// #melbourne — 2015-03-02
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00:30:00 <aam> Prolly jus use minimal wood cause coal is cheaper, so a combo of wood n coal, wood to get it goin n coal after
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck the eviroment
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and you clearly have never done so before because wood is easy to get and not that dear
00:32:00 <aam> Ok Mr greenie
00:32:00 <soulcalibre> wood is expensive
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> not where I was ...
00:33:00 <Serenity> cannot believe they are makign these things agin
00:33:00 <Serenity> again
00:33:00 <aam> I lived in Romania till I was 13 man, I have done it b4
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> what things?
00:34:00 <Serenity> oh woops lol
00:34:00 <Serenity> http://www.toysrus.com.au/kitty-surprise-plush-assorted_1193843/
00:34:00 <Serenity> them
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> why make them the first time I ask
00:35:00 <soulcalibre> they look cool
00:36:00 <soulcalibre> good to see some toys around
00:36:00 <aam> I looked up German shepherd breeds
00:36:00 <aam> There's 3 diff breeds
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to show you this doll
00:36:00 <Serenity> because every kid wants a toy that givs birth suh
00:36:00 <Serenity> duh
00:36:00 <aam> The camo original
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> looks so real
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
00:37:00 <aam> Cammo*
00:37:00 <milk> nah
00:37:00 <milk> girls want toys that have babies
00:37:00 <aam> Then the black /brown
00:37:00 <milk> boys want toys that rape barbie
00:38:00 <aam> And a full white German shepherd
00:38:00 <Serenity> there is something wrong with you milk
00:38:00 <Serenity> really really wrong
00:38:00 <aam> They were banned from shows wtc
00:38:00 <aam> Etc*
00:39:00 <aam> The white one apparently is the animal's grand father, or has the white coat gene and were not allowed to be shown
00:39:00 <aam> Even hitler had somethin agaist it
00:40:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I can find this doll
00:40:00 <aam> And decided to stick to the original
00:40:00 <Bastardly_One> was on a buy swap and sell and amazingly realistic
00:41:00 <aam> The white one is taller with slimmer shoulders
00:42:00 <aam> Wanna get a German shepherd if I go remote
00:43:00 <aam> They're the proper dog to get in the dog world anyways
00:43:00 <aam> The wolf dog
00:45:00 <couleurs> b v b
00:45:00 <aam> And if I get a white one, then the diff between it is like the commodore n statesman
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> b v b
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> suck
00:45:00 <aam> Between it n the orig*
00:46:00 <couleurs> gtfo
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> lfc 4eva
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> ywnwa
00:47:00 <under> hi
00:47:00 <couleurs> who...
00:49:00 <amsy> il2wa
00:49:00 <aam> I like this phone, has ssl
00:50:00 <couleurs> http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/bild/1.1099721.1355639095/860x860/interview-juergen-klopp.jpg
00:50:00 <aam> Next, avpn setup n then I'll have an airlock type connection
00:50:00 <couleurs> me rn
00:51:00 <amsy> das meine...
00:51:00 <amsy> hahaha i enjoy his face
00:51:00 <aam> A d das
00:51:00 <aam> Wat's das in German again?
00:53:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-7zZLuWsAAbKLM.jpg:large
00:53:00 <couleurs> my ryde
00:53:00 <amsy> "its"
00:53:00 <amsy> or thats
00:53:00 <amsy> lmao
00:54:00 <amsy> cool car
00:54:00 <couleurs> BLiNG_BLiNG
00:55:00 <Serenity> you know whats cool
00:55:00 <Serenity> eggplant
00:55:00 <couleurs> 35 till kick orf...
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> EGGPLANT!
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't had any for ages
00:55:00 <aam> Eggplant is delish if done properly
00:56:00 <Serenity> my ex-mil makes this amazing italian dish with eggplant
00:56:00 <Serenity> its fucking great
00:56:00 <Maurice> Vom
00:56:00 <Serenity> you shoosh
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you're vom
00:57:00 <aam> We make a spread/dip out of it with lotsah oil in the mayo
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I like 'em up me nose
00:58:00 <Maurice> My child just goes 'what do you call a casserole for cats? A catserole.. yeah, I just made that up'
00:58:00 <milk> cucumbers are great in bed
00:58:00 <Maurice> He's an odd one
00:58:00 <Serenity> lolll
00:58:00 <Serenity> cal?
00:58:00 <Maurice> Yep
00:58:00 <Serenity> im just about to send mind to bed
00:59:00 <Maurice> He's been playing drums across the road, first time playing and they're all spinning out how good he is, so now there is a discussion about buying drums for my house
00:59:00 <Maurice> Noooooooo
00:59:00 <Maurice> My 2 are already asleep
00:59:00 <Serenity> uh nooo drums
00:59:00 <Bastardly_One> cal is the weirdo genius one yeah?
00:59:00 <Maurice> Yep
00:59:00 <Serenity> ant and cal need to hang out
01:00:00 <Maurice> But if he doesn't stop sniffing he's going to be the weirdo genius headless one
01:00:00 <Serenity> the teacher has ant helping the other kids in class with their maths now
01:00:00 <couleurs> b v b
01:00:00 <Maurice> Lol peer tutor
01:00:00 <Maurice> Cal used to do that too, Ant is on the right track for sure
01:00:00 <Serenity> cause he finishes his off in like 5 mins then fucks around annoying everyone lol
01:03:00 <aam> Bbl/s
01:03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I made it a bit too clear
01:03:00 <Bastardly_One> saying I like them up my nose
01:03:00 <Bastardly_One> he went silent then
01:04:00 <milk> sounds like my ex gf Serenity
01:09:00 <couleurs> Hot.
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> these chips are yum
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> red rock deli
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> hunter valley roast chicken, lemon and tyme
01:11:00 <Maurice> Not as good as my prawn crackers
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been hunting for those in supermarkets
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> sure, I can get them from asian take outs but haven't seen them in supermarkets forever
01:12:00 <milk> chinese food is really expensive now
01:13:00 <milk> they charge high prices and have jew the portions down to nothing
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> depends I think
01:13:00 <Serenity> reject shop apparently
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> a good idea (in Melb at least) is to go out into the suburbs
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I found some mad places last weekend
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right Serenity
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> will have to take a look
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I get my tp from there
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> 32 rolls for $8 can't go wrong
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not sandpaper either
01:15:00 <milk> girls are like that, they corner you and force you to go out with them, then they put you in hospital. for some reason its a big surprise when you kill members of their family
01:15:00 <Serenity> o.O
01:16:00 <soulcalibre> true
01:16:00 <couleurs> b v b
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdos
01:19:00 <soulcalibre> very
01:20:00 <Maurice> (22:13:43) (Serenity): reject shop apparently
01:20:00 <Maurice> Very much yes
01:30:00 <couleurs> b v b !
01:42:00 <couleurs> omg score already fukc
01:43:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: rage quitg
01:44:00 <couleurs> no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:45:00 <soulcalibre> hi couleurs how are you?
01:45:00 <TokenDaRing> hit the reset button
01:46:00 <couleurs> it's a match irl
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
01:47:00 <couleurs> lol they can't score
01:48:00 <TokenDaRing> they're like Beavis and Butthead
01:49:00 <soulcalibre> katatonic_kate01 rude dont even talk
01:50:00 <TokenDaRing> soulcalibre: did she reject you?
01:50:00 <TokenDaRing> does it hurt?
01:51:00 <soulcalibre> no just wont reply
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe she doesn't feel like you need to go pm with her
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i ignored soul calibre
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I don't like her talking with her mouth full
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously a fucking troll
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya know what I mean
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:53:00 <couleurs> wtf no card
01:54:00 <soulcalibre> mouth full?
01:54:00 <soulcalibre> eating food?
01:56:00 <couleurs> omggggggggg
01:56:00 <couleurs> WHAT
01:56:00 <couleurs> fhuu34ighf
01:59:00 <couleurs> i bet teh blue team scores u guys
02:04:00 <couleurs> reerkulheuhfuer;fh;;ufjfkawer;
02:05:00 <couleurs> this is ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:08:00 <beehhh> zupbuzz
02:09:00 <TokenDaRing> seen an aliens, beehhh?
02:10:00 <TokenDaRing> any*
02:10:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ45EpsfLng
02:11:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite
02:12:00 <couleurs> beehhh is an aliens
02:16:00 <Maurice> 'She ran over my feet! Sorry? You dumb, fat jiggaboo!'
02:16:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh wants to believe
02:17:00 <Serenity> lol
02:20:00 <Serenity> MORE PISS MISS
02:22:00 <Maurice> Whats the b v b shit
02:23:00 <Serenity> no idea but its dumb
02:23:00 <beehhh> i saw it with my own eyes
02:24:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe get your eyes checked?
02:24:00 <beehhh> black knight looks like this
02:24:00 <beehhh> well google it
02:24:00 <TokenDaRing> cbf
02:25:00 <TokenDaRing> its not real
02:25:00 <TokenDaRing> its tin foil stuff
02:25:00 <beehhh> you get your brain checked
02:25:00 <beehhh> catscan it
02:25:00 <TokenDaRing> had an MRI last year, thanks
02:25:00 <beehhh> last year way too long since now
02:25:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd know, you're a doctor right?
02:26:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wait
02:26:00 <TokenDaRing> yoiu're not, my bad
02:26:00 <beehhh> dotors are killer
02:26:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
02:26:00 <soulcalibre> beehhh lol
02:26:00 <TokenDaRing> I suppose you think homeopathy and natropathy is the way?
02:26:00 <Serenity> i wish that stuff was illegal
02:27:00 <TokenDaRing> so do I
02:27:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WrzfNUatLY
02:27:00 <TokenDaRing> it just teaches ignorance and stupidity
02:27:00 <beehhh> looks like black kinght
02:27:00 <TokenDaRing> there's no real science or method to it
02:28:00 <TokenDaRing> I am the Black Knight
02:28:00 <Serenity> absolutely agree
02:28:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5IOZjpvYHk
02:28:00 <Serenity> i have friends that swear by it all and i want to slap them
02:28:00 <Serenity> keep being told to check both of them out for my sons autism.. fuck. off
02:28:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
02:28:00 <TokenDaRing> because quacks know how to solve autism
02:28:00 <TokenDaRing> right
02:28:00 <Serenity> yeah
02:28:00 <Serenity> it really makes me quite mad
02:29:00 <TokenDaRing> seriously, if there was any validity to it at all
02:29:00 <TokenDaRing> big pharma would fucking exploit the hell out of it
02:29:00 <Serenity> if alternative medicine worked it would just be called medicine
02:29:00 <TokenDaRing> YES
02:29:00 <TokenDaRing> I love that saying :P
02:29:00 <Serenity> i hate that big pharma nonsense
02:29:00 <beehhh> post it up
02:29:00 <Serenity> honestly if it was a real thing... they would just take these things and sell them to us anyway
02:30:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh, a lot of the natropathy stuff is actually made by pharma companies anyway
02:30:00 <TokenDaRing> it's just sold under other companies
02:30:00 <beehhh> she would piss her pants if aliens tryna abduct her
02:30:00 <Serenity> beehhh fuck off
02:30:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: no one cares about aliens, you walking turd
02:30:00 <TokenDaRing> you should join a conspiracy group
02:31:00 <Serenity> there are magpies warbling in my front yard
02:31:00 <beehhh> Maurice would ask them for a root
02:31:00 <Serenity> uh.. its 11:30pm fuck off
02:31:00 <soulcalibre> lol
02:31:00 <soulcalibre> you drunk beehhh?
02:31:00 <Maurice> Wtf would anyone ask them for a 'root'?
02:31:00 <DoC> rofl
02:31:00 <Serenity> fucking sick of him crapping on in the middle of voncos
02:31:00 <Serenity> convos
02:32:00 <Maurice> Voncos is best
02:32:00 <Serenity> lool
02:32:00 <DoC> yea he is crap sezz
02:32:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking donkey bucket
02:32:00 <DoC> lol
02:32:00 <Maurice> He really is
02:32:00 <DoC> hey donkey
02:32:00 <Maurice> I got donkey bucket off that big babies show on abc3
02:33:00 <Maurice> It's both disturbing and splendid
02:33:00 <beehhh> why would american pilots lie about such thing
02:33:00 <Serenity> why are you talking to yourself in the middle of other peoples convos
02:33:00 <beehhh> you know i dont lie to ya
02:33:00 <DoC> why dont u stfu or gtfo beehhh?
02:33:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah beehhh no one likes you
02:34:00 <TokenDaRing> don't you hate Australia?
02:34:00 <TokenDaRing> you always say you never want to return here
02:34:00 <DoC> yeah he got kicked from aus so ofcourse he does TokenDaRing
02:34:00 <TokenDaRing> why you want to talk to us so much?
02:34:00 <beehhh> whats love got to do got to do with this
02:34:00 <DoC> his ex kicked his far arse
02:35:00 <DoC> beehhh you're old fat fuckwit now stop annoying
02:35:00 <DoC> LOL
02:35:00 <Serenity> he makes me so mad
02:36:00 <TokenDaRing> lol he quit
02:36:00 <TokenDaRing> yay
02:36:00 <DoC> finally he quit yeah
02:36:00 <Serenity> hes gonna try to evade
02:36:00 <DoC> u didnt ban him sezz
02:36:00 <Serenity> i did
02:36:00 <DoC> lol
02:36:00 <DoC> good work than :P
02:37:00 <Serenity> [11:35pm] --> *ChanOP** Ban *!*[email protected].* added on #melbourne with level 199 to remove
02:37:00 <DoC> rofl
02:38:00 <DoC> you should make a ban on his nick he can evade it by changing his ident only
02:38:00 <Maurice> He NEVER changes his ident
02:38:00 <DoC> as i know he only comes as beehhh
02:38:00 <Maurice> And he does that so everyone knows it's him
02:38:00 <DoC> haha
02:38:00 <Serenity> nah he comes in under stupid nicks when he is banned
02:38:00 <Serenity> pretty sure ive got him covered
02:39:00 <DoC> because he is sezz hah
02:41:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
02:43:00 <Serenity> halb
02:50:00 <DoC> m00
02:55:00 <milk> hello
02:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on a hot chips ramage
02:58:00 <Bastardly_One> this is like the 3rd big bowl in the last 2hrs
02:59:00 <Serenity> :|
03:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know if I'm hungry or just eating out of boredom
03:04:00 <Serenity> youve had three bowls of chips.. you're not hungry
03:04:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
03:08:00 <milk> are you drunk?
03:09:00 <milk> BadWolf> 28 male melb
03:09:00 <milk> <BadWolf> u ?
03:09:00 <milk> <milk> 28 male melb
03:09:00 <milk> <milk> do you like gaysex?
03:16:00 <Serenity> why the eff are there no fat pizza vs housos torrents
03:16:00 <soulcalibre> because its shit
03:17:00 <Maurice> How repulsive is Jackass
03:18:00 <Maurice> They put horse cum into Johnny Knoxvilles sunscreen
03:18:00 <Serenity> have you watched the cky's Maurice?
03:18:00 <Maurice> He was rubbing horse splooge on his face for a month
03:18:00 <Maurice> I've seen a couple
03:18:00 <Serenity> omg horse cum GAG
03:19:00 <Serenity> wouldnt that smell weird
03:19:00 <Maurice> It was so gross, they showed you vid of him rubbing it on his face and everything
03:19:00 <Serenity> yuck
03:19:00 <Maurice> And hes all 'they got me good' I would have been all 'YOUR BALLS ARE MINE'
03:19:00 <Serenity> imagine being friends with those guys
03:19:00 <Serenity> you could never relax
03:19:00 <Maurice> It was Steve-o and ryan dunn aka the deadguy
03:19:00 <Maurice> Yeah I'm not sure I'd want them as friends lol
03:20:00 <Serenity> aw ryan i love him
03:20:00 <milk> you could never have gf
03:20:00 <Maurice> I'd bang Bam and Knoxville
03:20:00 <Serenity> fucking bam
03:20:00 <Serenity> i used to have such a moisty for him
03:20:00 <Maurice> But after this I would never kiss Knoxvilles face
03:20:00 <milk> just go through life getting drunk and letching for sly fucks
03:20:00 <Maurice> Who's not allowed to have a gf
03:20:00 <Serenity> you're worse than beehhh milk
03:20:00 <Serenity> wtf
03:21:00 <Maurice> I'm ok if it's me
03:28:00 <soulcalibre> they would be great friends
03:37:00 <Serenity> tho quiet in here therioith
03:38:00 <Maurice> Thtahhhppp
03:39:00 <soulcalibre> azsappppppppp
03:42:00 <under> yes?
03:46:00 <under> yah
03:49:00 <soulcalibre> how are under?
03:50:00 <under> what?
03:51:00 <rosebud> is there anyone here
03:51:00 <under> yes
03:51:00 <milk> hi
03:51:00 <under> who are you?
03:52:00 <rosebud> hello
03:52:00 <rosebud> thats creepy
03:52:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire_Cat
03:53:00 <rosebud> chesire cat is in alice in wonderland
03:53:00 <rosebud> how do i open the wikipedia
03:53:00 <milk> right click
03:54:00 <rosebud> thankyou
03:55:00 <under> hows the weather there?
03:55:00 <rosebud> i think lewis carrol mustve been a bit crazy to write alice in wonderland
03:55:00 <rosebud> it is good
03:56:00 <rosebud> how do i fix a spelling mistake
03:58:00 <Serenity> /s -fixspelling <old word> <new word>
03:59:00 <milk> you scribble out the original and do a bit of editing
04:00:00 <rosebud> that just made another screen
04:00:00 <soulcalibre> thats a lie
04:00:00 <soulcalibre> does not work
04:00:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00:00 <soulcalibre> ./server: ssl not available (line 12, aliases.ini)
04:00:00 <soulcalibre> liar
04:01:00 <rosebud> you are right it didnt work
04:01:00 <soulcalibre> rosebud lewis carrol may be very imaginative or on drugs
04:01:00 <Serenity> idiots.
04:01:00 <soulcalibre> but a great book and great first movie, that is all
04:01:00 <soulcalibre> we are idiots because we dont know irc that indepth?
04:02:00 <rosebud> yes but disney seems to distort stories a lot
04:02:00 <Serenity> no one said that
04:02:00 <rosebud> why idiots
04:02:00 <soulcalibre> so why call us idiots?
04:03:00 <rosebud> it is ok
04:04:00 <rosebud> very sad to read about leonard nimoy today
04:04:00 <soulcalibre> yes it was :(
04:05:00 <soulcalibre> lwxana may have killed herself over it
04:05:00 <rosebud> i do not like the jokes
04:06:00 <soulcalibre> yes very bad
04:08:00 <rosebud> hello
04:11:00 <rosebud> must be too late or early
04:12:00 <soulcalibre> too early or late
04:12:00 <soulcalibre> maybe too late
04:59:00 <soulcalibre> if you can make a bong out of a real good bottle its worth keeping
05:36:00 <soulcalibre> hi
09:02:00 <bee_girl> morning
09:07:00 <zaim> morning
09:11:00 <bee_girl> whats happenin zaim
09:12:00 <zaim> not much.. home sick today. yourself?
09:12:00 <bee_girl> hey ive been home sick of late
09:12:00 <bee_girl> where are u?
09:15:00 <zaim> where as in location? sunshine w
09:15:00 <bee_girl> where is home?
09:16:00 <zaim> sunshine west
09:16:00 <zaim> u
09:18:00 <zaim> cunt
09:38:00 <zaim> wb
09:43:00 <bee_girl> ta
09:43:00 <bee_girl> ah ok im in brisbane atm
09:43:00 <bee_girl> but i just moved
09:43:00 <bee_girl> sorry re the delay
09:43:00 <bee_girl> where are u now to be homesick?
09:46:00 <zaim> melbourne
09:46:00 <bee_girl> and ur homesick? isnt that just down the road
09:46:00 <zaim> i am home sick.. not homesick
09:47:00 <zaim> i am unwell
09:47:00 <bee_girl> OH!
09:47:00 <zaim> lol
09:47:00 <bee_girl> lol
09:47:00 <zaim> did my head in for a bit thinkin wtf is this bitch talkin is she doin this on purpose to fuck with me
09:47:00 <bee_girl> just to piss u off
09:47:00 <bee_girl> on a sunday morning
09:47:00 <zaim> well it worked
09:47:00 <bee_girl> lol soz
09:47:00 <zaim> till i realised u didnt mean it
09:47:00 <bee_girl> fukin irc huh
09:47:00 <zaim> i love it
09:48:00 <bee_girl> useless when u atually need to get acros what u are trying to say
09:48:00 <zaim> was kinda weird u instantly asking where home was
09:48:00 <zaim> u odd person u
09:51:00 <bee_girl> lol
09:51:00 <bee_girl> too funny
09:51:00 <blast15> wasps
09:51:00 <zaim> bees
09:51:00 <bee_girl> so
09:51:00 <bee_girl> not at work huh
09:51:00 <bee_girl> u shouldnt have to work on sundays anyway
09:51:00 <zaim> i shouldnt have to be sick either
09:52:00 <bee_girl> is this a serious sickness?
09:53:00 <zaim> any sickness is a serious sickness.
09:53:00 <zaim> i have a cold.
09:53:00 <zaim> im very precious
09:56:00 <bee_girl> naw
09:56:00 <bee_girl> man flu by the sounds
09:56:00 <bee_girl> that is sesrious
09:56:00 <zaim> bit of a cough n runny nose... lack of energy
09:57:00 <bee_girl> goodness
09:57:00 <bee_girl> treatments?
09:58:00 <zaim> TLV
09:58:00 <zaim> TLC*
09:58:00 <bee_girl> got some on hand?
09:58:00 <zaim> both hands
09:58:00 <bee_girl> oil?
09:59:00 <zaim> course
10:01:00 <bee_girl> u should be right by morning tea in my estimation
10:03:00 <zaim> if your estimates are wrong?
10:03:00 <zaim> what then
10:03:00 <bee_girl> more tlc
10:03:00 <bee_girl> intensive therapy
10:04:00 <zaim> im a therapist so i can therapiest myself
10:04:00 <bee_girl> me too
10:04:00 <zaim> me three
10:04:00 <bee_girl> self-therapy
10:04:00 <bee_girl> cheap
10:05:00 <zaim> i still send myself a bill
10:05:00 <zaim> i see it as a lose win moment]
10:05:00 <slinky_J> <+zaim> i am a sick cunt! ... not homesick
10:05:00 <zaim> damn $300... hey $300
10:05:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:05:00 <bee_girl> $300
10:05:00 <bee_girl> goodness
10:05:00 <zaim> for first 15 minutes
10:05:00 <bee_girl> so what kind of therapist works on a sunday? at $300 a 1/5
10:05:00 <bee_girl> 1/4
10:06:00 <zaim> only the best
10:06:00 <zaim> i never said i work sundays tho.. what gave u the impression i do
10:07:00 <bee_girl> oh ffs
10:07:00 <bee_girl> u said ur home sick
10:07:00 <bee_girl> sounded like u were meant to be somehwere
10:07:00 <bee_girl> like
10:07:00 <bee_girl> work
10:07:00 <bee_girl> lol
10:07:00 <zaim> :)
10:07:00 <bee_girl> my listening skills are turned off on weekends
10:07:00 <zaim> classic misinterpretation.
10:08:00 <bee_girl> i have to do so much of it during the week
10:08:00 <bee_girl> sigh
10:08:00 <zaim> its your weekend off.. no judgments here
10:08:00 <slinky_J> I'm a rapest so I can rapiest myself ;)
10:09:00 <bee_girl> rapist?
10:09:00 <bee_girl> rapest?
10:09:00 <zaim> rapiest.
10:09:00 <bee_girl> rapiest
10:09:00 <slinky_J> didnt want to type rapist lol
10:09:00 <bee_girl> lol
10:09:00 <bee_girl> cute
10:09:00 <slinky_J> ^-^
10:10:00 <slinky_J> well I better go pimp my ass out to make that 300 so zaim can cure me.
10:10:00 <zaim> im a solo therapist
10:10:00 <bee_girl> DIY
10:10:00 <zaim> zactly
10:11:00 <bee_girl> any field u specialise in
10:11:00 <bee_girl> ?
10:11:00 <zaim> mastered in
10:11:00 <bee_girl> sounds promising
10:16:00 <bee_girl> areu looking it up?
10:17:00 <blast15> i am
10:17:00 <bee_girl> ?
10:18:00 <blast15> is your neck broken sir?
10:18:00 <blast15> do you need a replacement?
10:18:00 <slinky_J> I love goin' solo on myself ;)
10:18:00 <slinky_J> eww
10:18:00 <slinky_J> lel
10:19:00 <blast15> thank.
10:19:00 <bee_girl> goodness.
10:20:00 <blast15> you can play the harmonica solo at my next party
10:20:00 <blast15> i will pay you in boxes of rape
10:20:00 <blast15> THEY ARE VERY PRECIOUS
10:20:00 <bee_girl> i cant play the harmonica
10:20:00 <blast15> it's never too late to learn
10:21:00 <blast15> how about drugs?
10:21:00 <bee_girl> ill get u one for ur bday
10:21:00 <blast15> everyone's favourite instrument
10:21:00 <bee_girl> what about them
10:21:00 <blast15> ^
10:22:00 <blast15> i'll fetch the manuscript
10:22:00 <bee_girl> not many instruments u suck on
10:22:00 <bee_girl> thats what i do with my drugs
10:22:00 <blast15> ah i wrote it wrong
10:22:00 <blast15> how about drugs? an instrument everybody loves!
10:23:00 <bee_girl> miscommunication is rife this morning in #melbourne
10:23:00 <blast15> that's it.
10:23:00 <slinky_J> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11001892_10153015795789471_2918191966593604590_n.jpg?oh=69ed0e9d92b0b2cc538c3b2363c70d55&oe=5584375B&__gda__=1434769700_33b26fc7a7ad2df8f8283f7b8b057e3a
10:23:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
10:23:00 <blast15> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h73kd6wsBq0
10:23:00 <blast15> NOW.
10:23:00 <blast15> HOW ABOUT DRUGS
10:23:00 <blast15> AN INSTRUMENT EVERYONE LOVES
10:23:00 <blast15> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
10:23:00 <slinky_J> penis
10:23:00 <bee_girl> fu
10:23:00 <bee_girl> nny
10:23:00 <blast15> this will never not make me laugh
10:24:00 <bee_girl> how old are you?
10:24:00 <bee_girl> give it tme
10:24:00 <bee_girl> time
10:24:00 <blast15> hopefully i'll kill myself before that era
10:25:00 <bee_girl> youd be suprised
10:27:00 <blast15> good old steven showed me that one
10:27:00 <blast15> i heard he was a legend in these parts
10:27:00 <bee_girl> legendary
10:42:00 <skunk_fu> werd
10:44:00 <skunk_fu> I heard something once, wasn't listening but
10:45:00 <bee_girl> it happens
10:48:00 <blast15> the cavalry have arrived
10:49:00 <Fez> i was in the greqat orc war of 2015
10:50:00 <Fez> great irc*
10:50:00 <foot> is that your tennis ball?
10:51:00 <blast15> foot
10:51:00 <blast15> it's a dog's life foot i'll tell ya that much
10:52:00 <foot> a blast here, a blast there!
10:52:00 <blast15> fifteen blasts for the count
10:52:00 <blast15> not a blast more
10:52:00 <foot> ah yes.
10:55:00 <foot> well
11:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
11:06:00 <skunk_fu> wonder if foot was part of The Foot Clan from ninja turtles
11:06:00 <skunk_fu> hmmm
11:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
11:11:00 <blast15> foot
11:14:00 <skunk_fu> cheese foot
11:14:00 <blast15> i found a foot in the garden last night jonathon
11:15:00 <skunk_fu> LOL
11:15:00 <skunk_fu> did you lick it?
11:16:00 <blast15> yeah muscles
11:17:00 <blast15> if only foot stayed a bit longer
11:17:00 <blast15> i could have introduced him
11:17:00 <blast15> to the... cake
11:17:00 <blast15> it took all year to bake
12:10:00 <MrMark> peek a boo!
12:12:00 <Fez> ball peeks
12:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
12:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
12:15:00 <Fez> of?
12:15:00 <Fez> cats?
12:16:00 <Fez> cake?
12:16:00 <Fez> cat cake?
12:16:00 <bee_girl> ew
12:16:00 <Fez> a cake shaped like a cat..
12:16:00 <Fez> what are you thinking about?
12:16:00 <bee_girl> not so bad
12:16:00 <bee_girl> a cake made of cat
12:17:00 <Fez> weirdo
12:17:00 <Fez> bee girl is made of bees
12:17:00 <Fez> *nod*
12:17:00 <Fez> atleast 1 bee
12:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
12:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
12:18:00 <Fez> it would be the most moist cake ever
12:18:00 <Fez> everyone will compliment the moist cat cake
12:23:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 u sexy thang
12:43:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
13:15:00 <Serenity> oh right
13:42:00 <TokenDaRing> poops
13:42:00 <TokenDaRing> windows updates
13:42:00 <TokenDaRing> the most boring part of any PC build
13:43:00 <MrMark> yawn
13:43:00 <MrMark> i just lapsed into a coma
13:43:00 <TokenDaRing> oh fun
13:43:00 <TokenDaRing> did you enjoy it?
13:43:00 <MrMark> i just lapsed into a coma...thinking about updating windows
14:02:00 <Mew> holy shit I'm not zlined today
14:02:00 <TokenDaRing> Mew: who'd you piss off?
14:02:00 <Mew> no one I'm just always zlined lol
14:03:00 <TokenDaRing> looking at certain people wrong?
14:04:00 <Mew> yeah probs
14:05:00 <Loof> yawn
14:06:00 <Mew> bit like that
14:08:00 <Mew> Fez bomb
14:09:00 <Mew> kakey
14:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey mew - sup wid chu?
14:09:00 <Mew> not much just on me lunch break again lol
14:09:00 <Mew> we must be on the same schedule
14:10:00 <Mew> how's ya nailz
14:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've been working like a biatch.. i think i did about 10 loads of washing
14:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh beautiful as per usual
14:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got whore red
14:11:00 <Mew> owwww chikka chikka
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows work? Any cunty customers?
14:11:00 <Mew> Nah they've all been lovely today
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just as fuckin' well
14:11:00 <Mew> One even complimented my smile while I had salad stuffed in my mouth lol
14:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww love that stuff
14:14:00 <Loof> The beautiful people, the beautiful people
14:14:00 <Loof> It's all relative to the size of your steeple
14:14:00 <Loof> yawn
14:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol maz
14:16:00 <Fez> i wish i didnt have a beard
14:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is that
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> beards are awesome
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless it's a neck beard
14:17:00 <Fez> what about a ball beard
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
14:17:00 <Fez> vagina beard?
14:17:00 <Fez> ass beard?
14:18:00 <Loof> need coffee bad
14:18:00 <Loof> Mew u deliver to melb?
14:18:00 <Loof> :P
14:18:00 <rosebud> hello
14:25:00 <Fez> whos got red hair?
14:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum?
14:25:00 <Fez> not currently
14:42:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 u sexy bitch
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
14:43:00 <MrMark> hai
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
14:44:00 <Loof> yawn
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you trying to get me drunk, to take advantage of me?
14:45:00 <MrMark> no
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, sure
14:45:00 <MrMark> drink up!!
14:45:00 <MrMark> lol
14:45:00 <Loof> you people need better sex
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
14:45:00 <Loof> you're obsessed with what you cant get
14:45:00 <MrMark> hey baby im a gentleman
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:46:00 <Loof> want is the cause of your suffering
14:46:00 <Loof> :P
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you wear a suit mrmark?
14:46:00 <MrMark> yes
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sold!
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, over 6 foot and under 40?
14:46:00 <MrMark> im 41
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
14:46:00 <MrMark> oh!
14:46:00 <Loof> i'm 6
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
14:46:00 <Loof> '4 and 40
14:47:00 <Loof> :P
14:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
14:47:00 <Loof> dear oh dear
14:47:00 <Loof> nasy
14:48:00 <MrMark> deer oh deer
14:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… clearly i'm wasting my time here!
14:48:00 <Loof> so long
14:48:00 <Loof> bitch
14:49:00 <MrMark> yes i am
15:06:00 <TRippAbeggZ> UFC!!!
15:10:00 <Fez> undercooked fried chicken
15:10:00 <TRippAbeggZ> is always the best type of chicken!
15:11:00 <TRippAbeggZ> it's not even chicken anyway, it's rabbit
15:11:00 <Fez> rabbits dont have breasts
15:17:00 <TRippAbeggZ> my rabbit does
15:20:00 <Fez> rabreasts
15:20:00 <Fez> ha ha haaaano
15:21:00 <TRippAbeggZ> that KFC place serves rabbit. no one just notices heh
15:24:00 <TRippAbeggZ> watchin this UFC fight n these girls are kickin n slappin
15:24:00 <TRippAbeggZ> reminds me of how my missus beats me up... n how I serve her ass back to her.
15:25:00 <Fez> ultimate fighting chickens?
15:25:00 <TRippAbeggZ> few good punches being thrown here n there...
15:26:00 <TRippAbeggZ> Lollol yeah... cock fight
15:26:00 <Fez> el oh el oh el oh el
15:26:00 <TRippAbeggZ> fight with their chicken dicks
15:27:00 <Fez> you know you are funny when you say something and laughter is the response
15:27:00 <TRippAbeggZ> yeah or when your laughing at your self out aloud n u think your the sickest trooper goin round'
15:36:00 <TRippAbeggZ> lollollol if u watch the Diaz n Silva UFC fight in slow-mo u can see Diaz smokin bongs n Silva whackin up roids...
15:36:00 <rosebud> hello
15:36:00 <TRippAbeggZ> high
15:55:00 <TRippAbeggZ> shits about to go down yo...
16:02:00 <TRippAbeggZ> wholy.... over n done in 16seconds
16:37:00 <soulcalibre> hello katatonic_kate01
17:05:00 <TheRon> she came in trhough the bathroom window
17:07:00 <TheRon> love lifts us up where we belong
17:08:00 <TheRon> where the eagles cry on the mountain high
17:08:00 <Tisk> k
17:09:00 <TheRon> tusk is a great song
17:10:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
17:10:00 <Tisk> kk
17:10:00 <Tisk> ( Y )
17:10:00 <Tisk> ())()-ld
17:10:00 <Tisk> boring
17:10:00 <TheRon> look at me trying to get people to chat
17:10:00 <Tisk> nah
17:10:00 <Tisk> dont
17:12:00 <TheRon> what would you do if i sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me
17:12:00 <Tisk> you would
17:12:00 <Tisk> now shut up
17:13:00 <Tisk> need cook more food
17:14:00 <Tisk> get fat bitch
17:14:00 <TheRon> you wog?
17:14:00 <Tisk> no
17:15:00 <TheRon> heard of the show. "healthy wealthy and woggy"?
17:15:00 <TheRon> better homes and wogs
17:16:00 <TheRon> it's a wog wog wog wog world
17:16:00 <TheRon> dances with wogs
17:17:00 <Tisk> wogs suck
17:17:00 <Tisk> if they do the mario
17:17:00 <TheRon> throw another wog on the fire
17:22:00 <TheRon> there i go, turn the page
17:22:00 <Tisk> infinite loop
17:22:00 <Tisk> no pages turn
17:23:00 <TheRon> bob seger says different
17:25:00 <TheRon> Tisk: show us your tits
17:25:00 <Tisk> nah u show yours
17:26:00 <TheRon> i asked first
17:27:00 <Tisk> hungry
17:29:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way
17:29:00 <TheRon> you can call it another lonl\ely day
17:29:00 <Tisk> prob
17:31:00 <TheRon> bvb suck arse
17:32:00 <couleurs> b v b !
17:32:00 <Tisk> pvp
17:32:00 <Tisk> lol
17:32:00 <Tisk> not funny
17:32:00 <couleurs> they won 3-0 f u all
17:32:00 <couleurs> had like 30 shots on goal
17:32:00 <Fez> cricket breasts.
17:32:00 <couleurs> it was like fifa irl
17:33:00 <TheRon> fez are you against the more mature breasts?
17:33:00 <soulcalibre> Fez is a kfc man
17:34:00 <couleurs> http://streamable.com/hzi0
17:34:00 <couleurs> B v B!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:34:00 <Fez> mature breasts are fine
17:34:00 <Fez> national geographic breasts?
17:34:00 <TheRon> always
17:34:00 <TheRon> it
17:34:00 <TheRon> it's hot
17:35:00 <Fez> i hear fresh air is great for nipples
17:35:00 <couleurs> betmen n roben
17:36:00 <TheRon> i think when i get to heaven i will bet 72 virgin breasts
17:36:00 <soulcalibre> couleurs why do you always say b v b fuck!
17:36:00 <Fez> if you were a breasts size what size would you be?
17:36:00 <couleurs> cos they rok
17:36:00 <soulcalibre> 14c
17:37:00 <TheRon> 34dd
17:37:00 <Fez> nice
17:37:00 <TheRon> joe cocker - you can leave your hat on
17:38:00 <faux> You can leave your hard onnn
17:38:00 <soulcalibre> we are hard but not for you
17:38:00 <Fez> im going to name my first born breasts
17:38:00 <faux> first born breasts
17:38:00 <TheRon> my first born is going to be named gary ablett
17:38:00 <Tisk> faux hi
17:38:00 <Fez> repeat it like a parrot
17:38:00 <Fez> parot
17:39:00 <soulcalibre> hi faux
17:39:00 <Fez> what ever that word is
17:39:00 <faux> is Gary ablet the dudethwt looks like he has cancer
17:39:00 <Tisk> yeah
17:39:00 <Tisk> he is
17:39:00 <faux> zzzz
17:39:00 <Fez> dudethwt
17:39:00 <TheRon> i don't care, two premierships
17:40:00 <Fez> ill name my first daughter annette
17:40:00 <Fez> she will be handy when we go fishing
17:40:00 <TheRon> haha!
17:42:00 <Fez> australia lost yesterday
17:43:00 <Fez> theron if you were a burger where could you be purchased?
17:43:00 <TheRon> we'll play them again at the 'g\
17:43:00 <TheRon> my local
17:44:00 <Fez> and what sort of burger would you be
17:44:00 <TheRon> a salmon burger
17:44:00 <Fez> interesting
17:45:00 <Tisk> nup shit
17:45:00 <TheRon> chicago - hard to say i'm sorry
17:45:00 <Tisk> well u fucken should
17:45:00 <Tisk> in a good way
17:46:00 <TheRon> i get my burgers with the lot no tomoato and no sauce
17:46:00 <Tisk> yeah
17:47:00 <TheRon> i am snacking on chips and salsa
17:47:00 <Tisk> i'm snacking on ya misses box
17:47:00 <Fez> any breasts?
17:47:00 <Tisk> just pussy
17:47:00 <TheRon> a snack box from kfc?
17:48:00 <TheRon> i have been playing lawn bowls today, been hitting kitty non stop
17:49:00 <TheRon> not even a snigger??
17:49:00 <TheRon> trogladites
17:49:00 <Tisk> i passing out for ever
17:49:00 <Tisk> dont wake me up
17:50:00 <TheRon> why not tisk?
17:50:00 <TheRon> i think we should just keep saying tisk
17:50:00 <TheRon> tisk
17:50:00 <TheRon> tisk breasts
17:51:00 <soulcalibre> Tisk
17:51:00 <soulcalibre> Tisk kfc
17:52:00 <TheRon> i love breasts tisk
17:52:00 <soulcalibre> i get bbq sauce on burgers
17:52:00 <TheRon> i hate bbq sauce with a passion
17:52:00 <TheRon> it should never go on a pizza tsik
17:53:00 <TheRon> tisk
17:53:00 <soulcalibre> bbq sauce on a pizza?
17:53:00 <soulcalibre> well actually meatlovers has its days with bbq sauce
17:54:00 <TheRon> can i just have this last moondance with you, my love
17:54:00 <soulcalibre> van
17:54:00 <soulcalibre> the good van you drive
17:54:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:55:00 <TheRon> welcome to the hotel california
17:55:00 <soulcalibre> eagles?
17:55:00 <TheRon> yes
17:56:00 <TheRon> fuck the birthday i'm having a birthweek
17:56:00 <soulcalibre> have a birthday month
17:56:00 <TheRon> why not
17:56:00 <Fez> i wonder if the hotel california has a topless bar
17:56:00 <TheRon> with breasts?
17:56:00 <Fez> yes please
17:57:00 <TheRon> i'll have a slppery nipple for the lady, make it a double
17:57:00 <soulcalibre> make it a tripple
17:57:00 <TheRon> there you go sir, hope you get the leg over
17:57:00 <TheRon> triple would be total recall
17:58:00 <Fez> did you get her name?
17:58:00 <TheRon> nope!
17:58:00 <TheRon> you're supposed to go good man, well done
17:59:00 <TheRon> a true friend would get me a hooker for my birthday
18:00:00 <TheRon> natural breasts please
18:01:00 <TheRon> i don't like the silicon look, it's like dating a yacht
18:02:00 <TheRon> pork belly for tea tomorrow night
18:03:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: how are you?
18:04:00 <TheRon> woah woah listen to the music
18:06:00 <TheRon> break on through to the other side
18:07:00 <Fez> ah true friend would get you 2
18:08:00 <TheRon> indeed
18:08:00 <TheRon> too much to ask?
18:08:00 <Fez> never
18:08:00 <TheRon> big natural breasts
18:09:00 <Fez> any particular hair colour?
18:11:00 <TheRon> i like brunettes
18:13:00 <TheRon> they try to make me go to rehab, i say no no no
18:15:00 <Fez> 2 brunettes with large breasts
18:15:00 <TheRon> nice!
18:15:00 <TheRon> twins?
18:16:00 <Fez> 2 sets
18:16:00 <TheRon> obviously
18:16:00 <Fez> 2 sets of twins
18:21:00 <couleurs> B v B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:36:00 <Mew> loof stay put fuck
19:14:00 <Fez> im a boozer baby,.. so why dont you kill me
19:24:00 <couleurs> Ok
19:25:00 <couleurs> B v B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:30:00 <couleurs> and stay out.
19:47:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:48:00 <couleurs> B v B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:49:00 <soulcalibre> shut up couleurs
19:49:00 <TokenDaRing> shut up soulcalibre
19:50:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:53:00 <stebie> Livercool v Man Pity
19:53:00 <couleurs> B v B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:53:00 <stebie> no
19:55:00 <Fez> if you were a cake what cake would you be kate?
19:55:00 <soulcalibre> yes what type of cake
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> with chocolate icing and rainbow sprinkles
19:55:00 <soulcalibre> yum
19:55:00 <Fez> square or round?
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> round
19:56:00 <Fez> moist or dry?
19:56:00 <couleurs> yes
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist, duh
19:56:00 <Fez> just making sure
19:57:00 <Fez> home made?
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> home made
19:58:00 <Serenity> i have to make a cake next week
19:58:00 <Serenity> bah
19:58:00 <soulcalibre> what sort of cake?
19:58:00 <Fez> make a square cake
19:59:00 <Serenity> a birthday cake
19:59:00 <Fez> layer it
19:59:00 <Serenity> it will be in the shape of a 10
19:59:00 <Fez> rectangular and round
19:59:00 <Fez> fancy as
19:59:00 <soulcalibre> should do a kit kat cake
20:00:00 <Fez> make an ice cream cake
20:01:00 <soulcalibre> freddo ice cream cake
20:01:00 <couleurs> i'm a cake
20:01:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaZW75jJjnw
20:01:00 <Fez> are you moist couleurs?
20:01:00 <couleurs> yeas
20:02:00 <Fez> good man
20:02:00 <Fez> or cake as it were
20:02:00 <Fez> good cake
20:02:00 <beehhh> aliens live for many years they were mention in holy books
20:03:00 <beehhh> mh370 was abducted by them
20:03:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: can you stop with the alien talk?
20:03:00 <TokenDaRing> it's just stupid
20:03:00 <soulcalibre> aliens exist
20:03:00 <TokenDaRing> shut up soulcalibre
20:04:00 <soulcalibre> they exist
20:04:00 <soulcalibre> just like god exists
20:05:00 <beehhh> google black kinght
20:06:00 <beehhh> aliens are surely not interested about strayan migration system
20:06:00 <TokenDaRing> no they aren't
20:06:00 <TokenDaRing> and nor are you, apparently
20:07:00 <beehhh> im going to catch one of their spacecraft and get into it
20:07:00 <TokenDaRing> good
20:07:00 <TokenDaRing> please do so
20:08:00 <beehhh> they seems tiny i told you otherday
20:08:00 <TokenDaRing> no one cares
20:08:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5IOZjpvYHk
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly token, no one cares!
20:09:00 <soulcalibre> put him on ignore then
20:10:00 <beehhh> neither do I but what interests me as our own kind given me more worry than the species from elsewhere
20:10:00 <beehhh> where is the trust?
20:11:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you're never going to get let back into australia
20:11:00 <beehhh> not interested
20:12:00 <TokenDaRing> nice case of sour grapes dud
20:12:00 <TokenDaRing> dude
20:12:00 <beehhh> DUD kevin rudd
20:13:00 <StrykerX> <beehhh> DUD kevin rudd << Most realistic sentence ever written by beehhh
20:14:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: a broken clock is correct twice a day
20:14:00 <StrykerX> True that
20:14:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing your an imbecile person
20:15:00 <TokenDaRing> and beehhh, you are what happens when a turd evolves, grows legs and jumps out of the toilet before it gets flushed
20:15:00 <StrykerX> LOL
20:15:00 <beehhh> he's been living off the dole started of his child care then single mom's care later gone into dole as he turned 16 now on his pension at 33
20:16:00 <beehhh> shorten life of TokenDaRing bali9 leader
20:17:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, are you just Googling negative Australian headlines and trying to turn them into insults?
20:18:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he can't do much better, he's barely sentient shit
20:18:00 <couleurs> B v B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:18:00 <StrykerX> lolll
20:19:00 <beehhh> I should just let you talk i rather stare at this wall infront of me
20:19:00 <TokenDaRing> don't let us stop you
20:19:00 <beehhh> you already did
20:19:00 <beehhh> stop the boat policy remember
20:19:00 <couleurs> australia hates u beehhh that y u will never return
20:20:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, refresh my memory
20:20:00 <couleurs> austnet the closest u can get
20:20:00 <StrykerX> Why were you deported?
20:20:00 <partay> couleurs hows the retardation?
20:20:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: it is not Australian policy to allow feces to migrate to Australia
20:20:00 <beehhh> why were you born?
20:20:00 <beehhh> refresh
20:20:00 <couleurs> partay u r
20:21:00 <couleurs> epic pwn!!!!!!
20:21:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, don't get mad at me
20:21:00 <partay> errrr ok
20:21:00 <StrykerX> It was a legit question
20:21:00 <StrykerX> I know you were, just don't remember why
20:21:00 <beehhh> StrykerX thanks for you interests but abit too late when so many things have changed over two decedes
20:21:00 <beehhh> Your
20:21:00 <StrykerX> Decades*
20:21:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he won't answer
20:22:00 <TokenDaRing> all he says is something about some guy burning a house down
20:22:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, were you caught with weed?
20:22:00 <TokenDaRing> oh and he was dealing meth apparently
20:22:00 <StrykerX> Oh
20:22:00 <StrykerX> Junkie
20:22:00 <StrykerX> Right
20:22:00 <beehhh> some junkies did it
20:22:00 <TokenDaRing> claims he was mates with Chopper Reid
20:22:00 <couleurs> he set fire to his flat 4 insurance fraud and then told every1 he was going 2 marry a transvestite
20:22:00 <StrykerX> LOL
20:22:00 <soulcalibre> lol
20:22:00 <soulcalibre> pieter said his best friend was carl williams LOL
20:22:00 <beehhh> I was a nightshift worker at somerville meat factory packing meats for coles in packs
20:23:00 <StrykerX> <TokenDaRing> claims he was mates with Chopper Reid << Insult to Chopper
20:23:00 <TokenDaRing> weren't you a taxi driver?
20:23:00 <beehhh> beef and pork loin chops and lamb shoulder
20:23:00 <StrykerX> LOL soulcalibre
20:23:00 <soulcalibre> fuck both of them
20:23:00 <beehhh> Mark chooper reid was a client at the shell servo i worked in holmes st coburg from 97-2002
20:24:00 <StrykerX> beehhh was that taxi driver caught dealing meth from his boot in the early 90s
20:24:00 <TokenDaRing> I think the Australian government did the right thing
20:24:00 <StrykerX> Guess the govt had balls back then
20:24:00 <beehhh> I used meth but never sold any which gave me shoulder cancer till today
20:25:00 <TokenDaRing> they deported beehhh, literally a turd, to Borneo, literally a toilet
20:25:00 <couleurs> lol
20:25:00 <StrykerX> lolll
20:25:00 <beehhh> borneo is better than many other places even the aliens visits here
20:26:00 <TokenDaRing> all Borneo needs is a good flushing
20:27:00 <beehhh> Im going to Canada is my destiny
20:27:00 <beehhh> and going alone
20:27:00 <StrykerX> Thought it was the UK
20:28:00 <StrykerX> Or has your visa been rejected already?
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> Canada will not allow feces, walking or not, to migrate to their country
20:28:00 <beehhh> yes one step at a time you cant jump too high or can you
20:28:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, I don't know man.. Mr Hanky
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
20:28:00 <beehhh> canada has more bangladeshies than aussie
20:29:00 <TokenDaRing> canada would just deport you too
20:29:00 <StrykerX> Bangla's are generally alrighrt
20:29:00 <StrykerX> -r
20:29:00 <StrykerX> They don't usually get deported
20:29:00 <StrykerX> Unless they're dealer taxi drivers
20:29:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I bet he got arrested for trying molest a female passenger
20:29:00 <soulcalibre> hahahahaha
20:29:00 <StrykerX> OH
20:29:00 <StrykerX> beehhh
20:29:00 <StrykerX> You're the reason they made cameras compulsary in taxi's?
20:30:00 <soulcalibre> prob
20:30:00 <StrykerX> Sicko
20:30:00 <soulcalibre> beehhh would no doubt be raping ppl
20:30:00 <beehhh> According to the 2011 Census there were 36,350 Canadians who claimed full or partial Australian ancestry.
20:30:00 <beehhh> There is an estimated number of 24,595 Bangladeshi people who live in Canada,[2] primarily in provinces like Ontario, British Columbia, Quebec, and Alberta. They live in cities like Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Calgary, Edmonton, and Ottawa.
20:30:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
20:31:00 <StrykerX> beehhh must be Googling "High Visa application success rates for Bangla"
20:31:00 <StrykerX> :/
20:31:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/8cba7a7cc0a0a4436e1aa44e72235611/tumblr_nfhz5iu7Vv1r1ckuno1_500.jpg
20:31:00 <beehhh> ok going for my evening walk thanks for the headache
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: stop trying to think too hard next time
20:31:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> I love how you disproved your own point btw
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks
20:38:00 <couleurs> how bout a kizz
20:39:00 <Zade> at least buy me a drink first couleurs
20:41:00 <couleurs> Power Rangers!!!!!!!!
20:42:00 <Nikky`> pucker up Zade
20:43:00 <Zade> ok Nikky`
20:44:00 <Nikky`> At least I don't have to buy you a drink first
20:44:00 <Zade> true
20:45:00 <Zade> do much over the weekend?
20:48:00 <Nikky`> Not overly and seeing my power went out for 9hrs last night, I was limited on what I did do
20:48:00 <Nikky`> you?
20:49:00 <Zade> did you have to restock the fridge?
20:49:00 <Zade> yeah not much went out last night, had a look at brunswick st today
20:49:00 <soulcalibre> buy me a drink
20:51:00 <Nikky`> lucky I didn't have much in there and was doing my shopping today
20:51:00 <TokenDaRing> soulcalibre: where were you last night?
20:52:00 <TokenDaRing> what did you wear today?
20:52:00 <soulcalibre> where was I last night?
20:52:00 <soulcalibre> at home
20:52:00 <Zade> jeans, t shirt and trainers
20:58:00 <British^Meat> BoomShackaLacka is trouble :)
20:59:00 <StrykerX> BoomShackaLacka, asl?
21:00:00 <BoomShackaLacka> hi
21:05:00 <British^Meat> dont be shy lil fellah
21:06:00 <StrykerX> What are BoomShackaLacka's other nicks, British^Meat?
21:07:00 <British^Meat> too many to mention
21:07:00 <British^Meat> im not sure exactly which one he is
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> mayo/
21:07:00 <British^Meat> but he is one of those looooooooooool guys
21:07:00 <British^Meat> u know the ones...
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> or pivilent?
21:10:00 <Nikky`> Where is doodle?
21:32:00 <simba> 4:1)
21:33:00 <Tisk> hi simba
21:33:00 <simba> hi
21:33:00 <simba> hows every ones
21:34:00 <Tisk> alright
21:43:00 <StrykerX> Does anyone know where to get cheap printer ink?
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> the Printer Wizards
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> you know students or anything?
21:44:00 <StrykerX> Cheers
21:44:00 <StrykerX> No
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> even cheaper with a student card or pensioner card
21:45:00 <Fez> anything is a large topic
22:15:00 <Tisk> i vote B1{MIA} be renamed BO
22:15:00 <Tisk> cause he stinks
22:15:00 <Tisk> lols
22:15:00 <British^Meat> :) im down with that
22:15:00 <nate> call him legend of the world
22:17:00 <soulcalibre> im down with that too
22:17:00 <Tisk> so bo is now known as pong
22:17:00 <soulcalibre> lol
22:17:00 <psYbR> i vote he get his nick changed to black wood but without the space
22:17:00 <British^Meat> hah
22:17:00 <Tisk> nah
22:17:00 <soulcalibre> LOL
22:17:00 <British^Meat> i also like this
22:17:00 <soulcalibre> big J
22:18:00 <Tisk> i vote psYbR goes hocks his ass
22:18:00 <Tisk> for crack
22:19:00 <ieatcats> i hock my ass for fresh cat meat
22:19:00 <psYbR> i vote Tisk get over his jealousy
22:19:00 <Tisk> jealous of what
22:19:00 <Tisk> a sc
22:20:00 <psYbR> 'jealous of what' funny cunt
22:21:00 <Tisk> i dont get jealous
22:21:00 <psYbR> rofl
22:22:00 <psYbR> so why you so mad at me the second ash starts talking to me
22:22:00 <Tisk> u have nothing i want
22:22:00 <Tisk> drugs make me think i want stuff
22:22:00 <Tisk> when i dont care
22:22:00 <Tisk> lols
22:22:00 <psYbR> Tisk> i no addicted to drugs
22:23:00 <psYbR> Tisk> drugs make me think i want stuff
22:23:00 <psYbR> idiot.
22:23:00 <Tisk> alcohol is drug
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