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00:00 <British^Meat> i mean, if i was a cop and a drug fucked skitzo came to me with irc logs id definately take him seriously
01:00 <Bonny> lol
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <partay> bonny were you a paltalk slurry ?
02:00 <Bonny> theyre lock loof up in a psych ward
03:00 <Bonny> nup
03:00 <Bonny> they'd*
09:00 <immutable> interusting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had so much to say there
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have these strange moral moments
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but that cunt should never of been released
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not after only 4 days
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and clearly they thought it was drug psychosis to be stuck with all the meth heads
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/bee54uZ.jpg
11:00 <Bastardly_One> those fucking selfie poles
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ever see a person with one in real life I am so going to laugh at them
12:00 <immutable> that guy is so meta
13:00 <immutable> taking a video of himself taking a picture of himself
14:00 <immutable> taking a video of himself
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a guy in america that has his entire life running via apps
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and google glasses and shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and he one really strange guy
14:00 <immutable> he probably has more of a life than us
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a point there but I clearly lost it
16:00 <immutable> :.
16:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/a/lvhH9
19:00 <Loof> Tardco gtfo
20:00 <Taco> Oh hey loof
20:00 <Taco> I was wondering, where'd you meet your wife?
20:00 <Taco> Was it crazy? Cause its crazy how she beats on you
22:00 <couleurs> THuG LiFe
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the wife must of came past
24:00 <Bastardly_One> man she even looks nasty
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like she would go psych any second at the drop of a hat
26:00 <Loof> http://www.marijuanatravels.com/cities/aus/adelaide
33:00 <Taco> hey loof, how'd you meet your lovely wife?
33:00 <rosebud> hello
34:00 <Loof> http://www.surfsouthoz.com/info/area-guide.html
34:00 <Loof> heaven
35:00 <rosebud> but sharks
45:00 <partay> butt sharks?? what are they ?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> If I was a serial killer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings*
49:00 <nate> B1 u like the ban called red?
49:00 <nate> band :D
49:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I know them
50:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJPCdafnLo
50:00 <nate> probably off their best album
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how come I don't know this?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am liking the tune so far 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits for the vocals*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ah that's why
52:00 <nate> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn 
52:00 <nate> try a different song ;O
52:00 <Bastardly_One> very generic but not bad 
52:00 <nate> breathe into me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't smash someone until about 4 songs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to this band
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's important to watch the clip
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what happens in the park
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hey gandalf!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpOCoMGNJfA
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nice dress
55:00 <nate> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that music is right up my alley so to speak
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am right into the heavy groove rawk
01:00 <rosebud> ok
20:00 <Bastardly_One> poor ChanOP
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean poor trout
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
35:00 <rosebud> Cheezles
39:00 <rosebud> hello
39:00 <rosebud> well.. I dont think i'll be paying $17000 for an apple watch
40:00 <mrdanger> why not?
40:00 <rosebud> 17000 is a lot of shoes
41:00 <mrdanger> just catfish some yank and get what the world owes you
41:00 <mrdanger> thats how i spend my days
41:00 <rosebud> you eat catfish and the world owes you?
56:00 <Kynetic> if you buy a gold apple watch
56:00 <Kynetic> youre a pretentious prick
56:00 <Kynetic> just sayin'.
58:00 <Loof> agreed
58:00 <Loof> but i'll take it further
58:00 <Loof> if you buy apple anything
58:00 <rosebud> hah
58:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind the ipad for the kids cos the interface is simple to use
59:00 <rosebud> i use my ipad 1 as my bedside clock
59:00 <Kynetic> personally i wouldnt buy anything apple
59:00 <Maurice> Apple is shit
59:00 <slinky_J> gold watch
59:00 <Kynetic> im gonna get a windows tablet
59:00 <Kynetic> quad core
59:00 <Maurice> If there was a samsung version of an ipod, my kids would have gotten that
59:00 <Loof> my wife's mac just died tonight
59:00 <Loof> and can i just replace the hard drive
59:00 <Loof> nooooo
59:00 <slinky_J> see somebody with a gold watch
59:00 <Loof> gotta take it into apple shop
59:00 <Maurice> My son has a windows phone
59:00 <Maurice> It confuses me
59:00 <slinky_J> forget to feed my fish
59:00 <Kynetic> the apple watches battery only lasts a day too apparently
59:00 <Kynetic> how shit is that
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <rosebud> Yeh but its wireless charging
00:00 <Kynetic> the mere fact it has to be charged after only a day is a big fat lose in my books.
00:00 <slinky_J> so why are you bitching?
00:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
00:00 <Loof> that's redic
00:00 <slinky_J> rosebud
00:00 <rosebud> almost every smartphone needs charging daily
00:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck would pay that for any watch
00:00 <Loof> it's a 1 inch screen
00:00 <Kynetic> thats smartphones
00:00 <Loof> wtf is using power
00:00 <Kynetic> this is a fkn watch ffs
00:00 <rosebud> im just syaing i wouldnt pay $17000 for an apple watch
00:00 <Maurice> Yeah my smartphone needs charging by about 5pm
00:00 <slinky_J> war of the worlds
00:00 <Kynetic> its not doing anything near the shit your phone does
01:00 <slinky_J> orson welles
01:00 <slinky_J> rosebud?
01:00 <slinky_J> that where you got ur nick from him?
01:00 <Kynetic> noone is going to
01:00 <Maurice> My nannas dog is called rosebud
01:00 <Kynetic> they only made one to make it look fancier than it is
01:00 <rosebud> its not one
01:00 <Maurice> It's a stupid yappy mop of a thing
01:00 <rosebud> theres about 10 of them
01:00 <rosebud> all $17 000 each
01:00 <Kynetic> because they know in reality noone is gonna spend that much on a piece of technology that will be out of date in less than a year
01:00 <rosebud> some are $15 000
02:00 <slinky_J> yea you did
02:00 <rosebud> my name is from a part of a flower 
02:00 <Kynetic> pfft
02:00 <slinky_J> really?
02:00 <Kynetic> thats just too simple
02:00 <Kynetic> surely theres more to it than that
02:00 <slinky_J> yer
02:00 <slinky_J> way simple
03:00 <slinky_J> has to be a story behind it!
03:00 <Kynetic> next you'll be telling me i picked Kynetic cos i like kinetic energy
03:00 <rosebud> if you must know i have a budding rose in my background picture, so I used that
04:00 <Kynetic> see.. there is a story
04:00 <slinky_J> wouldn't be so gay bro
04:00 <slinky_J> but
04:00 <Kynetic> just had to yank it out of you
04:00 <slinky_J> leaswt your nick isnt BigBangLover
04:00 <rosebud> or lesbian i guess
04:00 <slinky_J> that'd be fucked.
04:00 <Kynetic> or xXxXxX-SuperLover-XxXxXx
04:00 <rosebud> like i said before... $17000 is a lot of shoes
04:00 <slinky_J> I have a garden rosebud
04:00 <Kynetic> man ppl come up with some fucken lame handles
05:00 <slinky_J> and roses
05:00 <Kynetic> i planted lettuce today
05:00 <slinky_J> they're weird
05:00 <Kynetic> prolly throw some chives and other herbs in next
05:00 <Kynetic> sick of paying good money for fresh herbs
05:00 <slinky_J> because some are just lipstick
05:00 <Maurice> I'd spend 17k on shoes
05:00 <slinky_J> some are white and red
05:00 <Kynetic> Maurice you alreayd have
05:00 <slinky_J> some are white
05:00 <Kynetic> several times over no doubt
05:00 <Maurice> Kynetic I had a vegie garden, but my dog ate it >.<
05:00 <Maurice> I have not!
05:00 <Maurice> Probably only about 2k
06:00 <Kynetic> that cam knows about
06:00 <slinky_J> I think I pissed on the rose bush too often
06:00 <rosebud> I would buy the same shoes in different colours
06:00 <Maurice> And lets face it, my shoes are hot
06:00 <slinky_J> fucked it up
06:00 <Kynetic> Maurice only when youre wearin em *rowr*
06:00 <slinky_J> its gone all trans rosexual on me
06:00 <Maurice> Haha he doesn't even know about the 2k
06:00 <Maurice> Hot
06:00 <slinky_J> :~
06:00 <Kynetic> personally i like it better when you take them off
06:00 <Kynetic> if you know what i mean
06:00 <Kynetic> ;)
06:00 <slinky_J> Maurice do you remember the 286?
06:00 <Maurice> The what
07:00 <Maurice> (take that as a no)
07:00 <Loof> why doesn't wine give my headaches?
07:00 <Loof> me*
07:00 <Kynetic> ive only ever had a hangover once
07:00 <slinky_J> let ur wife beat it into you loof.
07:00 <rosebud> you need to be concious during the hangover...
07:00 <Loof> awesome :)
07:00 <Kynetic> and that was after drinking a 1L bottle of bourbon at a mates 21st
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Kynetic> apparently i was so drunk i was professing my love for some chick who we all knew
07:00 <Kynetic> none of this i remember
07:00 <slinky_J> old computer Maurice
07:00 <Loof> i professed my love to Serenity last night
07:00 <rosebud> Im on an alcohol gap year this year
07:00 <Maurice> Oh, nah I don't
07:00 <slinky_J> soz sounding like b1 now
07:00 <Loof> so embarrasing
07:00 <Maurice> How old do you think I am
07:00 <Maurice> Jeez
08:00 <Kynetic> but i do remember my mum coming to pick me up and then making her drive through town on the way home so i could yell shit at ppl in the streets
08:00 <rosebud> i was notified it shouldnt be that hard for me considering i only drink about a cartons worth a year
08:00 <slinky_J> I'm just biding time
08:00 <Kynetic> she was a very accomodating mother
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> rosebud are you a new person here
08:00 <Loof> rofl
08:00 <slinky_J> ?
08:00 <Loof> that is gold
08:00 <rosebud> new to see an actual conversation in here, but ive been in here a few times before
08:00 <Maurice> Kynetic, the one time my mum picked me up was from a cop shop :(
08:00 <slinky_J> conversation here is full of bullshit
09:00 <rosebud> charming
09:00 <Maurice> She grounded me for a month
09:00 <Kynetic> oh i usually got my dad to pick me up when that happenned
09:00 <slinky_J> an op should tell you that
09:00 <Kynetic> cos he'd be all like 'what happenned this time'
09:00 <Maurice> I begged her not to tell my dad but she fucking did
09:00 <rosebud> do you live at home maurice?
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Kynetic> and not make a big deal about it
09:00 <Maurice> I do, rosebud
09:00 <Loof> stick to weed mon
09:00 <Loof> no dramas
09:00 <slinky_J> I guess, we're all mad here!
09:00 <slinky_J> xD
09:00 <Kynetic> except for g^style
09:00 <slinky_J> Kynetic baebz
09:00 <Kynetic> he's a bit of a weirdo
09:00 <Maurice> I live in my home
09:00 <slinky_J> i want sex
09:00 <Maurice> Do you live in your home, rosebud?
10:00 <slinky_J> dont be an asshole about it.
10:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i prefer to live in the worm garden
10:00 <Kynetic> its so moist there
10:00 <rosebud> i see hah
10:00 <slinky_J> just txt it to me
10:00 <Kynetic> and i love the word moist.
10:00 <Loof> hope my new place lets me make a garden
10:00 <Maurice> I wish I lived at my parents house, no kids, no responsibilities
10:00 <Loof> do they let you when rentin g?
10:00 <Kynetic> because it just rolls off the tongue.. like a moist towelette
10:00 <slinky_J> hope loof fkn stfu
10:00 <rosebud> I like cataglysmic
10:00 <slinky_J> fuck
10:00 <slinky_J> I like adventure time
10:00 <Maurice> I prefer Regular Show
10:00 <slinky_J> :o
10:00 <Loof> i want a mad ass veggie garden
10:00 <Maurice> I get to watch those 2 shows nearly every. Fucking. Day.
11:00 <slinky_J> that is a sick toon show Maurice
11:00 <Kynetic> if i had a bigger garden id have lots of veges
11:00 <slinky_J> fkn rules
11:00 <slinky_J> but
11:00 <Kynetic> grow some fkn sweet potato
11:00 <Loof> with some basil, rosemary, thyme etc
11:00 <rosebud> theres this website ive found called youtube.com
11:00 <slinky_J> i does lurv teh adventure timez
11:00 <Kynetic> shit is like a weed once it gets going
11:00 <Loof> nice
11:00 <rosebud> im watching some videos i watched years ago
11:00 <Kynetic> its almost impossible to get rid of the shit
11:00 <Maurice> Have you seen the Doc Martens that are Finn and Jake?
11:00 <slinky_J> really rosebud?
11:00 <Kynetic> and you will always have sweet taters
11:00 <Loof> i love gardening (and no i dont mean weed)
11:00 <slinky_J> like um
11:00 <slinky_J> wait
11:00 <slinky_J> ten thousand minutes rosebud
11:00 <Kynetic> good weed is a lot harder to grow than your average vegeteable
11:00 <Loof> yep
12:00 <Maurice> slinky_J http://i2.wp.com/laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/AdventureTime_HPBanner1.jpg?resize=750%2C540
12:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEus0GBTnQ
12:00 <slinky_J> lelz
13:00 <Maurice> Or these http://g.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/poster/2015/02/3042514-poster-p-1-oh-my-glob-snag-these-awesome-adventure-time-inspired-doc-martens.jpg
13:00 <slinky_J> Jake born!
13:00 <slinky_J> kk i clicking!
13:00 <Kynetic> apparently theres a lot of full movies on youtube
13:00 <slinky_J> I DONT HAVE TEN EYES GLOB DAMMSHIT
13:00 <rosebud> no im watching a country practice
13:00 <Maurice> I send my phones youtube to my tv and watch it in glorious big screen
13:00 <slinky_J> o yes the boots
13:00 <Maurice> Usually topless Levine
14:00 <slinky_J> i was going to buy boots but then didnt..
14:00 <Kynetic> my favourite character in ACP was fatso
14:00 <Maurice> He's the best
14:00 <Maurice> HOWEVER
14:00 <slinky_J> k second pic i would wear them for real!
14:00 <slinky_J> like docs with AT
14:00 <Maurice> I named my cat Esme, I wanted to get her brother so I could call him Watson, so I could yell out 'ESME WATSON'
14:00 <slinky_J> fkn wot!
14:00 <Maurice> But it didn't happen
14:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
14:00 <Maurice> They are Docs
14:00 <Maurice> Both links
14:00 <Kynetic> youre shit at planning things Maurice
15:00 <Kynetic> just sayin
15:00 <slinky_J> yeah 
15:00 <Maurice> Cam wouldn't let me
15:00 <slinky_J> i love the second
15:00 <slinky_J> i have heaps of shoes but :/
15:00 <Maurice> He said he'd divorce me if I got more than one kitten, I like his sex too much to risk it
15:00 <Kynetic> who was the old farmer dude
15:00 <Kynetic> who was a bit slow
15:00 <Maurice> Bob
15:00 <Maurice> Or Cookie
15:00 <Kynetic> i can hardly remember the show
15:00 <Kynetic> nah not cookie
15:00 <slinky_J> rosebud
15:00 <Kynetic> bob - the big fella
15:00 <Maurice> Doodle used to tease me, asking where Bob and Cookie were when I mentioned Esme
15:00 <rosebud> when molly dies
15:00 <Kynetic> cookie was like cheech and chong rolled into one person
16:00 <rosebud> :(
16:00 <slinky_J> lel
16:00 <slinky_J> omg
16:00 <slinky_J> i mean
16:00 <rosebud> Joyce Jacobs only died in 2013
16:00 <slinky_J> AH MA GLOB!
16:00 <rosebud> Georgie Parker is such a weak actress though
16:00 <Kynetic> ERMAGHERD
16:00 <slinky_J> WHEN WAS 2013?
16:00 <Maurice> I used to watch it when I was up feeding babies
16:00 <Kynetic> id fuck georgie parker
16:00 <Kynetic> i mean
16:00 <Kynetic> fuck georgie parker
16:00 <Maurice> Nothing else was ever on
16:00 <slinky_J> I DONT KNOW THAT SHIT
16:00 <Kynetic> *whistles*
16:00 <slinky_J> wot yr is this
16:00 <slinky_J> woo Jurassic Park comes out
16:00 <slinky_J> ye
17:00 <slinky_J> toy story 1
17:00 <Kynetic> you know whats wierd about toy story
17:00 <Kynetic> buzz doesnt believe he's a toy right
17:00 <slinky_J> wireless things ten years from now!
17:00 <Kynetic> but yet whenever humans are around he freezes like a toy
17:00 <Kynetic> go fkn figure.
17:00 <slinky_J> Ice King like a baebz
17:00 <slinky_J> xD
18:00 <Serenity> [11:07pm] <Loof> i professed my love to Serenity last night
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Lumpy Space Princess reminds me of Jimmy Fallon when he does his Ew segment
18:00 <Maurice> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> i figured you were drunk
20:00 <Kynetic> everyone loves Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> im pretty fucking fantastic
20:00 <Maurice> Shes a bed hog
20:00 <Maurice> Don't trust her
21:00 <rosebud> Kynetic.. have a look at the stationwagon in toy story.. the number plate on the front is different to the one at the back. theyre the numbers of the studios they used when making the movie
21:00 <Loof> key is to stay tipsy without getting drunk
21:00 <Loof> how do that
21:00 <slinky_J> SEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
21:00 <slinky_J> i missed me.
21:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:00 <Loof> maybe 1 drink an hour
22:00 <slinky_J> i like this rosebud person
22:00 <slinky_J> they iz kewl
22:00 <slinky_J> know sum stuffz
23:00 <Loof> just gave myself the best haircut
23:00 <rosebud> i doubt that
23:00 <Loof> and someone told me how to avoid boofy hair
23:00 <Loof> leave conditioner in it
24:00 <Loof> so awesome
24:00 <rosebud> gross
24:00 <Maurice> Shave your head
24:00 <Loof> better than gel
24:00 <rosebud> what if it goes into your head
25:00 <Loof> this old woman kept staring at me in psych ward
25:00 <Loof> i complained and this psycho goes "doesn't like his sexy hair, might as well kill himself"
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Maurice> Er
26:00 <rosebud> whats the non derogatory word for a slow learner nowadays
26:00 <rosebud> or is it slow learner
26:00 <Loof> later on he gave me the best massage
26:00 <Loof> awesome gay moment
26:00 <rosebud> not all there 
26:00 <Serenity> non derogatory term is Bastardly_One
26:00 <rosebud> ok
26:00 <Maurice> Rofl
27:00 <Loof> got on the scales in there
27:00 <Loof> down another 15kg!
27:00 <Loof> not even trying
27:00 <rosebud> there was a mental woman at casualty when i was there a while ago. she was wearing all green clothes and was screaming leave me alone im a lettuce i need to grow
28:00 <Loof> gotta try to stay about 90kg though
28:00 <Loof> above*
28:00 <Loof> as i'm 6'4
28:00 <rosebud> I'm not that fussed about body figure unless you're unhealthy
28:00 <rosebud> its idiots i worry about
28:00 <Loof> fuck being a stick creature again
29:00 <Loof> lanky is gross
29:00 <rosebud> mmm
29:00 <Loof> eg. chris
30:00 <Maurice> Fucktards are gross
30:00 <rosebud> defining an idiot is as broad as it is relative but wow.. you really see some silly people
30:00 <Loof> cant believe i stayed faithful in there
31:00 <Loof> so many crazy sexy easy targets wanted it
31:00 <Serenity> why did you
31:00 <Serenity> fuck em all
31:00 <rosebud> Nah if you're going to get a failing condom.. you're going to get it in hospital
31:00 <Maurice> Ok so
31:00 <Loof> i just didn't tell them my real age
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <rosebud> because every bad thing on the planet lives in hospitals
32:00 <Loof> looking young ftw
32:00 <Maurice> Everything Loof has said, his kid should be removed and he should murder his wife and find another mental patient to fuck
32:00 <rosebud> Rose Porteous on line 3 Dr.
32:00 <Loof> felt sorry for one who was begging for it
33:00 <Loof> so i gave her my wedding ring cause she was poor
33:00 <rosebud> i doubt that too
33:00 <Loof> that backfired bad, ling wa told the nurses someone stole it
33:00 <Maurice> No you fucking didn't
33:00 <Maurice> You lying sack of shit
33:00 <Loof> so now she's probably in trouble :(
33:00 <rosebud> whats a ling wa
33:00 <Loof> if the nurses have seen her wearing it
33:00 <Maurice> His wife, apparently
33:00 <rosebud> oh.. i was going to say about 10kg
34:00 <Loof> 27 yo sexy mauri bitch
34:00 <Loof> awesome artist
34:00 <Loof> loved my reggae
34:00 <Maurice> Maurice*
34:00 <Loof> hated weed though
34:00 <rosebud> native mauri?
34:00 <Maurice> It's maori
34:00 <rosebud> Or are her parents just unthoughtful
35:00 <Loof> also a sexy asian bitch who kept sitting next to me attempting english
35:00 <Loof> man her ass
35:00 <Loof> in dem tight jeans
35:00 <Loof> tall for an asian
35:00 <Maurice> Didn't happen
36:00 <Loof> i want to go back
36:00 <rosebud> yeah.. the tight jeans give it away
36:00 <rosebud> no way they would let a psycho into tight jeans.
38:00 <Loof>  /clear
39:00 <AzzA> fail
39:00 <Loof> but for all the sex on offer there's also the constant threat of violence
39:00 <Loof> like i'm in for a fight when i go back
40:00 <Loof> with this HUGE asian guy who got jelly
40:00 <Loof> like he's a foot taller than me lol
40:00 <mrdanger> balls
41:00 <Loof> maybe i should just ask to be put straight into seclusion
41:00 <Loof> cause i cbf
41:00 <Loof> if i lose i lose
41:00 <Loof> if i win seclusion
42:00 <mrdanger> everyone wins
43:00 <Loof> look at someone in there it's on
43:00 <Loof> look away from someone in there it's even worse
43:00 <Loof> cant win
45:00 <Loof> yawn
45:00 <Loof> this place is so dead
46:00 <rosebud> yes
47:00 <Serenity> ded
48:00 <Maurice> D.E.D
48:00 <Maurice> I'm Drop Dead Fred *hip thrusts*
49:00 <simba> yorn
49:00 <Loof> i
49:00 <Serenity> fuck odd simba
49:00 <Serenity> wanna fite
49:00 <Loof> i'm just going to surf all day in adel
49:00 <Serenity> u got it bud
50:00 <Loof> dose beaches mon
50:00 <Serenity> theres decent surf in sa?
50:00 <Serenity> eaten by fucken sharks
50:00 <Loof> apparently
50:00 <simba> fuck odd Serenity
51:00 <Maurice> FUCK ODD
51:00 <Loof> isn't there awesome beaches there simba?
51:00 <Serenity> yeah ok shh
51:00 <Maurice> I loved Glenelg, I want to go back
51:00 <Loof> http://www.surfsouthoz.com/info/area-guide.html
52:00 <simba> yes
52:00 <Loof> http://www.meetup.com/ADELAIDE-LOVES-REGGAE/
52:00 <Loof> sounds like heaven
52:00 <Serenity> oh fuck i have to remember to be the tooth fairy
52:00 <Maurice> :o
53:00 <Loof> adelaide sounds os irie
53:00 <Loof> so*
53:00 <Maurice> Ant?
53:00 <Serenity> yuh
53:00 <Maurice> My tooth fairy has forgotten many times
53:00 <Maurice> Shes a bitch
53:00 <Serenity> i forgot once
53:00 <Loof> hope there's good net there
53:00 <Serenity> and lil was devo
53:00 <Maurice> I just told mine she must have been really busy
54:00 <Loof> lil?
54:00 <Maurice> Bo lost 2 in one day and one a week before, how expensive
54:00 <Loof> devo?
54:00 <Maurice> Her daughter you fucking donkey bucket
54:00 <Serenity> huh
54:00 <Serenity> do i have to explain what devo means
55:00 <Maurice> Apparently
55:00 <Loof> not if you cbf
55:00 <Maurice> Still ignored
55:00 <Serenity> devostated...
55:00 <Loof> ohhhhhhh
55:00 <Serenity> sif you never heard that
55:00 <Loof> i dont hang around aussies
55:00 <Loof> :P
55:00 <simba> fuck odd, im devostated
55:00 <Serenity> simba get fucked
55:00 <Maurice> Now explain to that dickbag what Lil is
56:00 <simba> FUCK ME
56:00 <Serenity> lil is my daughter loof
56:00 <Serenity> lil.. lily
56:00 <Loof> nawww
56:00 <Loof> nice name
56:00 <under> simba: 
56:00 <under> hey
56:00 <slinky_J> y 
56:00 <slinky_J> does Loofs wife
56:00 <simba> under watz up
56:00 <slinky_J> let him live
56:00 <under> simba: bvb 0 - juve 3
57:00 <Maurice> Only because murder is legal
57:00 <slinky_J> just sayen
57:00 <under> quarters: juve - monaco
57:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <under> we can arrive in semi
57:00 <under> what u think?
57:00 <simba> italia
57:00 <Maurice> Or if we were lucky, theyd take each other out
57:00 <simba> i new it was italias time again
57:00 <slinky_J> italialyen
57:00 <Maurice> Illegal*
57:00 <slinky_J> You dont call people from Ireland Islandiands
57:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
58:00 <Loof> i would never give my money to a barbershop, i grow my lion's mane according to the will of Jahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
58:00 <under> simba: italians are doing very well
58:00 <slinky_J> simba dl movie THE DROP
58:00 <slinky_J> realy good :P
58:00 <simba> or what
58:00 <Serenity> keep thinking its monday tomorrow
58:00 <Loof> i wish
58:00 <Maurice> My ear hole is really itchy
59:00 <Maurice> Omg me too Serenity, feels like Sunday
59:00 <Loof> monday i score
59:00 <Serenity> i dont normally drink fridays so its fucked my routine
59:00 <Loof> back to "normal" boring loof
59:00 <Loof> on da ganj
59:00 <Maurice> You were hilair
00:00 <Serenity> i almost puked
00:00 <Serenity> if i finished that bottle i would have
00:00 <Loof> grog just makes me want to fuckfight
00:00 <under> simba: what the fuck are you saying?
00:00 <Maurice> I was so waiting for the spew
01:00 <Serenity> i went to bed, then i was so thirsty but i was worried the water would make me yack
01:00 <Loof> oh shit adel water
01:00 <Loof> will be shit
01:00 <Serenity> so i took a bottle of water and a bucket and sat in the bathroom and sculled the water
01:00 <Loof> i'll miss melbourne water
01:00 <simba> under: i knew it was time 4 italians to make a final again?
01:00 <Maurice> I told you to drink water
01:00 <Serenity> i didnt wake up with a headache i think thats why
02:00 <under> simba: I don't follow you
02:00 <simba> cum
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Loof> might get really drunk and horny right now, crack on to serenity again
02:00 <Loof> :P
02:00 <Maurice> I woke up at 11 am to 5 missed calls from Cam
02:00 <Loof> or not
02:00 <Loof> should i?
02:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <Loof> ok
02:00 <Maurice> Found out he just wanted to know his bank balance
03:00 <Serenity> rofl jerk
03:00 <Serenity> does he not know his login
03:00 <Maurice> I slept through it all, my phone is on vibrate only, didn't even hear it
03:00 <Kynetic> jeus
03:00 <Kynetic> males are fkn useless
03:00 <Kynetic> arent we
03:00 <Maurice> Lol nope he doesnt, he remembers nothing
03:00 <Maurice> I remember the numbers
03:00 <Loof> the key is to make them think you're not just after sex
03:00 <Loof> pro tip
04:00 <Loof> well it worked for me
04:00 <Loof> but 10 years later
04:00 <Maurice> Yeah, soooo worked good for you..
04:00 <Loof> i regret it
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> my butt
04:00 <Kynetic> shh loof
04:00 <Kynetic> you'll fucken let all our secrets out
04:00 <Loof> sorry
05:00 <Serenity> oh please
05:00 <Serenity> women want just sex just as much as men
05:00 <Maurice> Fluck
05:00 <Loof> apparently not
05:00 <Maurice> I want sex, so bad
05:00 <Serenity> me too
05:00 <Loof> just da sluts
05:00 <Serenity> lets go Maurice
05:00 <Loof> do
05:00 <Serenity> oh bullshit
05:00 <Maurice> Without Serenity rolling over and stealing my bed space
05:00 <Serenity> fuck off im not staying the night
06:00 <Serenity> thats too much
06:00 <Maurice> GOOD
06:00 <Maurice> Let me cum and give me the bed
06:00 <Kynetic> blow n go ay Serenity?
06:00 <Serenity> yup
06:00 <Loof> ew
06:00 <Maurice> Shes a hussy
06:00 <Kynetic> i like your style
06:00 <Kynetic> Loof is just jealous
06:00 <Maurice> Jealous and mental
06:00 <Loof> sluts erywhere mon
06:00 <Serenity> seriously sex is sex why ruin it with emotions
06:00 <Serenity> get in
06:00 <Serenity> get out
07:00 <Kynetic> fucking is fucking
07:00 <simba> agreed
07:00 <Kynetic> cunce just wanna fuck
07:00 <Kynetic> they should be allowed to
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Loof> so naive
07:00 <Loof> so young
07:00 <Serenity> uh no
07:00 <Kynetic> for somes.. err.. relief
07:00 <Kynetic> ;)
07:00 <Maurice> Oh my
08:00 <Serenity> im just not controlled by emotions and enjoy sex
08:00 <Maurice> You say uh no, I say, pull my hair
08:00 <Serenity> theres nothing naive about it
08:00 <Kynetic> im already dragging you by your hair Mauriceu
08:00 <Kynetic> Mauriceu? -u.
08:00 <Loof> i think sex is very emotional for non-sluts
08:00 <Loof> they fall in love
08:00 <Loof> when you do it
09:00 <Serenity> i think you're close minded
09:00 <Serenity> its nothing to do with being a 'slut'
09:00 <Maurice> Can I remove that dickbag?
09:00 <Serenity> no lol
09:00 <simba> im emo
09:00 <Kynetic> if youre using the term slut in a derogatory fashion
09:00 <Maurice> WHY NOT
09:00 <Kynetic> thats just lame
09:00 <Kynetic> i love me some sluts
09:00 <Kynetic> but thats cos im a slut too
09:00 <Kynetic> :D
09:00 <Loof> i'm sick of sluts
09:00 <Kynetic> oh well your loss ay
09:00 <Serenity> i just dont know why if a woman enjoys sex that she has to be a slut
09:00 <Maurice> He's a complete fucking moron
10:00 <Loof> tell it to society
10:00 <Loof> not me
10:00 <Serenity> you're the one saying it
10:00 <Kynetic> youre agreeing with society
10:00 <Serenity> why perpetuate the stigma
10:00 <Loof> i'm just the messenger
10:00 <Loof> dont shoot the messenger
10:00 <Kynetic> youre not just the messenger
10:00 <Maurice> LOL how is he sick of 'sluts' when hes married to a ming vase
10:00 <Kynetic> you are the person the messsage is coming from
10:00 <beehhh> O beer O beer O rama
10:00 <Serenity> society is much more open than that these days
10:00 <simba> but by slut Loof prob just means teenagers who dress inappropriately
10:00 <Serenity> enjoying a full sex life doing make you a slut
11:00 <Loof> guess i'm just old fashioned
11:00 <Serenity> and you dont have to turn into a dribbling love struck school girl every time some dude sticks his dick in you
11:00 <Kynetic> i wish more teenagers would dress innapropriately around me
11:00 <Loof> or just old
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Maurice> OLD FASHIONED LOLLLLLLLLLL
11:00 <Kynetic> fuck put ur fkn pipe away old man
11:00 <Serenity> its ok for men to want to sleep around but not women
11:00 <Serenity> that fucks me off
11:00 <Loof> apparently
11:00 <Kynetic> yeah thats bullshit
11:00 <Loof> blame the church
12:00 <Loof> not me
12:00 <Kynetic> fuck the church
12:00 <simba> that kind of thinking is pretty outdated now tho
12:00 <Maurice> Thats James Bond Stud vs Sluts
12:00 <Kynetic> youre the one perpetuating the message
12:00 <Serenity> yeah its just not valid anymore
12:00 <Maurice> Loof is none of the above
12:00 <Kynetic> dont try and palm off your argument as somoone elses
12:00 <Serenity> the only way society changes is with the individual
12:00 <Loof> fuck all y'all
12:00 <Kynetic> im just glad that whenever Serenity and Maurice are in da house i get laid.
12:00 <Loof> fuck everything
13:00 <Maurice> Rowrrrr
13:00 <Loof> if it's got a dick, fuck it
13:00 <Serenity> why not loof
13:00 <Serenity> its just sex
13:00 <Kynetic> now youre using a a slippery slope fallacy Loof
13:00 <Kynetic> try again.
13:00 <Loof> wish chicks had dat attitude when i was in high school
13:00 <Maurice> He's just a tard
13:00 <Loof> would hve been awesome
13:00 <Kynetic> they did
13:00 <Maurice> I'm 2.5 seconds off banning
13:00 <Loof> just not with me
13:00 <Kynetic> they just kept it hidden
13:00 <Loof> ok
14:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
14:00 <Serenity> behave
14:00 <Maurice> No
14:00 <Maurice> He needs to be normal
14:00 <Maurice> For once in his motherfucking life
14:00 <Loof> pretty cowardly when she gives me shit yet if i retaliate BANNNNN!
14:00 <Serenity> well chicks were 'sluts' when i was at school
14:00 <Kynetic> if you dont ban him Maurice ill give you two orgasms
14:00 <Maurice> Oh, am I off ignore?
14:00 <Serenity> god i hate that term
14:00 <Serenity> is so horrible
14:00 <Maurice> That's a first.
15:00 <Kynetic> man how would it be to have everyone except a few ppl on ignore
15:00 <Loof> easy women with smashed kebabs
15:00 <Loof> awesome
15:00 <Kynetic> the conversation would look so disjointed
15:00 <Maurice> For the record, he's not giving me shit, but I find his shit dribbling disgusting, hence the need to ban
15:00 <Loof> it does man
15:00 <Loof> it does
15:00 <Kynetic> id rather bash my head against a brick wall than ignore ppl
15:00 <beehhh> please cum quick
15:00 <Kynetic> cos it would kinda feel the same
15:00 <Loof> you're pissing me off
16:00 <Loof> anyway
16:00 <Loof> just remember this
16:00 <simba> im a slut
16:00 <Maurice> Who is pissing you off?
16:00 <beehhh> immigration
16:00 <Loof> when i was in year 10 there was only 3 non-virgins
16:00 <Serenity> dont fucking start beehhh
16:00 <Loof> no shit
16:00 <simba> just ban beehhh
16:00 <Loof> i blame the net
17:00 <Serenity> three non virgins that you knew of
17:00 <beehhh> might have n early wank then
17:00 <Loof> i knew everyone
17:00 <Maurice> You can't just be all 'just ban beehhh' and let Loof stay
17:00 <Serenity> half our grade had had sex byt the time i was in year 10
17:00 <simba> wank urself into a coma bitch
17:00 <Maurice> He need mental help
17:00 <Loof> things were different then, trust me
17:00 <Loof> how would you know?
17:00 <beehhh> i havent jerked for weeks now simba
17:00 <beehhh> cat is pragrant too
18:00 <Kynetic> to you?
18:00 <Loof> chicks are WAY easier these days
18:00 <Maurice> I'm done
18:00 <Kynetic> you fucken sick fucker
18:00 <Kynetic> Maurice not yet you arent
18:00 <Kynetic> ;)
18:00 <simba> are guys easier?
18:00 <Serenity> I really dont think 'chicks' are easier at all
18:00 <Kynetic> guys are a  bunch of cunts
18:00 <Maurice> I so am
18:00 <Serenity> god damn it Maurice
18:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Kynetic> smells better already in here
19:00 <Maurice> Thank you
19:00 <Maurice> Those two tards are fucking bad
19:00 <Kynetic> so are you
19:00 <cita> Hi Serenity, Kynetic, Maurice and all.
19:00 <Kynetic> but in a better way
19:00 <Kynetic> sup cita
19:00 <Kynetic> you wanna join in the orgy?
19:00 <Kynetic> we're all sluts
19:00 <cita> Nothing much really...
20:00 <cita> Haha... no, although the conversation made me think of a girl who I am really into and miss a lot tonight.
20:00 <Serenity> i whoever you are
20:00 <Kynetic> time to get laid
20:00 <Kynetic> sex is just sex y0
21:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <Serenity> well it can be
21:00 <Kynetic> well theres those times its with someone special
21:00 <Kynetic> but thats different
21:00 <Serenity> yeah
21:00 <Kynetic> when you need to get off sometimes you just need to get off ay
22:00 <Serenity> its not always emotionless fucking
22:00 <Serenity> but sometimes.. it is
22:00 <cita> Kynetic: I agree, sex for sex sake is pretty pointless. I have done that before and it is not really even fun. I even remember thinking... like, *I am not enjoying this* during it.
22:00 <Kynetic> i disagree
22:00 <Serenity> well its pointless for you perhaps
22:00 <Kynetic> i enjoy sex for sex sakes
22:00 <Maurice> Like when you fall asleep during fucking...
22:00 <Kynetic> lol
22:00 <Serenity> getting off is getting off
23:00 <cita> Yeah, fair enough, everyone's different I guess.
23:00 <simba> its probably selfish not pointless
23:00 <Kynetic> i remember fucking this chick once and she started to fall asleep cos it was like 5am and shes like 'just rape me in my sleep its ok'
23:00 <simba> was her nickname sex hole
23:00 <Kynetic> no
23:00 <Serenity> why is it selfish?
23:00 <Kynetic> she was an ircer once tho
23:00 <Maurice> (20:28:26) (Maurice): I remember being so stoned once I fell asleep during sex
23:00 <Maurice> (20:28:44) (Maurice): Mind you, the guy in question was pretty shit so maybe he bored me to sleep
24:00 <cita> Maurice: LOL.
25:00 <Serenity> was that the one with the small donga
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah, the blek man
27:00 <Serenity> hahah
30:00 <Serenity> i was on tumblr the other night looking at dongs
31:00 <Serenity> those black men sure didnt have small winkies
31:00 <Kynetic> as you do
31:00 <Maurice> This black man really did
31:00 <Maurice> He had sexcellent abs, but nothing else
32:00 <simba> do you think the dicks with the totally different colored knobs are just weird
34:00 <Maurice> I think if they can't work them, fuck them off
36:00 <simba> agreed
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> the really pink dicks are what are weird to me
43:00 <simba> im in the pink
58:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqTng4c2iU
58:00 <simba> american girls
44:00 <entombed> ppl drop like flies here
48:00 <under> entombed: do flies drop?
32:00 <entombed> hello under
42:00 <under> entombed: hello
49:00 <entombed> hello under
52:00 <miller> hello fuax
52:00 <miller> hello Skirmish
54:00 <miller> hello
55:00 <British^Meat> hi
55:00 <British^Meat> r u trouble?
55:00 <British^Meat> which one are you?
56:00 <Skirmish> I need a torrent downloaded that's not full of ads. 
56:00 <Skirmish> downloader even. 
57:00 <British^Meat> i know, how annoying is it
02:00 <Skirmish> torrent tornado for firefox. Winner
18:00 <Serenity> far out never scroll back and read the chat
18:00 <Serenity> what a load of garbage
19:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't see any of it
20:00 <Serenity> i only scrolled back cause someone said my name irrelevantly for the first time ever...
23:00 <simonna> It's almost like you get sucked in to read, think to yourself "what the hell am I reading?!" but then KEEP reading.
25:00 <Serenity> yeah its exactly like that
26:00 <simonna> It's the one of many wonders of irc. 
29:00 <faux> All I read was bonny sharpening her knives to kill Loof's son
35:00 <Herbivore> i wanna go surfing
35:00 <Herbivore> sigh
38:00 <Herbivore> http://themindunleashed.org/2014/11/russell-brand-4-billion-spent-elections-feeding-homeless-illegal.html
17:00 <Herbivore> ynnoB gets her knives ready to kill Loof's son
17:00 <Herbivore> should show a screenshot to the cops
19:00 <Herbivore> video not screenshot
19:00 <couleurs> oi simba mang fkn eyyy yeh xD
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Herbivore> video cant be faked
19:00 <couleurs> fake this 8======D
19:00 <faux> I don't get how bonny can say that but if someone says something about her they get glined
19:00 <faux> quite gey
19:00 <MrMark> boo!
20:00 <MrMark> whos gay
20:00 <couleurs> u naked yet MrMark ?
20:00 <faux> Austnet rules are gay
20:00 <faux> They seem to be diff for everyone 
20:00 <MrMark> almost
20:00 <couleurs> Austnet are gay
20:00 <MrMark> couleurs i dont have a hat on...does that count?
20:00 <couleurs> y do we even come hear
21:00 <faux> Idk
21:00 <faux> I ask myself that everyday 
21:00 <couleurs> we should move 2 amsy's norweg server
21:00 <faux> She doesnt even go here
21:00 <couleurs> -- movie quote
21:00 <faux> Amsy rules
21:00 <faux> I sent her a hairy butt for her bday
22:00 <couleurs> shut up MrMark it was a rhetorical question 
22:00 <couleurs> nice 1
22:00 <couleurs> !pisces
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> I made me own pizza n garlic bread 
23:00 <faux> Fuk ye
23:00 <couleurs> cool
23:00 <Herbivore> if she bans me i'll go to the cops with a few witnesses from here
23:00 <couleurs> Denver: Police arrested a 12-year-old Colorado girl accused of trying to kill her mother twice by poisoning her with bleach for taking away her iPhone, authorities said.
23:00 <couleurs> wee aww wee aww wee aww
23:00 <faux> Why would she ban you she's the one talking about stabbing a kid
23:00 <Herbivore> and the video capture of the screen
24:00 <faux> K pizza timd
24:00 <couleurs> PRiZZa TiMd
26:00 <couleurs> Bye nate
28:00 <Herbivore> threatens a childs life in front of everyone
28:00 <Herbivore> so dumb
28:00 <Herbivore> lol
28:00 <AzzA> who did?
29:00 <Herbivore> guess her precious pills aint working
29:00 <simba> every1 was a little drunk last nite
30:00 <Herbivore> did you see what she said?
30:00 <Herbivore> i need more witnesses
30:00 <MrMark> saucy
30:00 <Herbivore> the more the better
30:00 <simba> yea relax
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Herbivore> cool
30:00 <simba> panda threatened to kill several families on here throughout last year
30:00 <Herbivore> in main?
30:00 <simba> including mine
30:00 <simba> but nobody is going to the police
31:00 <simba> yes...
31:00 <simba> dont you remember
31:00 <Herbivore> lol
31:00 <simba> surely
31:00 <simba> it was like a whole season of a tv show
31:00 <simba> very intense drama!!
31:00 <Herbivore> rofl
31:00 <Herbivore> that would have been funny as fuck
31:00 <simba> someone probably killed someone through #melbourne beef like 15 years ago
32:00 <MrMark> saucy
32:00 <Herbivore> dayum
33:00 <Herbivore> anyway i have the phone numbers of a few like minded witnesses that want to see her go
33:00 <simba> spicy
33:00 <simba> well u do what u gotta do
33:00 <Herbivore> yep
34:00 <Herbivore> get her banned from the internet
34:00 <Herbivore> z-life
35:00 <simba> let the games begin
35:00 <Herbivore> lol
36:00 <Herbivore> i could always use a BNC too
37:00 <Herbivore> pretty simple
37:00 <Herbivore> be unbannable
37:00 <MrMark> Bananarama!
37:00 <Herbivore> up to her
38:00 <Herbivore> actually ima use one now
39:00 <simba> thats a fun sideshow
39:00 <simba> Loof's Revenge
39:00 <simba> Starring Loofy Loof as Herbivore - the bloodthirsty internet crusader 
40:00 <AzzA> lol
40:00 <AzzA> he was looping out the other night
40:00 <AzzA> asking if they were coming to get his kid
40:00 <couleurs> he a retarded
40:00 <AzzA> and to kill him but not hard the child
42:00 <simba> he listens to too much taylor swift
42:00 <simba> shes brainwashed him
43:00 <AzzA> he should be able to shake it off but
43:00 <simba> BRILLIANT
45:00 <AzzA> haha
45:00 <AzzA> see what i did there
45:00 <Serenity> lol i wonder if he knows how to use a bouncer
46:00 <AzzA> as in crickeT?
46:00 <Serenity> no.
47:00 <AzzA> what bouncer?
48:00 <Serenity> for irc you goon
48:00 <Serenity> its why my nick is here 24/7 even if im not
48:00 <AzzA> oh...by using a vpn
49:00 <Serenity> and how i can connect to my nick from my phone no matter where i am, without appearing to disconnect
49:00 <Serenity> ah no aaron rofl
49:00 <AzzA> oh
49:00 <AzzA> haha
49:00 <AzzA> brain not functioning
49:00 <AzzA> its a regular occurance these days
49:00 <Serenity> you need to get off them tablets haha
49:00 <AzzA> when i cram too much technology bullshit betwen my old ears
50:00 <AzzA> those tablets dont affect me much
50:00 <AzzA> anymore
50:00 <AzzA> not even when it comes to being hungry
50:00 <AzzA> im just trying not to eat
50:00 <Serenity> bugger
52:00 <AzzA> i think im forgetting to take them about the same time each day
52:00 <AzzA> im sleeping heaps more now too
18:00 <Loof> getting a vps on monday for the bnc
21:00 <AzzA> cool story bro
26:00 <Fez> i need the skinny pill
27:00 <Fez> 6xl clothing is getting hard to find
28:00 <simba> no trouble finding food tho right?
30:00 <MrMark> my fart smells
31:00 <Fez> always hard to find food 
32:00 <Fez> always seams to disappear when i see it
33:00 <Fez> weird huh
33:00 <simba> u need some hobbies to distract u 
34:00 <Fez> like irc?
34:00 <Fez> good plan stan
34:00 <simba> mm no
34:00 <simba> like dieting
34:00 <simba> and walking
34:00 <Fez> thats a lifestyle choice, not a hobby
34:00 <simba> it needs to be a hobby
34:00 <simba> if youre 6xl
35:00 <Fez> if we were meant to walk we wouldnt have cars would we
35:00 <simba> absurd logic
36:00 <Fez> ok
36:00 <simba> we evolved to a point where cars were a luxury didnt we
36:00 <simba> they werent supposed to replace walking all together
37:00 <Fez> i think theyre a common item now
37:00 <simba> on that logic you must be in a wheelchair or something
37:00 <simba> cars?
37:00 <simba> yes cars are common
37:00 <simba> .....
37:00 <Fez> maybe when they were invented they were a luxury item
37:00 <simba> theyre everywhere
37:00 <simba> they are still a luxury
37:00 <simba> theyre not a necessity
38:00 <Fez> common luxury
38:00 <simba> yes cars are common
38:00 <AzzA> what are everywhere?
38:00 <simba> we established this
38:00 <simba> its a luxury most people have access to
38:00 <simba> in this country
38:00 <simba> thats irrelevent to it replacing walking all together
39:00 <Fez> why are there drive thrus then?
39:00 <Fez> to replace the getting out and walking right?
39:00 <simba> yed
39:00 <simba> yes
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Fez so fat people don't have to try setting down at tables
40:00 <simba> but thats a luxury too obviously
40:00 <simba> you dont have to choose the easiest way, the fattest way
40:00 <Fez> yea they dont make the tables far enough away from the chairs
40:00 <simba> you probably shouldnt go to any place with a drive through 
40:00 <TheRon> like a church with a drive thru?
40:00 <Fez> its ok
41:00 <Fez> drive thru movies are in atm
41:00 <simba> drive thru weddings
41:00 <Fez> drive thru mates place
41:00 <TheRon> i'll have a big mac with a large body of christ
42:00 <Fez> breasts of a virgin sir?
42:00 <TheRon> i don't like virgins, they remember, i'd rather be forgotten
43:00 <Fez> i see
48:00 <miller> simba drive through
50:00 <Fez> drive thru bunnings
51:00 <AzzA> drive through smokemarts
51:00 <TheRon> no one to serev you because they're all doing those fucking ads
52:00 <Fez> drive thru fish n chips would be handy
52:00 <Fez> drive thru pizza
52:00 <Fez> yum
52:00 <TheRon> drive thru brothel
52:00 <Fez> genius
52:00 <AzzA> nothing worse than going down to coles new world and having to line up behind some old cunt who is returning every item on her shopping list because the special magazine in the mail during the week has been quoted with the wrong prices
52:00 <AzzA> drive through pizza has been done
52:00 <Fez> eagle boys i think
53:00 <AzzA> correct
53:00 <Fez> drive thru woolies
53:00 <Fez> does eagle boys still exist?
53:00 <TheRon> yes!
53:00 <Fez> wtf
53:00 <Fez> where
54:00 <TheRon> ballarat and bendigo
54:00 <Fez> thats not even in qld
54:00 <Fez> itd be cold by the time i got it home
54:00 <Fez> unless i had one of them heat bags
56:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac is touring again with christine mcvie, i'm tempted
56:00 <Fez> get her number
56:00 <TheRon> she's 71
57:00 <Fez> age is just a number?
57:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't
57:00 <Loof> fat old women road raging while their huge ass fuse to the drivers seat
58:00 <Fez> she has breasts
58:00 <Loof> *shudders*
58:00 <TheRon> i'm enjoying my guiness
58:00 <Loof> soccer mums
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks!
19:00 <TheRon> how is ya?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> good n' you?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish!
19:00 <TheRon> i got the guiness so i'm all good
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action 
23:00 <TheRon> your and you've gone too far and cause you know it don't matter anyway
23:00 <TheRon> your a rich girl and you've gone too far and cause you know it don't matter anyway
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. if that's how you feel :P 
26:00 <TheRon> thats the power of love
27:00 <Fez> i feel like im living in the past
28:00 <TheRon> quit living in the past
28:00 <Fez> but,.. i remember breasts
28:00 <TheRon> thats the power of breasts
29:00 <TheRon> you like the guiness??
29:00 <Fez> no sir
30:00 <Fez> not a beer i would purchase
31:00 <TheRon> cook with?
31:00 <TheRon> beef and guiness pie is the best
33:00 <TheRon> irish breasts?
35:00 <Fez> yes please
35:00 <Fez> 2 pair
43:00 <Fez> hot cross breasts
43:00 <Fez> too far?
44:00 <TheRon> raspberry flavoured?
06:00 <Fez> TheRon: who sings the king of queens theme song?
07:00 <nate> ya mum
07:00 <nate> oHhh snap!
09:00 <TheRon> no idea neevr watched it
10:00 <TheRon> does it have breasts?
10:00 <Fez> yes
12:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKKwXUtvgsc
13:00 <nate> King Of Queens Theme - Billy Vera - Baby All My Live 
15:00 <Fez> pizza for dinner?
15:00 <TheRon> honey mustard chicken
18:00 <Fez> in pizza format?
19:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
19:00 <Fez> fish parma?
20:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi1ltzaxno4
23:00 <TheRon> you don't want them?
25:00 <Fez> i better not
46:00 <thestig> fez do you wear a fez
47:00 <TheRon> i like the quiet thestig better
47:00 <Fez> i know theron;s forst name
47:00 <Fez> thestig: do you play rfactor?
47:00 <Fez> charlize TheRon
48:00 <Fez> amirite
48:00 <TheRon> no it's dwayne
48:00 <Fez> damn
48:00 <Fez> i was close
50:00 <TheRon> zoot suit riot throw back a bottle of beer
50:00 <Fez> just 1?
50:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <Fez> i like my beers like breasts
51:00 <Fez> in multiples
51:00 <TheRon> triples?
58:00 <Fez> hooters?
58:00 <Fez> trihooters?
59:00 <TheRon> trihooters is a great restaurant
59:00 <Fez> family orientated i heard
59:00 <TheRon> totally
00:00 <Fez> could be your daughters first job
00:00 <TheRon> nope
00:00 <Fez> darn
00:00 <Fez> think about all the people who need to be served
00:00 <TheRon> as soon as she's old enough my neice is going away to a convent
01:00 <Fez> might work
01:00 <British^Meat> [12:48] <@Serenity> far out never scroll back and read the chat
01:00 <Fez> what if she becomes a dyke?
01:00 <TheRon> no chance
01:00 <British^Meat> [13:53] <Herbivore> if she bans me i'll go to the cops with a few witnesses from here
01:00 <British^Meat> My fucking sides!
02:00 <Fez> potato and gravy?
02:00 <British^Meat> [13:58] <Herbivore> threatens a childs life in front of everyone
02:00 <TheRon> powdered mash with some fatty concoction they call gravy?
03:00 <Fez> yes
03:00 <TheRon> powdered mash is the worst
04:00 <Fez> unless its ya fave
04:00 <Fez> then its the bestesterer
05:00 <TheRon> breasts with mash?
07:00 <TheRon> u2 - numb
09:00 <TheRon> BvB!!
09:00 <couleurs> RiP BvB
09:00 <TheRon> DAMN!
11:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy
11:00 <TheRon> like no one else
16:00 <Fez> its ok to go upto a female and let her know she has wonderful breasts right?
16:00 <TheRon> with the hands out?
16:00 <British^Meat> Go and ask your mothers
16:00 <Fez> ofcoarse
17:00 <Fez> i only have 1 mother
17:00 <Fez> am i weird
17:00 <Fez> 6xl and 1 mother
17:00 <Fez> im weird as irc
18:00 <TheRon> nothing ever happens on irc
18:00 <Fez> there must of been a war on irc
19:00 <Fez> i think ana has breasts theron
19:00 <Skirmish> Bupa have changed their website to show you how much of your limits are avaiilable to be used .... I am going to spend the shit out of it now! 
19:00 <TheRon> she does and they're ample
20:00 <Fez> have you witnessed this theron?
20:00 <TheRon> she says they're enough
20:00 <Fez> always trust a breast owner?
20:00 <Skirmish> They're pretty gross looking too. 
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
21:00 <Fez> do they look like penis's?
21:00 <TheRon> water balloons i heard
21:00 <Skirmish> half full stretched out water balloons. 
21:00 <Fez> how big are the nipples?
22:00 <TheRon> hello ladies!
22:00 <Fez> there ladies here?
22:00 <Fez> theres*
23:00 <TheRon> not anymore
25:00 <Fez> something i said?
25:00 <TheRon> not at all
25:00 <Fez> oh good
25:00 <TheRon> it was something all of us said
25:00 <Fez> no way
26:00 <TheRon> do chicks like it when you acknowledge you're own mistakes?
26:00 <Fez> no
26:00 <Fez> they like to point them out for us
26:00 <TheRon> damn
26:00 <TheRon> so true
27:00 <Fez> the worst thing a female can do is refuse a man breasts
27:00 <Fez> imo
27:00 <rosebud> hello
27:00 <TheRon> just seems wrong
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqn7vXeVCLE
28:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
29:00 <Fez> 1 3 double 0 6 triple 5 0 6
29:00 <Fez> reading and writing hotline
29:00 <Fez> getit india
30:00 <TheRon> get it telstra workers
31:00 <Fez> nikky was watching the cricket last night theron
31:00 <Nikky`> Yes, totally 
31:00 <Fez> she said smitty played well and he deserves breasts
31:00 <Fez> oh hia nikkerz
31:00 <Nikky`> Hiya 
32:00 <Fez> how was you saturday 21st of march?
32:00 <Fez> your*
34:00 <Nikky`> It was ok, glad to be home from mums
35:00 <TheRon> was mum doing mother stuff??
36:00 <Nikky`> She was ok
37:00 <TheRon> just being in geelong is enough for some people
37:00 <Fez> mums are grand
37:00 <Nikky`> Like me
38:00 <Fez> like like?
38:00 <Fez> or just like?
39:00 <Fez> do you think hazelwood deserved man of the match nikky?
39:00 <TheRon> ever been to north shore?
41:00 <Nikky`> Who?
41:00 <Nikky`> Ok will bbs..going to nap off this headache
47:00 <Fez> nrl?
47:00 <TheRon> storm?
47:00 <Fez> slater or smith?
47:00 <TheRon> slater is the best ever
48:00 <Fez> qlder?
48:00 <TheRon> yes
48:00 <Fez> nice
52:00 <miller> Skirmish what do we do
01:00 <Fez> ooomp likes cake
01:00 <ooomp> I do
01:00 <ooomp> Chocolate
01:00 <Fez> rumour confirmed
02:00 <ooomp> I also like walks along the beach, shopping, vanilla ice cream, cock, listening to music, going out with friends, reading
02:00 <ooomp> List goes on..
03:00 <Fez> i have a cock
03:00 <Fez> and a book
04:00 <ooomp> Good for you Fez
04:00 <Fez> reckon?
04:00 <Fez> i tried to give it away
05:00 <ooomp> And you failed
05:00 <ooomp> But that's ok, keep trying!
06:00 <Fez> i wanna do some doing though
17:00 <ooomp> Yeah English failure there
17:00 <ooomp> Meanwhile back at the ranch... Dark chocolate time
18:00 <Fez> nestle?
21:00 <ooomp> Lindt
22:00 <Fez> fancy
27:00 <ooomp> Indeex
27:00 <ooomp> Indeed 
28:00 <rosebud> That 1300 655 06 advert gets my goat.
29:00 <rosebud> It's zero, not "Oh".
31:00 <ooomp> Of course its oh
32:00 <ooomp> It looks like an o. It sounds like an o
32:00 <ooomp> Its oh.
54:00 <British^Meat> Oh good, TheRon and Fez Comedy extraveganza is over
25:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
25:00 <couleurs> n u r boren
28:00 <Skirmish> We hate you too couleurs ... we hate you too. 
28:00 <couleurs> yay
41:00 <StarGazin> i see Loof n Skirmish are still trawlin austnet for sex
42:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ Loof
42:00 <StarGazin> loof should just buy a fleshlight n be done with
43:00 <couleurs> agreed.
43:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Loof trawling anything for sex. 
43:00 <Loof> shake ya booty in the polka pit yeahhhhhhhhh
43:00 <British^Meat> he has a kid, i mean how the fuck did that happen!?
44:00 <StarGazin> Herbivore raped a melbourne jogger after eating salad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it obviously got itself some pot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sad ... go back to the hospital you've been in all week
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be in there for a fucking long time
46:00 <Herbivore> dis place be ded mon
46:00 <Skirmish> It's dead because you've put everyone on ignore. 
46:00 <British^Meat> lol such a pleb
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, just what I thought ... cannot possibly live without pot and goes retarded without it 
47:00 <faux> Are you talking about yourself 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> negative 
47:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa ?
47:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz6eNCmaqWk
48:00 <Nikky`> Sqeeeeeeemish
48:00 <Skirmish> Hai Nikky`:D 
48:00 <Nikky`> Hi Hi :o)
48:00 <Herbivore> oh god
48:00 <Herbivore> \o
49:00 <Skirmish> I noticed that simonna was online earlier. Haven't chatted to her in ages. 
49:00 <Herbivore> zzzzzzzzzzzzz
49:00 <Skirmish> How is your weekend thus far Nikky`? Any plans? 
50:00 <Skirmish> I had stuff to do today but I have ended up catching up on shows I am behind in and then watched the Water Diviner. 
50:00 <Nikky`> Weekend started Fri night after work at mothers, helped her a little today and headed home near 4pm
50:00 <Nikky`> yours?
50:00 <Skirmish> ^
50:00 <Nikky`> aaah
50:00 <Skirmish> So tomorrow will be 'do what should have been done saturday' day. 
50:00 <Nikky`> Mum asked if I wanted to watch that..I did the..oh god no
51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, need to strip and make bed, washing and cleaning
51:00 <Skirmish> I liked it. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the Water Diviner was good except for Russel Crowe ... he ruins everything 
51:00 <Herbivore> facsinating
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just by being too Russel
51:00 <Skirmish> poor ole loof is so desperate for some attention. 
53:00 <Nikky`> I want some attention *taps foot*
53:00 <couleurs> hiiii Nikky!!!!
54:00 <immutable> ....
54:00 <Nikky`> Hiiii couleurs 
54:00 <Nikky`> Not that kind of attention StarGazin - rude
54:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBaw_k5odEg
55:00 <StarGazin> ur cunt is rude
55:00 <immutable> AHAHAHA
55:00 <miller> hi Nikky` any plans?
55:00 <Nikky`> It is.so true
55:00 <Skirmish> StarGazin must be a genius. Their grasp on the english language is amazing. 
55:00 <immutable> I agree
55:00 <Nikky`> Yes, to stay in bed, chat, watch tv and sleeeeeeeep
55:00 <immutable> somehow I bet he thinks he's getting sex this way
56:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish computer has a rootkit on it
56:00 <Skirmish> Of course it does. 
57:00 <Skirmish> I don't run any firewall or anti virus so it's bound to have lots of stuff on it. 
58:00 <miller> Skirmish was on boarder protection
58:00 <Nikky`> Living on the edge
58:00 <Nikky`> More AzzA.. MORE
59:00 <AzzA> MOAR!!!
59:00 <Skirmish> miller: wrong department, but that would be cool if I was. 
59:00 <StarGazin> miller he was the guy caught with child porn by australian border protection
59:00 <miller> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the shane and Mayo show it appears
59:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish impresses all the underaged teenager girls with his computer science degree
00:00 <Skirmish> You know what they say about people that bring up a certain topic without cause all the time .... 
00:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish raped his computer
00:00 <Herbivore> god how dull
00:00 <Herbivore> yawn
00:00 <Bastardly_One> who hasnt?
00:00 <miller> Skirmish does not have a comp science degree lol
01:00 <Skirmish> You read it on the internet. It HAS to be true. 
01:00 <miller> Herbivore why dont youf uck off idiot
01:00 <miller> get some friends or a life
01:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you havent taken cyber sex literally and fucked your computer
01:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish molested his mums anus
01:00 <miller> no Bastardly_One
01:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm this soda water is delightful
01:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish is a technically challenged nerd
01:00 <Nikky`> Love being on the hard stuff on Sat night
02:00 <Skirmish> I agree with you miller. If all loof is going to do is sook and complain, he should fuck off and get back in touch with people in real life. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Herbivore needs a longer hospital stay ... definitely needs rehab besides medication
02:00 <Herbivore> especially hard cocks
02:00 <Herbivore> :P
02:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish owns a child porn website 
02:00 <Skirmish> I also run another 3 for friends. 
03:00 <Skirmish> I learnt how to do it with my computer science degree. 
04:00 <miller> Herbivore needs to be in jail
04:00 <miller> or mental home
04:00 <miller> not to be released into society and no irc allowed
04:00 <Nikky`> I could name a few others that shouldn't be allowed to use irc
05:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish gropes all the kids
05:00 <rosebud> That's gross.
05:00 <Skirmish> miller: His wife will take the kid and leave him one day soon for a guy that has a chance at getting a job. 
05:00 <miller> Nikky` who?
05:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish illegally filmed himself having sex with children and posted it to pornhub.com
05:00 <Herbivore> heaps of dull people shouldn't
06:00 <Nikky`> Just ppl miller
06:00 <Skirmish> oh ... that's right ... loof advertises his web building skills on gumtree. 
06:00 <Nikky`> I'm too nice to name them :P
06:00 <Herbivore> worker drones
06:00 <Herbivore> yawn
06:00 <rosebud> Gumtree is great.
07:00 <Herbivore> clonedrones i like to call them
07:00 <Skirmish> It's where all the IT pros advertise. 
07:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish slept with a 45yo women from melbourne
07:00 <rosebud> I got my gutters cleaned from gumtree.
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade 
07:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
07:00 <Nikky`> woman not women - unless he slept with a few
07:00 <Zade> how are you?
07:00 <Skirmish> children, 45yo's .... At least I don't discriminate based on age. 
08:00 <Nikky`> I'm good Zade, you?
08:00 <Zade> yeah ok ta 
08:00 <StarGazin> Zade is a known homosexual , wash ur hands when dealing with him
08:00 <Herbivore> all da despos pounce
08:00 <miller> Zade is a ped
08:00 <StarGazin> zade molestes boys
09:00 <Skirmish> StarGazin seems to know a lot about child molestation and who does it. He must download/stream a lot. 
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/92AAslY.webm
10:00 <Zade> who the fuck is StarGazin and miller?
10:00 <AzzA> have a guess
10:00 <StarGazin> we are undercover cops
11:00 <StarGazin> logging ur text
11:00 <Skirmish> Zade: StarGazin is pretending to be shads. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Same brand of mindless nonsense. 
11:00 <Zade> one would have to be loof cos he is the dumbest chatter besides Bastardly_One i have ever come across
11:00 <StarGazin> ur wheelchair has a flat tyre Skirmish
11:00 <Zade> i could be wrong though
12:00 <Skirmish> Zade: Herbivore is loof. 
12:00 <StarGazin> anything u do or say zaim is worthless as u are a homosexual
12:00 <zaim> excuse me
12:00 <Skirmish> StarGazin: My chair has run flats. 
12:00 <Zade> only when you are gagging on my dick StarGazin
13:00 <StarGazin> zade is here to distrobute child pronography
14:00 <StarGazin> this server should provide a warning to child loesters
14:00 <StarGazin> they shall not moklest kids
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, at least I don't abuse every person I know and need to lock myself up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> give me as much shit as you want but don't associate me with him thanks
15:00 <StarGazin> zaim is paying the police for protection
15:00 <StarGazin> Zade*
15:00 <zaim> ta
15:00 <StarGazin> sorry zaim get rid of the z in ur name hahaha
17:00 <Skirmish> StarGazin isn't smart enough to tab twice. You will have to change your nick. 
18:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish has been here all day looking for a connection with a like minded person but hasnt been able to find one because his a bit slow
18:00 <miller> hahaha
18:00 <miller> zaim
18:00 <miller> Skirmish
18:00 <miller> Zade
18:00 <Skirmish> he's*
18:00 <miller> all peds
18:00 <StarGazin> Skirmish is on a pedophile list in the U.S
19:00 <StarGazin> The FBI sent the AFP a textual description of him
19:00 <Zade> i think i know who StarGazin is....that 40 yr old guy lives in werribee with his folks, has no friends... wildchook or something like that 
19:00 <miller> Bastardly_One shut up
19:00 <miller> you baby
19:00 <StarGazin> does 'lurk in the dark corners of a chatroom'
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I might not be Skirmish's favourite person but this cunt is asking for a zline
20:00 <Skirmish> part of me wants to take B1 off ignore to enjoy the full retard effect this room can give .... but the other part of me is happy not seeing his nonsense. 
20:00 <miller> zline for what Bastardly_One?
20:00 <miller> Skirmish you should take him off ignore
20:00 <Skirmish> nah I am happy like this thanks. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you think it's Wild Turkey?
20:00 <miller> treat yourself
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... too intelligent for Wild Turkey
21:00 <miller> its not wild turkey / bert
21:00 <Zade> thats it wild turkey.... lives with his parents in werribee
21:00 <Bastardly_One> its too intelligent for him
21:00 <Zade> true 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it knows words with 2 sylables
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think WT can grasp more than grunts 
22:00 <Zade> his mum prob helps him type though 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> plus he cannot help but rage when you mention hoppers crossing and his parents in the same post
23:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you just made him cry quit
23:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Capture_zps70d3afa3.png
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or he has to run to the bottle o
23:00 <Skirmish> The retards of this channel, are just gods clowns. 
24:00 <miller> true Skirmish
24:00 <miller> b1 and loof and also wild turkey just as useless in life
24:00 <miller> nice to see Bastardly_One complaining about other people again LOL
24:00 <Skirmish> I don't know wildturkey, but yes to the other two. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know who you are cunt but seriously ... give me as much shit as you want but
24:00 <Bastardly_One> do not put me on the same page as those two shitcunts
26:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/a7aba839abad662c0a0614f03f6a9e20.jpg     <---- always makes me lol
29:00 <miller> Bastardly_One you sound paranoid
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh totally 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is out to get me ... 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> even the moth dancing around my light is a spy 
35:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa ?
36:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's B1 wheezing in your earphones that you're hearing couleurs? 
36:00 <couleurs> :~)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs cunt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you tired tonight?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt I'll be ready before about 11:30 if you want to play someone totally shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously havent touched it for weeks
40:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at this
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/carolina-butcher-croc-stalked-north-america-dinosaurs-arrived
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a croc that could stand on two legs and stalked dinosaurs
41:00 <couleurs> BoRiNg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what a boring night
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not even a mental case ranting 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, I am 
44:00 <couleurs> Yer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> go get a high end apartment in Gta and shit 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> then I have someone to play with besides randoms
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and we can do a heist and crap
46:00 <couleurs> already on fifa
46:00 <couleurs> i nearly won div 5 now i'm in div 7 i played so bad i need 2 win win win 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
48:00 <rosebud> ive got an eng lit assignment due tomorrow
48:00 <rosebud> monday
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fun
52:00 <couleurs> going 2 pop in gta after this i suk @ fifa
53:00 <Bastardly_One> can I make a suggestion?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then by the time I get back you should be able to level once or twice ... I would think
54:00 <couleurs> Ok
55:00 <Bastardly_One> play solo 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I recommend that for the first 20 or so levels
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've done it mostly solo for the entire 73 levels I'm on 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but do as many contact jobs as you can 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> even play golf
56:00 <Bastardly_One> golf would level me for a while until I got sick of it 
57:00 <couleurs> Kool
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a lot out of cycle races too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not that you'd realise the day I played with you and simba, etc on the Pee Ess Free
01:00 <couleurs> Kool
01:00 <rosebud> its a bit quiet in here again
01:00 <rosebud> need some people to argue again hahaha
04:00 <StrykerX> LOL
04:00 <StrykerX> Some of simba's finest work
05:00 <couleurs> agreed.
05:00 <miller> LOL
05:00 <miller> rosebud you doing english lit are you?
06:00 <couleurs> how do i eject a disc i 4 got
07:00 <British^Meat> deus ex
08:00 <couleurs> lol 4.75gb update
08:00 <couleurs> wtf
09:00 <British^Meat> hah is that gtav? stupid innit
09:00 <British^Meat> i havent bothered.... yet
09:00 <couleurs> yes i think it the heists 
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> sure is
09:00 <couleurs> whole games used to be 4.75gb sheesh
10:00 <British^Meat> i remember spending 24 hrs to d/l a 50MB demo of jedi knight :/
10:00 <British^Meat> crazy times
10:00 <miller> i remember spending a year downloading Bastardly_One
10:00 <couleurs> the download is going faster than the game load
11:00 <doctor> 30 gig update for ESO the other week
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it is the heists
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and do me a favour?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what the Gerard says
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed it all
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he was supposed to send shit on my phone but nfi what it is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't notice you gone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour when you get there?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what Gerard says too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get all this shit about heist but stuff from gerard too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I missed it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there was like heaps of stuff at once and a bit hard to read
15:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I need you at about level 15 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I can't take you on hardly any mission
17:00 <Loof> yay
17:00 <man> B1{MIA} is knowledgable
17:00 <British^Meat> lol, trust me, dont play GTA with him
17:00 <British^Meat> its a fookin nightmare
17:00 <B1{MIA}> he has fool
17:00 <B1{MIA}> and that fixed itself up finally 
17:00 <British^Meat> Oooooooooooooooooooooo!
18:00 <B1{MIA}> about 2 days after you cracked it 
18:00 <British^Meat> lol 
18:00 <British^Meat> cracked it?
18:00 <British^Meat> explain
18:00 <B1{MIA}> he was playing with us on the bike races
18:00 <B1{MIA}> oh I was told you cracked it 
18:00 <British^Meat> i know this, r u high?
18:00 <British^Meat> told?
18:00 <British^Meat> cracked?
18:00 <B1{MIA}> that's why I've been giving you "shit" about it since
18:00 <British^Meat> what and by who lol
18:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah I got on here and told you were bitching about it 
18:00 <British^Meat> pffft, like a give a shit wot u do
18:00 <B1{MIA}> so ...
19:00 <British^Meat> about wot?
19:00 <British^Meat> what in hades r u on about?
19:00 <man> B1{MIA} has a honeypot installed
19:00 <couleurs> which buten is shoot
19:00 <B1{MIA}> the fucking connection issues at first
19:00 <British^Meat> dude
19:00 <British^Meat> u sucked to play with
19:00 <B1{MIA}> r2 to bring up the weapons
19:00 <B1{MIA}> and r2 to shewt
19:00 <British^Meat> not to mention the CONSTANT hassling me to play
20:00 <man> B1{MIA} digitally raped his pentuim computer
20:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah I did get excited at first
20:00 <B1{MIA}> if I was shit how come I'm 73 or something by myself?
20:00 <British^Meat> wow
20:00 <British^Meat> ok let me rephrase that
20:00 <B1{MIA}> I hardly play with those trolling cunts
20:00 <British^Meat> Youre fucking awful to play with
21:00 <B1{MIA}> lol ... I have to admit I agree ... 
21:00 <B1{MIA}> it's like sorry, I really am not that shit 
21:00 <man> B1{MIA} doesnt play fair
21:00 <B1{MIA}> you have to believe me
21:00 <B1{MIA}> yes, I will agree with that on most games
21:00 <British^Meat> no is saying ur shit
21:00 <man> B1{MIA} is mentally chal;lenged by his windows 8.1 machine
21:00 <miller> B1{MIA} is an old pedo
21:00 <British^Meat> how r u not comprehending this?
22:00 <miller> he's dumb British^Meat
22:00 <B1{MIA}> am I disgreeing I turn into Pieter on games with other people?
22:00 <miller> dont bother with old ped
22:00 <B1{MIA}> can you read where I say I am disagreeing?
22:00 <British^Meat> ?
22:00 <British^Meat> this guy...
22:00 <miller> he's old and pedofiliac
23:00 <man> lets use B1{MIA} as a proxy
23:00 <British^Meat> yer
23:00 <British^Meat> im done
23:00 <B1{MIA}> yet if I was actually shit I wouldn't reach decent levels on it would I?
23:00 <miller> yeh lets
23:00 <B1{MIA}> think about it idiot
23:00 <B1{MIA}> the end
23:00 <British^Meat> who said u were shit?
23:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway ... shit to do 
23:00 <miller> B1{MIA} you are shit
23:00 <British^Meat> lol ffs
23:00 <miller> B1{MIA} you have nothing to do
23:00 <B1{MIA}> then what are you going on about?
23:00 <miller> you have no life no job no friends
23:00 <British^Meat> ok
23:00 <miller> smoking a cone is what you are going to do
23:00 <British^Meat> im going to break it down
23:00 <miller> cone and wank over child
23:00 <British^Meat> nice and simple like
23:00 <B1{MIA}> just the hassle it seems to take?
23:00 <British^Meat> YOU as in, YOU
23:00 <B1{MIA}> oh ...
23:00 <B1{MIA}> that all?
23:00 <B1{MIA}> ho hum
24:00 <British^Meat> ARE TERRIBLE as in, really lame/shit/crap/douchey/stupid
24:00 <British^Meat> TO PLAY GTA WITH
24:00 <B1{MIA}> not everyone has that opinion so 
24:00 <British^Meat> gawd
24:00 <British^Meat> he loves diggin those holes
24:00 <B1{MIA}> and it's twenty times less fucked if people can co-ordinate on mic 
24:00 <StrykerX> B1{MIA}, why do you insist on biting?
24:00 <StrykerX> Do you enjoy being trolled?
25:00 <nate> heatset action!
25:00 <British^Meat> dude told me he had to restart his ps3 coz his mic wouldnt work
25:00 <British^Meat> i mean wtf?
26:00 <British^Meat> also reset his ps3 coz of "lag"
26:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
26:00 <man> we are all connected
26:00 <couleurs> now my controller is low
26:00 <couleurs> and i have to restart to update
26:00 <couleurs> i can c y i don't play this game
26:00 <man> buy a iMac
26:00 <couleurs> xbox off
27:00 <B1{MIA}> impatient 
27:00 <B1{MIA}> it doesnt even seem to take that long 
28:00 <man> i felt intelligent til i enterd this room
28:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway ... back soon ... I'm gonna have a session when I get back whether it's with randoms or you
28:00 <B1{MIA}> *gawn*
28:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
30:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuDebV5JJU
31:00 <StrykerX> PORN
32:00 <man> techno porn
32:00 <Loof>     “Psychiatry, over the past five decades, has systematically and deceptively pursued a self-serving policy of medicalizing virtually every significant problem of thinking, feeling, and/or behaving. Their pharma allies have provided the money, and psychiatry has provided the credentials, in what is arguably the most widespread and destructive swindle in human history.”
32:00 <Loof> http://www.cchrint.org/2015/03/16/the-drugging-of-children-in-foster-care/
33:00 <StrykerX> Loof, do you hate your psych?
34:00 <man> loof is stumped by questions like who are you, what are your goals
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <StrykerX> loll
35:00 <StrykerX> "What's a goal?"
36:00 <couleurs> Loof is retard!!!!
37:00 <British^Meat> he could change his nick to Drater
37:00 <under> hello
37:00 <British^Meat> greets
38:00 <Loof> http://billmoyers.com/2014/03/28/10-poverty-myths-busted/
41:00 <man> The Apache Mahout™ project's goal is to build a scalable machine learning library.
19:00 <Loof> partgay bitch
21:00 <partay> loof.. hows the herpes /
28:00 <Bastardly_One> snoops
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> BadWolf
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bastardly_One lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not bad mate yourself
32:00 <Bastardly_One> good ... bored as though
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah me too
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cant sleep yet
34:00 <Loof> TakenInDaRing fgt
34:00 <British^Meat>  lol @ Loof
34:00 <British^Meat> u bring so much on yourself
35:00 <British^Meat> y is he even allowed in here?!
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks me
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nowhere else will take him
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he brings on all his shit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and is so gullible
37:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the way he turns on people at the drop of a hat for instance
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is just a little boy trying to look for boob lol
39:00 <Serenity> num num num
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw the most retarded thing on a forum
39:00 <Loof> cum cum cum
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they want to organise a voice chat in this other chat site 
40:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egG_GF0B7f0
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a whole bunch of middle age americans fighting for the mic 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like good times!
40:00 <Bonny> paltalk?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh but some of the Aust rooms there?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they're actually ok hey?
41:00 <Bonny> I haven't been on paltalk in donkey's years
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can think of one you'd possibly like
41:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever go to yahoo chat?
41:00 <Bonny> yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a reason I ask that
41:00 <Bonny> hated it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, most of them are from yahoo days really 
41:00 <Bonny> k
42:00 <Bonny> what chat program is this?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the other one?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya in pm
42:00 <Bonny> irc?
42:00 <Bonny> k
42:00 <Bastardly_One> trollers have wanted to know forever 
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what a stupid name eh?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds suss as right?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bonny> very stupid name
45:00 <Bonny> might as well call it babe
46:00 <Serenity> trollers gonna troll troll troll troll troll
46:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be called the Park
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and the owner basically tried to steal everyone's money
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and did a runner and someone took over about 10 yrs ago
47:00 <Bastardly_One> put the program on his own server but had to change the name 
47:00 <Loof> trololollers
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess that sounded closest
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how does anyone know what an american thinks?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've chat grown up with a lot of those people
48:00 <Serenity> you just typed about 6 more lines than you should have
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I should tell them and they'll all be as sad as I am 
48:00 <Loof> haha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I am talking to Bonny you rude bitch
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and hi
48:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uib-KcD3Yjc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> do that stupid test
48:00 <Serenity> bonny isnt gdoing much typing lol
48:00 <Serenity> i did and now i cant remember what result i got
49:00 <Bastardly_One> blah to you then
49:00 <partay> WTF is that shit Loof ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah when someone is talking to me it's always 1 line to 6 of mine
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you act like that's new
49:00 <Serenity> yes we know
49:00 <Serenity> thats why im telling you in hope one day you'll get not to do it
49:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <Serenity> like when i tell my kid to shut up when shes been talking for 5 minutes about the same thing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you worked out that makes me unintentionally worse yet
50:00 <Bonny> oh that other dickhead hasn't come back yet eh? lol
50:00 <Serenity> I GET IT TOO MUCH INFO
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it turns into a nervous thing then ... I almost can't stop
50:00 <Bastardly_One> better to let me go and finally I finish
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or it gets worse
50:00 <Serenity> ok shh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright ... for 10 seconds
52:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <immutable> Serenity where is the porno tonight?
55:00 <Serenity> i dont know?
55:00 <immutable> so sad
55:00 <immutable> man I am tired as shit
56:00 <immutable> mmm better
56:00 <Loof> WATCH as compound in Cannabis oil (THC) kills cancer cells while leaving healthy cells alone: https://youtu.be/6OhUtL6T6BE
57:00 <Bonny> has your song got cancer Loof?
57:00 <Bonny> son*
57:00 <Bonny> that's why he is dying
57:00 <Bonny> ?
57:00 <British^Meat> careful... he will take that information and everony here to the police.......
57:00 <British^Meat> quite what they'll do after that im not too sure
58:00 <British^Meat> BUT HE'LL DO IT
58:00 <Bonny> police will just laugh as they can't identify us from here
58:00 <Bonny> I could be anyone
58:00 <Bonny> that's also another reason why the court don't use irc logs
58:00 <Bonny> I mean accept them as they can be doctored
59:00 <British^Meat> oh no
59:00 <British^Meat> he'll take video evidence
59:00 <Bonny> rofl
59:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/s552x414/1209220_10151650454039858_1105156691_n.jpg?oh=6089dcbb778309f5b803abbf82b808d1&oe=5575EC42&__gda__=1437983621_d8c0e775bcb6e41cdf27d06f2616bbfe
59:00 <British^Meat> that cant be tampered with
59:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
59:00 <Bonny> tell me when so I can strip and run in the nude lol
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