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16:00 <British^Meat> :) kakefarts
16:00 <British^Meat> so gonna use that...
51:00 <TheRiddler> weird
52:00 <TheRiddler> there's an eftpos debit on my account that I have never made
52:00 <TheRiddler> from today
52:00 <Serenity> its probably a delayed transaction
52:00 <TheRiddler> I paid all in cash
52:00 <Serenity> happens all the time on mine
52:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
53:00 <TheRiddler> it just says eftpos debit on the transaction history
53:00 <Serenity> once it goes through properly it will tell you what it was
53:00 <Serenity> can take a day or two sometimes
53:00 <TheRiddler> ok
53:00 <TheRiddler> also
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's on my debit credit which I dont use eftpos for
53:00 <TheRiddler> ever
54:00 <TheRiddler> thus why I find it weird
54:00 <Serenity> Keep an eue 
54:00 <Serenity> er
54:00 <Serenity> keep an eye on it if it doewnt come up in a couple days as something you did give em a call
54:00 <TheRiddler> ok
55:00 <nerdygirl> be good
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
55:00 <nerdygirl> night night all :) 
55:00 <TheRiddler> night
00:00 <TheRiddler> only thing I can think of is someone using a dodgy paywave device
32:00 <BlackDevil> South Dakota high school principal reportedly injured in campus shooting; suspected gunman in custody 
41:00 <Trevor> TheRiddler, thanks for the informative update
53:00 <Abortion> For you Fallout Shelter players. This is Carolyn Bowman. She is the Vault Librarian. She carries a Focused Gatling Laser. You don't fuck with her. http://imgur.com/gallery/SDgna4O
32:00 <BlackDevil> http://guardianlv.com/2014/04/ku-klux-klan-leader-busted-having-sex-with-black-male-prostitute/
52:00 <Abortion> lol
53:00 <Abortion> ashleighxtrinity: This is Carolyn Bowman. She is the Vault Librarian. She carries a Focused Gatling Laser. You don't fuck with her. http://imgur.com/gallery/SDgna4O
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hahaha
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> One of my guys has that gun :)
54:00 <Abortion> nice
55:00 <Abortion> I only just got it from a lunchbox
55:00 <Abortion> its my most powerful weapon
55:00 <Abortion> 21-24
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah same, by a huge amount. I have the guy with the best special at the vault entrance with it. Raiders get nowhere
56:00 <Abortion> oh I have a couple that are close
56:00 <Abortion> Lead Belcher 19-24, on expidition and a missle launcher 20-21 at the door
59:00 <Mew> what is this sorcery you speak of?
59:00 <Abortion> its a game
59:00 <Abortion> Fallout Shelter
00:00 <Abortion> ashleighxtrinity: Have you been dealing with deathclaws yet?
16:00 <Abortion> comments make a boring picture funny "This just in: multiple men glance at beautiful woman. Sources confirm the woman is indeed desired but does not want the men around her."
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hahaha
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yes deathclaws suck but they aren't so bad as long as i just sit there and dish out stimpacks
38:00 <Serenity> gs69azza
13:00 <Serenity> wheres stig
15:00 <BlackDevil> getting finger blasted
00:00 <MrMark> its me again!!!
11:00 <doctor> hi me, i'm you
12:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi you, I'm me
16:00 <MrMark> sexy
27:00 <British^Meat> I am , you are, we are australian
27:00 <MrMark> creamy
58:00 <British^Meat> hi ho!
14:00 <faux> Doodle <3
14:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
14:00 <Doodle> <3
31:00 <zaim> u two are cute.
36:00 <TheRon> 436!
49:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day
31:00 <doctor> downhearted, broken dreams that never really started
31:00 <doctor> that's a good dive bar song
41:00 <amelia> this would never happen with a clementine
44:00 <TheRon> oh no not you again
49:00 <faux> Lolol
50:00 <amelia> who
52:00 <TheRon> who made who, who made you
04:00 <TheRon> i might break into your cool world
06:00 <amsy> lollllll
06:00 <amsy> how is clementine stuck up?
06:00 <amsy> its just another type of mandarin??????
07:00 <TheRon> yeah but you'd still call it mandarin not a clementine
09:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahahahah
09:00 <amelia> clementine jus cracks me up
09:00 <TheRon> clementine jus would work with duck
11:00 <amsy> theyre called clementines though
11:00 <amsy> and in norwegian all mandarins are called klementiner
12:00 <amsy> so eambd
12:00 <Serenity> arent they the same thing?
12:00 <Serenity> honestly dont know
12:00 <amelia> CLeMeNTiNe
13:00 <faux> Lmao
13:00 <faux> FaT TaYLoR and her CLeMeNTiNe
13:00 <TheRon> i gotta say somethign!
13:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA
13:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <couleurs> hi
14:00 <Serenity> jamie oliver calls them clemantines and he can call them whatever he wants
14:00 <amsy> lol
14:00 <TheRon> jamie oliver struggles with english
14:00 <amsy> hi cc :v
14:00 <couleurs> hi clamsytine :v
14:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm.....clams
15:00 <Serenity> ah no i dont think he does
15:00 <TheRon> is pucka even a word?
17:00 <Serenity> it obviously slang in england.. and seeming we come from a country that uses slang for pretty much everything.. im not sure we can say they dont use real words
17:00 <amsy> haha yes
17:00 <couleurs> BvB play tomorrow... 
18:00 <faux> Stop trying to make clementine happen
18:00 <TheRon> beyern?
18:00 <faux> Its not going to happen
18:00 <couleurs> no
18:00 <amsy> its already happened here
18:00 <TheRon> ever cooked any of his meals, any good?
19:00 <amsy> it was here before i got here
19:00 <faux> Ohgod i have a whole mean girls scene in my head about clemetines
19:00 <faux> WHAT IS CLEMENTINE oh its like slang...from england
19:00 <faux> lmaoo bb i was quoting mean girls ok
19:00 <faux> Cos she saod its slang from england
20:00 <faux> Gosh u people suck. Watch teh greatest movie on earth pls tysm
20:00 <amsy> oh she meant pucka.
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <TheRon> why am i thinking, clementine is a blood orange?
20:00 <faux> I KNOW FUCK
20:00 <faux> Bunch of dugnuts rn
20:00 <Serenity> oh rofl
21:00 <TheRon> faux, the greatest movie of all time is top gun
21:00 <Serenity> did you see last night apparently im making up that hes annoying
21:00 <amsy> lmao
21:00 <amsy> did he say that after i had already told him in pm?
21:00 <couleurs> Boo, You Whore.
21:00 <faux> No i went to sleep
21:00 <amsy> he asked me if i thought he was an asshole and i said no, just annoying
21:00 <Clarkson> metal that shit like carcass and anthrax
22:00 <Serenity> i dunno amsy
22:00 <faux> my net was being shit and he asked me 79 times to skype
22:00 <Clarkson> this show is shit
22:00 <Serenity> but he was being even more weird
22:00 <faux> Im like no ok its gonna cut out every 4 mins hes like wel thats 4 mins
22:00 <faux> ..
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> He was in a good mood
22:00 <faux> I guess that makes him weird
23:00 <faux> i just let him be cos i hate when peoppe kill my buzz
23:00 <Serenity> he wasnt being in a good mood he was being a fucking weirdo
23:00 <couleurs> he's here now and you guys are talking trash about him!!!!!!! poor Dugnuts!!!!!!!!
23:00 <TheRon> stoned?
24:00 <Serenity> is it better if i go talk shit about him where he cant read it
24:00 <faux> Yes well he was in a good mood about his course thing 
24:00 <TheRon> you know what really grinds my gears, i don't know how the west coast team song goes
24:00 <Serenity> hes annoying every day, his course had nothing to do with it lol
25:00 <amsy> do you go for west coast TheRon?
25:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/649083238305038337 tay tay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <faux> Lol WHY ARE TOU SO DIFFICULT TO TALK TO.. he told me hes in a good mood thats why i said I GUESS HIM BEING IN A GOOD MOOD MAKES HIM WEIRD 
25:00 <faux> Well WEIRDER
25:00 <faux> MWAH LOVE U GUYS - dugnuts 
25:00 <faux> Lolleolzosozlozozozss
25:00 <faux> that was hilarious
26:00 <TheRon> this week i do yes!
26:00 <Dugnuts> haahaha
26:00 <amelia> classic white girl dancing
26:00 <amsy> poor form
26:00 <amelia> SKiNNY TaYLoR
26:00 <TheRon> why poor form
26:00 <faux> Lmaooo
27:00 <couleurs> she so fake bich hope she get fat
27:00 <TheRon> i hate hawthorn with a passion
27:00 <TheRon> 3rd on my hate list
28:00 <Serenity> i dont totally understand hating a football team
28:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/cr3/status/648967917858648064 lol
28:00 <TheRon> ever met a collingwood or essendon supporter?
28:00 <faux> Hawforn
29:00 <TheRon> hawthorn i just hold a grudge from '89
29:00 <faux> cos ur not passionate about the sport
29:00 <Serenity> oh ok
29:00 <amsy> lol bb the train announcer bitch in melbs used to say hawforn
29:00 <amelia> too busy being passionate over clementines
29:00 <amsy> well it sounded like it
29:00 <faux> how old were y in 8
29:00 <amsy> next station is HAWFORN
29:00 <faux> 89
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> Next stop hawforn where ull find a slut in me torlet
30:00 <amsy> lmao 
30:00 <faux> ok dinner time ilybb
30:00 <amsy> bona betit
30:00 <amsy> what ate tou habing im starving
30:00 <amsy> ...
30:00 <amsy> you having
30:00 <couleurs> ow rivwoar
30:00 <faux> what ate tou habing
30:00 <faux> prawn stirf
31:00 <faux> Come eats x
31:00 <amsy> see you in 10
31:00 <couleurs> haveing takeaway from red rooster
31:00 <amsy> lol ok craig
31:00 <Serenity> i wish i could have battered prawns
31:00 <Serenity> hnnngg
31:00 <couleurs> -- Tigggier
32:00 <amelia> red rooster LaMB
32:00 <amsy> lol so weird
32:00 <TheRon> 89 i was 10
32:00 <couleurs> aw shit people are bidding on my things i'm gonna be rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <amsy> share 
33:00 <TheRon> you selling your BvB gear?
33:00 <couleurs> huh no it's just junk
33:00 <Lumeah> No georgeandwell 
33:00 <couleurs> i only have a BvB shirt and scarf........... some1 buy me a cup 4 xmas
34:00 <couleurs> tqsm
34:00 <amsy> ok
34:00 <couleurs> send 2 PO BOX BvB 1989 tay tay
34:00 <TheRon> send him an fc oslo shirt
35:00 <TheRon> any norway teams in top flite?
36:00 <amsy> hm
36:00 <couleurs> oilerz
36:00 <amsy> vålerenga is oslos main team
36:00 <amsy> viking is my local
36:00 <TheRon> vikings is ballarat's
36:00 <doctor> wtb happiness
38:00 <TheRon> doctor, james reyne - motor's too fast
38:00 <TheRon> great song
39:00 <TheRon> what did pong do?
40:00 <TheRon> rob a bank with ping?
42:00 <couleurs> yes
42:00 <TheRon> damn!
43:00 <TheRon> i liked ping he liked breasts
43:00 <Clarkson> what about man boobs
43:00 <TheRon> hey look some chicks are into them
44:00 <TheRon> whats the best way to die?
44:00 <TheRon> mine is a motorboating accident
45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU6WC4dpaHM
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grab That Auto 5 Views: 58,372 Uploader: Jerma985 Uploaded: Sep 30, 2015 Duration: 8m54s Rating: 4.98
45:00 <couleurs> lmao
46:00 <georgeandwell> n e grl
46:00 <georgeandwell> 111r
46:00 <georgeandwell> hey hows things
48:00 <doctor> james reyne gottsa good spirit
48:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <doctor> i wouldn't mind not knowing how I die
49:00 <TheRon> by motorboating i mean my face between two huge tits
50:00 <doctor> think of the poor lady who has to deal with your lifeless body after
50:00 <amsy> lol good yt
50:00 <TheRon> i won't know about it
51:00 <amsy> thats a bank vault load of money..... 20 bucks.
51:00 <couleurs> You Are Dead 
51:00 <couleurs> lmao
51:00 <couleurs> this is gold
55:00 <amsy> lol fuck
56:00 <amsy> actual tears
59:00 <TheRon> how can i not believe what Ita tells to
59:00 <TheRon> me to
00:00 <longgreasydick> good afternoon faggots
00:00 <TheRon> doctor: boom crash opera?
06:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12046579_1630993807163008_3885990616079650426_n.jpg?oh=45acc588fde788ed86f3777f315e6968&oe=56A5AFCA
06:00 <TheRon> dead right
07:00 <TheRon> brownlow was given to a white man
07:00 <Doodle> woman
07:00 <Doodle> she looked radiant
07:00 <longgreasydick> everyone knows white men are superior
07:00 <TheRon> doodle, that was nat fyfe
08:00 <Doodle> she is pretty
08:00 <Doodle> quite big tits too
08:00 <TheRon> i thought she was a bit of a surfboard
09:00 <TheRon> doodle was big pig ever on the big gig?
09:00 <Doodle> i think they were
10:00 <TheRon> that was villi vanilli
10:00 <TheRon> milli vanilli
12:00 <TheRon> doodle, you don't know tum and phul?
15:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth, c'mon c'mon c'mon
19:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/598577_10151149450257687_808750991_n.jpg?oh=907cc14555a41d5240ca0367206b8dde&oe=56948675
20:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers, i get all the girls
20:00 <TheRon> funny
23:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83N2FwsgfI8
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: iPhone 6 S. Not much has changed. Views: 22,371 Uploader: Timothy Buchanan Uploaded: Sep 29, 2015 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 4.64
25:00 <TheRon> you am i - berlin chair
30:00 <TheRon> lookin like a choir girl, she's crying like a refugee
31:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
32:00 <TheRiddler> made a few changes to my diet
32:00 <TheRon> no "the other white meat"?
32:00 <TheRiddler> bought some chicken pieces to snack on instead of going to the cookies lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> and dip to dip ham slices in
33:00 <TheRon> wings are best during the footy
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
35:00 <TheRon> get em out
37:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
38:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/BLSp_xU6x5U
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: They're taking our jerbs! Views: 6,789 Uploader: juliusmarx Uploaded: Sep 29, 2015 Duration: 0m23s Rating: 4.65
39:00 <amelia> chicken pieces?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ron - get yours out dude
40:00 <TheRon> oh but i want you to
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, but i want you to!
43:00 <TheRon> getting mine out would just to all the disappointment i've given to women over the years
43:00 <TheRon> women
44:00 <TheRon> add
44:00 <TheRon> my favourite word after sex is sorrty
44:00 <TheRon> sorry
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> next then
48:00 <Doodle> and den
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hello you
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows it hang in'?
48:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hangin'
48:00 <TheRon> doodle knows what i'm sayin'
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah at work
48:00 <Doodle> ofun
48:00 <amelia> last day of de month
48:00 <amelia> aka shave legs day
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the computers don't work - yet wifi does
48:00 <Doodle> film it amelia
48:00 <amelia> already done m8
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks like…. I'm doing FUCK all 
49:00 <Doodle> ugh dont even talk to me about computers
49:00 <amelia> I'm ready for October
49:00 <amelia> bring it on
49:00 <Doodle> i've had to deal with 6 fucked ones today
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh.. yeah it's warming up. I should wax mine soon
49:00 <couleurs> i'm useing a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah! 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm couleurs
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not - i'm using a can and a string
49:00 <Doodle> i might shave me legs too
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
49:00 <Doodle> boredom
50:00 <amelia> do it
50:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/1H2bRd91sZw
50:00 <amelia> film it
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50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh- was gonna say… bike rider
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Doodle> no
50:00 <Doodle> ew
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no hair on legs, that'll totes impress the ladies
50:00 <TheRon> don't shave the chest, comes back twice as bad
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do love hearts in your leg hair doodle
50:00 <Doodle> probably
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll signal to the ladies you're gay, or available 
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> making you more approachable :P
51:00 <amelia> signal to the men
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the hat
51:00 <Doodle> i'm approachable
51:00 <TheRon> doodle does like his coffee black
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.freshpromotions.com.au/uploaded/thumbnails/kids-legionaire1_12842_400xauto.jpg
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> this makes me giggle all the time!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol!!
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh too funny!
52:00 <amelia> no hat no play
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
52:00 <Doodle> i have jocks with that on them
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> well wear em
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> both
52:00 <TheRon> put a puppet on it
52:00 <amelia> i went to catholic school n they made us wesr those flap hats like that
52:00 <amelia> caps were banned
52:00 <Doodle> flap hats
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that's why god is crap
52:00 <amelia> we were not permitted to play wif jus normal caps
52:00 <Clarkson> whay is this retard still in here 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> god would totes not subject kids to 'flap hats'
53:00 <Doodle> when i went to school it was olden days and cancer hadnt been invented yet
53:00 <TheRon> what if god was one of us
53:00 <Doodle> so no hats
53:00 <amelia> no shit!!!
53:00 <TheRon> a slob like one of us
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a smoke 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> toodles 
53:00 <Doodle> o/
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> \o/
54:00 <Doodle> \o/
54:00 <Doodle> /U\
54:00 <thestig> doodle you are bigger then that
55:00 <Doodle> i reckon
55:00 <TheRon> there;s n aphrodisiac like lonliness
55:00 <Doodle> vodka and money usually works
56:00 <Doodle> loosens the lips if u no wut i meen
56:00 <TheRon> ice?
56:00 <Doodle> nah straight up
56:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/WJzw7SeVnHI
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Got Dog Meat? Watch Meat Eaters React at a Steak House Views: 204,704 Uploader: Vegan Gains Uploaded: Sep 27, 2015 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 1.37
56:00 <couleurs> lmao
58:00 <TheRon> doodle i got my cut at just cuts in central square
58:00 <couleurs> IT'S NOT JUST MEAT! IT'S VIOLENCE! 
59:00 <TheRon> like watching BvB
59:00 <doctor> they just jealous cos nobody wants to eat them
59:00 <couleurs> JUSTICE 4 ANIMALS!
59:00 <TheRiddler> you know those pieces of cooked chicken sold for sandwiches
00:00 <couleurs> lucky they was in canada, in the us of a they would've got shot and become... dead meat -_-
00:00 <couleurs> #owned
01:00 <TheRon> when the war is over, got to get away
01:00 <doctor> lawl
01:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
01:00 <Doodle> nice one
02:00 <faux>  Denim chicken
03:00 <MrMark> hhhhhhhhey!!!!
03:00 <TheRon> MrMark: chisel
04:00 <couleurs> https://vid.me/KVfZ
05:00 <couleurs> lmao
05:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen!
06:00 <doctor> lol angry yobs
06:00 <TheRon> i've just run out of melbourne cliches
08:00 <TheRon> utopia on tonight
08:00 <TheRon> funny show
09:00 <TheRon> gruen is pretty funny too
10:00 <Doodle> butts are funny
11:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPzvcBFHnI0
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Les Brigandes - Antifa Views: 64,668 Uploader: Le ComitÃ© de Salut Public Uploaded: Feb 23, 2015 Duration: 6m9s Rating: 3.83
11:00 <couleurs> hahaha wow this song is amasing
11:00 <TheRon> deborah conway - it's only the beginning
12:00 <TheRon> bargearse is funny
14:00 <TheRon> who doesn't love a good fart joke?
16:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshLyjBIOpw
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ÐšÐ°Ñ€Ð° Ð”Ð¶Ð¸Ð³Ð¸Ñ‚ - Yellow Table Views: 102,784 Uploader: ÐšÐžÐ ÐŸÐžÐ ÐÐ¦Ð˜Ð¯ Ð¡Ð›Ð£Ð¥ÐžÐ’ KZ Uploaded: Sep 7, 2015 Duration: 1m22s Rating: 4.18
16:00 <couleurs> holy shit
16:00 <couleurs> video of the year
18:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - i'm still on your side
23:00 <amsy> lmao
23:00 <couleurs> did u c the new tesla thing Doodle it's ridiculous and dumb imho ty
24:00 <thestig> hi amsy
25:00 <faux> TheRon has to be at least 50
25:00 <TheRon> am not
26:00 <faux> 51?
26:00 <TheRon> not at all
27:00 <TheRiddler> he was born when geelong won it's last gf before the interstate teams came
27:00 <TheRiddler> :p
27:00 <TheRon> so slanderous woman
27:00 <TheRon> actually i was born pretty close to richmonds last flag
30:00 <couleurs> Bye Ron
31:00 <faux> When was richmonds last flag
31:00 <faux> why isnt there a google bot in here
32:00 <thestig> 20 years ago i think
32:00 <faux> <beagle> do you eat curry just particularly for your anus to make u cry ?
32:00 <Serenity> because you cant have bots that these idiots can trigger
32:00 <faux> Sif ron is 20
32:00 <Serenity> they abuse them and get them flooded off
32:00 <thestig> hello this is snart bot please enter your query 
33:00 <faux> Lying bastard
33:00 <Serenity> ron has to be 40
33:00 <faux> lolll 
33:00 <faux> SNaRT BoT
33:00 <faux> Def older than 40
33:00 <thestig> im lookin it up
33:00 <Serenity> like b1s age?
33:00 <faux> idk how old b1 is
33:00 <Serenity> 45?
33:00 <Serenity> i think
33:00 <faux> gross
34:00 <Serenity> he seems like hes 70
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone come and punch all the residents in the throat for me
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so they shut the hell up
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
37:00 <TheRiddler> richmond's last flag was 1980
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure WHY one resident thinks it's ok to sit on benches in the kitchen and talk on the phone loud
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just in a cunty mood tho… :|
44:00 <Doodle> hot
44:00 <Doodle> pics
44:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/RUz_EXSmp9w?t=11m47s
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elon Musk launches Tesla Model X (9.29.15) Views: 6,100 Uploader: Every Elon Musk Video Uploaded: Sep 30, 2015 Duration: 29m17s Rating: 4.91
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
45:00 <Doodle> ^_^
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> emo?
45:00 <Doodle> lol@tesla model x 'falcon wing' doors
45:00 <Doodle> theyre fkn gullwing doors
46:00 <couleurs> it's so american
46:00 <Doodle> who is emo
46:00 <couleurs> so ugly
46:00 <Doodle> yeah i;d still have one
46:00 <couleurs> full of gimmicks
46:00 <Doodle> insane mode tho
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> the emote
46:00 <Doodle> and hospital quality air
46:00 <Doodle> oh nah its an azn smile
46:00 <couleurs> the sedan is ok, i seen a few in the city
46:00 <Doodle> we dont have electricity here
46:00 <couleurs> interior is ugly as fuck
46:00 <Clarkson> devo was a jealous fuck because he had a major thing for her
46:00 <Doodle> i'm pedalling my pc
47:00 <couleurs> lol @ end customers getting their cars
47:00 <couleurs> WOO HOO
47:00 <Doodle> i'd prefer a model s
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's just lazy
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> the automatic door opening thing
48:00 <Doodle> people are lazy
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, trew
48:00 <Doodle> i know i am
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> but opening a door… come on
48:00 <Doodle> tho in my defence i'm pretty stoned
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <couleurs> lol his own car nearly runs him over
48:00 <Doodle> segway all over again
48:00 <couleurs> elon is such a hack
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd i'd believe
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it do anything else special?
49:00 <Doodle> yeah i said before
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's it?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo maurice - sup
49:00 <Doodle> it has a sealed compartment and can produce medical quality air
49:00 <Doodle> to breathe
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
49:00 <Doodle> in case of bioterrorism
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
50:00 <Doodle> everyone wants that right
50:00 <Doodle> its a real problem in ballarat anyway
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> because that car would be driving in a war torn areas
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Doodle> yeah like here
50:00 <Doodle> shitholes
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> like yo mum
50:00 <Doodle> l.a.
50:00 <Doodle> mexico city
50:00 <Doodle> tokyo
50:00 <Doodle> shanghai
50:00 <Doodle> all polluted as fuckery
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah well peeps still live there
51:00 <Doodle> springvale
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the population is still multiplying 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> IVE GOT CHILLS
51:00 <Doodle> loool
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck i hate grease
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Valli - Grease.mp3 (3.14MB 128kbps Stereo 3:25)
51:00 <Doodle> oh
51:00 <Clarkson> i gave my ass to him and he fucks it and i get a point of shards in exchange
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> when everyone stamps their foot on the floor
51:00 <Doodle> yeah me too
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a fuckwit
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> like no! 
51:00 <Doodle> whoah clarky
51:00 <Clarkson> what a bitch to throw the Indian girl off her workbench
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bros - Drop The Boy.mp3 (5.68MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:08)
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/HKgVsUo.jpg
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/H24ArpK.jpg
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> muuuuuuuuum
02:00 <couleurs> yello? mom i need u 2 come 2 da supermarket n gimme $2.38 or i am under arrest thx 2 u k bye
02:00 <faux> Loool
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <faux> Why is it 18 degrees at 9pm
03:00 <faux> Why
04:00 <faux>  Doodle swap me
04:00 <couleurs> it's 9c here but going to be 30c and 32c on the weekend #lolmelbourne
04:00 <faux> From saturday to wednesday we have 32/33
04:00 <Doodle> 6 here
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya it's gonna be 30 on ze weekend ere too
04:00 <faux> nonstop aircon tysm
04:00 <couleurs> The seller of this item is on vacation. If you wish to purchase this item, please contact the seller and ask to be notified when they return 
04:00 <faux> Lmao
05:00 <couleurs> lol every1 avoiding the 15% off ebay thing 2 da max 
05:00 <faux> Cos u cant check ebay on vacay
05:00 <faux> sosohard
05:00 <couleurs> jesus christ
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> not if yo' camping in  the wilderness
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> with no reception
05:00 <couleurs> i really wanted to save $8
05:00 <couleurs> ruined my week
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> not that ebay sellers would leave the comfort of their home
05:00 <faux> Yeah but no one goes camping except amsy
05:00 <Serenity> 21 here still o.o
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dat
06:00 <Serenity> we go camping :(
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate camping
06:00 <faux> Way to generalise kate
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
06:00 <faux> Al ebay sellers stay at home 
06:00 <faux> all*
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the big ones do!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> they told me, just then
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes, kate. NEXT
07:00 <Clarkson> put some block on knob
07:00 <faux> I used to work in this elec store at 18
07:00 <faux> Taking pics and selling their shit on eBay 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
07:00 <faux> Then taking them to the post office
07:00 <faux> I wasthw only girl in store
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> were the rest heaps nerdy men?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> with thick glasses and buck teeth?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly pimples?
08:00 <couleurs> NeRd ALeRT
08:00 <faux> And ihad toncarry fucking tva
08:00 <faux> tvs
08:00 <faux> Into the post office
08:00 <faux> Jeeks
08:00 <faux> wow i cant type 
08:00 <faux> Fat fiinger syndrome
08:00 <faux> Nah
08:00 <faux> They were lebs
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… same deal :P
08:00 <couleurs> NEW Dell Monitor Ultrasharp 34" Curved Monitor 3440x1440 21:9 Ultra Thin Bezel 
09:00 <faux> Who worked on refurbishing the shit
09:00 <faux> And instaling speaekers infully sick cars
09:00 <couleurs> might buy 1 of those and full screen irc
09:00 <faux> And coming up to my office and harrassng me
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like a sanitary pad !
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> curved, ultrathin pad
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you tell em to fuck off n' stuff
09:00 <Clarkson> then when you own a ship, you can kill cunts
09:00 <faux> Who
09:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
09:00 <faux> Lol
10:00 <amelia> faux sitting in her office scoffing down clementines
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps at your work
10:00 <faux> Full screen irc
10:00 <faux> Nah they bpught me lunch
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <amelia> wearing floral jeggings
10:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <faux> Fuck off
10:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaah
10:00 <faux> hoop earrings
10:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> floral jeggings! holy shit
10:00 <faux> w my sparkly gel shoes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo' jenny from the block
10:00 <dematerialiced> i dual-screen irc for maximum rep
10:00 <faux> I dual screen yo mum
10:00 <dematerialiced> :o
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> one leg on each screen
11:00 <couleurs> CLeMeNTiNe^TaYLoR
11:00 <faux> Cos she cant fit on one loleolzoleollz
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <faux> Jks ilymum
11:00 <dematerialiced> i got paid tonight so im about 6 lines of coke deep
11:00 <faux> Ok gs69azza
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> wasted on ere
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
11:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA clementine taylor
11:00 <TheRiddler> 6 lines of cola
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
11:00 <couleurs> i'm trying 2 c what is worth buying that i don't need but can get 15% off before midnight
11:00 <dematerialiced> im the green power ranger right now
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> chug chug 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix or it's not true
12:00 <dematerialiced> kk
12:00 <faux> Sif get paid and not get me wine
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lycra suit and all
12:00 <faux> Ur so selfish
12:00 <dematerialiced> nah fux u faux
12:00 <dematerialiced> sorry
12:00 <dematerialiced> that eas mean
12:00 <faux> Wow
12:00 <dematerialiced> please forgive
12:00 <faux> Bt rude m8
12:00 <amelia> TOMMY
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just send us all cupcakes
13:00 <amelia> white power ranger was better
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> sugar / fat free ones
13:00 <dematerialiced> i would if people would give me their addys
13:00 <xm> white power
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no power ranger was the best
13:00 <TheRiddler> it's the same ranger lol 
13:00 <xm> 14 88
13:00 <amelia> TiGeR SWoRD PoWeR NOW!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> farm
13:00 <TheRiddler> he went from godzilla to a tiger
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the
14:00 <amelia> i-i-i-i-i
14:00 <TheRiddler> he was also the red ranger in rangers turbo I think
14:00 <faux> The red power ranger was leb
14:00 <faux> So all pf u can suk it
14:00 <optimus_primal> rangers turbo
14:00 <optimus_primal> press turbo butto
14:00 <optimus_primal> n
14:00 <optimus_primal> for boost
15:00 <TheRiddler> I never watched the show after the ninja series
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8jVyqVgA4c  
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Gossip - Heavy Cross ( LIVE ) Views: 707,699 Uploader: Mirage roJo Uploaded: May 12, 2011 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.86
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was my fave power ranger
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
16:00 <amelia> i love that womans voice
16:00 <amelia> but
16:00 <faux> Butt
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> she looks like a power ranger?
16:00 <amelia> she is grossssssssssss
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fattist! 
16:00 <amelia> i dont give a fuck shes fat
16:00 <optimus_primal> jesus christ
16:00 <optimus_primal> what is that
17:00 <TheRiddler> still better looking than susan boil
17:00 <amelia> she is actually disgusting
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> shut up
17:00 <amelia> like turn off with wot she does
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler you're the best lol
17:00 <amelia> i dont mean her looks
17:00 <faux> Boil
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <faux> Looollll
17:00 <TheRiddler> futurama
17:00 <optimus_primal> i do mean her looks
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <optimus_primal> she looks like she fell face first through a vat of permanent markers
17:00 <TheRiddler> what does she do?
18:00 <optimus_primal> she can sing though
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat cupcakes and troll for cock on irc
18:00 <amelia> a remember a vid of her in a nude coloured body suit or sumfin
18:00 <amelia> it was hectic m8
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw just reminded me when amelia said i-i-i-i 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <amelia> wot
19:00 <faux> She looks like picard w a wig
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just choked 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LFudq;jiqw;azow'eqajsc'3epwdaok
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend and I made up an alternate version of the song
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fooooooooooooood, Fooooooooood
20:00 <TheRiddler> link
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> picard in a wig
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
21:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think potatoes can sing faux
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:00 <optimus_primal> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVY0rTqBrHM&feature=youtu.be&t=41
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mustafa Ostrvica Intervju Views: 1,102 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 20, 2015 Duration: 1m30s Rating: 4.66
23:00 <optimus_primal> this was me
23:00 <optimus_primal> back in the cold war
23:00 <optimus_primal> i can still see my buddies laying face down in the dirt
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61QG4s0I3U
23:00 <TheRiddler> I stand corrected
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you ave no teef?
24:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to the stebie 
24:00 <TheRiddler> script
24:00 <TheRiddler> for mine
24:00 <optimus_primal> your link is too gay
24:00 <Clarkson> fucking cockhead threatening me via SMS
25:00 <TheRiddler> also talk about old song
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf is that?
27:00 <optimus_primal> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBCwK0LYA8
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Republiko Srpska Views: 1,926 Uploader: Kocayine Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.70
27:00 <optimus_primal> the song of my nation
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hook a sister up!
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> with what?
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> war?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dude singing
30:00 <Doodle> dicks obv
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dude in the 80's suit
30:00 <srpski_vojnik> that man is a proud nationalist and a soldier
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> gotta love a man in a suit!
30:00 <srpski_vojnik> his very voice fills me with pride and wonder
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy happy joy jpy
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> O
33:00 <srpski_vojnik> dick pics plz Roxxy
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <srpski_vojnik> on the internet you can be whoever you want to be
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
40:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/o2mXW6E
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah classic
41:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <couleurs> pant hat
46:00 <amelia> HAHAHA
49:00 <srpski_vojnik> unfortunately i didnt get any dick pics from roxxy
49:00 <Doodle> she told me she likes to be tongue punched in the stink-tube
50:00 <srpski_vojnik> i see
50:00 <Doodle> so def a bloke
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Doodle> olawdy
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey big spender dig this blender...
54:00 <Doodle> double ender
59:00 <amelia> do you kno wot really boils my brocolli
59:00 <srpski_vojnik> hot water?
59:00 <srpski_vojnik> -- Dugnuts
00:00 <amelia> when people return from holidays and they are all "so we have returned from holidays... after 47 nights, 46 days, 26 planes, 6 ferries, 12 buses, 21 countries, 4 lobsters blah blah blah"
00:00 <faux> Looll
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <srpski_vojnik> i do exactly that
00:00 <srpski_vojnik> so fuck you
00:00 <srpski_vojnik> tyam
00:00 <srpski_vojnik> s
00:00 <amelia> fucking die
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a fire!
01:00 <faux> Ehehehe tysm
01:00 <srpski_vojnik> amelia give me your fb link so i can show you
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> before you lay more holiday story eggs
01:00 <faux> amelia is too good 4 fb
01:00 <amelia> i aint got fb
01:00 <srpski_vojnik> nah that's a lie
01:00 <srpski_vojnik> she's got one
01:00 <amelia> anymores
02:00 <couleurs> who run da wurld
02:00 <faux> She got bullied off it for posting too many pics of her in jeggings
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
02:00 <amelia> ahahahhaahahahahahahaha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you know what is so hot right now
02:00 <couleurs> me
02:00 <faux> Couleurs
02:00 <amelia> i dont wear pants at all
03:00 <faux> Pix
03:00 <amelia> except LeaTHeR
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5InfLZq9ptw
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slim Jeggings Views: 27,588 Uploader: Tristar Products, Inc. Uploaded: Oct 23, 2014 Duration: 1m23s Rating: 3.69
03:00 <faux> Ok elton john
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> SLIM JEGGINGS
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> decorum GONE!
04:00 <amelia> jeezus
04:00 <Doodle> O_o
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <faux> Lmaiiiiiioooooszz
05:00 <faux> That video
05:00 <faux> Muffin top GONE
05:00 <faux> Panty line GONE
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> GONE
05:00 <faux> dignitt
05:00 <faux> Dignity
05:00 <faux> Gone
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> camel toe
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> APPEARED
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dignity gone
05:00 <faux> so ugly
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
05:00 <faux> amelia just ordered 9
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <amelia> i must have all colours
05:00 <faux> Lmaooo
06:00 <Doodle> flesh colour
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> stop!
06:00 <faux> iVe NeVeR FeLT So SeXY
06:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaha
06:00 <amelia> I'd be single forever
06:00 <faux> -- FaT TaYLoR
06:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
06:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/1k8nOhl.gif
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <faux> Lmaoo
07:00 <faux> Man Getting Hit By Football 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a woman at work (colleague) and her boyf legit looks ilke moleman
07:00 <faux> Shes cute 
07:00 <Serenity> that chick in the blue shirt
07:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
07:00 <Serenity> IVE NEVER FIT IN A PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS SO WELL
07:00 <Serenity> thats because you're a hippo
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <faux> Rude
07:00 <faux> :-(
07:00 <faux> Thats me irl 
07:00 <amelia> jeans are also another acceptable means of pants
08:00 <srpski_vojnik> correct
08:00 <amelia> and yoga
08:00 <Serenity> do you wear skinny jeans or jeggings
08:00 <Doodle> even on your head?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> both, at the same time
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> cut off jeggings
08:00 <amelia> nobody should wear jeggings
08:00 <faux> I like how it says ONE SIZE FITS ALL and then the voiceover is like FITS ALMOST ANYONE
08:00 <Serenity> i saw this woman the other week she had to have been about 40 with the fattest moose knuckle ive ever seen
08:00 <Serenity> squeezed into some gym pants
08:00 <faux> Loop
08:00 <amelia> you have to cater for the monsters faux
08:00 <faux> lool*
09:00 <faux> Cheeseburger cunt
09:00 <amelia> WOW
09:00 <Serenity> it was so bad
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <faux> waiting for TheRiddler to post a pic
09:00 <amelia> gunt
09:00 <Serenity> she wasnt even particularly big
09:00 <Serenity> but her fan fan.. wow
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wide set vagina
09:00 <amelia> when your gut and cword are 1
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a heavy flow
09:00 <Doodle> heavy clunge
09:00 <TheRiddler> post a pic of wha?
09:00 <srpski_vojnik> fold them up like a giant meat taco
09:00 <couleurs> espn
09:00 <TheRiddler> +t
10:00 <faux> nsfw https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgCa0G_h4iorNiqVX-Daq8ZjuFkB2S_N5OTMcWuE2ZyeZFpZQ8rF9q4X9b9A
10:00 <faux> :p
10:00 <faux> -- TheRiddler
10:00 <srpski_vojnik> :p
10:00 <Doodle> ehehe
10:00 <srpski_vojnik> teehee
10:00 <amelia> FUCKING
10:00 <amelia> HALL
10:00 <amelia> jeezus
10:00 <Doodle> vagoo
10:00 <faux> HALL
10:00 <srpski_vojnik> hall/
10:00 <amelia> yah
10:00 <Serenity> i reckon this woman used to be fat and then lost weight but had the puffy vag thing happening
10:00 <srpski_vojnik> fucking hall men
10:00 <faux> FACKING HALL
10:00 <amelia> you kno how girls
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheesy
11:00 <amelia> when they do gay voice
11:00 <Doodle> girls jus wana get facked
11:00 <TheRiddler> thanks for doing my job
11:00 <faux> Can u gain weight on your vag
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> puffy vag
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
11:00 <amelia> yes
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <TheRiddler> faux
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <Serenity> of course you can
11:00 <faux> yw
11:00 <amelia> fat girls have fat vag
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh lol!
11:00 <faux> Srs
11:00 <srpski_vojnik> i have a fat penis
11:00 <amelia> floppy vag
11:00 <srpski_vojnik> can confirm
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gained 20kgs on me vag
11:00 <faux> When i was fatter my vag was still pristine
11:00 <Doodle> olawd
11:00 <faux> :-)
11:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaah
11:00 <amelia> sif
11:00 <amelia> how fat were you
12:00 <Doodle> i had a fat gf with a pristine cooch
12:00 <faux> Queen latifah irl
12:00 <Doodle> well it was when i met her
12:00 <faux> Lmao
12:00 <Serenity> not the fanny hole
12:00 <amelia> cos if you fat enough then your vag would def be fat too
12:00 <Serenity> just the top bit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if you lost a lot of weight on your vag, would you have saggy skin?
12:00 <amelia> yah top bit
12:00 <faux> I didnt notice a diff :/
12:00 <faux> i feel like i wanna get fatter again
12:00 <srpski_vojnik> you could fold your flaps over and bea  born again virgin
12:00 <faux> Just tp see
12:00 <TheRiddler> angelina jolie lips in the wrong place
12:00 <TheRiddler> :P
12:00 <faux> :P
12:00 <Doodle> (_*_)
12:00 <faux> Can someone goofle a fat vag for me pls
12:00 <Serenity> some chicks get puffy fans when preggo too
12:00 <Doodle> god
13:00 <faux> goofle
13:00 <srpski_vojnik> https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1386/79/1386795624096.jpg
13:00 <srpski_vojnik> there
13:00 <TheRiddler> goofy google
13:00 <amelia> https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+vagina&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIpKmSzt2eyAIVpxOmCh0AXgL9#mhpiv=7
13:00 <Doodle> why
13:00 <faux> pregnancy sounds like absolute shit
13:00 <TheRiddler> pls put a nsfl
13:00 <faux> Why do people voluntarily docit
13:00 <TheRiddler> lpls
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <srpski_vojnik> https://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/477/flashcards/378477/jpg/fat1321220197179.jpg
13:00 <amelia> see dat fat vjj
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> not clicking 
13:00 <Serenity> pregnancy is hell
13:00 <Doodle> baby bonus faux
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is hell!
13:00 <srpski_vojnik> do it you pussy k9
13:00 <Clarkson> but really, they all end up in miserable shitty self made hells 
14:00 <Doodle> ^
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it sfw
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
14:00 <srpski_vojnik> yes
14:00 <couleurs> you know it's bad when TheRiddler says "pls put a nsfl"
14:00 <faux> I love how amelia links me to all of google
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
14:00 <amelia> you can have surgery to remove the fat from vjj
14:00 <Doodle> she is considerate
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
14:00 <Serenity> mons pubis
14:00 <faux> I dont see any fat vaginas in those links
14:00 <amelia> its actually a procedure
14:00 <faux> Just guts over them 
14:00 <srpski_vojnik> seriously though
14:00 <TheRiddler> I hurt me vayjajay
14:00 <srpski_vojnik> http://www.drdanamd.com/sites/default/files/procedure-preview-images/jessicat_mons_publis_beforeafter_580px.jpg
14:00 <srpski_vojnik> thats a fat vaj
14:00 <srpski_vojnik> well, closest to a fat vag
14:00 <amelia> http://www.drdanamd.com/sites/default/files/procedure-preview-images/jessicat_mons_publis_beforeafter_580px.jpg
15:00 <faux> Oh wow
15:00 <amelia> yeah
15:00 <Doodle> this is not what i came here for
15:00 <Serenity> whynot
15:00 <srpski_vojnik> personally i like fat vags
15:00 <amelia> if you dont see a "fat" vjj in those pics then you mos def have a fat vjj
15:00 <Picard> ello
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:00 <Doodle> speaking of fat cunts
15:00 <srpski_vojnik> HAHA
15:00 <faux> Lmaooo
15:00 <Serenity> haha
15:00 <faux> That last one is mong
15:00 <srpski_vojnik> yeah
15:00 <Picard> Doodle i resemble that, you cunt.
15:00 <faux> It looks like grug
16:00 <Doodle> lol 
16:00 <srpski_vojnik> yes you do Doodle
16:00 <srpski_vojnik> er
16:00 <srpski_vojnik> Picard
16:00 <srpski_vojnik> ffs
16:00 <Doodle> the joke was there
16:00 <Doodle> i had to
16:00 <faux> hi PP
16:00 <Picard> no worries u lame cunt :P
16:00 <faux> wow
16:00 <TheRiddler> there's barely a difference in that pic
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> except
16:00 <Picard> faux hello, how are you my dear
16:00 <faux> gopd
16:00 <TheRiddler> now it looks like she's got a mouth there
16:00 <faux> Ans good
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Doodle> i've been called worse
16:00 <Picard> lol u fail
17:00 <faux> Smd
17:00 <srpski_vojnik> shes got some weird outline thing going on
17:00 <Doodle> once i got called a wog
17:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <Picard> ok TheRiddler
17:00 <Serenity> am i missing something
17:00 <Serenity> this convo is confusing
17:00 <Doodle> penis
17:00 <faux> Yes
17:00 <Picard> anal 
17:00 <TheRiddler> picard ruined it
17:00 <srpski_vojnik> he did
17:00 <Serenity> yep
17:00 <TheRiddler> as always
17:00 <Doodle> god
17:00 <srpski_vojnik> TheRiddler is after dark worth getting?
18:00 <Picard> wtf did i ruin
18:00 <TheRiddler> like he comes in while we talking numbers and yells potato
18:00 <TheRiddler> :P
18:00 <faux> lmaoo
18:00 <srpski_vojnik> haha
18:00 <faux> introducing himself
18:00 <faux> Obvi
18:00 <faux> feck im getting tired
18:00 <srpski_vojnik> oh wait i just realised that last pic
18:00 <TheRiddler> I have not tried yet 
18:00 <srpski_vojnik> she's had surgery
18:00 <srpski_vojnik> to get it removed
18:00 <faux> .
19:00 <faux> No rlt
19:00 <TheRiddler> I hear it's good
19:00 <faux> Did u think it fell off
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <Doodle> norlt
19:00 <srpski_vojnik> i thought she lost weight
19:00 <srpski_vojnik> look at her tummy
19:00 <TheRiddler> say they rather not go back
19:00 <Doodle> thats what you do
19:00 <Doodle> lose weight
19:00 <Doodle> get surg
19:00 <Serenity> i wanna do that
19:00 <Doodle> become a woman
20:00 <faux> Sez im doing groceries
20:00 <faux> Anything i need
20:00 <Serenity> corn thins
20:00 <Doodle> giant condoms
20:00 <faux> Thays yummu
20:00 <Doodle> giant tampons
20:00 <faux> Got some
20:00 <faux> Y u beinga giant dick
20:00 <TheRiddler> umm
20:00 <faux> Kill u irl
20:00 <Doodle> lol i dunno sorry
20:00 <Doodle> i'm anx
20:00 <TheRiddler> strawberry milk
20:00 <faux> Bout tomoz?
20:00 <Doodle> bit
20:00 <faux> :(
20:00 <faux> Hugs pls
21:00 <TheRiddler> stuff for smoothies
21:00 <Doodle> she'll be right m8
21:00 <Serenity> i cant even think rn
21:00 <faux> lol ash
21:00 <faux> For doodle
21:00 <faux> Not me
21:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:00 <faux> :p
21:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <Doodle> sorry i had to let the cunt in
21:00 <faux> me too but i feel like im missing smthig
21:00 <Clarkson> hurts like a bitch
21:00 <faux> :-)
21:00 <Serenity> low fat muslie and greek yogurt
21:00 <faux> Oh yoghurt 
21:00 <faux> Fuk ye
21:00 <Doodle> anchovies
21:00 <srpski_vojnik> people please
21:00 <TheRiddler> apples
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> back to the lady with the huge gunt 
22:00 <srpski_vojnik> this isnt facebook
22:00 <faux> Ew
22:00 <Doodle> worcestershire sauce
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOF4CG9Uog
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: You little horsey Views: 10,088 Uploader: Funniest 15seconds Uploaded: Dec 26, 2014 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.87
22:00 <TheRiddler> dried fruit
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> best youtube vid
22:00 <Doodle> KATE
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
22:00 <Doodle> can u put the kettle on pls
22:00 <TheRiddler> apricot coconut cube things
22:00 <faux> Dried fruit is horribly high in sugar
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you give me a shoulder massage 
22:00 <Serenity> dried fruit is terrible
22:00 <srpski_vojnik> your face is
22:00 <Doodle> deal
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> massage first
22:00 <Doodle> yes 2 sugars pls
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i'll make you tea
22:00 <Doodle> fk
22:00 <TheRiddler> crepes
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <faux> Stop it
22:00 <srpski_vojnik> im a crepe
22:00 <Doodle> i need tea for energy to give u a massage
22:00 <srpski_vojnik> im a weirdough
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw you dont
23:00 <faux> What the hell am i doughing hereeeeeee
23:00 <Doodle> i am really weak and stuff
23:00 <srpski_vojnik> i donut belong here
23:00 <faux> Ehehehe
23:00 <srpski_vojnik> hehhahehaeahe
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> just do it and hurry up
23:00 <faux> memez of songz 101
23:00 <TheRiddler> honey dew melon n cucumber ice tea
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> n' stuff
23:00 <faux> Ash stop typing
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewwww riddler
23:00 <faux> Lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
23:00 <TheRiddler> sif
23:00 <srpski_vojnik> we should sing a duet together fox
23:00 <Serenity> i have that in me fridge
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate all mellon 
23:00 <faux> This is why o asked sez cos she knows what i can eat
23:00 <Serenity> its so yumits so yummy
23:00 <TheRiddler> it's close to that aloe vera drink
23:00 <Serenity> uh wtf
23:00 <faux> Ice tea is high in suar
24:00 <faux> Sugar
24:00 <TheRiddler> only 11g sugar per 250ml
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
24:00 <Serenity> 4g per 100mls
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's green tea too
24:00 <faux> Oh
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate melon flavour
24:00 <faux> Thats good
24:00 <srpski_vojnik> i ate 2kg of sugar today
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Serenity> everyone says ice tea has all this sugar lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> it depends on the brand
24:00 <Serenity> i dunno what teas they are drinking cause none of the ones i do are
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they do fake sugar?
24:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <TheRiddler> cola brand ice tea is about 27g per 250ml
25:00 <srpski_vojnik> arse-parting-me
25:00 <TheRiddler> *coca cola
25:00 <Doodle> mmmm
25:00 <Serenity> you want to look at how much thinhgs have per 100g ash
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
25:00 <faux> The only drinks i buy is soda water
25:00 <Serenity> it needs to be less than 10
25:00 <Doodle> :P
25:00 <TheRiddler> that's that real ice tea brand
25:00 <Serenity> preferably around 5 or less
25:00 <TheRiddler> ok
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i also hate coke
25:00 <amelia> faux poops a lot
25:00 <Serenity> cokes vile
25:00 <faux> And some other bottles ij case i get visitors 
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <amelia> i bet she drinks lots of tea
25:00 <faux> I do
25:00 <srpski_vojnik> faux poops like a farting hippo
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Doodle> whizzzzzzzzzzz
25:00 <couleurs> i'm high in sugar ;)
25:00 <faux> Mt cupboard is a tea factory
25:00 <faux> Lol
26:00 <Doodle> same actually
26:00 <Doodle> i have all sorts
26:00 <faux> ;D
26:00 <faux> me 2
26:00 <amelia> pomegranate tea
26:00 <Doodle> cranberry is nice
26:00 <Doodle> and hibiscus
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was loving lemon + ginger for a while
26:00 <faux> White tea green tea chamomile peppermint mint lemon and ginger berry infusion
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/2TbIu.jpg for some reason I find this amusing. nsfw
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Doodle> omg white tea
26:00 <faux> Earl grey cum
26:00 <Doodle> love
26:00 <Clarkson> tell them panda said fuck you
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy
26:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
26:00 <Doodle> old mans eyebrows
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> earl gray naw
26:00 <amelia> jeezus
26:00 <faux> I love teas 
27:00 <Doodle> i used to buy white tea
27:00 <Serenity> mmm tea
27:00 <Serenity> i need to go to t2
27:00 <srpski_vojnik> yeah nigguh
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are like 9000 teas there
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so good
27:00 <srpski_vojnik> get dat ass
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <amelia> so pricey
27:00 <TheRiddler> I use earl gray
27:00 <Serenity> we spend over $100 last time i went
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> grey even
27:00 <Serenity> but i got a pot and cups
27:00 <faux> Omg how did i forget chai
27:00 <faux> I loves my chai :)
27:00 <Doodle> i got pot
27:00 <Doodle> oh
27:00 <Doodle> nm
27:00 <Serenity> haha
27:00 <TheRiddler> can you add milk with chai
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> real chai or powedered
28:00 <amelia> you kno you're old when you're discussing your favourite teas
28:00 <Doodle> yum chai
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Doodle> <- old
28:00 <Serenity> chai is gross
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like it
28:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
28:00 <Doodle> i love chai
28:00 <Doodle> its like liquid raisin bread
28:00 <faux> Mr2
28:00 <faux> Yuuummmmmmm
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> besides there is this hipster dude who makes it near where I work
28:00 <faux> Yesss
28:00 <TheRiddler> black tea is not my forte
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just go to look at him mostly
28:00 <TheRiddler> too english :p
28:00 <amelia> FoRTe
28:00 <Serenity> you can add milk to whatever tea you want ash
28:00 <faux> Panadeine forte
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Doodle> i love black tea but it upsets my stomach without milk
28:00 <Doodle> i still drink it
28:00 <amelia> AHAAH faux
29:00 <Doodle> like rn
29:00 <faux> No u cannot excuze me
29:00 <faux> U dont add milk to chamomile or peppermint
29:00 <faux> Herby teas
29:00 <Serenity> if you really want to you can
29:00 <faux> Lrn2tea pls tysm
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ew
29:00 <Serenity> eat a fat cunt
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> eag
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peppermint wit milk
29:00 <couleurs> pant hat
29:00 <Serenity> hahah
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
29:00 <amelia> i can add milk to whatever the fuck i wanna add milk too
29:00 <Doodle> i add it to my potplants
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm down 
30:00 <faux> Add milk 2 ur jizz jar
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> ew
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> HEATHEN 
30:00 <Serenity> clearly you easties have never experienced the joy of spearmint milk
30:00 <Doodle> wut
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you ruined bacon
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> banned!
30:00 <amelia> SPEARMINT MILK
30:00 <faux> Lmao
30:00 <amelia> best ever
30:00 <Doodle> i've had spearmint milk
30:00 <Serenity> it is
30:00 <partay> spearmint milk .. eghads woman
30:00 <Doodle> mint milkshakes etc
30:00 <amelia> spearmint milkshakes mmmmm
30:00 <Serenity> om nom nom nom nom
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> the
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
30:00 <faux> I can imahine sez munching away at tothpaste
30:00 <Doodle> omnom
30:00 <amelia> do you seriously not have it over there
30:00 <Serenity> IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE TOOTHPASTE
30:00 <amelia> wtf
30:00 <amelia> its amazing
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
31:00 <amelia> #1 milkshake flavour
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have awesome stuff ere
31:00 <Serenity> no only we've got masters mint milk
31:00 <Doodle> we just have death and despir here
31:00 <faux> ywah like people with teeth
31:00 <Doodle> despair
31:00 <Serenity> clearly you dont cause you dont have spearmint milk
31:00 <faux> owned
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> we've got oak choc mint 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's it!
31:00 <Doodle> ok
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankfully
31:00 <Doodle> milk isnt my forte
31:00 <faux> lmaoo
31:00 <faux> Ok ash
31:00 <amelia> we've got gold
31:00 <partay> oak tastes like toilet water 
31:00 <Doodle> hehee
31:00 <amelia> so fuck you
31:00 <Serenity> oaks so thick
31:00 <Serenity> and tummy achey
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're toilet water
31:00 <Doodle> say that again sezz
31:00 <Doodle> slowly
31:00 <faux> ooo
32:00 <faux> Epic burn
32:00 <Serenity> loool no
32:00 <Doodle> hehee
32:00 <faux> All da single ladies
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is some shake milk that turns thick when you shake it
32:00 <TheRiddler> a oak milk is 2 serves
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's really weird
32:00 <Doodle> say it with a scottish accent
32:00 <TheRiddler> per 600ml
32:00 <Serenity> its called supershake kate
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure it's not really milk from a cow
32:00 <TheRiddler> *an
32:00 <Doodle> oh no better unzud
32:00 <Serenity> theyve been around for like 20 years
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it's rat milk
32:00 <Doodle> UTS SO THUCK
32:00 <faux> bru
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. weird still
32:00 <Doodle> thuck es shet bru
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <faux> Ah only eat plenktun
32:00 <Serenity> its just corn flour
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nSWprobably only had it introduced 2 years ago 
33:00 <TheRiddler> it;s just like whipping cream
33:00 <TheRiddler> it's*
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm corn flour and milk
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicous
33:00 <TheRiddler> whip it n it thickens
33:00 <Doodle> can we stop discussing grocery items at random now pls
33:00 <faux> no
33:00 <Serenity> thats why certain ones taste gritty and gross
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <faux> Im still doing my shopping
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> grit
33:00 <Doodle> damn
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
33:00 <faux> I need dinner ideas
33:00 <faux> :'(
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pasta
33:00 <Doodle> spotted dick
33:00 <Serenity> grilled chicken salad
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <amelia> satay
33:00 <Doodle> toad in the hole
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> cous cous salad 
33:00 <Serenity> satay sticks
33:00 <Serenity> fish
33:00 <TheRiddler> vanilla shake n shake
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <Serenity> stir frys
34:00 <Doodle> bush oysters
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUST!
34:00 <faux> I do lots of stirfs
34:00 <Serenity> doodle.
34:00 <Doodle> sezz
34:00 <TheRiddler> master foods satay sauce
34:00 <amelia> meat n veg
34:00 <faux> and fush
34:00 <Serenity> no
34:00 <Doodle> aw
34:00 <faux> yr ye
34:00 <Doodle> tripe
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> fush n chups bru
34:00 <amelia> subway cookies
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <faux> Mmm
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys are fucking random
34:00 <Doodle> pickled pork
34:00 <Serenity> quiche
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOG 
34:00 <Doodle> i had a bit of quiche today
34:00 <Doodle> bit gay
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> quiche is good
34:00 <Doodle> o/`
35:00 <Clarkson> the depth of your vagina
35:00 <Doodle> lool
35:00 <amelia> i make best quiche
35:00 <Doodle> give me it
35:00 <amelia> SCHNITZEL
35:00 <Doodle> ew
35:00 <Doodle> no pls
35:00 <amelia> wot
35:00 <amelia> take that back
35:00 <Doodle> notafanm8
35:00 <amelia> this instant
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> over snitty
35:00 <amelia> wow
35:00 <Serenity> who the fuck doesnt like schnitties
35:00 <amelia> jus wow
35:00 <Doodle> me
35:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with you
35:00 <Doodle> i thought it was common knowledge
35:00 <amelia> schnitzel is my #1 food
35:00 <partay> Mmm schinty
35:00 <Serenity> omg theyre the best
35:00 <amelia> burrito #2
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Serenity> i cant have em much anymore
35:00 <Serenity> but yummm
35:00 <Doodle> yum sweaty meat wrapped in a shell of bread and fat
35:00 <Doodle> DELISH
35:00 <amelia> yah they not the best for ya
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <amelia> but mmmmmm
36:00 <Serenity> why is it sweaty.. wtf
36:00 <Doodle> cos of the butter
36:00 <Serenity> what butter
36:00 <Serenity> rofl
36:00 <amelia> one time when i was stoned i made "schnitzel chips"
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
36:00 <Doodle> you're sposed to cook them in butter
36:00 <amelia> they were frickin amazing
36:00 <Serenity> there is no butter in my schnitties
36:00 <partay> amelia you are a bent unit 
36:00 <Doodle> regardless
36:00 <amelia> but i dunno if its cos i was jus stoned
36:00 <Doodle> do not like
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA bent unit wot whu
36:00 <Serenity> im gonna go for an hour ride on the weekend so i can have a bowl of chips haha
36:00 <Doodle> hehe
36:00 <faux> Wtf
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
37:00 <amelia> hahaha
37:00 <Doodle> ehehehehehhe
37:00 <Doodle> ehehehehe
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oven fries hand cut
37:00 <TheRiddler> wicked cheeze twisties
37:00 <Doodle> on paulie?
37:00 <Serenity> ok calm down faggots
37:00 <TheRiddler> err
37:00 <TheRiddler> cheese
37:00 <TheRiddler> burger rings
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Doodle> yeh
37:00 <faux> Who the fucz
37:00 <faux> Cooks schnitzel in butter
37:00 <faux> I soak the chicken in lemon
37:00 <Doodle> k
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> toobs!
37:00 <Doodle> my mum
37:00 <amelia> LaMB FRoM ReD RooSTeR
37:00 <faux> Shes shit
37:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <Doodle> you;'re ded
37:00 <Doodle> ded m8
37:00 <faux> lolll
37:00 <Serenity> IM DOBBING
37:00 <TheRiddler> red rooster was closed
37:00 <amelia> wrf
37:00 <Doodle> she will fuck your shit up
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lamb from red rooster?serious?
37:00 <amelia> you do cook schnitzel in butter
38:00 <Doodle> ^
38:00 <amelia> and/or oil
38:00 <Serenity> i dont
38:00 <faux> Pls shes like 102 ill bash her irl and steal her man
38:00 <Doodle> lol 102
38:00 <faux> I cook in a bit of oil
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <Doodle> mean
38:00 <Serenity> oil yes but not butter
38:00 <Serenity> i tried doing dry ones once it didnt work
38:00 <Doodle> loool
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that would have failed
38:00 <Doodle> oer
38:00 <Doodle> thats not my knee
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> my!
38:00 <amelia> when i was in like year 3 we were sitting on the mat listening to teacher
39:00 <faux> its his ex gfs
39:00 <Doodle> loool
39:00 <Doodle> defrosted
39:00 <amelia> and Dylan Kennedy liked me  and touched knees wif me
39:00 <faux> Lmao
39:00 <faux> Dylan Kennedy
39:00 <Doodle> ehehee
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> touched the knee
39:00 <TheRiddler> umm
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> look out!
39:00 <amelia> and i didnt like Dylan Kennedy so i moved over away from him
39:00 <faux> Full capitalises his name like hes th president
39:00 <Doodle> everyone knows the knees are an erogenous zone
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <Doodle> even in year 3
39:00 <TheRiddler> took a dylan kennedy to the knee
39:00 <amelia> and he moved close to me again
39:00 <amelia> and touched knees
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> STALKER
39:00 <amelia> like 3x
39:00 <amelia> it was awkies
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> knee stalker
39:00 <Doodle> is he dead now?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he have big hands?
40:00 <Serenity> one lunch time in the library they were playing round the twist and i accidentally farted and everyone heard it
40:00 <Serenity> the end
40:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahhaha i dunno maybes he is dead
40:00 <Doodle> looool
40:00 <Doodle> prrt
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
40:00 <amelia> he used to wear 1 blue shoe 1 red shoe
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
40:00 <Doodle> dead
40:00 <Doodle> def
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sere ity
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor kid
40:00 <TheRiddler> how do you play round the twist?
40:00 <Doodle> or possibly in kate's care
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> being a hipster back in yr 3
40:00 <Serenity> ash.
40:00 <Doodle> yeah sezz iunno what it is either
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> only women ere
41:00 <Doodle> oh
41:00 <Doodle> lucky
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> although some women are questionable 
41:00 <Serenity> the fucking tv show you morons
41:00 <Serenity> wtf
41:00 <amelia> another time it was valentines day and Tony Le put a love letter in my beg along with a gold love heart broach
41:00 <Serenity> as if i have to explain that
41:00 <Doodle> i thought you meant a game
41:00 <Doodle> sry
41:00 <TheRiddler> do you tell short stories about a family call twist that live in a lighthouse?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is your beg?
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Serenity> .........
41:00 <amelia> i got my friend to go up to him and throw the broach at him
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> another word for vag?
41:00 <amelia> in my bag
41:00 <Doodle> ur a bitch amelia
41:00 <amelia> how mean are kids
41:00 <Doodle> marry me
41:00 <Clarkson> <Scramble> she wiped her dorito mouth with a tissue and then wiped her pussy with it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <amelia> i would never do that now
41:00 <amelia> hahahaahhaah
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> aa broach LOL
42:00 <TheRiddler> so you mean watching round the twist?
42:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
42:00 <amelia> broach
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> who wears broaches even in primary school
42:00 <amelia> HAHAAH
42:00 <Serenity> yes you PLAY a video ash its not that fucking hard to get
42:00 <amelia> his mum prob took him to get it
42:00 <Clarkson> my dick has been in a chicken
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Doodle> chill sezzy
42:00 <amelia> soso cute when i look back
42:00 <Serenity> no i wont
42:00 <Doodle> calm blue ocean
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
42:00 <Doodle> CALM BLUE OCEAN
42:00 <Serenity> i cannot work under these conditions
42:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson wins
42:00 <Clarkson> pandis fuck off
42:00 <Doodle> up with this shit i will not put
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Some dude in primary school gave me a protractor randomly 
43:00 <Doodle> ok i will
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like… ah wtf
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> romantic
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
43:00 <Doodle> trying all the ANGLES
43:00 <TheRiddler> probetractor
43:00 <Doodle> /dad
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL nice
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHAHAHHA protractor
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish i said that back then
43:00 <Doodle> lolol
43:00 <TheRiddler> trying all the angle
43:00 <TheRiddler> s
43:00 <Doodle> he thought u were ACUTE
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he wore really high stubbies
43:00 <Serenity> i carved some dudes name into my leg with a compass
43:00 <Serenity> when i was 13
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH NO
44:00 <Doodle> me too sezz
44:00 <Doodle> it was jesus
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <Serenity> hahaha
44:00 <Serenity> my mum went psycho
44:00 <Doodle> lucky i have hair now
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus is my homeboy
44:00 <Doodle> it covers it
44:00 <amelia> i remember dis hot boy 2 years above (i was year 4) liked me n had a gf tho and asked if i was fridgit n i didnt kno wot it meant
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> r u
44:00 <Doodle> ?
44:00 <amelia> i was like WoTS DaT????
44:00 <Doodle> its pretty cold
44:00 <Serenity> no its my mums fridge
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> year 6…. hamming it up. Like they're Casanova 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <amelia> ahahhaahahah
45:00 <TheRiddler> cute :p
45:00 <amelia> i remmeber his name too
45:00 <amelia> Shane Letham
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did peeps do in year 6
45:00 <amelia> he got fat
45:00 <amelia> so fuck you shane
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> kiss and hold hands>
45:00 <Doodle> yep
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <Doodle> i did
45:00 <TheRiddler> it was srpski_vojnik
45:00 <Serenity> i held hands with a boy behind the assembly area
45:00 <amelia> hahahahahaaa
45:00 <Serenity> iun year 6
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
45:00 <Doodle> i was tonguing amanda ainley in grade 6
45:00 <amelia> did you have to do ballroom dancing in year 6
46:00 <Serenity> i felt so grown up :')
46:00 <Serenity> yes ugh
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
46:00 <Doodle> so was everyone tho
46:00 <amelia> and mickey mouse exercises
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was always some stinky boy who never washed his hands
46:00 <amelia> dat was kate
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you were forced to hold hands
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YOU
46:00 <Doodle> or some girl with fromage digitalis
46:00 <Serenity> dancing was just an excuse for the boys who liked us to touch us
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Doodle> cheesy fingers
46:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha or that stinky girl
46:00 <TheRiddler> the only thing I did with girls in primary was show privates
46:00 <Doodle> what
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <Doodle> no
47:00 <TheRiddler> ooops
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna see my dick
47:00 <Doodle> that was last year tho right
47:00 <Serenity> ash.. the teachers werent supposed to show you their naughty bits
47:00 <Doodle> lolol
47:00 <TheRiddler> that came out real wrong
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Doodle> yup
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure it did at the time
47:00 <amelia> Imogen McKenzie was tje stinky girl. Her bag was off the hook and teacher told me put it on hook n i wass like ewwww and dropped tje bag pretending it was gross
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
47:00 <amelia> i got sent to principal
47:00 <Doodle> tina purcell was our stinky girl
47:00 <Serenity> we had a girl that smelled like pee right up until like year 6
47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA awwwwwww
47:00 <Serenity> i dunno wtf was with her
47:00 <Doodle> :\
47:00 <Doodle> pee pance
48:00 <amelia> its so sad knowing as a grown up
48:00 <Serenity> we used to call her that =/
48:00 <amelia> as a kid its jus gross
48:00 <Doodle> hehee
48:00 <Serenity> and now i feel awful.. maybe her parents didnt have a washing machine or something
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we had a whole family like that
48:00 <amelia> dis girl got her head stuck in the timber play equipment
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> like all the kids smelt like pee 
48:00 <amelia> gardener had to saw it out
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <amelia> god it was funny
48:00 <Doodle> her head or the equipment?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> block head
48:00 <amelia> but pretty bad for her
48:00 <amelia> sje had massive head
49:00 <Serenity> and a boy called Geoffrey Rosenthal showed me his boner in year 7 =/
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
49:00 <Picard> amelia because u are a cunt
49:00 <Serenity> under the desk..
49:00 <Doodle> jesus
49:00 <Doodle> sarah
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <Maurice> Sounds like amelia went to a special school
49:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERENITY
49:00 <xm> i remember when nits and lice inspection day was one and all the kids that had them were sent home, but our family had to go home that day because our mother was in hospital for an operation. no one would believe me!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <xm> was on*
49:00 <amelia> we had that special class
49:00 <amelia> wif kids
49:00 <Serenity> what doodle! it wasnt my dick
49:00 <Clarkson> PandasDontDrive: Did you shit
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @xm
49:00 <Doodle> lol iunno
49:00 <amelia> like 8 of em in a special class cos they special
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEGLECT 
49:00 <amelia> one was fat and liked me and used to chase me at playtime
49:00 <Doodle> i didnt show my knob til well into high school
49:00 <amelia> i called him pumba :(
49:00 <Serenity> be lucky im not telling high school stories hjaha
50:00 <Doodle> ye
50:00 <Maurice> I still don't show my knob unless I'm paid up front
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> we had a song for kids with nits in our school
50:00 <Doodle> hehe
50:00 <amelia> i would run away screaming pumba nooo stop
50:00 <TheRiddler> whatever timone
50:00 <Picard> did he catch u
50:00 <amelia> sif
50:00 <amelia> he was faylt
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> "this is nitty gritty from the big city.. this is < insert kids name >
50:00 <amelia> gat
50:00 <amelia> fat
50:00 <Doodle> did he hakuna ur matata
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking original 
51:00 <Serenity> i only remember one fat kid from primary school
51:00 <Serenity> his name was aaron daff..
51:00 <amelia> dis is our school, let peace dwell here
51:00 <TheRiddler> I was the fat kid in primary :(
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG same
51:00 <Doodle> i was the fat kid in primary school
51:00 <Doodle> heh
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <amelia> let the room be full of contention
51:00 <Doodle> i was FATTER
51:00 <TheRiddler> probably
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> THAT WAS MY SCHOOL POEM THING
51:00 <Doodle> lol cunt
51:00 <Serenity> i didnt get fat until i had kids
51:00 <amelia> I was the tall girl den i stopped growing
51:00 <amelia> AHAHHAAH KATE
51:00 <Clarkson> You're shit compared to everything. 
51:00 <Serenity> bastards i should sue
51:00 <amelia> I still remmeber it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even kidding
51:00 <Doodle> oh i was the tall kid too
51:00 <Doodle> the tall fat kid
52:00 <amelia> and let us remmeber so many hands build a house
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i was tall
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even fat
52:00 <TheRiddler> big n large
52:00 <partay> only Doodle is built to take this on 
52:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11407253_10152786999585736_5128337490465096530_n.jpg?oh=3919fe0753211a3f67a7446c07131ced&oe=5697ED65
52:00 <amelia> so many hearts make a school
52:00 <Maurice> I'm still the tall kid
52:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
52:00 <Doodle> thats a huge bitch
52:00 <Clarkson> the look on her face was fucking priceless
52:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson you creepy
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> was that the stock standard school prayer?
52:00 <Clarkson> Mostly gays are called Gary, that's why your parents called you it. 
53:00 <amelia> i think lots had it
53:00 <Doodle> i kind of want to have sex with her partay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
53:00 <Doodle> thx for that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01>  i thought i was spech
53:00 <amelia> ahahaha
53:00 <partay> Doodle i hear ya
54:00 <Doodle> you'd need to make base camp and travel over 2 nights tho
54:00 <Doodle> to cover all ground
54:00 <Picard> eeeww
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Doodle> AND PITCH A TENT
55:00 <Doodle> ok i'm done with the double entendres
55:00 <partay> Picard is googling that word 
56:00 <Serenity> doodle carry me to the shower
56:00 <Doodle> carry on about kids and primary school and shit 
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <Doodle> ok
56:00 <amelia> eNTeNDReS
56:00 <Doodle> can we bang when we get there
56:00 <Serenity> only if you do all the work
56:00 <Doodle> on my way
56:00 <amelia> sounds so spanish
56:00 <Doodle> its french
56:00 <Serenity> ace
57:00 <Doodle> cool bananas
57:00 <Doodle> Mewgo Weaving
57:00 <Mew> phwoar thats a newy
57:00 <Doodle> ye
57:00 <Mew> somebody had their weetbix this morning
57:00 <Doodle> took me ages
57:00 <Doodle> i shelve em
57:00 <Doodle> i do 10
58:00 <Doodle> and milk
58:00 <Mew> well yeah, you're not a monster
58:00 <Serenity> someone posted on my fb 'healthy breakfast' with like 3 weetbix all this fruit n yogurt n shit im like.. yeah healthy.. if you eat about 1/3 of what you have there
58:00 <Serenity> hnngg
58:00 <Serenity> im turning into doodle
58:00 <Doodle> lolol
58:00 <Doodle> food nazi
58:00 <Serenity> JUDGING EVERYONE
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> just eat cake
58:00 <Picard> a cunt?
58:00 <partay> and vag
59:00 <Doodle> Doodle is a cunt
59:00 <Doodle> ironic
59:00 <Serenity> for a start weetbix are foul
59:00 <Mew> ...destroyer
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
59:00 <Doodle> i wish
59:00 <amelia> take that back
59:00 <amelia> weetbix & banananana
59:00 <Serenity> i dont really like any cereal
59:00 <Doodle> i destroy my hand a lot tho
59:00 <Serenity> muslie is as far as i go
59:00 <partay> what about fruit loops 
59:00 <amelia> mmmm mueslie
59:00 <Serenity> nope
59:00 <Mew> act like you wouldnt smash a muff into soggy weetbix consistency if it presented itself
59:00 <Doodle> tarny bran
59:00 <Mew> so modest
59:00 <Doodle> loool
00:00 <Doodle> slllp
00:00 <faux> Gross
00:00 <Mew> fthpfthp
00:00 <Doodle> eeee
00:00 <Mew> microwave it for a bit
00:00 <Doodle> give it a stir
00:00 <Doodle> dig in
00:00 <Mew> pour some sugar on it
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me.mp3 (3.54MB 112kbps Joint Stereo 4:25)
00:00 <Mew> yis
00:00 <Mew> i missed u
00:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> and my shit music
01:00 <Doodle> owait i get it now :(
02:00 <Mew> lol shutup im being ginuwine okay
02:00 <Doodle> i want that song played at my funeral
02:00 <Doodle> as they lower my coffin
03:00 <Mew> wow i just imagined a lady riding your coffin lmao
03:00 <Doodle> it would probably be a bloke knowing my luck
03:00 <Mew> (it was me)
03:00 <Doodle> eee
04:00 <Doodle> amazing how you all just had a convo about muesli but nobody managed to spell it properly
04:00 <Doodle> for shame
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lipps Inc - Funkytown.mp3 (3.62MB 128kbps Stereo 3:57)
05:00 <Mew> muèsli
06:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
06:00 <Mew> clam like weetbix, ass like muesli, im gonna ride dat shit til tuesdeeee
07:00 <Doodle> rrrrrofl
07:00 <Doodle> werd
08:00 <faux> Lmaiio
09:00 <faux> @ all the muesli variations
09:00 <faux> moozli
09:00 <faux> Im off to bed night sperms
09:00 <Doodle> myuoeslea
09:00 <Doodle> ninis
09:00 <faux> gl tomoz
09:00 <faux> X
09:00 <Doodle> ty
09:00 <Doodle> :)
09:00 <amelia> night floral jeggings wearer
10:00 <faux> nini meelies
10:00 <Doodle> my theatre studies teacher used to wear floral leggings
10:00 <Doodle> she was huge
10:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAHA
10:00 <Doodle> it was traumatic
10:00 <amelia> camel toe?
10:00 <faux> Loll ew
10:00 <Doodle> camel fucking herd
10:00 <amelia> jeezus
10:00 <Doodle> she sent me to the principal cos my grandpa died
10:00 <amelia> well dats a bit harsh
10:00 <partay> moose knuckle
11:00 <Doodle> ye i didnt do her shitty project cos i was at his funeral
11:00 <amelia> (n probably not accurate)
11:00 <amelia> ohhh
11:00 <amelia> now thats more accurate
11:00 <Doodle> and spending the week before that watching him die
12:00 <Doodle> she was not a nice lady
12:00 <amelia> well dis turned sad very quickly
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <amelia> :(
12:00 <Doodle> yeah
12:00 <Doodle> sry
12:00 <Doodle> think about puppies and shit
12:00 <Doodle> hot slats
12:00 <Doodle> etc
12:00 <amelia> ahaahahah
12:00 <amelia> mm slats
13:00 <Doodle> [23:13] * Picard ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah lag mc lag!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Um
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Is this working now?
28:00 <Serenity> yes
29:00 <Mew> roger that kakefarts
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Schweet!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Wifi was working last week, now it's not :/
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Cunts!
30:00 <Mew> sounds like you've got mexican wifi
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Yeah, at work everything is Mexican
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
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