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01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9Lu0jA3Ac
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Full On Kevin's Mom - Soundgarden (Studio Version) Views: 2,690   Uploader: ArmsAreLoud Uploaded:  Sep 23, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 38 Seconds 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a song about having the hots for your mate's mum
02:00 <Bastardly_One> one of their best too
03:00 <simba> fountains of wayne staceysmom
03:00 <simba> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sRHIIZSUWWE/UzvAlE12BuI/AAAAAAAAXak/_eeqh7n9JfE/s1600/relief.gif
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7U0j6Iv.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPfQvLIseA
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RED FANG - "Wires" (Official Music Video) Views: 2,579,928   Uploader: RelapseRecords Uploaded:  May 12, 2011 Duration: 5 Minutes 56 Seconds 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I love Red Fang
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they kind of make me wanna move to Portland in Oregon ... heaps of bands like this in the Portland scene
07:00 <simba> move then
07:00 <nate> simba grow a beard and join b1's band
08:00 <couleurs> yep red fang rok hard go them yeah portland!!!!!!
08:00 <simba> i got 1 bitch
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have avo orders in Oregon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but somoene I like comes from there and if she's smart she's put one out just in case
09:00 <simba> do you like like her
09:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of beards I hate how the dero look is even cool now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I use that too keep people from talking to me not complementing me 
10:00 <simba> do you get compliments often
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I wouldn't say no simba but no amount of bragging will make my penis that long
10:00 <simba> is your penis small
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I do on the beard ... and I dunno
11:00 <Bastardly_One> did you find it small?
11:00 <simba> you dont know how small your penis is?
11:00 <simba> do you have a ruler
11:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs whined 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nate seemed ok with it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how was it for you?
11:00 <simba> i wont entertain such faggotry
12:00 <Bastardly_One> great adjective that word
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds derisive even
13:00 <simba> pocky
13:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard these idiots?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> someone recommended them to me and I don't get the hype
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhiBDQF_0HM
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: IRON REAGAN - "Miserable Failure" (Official Music Video) Views: 434,800   Uploader: RelapseRecords Uploaded: Published on Sep 17, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 0 Seconds 
13:00 <couleurs> pocky
16:00 <simba> im a pocky girl in a pocky world
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U__QulYyo0E
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MASTODON - "Iron Tusk" (Official HD Music Video) Views: 745,831   Uploader: RelapseRecords Uploaded:  Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 6 Seconds 
16:00 <simba> yea my mates in that band
16:00 <simba> iron reagan - hes reagan
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the world too so long to catch on to Mastodon
16:00 <couleurs> all you're music sounds shitty n the same
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the first 2 albums are epic 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *took
17:00 <simba> they were 2 late
17:00 <simba> american metal bands made after 2000 are gay
17:00 <simba> and transparent
17:00 <simba> theyre just in it to fuck skinny jew whores
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're 90s believe it or not 
19:00 <couleurs> gybe best band eva rip all other bands
19:00 <xm> new kids on the block rulez
20:00 <simba> 2000 isnt in the 90s
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you googled
20:00 <Bastardly_One> feels a longer ago anyway
20:00 <simba> yea 2 prove u wrong again
20:00 <simba> GOD its gettin boring
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of said 98 without knowing for sure so there ya go
21:00 <simba> BDO metal
21:00 <simba> jew metal
22:00 <simba> they just feel like a post 2000s band
22:00 <simba> and they are
22:00 <simba> and so it is
22:00 <simba> and thats it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup peeps n' freaks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYGDwUyO8g
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Church - Reptile | Live in Sydney | Moshcam Views: 69,294   Uploader: Moshcam Uploaded: Published on Feb 19, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 29 Seconds 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure i've seen that before
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Marty Willson-Piper is such a guitar God
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're here too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello *waves*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> after this I'll link something you haven't seen of theirs and will like
24:00 <Serenity> kaate
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool bananas
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> SERENITY! :D
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy seeing you here :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP9YqJKlq48
24:00 <Serenity> heroo
24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Church "The Unguarded Moment" with George Ellis Orchestra Views: 4,396   Uploader: MrThaiJuan Uploaded: Published on May 25, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 48 Seconds 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's heaps more of that 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but with an orchestra they sound fucking amazing
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if Tantalised shows up on the right 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> click that shit ... 9 mins of epic wank
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Marty Willson-Piper has gone awol and they got the powderfinger dude in now
29:00 <simba> 9 mins of epic wank that was the pieter vid rite
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 mins 30 seconds too long
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> after 9 seconds you'd need to claw your own eyes out
30:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw it thankfully
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor! Thankfully
31:00 <simba> u never saw it post-production
31:00 <simba> but u filmed it right
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> for all the cock trawling i've done, i can say that i would't wanna see it 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably would be good for health promotion - if you take drugs your dick will stop functioning…. 
32:00 <simba> cockasaurus_kate
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, i wish
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the case
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually - irc cocks are not worth is…. 
33:00 <simba> some irc cocks are worth their weight in gold
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> like yours simba?
33:00 <Maurice> Thats not a lot of gold
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
34:00 <simba> mm fuk yea
34:00 <simba> cock carat gold
34:00 <Bastardly_One> speck of dirt
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> gold dust
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh cocks aside
34:00 <simba> bill goldberg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want tickets to see fleetwood mac *shakes fist*
34:00 <Maurice> Nobody puts cocks in a corner
35:00 <Maurice> Silly katatonic_kate01
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> like now!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you better put out then on the corner
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking expensive
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> how much?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't even seen any prices yet!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> down here the general is gonna be like $150 plus I am told
36:00 <Maurice> I was just misquoting Dirty Dancing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and usually those are shitty spots IMO
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that's ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so good tickets would be heaps more I'd suggest
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw U2 and that was in the boon docks…..
37:00 <Bastardly_One> which tour?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno the last one ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am ashamed to say I saw the Zooropa tour
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know bono, right?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ashamed because if you''ve even seen that tour
38:00 <Bastardly_One> its the wanky one where he rings up people around the world
38:00 <Bastardly_One> man if I met Bono I would want to laugh at him
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i can't remember……
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what a cockspank
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the music, he is a bit of cock
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I like a lot up until Beautiful Day
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but rattle and hum can fuck right off
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't even hold a tune properly
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who I do like for commercial stadium rawk?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Bruce Springsteen actually
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt still kills it live
41:00 <Bastardly_One> best version ever
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for the atmospherics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the steam coming off him and stuff
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RR8zDTc0DE
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bruce Springsteen - The River Live @ Glastonbury Views: 1,218,169   Uploader: HeatTeo Uploaded:  Aug 25, 2009 Duration: 6 Minutes 13 Seconds 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do commercial stadium rock?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> only him really
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but U2 are actually that 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> stadium rock
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was brought up on Bruce
44:00 <Bastardly_One> his early stuff is really good
44:00 <couleurs> i'm stadium rock
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so is his recent stuff for an old coot doing old coot stuff
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am old
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have old friends and get exposed to stuff
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of it I end up liking
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna go to the last Crue tour hard
46:00 <Bastardly_One> its like 2 billion dollars a ticket
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't scam it ... I've tried
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> when are they touring?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> May or June
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme check
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I stalk Nikki Sixx
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioZn-wwMHSQ
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MOTLEY CRUE primal scream (oficial video) Views: 2,092   Uploader: mouthtomouth33 Uploaded:  Jan 10, 2012 Duration: 5 Minutes 29 Seconds 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> woo!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> He is one of the reasons I ever started playing bass
48:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was 14 I wanted to be Nikki Sixx 
49:00 <TokenDaRing> how'd that go for you?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> May
49:00 <Bastardly_One> with Alice Copper as support
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not very well
49:00 <entombed> LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I play bass just about as well ... I never have managed to look that good though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> love that cunt for some reason
51:00 <entombed> yeh you a top bass player in australia are you?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlS_kmxES0
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sixx:A.M. - "Life Is Beautiful" Eleven Seven Music Views: 4,724,355   Uploader: BlankTV Uploaded:  Aug 23, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 0 Seconds 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cock rock at it's worst/best
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude really suits the music
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the Papa Roach producer guy 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikki Sixx made an album out of his book the Heroin Diaries and that was the single
54:00 <Bastardly_One> phew
54:00 <Bastardly_One> think I got shit song links out of my system
59:00 <entombed> lol papa roach
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shit band they are
07:00 <TheRiddler> been playing cities skylines
08:00 <TheRiddler> and watching the secret life of walter mitty
09:00 <TheRiddler> wb nerdygirl
09:00 <nerdygirl> :)
10:00 <TheRiddler> do you wear glasses?
11:00 <Bs____> Anyone interested in private chat?
11:00 <nerdygirl> yep
11:00 <Bs____> or public, egal was
11:00 <Bs____> ok
11:00 <Serenity> i
11:00 <Bs____> are you really really nerdy?
11:00 <Serenity> am
11:00 <Serenity> so
11:00 <TheRiddler> cool
12:00 <Serenity> bored
12:00 <TheRiddler> she could of been replying to me Bs____
12:00 <nerdygirl> yeh Bs, i think you've gotten mistaken 
12:00 <Bs____> did not see any conversation or you are slow thinkers??? hehehe
13:00 <entombed> secret life walter mitty shit
13:00 <Serenity> .
13:00 <TheRiddler> this movie reminds me of me somewhat
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> day dreaming alot
15:00 <Bs____> What is Melbourne's most remarkable distinction
15:00 <entombed> pieters house
15:00 <Serenity> soon to be a meth crater in geelong
15:00 <Bs____> not the three statues on Swanston
16:00 <entombed> ice taking over victoria
16:00 <TheRiddler> ice is a big problem in sydney too
16:00 <entombed> im glad i didnt grow up younger, would be sad days when you fine ice more avail than weed
16:00 <TheRiddler> or was
16:00 <entombed> its huge problem in sydney
17:00 <Serenity> pre sure its a huge problem everywhere
17:00 <TheRiddler> it was a problem 8yrs ago
17:00 <entombed> nah
17:00 <entombed> got lots of places its fine
17:00 <Bs____> it is not easy to make, cops do it the best way
17:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's mostly big cities
17:00 <Serenity> junkies
18:00 <entombed> nah its everywhere not just big cities, the small cities getting it worse
18:00 <entombed> country towns being destroyed
18:00 <entombed> victoria especially
18:00 <TheRiddler> I dont hear it much here
19:00 <entombed> well places like geelong and shepperton have big ice problems
19:00 <TheRiddler> tho half the pop is like of 65+ here
19:00 <Serenity> Bunbury/collie/capel here ash
19:00 <Serenity> all of them are fucked from meth
19:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
20:00 <entombed> hahaha yeh bunbury lol
20:00 <entombed> shit hole
20:00 <TheRiddler> I hear of drug lab raids here
20:00 <TheRiddler> I think tho they're supplying to perth n such tho
20:00 <entombed> of course 
21:00 <Serenity> its insidious
22:00 <entombed> you ever do ice Serenity?
22:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
22:00 <TheRiddler> ice is like doing battery acid
25:00 <Serenity> i know people who have done it
25:00 <Serenity> its ruined them
29:00 <entombed> yes well thats a shame
29:00 <entombed> :(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just scrolled
33:00 <Serenity> congrats? 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ice is ruining country victoria like an epidemic
34:00 <Serenity> its cheap and easy to produce
42:00 <entombed> its hard to make and its not cheap lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> watching american hustle
45:00 <TheRiddler> geeze I didn't realise the main actor was christian bale
46:00 <TheRiddler> he really goes all out to look the part
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i fell asleep in that movie
47:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
47:00 <TheRiddler> I can see
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was good for like an hour and i was like - oh meh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> snore
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> good part so far is seeing amy adams boobs :p
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of want to watch the Water Diviner
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but that Russ cunt ruins everything
53:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone seen Unbroken?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds alright ... I
53:00 <Bastardly_One> am looking for something to watch on a streaming site
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wooooooooooooooooooooooo
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Dragon Age Inquistion DLC
54:00 <Bastardly_One> finally!
55:00 <TokenDaRing> ugh
55:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dies slowly*
56:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: you mean for beehhh to do that right?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, me
56:00 <TokenDaRing> why/
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't endure his drivel most days
56:00 <TokenDaRing> same
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sick as shit tonight too
56:00 <TokenDaRing> running a fever
56:00 <TokenDaRing> nausea
56:00 <TokenDaRing> vertigo
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it sucks
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope you're feeling better soon!
57:00 <milk> hey beehhh when do we get the human tsunami?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> me too
57:00 <milk> are they bringing their own ice?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> milk I'm imaginging a literal tsunami of beehhh's countrymen
57:00 <TokenDaRing> washing up against buildings and walls
57:00 <TokenDaRing> bludgeoning against everything
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps you should have a lil lay down token and rest your brain ?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm feeling really creative katatonic_kate01
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can see!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but is it to your own detriment ?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll survive
00:00 <Bastardly_One> want to see the most fucked up thing ever?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIaUc-_eV6M
00:00 <TokenDaRing> just took some panadol
00:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dash Cam Cop Attacks EMT Views: 387,294   Uploader: MClover420 Uploaded:  Jun 13, 2009 Duration: 7 Minutes 43 Seconds 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fast forward to 1 min 50
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you will not believe it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> just wow
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough token
00:00 <entombed> american hustle amazing movie
00:00 <entombed> one of the best 
03:00 <milk> http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/21/1290368342186/Heroin-006.jpg
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> need to shoot up milk?
11:00 <milk> nah, I'm right eh?
11:00 <TheRiddler> crap I forgot what movies I watched last weekend
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs?
12:00 <TheRiddler> nope
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so my net fucks out half way through a TED talk
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> motherfucker!
13:00 <TheRiddler> damn
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
14:00 <Serenity> bowbow
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well… means bed is fast approaching and i'll have to stop whoring on Skype lol 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow :P
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not bow bow :P
15:00 <milk> does anyone want me to smack their booty on cam?
15:00 <Serenity> no
15:00 <Serenity> bowbow
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow 
16:00 <Serenity> im not doing that! 
16:00 <Serenity> and if i was it would be bah bow
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it's how i pronounce it 
17:00 <TheRiddler> he came on a didn't do anything!!!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's the correct way
17:00 <TheRiddler> shocking
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCk yeah!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.ted.com/playlists/233/words_to_live_by
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome TED talks!!!
20:00 <entombed> ted shit
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> entombed, suck my dick
20:00 <Serenity> eat my shit
20:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll keep him busy for a while, no doubt
21:00 <entombed> no thanks
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well if you don't want to eat shit or suck dick - perhaps express your opinions in a more accepted way
22:00 <entombed> why would I be eating shit or sucking dick if I think that ted talks are a bunch of rubbish
22:00 <entombed> hipster shit
22:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what it is
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll google it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-RtayJQubY
23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shit Hipsters Say Views: 932,612   Uploader: joeyknowspeople Uploaded:  Jan 29, 2012 Duration: 1 Minutes 24 Seconds 
23:00 <entombed> another dumb cunt
24:00 <slinky_J> woo ive sat through an hour of Exodus movie
24:00 <slinky_J> doin good lolz
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
30:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/x3j234.jpg
30:00 <beehhh> i was stoned and saw alien
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGG_CNB1W74
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO Philippines Part 1 of 2 Misteryo GMA7 Capiz Bulacan Views: 213,222   Uploader: 2012HumanAscension Uploaded:  Jun 19, 2011 Duration: 10 Minutes 0 Seconds 
32:00 <beehhh> same thing here
34:00 <beehhh> they flew back over the moon
35:00 <beehhh> i dont think they uses fuel at all
36:00 <beehhh> uses the motion of the wind, gravity, movements etc
36:00 <TheRiddler> booo
37:00 <TheRiddler> it was too good to be true
37:00 <TheRiddler> :(
39:00 <slinky_J> poot
45:00 <beehhh> firey red in the sky
45:00 <beehhh> but seems gentle except for ate few chicken and killed a few bird
46:00 <beehhh> one subject happens to eat raw used tampons
47:00 <beehhh> banging on the rubbish tip other month during the holiday when i was the only person here
49:00 <beehhh> A guy kept all of my bro possessions at his place agaisnt his will, promised to let him stay for 500 a month at kensington home but after ten days he conned my brother out, literally with nothing
50:00 <slinky_J> worlds greatest poet
51:00 <entombed> lol
52:00 <entombed> you still smoke weed pandas?
53:00 <slinky_J> sometimes
55:00 <entombed> not good always ripped hey
58:00 <slinky_J> nope
16:00 <entombed> LOL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
13:00 <entombed> thankfuck
21:00 <entombed> i think best thing ever is her going
59:00 <slinky_J> boring hour
00:00 <slinky_J> where r teh ghosts ppl say they see
04:00 <entombed> klol
09:00 <slinky_J> :P
09:00 <slinky_J> aaawww
09:00 <slinky_J> entombed is a g-g-ghost!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
26:00 <slinky_J> :)
39:00 <slinky_J> only n hr n half till shops r open yayz
44:00 <faux> Eidhsksbs
44:00 <faux> up way too early 
44:00 <slinky_J> haha nshit :P
44:00 <slinky_J> U GENIUSH!
44:00 <faux> Usually get up at 6. Woke up at 4 :/
44:00 <faux> But I slept at 8:30 lol
44:00 <faux> Zzz
45:00 <slinky_J> i wanted up at 6
46:00 <slinky_J> but went to bed at 6pm :P
46:00 <faux> Eesh
46:00 <faux> I thought 8:30 was bas
46:00 <faux> Bad*
46:00 <slinky_J> woke up around 9pm
46:00 <slinky_J> lolz
46:00 <faux> Oh
47:00 <slinky_J> i tried to get back to sleep but to no availz
47:00 <faux> That's shit lol
47:00 <slinky_J> rested heaps :P lol ino!
47:00 <faux> I woke up at 1:30am abd was like wut
47:00 <faux> Where am i
47:00 <faux> then went back to sleep
47:00 <slinky_J> lololol
53:00 <slinky_J> never watch exodus gods and kings
53:00 <slinky_J> SO TERRIBUBBLEZ
04:00 <slinky_J> Hakuna Mawhatta?
04:00 <under> slinky_J: the fuck are you doing
11:00 <slinky_J> gaming
11:00 <slinky_J> well was needed cig
11:00 <slinky_J> wish i had a wii u!!!!!
12:00 <slinky_J> hmz i forget when coles opens
13:00 <slinky_J> under who r ewe?
14:00 <under> i'm the best :P
16:00 <slinky_J> ;P
16:00 <tisk> why u awake
16:00 <tisk> lols
19:00 <under> tisk: me?
19:00 <tisk> hi under
20:00 <under> hi
20:00 <under> how are you
20:00 <tisk> alright
20:00 <tisk> got given 20$ turned it into 70
20:00 <tisk> so got more smokes now
22:00 <tisk> last time i go there for awhile
22:00 <under> what you smoke
22:00 <under> pot?
22:00 <tisk> rollies
23:00 <tisk> could have walked out with more
23:00 <tisk> but was silly
23:00 <under> is it easy to get marijuana in aus?
23:00 <tisk> sorta
24:00 <under> if they catch you
24:00 <under> you go in jail?
24:00 <tisk> nah not if its gram
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> tisk
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> too many people are injecting marijuanas these days
24:00 <tisk> wtf
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> we cannot afford the repocussions of injecting marijuanas
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> its not safe
25:00 <under> is ti good at least?
25:00 <tisk> weed is alright downunder
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> see what happens
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> when you inject marijuanas
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ydECCVQ_c8
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Dangers of Injecting Marijuana Views: 7,468   Uploader: smithfieldbogan Uploaded: Published on Sep 15, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 51 Seconds 
26:00 <tisk> wtf
26:00 <tisk> how do u inject a plant
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> watch and learn
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> see!!
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> what happens
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> mr tickles
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> got fucked
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> because he injected marijuanas
28:00 <tisk> now i need hacksaw
28:00 <tisk> and poweraid bottle
29:00 <tisk> i got pipe for stem but its like 3 times to long
33:00 <ThomasChefferson> just dont inject the marijuanas
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> otherwise poor mr tickles :/
04:00 <slinky_J> OOOPS
05:00 <slinky_J> spent almost 200 at coles haha
05:00 <slinky_J> fuck my diet to hell hell HELL!
05:00 <slinky_J> :/
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> drug addicts
47:00 <Bastardly_One> go to bed
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> energy drink addict today!!!
16:00 <slinky_J> mang i b ought kilo cheese, cheese spread, 2x slices of CHEESE
16:00 <slinky_J> Lel
16:00 <slinky_J> fk my diet
17:00 <slinky_J> no more fish and veg!
16:00 <slinky_J> iughdf
16:00 <slinky_J> kk
44:00 <frayedknot> j/quit
10:00 <scoop> I can of my own self do nothing, as I hear I judge and my judgement is just; because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father which has sent me (John 5:30)
13:00 <slinky_J> I can poot
14:00 <psYbR> A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. (Mark 14:15)
14:00 <scoop> slinky_J has tourettes plz excuse him
14:00 <slinky_J> excuse yourself
14:00 <slinky_J> lahoosaheerr
15:00 <scoop> rofl
15:00 <psYbR> You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. (Ezekiel 16:17)
15:00 <scoop> ive got the latter day saints coming round later today after dinner
16:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
16:00 <slinky_J> why?
16:00 <ShadowLurker> orgy
16:00 <scoop> see what they have to offer
16:00 <scoop> programs n services
16:00 <slinky_J> uhuh..
16:00 <slinky_J> makes sense
16:00 <slinky_J> I like the orgy idea
16:00 <slinky_J> orgy murder dungeon!
16:00 <scoop> ill give dem hash cookies
17:00 <psYbR> Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. (Ezekiel 23:19)
17:00 <psYbR> ask them about Ezekiel 23:19
17:00 <slinky_J> i used to have these two sexy young mormon chicks come around because they were young and sexy ;)
17:00 <psYbR> doubtful slinky_J 
17:00 <scoop> should i be taking notes psYbR
18:00 <psYbR> female mormon missionaries aren't allowed to enter homes or go visiting without the escort of a male missionary and aren't allowed to be missioning with only a male.
18:00 <scoop> 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[a]
19:00 <slinky_J> BS
19:00 <psYbR> that was the part of the bible old men read while masturbation
19:00 <psYbR> ting*
19:00 <slinky_J> they didnt come inside
19:00 <slinky_J> but we chilled outside
20:00 <scoop> suck on my big fat dck
20:00 <scoop> thank penis enlargement services
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <scoop> Jesus Christ is the Savior of the world and the Son of God. He is our Redeemer. The Holy Bible teaches us that Jesus Christ's mother was Mary, His father on earth was Joseph, that He was born in Bethlehem and raised in Nazareth, and labored with Joseph as a carpenter. 
31:00 <scoop> When he turned 30, He began a three-year ministry of teaching, blessing, and healing the people of the Holy Land. He also organized His Church and gave His apostles "power and authority" (Luke 9:1) to assist in His work.
32:00 <slinky_J> shut up qabout jesus
32:00 <slinky_J> they dont know shit about him
34:00 <Fez> im Muslim and offended
34:00 <scoop> When Jesus had called the Twelve together, he gave them power and authority to drive out all demons and to cure diseases,
37:00 <Floss> i just had a double whopper with cheese
37:00 <Floss> it was so good but now i feel sooo bad
38:00 <Floss> oh and jesus/god/religion is a gnormous crock of shit
38:00 <slinky_J> well of course it is
38:00 <slinky_J> they didnt know any better
40:00 <scoop> Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand
00:00 <Fez> breasts?
49:00 <TheRon> Hi
50:00 <coffee> hi
50:00 <zaim>   hi
50:00 <zaim> fk
50:00 <coffee> fk hi
51:00 <zaim>  hi fk
51:00 <TheRon> Fk?
52:00 <TheRon> I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom
53:00 <TheRon> Great day for it
56:00 <TheRon> Possible snow tomorrow
56:00 <TheRon> Down to 1200 meters
58:00 <TheRon> You am I - soldiers
58:00 <TheRon> Great song
58:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies?
58:00 <TheRon> Beer?
02:00 <TheRon> Everybodys going to the party have a real good time
02:00 <TheRon> Dancing in the desert blowing out the sunshine
03:00 <TheRon> Where the fuck are you?
05:00 <TheRon> Tuna casserole for din dins tonight
05:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
06:00 <TheRon> It's a good feed
06:00 <Dugnuts> are you using tinned tuna?
06:00 <TheRon> Yes
06:00 <Dugnuts> then i stand by my eww
06:00 <TheRon> Damn
07:00 <TheRon> I make it good
07:00 <TheRon> I use three different kinds of cheese
10:00 <TheRon> Back to the gypsy that you were
10:00 <Dugnuts> unless you use fresh tuna im gonna say eww no matter what else you put in there
11:00 <TheRon> Where am I gonna get fresh tuna in Ballarat?
11:00 <coffee> ?
11:00 <Dugnuts> the grocery store?
11:00 <Dugnuts> you can get it everywhere
12:00 <TheRon> I have a 20k's from the coast rule
12:00 <coffee> oh
13:00 <Dugnuts> even if you were near the coast you think that the tuna you get at the store comes from nearby?
13:00 <Dugnuts> no
13:00 <Dugnuts> the fleets are out in the ocean man
13:00 <Dugnuts> miles away from everywhere
13:00 <TheRon> Still closer
14:00 <Dugnuts> depending on delivery routes you might get it before some coastal towns
14:00 <TheRon> Let's put it this way, I don't trust Ballarat seafood
15:00 <Dugnuts> clearly
16:00 <TheRon> I had it a local restaurant and was disappointed
20:00 <TheRon> Stop touching me Elmo!
21:00 <TheRon> My angel is the centerfold
22:00 <TheRon> I'm an Axelmaniac
23:00 <TheRon> Axelmania is running wild 
26:00 <AzzA> axelmania got made piss by SnoopMania and Hulkamania on raw 
29:00 <TheRon> He been in the royal rumble the longest ever
29:00 <TheRon> He's still in it
31:00 <TheRon> Big me to talk about it
33:00 <TheRon> She's lump she's lump she's lump she's in my head
36:00 <TheRon> Fo shizzle my nuzzle
36:00 <TheRon> Snoop D O double gizzle
41:00 <TheRon> I make it up to you in the year 2000
56:00 <slinky_J> oh ffs
56:00 <slinky_J> get a new song
02:00 <TheRon> Ah ha god damn right it's a beautiful day
02:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: how's your day?
03:00 <TheRon> Slinky_j spent the day at the strippers
05:00 <TheRon> I'm hardcore I stay up till 10.30
05:00 <Fall> does anybody know the girl bored_gurrl69?
06:00 <TheRon> Sounds like a bi sexual man
06:00 <Fall> lol
07:00 <Fall> we started talking but she hasn't been online for a few weeks now
07:00 <TheRon> I'm interested in taking up cycling
07:00 <TheRon> I'm bike curious
08:00 <Fall> HA
08:00 <TheRon> Does she sound like a looker?
10:00 <TheRon> I've been a bad bad girl
10:00 <TheRon> Fiona Apple - criminal
10:00 <Fez> with nice breasts?
10:00 <Fez> oh
10:00 <Fall> maybe
10:00 <Fall> well, thanks for trollin'
10:00 <Fall> :) cunts
11:00 <AzzA> Ten Eyewitness News Perth
11:00 <AzzA> [13:30] <AzzA> Police have charged a 26 year old Calista woman for allegedly squirting a female officer with breast milk while she was being arrested.
11:00 <AzzA> [13:30] <AzzA> She allegedly used her breast to douse the officer's forehead, arm and clothing and will front Fremantle court today, charged with assaulting a public officer.
11:00 <AzzA> now debate!!
11:00 <Fez> breasts!
11:00 <Fall> titties
11:00 <TheRon> Better out than in?
11:00 <AzzA> bewbies!
11:00 <Fez> is there pictures realesed of this incident?
12:00 <AzzA> im scouring the internets nao
12:00 <Fez> maybe the officer was hungry?
12:00 <AzzA> coffee break?
12:00 <TheRon> Was the officer bottle fed?
12:00 <Fez> did the officer have a cookie?
12:00 <AzzA> hand raised i believe
13:00 <AzzA> so likely
13:00 <Fez> the officer was prolly jealous
13:00 <TheRon> Took me ages to weened off the breast
13:00 <TheRon> Still not over it
14:00 <Fez> poor fella
14:00 <Fez> who has a breasts for theron?
14:00 <TheRon> I like motor boating
14:00 <Floss> ...
14:00 <Fez> dont have an accident
15:00 <TheRon> I want to die in a motor boating accident
15:00 <Fez> floss has breasts for theron
15:00 <AzzA> isnt floss on the no go zone?
15:00 <AzzA> arranged marriage?
15:00 <Floss> yes
15:00 <Fez> no such thing?
15:00 <Fez> arranged marriage to theron?
16:00 <AzzA> well its settled
16:00 <TheRon> I like the old caveman engagement method
16:00 <AzzA> priest anyoe?
16:00 <AzzA> celebrant?
16:00 <Floss> im getting wifed up next week
16:00 <Fez> how about today?
16:00 <Fez> why wait i say
16:00 <Floss> meh
16:00 <Fez> theron is keen
16:00 <Floss> pretty sure i have to wash my hair today
17:00 <Fez> you dont
17:00 <TheRon> Does she cook clean get me beer?
17:00 <Fez> i hope so
17:00 <Floss> not since i chewed through my chains
17:00 <AzzA> Floss, you need to be 100% sure
18:00 <AzzA> better give TheRon a crack before getting married
18:00 <Floss> nah im right
18:00 <AzzA> bachelorette party?
18:00 <Fez> i think theron dodged a bullet
18:00 <TheRon> I want a woman that will de
19:00 <TheRon> Deliver beer while I watch the footy
19:00 <Floss> i got my man :)
19:00 <Fez> and she must be dtf right?
20:00 <TheRon> Dtf?
20:00 <Floss> negative
23:00 <AzzA> pictures? of the happy couple?
23:00 <Grim> arvo fuxers :)
24:00 <Grim> wine
27:00 <AzzA> mmmm alcohol
28:00 <AzzA> warm enough for a cider
28:00 <Dugnuts> this is how i study for my test tomorrow
28:00 <Dugnuts> :P
28:00 <Grim> not into cider was in my younger days
42:00 <slinky_J> bah
42:00 <slinky_J> nice and cool day
44:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
44:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for this pill to kick in so i can pass teh fuck out
44:00 <slinky_J> seh bored :P
44:00 <Dugnuts> what drugs you on?
45:00 <slinky_J> found a pill i used to be on :P
46:00 <BloodMoon> Hello devilish_angel
47:00 <Dugnuts> vicodin?
47:00 <Dugnuts> oxycontin?
47:00 <Dugnuts> estrogen?
48:00 <devilish_angel> hi BloodMoon 
48:00 <Dugnuts> aaaoooooooooo
54:00 <slinky_J> seroquel
04:00 <simba> napoleon bonerparts
05:00 <BloodMoon> https://youtu.be/3shMD13Y2uU
05:00 <BloodMoon> Grits - My Life Be Like/Ohh Ahh (Remix ft. 2Pac & Xzibit - Tokyo Drift video version)
06:00 <BloodMoon> lil wayne got busted ordering security to belt a fan in the head
13:00 <simba> so
14:00 <simba> cool "car rap" guy
15:00 <BloodMoon> its only a matter of time before a celeb murders a fan
15:00 <simba> im surprised youre not BlackDevil
24:00 <simba> <Floss> oh and jesus/god/religion is a gnormous crock of shit - finally hear it from a reputable source!!
29:00 <BloodMoon> The first television broadcast in Australia took place on 30 September 1929 at the Menzies Hotel in Melbourne, using the electro-mechanical Radiovision system
33:00 <rosebud> hello
34:00 <Grim> hello
35:00 <Grim> your nick is very gay
35:00 <rosebud> how are you
35:00 <Grim> well and you?
35:00 <rosebud> well im not a lesbian thanks
35:00 <rosebud> good
35:00 <Grim> I am a lesbian
35:00 <rosebud> ok
36:00 <BloodMoon> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Seaman_send_Morse_code_signals.jpg
38:00 <Floss> rofl
38:00 <Floss> your nick is very gay
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01:00 <rosebud> ok
01:00 <simba> hi rosebud me simba
03:00 <rosebud> asante sans squash banana
04:00 <simba> thats what ive always thought
05:00 <rosebud> i like the lion king
05:00 <simba> simba voiced by matthew broderick is hell weird
05:00 <rosebud> JTT is worse
05:00 <simba> dont think it worx at all
05:00 <Dugnuts> simba was voiced by matthew broderick?
05:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was jtt
05:00 <rosebud> old simba
05:00 <rosebud> young simba is JTT
05:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
06:00 <simba> justin timberlake time
06:00 <Dugnuts> johnathan taylor thomas
06:00 <Dugnuts> all the boys loved that guy
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <Dugnuts> girls
07:00 <Dugnuts> serves me right for watching a show and typing at the same time
07:00 <rosebud> There is a really good episode of home improvement.. one of the halloween ones
07:00 <rosebud> There is a knock at the door and its a simba and a buzz lightyear
07:00 <Dugnuts> hahahhaa
07:00 <rosebud> JTT opens the door... Ahh.. 1 lolly for the space toy and 10 lollies for the lion
08:00 <rosebud> (tim allen voiced buzz lightyear)
08:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
08:00 <Dugnuts> yes i know that one
08:00 <simba> brilliant
09:00 <TheRiddler> most teens dont watch old tv shows
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <simba> <insert tim allen grunt>
09:00 <TheRiddler> do you watch anime rosebud?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> anime is horrible
09:00 <TheRiddler> blasmaphy
10:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: I guess it's ok if you like watching shows about sexualised underage girls 
10:00 <Dugnuts>  do you mean blasphemy
10:00 <TheRiddler> that too
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <simba> blaspheyou
10:00 <rosebud> no
10:00 <TheRiddler> it's not all sexualised underaged girls
10:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: when it's not that, it's usually creepy rape scenes
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's not all that either
11:00 <TheRiddler> look at ghost in the shell
11:00 <TokenDaRing> GiTS is old
11:00 <TheRiddler> was
11:00 <TokenDaRing> it's alright
11:00 <TokenDaRing> but
11:00 <simba> did you see that anime where two girls kiss and one transforms into a weapon for the other to use? what a premise
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's got like 2 sequels and 3 seasons
11:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not really a great plot
12:00 <TokenDaRing> the characters are kinda meh
12:00 <rosebud> Ive seen full metal alchemist
12:00 <rosebud> that is beyond shit
12:00 <TheRiddler> what anime?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> anime doesn't really have great storylines
12:00 <TokenDaRing> it's pretty much just trashy shit for single white men to watch
12:00 <simba> they can but theyre all pretty similar
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <simba> guy must save planet from aliens, everyone else dies, etc
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's for all ages lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> you have no clue
13:00 <TheRiddler> and genders
13:00 <Floss> all i remember is the kids that gets a blood nose when hes turned on
13:00 <Floss> kid*
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> when they see boobs lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> or panties
13:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: rofl what
13:00 <Floss> haha yeah
13:00 <TokenDaRing> anime is pretty much written for two groups mostly
13:00 <TokenDaRing> 8-12 year old girls, and adult men
13:00 <TheRiddler> pokemon?
14:00 <Floss> lol my bf watches anime
14:00 <TokenDaRing> that is literally their two key demographics
14:00 <Floss> no idea what its called
14:00 <TheRiddler> cool Floss
14:00 <Floss> i am forced to watch hours of the shit
14:00 <simba> http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_large/cpvovem1sybsknmucncg.gif
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TokenDaRing> anime is for children and the men who love them
14:00 <Floss> hiroto shipuden or some shit is one
14:00 <Floss> and the airbender and korra or something
14:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
14:00 <Floss> he loves that shit
14:00 <Floss> im like -_- its book reading night then
15:00 <TheRiddler> airbender is not really a anime 
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's just styled that way
15:00 <Floss> hes been watching kung fu lately
15:00 <Floss> the one that wears yellow
15:00 <Floss> erm
15:00 <TheRiddler> bruce lee
15:00 <Floss> lol yes
15:00 <simba> kill bill
15:00 <Floss> he has the big yellow collection
15:00 <TheRiddler> atm I'm watching planes
15:00 <simba> tonka trucks?
16:00 <Floss> the only time i paid attention was when he fought that guy...
16:00 <Floss> fkn names today...
16:00 <simba> god?
16:00 <TheRiddler> chuck norris?
16:00 <Floss> lol yes
16:00 <Floss> bahaha
16:00 <TheRiddler> or god
16:00 <Floss> i was gunna say chinpuncher
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Floss> as soon as that was over i lost interest again
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol that's the end of the movie
17:00 <Floss> lol well go me
17:00 <TheRiddler> jackie chan old movies are great
18:00 <TheRiddler> does he watch pervy anime?
18:00 <Floss> lol yes he watches all them and tells me all these interesting facts...im like ok yeah cool -_-
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Floss> lol yes
18:00 <Floss> i give him the hairy eyeball
18:00 <simba> anime is the best cos theres always a new unrealistic challenge and the protagonist always wins
18:00 <Floss> there is so much hes not allowed to do now
18:00 <Floss> rofl
19:00 <Floss> the first time i hung out at his place he made me watch onkey magic
19:00 <Floss> i thought i was high
19:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
19:00 <Floss> WHY IS THAT MAN A HORSE NOW
19:00 <Floss> WTF
19:00 <Dugnuts> the newish movie or the old show?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Floss: monkey magic was great for that
19:00 <Floss> it was oooollllddd
19:00 <Dugnuts> OMG
19:00 <Floss> i was so confused
20:00 <Dugnuts> that was the very first costume i ever wore
20:00 <Dugnuts> monkey magic was so damned cool
20:00 <Floss> i kept asking questions im sure he was regretting asking me round
20:00 <Dugnuts> oh i totally have to get that show again now
20:00 <Floss> NOW HES A PERSON AGAIN AND NOBODY NOTICED WTF
20:00 <Floss> WHAT IS THIS
20:00 <Dugnuts> PIGSYYYYYYY
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:00 <Floss> i pretty much sat there and watched cause he was so fkn hot and he was holding my hand
21:00 <Floss> but i was confused the whole time lol
21:00 <Dugnuts> born from an egg on a mountain top
21:00 <Dugnuts> heh
21:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
21:00 <TheRiddler> I've only seen the old stuff
21:00 <Floss> all i remember is them walking around and sometimes the dude was a horse
21:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what it's like remasted
21:00 <Dugnuts> there was a movie not that long ago
21:00 <Dugnuts> was pretty cool
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh
21:00 <Floss> thats all my brain soaked in
21:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
21:00 <Dugnuts> he was actually a dragon
21:00 <Dugnuts> the horse was a dragon
21:00 <Floss> oh that makes sense
21:00 <Dugnuts> of course
22:00 <Dugnuts> dragons can take any shape they want
22:00 <TheRiddler> wouldn't you like a man that can become a horse tho?
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <Floss> his roomate was llike sigh...why is this bitch here
22:00 <TheRiddler> then you can ride him around
22:00 <Floss> its ok a lot happened that night
22:00 <Floss> hes never gone back to monkey magic lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> put a saddle on his back
22:00 <BloodMoon> i gotta get outta bed with the cops
23:00 <Floss> so you sleep with pigs bloodmoon
23:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried putting the saddle on your bf Floss?
23:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Floss> lol no but he wants me to bring my dresage whip to the bedroom
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol hot
25:00 <TheRiddler> will he have a safe word?
25:00 <Dugnuts> so you can use it or so he can?
25:00 <TheRiddler> call him mr grey
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol there's a fake article on a couple of 14yr old kids from phillipines acting out the movie
30:00 <simba> a farticle
31:00 <Floss> omg farticle
31:00 <simba> * BloodMoon is now known as Xzibit - lol
31:00 <simba> genuinely lold
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> that's a good name for them
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://trendingnow.altervista.org/highschool-student-died-re-enacting-fifty-shades-grey/
32:00 <Floss> X to the Z
32:00 <Floss> yo dawg
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
33:00 <nerdygirl> heya
33:00 <Floss> nerdygirl might like manga
33:00 <TheRiddler> do you nerdygirl?
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> or are you a academic type?
36:00 <nerdygirl> manga? nope 
37:00 <British^Meat> i enjoy manga i do
41:00 <Serenity> isnt mango cartoon porn
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol nope
41:00 <Serenity> mango LOL
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's their version of comic books
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: manga and anime are pretty much for kids and men who love them
42:00 <TheRiddler> .
43:00 <TheRiddler> pls stop talking about something you know nothing about
43:00 <TheRiddler> there's women that watch them too
44:00 <TokenDaRing> my bad
44:00 <TokenDaRing> it's for kids, and the men and women who love them
45:00 <TheRiddler> yes
45:00 <StrykerX> Right.
45:00 <nate> i want some mango porn
45:00 <nate> yay!
45:00 <immutable> what are you idiots talking about now?
45:00 <immutable> you trying to get into nerdygirl's pants?
46:00 <nate> nup anything alive is outta my league:)
46:00 <immutable> I heard she liked gentlemen and there are none here
46:00 <immutable> pssh nate
47:00 <StrykerX> I've heard nerdygirl is really a guy
47:00 <immutable> I heard I don't care
47:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure nerdygirl is an asian female engineer
48:00 <nate> i hear, nah im out
48:00 <immutable> robot sex
48:00 <immutable> ?
49:00 <immutable> yes/no???
50:00 <unique> Anyone interested in a sick kid? Going free.. limited time only.
50:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: TheRiddler is
50:00 <StrykerX> Less resistance
51:00 <immutable> I lurve kids!
51:00 <unique> Throwing up, suffering body aches and migraines.
51:00 <TheRiddler> aww
51:00 <StrykerX> Poor mite.
52:00 <nate> is it only sick, what else is wrong?
52:00 <immutable> did you take him to the hospital?
52:00 <nate> snap!
52:00 <unique> Yeah he's not good,  worst mum of the year award goes to me... I'm ridiculously exhausted myself. :/
52:00 <unique> Yeah I did immutable
52:00 <immutable> ok
53:00 <immutable> "he's doing it for attention take this lolly pop unique! as for the child you get this ** smack"
54:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/Za3C8YW.gif
54:00 <unique> I'm absolutely physically exhausted but my brain won't switch off. Damnit.
57:00 <immutable> more or less pills that is the question
58:00 <StrykerX> More the merrier
58:00 <StrykerX> Ask Pieter
59:00 <unique> Hahaah
59:00 <immutable> you bored StrykerX?
59:00 <immutable> TAKE THEE TO A FUNNERY!
59:00 <StrykerX> Of course.
06:00 <Dugnuts> classy
07:00 <immutable> ahahahaha
08:00 <Zade> coins
09:00 <TNT> Soup
09:00 <British^Meat> lol this weirdo
09:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT, how goes the search for truth?
09:00 <British^Meat> have we established which one it is yet?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> implants out yet?
09:00 <StrykerX> immutable, asl bro
10:00 <TNT> Idiot always an idiot
10:00 <immutable> 28msyd
12:00 <StrykerX> Hi TNT
12:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT, I'm told if you keep your head underwater for 15 minutes, it renders the implants useless
12:00 <StrykerX> Have you been implanted too?
13:00 <immutable> by aliens?
13:00 <StrykerX> No, the govt.
13:00 <TNT> Like I said, idiot always an idiot
13:00 <immutable> don't know what you're talking about
13:00 <immutable> what happened to unique?
14:00 <simba> none of ur business
14:00 <immutable> you done killded her didn't ya simba 
14:00 <immutable> you monsta
15:00 <immutable> how did your penis git so small simba?
15:00 <unique> Huh
15:00 <simba> brainstrust in session
15:00 <TheRiddler> ltns unique
15:00 <TheRiddler> again
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <StrykerX> She's legal, TheRiddler 
16:00 <immutable> :O she returns to say things
16:00 <TheRiddler> how you've been?
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <immutable> wisdom from another planet
17:00 <unique> Yeah I'm old now.
17:00 <unique> Still care to ask how I've been?
18:00 <nate> old n hot!
18:00 <immutable> shit?
18:00 <TheRiddler> yes
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <unique> What. Who are you nate?
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm palidin7/tiggier
18:00 <nate> im the floating turd in ya toilet
18:00 <immutable> she's marred
18:00 <nate> :D~
18:00 <TheRiddler> if you remember me
18:00 <TheRiddler> congrats
18:00 <immutable> to a man
19:00 <unique> Sounds familiar
19:00 <TheRiddler> from #teens
19:00 <unique> Yes, thank you immutable.
19:00 <StrykerX> How old are you, TheRiddler?
19:00 <immutable> so tired
19:00 <TheRiddler> 31
19:00 <Lish> 50
19:00 <unique> Ahh yeah, rings a bell more so from there.
19:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
19:00 <unique> Oh. He's older!!
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <unique> Hahaha I'm not old!
20:00 <unique> Weeeewwwww!
20:00 <immutable> you are old
20:00 <Xzibit> Bored?
20:00 <Lish> why is it so cold
20:00 <immutable> sit in the old corner
20:00 <unique> How old are you immutable?
20:00 <immutable> 28
20:00 <unique> Hah.
20:00 <nate> HAWT!
21:00 <immutable> nate I am the sexiest person on this channel thank you
21:00 <unique> Who the hell are you on about nate?
21:00 <nate> unique hawt people?:)
21:00 <StrykerX> Hi psYbR 
21:00 <unique> Pics or don't believe it.
21:00 <StrykerX> How's the parent life?
21:00 <psYbR> lol still asking me that StrykerX 
21:00 <StrykerX> Yup
21:00 <psYbR> single life is great
21:00 <psYbR> hows u
22:00 <StrykerX> I said parenting
22:00 <StrykerX> Not single
22:00 <StrykerX> I'm peachy mate n u?
22:00 <psYbR> workin on my 3D printer
22:00 <psYbR> software is giving me a headache
22:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:00 <unique> Pics immutable,  pics. Kgo.
23:00 <TokenDaRing> immutable looks like a dogs nut sack
23:00 <psYbR> right now it would just be a pic of a pile of electronics :)
23:00 <psYbR> but sure
23:00 <milk> There is a rumour going round that last night I chopped Scott Morrisons dick off
24:00 <Dugnuts> did you?
24:00 <unique> Everyone post their pic so I can have a sticky beak.. hahaha
24:00 <milk> I have no clear recollection of those events
26:00 <immutable> just friend me on faceblock
26:00 <immutable> see all my pics
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ppqothec5jg7kkf/2015-03-12%2016-25-44.626.jpg?dl=0 this is me
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <immutable> BROKEN LINK LONK!
26:00 <TokenDaRing> holy fuck you're creepy
26:00 <TokenDaRing> you seriously look like a disturbed person
27:00 <immutable> nah
27:00 <immutable> he looks fucking epic
27:00 <simba> he looks like he dont give no fux
27:00 <unique> Hah
28:00 <unique> Don't even know your name immutable and not about to add irc randoms to my fb.
28:00 <unique> Lol
28:00 <immutable> I've told you like 4 times
29:00 <unique> Probably
29:00 <psYbR> lol
31:00 <unique> :(
31:00 <TheRiddler> rub his bishop
31:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <StrykerX> Add me!
32:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait, I've got you I think
33:00 <unique> You have?!
33:00 <StrykerX> Pretty sure
33:00 <unique> No way
33:00 <StrykerX>  <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ppqothec5jg7kkf/2015-03-12%2016-25-44.626.jpg?dl=0 this is me << Are you normal?
33:00 <StrykerX> unique, I'll pm you
34:00 <StrykerX> Hang on
34:00 <StrykerX> (On FB)
34:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he's banned from several conventions
34:00 <TokenDaRing> hugging teenagers a bit too much
34:00 <tisk> ewww
34:00 <unique> Lol
34:00 <StrykerX> rofl
35:00 <tisk> hi unique
35:00 <StrykerX> Oh
35:00 <StrykerX> You deleted me
35:00 <StrykerX> lol
35:00 <tisk> StrykerX hows the voices mate?
35:00 <StrykerX> Chris
35:00 <StrykerX> You lil junkie
35:00 <tisk> yes
35:00 <tisk> no
35:00 <StrykerX> How's your cat?
35:00 <tisk> fine
36:00 <tisk> hour to go for food
36:00 <tisk> fucken hungry
37:00 <tisk> stinky_j
37:00 <tisk> lols
37:00 <unique> I feel like a crunchie mcflurry but my arse doesn't need it :(
37:00 <tisk> oh
37:00 <tisk> big butts rule
37:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk:
37:00 <slinky_J> says u
37:00 <TokenDaRing> my steak is amazing
37:00 <tisk> kk
37:00 <slinky_J> but what about ur arse?~!!
38:00 <unique> It's fat
38:00 <tisk> pics
38:00 <immutable> eww
39:00 <StrykerX> Bullshit.
39:00 <tisk> no bullshit
39:00 <tisk> .
39:00 <immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVt9-MmOTY
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Boney M. - Daddy Cool (WDR Plattenküche 20.09.1976) Views: 403,583   Uploader: BoneyMVEVO Uploaded: Published on Dec 6, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 51 Seconds 
39:00 <simba> cant say no to that can u big boy
40:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of junkies
40:00 <StrykerX> Good evening simba
40:00 <tisk> 420
40:00 <tisk> 666
40:00 <simba> 666
40:00 <unique> slinky_J stop perving on my pics.
40:00 <tisk> pics
40:00 <tisk> where
40:00 <immutable> start perving on mine
40:00 <StrykerX> www.lemonparty.org
41:00 <unique> Yeah, perve on his.
41:00 <tisk> i dont perv i admire
41:00 <unique> Asl tisk
41:00 <tisk> melb male
41:00 <unique> You missed a bit.
41:00 <tisk> 35
42:00 <unique> Ok.
42:00 <unique> Old.
42:00 <StrykerX> tisk, I heard the RSPCA is looking for neglected animals next week
42:00 <tisk> not old
42:00 <tisk> my cats fine StrykerX
43:00 <tisk> eats heaps drinks heaps
43:00 <tisk> sleeps heaps
43:00 <simba> does it eat as much as StrykerX?
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <tisk> more
43:00 <simba> holy SHIT
43:00 <tisk> lols
43:00 <TokenDaRing> simba would eat as much as StrykerX, but he can't afford it
43:00 <simba> boyfriends here
43:00 <StrykerX> I thought dealers went alright
43:00 <StrykerX> Guess not
43:00 <Liinda> hi peeps
44:00 <simba> liisa
44:00 <unique> Stop talking about food. :/
44:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: I just had a perfectly cooked inch thick porterhouse steak
44:00 <Liinda> hey b1
44:00 <TokenDaRing> it was amazing
44:00 <TokenDaRing> diane sauce
44:00 <unique> Never eaten steak in my life.
44:00 <tisk> wtf
45:00 <simba> what
45:00 <tisk> u missing out
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hiya Liinda :) 
45:00 <TokenDaRing> well maybe there's your problem
45:00 <simba> have 1 with StrykerX he knows where 2 get em
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <unique> I don't eat red meat.
45:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: can't eat it?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I know a few people who can't digest red meat
46:00 <immutable> I eat everything
46:00 <Liinda> i love meat
46:00 <immutable> even penis
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she's afraid one of the bovines might be a relative ... the cow she is :D
46:00 <tisk> oi
46:00 <immutable> ooh
46:00 <tisk> not nice
46:00 <unique> Can't feast on relatives.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
46:00 <simba> i cant see anything
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and effening :)
47:00 <StrykerX> simba, how's Newstart? 
47:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: how was your day? What'd you get up to?
47:00 <StrykerX> Heard you lot are Abbotts next targets.
47:00 <unique> I'm a big fat heffa, can't eat my own kind. Hahaha
47:00 <StrykerX> Better save while you can.
47:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: it'd be Youth Allowance
47:00 <TokenDaRing> he's too young for Newstart
47:00 <unique> Like chicken though.
48:00 <simba> wtf is newstart
48:00 <unique> Asl simba
48:00 <simba> 69696969
48:00 <simba> younger than u xD
48:00 <unique> Look at me go, I'm like.. the asl queen.
48:00 <unique> No way, I seem to be young in here.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yes way he is
49:00 <simba> i cant believe youre young i thought you were 30 10 years ago
49:00 <Liinda> i remember once when i was the youngest persin lol
49:00 <StrykerX> simba, looking forward to W4D?
49:00 <StrykerX> :)
49:00 <simba> i genuinely dont know what that is
49:00 <unique> Me 30 10 yrs ago!?!?!?!
49:00 <StrykerX> Work for the Dole
49:00 <simba> ok
49:00 <StrykerX> unique, asl babycakez
49:00 <unique> I was 16 10 years ago.
50:00 <tisk> 26
50:00 <tisk> yumm
50:00 <StrykerX> Sorry Chris, she's not into junkies
50:00 <tisk> im not a junkie
50:00 <unique> Nearly 27. Easter sunday. Go me.
50:00 <simba> maybe shes into food junkies
50:00 <StrykerX> Nor dole bludgers
50:00 <unique> I'm not into anyone. I just like to sticky beak at irc's lack of talent.
51:00 <StrykerX> So you miss out too, simba
51:00 <simba> Quite.
51:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: she might be into weed junkies
51:00 <TokenDaRing> if so she's set here
51:00 <StrykerX> Yup
51:00 <unique> So you're younger than me simba..
51:00 <StrykerX> Simba, Chris..
52:00 <StrykerX> B1..
52:00 <simba> totes
52:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: do you like....older men?
52:00 <TokenDaRing> like
52:00 <TokenDaRing> older older
52:00 <unique> I like my husband. The end.
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <simba> owned
52:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, were you trying to hook her up with B1 or PIcard/
52:00 <StrykerX> ?
53:00 <immutable> I'm bored
53:00 <tisk> me too immutable
53:00 <immutable> do you guys have any other interests other than sex?
53:00 <tisk> music
53:00 <tisk> playstation
53:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: B1, she's too old for Picard
53:00 <unique> Cars
53:00 <tisk> nice
53:00 <simba> being unhappy and accusing people of being worse off than them
53:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <tisk> yeah im worse off
54:00 <tisk> than ppl they say
54:00 <unique> I'm not. I'm awesome.
54:00 <tisk> glad to hear
54:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: you sound like awolf now
54:00 <unique> tisk pic?
54:00 <unique> simba pic?
55:00 <tisk> of me?
55:00 <simba> unique pc4pc?
55:00 <unique> Yes.
55:00 <StrykerX> Unique is fapworthy.
55:00 <unique> What.
55:00 <simba> is that what fat loners call hot girls
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> sorry mate
55:00 <simba> ill try and be passive aggressive
55:00 <unique> I'm not even a hot girl.
56:00 <simba> just being relentless here
56:00 <StrykerX> You wanna play simba?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> simba it's ok, we don't expect much from you
56:00 <StrykerX> I'll melt you down mate.
56:00 <immutable> eehhh not really unique 
56:00 <simba>  ive been playing for like 15 mins
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <unique> Maybe it's just what they call girls in general.
56:00 <immutable> would say you're about a 7.8
56:00 <TokenDaRing> playing games and smoking weed all day isn't really taxing
56:00 <immutable> -8.2
56:00 <unique> Thanks immutable.
56:00 <simba> im not b1...
56:00 <Xzibit> pay tax
56:00 <tisk> simba fifa 15 for ps3 is 40$ atm on store
57:00 <simba> fucken buy it
57:00 <tisk> hope it stays that till i get paid
57:00 <simba> chris is on board
57:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, he's right, he isn't B1. He just smokes weed all day
57:00 <immutable> I see young people on the streets nowadays
57:00 <StrykerX> And deals at his local highschool.
57:00 <immutable> they have all their teeth and they don't spurt shit
57:00 <StrykerX> Supplement his dole payments.
57:00 <immutable> they're well dressed
57:00 <StrykerX> Not even B1 would sink that low.
58:00 <immutable> so yeah I feel bad for them
58:00 <simba> is having all your teeth and not spurting shit bad 
58:00 <immutable> it'll make all the people in this channel right jealous
59:00 <Zade> guess i am bad
59:00 <tisk> i have most my teeth but thats only cause of bracers
59:00 <tisk> but i spurt shit
59:00 <StrykerX> We know, Chris. We know.
59:00 <tisk> so i must be good
59:00 <immutable> I'm conflicted
00:00 <simba> how many have you lost chris
00:00 <immutable> I don't want to go to bed yet
00:00 <immutable> and I don't want to talk to you morons anymore
00:00 <tisk> 2 were removed for bracers
00:00 <tisk> to moulers
00:00 <simba> u rock
01:00 <tisk> if u wanna lose teeth do ice
02:00 <simba> what if u wanna gain teeth
02:00 <Picard> ello
02:00 <Zade> hello Picard
02:00 <Liinda> picard
02:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, guess he wasn't arrested yet.
02:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: harvest stem cells
02:00 <tisk> who
02:00 <tisk> picard in trouble with law?
02:00 <tisk> lols
02:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
02:00 <Picard> tisk?
02:00 <tisk> lol @ Picard
03:00 <Picard> how are u lii
03:00 <Picard> Liinda
03:00 <TNT> Linda, \o
04:00 <StrykerX> AFP are investigating.
04:00 <tisk> lols
04:00 <StrykerX> As are RSPCA
04:00 <tisk> what did he do
04:00 <tisk> oi ssshhh
04:00 <Liinda> good thx picard hows u
04:00 <Liinda> heys TNT
04:00 <unique> Waiting tisk.
04:00 <simba> oiiiiiiiiiiiiii - dizzie rascal, fix up look sharp, 2003
05:00 <British^Meat> bonkers
05:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: what are you waiting for?
05:00 <simba> noooooo
05:00 <tisk> i dont do pics
05:00 <tisk> nemore
05:00 <unique> Since you got old?
05:00 <tisk> i am just a tall skinny bloke
05:00 <TNT> Wat's been doin Liinda, still keen on the salsa?
05:00 <tisk> 9 years older than u
05:00 <tisk> thats not old
06:00 <Liinda> notmuch TNT just working. yup, lets do it
06:00 <tisk> b1 is old
06:00 <tisk> not me
06:00 <nate> b1 is cute not me
06:00 <tisk> bullshit
06:00 <Zade> lol nate
07:00 <simba> b1 is gorgeous
07:00 <TNT> Ok, in ur town or mine?
07:00 <nate> TNT blow up!
07:00 <StrykerX> lol
07:00 <TNT> Fck the pokies
07:00 <tisk> yeah u gonna blow them up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> newflash retards ... everyone gets old 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT will rig the pokies with his implants
08:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmm
08:00 <nate> b1 unless u are in hollywood
08:00 <TNT> This idiot jus won't stfu
08:00 <tisk> who
08:00 <simba> everyone gets old but some people ARE old
09:00 <simba> thats my 2cents
09:00 <Picard> old body, young mind is fine
09:00 <tisk> raise u 5cents
09:00 <nate> simba moisturises ';
09:00 <tisk> moist
09:00 <tisk> lols
09:00 <unique> I feel about 50.
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard just prefers a young body, young mine
09:00 <tisk> dam
09:00 <Picard> simba makes nate moist
10:00 <TokenDaRing> mind*
10:00 <Picard> i need a holiday
10:00 <nate> simba is a pretty name
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard going to Thailand again?
10:00 <unique> Sagging like a 50 yr old too.
10:00 <tisk> fuck ppl saying they coming 2 hours ago
10:00 <Picard> nope
10:00 <simba> it must be hard to book a flight when the media is making you so scared of flying
10:00 <Picard> new zealand 
11:00 <Picard> safer in a plane then the highway
11:00 <tisk> unique i can be ya hand bra
11:00 <tisk> :P
11:00 <unique> Gross.
11:00 <tisk> lols
11:00 <Picard> need big hands tisk
11:00 <simba> which highway
11:00 <tisk> i got big hands
11:00 <Picard> any highway
11:00 <Picard> unique E cups are hard to hold
13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10406356_1534889143400303_569600639588334344_n.jpg?oh=f395c5a43741499965a409fb9cb192ef&oe=55798B91&__gda__=1438271995_fb39cd30b02df9198bef5196ae06b21d
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I bet you like smaller boobs
15:00 <Dugnuts> i love small firm boobies
15:00 <simba> and bigger dicks
15:00 <Dugnuts> who doesnt?
17:00 <Picard> nope
17:00 <Picard> simba nothing wrong with a bit of dick
18:00 <unique> Love how my body parts have made their way into conversation.
18:00 <TNT> L83RS H83RS \o
18:00 <unique> Freaks.
18:00 <Dugnuts> yours?
19:00 <Picard> like u are not a huge freak unique
19:00 <xm> unique, you should further personalise it by giving your parts names
19:00 <unique> Or not.
19:00 <Dugnuts> i suggest helga for the left one and michelle for the right one
19:00 <unique> No.
20:00 <xm> or you can go for unromantic SKUs
20:00 <xm> BRST126
20:00 <Picard> Dugnuts no, id prefer well all them stephanie and ashley
20:00 <Picard> call*
21:00 <xm> unique, but giving them names anthropomorphizes them so people treat them with more respect
21:00 <xm> "Show us Ashley or please leave the room"
24:00 <Dugnuts> a bit friendlier than "tits or gtfo"
26:00 <Liinda> hi Dugnuts
26:00 <StrykerX> Why pretty up the facts?
26:00 <Liinda> heys xm
26:00 <xm> ey Liinda 
26:00 <Dugnuts> hi Liinda
26:00 <Dugnuts> why the two i's today?
27:00 <xm> you should get royalties from iiNet for them stealing your idea
27:00 <Liinda> I always had the 2 ii's
27:00 <Dugnuts> oh
27:00 <Dugnuts> nm then
27:00 <Liinda> reason behind it is when i was registering my name there was another Liinda
27:00 <Dugnuts> guess i just never paid attention before
27:00 <Liinda> Linda
28:00 <Liinda> and i couldnt think of another name, so just added an i
29:00 <Dugnuts> fairymuff
29:00 <Liinda> ew
30:00 <simba> what about BONECRUSHER666
30:00 <Liinda> that name was taken too simba :(
30:00 <Dugnuts> you actually checked?
30:00 <Liinda> That was first on my list
31:00 <simba> Liinda is a black metal vixen
31:00 <Liinda> Vixen is cool name
32:00 <Liinda> but not me
32:00 <tisk> subductress
32:00 <Liinda> lol
33:00 <simba> best irc nick was probably Baguette
36:00 <Liinda> FrenchStick would be good
36:00 <Liinda> but im not french
37:00 <simba> PuraMilk
37:00 <Liinda> Got milk?
37:00 <simba> what about plivent thats a good nick
38:00 <Dugnuts> thats what you say to girls with big boobies
38:00 <Liinda> i miss plivent
38:00 <Liinda> i got milk then
38:00 <simba> i wonder what he thinks a plivent is
38:00 <nate> how about boredfatty as a nick :D
38:00 <nate> yay!
38:00 <simba> very descriptive
39:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha you dont have to say yes to it
39:00 <Dugnuts> unless you actually have milk
39:00 <TheRiddler> I have lemon squid, salt n vinegar fish coctails n chips with sweet chilli n sour cream
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you're a fat cunt
40:00 <Dugnuts> thats for dinner?
40:00 <Dugnuts> or is that all day?
40:00 <Liinda> oh yum
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <TheRiddler> that's dinner
41:00 <simba> thats b1s grocery list for march
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not wrong
41:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly 2 months even
42:00 <simba> 2.5
42:00 <simba> 2.75
42:00 <TheRiddler> I've only had 1 bowl of cereal n 1 iced coffee for the day 
42:00 <unique> Night freaks :)
42:00 <TheRiddler> night
42:00 <Liinda> night under
42:00 <Liinda> oops
42:00 <Liinda> unique
42:00 <TheRiddler> udders
42:00 <TheRiddler> moo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> scared the shit out of myself the other day ... could feel the bit of the collar bone that connects to the shoulder
43:00 <Bastardly_One> under like 3 layers of clothes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who needs weapons when you can stab people with your bones
44:00 <simba> was it urs
44:00 <Liinda> you should eat TheRiddler
44:00 <TheRiddler> eat me?
44:00 <Liinda> im on a diet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, it was ... and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no ty
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> same
44:00 <Liinda> cutting down on sweets ;)
45:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sweet :(
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Liinda> haha duh
52:00 <tisk> hi amelia
52:00 <tisk> :)
52:00 <amelia> aloha
52:00 <tisk> how was your day
52:00 <amelia> AMAZING, I HAD WATERMELON
53:00 <tisk> watermelon is alright
53:00 <tisk> :)
53:00 <amelia> ...alright?
53:00 <amelia> amazing*
53:00 <TheRiddler> hai again amelia
53:00 <amelia> hai rid haihaihai how you
53:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
53:00 <TheRiddler> eating dinner
53:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
54:00 <amelia> wots for din
54:00 <amelia> jus flickin stuff
54:00 <TheRiddler> [18:39] <TheRiddler> I have lemon squid, salt n vinegar fish coctails n chips with sweet chilli n sour cream
54:00 <amelia> well otay Gordan Ramsay
54:00 <TheRiddler> llol
54:00 <amelia> who the shit are fish cocktails tho
55:00 <TheRiddler> kind of like chicken nuggets
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gordon ramsay? straight out of the packet from coles more like
55:00 <amelia> fish fingers?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you know those awful sea shanty things?
55:00 <TheRiddler> nah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen them?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're rank
55:00 <TheRiddler> they're more square shape
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the shape and size of hashbrowns
55:00 <amelia> sea shantys wot the shit are they
56:00 <amelia> isn't that a song that sailors sing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> with fuck knows what shit is in it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> rancid stuff
56:00 <amelia> mmm hasbrowns
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find a pic
56:00 <Liinda> i love that fake crab meat stuff
57:00 <Liinda> with lemon juice and finely slice celery
57:00 <Liinda> and parsley
57:00 <Liinda> om nom nom nom nom
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://iandj.com.au/~/media/Images/Brands/IAndJ/Products/01193Sea%20Shantys%203djpg.jpg?w=550&h=525&crop=1&file=
57:00 <amelia> fake crab meat?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
57:00 <amelia> ohhhh
57:00 <amelia> frozen food stuff
57:00 <amelia> yux
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they taste as bad as they look
57:00 <TheRiddler> isn't fake crab sticks like beef
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I know of them anyway
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I will stand corrected but that's what I think fish cocktails are 
58:00 <TheRiddler> nope
58:00 <amelia> oh I was thinking like prawn cocktail
58:00 <amelia> but fish
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.simplotfoodservice.com.au/Resources/WebSite/Product/Prod181.jpg
59:00 <amelia> CLUBBY PERFECT TIMING
59:00 <amelia> WE ARE SPEAKING OF FOOD
59:00 <TheRiddler> see like a chicken nugger
59:00 <amelia> your spidey sensors must have been goin off
59:00 <amelia> mmm chicken nuggets
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they are sea shanties
59:00 <amelia> they look like fish fingers in chicken nugget form
59:00 <clubsamwich> guess what i'm munching on amelia?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> without the vegetables
59:00 <clubsamwich> i mean no question makr
59:00 <clubsamwich> mark
59:00 <TheRiddler> .
59:00 <amelia> are they like frozen foods tho rid?
00:00 <nate> clubsamwich box?
00:00 <amelia> I GUESS... WATERMELON
00:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
00:00 <clubsamwich> SALAMI
00:00 <amelia> nathaniel is your name amelia
00:00 <amelia> NO
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they just look like the same shit without vegetables
00:00 <clubsamwich> nate, i wish
00:00 <TheRiddler> still taste miles better
00:00 <amelia> was watermelon right
00:00 <nate> but i waaaananna make a joke
00:00 <clubsamwich> no, i yelled salami
00:00 <amelia> oh damn you did too
00:00 <amelia> SALAMI BREATH
01:00 <clubsamwich> and next i'm thinking hot cross buns with rich, creamy butter
01:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they would wanna taste better ... sea shanties taste like fishy vomit been left in the sun for the day
01:00 <TheRiddler> I bought triple choc hot cross buns n sticky date n caramel ones
02:00 <amelia> WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF RID
02:00 <clubsamwich> is a sea shanty not just a shanty by the sea?
02:00 <TheRiddler> coles
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh the hotcross buns are woolies
02:00 <amelia> yeah see I thought a sea  shanty were songs that sailors sing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on 
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol they are
02:00 <amelia> I like the original hot x buns
02:00 <amelia> or nuttella ones are #2
02:00 <TheRiddler> I like any
03:00 <clubsamwich> i sing ya a song, a song of the sea, birds eye fish fingers
03:00 <amelia> but I will eat the whole world if I could
03:00 <Bastardly_One> those fish cocktails are the same brand as the squid right?
03:00 <TheRiddler> nutella ones are a bit of a rip for the price
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they better be tasty for the price
03:00 <amelia> are ye hungry me 'arties
03:00 <Liinda> donuts win for me ... hot x buns are too doughy
03:00 <clubsamwich> once you have the choc chip hot cross buns you can't go back to original in the same sitting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> strange how I remember the frozen fish section off by heart
03:00 <TheRiddler> yeah same brand
04:00 <amelia> you can't go past the original
04:00 <amelia> so simple
04:00 <amelia> yet soso delicious
04:00 <TheRiddler> pacific west brand
04:00 <clubsamwich> so, wait a minute here friends, is a sea shanty edible?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan of hot cross buns
04:00 <clubsamwich> i thought shanty town shanty
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I feel like I am really missing out
04:00 <Liinda> fezzlesness
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah clubsamwich they look like this
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://iandj.com.au/~/media/Images/Brands/IAndJ/Products/01193Sea%20Shantys%203djpg.jpg?w=550&h=525&crop=1&file=
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking disgusting
04:00 <Liinda> fruit doesnt belong in sweets
04:00 <Fez> liindiizzle
05:00 <TheRiddler> not the same brand as the shanties
05:00 <amelia> Liinda whaaaaaaaaaaat?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can almost smell them and shuddering
05:00 <amelia> YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT?
05:00 <Liinda> Nup, i hate ried fruit
05:00 <clubsamwich> much obliged for the link, Bastardly_One 
05:00 <Liinda> *dried
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know but he wanted to know what a sea shanty was
05:00 <amelia> wot about apple pie
05:00 <amelia> lemon meringue
05:00 <TheRiddler> banana chips
05:00 <Liinda> apple pie isnt dried fruit
05:00 <amelia> you didn't say dried fruit
05:00 <Liinda> i dont like sultana, orange rinds etc
05:00 <amelia> I thought you said fruit
05:00 <amelia> ohhhh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so no fruit cake for you then?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Me either 
05:00 <amelia> I like them yoghurt covered raisins or something
05:00 <TheRiddler> dired fruit with spices
05:00 <Liinda> I did then I said i hate dried fruit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting stuff
06:00 <TheRiddler> plum pudding
06:00 <clubsamwich> orange rinds
06:00 <TheRiddler> rum n fruit cake
06:00 <clubsamwich> what a weird thing to like and highlight
06:00 <Bastardly_One> having said that 
06:00 <clubsamwich> i like cinnamon residue on a bench top
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't mind an orange cake right now
06:00 <Liinda> donuts rock
06:00 <amelia> cinnamon is soso good for you
06:00 <Liinda> cinammon ones
07:00 <Liinda> did you know.......
07:00 <TheRiddler> I like glazed donuts
07:00 <Liinda> ANts hate cinnammon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not a big cake fan but orange sponge cake is a delight here and there
07:00 <amelia> I thought they love anything sweet
07:00 <Liinda> so if you get ants in the house, sprinkle it around
07:00 <amelia> I AM LEARNING SOSO MUCH TONIGHT
07:00 <Liinda> Nup, they hate it cos if its aroma.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or a chocolate cake and I always have a cake mix around
07:00 <amelia> ohhh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case I get despo 
07:00 <clubsamwich> if you get ants, get a shallow dish and fill it with peppermint tea, in the morning you will find the dish filled with drowned ants
07:00 <Liinda> i have a bottle of cinnammon esential oil and wipe it around
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I have eggs
08:00 <amelia> I ate ants once
08:00 <amelia> for things so little, they are freaking disgusting
08:00 <Bastardly_One> chocolate ants are nice
08:00 <Liinda> ants let off a yucky stink if you touch them.
08:00 <amelia> I was only little btw it's not like I go around eating ants
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like crunchie little tasteless nothings in choccie
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah squash an ant when you kill it
09:00 <TheRiddler> .
09:00 <Bastardly_One> your fingers smell for ages
09:00 <amelia> I used to burn them wif magnifying glass too :(
09:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, i don't care if you eat ants
09:00 <amelia> soso mean
09:00 <TheRiddler> ants are a pest
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to try to do that to flies
09:00 <TheRiddler> well some kinds
09:00 <amelia> fanks clubby I'm soso glad you are there for me
09:00 <clubsamwich> and when i'm not there for you, i'm here for you
10:00 <amelia> one time my little bro and I were burning ants & then I turned the magnifying glass on him to burn him instead
10:00 <amelia> that was a pretty fun day
10:00 <amelia> the end
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <xm> i like swatting flies and then after i hit them watching them breakdance on the table and die
10:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha xm
11:00 <simba> 4:1)
11:00 <clubsamwich> :(
12:00 <xm> i preferred social experiments over direct sadism. i'd take one ant from one nest and carry it over gently to one far away to watch the rest kill it
13:00 <amelia> bwaahahahahah you were one tapped kid
13:00 <xm> now i just IRC
13:00 <Liinda> same shit
13:00 <Liinda> different rooms
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> put a crip ant into a bloods crew
13:00 <simba> watch them swarm
14:00 <xm> it didnt make the right gang signs with its antennae
14:00 <simba> ant yakuza
14:00 <xm> it's a CRIP GET HIM!!!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what amazes me though is their strength
14:00 <Liinda> crip ant
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if they were our size they'd be superhuman
15:00 <slinky_J> srsly?
15:00 <simba> if they were our size they could jump big ben
15:00 <simba> no thats fleas
15:00 <xm> do you reckon they'd run around with capes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, I was watching some insect doco once
15:00 <clubsamwich> did you guys know ants and humans are the only animal species that domesticate other animals
15:00 <clubsamwich> ants domesticate aphids
16:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
16:00 <simba> what about kangaroos
16:00 <xm> you could argue that cats have domesticated humans
16:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, no bs
16:00 <clubsamwich> i learned it the other day
16:00 <amelia> slink I will push you in mud
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, didn't know that 
16:00 <slinky_J> no wai
16:00 <amelia> I mean it fyi
16:00 <amelia> 100%
16:00 <amelia> capiche?
16:00 <slinky_J> yup
16:00 <simba> aphid twin
16:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen ants get across water on bread crumbs?
17:00 <slinky_J> who hasnt
17:00 <xm> i want to eat honey ants. saw a documentary with abos eating their honey butts
17:00 <xm> looks yum
17:00 <slinky_J> ive seen ants carry an entire pizza off into the woods
17:00 <slinky_J> not
17:00 <amelia> BWAHAHHA
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty smart I think
17:00 <simba> have u seen an ant yacht
17:00 <xm> ive seen two crows working together to open a wheelie bin and raid it
17:00 <simba> honey butt 
17:00 <nate> xm just do it all abos eating honey outta your butt?:)
18:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha slinky_J 
18:00 <amelia> ahahahahh the smiley face at the end
18:00 <Bastardly_One> crows are fucking genius at opening stuff up right?
18:00 <clubsamwich> i've seen ants carry a picnic basket off into the woods ....in cartoons
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they wow me a bit scabbing through bins and opening stuff and discarding ... well ... rubbish
19:00 <amelia> do you sit there jus staring at ants & crows
19:00 <xm> they should train crows to sort recycled goods from rubbish in factories
19:00 <amelia> staring in amazement
19:00 <xm> staring is good... in the changerooms
19:00 <xm> not
20:00 <slinky_J> lols clubsamwich
20:00 <clubsamwich> i see crows being bullied by noisy miner birds who are like a third of the crows size, i like to think that crows being the smartest of all birds know that violence solves nothing so they don't fight back
20:00 <xm> i dont think we have Miner birds in WA but ive heard they're noisy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I like watching animals at work yeah ... i don't go out of my way though
20:00 <amelia> the fudge is a miner bird
20:00 <slinky_J> i hate the adelaide crows
20:00 <slinky_J> so shit
20:00 <clubsamwich> they should train crows to undo bikinis at beaches
20:00 <amelia> and crows are shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> i think you do have minor birds
20:00 <amelia> just above magpies
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just not the brown and yellow ones
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they're a greyish kind
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not being quoted on that but pretty sure you have a variety
21:00 <amelia> no
21:00 <clubsamwich> magpies are dicks, they drove all the bellbirds out of blackburn where i grew up
21:00 <amelia> we only have eagles
21:00 <xm> clubsamwich, then that's one more thing girls would hve to worry about. that and wearing icecream containers with drawn on faces on their heads to protect themselves from magpies
21:00 <amelia> isn't that in England
21:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha xm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the magpies in this city are pretty chilled actually
22:00 <clubsamwich> fuck i hate magpies
22:00 <slinky_J> they trained nuclear bombs to undo bikini atol
22:00 <slinky_J> im sure it's possible ;)
22:00 <amelia> couleurs is really pretty
22:00 <couleurs> hi ladies!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and seem tolerant of other birds ... at least in my specific area
22:00 <clubsamwich> couleurs is really charming
22:00 <slinky_J> you spend a lot of time watching birds
23:00 <amelia> he looks prettiest with his beret
23:00 <slinky_J> :/
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like watching birds yeah ... so?
23:00 <couleurs> hugs n kisses
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like people watching too 
23:00 <amelia> do you sit therer with binoculars
23:00 <Bastardly_One> people do all sorts of stuff when they think other people aren't paying attention
24:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I do 
24:00 <xm> if you want people to completely ignore you then pretend to be homeless. they're practically invisible
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the more dero I leave the house the more invisible I am
24:00 <Bastardly_One> true story that
25:00 <slinky_J> thank heavens for good drugs because otherwise id be trolling
26:00 <clubsamwich> i sit there with 2 toiletpaper rolls taped together
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually miss that about Melbourne ... people watching
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get some great photos and writing ideas 
26:00 <slinky_J> that's disturbing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> up here it's like 100,000 clones of the same person
26:00 <clubsamwich> any upskirt photos?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd ask people if I could take a pic 
27:00 <xm> yes, stickytape an iphone to your shoe
27:00 <amelia> YOU'D ASK PEOPLE
27:00 <Picard> what did i miss
27:00 <amelia> as if they wouldn't be all *slap* CREEPER
27:00 <slinky_J> im too stoned to bf4
27:00 <slinky_J> im not even doing anything just walking around aimlessly
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, common in Melb to take pics of the "freaks"
28:00 <clubsamwich> do you ask people with a go pro stuck to shoe while they are ahead of you on the escalators?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> tourists used to do it all the time when the punks used to hang in a certain spot
28:00 <xm> i was considering making a youtube series interviewing the local celebs that hanged around the city
28:00 <Bastardly_One> until they got sick of it and demanded money or would start taking film out of cameras
28:00 <amelia> who, aboriginal man in the gold suit?
28:00 <xm> the bird man
28:00 <amelia> ohh
28:00 <xm> the man who stands up with the sign about male discrimination
29:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha gold suit man is abo?
29:00 <xm> the black man who dances like a clown
29:00 <amelia> AHAHAAH yah clubby
29:00 <xm> there was elvis abo too with the guitar
29:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
29:00 <xm> but i was more interested in bird man
29:00 <clubsamwich> oh i thought you meant the gold statue guys
29:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne has an indian elvis
29:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
29:00 <xm> have you seen the bird man amelia ?
29:00 <amelia> they should all get together
29:00 <Bastardly_One> works at a 7/11 though
29:00 <xm> guy with the bike and basket and bird in it
29:00 <clubsamwich> those statue guys are multiplying
29:00 <amelia> nuh xm I haven't been to the city in a long time
29:00 <xm> he's always in perth and northbridge
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually sings elvis songs behind the counter
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and wears flares
30:00 <Bastardly_One> funny guy 
30:00 <Serenity> isnt there a sword swollowing guy in the city xm
30:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, do you ride a horse to work?
30:00 <amelia> haha I keep out of Perth
30:00 <xm> i ahvent seen that guy
30:00 <amelia> I sit in ma kangaroos pocket
30:00 <Serenity> im sure ther eis one
30:00 <xm> there's also that piano man in the city but he passed away recently
30:00 <amelia> that pirate guy Serenity?
30:00 <clubsamwich> are we talking melbourne city or perth?
30:00 <amelia> Perth
30:00 <Serenity> oh he died anyway
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it's the piano guy missing from Melbourne
30:00 <clubsamwich> i just assumed because we are in #melbourne
31:00 <Serenity> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/22206336/sword-swallower-matty-blade-dies/
31:00 <amelia> ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy went awol years ago
31:00 <amelia> I thought I taught you better clubs :(
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there are these two abo guys though
31:00 <simba> whoa what are the odds of having the last name blade and getting into sword swallowing
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they should be managed and put on tour
31:00 <Serenity> i know right how lucky..
31:00 <simba> what a coincidence 
31:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, you only ever taught me how to love like a human
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're really good singers and guitarists and come up here every now and again to busk and flog off their CDs
32:00 <amelia> yah I am pretty good @ that fanks
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but they would be really good in a pub while you were eating your din din kind of thing
32:00 <Bastardly_One> those two should be getting gigs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but the amount they make busking they probably wouldn't bother
33:00 <clubsamwich> so is anyone from melbourne in here?
33:00 <xm> clubsamwich, most people here are from Ballarat
33:00 <amelia> FLOWER
33:00 <amelia> forget it jus forget it
33:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha xm
33:00 <xm> but Melbourne is the closest capital city so they went with it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one is now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> except moi
34:00 <clubsamwich> IRC LIVES ....in ballarat
34:00 <Bastardly_One> CrIp doesn't count as he is never active
34:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone up here is like TheRon
34:00 <clubsamwich> well i'm in melbourne
34:00 <Bastardly_One> does that explain why I can't wait to get back to Melb?
34:00 <clubsamwich> comin' to you live from the eastern burbs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh around Crayon?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> (Croydon)
35:00 <clubsamwich> not too far from croydon, i'm in ferntree gully
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what a guess
35:00 <amelia> isn't that the cop on Blue Heelers
35:00 <amelia> Tom Croydon
35:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> all hoodlums from from Ringwood and Crayon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> Ferngully
36:00 <slinky_J> xD
36:00 <clubsamwich> i would have watched Blue Heelers if it was a show about dogs wearing cop uniforms
36:00 <Bastardly_One> go to Juice m8?
36:00 <clubsamwich> fern gully :)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> does that club still exist?
36:00 <clubsamwich> good childhood memories
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was in croydon
37:00 <clubsamwich> i've only been in FTG for 2 years odd
37:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 yrs too long
37:00 <clubsamwich> i don't go to ringwood, for reasons you've already laid out
37:00 <clubsamwich> i have to pass through it though to commute to and from the city
37:00 <amelia> ringworms
38:00 <clubsamwich> i like ferntree gully, it's quiet, green and close to dandenong ranges
38:00 <simba> i like neptune - neat little planet!!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the good old bus and train trip
39:00 <amelia> ...oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you 
39:00 <amelia> fanks fwend
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... if you're all that unlucky
39:00 <Dugnuts> its not that quiet
39:00 <Picard> sucks more to be you
40:00 <Dugnuts> when i climbed the 1000 steps i could hear traffic the whole time
40:00 <simba> bye B1{MIA}
40:00 <xm> no words, just moan
40:00 <clubsamwich> i think you could have super hearing, Dugnuts 
41:00 <clubsamwich> oooooh she's a Sassy_one 
41:00 <tisk> :)
41:00 <Sassy_one> :)
41:00 <amelia> why does backwards smiley look so creepy
41:00 <amelia> (:
42:00 <clubsamwich> (:
42:00 <British^Meat> [22:09] <Bastardly_One> bbs ... if you're all that unlucky
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <amelia> I'm going to kill you (:
42:00 <British^Meat> dudes such a toss...
42:00 <amelia> ((((:
42:00 <clubsamwich> you're right (:
43:00 <Picard> wtf microchips for workers to unlock doors and use photocpoiers
43:00 <clubsamwich> i'm not going to rape you (:
43:00 <clubsamwich> ahhhhh!!!!
43:00 <clubsamwich> run!!!!
43:00 <clubsamwich> it's like a clown smiling
43:00 <xm> i know this is your first time but dont worry it's not mine (:
43:00 <clubsamwich> wtf microwaves for workers to heat up their lunch
44:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAH quit it@#$
44:00 <tisk> :?
44:00 <Picard> the chic  is on the hand
44:00 <Picard> in*
44:00 <simba> time to chip ur kids
44:00 <simba> plant it in their wrists theyll be good 4 life
44:00 <simba> youll be like big brother only a father and way bigger
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <xm> the chip in the end will be something that will alter our DNA too
45:00 <clubsamwich> i know you said you just wanted to be friends, but remember i'm stronger than you (:
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHA
45:00 <Picard> clubsamwich wtf are u on about?
45:00 <amelia> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
45:00 <amelia> don't you worry your pretty little head Picard, don't you worry (:
45:00 <clubsamwich> Picard, you just got here, we're talking about how creepy backwards smilie looks (:
45:00 <Picard> barack obama is a muslim
46:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha amelia 
46:00 <Picard> fine
46:00 <xm> i know it's dark so i followed you as you walked home to keep you safe (:
46:00 <amelia> AHAH fine!
46:00 <clubsamwich> why don't you just lay down here and go to sleep, Picard (:
46:00 <simba> [;
46:00 <simba> ;]
46:00 <Picard> no
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: its past your bedtime
46:00 <Picard> u people scare me.
46:00 <TokenDaRing> you scare little kids
47:00 <amelia> no reason to be scared Picard (:
47:00 <Picard> im afraid of clowns
47:00 <tisk> (:)
47:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha tisk
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: would you be afraid of a horde of clowns standing outside your house?
48:00 <xm> hey i noticed on your dating profile you said you had kids. how old are they? (:
48:00 <Picard> yes
48:00 <clubsamwich> come in and sit down Picard, i'll make you a cup of tea (:
48:00 <amelia> AHAHHA
48:00 <Picard> i dont drink tea
48:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha xm
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> (:)
49:00 <xm> pig's snout
49:00 <clubsamwich> i really love animals (:
49:00 <amelia> you will drink what I tell you to drink (:
50:00 <slinky_J> mmm tea
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: what do you drink? tonic water?
50:00 <simba> mildura's finest - bee sap
50:00 <Picard> water
51:00 <clubsamwich> after all this reading the backwards smilie gives me an image of a clown smiling and turning towards the camera and darkness all around
51:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xo
51:00 <amelia> BWAAHAH
51:00 <Picard> night Liinda
51:00 <amelia> fudge that
51:00 <amelia> ni nis Liinda
51:00 <clubsamwich> mildura's finest - honey ant butts
51:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda 
51:00 <clubsamwich> bya liinda
51:00 <Picard> scotch or red wine
51:00 <Liinda> <3
52:00 <clubsamwich> scotch or red wine (:
52:00 <simba> what the fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h74ePmSnLKc
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stephen Merchant on Lip Sync Battle Views: 471,743   Uploader: LipSyncBattle Uploaded: Published on Mar 6, 2015 Duration: 0 Minutes 33 Seconds 
52:00 <Picard> :)
52:00 <Picard> will australia win the world cup?
53:00 <simba> which 1
53:00 <Picard> cricket
53:00 <clubsamwich> that was funny
53:00 <Picard> no fucking hope in soccer
53:00 <amelia> mmmm mitchy johnson
53:00 <Picard> assuming they beat india
54:00 <clubsamwich> room talks about sport ....time for those hot cross buns
54:00 <Picard> its beats morons arguing
54:00 <clubsamwich> i think i'd prefer morons arguing than sport
54:00 <xm> women's tennis (:
55:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
55:00 <Picard> well invite b1 back in
55:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAH
55:00 <couleurs> lmao i wanna c that show!!!!
55:00 <clubsamwich> you know, i'm a dope, this whole time i thought people were saying b1 from bananas in pajamas, not bastardly_one
56:00 <clubsamwich> i was thinking, who's this b1 dick?
56:00 <tisk> its bo
56:00 <clubsamwich> don't tell b1 i said that
56:00 <tisk> not b1
56:00 <amelia> ahahaha
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <amelia> rat-in-a-hat soso sneaky
56:00 <clubsamwich> are you thinking what i'm thinking b1?
56:00 <clubsamwich> i think so b2
57:00 <clubsamwich> (:
57:00 <amelia> I think I am B2
57:00 <amelia> AHAHAH
58:00 <clubsamwich> i'll have to say that later when b1 is here
58:00 <clubsamwich> see if he gets it
58:00 <Picard> night cunt
59:00 <clubsamwich> day cock
59:00 <slinky_J> bowl of vegies eaten.
00:00 <simba> idk what this show is but it seems funey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWohhABEzJQ
00:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kroll Show - Wheels Ontario - Roll With It Views: 753,002   Uploader: comedycentral Uploaded: Published on Jan 17, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 32 Seconds 
00:00 <xm> Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears,
00:00 <xm> 'cos on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares! 
01:00 <xm> i always thought it was catch them underwears
02:00 <clubsamwich> me too
02:00 <slinky_J> ehehehehe simba
02:00 <clubsamwich> i think most people thought that
02:00 <amelia> WTF it wasn't underwears?!?!?
02:00 <couleurs> peace oot tunes
02:00 <xm> i looked over the fence and saw your underwear on the ground so i picked them up for you (:
02:00 <clubsamwich> it makes sense, b1 and b2 are so hot for each other
02:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAA
02:00 <clubsamwich> it's obscene
02:00 <amelia> pls stop bwahahahahaha
02:00 <simba> ocarina of rhyme
03:00 <clubsamwich> bananas in pajamas are the original panty thieves 
04:00 <xm> clubsamwich, that's why they're wearing prison stripes (:
04:00 <simba> that show promoted genetically grown fruit
04:00 <simba> not cool
04:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha xm
04:00 <simba> those bananas were not canon
04:00 <xm> science and technology is heading in the wrong direction. im afraid of the day i go fruit shopping and they all talk to me saying pick me pick me
05:00 <xm> we've got to destroy those CSIRO labs
09:00 <clubsamwich> who wants a banana (:
11:00 <clubsamwich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbepN4dKLbU&feature=youtu.be
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: warm it up exe That's a 10! Views: 2,263,280   Uploader: h3h3Productions Uploaded: Published on May 12, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 28 Seconds 
11:00 <simba> u fucken albatross
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <clubsamwich> cover all 9000 taste buds slpslpslpslpslpslp!!!!
16:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: AronChupa - I'm an Albatraoz (Official Music Video) Views: 107,083,744   Uploader: AronChupaVEVO Uploaded: Published on Oct 13, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 29 Seconds 
18:00 <couleurs> MoranChuppaChupVEVO
21:00 <simba> alienated++++++++++TERMINATED.GOLDFISH
22:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))
22:00 <clubsamwich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIE ANTWOORD - UGLY BOY Views: 18,539,664   Uploader: ZEFRECORDZ Uploaded: Published on Nov 4, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 53 Seconds 
22:00 <nate> a larger nick, gets u larger ladies ;D
22:00 <simba> wuz pappin nigga --------- black guy to a friend
22:00 <couleurs> what did u have for a eats 2 day every1
22:00 <alienated-obliteration-romeo> simba!!!!
23:00 <clubsamwich> i had vegatarian curry with rice from the hari krishna place in melbourne
23:00 <clubsamwich> then japanese for dinner
23:00 <couleurs> boy or girl
23:00 <clubsamwich> breakfast was toast and eggs
24:00 <clubsamwich> i ate 2 boys and 1 girl
25:00 <couleurs> cool mcgool
30:00 <simba> GREEN eggs and ham
32:00 <couleurs> Bye Bozos
33:00 <clubsamwich> cya couleurs 
33:00 <couleurs> no i meant Dugnuts n amelia
34:00 <clubsamwich> i was talking to the other couleurs 
34:00 <couleurs> Ok
36:00 <clubsamwich> cya couleurs and the other couleurs 
36:00 <couleurs> gaybo
37:00 <nate> catch him kissing a guy?:)
38:00 <couleurs> yes it was u nate!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-q6t7OHsM4
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pinto "Wahin" FT Dani Alves & Mario Baro - Eres Especial #VeAPorTusSueños    Uploader: VeAporTusSuenosTV Uploaded: Published on Mar 25, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 34 Seconds 
40:00 <simba> alves looks like a total cokehead
43:00 <couleurs> lmao
43:00 <couleurs> wtf
44:00 <couleurs> they look like homoes
44:00 <simba> pintos rappin and weise's wrasslin
45:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJo2f_i9BkU
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Johnny Ruffo - On Top Views: 1,218,644   Uploader: JohnnyRuffoVEVO Uploaded: Published on Jun 14, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 52 Seconds 
45:00 <nate> ahhh :D
53:00 <couleurs> haaa :D
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvweu_xw8Sc
53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ripple (the church  Priest = Aura) Views: 7,930   Uploader: dadaist2011 Uploaded: Published on Jun 28, 2012 Duration: 6 Minutes 25 Seconds 
53:00 <nate> whats your makeout music b1?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I have any
56:00 <Bastardly_One> best fucking music though?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the Loud Love album by Soundgarden
57:00 <nate> omy ;p
57:00 <nate> lets go prodigy as my sexy music
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0xosEFe8Ik
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Soundgarden - Loud Love Views: 418,274   Uploader: SoundgardenVEVO Uploaded: Published on May 29, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 59 Seconds 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> flashbacks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to when it came out
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, good times ... bring back the mid 80s to mid 90s
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