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02:00 <British^Meat> Loof sux
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree
03:00 <elcobra> asl?
03:00 <British^Meat> ur face
04:00 <under> simba: 
04:00 <under> lol @ liverpool
06:00 <British^Meat> soton v chelsea
10:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking men.
11:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: ?
12:00 <under> what's up?
12:00 <Dugnuts> Fucking women
12:00 <Dugnuts> fuck them
13:00 <elcobra> asl?
13:00 <under> O_O
14:00 <elcobra> ...
15:00 <Dugnuts> who are you talking to?
16:00 <DemonsRun> TokenDaRing: sick of being hassled for sex when he knows I'm fucking sick
17:00 <TokenDaRing> ahhhh
17:00 <TokenDaRing> give him a sock
17:00 <under> DemonsRun: he's stupid. that's obv.
17:00 <Dugnuts> be more worried when he stops hassling you for sex DemonsRun
17:00 <DemonsRun> Been there dealt with that.
18:00 <DemonsRun> He's frustrated. Gone from whenever to never. 
18:00 <Dugnuts> never?
18:00 <DemonsRun> For like... 3 weeks
18:00 <Dugnuts> you never put out?
18:00 <Dugnuts> ouch
18:00 <DemonsRun> I'm pregnant idiot, of course he gets sex.
18:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh pregnant
19:00 <Dugnuts> i see
19:00 <Dugnuts> although ever pregnant girl ive known tends to get ridiculously horny
19:00 <Dugnuts> like waking me up 3 times a night for sex
19:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah in the 2nd trimester maybe.
19:00 <DemonsRun> Not dealing with the nausea.
19:00 <Dugnuts> ohh
20:00 <Dugnuts> you are in the minority who gets morning sickness huh?
20:00 <Dugnuts> that sucks
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts talking like he's experienced being pregnant and is an expert
21:00 <Dugnuts> no, i just read a lot of stuff
21:00 <Dugnuts> well sorry, most do get it at some point
21:00 <Dugnuts> but its only about a 3rd who have it for extended periods
23:00 <DemonsRun> pictard: you're now on ignore so you can stop sending me messages.
24:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
24:00 <DemonsRun> TokenDaRing: who the fuck is Dugnuts ?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: he's a retard
24:00 <TokenDaRing> well, Dugnuts and pictard both
24:00 <DemonsRun> Oh righto
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh come on
24:00 <DemonsRun> I got that much.
24:00 <TokenDaRing> pictard is a spastic who's been telling me he's going to trace me down and bash me
24:00 <Dugnuts> im just a guy who likes to talk
24:00 <DemonsRun> LOL 
24:00 <partay> LOL
25:00 <Dugnuts> i dont pick on anyone
25:00 <Loof> zionists are not true jews!
25:00 <DemonsRun> I'd like to see that.
25:00 <DemonsRun> Sleeeeeeep
25:00 <DemonsRun> Night cunts
26:00 <DemonsRun> Night TokenDaRing 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> see ya
28:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha awesome
28:00 <Dugnuts> new deep space 69
28:00 <Dugnuts> been waiting for this
12:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/TBUbO.jpg
13:00 <Dugnuts> you say crazy
13:00 <Dugnuts> but ive been threatened with violence for sounding smart
14:00 <Dugnuts> so i think it should be intimidating
16:00 <Loof> sup slowmover :)
16:00 <Dugnuts> would you class yourself as attractive to anyone Slowmover?
16:00 <Slowmover> ey Loof 
17:00 <Dugnuts> im curious as to whether i could sell the vid of you stretching in slowmo
17:00 <Slowmover> Dugnuts .... women :)
17:00 <Dugnuts> do you think they would pay to watch you stretch?
17:00 <Dugnuts> you would have to either be super famous or super good looking to earn a buck that way
18:00 <Slowmover> depends what was stretching
18:00 <Dugnuts> ... your body
18:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
18:00 <Dugnuts> girls dont really pay to see cock
18:00 <nate> buttox
18:00 <Dugnuts> it has to be body
19:00 <nate> does Dugnuts live in the real world :D
19:00 <Dugnuts> yes
19:00 <Dugnuts> i do
19:00 <Dugnuts> do you?
19:00 <Dugnuts> crazy motherfucker
19:00 <Slowmover> they would pay to have me teach them dance :)
20:00 <pictard> hey Dugnuts
20:00 <Dugnuts> there you go then
20:00 <Dugnuts> sup pictard
20:00 <Dugnuts> still annoying are you?
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: [00:20:00] <pictard> ur in for it now dickhead
21:00 <TokenDaRing> so yes
21:00 <TokenDaRing> he is
21:00 <Kynetic> in for a penny in for a pound
22:00 <Loof> a pound for a penny?
22:00 <Loof> yes please
22:00 <Dugnuts> how did i not get that?
22:00 <Dugnuts> was it just for you TokenDaRing?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> he pm'd it to mee
22:00 <TokenDaRing> me*
22:00 <Dugnuts> i se
22:00 <Dugnuts> see
22:00 <Kynetic> damn
22:00 <Kynetic> i love popcorn
22:00 <TokenDaRing> he's been saying he's going to track me down all evening
22:00 <Dugnuts> i remember picard from #perth
22:00 <Kynetic> but i hate getting slivers of popcorn stuck in my teeth :/
22:00 <Loof> it's actually pretty good for you
22:00 <Dugnuts> he was an annoying dick there too
22:00 <Loof> if you don't cover it in salt and butter
23:00 <Kynetic> i use olive oil spray and finely ground salt
23:00 <Loof> nice
24:00 <Loof> moving to launceston
24:00 <Loof> cant wait
24:00 <Loof> fuck melbourne and it's meth
25:00 <Dugnuts> really?
25:00 <Dugnuts> cant say ive had a problem with it
25:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure you just have fucked up friends loof
28:00 <Kynetic> yeah the meth in melbourne is pretty shit
28:00 <Kynetic> those tassie guys really know how to cook it
28:00 <Kynetic> ;D
30:00 <Loof> yeah check the last page, bet you wont: http://www.suncorpgroup.com.au/sites/default/files/pdf/news/Media%20Release_Family%20Friendly_NATIONAL.pdf
31:00 <Loof> lowest crime in australia
31:00 <Kynetic> yeah.. but thats because noone wants to live there
31:00 <Kynetic> :P
31:00 <Loof> good
32:00 <Loof> that's a good thing
32:00 <Kynetic> oh so youre a fkn hermit
32:00 <Kynetic> i see how it is
32:00 <Kynetic> :P
32:00 <Loof> yeah i tried to be cival
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Launceston has nothing job wise
32:00 <Loof> civil?
32:00 <Kynetic> civil
32:00 <Loof> k
32:00 <Kynetic> why not just move to adelaide
33:00 <Kynetic> its equal 5th on that chart
33:00 <Kynetic> and its way cooler than launceston
33:00 <Loof> weed capital
33:00 <Loof> just what i need
34:00 <Kynetic> pfft
34:00 <Kynetic> weed is everywher
34:00 <Kynetic> if you want to quit weed just quit it
34:00 <Kynetic> fuck i could get weed with a phone call but i havent smoked it in nearly 2 months now
34:00 <Loof> 5 days for me
34:00 <Kynetic> fkn delivered and everything
34:00 <Loof> want it to stay that way
35:00 <pictard> Loof come kiss me
35:00 <Kynetic> so.. trust me its not like cunts are walking around smoking spliffs on the street Loof
35:00 <Kynetic> ive lived in adelaide
35:00 <Kynetic> its pretty much like melbourne except smaller and way more organised as far as streets go
36:00 <Loof> i want somewhere with just old people
36:00 <Kynetic> move to nambour
36:00 <Kynetic> in qld
36:00 <Kynetic> its basically a huge retirement village
36:00 <Loof> interesting
36:00 <Loof> i'll check it out
37:00 <Kynetic> anyone young who lives there gets the fuck out as soon as they can
37:00 <Loof> nice
37:00 <Loof> low violent crimerate?
37:00 <Loof> would be actually
38:00 <Kynetic> sunshine coast is 20th on your list
38:00 <Kynetic> mind you the sunshine coast covers a fairly large area
38:00 <Kynetic> of which nambour is a relatively small part
39:00 <Kynetic> id bet most of the crime would occur in the coastal towns
39:00 <Kynetic> which are all tourist traps
40:00 <Loof> soon as everyone finds out about the most livable lowest crime areas every cunt moves there and it becomes a high crime area
40:00 <Loof> it's not that i'm a hermit
03:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/DR91Rj1ZN1M
08:00 <pictard> Loof one day i hope for peace in your life
09:00 <TNT> Soup
11:00 <TNT> Hey Jamie
11:00 <TNT> I'm in the dollar a week rental town
12:00 <TNT> Jus got up, got here at half past four after all day trip from Lismore
13:00 <TNT> Fckn 100 bux a week here for a hotel room
14:00 <TNT> I'm like second town across from Moree
15:00 <TNT> Across from Moree towards Lismore/Grafton
24:00 <pictard> hi TNT
24:00 <TNT> Elloy \o
24:00 <TNT> Ellou*
36:00 <TNT> K, laters
53:00 <pictard> thank fuck
57:00 <pictard> dont any of you feel a relief?
57:00 <pictard> like  areal one?
57:00 <pictard> a hard serious one
57:00 <pictard> a real relif
57:00 <pictard> a real one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
47:00 <guest73> how is everyone tonite
50:00 <pictard> great hoiw are u
54:00 <guest73> yeh not bad
56:00 <under> :)
46:00 <under> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
46:00 <under> this video is too cool lol
45:00 <zaim> http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aOb3jBr_460s.jpg
51:00 <milk> http://www.smh.com.au/national/joe-hockey-defamation-trial-treasurer-watches-dissection-of-his-own-crucifixion-20150312-142lr8.html
55:00 <British^Meat> sounds boring
55:00 <British^Meat> not clickin
12:00 <simba> glue
22:00 <British^Meat> video cassette player
24:00 <slinky_J> Harrison Motorcar
29:00 <simba> dont
46:00 <British^Meat> simba got his wii u today
46:00 <British^Meat> what a guy
47:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey Hey my lovely zaim
47:00 <zaim> X
48:00 <Nikky`> I got my hair done today - *twirls*
48:00 <zaim> which hair
48:00 <slinky_J> simba u got wii u?
48:00 <slinky_J> get bayonetta 2 and tell me how it is!
48:00 <Nikky`> Only hair I have..top of my head :P
49:00 <zaim> ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
49:00 <slinky_J> the real zaim!
49:00 <zaim> one and only.
49:00 <slinky_J> lolz
50:00 <zaim> wii me
50:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
50:00 <slinky_J> wii u plz wii me?
50:00 <slinky_J> I'm watching FURY
50:00 <Nikky`> I'd love to give zaim a right good wii
50:00 <slinky_J> pretty lame film
50:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
50:00 <zaim> id love to give u my wii
50:00 <zaim> loliez
50:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha lel
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <slinky_J> sexi
51:00 <slinky_J> 12pm and already teh porn chat is happenin!
52:00 <Nikky`> How zaim and I roll
52:00 <Nikky`> He will be mine one day, he doesnt know it but he will be
53:00 <slinky_J> hahaha 
53:00 <slinky_J> "I like your eyes, one day they will be mine."
54:00 <zaim> OMG WHAT HAPPENED
55:00 <Nikky`> You missed a lot 
55:00 <slinky_J> she done had your babby!
55:00 <slinky_J> !!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <zaim> oh my
55:00 <zaim> iks it a boy?
55:00 <slinky_J> Named it stinky_jellybeans
55:00 <slinky_J> yep
55:00 <slinky_J> poopin marshmellows!
56:00 <slinky_J> that's how I figure babies work.
56:00 <simba> nah gamecube is still betta xD
56:00 <slinky_J> u got wii u simba?
56:00 <slinky_J> stahp
56:00 <simba> what am i getting dc for
57:00 <slinky_J> when the sega megadrive comes out
57:00 <slinky_J> i am gettin sonicz
57:00 <simba> im not joking
57:00 <slinky_J> O_o
57:00 <slinky_J> reminds me i gotta make sure next time i see mum she brings my wii around
57:00 <simba> yeah do it get smash bros get good
57:00 <slinky_J> 3rd wii lol
58:00 <simba> join tourneys
58:00 <simba> battle me
58:00 <simba> lose money
58:00 <slinky_J> yer?
58:00 <simba> do it again
58:00 <slinky_J> wii games so cheap
58:00 <slinky_J> and I want mario again
58:00 <slinky_J> loved galaxy 1 and 2
58:00 <simba> u should never sell a nintendo console u always regret it
58:00 <slinky_J> well I still have NES
58:00 <slinky_J> and my x took my snes
58:00 <slinky_J> :(
58:00 <simba> thats balla
59:00 <slinky_J> this wii is white, I shoulda kept the black one (my second wii)
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> traded it for xbox 360 shit
59:00 <slinky_J> i wish gba games worked with 2ds man
00:00 <slinky_J> I have this bruce lee game that owns :P, got every gba game I bought cept ssf2 turbo
01:00 <simba> golden sun wouldnt mind playing thru dat properly
01:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: golden sun is amazing
01:00 <TokenDaRing> but god that fucking intro takes FOREVER
02:00 <slinky_J> iunno i dont really have any more xbox games I want to buy so its either ps4 or wii u
02:00 <simba> i played through about half on the DS one but stopped to play thru them in order
02:00 <simba> but 1 of those games i need to dedicate a year to
02:00 <slinky_J> there was this one ds game I got off of tobes
02:00 <slinky_J> some ninja game
03:00 <slinky_J> like kind've above view, forget what it was called
03:00 <slinky_J> had to stealth around and lay traps
03:00 <slinky_J> was sick
03:00 <British^Meat> no way GC > Wii U stop lyin 
03:00 <simba> shinobi
03:00 <slinky_J> not shinobi!
03:00 <simba> idk
03:00 <slinky_J> i always think that but it wasnt
03:00 <slinky_J> :/
06:00 <simba> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s600x600/10388561_10205291372940382_1037576843418922370_n.jpg?oh=cae5502d5af3f9197f6b61c8303f844e&oe=5586BBE7
06:00 <slinky_J> kinky
32:00 <slinky_J> well the gaming excitement lasted long!
32:00 <slinky_J> wooo
56:00 <simba> wooo
56:00 <simba> every 1 got smash yet
13:00 <Dugnuts> its 2pm
15:00 <Dugnuts> heh
29:00 <slinky_J> i haz had a few beers
29:00 <slinky_J> not smash
24:00 <TheRon> short match fez
26:00 <Fez> lol,.. it will be
26:00 <Fez> time to catch the f1 quali
26:00 <Fez> will they make 95?
29:00 <couleurs> Go THe SoCCeRoNs
31:00 <simba> Go THe SoCCeRoNs
31:00 <couleurs> suck it chelsea go psg w00t ep1c w1n
35:00 <simba> psg n juve going thru
35:00 <simba> west ham gonna beat arsena
35:00 <couleurs> NOOOOoooOOooOoooooOOooooooOoooooOooo
35:00 <simba> spurs gonna beat mancs
36:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/UnitedUnluckyArctichare
37:00 <simba> brill
37:00 <simba> was that kaka
37:00 <couleurs> kaka!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <simba> vs mignolet XD
37:00 <TheRon> car car??
38:00 <fest> fifa sucks
38:00 <couleurs> xD
38:00 <simba> go home fest ur drunk on DMT
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/L9GCGq2.png
38:00 <couleurs> LoL
38:00 <fest> do me up
38:00 <simba> llllllllllll
40:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/DelectableContentAldabratortoise
40:00 <couleurs> hahaha
42:00 <simba> wtf
42:00 <simba> thats worse than a league
42:00 <fest> u are
43:00 <couleurs> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1104322249579754
43:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!
46:00 <simba> hummels amaesing
46:00 <Fez> how is that
46:00 <fest> where is pieter?
47:00 <TheRon> in rehab hopefully
49:00 <TheRon> fez7 down
49:00 <TheRon> it's a batsmans paradise
50:00 <TheRon> any breasts at the f1?
50:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/5O47mMZIkrA
50:00 <couleurs> very informative video
51:00 <TheRon> about breasts?
51:00 <couleurs> vagines
52:00 <slinky_J> FURY movie sucked
52:00 <slinky_J> amen
52:00 <Fez> how much did we pay them?
53:00 <slinky_J> hookers?
53:00 <slinky_J> heaps
53:00 <Fez> i mean,.. afghanastan beat scotland..
53:00 <Fez> that says a lot
53:00 <slinky_J> want the money returned now the expedition is over.
53:00 <slinky_J> I got crabs!
53:00 <fest> fury sucks? what about it?
53:00 <slinky_J> all that swimming in the sea.
53:00 <slinky_J> ;)
53:00 <TheRon> crab meat is the best
54:00 <slinky_J> yer bro
54:00 <Fez> i prefer cow meat
54:00 <slinky_J> down from me ronnies
54:00 <slinky_J> grange beach
54:00 <slinky_J> catch crabs with ur toes bro
54:00 <fest> crab meat is great
54:00 <slinky_J> easy as ;)
54:00 <slinky_J> swim out a bit grab mussells
54:00 <TheRon> great as a nibbles for a dinner party
54:00 <slinky_J> or go down norlunga
54:00 <fest> octopus is great too
54:00 <slinky_J> n illegaly catch fish and pinch abalone
54:00 <slinky_J> :P
54:00 <slinky_J> octopus is yum as
54:00 <slinky_J> pickled :P
56:00 <TheRon> i had octopus balls at this jap restaurant i went to
56:00 <fest> pickled in what?
56:00 <slinky_J> is y i love greek food
56:00 <slinky_J> best octypussheh
57:00 <TheRon> fez binger is on
57:00 <slinky_J> now i want a huge ammount of food dammit!!!
57:00 <TheRon> i had qtr chicken and chips for lunch
01:00 <Fez> looks like theyll make a tonne
01:00 <TheRon> damn
01:00 <Fez> 7/97
01:00 <Fez> should be 57 all out
01:00 <TheRon> how many overs do starc and johnno have left??
02:00 <Fez> oh only 95
02:00 <TheRon> 8
02:00 <Fez> 8/95
04:00 <TheRon> a few head hunters from starc and johnno would clean this up
08:00 <Fez> nah
08:00 <Fez> bowl at the stumps
08:00 <Fez> could all be over in 2 deliveries
09:00 <TheRon> australia has to intimidate these small countries so they never wanna play cricket again
09:00 <slinky_J> hot out
09:00 <slinky_J> i wana walk to shops n buy mi gorengs
10:00 <slinky_J> :P to stir fry wit!
10:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:00 <slinky_J> SO HOT
10:00 <Devil45> its not hot today. unless you consider 30C hot
10:00 <TheRon> MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!
13:00 <Fez> scotland could still make 300
14:00 <slinky_J> there's this place in scotland
14:00 <slinky_J> where you can eat frozen seal pewp
14:00 <TheRon> one over from starc would fix this
18:00 <TheRon> can i take order please?
18:00 <TheRon> city beef or the city chicken?
22:00 <Fez> wb breast man
23:00 <Fez> fk the rain
25:00 <TheRon> breasts?
28:00 <couleurs> Go THe SCoTLaNRoNs
31:00 <couleurs> i can hear teh F1 plane 
31:00 <couleurs> world war 3 is finally hear!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <couleurs> TeST
35:00 <couleurs> AM i ONLiNe
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <couleurs> woo_hoo
39:00 <couleurs> bean online rockz
39:00 <TheRon> i like irc you can have really interesting conversations
41:00 <couleurs> agreed.
41:00 <TheRon> breasts?
42:00 <couleurs> vagines
43:00 <Fez> breasts!
43:00 <Fez> f1 breasts
44:00 <TheRon> grid breasts?
44:00 <Fez> mmm
44:00 <Fez> 2015 formula 1 rolex australian grand prix breasts
45:00 <TheRon> bigguns?
45:00 <Fez> yes please
45:00 <Fez> rain delay breasts
46:00 <TheRon> tasmanian breasts?
47:00 <Fez> breasts with 2 nipples?
47:00 <TheRon> 3 breasts with 4?
48:00 <Fez> 3 beasts with 6
48:00 <TheRon> boag's draught, light on the fizz so you can slam it down fast
48:00 <Fez> like a cat
49:00 <TheRon> not my bag
49:00 <Fez> hairy?
50:00 <TheRon> bad breast
51:00 <Fez> is there such a thing?
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <TheRon> couleurs: breast
53:00 <couleurs> Ok
53:00 <Fez> cricket!!!
53:00 <Fez> live play
54:00 <Fez> didnt i say bowl at the stumps?
54:00 <Fez> starc made me look like a genius
00:00 <couleurs> I'm Saxy n I Know It
01:00 <British^Meat> cum
02:00 <slinky_J> YEAH BOY
02:00 <slinky_J> 3 bucks get 10 noodle things
02:00 <slinky_J> just without the gay sachet shit
02:00 <slinky_J> woot
02:00 <doctor> theyre alright to eat raw
03:00 <couleurs> WWE RAW
03:00 <slinky_J> haha yea
03:00 <TheRon> i think i'm turning japanese i really think so
03:00 <slinky_J> nah needed some noodles to stir fry with
03:00 <slinky_J> like I went over rice noodes but these, get way more out for 3 bucks
03:00 <slinky_J> :P
04:00 <slinky_J> rice noodlez ftw wit broth
04:00 <slinky_J> good ol azn style yumness
04:00 <couleurs> FORMERULAR OEN
06:00 <TheRon> rush for the change of atmosphere
08:00 <British^Meat> see this kid simba........? https://youtu.be/pFlcqWQVVuU
08:00 <British^Meat> that could be you
10:00 <TheRon> go victory
10:00 <TheRon> 3-0
11:00 <TheRon> couleurs: victory has a v in it
11:00 <couleurs> nice.
12:00 <TheRon> like bvb
13:00 <couleurs> agreed.
15:00 <TheRon> too early for khe sanh??
29:00 <Fez> khe sahn is like breasts
29:00 <Fez> never too early
29:00 <Fez> never have enough
50:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valerie
51:00 <MrMark> its me!!
51:00 <TheRon> dear god!
52:00 <MrMark> no its just me
52:00 <MrMark> god couldnt make it this evening
52:00 <TheRon> with a rebel yell she cried more more more
56:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
00:00 <TheRon> hello
00:00 <bee_girl> evening TheRon
01:00 <TheRon> how goes it?
06:00 <TheRon> go storm
08:00 <Fez> did australia win?
08:00 <TheRon> not yet
08:00 <Fez> oh good
08:00 <Fez> i was watching the f1s
08:00 <TheRon> 1 hour after tea
09:00 <TheRon> less than
09:00 <TheRon> clarke and watto getting time in the middle
10:00 <TheRon> inda 4 for for 106 267 overs chasing 287
10:00 <TheRon> 27 overs
10:00 <TheRon> upset brewing?
11:00 <MrMark> damn cricket
12:00 <TheRon> damn you!
12:00 <TheRon> MrMark: do you like breasts?
14:00 <TheRon> big me to talk about it.........
15:00 <Fez> should i be at the pub?
15:00 <Nikky`> No
15:00 <TheRon> hows the fridge looking?
16:00 <Fez> non alcoholic
16:00 <TheRon> hits from the bong?
16:17 Topic Is: Welcome to #Melbourne: Please enjoy the chat. Take some time to read our rules they will be a guide to the room http://wearecunts.com/melbourne.html <- rules. Enjoy :)))
16:17 Set By: (Serenity) on: Fri Feb 27 01:09:42 2015
17:00 <TheRon> sorry listening to cypress hill
18:00 <Nikky`> You should be sorry
18:00 <Grim> come on Zimmers
18:00 <TheRon> damn it woman
18:00 <Nikky`> Yes?
18:00 <TheRon> is james taylor better?
19:00 <Fez> theron likes breasts
19:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00 <Fez> and i do not lie
19:15 Join: milk ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:49 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
20:00 <TheRon> they're magical
20:00 <Fez> should i go out for dinner?
20:00 <British^Meat> yes
20:00 <Fez> burger king is nice
20:00 <TheRon> steak?
20:00 <Fez> pizza?
21:00 <TheRon> steak?
21:00 <Fez> parma?
22:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm steak
22:00 <doctor> chicken breasts are a good source of protein
22:00 <Nikky`> with lots of vegies
22:00 <doctor> vegies are good
22:00 <TheRon> inxs / jimmy barnes - good times
22:00 <Fez> john farnham and jimmy do a duet
23:00 <Fez> its rather romantic
23:00 <TheRon> when something is wrong with my baby
23:00 <fest> Fez whats for dinner?
23:00 <TheRon> something is wrong with me
23:00 <TheRon> he's having subway
24:00 <Fez> mcsubwayfc rooster jack
25:00 <slinky_J> sup token
25:00 <Fez> scotland for the win?
25:00 <TheRon> some dodgy vietnamese food?
25:00 <slinky_J> hahaa naw
25:00 <slinky_J> like
25:00 <slinky_J> im back on my diet ronnies
25:00 <slinky_J> do have azn sauces!
25:00 <TheRon> a hooker then a kebab??
25:00 <Fez> i want coles for dinner
26:00 <slinky_J> bought like 10 packs of mi goreng noodles for 3 bux just they dont have the sachets
26:00 <slinky_J> ive said this 3 times now
26:00 <slinky_J> but 3 bucks for 3 wicked for stir fry
26:00 <slinky_J> i was gonna get rice noodles but eh
26:00 <Fez> comp[laining on irc helps the situation
26:00 <fest> mi goreng not healthy
26:00 <Fez> glorios irc :)
27:00 <doctor> my gorran
30:00 <TheRon> skid row - remember you
36:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1426087806153.webm
37:00 <British^Meat> idgi
38:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
38:00 <British^Meat> no
39:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
40:00 <Dugnuts> enjoying your saturday?
41:00 <TheRon> beer on!
43:00 <zaim> lol timmy trumpet
43:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to wuthering heights and i like it
46:00 <Dugnuts> wha
47:00 <Dugnuts> you are definitely one of the stranger folks ive seen on here TheRon
47:00 <TheRon> bra
47:00 <TheRon> boring to be normal
47:00 <Dugnuts> i guess so
48:00 <Dugnuts> but what is normal?
48:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think there is one
48:00 <TheRon> chris?
48:00 <TheRon> pieterr?
49:00 <beehhh> homeless folks
49:00 <TheRon> eamon - fuck it, would that be appropriate at a wedding?
49:00 <beehhh> flavio kicked imon out of his kensington home last night
50:00 <Dugnuts> not amon!
51:00 <Dugnuts> wait
51:00 <Dugnuts> not imon!
51:00 <Dugnuts> damned flavio
51:00 <TheRon> flavio the most beautiful man in the cosmos?
51:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7190Wyt8dmg
51:00 <Dugnuts> thats fabio
52:00 <Dugnuts> flavio is a name beeh just made up
52:00 <TheRon> makes sense
53:00 <beehhh> step right up cunts stop hiding behind girls closet
53:00 <TheRon> i'm bringing sexyback, them other boys don't know how to act
54:00 <beehhh> Justine baibe
54:00 <beehhh> im planning for a soi holiday's at pattaya
54:00 <beehhh> with my tranny gf
55:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3JWRAEjSQ
56:00 <Dugnuts> do you really have a tranny gf?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: he can't get any other
56:00 <TokenDaRing> no one else will touch him
56:00 <TheRon> yes and he inflates it
56:00 <Dugnuts> TokenDaRing: im asking coz im doubtful he has a tranny gf
56:00 <Dugnuts> they tend to go for buff fuckers
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: no he actually has a ladyboi girlfriend
56:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
57:00 <TokenDaRing> she's just using him to get out of borneo, though
57:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
57:00 <Dugnuts> so not really then
57:00 <Dugnuts> just like a mail order bride isnt a real wife
57:00 <TokenDaRing> she's also fucking around on him
57:00 <TokenDaRing> for money
57:00 <Dugnuts> if you pay for them, they are just whores
58:00 <beehhh> no women no cry
58:00 <TokenDaRing> women make him cry apparently
58:00 <TheRon> the most honest profession
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I think it's because women with confidence don't take his shit
58:00 <beehhh> i have a betting feelings eventually TokenDaRing, will sponsor norell to straya
58:00 <Dugnuts> i dont have a prob with whores
58:00 <Dugnuts> but when they are whores pretending to be gfs
58:00 <Dugnuts> or wives
58:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you can't sponser anyone anywhere
58:00 <Dugnuts> thats where i draw the line
59:00 <beehhh> yes i can if they want to live in IS territori
59:00 <beehhh> 21
59:00 <TokenDaRing> IS territory?
00:00 <Dugnuts> islamic state
00:00 <TheRon> i want to nuke the middle east, who's with me?
00:00 <beehhh> pattaya street
00:00 <beehhh> the whole lot!
00:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: do you support iS?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> IS*
00:00 <beehhh> course i do they are keeping the population in a balance
01:00 <TokenDaRing> ASIO take out this pile of human trash
01:00 <beehhh> too many cocks too many breeders
01:00 <TheRon> why can't is just accept we all pray to the same god
01:00 <beehhh> there is now god btw
02:00 <TheRon> i think the jews are the ones going to heaven
02:00 <TheRon> everybody else got it wrong
02:00 <beehhh> one bullied boy from melbourne was a victim by the people like TokenDaRing
03:00 <beehhh> later he died in bagdad
03:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: where's Norell?
03:00 <TheRon> deflated under his bed
04:00 <beehhh> shes sleeping doing night shift
04:00 <TokenDaRing> is she not with you?
04:00 <beehhh> shes in my heart why
04:00 <TokenDaRing> she's not real
05:00 <milk> please no more pics
05:00 <beehhh> did i ask your mom's phone number than please dont cut my cheese
05:00 <TokenDaRing> that doesn't even make sense
05:00 <TokenDaRing> you butt nugget
06:00 <milk> I invented rude people on the internet
06:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D8JUjJ0QgI
07:00 <TheRon> now you're just somebody that i used to knw
08:00 <milk> asian trannies are bantam weight
08:00 <beehhh> we're not gonna sit in silence..im gonna have some pinto beans and fart up my lights...oohhhwwwh
09:00 <milk> wont that be a surprise
09:00 <TheRon> in the cockfights, do they have weight divisions or are they all assumed to be bantum weight
10:00 <milk> you think its about being the bigger rooster?>
10:00 <TheRon> it's not?
10:00 <beehhh> women speaks good english at work
11:00 <TheRon> women goto work where you are?
11:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: pity you can't type it
11:00 <milk> I think we set TheRon's credulity sensor off
12:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kqkJUjmk5Q
12:00 <beehhh> men are lazy in asia
13:00 <TheRon> cause i'm mr brightside
13:00 <milk> all they get is a bowl of rice a day
15:00 <beehhh> rice is pallatable
16:00 <doctor> onions and rice
16:00 <doctor> maybe some chopped liver
18:00 <doctor> then a good bucket of KFC and bottleo' Johnnie Walker black to wash it all down
18:00 <beehhh> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2015/03/14/1227262/266625-5704b684-c9d2-11e4-8974-d922ece54bbb.jpg
19:00 <doctor> lol he's such a dud but decent bloke from what I've heard
20:00 <doctor> like a lovable goof ball
23:00 <beehhh> eveyone loves tony
23:00 <milk> he's ok
23:00 <milk> gets a lot of crap
24:00 <milk> not as nerdy as julia or john, but less of a peoples man than kevin
27:00 <slinky_J> spilt beer on the kitchen bench
27:00 <slinky_J> coz it woz in da freezah
27:00 <slinky_J> n burst on da bench
27:00 <slinky_J> :(
45:00 <Fez> australia win!!!!!!
48:00 <British^Meat> ?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> having some issues tonight, Pete?
50:00 <Pete> what ? TokenDaRing
50:00 <Pete> no why
53:00 <Chance> not chance, aka max wolf ,i'm Pete
05:00 <TokenDaRing> ok ChanOP
05:00 <TokenDaRing> erm
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Chance: 
05:00 <TokenDaRing> you're kinda weird
06:00 <Pete> I'm?
06:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Pete: yes
10:00 <Pete> bbbl
10:00 <Pete> bbl
10:00 <Nikky`> ooomp :o)
11:00 <ooomp> Nikkypoos :)
11:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
12:00 <ooomp> Feeling meh today
12:00 <ooomp> You
12:00 <Nikky`> Not feeling so meh
13:00 <ooomp> Today's weather was nice
13:00 <Fez> ooomp
13:00 <ooomp> I spent it inside shopping
13:00 <ooomp> Fez
13:00 <Fez> what is up?
13:00 <ooomp> The sky
13:00 <Nikky`> I spent it at hairdresser, inside, then outside then inside shops then inside napping haha
14:00 <slinky_J> I have a dream!
14:00 <slinky_J> of ice cream
14:00 <ooomp> I napped too
14:00 <ooomp> Then the smoke came and my freshly washed clothes stink 
14:00 <slinky_J> ooomp you're the dedicated ice-cream to getter.
14:00 <slinky_J> now
15:00 <slinky_J> and Fez and me be like eat some marshmellows we drew faces on earlier.
15:00 <Fez> we did?
15:00 <slinky_J> shhh
15:00 <Fez> ooomp likes elaborate cakes
15:00 <slinky_J> omg nooo OH MY GLOB!
16:00 <slinky_J> "The Marshmellow boys never run from a scrap..
16:00 <slinky_J> "C'mon fellers, today we're Manmellows!"
16:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
16:00 <Fez> mrashmellow cake ooomp?
16:00 <Fez> marshmellow too
17:00 <slinky_J> ooomp could fit in a cake
17:00 <slinky_J> n jump out
17:00 <ooomp> I'll pass, on both counts
17:00 <slinky_J> Count Marshmellow
17:00 <slinky_J> says NO!
17:00 <slinky_J> c'mon you can't hate me forever ooomp
17:00 <slinky_J> oh got
18:00 <slinky_J> Clint was here
18:00 <slinky_J> rofl
18:00 <slinky_J> :( ooomp
18:00 <slinky_J> fk ur boring
19:00 <ooomp> Stop projecting
19:00 <slinky_J> When I have Wii s4 One I will be totally emersed in technolopenis and never talk again.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
20:00 <slinky_J> sup b1
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp hates everyone equally
20:00 <slinky_J> oi
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the ceiling
20:00 <slinky_J> i didnt know that
20:00 <slinky_J> rude
20:00 <ooomp> B1 is just upset I didn't agree to have sex
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no more ruder than I feeling the same way
20:00 <slinky_J> sex
20:00 <slinky_J> that is a possibility
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ooomp that's right 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> either way you're dealing with a slippery one ;)
21:00 <slinky_J> nice and deep
21:00 <slinky_J> ;D
21:00 <Dugnuts> does B1 like a bit of cock?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she wouldn't consider having sex with a bearded man :(
21:00 <slinky_J> now im wonderin where my mate is
21:00 <slinky_J> her fone dont work
21:00 <ooomp> B1 lives for cock
21:00 <slinky_J> mine is dc
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh, oomp is a girl
21:00 <Dugnuts> i see
21:00 <slinky_J> i dunno when she is gonna rock up lolz
21:00 <slinky_J> ooomp is nuts
22:00 <slinky_J> i love crazy chicks.
22:00 <ooomp> I eat nuts
22:00 <ooomp> Cashews I have are lovely
22:00 <slinky_J> pee-canned?
22:00 <slinky_J> yer well those r good
22:00 <slinky_J> not salted
22:00 <slinky_J> the best are those lil white round ones
22:00 <ooomp> Need to roast the almonds tomorrow. Didn't get a chance today
22:00 <slinky_J> and that's nothin sexual
22:00 <slinky_J> i forget the name
23:00 <nate> macadamia
23:00 <slinky_J> YEAH nate
23:00 <slinky_J> this is y i love u baebz
23:00 <slinky_J> <3
23:00 <slinky_J> they r so good
23:00 <nate> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> i didnt buy nuts this week :/
23:00 <slinky_J> i still love peanuts the most.
23:00 <StrykerX>  <slinky_J> i still love nuts the most.
24:00 <StrykerX> k
24:00 <slinky_J> well baebz
24:00 <slinky_J> u taught me how ;D
24:00 <StrykerX> ;)
24:00 <ooomp> Sucks on some balls often StrykerX
24:00 <slinky_J> <StrykerX every spare hour of my day ;)
24:00 <slinky_J> ahahahah
24:00 <StrykerX> He does ;)
24:00 <ooomp> Chocolate covered
24:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
24:00 <slinky_J> gay on irc
24:00 <slinky_J> irl
24:00 <slinky_J> gay
24:00 <slinky_J> ?
25:00 <StrykerX> Are you?
25:00 <ooomp> Can you two just get a room
26:00 <slinky_J> i just like teh trans girls
26:00 <slinky_J> juno
26:00 <slinky_J> ooomp looks like one
26:00 <slinky_J> id fall in love wit her yo
26:00 <slinky_J> if she had a penish
27:00 <ooomp> I have a fake penis
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she might as well
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a 6 inch clit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a set of testicles
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a moustache
27:00 <Bastardly_One> too much male hormones
28:00 <spence> how they hanging serenityy
28:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
28:00 <spence> how they hanging serenity
28:00 <Dugnuts> classy
29:00 <ooomp> B1 just described himself
29:00 <spence> shoosh pooballs
29:00 <Dugnuts> then he's an average creepy guy
29:00 <spence> hi ooompaloopma
30:00 <Dugnuts> doompity doo
30:00 <spence> did u hear my story
30:00 <spence> its for you
31:00 <spence> weeman does the bestest ooompalooompa
31:00 <spence> skatey n shit
31:00 <spence> sup chingvale
32:00 <ooomp> Loof my favourite Gillard supporter
32:00 <ooomp> Welcome
32:00 <spence> i love that ranger slut
33:00 <spence> ranga even
33:00 <spence> bastardly one has a tiny little gay nosering
34:00 <spence> he got it in year 8
34:00 <spence> he was metro n on meth
35:00 <slinky_J>  <ooomp> I have a fake penis
35:00 <slinky_J> wot
35:00 <slinky_J> LOL
35:00 <ooomp> They call them dildos
35:00 <spence> or strapon
35:00 <slinky_J> i mean i still got a big floppy black from the movie lock stock
35:00 <ooomp> No drunk non performing guy attached to it
35:00 <slinky_J> never even got to beat anyone with it :(
36:00 <slinky_J> u got like standards hey kate
36:00 <spence> i can give u the real thing ooomp
36:00 <slinky_J> none of us have those but u
36:00 <spence> \a real dildo
36:00 <slinky_J> I'm like, I see a wombat
36:00 <spence> made of meat
36:00 <slinky_J> I'm doin' that homie
36:00 <slinky_J> SPENCE
36:00 <slinky_J> its me pandas
36:00 <slinky_J> :P
36:00 <slinky_J> miss me?
36:00 <spence> sup nigga
36:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
36:00 <spence> yeah man
36:00 <slinky_J> nuttin bro waitin for chick to come over
36:00 <slinky_J> lolz
36:00 <spence> aaaaaaahahahahahahha lolz rofl
37:00 <slinky_J> rofla
37:00 <slinky_J> where u bin
37:00 <spence> playing with b1 nosering n u?
37:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHA
37:00 <spence> jajajajajajaja
37:00 <ooomp> Waiting for a girl to root panda
37:00 <slinky_J> jerkin off over shemales uno
37:00 <slinky_J> usual!
37:00 <slinky_J> ahahah
37:00 <Dugnuts> nice
37:00 <spence> lolz aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah!! wooohooooo
38:00 <Dugnuts> a friend of mine has offerred me this girls number who is dtf
38:00 <slinky_J> she's a nice girl ooomp and we've done that b4 we r just hanging out
38:00 <slinky_J> with a bottle of whiskey
38:00 <ooomp> Right
38:00 <Dugnuts> but i just dont find her attractive
38:00 <ooomp> And drugs
38:00 <ooomp> Of course
38:00 <slinky_J> i dont do drugs
38:00 <spence> pandis u have a munted as nose man
38:00 <Dugnuts> does that make me a dick?
38:00 <slinky_J> u lil cunny u
38:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha i do bro
38:00 <slinky_J> thats fightin irl for ya
38:00 <muntnosepanda> lolz
38:00 <slinky_J> lMFAO
39:00 <muntnosepanda> fuck me
39:00 <slinky_J> not like those pussy ass austnet cunts get up ur ass flood u off or hack u
39:00 <slinky_J> lolz
39:00 <slinky_J> i do needa go get that n my hand fixed aye
39:00 <slinky_J> broke my hand lol
39:00 <muntnosepanda> ill hack that munt nose off ya face
39:00 <slinky_J> hack it with ur tiny dick bro
39:00 <slinky_J> then we can milk ooomp
39:00 <slinky_J> ;)
40:00 <muntnosepanda> not big enough for that big munty shnozza
40:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
40:00 <muntnosepanda> need my machete
40:00 <slinky_J> oh ye
40:00 <slinky_J> need some vidka first
40:00 <slinky_J> let's do it!
40:00 <muntnosepanda> nah ill just smash your munt face
40:00 <slinky_J> I'll just become a super villain
40:00 <muntnosepanda> with my cock
40:00 <slinky_J> wit no nose
40:00 <ooomp> Panda you should get your girl mate to milk you
40:00 <ooomp> Might balance your hormones
41:00 <muntnosepanda> panda jacked me off at kmart
41:00 <slinky_J> how about you come over
41:00 <muntnosepanda> told me he loved me
41:00 <slinky_J> and she milks you
41:00 <slinky_J> and I watch
41:00 <slinky_J> and then you milk her
41:00 <muntnosepanda> lied
41:00 <ooomp> How about no
41:00 <slinky_J> and admit how you're such a lesbian
41:00 <slinky_J> :P
41:00 <ooomp> Nah I love the cock too much to be a lesbian
42:00 <slinky_J> i love u more than ooomp
42:00 <slinky_J> i love her like cancer
42:00 <slinky_J> or warts
42:00 <Dugnuts> well at least you are honest
42:00 <slinky_J> she is pretty hot tho
42:00 <muntnosepanda> ooomp i hope you get fucked by a mongolian midget wearing a leopard gstring and smells like a wogs cock
42:00 <slinky_J> for a lesbian
42:00 <Dugnuts> who is?
42:00 <slinky_J> lolz
42:00 <Dugnuts> oomp is hot?
42:00 <ooomp> I love a hard thick cock thrusting in and out
42:00 <slinky_J> wht
42:00 <slinky_J> who is oomp
42:00 <Dugnuts> ooomp
42:00 <slinky_J> iuno this shit!
42:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
42:00 <slinky_J> who
42:00 <ooomp> Lesbians can't do that
42:00 <Dugnuts> i was an O short
42:00 <slinky_J> wot
42:00 <slinky_J> wat
43:00 <Dugnuts> with strapons they can
43:00 <muntnosepanda> ooomp is a guy
43:00 <Dugnuts> or whats that other one
43:00 <slinky_J> i dont have my monicle on
43:00 <muntnosepanda> he fucked pandis!!
43:00 <Dugnuts> the feeldoe
43:00 <Dugnuts> thats it
43:00 <slinky_J> LOLZ
43:00 <muntnosepanda> LOLZ
43:00 <pandis> uno
43:00 <pandis> ooomp was the gurl nicked me as pandis
43:00 <pandis> :P
43:00 <pandis> wasnt u ooomp
43:00 <ooomp> Was not
43:00 <pandis> was so!
43:00 <ooomp> You called yourself that
43:00 <british_poop> lol
43:00 <pandis> nuh uh
43:00 <pandis> u called me that
43:00 <Dugnuts> you didnt pick your own nickname?
43:00 <pandis> lol poop
43:00 <ooomp> Nope
43:00 <Dugnuts> thats just sad
44:00 <british_poop> poops
44:00 <pandis> did so
44:00 <pandis> fine
44:00 <ooomp> Prove it
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> neone got pills?
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> NEED PILLS
44:00 <Dugnuts> proton pills
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> PROTONS FOR MY PENIS!
44:00 <british_poop> yeah i do
44:00 <Dugnuts> heh
44:00 <RogersRammingJet> werd
44:00 <british_poop> where u at?
44:00 <Dugnuts> sif pills
44:00 <Dugnuts> i want some green
44:00 <Dugnuts> lots of it
44:00 <VerySadPants> ooomp dont like me :(
44:00 <british_poop> i have green
44:00 <VerySadPants> lolz
44:00 <baby_pandis> hai
45:00 <baby_pandis> wot erp
45:00 <Dugnuts> unless you sell it by the ounce
45:00 <Dugnuts> not interested
45:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
45:00 <baby_pandis> i lub da doe more dan u noe
45:00 <baby_pandis> yo
45:00 <diaper_gravy> lolz
45:00 <baby_pandis> gotta lecha no
45:00 <baby_pandis> i lub da doe uh!
45:00 <Dugnuts> lub da doe uh?
45:00 <Dugnuts> love to do you?
45:00 <slinky_smalls> yea werd ninja
46:00 <Dugnuts> im sorry, im not that good at translating these days
46:00 <slinky_smalls> rip rup rappun all them words I got a beat boxin turtle.
46:00 <vinegar_tits> lol
46:00 <slinky_smalls> ahahahahaha
46:00 <vaginatastelikecoins> ;)
46:00 <Dugnuts> you guys are freakin weird
46:00 <vaginatastelikecoins> ahehehehehe
46:00 <vinegar_tits> lolz
46:00 <vaginatastelikecoins> so does
46:00 <Dugnuts> just so you know
46:00 <vaginatastelikecoins> lmfa
46:00 <vaginatastelikecoins> o
46:00 <vinegar_tits> coins hard
46:00 <Dugnuts> and it only tastes like coins when its that time of the month
46:00 <o_noes> wot
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> hey boyz
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> ;)
47:00 <vinegar_tits> i just sniffed coins lolz
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> HAHAHAHAHA
47:00 <Dugnuts> so, does she like kisses on her koochie, or does she like to kiss koochies?
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> I luve da muff!
47:00 <Dugnuts> whats the story?
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> more than u know
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> grow tha hair baby
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> let tha hair grow!
47:00 <fest> hi MrsKoochieKisses
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> xD
47:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> hi
48:00 <vinegar_tits> i like a bushy sausage wallet
48:00 <Dugnuts> ok
48:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> im into touchin my clit and wishin i was a guy
48:00 <Dugnuts> i am confuse now
48:00 <Dugnuts> too much nonsense for this many drinks
48:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> im not
48:00 <walletofsausage> lolz
48:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> ooomp just like
48:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> dishapeared
48:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> into the irc crowd
48:00 <MrsKoochieKisses> SHE GONE NIGGA
48:00 <Kochieisanoldfart> Thank fuck for that
48:00 <dontcallmeanigga> <--
48:00 <dontcallmeanigga> kk
48:00 <dontcallmeanigga> lolz
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no she didn't
49:00 <dontcallmeanigga> kkk
49:00 <Kochieisanoldfart> The bitch should die
49:00 <alf> lolz
49:00 <Burping_Bum> im a buff baby that can dance like a man
50:00 <Burping_Bum> i can shake up my fanny, i can shake up my can
50:00 <alf> fucking mexicunt
50:00 <Dugnuts> too much adventure time for you
50:00 <Dugnuts> TOO MUCH
50:00 <Burping_Bum> ima tough tootin baby, i can punch all your buns
50:00 <Burping_Bum> punch all your buns
50:00 <Burping_Bum> i can punch all ya buns!
51:00 <Burping_Bum> if youre an evil witch i will punch u fah fun!!!
51:00 <alf> immka rrotin tooting banger gonna take your mum n gang her
51:00 <Burping_Bum> LOLZZZZ
51:00 <alf> lolololz
51:00 <finn> lolz
51:00 <Burping_Bum> watch this bro
51:00 <Burping_Bum> so lolarious
52:00 <Burping_Bum> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN8p2WkWRmI
52:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> lolz
52:00 <Burping_Bum> wish i had weed
52:00 <Loof> yawn
52:00 <Burping_Bum> i luv marceline
52:00 <Loof> lame "humor"
52:00 <Burping_Bum> so hot
52:00 <Loof> please die
52:00 <Burping_Bum> omg
52:00 <Burping_Bum> OH MA GLOB
52:00 <Burping_Bum> ahhhahahaha lewf sucks so not even fun :/
52:00 <Burping_Bum> i bet his wife is so abusive he hates it but for us itd be kinky!
53:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
53:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> ify our an evil witch
53:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> lololololz
53:00 <slinky_J> he's a knot head bro
53:00 <slinky_J> loof is so fried im surprised he can power on the computer
53:00 <slinky_J> lel
53:00 <slinky_J> fuck
54:00 <slinky_J> fried cunt
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> fried loser
54:00 <slinky_J> he will kill his family one day
54:00 <slinky_J> just you watch
54:00 <slinky_J> lolz
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> i hope so
54:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> id kill them to
54:00 <slinky_J> IF IT BLEEDS IT LEADS!
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> and him
54:00 <slinky_J> id watch that news bro
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> and all of you
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> jk
54:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
54:00 <slinky_J> i missed u nigga
54:00 <slinky_J> funny cunt
54:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> really?
55:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> cheers bru
55:00 <slinky_J> time for a cig
55:00 <slinky_J> its gettin so dark outside
55:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> fuckn u n ya cigs cunt
55:00 <slinky_J> i call it Niggatime not Nighttime
55:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
55:00 <slinky_J> i love teh cigs
55:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> lolz
55:00 <slinky_J> is y ooomp hates me
55:00 <slinky_J> we were in love
55:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> im chopping a mix
55:00 <slinky_J> it was 1934
55:00 <slinky_J> She was into the green fairy
56:00 <slinky_J> and I was just getting into snorting cocaine
56:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
56:00 <nate> u really gonna do it?:)
56:00 <slinky_J> after snorting snuff for twenty years
56:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> poop
56:00 <slinky_J> she had given birth to a couple of our jelly babies
56:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> poop babies?
56:00 <slinky_J> and we decided I should go and join the war
57:00 <slinky_J> as one of the Lolzwhoppers
57:00 <slinky_J> no we never made them.
57:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> u idiot
57:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> african whoppercock?
57:00 <slinky_J> ww2 was a swhhrramm! I did so much heroin I was inna submarine asleep most of the time
57:00 <slinky_J> some yellow submarine
57:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> loooooooooooooool
58:00 <slinky_J> years later four poofters would sing a song about our gay adventures
58:00 <slinky_J> and ooomp grew tired of me
58:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> lmfao
58:00 <slinky_J> she also wasnt even born
58:00 <slinky_J> which was kinda gay
58:00 <slinky_J> the end.
58:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> you funny nigga
58:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha kk cig :P
58:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> no
59:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> smoke inside you poofter chook
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
00:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
01:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> what u smoking deal reds?
01:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> hi partgay
01:00 <Nikky`> How are you Zade? 
02:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> nikki do u do cock for cash?
02:00 <partay> Nikky tits or gtfo 
02:00 <Nikky`> Make me a sammich partay..get in the kitchen
02:00 <Nikky`> No thedogoffadventuretime.. only chicks
03:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> partays mum was a whore at times.....
03:00 <Zade> ok ta Nikky` and yourself?
03:00 <zaim> ill make a sammich outta u
03:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too shabby
03:00 <Nikky`> oooh zaim ;o)
04:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> nikky does your pussy resemble a maccas cheeseburger?
04:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> mine does
04:00 <partay> Thedog you are a spastic 
05:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> ok partgay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah spence is spastic
05:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
05:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> i like your nosering b1
05:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> do they make them for men?
06:00 <thedogoffadventuretime> ya little faggot
06:00 <Nikky`> charming
06:00 <b1snosering> lolz
06:00 <b1snosering> aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
07:00 <b1snosering> bong time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`. ikr?
08:00 <b1snosering> fuck up tamp
08:00 <b1snosering> noob saibot
09:00 <TokenDaRing> who is b1snosering?
09:00 <b1snosering> its a little gay jewel in his nose
09:00 <b1snosering> b1s
09:00 <slinky_J> so poops
09:00 <b1snosering> its poop true?
10:00 <slinky_J> i think takin a poop is nice feels great
10:00 <b1snosering> pandis?
10:00 <slinky_J> what u think?
10:00 <b1snosering> love a good poop
10:00 <slinky_J> i think poop is true
10:00 <slinky_J> the poop movies and poop songs
10:00 <b1snosering> the truest
10:00 <slinky_J> must be good
10:00 <slinky_J> word!
10:00 <b1snosering> u know b1?
10:00 <slinky_J> not in person
10:00 <b1snosering> he has a gay nosering
11:00 <slinky_J> if he collected barbie dolls like me
11:00 <slinky_J> we'd prob have met
11:00 <b1snosering> looks like sinead oconnor
11:00 <slinky_J> i love mollesting barbie dolls..
11:00 <slinky_J> lolz
11:00 <b1snosering> i love ken dolls
11:00 <slinky_J> sinead oconnor was in adelaide yo
11:00 <slinky_J> for womad
11:00 <slinky_J> hah
11:00 <slinky_J> she used to be sexy
11:00 <b1snosering> b1 has a poopy nosering yo
12:00 <slinky_J> i dunno what he has man
12:00 <slinky_J> i dont hack his fb
12:00 <b1snosering> hope he dies of emphy or some shit
12:00 <slinky_J> i was hoping ooomp might suck me off
12:00 <slinky_J> but i guess shes gone now
12:00 <b1snosering> whats his name ill hack it
12:00 <slinky_J> i dunno
12:00 <slinky_J> dont care
12:00 <b1snosering> faggott pants?
13:00 <slinky_J> srs
13:00 <slinky_J> lol nah thatd be mine
13:00 <b1snosering> vale saynt?
13:00 <slinky_J> Faggot Pantie Girl
13:00 <slinky_J> haha
13:00 <slinky_J> uno thats me
13:00 <b1snosering> really?
13:00 <slinky_J> fuck facebook for makin me put my real name up
13:00 <slinky_J> yer
13:00 <b1snosering> vale saynt still?
13:00 <slinky_J> used to be vale saynt
13:00 <Serenity> spence dont be a shit stirrer change your name
13:00 <b1snosering> now what?
13:00 <slinky_J> then they force me to change it
14:00 <slinky_J> to real name :/
14:00 <b1snosering> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> spence go back to spence
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> so u dont get kicked
14:00 <serenitylikesitinthebum> okies
14:00 <slinky_J> :/
14:00 <Serenity> well duh
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <serenitylikesitinthebum> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> knew it
14:00 <slinky_J> tbh
14:00 <slinky_J> i mean sezz
14:00 <spence> fk it
14:00 <slinky_J> he was gonna do that
14:00 <slinky_J> LOL
14:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaa
15:00 <slinky_J> mu gut hurts from laughing so much!
15:00 <spence> aaaaahhhhhhahaaha
15:00 <slinky_J> fkn this chick never rocks up till late
15:00 <spence> imma crash out sooo stoned
15:00 <slinky_J> n these days i dont stay up late
15:00 <slinky_J> yer
15:00 <slinky_J> ok 8 45 ok
15:00 <spence> i just got rid of my slut
16:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
16:00 <spence> its 9 16
16:00 <slinky_J> i got a girl i really like
16:00 <spence> fuck em all
16:00 <slinky_J> but she will be 
16:00 <slinky_J> like soon
16:00 <slinky_J> josh u missed ur chance
16:00 <slinky_J> n i will be
16:00 <slinky_J> i didnt care about mood lighting..
16:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
16:00 <spence> aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
16:00 <spence> your on crack cunt
17:00 <slinky_J> i dont moisturize my arms for u!
17:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
17:00 <slinky_J> bro they come and go so fast
17:00 <spence> dont make me dress up like a mailman n make me dance for you!!
17:00 <slinky_J> neway ima go for cig n hope fkn cunt she rocks up while im smokin
17:00 <spence> brb cig
17:00 <slinky_J> coz i been up since like 3am
17:00 <slinky_J> lolz
18:00 <slinky_J> this is like midnight for me
18:00 <spence> you lunky cunt
18:00 <spence> hi pictard
18:00 <Picard> spence
19:00 <TopDawg> yay its everyones uncle, Picard!
19:00 <spence> i done my first murder today :)
19:00 <partay> Pictard  hahaha 
19:00 <spence> partgay
19:00 <spence> pictard
19:00 <TopDawg> spence, what did your mother do this time?
19:00 <spence> she was raped
20:00 <spence> by big bad bmen
20:00 <TopDawg> oh yes, "raped" by "big men"
20:00 <spence> i will be unrapable
21:00 <welcometomyarsehole> lolz
21:00 <welcometomyarsehole> night all
21:00 <welcometomyarsehole> bye bye
21:00 <Acem> ßye.. welcometomyarsehole
21:00 <welcometomyarsehole> xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
22:00 <Picard> partgay hows the arse?
22:00 <welcometomyarsehole> lol hows the arse lol i cant go now lolololz
22:00 <welcometomyarsehole> cya peeps
23:00 <partay> Pictard you keep a mirror next to your pc 
23:00 <nate> HES THAT hot@!
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard has posters of One Direction at his PC
25:00 <nate> one direction is pretty cool
25:00 <Picard> no i dont
26:00 <Picard> i have a katy perry screensaver
27:00 <nate> boobz!
27:00 <fest> hahaha
27:00 <fest> Picard how old are u again?
28:00 <slinky_J> woooooo
28:00 <slinky_J> got the call i was waitin for
28:00 <slinky_J> omg bro 
28:00 <slinky_J> spence i miss this girls voice lolz
28:00 <slinky_J> bitch is in town
28:00 <slinky_J> needed to know bus stop
28:00 <slinky_J> shes like anythin u wanted im think yer coke mang
28:00 <slinky_J> i love coke ;)
28:00 <slinky_J> cocaine..
29:00 <Dugnuts> ive never had it
29:00 <Dugnuts> i had an ex workmate who told me it was awesome when you put it on your cock and fucked your girl
29:00 <fest> yeh cocaine
29:00 <fest> and sex
29:00 <Dugnuts> something about all the blood rushing there
30:00 <Picard> 43
30:00 <Picard> why fest?
30:00 <slinky_J> Father
30:00 <slinky_J> *nod*
30:00 <slinky_J> and how are you?
31:00 <Picard> well son, how are you?
31:00 <slinky_J> Good, real good
31:00 <slinky_J> going to be better thann real good soon ;)
31:00 <slinky_J> girl on her way daddy :P
31:00 <slinky_J> A nice girl you would like her dad!
31:00 <slinky_J> lolz
32:00 <slinky_J> uno the kind with a tight pushie and a hard body :P
32:00 <slinky_J> stop jerking off Picard!
32:00 <slinky_J> fiend
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard has a screen saver of Nikki Webster, when she sang at the 2000 Olympics
33:00 <Picard> really? how much an hour is she charging you?
34:00 <slinky_J> bro
34:00 <fest> hahahaha Picard
34:00 <slinky_J> lol token
34:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
34:00 <fest> do you love the nikki webster>
34:00 <slinky_J> Picard went MIA for a while
34:00 <slinky_J> suss
34:00 <slinky_J> were you in prison bro?
34:00 <slinky_J> lolz
34:00 <slinky_J> srs?
34:00 <slinky_J> were u..
34:00 <Lish> Someone get me twisties 
34:00 <slinky_J> Lish u so did not
34:00 <slinky_J> yum
35:00 <slinky_J> remember the chicken twistes ad from the earlier nineties
35:00 <slinky_J> i bet Bastardly_One does.
35:00 <Lish> I love chicken twisties
35:00 <Lish> They are the bestttt
35:00 <slinky_J> he haz a good memories
35:00 <slinky_J> werd
35:00 <slinky_J> oh man i want them now
35:00 <Dugnuts> well fuck
35:00 <slinky_J> put them in anythin from pasta to sandwiches
35:00 <slinky_J> pretty much just those two things..
35:00 <TokenDaRing> remember that horrible banana ad from the 90s?
35:00 <slinky_J> chicken twistie lasagne?
36:00 <slinky_J> Token I remember being turned off HJs because they had a seal in an ad and right after coke with ice
36:00 <slinky_J> and I was a kid and thought "is that seal?"
36:00 <slinky_J> jejejeje
36:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> and weetbix
37:00 <slinky_J> i was afraid a huntsman would be in a brick of weetbix hahahahaha
37:00 <slinky_J> fuck i was a paranoid child!
37:00 <slinky_J> ocd as!
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard used to go nuts over the girl in the banana ad
40:00 <fest> hahahaha
40:00 <fest> picard goes nuts over nuts
40:00 <TokenDaRing> he loves boy bands
41:00 <TokenDaRing> they get him so steamy
41:00 <TokenDaRing> he stares lovingly at the lead singer of one direction
41:00 <TokenDaRing> wanting him to take him now
45:00 <Picard> i was banned u moron
45:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing u really are a faggot cunt, u make me want to throw up
47:00 <partay> Pictard i bet youd suck cock 
48:00 <Picard> stop projecting
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I didn't know you had a vomit fetish
50:00 <TokenDaRing> how strange
50:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't the bile burn your cock?
50:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahaha
50:00 <Dugnuts> new archer is hilarious
50:00 <Dugnuts> fuck i love that show
51:00 <Picard> dont u have some cock to suck?
53:00 <Dugnuts> theres a lot of hate around here
54:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is obsessed with me, its not healthy
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: Picard just regrets he doesn't live in a place like Melbourne, where he could embrace his sexuality
55:00 <Picard> pmsl
55:00 <Dugnuts> unless you are into something like rockets or something weird as hell
55:00 <Dugnuts> theres nowhere you cant embrace your sexuality
55:00 <Dugnuts> so what are you into Picard?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: except country Australia
56:00 <Dugnuts> nah
56:00 <Dugnuts> i grew up in country australia
56:00 <slower> wish you lot would grow up, its always about dicks and gay with you lot[you know who you are]
56:00 <Dugnuts> gay people are no biggy
56:00 <TokenDaRing> gay people are cool
56:00 <partay> Pictard lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> they're usually really nice guys
57:00 <slower> token, why do you always go on about gays???
58:00 <TokenDaRing> slower because I am gay
58:00 <TokenDaRing> duh
58:00 <TokenDaRing> get with the program
58:00 <TokenDaRing> you really are slow
58:00 <Dugnuts> hey everyone
58:00 <slower> a lot of people are hetro, you dont see them going on about it, duh
59:00 <Dugnuts> why dont you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
00:00 <nate> minorities need to be heard
01:00 <nate> gey!
01:00 <Dugnuts> Because they are really good at it!
01:00 <Dugnuts> :P
02:00 <Dugnuts> Why can't a bike stand on its own?
03:00 <Picard> lol Dugnuts
03:00 <Dugnuts> Because its two tired ;)
03:00 <Dugnuts> how about this\
03:00 <Dugnuts> Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
04:00 <Dugnuts> or this one
04:00 <Dugnuts> Two fish are in a tank
04:00 <Dugnuts> One turns to the other and asks "How do you drive this thing?!?"
05:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
05:00 <Dugnuts> come on
05:00 <Dugnuts> laugh you nerds
05:00 <Dugnuts> LAUGH
05:00 <partay> golf clap
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: you're kind of funny
06:00 <Picard> Zade hello 
06:00 <TokenDaRing> in a not funny way
06:00 <Dugnuts> thanks asshole
07:00 <fest> hello zaim
07:00 <fest> Zade
07:00 <fest> and Picard
08:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing are u getting the impression no one likes u
08:00 <TokenDaRing> not really
08:00 <Picard> bit slow are u lad
09:00 <fest> he is slow
09:00 <DemonsRun> No Picard, that would be you.
09:00 <fest> ignore him picard
09:00 <DemonsRun> Lol look at em ganging up.
09:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:09:06] <DemonsRun> No Picard, that would be you. <-
09:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: dropkicks often do
09:00 <DemonsRun> Lol like 5 year olds.
10:00 <Picard> fest i do ignore it
10:00 <DemonsRun> fest: don't fucking pm me.
10:00 <TokenDaRing> fest clearly is scouting for girls on IRC
10:00 <TokenDaRing> can't even pick up on dating sites
10:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
10:00 <Picard> im starting to think TokenDaRing could be B1{MIA} long lost son
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: no, you're actually his discarded brother
11:00 <Picard> nearly as big  fucktard
11:00 <fest> LOL
11:00 <fest> TokenDaRing getting 0wned
11:00 <partay> Pictard ypu and B1 could be twins 
11:00 <Picard> i wll go out on a limb and say b1 is a tad smarter
11:00 <TokenDaRing> ^^^^^
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: than you?
11:00 <TokenDaRing> yes he is
11:00 <Picard> than u moron
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you're clearly the reject sibling
11:00 <TokenDaRing> no wonder you got left in a bin
11:00 <Zade> hello Picard
12:00 <Zade> hello fest
12:00 <Picard> at time like this i wish your mother gave your dad head TokenDaRing
12:00 <TokenDaRing> good
12:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad that my being alive upsets you ;)
12:00 <Picard> u are such a waste of cum
13:00 <TokenDaRing> you are the real life version of Mr Anderson from Beavis and Butthead
14:00 <Picard> dont pm me u sick cunt TokenDaRing
14:00 <British^Meat> lol Picard
14:00 <British^Meat> calm down
14:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't pm you?
14:00 <Picard> im calm British^Meat
14:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah watch your blood pressure man
15:00 <TokenDaRing> guy your age can't take risks
15:00 <partay> Pictard hahaha 
16:00 <partay> Whenever i need a laugh i look at your pic 
16:00 <Picard> my blood pressure is fine
16:00 <Picard> funny that, whenever im having a bad day i think of you cunts with nothing and no future and it makes me smile an improves my day 
17:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad you think of us when you're not here Picard
17:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad we have such a profound impact on your life :)
17:00 <British^Meat> lol really?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> "I think of you guys when I"m not here"
17:00 <British^Meat> i honestly cant say i take IRc that seriously
17:00 <nate> i think of meat aswell :D
17:00 <British^Meat> i dont think of anyone on irc
17:00 <British^Meat> lol, what a weird thing to say
18:00 <partay> Poor pictard 
18:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: he thinks of us, when he's got his bottle of KY out
18:00 <British^Meat> ack
18:00 <partay> Anal lube 
18:00 <British^Meat> he thinks of me when he's flooding my PM like a weirdo lol
18:00 <TokenDaRing> oh he's doing that to you?
19:00 <Picard> cunts like u in general, you know the cunts u see sitting outside centrelink when u drive pst
19:00 <TokenDaRing> he thinks it's a funny thing to do
19:00 <British^Meat> not atm, but he has, its a pisser
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I don't go past centrelink so I don't know?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess you would know all about centrelink though
19:00 <Picard> i know u dont go past, u are in there everyday begging for a handout
19:00 <British^Meat> which one is he in?
20:00 <Picard> centrelink here is next to a club with a few dozen pokies, its hilarious
20:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
20:00 <TokenDaRing> it's like that so the pensioners can go spend it all on the pokies
20:00 <Picard> u see the scum leaving centrelink and go straight to the club
20:00 <TokenDaRing> also Picard, I couldn't even apply for Centrelink if wanted
20:00 <TokenDaRing> my fiancee earns too much
20:00 <TokenDaRing> and I have too much in savings
21:00 <Picard> lol cool story bro
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, I do mooch
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I just mooch from her :P
21:00 <Picard> pathetic cunt
21:00 <Picard> get a job
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm doing fulltime study?
21:00 <TokenDaRing> you idiot
21:00 <fest> he is a dole scum Picard
21:00 <fest> dont talk to scum
21:00 <Picard> how old are u
22:00 <TokenDaRing> what does my age have to do with it?
22:00 <Picard> im asking
22:00 <TokenDaRing> why?
22:00 <Picard> 30?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> do you want my life story?
22:00 <Picard> nope, just ya age
22:00 <TokenDaRing> want to know if I'm your type?
22:00 <Picard> because im curious
22:00 <Picard> no u are not my type, u have a penis
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm over 18, so sorry to disappoint you
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't mean to get your hopes up
23:00 <Picard> so u are one of those loser cunts almost 30 who doesnt want to work so continue to study 
23:00 <TokenDaRing> well Picard, that'd be true
23:00 <Picard> i hate cunts like that
23:00 <TokenDaRing> if you ignore the fact that I spent the last five years at the same job
23:00 <partay> Pictard is 45
23:00 <partay> Get off irc 
23:00 <Picard> full time student lol
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and got out because mining is slowing down too much
24:00 <Picard> i will get off when u two cunts get a job 
24:00 <partay> Hahaha 
24:00 <Picard> so u quit a job to study?
24:00 <partay> I earn 3x what ypu earn 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, it's called a career change
24:00 <partay> Lol
24:00 <Picard> pmsl @ 3 times
24:00 <nate> partays a stripper!
25:00 <Picard> so u are over $500k?
25:00 <Picard> ern**
25:00 <Picard> earn*
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: when I'm done at uni, I'll be able to charge fat old bald people like you $1k just to send a letter on their behalf
25:00 <fest> lol
25:00 <Picard> of course u will
25:00 <fest> sure you will
25:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
25:00 <Dugnuts> oh
25:00 <Dugnuts> its a nice dream buddy
26:00 <Dugnuts> i wish you all the best with your completely unrealistic dream
26:00 <Picard> these cunts make me laugh
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: do you know how much lawyers charge?
26:00 <Dugnuts> yes
26:00 <Dugnuts> i also know how unlikely it is you will get a job as one
26:00 <Dugnuts> but seriously
26:00 <Picard> lol now this clueless cunt is a lawyer
26:00 <Dugnuts> good luck
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: not yet
26:00 <Picard> u really are b1's son 
26:00 <Picard> cool story bro
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: lets be honest though
27:00 <TokenDaRing> when I'm done with uni
27:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll still be thinking of us during the day
27:00 <Dugnuts> hey if you know someone who can hook you up with a job
27:00 <Dugnuts> im sure you will get your dream
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: actually, I do
27:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
27:00 <TokenDaRing> family friend
27:00 <TokenDaRing> him and my grandfather go way back
28:00 <fest> he is b1's son
28:00 <fest> b1s son that was fucked to him
28:00 <Dugnuts> good old nepotism
28:00 <fest> HAHA
28:00 <Dugnuts> cant beat it
28:00 <TokenDaRing> fest: I'm waiting for you to "fuck me up"
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: it's how you get jobs these days :P
28:00 <fest> no thanks TokenDaRing not gay
28:00 <TokenDaRing> last job I got is because one of my mates worked there
28:00 <TokenDaRing> put in a word with his manager for me
28:00 <fest> keep that shit to yourself and b1 and picard
28:00 <TokenDaRing> 21:16:21] <fest> fuck you up
29:00 <TokenDaRing> ring any bells?
29:00 <Picard> living the fantasy hey TokenDaRing
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: lol
29:00 <TokenDaRing> you have no dreams left
29:00 <TokenDaRing> you're old, used up
29:00 <TokenDaRing> a husk
29:00 <TokenDaRing> your life will never get better than it is now
29:00 <TokenDaRing> it's one big downhill slope for you man
29:00 <Picard> im living the life dude
29:00 <TokenDaRing> body starts giving out for you
30:00 <TokenDaRing> esp at your weight
30:00 <partay> Haha poor pictard 
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: seize the day
30:00 <partay> Broke
30:00 <TokenDaRing> enjoy your life as much as you can now
30:00 <Picard> partgay u earn over $500k?
30:00 <TokenDaRing> the Grim Reaper will be knocking on your door soon enough my friend
30:00 <TokenDaRing> better lose some kilos if y ou want to keep on ticking
31:00 <fest> lol picard old man
31:00 <Picard> partgay?
31:00 <Picard> guess what?
31:00 <Picard> u cunts are getting old as we speak
31:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
31:00 <TokenDaRing> but
31:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll be dust in the ground
31:00 <TokenDaRing> and we'll still be alive
32:00 <Picard> really?
32:00 <Picard> u could die tomorrow
32:00 <TokenDaRing> according to Joe Hocket, we'll be living till we're 120
32:00 <TokenDaRing> HOckey*
32:00 <TokenDaRing> you, though
32:00 <TokenDaRing> you're done man
32:00 <Picard> lol 120
32:00 <TokenDaRing> better get that funeral plan ready
32:00 <Picard> the more the type the bigger the fuckhead u become
32:00 <partay> Haha poir pictard 
32:00 <fest> hahahah poor Picard and his loser bf TokenDaRing
32:00 <Picard> partay lets talk about your income dude
33:00 <partay> Broke 
33:00 <Picard> 3 times what i earn, pmsl
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: do you want your family to suffer when you pass on?
33:00 <partay> Poor pictard 
33:00 <fest> poor picard
33:00 <TokenDaRing> death can happen when you least expect it
33:00 <fest> poor anthony
33:00 <Picard> partgay how do u survive on dsp?
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: have you thought about how your family would cope when you finally move on
33:00 <Picard> i can understand why u are angry, tony is cutting u off
33:00 <TokenDaRing> how would they cover the funeral costs?
33:00 <fest> they would be so hard when he goes
34:00 <Picard> life insurance moron
34:00 <fest> suprise picards dead
34:00 <TokenDaRing> there are sudden costs
34:00 <Picard> super also
34:00 <TokenDaRing> and life insurance can take time to go through
34:00 <TokenDaRing> are your family ready for the inevitable?
34:00 <Picard> unlike u cunts living day to day i have money in the bank
35:00 <fest> when Picard dies it become a public holiday
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> state funeral
35:00 <Picard> at the opera house
35:00 <TokenDaRing> no, nationwide party
36:00 <partay> Hahaha pictard 
36:00 <fest> hahahahahah
36:00 <fest> PIC TARD
36:00 <Picard> partayu wanna tlk about income, lets go
36:00 <partay> Working till he's 70 
36:00 <Picard> lol try 55
36:00 <TokenDaRing> partay: he's gotta support his wife
36:00 <pictard> his wife hates him
36:00 <TokenDaRing> all that money shes spending on clothes
36:00 <TokenDaRing> and motel rooms
36:00 <pictard> took him off to a tranny parlour
37:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmm wouldnt mind a wood fired pizza about now
37:00 <TokenDaRing> good luck getting one at 10:40pm in Mildura
38:00 <Picard> easy done idiot
38:00 <pictard> pictard
38:00 <Picard> have on here in 30 mins
38:00 <Picard> lol fest
38:00 <pictard> picard what is your fav ice cream ?
38:00 <pictard> type of ice cream snack 
39:00 <Picard> coffee
42:00 <partay> LOL
43:00 <partay> poor pictard 
44:00 <TokenDaRing> pictard is telling me to fight him RL in PM
44:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:41:58] <pictard> id reck u so hard cubnrt
44:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:42:14] <pictard> break ur fucking  head dog
44:00 <doctor> he drunk?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe
45:00 <TokenDaRing> probably has a carer who's not there
45:00 <doctor> lol
47:00 <partay> Hahaha pictard 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> pictard has nothing
06:00 <partay> Ugly fat bald and broke 
07:00 <TokenDaRing> who is the guy with the pictard nick anyway
07:00 <under> hello
08:00 <TokenDaRing> hi under
08:00 <pictard> hi
08:00 <under> 5.10 km in 37 min
08:00 <under> not bad
11:00 <partay> If you're in a wheelchair 
11:00 <TokenDaRing> lol yeah
11:00 <TokenDaRing> did you run or walk that?
14:00 <under> both
14:00 <under> partay: i'm 85kg
15:00 <partay> Just kidding dude
15:00 <partay> Good effort 
19:00 <elcobra> ne1 in perth, msg me
20:00 <under> perth?
20:00 <under> i dont like it
20:00 <TokenDaRing> perth is boring
20:00 <under> more than ade?
20:00 <TokenDaRing> on par
20:00 <under> this summer i'll go to us
21:00 <under> have relatives there
21:00 <TokenDaRing> cool
22:00 <under> https://stallman.org/facebook.html
23:00 <elcobra> asl perth?
23:00 <dole> wat?
24:00 <elcobra> join #perth
24:00 <elcobra> asl...
24:00 <dole> what?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> hi dole
24:00 <dole> yeah hello
24:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
25:00 <dole> what tha fark is going on here mate?
25:00 <partay> Dole meet Picard 
25:00 <dole> who the hell is that?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> dole are you ok?
25:00 <dole> i think so!
26:00 <TokenDaRing> dole how was your day?
26:00 <dole> better before i logged into this
26:00 <TokenDaRing> what happened?
26:00 <dole> :O
26:00 <dole> i slept most of the day
26:00 <dole> and dreamed of pizza
27:00 <Dugnuts> its a nice dream
27:00 <dole> wtf is a six inch rambo?
27:00 <elcobra> '
27:00 <elcobra> prtyj jre
27:00 <elcobra> perth here
27:00 <dole> wat?
27:00 <Dugnuts> someone who puts a headband on their cock?
28:00 <dole> okay
28:00 <dole> that could work.
30:00 <elcobra> worl.. work
32:00 <dole> what the fuck is wrong with you?
33:00 <elcobra> work
48:00 <nate> work it!
49:00 <elcobra> work
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