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00:00 <Picard> i do
00:00 <simba> ive got all the latest tech and its white
00:00 <Maurice> Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> ASK SIRI WHAT ZERO DIVIDED BY ZERO IS
00:00 <Maurice> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/11707910/See-what-happens-when-you-ask-Siri-whats-zero-divided-by-zero.html
00:00 <Serenity> RIGHT THIS SECOND
01:00 <Serenity> yes i know Maurice lol thats why im asking
01:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
01:00 <Osskkaarr> pigeon shit simba.
01:00 <Maurice> Well it's pretty obvious that iphone owners have no friends
01:00 <Osskkaarr> That picture will never go away.
01:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
01:00 <faux>  http://imgur.com/3S6hMde
01:00 <Serenity> did it do it?
01:00 <simba> i use a pigeon to relay messages
02:00 <Picard> cookie monster and no friends sht
02:00 <simba> its like the picture of you in the greens isle in that shopping centre
02:00 <Picard> shit
02:00 <simba> with some bogan holden shirt
02:00 <Serenity> haha thats cool
02:00 <Serenity> legit the coolest thing about iphone to date
02:00 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
02:00 <Picard> yes
02:00 <Picard> simba likes disease infested birds
03:00 <faux> What does it do sez
03:00 <faux> I was wondering the same
03:00 <Osskkaarr> simba, No idea bro.. haha you just keep cleaning up that pigeon shit.
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <faux> Seen the pic everywhere today 
03:00 <simba> pollock, This is not how to type.
03:00 <faux> Why do you capitalise the word after the comma
03:00 <faux> LOL
03:00 <faux> It's so weird
03:00 <simba> cos when u drop out in year 9 u miss a LOT of english
03:00 <ShadowLurker> cos, Emphasis
04:00 <faux> Think I'm lagging 
04:00 <faux> Erkh 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> lagkkhh
04:00 <Maurice> Clarkson m8
04:00 <Clarkson> off its cunt 2 songs at once
04:00 <Maurice> Oh, ok
04:00 <faux> I love u clarkson
04:00 <Clarkson> like people use miracles to 'prove' how shit they are
04:00 <faux> K
05:00 <Serenity> it tells you to divide 0 cookies by 0 people and see how many cookies you get, then tells you thats right zero now cookie monster is sad he has no cookies and you're sad you have no friends
05:00 <Maurice> Dur mircal ov lyfe
05:00 <faux> Yeah maurice pmd u
05:00 <faux> U delayed cunny
05:00 <Maurice> I did not
05:00 <Maurice> I pm'd you
05:00 <faux> I mean me
05:00 <faux> Shut up
05:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <Serenity> FINE
05:00 <faux> Haha
05:00 <Serenity> ill jsut shut up and talk to Clarkson
05:00 <Clarkson> i hhhhhate people who like their own shit on fb
05:00 <faux> Ratchet bitch
05:00 <smashmouse> <@Serenity> seriously who has an iphone
05:00 <smashmouse> me
05:00 <Maurice> LOL
05:00 <faux> Omg I said that
05:00 <smashmouse> only use it for music tho
05:00 <Serenity> hahaha ractchet
05:00 <Maurice> That rachet life
05:00 <Serenity> ffs
05:00 <faux> I actually do hate it a much 
05:00 <Maurice> Ratchet&
05:00 <faux> So*
05:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
06:00 <Serenity> its funny cause you cant see what the guy in my cover photo is smoking
06:00 <Serenity> could be a cig
06:00 <faux> Lol idk why he started on u
06:00 <Serenity> or a tobacco pipe
06:00 <Maurice> Who cares what he's smoking, its not a pic of you with a crack pipe
06:00 <faux> I think cos u sad oh spew
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Serenity> yeah i think so
06:00 <faux> They all live in teh same house
06:00 <faux> Same.mentality
06:00 <Maurice> I got told I was from mars and venus :/
06:00 <Maurice> I BET THEY'RE ALL IN A RELATIONSHIP
06:00 <Serenity> omg.. would they have been full yelling at each other about it
06:00 <Picard> is romper dead?
06:00 <faux> Dw he tells me the same
06:00 <Maurice> No sorry, mars and pluto
06:00 <Serenity> OMG CHEK DIS RATCHET SLUZ OUT
06:00 <faux> Lol
07:00 <faux> They prob btched about me for an hour
07:00 <faux> And the people I associate with
07:00 <Serenity> are they brothers and sister?
07:00 <faux> No
07:00 <Serenity> oh
07:00 <Maurice> Well look at Doodle, he spent 36yrs planning his comments
07:00 <faux> R is my uncle
07:00 <smashmouse> say wee Mr Bighead
07:00 <smashmouse> wee
07:00 <faux> Don't say names in here
07:00 <smashmouse> say wee wee 
07:00 <faux> Pls ty
07:00 <smashmouse> weee weeee
07:00 <faux> And B is his mrs
07:00 <smashmouse> rockos modern life bitch!
07:00 <Serenity> lol im not that dumb
07:00 <faux> And C is my 18 yr old cousin 
08:00 <Serenity> ah right
08:00 <faux> Who lives with them
08:00 <Serenity> well the 18 year old is a knob
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <faux> I love him
08:00 <faux> But he's v influenced by my uncle
08:00 <Maurice> Your uncle is also a knob
08:00 <Clarkson> SKirmish, he was an immature turd really.
08:00 <ShadowLurker> whats this cunts problem
08:00 <Maurice> But hey, so are most of mine
08:00 <Clarkson> im too young to wanna fuck kids, i wouldnt find it nostalgic
08:00 <Serenity> skirmish isnt here Clarkson
08:00 <faux> They practically raised him so I expect him to have his mentality
08:00 <Clarkson> Samsung batterly life is a bit shit though
08:00 <Osskkaarr> Brings tears to my eyes seeing this channel all happy and yeah :~)
08:00 <faux> Batterly
09:00 <Maurice> Clarkson you fucked it
09:00 <Clarkson> listen ZaPBuzZ i stand by my statement you crippled lilttle bitch
09:00 <ShadowLurker> blasphemy  clarkson 
09:00 <faux> I love u clarkson show me ur boobs
09:00 <Clarkson> bban ur mum from sucking my cock
09:00 <Clarkson> Skirmish: ... i beat the fuck out of anyone who srtood up to me at any school,... you must have your wires crossed....
09:00 <Serenity> do you want a wristy or something now Osskkaarr? or is that a bit too far
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
09:00 <faux> a wristy
09:00 <ShadowLurker> wristies
09:00 <Serenity> im hilarious just fucking laugh ok
09:00 <Serenity> ffs
09:00 <Clarkson> ff6 was shit
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hah
09:00 <Maurice> Fast fapping 6
09:00 <faux> But ur rly not
09:00 <Serenity> I SAID FFS CLARKSON
10:00 <faux> Gtfo
10:00 <Clarkson> people cry about losing shit after they lost ot
10:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
10:00 <Osskkaarr> It was nice to have caught up with you all again.. maybe when i'm passing through another time.. we'll have a party.
10:00 <Serenity> funnier than you you donkey licker
10:00 <simba> b1 after losing 20 bux
10:00 <faux> Why did u name it clarkson 
10:00 <Clarkson> internet sex is just not the same thing as real sex...
10:00 <Serenity> jeremy clarkson?
10:00 <Clarkson> but that (I'm assuming( you've come to achkowledge was some evil occultist shit to tell a kid hey fuck ya we lie to kids it's a part of lif, which makes no sense..
10:00 <Maurice> Yeah coz you get your dick stuck in the usb slot
10:00 <faux> Who
10:00 <TheRiddler> top gear
10:00 <Serenity> YOU FUCKING WHAT
10:00 <Serenity> how dare she
11:00 <faux> Thoughts on doc clarkson
11:00 <Maurice> She needs a ban
11:00 <Clarkson> I think Joe Hockey chats on Austnet.  Which one of you bastards is Joe Hockey?  For him to think poor people don't drive cars he must be chatting to B1 and Panda. 
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <faux> Who
11:00 <Maurice> Thats a Skirmish line
11:00 <faux> What
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <Serenity> i just kicked homer and he full on jumped and squeeked
11:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahah clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> Fat cunt is over used
11:00 <Serenity> accident of course
11:00 <faux> squeeked
11:00 <faux> Clarkson tell serenity she's shit
11:00 <Clarkson> amiga was the shit
12:00 <Serenity> Clarkson tell faux shes a cunt
12:00 <Clarkson> oh you dumb fucking mut
12:00 <faux> Fuk u bich 
12:00 <faux> Lmaoo
12:00 <Serenity> LOL
12:00 <faux> Owned.
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Serenity> FUCK U
12:00 <anotherirc3r> what was up with Osskkaarr?
12:00 <anotherirc3r> freaking weird
12:00 <simba> at the start of one acid trip we were playing forza on xbox this racing game that has jeremy clarkson narrating the bios about the cars and we just sat in awe as he spoke about all the cars with his perfect britishy voice and clever humor
12:00 <faux> Hehehehahhehuahue
12:00 <Clarkson> i got this nescafe gold shit
12:00 <Maurice> He seemed normal to me
12:00 <Picard> clarko, do you think u can beat the pies on the weekend?
12:00 <Serenity> what do you mean whats up with osskar
12:00 <faux> britishy
12:00 <faux> cutest 
13:00 <anotherirc3r> normal? really?
13:00 <Serenity> thats how he always has been
13:00 <Serenity> 10+ years of irc
13:00 <anotherirc3r> ah right
13:00 <faux> Today my neighbours cat was sitting on the bins and then scratched me when I tried opening the lid and now I'm concern I'm going to get bin juice arm like pieters foot
13:00 <anotherirc3r> haven't been on for a bit
13:00 <simba> this on acid is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkmVWwrCWNY
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Forza Motorsport 5: Modern Hypercar League narrated by Jeremy Clarkson Views: 173,324 Uploader: Xbox Uploaded: Oct 18, 2013 Duration: 1m23s Rating: 4.79
13:00 <Clarkson> do i look like a fucking towel head?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
13:00 <faux> Yes
13:00 <Serenity> dont be fucking racist Clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck ya expect, ya keep going back there and yet ya complaining, set em straight once and thats it. if they dont respect ya to lay off after that, well.. ya can always go back n continue the same sjhit or get em to clue on and leaave em alone for a bit
14:00 <faux> Ya ya ya
14:00 <Serenity> ew is that a pieter
14:00 <faux> Ye
14:00 <faux> It ya'd a lot
14:00 <Serenity> i hated how he used to say ya
14:00 <faux> And the . And ,
15:00 <faux> Disconnected from sentences
15:00 <faux> They were doing that today 
15:00 <faux> The fb comments
15:00 <faux> L RN 2 TYPE U HOMOPHOBES
15:00 <Serenity> HOMOPHONES
15:00 <faux> Ring ring
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <faux> Shadowlurker answers
16:00 <faux> Lolroeeolsolsollllsol
16:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
17:00 <Serenity> i havent watched any gossip girl today
17:00 <faux> Pll tmoz
17:00 <faux> Better be good 
18:00 <Serenity> god if its another boring one
18:00 <Serenity> im going to blow them up
18:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <smashmouse> i love a chick with a noisey quim.
19:00 <smashmouse> thunderous.
19:00 <faux> Maurice 
19:00 <faux> Have u read thirteen reasons why
20:00 <simba> (╯︵╰,)
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> Me rn
21:00 <faux> Cos no soda water
21:00 <faux> U didn't take a pic of ur magic machine
21:00 <faux> V disappointed in u
22:00 <Serenity> get a soda stream
22:00 <simba> oh yea thatll happen i swear
23:00 <Maurice> Nope, whats it about
25:00 <Maurice> Uhm
25:00 <Maurice> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nick-chipman/the-deep-fried-scrambled-egg-bun-burger_b_7689990.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
26:00 <simba> yum shove that in me
27:00 <Maurice> Make me one while you're there
27:00 <Maurice> Thanks
28:00 <Picard> simba wats ya skype
29:00 <Serenity> i have such a fro right now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> trim then ...
31:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One how do your mates feel about the ban on smoking in prison
31:00 <Picard> ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> on a serious note
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking stupid is that?
33:00 <Picard> <%simba> yum shove that in me   <----- did u tell matty that?
33:00 <faux> Maybe they're concerned for their health
33:00 <Picard> its a great idea Bastardly_One
33:00 <Picard> why should my taxes be wasted on these scum in prison, smoking causes illness
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <faux> Do u pay for their cigs
33:00 <Picard> lock the cunts in cells 23hours a day
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not really ... 80% of the prison population smokes I heard on the news
34:00 <Picard> faux yes
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or those that end up in prison
34:00 <faux> No you don't 
34:00 <Picard> yes i do
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's a prison economy too 
34:00 <faux> Uh
34:00 <Picard> they are paid wages in prison
34:00 <Picard> where do you think that money comes from?
34:00 <Picard> the fucking tooth fairy?
37:00 <simba> <Picard> simba wats ya skype - lol
37:00 <Picard> cmon man wat is it
38:00 <simba> tonymodra97
39:00 <faux> Um they have an account in there where they can keep up to 1k
39:00 <Serenity> if you had a brain youd realise locking them in cells 23 hours a day would end up costing more
39:00 <Serenity> people locked up that long get sick without exercise
39:00 <faux> To buy food and shit
39:00 <Picard> shoot the cunts
39:00 <Serenity> and they get depressed.  and need more assistance
39:00 <Picard> they are criminals, they have no rights
39:00 <Picard> u do gooder cunts wont agree
40:00 <Serenity> youre not allowed to deprive them of human liberties. that in itself is illegal
40:00 <Picard> well it shouldnt be
40:00 <Serenity> plz
40:00 <faux> It's shame that big ass head of yours is empty
40:00 <Picard> they deprived some poor woman they raped of her liberties, or some poor person they killed of their life
41:00 <Serenity> not everyone in prison is a rapist or murderer
41:00 <Picard> no kidding
41:00 <Picard> not many good honest people in there id assume
41:00 <Serenity> well..
42:00 <Picard> you dont go to prison for a summer holiday
42:00 <simba> ok
43:00 <Serenity> its legit the dumbest move ever to just take away smokes like that
43:00 <Serenity> what did they think was gonna happen
44:00 <Serenity> did they give them quitting aids?
44:00 <Picard> make the cunts suffer
44:00 <Serenity>  or just go oh btw.. no more durried guise
44:00 <Serenity> durries*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems like this riot has made news all over the world too
44:00 <Serenity> the only people who are gonna suffer are the guards
45:00 <Bastardly_One> some long term prisoners have had quit programs I am led to believe
45:00 <Picard> you saw this first hand when you were inside Bastardly_One?
45:00 <Serenity> a long term prisoner is also not gonna give a fuck abouy shanking a guard when hes craving 
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Picard> arratt had a program like that?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this was on ABC news this afternoon
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that some prisoners had access to quit programs before it came into place tomorrow
46:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont think they should have smokes but it seems it wasn't very well thought out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I doubt that would mean the entire prison population of Victoria
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw they're thinking of doing it in wa too
47:00 <Maurice> They need Caputo to get shit done
48:00 <Serenity> lplol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> quit programs usually consist of patches right?
49:00 <Serenity> not sure if many use patches anymore
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I know those things are fucking expensive even if you can get them cheaper on prescription these days
50:00 <Maurice> It's usually the heart attack causing tabs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when I was in hospital years ago suffering pretty badly they claimed they could only afford to give me a week's worth at the time
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh those ummmm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> champix?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not allowed those
51:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they cause depression
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so suffering anxiety disorder they won't give me them
52:00 <faux> Replace cigs with cocks
52:00 <faux> U ll be right
52:00 <faux> Then u can change ur nick 2 cocksmoker
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we're still talking about the prison ban
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Me personally, I'm gonna try the patches soon
54:00 <Maurice> They were originally used to treat mental patients
54:00 <Maurice> Then they discovered they'd given up smoking while taking them
55:00 <smashmouse> lol fox
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was for alchoholics
55:00 <smashmouse> hahahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the original use of champix 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> could be wrong
55:00 <Bastardly_One> often am
55:00 <Serenity> it was an anti d
56:00 <Serenity> i did zyban about 9 years ago
56:00 <Serenity> and it sent me fucking loopy
56:00 <Clarkson> sooup nazi owned a lil soup kitchen
56:00 <Maurice> no soup 4 u Clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> nah the fucking fat prick got drunk and thought he knew everything so he goes to open it up and I hear a crack and boom there goes my precious laptop I bought off a junky for 80 bux
56:00 <simba> amazingf
57:00 <BenCox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Clerks - Berserker Views: 1,054,921 Uploader: aflavoredcondom Uploaded: Jul 6, 2006 Duration: 1m31s Rating: 4.89
57:00 <smashmouse> turning me on
57:00 <smashmouse> b1 skype me so I can jerk off to your voice <3
57:00 <Serenity> BERSERKERRR
58:00 <Serenity> WOULD U LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKERRR
58:00 <faux> Stfu
58:00 <Serenity> u stfu pole licker
58:00 <faux> Lollllll
02:00 <Taco> you know what makes me lol
02:00 <Taco> all these health food nuts eat all this organic stuff, saying "chemicals in food are dangerous"
02:00 <Taco> and they also take vitamin supplements without considering they're exactly what they describe in food
04:00 <simba> Haha. Those crazy Health Food Nuts. That all think the same Way.
04:00 <simba> They're all Stupid.
05:00 <Taco> "organic" and no food processing and no chemicals
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's an anti D
05:00 <Taco> food processing is everything you do in your kitchen, though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> how come I was told I can't have it because it causes depression?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes no fucking sense
05:00 <Clarkson> that was a hell of a mission deep frying them bangers
05:00 <Taco> minced meat is processed food... they ran it through a mincer
06:00 <Taco> infact all meats are processed.... they've been butchered
06:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you kill it yourself
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's processed
06:00 <Taco> if you kill it yourself, you're just doing the processing yourself
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah basically 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour bitches
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not explaining yourself well but you're right
07:00 <Taco> but yea processed food is evil or something
07:00 <Serenity> because it sends you loopy b1
07:00 <Serenity> its known for causing suicide
08:00 <Serenity> it obv was  not very good as an anti d
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
08:00 <Taco> food additives are the shit things
08:00 <Clarkson> tasted like shit
08:00 <Taco> its not chemicals, or processing, or other hippy bullshit
08:00 <Serenity> food additives send my son crazy
08:00 <Taco> which ones?
09:00 <Serenity> i dont know numbers cause im lazy i just know what foods set him off
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 621?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> msg is a common one
09:00 <Serenity> he wont eat flavoured chips because of the additives
09:00 <Taco> knowing food additive numbers is lame
09:00 <Serenity> im allergic to Msg
09:00 <Taco> knowing what they are, and their purpose, is far more interesting
10:00 <Serenity> if he eats soft serve ice cream he goes loopy
10:00 <Serenity> and ita not the sugar
10:00 <Serenity> im still working out what does it
12:00 <smashmouse> Food is that interesting
12:00 <smashmouse> well I'll be..
12:00 <smashmouse> I just eat to live.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so food is still an important part of your life...
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say it's a basic need to survive
14:00 <faux>  For reals
14:00 <Serenity> i should sleep
14:00 <faux> Me2
14:00 <faux> Gnight
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
14:00 <faux> :*
14:00 <Serenity> night
15:00 <simba> goodnight Clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> Matthew : ok mate... sorry if we offended you by fucking up the animal or gender
15:00 <Taco> and I was just going to ask Serenity to read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate
15:00 <Serenity> I'm aware of what MSG is
15:00 <Serenity> last time i ate it added to food my face puffed up
16:00 <Serenity> like i was stung by a bee
16:00 <Taco> does your son eat tomatoes, parmesan cheese, potatoes or mushrooms?
16:00 <Serenity> potatoes yes
17:00 <Serenity> well.. if i make mash thats it
17:00 <Taco> 0.5% MSG
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naturally occurring, i'd assume
18:00 <Serenity> the problem with it added in food
18:00 <Serenity> is that the levels are far higher
18:00 <Serenity> than what we would get naturally
18:00 <Taco> just saying that no correlation to MSG has ever been demonstrated
19:00 <Taco> its even been suggested that "Chinese restaurant syndrome" is a racism issue
19:00 <Serenity> ive not noticed he has any reactions to MSG
19:00 <Serenity> im thr onr who does
19:00 <Serenity> one
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
20:00 <Serenity> i think his issue seems to be with preservatives over flavour enhancers
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no correlation has been demonstrated with msg?
21:00 <Taco> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glutamate_flavoring#Safety_as_a_flavor_enhancer
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> to what, changes in behaviour?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you have a physiological changes in your body - i.e. serenity's face puffs up....
22:00 <smashmouse> I should sheep!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm pretty sure some peeps behaviour would also change...
23:00 <Taco> If you can prove it, many would be interested
23:00 <Serenity> yeah im not sure my puffy face is totally psychosomatic lol 
24:00 <Serenity> there are loads of people with allergies to msg
24:00 <Serenity> but its not an intolerance that just happens
24:00 <Serenity> like to everyone
24:00 <Taco> I'm suggesting the allergy isn't to MSG, but something else
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://journals.lww.com/jonmd/Citation/1955/01000/SOME_BEHAVIORAL_EFFECTS_ASSOCIATED_WITH_FEEDING.6.aspx
24:00 <Taco> Nuts?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you'd be wrong
24:00 <Serenity> no lol its MSG
24:00 <smashmouse> I'm suggesting I want to suck some milk from some titties.
24:00 <smashmouse> slurp!
25:00 <Serenity> i get what youre saying but i think you're mixing up allergies with people who claim to be intolerant to everything
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
25:00 <Serenity> like gluten. its been proven theres no such thing as a glutent intollerance youre either coeliac or not
26:00 <Serenity> anyone who claims otherwise is imagining it
26:00 <smashmouse> Look at the French
27:00 <smashmouse> eat what you want but in small portions.
27:00 <Taco> gluten intollerance is the subject of current study
28:00 <smashmouse> woopie
28:00 <smashmouse> when will natural death be the subject of study
28:00 <Serenity> god i need to go to bed
28:00 <Serenity> night
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
28:00 <smashmouse> nini
36:00 <simba> katatonic_kate01 has a hot crush on plugger lockett
36:00 <simba> whyyyyyyyyy do these
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> who dat?
36:00 <simba> tears come at night
36:00 <simba> google him
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not my type
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
37:00 <simba>  ok google ronald mcdonald
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> not my type either
38:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of death
38:00 <simba> ok ok ok ok hang on
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got a text off a friend in the us
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's a doctor
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://supermookinfiends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/url-41.jpeg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> telling me all about how the er just saw her snatch
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's my type!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> as she wore a skirt to work and had to crack open ribs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and perform cpr
39:00 <simba> r u srs kate
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but wore a skirt to work today
39:00 <simba> homeless snow dude
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is attractive, what can i say… gawd!
40:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/d935f71c0e04477cc1764199e318380a/tumblr_nqbef3YcCb1qhy7pro1_1280.jpg
41:00 <British^Meat> lol simba
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you like black dudes simba?
41:00 <British^Meat> da fookin fook?
41:00 <simba> idk why thats on my dash ok
41:00 <simba> all kindsa freaky shit gets on there
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have the pic where the black dude turns over
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and exposes his massive cock?
42:00 <simba> no thats coming up next week
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when tumblr was just a blog site
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> do make sure you link me
42:00 <Bastardly_One> now it just seems to be a place for people to put porn
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in 1990?
43:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is King Leopold II
43:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Sound of dial-up Internet Views: 4,008,307 Uploader: willterminus Uploaded: Nov 10, 2008 Duration: 0m29s Rating: 4.91
43:00 <Bastardly_One> only about 5 years ago
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh taco, you might like what google would of looked like as a bbs then
43:00 <Taco> I can't believe how wonderful mt dew is, as a mixer for whiskey
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
44:00 <Taco> b1, I used bbs's
44:00 <Bastardly_One> even the image search is ascii
44:00 <simba> i remember that like a song
44:00 <Bastardly_One> www.masswerk.at/googleBBS
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, fun times
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah glad the internet has improved a tad
46:00 <Taco> well thats pretty neat b1
46:00 <Taco> except google didn't exist until 1996/7?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> as a search engine? 
47:00 <Taco> as anything
47:00 <Bastardly_One> something like that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> there was netscape and that was it 
47:00 <Taco> altavista
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah that too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, good ol' altavista
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome is bing "|
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <Taco> my excellent cooking skills are making thinks that health food nuts would puke at
49:00 <Taco> coles smart buy lasagna
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as you enjoy it - does it matter ?
49:00 <Taco> I do enjoy it
50:00 <Taco> They taste really good, are cheap, and very easy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic.
50:00 <Taco> although it seems a little weird to put a PETE tray in the oven at 180C
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever works
02:00 <simba> found u a bf kate https://40.media.tumblr.com/1247d276c5202a24ba2f06def2764718/tumblr_n7sgiqUt6k1tre85io1_400.jpg
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm the hair is about right
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but no beard
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he looks about 15
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so too young!
05:00 <simba> yea idk who that is but hes born in 92 good luck with THAT
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya too young
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 40 is too old
05:00 <British^Meat> she'd bust hist feeble hips
05:00 <British^Meat> errr i assume
06:00 <simba> hist
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> 35 - 40 is my like, limit
07:00 <simba> what about hungrybox?
07:00 <simba> https://meleeitonme.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/5hbox2.jpg
07:00 <simba> would you bang the worlds greatest jigglypuff?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <simba> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hq_Tcb3XqAI/hqdefault.jpg
08:00 <simba> lololol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, he isn't 35+
08:00 <simba> oh i thought that was your very oldest
08:00 <simba> so you start at 35?
08:00 <simba> thats a lotta prime youth youre missing out on
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok ok maybe 30
09:00 <simba> 29 and a half
09:00 <simba> born on a leap year
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh maybe
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he was tall and wore a suit
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and fed me cupcakes, sure why not
10:00 <simba> like will smith in men in black
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats a lil too conservative for me
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/0f/1e/040f1e506424ea2e86f655af97ec9ebe.jpg
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit like that hipster
12:00 <simba> niggaz be crazy tho
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> whats with the mo
12:00 <simba> he trying to grow wings
12:00 <Maurice> Nothing, I shaved earlier
12:00 <simba> pix
12:00 <nikkerno_> Names #melbourne
13:00 <Maurice> That dude looks like Teen Wolf
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like dudes with beards...
13:00 <Taco> I like girls with teeth
14:00 <simba> i get that shaving the mo is the most annoying part but why let it grow like wings man
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… ok. Random.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba 
14:00 <Maurice> I don't like beards
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://trendmyself.com/file/pic/photo/2014/06/5bbdca6203f6ae24906074a011d3552c_1024.jpg
14:00 <Maurice> I don't mind stubble, but not a small forrest animal on the face
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <simba> what is the attraction with the big burly beard
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> just like beards
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn't HAVE to be massive...
16:00 <Taco> Maurice, how do you feel about thigh warmers?
16:00 <simba> whats the 411 on the womans thinking
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySFvmvr6Mg
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO Mysteries: UFOs, Angels Or Biological Creatures Seen Leaving The Earth? Views: 1,091,744 Uploader: Mister Enigma Uploaded: Jun 21, 2015 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 3.97
16:00 <nikkerno_> Goes both ways - short hair is fine but ain't nobody wants to feel like they gots a small animal on their face 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly shot from the international space station
17:00 <Bastardly_One> then nasa cut the feed
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… allegedly 
17:00 <simba> im a ufol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> unidentified flopping object (in yo' pants)
19:00 <simba> exactly
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya hawt
19:00 <simba> he wont identify himself so im opening fire
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, pics or it's not trew
20:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One, they look like man made satellites
20:00 <simba> u already got pix of hungrybox
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> not enough - gawd
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought just watching it taco
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so of course they'd cut the feed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no showing off your own government's spying shit
22:00 <Taco> well they could be classified secrets
22:00 <Taco> ie. spy sats
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, typed it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seems all over news sites though
23:00 <simba> looks like they filmed something and pixelated it up a bunch
23:00 <Taco> knowing the time, date and position you could approximate the orbit
23:00 <Taco> they'd rather you find them through conventional means - optical telescopes, radio scanning
24:00 <Taco> possibly space radar
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure there was a passing news story on the news about the US putting up 3 satellites in the last week
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am tipping that's them
24:00 <Taco> nah they look like they're already in a normal orbit
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cc/0d/87/cc0d8760fc1902d9e5603633b4e9baf2.jpg
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
32:00 <nikkerno_> Hmm 
32:00 <simba> yes ur keyboard is working nikkerno_ xD rofl
33:00 <nikkerno_> Every dude in Melbourne has a beard and that's act haircut  now
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuk yeah
33:00 <Taco> hipster went mainstream
33:00 <nikkerno_> Is it that obvious this is my first chat simba
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> its called normcore
34:00 <simba> yes
34:00 <simba> i smell the virgin in you
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahhahaha
36:00 <nikkerno_> Well watch out I'm gonna grow a beard! Yeah that's right - in about 50000 days from now I'm gonna have a bearrdd
37:00 <nikkerno_> Then I vow to get the haircut! And then... World and simba domination!
37:00 <nikkerno_> Mwuhahahaha
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> topknot 
37:00 <simba> i wont down vote u mate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a beard but that's because I hate shaving
38:00 <nikkerno_> An originator bastardly
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dero chic I call it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> when I stick my tweed fedora on though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's hipster
38:00 <nikkerno_> Thanks all for making my first time a hairy bearded one. - gotta work in line 5 hours - night x
39:00 <simba> ok beardo
44:00 <Cadava> anyone up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
45:00 <smashmouse> b1
45:00 <smashmouse> how long does empaseima wotev
45:00 <smashmouse> take to make it so ya cant walk witout needa an oxygen tank?
45:00 <smashmouse> juss askin
46:00 <smashmouse> tryin quit cigs
46:00 <smashmouse> paranoid.
46:00 <Cadava> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and kate
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> google
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the church play on fri
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
47:00 <Cadava> hey b1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> in syd
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' typical
47:00 <smashmouse> ah k
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be on holidays
47:00 <Bastardly_One> at the Factory
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> on ze north coast
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah…
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> darlinghurst?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> art factory
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool place
48:00 <Bastardly_One> been there a few times
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya it's ok....
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they're playing a fuckity club down here 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> next fri
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to it though
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> should be amazing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> playing two sets
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no support acts
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well worth it 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i'm going to the opera house to see ghost stories on friday or sat
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.factorytheatre.com.au/tickets/ftickets.php?gigid=6177
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> on 55 bucks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's cheaper than Melb
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> only
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the list so I don't care one way or the other 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been demanded to go by Mr Kilbey himself
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Maurice> I have wasted so much time watching a movie and it's not finished yet and I'm regretting it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> in his own words, "it's been too long since I've talked shit at you in person and not in email and on the phone"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so guess I am going to be backstage smoking weed and talking shit 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're playing in Brunbury
52:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck plays country WA?
52:00 <Clarkson> [14:23:33] i love sayin that kinda shit to cunts irl
52:00 <smashmouse> i have
52:00 <smashmouse> a penis.
52:00 <Maurice> Bunbury..
52:00 <smashmouse> k thx ino is good.
52:00 <Taco> joshua: you are a penis
53:00 <Maurice> Hey Clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> i fucking loved having sex in a pool
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that place
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and margaret river
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like why?
55:00 <Maurice> Why not?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be like a major touring band doing country dates
56:00 <smashmouse> I am
57:00 <smashmouse> a penis
57:00 <smashmouse> I am my penis.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> like years ago they tried to get Pink to come here for Pink Day
57:00 <smashmouse> thanks for the confidence boost lel
57:00 <Bastardly_One> when she was touring
57:00 <Maurice> I don't even know who you're talking about
57:00 <Maurice> And I don't mean Pink
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I started talking to kate about The Church
58:00 <smashmouse> bieber woz at hillsong
58:00 <smashmouse> and nobody cared
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seems she likes them as well and it's on Friday for her
58:00 <smashmouse> aaaaaahahaha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and next friday for me
58:00 <smashmouse> seen the Paris Hilton prank?
58:00 <smashmouse> so funny
58:00 <Maurice> They're probably playing in the tourist towns because they're has beens
58:00 <smashmouse> she all like IM GONE BE DEAD AND NOT RICH NEMORE
58:00 <smashmouse> hhahahaahaha
59:00 <smashmouse> wonder if shes hot
59:00 <smashmouse> prob has big tits i bet ya
00:00 <smashmouse> big fat mamas milk titties
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly has beens at present
00:00 <Bastardly_One> stronger than they've ever been actually 
00:00 <Taco> the church is some kind of band?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> having been a fan for 30 odd years I'm game enough to say this is the best they've been 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
01:00 <Maurice> Yeah but they're hardly headliners, hence playing where they are
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know Under the Milkway taco
02:00 <Taco> nope
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm actually they're pretty much sold out on the east coast
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and absolutely adored by their fans in the US and Europe
03:00 <Maurice> Yet they're playing margs and Bunbury
03:00 <Maurice> Seems legit
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you either love them or hate them
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's just fucking weird
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure kate
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a cult band for sure
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul13hip5LOM
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Church - 'Vanishing Man' Music Video Views: 5,272 Uploader: therealchurchband Uploaded: Feb 4, 2015 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 5.00
03:00 <Maurice> I'm just saying they're not P!nk, Maroon 5 etc
03:00 <smashmouse> Taco
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
04:00 <Bastardly_One> steve kilbey's art work features in that clip
04:00 <Maurice> They're not up there to be playing at the arena, hence their tour places
04:00 <smashmouse> do you wanna fuck me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is amazing
04:00 <smashmouse> am I sexy
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> smash, he probably would.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only song ever I've heard use the world blotto
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the *word
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Lucifer Brown, it's hot all up in this grotto, you dandy downer, I frown at you, you're blotto
05:00 <Bastardly_One> only steve kilbey could make that sound awesome
05:00 <smashmouse> lol kate
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, otto from the simpsons
06:00 <Bastardly_One> The Church playing an arena
06:00 <smashmouse> hahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> would be wrong wouldn't it Kate?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yekvXOn7s-I
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Blotto Otto Views: 6,706 Uploader: Jack B Uploaded: Oct 1, 2014 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 5.00
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that just isn't right ... they need to play smallish places to get the vibe
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't see them live
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they're playing with the psycheldic furs soon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in Canada
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting
07:00 <Bastardly_One> got someone onto them and he's going
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna see the tea party !
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that dude in April
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> jeff
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck he came to Ballarat to do a gig I dunno
08:00 <Clarkson> saw a guy lose his shit @ a lady
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah was brilliant
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to have his babies 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you are holidaying where he lives
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives in Bryon now
09:00 <Bastardly_One> has done for many a year
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought he lived in perth
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> or sa
09:00 <Taco> meh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so just go around yelling out Jeff!
09:00 <Taco> they sound like an average pub band
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the lastest single is gay
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhlOolvKbyo
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Church - Laurel Canyon Official Music Video Views: 5,890 Uploader: therealchurchband Uploaded: May 22, 2015 Duration: 4m17s Rating: 5.00
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> because average pub bands have sitars and bongo drumbs
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> -b
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the church are hard to explain 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they call themselves something different to what I call them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just call them intelligent esoteric pop rock
12:00 <Taco> I call it depresso music
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more like stoner stuff
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're depresso taco
13:00 <Bastardly_One> steve has move from every downer known to man 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> depresso el tacoletta 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> to smoking pot and doing the bondi baths twice a day 
13:00 <Taco> better get a prescription for medicinal marijuana so I can do something about my permanently affixed smile
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and heaps of meditating
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> meditation is fucking amazing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you must know this song
14:00 <Bastardly_One> every cunt does
14:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osz-GQbX37o
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THE CHURCH - The Unguarded Moment Views: 746,262 Uploader: stevekilbey2 Uploaded: Jun 14, 2006 Duration: 4m14s Rating: 4.93
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only like 35 yrs old
15:00 <Taco> Guess I'm not a cunt
15:00 <Clarkson> i just had a good shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason that reminds me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
15:00 <Bastardly_One> heard of isodora?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
15:00 <Bastardly_One> jeffery cain and steve kilbey
15:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd love that shit 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> no taco, you are a cunt
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA54NBtPKdI
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Church - Under The Milky Way Views: 218,723 Uploader: Beatriz Uploaded: Dec 15, 2012 Duration: 5m1s Rating: 4.94
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYvA2Ciauk
16:00 <Taco> A cunt with teeth?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so good
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, I doubt you have teeth taco
17:00 <Bastardly_One> even a YT script can't handle it 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll listen to it in a bit
18:00 <Taco> hmm, I like nestle and their attempt to rule the world via milo and quix
18:00 <Taco> makes me think of pinky and the brain
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be more concerned with unilever 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they did a gig in LA in March
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is awesome
19:00 <smashmouse> i am so fkn
20:00 <smashmouse> caffeine man!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCOD38QMf2I
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crooked Mile - Steve Kilbey Views: 1,613 Uploader: Worldwide Planet Uploaded: Feb 6, 2014 Duration: 3m26s Rating: 5.00
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and this week the new Kilbey/Kennedy album comes out
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice, nice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that will be fucking brilliant as I think those two are actually his best project ever
20:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11659481_2273691919344652_5198974693052408654_n.jpg?oh=b6b8e9e09ee8fda7063ce75555999fd3&oe=56192132&__gda__=1445989899_0ae8d490db34e977781ff5f80133f80a
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy who is Radio India
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
21:00 <Maurice> Middle school!
21:00 <Maurice> Thats like year 7 and 8
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i know a few adults who send lame text messages
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> like that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2v2-ep5DP0
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy - Oh My Glad Views: 11,924 Uploader: KilbeyKennedy Uploaded: May 12, 2015 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 5.00
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how is it be possible to sound so scary?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Fever Ray
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that swedish chick 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> is amazing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she sounds fucking hella scary though hey?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
24:00 <Bastardly_One> in a good way
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1UAjpQVeFc
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fever Ray - The Wolf Views: 923,738 Uploader: UMaisMau Uploaded: Mar 8, 2011 Duration: 4m40s Rating: 4.92
25:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot she had a song on this 
26:00 <smashmouse> sucks when u wana sleep
26:00 <smashmouse> but ur like
26:00 <smashmouse> cant
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-2R12p38Go
26:00 <smashmouse> clown will eat me
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RÃ¶yksopp - What Else Is There? Views: 141,782 Uploader: WallofSoundRecording Uploaded: Feb 19, 2008 Duration: 3m34s Rating: 4.95
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she sings in that 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> good song
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the wench I like put me onto her
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ylDDs3mdJE
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Portishead - Glory Box (HD Version) Views: 1,311,992 Uploader: mkbf86 Uploaded: Mar 15, 2009 Duration: 5m4s Rating: 4.95
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
29:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fever Ray 'If I Had A Heart' Views: 7,301,117 Uploader: Fever Ray Uploaded: Jan 6, 2009 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.94
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm epically tired n' stuff
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nn
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> love that song, it's from vikings
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> rollo is a babe
30:00 <smashmouse> ima babe
30:00 <smashmouse> lols
30:00 <smashmouse> jdstrhartfg
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah lolz
34:00 <smashmouse> bet she is masturbating
34:00 <smashmouse> i would
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHaS3Z_GzU&feature=youtu.be
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Snake Rattle Rattle Snake "Break the Same" Views: 7,198 Uploader: snakerattlechannel Uploaded: Jul 27, 2011 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 5.00
40:00 <Bastardly_One> these chicks sound good
40:00 <smashmouse> tits
40:00 <smashmouse> woooo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the side missions in Witcher 3 ends in sex
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to start that game again as I forget where I am up to 
42:00 <smashmouse> nice
42:00 <smashmouse> :D
51:00 <smashmouse> ocd is wearin me out atm
51:00 <smashmouse> lol
57:00 <smashmouse> wooo pwned bf4 tonite
58:00 <smashmouse> 1 more watercraft ribbon n I get a sick camo
12:00 <smashmouse> nite
14:00 <B1{MIA}> night
59:00 <ShadowLurker> morning cunts
00:00 <ShadowLurker> dont forget to turn ur clocks back 1 second today
00:00 <ShadowLurker> forward*
06:00 <Serenity> so so far today ive had a cramp in my calf, walked really hard into a doorknob and just about torn my nipple off
06:00 <Serenity> 8:06am. winning at life
25:00 <ShadowLurker> :{
26:00 <Immutable> :P
59:00 <stebie> <Serenity> so so far today ive had a cramp in my calf, walked really hard into a doorknob and just about torn my nipple off
59:00 <stebie> either that's a high placed door knob or you're really short
59:00 <Doodle> oh god where to start
59:00 <Clarkson> its all in the fucken past so fuck it
59:00 <stebie> :P
59:00 <Doodle> cramp, hard, knob, nipple
59:00 <Serenity> not torn my nipple off with the doorknob
59:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <stebie> nipple, hard, knob, cramp
00:00 <Serenity> hard nipple knob
00:00 <Clarkson> me: ah… fuck all
00:00 <Serenity> herro
02:00 <ShadowLurker> hard nipple knobbing
08:00 <Doodle> me irl
08:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11241622_10153442300168256_3715213834562852075_n.jpg?oh=92817a87790911d625409947c8efa3ae&oe=561CE6F5
09:00 <Serenity> loll
09:00 <Doodle> bitches go crazy
09:00 <Clarkson> what the hell have you been upto
12:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh what the fuck have you been upto
13:00 <Doodle> heaps of stuff
13:00 <Doodle> matrix style bullet dodging
14:00 <Serenity> lolll
14:00 <Doodle> i cant do the sound effects on here
14:00 <Doodle> but its cool
14:00 <Serenity> swwwhhhhhhhhwwwwuuu
14:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
14:00 <Doodle> yes, that
15:00 <Serenity> im hungry
15:00 <Doodle> ead
15:00 <Serenity> U
16:00 <Doodle> nevar
18:00 <Serenity> mmm cream cheese on toast
18:00 <BenCox> morning Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> herro
19:00 <BenCox> hows it going?
20:00 <Serenity> not so bad having breakfast
20:00 <Serenity> you?
21:00 <BenCox> good
21:00 <BenCox> got up early this morning
21:00 <gs69azza> mmmm food
21:00 <BenCox> second monitor in a week died on me
21:00 <Serenity> oh boo
22:00 <Serenity> im using our tv as a monitor atm
23:00 <BenCox> I stole my missus' second monitor, just for a week or two until I pick up some more
23:00 <BenCox> but the two that died were like, 5 years old so
23:00 <BenCox> more surprised they lasted as long as they did
24:00 <BenCox> wanted to do my tax today, but looks like ATO's servers have crapped themselves
24:00 <BenCox> and died in a fire
24:00 <Serenity> they did that this time lst year too
25:00 <Serenity> you'd think theyd upgrade
28:00 <gs69azza> my boss is singing to cold play
29:00 <Serenity> do you know how i know hes gay
29:00 <Serenity> he likes cold play
30:00 <BenCox> lol
31:00 <BenCox> what if he likes Nickleback?
31:00 <gs69azza> he;s also a dragons supporter
31:00 <gs69azza> but he pays for the beer at the topless waitresses pub we go to on friday
34:00 <Serenity> if he likes nickleback hes just a tosser
35:00 <BenCox> Joe Hockey loves Nickleback
35:00 <BenCox> so yeah that works
46:00 <Devil45> terminator genisys opens in cinemas today. going to see it a bit later on.
48:00 <Serenity> they were talking to arnie on nova this morning
48:00 <Devil45> arnie rocks
49:00 <Devil45> i bet the cinema car parks will be packed today with people anxious to see this
50:00 <stebie> Clarkson dislikes arnie
50:00 <Clarkson> u winyarn cunt
50:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise arnie was so funny
50:00 <Devil45> i liked arnie in commando
52:00 <Devil45> and total recall
47:00 <faux> Can I block someone from viewing my time line on fb
48:00 <BenCox> just unfriend them
54:00 <gs69azza> ^ dis
54:00 <gs69azza> you will have to change each post to not show them
55:00 <gs69azza> anbd set all future ones the same
55:00 <faux> Ew
55:00 <faux> Effort
56:00 <faux> I thought there's a way to stop someone seeing your wall
56:00 <faux> He just makes dumb comments and I wanna shoot him in the leg
56:00 <gs69azza> nope only in security settings you have to change it which will only affect future posts
56:00 <gs69azza> send him this way
56:00 <faux> Lol
56:00 <faux> What r u gonna do
56:00 <gs69azza> i got a lot of supressed anger
57:00 <faux> Lolll
57:00 <gs69azza> will probs legit kill
57:00 <faux> He's in qld
57:00 <British^Meat> could u create a group and group that person in said group, and then block all posts to that group?
57:00 <British^Meat> i dunno id just boot him
57:00 <gs69azza> I can go to qld
57:00 <faux> Yeah I think I'm just gonna block him
57:00 <faux> Lol you'd go to qld to beat someone u dunno
57:00 <faux> Golly
57:00 <faux> That's a lot of anger
58:00 <faux> Fuck I bruise so easily.. I bumped my thigh into the desk and now I've got a gigantic bruise 
58:00 <faux> Dieeee
59:00 <gs69azza> lame
59:00 <gs69azza> and yes
59:00 <gs69azza> i have a lot of anger
59:00 <gs69azza> like a lot
59:00 <gs69azza> and I'm so tired, makes me even more angry
59:00 <gs69azza> and butt.
04:00 <faux> Oh
04:00 <faux> Yeah
04:00 <faux> Thx for teh butt 
05:00 <faux> I was like heeeeeeeeyyy
05:00 <faux> And then went 2 sleep
07:00 <gs69azza> lawl
33:00 <simba> \（＾。＾）／
48:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
50:00 <British^Meat> sup simbaTheRiddler
13:00 <simba> yo
20:00 <simba> r u a good person Kriton
21:00 <British^Meat> trouble?
25:00 <BenCox> who is kriton
25:00 <simba> i think its a spammer
25:00 <simba> who are U
26:00 <BenCox> I'm your oldest best friend, Simba
26:00 <simba> whyd you call me at 10am
27:00 <BenCox> didn't know you were asleep still
27:00 <British^Meat> what do you do in #nerdhacks?
27:00 <British^Meat> r u the owner?
28:00 <British^Meat> i mena, 0wn3r
28:00 <simba> teh_pwnerer
28:00 <BenCox> nah that's steven_
30:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8qBoITJoM
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rivers Cuomo - Chess Views: 5,975 Uploader: Christopher Temoche Uploaded: May 23, 2011 Duration: 2m31s Rating: 4.68
30:00 <simba> chess is such a difficult game.. so many pieces.. so many squares where u can go.. so few promises
40:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11659346_595323590570103_8680053396847233188_n.jpg?oh=cf63e847a495e3ed309772ae55ffb6c1&oe=561A79B2
40:00 <g^style> 2/10
42:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11403333_10152866414796372_8031439822475601617_n.jpg?oh=7fb9e9b78e7640bc32e00964a535a754&oe=561F0360&__gda__=1444598340_7dd5dec745b2505a8a54eaef58028d4f
50:00 <smashmouse> you're clothes, give them to me.
50:00 <smashmouse> YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANY CLOTHES!
50:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wv4pclp6U i obsessed
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Terminator Genisys Movie CLIP - I've Been Waiting For You (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger 2015 Views: 52,302 Uploader: JoBlo Movie Trailers Uploaded: Jun 23, 2015 Duration: 0m54s Rating: 4.61
53:00 <ShadowLurker> still carrying on
55:00 <Serenity> LET THE STORM RAGE OOONNNNN
55:00 <Serenity> THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAYY
59:00 <Osskkaarr> o_o
03:00 <Clarkson> cos Crip loves the cock
03:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
03:00 <TheRiddler> lolol
03:00 <gs69azza> LOL
11:00 <Serenity> clarkson dont be rude
11:00 <Clarkson> it's like "get the fuck out of my childhood."
11:00 <Serenity> oh
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/mcdonalds-all-day-breakfast-launching-in-australia-today/story-fn93ypt9-1227423655898
53:00 <faux> Kelly clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> soy can make boys grow boobs
53:00 <faux> Clarkson do u have boobs
53:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck does robin williams
53:00 <faux> Ok
53:00 <TheRiddler> soy milk boobs
54:00 <faux> I'm sleepy
54:00 <gs69azza> lol
54:00 <faux>  Lol @ your boss singing
54:00 <faux> Cute
54:00 <TheRon> someone say breasts??
54:00 <TheRiddler> boy boobs
55:00 <gs69azza> lol he's a dragons supporter
55:00 <gs69azza> ofcourse you liked it
55:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to have maccas breakfast for dinner
55:00 <TheRiddler> :p
56:00 <TheRon> buy english muffins, bacon eggs and cheese
56:00 <TheRon> make it yourself
56:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/the.addictedhome/videos/624424014327953/
57:00 <TheRiddler> “Macca’s restaurants across Wollongong and the Illawarra (excluding food court kiosks) will be serving breakfast favourites including the Bacon and Egg and Sausage and Egg McMuffins, Hashbrowns and Hotcakes 24 hours, seven days a week,” McDonald’s said in a press release.
57:00 <TheRiddler> damn
59:00 <simba> maccas breakfast is a weakness
59:00 <Doodle> McDonald’s Australia chief marketing officer Mark Lollback
59:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
59:00 <TheRon> when you guys smoke weed, whats the munchie??
00:00 <simba> la romanas
00:00 <Doodle> pussy
00:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
00:00 <TheRon> doodle leave your cat alone
00:00 <ShadowLurker> nipples
00:00 <simba> creaming soda
00:00 <simba> pasta
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <ShadowLurker> anything in the cupboard
00:00 <simba> A lovely chicken salad.
00:00 <ShadowLurker> meth
00:00 <simba> Burritos.
00:00 <simba> Cadbury.
01:00 <Doodle> low flying duck crotches
01:00 <TheRon> iced vovo's??
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
01:00 <ShadowLurker> iced vulvas
01:00 <Doodle> keke
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh question
01:00 <ShadowLurker> best of all
01:00 <ShadowLurker> kingstons
01:00 <TheRon> faux these people are being disgusting
01:00 <smashmouse> Doodle i took a pic of my bum 4 u http://content.thehun.net/1969/1969836_A_blond_rubbing_it_in_these_pictures_from_Mark_H.html
01:00 <smashmouse> ver naice
01:00 <Doodle> kingstons rock
01:00 <TheRiddler> where has the cheesecake shop gone at cannington
01:00 <Doodle> i dont wan tto click that
01:00 <simba> are kingstons those biscuits with the red inside
01:00 <TheRiddler> or has it not gone and we just couldn't find it
02:00 <Doodle> no theyre monte carlos
02:00 <simba> those arnotts packs are fucken high tier
02:00 <Doodle> kingstons have choc in them
02:00 <TheRon> i like choc mint
02:00 <simba> i never seen arnotts packs now they must be on the bottom shelf these days
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ash its next to the servo near maccas
11:00 <faux> Which people are being disgusting theron
12:00 <faux> Charlize theron
12:00 <TheRon> all of them
12:00 <TheRon> except me of course
12:00 <faux> They're always filthy
12:00 <Doodle> i'm clean
12:00 <faux> As clean as a public torlet
12:00 <Doodle> well i never
13:00 <Doodle> oh faux
13:00 <faux> Yes
13:00 <Doodle> you can come and collect my dad whenever you like
13:00 <Doodle> he's officially senile
13:00 <faux> Y
14:00 <faux> Did he shoot your mum
14:00 <Doodle> he put unleaded in his diesel 4wd today
14:00 <faux> Mmm petrol 
14:00 <Doodle> could have killed it
14:00 <faux> I just wanna go to the servo to sniff petty
14:00 <Doodle> may still have killed it lol
14:00 <faux> Put him in a home
14:00 <Doodle> mmm
14:00 <Doodle> eau de unna dat dere brudda
15:00 <faux> loo
15:00 <faux> L
15:00 <Doodle> mum works at a nursing home i think she is just going to take him one day
15:00 <Doodle> and leave him there
17:00 <faux> That's when ill step in
17:00 <Doodle> i'll get the security code for the door for you
20:00 <faux> Ty
20:00 <TheRon> i had a shave this morning, i was starting to look like ned kelly
20:00 <faux> Pics
20:00 <Doodle> got a pen faux?
20:00 <Doodle> its 0,0,0,0
20:00 <simba> lol there staggering the release of all day breakfast sales in aus. next month, gold coast!!
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> 6,9,6,9??
21:00 <Doodle> no its unhygienic
22:00 <TheRiddler> ok
28:00 <Dugnuts> sure is
32:00 <Serenity> sook
33:00 <TheRon> whiskey in the jarro
35:00 <TheRon> i paid my bowls membership today, i'm going around again
39:00 <TheRon> when are you slackers gonna take up lawn bowls??
39:00 <simba> when it comes out on PC
43:00 <Loof> i just got lego jurassic world off steam
43:00 <Loof> BEST GAME EVER
44:00 <Loof> hope the movie is good too
44:00 <TheRon> it's no leisure suit larry
44:00 <simba> kool
45:00 <smashmouse> wooo i want legooo jurassic world
47:00 <simba> sure lego is good but you cant get a lego monado
47:00 <TheRon> a lego chad wingard?
47:00 <Loof> i couldn't find any lego cross nintendo stuff
48:00 <Loof> only lego mixed with american stuff
48:00 <TheRon> i like the lego sauces
48:00 <smashmouse> lol lego cross nintendo
48:00 <smashmouse> lego marios
48:00 <TheRon> the pizza sauce is excellent
51:00 <Doodle> me irl
51:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10404378_10153158095106461_7036335158413247775_n.jpg?oh=2f99eec1db326c5bd5217ea0ae2f9d5d&oe=561991C4
51:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upb1XMwKTSI
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ali cuts the watermelon Views: 1,471,011 Uploader: Kirstin C. Uploaded: Jun 28, 2015 Duration: 0m59s Rating: 2.94
51:00 <nate> irc peeps;p
51:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
58:00 <Sunbeam> mornin' folks :)
01:00 <doctor> Hi Sunbeam 
01:00 <Sunbeam> hi doctor :)
02:00 <stebie> morning? you're doing it wrong
02:00 <stebie> :p
02:00 <Sunbeam> morning stebie :)
02:00 <stebie> what's up, doc?
02:00 <Sunbeam> who's doing what wrong?
02:00 <doctor> hey stebsteb
05:00 <stebie> Sunbeam, it's evening here, that's all
05:00 <stebie> ^_-
05:00 <stebie> doc, what's news?
05:00 <Sunbeam> yes i know stebie ....it's morning here
06:00 <TheRon> mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid, in fact it's cold as hell
06:00 <doctor> Not all that much, trying to get into uni but need a prep course
06:00 <doctor> yourself?
12:00 <TheRon> tom jones - the green green grass of home
14:00 <stebie> doc, about the same here, bugger all new really
20:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
20:00 <TheRon> you can't hurry love, no you'll just have to wait
20:00 <partay> no phil ok 
22:00 <TheRon> i turn to stone, when you are gone, i turn to stone
24:00 <partay> elo ok
27:00 <TheRon> the eagles?
32:00 <TheRon> what a fool believes
34:00 <TheRon> so many on irc blazin'
37:00 <partay> doobie bro ok
38:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline?
40:00 <TheRon> david bowie - golden years
52:00 <TheRon> hello
02:00 <TheRon> baby i'm a want you
02:00 <TheRon> baby i'm a need you
09:00 <TheRon> smokie - living next door to alice
23:00 <faux> Serenity 
23:00 <Serenity> hi
23:00 <faux> Have yiu seen pll
24:00 <Serenity> oh fuck
24:00 <Serenity> no
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <Clarkson> someone boot this cunt out
24:00 <Serenity> forgot
24:00 <faux> Lmaoo
24:00 <faux> Clarkson rocks
24:00 <Clarkson> suq's dad wakes him up by rubbing his smelly old cock under his nose every morning
24:00 <faux> I'm about to watch now
24:00 <faux> Do you wanna watch 
24:00 <faux> W me
24:00 <faux> Or r u biz
24:00 <Serenity> i have to get it
24:00 <faux> Stream
24:00 <Serenity> what number are we at
24:00 <faux> 5
25:00 <faux> How long does it take to dl
25:00 <Serenity> ill tell ya in a sec
25:00 <faux> K
26:00 <Serenity> about 10 mins
27:00 <faux> 2 longgggg
27:00 <Serenity> haha u start
27:00 <faux> I'm about 2 eat n watch 
27:00 <faux> Lol
27:00 <Serenity> ill start it when its done
27:00 <faux> Okies
27:00 <faux> Woot
28:00 <Cadava> do i smell cock!
28:00 <Serenity> umm no
29:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing Cadava would know what cock smells like
29:00 <Serenity> what DOES cock smell like
29:00 <Clarkson> Bullet Tooth Tony: I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends. 
29:00 <faux> Lmaooooo
29:00 <faux> Already cringing 
30:00 <faux> And I'm like a minute in
30:00 <Serenity> chubber?
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <faux> No
30:00 <faux> You'll see
30:00 <Cadava> my hand smells like cock
30:00 <faux> LMFAO
31:00 <Serenity> ok like few mins to go
32:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to chat
32:00 <TheRon> i'm hot but i don't wanna chat to a bloke
33:00 <Cadava> why not
33:00 <TheRon> kind of faggy
34:00 <Cadava> oh...very rude
35:00 <Serenity> wtf is this bitch doing faux
35:00 <faux> Looooollllll
35:00 <Serenity> staaahhp
35:00 <faux> Ok sia
35:00 <Serenity> hahahah
35:00 <Cadava> anyone willing to talk to a fag
35:00 <GreatGooglyMoogly> fuckin hell zaim still bloody here...
35:00 <Clarkson> all gay man
36:00 <zaim> soz
36:00 <GreatGooglyMoogly> WHAT YEAR IS IT
36:00 <zaim> ill leave when u do
36:00 <TheRon> BRYAN ADAMS - HEAVEN
36:00 <GreatGooglyMoogly> no you wont. i havent been here for a few years
36:00 <GreatGooglyMoogly> yet you remain.
36:00 <Serenity> GET OFF THE WEED SPENCE
37:00 <TheRon> seriously she's worried about you man
38:00 <Cadava> i guess not
38:00 <faux> Lol we can't spoil cos amsy hasn't seen it ywt
38:00 <Serenity> damn it amsy
38:00 <Serenity> can i kick her out
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone see about that lady that was found in America who lost her memory?
38:00 <faux> LOL no
38:00 <TheRon> damn that girl to hell
38:00 <Clarkson> what was that fucking movie he makes where he is on the run all the time
38:00 <faux> But u can pm e
38:00 <faux> Me
38:00 <faux> 2 discuss
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and is probably from australia?
38:00 <faux> Where are you ar
39:00 <faux> What minute
39:00 <Cadava> hey b1
39:00 <Serenity> 6:10
39:00 <faux> Ok I'm pausing
39:00 <amsy> lol how rude
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hey poof
39:00 <Serenity> lool herro amsy
39:00 <TheRon> imagine all this about shows like blue healers
39:00 <Cadava> that way is it b1
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
40:00 <amsy> hei
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even recognise your nick
40:00 <Bastardly_One> was just a greeting
40:00 <TheRon> they're worried about spoiling things for you
40:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, hi homo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
41:00 <amsy> blue heelers is yourfav show TheRon?
41:00 <TheRon> it was
41:00 <amsy> lmao
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck are you doing back on irc?
41:00 <TheRiddler> neo is the 1
42:00 <TheRiddler> bruce willis is dead
42:00 <Cadava> i always come back
42:00 <TheRon> i remember watching ER before the footy se on
42:00 <TheRon> came on
44:00 <Cadava> he wanted to buy me a ring b1....hahahaha
45:00 <TheRiddler> is that digirati?
45:00 <TheRiddler> can we ban him if so
45:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour bitches
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
45:00 <Cadava> i  couldnt get rid of him B1...i even told him that i was preggers
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
45:00 <TheRiddler> not much
45:00 <TheRiddler> you?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
46:00 <TheRon> don't you know girl...you'll be a women soon
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> not much
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! I used to sing that song to my younger sister ron
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <TheRon> i love pulp fiction
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
48:00 <Cadava> i know Jullz
48:00 <TheRon> royale with cheese
49:00 <Cadava> smegma
49:00 <TheRon> django is awesome
50:00 <Cadava> you there  b1
52:00 <Cadava> why isn't it working?
53:00 <TheRon> songbird, you got tales to tell, how times can you describe you're living hell
53:00 <smashmouse> weird ass cunny
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no
55:00 <Cadava> are you singing TheRon?
56:00 <Cadava> that is so sweet
57:00 <TheRon> lover lou don't treat me no good no more
57:00 <Cadava> you tease
58:00 <TheRon> wanna see my ttis
59:00 <Cadava> i would like that very much
00:00 <Cadava> tits out for the boys
01:00 <TheRon> yeah lumeah
01:00 <Cadava> you devil you
03:00 <Loof> theron convo killer
03:00 <Loof> yawn
03:00 <simba> cabs breaks smelled like marshmellows
03:00 <Cadava> think i might go and edge....i realy need a gf...or a bf.....just some flesh
03:00 <amelia> no one
03:00 <amelia> gives
03:00 <amelia> a
03:00 <amelia> fuck
04:00 <Cadava> brb
04:00 <TheRon> damn
04:00 <simba> hi meals
04:00 <amelia> hay pal
05:00 <simba> i feel like im 2 hard 2 die man
05:00 <Loof> lego time
05:00 <simba> what a fag
05:00 <TheRon> how old are you like 4
05:00 <simba> i no how isnt he venturing the bionis
05:00 <simba> wouldnt you think he wants to save the world ?
06:00 <TheRon> no idea
06:00 <TheRon> matthew lobbe
06:00 <simba> lob and rider
07:00 <Cadava> so what is everyone doing today
08:00 <amelia> blowing you up
08:00 <invizzi> day off
08:00 <TheRon> Cadava: did you like watching kokkinakis at wimbeldon?
08:00 <Cadava> amelia that isn't very nice
08:00 <Cadava> jihadi jim
09:00 <amelia> then jus blow yourself up
09:00 <Cadava> mmm
09:00 <smashmouse> jihadi jeep!
10:00 <Cadava> lol
10:00 <TheRon> the jihadi van, drive in and get blown away
10:00 <smashmouse> ye i jihadi shit all the time on bf4
10:00 <smashmouse> c4 up my jeep my tanks, anythin
11:00 <Cadava> you call it watching TheRon....i call it stalking from afar
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hey guys
13:00 <Cadava> hey
13:00 <Lumeah> Hi
14:00 <Lumeah> Balls retracted. 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon
16:00 <Cadava> sperm rush
16:00 <TheRon> it's coming on christamas, they're cutting down trees
16:00 <Cadava> bullshit
17:00 <TheRon> i wish i had a river i could skate away on
17:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck drugs are you on
18:00 <TheRon> berrt
18:00 <ShadowLurker> moke takes cocks up the shitter
18:00 <Cadava> you don't wish for very much 
20:00 <invizzi> K
20:00 <Cadava> ameila do you think he likes me?
22:00 <TheRiddler> I think Cadava is a bot
22:00 <ShadowLurker> seems like it
22:00 <Cadava> right..
23:00 <simba> is moke in here?
23:00 <simba> i havent seen him 4 ages
23:00 <invizzi> who is pieter? 
25:00 <stebie> Pieter is awesome
25:00 <Cadava> i am not a bot ask b1
26:00 <Cadava> me and TheRon go way back
27:00 <stebie> lies
27:00 <Cadava> nope
28:00 <stebie> yes
28:00 <stebie> hey `mint o/
28:00 <stebie> get back to the real world
28:00 <`mint> Hey =)
28:00 <Cadava> where is the real world
28:00 <stebie> escape while you can
28:00 <Cadava> lol
28:00 <`mint> The real world sucks. I could do with escaping reality
29:00 <simba> take shrooms
29:00 <Cadava> DMT
29:00 <smashmouse> revolver
30:00 <`mint> I have no substances at hand but alcohol, and given I drank a bottle of wine last night, and woke up with a headache, I might pass for tonight
30:00 <stebie> `mint, you escaped via that bottle of wine :P
30:00 <simba> play russian roulette thatll make u think twice 
30:00 <`mint> See.
30:00 <stebie> yeah, that one!
30:00 <simba> u come out of that alive and u will be a new man
30:00 <stebie> i saw
30:00 <stebie> haha
30:00 <`mint> You saw the evidence lol
30:00 <Serenity> just needed to check Cadava no hard feelings
30:00 <Cadava> no prob Serenity
30:00 <stebie> yes i did, but i would've done the same, so no judgment from me
31:00 <ShadowLurker> not like that Clarkson idiot
31:00 <Clarkson> suck a dick carlton
31:00 <Serenity> Clarkson you cunt
31:00 <Clarkson> it has bacterias n all sorts of shit
31:00 <Serenity> ohh
32:00 <`mint> I have a horrible habit of self destruction down a bottle when I'm depressed
32:00 <invizzi> i used to be like that
32:00 <stebie> i'm sure plenty here can relate
32:00 <`mint> A work dinner with free booze was an offer too good to refuse lol
32:00 <stebie> `mint, depressed or not, would you refuse it?
32:00 <stebie> really? :P
33:00 <`mint> Normally I go way further though, and it gets ugly. It's rare, but has happened enouh that I know I'm capable
33:00 <smashmouse>  <%simba> play russian roulette thatll make u think twice  <- aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha love it
33:00 <`mint> Other times I'm happy plastered ;)
33:00 <invizzi> im too old to get drunk now :(
33:00 <stebie> invizzi, you're never too old
33:00 <`mint> Yeah
33:00 <`mint> Age is no barrier
34:00 <invizzi> i can't binge anymore. i can drink 1.5 bottles a night with no hangover. 
34:00 <Cadava> booz is the devils blood
34:00 <smashmouse> age is no barrier, said picard
34:00 <`mint> I don't drink wine that often, so the hangover is usually a headache
34:00 <`mint> Preservatives ftl
35:00 <Cadava> it is the sweat of all the demons in heĺl
35:00 <`mint> Although, my body is so used to the preservatives in cider, it doesn't give me a headache
35:00 <smashmouse> what's wrong with preservatives, it's how i keep my girlfriends in mint condition!
35:00 <`mint> smashmouse, that is my new excuse for drinking wine
36:00 <`mint> I need the preservatives to stay hot haha
36:00 <smashmouse> lols
36:00 <Cadava> meth is good
36:00 <stebie> no
36:00 <`mint> Nah, that ruins your complexion
36:00 <Cadava> maybe not
37:00 <stebie> maybe, meth in moderation?
37:00 <`mint> Everything in moderation
38:00 <smashmouse> cept jerkin off
38:00 <smashmouse> gotta do that as much as u can!
38:00 <Cadava> i go for hours
38:00 <invizzi> do you use a sock?
39:00 <smashmouse> i figure if im thinkin about it when im not doin it, im still doin it, just on a mental level
39:00 <Cadava> the curtain
39:00 <smashmouse> ;D
39:00 <`mint> So messy for men
39:00 <`mint> I don't envy thaf
39:00 <`mint> Suckers
39:00 <simba> <smashmouse>  <%simba> play russian roulette thatll make u think twice  <- aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha love it - thanks
41:00 <Cadava> absolute filth
41:00 <smashmouse> LOL
42:00 <smashmouse> comment of the day
42:00 <simba> thanks really
46:00 <stebie> it's only as messy as you make it
46:00 <Cadava> would anyone like to make an old man happy and type things into pm
46:00 <Cadava> dirty things
47:00 <stebie> umm
47:00 <stebie> no
47:00 <invizzi> are there any famous people who chat here?
48:00 <simba> im famous
48:00 <Cadava> yes
48:00 <invizzi> cool
49:00 <Cadava> me too
50:00 <Cadava> i am very hot
52:00 <invizzi> my feet are hot
52:00 <Cadava> tell me more
53:00 <invizzi> i am wearing special socks
53:00 <BenCox> Cadava: check your PM
53:00 <Cadava> creep
06:00 <stebie> be quiet... gosh.
07:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11028003_10153443606058841_166772201903295244_n.jpg?oh=354a534f1be4801d01498db8b20238bd&oe=56331729
07:00 <`mint> I'm watching BBQ on Masterchef
07:00 <stebie> typical Doodle
07:00 <`mint> Nobody is making burnt ends. I want burnt ends. This makes me sad.
08:00 <stebie> but you cannot eat their cooking
08:00 <stebie> yay, another person hit by a train and services suspended
08:00 <stebie> thanks, Metro!
08:00 <`mint> I know... I'd like to eat it with my eyes though
08:00 <`mint> Plus, the guy from KC would be impressed ;)
09:00 <stebie> from where? i'm not watching
09:00 <`mint> Kansas City
09:00 <`mint> World famous for BBQ
09:00 <stebie> oh, so american.
09:00 <`mint> I need to get over there to watch my Royas
09:00 <`mint> Royals*
10:00 <`mint> And eat a ridiculous abount of BBQ foods
11:00 <Doodle> you know they have bbqs in australia right
11:00 <Doodle> and we're kinda famous for it
11:00 <stebie> i should go there some time
11:00 <stebie> but cbf
12:00 <invizzi> there is one in caulfield
12:00 <Doodle> i have a brand new bbq in my spare room
13:00 <Doodle> i put it together 2 xmases ago
13:00 <Doodle> and never used it
13:00 <stebie> lol
13:00 <stebie> i have one from earlier this year still boxed in my shed
13:00 <Doodle> stebie come over and we'll spit roast sezz
13:00 <stebie> it's probably stuffed knowing my luck
13:00 <stebie> noooooooooo
13:00 <stebie> Clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> yeah u will be one, in 20 years time there might be a sexy eurasian of urs
13:00 <Doodle> rotisserie stylez
13:00 <stebie> you and ShadowLurker can
13:00 <stebie> i'll sit back with teh popcorn
14:00 <Serenity> jeepers
14:00 <Doodle> cockporn
14:00 <stebie> HI SEZZ
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> hey
14:00 <Doodle> sezz
14:00 <stebie> lol
14:00 <Serenity> hiii stebie
15:00 <Doodle> ooooooo
15:00 <Doodle> SICK BURN SARAH
15:00 <`mint> Doodle, we 'grill', in their vernacular. BBQing for them is super slow cooking in smokers
15:00 <Doodle> so slow cooking in smokers
15:00 <Doodle> not bbq
15:00 <`mint> That's what BBQ is to them
15:00 <Doodle> what would they know
16:00 <`mint> Calling what we call BBQing 'grill' is probably more apt
16:00 <`mint> We do use hot plates/grill plates
16:00 <Doodle> i just call it incinerating
16:00 <Doodle> i incinerated a steal earlier, it was delicious
16:00 <Doodle> *steak
17:00 <Serenity> mm.steak
17:00 <`mint> That doesn't sound appealing
17:00 <Serenity> i had a snot block
17:00 <Dugnuts> charming
17:00 <`mint> Sounds like what my mother does when she destroys a good piece of meat
17:00 <faux> a steal
18:00 <Doodle> it wasnt destroyed
18:00 <faux> A snot what 
18:00 <faux> Did you freeze a years worth of snot and consume it for dinner
18:00 <Loof> burnt is best
18:00 <`mint> I shouldhope not
18:00 <Loof> mmm
18:00 <`mint> It just sounded like a nice word for what my mother does
19:00 <amsy> i want a snot block :(
19:00 <Doodle> me too
19:00 <faux> I like my steak well done and then some
19:00 <Doodle> snot blocks for me and amsy pronto
19:00 <Dugnuts> ewww\
19:00 <amsy> ew
19:00 <amsy> bb
19:00 <Dugnuts> may as well eat a leather boot
19:00 <amsy> :'(
19:00 <faux> No pink bits pls
19:00 <Loof> yeah i don't like bloody meat
19:00 <`mint> Medium rare
19:00 <amsy> omg
19:00 <`mint> Mmm
19:00 <Doodle> meadium well for me
19:00 <Doodle> M<EASIDUEmme
19:00 <Doodle> .
19:00 <Loof> burnt for me
19:00 <Doodle> medium
19:00 <Loof> just give me ash
20:00 <faux> I have another word for what your mother does 
20:00 <faux> Woah lag
20:00 <Serenity> med rare for me too
20:00 <Doodle> oooooooooooooooooo
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Serenity> om nom
20:00 <Dugnuts> gotta be medium rare
20:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
20:00 <faux> meadium steal
20:00 <amsy> medium rare should just be standarf
20:00 <amsy> standard
20:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
20:00 <`mint> I think I started a war
20:00 <stebie> yeah, rare to med rare for me.. usually med rare
20:00 <faux> WHAT IS A SNOT BLOCK
20:00 <Serenity> there are some restaurants here that refuse to cook ovet medium
20:00 <Doodle> yeah ok i wish i hadnt mentioned steak now cos every conversation after it is how every fucking individual within earshot likes their steak
20:00 <amsy> and people shouldnt be allowed to choose to cook it any more than that
20:00 <stebie> i need a decent steak, haven't had one in a bit
21:00 <Serenity> a vanilla slice faux
21:00 <Doodle> i'm jls sezz
21:00 <`mint> It's such a touchy subject
21:00 <Doodle> so i'm going to make you jls
21:00 <Doodle> i was just up to my elbows in awesome bud
21:00 <faux> Calm down doodle lol
21:00 <Serenity> oh my
21:00 <Doodle> its in my raccoon wounds
21:00 <Dugnuts> elbows?
21:00 <`mint> And those who eat med/rare etc are almost offended by well done steak
21:00 <Doodle> yes
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot
21:00 <Doodle> it was
21:00 <Serenity> bring me some and we'll bone then eat snot blocks
21:00 <Doodle> i rolled around in it
22:00 <Doodle> ok not really
22:00 <Doodle> ok
22:00 <Loof> fuck off amsy and your bullshit nazi dictating how people should eat their meat
22:00 <Doodle> deal
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <faux> FUKN TALKIN BOUT STEAK U DAM KUNTZ
22:00 <amsy> lmao
22:00 <Doodle> no
22:00 <faux> lmaoo9
22:00 <faux> Wowweeee
22:00 <Serenity> roflll
22:00 <`mint> Whoops
22:00 <amsy> O_O
22:00 <invizzi> low quality steak should be well done
22:00 <Loof> if i want it well done i want it well done
22:00 <Serenity> like i said some places here refuse to.cook over medium
22:00 <Loof> fuck all yall
22:00 <Doodle> god
22:00 <faux> fuck u cunt
22:00 <`mint> Low quality steak should be braised
23:00 <amsy> hahahaha
23:00 <faux> I like it well done 2
23:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
23:00 <Doodle> are we really doing this
23:00 <Serenity> loofs the only person ive ever seen abuse amsy
23:00 <Serenity> its hilarious
23:00 <Doodle> i've abused amsy but only in private
23:00 <Loof> i wasn't
23:00 <Doodle> ;)
23:00 <Loof> was i
23:00 <`mint> Because of steak..?
23:00 <amsy> he has this weird love hate thing
23:00 <faux> Mmm me lamb chops burnt 2 a crisp is delish
23:00 <Loof> oh sorry
23:00 <Serenity> youve done it a couple times lol
23:00 <Serenity> its funny
23:00 <Doodle> yum faux
24:00 <Doodle> bernt shep
24:00 <Loof> amsy can take it she knows i love her
24:00 <Serenity> i had a lamb rack last week
24:00 <Serenity> so pink n juicy
24:00 <Doodle> [20:24] <Loof> amsy can take it 
24:00 <Doodle> um ah
24:00 <Serenity> she sure can
24:00 <amsy> i can loof
24:00 <Loof> :)
24:00 <Doodle> i need to make my bed
24:00 <Doodle> someone do it for me
24:00 <`mint> For my next controversial statement... I don't like lamb.
25:00 <Serenity> ill do it
25:00 <Loof> get the fuck out and die
25:00 <Loof> jks
25:00 <Doodle> i dont like it much either
25:00 <Serenity> then ill make yout bed
25:00 <Doodle> loool sezz
25:00 <amsy> also faux abuse me daily
25:00 <amsy> abuses*
25:00 <Serenity> hhehehehdhdhd
25:00 <`mint> I don't like the flavour, or the flavour of the juices
25:00 <Doodle> heh
25:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
25:00 <faux> No i don't u fucking cuntface
25:00 <Doodle> hehehhehehehehehehe
25:00 <Clarkson> it's fucking weird
25:00 <amsy> lol
25:00 <faux> sD
25:00 <amsy> u
25:00 <Doodle> d flava of d juices
25:00 <Serenity> faux is a moll tho
25:00 <`mint> Yes, I know what i said
25:00 <faux> U SS
26:00 <amsy> lol
26:00 <Doodle> lol 
26:00 <Doodle> weird
26:00 <Serenity> k
26:00 <faux> Was that panda
26:00 <`mint> Me?
26:00 <Doodle> its a panda
26:00 <faux> No jesus
26:00 <faux> What if god was one of us
26:00 <faux> Just on irc like one of us
26:00 <amsy> WAAAAAA its such nice weather and im inside :'(
26:00 <Bastardly_One> mint is a female
26:00 <Doodle> get out amsy
26:00 <faux> Shut up u geriatric fuk
27:00 <Clarkson> oh fkn candice had this bitch stayin over
27:00 <amsy> i cant 
27:00 <`mint> And regularly referred to as Panda
27:00 <Doodle> y not
27:00 <Serenity> he is. hes alanis morisette
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no
27:00 <`mint> Did people think I was a dude?
27:00 <amsy> lol sezz
27:00 <amsy> booop
27:00 <Serenity> hahah so glad someone got it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they thought you were a resident lunatic 
28:00 <amsy> i was so in love with alanis when that movie came out
28:00 <`mint> They were correct
28:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck have you been anyway?
28:00 <`mint> Busy with work and resting haha
28:00 <faux> haha
28:00 <faux> A ha dhaheh
28:00 <amsy> Ha Ha 
28:00 <amsy> -- Skirmish
29:00 <faux> I love Family Guy. Peter and Louise. 
29:00 <faux> -- Skirmish 
29:00 <`mint> Looking for a distraction
29:00 <amsy> lmao
30:00 <amsy> Louise.
30:00 <faux> Lmao
30:00 <amsy> so good
30:00 <`mint> Lol
30:00 <faux> Buying these new baggy jeans, guys. Help me out. Www.jeanswest.com.au
30:00 <Serenity> omg skirmish kills me when he types Ha Ha Ha Ha
31:00 <Maurice> My calves are 40,000 inches
31:00 <faux> Rofl
31:00 <faux> I remember thay
31:00 <Doodle> sounds like the count from sesame st
31:00 <faux> And then we asked for a pic
31:00 <Doodle> ONE pair of jeans.. ha ha ha
31:00 <faux> And he make 59 excuses
31:00 <Maurice> It looks like a gay script
31:00 <amsy> lmao
31:00 <Maurice> I may support gay marriage, but I don't support gay scripts
32:00 <faux> Lol gay marriage 
32:00 <Doodle> you only support gay marriage so your kids can get married someday Maurice
32:00 <Clarkson> you are a walking cum depository simba
32:00 <faux> My uncle gave my friend shit today 
32:00 <Maurice> Hopefully not to each other
32:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed
32:00 <Doodle> it is wa
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah, wa not tas
32:00 <faux> He said to me don't worry I can take on all comers just like Stacey is used to but in a different way
33:00 <faux> :'(
33:00 <Maurice> I almost commented on that
33:00 <Maurice> Coz earlier on they were crapping on about morals
33:00 <Doodle> yeah
33:00 <Doodle> i saw that
33:00 <Maurice> Saying that shit isn't moral
33:00 <faux> I know
33:00 <Doodle> and i didnt say anything, amazing
33:00 <Maurice> YOU BIG, FAT, CURLY HEADED FUCK
33:00 <Doodle> are you proud of me
33:00 <Maurice> Job well done
33:00 <faux> anton is such a shit stirrer
33:00 <Doodle> hngg
33:00 <Clarkson> so why would you be writing fucking essays in comp sc. 
33:00 <faux> He loves drama
33:00 <Maurice> You tell us, Clarkson
33:00 <faux> Just comments 4 the fuck of it
33:00 <Doodle> like shakespeare?
33:00 <Clarkson> someone I have no interest in ever fucking knowing 
34:00 <Serenity> i dislike anton
34:00 <Serenity> so much
34:00 <Maurice> Clarkson doesn't like shakespeare
34:00 <faux> Doodle you're becoming daddier every day 
34:00 <Clarkson> she was married and walked out on her husband to fuck her ex bf
34:00 <Serenity> mark makes me lol
34:00 <Doodle> does it turn you on
34:00 <faux> No
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Doodle> GOOD
34:00 <faux> Mark rules
34:00 <Maurice> But then he's more like his own dad, faux
34:00 <Maurice> Thought you'd climb right on
34:00 <Serenity> yeah hes awes
34:00 <Serenity> mark. not doodles senile dad
34:00 <faux> I met mark when I was like a fetus
35:00 <Doodle> like a feeeeeeeeeeeetusss
35:00 <Serenity> mark sent me a video on msn lile 15 years ago of some.chick giving him a gobby in a car.
35:00 <Doodle> who is mark
35:00 <faux> I jerk ed him off but refused 2 finish him off so he took tissues when he left 
35:00 <Serenity> i dont even know why he did it
36:00 <Serenity> do you remember archnemasis rob
36:00 <Doodle> nah
36:00 <Doodle> i dont even remember monday
36:00 <Serenity> archnemesis
36:00 <Serenity> ah
36:00 <faux> My mum came home while he was over and he hid behind the study door.  I'm like YOUR NOT PAPER THIN SHE CAN SEE U
36:00 <Serenity> well he was him
36:00 <Serenity> loll
36:00 <faux> So he ran outside 
36:00 <Serenity> sif u didnt finish him off
37:00 <Serenity> harsh lol
37:00 <Maurice> I bet you gargled you liar
37:00 <thestig> quick snart
37:00 <faux> And when she left I went outside and called his name and he finally answered 10 mins later I'm like why the fuck didn't u answer
37:00 <faux> He's like I thought it was your mum..
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <faux> How the fuck would she know ur name u dumb sjit
37:00 <faux> Lmao
37:00 <faux> ah 2 be young again 
37:00 <simba> <Clarkson> you are a walking cum depository simba - cum inside me thats my motto
37:00 <faux> Wow that was 12 years ago
37:00 <Clarkson> kitty you a fat bitch
38:00 <Serenity> aaahaha
38:00 <faux> Damn straight clarkson 
38:00 <Clarkson> needs and ass transplant??
38:00 <faux> No she has a big enough ass clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> she has bigger boobs than me!
38:00 <Serenity> 12 years ago
38:00 <Serenity> how fuckinh old.were you
38:00 <Serenity> 13?
38:00 <Maurice> Shes got a bigger vagina too
38:00 <Clarkson> you should say you have a phobia and they might give you a personal shitter
38:00 <faux> 15
38:00 <faux> I'm 27 in 2 weeks u turd
38:00 <Serenity> what when did u turn 27
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha fuck
38:00 <thestig> you could of done the spider man
39:00 <Maurice> Naww faux is officially old
39:00 <thestig> cums in your hand then flick it in his face
39:00 <faux> AM.NOT
39:00 <Serenity> im losing time
39:00 <faux> groas
39:00 <Serenity> that means im 29 this year
39:00 <Serenity> ugh
39:00 <thestig> lolllllll
39:00 <faux> U old snart
39:00 <thestig> lol
39:00 <Doodle> you will all be dead soon
39:00 <Serenity> wtf is this snart shit
39:00 <faux> The stigma how old are you 
39:00 <Serenity> not before i bone u rob
39:00 <thestig> dont get snart with me
39:00 <Doodle> tho it's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer
39:00 <amsy> snart
40:00 <faux> Yes
40:00 <faux> Snart
40:00 <amsy> means soon in norwegian
40:00 <thestig> doodle i watched top gear
40:00 <faux> rofl
40:00 <Serenity> WHAT IS SNART U FUCKING CUNTS
40:00 <Doodle> did you cum
40:00 <faux> Leonard Soon
40:00 <faux> We told u yesterday you fuckface
40:00 <faux> It's a dude in the flash
40:00 <Serenity> you did not
40:00 <faux> Yes we did
40:00 <thestig> nah it was good though
40:00 <faux> And u said so something gay
40:00 <Clarkson> only stupid cunt I can see right now is you
40:00 <faux> U cum lord
40:00 <Doodle> it was
40:00 <Clarkson> did he really get caught with his tongue in a 7 yo pussy
40:00 <faux> Fuck u clarkson
40:00 <Doodle> wtf
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Clarkson> all day i dream about sex
40:00 <Serenity> i didnt even ask u cunt
40:00 <thestig> lol at no audience
41:00 <faux> Do u have dementia
41:00 <Doodle> and the elephant lol
41:00 <Doodle> yes
41:00 <thestig> lol
41:00 <Serenity> do you?
41:00 <Doodle> i said yes
41:00 <Doodle> didnt i
41:00 <Doodle> ?
41:00 <Serenity> it was Maurice
41:00 <Serenity> so lick me
41:00 <thestig> sezz do you snart?
41:00 <Doodle> ok
41:00 <Serenity> weee
41:00 <Maurice> (18:39:56) (Doodle): tho it's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <thestig> lollll
41:00 <Doodle> it is fucking
42:00 <Doodle> dont doubt me
42:00 <Maurice> Also, it was not me who asked about snart
42:00 <Maurice> But it wasn't Serenity either
42:00 <Maurice> Was a dude from memory
43:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
43:00 <fawks> ok it was skirmish
43:00 <fawks> LOL
43:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I've slept since last night so what do I know
43:00 <fawks> [20:28] <Skirmish> what the fuck is snart. 
43:00 <fawks> [20:29] <thestig> omg 
43:00 <fawks> [20:29] <@Serenity> sneeze farrt?
43:00 <fawks> [20:29] <+Doodle> dont get them snarted 
43:00 <fawks> [20:29] <@Serenity> -r
43:00 <fawks> [20:29] <faux> Lmaoo
43:00 <Serenity> SEE
43:00 <Serenity> fuck
43:00 <Doodle> ehehehehehe
43:00 <Doodle> lol@me
43:00 <Doodle> i'm so funny
43:00 <faux> Dammit
43:00 <Serenity> now say sorry bitch
43:00 <Clarkson> that fat retard
43:00 <faux> Only if u unban me
43:00 <Maurice> Don't be rude Clarkson
43:00 <Clarkson> and u still couldnt find dick
43:00 <faux> Lool
44:00 <Serenity> fuck off clarkson you ratchet cunt
44:00 <Maurice> He got me there
44:00 <Clarkson> what a lieing bitch sez i love u
44:00 <faux> Lmaoo
44:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
44:00 <Doodle> in japan the call him Crarkson
44:00 <Serenity> fuck
44:00 <faux> That rocks
44:00 <Serenity> ur not banned
44:00 <faux> Please change ur nick to Dadle
44:00 <Serenity> it was5 just a kick
44:00 <Doodle> no!
44:00 <fawks> [20:29] <@Maurice> Burp snart
44:00 <fawks> [20:29] <faux> Snart is from the flash
44:00 <fawks> [20:29] <@Serenity> something incredibly gay
44:00 <Clarkson> your fucking my runs
44:00 <faux> Seee
44:00 <TheRiddler> jus a nik
44:00 <faux> U saw ir
44:00 <Maurice> Lol like on mod fam when the gay couple adopt the asian daughter and Phil goes 'lily.. lily.. thats going to be hard for her to say'
44:00 <faux> Cunt
44:00 <amsy> burp soon
44:00 <Maurice> Burp snart is off grown ups btw
45:00 <Serenity> BUT I DIDN'T ASK
45:00 <Serenity> SO SH
45:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
45:00 <Doodle> just SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TITS OUT
45:00 <Doodle> JESUS
45:00 <Doodle> CHRIST
45:00 <Serenity> bobbet
45:00 <faux> Shut up dad
45:00 <Doodle> .
45:00 <Serenity> when we bone one day
45:00 <Serenity> can i call u bobby
45:00 <Doodle> no
45:00 <Serenity> aw
45:00 <Doodle> you will call me sir
45:00 <Serenity> fien
46:00 <Doodle> sir cumference
46:00 <simba> call him POINDEXTER
46:00 <Serenity> looool
46:00 <TheRiddler> sir bobbet 
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Serenity> simba killed it
46:00 <amsy> call him rooster so he gets suspicious about his roommate
46:00 <TheRiddler> the hobbit
46:00 <Doodle> lol amsy, bonerkill
46:00 <Maurice> Oh that reminds me
46:00 <Maurice> I have a pic for you Doodle
46:00 <Maurice> One momento
46:00 <Doodle> oer
46:00 <amsy> hahahaha
46:00 <Doodle> i hope its what i think it is
47:00 <amsy> D:
47:00 <faux> Llpoinndexter
47:00 <Maurice> I'm getting there
47:00 <faux> Nerdfest 2015
48:00 <Maurice> My phone is being a poofy 'omo
48:00 <Doodle> i'm not a nerd
48:00 <Doodle> i just look like one
48:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1907493_10153480619510844_405903917811020938_n.jpg?oh=6c97b0738701e456e51526060f7cacd4&oe=5620EBC2&__gda__=1445196875_1e878cc7cb30de570a2fac24b284f582
48:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
48:00 <Doodle> pussay in d fridge homes
48:00 <Maurice> I know it's not a freezer, but you can't have it all
49:00 <Doodle> rooster always tries to get in the fridge when i open it
49:00 <Doodle> so i let him one day
49:00 <Doodle> left him in there for a bit
49:00 <Serenity> i have a pic of Homer in the fridge
49:00 <Doodle> idiot animals
49:00 <Serenity> lol yup
49:00 <Maurice> Animal cruelty!
49:00 <faux> Gross
49:00 <Maurice> Mine tries getting in the chest freezer
49:00 <Doodle> its ok it was a 40 degree day
50:00 <Doodle> all those months ago
50:00 <Serenity> lily fed turbo this morning and hes spent all day trying to convince me he hasn't been fed
50:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11700905_10153480622045844_4734645540504422194_n.jpg?oh=44433d3daad3219072ea39ebf1ebc736&oe=56154263
50:00 <amsy> hehehe
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Doodle> poida
50:00 <amsy> cisco went through his cat door yesterday....
50:00 <Maurice> Haha I loved him
50:00 <Maurice> He was pure class
50:00 <Doodle> oh cat door
50:00 <amsy> the door was already open
50:00 <Doodle> lah di dah
50:00 <Maurice> Did you shove him through it
51:00 <Doodle> hahaha
51:00 <amsy> :')
51:00 <Serenity>  rofl
51:00 <amsy> he must have been on auto pilot
51:00 <amsy> went through and looked around like "what... why am i still outside?"
51:00 <Doodle> haha
52:00 <Serenity> looll
52:00 <Serenity> cats are idiots
52:00 <Serenity> love them
52:00 <amsy> hi cc !
52:00 <Doodle> @_@
52:00 <Doodle> its a very pretty colour this irc channel isnt it
52:00 <amsy> long time no c
52:00 <amsy> c
52:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
52:00 <couleurs> yan can cook
52:00 <Maurice> It's comforting to know your cats are as dumb as my dog
53:00 <couleurs> i bean busy...
53:00 <couleurs> n u?
53:00 <faux> Don't call cam that how rude
53:00 <amsy> same
54:00 <couleurs> whatchu bean doing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is chicken schnitel? ... that is all
00:00 <couleurs> agreed.
00:00 <amelia> chicken shnitzel is my fave
00:00 <amelia> fuck off and find your own food pls
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm way older so I claimed it first
01:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU!
01:00 <amelia> hurry up and die then
01:00 <amelia> gramps
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <amsy> i like kievs more
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd make way too many people happy
01:00 <amelia> no way hoe zay
01:00 <amelia> kiev too fanceh
02:00 <amelia> shnitz simple yet amazing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
07:00 <invizzi> alot of food talk tonight
08:00 <amsy> we have all synched our periods
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Serenity> maurice and i synced for a bit. that waz weird
10:00 <amsy> lol
11:00 <Serenity> [18:52] <+Doodle> its a very pretty colour this irc channel isnt it
11:00 <Serenity> looooool
11:00 <faux> synched
12:00 <amsy> shoosh
12:00 <faux> u
12:00 <faux> ilylallpd
12:00 <faux> :')
12:00 <amsy> lillypads 2 u 2 bb xx
12:00 <faux> <3
13:00 <Serenity> faggits
13:00 <Dugnuts> is faux drunk tonight?
13:00 <faux> what
13:00 <faux> No
13:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11209573_838502186228770_4957862948213965259_n.jpg?oh=14bf8de8c0ad263863ef7a4abdef52e7&oe=56200856
13:00 <Dugnuts> sure?
13:00 <Dugnuts> :P
13:00 <faux> Why would you think that 
13:00 <faux> ..
14:00 <faux> ok
14:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1463674_706468469366021_495844109_n.jpg?oh=553095cf5f686264414244121f375dca&oe=5628C41A
14:00 <Dugnuts> silliness from your direction
14:00 <Dugnuts> thats all
14:00 <amsy> oh ok
15:00 <simba> kith
16:00 <couleurs> link this 8=======D
16:00 <Loof> you know how we have leap years
16:00 <Loof> today we had a leap second
17:00 <Dugnuts> yup
17:00 <Loof> http://www.wired.com/2015/06/just-drop-leap-second-unnecessary/?mbid=social_fb
17:00 <Dugnuts> at 0000 UTC
17:00 <Dugnuts> so 1000 EST
17:00 <faux> And stay out
17:00 <faux> Can someone not be silly without being drunk 
17:00 <faux> Like women can't be angry without being on their rags
17:00 <faux> Or hate someone without being jealous
17:00 <Dugnuts> sure they can
18:00 <Dugnuts> just noticed the silliness and spelling mistakes from you is all
18:00 <Dugnuts> thought 'd ask
18:00 <Dugnuts> I'd
18:00 <faux> What spelling mistakes
18:00 <Dugnuts> those ones
18:00 <faux> ilylallpd?
18:00 <amsy> stop typing
19:00 <faux> rofl
19:00 <amsy> old people on irc
19:00 <faux> Bad
19:00 <faux> #geratrix
19:00 <faux> geriatrix*
20:00 <amsy> lol
20:00 <faux> Omg spelling mistake km so drunkz
20:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
20:00 <Loof> now old people aren't allowed on irc
20:00 <Dugnuts> wasnt that one of teh characters from the asterix books?
20:00 <Loof> ok
20:00 <faux> Woweee
20:00 <Loof> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/act-news/cannabis-kids-the-long-wait-for-change-20150522-gh3a3t.html
23:00 <amsy> :(
23:00 <Loof> good now leave
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> noooo
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> ppl in melb used to love pong....
24:00 <amelia> fuck
24:00 <amelia> you
24:00 <amelia> pong
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> where is scott hall
24:00 <Loof> pong u pong
25:00 <couleurs> hi [[[[[pong]]] i missed u did u missed me
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> yessssssssssssss
25:00 <couleurs> yessssssssssssssssss
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's actually "YASSSSSS"
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> b1 also likes pong
26:00 <smashmouse> i miss u [[[[[pong]]]
26:00 <smashmouse> love pandas
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> lots of ppl miss pong
27:00 <smashmouse> lol
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> where is netz
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> working for australia post
27:00 <smashmouse> dead
27:00 <smashmouse>  D E D ded!
28:00 <faux> Fucking HATE "yass"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he can be found on Facebook
28:00 <smashmouse> all teh numbers explodeds his brain
28:00 <Loof> http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/cage-of-thrones-every-character-on-game-of-thrones-as-nicolas-cage/
28:00 <faux> so so so so much 
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> pong is more interesed in finding scott hall and missing^sock
29:00 <amsy> yass is a place
30:00 <fawks> ur a place
30:00 <fawks> in me hart
30:00 <Loof> which one are you fawks? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200880842766220&set=a.1179922581101.2026812.1319266449&type=1&theater
30:00 <Loof> <L3
30:00 <Loof> <3
31:00 <xm> scott hall wont be back
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> y?
31:00 <BenCox> he died
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> liesssssssss
31:00 <BenCox> he's dead him
31:00 <BenCox> jim
31:00 <xm> [[[[[[ pong mixes r&b with hip hop ]]]]]
31:00 <Serenity> OLD PEOPLE GET OFF IRC
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking LOVE YASSSSSSS
32:00 <Serenity> soah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> *claps*
32:00 <Serenity> woah
32:00 <fawks> but thats cos u talk like a 15 year ols
32:00 <fawks> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mostly
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's uber fun 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should try it
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <amsy> no bb dont
33:00 <fawks> ps no
33:00 <fawks> pls*
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> kk
33:00 <Serenity> wot
35:00 <invizzi> i wish i was 15
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual hell!
39:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ peeps ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
41:00 <thestig> PINGGGGGG
55:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/ODVCy4ePBRs
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lego Jurassic World Review Views: 63,753 Uploader: AngryCentaurGaming Uploaded: Jun 12, 2015 Duration: 13m53s Rating: 4.87
56:00 <simba> actually looks like xenoblade 
56:00 <Loof> up for a session tonight?
56:00 <simba> yea lets sesh
56:00 <Loof> sweet
56:00 <simba> ;~)
57:00 <StrykerX> Bongs all around.
57:00 <Loof> it doesn't crash now
57:00 <Loof> opengl ftw
57:00 <Loof> doesn't look quite as pretty as directx but oh well
57:00 <Loof> more stable
58:00 <Loof> that was fucked having to save every cut scene
59:00 <Loof> lego jurassic world is even better than lego marvel superheroes
59:00 <Dugnuts> heh
59:00 <Loof> the graphics on pc are so irie
00:00 <Dugnuts> wha?
00:00 <Dugnuts> irie?
08:00 <Serenity> irie
08:00 <Serenity> ˈʌɪriː/
08:00 <Serenity> black English
08:00 <Serenity> adjective
08:00 <Serenity> 1.
08:00 <Serenity> nice, good, or pleasing (used as a general term of approval).
08:00 <Serenity> "the place is jumping with irie vibes"
10:00 <Dugnuts> ahh rasta
11:00 <Bastardly_One> any geeks willing to give me a serious answer to a technical question?
12:00 <Serenity> depends
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I can connect to certain sites on my mobile phone data but not on my wifi connection 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tried dns flushing
12:00 <StrykerX> Refresh your ip lease on the router
13:00 <Serenity> ^
14:00 <Maurice> http://www.b105.com.au/scoopla/life/blog/2015/7/guy-has-to-get-his-fake-baby-oil-biceps-drained-and-its-sickening/
14:00 <Maurice> Well thats vomtastic
15:00 <Serenity> not clicking
15:00 <Serenity> yuck
15:00 <Kodo> i was wondering if anyone was alive in here lol
16:00 <amsy> dont be a sissy sezz
16:00 <Maurice> It's like those pimple popping ones but worse
16:00 <Serenity> im eating im  not watching that
18:00 <Q{{> theres a youtube video of worlds biggest cyst popping
18:00 <Serenity> yuck
19:00 <Serenity> stop it
19:00 <Q{{> i think it was as big as a womans breast
21:00 <Serenity> thats pre big
24:00 <Doodle> ehehe
24:00 <Picard> blow me
25:00 <Dugnuts> charming
25:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3McjajsNE
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alexei Sayle - Dr Martens boots Views: 33,224 Uploader: MITOGEN Uploaded: May 15, 2011 Duration: 1m22s Rating: 4.89
26:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
26:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
26:00 <Dugnuts> loved the young ones
27:00 <Q{{> Seduction was never a casual sport for me; it was more like a heist, adrenalising and urgent. I would plan the heist for months, scouting out the target, looking for unguarded entries. Then I would break into his deepest vault, steal all his emotional currency and spend it on myself.
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Q{{, where did you find my dairy?
28:00 <Q{{> ^ eww gross
28:00 <Q{{> ^ dispecable
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ^ pungent
30:00 <Q{{> If the man was already involved in a committed relationship, I knew that I didn't need to be prettier or better than his existing girlfriend; I just needed to be different
31:00 <Q{{> My guilt about the other woman was no match for the intoxicating knowledge that somewhere on the other side of town somebody couldn't sleep that night because he was thinking about me.
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> what's it from?
31:00 <Doodle> is there something you're trying to tell us
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Serenity> IS THERE SOMEONE WHO TAKES CARE OF YOU!!
32:00 <Doodle> CAN WE SPEAK TO THEM
33:00 <Serenity> lolll
33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> he got away from his wrangler
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7member:identifier:element on again you fucking fat pig slut
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7member:identifier:element bet your friends would like to know the truth about what you do when you ready for bed
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7member:identifier:elementshould start informing them of your IRC second life hey
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a wanker
36:00 <Serenity> lol what the fuck
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
36:00 <Picard> its not dave
36:00 <Serenity> its plivebt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> random PM
36:00 <Serenity> kates bff
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> my lil fan boy
36:00 <Picard> freak
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUP!
37:00 <Picard> <@Element> invite the pig
37:00 <Picard> <@Element> invite her
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> he wants me real bad
37:00 <Maurice> What do you do when getting ready for bed
37:00 <simba> he invited me 2 some bad channel 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> um brush my teeth?
38:00 <simba> put ricky gervais podcast on
38:00 <simba> take me pants off
38:00 <simba> think of irc chix
38:00 <Picard> guys*
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> simba… hawt
39:00 <Picard> simba im coming to adelaide in 2 weeks
39:00 <simba> dont brush me teeth tho
39:00 <Picard> pick me up at the airport
39:00 <simba> ok ill have 2 hire a truck
39:00 <Picard> cool
39:00 <Serenity> hah
39:00 <simba> dump u in teh torrens
39:00 <Picard> can i stay at yours?
39:00 <simba> u can sleep with the fishes
40:00 <simba> --- the goodfather
40:00 <BenCox> don't be a cheapskate Picard
40:00 <BenCox> if you're going to sex simba up, at least pay for the hotel room
40:00 <Clarkson> seems a bit gay though
40:00 <simba> lolol
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <simba> Classic Clarkson
40:00 <Serenity> rofllll
40:00 <Clarkson> Q: What do you call a gay dentist?
41:00 <Serenity> what Clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> this one i fuck is not too good on the eyes
41:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
41:00 <simba> ur an absolute riot mate what keeps u so fresh Clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> it's all the same shit I won't suck
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> <%simba> dump u in teh torrens
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahaha
42:00 <Picard> tomic is about to win
43:00 <anotherirc3r> hai
43:00 <Picard> hi
43:00 <Serenity> you won't suck hey clarkson
43:00 <Clarkson> why don't you fuck someone else and tell your mrs
43:00 <StrykerX> I've just seen a very interesting link
43:00 <Serenity> roflll
43:00 <StrykerX> :)
43:00 <Serenity> .
44:00 <Serenity> wot
44:00 <simba> Spooky.
44:00 <Picard> cunt won
44:00 <Clarkson> yet she's got piercings and shit
44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> men wonder why girls are rude and don't bother responding when we don't want to talk rather than just say it
44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> if they weren't so fucking persistant we would bother
44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> fuck. /vent
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
45:00 <Dugnuts> wow
45:00 <Dugnuts> ok
45:00 <simba> so just never reply thats prob the way
45:00 <Dugnuts> whinge whinge
46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i'll whinge all i like Dugnuts specially if it gets on your nerves
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha nah
46:00 <Dugnuts> dont really care
46:00 <Dugnuts> was just something to say
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
47:00 <Dugnuts> bed time for meeee
47:00 <Dugnuts> night
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> #janewayismycaptain
47:00 <Serenity> night slugger
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> slugger haa
47:00 <Dugnuts> janeway was pretty good
47:00 <Dugnuts> still no picard
48:00 <amsy> we can pass on a love letter if you like
48:00 <Dugnuts> not that asshole
48:00 <Dugnuts> jean luc!
48:00 <Picard> fuck this,im off to bed
48:00 <Serenity> night
48:00 <amsy> nini
48:00 <StrykerX> You emo bro?
48:00 <Picard> i have a 4 day weekend to prepare for
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Picard is mad because janeway was better than him
49:00 <Serenity> stryker what link
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and has more hair
49:00 <Picard> lol @ janeway
49:00 <amelia> lol @ your fat pink head
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Picard never got to hang out with jeri ryan 
49:00 <Picard> lol @ amelia the slit
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> in a skintight one peice
50:00 <Serenity> slit lol
50:00 <amelia> no you're a slit
50:00 <Picard> ashleighxtrinity stop!!
50:00 <Picard> slut**
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> how come Picard?
50:00 <Picard> jeri is hot
50:00 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAnCgjeZ4Q
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PURELY DEF - U MAD BRO?!?! (A SONG FOR TROLLING) Views: 1,358,449 Uploader: PurelyDef Uploaded: Jul 25, 2011 Duration: 1m26s Rating: 4.80
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <Picard> BenCox u couldnt afford a tram ticket across town 
50:00 <BenCox> come on now
51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> heck yes she is. there's this one scene where she sits and then stands and her suit sorta rides up into her cunt and the lighting is just perfect for showing it all off
51:00 <Clarkson> weho the fuck is Frog
51:00 <BenCox> we're on a first name basis mate
51:00 <BenCox> mind if I pop by your place for a drink or two, buddy?
51:00 <Picard> anyways im off to bed
52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> picard> captains log, stardate 54236point4. I went on IRC and trolled some noobs. plivent PM'd me and asked my ASL. katatonic_kate01 sent more nudes. end log.
52:00 <Serenity> lollllllll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <frayedknot> that's quite funny
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> othanx
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd love to see these nudes that i'm sending 
54:00 <frayedknot> except he'd probably conclude with some philosphical remark
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> so would picard
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so would I
55:00 <Serenity> me too
55:00 <BenCox> the doctor in TNG was one hot milf
55:00 <BenCox> would do
56:00 <Serenity> tng is me fave
15:00 <fawks> meat out
15:00 <couleurs> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
20:00 <fawks> lolol
22:00 <realist> Good evening.
25:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks cunts
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone mention cock?
31:00 <simba> u
31:00 <ShadowLurker> schlong
32:00 <ShadowLurker> ok you cunt Clarkson time to leave
32:00 <Clarkson> what a lost cunt
33:00 <ShadowLurker> !dir
33:00 <ShadowLurker> !die
34:00 <faux> Noooo
34:00 <faux> Y u do dis
34:00 <faux> He was the best thing about the channel
34:00 <faux> Apart from me obv
35:00 <ShadowLurker> im adding features
36:00 <Loof> what happened?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing fuck off
39:00 <StrykingX> Haiiii
40:00 <Loof> sup
40:00 <StrykingX> Nm
40:00 <StrykingX> Escaping insanity 
40:00 <StrykingX> U
42:00 <Loof> the usual
43:00 <Loof> about the same
44:00 <anotherirc3r> ignoring me StrykingX :/
44:00 <StrykingX> Huh
44:00 <Serenity> r u boning stryker too
44:00 <StrykingX> Everyone is serenity 
44:00 <StrykingX> ;D
45:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
45:00 <Serenity> lucky you
48:00 <StrykingX> Hahahha 
50:00 <faux>  Who's boning stryker
50:00 <faux> Pics
50:00 <amsy> no one
50:00 <faux> Phew
50:00 <faux> Wb
50:00 <amsy> ty
50:00 <amsy> i am
50:00 <faux> wyD
50:00 <amsy> outside :')
50:00 <faux> Ew
50:00 <Loof> ^
51:00 <amsy> i solå
51:00 <amsy> haha
51:00 <Loof> outside is all peoply and shit
51:00 <faux> ÆSJ
51:00 <amsy> im still on my own terrace
51:00 <amsy> settle down
51:00 <faux> I said ew cos of sun
52:00 <faux> When r  u leaving
52:00 <Loof> like there's sun in norway
52:00 <faux> .
52:00 <faux> Woweeee
52:00 <amsy> lol
52:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <faux> Because she's a life ruiner
53:00 <faux> She ruins people's lives
53:00 <Loof> butt destroyer
54:00 <faux> Your face smells like peppermint
54:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/DuvGzHu here loof
54:00 <amsy> :')
54:00 <amsy> i go tomorrow bb 
55:00 <faux> Ohh
55:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11238266_10153108521729858_8100601916003650408_n.jpg?oh=a3de95572663f7b4856fac29222d98f5&oe=561B3E94&__gda__=1444754881_e0a15468191886924db27e61871a7bec
55:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with that kid
55:00 <British^Meat> ??
55:00 <Maurice> Also, those houses look photoshopped in
56:00 <British^Meat> y he do dat?
56:00 <faux> I'm not used to seeing your terrace without smow
56:00 <faux> And snow
56:00 <BenCox> Maurice: they aren't shopped in
56:00 <Loof> i wouldn't have to worry about sunburn there
56:00 <BenCox> they're just all made EXACTLY the same
56:00 <faux> Those houses look like the demountables we had at school
56:00 <Maurice> I know they're not, they just look picture perfect
57:00 <amsy> hehe
57:00 <Maurice> Idyllic, if you will
57:00 <Maurice> Our demountables didn't look like that :/
57:00 <amsy> i hate those houses
57:00 <amsy> so much
57:00 <Maurice> Blow em up
57:00 <amsy> ok
57:00 <Loof> are the people exactly the same too?
57:00 <amsy> bbs
58:00 <Loof> maybe they're all clones
58:00 <amsy> i know a guy who lives in one
58:00 <faux> 4 for u Glen coco you go Glen coco
58:00 <amsy> hes pretty out there so prob not
58:00 <faux> Lol amsy orphan black irl
58:00 <amsy> lol
58:00 <faux> SESTRA
58:00 <Loof> orphan butt
58:00 <faux> I'm not up to date feck 
58:00 <Taco> demountables at schools are so povo
59:00 <Taco> why not build more schools
59:00 <amsy> its funny because i never picked up on it
59:00 <faux> We only had 4 that were separate from the buildings 
59:00 <Taco> 4 = 4 too many
59:00 <Maurice> Ours were only used for a year in prim school, coz there was a massive influx that year
59:00 <Loof> should i watch GoT without her or wait?
59:00 <Maurice> Following year kids moved away
59:00 <Taco> next budget cut what will they do? shipping containers?
59:00 <Maurice> Lucky we didn't build those extra schools
59:00 <Loof> i'll just have to watch it again with her if i do
59:00 <Loof> hmmm
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