something to consider
03:00 <mrdanger> I went to the shops before to get food and it was too early
03:00 <mrdanger> now its not too early and i cant be fucked going to the shops
03:00 <psYbR> slinky_J, you remind me of the computer guy from the first fast and furious movie
03:00 <simba> mrdanger it was so long ago that i dont know or care
03:00 <mrdanger> its a real issue
03:00 <slinky_J> who tf was that psYbR
03:00 <slinky_J> pic me up bro lolz
04:00 <slinky_J> i had those glasses on just before with some flowery girl ones upside down on top of them when i was chillin to lost boys song
04:00 <slinky_J> xD
04:00 <mrdanger> simba: I wasn't suggesting you should
04:00 <simba> just saying i cant remember anything about that long ago
04:00 <slinky_J> man
04:00 <simba> in regards to irc 
04:00 <mrdanger> you should consult a doctor
04:00 <slinky_J> i have this one good memeory of us irl simba
04:00 <simba> in regards to irc 
04:00 <slinky_J> we did somethin
04:00 <mrdanger> simba, still
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of which i'm gonna get a massage! Later peeps!
04:00 <slinky_J> im thinkin it was fun
05:00 <slinky_J> but it had no wii golf
05:00 <slinky_J> :/
05:00 <mrdanger> should have said client excited
05:00 <slinky_J> I LOVE TEH WII GOLF!
05:00 <Fez> massage means sex
05:00 <mrdanger> I am going to play gta online and play 100 parachute missions by myself
05:00 <mrdanger> because I am a sad lonely man
05:00 <psYbR> lol slinky_J this guy http://beardedcarguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Chad.jpg
05:00 <psYbR> the one who has ADD
05:00 <slinky_J> fuck gta online
05:00 <psYbR> and is a computer nerd
05:00 <slinky_J> brb lookin
06:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA HE RULED
06:00 <slinky_J> spesh coz he dies
06:00 <slinky_J> :( <3
06:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
06:00 <Floss> i had to google rectum
06:00 <mrdanger> I got netflix and it has lots of shit but nothing I want to watch
06:00 <mrdanger> I have gone through the list for like 20 minutes a few times
06:00 <slinky_J> fast 7 next week, im lookin forward to Adventure Time but prob not this yr but JURASSIC WORLD wooo
07:00 <slinky_J> anythin that costs money that u can dl for free
07:00 <Floss> is netflix worth it do you reckon
07:00 <slinky_J> fk it
07:00 <psYbR> but you totes look like him slinky_J 
07:00 <mrdanger> if it autoplayed random shit i might watch it
07:00 <slinky_J> wtf they gonna do
07:00 <psYbR> amirite
07:00 <mrdanger> but im not dedicated to clicking on something
07:00 <slinky_J> prosecute every pirate dler
07:00 <mrdanger> floss: the first month is definitely worth it because it is free
07:00 <mrdanger> but yeah its only 15 bucks a month for the 4k stream
07:00 <slinky_J> sif pay for tv n movies :/
07:00 <mrdanger> better than the 75 i pay for foxtel
07:00 <mrdanger> cunts
07:00 <slinky_J> kickasstorrents
07:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <mrdanger> why not pirate bay?
08:00 <slinky_J> www.boredpanda.com
08:00 <slinky_J> check that site out so cool lolz
08:00 <slinky_J> nothin to do with pirating but cool haha
08:00 <slinky_J> pirate bay is monitered mang
08:00 <mrdanger> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> it's a set uuup
08:00 <slinky_J> every1 knows that.
09:00 <Floss> i wonder if i should go to maccas and do my schoolwork
09:00 <slinky_J> those cunts are done because they were dumb.
09:00 <mrdanger> every1 knows that if you aren't usin a vpn you shouldn't internet
09:00 <Floss> it would have faster internets
09:00 <mrdanger> jeez panda
09:00 <slinky_J> i wouldve done the time
09:00 <slinky_J> instead of fleeing
09:00 <slinky_J> flea-ing
09:00 <slinky_J> Oh fahleez
09:00 <mrdanger> theyre trying to pass legislation to block all the torrent sites
10:00 <mrdanger> so they might all disappear if you dont havea vpn anyway
10:00 <slinky_J> wont work
10:00 <simba> wearin sunnies on irc
10:00 <slinky_J> look at china
10:00 <simba> this is the high life
10:00 <slinky_J> that Llama thing
10:00 <mrdanger> im pretty high
10:00 <slinky_J> i forget everything except the Llama
10:00 <slinky_J> ye
10:00 <slinky_J> they get around the censorship etc.
10:00 <slinky_J> we would too
11:00 <slinky_J> nobody owns the interwebz yo
11:00 <mrdanger> thats why i said if you don't have a vpn
11:00 <slinky_J> uno it better than me mothafucka!
11:00 <simba> i need 2 start using a vpn
11:00 <slinky_J> man I'd love to be the first person openly prosecuted in Australia for downloading illegal material
11:00 <slinky_J> it wouldnt work
11:00 <slinky_J> it'd make it worse for them.
12:00 <simba> i said trannies are fucked in this other channel and all these PC teenagers started going mental and eventually i got banned
12:00 <simba> fucken trannies
12:00 <slinky_J> you dont beat somebody more than you need to for them to submit
12:00 <simba> now im a transophobe
12:00 <slinky_J> you beat them more and they begin to like it.
12:00 <simba> tattoo it on my forehead
12:00 <mrdanger> anywho, i download or stream new shows/movies all the time, but once the new streaming services exist to actually compete i suspect illegal downloads will be a thing of the past
12:00 <slinky_J> simba
12:00 <slinky_J> in my mind
12:00 <slinky_J> you are Finn from AT
12:00 <mrdanger> they will release movies on the same day as box office releases and we will all go about our lives
12:00 <slinky_J> no shit srs u r lolz
13:00 <simba> it sux how many people are giving up and going 2 netflix
13:00 <mrdanger> giving up?
13:00 <mrdanger> lol
13:00 <simba> like piratebay goes down and thats it?
13:00 <mrdanger> I can get netflix stan and presto for 30 bucks a month less than i pay for foxtel
13:00 <mrdanger> ballsacks
13:00 <slinky_J> i aint
13:00 <slinky_J> i might get an AT tat tho
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <simba> but u can get all those shows for free if u know what ur doing yea
14:00 <mrdanger> it's a different thing
14:00 <Floss> mrdanger with netflix is there a limit to how much you can watch?
14:00 <slinky_J> simba
14:00 <slinky_J> pls watch this
14:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vE6hfVKGMk
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Adventure Time finn's powers Views: 15,518   Uploader: GagBomb24 Uploaded:  Jul 23, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 31 Seconds 
14:00 <simba> no
14:00 <mrdanger> no floss.. in fact on the 15/month 4k stream, you can watch 4 shows on 4 devices at the same time
14:00 <mrdanger> its pretty gangster
14:00 <slinky_J> PLS
15:00 <mrdanger> on the 12 dollar hd stream you get 3 screens i think
15:00 <Floss> so can you watch pretty much immediately
15:00 <slinky_J> like 30 seconds in
15:00 <slinky_J> the  vid is shit quality
15:00 <Serenity> its streaming. its instant
15:00 <mrdanger> yeah floss just sign up and start streaming
15:00 <simba> why dont you use this vpn to get all thse shows instead of paying the subscription services
15:00 <mrdanger> youll have a month of free shows
15:00 <slinky_J> i h8 u simbaz
15:00 <simba> thats what i wanna understand
15:00 <mrdanger> and you can cancel before the end of the month if you dont wanna pay
15:00 <slinky_J> man
15:00 <slinky_J> streaming is so good
15:00 <Floss> i would do it but i can even use google on this internet
16:00 <slinky_J> why rnt ps4 gamers all like
16:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
16:00 <slinky_J> xbox one and windows 10
16:00 <Floss> ive gone from 200g per month to 10
16:00 <slinky_J> stream ur games to laptop
16:00 <mrdanger> netflix streaming quality is so much better than my internet foxtel shit, its craycray
16:00 <slinky_J> n ipad
16:00 <slinky_J> shiz
16:00 <Serenity> not everyone wants to pirate shows simba
16:00 <Floss> and it seems thers no way i can get more
16:00 <slinky_J> n game on dat!
16:00 <Serenity> its really as simple as that
16:00 <slinky_J> fuck streaming
16:00 <slinky_J> tho i like the idea of gamin on my laptop outside..
16:00 <slinky_J> back to Fargothia!
16:00 <simba> weve been pirating for over a decade why are people changing their tune on that now
16:00 <mrdanger> floss: thats brutal
17:00 <simba> just because some sub services came in
17:00 <Serenity> i dont think they are changing their tune
17:00 <slinky_J> When hence he did noteth cometh from beyond.
17:00 <Serenity> not everyone has been into it
17:00 <simba> but its been our.... culture
17:00 <slinky_J> i remember the days
17:00 <Serenity> and the simple fact is finding good torrents or even the torrents at all is getting harder and harder
17:00 <simba> nobodys cared about that
17:00 <slinky_J> when a m8 would burn a cd
17:00 <Floss> i would love netflix i would never dl
17:00 <slinky_J> n you would pay em ten bucks for it
17:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:00 <slinky_J> WU TANG!
17:00 <simba> thats the sucky part finding them harder 2 find
17:00 <Floss> lol i dlded 8 mile in high school
17:00 <mrdanger> again, the assumption that people who use netflix arent going to illegally download new release movies or shows they dont have access to is odd
17:00 <Floss> i made so much money
17:00 <slinky_J> wo im older than u
18:00 <slinky_J> word
18:00 <slinky_J> ^5 Floss
18:00 <Floss> it was about a month before it came out in cinema
18:00 <Floss> i think i was using fkn waixmule rofl
18:00 <Serenity> no one said they still wouldnt. some people dont however
18:00 <Floss> but yeah if i can get decent internet i would deff get netflix and never dl it doesnt sit well with me
19:00 <slinky_J> I think
19:00 <slinky_J> a man only wants one thing in this world
19:00 <slinky_J> cheese
19:00 <Floss> whopper with cheese
19:00 <mrdanger> i illegally download shit like the walking dead even though i pay for foxtel which has showcase which has the straight from the US shit
19:00 <slinky_J> and if you cant give him that, give him some peanut butter to hope for
19:00 <slinky_J> and if you cant give him that!
19:00 <mrdanger> but its at 1:30pm and 9:30pm and has fuckloads of ads
19:00 <Floss> i made my man brownies
19:00 <slinky_J> just give him some beanz!!!!!!! *pooot*
19:00 <Floss> hes been a happy little sausage ever since
19:00 <Serenity> anyone who pays for foxtel is a chump
19:00 <mrdanger> pretty retardo
20:00 <mrdanger> my gf likes music countdowns
20:00 <mrdanger> lol
20:00 <Floss> ohh i remember that
20:00 <Floss> i like vh1
20:00 <Floss> id put it on while i did the housework
20:00 <Floss> i think its bullshit how you pay for tv with adds...greedy cunts
21:00 <mrdanger> and i dont mind having the sport, but even that you can live stream pretty much any match for free on the i nterwebs
21:00 <Floss> i had my first foxtel salesman come to the door before i moved out of that house, he was pretty desperate to sell me something lol
21:00 <mrdanger> yeah im getting rid of foxtel we only had it coz my gf is old fashioned/not particularly tech savvy
21:00 <Floss> im like how do you still exist
22:00 <mrdanger> lol
22:00 <mrdanger> they wont for long
22:00 <Floss> every room in that house was wired for foxtel
22:00 <Floss> he fkn knew it
22:00 <mrdanger> two things missing from netflix though, reality tv shit and crim shows
22:00 <Floss> for the cost of a coffe you can have this and this and blah blah
22:00 <Floss> nah im right i has internet lol
23:00 <mrdanger> crime shows are the best thing about foxtel, but theyre also easy to find online 
23:00 <Floss> last time i had tonsillitis i downloaded a heap of Cheaters
23:00 <Floss> lol
23:00 <mrdanger> again, ive noticed with netflix though that coz you have to pick what you watch i dont watch anything, then i just flick back to tv and watch something i could have picked on netflix
23:00 <Floss> it rotted my brain
23:00 <mrdanger> im too lazy to do the choosing, is the point
24:00 <mrdanger> maybe i should just not spend 20 hours a day in front of screens
25:00 <Floss> i want a burger then sex then a nap
26:00 <slinky_J> man the end of Notorious brings a tear to my eye
26:00 <slinky_J> or five
26:00 <slinky_J> O_O :P
34:00 <slinky_J> soz i done ruint chat!
38:00 <Floss> lol
44:00 <faux> Zz
44:00 <faux> Is it nap time yet
44:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
45:00 <slinky_J> gotta pay mum rent at 1 30
47:00 <faux> Does ya mum give ya mates rates 
49:00 <nate> she hot?
56:00 <slinky_J> NO
56:00 <slinky_J> she does chicks for free
56:00 <slinky_J> she uses her butt plug-extension unit to block out the men that dont got a dollah!
56:00 <slinky_J> xD ;P
56:00 <slinky_J> i gotta pay her rent now so ffs
58:00 <mrgrumpy> Floss have you got Sickbeard or CouchPotato?
06:00 <Fez> sockjocks
06:00 <Fez> making the meat look bigger since 2015 
16:00 <simba> sorry i had 2 leave
17:00 <simba> but if you do still download then why would you have services like netflix and foxtel
17:00 <simba> cos anything on them is available to dl
17:00 <simba> as long as u can be bothered hunt9ing
03:00 <slinky_J> Amaaaazzzinnnggggg Grraaaaaccee howwwww sweeeet this milkkkkk shaaakkkkeeee
03:00 <slinky_J> amenz. ^_^
03:00 <slinky_J> caramel
05:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
16:00 <doctor> soup
18:00 <Dugnuts> soup huh
31:00 <slinky_J> wooo milkshake
31:00 <slinky_J> first one i had in yearz
32:00 <slinky_J> aint even finished it
32:00 <slinky_J> bought a stout ^_^
32:00 <slinky_J> now wot 2 do
32:00 <slinky_J> ashlee calls n i was out so she isnt comin ova now
32:00 <slinky_J> prob good because ive hardly slept and I'm speaking faster than hussein bolt runs
32:00 <slinky_J> BAM!
33:00 <slinky_J> soup
33:00 <tisk> soup
33:00 <slinky_J> i like that soup is back
34:00 <slinky_J> cause i aint said that since I was like 15
34:00 <slinky_J> chattin up chicks on RED
34:00 <slinky_J> which became channel V
34:00 <slinky_J> niggaz be outta time wit the lingo like this dude this morning, yeah, at the servo he said to me he said "I just got back, had ta walk from queens I got rolled bad"
35:00 <slinky_J> I'm thinkin wtf kid you must be fucking 16
35:00 <slinky_J> speaking like you grew up in the nineties.
36:00 <tisk> ✕✗✘ 
37:00 <tisk> ✛ ✜ ✙
37:00 <tisk> kewl
37:00 <slinky_J> u got teh spray but do you sign the trains?
37:00 <tisk> nah
38:00 <slinky_J> promoe - these walls don't lie
38:00 <nate> slinky_J u over at tisks place smoking weed?
38:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck is tisk
38:00 <nate> guess?
38:00 <slinky_J> I am over no dudes place.
38:00 <slinky_J> oh
38:00 <slinky_J> nerd?
38:00 <nate> hes a hot dude
38:00 <nate> 6 foot 5
38:00 <nate> hot
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> oh it aint steven
39:00 <slinky_J> i am six foot tall
39:00 <nate> good genes
39:00 <slinky_J> How would I know this?
39:00 <slinky_J> I am just a simple farmer of one weed plant
39:00 <slinky_J> and seller of valiums to one person
39:00 <slinky_J> whom also loves to diet and complain about his diet and drink beer
39:00 <slinky_J> although he never buys his favourite beer
40:00 <slinky_J> because he likes to drink his favourite beer at his favourite UK themed pub in town
40:00 <slinky_J> now what does any of this have to do with tisk?
40:00 <nate> yeah who is tisk 
40:00 <slinky_J> idc
40:00 <slinky_J> chad?
40:00 <slinky_J> beagle?
41:00 <slinky_J> or has he drunk himself to death
41:00 <slinky_J> amen soz for ur loss *drinks beer*
41:00 <slinky_J> so my gf n i have kinda broken up
41:00 <nate> so tisk has a chance?
41:00 <slinky_J> didnt tell her i fucked a chick last saturday..
41:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck is tisk
41:00 <nate> u tell me!
41:00 <slinky_J> im opening my chest up to you
42:00 <slinky_J> I'M BLEEDING ALL SORTS OF STRAWBERRY FLAVOURS HERE MAN!
42:00 <slinky_J> haha
42:00 <slinky_J> my best mate is goin to singapore next week then back to japan
42:00 <slinky_J> sigh
42:00 <slinky_J> :/
42:00 <slinky_J> simba uno who i mean :P :P
43:00 <simba> never
43:00 <slinky_J> lols
44:00 <slinky_J> yer mentioned u
44:00 <slinky_J> coz we talked about consoles
44:00 <slinky_J> hah
44:00 <slinky_J> !
44:00 <slinky_J> ^big exclamation
44:00 <slinky_J> i want to take acting classes
44:00 <slinky_J> to help with confidence ey
47:00 <simba> yea
47:00 <simba> act it up
47:00 <simba> lil experiment: fly interstate and act like a different person the entire time
47:00 <simba> watch tarantino movies for inspiration
47:00 <simba> his characters are always playing an act
47:00 <simba> in an act
50:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/l/t1.0-9/10957145_754273838003907_2826380239530058822_n.jpg?oh=1e2d830a80e389aaae9d2239d9f43416&oe=557AAF56
50:00 <slinky_J> :o
51:00 <simba> is that fence wearing a shoe
58:00 <slinky_J> some stripper requested me on fb
58:00 <slinky_J> that was off her wall
58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
58:00 <slinky_J> she werkz up teh road haha
59:00 <slinky_J> I am the broke so no going out for me.
59:00 <slinky_J> It's a hard knock life for a gay stay-at-home-cam pornstar.
06:00 <entombed> Serenity
11:00 <Serenity> what now
13:00 <entombed> good to see you around
13:00 <entombed> !
13:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
14:00 <entombed> good to see you not slacking off on the job :P
14:00 <Serenity> ive typed 5 lines here today. totes slacking
14:00 <slinky_J> I SAID
14:00 <slinky_J> I will slit your eyelids
15:00 <slinky_J> something
15:00 <slinky_J> so you dont blink
15:00 <slinky_J> when I stab you in the FACE!
15:00 <simba> slinky_J please 
16:00 <simba> you may be scaring people
16:00 <simba> or arousing nate
16:00 <slinky_J> he ma homey
16:00 <slinky_J> homeys love homeys
16:00 <simba> me ho
17:00 <entombed> Serenity good to see you still active
17:00 <entombed> doing the job
17:00 <simba> shut the feck up entombed
17:00 <Serenity> seconded
17:00 <entombed> why?
17:00 <entombed> what have I done?
18:00 <simba> dont ask questions and youll get no lies
18:00 <simba> --- morpheus, the matrix
18:00 <entombed> be yourself for once
18:00 <simba> you too mate
18:00 <simba> stop saying dumb shit about good 2 see ops active
18:00 <simba> be yourself
18:00 <simba> 4:1)
18:00 <simba> be "entombed"
18:00 <simba> is that a black metal track
19:00 <simba> or band
19:00 <Serenity> be oneee with the earthhh mann
19:00 <simba> sweedish death metal
19:00 <simba> so close
19:00 <simba> do you use irc with warpaint on
20:00 <simba> lol i googled black metal fan but just got pics of.... black metal fans
22:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:00 <Serenity> I wILL eAT yOUR sOUL
23:00 <simba> slinky_Js mate
23:00 <Serenity> he always seemed like he would like black metal
23:00 <simba> i remember that pic the big version had these big goth statues behind him
23:00 <simba> warlcocks or whatever bullshit
23:00 <simba> those things from off your tree probs
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <Serenity> i got piercing jewelery from there once
26:00 <Serenity> alright im out bbl
27:00 <faux> warlcocks
36:00 <tisk> faux
37:00 <entombed> faux should be op
53:00 <bee_girl> hey frayedknot
53:00 <frayedknot> good afternoon bee_girl 
54:00 <frayedknot> how's the hive going?
10:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
38:00 <slinky_J> tens of thousands of Australians help bring great movies like this to you (RED DOG)
38:00 <slinky_J> I think I will keep pirating films thx!
38:00 <slinky_J> Michael Caine is harry brown
40:00 <TheRiddler> if you can afford them why still pirate
41:00 <slinky_J> why waste money if you cant be prosecuted?
41:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <StrykerX> Lean on meee.. When you're not stronggg..
44:00 <slinky_J> but I got a hard on
44:00 <slinky_J> ...
45:00 <slinky_J> suck it onnnnnn!!!!
45:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin' ;D
47:00 <slinky_J> um
47:00 <slinky_J> off?
47:00 <slinky_J> lel
47:00 <slinky_J> OFF INTO HER ASIAN FACE
47:00 <slinky_J> werdlez
48:00 <slinky_J> time for slow movie
48:00 <slinky_J> drama
48:00 <StrykerX> :'D
49:00 <slinky_J> my girl says she has heaps of the german beer i like
49:00 <slinky_J> YESSSS
49:00 <slinky_J> lolz
49:00 <slinky_J> tho i wish i was goin to see KISS wit her
49:00 <slinky_J> that wood b wilde
50:00 <doctor> http://imgur.com/gallery/jVSV3At
55:00 <Fez> nikkerz
55:00 <Nikky`> Fezzers
55:00 <Fez> hows the cricket on your end?
55:00 <Nikky`> No idea
55:00 <Fez> pff
55:00 <Fez> its your secret love
55:00 <Nikky`> Only got my power back on
56:00 <Nikky`> So had laptop on to keep me busy
56:00 <Nikky`> Why I am here
56:00 <Nikky`> Tho not for long..I can finally make dinner
59:00 <Fez> shouldve gotten take away
59:00 <Fez> yum
59:00 <Nikky`> ummmm the power was out round me?
59:00 <MrMark> boo!
59:00 <Nikky`> around
00:00 <Fez> go to next town?
00:00 <Fez> like ooomp would
00:00 <ooomp> Yeah like I would
00:00 <ooomp> I would do lots of things actually
01:00 <ooomp> But probably not what Fez is referring to 
01:00 <Fez> would you do pilates?
01:00 <ooomp> I've tried. Not as flexible as you need to be
01:00 <Fez> lets go jogging
03:00 <Fez> ello liinda
03:00 <Liinda> hai fezzleness
03:00 <Fez> lets bake pie
04:00 <Lish> Let's not do any of those things 
04:00 <ooomp> Is that code
04:00 <Fez> nope
04:00 <Liinda> a pie of love?
04:00 <Fez> apple pie?
04:00 <ooomp> That you jog for
05:00 <ooomp> Metaphorical
05:00 <Liinda> i swear that HIgher Love song, I always thought they sang, Bae me a pie of love, whooooooaaaa ohhh
05:00 <Nikky`> ok time to make dinner.. have a good night
05:00 <Fez> mmmm pie
06:00 <Fez> all fries come from france i heard
08:00 <Liinda> except for curly fries, they are piggy tails
08:00 <Fez> bacony
08:00 <Liinda> mmm bacon pie
08:00 <Fez> ill take 2 thanx
10:00 <Liinda> http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2012/10/Bacon-lattice-pie.jpg
10:00 <Liinda> mmmm
11:00 <ooomp> Everything is better with bacon
11:00 <Fez> you had me at hello
14:00 <Liinda> My best mate LOVES bacon and she married a muslim.
14:00 <Liinda> SO she cant have any in the house
15:00 <Liinda> so we go out on bacon dates
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <xm> i bet he drinks alcohol though
15:00 <Liinda> Yup, double standrads everywhere
15:00 <Liinda> Dependong on the type of muslim i think there are dff rules.. i dunno enough about it tho
15:00 <Liinda> some aren even allowed to listen to music
15:00 <xm> yeah, it depends 
16:00 <xm> some say it's OK as long as it's religious. others say only certain instruments etc
16:00 <TheRiddler> man listening to music must be hard
16:00 <TheRiddler> *not
16:00 <TheRiddler> go into a store
16:00 <xm> if you think their food rules are complicated wait until you read about their toilet rules which goes for pages
16:00 <Liinda> Yeah i know right
16:00 <TheRiddler> most stores have music
16:00 <Liinda> Yup, after sex they have to shower and say prayers to allah
17:00 <xm> and if they fart during prayer they have to start again. just little things like that are lolworthy
17:00 <TheRiddler> thank you for that awesome anal
17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:00 <Liinda> hahahahahaha
17:00 <xm> i wonder if Muslis do suicide bomber foreplay
17:00 <Liinda> Nah look, each to their own.
17:00 <xm> oh my martyr
17:00 <Fez> allahianz insurance
17:00 <xm> do it baby
18:00 <xm> come on ahmed
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to blow!
18:00 <Liinda> He doesnt force his views on her, just wants the respect of not having bacon in the house, everything else he is normal with
18:00 <xm> HehahAEhe
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Liinda> Just like wogs fast etc... each religion has different levels of worship
18:00 <Fez> if i was her id kiss him with bacon breathe
18:00 <TheRiddler> get a freezer full of bacon in the garage
18:00 <xm> Liinda, i can see a scene now how she accidentally buys pizza with bacon on it and he's yelling at her with a stubby in his hand
19:00 <TheRiddler> and a bbq
19:00 <Liinda> Its happened before when they first started dating.
19:00 <Liinda> Think he was told something didnt have bacon, think it was sausages. was told they were beffo but were actually a mix.
20:00 <Liinda> he said they tasted awesome, even after he found out they had bacon. just their beliefs re pigs stopped him. they sell bacon flavoured stuff for muslims.
20:00 <Dugnuts>  its pretty hard to respect a religion so stupid that it cant change its beliefs now that we have refrigeration and pork doesnt make you sick when you eat it
21:00 <Liinda> Dugnuts, that same line can be used for every religion. A lot is archaic belifs but people latch on to it and belive it.
21:00 <Liinda> omg i cant type
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh im pretty universal with my opinion on religions
21:00 <Dugnuts> they are all stupid
21:00 <Dugnuts> but some are stupider than others
21:00 <Liinda> I gree
21:00 <nate> i dig nuts
21:00 <Liinda> *agree
21:00 <xm> Dugnuts, which one is the least stupid?
21:00 <Liinda> I have friends who are mormon or born again, and they dont believe in dinosaurs.
22:00 <Liinda> Like SERIOUSLY?
22:00 <TheRiddler> take them to a museum
22:00 <Liinda> they have fucking fossils
22:00 <Dugnuts> the one where im the deity of course
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah, god put those there to confuse peopel
22:00 <Dugnuts> people
22:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
22:00 <xm> Christians do believe in dinosaurs. it's just that they believe dinosaurs were contemporary with man
23:00 <TheRiddler> they probably think it's all a hoax
23:00 <TheRiddler> like conspiracy nuts and the moon landing
24:00 <Liinda> who knows.
24:00 <xm> Fred Flinstone believes in dinosaurs. he rode a t-rex every Sunday to church
26:00 <Liinda> I would worship Dino
28:00 <xm> Dino
28:00 <xm> Information
28:00 <xm> Species 	Snorkasaurus
28:00 <xm> Gender 	Male
28:00 <xm> Spouse(s) 	name unknown
28:00 <xm> Children 	15
29:00 <xm> he's a deadbeat dad dinosaur!
29:00 <xm> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dino_%28The_Flintstones%29
29:00 <faux> I wanna go to africaaa
29:00 <faux> Its the place to beeeee
29:00 <faux> Lots of lions lots of tigers lots of things to seeeeee
30:00 <faux> Who will go with meeeeee to the land across the seaaaaa
30:00 <faux> We can go exploring but we must be back for tea
30:00 <faux> Where's my.camera where's my cameraaa
33:00 <slinky_J> yer so
33:00 <slinky_J> um
33:00 <slinky_J> I gained this chubbagrub
33:00 <slinky_J> dunno whutta doo I'm all like WHOAH NILLY! 
33:00 <slinky_J> ;D
33:00 <TheRiddler> now I have ebola
34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <TheRiddler> that's the new line
34:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
35:00 <slinky_J> I think you sunk your teeth into me babes
35:00 <slinky_J> "didnt even blow u"
35:00 <slinky_J> o, ur chihuahua, my bad!
35:00 <slinky_J> *runs out!*
49:00 <slinky_J> hi British^Meat
49:00 <slinky_J> any quips
49:00 <slinky_J> epigraph or something?
49:00 <slinky_J> to diss me?
49:00 <British^Meat> R U drunk or high?
49:00 <slinky_J> neither..
49:00 <British^Meat> bollocks
49:00 <slinky_J> just being forward you pill
50:00 <British^Meat> y?
50:00 <British^Meat> u know i think youre a dumb shit
50:00 <British^Meat> only time you're "forward" with me is when you are off your face
50:00 <entombed> British^Meat what did you do today?
51:00 <British^Meat> worked, like i do every othr day
51:00 <British^Meat> cept weekends
51:00 <entombed> work for what point?
52:00 <British^Meat> i chase the almighty dollar
56:00 <entombed> i chase the cheese
00:00 <Liinda> who moved my cheese
01:00 <entombed> a rat\
01:00 <entombed> king rat
04:00 <Floss> something smells fishy
06:00 <Serenity> close your legs then
07:00 <Floss> :o
07:00 <Floss> :D
07:00 <clubsamwich> (:
08:00 <Serenity> hahahah
09:00 <Floss> cropdusting
09:00 <Floss> rub it in!
09:00 <Floss> its good mozzie repellant!
09:00 <Serenity> good lord
09:00 <slinky_J> soz British^Meat
10:00 <slinky_J> had something better to do
10:00 <Floss> really its good anything repellant
10:00 <slinky_J> *poot*
10:00 <slinky_J> ;P
10:00 <clubsamwich> except dogs
10:00 <Floss> even dogs have limits
10:00 <slinky_J> clubsamwich I haz enuff foodz to make teh FULL CLUB SAMMICH!
10:00 <slinky_J> aka YOUR FARRRRTHHHUURRR!
10:00 <slinky_J> ;D
11:00 <slinky_J> the one cursed even by ze germanz!
11:00 <clubsamwich> mr club sammich senior is my father, just call me mr club sammich senior junior
11:00 <mrdanger> so whats teh deal with that plane crash 
11:00 <slinky_J> time to watch Coriolanus
11:00 <slinky_J> again
12:00 <clubsamwich> deal or no deal
12:00 <mrdanger> pilot locked out trying to get back in, does that mean the pilot in there crashed it deliberately, or did he have a heart attack or something
12:00 <slinky_J> MAKE YOU A SWORD OF ME
12:00 <mrdanger> which one of you knows the answer
12:00 <slinky_J> Why isn't there a Paradise Lost film?
13:00 <mrdanger> there is a documentary?
13:00 <mrdanger> theres also a film actually
13:00 <slinky_J> would be a great twenty four hour film!
13:00 <slinky_J> lol really?
13:00 <mrdanger> paradise lost = the 3 kids accused of murder in the usa
13:00 <slinky_J> from the first book, a film could be made.
13:00 <slinky_J> ah
13:00 <slinky_J> pff
13:00 <slinky_J> God is not great.
13:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J: there is a paradise lost film
13:00 <mrdanger> there are like 3 docos about it, spanning a decade
13:00 <mrdanger> then they were finally released
14:00 <mrdanger> but they had to sign something saying they did it/didnt not do it
14:00 <mrdanger> before they would be released from death row and shit
14:00 <clubsamwich> i've seen the doco and then the follow up doco when they get released
14:00 <mrdanger> the state not wanting to take the blame
14:00 <mrdanger> for raping their lives
14:00 <slinky_J> Millions of spirits for his fault amerced
14:00 <slinky_J> Of heaven, and from eternal slendours flung
14:00 <slinky_J> For his revolt - yet faithful how they stood,
15:00 <mrdanger> turned out the not crazy step father of one of the boys killed em
15:00 <slinky_J> Their glory withered; as, when heaven's fire
15:00 <mrdanger> i always thought it was the crazy one
15:00 <mrdanger> with no teeth and shit
15:00 <slinky_J> Hath scathed the fores oaks or mountain pines
15:00 <clubsamwich> horrible story that
15:00 <mrdanger> yeah it was bad, and just coz 3 kids from a small town were in to heavy metal they got accused of being satanists and shit
15:00 <mrdanger> brutal
15:00 <slinky_J> the horrible is never in the non-fiction
16:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, just because they were different
16:00 <slinky_J> the horrible is always in fiction
16:00 <slinky_J> the two american kids that loved scream so much they killed one of their best friends, some chick
16:00 <mrdanger> turns out the 'ritual mutilations' were just hungry turtles eating the kidsd gonads
16:00 <slinky_J> art imitating life imitating art becoming life-art.
16:00 <mrdanger> crazy crazy shit.
16:00 <slinky_J> murder is natural
17:00 <slinky_J> otherwise it would not happen.
17:00 <slinky_J> I loved when Obama went to that town where the Joker killer murdered those cinema goers
18:00 <slinky_J> and everybody in the room with him, were all hand picked.
18:00 <slinky_J> yet, most people don't know this shit
18:00 <slinky_J> they see it on tele and don't know that everybody in the crowd, it's a circus, it's all made up.
19:00 <slinky_J> mrdanger you see the jack the ripper thing on sbs last night?
19:00 <clubsamwich> i liked the story of the kids who pretended they were going to kill their friend, this girl, and recorded her saying a last message to her mum ...well i didn't like that, but they ended up getting jail time ...fuckin' idiots
19:00 <Liinda> phwoal panadols how much typing
19:00 <slinky_J> one of my best friends considered kidnapping and murdering me
20:00 <slinky_J> he is in prison..
20:00 <slinky_J> for murder.
20:00 <slinky_J> lols
21:00 <entombed> so many malware/virus scanners are shit
21:00 <entombed> far out
21:00 <entombed> 90% of them dont even work
24:00 <clubsamwich> have you tried using them on your dick?
24:00 <ShadowLurker> what dick
25:00 <clubsamwich> that dick
28:00 <entombed> not sure why id use a virus scanner on my dick for 
28:00 <entombed> but ill try
29:00 <entombed> was long time
29:00 <clubsamwich> hhahaha
29:00 <ShadowLurker> itll be a long time still
29:00 <entombed> i might try a relationship soon
30:00 <entombed> but over irc
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
30:00 <entombed> did it years ago sort of worked
30:00 <ShadowLurker> its been so long your dicks still on dialup
30:00 <ShadowLurker> 23.3k mate
30:00 <clubsamwich> i did one over msn messenger years and years ago
31:00 <entombed> well actually im running dialup at the moment
31:00 <entombed> im going to create just a pc for irc
31:00 <entombed> irc and old dos games
31:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you bullshit so much
31:00 <entombed> only allowed to run off dialup... clubsamwich yes msn sucks
31:00 <clubsamwich> it was like a pretend relationship, learned some things about how chicks can be manipulative
31:00 <entombed> ShadowLurker bullshit about what?
32:00 <ShadowLurker> everything
32:00 <entombed> ive got heaps of old pc parts and pcs ill just get one going again its been an idea for so long
32:00 <entombed> whats so hard to believe someone cant install windows 95 again LOL
32:00 <ShadowLurker> in reality youre gunna sit there pining over shit you cant have crywank urself to sleep
32:00 <clubsamwich> 14.4k
32:00 <ShadowLurker> rinse repeat
32:00 <entombed> sorry what?
32:00 <clubsamwich> that was the min speed for internet
33:00 <entombed> im going to wank over my pc?
33:00 <clubsamwich> then came the 28.8
33:00 <entombed> yes clubsamwich long time ago
33:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
33:00 <clubsamwich> wowza what a speed difference
33:00 <entombed> 14.4 then 33.6 
33:00 <clubsamwich> then 56k  and we were blazing
33:00 <ShadowLurker> ive still got a 9600baud modem
33:00 <entombed> 56k still old days
33:00 <ShadowLurker> 0.96k
34:00 <clubsamwich> do you think if you met someone with dial-up when they could get broadband you would just murder them? it would probably improve their life
34:00 <entombed> lol
35:00 <entombed> nah i wouldnt care id think it was cool
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol if
35:00 <ShadowLurker> never happen
36:00 <entombed> im done with pcs they can go to hell
41:00 <entombed> `listban
42:00 <Picard> ello
43:00 <entombed> hi Picard
43:00 <clubsamwich> hello Mr Picard 
45:00 <Picard> how are we all?
45:00 <clubsamwich> outstanding, good sir
47:00 <Picard> good to hear
48:00 <entombed> how was your day picard?
49:00 <Picard> awesome
49:00 <Picard> living the dream :)
56:00 <TNT> Soup
58:00 <couleurs> WoOp_wOoP
03:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <British^Meat> requires an update
04:00 <Serenity> connection lost
05:00 <entombed> ps4 great
05:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah !
05:00 <entombed> ip6 sucks
05:00 <slinky_J> fk ps4
05:00 <slinky_J> i gettin wi U
05:00 <slinky_J> :P
05:00 <Serenity> bee_girl and couleurs should have babies
05:00 <entombed> why wii u?
05:00 <bee_girl> ^^^^
05:00 <slinky_J> because I have xbox one
05:00 <entombed> nintendo has lost it their games are so shit
05:00 <entombed> n64 was their last good console
05:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <slinky_J> what's the point in getting another computer console with exclusive games
06:00 <slinky_J> both do 1080p
06:00 <slinky_J> etc
06:00 <entombed> no point buying a ps4 if u got a xbox one
06:00 <slinky_J> infact xbox one does better
06:00 <entombed> unless u want some playstation exclusives
06:00 <entombed> like unchartered 4 yes please
06:00 <slinky_J> share button lol
06:00 <slinky_J> yer good games
06:00 <entombed> wii had that cool samuri beat em up that was prob the best game on wii
06:00 <slinky_J> i am wii u all teh way now
07:00 <slinky_J> oh yer man i had that
07:00 <slinky_J> that was fun as haha
07:00 <entombed> great game cant remember the name. u know wii is very easy to hack
07:00 <entombed> ull have every game in no time
07:00 <slinky_J> i still got my 3rd wii at mums
07:00 <slinky_J> red somethin?
07:00 <slinky_J> somethin with red?
07:00 <entombed> red???
07:00 <slinky_J> the fps
07:00 <slinky_J> where u used a sword
07:00 <entombed> red fraction?
07:00 <slinky_J> on wii
08:00 <slinky_J> lol red faction
08:00 <slinky_J> tie fighter?
08:00 <tisk> lol demolition
08:00 <entombed> red faction it was
08:00 <slinky_J> hexen 2?
08:00 <tisk> red faction
08:00 <slinky_J> lols
08:00 <slinky_J> dark forces WHuT?
08:00 <slinky_J> oh b1 would love this haha
09:00 <slinky_J> SUMMON THE DEMON BASTARDLY ONE
09:00 <entombed> lol hexen 2
09:00 <slinky_J> LOL
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what cunt?
09:00 <slinky_J> woo
09:00 <slinky_J> doom or doom 2?
09:00 <slinky_J> doom 2.
09:00 <tisk> get it right its BO
09:00 <Bastardly_One> all shit 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> lolz
09:00 <entombed> the game was madworld slinky_J
09:00 <slinky_J> CATACOMB
09:00 <entombed> madworld!
09:00 <slinky_J> cmon
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the remake is coming soon 
10:00 <slinky_J> that game rules
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for this gen
10:00 <entombed> lol catacomb
10:00 <slinky_J> MADDWERLD
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <entombed> ill put that on my win 95 machine
10:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
10:00 <tisk> someone that wants to be called b1?
10:00 <entombed> i still have it on 5.12
10:00 <slinky_J> i got old pcs here
10:00 <slinky_J> so old
10:00 <tisk> sick fuck
10:00 <slinky_J> old as shit
10:00 <entombed> i got 386 still
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck am I pissy
10:00 <slinky_J> not as old as mums
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Project Cars is "May" now
10:00 <slinky_J> ones i got 2 486
11:00 <slinky_J> haha
11:00 <slinky_J> trade in b1 get xbox one
11:00 <slinky_J> ffs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bloodborne looks harder than both Dark Souls games combined
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
11:00 <entombed> dark souls is a good game 
11:00 <slinky_J> realise u made a shit choice
11:00 <entombed> not that hard
11:00 <slinky_J> someone here convinced me for wii u
12:00 <slinky_J> over gettin another ps4
12:00 <slinky_J> so wii u it is!
12:00 <slinky_J> rang em today
12:00 <slinky_J> lowering price :D at eb
12:00 <slinky_J> oh and ps4 lowered as of today and xbox one
13:00 <slinky_J> with 2 games
13:00 <slinky_J> b1 if ur a gamer rid urself of ps4 and get xbox one dude
13:00 <tisk> personaly if i called myself after a childrens tv character
13:00 <tisk> i would shoot myself
13:00 <slinky_J> I cant wait to get my gaming pc built
13:00 <entombed> who did???
13:00 <slinky_J> fk consoles
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just shoot yourself anyone chris you fucking spastic
14:00 <slinky_J> keep teh nintendoez
14:00 <Serenity> b1 was called b1 cause irc people are lazy
14:00 <Serenity> nothing more
14:00 <entombed> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> you epic fucking nightmare
14:00 <tisk> but is BO
14:00 <slinky_J> gettin a free snes off my mate
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I started it 
14:00 <entombed> b1 is a banana pajama
14:00 <slinky_J> he has 3
14:00 <entombed> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
14:00 <entombed> ban him
14:00 <Serenity> you should kick chris too
14:00 <simba> u
14:00 <slinky_J> Loof
14:00 <slinky_J> is the only idiot here
14:00 <entombed> chris should not be told to kill himself because he might actually do it
15:00 <slinky_J> that thinks every ps4 game has been 1080p
15:00 <entombed> should feel sad for chris he's a nice guy
15:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish hey baebz
15:00 <Serenity> thats on him then isnt it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now as I was saying before some idiot has to prove he has an @
15:00 <slinky_J> talked to ur gf earlier
15:00 <entombed> what did he do?
15:00 <rosebud> My ps3 is really loud
15:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_u_roofiedher_kate
15:00 <rosebud> the fans go full blast all the time
15:00 <slinky_J> :D
15:00 <entombed> chris was just talking he didnt say anything
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I started the B1 thing ... it's less offensive than the alternative
15:00 <Skirmish> Kate is my gf? Cool. 
15:00 <Serenity> they were both involved they both got kicked
15:00 <entombed> whats the alternative?
15:00 <entombed> a kick does nothing
15:00 <slinky_J> yer
16:00 <Bastardly_One> simba just thinks a @ actually means something
16:00 <rosebud> violence isnt the answer
16:00 <slinky_J> your yeti bush pig ran off on ya
16:00 <slinky_J> didnt chain it up right
16:00 <simba> Bastardly_One please
16:00 <slinky_J> b1 sif diss simba
16:00 <Serenity> my at means i gave carl a smashing headjob
16:00 <entombed> violence is not the answer
16:00 <slinky_J> HONESTLY
16:00 <Skirmish> Considering you don't even know what my mrs looks like slinky_J ... I am stumped to work out how you think you're being insulting. 
16:00 <slinky_J> SIMBA TUB MACHINA 3
16:00 <slinky_J> i was so in that movie as a baby
17:00 <Bastardly_One> have you slept yet mongoloid?
17:00 <slinky_J> i was still bald..
17:00 <simba> it did stop the abuse didnt it? chris hasnt even realised he was removed yet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you haven't
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he has
17:00 <slinky_J> lol Skirmish I saw your yeti gf
17:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One have you slept?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he is back 
17:00 <slinky_J> and I've SEEN katatonic kate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> have I slept?
17:00 <slinky_J> no offense to your ego dude
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno to be honest
17:00 <slinky_J> but you're full of s h i t
17:00 <entombed> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> go quit irc again mate.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I closed my eyes but dunno if I slept
18:00 <simba> why r u guys having a lovers tiff
18:00 <amelia> prob every 3rd time I log on, it's always chat about Skirmish's apparently less than attractive girl
18:00 <Skirmish> You linked a picture of a chick with a kid that I have never met in my life and the kid is about 13 years too young to be mine. You have no idea slinky_J. Lay off the drugs mate. 
18:00 <entombed> she said she was over it
18:00 <slinky_J> nothing you will ever do will earn you a beautiful woman's heart.
18:00 <slinky_J> ^
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I had actual work to do until about 2pm
18:00 <amelia> poor girl doesn't even come online and cops it :(
18:00 <rosebud> This is getting weird
18:00 <entombed> poor girl
18:00 <tisk> hi amelia
18:00 <Skirmish> amelia: It's all slinky_J has got. He needs to keep beating that dead horse. 
18:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish I just want you to admit defeat on irc for being such a lame arse dog
18:00 <entombed> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> always pumping yourself up at every-body elses expense
19:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky, do me a favour? Keep kate out of it. She's 10 times the person he is 
19:00 <Skirmish> lol admit defeat? You bag out a chick I don't know .... 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't mean sideways
19:00 <slinky_J> crossing lines with people that you say are friends
19:00 <amelia> hurro tisk
19:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One is  moving onto kate
19:00 <slinky_J> kk b1
19:00 <entombed> once the divorce between her and Skirmish is settled
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol entombed
19:00 <slinky_J> lololz
19:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish soz mang
19:00 <slinky_J> but you're old news brother.
20:00 <Serenity> can we lay off skirmishes mrs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she's cool to talk to ... and actual can hold a decent convo about interesting topics
20:00 <slinky_J> woof woof!
20:00 <Serenity> she doesnt even come on here
20:00 <Serenity> neither does his kid
20:00 <entombed> she's a dumb ass
20:00 <Serenity> its not relevant
20:00 <Serenity> leave her out of it
20:00 <Skirmish> No need to be sorry slinky_J. It's your own choice to behave like you do. 
20:00 <simba> yea chill out u savage beasts
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh God
20:00 <Bastardly_One> kill me now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> unique is here
20:00 <entombed> unique is a great person
20:00 <unique> Quick, kill him now!
21:00 <tisk> dont wish to hard Bastardly_One
21:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> evening wench
21:00 <slinky_J> she has a cute as fuck face
21:00 <slinky_J> unique
21:00 <slinky_J> that is
21:00 <unique> Evening ya old grump x
21:00 <entombed> unique is a girl lol?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <Skirmish> INB4 feeding frenzy begins. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> has a vagina and everything
21:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
22:00 <Serenity> bit predictable yeah
22:00 <entombed> unique is my new gf
22:00 <slinky_J> it is teh time
22:00 <slinky_J> teh time for weed
22:00 <unique> Hahaha Josh, you were such an arse til you got all wowowwwow at my pic.
22:00 <Skirmish> I'd say hello to unique ... but then I would be trying to get with her and I can't do that to Kate. 
22:00 <slinky_J> so
22:00 <slinky_J> isnt any guy?
22:00 <entombed> Skirmish no need to tell us
22:00 <Serenity> its ok kates mine anyway
22:00 <entombed> pm away
22:00 <unique> Lol
22:00 <entombed> Serenity and katatonik cate are very similar
22:00 <slinky_J> dude
22:00 <slinky_J> u got the face
23:00 <entombed> basically the same person
23:00 <slinky_J> werk et
23:00 <simba> no just the wild ones
23:00 <slinky_J> i got teh feet
23:00 <unique> Known you too long Josh. :p
23:00 <simba> i mean in the animalistic sense ofthe word
23:00 <slinky_J> wiggle wiggle wiggle
23:00 <Skirmish> Be careful Serenity. If we chat too much the irc rumour mongers will suggest that we've got something going on. 
23:00 <simba> u wish Skirmish
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they're only similar in the fact they both have vaginas
23:00 <entombed> LOL
23:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <simba> u would love something new 2 talk about
23:00 <entombed> you wish Skirmish
23:00 <unique> Hahahaah
23:00 <entombed> always seeking that attention 
23:00 <Serenity> kate and I are absolutely nothing a like but thanks
23:00 <Serenity> shes a great chick
23:00 <entombed> you are exactly a like
23:00 <entombed> but you are much nicer Serenity
24:00 <Serenity> yeah but we're not
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
24:00 <unique> Who is entombed
24:00 <Serenity> plivent
24:00 <entombed> maybe yourself and b1 dont think so but everyone else does
24:00 <entombed> and its pretty lol
24:00 <Serenity> 'no im not'
24:00 <unique> Quick, someone fill me in.
24:00 <Serenity> no one does entombed
24:00 <entombed> thats where you wrong
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they both have vaginas and boobs is about the only way they're alike
25:00 <entombed> being female and having a vagina isnt something to be proud of
25:00 <Skirmish> I've got B1 on ignore but I can imagine him being all 'I know Serenity, and she's nothing like Kate" as if he's Serenity's autobiographer and knows everything about her. 
25:00 <Serenity> yeah being female and having a dick is though
25:00 <Serenity> .
25:00 <entombed> if you dont then you are basically not even a human
25:00 <simba> it is when they can join an irc room and make all the guys go on about them like this
25:00 <simba> that must be empowering
25:00 <amelia> lies
25:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 Serenity will be like just fuck up B1 you stupid cunt and kate will be can you fuck up please
25:00 <amelia> I am pretty proud of my vagina
25:00 <entombed> LOL
25:00 <entombed> should both hook up b1
25:00 <entombed> you skirmish and serenity and kate
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and kate pretends to humour me ... Serenity never does
26:00 <unique> Yeah I'm pretty proud of mine too amelia.
26:00 <SixInchRambo> so u should be Amelia
26:00 <unique> This dude clearly has no idea.
26:00 <entombed> only be proud unless its needed
26:00 <tisk> wtf
26:00 <Serenity> do you know that every single thing you talk about is centered around yourself b1
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> since when has pivlent had an idea
27:00 <Bastardly_One> except to continuously message me in the middle of the night with stupid shit 
27:00 <Skirmish> uh oh. Incoming indignant pm. 
27:00 <entombed> message you?
27:00 <Serenity> oh this is the bit where he pretends its not him
27:00 <entombed> i have never messaged you Bastardly_One for afew months
27:00 <Serenity> i like this bit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not everything ... just most of it 
27:00 <entombed> dont make up stories again to seek attention
27:00 <entombed> you do it enough
27:00 <unique> I'm cold.
27:00 <unique> Not just my heart.
27:00 <Serenity> its hot and raining here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is, I am way more important than any of you. So, until you're worth talking about I'll talk about me 
27:00 <Serenity> yuck
28:00 <entombed> it gets colder
28:00 <unique> All of me.
28:00 <amelia> why did "chortles" make me think of Squirtle
28:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One how are you more important?
28:00 <Serenity> lol Bastardly_One...
28:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no idea amelia haha
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it is fucking cold ... correct
28:00 <entombed> you may be the oldest user on here today
28:00 <amelia> I don't think important people sit on IRC all day, every day
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I bet Bonny has been active :P
28:00 <entombed> they dont amelia
28:00 <Serenity> woah im having deja vu
28:00 <entombed> yourself or bonny 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no
29:00 <unique> Serenity where are you that is hot? :/
29:00 <Serenity> perth
29:00 <amelia> Perth is not hot!!
29:00 <entombed> perth is raining right now
29:00 <amelia> it's a bit cold right now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the pseudo owner of another large channel is ummmmmmmm ... 53 from memory
29:00 <unique> Ah. Jealous.
29:00 <Serenity> uh
29:00 <amelia> prob nothing against Melb tho
29:00 <Serenity> im right near the airport and its 28 and raining
29:00 <Serenity> its hot
29:00 <amelia> ahhh
30:00 <entombed> thats not hot
30:00 <slinky_J> I just want to stick up for myself from all this abuse
30:00 <amelia> I near Balcatta and it's sprinkling but pretty windy
30:00 <entombed> 35+ is hot
30:00 <SixInchRambo> hot is 40
30:00 <slinky_J> because PandasDontDrive
30:00 <entombed> yeh rambo more like it LOL
30:00 <slinky_J> keeps abusing me as slinky_J.
30:00 <unique> 48 is hot.
30:00 <entombed> 45 at 5am is hot
30:00 <slinky_J> fq m8!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hot is fucking hot when it's over 20 and humid
30:00 <slinky_J> bring it on buddy
30:00 <entombed> with 99% humidity
30:00 <slinky_J> no u
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
30:00 <slinky_J> sex?
30:00 <slinky_J> yes!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Serenity> its windy as hell here too amelia but the wind is like being in a fan forced oven
30:00 <entombed> b1 hot is cold LOL
31:00 <slinky_J> eewww
31:00 <amelia> yah a bit humid maybe
31:00 <slinky_J> ewe?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer over about 25
31:00 <amelia> I dunno I get cold pretty easy
31:00 <entombed> if you smoke lots of drugs your body temp is ruined
31:00 <unique> 16 here. Needing an electric blanket already
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hot blooded
31:00 <slinky_J> wot ur rude
31:00 <entombed> 20 is not hot
31:00 <Serenity> 28 isnt hot for the middle of the day but its warm for after 6 at night
31:00 <slinky_J> sifflez bro im just the devil inside you!
31:00 <amelia> cmon guys lets hold hands and be best fwends
31:00 <Bastardly_One> has nothing to do with drugs idiot ... I've always been like this
31:00 <entombed> yeh Serenity 
31:00 <entombed> yeh too many drugs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> only just starting to feel the cold as I am gettin' older
31:00 <tisk> drugs
31:00 <tisk> lols
31:00 <Serenity> say drugs and cc pipes up
32:00 <entombed> maybe you got t hinner
32:00 <unique> My circulation and body temp is screwed and I've never done drugs.
32:00 <tisk> give me the drugs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> any thinner and I'll be invisible
32:00 <unique> Never smoked a cigarette even.
32:00 <entombed> are you healthy unique?
32:00 <entombed> well thats why 
32:00 <Serenity> give you some cyanide
32:00 <amelia> I'll fight you for them tisk
32:00 <entombed> need to put on some weight
32:00 <amelia> I didn't know there were so many doctors on here
33:00 <Serenity> right
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, certain hormones have calmed I am told ... sometimes I think doctors just make up shit when they could be honest and just say, "well, fucked if I know"
33:00 <tisk> i got degree in psych
33:00 <tisk> o
33:00 <Serenity> no you dont
33:00 <Serenity> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> psycho yes
33:00 <entombed> hey dont be mean to chris
33:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:33] <tisk> i got degree in psych <------ pysch wards you fried cunt
33:00 <unique> Not putting on any weight. Fuck off. It took me long enough to lose 60kgs.
33:00 <unique> I'll freeze fucker.
33:00 <entombed> lose 60kgs wtf
34:00 <amelia> holy fudge you lost 60kgs
34:00 <amelia> that is pretty amazing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she also payed for it 
34:00 <Serenity> dont speak for her Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
34:00 <Serenity> she can speak for herself
34:00 <entombed> yeh dont speak Bastardly_One
34:00 <amelia> don't speak
34:00 <entombed> what are you her fucking personal trainer?
34:00 <Dugnuts> entombed
34:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
34:00 <amelia> I know wot you're thinkin
34:00 <Serenity> we know you know who unique is we dont need you to prove it
34:00 <amelia> AND I DON'T NEED YO REASONS
34:00 <Dugnuts> i used to know someone with a nick a bit like that
35:00 <entombed> so did I
35:00 <entombed> they were actually a dude LOL
35:00 <unique> No he probably means my fat band.
35:00 <Serenity> its still not his place
35:00 <Dugnuts> nah, was a goth chick with the nick corpse_entombed
35:00 <Dugnuts> way back when
36:00 <entombed> ahhh good old corpse_entombed 
36:00 <Skirmish> Are you getting a hard time for taking steps to lose weight unique? 
36:00 <unique> Got sick,  meds made me put on 40kgs. Fat was killing me. Lapband at 19.
36:00 <amelia> no one is giving her a hard time wtf
36:00 <entombed> shut up Skirmish stop seeking
36:00 <amelia> and she's already lost the weight
36:00 <unique> Still have to exercise, work out and eat right otherwise it won't work.
36:00 <Serenity> i dont know if she took steps to lose weight... 60 kilos is pretty much jumping off the cliff and owning it
37:00 <amelia> does your skin go back to normal
37:00 <unique> Well when I was told I had maybe 10 yrs to live at 19, something had to be done.
37:00 <unique> Yeah I've been lucky amelia.
37:00 <slinky_J> NUFFIN TASTES LIKES AN OYSTER WIF PEPPAS AND SALT MATE
37:00 <Serenity> wow scary
37:00 <entombed> very lucky
37:00 <entombed> yeh slinky_J
37:00 <Serenity> good for you unique well done
37:00 <entombed> oysters !!!!!
37:00 <amelia> nuh
37:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
37:00 <amelia> kilpatrick oysters
37:00 <entombed> papper salt oysters mate
37:00 <slinky_J> nom
37:00 <unique> I look normal.
37:00 <entombed> bit of tobasco
37:00 <slinky_J> this joiont here
37:00 <unique> I think.
37:00 <entombed> bit of lime
37:00 <entombed> bit of sex
37:00 <slinky_J> Pink Pig
37:00 <Skirmish> I watched Click last night with Adam Sandler in it and laughed at his belly flap.
37:00 <amelia> KILPATRIC
37:00 <amelia> K
37:00 <slinky_J> does wicked oysters :P
37:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
38:00 <entombed> Skirmish click is exactly the type of movie you would watch
38:00 <entombed> lol click
38:00 <slinky_J> never ever laugh at Adam Sandler
38:00 <slinky_J> look at yourself.
38:00 <entombed> and you pay out on ppl here being less educated than yourself
38:00 <slinky_J> lahooooSAHeeerr!
38:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
38:00 <entombed> i wouldnt watch click for a free ounce of cheese
38:00 <amelia> such angry panties tonight
38:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5jyNui_IBA
38:00 <unique> slinky_J thinks I look alright, that's all that matters.
38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: click: scene with fat flap Views: 163,156   Uploader: atsproduction Uploaded:  Jan 30, 2007 Duration: 1 Minutes 58 Seconds 
38:00 <amelia> over a movie, albeit a shit movie
38:00 <amelia> BUT STILL
38:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
38:00 <entombed> click
38:00 <unique> LOL
38:00 <entombed> for fuckers
38:00 <slinky_J> oh skirmish has me n b1 on ignore
39:00 <entombed> LOL
39:00 <slinky_J> aw
39:00 <entombed> Skirmish is like loof
39:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
39:00 <entombed> paranoid
39:00 <slinky_J> LOL
39:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: I've been responding to you ... how did you come to the conclusion I had you on ignore? 
39:00 <slinky_J> Loof wearing glasses on a bus, paranoid people are looking at him but he is looking at them through his sunnies.
39:00 <Serenity> wonder if loof is home
39:00 <slinky_J> Rationality 101
39:00 <slinky_J> lelz
40:00 <entombed> someone should call him
40:00 <Serenity> pass
40:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Does it frighten you that you're one bad night on the drugs away from becoming a mirror image of Chris? 
40:00 <entombed> Skirmish pandas isnt a chris LOL
40:00 <entombed> no where near it
40:00 <Skirmish> Not far from it. 
41:00 <unique> Who is Chris
41:00 <unique> I'm taking it being like Chris isn't a compliment
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd answer that but apparently I speak for everyone else 
41:00 <Serenity> hmm n
41:00 <Serenity> o
41:00 <Serenity> ahaha
41:00 <Skirmish> unique: Chris is a chatter here that has a few issues at times because of long term drug abuse. 
42:00 <unique> Nick?
42:00 <unique> Or someone new?
42:00 <Skirmish> He uses lots. I don't keep up. 
42:00 <entombed> Skirmish is has nothing to do with drugs
42:00 <unique> Oh right
42:00 <entombed> and he doesnt use much
42:00 <entombed> smoking like 2 sticks a week is not a lot of drugs, pot wont fry you that much
42:00 <Skirmish> You missed his stories about LSD and shrooms entombed? 
42:00 <slinky_J> vikings is on soon
42:00 <slinky_J> eep
42:00 <slinky_J> or finish movie?
42:00 <entombed> he never abused ice or heroin he is just mental nothing to do with drugs but they prob trigger some of his insanity
42:00 <Serenity> pretty sure hes actually schitzophrenic
43:00 <slinky_J> and smoke a chimney sweeps kids ass
43:00 <entombed> Skirmish he's taken less trips than most trippers i know
43:00 <Serenity> like for real real
43:00 <slinky_J> xD
43:00 <entombed> he's done nothing
43:00 <Serenity> not for play play
43:00 <entombed> drugs didnt fuck him up
43:00 <slinky_J> did Mario ever comb his moustache?
43:00 <Serenity> why are you tonguing chris' arse
43:00 <entombed> he cant even get on more than an ounce
43:00 <entombed> thats not a drug user
43:00 <unique> I'm pretty fucked up and I've never done drugs.
43:00 <slinky_J> after commin' out them sewer pipes..
43:00 <entombed> thats just an irc drug user
43:00 <unique> Just saying.
43:00 <slinky_J> lol unique
43:00 <unique> :D
43:00 <amelia> shouldn't be so harsh to people, you don't know what they've been thru to get to that stage
43:00 <entombed> Serenity i think chris is fine
43:00 <slinky_J> you dont have to do drugs to be fucked up
44:00 <slinky_J> uno that
44:00 <entombed> and i like him, and he should be given slack
44:00 <Serenity> well you would wouldnt you
44:00 <slinky_J> does anyone know marko?
44:00 <tisk> im fried huh but i not one spending 250$ on weed a fortnite
44:00 <slinky_J> lolz
44:00 <tisk> playing video games
44:00 <unique> Duh Josh, perfect example right here. Hah
44:00 <entombed> Serenity why would I? chris is a good guy thats it
44:00 <tisk> have an opinion on everything
44:00 <Serenity> yeah
44:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> eveyone knows Marko don't they?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> ty unique
44:00 <entombed> he'll never grow up to have kids like you did
44:00 <Serenity> good guys get punched out on trains for flashing their dicks around
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <entombed> give him a break
44:00 <slinky_J> if you didnt have such lovely eyes
44:00 <slinky_J> that one day WILL BE MINE
44:00 <slinky_J> nah kidz
44:00 <slinky_J> lols
44:00 <unique> What's with you and my eyes.
45:00 <entombed> if chris did that he's got some issues
45:00 <unique> Bit weird.
45:00 <Serenity> good guys say they wanna fuck 13 year olds
45:00 <unique> Ya freak.
45:00 <Serenity> yep
45:00 <slinky_J> i like exquisite faces
45:00 <entombed> normal ppl dont just pull dicks out on trains
45:00 <entombed> he doesnt say he wants to fuck 13 year olds
45:00 <entombed> stop making up shit
45:00 <amelia> now I wanna see your face unique
45:00 <Serenity> he did say he wanted to fuck a 13 year old
45:00 <Bastardly_One> unique, they are nice eyes though ... 
45:00 <entombed> no he didnt
45:00 <Serenity> thats why he ws banned from her ein the first place
45:00 <unique> :/
45:00 <Serenity> you massive cockhead
45:00 <slinky_J> yer b1 they r
45:00 <entombed> if he did he was drunk
45:00 <slinky_J> her face is nice
45:00 <Serenity> its not an excuse
45:00 <unique> What the hell.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> show that pic of you and your friend if you're going to show a face shot
45:00 <entombed> fucked up on alcohol like a lot of ppl whos ay and do stupid shit
45:00 <entombed> yeh it is an excuse
45:00 <slinky_J> exquisite is in the eye of the beholder
45:00 <Serenity> not that
45:00 <Serenity> no its not
45:00 <slinky_J> a kinda dorian gray thing
45:00 <slinky_J> lolz
46:00 <Serenity> you're as much of a fuckup as him if you think it is
46:00 <slinky_J> i am so buying that novel
46:00 <slinky_J> SEZZ
46:00 <entombed> nah im nothing like ch ris or yourself Serenity
46:00 <entombed> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> dl Dorian Gray
46:00 <Serenity> thank fuck
46:00 <slinky_J> it's as close to the novel as u will get
46:00 <unique> Couldn't even see my eyes in the pic from the weekend. So random.
46:00 <entombed> well yeh asif id wanna be u LOL
46:00 <entombed> ur life is irc
46:00 <slinky_J> really good 2010 film
46:00 <Serenity> you could be so lucky
46:00 <slinky_J> :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> don't watch The Portrait of Dorian Grey
46:00 <unique> Nothing flash amelia, honestly.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> read the fucking book
46:00 <slinky_J> never seen amelia's face
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oscar Wilde ... <3
46:00 <amelia> show meeeeeee
46:00 <slinky_J> I'm picky
46:00 <unique> It must be the drugs they're all on. Hah!
46:00 <Serenity> dude.. you're here like twice as much as anyone you say that to. trolling day in day out. but our lives are irc. yep
46:00 <Serenity> get a grip
47:00 <slinky_J> i have 2 gfs
47:00 <entombed> why would I ever wanna be like you, no job, no friends fucking no career, no formal education. why the fuck would I wanna be like that... afew kids under my belt from different dudes
47:00 <Serenity> LOL
47:00 <entombed> Serenity im not here 24/7 like u and others are
47:00 <slinky_J> :)
47:00 <Serenity> least i dont have to make up stories to feel good
47:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
47:00 <entombed> i know whos on when they are on ;)
47:00 <Skirmish> Is this you entombed? http://i.imgur.com/4QsFC8E.jpg
47:00 <entombed> make up stories?
47:00 <Serenity> yes my nicks here all the time
47:00 <slinky_J> neither have exquisite faces I'd like to cut off
47:00 <Serenity> yes
47:00 <Serenity> make up stories
47:00 <slinky_J> and eat
47:00 <entombed> Skirmish no thats not me
47:00 <Serenity> everything you just said was made up
47:00 <slinky_J> or wear
47:00 <Serenity> do i need to continue
47:00 <Picard> what did i miss
47:00 <entombed> was not
47:00 <Skirmish> I think that is you entombed. 
47:00 <Serenity> ROFL
47:00 <entombed> Serenity when do you go to work next?
47:00 <Serenity> lordy
47:00 <entombed> answer me that
47:00 <Serenity> NEVER i told you this
47:00 <Serenity> far out
47:00 <amelia> answer me that
47:00 <slinky_J> nobody takes anything seriously on irc
48:00 <entombed> thats right
48:00 <amelia> riddle me this
48:00 <Serenity> hahaha
48:00 <entombed> so what was with the lies about that sizzler job you recon you had LOL
48:00 <SixInchRambo> riddle me that
48:00 <entombed> that was pretty good lie to try swing the topic
48:00 <amelia> why would anyone lie about working at sizzler
48:00 <Serenity> oh you know caus ei want to impress irc people. with a job at sizzler.
48:00 <entombed> i dunno amelia
48:00 <entombed> Serenity did
48:00 <Picard> joshua how are you?
48:00 <entombed> LOL
48:00 <slinky_J> i <3 u entombed
48:00 <slinky_J> DAD
48:00 <slinky_J> I am good
48:00 <Serenity> amelia i uploaded a pic of my uniform with his name on a bit of paper
48:00 <slinky_J> brb tho just lit a cig
48:00 <Serenity> he says im lying
48:00 <Skirmish> Bought sizzler shirt at Lifeline to impress my internet friends. Sounds legit. 
48:00 <slinky_J> cant smoke inside.
48:00 <Serenity> its interesting anyway
48:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J go to sleep
49:00 <entombed> Serenity so you do work at sizzler now?
49:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
49:00 <Serenity> no because you said i dont
49:00 <Picard> unique you large breasted beast, how are you?
49:00 <SixInchRambo> Sizzler - all you can eat!
49:00 <entombed> you dont though
49:00 <Serenity> of course i dont
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Lazy Moes is better ... anyone been there?
49:00 <entombed> but it was funny seeing you try to make up some story
49:00 <Serenity> im too busy getting money for child support for all them baby daddies
49:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity you're going to break his brain. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the size of the plate can feed a family of five for a week
50:00 <entombed> should take pics
50:00 <SixInchRambo> yeah Lazy Moes gets packed
50:00 <Serenity> of all my baby daddies?
50:00 <Serenity> they cant get together they end up punching on
50:00 <entombed> yeh newstart
50:00 <Bastardly_One> SixInchRambo, there's a good reason for that. You need to starve yourself for a while to fit an entire plate in
50:00 <entombed> parent pay
50:00 <entombed> we know you are on it
50:00 <amelia> man I haven't been to sizzler in forever
51:00 <Serenity> nah man child support pays for everything
51:00 <amelia> I used to love making spiders
51:00 <SixInchRambo> haha good idea B
51:00 <entombed> sizzler ill go this week
51:00 <entombed> tell you how it was
51:00 <Serenity> i hate that fucking ice cream machine
51:00 <entombed> not the same anymore :(
51:00 <Skirmish> entombed sure does invest a lot of effort into thinking he knows everything about people. First Chris, then Serenity. Which lucky austneter will be next! 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if we have then down here anymore but does NSW still have Lone Star?
51:00 <amelia> I don't think it's a place I would eat at as an adult
51:00 <Serenity> tune in next week folks!
51:00 <amelia> but it was pretty awesome as a kid
51:00 <tisk> Skirmish
52:00 <amelia> but nothing beats all you can eat pizza hut as a kid
52:00 <amelia> mmmmm
52:00 <Serenity> omg that was amazing haha
52:00 <tisk> noone knows nething about me
52:00 <Serenity> i remember going to birthday parties there
52:00 <amelia> YES
52:00 <Serenity> and the jelly squares!
52:00 <amelia> so freakin good
52:00 <amelia> did they go out of business or something
52:00 <Skirmish> tisk: I bet entombed thinks he knows all about you.
52:00 <amelia> why the shit would they close that thing down
52:00 <Skirmish> You should PM him about it. 
52:00 <Serenity> i think the all you can eat was costing them more than they were making
52:00 <amelia> I can see why
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we still have that on a Tue
52:00 <Serenity> Skirmish are you one of my baby daddies?
53:00 <amelia> boys would smashdown the pizza
53:00 <amelia> stoners
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the all kids can eat at Pizza Hut
53:00 <SixInchRambo> stoners haha
53:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I wish! That's what simba said. 
53:00 <Serenity> hahah
53:00 <amelia> simba *rubs thumb over forehead*
53:00 <Serenity> ive lost a few i cant remember whos who anymore
53:00 <Skirmish> Even though I have sent you pictures of me naked in bed Serenity. 
53:00 <entombed> pizza hut all u can eat
53:00 <Serenity> yeah that was hot
53:00 <amelia> WHY HAS EVERYONE SEEN EACH OTHER
53:00 <amelia> but I seen no one
54:00 <Serenity> because we're not really real
54:00 <entombed> Skirmish i have spoken to chris a lot
54:00 <slinky_J> vikings on in 6 minutes
54:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I had a brief foray into snapchat. Sent out nudes. 
54:00 <amelia> ohhhh
54:00 <Serenity> wo0o0o0o
54:00 <slinky_J> or watch it on monday
54:00 <slinky_J> finish this movie
54:00 <slinky_J> Serenity
54:00 <entombed> he doesnt take much drugs and never did thats all there is to it
54:00 <SixInchRambo> nudy nudy
55:00 <tisk> i did drugs that require iq
55:00 <Serenity> you sure did
55:00 <tisk> yep lsd
55:00 <slinky_J> oi
55:00 <slinky_J> sezz
55:00 <entombed> chris pot and lsd dont require iq, no drug does
55:00 <slinky_J> u get that?
55:00 <slinky_J> dl it! NOW :P
55:00 <Serenity> yes
55:00 <slinky_J> ahehehehe
55:00 <slinky_J> i did my job for the night.
56:00 <slinky_J> im gonna get the uncensored novel ;)
56:00 <slinky_J> it's aparently really homoerotic aswell as everything else
56:00 <slinky_J> xD
56:00 <Serenity> maybe Bonny is one of my baby daddies
56:00 <tisk> :?
56:00 <Bonny> entombed.. which one? chris or crazy christopher? 2 different ppl
56:00 <amelia> b1 used to say that Bonny and I were the same person?
56:00 <Immutable> Serenity: how many babies you got?
57:00 <Serenity> i think on last count i heard 6?
57:00 <Bonny> yes baby 5 I fathered it
57:00 <Immutable> it's a lot of work being a baby daddy of a single mum
57:00 <Serenity> they're rattling around here somewhere
57:00 <Immutable> you gotsa have sex and then run away
57:00 <Serenity> ill round em up soon
58:00 <Skirmish> I tried to send Serenity semen in the mail but I got the address off Excessive and I don't think she got it. 
58:00 <Bonny> lol
58:00 <Serenity> AHAHA
58:00 <Picard> b1 could be the father
58:00 <Serenity> get fucked Picard
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Immutable> I just know it's not me
58:00 <Picard> or chucky lol
58:00 <Bonny> of course it wasn't you Immutable.. you were rejected
58:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
58:00 <Skirmish> You cannot get pregnant from someone that ejaculates dust. 
59:00 <tisk> i make best techno in melbourne
59:00 <tisk> but yeah
59:00 <Immutable> I was rejected by Serenity 
59:00 <Bonny> hey katatonic_kate01
59:00 <Serenity> highly likely
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
59:00 <Skirmish> Hey Kate! Lover. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup peeps n' freaks
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish! <3
59:00 <Picard> ive been snipped, im not good
59:00 <SixInchRambo> sup kate
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've missed you incredibly! 
00:00 <Skirmish> Picard: If the police knew more about you then you would have been chemically castrated a long time ago.
00:00 <Immutable> I've been watching naked and afraid
00:00 <Immutable> fricken awesome show
00:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Nawwww that's a lovely thing to say. 
00:00 <Skirmish> I miss you too. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
00:00 <Serenity> http://cooksuck.com/page/2
02:00 <Picard> Skirmish blow me
02:00 <Immutable> who's the alpha male lets find out
03:00 <SixInchRambo> alpha males always die 
04:00 <Picard> simba is the alpha male
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
04:00 <Serenity> someone like stebie would be an alpha male
04:00 <Serenity> over all you lot
04:00 <Picard> stebie? lol
04:00 <SixInchRambo> they always end up eating food that has gone off
04:00 <Immutable> guess I'm the omega male then
04:00 <Immutable> since nobody likes meh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you've all read this?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/03/26/09/19/west-australian-woman-denied-bail-for-allegedly-assaulting-police-officer-with-breast-milk
05:00 <SixInchRambo> they steal it off a weaker male and die instead! haha
05:00 <Picard> wtf b1
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ link serenity!
05:00 <Serenity> why are you laughing at me
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Serenity> ohh
05:00 <Serenity> the cook one
05:00 <Serenity> nbm
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the link!
05:00 <Immutable> she's laughing with you
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
05:00 <Serenity> nvm
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
05:00 <DemonsRun> Rawrr
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey :D
06:00 <Serenity> theres some bbaaadd food there kate
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Serenity> hey dems
06:00 <Immutable> fight anyway
06:00 <DemonsRun> Hey babes
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was having a lol before 
06:00 <Immutable> winner gets this dried out envelope filled with Skirmish's year old semen
06:00 <SixInchRambo> freeze dried?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
07:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
07:00 <Skirmish> Kate gets it fresh. 
07:00 <Picard> freeze dried cum, every camper needs some
07:00 <SixInchRambo> straight from the udder lol
08:00 <SixInchRambo> it would still impregnate haha
08:00 <Picard> tasty
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
08:00 <Immutable> I wish I could say I haven't had IRC sex
09:00 <SixInchRambo> haha
09:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
09:00 <SixInchRambo> might be good for you scar lol
09:00 <Dugnuts> it looks cooler when you have the 1000 yard stare and you rub your beard
10:00 <Immutable> and cry like an indian when some rubbish blow past
10:00 <Immutable> *blows
10:00 <Immutable> perfect moment
10:00 <Dugnuts> we arent american
10:00 <SixInchRambo> India getting hammered tonght! lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what about those kiwi cunts
11:00 <Immutable> yeah Dugnuts I just haven't seen an aboriginal cry
11:00 <Bastardly_One> should be an awesome final
11:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I will send you the wedding invite on the way to work in the morning. Should get it by Monday/Tuesday. RSVP by July! 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're working sat right?
11:00 <Skirmish> Not this week. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok tho :D
11:00 <Skirmish> You visiting the coast? 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
12:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXUT_GxgS0
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: no good start the dance 2015 down under    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Mar 16, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 22 Seconds 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> go a shin dig this saturday 
12:00 <amelia> Indian girls are quite pretty
12:00 <Skirmish> Will let you know if anything changes. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit exciting! 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> xxx
12:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-upkWp_d0
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Electric Six - The New Shampoo Views: 67,998   Uploader: CodyT3212 Uploaded: Published on Sep 29, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds 
13:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy your nights everyone! 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
14:00 <Immutable> that skirmish
14:00 <Dugnuts> so
14:00 <Dugnuts> now that skirmish is gone
14:00 <Serenity> ohhh dear
14:00 <Dugnuts> orgy time?
14:00 <Dugnuts> :P
14:00 <tisk> coffee
14:00 <Immutable> I'm out
14:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
14:00 <amelia> I wish Mitchell Johnson would dump his hot wife and jus give me a chance
14:00 <Serenity> um no ty
15:00 <Serenity> lol amelia
15:00 <Dugnuts> are you hotter than his wife?
15:00 <amelia> doesn't he know I can be a nice person sometimes
15:00 <SixInchRambo> lol Amelia
15:00 <amelia> no she is damn fine
15:00 <SixInchRambo> sometimes...brief moments
15:00 <Immutable> link?
15:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure if he did drop her it would be to trade up
15:00 <Dugnuts> not down
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Immutable> oooh
15:00 <amelia> but maybe I can poke him in the eyes
15:00 <Immutable> someone is about to get his Dugnuts kicked in
16:00 <amelia> and true beauty will reveal itself
16:00 <amelia> with my personality
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
16:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
16:00 <Dugnuts> but then you'll be the crazy girl who blinded him
16:00 <SixInchRambo> that would hurt
16:00 <amelia> and on my bitch days I will jus pretend I am not there and he won't be able to see me so it will be perfect
16:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno about you but i'd find it hard to get past that bit
17:00 <amelia> yeah he won't know I'm that crazy eye poking girl
17:00 <amelia> listen, the plan is solid, there is no use trying to find faults in it OK
17:00 <Dugnuts> sorry for trying to save a national hero's eyes
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Dugnuts> my bad
17:00 <Picard> mmmmm
17:00 <Immutable> talking about it is one thing doing it is the other
17:00 <amelia> he can be amelia's hero
17:00 <Immutable> you need to work on your execution
17:00 <Dugnuts> selfish
18:00 <Immutable> practice on Dugnuts 
18:00 <Immutable> he's being negative
18:00 <Immutable> negative people get blinded
18:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure im being the voice of reason in a room full of crazy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
18:00 <amelia> you're the voice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> read this
18:00 <amelia> try and udnerstand it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://crimefeed.com/2015/03/coworker-ejaculates/
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: you're a kind of well intentioned but misunderstand guy right?
19:00 <nate> yeah a person with nuts in their nick is surely not insane
19:00 <Dugnuts> haha
19:00 <Immutable> you should change your nick to notinsane
19:00 <Immutable> so that people know...
19:00 <Dugnuts> or i should not listen to any crazy advice from you fuckers
19:00 <Dugnuts> that seems sensible
20:00 <Immutable> herp derp
20:00 <Immutable> what a boring person
20:00 <Immutable> herping and derping all over the place
20:00 <Immutable> why don't you make a sandwich with that derp
20:00 <Immutable> ?
20:00 <Dugnuts> you'd know about all the herpyderpering
20:00 <amelia> yah doesn't like eye poking, doesn't like being insane
20:00 <Dugnuts> being the herpyderpiest of them all
20:00 <amelia> wot a serioussally
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugouts - are you gonna show us your goods?
21:00 <Immutable> he just herp derped with his emotional attack line of lame sane words
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: it everyone here is insane
21:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you come here?
21:00 <Immutable> serioussally
21:00 <amelia> stern-sam
22:00 <amelia> that's all I got
22:00 <SixInchRambo> lol blows in cup haha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
22:00 <SixInchRambo> extra dollop
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that is why you should probably make your own coffee
22:00 <Dugnuts> boredom
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> or go to the cafe!
23:00 <Dugnuts> habit
23:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
23:00 <Dugnuts> and hey, being involved in weird conversations is interesting, even if i am trying to stop a psychopath from stabbing someones eyes out
24:00 <Immutable> radio what's new
24:00 <amelia> HAY
24:00 <amelia> I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH
24:00 <amelia> I jus have a good imagination
24:00 <amelia> screw you hippy
24:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
24:00 <Dugnuts> have you ever been tested?
24:00 <Dugnuts> do you know for sure?
24:00 <amelia> YES
25:00 <Immutable> all we hear is radio gaga
25:00 <Immutable> radio goo goo
25:00 <slinky_J> so full
25:00 <slinky_J> my gost
25:00 <Dugnuts> radio ha ha?
26:00 <slinky_J> I have never made such soggy sammiches b4
26:00 <Dugnuts> i hope its something fun
26:00 <slinky_J> oh mah glob!
26:00 <amelia> wot the shit did you put in them
26:00 <Immutable> skirmishes semen...
26:00 <amelia> ohhh
26:00 <slinky_J> dude
26:00 <amelia> that doesn't sound like an enjoyable sandwich
26:00 <slinky_J> id rather live forever
26:00 <amelia> way to ruin sandwiches
26:00 <slinky_J> than eat his cum.
27:00 <Immutable> amelia: you will eat your semen sandwich and you will like it
27:00 <Serenity> :|
27:00 <slinky_J> sammich! not sandwich!
27:00 <amelia> if semen is codeword for nutella
27:00 <slinky_J> SAMMICHHHHHHehehehehe
27:00 <Immutable> amelia: when I was a kid all we had to eat was shit and semen
27:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
27:00 <SixInchRambo> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> nutella
27:00 <slinky_J> amelia ur a tease
27:00 <slinky_J> tsk tsk!
27:00 <Immutable> we didn't even have bread
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's cold
28:00 <slinky_J> how cold is it?!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cold!
28:00 <slinky_J> lel enough!
28:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for vikings to end so i can sleep.
29:00 <Dugnuts> you could just stop watching
29:00 <amelia> thats the next tv show I was gonna start watching
29:00 <amelia> after I finish banshee
29:00 <amelia> IT BETTER BE GOOD or I blow you up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Vikings is awesome
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Banshee not so much ... watched the first few eps of season 1 and didnt impress me too much
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's alright ... not must see though
30:00 <amelia> yah it took me a little get into
30:00 <amelia> but now I like it
30:00 <amelia> up to season 03
30:00 <amelia> all he does is fight & have sex
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like that with Last Man on Earth
30:00 <amelia> but I like it
31:00 <amelia> I not know wot that one is
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh check it out 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really new ... only up to six eps
31:00 <rosebud> is Floss a dude.. i think its a dude
31:00 <amelia> ah otay I wait until season is finished, I hate waiting for eps to be released
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am still working out why I like it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> want a good tv streaming site?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can check stuff out first?
32:00 <amelia> do I have to then watch it on my laptop
32:00 <amelia> instead of TV
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.watch-tvseries.net/
32:00 <Immutable> I'm bored
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you name it ... can think of it ... that site has it
33:00 <Dugnuts> you are one intense lady amelia
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and completely up to date too
33:00 <amelia> hm I dun wanna watch on laptop
33:00 <Immutable> I liek dat sho dat wun wit der furny shell done
33:00 <amelia> Dugnuts WOT
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I use my console through da telly
33:00 <rosebud> hello
33:00 <Dugnuts> i rest my case ms caps
33:00 <amelia> ah otay
33:00 <amelia> ahahh
33:00 <Immutable> remynd mi i iz susch nrd lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so I watch my movie streams in HD goodness too
34:00 <rosebud> HELLO
34:00 <Immutable> string theory
34:00 <amelia> wot you mean use your console thru the TV
34:00 <Immutable> shit
34:00 <amelia> like xbox>
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or use a hdmi cable to your telly
34:00 <Immutable> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I use my PS4
34:00 <amelia> ah I getchya
34:00 <Bastardly_One> put in the intraweb address and watch it on telly in HD goodness
34:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <rosebud> is this working
34:00 <Liinda> hai people
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you could do the same with just a cable
35:00 <Liinda> yes rosebud
35:00 <Bastardly_One> rosebud, nope!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Liinda :)
35:00 <Liinda> hai B1
35:00 <Liinda> hey couleurs
35:00 <Liinda> hey amelia
35:00 <Liinda> hi again Dugnuts
35:00 <amelia> hurro Liindapants
35:00 <Liinda> hi Immutable
35:00 <Liinda> =)
35:00 <Immutable> hi Liinda 
36:00 <Immutable> do you buy the same brain dead consumer products I buy?
36:00 <rosebud> ok
36:00 <Liinda> Depends, what do you buy?
36:00 <Immutable> milk and bread
37:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow at the time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
37:00 <Liinda> I dont eat much bread and lactose free milk
37:00 <rosebud> hello
37:00 <couleurs> i'm HD goodness
37:00 <Immutable> we are only 50% compatible then
38:00 <Immutable> tails it wasn't meant to be
38:00 <Immutable> the HR of this lovetrain has decided not to shortlist you
38:00 <amelia> take that & rewind it back
39:00 <Immutable> you shortlist to
39:00 <rosebud> who likes aprons
39:00 <amelia> like frilly aprons? or fake boob aprons?
39:00 <rosebud> all sorts
39:00 <amelia> or kiss the cook aprons
39:00 <Immutable> depends what the apron says on it
39:00 <amelia> I mean, you really need to be specific
40:00 <amelia> such a broad question
40:00 <rosebud> i just like aprons
40:00 <amelia> I'M NOT SURE HOW TO ANSWER IT
40:00 <rosebud> and hats
40:00 <rosebud> hats are good
40:00 <amelia> MY MIND IS RUNNING A MILLION MILES AN HR NOW
40:00 <Immutable> STOP FREAKING OUT AMELIA
40:00 <rosebud> i think floss is a man
40:00 <Dugnuts> I CAN TALK IN CAPS TOO
40:00 <rosebud> a really old man
40:00 <Dugnuts> WOOO BANDWAGON
40:00 <amelia> snapbacks are good
40:00 <amelia> but then, so are tophats
41:00 <amelia> oh noes
41:00 <Immutable> I'm about to go 1950's gentleman 
41:00 <Immutable> somebody take this dildo away from me!
41:00 <rosebud> you have a fucking time machine?
41:00 <amelia> Dug will take it
42:00 <Dugnuts> eewww
42:00 <amelia> take it
42:00 <Dugnuts> dont put your filthy sex toy on me
42:00 <amelia> TAKE IT
42:00 <rosebud> sex toys are weird
42:00 <Dugnuts> you take it
42:00 <Dugnuts> wait
42:00 <amelia> no u r
43:00 <rosebud> MMmmmm
43:00 <Immutable> why do I always get bored when Dugnuts starts talking
44:00 <Dugnuts> coz you are a boring person
44:00 <Dugnuts> and only boring people get bored
44:00 <Immutable> herp derp
44:00 <Dugnuts> keep derping you herp
44:00 <Immutable> he's like a little kid 
44:00 <Dugnuts> well dont get too excited
45:00 <amelia> while you hippys duke it out
45:00 <amelia> showah time
45:00 <Immutable> yeah me too
45:00 <Dugnuts> pics or it didnt happen
45:00 <Immutable> man you gotta chilld
45:00 <Immutable> ..
45:00 <Immutable> chill
45:00 <Dugnuts> you really are creepy Immutable
45:00 <Immutable> I know you started all of this
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
46:00 <Immutable> but you need to channel the inner source of all things
46:00 <Immutable> you need to be one with the universe man
47:00 <Dugnuts> oh i achieved perfect oneness years ago
47:00 <Dugnuts> didnt you?
47:00 <Immutable> fisting yourself anally is a kind of oneness 
47:00 <Immutable> I wouldn't count it though
47:00 <Dugnuts> thats what you call oneness?
47:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
48:00 <Immutable> shower time
51:00 <Liinda> you do stink, so....
51:00 <Liinda> ;)
52:00 <Dugnuts> sup Liinda
52:00 <Liinda> sup
52:00 <Dugnuts> enjoying this evening's entertainment?
52:00 <Liinda> havent been paying much attention
52:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
52:00 <couleurs> me 2
52:00 <Picard> Liinda
52:00 <Liinda> Picard
52:00 <Dugnuts> well there was talk of stabbing someones eyes out, Immutable and amelia are a bit crazy
52:00 <Dugnuts> fun times
52:00 <Picard> how are u my love
52:00 <Liinda> just another day in austnet
53:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
53:00 <Picard> sure is
53:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
54:00 <slinky_J> i should brush my teeth
54:00 <Liinda> im good just tired Picardhows u?
54:00 <slinky_J> i wouldnt have eaten if I knew
54:00 <slinky_J> fk me fk 
54:00 <slinky_J> bbs
54:00 <Picard> tired also
54:00 <Liinda> we are old bats, you more than me of course
54:00 <Liinda> :P
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/1vvqdwS.gifv
56:00 <couleurs> My RiDe
58:00 <Liinda> lol love it
01:00 <couleurs> thank u
01:00 <slinky_J> yer
01:00 <slinky_J> i think my girl is coming over
01:00 <slinky_J> she said she is on her way
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> is she a blow up doll?
01:00 <slinky_J> with a carton dad
01:00 <slinky_J> i am welsh
01:00 <slinky_J> i eat cheese sangas and sleep!
02:00 <couleurs> Ok.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then...
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
02:00 <couleurs> agreed.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <amelia> Modern Family
05:00 <amelia> soso good
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> vikings is better
05:00 <amelia> haha
06:00 <TNT> Soup
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and walking dead is better than vikings!
06:00 <amelia> everyone lovin that show!!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's pretty much eye candy
06:00 <amelia> I used to like the first season of Spartacus for that reason
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome storyline too!
06:00 <amelia> damn he was so fine
08:00 <TNT> banana_kate
08:00 <slinky_J> Picard
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah spartacus was pretty good
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> then the dude died from cancer, i think
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad… i was going to have babies with him
09:00 <slinky_J> uno what sucked
09:00 <slinky_J> Exodus Gods and Kings
10:00 <TNT> I saw on fb j
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <slinky_J> ;)
10:00 <slinky_J> s u c k e d!
10:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
10:00 <amelia> yah how crazy he died so young
10:00 <amelia> my god he was amazing to look at
11:00 <tisk> simba fifa street is 7.55$ on ps3
11:00 <slinky_J> o TNT its u
11:00 <slinky_J> bbs
11:00 <slinky_J> i have no idea what is going on right now
11:00 <TNT> Fckn hard to get ne choof where I am
11:00 <slinky_J> i was all about to go to sleep after Vikings untill I read this msg
11:00 <slinky_J> ffs
11:00 <slinky_J> i yam growin plant now
11:00 <slinky_J> xD
12:00 <TNT> Eheh
12:00 <slinky_J> it is but a seed lel
12:00 <slinky_J> xD
12:00 <TNT> I have nimbin seeds, a whole heap
12:00 <slinky_J> k i must make haste to courtyard and cig up and drink to calm down
12:00 <slinky_J> i haz precious seed of Adelaide
12:00 <Immutable> I'm finding it hard communicating with people. I think my primary motivation for talking to people was to try and troll them. Now that I've gotten over that it's just crazy rants about things that I hate that really shine through. Like · Comment · Share      Michael Robitnytskyj     Write a comment...  News Feed Michael Robitnytskyj 2 hrs ·  https://www.youtu
12:00 <slinky_J> uno TNT brother
12:00 <slinky_J> I haver never met a girl named Adelaide
13:00 <slinky_J> its such a beautiful name for a woman.
13:00 <slinky_J> bbs
13:00 <TNT> Lol
13:00 <Immutable> what about the name
13:00 <Immutable> Shamona
13:00 <TNT> Still waitin on my new IBM lappy to arrive
13:00 <Immutable> ?
14:00 <amelia> a boy asked my name at a club and I said "Gertrude" and he said "oh wow what a beautiful name :)"
14:00 <amelia> LIAR
15:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
15:00 <Dugnuts> well
15:00 <Dugnuts> its interesting
15:00 <couleurs> :)
15:00 <amelia> interesting but not beautiful
15:00 <Immutable> can I call you gertrude?
15:00 <Dugnuts> nah
15:00 <Dugnuts> but im gonna call you gertrude from now on
15:00 <amelia> no that's a fat girl with bun hair name :(
16:00 <Dugnuts> thats a mean thing to say gertrude
16:00 <Immutable> that's how I always pictured you amelia 
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahahhaa
16:00 <Dugnuts> is that when bitch mode engages?
17:00 <Immutable> where did my motivation to engage the human species go?
17:00 <slinky_J> wat teh fuck is goin onz!
17:00 <Dugnuts> crank the bun up another notch?
17:00 <slinky_J> I am going to watch Liam Neeson die, apparently.
18:00 <Immutable> Dugnuts is being an idiot
18:00 <Dugnuts> oh shut up Immutable
18:00 <Immutable> and killing our chill one with the universe vibe
18:00 <slinky_J> TNT have you seen dorian gray?
18:00 <TNT> No
18:00 <slinky_J> I cant wait to get the novel
19:00 <slinky_J> The UNCENSORED Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde :O
19:00 <slinky_J> he wrote the most uncanny of things about Jesse James
19:00 <TNT> I can't wait for my lappy to arrive, doin stuff on a phone isn't all that great
19:00 <Immutable> so bored
19:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT metadata retention laws passed today
19:00 <TokenDaRing> the goverments watching everything you do
19:00 <slinky_J> check this TNT
20:00 <TNT> Ye ye
20:00 <slinky_J> this sums up Americans, even today
20:00 <Immutable> hold my hands Dugnuts and spin in a circle with me
20:00 <Dugnuts> you wanna do a maypole thing?
20:00 <slinky_J> Outside my window about a quarter mile to the west stands a little yellow house and a crowd of people are pulling it all down.
20:00 <Dugnuts> ring a ring a rosie?
20:00 <Immutable> we need more people for our gaypole
20:00 <Dugnuts> oh im into girls
20:00 <slinky_J> It is the house of the great train robber and murderer, Jesse James, who was shot by his pal last week, and the people are relic hunters.
21:00 <Immutable> you forgot to put a winky face after that statement Dugnuts 
21:00 <Dugnuts> it didnt need one
21:00 <Dugnuts> it was factual
21:00 <amelia> yay I got my conditional acceptance letter for Canada
21:00 <Immutable> now you'll never attract a woman and will be forever alone ;)
21:00 <Dugnuts> ...
21:00 <Dugnuts> right
22:00 <slinky_J> They sold his dust-bin and foot scraper yesterday by public auction, his doorknocker is to be offered for sale this afternoon, the reserve price being about the income of an English bishop. . . . The Americans are certainly great hero worshipers, and always take their heroes from the criminal classes.
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh, what are you accepted for gertrude?
22:00 <Immutable> don't you mean right ;)
22:00 <Immutable> watch me chat up nerdygirl 
22:00 <amelia> tis jus conditional at the moment still has to apply for work permit and stuff I think
22:00 <Immutable> ;)
22:00 <amelia> to go Canada weeee
22:00 <slinky_J> Oscar Wilde; in a letter maild from St. Jseph and dated April 19th, 1882
22:00 <slinky_J> Americans huh
22:00 <Dugnuts> i mean what are you going to do there
22:00 <amelia> live there
22:00 <amelia> and snowboard
23:00 <amelia> and throw snowballs @ people
23:00 <amelia> and ride bears
23:00 <amelia> thats pretty much it really
23:00 <Dugnuts> ok
23:00 <Dugnuts> way to be vague
23:00 <Dugnuts> good work
23:00 <amelia> haha jus to live there for a while
23:00 <Dugnuts> you win 1 internet
23:00 <amelia> and work
24:00 <amelia> so I can play :)
24:00 <Immutable> lol
25:00 <Immutable> I feel sorry for Dugnut's balls
25:00 <Dugnuts> you need to stop being so obsessed with me Immutable
25:00 <Dugnuts> its not flattering, its creepy as hell
25:00 <Immutable> I just want you to switch from hetro to gay
25:00 <Immutable> it's easier
26:00 <Dugnuts> cant help the way i was born
26:00 <Dugnuts> i love girls
26:00 <Dugnuts> cant help it
26:00 <Immutable> you can always change I did
26:00 <Dugnuts> ...
26:00 <Immutable> you just have to find some magic gay fairy dust
26:00 <Dugnuts> not everyone feels that way
26:00 <Dugnuts> hey i was young once
26:00 <Dugnuts> and believe me
26:00 <Dugnuts> i dont like guys that way
27:00 <Immutable> yeah man you do everyone is a little gay
27:00 <amelia> who cares if someone is gay or not
27:00 <Dugnuts> Immutable apparently
27:00 <amelia> I don't understand this argument and why being gay or not would cause an argument
28:00 <amelia> or reason for insult
28:00 <Dugnuts> im not insulted
28:00 <Immutable> yeah that's nice amelia 
28:00 <Dugnuts> im just not gay, and Immutable seems to think i should be
28:00 <nate> Immutable test him out!
28:00 <Immutable> I'm trying to convert Dugnuts from being straight to being gay and you get involved
29:00 <nate> lets all say glory hole!
29:00 <Immutable> with your political agenda
29:00 <amelia> every fucking night my dog loves to burp in my face
29:00 <Dugnuts> and you keep letting him do it?
29:00 <Dugnuts> thats your fault
29:00 <amelia> I DON'T EXPECT IT
29:00 <Dugnuts> not the dumb animal's fault
29:00 <amelia> she's not dumb
29:00 <amelia> she is amazing and burpy
29:00 <amelia> she may be a little silly
31:00 <couleurs> :p
31:00 <Dugnuts> its an animal
31:00 <Dugnuts> its dumb
31:00 <Dugnuts> it may be smart compared to other animals
31:00 <Dugnuts> but it is still dumb
31:00 <partay> TFIFT
31:00 <Immutable> I love dogs
31:00 <amelia> me3
32:00 <partay> amelia make me a sammich
32:00 <Immutable> couleurs has got the idea that's how you attract a woman the more emoticons the better
32:00 <couleurs> :)
32:00 <partay> couleurs needs to get out more 
32:00 <amelia> someone in here has been making semen sammich's partay
32:00 <amelia> would you like one
32:00 <partay> stop dating his ps4 
32:00 <couleurs> ;)
33:00 <partay> amelia i bet picard would love one of those 
33:00 <amelia> he was pretty excited about them actually
33:00 <nate> i didnt know partay likes those sammages
33:00 <nate> could have made him heaps!
33:00 <partay> nate ill make them but wont eat them
33:00 <partay> want me to make you one /
33:00 <nate> sure
33:00 <nate> protein
34:00 <partay> id ask couleurs but 2ml isnt enought for one slice of bread
34:00 <nate> gonna eat some choccy over easter partay?
35:00 <partay> no
35:00 <partay> not a big fan of choccy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've asked for cash instead
35:00 <partay> to buy some choccy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bet I end up with shitty choccy instead
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not into it anymore and when I do get the odd craving it kind of goes right through me 
36:00 <couleurs> pocky
37:00 <slinky_J> i yam so confused
37:00 <slinky_J> b1 she goes
37:00 <slinky_J> pm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a bit weird
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm find out?
39:00 <nate> slinky_J just say hey babe i'd like to talk to you, how about going to my room for a little boom boom
39:00 <couleurs> tell her u can fifa
39:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're about due for delivery if she is serious
41:00 <couleurs> ;)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
43:00 <couleurs> :p
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aloah! 
44:00 <Dugnuts> do you mean aloha?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hola
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no…. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> but hai anyways
44:00 <Dugnuts> what language is aloah then?
44:00 <Dugnuts> coz its not that hawaiian one
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. i won't do the back story…
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> but anyways...
45:00 <couleurs> Good.
45:00 <Dugnuts> yeah tldr
46:00 <couleurs> agreed.
46:00 <Immutable> voting tomorrow
46:00 <Immutable> vote greens
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> um saturday...
46:00 <Dugnuts> voting?
46:00 <Dugnuts> what now?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes vote for whoever you wanna vote for
46:00 <amelia> ni nis poopheads
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah state election in nsw
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh
47:00 <TNT> I already voted
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
47:00 <rosebud> hello
48:00 <TNT> banana_kate
48:00 <TNT> Gots any bananas lately?
48:00 <rosebud> Has anyone got a banana
49:00 <simba> u
49:00 <rosebud> ok
49:00 <rosebud> im really upset my boyfriend dumped me over sms
50:00 <rosebud> i want a banana
50:00 <partay> rosebud welcome to 2015
50:00 <TNT> No mo banana fo u rosebud
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> banana 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i haven't TNT
50:00 <simba> look on the brightside there is a wealth of talent on irc for rebound sex
50:00 <rosebud> i was going to perth to meet him and everything
50:00 <simba> if you hadn't met then sms is fine
50:00 <partay> rosebud looks like youre busting out the dildo
51:00 <Dugnuts> were you real bf and gf?
51:00 <Dugnuts> or just internet bf gf
51:00 <simba> sms bf gf
51:00 <rosebud> we met on facebook
51:00 <nate> simba dont ever dump me:)
51:00 <TNT> Lol
51:00 <Dugnuts> have you ever actually met before
51:00 <simba> fuk u nate
51:00 <rosebud> no
51:00 <rosebud> does that matter
51:00 <Dugnuts> yes
51:00 <nate> booooo!
51:00 <Dugnuts> until you touch and create a physical bond, its all ephemeral and doesnt mean anything
52:00 <Immutable> at least you're not a single mum look on the brightside
52:00 <Dugnuts> are are humans, with bodies, not minds floating in the ether
52:00 <rosebud> i'm going to ring his home phone when he is at school and tell his parents he got my pregnant
52:00 <Dugnuts> really
52:00 <Dugnuts> via the phone
52:00 <TNT> Lol
52:00 <TNT> Via sms
53:00 <simba> good idea
53:00 <simba> call the school and call in a bomb threata
53:00 <Bastardly_One> rosebud, not actually putting you down but how old are you?
53:00 <rosebud> 14
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just this sounds like a teenage thing is all 
53:00 <TNT> Lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin'
53:00 <Immutable> I'd like to hear rosebud try to do an arabic mans voice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> look at the positive, you save an airfare! 
54:00 <rosebud> wow hes blocked me on facebook
54:00 <rosebud> bastard
54:00 <Immutable> lol
54:00 <simba> rosebud how did you find irc
54:00 <rosebud> google
55:00 <nate> she looked up the most depressed place on the net
55:00 <simba> what were you searching
55:00 <nate> taaaadaaah!
55:00 <TNT> Googliano marconi
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and for the record? you've a lot of life to live and a lot of loves to love ... time will prove me right on that
55:00 <rosebud> ummm chat program i think
55:00 <simba> i c
55:00 <TNT> Ummm gugliano*
56:00 <tisk> simba
56:00 <tisk> i bought fifa street ps3
56:00 <simba> fkn sik m8
56:00 <tisk> cause couldnt afford fifa 5
56:00 <simba> fifa it up
56:00 <tisk> 15
56:00 <simba> get hardcore
56:00 <simba> welcome to fifa
56:00 <tisk> its got career mode free online too
56:00 <Immutable> I'm bed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dud
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Fifa 15 is like 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> $40 on the psn
56:00 <simba> free online the good days
57:00 <Bastardly_One> at the moment
57:00 <tisk> yeah i only had like 40$
57:00 <tisk> cant spend all my cash
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and what did I just type?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
57:00 <rosebud> this plane crash is so sad
57:00 <rosebud> we should have satellite backup pilots or something
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but an actual accident
57:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy who flies explained his idea of what happened to me 
58:00 <rosebud> theyve said you can hear the pilot trying to break the door down to get back into the cockpit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and it make perfect sense 
58:00 <rosebud> the co pilot purposely crashed the plane
58:00 <simba> sounds like a good story
58:00 <nate> we should just have paper planes and hope they dont get wet:)
58:00 <simba> but star wars is better
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then the controlled descent wouldn't make sense 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you do that when a plane is losing cabin pressure usually
59:00 <rosebud> http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/germanwings-flight-4u9525-co-pilot-put-plane-into-descent-prosecutor-says-1.3010045
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think the pilot just didn't see it coming in the controlled descent
59:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
59:00 <Bastardly_One> into controlled decent
59:00 <Maurice> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/26/germanwings-crash-co-pilot_n_6946262.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
59:00 <Bastardly_One> which is normal procedure when cabin pressure drops
59:00 <rosebud> Co-pilot was alone in cockpit after chief pilot left
59:00 <rosebud> Co-pilot refused re-open locked cockpit door
59:00 <rosebud> Co-pilot appears to have deliberately crashed the plane
59:00 <Maurice> That one says the plane flew in a straight line into the mountains
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to get it down to 10 000 feet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so the passengers can breath
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