// #melbourne — 2015-03-06
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10:43:00 <Loof> i dont even know how to read noteops so fuck off already
10:46:00 <AzzA> righto loof, back off to the nut house for you.....DOCTOR!!!!
10:47:00 <Loof> and one more makes four
10:47:00 <Loof> i'm not reading them
10:47:00 <Loof> but if you can't think of anything better to do
10:47:00 <Loof> go for it
10:47:00 <Loof> moron
10:47:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof has suddenly turned into Chris somehow
10:48:00 <Loof> now spazza is joining the party
10:48:00 <Loof> spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa
10:49:00 <AzzA> it was a legit question
10:49:00 <AzzA> can you get any acid?
10:50:00 <TokenDaRing> I think loof needs a joint more than anything
10:50:00 <TokenDaRing> something to calm him down and chill him out
10:51:00 <Loof> /ignore NoteOP
10:51:00 <Loof> fixed
10:55:00 <Serenity> did your wife take your weed away
10:55:00 <faux> Darling yoooouuuuu
10:55:00 <faux> Areeeeee
10:55:00 <faux> The only exceptionnn
10:55:00 <Loof> i just harvested actually
10:56:00 <faux> Harvest me anus
10:56:00 <Loof> i've just been trolled all night
10:56:00 <Loof> by various cocksniffers
10:56:00 <psYbR> hey loof, you smell funny
10:56:00 <Loof> lol
10:57:00 <Serenity> sif let yourself be trolled
10:57:00 <Loof> psybr bully :P
10:59:00 <Loof> sheeple slavedrones EVERYWHERE
11:02:00 <British^Meat> lol @ Loof
11:05:00 <Loof> if you ever smelt my penis, would you let it come between us
11:05:00 <Loof> would you touch my nuts
11:06:00 <TokenDaRing> someone is tripping
11:07:00 <Loof> and spoon my dad to sleep
11:08:00 <British^Meat> A tennis ball has more edge than you Loof
11:09:00 <Serenity> lol
11:09:00 <Loof> if you found a lump in my anus, would you go and make me famous
11:09:00 <Serenity> http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201409/10/dd631ea0f7d20cff3af8ab1e03617954_650x.jpg
11:10:00 <Loof> pieter
11:15:00 <Loof> faux quacks
11:15:00 <Loof> faux quacks like a duck when she fucks
11:15:00 <Loof> and she'll fart on your balls for good luck
11:16:00 <faux> lmao
11:16:00 <faux> Wut.
11:16:00 <faux> feck just did the best poop
11:16:00 <faux> Was like a giant horse shit
11:18:00 <Loof> pen and paper is awesome for todo lists
11:18:00 <Loof> so much better than digital
11:18:00 <Loof> crossing shit off is so satisfying
11:24:00 <faux> 1. Buy weed
11:24:00 <faux> 2. Smoke weed
11:24:00 <faux> 3. Bash lingwa
11:26:00 <Loof> haven't you guys heard money makes you a better person?
11:26:00 <Loof> funny, neither have i
11:28:00 <faux> lmao
11:28:00 <faux> whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhaaaaattt
11:29:00 <psYbR> cool hwhip
11:32:00 <British^Meat> he channeling his inner beagle/Digerati/Bastardly_One/christopher/beeehh
11:34:00 <faux> Nah he always makes money references towards me
11:34:00 <faux> About my air con and living alone and how I can afford it
11:34:00 <faux> Its so weird
11:34:00 <faux> He thinks I'm loaded or something
11:34:00 <faux> I fucking wish.
11:34:00 <faux> Just cos he pays $25 rent for his wife's parents shitty home doesn't mean everyone else sucks
11:35:00 <British^Meat> heh, he has many a screw loose
11:42:00 <psYbR> rofl
11:42:00 <psYbR> what a random
11:52:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont think he even has a single screw tight
12:53:00 <slinky_J> http://likes.com/tech/the-sex-selfie-stick-is-exactly-what-it-sounds-like?v=m3bimXTqlkViZCrkTMgfD5I41ytHr20gkw&page=1
12:53:00 <slinky_J> lmfao
13:45:00 <faux> Bit rude m8
13:45:00 <Loof> BUTTCRIPPLE!
13:53:00 <psYbR> its his way of showing he likes you
13:56:00 <Loof> she could troll me less
13:56:00 <Loof> apart from that i feel meh
13:56:00 <Loof> she is on my ignore however
13:57:00 <British^Meat> lol, says the nick dropping moron
13:57:00 <Loof> but then most people here are
13:57:00 <psYbR> ignorelist = peopleimbutthurtatt
13:57:00 <Loof> no time for idiots
13:57:00 <Loof> or liars
13:57:00 <British^Meat> thats the way loof, everyone else is the idiot, not u
13:58:00 <Loof> i must have mistaken you for someone i liked
13:58:00 <Loof> cockstain
13:59:00 <Loof> funny how i only use ignore in here
13:59:00 <Loof> this place is a total assdisaster
13:59:00 <Loof> literally only sez and crip are cool
14:00:00 <Loof> and simba and xm
14:00:00 <British^Meat> someone call the wahmbulance
14:00:00 <Loof> i only come here for them
14:00:00 <psYbR> im cool, you forgot me
14:00:00 <Loof> no you seem nothing special actually
14:00:00 <Loof> sorry
14:00:00 <Loof> just sayin
14:01:00 <psYbR> you just don't see it
14:01:00 <Loof> maybe if women saw it you wouldn't be on irc with the nick psybr
14:01:00 <Loof> :P
14:34:00 <slinky_J> [13:30] <Loof> literally only sez and crip are cool
14:34:00 <slinky_J> [13:30] <Loof> and simba and xm
16:01:00 <TheRon> BIRTHDAY BOY!!
16:01:00 <TheRon> now where my hooker??
16:03:00 <nate> what type of hooker would u like
16:03:00 <TheRon> busty
16:04:00 <TheRon> see fez, always thinking of others
16:04:00 <TheRon> he's a good egg
16:05:00 <Fez> enjoy the tribreasted one
16:08:00 <TheRon> what could one do with 5 hookers??
16:12:00 <Fez> enjoy their breasts
16:12:00 <TheRon> i like beer
16:13:00 <Fez> do you like breasts?
16:14:00 <TheRon> can i have both?
16:14:00 <Fez> sure can
16:14:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm......cans
16:15:00 <Fez> what kind?
16:15:00 <TheRon> nig ones
16:15:00 <TheRon> big ones
16:16:00 <Fez> black ones?
16:16:00 <TheRon> white or asian
16:16:00 <TheRon> big black tits just says serena williams to me
16:17:00 <TheRon> is that racist?
16:17:00 <Fez> nope
16:18:00 <Fez> would you accept serena breasts?
16:18:00 <TheRon> bit butterface
16:20:00 <Fez> shouldnt be looking at her face
16:20:00 <TheRon> my bad
16:21:00 <Fez> its therons birthday and he can cry if he wants to
16:21:00 <TheRon> and i have
16:21:00 <Fez> poor guy
16:22:00 <TheRon> why don't other people want to join this adult conversation?
16:23:00 <Fez> not enough mention of breasts?
16:23:00 <TheRon> our obsession with breasts isn't totally juvenile
16:24:00 <TheRon> it's a livin' thing, what a terrible thing to lose
16:24:00 <TheRon> ELO rules
16:25:00 <nate> is that me?
16:25:00 <TheRon> is what you?
16:26:00 <Fez> elo better than breasts?
16:26:00 <TheRon> no
16:27:00 <Fez> breasts bigger than jesus?
16:27:00 <Fez> breasts that turn milk into beer
16:28:00 <TheRon> jesus needed an assistant named vanessa
16:28:00 <TheRon> because vanessa is a good name for an assistant
16:29:00 <Fez> vanessa had heavenly breasts
16:29:00 <TheRon> 2 of the 12 apostles
16:31:00 <TheRon> faux who won league last night?
16:33:00 <nate> rabbits by loads
16:33:00 <nate> 38 to 2 or something
16:33:00 <nate> 38 to 6
16:33:00 <nate> 36-6
16:33:00 <nate> ;p
16:34:00 <TheRon> fuck me drunk what a drubbing, 36-6 in what was often a spiteful affair
16:35:00 <nate> thaiday was at his sweaty fat best
16:35:00 <TheRon> during the game a forward pull out a crowbar or iron bar of some discription
16:35:00 <nate> few high hits
16:35:00 <nate> didnt help them
16:36:00 <TheRon> storm and dragons is the important one
16:36:00 <TheRon> go storm
16:38:00 <TheRon> fez rugby cheerleaders have breasts
16:39:00 <Fez> ladies nfl?
16:39:00 <Fez> in underwear?
16:39:00 <TheRon> genius
16:40:00 <Fez> naked lawn bowls? (females only)
16:40:00 <TheRon> age and weight restrictions
16:41:00 <Fez> good man
16:41:00 <psYbR> lol thems important
16:41:00 <TheRon> they bend over to bowl
16:42:00 <Fez> nice
16:43:00 <TheRon> i played against this hot petite 25 yo blonde chick once, couldn't stop looking at her arse
16:43:00 <nate> sounds like u are straight TheRon:)
16:44:00 <Fez> did you get her number/
16:44:00 <TheRon> her dad was a cop so best not to touch
16:44:00 <nate> whats he gonna do give u a ticket
16:44:00 <TheRon> come to think of it she was a cop too
16:45:00 <TheRon> nate honestly you would be brave enough to go there?
16:46:00 <TheRon> cops have guns
16:47:00 <nate> sure
16:47:00 <TheRon> going out for dinner tonight, might even wear jeans and a shirt
16:47:00 <nate> i will give her a bad sexual experience
16:47:00 <nate> no worries!
16:48:00 <TheRon> after a shag i shower and don't expect the chick to still be there
16:51:00 <TheRon> japanese restaurant tonight
16:51:00 <partay> saki saki
16:51:00 <TheRon> poison fish, poison fish...ah tasty fish
16:52:00 <psYbR> teriyaki chicken mmm
16:52:00 <TheRon> better have carlton draught on tap
16:52:00 <partay> katsudon
16:53:00 <partay> teriaki is so macdonalds
16:53:00 <TheRon> my order is simple, a shitload of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce
16:53:00 <partay> and a side og faux
16:53:00 <partay> of*
16:53:00 <TheRon> try anything once
16:54:00 <nate> sweet chilli with soya?
16:54:00 <TheRon> i like wasabi
16:54:00 <nate> steamed fried or oven?
16:54:00 <TheRon> steamed
16:54:00 <nate> ever made your own dimsims?
16:55:00 <TheRon> no
16:55:00 <nate> dimsim party would be cool
16:55:00 <TheRon> could probably do it, i have the asian basics there
16:55:00 <nate> yumcha or whatever they call it
16:55:00 <TheRon> oh i've had yum cha
16:56:00 <nate> with quality ingredients :0
16:56:00 <nate> usually asian food is just a cat n dog mixed together
16:56:00 <nate> unless u live in asian
16:56:00 <nate> asia:)
16:56:00 <TheRon> i have my cupboard stocked with soy oyser fish sauce and sesame oil
16:57:00 <TheRon> oyster sauce is the best stuff
16:57:00 <partay> TheRon i think youre turning japanese
16:57:00 <partay> i really think so
16:57:00 <TheRon> i really think so
16:57:00 <TheRon> turning japanese is the man's big O face
16:58:00 <nate> partay on garth
16:58:00 <TheRon> partay: on wayne
16:59:00 <TheRon> love this song
16:59:00 <TheRon> pulp - disco 2000
17:01:00 <partay> great song
17:02:00 <partay> RIP Deborah
17:05:00 <TheRon> billy joel - you're only human (second wind)
17:07:00 <TheRon> i really shouldn't be drinking on an empty stomach
17:08:00 <TheRon> whats life without whimsy
17:08:00 <partay> wtf
17:08:00 <partay> *SIP*
17:08:00 <TheRon> 3rd stubby
17:08:00 <partay> no-one drink beer anymore
17:08:00 <TheRon> it's my b'day i can drink when i wat to
17:09:00 <partay> Happy Birthday TheRon
17:09:00 <TheRon> no bastard has got me a hooker for my b'day
17:09:00 <partay> faux ...
17:09:00 <partay> its TheRon's bday
17:10:00 <TheRon> i can't go a dragons supporter
17:10:00 <TheRon> just seems wrong somehow
17:10:00 <partay> indeed
17:10:00 <partay> it is wrong
17:11:00 <TheRon> also sharks manly and bulldogs supporters
17:11:00 <partay> yep
17:11:00 <partay> and broncos
17:11:00 <TheRon> nah they be ok
17:11:00 <partay> no
17:11:00 <partay> lol at them last night
17:12:00 <TheRon> they were shit
17:12:00 <partay> worse than shit
17:12:00 <partay> didnt even come close.... 1 lucky try
17:12:00 <TheRon> rabbits are ok, they need all the charity they can get
17:13:00 <Fez> is it netball season yet?
17:13:00 <partay> im a cowboys supporter
17:13:00 <partay> but good to see the rabbits do well
17:13:00 <TheRon> yes! actually
17:13:00 <TheRon> rounds start this weekend
17:13:00 <Fez> nice
17:15:00 <TheRon> 10 years since paul hester died to the month
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies!
17:15:00 <partay> yah.. suicide is a bitch
17:16:00 <Dugnuts> its a permanent solution to a temporary problem
17:16:00 <TheRon> i put paul hester's death on par with phillip hughes
17:16:00 <Dugnuts> well unless you have a deadly condition
17:16:00 <Fez> forever 63 not out
17:16:00 <nate> i just died in partays bathtub tonite
17:17:00 <partay> it was filled with acid
17:18:00 <partay> and watches nate go down the plughole
17:18:00 <TheRon> has there been any 63's in the world cup??
17:18:00 <TheRon> did they show the respects??
17:18:00 <Fez> aus shouldve declared on 404
17:19:00 <TheRon> what were they thinking??
17:19:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
17:19:00 <Dugnuts> score not found 404
17:19:00 <partay> can you declare a 50 over game ?
17:20:00 <TheRon> Dugnuts: a little respect please
17:20:00 <Dugnuts> for who?
17:20:00 <TheRon> partay you can declare in any game of cricket
17:20:00 <Dugnuts> you ugly sods?
17:20:00 <TheRon> phillip hughes
17:20:00 <Fez> cant declare
17:20:00 <Fez> only in tests
17:20:00 <partay> Dugnuts like my nuts
17:21:00 <TheRon> in a limited overs game you just wouldn't
17:21:00 <partay> on your chin ?
17:21:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
17:21:00 <Dugnuts> you wish buddy
17:21:00 <TheRon> turkey slap the fucker
17:21:00 <Fez> ballchinnian
17:22:00 <Fez> terrible desease
17:23:00 <partay> lol
17:23:00 <TheRon> 50 shades just for the breasts??
17:23:00 <faux> What partay?
17:23:00 <faux> I'm doing uni work what do you want lol
17:23:00 <partay> TheRon wants a birthday kiss
17:23:00 <TheRon> friday it's happy hour
17:23:00 <faux> Grrat
17:24:00 <partay> lol
17:25:00 <TheRon> partay: something you said?
17:25:00 <partay> lol
17:26:00 <partay> she's on her way over
17:26:00 <TheRon> damn
17:27:00 <TheRon> i want her to be my kiki dee to my elton john
17:27:00 <TheRon> my dolly to my kenny
17:29:00 <TheRon> hi
17:29:00 <partay> your penis to her cockwarmer
17:30:00 <TheRon> well....yes!
17:30:00 <TheRon> anybody realise i'm kidding
17:31:00 <TheRon> sia - chandelier
17:32:00 <partay> ewwwww
17:32:00 <partay> wtf
17:32:00 <TheRon> it grows on you
17:32:00 <partay> no
17:32:00 <partay> it
17:32:00 <partay> doesnt
17:33:00 <TheRon> uptown funk?
17:33:00 <partay> negor
17:34:00 <TheRon> phill collins?
17:34:00 <partay> yes to phill
17:35:00 <TheRon> wouldn't you agree we got a groovy kind of love
17:36:00 <partay> its up in the air tonight
17:36:00 <TheRon> how i wish it would rain down
17:36:00 <partay> it would be another day in paradise
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> do
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> go out you bastards
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> so
18:12:00 <partay> Dugnuts its friday night.. why arent you out picking up slutz ?
18:14:00 <Dugnuts> im about to head out with a friend of mine
18:14:00 <Dugnuts> just waiting for him to come around
18:16:00 <partay> wingman
18:16:00 <partay> bit early to head out
18:16:00 <partay> bingo parlour ?
18:19:00 <AzzA> rsl club>
18:19:00 <AzzA> hu hu hu
18:21:00 <Dugnuts> nope
18:21:00 <Dugnuts> going into the city
18:24:00 <Dugnuts> gonna partaaaay
19:20:00 <mzyoyo> whatsup fuckers
19:21:00 <phlick123> what's everyone upto?
19:21:00 <mzyoyo> sex
19:21:00 <mzyoyo> what are you up to?
19:47:00 <Nikky`> Don't all speak at once
19:47:00 <mzyoyo> ferkuk
19:47:00 <mzyoyo> hi NIkky
19:47:00 <Nikky`> Hi :o)
19:48:00 <mzyoyo> shit I'm bored lol
19:48:00 <mzyoyo> what's up?
19:48:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot..chillin
19:48:00 <Nikky`> enjoying the long weekend coming up
19:48:00 <mzyoyo> that's ages away isn't it?
19:49:00 <Nikky`> Mon
19:49:00 <mzyoyo> what holiday is that?
19:49:00 <AzzA> Nikky` :o
19:49:00 <Nikky`> Labor
19:49:00 <Nikky`> weekend
19:49:00 <AzzA> happy pants off friday to you ;)
19:49:00 <Nikky`> AzzA.. oh how I missed you
19:49:00 <Nikky`> thank you thank you
19:49:00 <AzzA> it was labor day last weekend :P
19:50:00 <Nikky`> Ours is this Mon
19:50:00 <AzzA> Nikky` ive missed you too :P
19:50:00 <Nikky`> tho, my most are working
19:50:00 <Nikky`> See, I nearly believed you AzzA..until the :P
19:50:00 <mzyoyo> oh
19:50:00 <mzyoyo> that's just a victoria thing
19:51:00 <mzyoyo> fuck you
19:51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
19:51:00 <mzyoyo> I don't get that here
19:51:00 <AzzA> that was me just trying to lick you
19:51:00 <Nikky`> Vic and think SA
19:51:00 <Nikky`> oooh then lick away
19:51:00 <AzzA> ;)
19:51:00 <Nikky`> I got my car back today - so purdy n fixed n clean
19:52:00 <AzzA> should have bought a Jeep ;)
19:52:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:52:00 <mzyoyo> I want a public holida
19:52:00 <mzyoyo> '
19:52:00 <mzyoyo> y
19:52:00 <mzyoyo> oh fuck you typing
19:52:00 <Kynetic> if he bought a jeep it would still be in the shop
19:52:00 <Nikky`> Yours will come
19:53:00 <AzzA> why?
19:53:00 <AzzA> would it still be in the shop?
19:53:00 <mzyoyo> I want a boyfriend
19:53:00 <Kynetic> because its a jeep.
19:53:00 <mzyoyo> buy me one
19:53:00 <mzyoyo> I cried at work today
19:53:00 <Christopher> :(
19:53:00 <Nikky`> Why?
19:54:00 <mzyoyo> ahh
19:54:00 <mzyoyo> because a manager made a complaint about me
19:54:00 <Nikky`> I was nearly in tears but because I was super stressed and so much fucking work to get done and ppl kept calling and emails
19:54:00 <mzyoyo> :(
19:54:00 <mzyoyo> it's friggen stressful right?
19:55:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, usually it wouldnt be but some other part of company promised things before talking to me
19:55:00 <Nikky`> jerks
19:56:00 <AzzA> well i will tell you what will help you relieve stress.......blow job...you need to give more head!!!
19:56:00 <mzyoyo> your mum needs to give more head
19:56:00 <Nikky`> His mum gives me amazing head
19:56:00 <faux> Pocs
19:56:00 <faux> Pics
19:57:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:57:00 <mzyoyo> lol
19:57:00 <mzyoyo> picpoc
19:57:00 <mzyoyo> yeah the manager made that complaint because some lady I spoke to wrote a long arse email about me being rude
19:57:00 <AzzA> mzyoyo i was going to buy you a jeep until that comment...
19:58:00 <Serenity> mzyoyo rude? well i never
19:58:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:58:00 <mzyoyo> who has the fucking time to write a long arse email about that - do some work
19:58:00 <AzzA> now you are stuck with a shitty 3rd hand hyundai getz with NO power steering or windows, and itsdone 250,000kms the time round
19:58:00 <Nikky`> I get amazing compliments from the executives I deal with and internal ones.. but I am awesome and lovely
19:58:00 <mzyoyo> I don't think I was rude
19:58:00 <mzyoyo> I was direct for sure
19:58:00 <AzzA> 3rd^
19:58:00 <mzyoyo> I was trying to help a customer who needed money for an operation
19:59:00 <Nikky`> Some ppl are just more sensitive than others
20:00:00 <mzyoyo> Yeah true
20:00:00 <mzyoyo> but next time I'll make them explain to the customer why they fucked up
20:01:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I had having to call ppl to apologise for others fuck ups
20:01:00 <mzyoyo> yep
20:01:00 <AzzA> aint nobody got time for sensitivity
20:01:00 <mzyoyo> and I think until that person actually deals with it themselves head on they won't learn
20:02:00 <Nikky`> hate not had
20:02:00 <mzyoyo> I have to do it every day
20:03:00 <Nikky`> I don't thank god
20:03:00 <mzyoyo> oh shit that reminds me i forgot something
20:03:00 <mzyoyo> lmao
20:03:00 <mzyoyo> argh I'm so disorganised
20:04:00 <mzyoyo> this annoying girl at work might get fired :)
20:04:00 <Nikky`> I even typed up an email and left it in drafts for someone to forward it on once I got info because I had to leave early and it didn't come in time
20:04:00 <Nikky`> How organised I am
20:04:00 <AzzA> mzyoyo arent you in perth?
20:04:00 <mzyoyo> no I'm not
20:04:00 <AzzA> oh
20:05:00 <AzzA> i was going to say we had a public holiday last weekend
20:05:00 <mzyoyo> pretty organised Nikky`
20:05:00 <mzyoyo> shall I say. Quite organised
20:05:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I like getting all my work done, tho some have to wait till Tues now
20:05:00 <mzyoyo> my job feels like chaos
20:06:00 <mzyoyo> I had only 2 days training on this really complicated product
20:06:00 <mzyoyo> it's doing everyone's head it
20:06:00 <Nikky`> tho, I got email from my health insurance.. damn increase *raises fist*
20:08:00 <Nikky`> What every girl loves.. good fisting
20:08:00 <mzyoyo> what flavour is red velvet>
20:08:00 <mzyoyo> ?
20:09:00 <mzyoyo> The combination of buttermilk and vinegar affect the acidity of the cake, which leads to the fluffy texture. Also, there's not enough cocoa powder to turn them into true chocolate cupcakes, but just enough to give a hint of that cocoa. Lastly, cream cheese frosting is a must for red velvet cake.
20:10:00 <slinky_J> im cooking tomatoes
20:10:00 <slinky_J> tomatos
20:10:00 <slinky_J> i h8 some words.
20:11:00 <TokenDaRing> evening
20:11:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey Hey
20:17:00 <Nikky`> omg - its couleurs
20:17:00 <Christopher> man lol
20:17:00 <Christopher> how boring
20:17:00 <couleurs> hi Nikkers
20:18:00 <Nikky`> Hi lovely
20:18:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
20:18:00 <TokenDaRing> hows it going?
20:18:00 <Christopher> its not
20:18:00 <Christopher> boring
20:18:00 <Nikky`> I said hi TokenDaRing.. say it back you rude fucker
20:19:00 <TokenDaRing> hallo Nikky`
20:19:00 <Nikky`> Much better
20:19:00 <Nikky`> Don't do it again - got it? good
20:19:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: why is it boring?
20:20:00 <Christopher> cause everyone dont think nething like me
20:21:00 <Christopher> all having views on shit
20:21:00 <Christopher> they know nothing about
20:21:00 <Christopher> like since internet ppl think they are smarter
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be harder to be smarter than a drug fried schitzo
20:22:00 <couleurs> hello ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:22:00 <Christopher> yeah that why i win over u Bastardly_One
20:22:00 <Christopher> ur the drug fuck
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> just proved my point spastic
20:22:00 <Christopher> nope
20:22:00 <Christopher> i will king hit u
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
20:23:00 <Christopher> mr one lung
20:23:00 <Christopher> smoked to much drugs did ya
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent ... then you'll be a drug fried spastic in jail
20:23:00 <Christopher> nope
20:23:00 <Christopher> they will say u deserved it
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww, you mad because people are more intelligent than you are?
20:24:00 <Christopher> no
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going to have a very angry life then spastic
20:24:00 <Christopher> they think they are better than they are
20:24:00 <Christopher> like u
20:24:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I am better than you
20:25:00 <Christopher> Bastardly_One u are a old cunt that smokes bongs
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I *know* I am better than you
20:25:00 <Christopher> Bastardly_One time to quit weed
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact 99% of this channel is
20:25:00 <Christopher> grow up
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> od :)
20:25:00 <Christopher> u have fake illness Bastardly_One
20:25:00 <Christopher> fucken lying cunt
20:26:00 <Christopher> oh i smoke shit makes ppl paranoid every day i buy ounces i am Bastardly_One
20:26:00 <Christopher> and say i have a stress problem
20:26:00 <Christopher> maybe u quit the weed Bastardly_One
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah blah blah
20:26:00 <Christopher> nah
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe you should take your meds and fuck up
20:27:00 <Christopher> until u can achieve quiting
20:27:00 <Christopher> u no better than me
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong!
20:27:00 <Christopher> nope
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is better than you
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, everyone tells you
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> how can we all be wrong
20:27:00 <Christopher> thats cause u are stupid dumb dumb head
20:28:00 <Fez> its ok to chat in a chat room
20:28:00 <Christopher> yeah
20:28:00 <Christopher> but not about bullshit
20:28:00 <couleurs> u guys wanna go me?
20:28:00 <Christopher> if u got breasts
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> man the fuck up
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> stop being emo
20:29:00 <TokenDaRing> no time for tears man
20:29:00 <Christopher> see there u go again
20:29:00 <Christopher> another stupid dum dum head
20:29:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone used that menulog shit?
20:30:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I have
20:30:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not bad
20:30:00 <Christopher> take away food sucks
20:30:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: you pretty much live on home brand trash
20:30:00 <Christopher> nope
20:30:00 <TokenDaRing> like, normal people don't eat the way you do
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> was about to say the area I was in a couple of weeks ago who's take out participates in that are quite good
20:31:00 <Christopher> i was taking it out on takeaway
20:31:00 <Christopher> not
20:31:00 <Christopher> u
20:31:00 <Christopher> why do u stupid dum dum heads make it about me
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> friend cunt
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> I just went out and had indian for dinner before with my future brother in law
20:31:00 <Christopher> we do care
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry not indian
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> thai tonight
20:31:00 <Christopher> if u would tell some one else
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, food bribes?
20:31:00 <Christopher> not on austnet
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> are they working?
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: nah we're just hanging out
20:31:00 <Christopher> Bastardly_One
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: do you ever go out and eat
20:32:00 <Christopher> i gonna bribe to get u zlined for good
20:32:00 <Christopher> when i get cash
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough token
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> at like, a resturant?
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> not maccas
20:32:00 <couleurs> RIP harris ford
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm due for my weekly eating out
20:32:00 <Christopher> if we had stats on this channel
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got around to it this week
20:32:00 <Christopher> Bastardly_One would have said the most
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> might make it on sunday ... quieter then
20:33:00 <Christopher> its like u got no friends to see in real life so u bore a pack of bored cunts
20:33:00 <Christopher> hey Bastardly_One
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> talking about yourself nut bar eh?
20:33:00 <Christopher> no
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the only one rambling shit rn
20:33:00 <Christopher> u are the most boring cunt
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of us are chatting to each other
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Christopher
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> then use IGNORE and fuck up you stupid cunt
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> you could type it all in notepad
20:34:00 <Christopher> no u shut up Bastardly_One
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> and it would be the same
20:34:00 <Christopher> for once
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One you can have a convo with
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh token
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: you just end up ranting about some girl or shit
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a broken record
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard we've best friends now *insert eye roll*
20:35:00 <Christopher> nope
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry for getting over it yeah?
20:35:00 <Christopher> personally
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> we better go back to trolling each other
20:35:00 <Christopher> i dont like typing shit
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> "i fried" "I wait for her, she come back" "i quit weed"
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> lol B1
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: the only other thing you do is rage at everyone else in here
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> and blame them for your problems
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> he
20:36:00 <Christopher> i say nah
20:36:00 <Christopher> an watch u go christopher :
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> has been trying to blame me for let's see
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> years now
20:36:00 <Christopher> ur the broken records
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu or you'll have the CAT team rang on you again
20:36:00 <Christopher> go ahead
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> believe me, adrian is sucking up my arse hard
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll do it
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> when you least expect it :)
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> so silence
20:37:00 <faux> lmao
20:37:00 <Christopher> no faggot
20:37:00 <Christopher> Bastardly_One go suck a goats dick
20:37:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: no need t o be homophobic ok man
20:37:00 <TokenDaRing> that's just not fucking cool
20:37:00 <Christopher> guys checking out guys
20:37:00 <Christopher> ???
20:38:00 <Christopher> nah that is not cool
20:38:00 <TokenDaRing> it's fine by ne
20:38:00 <TokenDaRing> me*
20:38:00 <TokenDaRing> why should I care if some guys like to do that?
20:38:00 <Christopher> letting ppl think insane
20:38:00 <Christopher> basically that is
20:38:00 <Christopher> personally
20:38:00 <Christopher> gays suck
20:38:00 <TokenDaRing> and pretty well too, I'm told
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: they're getting more sex than you ever will :)
20:39:00 <Christopher> wow their asses get stretched
20:39:00 <Christopher> glad i dont get sex
20:40:00 <Christopher> and sex is nothing
20:40:00 <Christopher> only starts ya life
20:40:00 <Christopher> or ends it
20:40:00 <Christopher> ends freedom
20:40:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher: do you have freedom?
20:40:00 <Christopher> yep
20:41:00 <TokenDaRing> freedom to do what?
20:41:00 <Christopher> smack u across the face
20:41:00 <TokenDaRing> come to QLD and try it
20:41:00 <Christopher> pussy
20:41:00 <TokenDaRing> see how fast QLDpol handles you
20:41:00 <TokenDaRing> and carts you away to the psych ward at PA
20:41:00 <Christopher> like u one with crazy ideas
20:41:00 <Christopher> saying come to qld
20:42:00 <Christopher> maybe u should be locked up
20:42:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry, yeah, you're right
20:42:00 <TokenDaRing> that is crazy
20:42:00 <Christopher> youre delusional
20:42:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd have to leave your home
20:42:00 <Christopher> fuck the ones that talk heaps in this channel are retarded
20:43:00 <Christopher> end story
20:43:00 <Christopher> 2cents
20:43:00 <TokenDaRing> is that your dj name?
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 Cent
20:44:00 <TokenDaRing> DJ 2 CENT IN DA HOUSE
20:44:00 <TokenDaRing> came in on his push bike
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> which was stolen
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> from a primary school bike shed
20:44:00 <TokenDaRing> oh
20:45:00 <TokenDaRing> came in on a bus then
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... theres a tism song like that
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> flew in from Ibiza? Nuh, caught the bus from airport west
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be consulting with the voices in his head for his next epic insult
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> or yelling at the wall
20:48:00 <Nikky`> Sometimes the wall deserves it
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> or kicking the cat
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> that cat really doesnt look right in the head
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> poor thing
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi Nikky` :)
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been meaning to say that for the last hour
20:49:00 <Nikky`> Hey
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> is it wet down your way?
20:49:00 <Nikky`> Nah
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be going to Mt Eliza tomorrow
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> for the afternoon
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really don't wanna ... I was hoping you had bad weather ... would of been a decent excuse
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone heard The Beards?
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not and want to know what they're like
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'll YT
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
20:55:00 <slinky_J> O_o
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty funny
20:55:00 <Fez> have you considered having sex with a bearded man
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> this song called If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> is really good
20:55:00 <Fez> or, if your dad doesnt have a beard you got 2 mums
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so you know them
20:56:00 <Fez> yes
20:56:00 <Fez> yes i do
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound alright ... playing here in a few weeks
20:56:00 <Fez> if it wasnt odvious
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> does he always sing like that?
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me a bit of electric six gone accoustic
20:57:00 <Nikky`> night night
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> dear lord
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I see every song is about beards
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
21:01:00 <Fez> having a beard is the new not having a beard
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 albums about beards
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> proof there is nothing to do in Adelaide
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I love these guys ... why haven't I taken notice of them before?
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I have something to do in 2 wednesdays
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> see these guys
21:06:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
21:08:00 <slinky_J> the wizard of oz is on
21:08:00 <slinky_J> and its so sad
21:08:00 <slinky_J> because all of the midgets in it are dead
21:08:00 <slinky_J> everybody in it is dead.
21:08:00 <couleurs> Good.
21:09:00 <slinky_J> zombez on mi tele
21:09:00 <slinky_J> !! :o
21:11:00 <couleurs> Ok
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that Tea Party dude is coming
21:12:00 <slinky_J> more entertainin than chattin about beard songs
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Jeff whatshisface
21:12:00 <slinky_J> who carez
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> he should call himself Jim Morrison II though
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, the tea party were phenom
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> they were almost too talented
21:13:00 <slinky_J> i care not for bands
21:14:00 <slinky_J> one cannot simply care for a care bear!
21:14:00 <couleurs> coffee party ftw
21:16:00 <slinky_J> caw fee
21:25:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:25:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:26:00 <couleurs> kool
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari2600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:27:00 <couleurs> Ok
21:28:00 <faux> awks
21:28:00 <faux> Hey beegirl
21:28:00 <bee_girl> hey faux :)
21:28:00 <faux> how's it
21:28:00 <bee_girl> all good n u?
21:28:00 <faux> I'm alright
21:28:00 <couleurs> pics
21:28:00 <faux> Wanna sleep soon lol
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't let us stop you
21:29:00 <faux> But I have 42 pages to read for uni and I CBF starting
21:29:00 <bee_girl> yeah im ready to crash
21:29:00 <bee_girl> ugh
21:29:00 <bee_girl> that'll put u to sleep
21:29:00 <faux> haha
21:29:00 <faux> That's the plan
21:29:00 <faux> I started reading earlier and fell asleep
21:29:00 <faux> :')
21:29:00 <faux> I was just watching the movie orphan
21:31:00 <slinky_J> The movie doesn't mention Forrest's being an idiot savant, and sanitizes his sex life and the character's profanity. According to the author, the movie "took some of the rough edges off" Forrest, whom he envisioned being played by John Goodman.[3]
21:31:00 <slinky_J> The movie takes great advantage of special effects to have the characters interact with real people from history. It omits his time with NASA and some of his other careers, as well as his time with the cannibals and the ape named Sue.
21:31:00 <slinky_J> ^Forrest Gump would've been a laugh riot if that shit was put into the film!
21:32:00 <slinky_J> kinda_boringmale man up you piece of shit!
21:32:00 <nate> yeah get some cocaine
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> has he ever spoke?
21:33:00 <nate> b1 u can chat up anyone! go go go!
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen him in another channel for years and never ever seen him speak once
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> no whore
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> U!
21:33:00 <nate> hahah
21:33:00 <nate> yuyeeeeah!
21:33:00 <nate> boi
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly said how's shit?
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> but bad choice of words for you
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
21:34:00 <nate> good b1, just thinking of you makes me happy
21:34:00 <nate> ;D~
21:35:00 <nate> i wanted to watch the nbl gf
21:35:00 <nate> but its not on till later
21:35:00 <nate> i shouldnt watch it online lol
21:35:00 <slinky_J> this is some dope shit
21:35:00 <slinky_J> why wasnt it in this film
21:36:00 <slinky_J> 'He also plays in a Ping-Pong championship in China, and goes on a mission for NASA with a female astronaut and an ape named Sue. After their re-entry, they crash-land in South America and are captured and held by cannibals for four years.'
21:36:00 <slinky_J> lel
21:36:00 <slinky_J> this movie is SHIT
21:36:00 <couleurs> i'm dope
21:36:00 <nate> forrest hump was about the character
21:36:00 <nate> he did enough dope shit
21:37:00 <nate> he played ping pong right
21:37:00 <nate> and wasnt he in love with jenny
21:37:00 <nate> and does anyone like cannibals?
21:37:00 <nate> lol
21:38:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:38:00 <slinky_J> a dude a chick and an ape in space
21:38:00 <slinky_J> and cannibals
21:38:00 <slinky_J> thats killa
21:39:00 <nate> 3 way?
21:39:00 <nate> peeeel this banana!
21:43:00 <couleurs> =)
21:49:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
21:49:00 <couleurs> and i hate u
22:01:00 <slinky_J> couleurs this is how interesting u r to mi http://content.thehun.net/1950/1950101_A_redhead_pissing_on_some_rocks_from_Puffy.html
22:02:00 <couleurs> cool
22:20:00 <slinky_J> lel
22:20:00 <MrMark> boo
22:24:00 <nate> its that hottie MrMark!
22:24:00 <nate> u goto gym mark?
22:26:00 <MrMark> no
22:26:00 <MrMark> im just naturally sexy and hot
22:26:00 <nate> is this possible
22:27:00 <MrMark> yep
22:28:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/ybqSa78
22:38:00 <faux> What a fick
22:38:00 <faux> Dick
22:38:00 <nate> that ya boyfriend couleurs?:)
22:38:00 <nate> woop woop!
22:38:00 <couleurs> no that me
22:38:00 <couleurs> i'm fat elvis
22:39:00 <faux> his sideburns make me nervous
22:39:00 <faux> Maybe he's hiding small children in them
22:40:00 <pulp> Bastardly_One
22:40:00 <pulp> Bastardly_One: how are you?
22:41:00 <nate> yeah b1 how is dat sexy mug
23:02:00 <goldspade> hello msg me if need gap filling
23:03:00 <nate> dentist?
23:04:00 <goldspade> yeah if shes good at it
23:17:00 <slinky_J> i liek gap
23:31:00 <slinky_J> this room needs some new peeps
23:31:00 <slinky_J> tie them up for cyber. mmm
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