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00:00 <simba> wait how do you even know how long he has left on a zline?
00:00 <simba> i didnt even know he was zlined
00:00 <lols> loof you want me come get me
00:00 <Loof> ok
00:00 <lols> i not afraid
00:00 <lols> i lols
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know things
00:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
00:00 <Loof> this will be fun
00:00 <TokenDaRing> it's a battle of spastics
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha TokenDaRing
00:00 <Loof> he actually wants it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh God was enough
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <TokenDaRing> I want to be there to just watch them slap each other
01:00 <Maurice> It'd be like watching bitch Stewie fighting bitch Brian
01:00 <TokenDaRing> they'll trip over their own shoes first
01:00 <simba> no seriously Bastardly_One you must have a caldenar behind you reserved for irc bans or something
01:00 <lols> TokenDaRing faggot
01:00 <simba> caldenar
01:00 <xm> lol
01:00 <lols> leave austnet
01:00 <lols> you said you would
01:00 <Loof> dont trust b1
01:00 <xm> and clocks on the wall for all the different capital cities
01:00 <lols> liar
01:00 <Loof> live lesson
01:00 <Loof> life*
01:00 <lols> yeh
01:00 <lols> b1 is scum
01:00 <Loof> agree
02:00 <TokenDaRing> mmm popcorn
02:00 <Loof> god now i'm allowed on irc it's not nearly as fun
02:00 <lols> lols
02:00 <Loof> wb
03:00 <lols> fuck off TokenDaRing
03:00 <Loof> cmon allow da drama
03:00 <Loof> it's fun
03:00 <TokenDaRing> it is
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm amused
03:00 <Serenalopolis> o,pm;y
03:00 <Serenalopolis> er
03:00 <Loof> erybody loves drama
03:00 <Serenalopolis> im only kicvking him
03:00 <lols> look
03:00 <Serenalopolis> NO CUNT
03:00 <Serenalopolis> YUOU LOOK
03:00 <lols> TokenDaRing said he would leave austnet 4 good
04:00 <lols> he liad
04:00 <Loof> i don't think it is chris
04:00 <Loof> he seems lucied
04:00 <Loof> lucid
04:00 <Serenalopolis> it is
04:00 <lols> tokendafaggot
04:00 <TokenDaRing> hum
04:00 <Loof> he seems to be speaking truth
05:00 <Loof> you forgot to ban me maurice for being weird
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not engaging him anymore
05:00 <TokenDaRing> there's no point, same shit over and over
05:00 <Maurice> I wasn't aware I had set that as a reminder
05:00 <Loof> for being a "retard"
05:00 <Serenalopolis> NO ONES BANNING YOU LOOFTICLES
05:00 <simba> ban reason: too weird for irc
05:00 <Maurice> And I wouldn't ban you for being weird, I'd ban you for being a totally fucked up nonce
05:00 <lols> hi
05:00 <Loof> not normal enough
05:00 <CranialCo-Processor> b& m8
06:00 <lols> fuk u loof
06:00 <Maurice> Nobody is normal, stop using this shit as a fucking excuse for being a dickbag
06:00 <Loof> i was saying me
06:00 <Loof> chill
06:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7uhSvVpJ0
06:00 <lols> always gotta say shit bout me
06:00 <CranialCo-Processor> just stop being
06:00 <CranialCo-Processor> just stop
06:00 <lols> what i do
06:00 <Loof> cause you whinge
06:00 <lols> fuk off
06:00 <Loof> stop whining and we can be friends
06:00 <CranialCo-Processor> hi chris
07:00 <lols> i just waiting for this girl
07:00 <CranialCo-Processor> LOL
07:00 <CranialCo-Processor> ^5 simba
07:00 <CranialCo-Processor> this girl = his hand
07:00 <Maurice> Or his bfs hand
07:00 <lols> she said she come back
07:00 <Maurice> ?
07:00 <Loof> i dont want to hear about depression, JUST DO ANYTHING AND YOU WONT BE DEPRESSED
07:00 <lols> years ago
08:00 <Loof> do nothing = depressed
08:00 <lols> never want any1 else
08:00 <Loof> winging about a girl who dropped you, are you 12?
08:00 <lols> i love her
08:00 <Loof> cmon man
08:00 <Loof> it shits people
08:00 <lols> i never going to give up on her
08:00 <Loof> get over it
08:00 <CranialCo-Processor> fuck off chris
09:00 <CranialCo-Processor> nobody wants you here
09:00 <lols> loof you stole her
09:00 <Loof> fuck back in psych ward
09:00 <lols> i know it
09:00 <DrGore> rather simplistic view of mental illness
09:00 <Loof> ok
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <simba> its true tho
09:00 <lols> come get me
09:00 <lols> got no reason anymore
09:00 <Loof> you're after me
09:00 <lols> i cry everyday
09:00 <Loof> you want to kill my son lols
10:00 <simba> when you didnt control sonic hed just stand there tapping his foot getting madder then he would commit suicide
10:00 <simba> doing nothing = depression
10:00 <lols> cry myself in bed
10:00 <Loof> do anything, especially if you dont feel like it
10:00 <lols> coz people like TokenDaRing 
10:00 <CranialCo-Processor> oh ffs
10:00 <lols> tokendashithead
10:00 <CranialCo-Processor> FOR FUCK SAKES
10:00 <CranialCo-Processor> chris
10:00 <xm> you should use social media to track down sarah, chris. maybe draw beautiful ASCII of her to win her back
10:00 <lols> make me do drugs
11:00 <xm> 'have you seen sarah. soz this is all i can do with keyboard'
11:00 <Loof> fuck i've put up with cunts like chris all week
11:00 <cock> http://i.imgur.com/DIIUvFr.jpg
11:00 <Maurice> I like how Loof doesn't realise he's just like lols
11:00 <cock> Totes convinced! 
11:00 <DrGore> sarah as in druid something
12:00 <Maurice> Uh oh
12:00 <Loof> lol cock
12:00 <CranialCo-Processor> exactly like lols
12:00 <Maurice> Oh man cock, I'm on a things anti vaxxers say page on fb
12:00 <Maurice> It makes me so mad
12:00 <Maurice> Lol punctuation 'oh, man cock'
12:00 <cock> lol stupid tards!
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <lols> just want be happy with her
13:00 <Loof> not happening dude
13:00 <Loof> give up
13:00 <Maurice> It goes so far that they don't believe in any medicine, one woman asked what to do for her child who was bitten by a red back
13:00 <Maurice> Someone suggested a homeopath
13:00 <DrGore> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11080947_10205200781010801_8777266640255212491_n.jpg?oh=736d3a37c9c99da05100873819dc702d&oe=5581D4D4
13:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> !
13:00 <Loof> and never trust doctors
13:00 <simba> imagine if the girl chris has been longing for is a mop in his laundry but he thinks its a girl who ignores him every day
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Maurice> I'd believe it
13:00 <Loof> ROFL!
14:00 <xm> she was a bleached blonde
14:00 <Loof> god i'm feeling sorry for chris
14:00 <simba> shut up about ur fucking mop !!!!!\
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <lols> fuck
14:00 <lols> why pick on me
14:00 <Maurice> Great
14:00 <lols> who am i
14:00 <Loof> cause you winge
14:00 <simba> cos u asked for it
14:00 <Maurice> Cotton eye Joe song in my head
14:00 <simba> u attention seeker
14:00 <simba> what u gonna do with all the attention now
14:00 <simba> talk about ur mop again
14:00 <Loof> irc taught me not to whinge and to do something, no doctors taught me
14:00 <lols> u all make me take drugs
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <lols> i do nothing
15:00 <amelia> can I have your drugs
15:00 <lols> u all talk about me
15:00 <Loof> that's right
15:00 <lols> talk talk talk
15:00 <Loof> cause you bring us down
15:00 <lols> about chris
15:00 <DrGore> mmm weasel milk
15:00 <simba> chris you make me make you take drugs
15:00 <Loof> you try to bring us down to your state of happiness
16:00 <Serenity> someone get me a drink
16:00 <Serenity> ty
16:00 <CranialCo-Processor> kate mate
16:00 <CranialCo-Processor> katatonic_kate_is_awesome
16:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://36.media.tumblr.com/01e0687a6f507598ff9006756ae1b61c/tumblr_nhbiwwZoqi1ru01p3o1_1280.jpg
16:00 <Maurice> And get me one too
16:00 <lols> i want drunk too
16:00 <lols> no money though
16:00 <Loof> alcohol good / weed bad / straya
16:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> nice!
16:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> i want one!
16:00 <Maurice> Jesus
16:00 <Maurice> Warn a person next time CranialCo-Processor
16:00 <simba> whered u get that pic of me wtf
17:00 <Maurice> I didn't even have my pants off
17:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://41.media.tumblr.com/c4199cb4ae61e489beeda170768845d2/tumblr_nhoxmflks71segoz0o1_500.jpg
17:00 <simba> jk im not a jew
17:00 <CranialCo-Processor> Maurice
17:00 <CranialCo-Processor> klik it
17:00 <Maurice> :o
17:00 <Maurice> Oh I kliked
17:00 <Loof> fuck that was off
17:00 <Loof> putrid
17:00 <lols> someone broke a plate in my place
17:00 <Loof> hate anal
17:00 <Maurice> Going by the gloves, it's their wedding night
17:00 <lols> when i was out
17:00 <simba> it was the mop
17:00 <Loof> crying might help
17:00 <xm> i think it was a poltergeist
17:00 <Maurice> Wow, Loof needs his man card revoked
17:00 <DrGore> oh my
17:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <simba> petey poltergeist the guy that fucks up chris' life
18:00 <lols> i got home
18:00 <xm> chris has told us before of remotes disappearing and hten reappearing the next day where he left it
18:00 <simba> breaks plates and feeds him drugs 
18:00 <lols> and stuff was moved about
18:00 <Loof> i cant hate chris
18:00 <lols> door not open right
18:00 <Loof> sorry
18:00 <Loof> i bet his life was fucked
18:00 <xm> maybe it's the ghost of a runaway greek wife smashing plates
18:00 <Maurice> Remotes always disappear
18:00 <Maurice> Especially in my house when 'no-one' has touched them
18:00 <Maurice> No-one and not me have a lot to answer for
18:00 <xm> Maurice, better call paranormal investigators
19:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> LMFAO @ maurice and the glove 
19:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> LOL
19:00 <slinky_J> had the best hot shower
19:00 <Maurice> Or beat my children with said remote until they learn to put them where they belong
19:00 <lols> people break into my place
19:00 <Loof> dont trust kate, she's a medic
19:00 <slinky_J> didnt wanna leave :(
19:00 <lols> use my bed when i leave
19:00 <Maurice> Lol katatonic_kate_is_awesome, anal is a wedding night ritural, right?
19:00 <slinky_J> Loof needs to get his head checked
19:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> oh, totes!
19:00 <slinky_J> and not be around his kids
19:00 <slinky_J> he is the nuttiest fuck
19:00 <lols> why people got 2 break into my place
20:00 <Loof> should have seen this steroid nurse in pschy ward bashing "retards"
20:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> man: i'll only marry you if we can have anal sex on the wedding night
20:00 <slinky_J> because you let them lols?
20:00 <lols> loof fuck u
20:00 <Loof> lols it's the government
20:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> and wear that 80's glove thing
20:00 <xm> lols, people want to break into your house to steal your precious techno projects in FL Studio
20:00 <slinky_J> Loof is a loser, the end.
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <xm> that;s why you should be careful about your private details online when posting your soundcloud
20:00 <lols> made more music
20:00 <lols> it good
20:00 <slinky_J> and lols sounds like some retarded version of a Zoolander model.
20:00 <slinky_J> Idiot.
20:00 <slinky_J> lel
21:00 <lols> get stuffed
21:00 <lols> faggot
21:00 <lols> scum like u
21:00 <lols> piss me off
21:00 <Loof> you do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts...
21:00 <lols> no
21:00 <lols> you do it
21:00 <lols> pik on chris
21:00 <lols> laugh at chris
21:00 <British^Meat> lol @ minda fight
22:00 <amelia> this is way too fuckin weir
22:00 <amelia> weird
22:00 <Loof> cause you winge
22:00 <lols> lol funny hahahaha
22:00 <xm> moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of bongwater
22:00 <Loof> nobody else winges
22:00 <lols> hi amelia 
22:00 <lols> how u?
22:00 <simba> "Shut Up U Spastic" - 1 Spastic 2 Another, IRC
22:00 <lols> :)
22:00 <amelia> hello lols :)
22:00 <Loof> thanks simba
22:00 <DrGore> lols and loof
22:00 <DrGore> lovers?
22:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> totes
22:00 <DrGore> that's the vibe I'm getting
22:00 <Loof> wow even simba turing on me
22:00 <Maurice> (21:20:10) (katatonic_kate_is_awesome): man: i'll only marry you if we can have anal sex on the wedding night (21:20:17) (katatonic_kate_is_awesome): and wear that 80's glove thing
22:00 <Loof> awewsome
22:00 <simba> just a general observation on irc Loof ok
22:00 <Maurice> You mean it was only my husband who demanded that?
22:00 <British^Meat> who's the more spastic? the spastic? or the spastic who spastics?
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <simba> a jerry seinfeld esque observation 
23:00 <simba> ben spastic in meet the spastics
23:00 <lols> i just want be happy
23:00 <lols> leave me alone
23:00 <TokenDaRing> ugh wtf I go away and roast coffee and its still going on?
23:00 <simba> leave ME alone
23:00 <amelia> Irish coffee
23:00 <lols> piss off token
23:00 <amelia> or jus coffee
23:00 <DrGore> now all we need is that indian twat wo loves shemales 
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <DrGore> *who
24:00 <British^Meat> spastic wars: The Phantom Spastic
24:00 <Bastardly_One> times like this I feel well adjusted 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: one blend was costa rican, the other from indonesia
24:00 <Loof> ok i'm a retard
24:00 <Loof> fine
24:00 <TokenDaRing> the costa rican is amazing, very sweet afterflavour
24:00 <TokenDaRing> would recommend
24:00 <amelia> mmmmmm
24:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol @ maurice - ummmm naw mine probably did too!
24:00 <Loof> crazy = retard
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and be fucked if I am well adjusted
24:00 <lols> get fucked token
24:00 <Maurice> I know Serenitys did
24:00 <lols> you leave now
24:00 <Maurice> But thats a normal wednesday night for them
25:00 <Loof> guiess it's just you and me chris
25:00 <lols> u said u would leave it u offended me
25:00 <lols> so leave
25:00 <Loof> glad simba turned on me now before i meat up with him
25:00 <Loof> met*
25:00 <amelia> meat
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
25:00 <British^Meat> lol?
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> mmm 
25:00 <steven_> looooooooool
25:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> meat
25:00 <Bastardly_One> all we need is TNT back
25:00 <British^Meat> This fuckwit coming to SA?
25:00 <Serenity> WHAT
26:00 <British^Meat> get me in on that action simba
26:00 <Serenity> stip saying my fucking name
26:00 <simba> loof made me laugh so hard
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and they can form the EGGPLANT party
26:00 <ynnoB> you're next Loof
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the three of them
26:00 <simba> but he must be in a mad state if he was being seriouis
26:00 <simba> bad*
26:00 <Loof> lol predictable
26:00 <steven_> do it!
26:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmm eggplant
26:00 <simba> oh i thought he just quit
26:00 <steven_> ;p
26:00 <simba> Loof relax mate 
26:00 <Loof> i should NEVER drink
26:00 <simba> oh yea dont do that
27:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://33.media.tumblr.com/b7d70241f1d1164c898898c8cb87e6b6/tumblr_nam4mttsEV1tw55oao1_500.gif
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 20th time of excuses gets way boring
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no it's the drink!
27:00 <TokenDaRing> CranialCo-Processor: show that to AzzA
27:00 <Loof> trolling the wrong people
27:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I was merely telling katatonic_kate_is_awesome that a normal wednesday night for you and CranialCo-Processor involves anal and gloves
27:00 <Loof> trolling EVERYONE
27:00 <Loof> sorry
27:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol!
27:00 <Loof> friends become enemies
28:00 <Loof> oh well
28:00 <CranialCo-Processor> lol TokenDaRing
28:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds6hW00AfG8
28:00 <simba> enemies with benefits
28:00 <British^Meat> Yer Loof, you're so edgey and CrAzY *yawn*
28:00 <Loof> don't think i can stop trolling so i'll stfu
28:00 <CranialCo-Processor> im on tumblr patrol so be prepared
28:00 <Maurice> CranialCo-Processor, is that someones hair in the shot?
28:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> oh gawd
29:00 <CranialCo-Processor> looks like fluffy boots
29:00 <simba> what is this guy yelling about lol
29:00 <simba> theres fire on the stage someone put it out
29:00 <Maurice> Makes sense
29:00 <Maurice> Always need fluffy boots and gloves when getting it up the arse
29:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://40.media.tumblr.com/181fa8ed148c92448a7f4865c6e8c69a/tumblr_nhaovz21is1u4oabfo1_500.jpg
29:00 <CranialCo-Processor> poot
30:00 <simba> that looks like chicken
30:00 <lols> lols
31:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol @poot
31:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> gloves
31:00 <lols> hi kate :)
31:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> i want more glove pics
31:00 <lols> how r u?
31:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/06/Tap.jpg
32:00 <lols> went to shop today
32:00 <lols> girl at counter smiled
32:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5OpMTemvMg
32:00 <DrGore> for katatonic_kate_is_awesome
32:00 <lols> she is
32:00 <Loof> sorry everyone, die chris
33:00 <simba> for shes a jolly good fellas
33:00 <Loof> ty
33:00 <CranialCo-Processor> dat bulge https://38.media.tumblr.com/892c0070e0aa9a55c862ae835b48f08a/tumblr_niwu4gI2EM1rkskbao5_400.gif
33:00 <Loof> trolling my friends
33:00 <Loof> fml
33:00 <Serenity> GIVE ME MOMENT BEFORE YOU GOOO
33:00 <Serenity> THERES SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOWW
34:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> gag!
34:00 <Loof> 1 fuckup is all it takes
34:00 <Loof> it seems
34:00 <CranialCo-Processor> shut up Loof
34:00 <Loof> ok
34:00 <Loof> sorry
35:00 <Serenity> kate
35:00 <Serenity> are you gagging at me lol
36:00 <Maurice> When I flick the switch make your hips wanna dip now, I can you off coz I'm ready and equipped now, swing for me baby give me all that you got, never wanna stop coz you make me feel hot
36:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> oh the b/j
36:00 <amelia> AAHAHAH
36:00 <amelia> 5IVE
36:00 <Serenity> oui
36:00 <amelia> I know wotchu wanna do
36:00 <Serenity> dont knock 5
36:00 <British^Meat> abs
37:00 <amelia> I liked Jay
37:00 <Serenity> i liked scott
37:00 <amelia> bwahahahahha
37:00 <CranialCo-Processor> heres one for Maurice
37:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://36.media.tumblr.com/ff14eafffd86c24358cd95673bdcdb1c/tumblr_mvz8vhn07a1rfycrio2_400.jpg
37:00 <amelia> WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING
37:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
38:00 <Loof> ew
38:00 <Loof> man please
38:00 <Loof> :P
39:00 <CranialCo-Processor> :)
39:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> bahahaha
39:00 <ynnoB> oops
39:00 <simba> LOL
39:00 <simba> oops
39:00 <TokenDaRing> what the
40:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> jizz master!
40:00 <DrGore> http://dfh.bigcartel.com/
40:00 <DrGore> worth a shot
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, stop harrassing in pm 
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Loof> cause you never do that
41:00 <British^Meat> hah
41:00 <TokenDaRing> what happened to Kynetic?
41:00 <simba> Bastardly_One, stop whining in #melbourne
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: /ignore
41:00 <CranialCo-Processor> found Loofs pic
41:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://41.media.tumblr.com/bbd624ab27fcb9fa8e35ad8771b5d5cf/tumblr_na5odmSDtF1rnsdf3o8_500.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you might humour the sick fuckwit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not any longer
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> one too episodes to many 
41:00 <Loof> cheers shadow
41:00 <CranialCo-Processor> wot
41:00 <CranialCo-Processor> :}
42:00 <TokenDaRing> CranialCo-Processor: which one his he
42:00 <TokenDaRing> is*
42:00 <CranialCo-Processor> in the middle of the totem
42:00 <Loof>  /ignore Bastardly_One 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
43:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even do that right 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sad 
43:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> https://bad-dragon.com/products <---- maurice you might wanna spice things up a lil in the bedroom....
43:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> thank me later
43:00 <Maurice> Lol the fuck
43:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> https://bad-dragon.com/products/fenrir <--- totes ordering that beast
43:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> LOL
44:00 <Loof> all you young horny people, so jelly
44:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> I know, right!
44:00 <Maurice> https://bad-dragon.com/products/dukebutt
44:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
44:00 <simba> wtf is this
44:00 <Maurice> Whos young
44:00 <Loof> i wish i was young and randy
44:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> https://bad-dragon.com/products/fenrir
44:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
44:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> LOL
44:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> ima go dark natural
45:00 <Bastardly_One> shopping for when hubby is away?
45:00 <CranialCo-Processor> :o
45:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> yeah, stocking up!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
45:00 <Maurice> The descriptions are best
45:00 <Bastardly_One> discount for bulk?
45:00 <Maurice> Whatever. So I go looking for him - he's not making coffee, he's not inflating condoms with helium for yet another lewd office prank - maybe he's in the shower. I walk into the locker room and Chance has him bent over one of the benches and is hock-deep in Duke's ass.
46:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> LOL
46:00 <CranialCo-Processor> hockdeep
47:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> mmm hockdeep
47:00 <Loof> too drunk, confuse
47:00 <Loof> but dont mind me
48:00 <Loof> PEACE!
48:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> https://bad-dragon.com/products/fenrir
48:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> new FB pic
48:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> "Hai guyz"
48:00 <Loof> :(
48:00 <Loof> wow
50:00 <CranialCo-Processor> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> https://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=29698 <----- i've seen everything now
50:00 <CranialCo-Processor> is that a challenge
50:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> Equine Rump :/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
51:00 <CranialCo-Processor> lol
52:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://40.media.tumblr.com/47b0446efa8ee6b46652bc6d5548323d/tumblr_nklr96wVXg1si9dwuo1_500.jpg
52:00 <CranialCo-Processor> enjoy
53:00 <Maurice> Rofl, wtf @ that forum
53:00 <beehhh> cunts
53:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
53:00 <TokenDaRing> really?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
53:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> oh noice!
53:00 <TokenDaRing> just...reallly?
53:00 <beehhh> :) happy easter wahterver
53:00 <Maurice> I hope I don't die in my sleep, coz my browser history is gonna be terrible
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the set TokenDaRing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire set
53:00 <CranialCo-Processor> LOL
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I know
53:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol @ maurice
53:00 <TokenDaRing> I fucking know
53:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol!!!
53:00 <beehhh> where were we
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and lol @ Maurice
54:00 <beehhh> you deal wit kk
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but the entire set
54:00 <CranialCo-Processor> this is Loofs brain right now
54:00 <CranialCo-Processor> https://38.media.tumblr.com/b2fbe1f52e5a7404662f6d46f58adfdd/tumblr_nj8t7fFqUx1tiyj7vo1_500.gif
54:00 <Maurice> It's gonna horse and dragon sex toys, anal, guy on guy on guy and kittens
54:00 <Bastardly_One> everything kate said about the eclipse and shit
54:00 <beehhh> dont ask a deal man for his cell number cunts living 13000 years
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it has brought the entire set
54:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol!!!
54:00 <beehhh> eating tampons
54:00 <Bastardly_One> where's digerati
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: it gets worse
54:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> beeehhh
54:00 <beehhh> she became a bitch
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: have you ever heard of Malatora?
55:00 <Loof> ynnoB gets her knives ready to kill Loof's son
55:00 <CranialCo-Processor> ham sammich? https://38.media.tumblr.com/83502b558fc5d84bc818506538cee101/tumblr_nlhmddgB981s2wsdzo1_500.gif
55:00 <Serenity> EVERYODY GET UP SINGEN
55:00 <Maurice> I have not
55:00 <beehhh> disturbed a tombsone is a crime!
55:00 <TokenDaRing> google it
55:00 <TokenDaRing> and be prepared
55:00 <beehhh> please laid me in rest
55:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> for?
55:00 <DrGore> beehhh
55:00 <DrGore> that's the shemmale guy
55:00 <DrGore> !
55:00 <beehhh> where
56:00 <beehhh> i should wake up
56:00 <CranialCo-Processor> katatonic_kate_is_awesome have you seen everything https://33.media.tumblr.com/5c175fa73478489bf073a748def73249/tumblr_nfpdcvccCf1tsu8tro1_400.gif
56:00 <beehhh> catch demons when i can
56:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> oh lordy!
56:00 <DrGore> I could be wrong but aren't you brown and fond of shemales?
56:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> DrGore: that's true
56:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> Wedding night sex toys?
57:00 <beehhh> dont come near my graveyard unless its urgent cunt
57:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> honey, i've got a vase… up my ass
57:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> beehhh shh
57:00 <Serenity> is that my real kate
57:00 <katatonic_kate_is_awesome> yeah
57:00 <beehhh> stab me again
57:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I'm going to kick your gravestone over
57:00 <beehhh> bby
58:00 <beehhh> doesnt matter stars got me sign
58:00 <katatonic_kate> *jazz fingers*
58:00 <MadScientist> lol
58:00 <Serenity> weeeeeeee
58:00 <beehhh> you happens to kill me many times
58:00 <katatonic_kate> beehhh
58:00 <katatonic_kate> stop using your keyboard
58:00 <DrGore> yeah that's the guy...shemales and incoherent ramblings
59:00 <beehhh> you cant live for 13000 years
59:00 <beehhh> they did
59:00 <katatonic_kate> you've got it dr
59:00 <beehhh> so do i
59:00 <katatonic_kate> ah highlander .....
59:00 <DrGore> a metaphor for MIRC
59:00 <katatonic_kate> duh!
59:00 <beehhh> chris lamb
00:00 <beehhh> i died before you remember
00:00 <katatonic_kate> yew!
00:00 <Loof> who uses mirc anymore
00:00 <katatonic_kate> ya mum?
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Loof> probably
00:00 <MadScientist> boobz https://38.media.tumblr.com/cfcf8d10fc5c3a81ba513b568cf480ff/tumblr_nk4ixgYgWC1tvmj59o1_400.gif
00:00 <katatonic_kate> i just want dock
01:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRl8EIhrQjQ
01:00 <Loof> doubledock?
01:00 <MadScientist> ladies and gentlemen
01:00 <MadScientist> introducing
01:00 <Loof> i got offered that in psych ward
01:00 <Loof> whatever that is
01:00 <MadScientist> the chocolate starfish
01:00 <MadScientist> and the hotdog flavoured water
01:00 <Loof> there was a guy in there with jizz all over his pants, he'd give headjobs for cigs lol
01:00 <Loof> was awesome
01:00 <katatonic_kate> lmfao
02:00 <katatonic_kate> fuck darlz, you'd clean up loof
02:00 <beehhh> can i chase amsy
02:00 <Loof> hell yeah
02:00 <beehhh> let me burn under the sun
02:00 <katatonic_kate> tallone - M/F? DTF? Cocksize
02:00 <katatonic_kate> ?
02:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <tallone> m 2mm cock size katatonic_kate sorry :P
03:00 <katatonic_kate> oh
03:00 <katatonic_kate> next
03:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
03:00 <tallone> lol
04:00 <MadScientist> m y 18x3
04:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-20/hold-tasmanian-whisky-earns-more-accolades-on-world-stage/6334266?section=tas
04:00 <katatonic_kate> *faints*
04:00 <MadScientist> :)
05:00 <beehhh> glenfeddich be awesome shits are real
06:00 <Loof> i go back sunday night
06:00 <MadScientist> hey beehhh
06:00 <Loof> only weekend leave
06:00 <katatonic_kate> for how long?
06:00 <MadScientist> do us all a favour mate
06:00 <Loof> dunno
06:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
06:00 <slinky_J> take a life time of leave Loof
06:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
06:00 <Loof> ok
06:00 <Loof> sorry
06:00 <slinky_J> and go smoke up infront of your kid
06:00 <slinky_J> like you do
06:00 <slinky_J> loser.
07:00 <MadScientist> who gets the blame
07:00 <MadScientist> you get the blame
07:00 <beehhh> 8 years yo've punnished me dont know why
07:00 <MadScientist> and i get the blame
07:00 <beehhh> i'd live 13000 - 8
07:00 <MadScientist> dj lethal
07:00 <MadScientist> bring it on
07:00 <Loof> supposed to be no drugs no alcohol but they cant test for alcohol afterwards
08:00 <slinky_J> beehhh you have done it so hard that I don't want to know the monkey species you done it hard to.
08:00 <slinky_J> :/
08:00 <Loof> only when you're drunk
08:00 <slinky_J> :~
08:00 <Loof> i think?
08:00 <slinky_J> Loof fuck off
08:00 <beehhh> yo better be real bro
08:00 <slinky_J> self-serving fuck.
08:00 <beehhh> I'de never be the same
09:00 <katatonic_kate> bahahaha
09:00 <slinky_J> once you gone orangutan you cant go back aye beehhh?
09:00 <slinky_J> ;)
09:00 <Loof> who dat?
09:00 <slinky_J> kate
09:00 <slinky_J> was Loof giving you shit?
09:00 <beehhh> you lit me up when im down your lucky im still here
10:00 <beehhh> spit you shit dont want
10:00 <slinky_J> Loof you schizophrenic fuck, get help
10:00 <MadScientist> your mouths writing cheques your ass cant cash
10:00 <MadScientist> you get knocked straight the fuck out
11:00 <Loof> you sound tuff
11:00 <Loof> i better not mess with u
11:00 <Loof> fully gangsta
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <Loof> <3
11:00 <slinky_J> living a hell
11:00 <slinky_J> living your ghost
11:00 <slinky_J> living your end
11:00 <MadScientist> motherfucker
12:00 <slinky_J> never seemed to get in the place that I belong
12:00 <MadScientist> just shut your fuckin mouth
12:00 <slinky_J> dont wanna lose the time lose the time to come
12:00 <slinky_J> what ever you say it's alright
12:00 <slinky_J> what ever you do its all good
12:00 <Loof> ok mom, just don't molest me again
12:00 <slinky_J> silence is not the way..
12:00 <MadScientist> kee on rollin baby
12:00 <MadScientist> you know what time it is
12:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <slinky_J> sif MadScientist n Loof get along
13:00 <slinky_J> oddest couple as
13:00 <MadScientist> keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
13:00 <MadScientist> i know you be lovin this shit right here
13:00 <MadScientist> limp b i z k i t
13:00 <Loof> you know it
13:00 <slinky_J> we need to taaalk abouutt it
13:00 <slinky_J> heaven is on the way
13:00 <Loof> brb ciggeh
14:00 <slinky_J> we'll wrap our world around it
14:00 <Loof> dont go away fools!
14:00 <slinky_J> DON'T COME BACK PLS
14:00 <slinky_J> pls pls pls i beg
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> loof suckz
14:00 <Loof> fuck now you've made me want to hear some IC motherfuckin P
15:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rit8dqh745A
15:00 <Loof> i wanted to hear that song DrGore
15:00 <Loof> i really did
16:00 <Loof> but 30 second youtube ad
16:00 <Loof> with no skip ad
16:00 <DrGore> you low tech
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> god damn
16:00 <slinky_J> i got bush on
17:00 <slinky_J> where's b1
17:00 <slinky_J> he die or something?
17:00 <Loof> anyway ciggeh (fo reals dis tyme)
17:00 <slinky_J> das hiphup^
21:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
26:00 <Loof> fuck that's good DrGore
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> LOL
28:00 <Loof> had you all wrong
29:00 <slinky_J> watev gets loof off from killin his family.
29:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXx7LZdrqHE
29:00 <slinky_J> think I might buy an asian bride myself
29:00 <slinky_J> boss me around
29:00 <slinky_J> DO DISHES!
29:00 <slinky_J> pissed on them is clean?
42:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjh-fR1vgvA
43:00 <Loof> awesome
44:00 <Loof> fuck yes
44:00 <Loof> \m/
45:00 <DrGore> errr I prefer the indifference
59:00 <Loof> all you fuckers piking on me?
59:00 <Loof> TALK CUNTS
59:00 <Loof> :P
01:00 <Loof> fuck it ima go have sex
01:00 <Loof> be back in 5 mins
01:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <TNT> 5 minute wonder
11:00 <knife> miller cukcs dick
11:00 <knife> sucks*
15:00 <TNT> Thought u were goin to bed
19:00 <TNT> I have like 26 gb data on this phone for 95 bux a month
20:00 <TNT> Fck gettin another connection for the lappy, I'll jus use this
20:00 <DrGore> that's good information
21:00 <DrGore> i'm writing this dow
21:00 <DrGore> n
21:00 <DrGore> 26 gig...
21:00 <DrGore> my life is now fulfilled
21:00 <TNT> How much do u have jus out of interest?
22:00 <DrGore> i wasn't going to sleep tonight
22:00 <DrGore> but now I can
23:00 <TNT> Hmmm I'd bet u have some black phone with some spinoff telco cause they offered u a gd deal, hence the no sleeping bit ye?
23:00 <TNT> You'd*
24:00 <TNT> Well, -you'd
24:00 <TNT> I jus misread wat I typed
26:00 <DrGore> i have a phone somewhere
26:00 <DrGore> i think it's black
28:00 <DrGore> yep it's black
28:00 <TNT> Poor u
30:00 <TNT> I had a "black" phone with my current telco on the same 95 dollar plan and it had 2.5 gb data, then I found the right model, n now have the said 26 gb
33:00 <TNT> U know that white was first rite?!
35:00 <TNT> Like, the catholic church, Telecom, Westpac, IBM, Microsoft, Holden, etc, etc, etc
35:00 <simba> ????????
35:00 <TNT> Everything else came after
37:00 <TNT> Errr the Jews/ripper offerers came after
40:00 <DrGore> what are you on about twat
40:00 <TNT> Put on Goanna - Solid Rock n find out y every noob is on meds for supporting the wrong mob
40:00 <DrGore> another mental case 
41:00 <TNT> Ye mate, listen to itself judging someone u never met or u donno
41:00 <TNT> Yourself*
42:00 <DrGore> i'm certain you are a a twat
42:00 <TNT> Do u have an android dude?
43:00 <TNT> Like"be a fckn gd droid and do wat ur opressors tell u to do"
45:00 <DrGore> i have an abacus
45:00 <TNT> Do u sleep in white sheets or colored sheets?
45:00 <TNT> Do u eat off a white plate or somethin else?
45:00 <TNT> U fckn twat
46:00 <miller> lol
46:00 <simba> my sheets are dark
46:00 <simba> really dark blue
46:00 <simba> does that mean i fight the system or something
47:00 <simba> what do YOUR sheets say about YOU!
47:00 <DrGore> the guy doens't even abacus
48:00 <DrGore> *doesn't
48:00 <TNT> Aaaand I'd bet u anything u want that u wouldn't have a kambrook kettle or any Westinghouse anything
49:00 <DrGore> clearly subservient to the dominant bourgeois myth
50:00 <TNT> Ye dude, "black man's got a lot to feeeear"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
01:00 <DrGore> oi B1
01:00 <DrGore> does Kuniva beat his parents?
02:00 <DrGore> if anyone would know...
03:00 <miller> kuniva does
04:00 <DrGore> did I ask you miller
04:00 <DrGore> no
04:00 <DrGore> no I didn;t
07:00 <AzzA> hm mmm i wonder whatever happened to iCER
13:00 <simba> hes a tranny
13:00 <simba> goes by the name cherry poppins
15:00 <TNT> Ah ye, been lookin at breeds of German shepherds a little while back and there's a white breed of it too apparently
15:00 <TNT> Like a full white coat
16:00 <TNT> Called nicheperl
16:00 <TNT> Spelling*
16:00 <Sponge> I SMELL CUNT
16:00 <TNT> Like there's 3 diff breeds
17:00 <TNT> The normal, original cammo looking one, then one with a mostly black coat on its back and the white one
18:00 <miller> icer is gone
18:00 <Sponge> warm meat wrapped around my manhood
18:00 <miller> gone mostly with serenity and co ppl like t hat
18:00 <TNT> But after wwii, the white one was banned/disqualified from shows etc
20:00 <Sponge> tnt 420?
20:00 <TNT> Apparently, according to Hitler, the white one is the animal's grand father with the white coat gene and Hitler preferred that they stick to the original
23:00 <TNT> 3:20 where I am
24:00 <TNT> But the commonly found original breed, is like a fckn moggy in the cat world so to speak
27:00 <TNT> The German shepherd, also known as the wolf dog
28:00 <TNT> B1, how many television antennas does Melbourne have?
31:00 <simba> 2 many
31:00 <TNT> Like, in Sydney we have the small antenna, the abc, then further up the road we have a bigger one, Chan 7 and on the other side out east of the abc there's an even bigger one on the eastern side, Chan 9 and they're arranged in a triangle if u looked at then
33:00 <TNT> Aaaand I remember some song abt not watching Chan 9 or some shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
34:00 <TNT> Like the wolf n the 3 pigs story, the 1
38:00 <TNT> -st 1, is white, the govt, so that is his own pool, then the second one is his dead father aaand that got killed off, aaaand by the time he got to the 3-rd 1, he could no longer get out of the mess that they put in front of him
39:00 <miller> TNT do you watch tnv?
40:00 <TNT> No
43:00 <TNT> According to the bible, a good man leaves an inheritance for his grand children
44:00 <TNT> So with the dead grandfather, the wolf, the original breed of the German shepherd becomes white
45:00 <AzzA> [00:07] <AzzA> hm mmm i wonder whatever happened to iCER
45:00 <AzzA> [00:13] * DrGore ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: die)
45:00 <AzzA> [00:13] <%simba> hes a tranny
45:00 <AzzA> [00:13] <%simba> goes by the name cherry poppins
45:00 <AzzA> LOL
01:00 <miller> ^^^ its good fuck off
04:00 <TNT> K, laters \o
12:00 <under> hello.
38:00 <zaim> http://www.sundayworld.com/news/bbc-given-1-million-signature-clarkson-petition-by-stig-on-tank
32:00 <faux> Beep bep
52:00 <Skirmish> What's doing faux? 
00:00 <faux> Avoiding my assignment 
00:00 <faux> U
07:00 <Skirmish> Playing Bruce Lee off the Commodore 64 :D
20:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I beat it ... I guess I am going to have to do some uni work now too. 
20:00 <British^Meat> emulator?
20:00 <Skirmish> Yeah
21:00 <British^Meat> we had a commodore 16 back in ye olde times
24:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA the Stig delivered a petition to put Clarkson back on the air in a Tank to the BBC. 
28:00 <nate> the three hosts, comedy boring and sarcasm ... clarkson is the sarcasm he easily is the best thing about that show
28:00 <nate> james may boring as
28:00 <nate> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k
31:00 <British^Meat> never really watched it tbh :/
31:00 <Skirmish> Never watched Top Gear? 
31:00 <Skirmish> We are no longer friends. 
32:00 <British^Meat> ive seen some bits, i dunno, i know its scripted, its just so obvipously scritped
32:00 <British^Meat> and i know shit all about cars :/
43:00 <slinky_J> poot poot
43:00 <slinky_J> nothin' like a pooty toot in the mornin'
52:00 <slinky_J> hmm if they are all afk I can do what ever I want in here
52:00 <slinky_J> wish there was a jungle gym or some shit.
25:00 <slinky_J> fuck I h8 Studio 10
39:00 <Fall> wassat
40:00 <slinky_J> poot toot
40:00 <slinky_J> I want more salad, now!
05:00 <Fall> What is Studio 10, slinky_J?
07:00 <slinky_J> some bs morning show with an idiot panel of idiotfaces
30:00 <slinky_J> Dear 360 and ps3 gamers,
30:00 <slinky_J> please upgrade to next gen so devs can concentrate specifically on us. Instead of sharing games with your slack arses. THX heart <3 die in hell!
57:00 <slinky_J> token da ring, token da ring!
32:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: 
36:00 <slinky_J> :P
39:00 <slinky_J> whats crackin man
47:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: just going over lectures
50:00 <milk> ?
01:00 <Fez> australia is going to bat first
12:00 <Fez> not really
22:00 <slinky_J> kewl
58:00 <slinky_J> pooty toots
58:00 <slinky_J> rrr didnt get enough sleep
10:00 <gs69azza> what a fucking shit day
40:00 <slinky_J> SPONGEBUM GAYPANCE
33:00 <Fez> 4-119
33:00 <TheRon> i know
33:00 <TheRon> bowled out for 220\
34:00 <Fez> cant be
34:00 <TheRon> why not
34:00 <Fez> that wouldnt earn them breasts
35:00 <TheRon> not at all
35:00 <Fez> having no breasts is worse than cancer
35:00 <TheRon> ineed
35:00 <TheRon> indeed
35:00 <Fez> uneedbreasts?
36:00 <TheRon> always
36:00 <Fez> your heads in the right place
36:00 <TheRon> between some breasts?
37:00 <Fez> sure
37:00 <Fez> whos breasts?
37:00 <TheRon> susan sarandons daughter
38:00 <Fez> never heard of her
38:00 <Fez> what if she turns out lookin like susan?
39:00 <TheRon> massive norgs
39:00 <TheRon> she was a stripper on californication
39:00 <Fez> nice
40:00 <Fez> should i be at the bar?
40:00 <TheRon> breasts dont give you a bar?
41:00 <Fez> 0 x breastst atm
41:00 <TheRon> damn
41:00 <TheRon> 5 for
42:00 <nate> http://www.animeflavor.com/regular-show-season-6-episode-21-party-horse
43:00 <nate> party horse!
43:00 <nate> :P
44:00 <Fez> party breasts
44:00 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you
56:00 <zaim> party horse rofllllllllllllll
56:00 <zaim> see's a barcode scanner and parties with it
24:00 <Fez> 6/182
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
25:00 <Fez> 2/80085?
27:00 <TheRon> i'm playing the carlton mid ad song
28:00 <TheRon> i love those ads
28:00 <TheRon> it's so something my brother would do
29:00 <Fez> my middle name is breasts
29:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to name a kid areola??
29:00 <Fez> nope
30:00 <Fez> wicket
30:00 <TheRon> 220
31:00 <Fez> am I watching a replay
33:00 <Fez> horse walks into a bar, bar tender asks why the lonv face
33:00 <Fez> horse says im Mitchel Johnson
33:00 <TheRon> lol
34:00 <Fez> 8/188
34:00 <Fez> starc
34:00 <Fez> he bangin hwaly's niece
35:00 <TheRon> a pony walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says "whats wrong with your voice?", the pony says "i'm just a little horse"
35:00 <Fez> bazinga
36:00 <TheRon> nice little bit of chin music
36:00 <Fez> mitchel starc walks intoa bar and gets exposed breasts
36:00 <TheRon> free
37:00 <Fez> ofcoarse
37:00 <TheRon> mitchell starc needs a place where he can smoke drink gmable bet play a few games of pool ogle women and not have to pay a cent for the privelige 
38:00 <Fez> agreed
39:00 <TheRon> amir sohail
39:00 <TheRon> hail richie hail the great man hail
39:00 <TheRon> no thats his name you dickhead geez
41:00 <TheRon> 9
44:00 <TheRon> http://forums.auscelebs.net/acnet-images/58374/jane-bunn-424249.jpg
44:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
49:00 <TheRon> HOLD THE LINE LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME
55:00 <TheRon> if you seem my reflection in the snow covered hills, will the landslide bring it down
56:00 <Stones> sup peeps
57:00 <Stones> hows doing eh?
57:00 <TheRon> 205 for 9
57:00 <Stones> what that for buddy?
57:00 <TheRon> how are we doing
58:00 <TheRon> in the 49th over
58:00 <Stones> whats over?
58:00 <Stones> dont make sense mate
58:00 <TheRon> you don't make sense
58:00 <Stones> some kind of riddle huh?
58:00 <Stones> who the fuck you think you are? the riddler?
02:00 <Stones> TheRon, you smell man
02:00 <Stones> smell like crazy
02:00 <TheRon> like roses
02:00 <Stones> nah man
02:00 <Stones> take a shower
02:00 <Stones> bloody reek like nuts
03:00 <TheRon> i'm about fourfiveseconds from violence
03:00 <Stones> fourfive?
03:00 <Stones> not fourfour?
04:00 <Stones> you need longer than that to take a shower riddling man
04:00 <TheRon> stones is stoned
04:00 <Stones> Joffrey, thats the name of a real wanke
04:00 <Stones> r
04:00 <Stones> TheRon
04:00 <Stones> i'll stone you
05:00 <Stones> like a philistine
08:00 <Stones> hey faux
08:00 <Stones> smelling good?
09:00 <TheRon> stones has the smell of a giant docuhe
09:00 <Stones> douches are made to smell nice
09:00 <Stones> not like you
09:00 <Stones> you smell like someones sweaty ballsack
11:00 <Stones> hey OneIncheRambo
11:00 <Stones> stalking me now isee
20:00 <Fez> beergirl
27:00 <TheRon> free beergirl?
31:00 <Joffrey> free beer, free girls... talk about mudflaps my babes gottem
33:00 <TheRon> omaha, some place in middle america
34:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRLbzxz_3Y
40:00 <AzzA> stones
40:00 <AzzA> oh he gone
40:00 <AzzA> duhhh
44:00 <SixInchRambo> mudflaps! lol. Havent heard that one in eons hhaha
44:00 <Fez> aus 0/0
44:00 <Fez> 0.0 overs so far
45:00 <StrykerX> In other words
45:00 <StrykerX> It hasn't started yet
46:00 <Fez> it has
46:00 <Fez> pakistan made 213
46:00 <Joffrey> StrykerX r u delayed?
46:00 <Fez> half way through mate
46:00 <StrykerX> I mean Australia's innings
47:00 <StrykerX> Not delayed.. Just haven't watched any news yet
47:00 <Joffrey> StrykerX i wasnt talking about the cricket.
47:00 <Fez> 0/4 0.3 overs
52:00 <Fez> 2/80085
15:00 <StrykerX> unique, picard misses you
15:00 <unique> Aww
15:00 <unique> That's nice
15:00 <StrykerX> When you were 15
15:00 <unique> Lol
15:00 <TheRon> unique 2, nothings gonna break my stride
21:00 <TheRon> melbourne are shit, essendond haven't even got a team in
24:00 <slinky_J> I
24:00 <slinky_J> am
24:00 <slinky_J> A
24:00 <slinky_J> penis.
24:00 <slinky_J> xD
24:00 <smooworm> I am teh werm tat live in ur smoo
24:00 <smooworm> eye wiggle n squirm
24:00 <smooworm> an spit insidez u!!!! ahehaahe :P
27:00 <TheRon> you gonna wait till fatboy fatboy wait till tomorrow
27:00 <unique> Hahahahah
37:00 <TheRon> feeling like a freak on a leash
47:00 <ooomp> Hai o/
48:00 <TheRon> i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
01:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
02:00 <British^Meat> greetnings
04:00 <Sunbeam> greetings back at you British^Meat :)
04:00 <Sunbeam> how be you?
06:00 <British^Meat> I ham excellent, thank you for asking
06:00 <British^Meat> tell me....
06:00 <British^Meat> how is old blighty?
07:00 <Sunbeam> a bit cloudy atm
07:00 <Sunbeam> first day of spring today
08:00 <Sunbeam> and i think i missed the solar eclipse
08:00 <British^Meat> indeed, my friends and family spoke of it
16:00 <ooomp> Hey Sunbeam
16:00 <Sunbeam> hey ooomp :)
16:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doin?
16:00 <ooomp> Good
16:00 <ooomp> You
16:00 <ooomp> What's news
17:00 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks
17:00 <Sunbeam> same old tho ...nowt new
17:00 <ooomp> Sounds horrible
18:00 <Sunbeam> what does?
18:00 <faux> Y does my apppp keep crashing grrrr
18:00 <faux> What'd you say XM 
18:00 <Sunbeam> hi faux
18:00 <Bastardly_One> take the hint
18:00 <faux> You'd get along with faux?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Sunny :)
18:00 <faux> Oops
18:00 <faux> Wrong chan lol
18:00 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :)
19:00 <faux> Take your own advice b1 lmao
19:00 <amelia> bastardly one is such a grumpy old cunt
19:00 <faux> He's a gigantic faggot
19:00 <amelia> massive
19:00 <ooomp> That there's nothing new
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and you two are complete litte cunts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> your point is?
19:00 <Sunbeam> i never see your grumpiness Bastardly_One
20:00 <faux> Who even are you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> because it doesn't exist Sunny unless around idiots :)
20:00 <faux> Lolololol
20:00 <faux> Vomatron
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she is someone a hell of a lot better than you will ever be 
20:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahhaahhahaa
20:00 <amelia> that means fuck all coming from a tossa like yourself
21:00 <amelia> how almighty of you
21:00 <amelia> old men are creepy and weird
21:00 <amelia> and smell funny
21:00 <Bastardly_One> grow up child
21:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <amelia> yes dad
21:00 <faux> Don't u have dentures to polish
21:00 <amelia> walking sticks to varnish
22:00 <faux> Brbrbrbrbrb 
22:00 <SixInchRambo> walking sticks to? lol
22:00 <simba> whoa
22:00 <simba> u guys r figtin hard
22:00 <amelia> yah we are pretty strong atm
22:00 <ooomp> your fault simba
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you two have teenage girl shit to prattle on about for the next week as usual?
23:00 <amelia> shut up
23:00 <amelia> jus shut up
23:00 <SixInchRambo> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
23:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRzMtlZjXpU
23:00 <SixInchRambo> ding ding ding....round 1 has ended
23:00 <Sunbeam> wow did i come in the teen room today by mistake?
23:00 <amelia> BWAHAHA
24:00 <amelia> xm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> think so Sunbeam
24:00 <simba> brilliant
27:00 <xm> i wonder what will happen (any moment now because he is getting on) when Bastardly_One passes away. will i regret all those times i used to poke fun at him?
29:00 <smooworm> simba does as simbas do
29:00 <smooworm> The End.
29:00 <smooworm> love that book
30:00 <smooworm> f.u. chanop!
30:00 <smooworm> `adduser chanop
30:00 <smooworm> kk
30:00 <smooworm> `setuser chanop bitch level 1
30:00 <smooworm> kk done.
30:00 <smooworm> `deluser ooomp
30:00 <smooworm> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think your mind has been deleted
31:00 <ooomp> O_o
31:00 <smooworm> `kill Doodle and steal ooomp level 199
31:00 <smooworm> werd
31:00 <smooworm> says EYE!
31:00 <smooworm> ewe..
31:00 <Bastardly_One> save your biccies
31:00 <ooomp> Where is Doodle anyway
31:00 <smooworm> don't ever say that to a baby faced boi b1!
31:00 <smooworm> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Project Cars in 2 weeks
31:00 <smooworm> nice
31:00 <ooomp> `seen Doodle
32:00 <smooworm> that exclusive to ps4?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he had a fight with someone and cried and left
32:00 <smooworm> `seen ooomps_Doodle
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I saw the one gameplay
32:00 <smooworm> aw
32:00 <Bastardly_One> looks good
32:00 <smooworm> soz kate
32:00 <smooworm> back to talking to me again
32:00 <smooworm> >:)
32:00 <smooworm> nice mang, next car game I get is forza horizon 2
32:00 <smooworm> kinda sick of gaming atm
33:00 <nate> fuck off u are!
33:00 <smooworm> well i pwned dmc definitive edition
33:00 <smooworm> love extreme combat games
33:00 <nate> ohh yeaaah!
33:00 <smooworm> i want ori and the blind forest
33:00 <smooworm> :P
33:00 <smooworm> :D
33:00 <smooworm> which u didnt like
33:00 <smooworm> ooomp would!
33:00 <smooworm> coz she a gurl
34:00 <Bastardly_One> funny how certain fuckwits shut up soon as Bonny logs in 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
36:00 <smooworm> bro
36:00 <smooworm> i want 360 and ps3 phased out
36:00 <smooworm> like right fucking now
37:00 <smooworm> because those cunts are fucking up our shared games
37:00 <smooworm> poor devs havin to try to make a game look good for next gen whilst making it look good for 7th
37:00 <smooworm> poor devs havin to try to make a game look good for next gen whilst making it look good for 7th
37:00 <smooworm> poor devs havin to try to make a game look good for next gen whilst making it look good for 7th
38:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, im all for you. people are always talking about children getting bullied and how something must be done. grown old men that dont provoke anyone shouldnt be bullied either. they are like children and helpless and need someone to stand up for them
38:00 <smooworm> Bastardly_One you do know that every ps4 game isnt true 1080p right?
38:00 <simba> i dont think amelia going idle six minutes before bonny got here had anything to do with bonny
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <smooworm> Loof would argue different.. saying they are
38:00 <xm> LOL exactly simba 
38:00 <xm> it's just confirmation bias
38:00 <xm> people seeing things that they want to see
38:00 <smooworm> xm
38:00 <smooworm> my nemesis
38:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, im all for you. people are always talking about children getting bullied and how something must be done. grown old men that dont provoke anyone shouldnt be bullied either. they are like children and helpless and need someone to stand up for them
38:00 <smooworm> Bastardly_One you do know that every ps4 game isnt true 1080p right?
38:00 <simba> i dont think amelia going idle six minutes before bonny got here had anything to do with bonny
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <smooworm> Loof would argue different.. saying they are
38:00 <xm> LOL exactly simba 
38:00 <xm> it's just confirmation bias
38:00 <xm> people seeing things that they want to see
38:00 <smooworm> xm
38:00 <smooworm> my nemesis
38:00 <smooworm> my sister.
38:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, im all for you. people are always talking about children getting bullied and how something must be done. grown old men that dont provoke anyone shouldnt be bullied either. they are like children and helpless and need someone to stand up for them
38:00 <smooworm> Bastardly_One you do know that every ps4 game isnt true 1080p right?
38:00 <simba> i dont think amelia going idle six minutes before bonny got here had anything to do with bonny
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <smooworm> Loof would argue different.. saying they are
38:00 <xm> LOL exactly simba 
38:00 <xm> it's just confirmation bias
38:00 <xm> people seeing things that they want to see
38:00 <smooworm> xm
38:00 <smooworm> my nemesis
38:00 <smooworm> my sister.
39:00 <smooworm> my sister.
39:00 <simba> does "next gen" have a good game yet?
39:00 <xm> not really. i think you're OK these days smooworm 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> actually thanks for the reminder 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I should call Loof today or tomorrow
39:00 <simba> i saw the top rated games for ps4 and the first six are remasters of last gen
39:00 <simba> surely that cant be worth it
39:00 <slinky_J> sup
39:00 <slinky_J> I know man
39:00 <simba> does "next gen" have a good game yet?
39:00 <xm> not really. i think you're OK these days smooworm 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> actually thanks for the reminder 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I should call Loof today or tomorrow
39:00 <simba> i saw the top rated games for ps4 and the first six are remasters of last gen
39:00 <simba> surely that cant be worth it
39:00 <slinky_J> sup
39:00 <slinky_J> I know man
39:00 <simba> does "next gen" have a good game yet?
39:00 <xm> not really. i think you're OK these days smooworm 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> actually thanks for the reminder 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I should call Loof today or tomorrow
39:00 <simba> i saw the top rated games for ps4 and the first six are remasters of last gen
39:00 <simba> surely that cant be worth it
39:00 <slinky_J> sup
39:00 <slinky_J> I know man
40:00 <slinky_J> even simba doesnt have the Mafia on my ass anymore
40:00 <slinky_J> not like I cared because I love de-butt..
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about this time?
40:00 <slinky_J> even simba doesnt have the Mafia on my ass anymore
40:00 <slinky_J> not like I cared because I love de-butt..
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about this time?
40:00 <slinky_J> even simba doesnt have the Mafia on my ass anymore
40:00 <slinky_J> not like I cared because I love de-butt..
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about this time?
44:00 <simba> im yakuza
44:00 <simba> im yakuza
44:00 <simba> im yakuza
45:00 <simba> halt in the name of yakuza
45:00 <couleurs> samurai pizza huts
45:00 <simba> halt in the name of yakuza
45:00 <couleurs> samurai pizza huts
45:00 <simba> halt in the name of yakuza
45:00 <couleurs> samurai pizza huts
47:00 <Bastardly_One> best cover of this song ever ... love this version
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brqK2xIIns
47:00 <couleurs> hi MsJellybean is their a MrJellybean ? ;)
49:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl is their a bee_boy ? ;)
51:00 <ooomp> FiFa!¡
51:00 <bee_girl> kind of
51:00 <bee_girl> and
51:00 <bee_girl> he has
51:00 <bee_girl> an ip6+!
51:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <bee_girl> lol
51:00 <simba> does he love his apple life?
52:00 <simba> or does he grumble and hate itunes
52:00 <bee_girl> we are both lovers
52:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp how about a hhhump ? ;)
52:00 <ooomp> Sure
52:00 <couleurs> SCoRe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh couleurs ... you know how we were talking about new model phones?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Vodafail is already offering the M9 on a 80 plan
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a good sign
53:00 <ooomp> Too expensive
53:00 <ooomp> M9 a fail
53:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to the S6 it's awesome
53:00 <couleurs> it's a rip... i pay $30 on prepaid and get 200 mins free and 200 sms free and 200mb free
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's better than the M8 and I liked the M8
53:00 <couleurs> $80 p/m is retarded
54:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how you use it 
54:00 <simba> i like the ZW but the D_69_D tickles my fancy - might drop 900 bucks on it and text my mum
54:00 <ooomp> Anything compared to Samsung is awesome
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I use mine a fucking lot for o/s text and whatnot
54:00 <couleurs> cheaper to buy outright
54:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna get the z3 i think
55:00 <couleurs> htc can sux my dix
55:00 <couleurs> samsung is retarded
55:00 <ooomp> Motorola lol
55:00 <couleurs> toilet plops when you press a button
55:00 <simba> moto g 200 bux
55:00 <simba> moto is good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> been a while since I had a htc and it has the specs I want sound wise
55:00 <ooomp> Maybe buy a Nokia lol
55:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but the camera is excessive ...
55:00 <slinky_J> i got sick worker glasses on lolz
56:00 <simba> nokia and moto r actually fine now 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 24mp on a phone?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
56:00 <slinky_J> my mate simba is laboring at um the new hospital
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Nokia aren't making phones anymore
56:00 <slinky_J> gettin paid shitloads a week bro
56:00 <slinky_J> puts me to shame lolz
56:00 <ooomp> Oh and if you're really adventurous... One of those generic Chinese iPhone lookalike brands
56:00 <slinky_J> oi simba
56:00 <slinky_J> notice simba
56:00 <slinky_J> oops
56:00 <simba> yes they are Bastardly_One..............
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be going back to gumboots ... but they're not making phones
56:00 <Bastardly_One> are they?
56:00 <couleurs> nokia still make phones
56:00 <couleurs> they're owned by microsoft now
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I read they're stopping 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know that 
57:00 <slinky_J> coluz!
57:00 <ooomp> When fail meets fail
57:00 <slinky_J> did u dl #IDARB?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that might of been what the article meant
57:00 <slinky_J> couleurs
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> learn 2 read
57:00 <slinky_J> simba have u seen #IDARB ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother
57:00 <slinky_J> its based on football
57:00 <Bastardly_One> its retarded
57:00 <couleurs> also htc phone has 20mp not 24mp stop spreading misinformation!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <slinky_J> soccer
57:00 <slinky_J> oi couleurs
57:00 <simba> is that a movie
57:00 <slinky_J> did u get the game
57:00 <slinky_J> nah its a game
57:00 <slinky_J> oldskewl style
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's a game
57:00 <slinky_J> brb
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and we said it looked fucked
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he just doesnt remember
58:00 <couleurs> oi slinky_J mate fkn yeh awesome man n cool 
58:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dETbuaDiYM
58:00 <slinky_J> i just chose this
58:00 <slinky_J> just check it out simba
58:00 <slinky_J> couleurs werd up its so fun aye!!!
58:00 <slinky_J> xD
59:00 <slinky_J> u gotta get um
59:00 <slinky_J> super time force!
59:00 <slinky_J> lel
59:00 <simba> looks like smash bros with pong graphics
59:00 <couleurs> iphone7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh4f30VVhbk
59:00 <slinky_J> supah tiem forsh rulez
59:00 <simba> r liverpool in this game
59:00 <slinky_J> hahaha ye
00:00 <slinky_J> check out supah time force
00:00 <slinky_J> its so sick
00:00 <slinky_J> instead of just dying
00:00 <simba> u no the red team with steven jerid and keney dfalgih
00:00 <slinky_J> u rewind
00:00 <simba> and derk kite
00:00 <slinky_J> n go again with ur doppelganger
00:00 <slinky_J> as many as u want lel
00:00 <Bastardly_One> looks retarded
00:00 <slinky_J> coz ur shit
00:00 <simba> n zabbey alone zone
00:00 <slinky_J> not into cool dev shit b1
00:00 <slinky_J> indie games are more popular
00:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, when you finally load up GTA again 
00:00 <xm> yayayaya i just got a gmail lottery awards email with the graphics stretched
01:00 <slinky_J> than normal games
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there is fucking heaps to do 
01:00 <simba> derk kite johnny shelvo steivie j simoinne minyloet and robey foula 
01:00 <slinky_J> #IDARB rockz
01:00 <slinky_J> so does super time force b1
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I got bored and stuck it on this morning and I had to buy a new apartment and do heaps of shit 
01:00 <slinky_J> u should get into it
01:00 <couleurs> idk maybe tonight
01:00 <slinky_J> ur older than me
01:00 <slinky_J> remember 486 b1?
01:00 <couleurs> it's cold outside now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I rememeber the 286
01:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> yer well
01:00 <couleurs> i walked home in a shirt like a slut
01:00 <slinky_J> you should appreciate these games yo
01:00 <simba> do u remember the fountain pen
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and doing all sorts of naughty shit on it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
02:00 <slinky_J> DO YOU REMEMBER QUILLS?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> uni flashback
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> and weird hats
02:00 <slinky_J> and Henry 8th?
02:00 <couleurs> do you remember when there was no internet
02:00 <simba> killing birds just to have something to write with
02:00 <slinky_J> and when simba and my mom kissed
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I do 
02:00 <slinky_J> DO YOU
02:00 <slinky_J> no u dont
02:00 <slinky_J> dont lie unt
02:00 <Bastardly_One> kids don't believe me there was no net once
02:00 <slinky_J> did they really kiss and make more games?
02:00 <slinky_J> <3
02:00 <slinky_J> simba do u remember my mum?
02:00 <slinky_J> kek
03:00 <Bastardly_One> now if one of us said that 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you would go nuts for hours
03:00 <simba> the last of us
04:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know I think I've played that 3 times and that's it?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no idea why I got FC4
04:00 <Bastardly_One> at all
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that Bloodborne looks shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's supposed to be the next big thing 
06:00 <simba> just buy smash bros
06:00 <simba> get good with someone
06:00 <simba> play it every day
06:00 <slinky_J> so I went from girlfriend
06:00 <slinky_J> to
06:00 <slinky_J> we need to start from square one
06:00 <slinky_J> and who said it
06:00 <slinky_J> me..
06:00 <slinky_J> lolz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have anything Nintendo anymore
06:00 <slinky_J> THIS IS WHAT SOCIETY HAS DONE TO MEN!
06:00 <simba> thats why ur empty
06:00 <slinky_J> bro
06:00 <simba> u need some ninty
06:00 <slinky_J> simba
06:00 <slinky_J> im gettin a snes!
07:00 <slinky_J> offa SASH!
07:00 <simba> omg!
07:00 <slinky_J> XD
07:00 <slinky_J> he has a few
07:00 <slinky_J> given me one
07:00 <slinky_J> freeeee
07:00 <simba> take a selfie with it
07:00 <slinky_J> tho i gotta get games myself :( iunno how :( :(
07:00 <slinky_J> can u helps
07:00 <slinky_J> lolz
07:00 <simba> give me all your money
07:00 <slinky_J> i want mario allstars first
07:00 <simba> and i will take care of it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one on sale on my local buy swap and sell
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and it looks in mint condition
07:00 <slinky_J> KING KONG DONT SHIT GOLD ON ME!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but only has Mario with it 
07:00 <slinky_J> she wants my nes
07:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
07:00 <slinky_J> he was like
07:00 <slinky_J> 2 snes
07:00 <slinky_J> 360
07:00 <slinky_J> for nes
08:00 <slinky_J> nup!
08:00 <slinky_J> but yay i will have a snes again!
08:00 <slinky_J> still need to get a GBA or GBA SP
08:00 <slinky_J> since sp had the light but fk the flip the original GBA was the best
08:00 <slinky_J> b1 ur too shit for our convos ok sorry but u r.
09:00 <slinky_J> pls stop like everytime simba talks being all liverpool and shit really annoying man.
09:00 <slinky_J> just saying,
09:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to find then SNES
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you on about cunt?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
09:00 <slinky_J> no offense meant
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> buy a retron 5
09:00 <slinky_J> just how ur such a fkn stickler for attention
10:00 <simba> lets keep our cool pants on
10:00 <slinky_J> im being honest man kk
10:00 <slinky_J> kk soz
10:00 <simba> be an honest man
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wow people post a lot on this group
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this might take a little while as the post is hours old
11:00 <slinky_J> sorry b1 I went overboard okay
11:00 <slinky_J> just I want to talk ninsentio
12:00 <slinky_J> and not have you girly it up with nanny talk
12:00 <slinky_J> uno?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway we all know what a SNES looks like so why was I bothering
16:00 <slinky_J> loffering
16:00 <slinky_J> wotev that is
17:00 <slinky_J> i got trance goin hard
17:00 <slinky_J> new trance based on old trance!!
17:00 <couleurs> money,money,money,money,money,money,money
18:00 <slinky_J> haha couleurs have u heard the song Colors?
18:00 <slinky_J> lolz made just 4 ewe!
19:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmUvQ6Hs0z8
19:00 <slinky_J> lel
19:00 <slinky_J> ice TEA
19:00 <Bastardly_One> "oh you're at level such and such surely you can kill a dragon"
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I fucking cant!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *epic tantrum*
20:00 <slinky_J> phew my "gf" didnt ditch me lolz
20:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
20:00 <slinky_J> here i yamz thinkin shez gonna b pi$$ed off at me
20:00 <slinky_J> b1 werent u around when there WERE dragons bro?
20:00 <slinky_J> O_o ;)
21:00 <slinky_J> and where did ooomp go the little tarty cunt
21:00 <slinky_J> she'd make good for porn yo
21:00 <slinky_J> ;)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she fucked off like ... ages ago
23:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/1NZx6Dd.jpg
23:00 <couleurs> me
24:00 <slinky_J> lolz
24:00 <slinky_J> she is such a tarty cunt needy whore
24:00 <slinky_J> me n sezz dont like here.
24:00 <slinky_J> SHHHHHHHHHH SECRET.. not
24:00 <slinky_J> couleurs u r so kewl!
24:00 <slinky_J> winnendoes
27:00 <couleurs> k
29:00 <Bastardly_One> easter is 2 weekends away right?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> answered my own question ... it is 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wesley anne next fri afternoon and evening
30:00 <Bastardly_One> be there
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or be somewhere else
30:00 <Serenity> 5th
30:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know that but I was getting mixed if it was next weekend
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or the one after that
31:00 <Serenity> not this weekend next
31:00 <couleurs> what 4...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not going to Melbourne on Easter timetables
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what for?
31:00 <Serenity> errr
31:00 <Serenity> one after rofl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no reason at all except to drink and laugh at hipsters
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and plus it's a relaxed place
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Serenity old person moment
31:00 <couleurs> i'm goth
32:00 <simba> im gay
32:00 <couleurs> same thing!!!!!!!
32:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
32:00 <simba> battle of goth
32:00 <simba> sith the hoth
32:00 <simba> hoth the sith?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm grunge weirdo and the other guy is an old crusty punk
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the entire point
33:00 <simba> b1 loves industrial techno at heart
33:00 <couleurs> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I do though
33:00 <simba> i no
34:00 <simba> were u one of these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was an old school uber goth once upon a time
34:00 <couleurs> lolol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> far out that was a long time ago 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I am telling you people this but
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the robert smith haircut and shit 
34:00 <simba> this 1s the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTBDtqKdwj4
34:00 <Bastardly_One> remember this punk chick tring to pull it off my head once convinced it was a wig
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck not those tools
35:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I click that?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> argh!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> cyber goths are fucking strange
36:00 <Serenity> anyone cyber anything is fucking strange
36:00 <simba> cyber warriors
36:00 <simba> but youre my cyber girl
36:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
36:00 <simba> in my cyber world
36:00 <Bastardly_One> good point Miss Passion Pop
36:00 <simba> slower is my cyber girl
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the ultimate goth song 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDNkjWv-Lhw
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have this vision of a whole lot of ugly fat kids in black crying to this song
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good "band" though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 2 guys that I am pretty sure are lovers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually really like Razed in Black
39:00 <Pyro-> -_-
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're easy to take the piss out of with songs like that 
40:00 <simba> am i the only one
40:00 <simba> aaaaaa
40:00 <simba> rape me, my friend
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnQRC5yczB0
45:00 <slinky_J> did u ever meet my friend um
45:00 <slinky_J> ahem
45:00 <slinky_J> smooworm
45:00 <slinky_J> ?
45:00 <slinky_J> ;D
46:00 <slinky_J> he's a bit of a vagina fiend he is!
46:00 <slinky_J> tbh i dont think smooworm gets any :/
46:00 <nate> slinky_J what waht
46:00 <slinky_J> b1 cunt #IDARB and Super Time Force
46:00 <slinky_J> wot natey mait baebz?
47:00 <slinky_J> brb have to plug kinect in
47:00 <slinky_J> my mate asked me to unplug it lol
47:00 <slinky_J> everyone has their paranoia aye
48:00 <slinky_J> should i feel bad i have a girl n fucked another girl last sat/sunday?
48:00 <slinky_J> coz im not feelin it
48:00 <slinky_J> like i could fuck a guy right now and be like, "that was practice for prison"
48:00 <slinky_J> lel
48:00 <slinky_J> ludacrack!
49:00 <Zade> its only cheating if you get caught 
49:00 <simba> i got belted with a UDL can once
49:00 <slinky_J> ye
49:00 <slinky_J> clint
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> real clint or a bot?
50:00 <nate> not a bad song b1
50:00 <CLiNt-> the real deal
50:00 <slinky_J> because same nick as clint from adelsa
50:00 <slinky_J> yo bro
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well that is all UDL are good for
50:00 <slinky_J> you a lawyer now?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what song? the I Want Candy remix?
50:00 <slinky_J> its me josh
50:00 <CLiNt-> wrong person
50:00 <slinky_J> oh
50:00 <slinky_J> i do know you tho
50:00 <nate> oh my goth
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
50:00 <slinky_J> OMA GLOB
50:00 <CLiNt-> nup
50:00 <slinky_J> nate hold me!
50:00 <slinky_J> HOLD MI
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Razed in Black ... try out Visions
50:00 <slinky_J> simba gets abused
50:00 <slinky_J> :(
50:00 <slinky_J> by Bastardly_One
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll like that 
50:00 <slinky_J> he just said
51:00 <nate> k
51:00 <Bastardly_One> its really gay hey?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> l
51:00 <slinky_J> [21:19] <%simba> i got belted with a UDL can once by Bastardly_One when he was on NOS
51:00 <slinky_J> :~
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you liked Oh My Goth
51:00 <slinky_J> [21:20] <slinky_J> :( coz ma peni fell off :~
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you will live Visions
51:00 <Bastardly_One> live?
51:00 <slinky_J> [21:21] <Bastardly_One> but if you liked Oh My Girth simba you will love blindfolds!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> go typos
51:00 <slinky_J> WOT! O_O :o
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Like
51:00 <slinky_J> sexy
51:00 <slinky_J> ;)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol slinky
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
51:00 <slinky_J> lmfao
52:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaz
52:00 <simba> lol @ nos
52:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <Bonny> hey Maurice.. :)
52:00 <slinky_J> this is what happens when you listen to biggie smalls.
52:00 <slinky_J> o the frustration!
52:00 <nate> industrial is better b1, not much into ravey stuff
52:00 <Maurice> Heya Bonny
52:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
52:00 <slinky_J> O_o
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nate
52:00 <slinky_J> if only you were seventy :(
52:00 <Maurice> I'm good, you?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I chose this with lyrics on purpose
52:00 <slinky_J> b kevin hart down wit dat
52:00 <Bastardly_One> read along
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPVLkV14YQA
53:00 <Bonny> I don't want to talk to you, slinky_J.. you called my friend a whore
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
53:00 <couleurs> me 2
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lies!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have friends
53:00 <Bonny> I have more than you do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me in one of my rants :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farm 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
54:00 <couleurs> lesbian friends
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nate might think that link is a come on now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
54:00 <Bonny> I'm calm but you're getting involved in something that isn't your business.. I do believe I was directing to slinky_J
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was joking woman ... that's between you two
54:00 <Bonny> uhuh
56:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2bSdlL145A
56:00 <slinky_J> unf unf
56:00 <slinky_J> oldskewl now
56:00 <slinky_J> remember it like it was 1997 
56:00 <slinky_J> Bonny got any good porn baebz?
56:00 <slinky_J> pandis needs a movie to watch ;)
56:00 <Bonny> nup
57:00 <slinky_J> :(
57:00 <Bonny> I don't watch them
57:00 <Bastardly_One> stop pushing your luck 
57:00 <slinky_J> me?
57:00 <slinky_J> LEL
57:00 <slinky_J> kk mang
57:00 <slinky_J> wotev u say b1
57:00 <Serenity> HI GUYS
57:00 <Serenity> WHATS HAPPENING IN OLD MELB TOWN
57:00 <Bastardly_One> HI
57:00 <British^Meat> how many beers or points u had 2nite JB?
57:00 <slinky_J> GHOSTFACE
57:00 <slinky_J> i ming sezz
57:00 <slinky_J> none..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the answer is a wine cask 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
58:00 <slinky_J> just a jovial individual BM
58:00 <slinky_J> im gonna have a glass of wine soon as ah pick eh movie :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly it's meds time then
58:00 <Serenity> im thinking about a ghostface tattoo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
59:00 <slinky_J> stop cracking onto me British^Meat
59:00 <slinky_J> :(
59:00 <slinky_J> my bewbs so small i is insconfidentils
59:00 <slinky_J> wish my vagina wasnt so big..
59:00 <slinky_J> it's like a krusty ribwich
59:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
14:00 <couleurs> finally some piece n quite 
16:00 <British^Meat>  BFHL
27:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAiWS0jW4AEjEP7.jpg:large
27:00 <couleurs> FiFa ZoNe
29:00 <TNT> Soup
39:00 <couleurs> FiFa ZoNe
39:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa?
40:00 <Loof> fuck all y'all
40:00 <Serenity> home yet loof?
42:00 <Loof> yes does that mean you're sending people to my house to kill my son?
42:00 <AzzA> i we have to send in the troops we will
43:00 <Serenity> what the FUCK loof???????
44:00 <Loof> he is just a baby
44:00 <Loof> he is innocent
44:00 <Serenity> what are you even saying
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: its clear it's the benzo talking
46:00 <Loof> please dont hurt him
46:00 <Loof> do what you want to me
46:00 <Serenity> .........
46:00 <AzzA> fuck ive got a rotten headache
46:00 <AzzA> Stones
46:00 <Stones> gdday aazza
46:00 <Stones> mate
46:00 <AzzA> do you know Jagelika and Baines?
47:00 <Stones> nah
47:00 <Stones> soz
47:00 <AzzA> what Distin and Howard?
47:00 <AzzA> about^
48:00 <Stones> nah
49:00 <British^Meat> [22:12] <Loof> yes does that mean you're sending people to my house to kill my son?
49:00 <British^Meat> Just............ wow
49:00 <Stones> not sure whatyou mean
49:00 <Serenity> im so fucking close
49:00 <Serenity> er
49:00 <Serenity> lost
50:00 <Loof> FREEEEDOM!
51:00 <Serenity> you need to go back to hospital mate i think you brains leaking out your ears
53:00 <Stones> loof
53:00 <Stones> are you ok bro
53:00 <Serenity> if thats saemon
53:00 <Serenity> im gonna kick his fuckign arse
53:00 <AzzA> Stones....is the last name of an everton defender, and i was asking you if you knew Jagielka, Baines and Howard...because i dont know them after last nights 5-2 thrashing from Dynamo Kiev :/
54:00 <Loof> you dont want to know
54:00 <Stones> oh not me mate
54:00 <AzzA> haha nah i know
54:00 <Loof> lost
54:00 <Stones> not really a soccer fan you know
54:00 <AzzA> im lost :/
54:00 <Stones> me too azza hey
54:00 <AzzA> Everton out of the Europa League cup :(
55:00 <couleurs> ya i saw they got thrashed
55:00 <Loof> must be good to feel safe
55:00 <Loof> must be like heave
55:00 <Loof> heaven*
55:00 <Stones> loof why arent you safe
55:00 <Stones> you got someone abusing you?
55:00 <Loof> nobody is safe
56:00 <Stones> i am safe bro
56:00 <Stones> i'm all good
56:00 <Stones> why arent you?
56:00 <AzzA> couleurs
56:00 <Loof> you're not safe
56:00 <Loof> you think you are
56:00 <Stones> you live with abusive family?
56:00 <AzzA> some really crazy bullshit goals from dynamo
56:00 <AzzA> 3 absolute stunners from well beyond the 18 yard box
56:00 <Loof> sunshine and lollypops world people
56:00 <couleurs> ya i saw the gifs, crasy shit
56:00 <Loof> no idea about whats out there
57:00 <Stones> loof mate you sound like a conspiracy nut
57:00 <Loof> you sound pampered
57:00 <Loof> no offence
57:00 <Loof> living in a sheltered world
57:00 <British^Meat> lol try and be more vague Loof
57:00 <British^Meat> this is INTENSE
58:00 <Serenity> this nut wack needs to go back to hsopital
58:00 <Loof> apparently
59:00 <Stones> loof my life is sheltered
59:00 <Loof> nice to know your real feelings :)
59:00 <Stones> i keep myself safe
59:00 <Stones> i think you need to get help bro hey?
00:00 <Loof> how do i protect my son from hospital?
00:00 <Loof> that's the real question
00:00 <Stones> what is wrong with your son
00:00 <Stones> who is after him?
00:00 <Stones> the mafia?
00:00 <Stones> police?
01:00 <Loof> when i'm in there i can't stop home intrusions
01:00 <Stones> who is intruding?
01:00 <Loof> i'm crazy without weed
01:00 <Stones> is it batman?
01:00 <Stones> batman might be after you
01:00 <Loof> weed keeps me sane
01:00 <Stones> you should be worried
01:00 <Loof> you might have noticed
02:00 <British^Meat> ugh
02:00 <Loof> how fine i was
02:00 <British^Meat> stop seeking attention
02:00 <Loof> and how fucked i am now
02:00 <British^Meat> this is sooooooooooooooo dumb
02:00 <Serenity> fuvk ,n
02:00 <Stones> loof did your wife hit you?
02:00 <Stones> is she after your son?
02:00 <Stones> she might be a vampire
02:00 <Stones> you never know
03:00 <Loof> but no you're precious government says weed is bad
03:00 <Loof> yeah ok
03:00 <Loof> believe the media
03:00 <Loof> go ahead
04:00 <Stones> man you did too much weed bro
04:00 <Loof> believe those in power care about you
04:00 <Loof> believe they dont just want money
04:00 <Stones> you've gone and shorted out your brain i think
04:00 <Stones> you got a weed butt brain now
04:00 <British^Meat> tell us about your government Longie 
04:00 <British^Meat> err Loof
04:00 <Loof> believe weed is evil
04:00 <Stones> thats what they gonna call you now
04:00 <Stones> weed butt brain
04:00 <British^Meat> is it different to my government?
04:00 <Loof> believe alcohol is good
04:00 <Loof> straya
05:00 <Loof> oh here we go
05:00 <Loof> b1 will side with the ops
05:00 <Loof> watch
05:00 <steven_> paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanoid
05:00 <Serenity> what ops
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I am gonna get a weave in my nutsack ... how stylish will that be?
05:00 <Loof> the ops that are about to ban me for speaking against the system
06:00 <British^Meat> ?
06:00 <steven_> loooooool
06:00 <TNT> Weed is illegal thnx to the Duponts and if u get done, u get fcked over for it, simple
06:00 <Stones> loof the systme is working against you now
06:00 <Stones> we know who you are mate
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity I agree!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever it is 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> only just got back mind you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I agree!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
07:00 <Loof> told you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick
07:00 <Stones> loof your son got picked up by the popo bro
08:00 <Stones> they're going to turn him against you man
08:00 <Serenity> you paranoid idiot
08:00 <Loof> i'm an idiot
08:00 <Loof> ok
08:00 <Loof> i'm dumb
08:00 <Loof> if you believe that
08:00 <Loof> go for it
08:00 <Loof> crazy = dumb
09:00 <Loof> you try living in fear
09:00 <TNT> Fckn panzy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> take your episode somewhere else ... I'm sick of supporting "friends" and getting spat in the face for it 
09:00 <Serenity> no actually
09:00 <Loof> you're no friend
09:00 <Bastardly_One> think before you fucking speak eh?
09:00 <Serenity> loof i apologise
09:00 <Serenity> you're sick and Im not being understanding of that at all
09:00 <Loof> ty serenity
09:00 <Loof> ty
10:00 <Loof> b1 is just a suck
10:00 <Loof> major suckup
10:00 <Loof> licks ass
10:00 <Loof> such a fiend
10:00 <Loof> such a phoney
11:00 <Serenity> dont abuse him dude
11:00 <Serenity> b1 is b1
11:00 <faux> aka shit
11:00 <Stones> loof
11:00 <Loof> i don't want any trouble
11:00 <Loof> ok
11:00 <Stones> you want trouble mate
11:00 <Serenity> if you're still feeling this way why arent you still in hospy man
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahah @ don't want any trouble
11:00 <Bastardly_One> started on me soon as I came out of away
11:00 <Loof> getting spat in the face for it 
12:00 <Loof>  take your episode somewhere els
12:00 <Loof> um wonder why
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah do so 
12:00 <Loof> cmon man
12:00 <Loof> you gtfo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hit the little x
12:00 <Loof> not me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and go rest
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
12:00 <steven_> haha
12:00 <Loof> come at me
12:00 <Loof> you want to hurt my son
12:00 <Loof> watch what happens
13:00 <Loof> i'm used to violence
13:00 <Loof> in fact i expect it
14:00 <Serenity> WHAT
14:00 <Serenity> no one wants to hurt your kid man
14:00 <Loof> sure
15:00 <amelia> this is so odd
15:00 <faux> This makes me sad 
15:00 <faux> Hans.
15:00 <British^Meat> its dumb
15:00 <British^Meat> pls dont fall for this :(
15:00 <Loof> maurice will probably ban me so you can all plan your attack
15:00 <Maurice> Get a grip you mental unit
15:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Loof> oh people out the front already
16:00 <Maurice> And what are we even attacking
16:00 <Loof> i can hear them
16:00 <amelia> attack of the killer tomatoes
16:00 <faux> Here have a burger 
16:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/39h0YYX
16:00 <amelia> has anyone ever seen that
16:00 <faux> Nope
16:00 <British^Meat> yer amelia
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not that you talk to the old man but I've seen most tramuaville movies
16:00 <British^Meat> and toxic avenger
16:00 <amelia> it's so fucking odd
16:00 <amelia> bwahahahha
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Surf Nazis Must Die is the most stupid 
17:00 <Maurice> Hang on, does Loof think we're planning on attacking him at his home?
17:00 <Maurice> Does he know most of us don't live near him or give a flying fuck
17:00 <Serenity> i dunnohey
17:00 <TNT> Talkin abt Nazis, who
17:00 <TNT> Ummm
18:00 <TNT> Abt our state election
18:00 <TNT> I won't be voting for that Baird nationalist
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is it a full moon?
18:00 <couleurs> tony abt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now TNT is gonna start ... got ya new lappy yet?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we hope not :D
19:00 <couleurs> all the lunatics out in full force 
19:00 <TNT> Nah, waiting
19:00 <TNT> It's ordered
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but ordered it n shit?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cool
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just need a warning of when you
19:00 <Loof> b1 serenity is never going to warm up to you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> will be online more yeah?
19:00 <Loof> you just dont have it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Loof> sorry
20:00 <faux> queue the pm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is he on about now?
20:00 <simba> im a pom
20:00 <TNT> Need a wat?
20:00 <amelia> mop
20:00 <simba> M.O.P
20:00 <Loof> i love simba
20:00 <Loof> so much
21:00 <Bastardly_One> TNT forget it ... shit joke
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wasnt funny to begin with 
21:00 <TNT> Donno abt bein online 24/7 like b4 for a while
21:00 <simba> sweet!!!!!
22:00 <TNT> Goin back to where I grew up in Sydney and lookin for a job and private rental
22:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa?
22:00 <couleurs> FiFa ZoNe
22:00 <amelia> annnnnte up!
22:00 <TNT> Fck the pension n the housing misfits
23:00 <Loof> lol Coming4ULoof is pming me
23:00 <Loof> and pinging me
23:00 <Loof> proof
23:00 <Loof> it's happening
23:00 <amelia> have you been smoking
23:00 <amelia> you sound so paranoid
23:00 <TNT> I'm out of the health system now, no doctors or any of their fucker overer drugs
23:00 <Loof> told you
24:00 <faux> Lol @ subways in the UK removing ham from their menu cos muzzoa
24:00 <faux> Muzzos*
24:00 <faux> Can't they just not fuckinf eat it.
24:00 <TNT> So, a new job n some place of my own in private rental
24:00 <couleurs> muzzos blowin' up subways in the uk cos they though they were trainsss lol
26:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <TNT> Also, I thought abt joining politics, u don't need any qualifications and at my age there's no way I could afford any place of my own in the next 20 years from an everyday job, politics pays gd and u end up with quite some good pension in retirement
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you in politics
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you gonna call your party?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Egglants for All?
30:00 <TNT> Most everyone I know remotely have been in politics
30:00 <simba> Eggplant Party
30:00 <TNT> On the liberal side u fckn carry onnerer
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude
31:00 <Bastardly_One> none of you freaks said hello to kate
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hello kate
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> EGGPLANTS UP ME NOSE!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> serious I did not say that 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <simba> hello katatonic_eggplant
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's with the eggplant?
34:00 <TNT> There'd be no point in rockin the boat, I'd end up swimmin
34:00 <simba> what eggplant?
34:00 <simba> nobodys been talking about eggplant
34:00 <simba> youre talking out of your eggplant
34:00 <TNT> You'd, fckn ohone*
35:00 <TNT> phone too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> QUE?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an eggplant stuck in me ear 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't understand a thing I read
37:00 <ShadowLurker> scarning sluts
37:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon
37:00 <TNT> K, go fck urselvelves, fckn kids
37:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
37:00 <ShadowLurker> :(
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
38:00 <NasalEggplants> ROFL
38:00 <NasalEggplants> least hes learned
38:00 <NasalEggplants> not to be a cock tadpole
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <simba> what happened
39:00 <NasalEggplants> me and yo mumma
39:00 <simba> cooking up a feast
39:00 <simba> thats lovely
40:00 <Bastardly_One> uh oh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pissy pm time
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> next?
40:00 <CranialCo-Processor> did you hear
40:00 <CranialCo-Processor> i made a friend
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ cock tadpole :P
40:00 <Loof> hey katatonic_kate01, had fun bossing "retards" around lately?
40:00 <CranialCo-Processor> they called me mad professor
40:00 <Loof> must give you a rush
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> retards
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one else to fight 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
41:00 <Loof> isn't that why psych nurses get into it
41:00 <Loof> to boss the disabled around
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just fuckwits who wanted to harm themselves
41:00 <Loof> must be a rush
41:00 <Loof> it's a power trip
41:00 <Loof> just admit it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTES!
41:00 <Loof> knew it lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTES POWER TRIP!
41:00 <CranialCo-Processor> power trip
41:00 <Loof> haha
41:00 <CranialCo-Processor> overcurrent
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> under current
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she called the cat team on me the other day
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> then I told them what she was like on irc
42:00 <Loof> pills are good, weed is bad lol
42:00 <British^Meat> +
42:00 <Loof> typical
42:00 <Bastardly_One> then fucked off and she's been on the run ever since
42:00 <simba> +
42:00 <Bastardly_One> kate is a bitch like that ... always about power over the mental people
42:00 <Loof> yep
42:00 <Loof> typical psych nurse
43:00 <Loof> let's bash retards!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh totally 
43:00 <simba> bashing retards owns
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <CranialCo-Processor> typical loof
43:00 <CranialCo-Processor> abusing everyone
43:00 <Loof> here we go
43:00 <NasalEggplants> whats happeninggg
43:00 <Loof> think i heard the retard alarm go off
44:00 <British^Meat> "oh here we go..."
44:00 <Serenalopolis> are you calling me a retard
44:00 <Serenalopolis> i remsemble that
44:00 <simba> dont start the camry crows theme song again meat
44:00 <Loof> no i'm the "retard", i'm crazy
44:00 <Loof> remember
44:00 <Loof> retard = crazy
45:00 <Loof> same thing right?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof
45:00 <Bastardly_One> simba speaking of crows I have a question?
45:00 <Serenalopolis> umm no
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> just take your pills, be a good boy and go to bed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 weeks to the real season right?
45:00 <Loof> pills good, weed bad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> a week's rest?
45:00 <Loof> typical
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the nab shit fucking confuses me they change it so often
45:00 <Loof> i'm actually on my pills, weed is what i need
45:00 <Loof> so shutup
46:00 <Serenalopolis> thats addiction speaking
46:00 <Loof> more pills than i've ever been on
46:00 <Loof> atm
46:00 <simba> ive got the need, the need for weed - tom weed, top weed
46:00 <British^Meat> Loof, whats it like being a complete dicksplash?
46:00 <Loof> they pilled me up good
46:00 <Loof> don't worry
46:00 <Loof> didn't help
46:00 <Loof> psych nurse
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> well maybe don't smoke a fuck load of pop?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pot
46:00 <Loof> just take pill?
46:00 <faux> loll
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 
46:00 <faux> Passion pop
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> just do it
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Loof> haha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they make bacon sandwiches ?
47:00 <CranialCo-Processor> inject some marijuanas
47:00 <CranialCo-Processor> mmm bacon
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the psych ward, that is
47:00 <Loof> yeah right
47:00 <Loof> as iff
47:00 <Loof> i dreamed of bacon
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> well….. fuck that then
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <CranialCo-Processor> kevin bacon
47:00 <Loof> instead i got stew
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
47:00 <Loof> watered down meat
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, diet food
47:00 <Loof> no cheap food
48:00 <Loof> food that saves MONEY
48:00 <Loof> cause it's all about money
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… that's what ya get if you're crazy
48:00 <Loof> lol now i get the truth
48:00 <Loof> thanks
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> do crazy peeps even have teeth?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been in the Royal Melb Hospital one for a bit ... it was like a hotel as far as food went and actually extremely restful ... sounds like Monash is the opposite
48:00 <Loof> kate is what's wrong with the system
49:00 <simba> is it my turn to psychoanalyse Loof guys lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah systemic issues dude
49:00 <Loof> psych nurses just get into to bash "retards"
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh as if
49:00 <Loof> you've proven it
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm in NSW
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> its totes allowed up ere
50:00 <Loof> you've given me an insight into the psych nurses mind
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Loof> i knew i was right
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not a psych nurse
50:00 <Loof> oh
50:00 <Loof> ok\
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a serious question kate
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> so your insight is probably just part of your delusion? 
50:00 <Loof> yep i'm crazy and the system is fine
50:00 <Loof> ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do neural nurses and psyche nurses kind of have the same training?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda loof LOL
51:00 <Loof> lol ok i dont think i'll listen to you any more
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> RN + psych nurse..
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah psych nurse has to do more…. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> mental health stuff
51:00 <Loof> you're obviously out to bash "retards"
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> on top of RN, i'm pretty sure
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> RN - registered nurse....
51:00 <Loof> pills good, weed bad
51:00 <Loof> ok
51:00 <simba> guys hug each other
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked?
52:00 <simba> def
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
52:00 <Loof> kate you've already fucked up
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass then aye!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what made me think of that except you're a psych nurse right? I've a friend who will nurse me soon ... a neural nurse ... lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> have i?
52:00 <Loof> kate wants to make people sicker
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bound to get old times disease and end up on her ward
52:00 <Loof> to sell pills
52:00 <simba> Loof give kate a hug
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> excuse me!
52:00 <Loof> no
52:00 <faux> K8 only wants peace
52:00 <faux> And cake
52:00 <CranialCo-Processor> and cocks
53:00 <faux> With a side of dick
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cock, but not from loof
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <faux> yes
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww you guys
53:00 <CranialCo-Processor> im on it
53:00 <Loof> at least after tonight
53:00 <faux> Haha
53:00 <simba> Loof might have a big 1
53:00 <Serenalopolis> all the do ks
53:00 <Serenalopolis> er
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> your cock will work?
53:00 <Serenalopolis> cocks
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> COCK!
53:00 <Loof> everyone likes me except you kate
53:00 <faux> do ks
53:00 <Loof> maybe you have them problem
53:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie
53:00 <Serenalopolis> id full lez out for kate
53:00 <Maurice> Heaps of people dislike you
53:00 <faux> Everyone except everyone
53:00 <CranialCo-Processor> nobody likes you Loof
53:00 <Loof> ok
53:00 <Loof> \lol
54:00 <Loof> who's this dick
54:00 <cock> yo mum
54:00 <Loof> probably plivent
54:00 <simba> shadowlurker
54:00 <Loof> ah figures
54:00 <CranialCo-Processor> :}
54:00 <Serenalopolis> im fucking plvent
54:00 <Serenalopolis> cool bananas
54:00 <simba> on the reg?
54:00 <Loof> shadow has always been a pampererd troll
54:00 <Serenalopolis> erry dae
54:00 <Loof> a little boy
54:00 <Serenalopolis> rofl
54:00 <Serenalopolis> pampered daily
54:00 <CranialCo-Processor> (y)
54:00 <Serenalopolis> and nightly
54:00 <CranialCo-Processor> cool story
54:00 <Serenalopolis> n ever so rightly
55:00 <simba> Loof hug him now
55:00 <Loof> never had any life lessons
55:00 <Loof> just a bitch
55:00 <faux> CranialCockProfessor
55:00 <CranialCo-Processor> ^
55:00 <Maurice> CranialCo-Processor is now on ignore
55:00 <faux> I have a life lesson
55:00 <faux> shut teh hck uo
55:00 <Loof> it's funny
55:00 <Serenalopolis> life lesson. always use lyube for anal
55:00 <Loof> keep talking please
55:00 <faux> lyube
55:00 <faux> Lubye is a leb dish
55:00 <faux> ehhseheeh
55:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> youre a leb dish
56:00 <Serenalopolis> she sure is
56:00 <Serenalopolis> :}
56:00 <Loof> so simba you gonna hook me up in adel?
56:00 <DrGore> '
56:00 <simba> 4 shor
56:00 <Loof> cheers brew
56:00 <faux> Eat me
56:00 <lols> lols
56:00 <faux> lols
56:00 <CranialCo-Processor> LOL on ignore
56:00 <simba> can we go to chinatown and go on irc at a net cafe
57:00 <simba> and type in here side by side
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Loof> long as i'm the alpha
57:00 <lols> hi guys
57:00 <lols> i lols
57:00 <faux> u lols
57:00 <lols> lols
57:00 <simba> chris is back 
57:00 <faux> great
57:00 <simba> i missed him so much
57:00 <Serenalopolis> uyck
57:00 <xm> i wonder if they make reservations at net cafes for IRC wedding receptions
57:00 <Loof> fuck off chris you boring retard
57:00 <simba> i thought about you every day chris
58:00 <faux> Woah its midnight 
58:00 <faux> When did thay happen 
58:00 <lols> i miss u 2 simba
58:00 <lols> loof fuk off
58:00 <Loof> chris the tv is watching you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he is evading
58:00 <Serenalopolis> FUCK OFF CHRIS
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you've another 2 weeks of your zline 
58:00 <simba> xm do you think theyd say "do you take this irc user"
58:00 <lols> mind ur business b1
58:00 <lols> fuckhead
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <lols> i not chris
58:00 <Loof> chris i'm out the front of your house with a shotgun
58:00 <lols> i lols
58:00 <simba> b1 the dirty snitch
58:00 <Bastardly_One> must want it even longer
58:00 <simba> snitches get stitches
58:00 <Bastardly_One> totally!
58:00 <lols> :P
58:00 <Loof> chris everyone knows where you live, you lose 
59:00 <Loof> sorry dude
59:00 <lols> come here then
59:00 <xm> simba, 'til death do as /part
59:00 <xm> us*
59:00 <lols> lols
59:00 <Loof> wb deadman
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> brilliant
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