// #melbourne — 2015-03-16
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you guys!
00:00:00 <B1ackDevi1> You're welcome
00:00:00 <B1ackDevi1> That isn't Kate, its TheMayo
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waves*
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll start PMing you with "TEST" soon
00:01:00 <Pyro-> testies
00:01:00 <Skirmish> Mayo is setting a record tonight then for going the longest he ever has before without typing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:01:00 <B1ackDevi1> TEST
00:01:00 <Pyro-> <MakeItBunDem> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
00:02:00 <Pyro-> in bris earlier :P
00:02:00 <B1ackDevi1> That wasn't Mayo, that was Pliv
00:02:00 <Pyro-> isn't loool ole kuniva?
00:02:00 <Pyro-> joeline
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's me !
00:03:00 <Pyro-> you can't even be you
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can so be
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i was mayo i'd be trolling you all in PM
00:04:00 <Pyro-> that never happens to me
00:05:00 <skittles> kjhhkhkh
00:05:00 <Pyro-> screw it.. 2 more beers then no more.. and should be sober enough to drive half way to melbourne
00:05:00 <skittles> <--- kate
00:06:00 <Pyro-> perry?
00:07:00 <skittles> no just kate
00:07:00 <Pyro-> like cher? but kate?
00:08:00 <skittles> yeah, kinda
00:08:00 <skittles> My real name is Katherine
00:08:00 <Pyro-> i bet you run around on navy ships in your underwear
00:08:00 <skittles> but no one calls me Katherine
00:08:00 <skittles> totes!
00:09:00 <Pyro-> what if i started calling you katerine all of the time just so that you can't say no-one calls you that ?
00:10:00 <skittles> well some peeps do
00:10:00 <Pyro-> so you lied>?
00:10:00 <skittles> when i'm in trouble...
00:10:00 <Pyro-> that would be all of the time, wouldn't it?
00:10:00 <skittles> naw
00:11:00 <Pyro-> u a good girl ?
00:11:00 <Loof> wow first time i've seen pryo talk
00:11:00 <Loof> he's quite the smooth operater
00:12:00 <Pyro-> i'm almost never in this channel..
00:12:00 <Pyro-> too many headcases in here..
00:12:00 <Loof> oh so you're "sane"
00:12:00 <Loof> what is sane?
00:12:00 <Pyro-> i didn't say that :P
00:13:00 <Pyro-> but i have a better grip of reality than most the users in here :P
00:13:00 <Loof> so you're superior to them?
00:14:00 <faux> Yes
00:14:00 <Loof> by them i mean us
00:14:00 <faux> The cashed up bogans
00:14:00 <faux> Aka Maurice
00:15:00 <skittles> lol
00:15:00 <Pyro-> yes. .. far superior
00:15:00 <Loof> i see
00:15:00 <Loof> you must be very special
00:15:00 <Loof> are you jesus?
00:16:00 <Pyro-> and i figured i'd join #melbourne and trawl for chicks seeing i'm in melbourner every second day through the week
00:16:00 <Pyro-> need to sort out the "one in every port" thing :P
00:16:00 <Loof> trawling for chicks on da net aint sad to you?
00:16:00 <Pyro-> only when other people do it.. i do it with class :P
00:16:00 <Loof> oh for sure
00:17:00 <Loof> so not obvious you're looking for a quick fuck
00:17:00 <Maurice> Could be worse, he could be trawling for chicks in the nuthouse
00:17:00 <Pyro-> i'm not really trawling.. just putting it out there.. and i don't go full sped when nothing comes back..
00:18:00 <faux> Bipolar barbie
00:18:00 <skittles> ol
00:18:00 <skittles> l
00:18:00 <Loof> you need to make up your mind if you're trawling or not i think
00:18:00 <Loof> might help
00:19:00 <Maurice> The problem is, Pyro-, most of the chicks in here aren't actually in melb
00:19:00 <Pyro-> or actually chicks :P
00:20:00 <Maurice> That too
00:20:00 <Pyro-> or hot...
00:20:00 <Loof> join a church
00:20:00 <Loof> seriously
00:20:00 <Loof> particularly mormon
00:20:00 <Pyro-> fuck no...
00:21:00 <Loof> you'll get tonnes of roots
00:21:00 <Loof> i kid you not
00:21:00 <Loof> you'd have more chance than irc
00:22:00 <Pyro-> no girls on irc
00:22:00 <Loof> exactly
00:22:00 <TokenDaRing> mormons can't have sex until marriage
00:22:00 <TokenDaRing> funnily enough
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it must be round 2
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> could of told me Token
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I need something to watch
00:25:00 <Pyro-> orgasmo is a good movie to explain the morman faith
00:25:00 <Pyro-> mormon*
00:27:00 <Loof> man if you join they pounce on you
00:28:00 <Loof> and they total repressed sluts
00:28:00 <under> ITaL^GuY:
00:28:00 <Loof> all of dem
00:28:00 <Loof> for marriage not sex though
00:28:00 <Loof> only problem there
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> stereo types ... love them
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was raised a Mormon
00:30:00 <Loof> i was a mormon for a year
00:31:00 <Loof> they so blatent
00:31:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball should Loof be in a psych ward?
00:31:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should Loof be in a psych ward??? Prospect looks bleak.!!
00:31:00 <skittles> `8ball is kate awesome?
00:31:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is kate awesome??? Not even on a GOOD day.!!
00:31:00 <skittles> fuck you
00:32:00 <skittles> and people wonder WHY i don't chat here anymore
00:32:00 <Loof> then why you here now?
00:33:00 <Loof> tick tock
00:34:00 <slinky_J> i want skittles
00:35:00 <Loof> horny?
00:35:00 <Loof> drunk?
00:35:00 <Loof> angry?
00:35:00 <Loof> herpes?
00:35:00 <Loof> :P
00:37:00 <skittles> i want candy
00:37:00 <B1ackDevi1> I'm lactating
00:37:00 <B1ackDevi1> Wanna taste?
00:38:00 <Loof> ew
00:38:00 <Loof> putrid
00:38:00 <Loof> how's it feel having your ops removed blackdevil?
00:39:00 <Loof> did you cry?
00:39:00 <Loof> long time coming imo
00:39:00 <slinky_J> wooooo star trek
00:39:00 <Loof> worst op ever
00:40:00 <Loof> giving out peoples ip's
00:40:00 <Loof> i mean really
00:41:00 <B1ackDevi1> Loof: how did you meet your wife?
00:42:00 <Loof> well your mum just sort of spread her legs
00:42:00 <Loof> so i thought what the hell
00:42:00 <B1ackDevi1> My mother is a fat asian who beats you?
00:42:00 <B1ackDevi1> Thats pretty cool
00:42:00 <Loof> no you're mother wishes she was asian
00:43:00 <Loof> instead she's a nigger
00:43:00 <slinky_J> his mum spread her legs, you fucked her, she had you baby and you married your baby
00:43:00 <slinky_J> gross
00:43:00 <Loof> and nobody likes dark skin
00:43:00 <Loof> nobody
00:43:00 <Loof> looks like turd color
00:43:00 <B1ackDevi1> nobody on austnet
00:44:00 <skittles> i am
00:44:00 <skittles> *waves*
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I went out with a "nigger" once
00:44:00 <Loof> skittles loves the black cock
00:44:00 <Loof> there you go blackdevil
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> and still talk to her to this day ... she's awesome
00:44:00 <Loof> might actually lose your cherry
00:44:00 <Loof> sure b1
00:44:00 <Loof> like you never lie
00:44:00 <skittles> yeah loof, i do
00:45:00 <B1ackDevi1> slinky_J: aren't you an abordiginie?
00:45:00 <skittles> you do too!
00:45:00 <slinky_J> lols
00:45:00 <slinky_J> no
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, warning ... take your episode out on someone else ... you wont enjoy the dance this time ... 3 strikes and all that
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
00:45:00 <B1ackDevi1> Not at all in your entire bloodline?
00:45:00 <Loof> 3 strikes?
00:46:00 <B1ackDevi1> Why do you tell people you're an abordiginie?
00:46:00 <Loof> you're the one who gets zlined
00:46:00 <Loof> "idiot"
00:46:00 <slinky_J> i dont say ima abodiginie
00:46:00 <nate> my negro b1!
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yo gf!
00:47:00 <skittles> Aboriginal
00:47:00 <slinky_J> Aboriginal
00:47:00 <slinky_J> Abortion
00:48:00 <skittles> yeah…. that makes sense
00:48:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck are you
00:48:00 <slinky_J> r u made of skittles?
00:49:00 <skittles> yeah, wanna taste my rainbow *cheese wink*
00:49:00 <nate> skittles pot of gold at the bottom of ye rainbow?
00:50:00 <nate> taste the chocolate coins
00:50:00 <slinky_J> lolz
00:50:00 <skittles> worth my weight in fucking gold
00:51:00 <slinky_J> we should all take a bubble bath together!
00:51:00 <slinky_J> nate u in?
00:51:00 <slinky_J> WE CAN ALL CUDDLEZ
00:51:00 <skittles> you guys can go for gold
00:52:00 <slinky_J> r u 2 big to fit in ma hot tub?
00:52:00 <nate> hot tub time machine im in!
00:52:00 <slinky_J> wooo
00:52:00 <skittles> no, i'm not too big to fit in your hot tub
00:52:00 <skittles> i don't wanna!
00:53:00 <slinky_J> r u 2 small and u would drown :(
00:53:00 <slinky_J> :~
00:53:00 <skittles> naw
00:53:00 <skittles> as above
00:54:00 <skittles> can't say i'd find having a bath with 2 strangers appealing
00:54:00 <skittles> but hey you guys might love it! Enjoy!
00:55:00 <slinky_J> only if we do it upside down
00:56:00 <skittles> yeah, pass.
00:56:00 <skittles> next
01:03:00 <Loof> well, I went out with a "nigger" once
01:03:00 <skittles> a male?
01:03:00 <skittles> how'd you find the experience?
01:03:00 <skittles> and is it true about their cock size?
01:04:00 <skittles> you know correlation between big feet and huge cocks?
01:08:00 <skittles> mrdanger :D
01:08:00 <skittles> <-- kate
01:08:00 <mrdanger> hulo
01:08:00 <skittles> sup
01:08:00 <mrdanger> not a great deal, yourself?
01:09:00 <skittles> oh… about the same
01:09:00 <skittles> trying to lull myself to sleep
01:09:00 <skittles> good thing that none says boo here anymore :P
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:13:00 <mrdanger> yeah its a little quiet
01:13:00 <mrdanger> which is better than the alternative, which involves people who need psychiatric help ranting for hours on end
01:14:00 <skittles> no, you'll find that in sydney
01:14:00 <skittles> lol
01:15:00 <mrdanger> I forget there are other channels
01:15:00 <skittles> lol
01:15:00 <mrdanger> I've been a one trick pony for so long
01:16:00 <mrdanger> so tony abbott is a bit of a dick hey
01:19:00 <skittles> yeah, i know this.
01:25:00 <tessa> boo
01:25:00 <Loof> ger
01:26:00 <skittles> :/
01:27:00 <Loof> skittles want a fuck or two?
01:27:00 <skittles> naw thanks.
01:27:00 <Loof> ok
01:28:00 <skittles> i'm saving myself
01:28:00 <Loof> for jesus?
01:28:00 <skittles> naw, a lover!
01:28:00 <Loof> oh i'll love you
01:28:00 <Loof> love you damn good
01:28:00 <skittles> not the same
01:28:00 <Loof> man you don't know how big my heart is
01:28:00 <Loof> so big i get ownt
01:29:00 <skittles> yeah pass loof
01:29:00 <Loof> k
01:32:00 <mrdanger> I believe it is time for bed
01:32:00 <mrdanger> at this time
01:32:00 <mrdanger> at which i will go to bed
01:33:00 <skittles> nn
01:33:00 <mrdanger> I believe you are mistaken
01:33:00 <skittles> oh
01:33:00 <mrdanger> yup
01:34:00 <mrdanger> I have things I need to pretend to do tomorrow
01:34:00 <mrdanger> which requires me to wake up at some stage before it isn't tomorrow any more
01:35:00 <milk> you have an official engagement?
01:35:00 <mrdanger> a duel at high noon
01:36:00 <mrdanger> dual duels, in fact
01:36:00 <mrdanger> a duet of duels, to take place at the exact same moment
01:36:00 <milk> oh I see
01:36:00 <mrdanger> indeed you do
01:37:00 <skittles> :/
01:37:00 <mrdanger> im turning in to one of those near psychotic irc ramblers
01:37:00 <mrdanger> which is just more proof that it is indeed bedtime
01:38:00 <milk> and you think playing bullshit to make me jump through hoops will work?
01:38:00 <mrdanger> yes
01:38:00 <mrdanger> yes with a capital vagina
01:39:00 <skittles> um....
01:39:00 <skittles> um….yeah
01:39:00 <skittles> next
01:40:00 <Loof> next cock please
01:41:00 <skittles> um no
01:41:00 <Loof> what is it you want
01:41:00 <Loof> i dont think you know
01:42:00 <Loof> what a silly beyatch
01:42:00 <Loof> refusing random cock
01:46:00 <nate> one special girl at work i used to know said she had to know the person for 6 months before giving it up
01:46:00 <nate> 6 hours more like it
01:46:00 <nate> SNAPOO
01:47:00 <swinbanks> give me an hour
01:57:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
02:00:00 <swinbanks> hi Bastardly_One
02:10:00 <milk> night
02:39:00 <Bastardly_One> j #sydney
02:39:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
02:39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:39:00 <Bastardly_One> funny
02:40:00 <Bastardly_One> auto kicked in there and I neve go there
02:40:00 <Bonny> you weren't kicked. you were silent banned
02:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right
02:41:00 <Bastardly_One> sad ... i never go there
02:41:00 <Bonny> well I didn't set that up
02:41:00 <Bonny> bbl
02:46:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
02:46:00 <Bastardly_One> here's trouble
02:47:00 <nate> attack b1!
02:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i am not i swear
02:53:00 <Bastardly_One> you at work snoops?
02:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah been bored shitless
02:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive done the major part of my work tonight
02:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty much bored shitless myself tbh
02:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got another 6 hours left lol
02:55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about when I *finally get tired*
02:55:00 <Bastardly_One> not even remotely tired
02:56:00 <Bastardly_One> unfortunately
02:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah im going straight home and bed as i got work again at 1600
02:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
02:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah tell me about it
06:56:00 <BMP> lol, he goes to bed, i go to work
10:51:00 <British^Meat> [01:10] <Loof> it's not that i'm a hermit
10:51:00 <British^Meat> lol what a pisser
10:51:00 <British^Meat> borderline skitzo
10:52:00 <British^Meat> paranoid delusional nutcase
10:52:00 <British^Meat> stay away from drugs kids
10:53:00 <Nikky`> Yes dad
10:53:00 <British^Meat> i know i cn trust u Nikky`
10:53:00 <British^Meat> nice and innocent Nikky`
10:53:00 <Nikky`> haha isn't the innocent ones you have to watch out for?
11:03:00 <British^Meat> most probably yes :)
11:05:00 <Nikky`> But its ok.. I am one you can trust :P
11:45:00 <MrMark> boo a peek
13:29:00 <zaim> marhaba
13:30:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> roh neek emek
13:30:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> ya ayr jahesh
13:31:00 <zaim> fuck off faggot
13:31:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> ya ayr jahesh
13:31:00 <mr_ducati> 80
13:31:00 <mr_ducati> fig
13:31:00 <mr_ducati> tree
13:32:00 <Loof> speak american or gtfo
13:32:00 <Loof> u gotfucking sandmonkey
13:32:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> roh neek emek
13:32:00 <Loof> goatfucking sandmonkey fo sho
13:33:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> ul junah sharmout
13:33:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl loof, "speak american"
13:33:00 <Loof> dirka dirka boom boom jihad
13:33:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> enta rish minthjabeen
13:33:00 <Loof> eat jew dick (and like it)
13:33:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> roh neek emek
13:33:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> ya ayr jahesh
13:33:00 <mr_ducati> lol
13:33:00 <mr_ducati> jew dick
13:34:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> allah akbar
13:34:00 <Loof> ride camelcock
13:34:00 <Loof> allah fgt
13:34:00 <Loof> allah snackbar
13:34:00 <mr_ducati> na dont disrespect other peoples religions
13:35:00 <mr_ducati> no goof loof
13:35:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> allah akbar
13:35:00 <Loof> shouldn't you be looking for an 8 year old to marry
13:35:00 <Loof> or a homesexual to hang?
13:35:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> i kill you
13:35:00 <Loof> come at me bro
13:35:00 <Loof> sandmonkey
13:36:00 <Loof> USA USA USA
13:36:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> allah akbar
13:36:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> i kill you
13:37:00 <Loof> learn american camelhumper
13:37:00 <Loof> NWO
13:38:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> i shit on you and america
13:38:00 <Loof> and then wipe your ass with your hand
13:39:00 <Loof> before going home to beat your kids for not saying their prayers
13:39:00 <Loof> fgt pedo
13:39:00 <Loof> mutilated cock motherfucker
13:39:00 <Loof> pindick arab
13:40:00 <Loof> mmm alcohol
13:40:00 <Loof> mmm bacon
13:40:00 <Loof> mmm freedom
13:41:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> u going to hell
13:41:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> and i going to paradise
13:42:00 <mr_ducati> prove it
13:42:00 <Loof> prove it spazzo
13:42:00 <Loof> prove anything you say
13:42:00 <Loof> you lie
13:42:00 <Loof> you're brainwashed by a dictatorshit
13:42:00 <Loof> i'm already in paradise
13:42:00 <Loof> religious freak
13:43:00 <Loof> you're in hell
13:43:00 <Loof> :P
13:43:00 <Loof> suffer
13:43:00 <Loof> you deserve it
13:43:00 <Loof> for being a sheeple
13:43:00 <TokenDaRing> this is like watching two spastics slapfight
13:43:00 <Loof> go mutilate babydick jewarab
13:44:00 <Loof> NWO
13:44:00 <Loof> USA USA USA
13:44:00 <faux> lmao toknen
13:44:00 <faux> Token*
13:44:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof is just as retarded for his "speak american" gimmick
13:44:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> im not arab- im a serbian islamic fighter
13:44:00 <faux> Its funny how riled up loof gets over a troll
13:45:00 <Loof> you're a pussy little bitch internet keyboard warrior
13:45:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
13:45:00 <Loof> there's a billion trillion tryhards just like you everywhere
13:45:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean he's obviously just a gimmick troll stirring up crap
13:45:00 <Loof> on every corner
13:45:00 <TokenDaRing> but here's loof, getting all upset and angry
13:45:00 <faux> Mhmm
13:45:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> i can have u beheaded if i knew where u are
13:45:00 <faux> Lol
13:45:00 <mr_ducati> hi faux
13:45:00 <Loof> come at me fgt serb
13:45:00 <Loof> serb, what a joke
13:45:00 <Islamic_Forces_ISIL> where?
13:45:00 <Loof> that's even worse than russian
13:46:00 <Loof> in your mums bed
13:46:00 <Loof> come at me
13:46:00 <Loof> angry?
13:46:00 <Loof> hahahahaahahna
13:46:00 <Loof> bitch
13:46:00 <Loof> serbia is even worse than russia
13:46:00 <Loof> all pussies
13:47:00 <Loof> hahahahahaha
13:47:00 <faux> Where's simba I have cookies for him
13:47:00 <Loof> USA USA USA
13:48:00 <Loof> u mad bro?
13:48:00 <Loof> hahahahahaha
13:49:00 <Loof> you've got no idea what a true islamic person is
13:49:00 <Loof> true islam is about peace and love
13:49:00 <Loof> you're just an idiot
13:49:00 <Loof> USA USA USA
13:52:00 <Loof> lol
13:57:00 <Loof> come back terrorist
13:57:00 <Loof> *sigh*
14:01:00 <zaim> he or she was a good soldier
16:11:00 <tisk> hi
16:12:00 <tisk> faux :)
16:13:00 <faux> ?
16:14:00 <tisk> hi
16:14:00 <tisk> how are u
16:15:00 <Loof> lurkerville
16:15:00 <faux> Who are you
16:15:00 <Loof> RIP #melbourne
16:15:00 <tisk> u know who i am
16:15:00 <Loof> i blame Maurice
16:15:00 <tisk> not hard
16:15:00 <tisk> to guess
16:15:00 <faux> ...
16:15:00 <faux> if I knew I wouldn't ask
16:16:00 <Loof> fucking cashed up bogan
16:16:00 <tisk> nah starts with c
16:16:00 <tisk> name
16:16:00 <Loof> such a CUB
16:18:00 <tisk> hi neways
16:19:00 <tisk> cuddly faux
16:20:00 <tisk> lol
16:29:00 <Serenity> its chris the gigantic spastic
16:30:00 <TokenDaRing> who?
16:31:00 <Serenity> tisk
16:31:00 <TokenDaRing> ahhhhh
16:31:00 <tisk> dont hassle me in pm TokenDaRing
16:31:00 <TokenDaRing> hi tisk
16:31:00 <TokenDaRing> how's your day going?
16:40:00 <fest> TokenDaRing
16:40:00 <TokenDaRing> fest
17:45:00 <TokenDaRing> fest: how's your day going?
17:47:00 <fest> great you?
17:47:00 <TokenDaRing> not bad
17:48:00 <Nikky`> I remember when TokenDaRing used to ask how my day was going, then he found others and I got a little sad
17:48:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky`: I'm sorry
17:48:00 <TokenDaRing> but you know how it is
17:49:00 <TokenDaRing> you move on, meet new people
17:49:00 <TokenDaRing> it's how life works
17:49:00 <Nikky`> I know.. i'm too normal for you
17:49:00 <Nikky`> :P
17:51:00 <fest> Nikky` we love u
17:51:00 <Nikky`> Its nice to know i'm e-loved
17:53:00 <Bonny> lol
17:53:00 <simba> hi faux
17:53:00 <simba> and friends
17:56:00 <Nikky`> simba
17:57:00 <simba> hi how are you
17:58:00 <faux> Hi simba
17:58:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, you?
18:00:00 <faux> 4 simba http://imgur.com/us9SLpL
18:02:00 <simba> im great!!!
18:02:00 <simba> do i get the floor cookies
18:03:00 <fest> is that ur filthy floor?
18:03:00 <simba> fest why do u keep getting z lined and coming back here
18:03:00 <faux> No its not my picture
18:04:00 <faux> My house is spotless tyvm
18:04:00 <faux> I'm not chris
18:04:00 <simba> brilliant
18:04:00 <faux> and stay out
18:04:00 <faux> Also I linked you to the wrong thing
18:04:00 <faux> Hang
18:05:00 <faux> Simba: http://imgur.com/Yclg1Q4
18:06:00 <simba> lol
18:06:00 <simba> gonna follow dat queer bitch
18:06:00 <faux> Lol
18:06:00 <faux> he rocks
18:07:00 <simba> ew
18:07:00 <simba> why is he a guy
18:07:00 <simba> ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ raise ur donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
18:26:00 <chukka01> wow... as if people still use this
18:29:00 <chukka01> i guess people dont use it -.-
18:29:00 <British^Meat> I AM RIGHT NOW
18:30:00 <chukka01> brittish meat in melbourne?
18:32:00 <doctor> we only use this place to organise nefarious activities
18:32:00 <British^Meat> i am in #melbourne
18:33:00 <doctor> you're now in the company of some extremely unsavoury people
18:33:00 <British^Meat> i am chatting in #melbourne
18:35:00 <British^Meat> tell me chukka01..........
18:36:00 <British^Meat> why did u leave, and why are you back?
18:36:00 <British^Meat> is there a reason you're in #PS4?
18:37:00 <nate> dat ya boyfriend?
18:37:00 <nate> stay with meeeh!
19:02:00 <couleurs> ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:14:00 <Pyro-> yo.. any hot chicks from around laverton north ? :PP
19:17:00 <AzzA> laverton north in WA has all the hot chicks
19:17:00 <TokenDaRing> Pyro-: don't you live in Brisbane?
19:18:00 <AzzA> Pyro-
19:18:00 <AzzA> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5R8OSA2bfDdCFdWJGZXualFHJGBkwn2J2Ax0I44jlFl0rI0Og-g
19:18:00 <AzzA> laverton north WA
19:18:00 <AzzA> hottest chicks EVER!!
19:20:00 <Pyro-> i do.. but i go to melbourne every couple of days
19:21:00 <Pyro-> be there on tuesday for about 12-13hours
19:21:00 <Pyro-> most times only there for an hour or 2 though
19:22:00 <Pyro-> went to the westside hotel on friday ... they had waitress chicks.. fully clothed
19:22:00 <Pyro-> like wtf?
19:22:00 <Pyro-> get bikinis at worse up here, if not topless.. they wear full tops and pants..
19:23:00 <Pyro-> victoria is almost as arsed backwards as wa
19:30:00 <couleurs> ViCToRiA BeCKHeM
19:30:00 <couleurs> best soccer player ever
19:30:00 <Pyro-> this indian food stuff should be getting delivered soon.. i hate waiting
19:31:00 <Pyro-> at least i have beer
19:31:00 <TokenDaRing> got some longnecks, Pyro-?
19:35:00 <ooomp> Evening
19:36:00 <couleurs> helo omp
19:37:00 <dole> thanks all
19:38:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:38:00 <dole> where is dad?
19:38:00 <ooomp> oleurs
19:38:00 <dole> mate
19:39:00 <dole> where is dad?
19:39:00 <dole> are you joshin me?
19:39:00 <TokenDaRing> dead
19:39:00 <TokenDaRing> dad is dead
19:39:00 <TokenDaRing> dad is dead dave
19:39:00 <dole> dad is fucken blowm mate
19:39:00 <dole> anyway
19:39:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
19:39:00 <dole> thanks son
19:41:00 <dole> wel
19:41:00 <dole> well
19:41:00 <dole> wellll
19:42:00 <dole> where is that big bitch?
19:43:00 <TokenDaRing> dole are you ok?
19:43:00 <TokenDaRing> had a few too many?
19:48:00 <couleurs> i'll say!!!!!!!
19:49:00 <nate> dole day!!
19:50:00 <dole> ty all
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> I think dole might be a bit out of it
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> not all there mate?
19:53:00 <simba> (d)ole (d)ole
20:26:00 <dole> mate
20:28:00 <dole> where are the mutters>
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> dole
20:28:00 <dole> yes son
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> had some more to drink I see
20:28:00 <dole> drink
20:28:00 <dole> what is drink
20:28:00 <dole> >>...
20:28:00 <British^Meat> how to mutters?
20:28:00 <dole> mhm
20:35:00 <Lish> Losers
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Lish
20:35:00 <Lish> Hey
20:36:00 <Lish> What's happening
20:37:00 <British^Meat> your face!
20:37:00 <British^Meat> just kidding, i cant really back that up
20:37:00 <Lish> Weird
20:40:00 <Pyro-> you close to laverton north at all lish?
20:40:00 <Lish> No
20:40:00 <British^Meat> you close to the barossa valley at all
20:40:00 <British^Meat> ?
20:41:00 <Lish> No
20:41:00 <milk> ?
20:43:00 <Lish> Weirdos
20:44:00 <Pyro-> well.. where do you live?
20:46:00 <Lish> Melbourne
20:47:00 <cita> Hiya.
20:47:00 <Bastardly_One> Pyro-, pro tip
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> say Hoppers Crossing or Werribee
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> both just as fucked but kind of less fucked
20:48:00 <Lish> I live East
20:49:00 <Maurice> I've stayed in Werribee
20:49:00 <Lish> I think it smells weird there
20:50:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> at the mansion Maurice?
20:50:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11018137_465836823569344_6701598116088246846_n.jpg?oh=4cc345a21ee368c51caff3d603b7d5ca&oe=5583CD58
20:50:00 <Loof> http://www.theage.com.au/it-pro/bogan-benefits-lost-on-smug-intellectuals-20101227-198g0.html
20:57:00 <under> CMON FERRARI
20:58:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Loof deserve his wife?
20:58:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Loof deserve his wife??? Most likely.!!
20:59:00 <slinky_J> Hoppers Crossing.. sounds like a place ppl would get drumped after being murdered
20:59:00 <slinky_J> by picard
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> it is!
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> good guess
21:00:00 <TokenDaRing> picard would just dump you into the murray
21:00:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
21:00:00 <slinky_J> or eat ya
21:03:00 <under> Bastardly_One: did you go to see f1?
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather watch things like that on the telly
21:06:00 <Loof> what's it like being a cashed up bogan maurice
21:06:00 <Loof> waits for ban
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> at least you get to see the actual race that way
21:06:00 <Maurice> I wasn't aware I had cash
21:06:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is loof having a meltdown?
21:06:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is loof having a meltdown??? That question is better remained unanswered.!!
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> just say yes 8ball
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball will I ever have sex that I don't have to pay for outside of a professional place of service?
21:07:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will I ever have sex that I don't have to pay for outside of a professional place of service??? Maybe.!!
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe?
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
21:08:00 <Loof> i'm too old for sex
21:08:00 <Maurice> Loof, whats it like being a doll bludging mental patient?
21:08:00 <Maurice> Dole*
21:08:00 <Maurice> Although doll could work
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> 8ball said maybe! *bounces*
21:08:00 <Loof> people past 40 having sex is perverted and gross
21:08:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Loof a bad parent?
21:08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Loof a bad parent??? Answer hazy.!!
21:08:00 <Loof> imo
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, did you answer me before? Was it Werribee Mansion?
21:08:00 <nate> `8ball do i own a sex doll
21:08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: do i own a sex doll?? It would take a disturbed person to even ask.!!
21:08:00 <Maurice> Course he's not, DCP has been called numerous times on him, but he's a great parent
21:09:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
21:09:00 <Pyro-> so.. anyone on the newell ?
21:09:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that is
21:09:00 <frayedknot> newell highway?
21:09:00 <Loof> hell hightway?
21:09:00 <Loof> nobody knows what ur talking about
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, I guess you didn't stay there then in Werribee
21:09:00 <Pyro-> yeah'
21:09:00 <Maurice> No, I was at my sils house
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> just that Werribee South is totally different and way nicer
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooh right
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> where the zoo is and shit is like orchards and fruit growers and stuff
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you remember Rush
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> they filmed that around there too
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked that show for a cop show
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of miss it
21:11:00 <Pyro-> the big audio dynamin=te song?
21:11:00 <Loof> i dont know wtf y'all talking about
21:11:00 <Loof> does anyone?
21:11:00 <Maurice> Yeah I've been to the zoo
21:11:00 <Pyro-> the animals looked at you at the soo
21:11:00 <Pyro-> zoo
21:11:00 <slinky_J> the sompsins
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a free range zoo Pyro-
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> a really good one too
21:12:00 <slinky_J> be lolarious to pull a twelve monkeys and release animals from the zoo
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the series yet?
21:12:00 <slinky_J> series!
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's coming here this year but I've been watching it for a while
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the series 12 Monkeys
21:13:00 <Lish> Look what I made
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof is having an ep ... apparently I discuss his life with you all
21:13:00 <Lish> http://imgur.com/vXVJHo7
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and you all report back
21:13:00 <Lish> http://imgur.com/hjk5GMh
21:13:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:14:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof has 84% of Austnet ignored
21:14:00 <faux> You discuss everyone's life with everyone
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish
21:15:00 <Lish> Yes
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that homo cake looks yum
21:15:00 <Lish> It is yum
21:15:00 <Lish> Don't call it a homo cake
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> rainbow cake
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> homo cake
21:17:00 <Lish> Better
21:17:00 <Lish> No
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> same diff
21:17:00 <slinky_J> fuck me dmc devil may cry looks so awesome remastered
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're quick on the uptake slinky
21:18:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:18:00 <slinky_J> haha
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> it has only been out like
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> 18 mths
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> least a year
21:18:00 <slinky_J> fuck this pedo on 60 mins should be burnt at the stake
21:18:00 <slinky_J> whut?
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> DMC remastered
21:18:00 <couleurs> FiFa 14 bean out since oct 2014
21:18:00 <slinky_J> dmc devil may cry definitive edition only came out last week lol
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> came on on the PS3
21:18:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooh really?
21:18:00 <slinky_J> i had it in 2013
21:19:00 <slinky_J> yep
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
21:19:00 <slinky_J> its better this time around, shits been fixed
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> sleeping dogs definitive was poor
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and no different at all
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> just all the dlc rubbish that really was irrelevant to begin with
21:20:00 <slinky_J> yeah
21:21:00 <slinky_J> im not saying dmc looks as brilliant as if it were made for next gen but as good as gta V at least
21:21:00 <couleurs> next gen ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:22:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for sega mastersystem 2
21:22:00 <slinky_J> gonna rock!
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> this Bloodborne is being hyped to tell
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and a PS exclusive
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and big as fuck
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> why does it have to be an action rpg?
21:23:00 <couleurs> grant turismo auto vii
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> well couleurs
21:23:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> you will be pleased to know that Project Cars
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> has been previewed as GT but with better options
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the fact you'll be able to specialise after starting in carts
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> so if you prefer F1 you do your career in that ... touring cars, etc
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I love touring cars so I'll choose that
21:24:00 <slinky_J> the crew or watev it is called looks fun
21:25:00 <slinky_J> and forza horizon
21:25:00 <couleurs> might be a good game unlike that piece of shite!!!!!!!!!!!
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> the crew is rubbish
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I like that even less than DriveClub
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> and boy was that a let down after 2 days
21:26:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQfLbDm5g0
21:26:00 <couleurs> xbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
21:28:00 <couleurs> looks good
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a PS4 version too
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> ign have 10 mins of play up
21:29:00 <Bastardly_One> it does look good I agree
21:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll put DC in the bin in 2 weeks
21:29:00 <Bastardly_One> April the 5th it comes out
21:30:00 <couleurs> whoa the f1 helmet view looks cool
21:31:00 <Bastardly_One> what they did apparently was what most other games so far failed to do
21:31:00 <slinky_J> y teh fuk is Oblivion on again
21:31:00 <Bastardly_One> they gave it to a load of kids to beta test
21:31:00 <Bastardly_One> so they've listened to the testers completely as well apparently
21:31:00 <Bastardly_One> the dev was waffling on with the ign play
21:39:00 <doctor> they need to go back to the old group of nerds spending months locked up in a basement methodology to make decent games
21:40:00 <doctor> also, they shouldn't be married or have girlfriends
21:41:00 <Kynetic> and should be fed exclusively on shitty fast food and strong coffee
21:41:00 <doctor> exactly
21:42:00 <doctor> the more they corporatize it the more they ruin it
21:56:00 <slinky_J> Milkman don't get scared, not when there's free pussy at every door.
21:58:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:00:00 <Picard> evening people
22:00:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Bx_FnAyovvU
22:00:00 <couleurs> good song !
22:01:00 <B1ackDevi1> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Aphex Twin - Milkman (video by David Firth) Views: 52,314 Uploader: dmh79 Uploaded: Published on Feb 12, 2013 Duration: 1 Minutes 57 Seconds
22:01:00 <couleurs> fun video 2!!!!!!
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
22:06:00 <slinky_J> http://alien-ufo-sightings.com/2014/12/us-soldier-claims-he-has-spent-17-years-battling-aliens-on-mars/
22:06:00 <slinky_J> haw haw
22:07:00 <TokenDaRing> sounds like Pieter
22:07:00 <TopDawg> Pieter's facebook?
22:07:00 <Picard> :P
22:07:00 <Kynetic> i battle aliens in the toilet all the time
22:07:00 <Kynetic> i use chemical weapons against them
22:08:00 <Picard> lol
22:08:00 <Grim> Toxic turds
22:08:00 <Picard> u are a turd
22:08:00 <Simwolf> shit missiles
22:08:00 <Kynetic> peels the paint off the walls
22:08:00 <British^Meat> ooer
22:09:00 <Picard> is there a doctor in the house?
22:09:00 <TopDawg> According to Captain Kaye, the air is breathable on the surface of Mars, and the temperature could be warm at times.
22:09:00 <Kynetic> i think he just stepped out
22:10:00 <TopDawg> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectrograph
22:10:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is having a breakdown, can we get him some help
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: nice PM spam
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> of course
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll say it's not me
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> or pretend you're not doing anything
22:10:00 <Picard> huh?
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> see?
22:10:00 <Grim> I could suck a cock
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> 21:10:22] <Picard> u faggot cretin cunt, im really getting to you lol
22:10:00 <Picard> Grim its ok
22:10:00 <Picard> yes TokenDaRing im doing that
22:10:00 <Grim> Is it?
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Picard will let you do that
22:10:00 <Picard> leave it in pm ok
22:11:00 <Picard> yes grem
22:11:00 <Kynetic> well oxygen only makes up about 20% of our atmosphere
22:11:00 <Picard> grim
22:11:00 <Grim> No I am nervous
22:11:00 <Pyro-> get on the NO2
22:11:00 <Picard> Kynetic we have a few oxygen theives in here
22:11:00 <Grim> What?
22:11:00 <Kynetic> really?
22:11:00 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
22:11:00 <Kynetic> i dont think it works that way
22:11:00 <Picard> yes.
22:11:00 <Pyro-> coming from picared? :P
22:11:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure theres enough oxygen to go around
22:11:00 <Pyro-> -e
22:12:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing would be better off if he was put down
22:12:00 <Pyro-> again..
22:12:00 <Kynetic> im sure there are arguments to be had that would say the same of you Picard
22:12:00 <Kynetic> but hey
22:12:00 <Picard> his type are no good
22:12:00 <Pyro-> and again
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: have you been to the netball courts again today?
22:12:00 <Grim> I am thinking about sucking a cock
22:12:00 <Pyro-> it's like the saying.. pot calling the kettle black
22:12:00 <Kynetic> i think Picard has been in the toilet after me
22:12:00 <Kynetic> too much of that toxic air will make you speak some shit
22:12:00 <Picard> i think is shit myself
22:13:00 <TokenDaRing> you think you shit yourself?
22:13:00 <TokenDaRing> wow dude
22:13:00 <TokenDaRing> messed up
22:13:00 <Grim> Do you think he will want more.
22:13:00 <Pyro-> filled the bag?
22:13:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure if you shit yourself.. youd know it
22:13:00 <Picard> Kynetic i think i spent way too much time in the crocodile bar
22:13:00 <Kynetic> i think you spent too much time in thailand
22:13:00 <Picard> not enough
22:13:00 <Picard> im going back
22:13:00 <Grim> I don't know about analysts sex
22:13:00 <Kynetic> might have caught an STD
22:14:00 <Picard> fucking love the plase
22:14:00 <Picard> place
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard loves all the girls with dicks
22:14:00 <Picard> projecting TokenDaRing
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> him and beehhh would get along nicely
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not the one who wants to go to Thailand, dude
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> Thailands a big destination for sex tourism
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> just saying
22:14:00 <Picard> yet u have a ladyboy fantasy
22:15:00 <Picard> and a big destination for tourism
22:15:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, guys wanting to hook up with ladybois
22:15:00 <Picard> Kynetic went there on his honeymoon
22:15:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:15:00 <Simwolf> I was about to make a comment about how far IRC has taken a nose dive since I was last an ongoing active user, but sadly, I don't think the level of conversation has changed much at all in that time.
22:16:00 <Grim> Fuck who cares
22:17:00 <Kynetic> Picard yes i totally went to thailand on my honeymoon to get some ladyboy action
22:17:00 <Grim> Lolz
22:17:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard likes to think about people on IRC during the day
22:17:00 <Picard> i didnt say that
22:17:00 <Picard> i said u went there as tourist
22:17:00 <TokenDaRing> we make him smile
22:17:00 <Picard> thi other cunt is making it out everyone who gor to thailand goes to get cock
22:17:00 <Kynetic> the wrost thing i saw was various wildlife being removed from a womans vagina
22:18:00 <Picard> lol good old ping pong show
22:18:00 <Kynetic> haha yea
22:18:00 <Picard> i was warned and didnt go to one
22:18:00 <British^Meat> lol, u been thinking about us again to give u a big old smile across your round face?
22:18:00 <Kynetic> it wasnt even a turn on
22:18:00 <British^Meat> Nawwwwwwwwwwwww
22:18:00 <British^Meat> do u tell u work mates about us?
22:19:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: he does
22:19:00 <TokenDaRing> he doesn't have much else to talk about
22:19:00 <TokenDaRing> we're everything to him
22:20:00 <Picard> Lish, night off?
22:21:00 <Lish> ?
22:22:00 <Lish> Look what I made
22:22:00 <Lish> http://imgur.com/vXVJHo7
22:22:00 <MakeItBunDem> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
22:22:00 <Lish> http://imgur.com/hjk5GMh
22:22:00 <TokenDaRing> Lish, Picard will hate it, the colours will remind him of gay people
22:22:00 <TokenDaRing> MakeItBunDem: you're too late
22:22:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris is zlined
22:22:00 <Lish> Picard likes gay people
22:22:00 <MakeItBunDem> :(
22:22:00 <TokenDaRing> Lish: he won't admit it though
22:22:00 <TokenDaRing> he's too shy
22:23:00 <Lish> Lol
22:23:00 <TokenDaRing> you know
22:24:00 <TokenDaRing> the best thing about Picard is
22:24:00 <TokenDaRing> you can still talk about him while having him on ignore, and he'll still go off at you
22:24:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing u could be gay straight or a tranny and id still dislike u. u are just a cunt
22:24:00 <Picard> nothing peronal
22:24:00 <Lish> lol
22:24:00 <Lish> He is token
22:24:00 <Lish> Picard look at my cake!
22:24:00 <TokenDaRing> sweet :)
22:24:00 <partay> lol pictard
22:25:00 <partay> poor pictard
22:25:00 <TokenDaRing> if we keep getting him angry, eventually he'll have a stroke and die at his computer
22:25:00 <Picard> u made that?
22:25:00 <Picard> who was 88?
22:25:00 <partay> 2 fat ladies
22:25:00 <Kynetic> Lish is that a gay pride cake?
22:26:00 <Lish> It's just a rainbow cake
22:26:00 <Lish> Yes I made that
22:26:00 <Lish> My nan
22:26:00 <Picard> nice
22:27:00 <Lish> I'm proud of it
22:27:00 <Picard> looks good Lish
22:27:00 <Lish> I didn't eat any
22:27:00 <Lish> But I have some here
22:28:00 <Lish> Weird?
22:29:00 <couleurs> happy 88th bday Picard
22:30:00 <slower> simba you are such a hypocrite, token is just as bad.
22:31:00 <simba> i didnt say anything
22:32:00 <simba> whats ur problem mate
22:32:00 <slower> why kick one trouble maker and not the other?
22:32:00 <Pyro-> tits out
22:32:00 <simba> cos hes a big 1
22:32:00 <Lish> Why did picard get banned
22:32:00 <Lish> He was being reasonable today
22:32:00 <simba> token is like still on My First IRC Trolling Kit
22:32:00 <slinky_J> I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man
22:32:00 <slinky_J> I can shake ah mah fanny ah can shake ah ma cans!
22:32:00 <slower> for an op, you dont set a good example
22:33:00 <OldManOfHoy> same old nicks I see
22:33:00 <simba> direct ur complaints to ChanOPs PM
22:34:00 <British^Meat> simba, i think it was a great choice, im glad you banned him, excellent chouice and kudos to you and all the ops here, u guys all doa great job and deserve more credit, cheers guys
22:34:00 <British^Meat> stop defending dickhead Picard slower
22:34:00 <simba> ive never seen slower type about anything other than irc bans
22:34:00 <slower> i rather tell you to your "face"
22:35:00 <slower> British^Meat you are such a brown-nose
22:35:00 <British^Meat> irc more seriously mate
22:35:00 <British^Meat> cha
22:35:00 <faux> cha
22:35:00 <simba> its ok slower just wants to know whats going on he is confused and just piecing together the pieces he sees
22:35:00 <simba> i understand his anger
22:36:00 <slower> simba if if paid more attention you would have
22:36:00 <simba> 1 day u will know everything
22:36:00 <simba> and itll be all too much
22:36:00 <faux> if one more person on fb sends MD an invite to farm cunts or pirate shits I'm going to scream
22:36:00 <simba> MD
22:36:00 <slower> angry? you little moron
22:36:00 <faux> my dick
22:36:00 <nate> faux wanna come to shitty pirate cunts farming ?:)
22:37:00 <faux> want to k my a
22:37:00 <simba> k
22:37:00 <Serenity> you're all massive wankers
22:38:00 <simba> i love myself i want you to love me
22:38:00 <faux> Someone make me this immediately
22:38:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/9KpUDxM5Ncc
22:39:00 <faux> Ty
22:39:00 <milk> Serenity truth, while divine, is seldom accepted
22:39:00 <Pyro-> #melbourne should jsut be known as
22:39:00 <Serenity> how fucking good do they look
22:39:00 <Pyro-> #insane
22:41:00 <Skirmish> Well, today was day of the pig and I am all bacon/porked out.
22:41:00 <simba> that is a lot of effort
22:44:00 <Serenity> just needs some fresh cream on it faux
22:44:00 <Serenity> hnngg
22:45:00 <Pyro-> some fresh cream on faux you say ?
22:48:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:48:00 <Pyro-> O_o
22:48:00 <Serenity> id eat cream off faux
22:49:00 <Pyro-> i'd watch that video
22:55:00 <slinky_J> I think you all need ice cream with old people meds in it
22:56:00 <simba> ned ben & jerry
22:59:00 <Pyro-> so.. since the last time i asked, has any hot chicks from the laverton noirth area joined?
22:59:00 <Pyro-> -typos
23:00:00 <couleurs> B1 Picard and OldManOfHoy ice cream
23:01:00 <Pyro-> vomit would be more appatising
23:06:00 <faux> Maurice
23:06:00 <Maurice> Yello
23:07:00 <faux> Have u seen newest glee
23:07:00 <Maurice> I watched it last night
23:07:00 <faux> Lmao
23:07:00 <faux> I'm watching now
23:07:00 <faux> Halfway
23:07:00 <faux> ROFL @ bald sue
23:07:00 <Maurice> Next week is a 2 hour long finale
23:07:00 <faux> I died
23:07:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:08:00 <faux> VA are performing now
23:08:00 <Maurice> I hate the lead singer in that
23:08:00 <faux> Cocky cunt
23:09:00 <OldManOfHoy> ice cream ?
23:09:00 <slinky_J> ive never had ben and jerry
23:09:00 <slinky_J> didnt one of them die from eating too much of their ice cream lols
23:09:00 <OldManOfHoy> happy with a bubble o bill myself
23:10:00 <OldManOfHoy> anyway sleep time,bogong staircase tomorrow
23:16:00 <faux> Omg
23:16:00 <faux> Maurice
23:16:00 <faux> Chandelier
23:16:00 <faux> LOL the little kid wtf
23:16:00 <Maurice> LOL that fucking kid
23:16:00 <faux> HAHAHAHA
23:16:00 <Maurice> I thought it was actually the girl until I realised
23:16:00 <faux> he's like humping the black woman
23:17:00 <faux> And she's like gtfo
23:17:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLL dead
23:17:00 <faux> Wtf is this third song
23:17:00 <Maurice> I don't know it
23:17:00 <faux> Same
23:18:00 <faux> Gay
23:18:00 <faux> they better win
23:18:00 <faux> Omg
23:18:00 <faux> Did u see michael Bolton
23:18:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAA
23:19:00 <Pyro-> i'd go to a michael bolton concert
23:24:00 <slinky_J> this empire show is shit
23:27:00 <Skirmish> Michael Bolton and Lonely Island is great.
23:27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:32:00 <milk> :)
23:32:00 <Skirmish> *wave*
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:33:00 <Skirmish> Not much. Putting music and podcasts on a flash drive for the car.
23:39:00 <Serenity> god i have the biggest fucking growth on my face
23:40:00 <Maurice> Is it your beard?
23:40:00 <Serenity> i wish
23:40:00 <Serenity> blind pimple right near my nose
23:40:00 <Maurice> Oh I hate those
23:41:00 <Serenity> cause of all this humidity my skin has broken out so bad
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> AH that's why i had a few pimples… the humidity!
23:44:00 <Serenity> the moisture makes my skin so gross
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> same....
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't get many….but now that you mention the humidity….
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes sense - duh kate
23:45:00 <Serenity> lol
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm loving the weather at the momet
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> moment**
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold, windy and wet - yay for winter
23:46:00 <Serenity> wish it was cold here
23:46:00 <Serenity> its still hot
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you :P
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> when is easter?
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> april 5th
23:49:00 <Pyro-> hi kate
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:49:00 <Pyro-> i heard a rumour you ditched us for another server.. but then.. you're here :P
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like to share the love
23:50:00 <Serenity> kates a slut
23:50:00 <Pyro-> shareing is caring
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ethical slut!
23:50:00 <Pyro-> mmmmmm... ethics... *drool
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one was talking in taco's ch - so I came here…
23:51:00 <Serenity> fair trade porn
23:51:00 <Pyro-> i lost mine in 'nam
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ fair trade porn
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got fair trade chocolate!
23:51:00 <Pyro-> i got lollies..
23:52:00 <Pyro-> raspberries, snakes, frogs and chicos
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 chicos
23:52:00 <Pyro-> chocolate jubes ftw
23:52:00 <Serenity> i have chocolate but i still havent eaten it
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the only reason why i haven't eaten my chocolate is because i don't know where i've put it lol
23:53:00 <Pyro-> i want to drink more beers but i think i have to stop :( .. gotta be 0.0 by about 8am
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my throat is sore :(
23:53:00 <Skirmish> Kayla made a huge pile of caramel choc chip cookies today. I swear I have eaten so many I am going to shit cookie dough.
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised the house is still intact
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:55:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ <-------- Something about this makes it catchy.
23:56:00 <Serenity> i made myself sick on krispy kreme friday
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has a snaggle tooth that's annoying!
23:56:00 <Skirmish> You made your pancreas cry.
23:57:00 <Serenity> i can only eat one, MAYBE two
23:57:00 <Skirmish> It's refreshing that she has less than perfect teeth Kate!
23:57:00 <Serenity> so naturally i had 3
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like perfect teeth
23:58:00 <Skirmish> Looks like a chipped tooth. Probably happened when she was getting done doggy and the guy throws it in for one last thrust before blowing and she lost her balance and hit the bedhead.
23:58:00 <Pyro-> my favourite bar chick from my last local had a snaggletooth.. it was sooo cute..
23:58:00 <B1ackDevi1> I'm drunk
23:58:00 <Pyro-> congratufuckinlations
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
23:59:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for letting me know that Kate doesn't chat here anymore B1ackDevi1. I miss her terribly.
23:59:00 <Skirmish> oh hai Kate.
23:59:00 <B1ackDevi1> Let's go all the way
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