// #melbourne — 2015-03-18
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00:00:00 <couleurs> WoO_HoO
03:43:00 <rigget> big night ston trodden
03:55:00 <rigget> yo
04:39:00 <rigget> 2012 this time you might get a few scragglers on irc
04:39:00 <rigget> at this hour
11:54:00 <rigget> hello
12:56:00 <MrMark> its me again!
15:36:00 <TheRon> HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!!
15:37:00 <Dugnuts> woo
15:38:00 <TheRon> dropkick murphy's
15:38:00 <TheRon> so irish
15:39:00 <TheRon> where's the st patricks day message??
15:42:00 <TokenDaRing> hey psYbR
15:43:00 <TheRon> it's good to be green
15:45:00 <psYbR> ay mate
15:59:00 <TheRon> any irish on here?
16:06:00 <TheRon> house of pain - jup around is pretty irish
16:06:00 <TheRon> jump
16:11:00 <TheRon> i know bee_girl is a little bit green
16:19:00 <bee_girl> ^^
16:19:00 <TheRon> irish?
16:24:00 <unique> Wow, this place... looks the same as it always did.
16:24:00 <TheRon> no irish ppl?
16:26:00 <ThomasChefferson> all the paddy's are out pissing in pots of gold
16:30:00 <TheRon> JUMP AROUND!
16:37:00 <TheRon> jeremy spoke in class today
16:50:00 <TheRon> this could be para para paradise
16:56:00 <TheRon> gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight
16:58:00 <TheRon> doctor, afternnon delight
16:58:00 <TheRon> afternoon delight
16:59:00 <doctor> Ron
16:59:00 <TheRon> yes?
17:00:00 <TheRon> doctor, feeling irish?
17:00:00 <doctor> nah not today
17:00:00 <TheRon> why not?
17:01:00 <Dugnuts> it is st patricks day
17:01:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:06:00 <doctor> don't need a reason to get pissed. if i felt like it, i would
17:07:00 <TheRon> bananarama - cruel summer
17:11:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - jungleland
17:22:00 <TheRon> how about them breasts?
17:24:00 <Floss> I love a bit 'o chook tit!
17:25:00 <TheRon> old chook tit?
17:25:00 <Floss> of.
17:29:00 <TheRon> irish breasts?
17:34:00 <TheRon> gonna have a ball tonight, down at the globe
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> still never been there
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> been to all the rest ... just not there
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> all the rest on albert st and skipton st I mean
17:38:00 <TheRon> irish eyes smiling?
17:39:00 <TheRon> do stoners celebrate the dutch day?
17:39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:39:00 <Bastardly_One> good question
17:40:00 <TheRon> jamiacan day?
17:41:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
17:44:00 <Adonis> smoking weed is part of my diet
17:44:00 <TheRon> is there a weed national holiday?
17:45:00 <TheRon> besides everyday
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
17:45:00 <Adonis> lol
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> but not a holiday
17:45:00 <Adonis> well every day for me
17:45:00 <Adonis> between meals 6 and 7
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a national 420 day though
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> in the US of A
17:46:00 <Serenity> never thought of you as a stoner aaron
17:46:00 <Adonis> I just started this week
17:46:00 <TheRon> appetite suppresant?
17:46:00 <Adonis> suppresant?
17:46:00 <Adonis> the opposite
17:47:00 <TheRon> it's weed scrub that
17:47:00 <Adonis> I need it to make me hungry
17:47:00 <Adonis> I'm on 7000 calories
17:47:00 <Adonis> you know how hard it is to eat that?
17:47:00 <TheRon> Serenity any irish?
17:47:00 <Serenity> nup
17:47:00 <TheRon> damn!
17:48:00 <TheRon> i'm a gentleman i won't keep going with that
17:48:00 <Serenity> in healthy food its fucking impossible
17:48:00 <Adonis> exactly
17:48:00 <Adonis> I'm injecting b12 to inrease my hunger too
17:48:00 <Adonis> I'm trying to get to 110-115kg
17:48:00 <Adonis> I don't like weed though
17:48:00 <Serenity> i was doing 1200 and in healthy clean food thats heaps of food
17:49:00 <TheRon> whats the bombers favoutire drug
17:49:00 <Serenity> so times that by 7 ugh
17:49:00 <Adonis> yeah it's shit
17:49:00 <TheRon> thyamine beta 12 or something
17:49:00 <TheRon> was i close?
17:49:00 <Adonis> http://horsesuppliesdirect.com.au/troy-vitamin-b12-injection-100ml
17:50:00 <TheRon> adonis you a peptide fan?
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me how much I weight?
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kg
17:50:00 <Adonis> nope
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> you fat cunts!
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> *weigh
17:50:00 <TheRon> you have cancer?
17:50:00 <Adonis> I've trialled heaps of peptides
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what?
17:50:00 <Serenity> b1 you're like 4 foot tall
17:51:00 <Serenity> shut up you hobbit
17:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen relatives with cancer and it seems like it
17:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but hobbits are fat
17:51:00 <TheRon> i lost like 20 kilos in 4 days wanna know how?
17:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like the freak hobbit
17:51:00 <Adonis> best ones to use is 100mcg ghrp2 and 100mcg mod grf1-29 3x a day then 3 hours after the last pep shot, 8iu hgh IM
17:51:00 <TheRon> i got aids
17:51:00 <Adonis> ghrp6 makes me go hypo
17:51:00 <Adonis> ipamorellin made my hands swell like a balloon
17:51:00 <Adonis> s22 hurts like a bitch for fuck all gains
17:52:00 <Adonis> IGF1-lr3 is ok, the des version is better, but that's if you get good quality stuff
17:52:00 <TheRon> adonis ever heard of the gym and diet?
17:52:00 <Adonis> TheRon: I'm a manager of a gym
17:52:00 <Adonis> and I diet
17:52:00 <Adonis> I diet 24*7
17:52:00 <Serenity> lol ever heard of the gym
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> the way you inject shit into yourself
17:52:00 <Serenity> he lives there
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> you are probably a leb chick I know's personal trainer
17:52:00 <Adonis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11050796_10205812772345893_8958608484793127986_n.jpg?oh=051c6ebbfae24842fe48504c4afc5d22&oe=556FB43C&__gda__=1433382186_c5c743f36a40b39a5aaf94a08c1c45c5 I'm the left
17:53:00 <Adonis> I don't do PT
17:53:00 <Bastardly_One> she fucks up her ankle ... he feeds her steriods
17:53:00 <Adonis> people are retarded
17:53:00 <Bastardly_One> *steroids
17:53:00 <Adonis> they can't stick to a diet and they lie to you
17:53:00 <Adonis> I can tell when someone is lying to me when I asked if they stick to their diets 100 percent
17:54:00 <Serenity> i.. uh ohh yeah well.. yeah i did
17:54:00 <Adonis> lol
17:54:00 <Adonis> nah see I do calliper tests
17:54:00 <Adonis> I usually restrict carbs
17:54:00 <Adonis> and when somones sub scap reading becomes higher than it should
17:54:00 <Adonis> it's due to the release of insulin from carbs
17:56:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lonliness
17:56:00 <TheRon> truth beauty and a picture of you
17:57:00 <TheRon> little creatures is the best beer
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> Adonis, does it bother you that you will be dead by 50 max?
17:57:00 <TheRon> with shrunken balls?
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> your heart, liver, kidneys, bladder
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be ready to give up the ghost
17:57:00 <TheRon> blokes don't care about that shit, it's the genitals
17:59:00 <TheRon> you'd think the threat of shrunken testicles would be enough deterrent not to take drugs
18:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: also looking like you're constantly carrying two suitcases must be shit
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> ahh crazy girls
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> found myself one on the weekend
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> and damn does she know how to fuck
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> but i just know she'll get crazy eventually
18:01:00 <TheRon> you found yourself a cheerleader
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> haha nope
18:02:00 <Dugnuts> but she would probably dress up like one if i asked
18:02:00 <TheRon> nice
18:02:00 <Dugnuts> and supplied the outfit
18:02:00 <TheRon> i'd get mine to dress up like a business bitch
18:03:00 <TheRon> id let her abuse me
18:03:00 <Floss> good grief.
18:03:00 <TheRon> what?
18:04:00 <Floss> What? Women are things!
18:04:00 <TheRon> are they?
18:04:00 <Dugnuts> since when?
18:05:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives, it's so cute
18:06:00 <TheRon> hey guys, women are things!!!!!
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> well this is news to me
18:06:00 <Floss> family guy
18:08:00 <TheRon> you're love is lifting me higher than i've ever been lifted before
18:12:00 <TheRon> freedom isnt free, it costs folks like you and me
18:13:00 <TheRon> and if you don't throw in your buck o five who will
18:15:00 <TheRon> and i guess thats why they call it the blues
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants a shoehorn the kind with teeth
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> people should get beat up for stating their beliefs
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> coz he knows there's no such thing
18:17:00 <TheRon> what is it with people in craigieburn joining isis?
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I know right?
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like one part of Syd I can never remember the name of
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Merrylands I think
18:18:00 <TheRon> i could understand if they were taking out pedophile priests
18:21:00 <TheRon> she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like people, they're the ones you can't stand
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I see smoke signals coming from them
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> they say we're out of furniture
18:24:00 <TheRon> i got some chicken for tea
18:24:00 <TheRon> roasted peices with some salad
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea what I feel like
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a pub lunch in Beaufort
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> still a bit full
18:25:00 <TheRon> blue grenadier is cheap atm
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I know :D
18:25:00 <TheRon> the fishmonger in howit st cooks fish who knew
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was pretty damn happy with the amount I get once a week this week
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> the one in the shopping centre or up near Hardly Normal on the other side?
18:26:00 <TheRon> the fresh fish bloke in the arcade there
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the shops
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> near ferguson plaires
18:27:00 <TheRon> who
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> who make the best bakery shit ever
18:27:00 <TheRon> ahh the bakery
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> or down the Woolies end if you prefer
18:28:00 <TheRon> closeenough
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy who used to run that ... Sam
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> did the best fish n chips ever
18:28:00 <TheRon> bugger gus, go the fresh fish bloke
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly used to go there too
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I thought you meant
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where is good close to town for fresh fish to do at home?
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a bit weary of their cooked food now though as I was sick last time I had it
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> Jonas on Little Bridge St
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> or Neptunes or whatever he calls the friggen place
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I might make sausage rolls
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like an ok idea
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> They Might Be Giants are so much fun when you've not heard them for a while
18:34:00 <TheRon> sia chadeleier
18:35:00 <TheRon> chandeleir
18:37:00 <TheRon> you got a fast car, maybe we can make a deal
18:37:00 <TheRon> mew, boobs now!
18:37:00 <TheRon> too forward?
18:39:00 <TheRon> if you dont ask you dont get
18:41:00 <zaim> asl TheRon?
18:41:00 <TheRon> old enough to know better
18:42:00 <zaim> thats a
18:42:00 <TheRon> hey now hey now don't dream it's over
18:43:00 <Mew> everything is good for you, if it doesn't kill you
18:44:00 <TheRon> can i have another peice of chocolate cake
18:45:00 <TheRon> tmamy bakers got a lot on her plate
18:45:00 <TheRon> tammy
18:48:00 <TheRon> it's DARE!
18:50:00 <TheRon> come said the boy, lets go down by sand, you can do what you wanna do, let me be a man for you
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're dad doesn't have a beard you've got two mums
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> two beardless mums
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> is that Pictard?
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> or the real midget?
19:17:00 <unique> Real :p
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
19:17:00 <unique> HAHAHAHA
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> he will be in soon
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> telling me I supposedly begged you to meet for se
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> x
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> when you were 15
19:17:00 <unique> Check us out, we're losers back here
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I lived in Geelong
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> the loser
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> how are you?
19:18:00 <unique> Hahah what.. I didn't meet you til I was uh, 17. So.. 10 yrs ago.
19:18:00 <unique> How old do you feel now? :p
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no shit
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking old!
19:18:00 <unique> Lol. I'm good, how're you?
19:18:00 <unique> Hahaha
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been reading FB?
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a few guns
19:19:00 <unique> Only minimal
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:19:00 <unique> Haven't taken a whole lot of notice
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm alright ... and good!
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I whine a lot
19:20:00 <unique> Guns/bullets for who?
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire world
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> not particular
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:20:00 <unique> I'll be in on that, you can start about an hour away from here.
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having a rough trot but in the scheme of things I am doing good really
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a lot of people out there a lot worse off
19:21:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxH1PxMZ2Uo
19:21:00 <unique> How funny, seeing you sook on fb made me think we should have a 10 yr reunion.. but then, where the fuck is everyone now days?
19:22:00 <unique> I see bits and pieces of Mark and Jeff but no one else..
19:22:00 <couleurs> hello friends, how are you all i am christian from Australia seeking christian friends to talk to, can we chat please?
19:22:00 <unique> Guess they got lives huh..
19:22:00 <faux> lmao
19:23:00 <unique> Fuck off couleurs.
19:23:00 <unique> :D
19:23:00 <couleurs> :D
19:24:00 <unique> So we had sex B1??
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not just in dreams either
19:24:00 <unique> When I was 15... was it good?
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
19:24:00 <unique> Hahahahaha
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask you the same thing
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> if it was good
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle will be sad shes not here to see you
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> Hah!
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:25:00 <unique> Whattt
19:25:00 <unique> I had her on fb up until a few weeks ago
19:26:00 <slinky_J> she said BRB!
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> back
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> much better
19:27:00 <unique> She is she
19:27:00 <unique> *who
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it wasn't you with issues
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ignore slinky
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> he is probably talking at a movie or video game
19:27:00 <unique> Oh right.
19:28:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
19:28:00 <unique> So, this is lively.
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's almost as good as it gets these days too
19:29:00 <unique> Really?
19:29:00 <couleurs> :))))))
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
19:29:00 <unique> So sad, when convo used to scroll too quick to keep up with it, tragic.
19:30:00 <unique> Who is this couleurs wank?
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's alright ... he's one of the few that doesn't have a problem with me either (I don't think)
19:31:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> he just has an obsession with Fifa
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> the soccer game
19:31:00 <unique> Fun fun
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see my son and I got in contact again?
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> that was like 2 profiles ago though
19:32:00 <unique> No I missed that..
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts from here got the other 2 shut down
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in Dec
19:32:00 <unique> How'd it go??
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> going along alright but I swear it is me at 20
19:33:00 <unique> Hahahah
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs a few swift kicks up the arse before it's too late
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking serious
19:33:00 <unique> Mines not even 3 yet and I can see he'll need a few swift kicks up the arse.
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, when I think about it I was less fucked up but his mother is a real unit
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but toddlers are meant to test ... it's how they learn themselves too IMO
19:34:00 <unique> My kids an arsehole.
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always said there is not much difference between toddlers and puppies
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> you kind of have to train them in similar ways on similar things
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:35:00 <unique> It's hard when he's so cute.
19:36:00 <unique> If I'd had an ugly kid, might have been easier.
19:36:00 <Sponge> is it bigger than you
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Sponge clearly knows you
19:37:00 <unique> Clearly..
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> only I'm allowed to be rude
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> to you I mean
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and by the way ... you've done well
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> everything you set out to do you have done
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> not many people can say that
19:38:00 <unique> Not too shabby for a fat country bumpkin..
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> blah to that
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I saw Sherm recently
19:39:00 <unique> Well I never lied. Hahaha. But I haven't quite succeeded. Goal was to have 5 houses by 30.. I'm lacking 1.
19:39:00 <unique> No way! How's he?
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> only online though ... we've got back in touch
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> he is doing well, had an eye op and can see better now
19:39:00 <unique> Had Ash on fb up until a few weeks ago too.
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> steady job for years and david V on my list
19:39:00 <unique> He'd had one last time I was talking to him I reckon
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> theres only one david with a v so youll figure it out
19:40:00 <unique> :/
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> ash and I lost touch and I think ash likes it that way
19:40:00 <unique> He went quiet, hooked up witu some chick.. never really heard anything more
19:41:00 <British^Meat> EveryBoDy Do thE simba DanCe!!
19:41:00 <couleurs> EveryBoDy Do thE simba DanCe!!
19:41:00 <British^Meat> u remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dances?
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds an ash thing to do
19:42:00 <British^Meat> Thats the simba dance, i just coined it
19:42:00 <unique> Not like I can talk, got hitched and went off the radar
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so I am special?
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> be careful how you answer ... lol
19:43:00 <unique> I had a few of yas left of FB but I did a major cull.
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a bit, almost distressed, when I couldn't remember your surname for this new profile for a while
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I like seeing how people are going
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I say not much at all
19:44:00 <unique> Hahaha would have been able to see through Marks
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am supposed to catch up with him, Sherm and chelle one day
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucked if I know
19:45:00 <unique> Yell out when..
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to organise that seems a feat
19:46:00 <unique> Jeff is moving melb way in the next few weeks (if he hasn't already)
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I will ... I think I've a better chance with just Sherm though ... he's not a social butterfly
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> mark is just gonna be the same forever I reckon
19:46:00 <unique> Lol
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone look 20 forever?
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky cunt
19:46:00 <unique> Would be good to all catch up
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it would
19:47:00 <unique> Hahah I reckon.. he looks exactly the same. I've aged 20 yrs over the last 10.
19:47:00 <couleurs> :))))))
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well look how drastic I've aged
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and I am kinda dead
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I have COAD
19:47:00 <ooomp> [19:46] *** You are banned from this IRC server
19:48:00 <unique> No way I commented the other day saying how you somehow look younger
19:48:00 <British^Meat> y ban? u norts?
19:48:00 <ooomp> Why must we ban entire IPs
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Mark seriously hasn't aged one bit
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, those pic go in order from most recent to oldest
19:48:00 <unique> Can't even think who else, how bad is that. -.-
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> the smug hipster beanie one is like ummmm
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 yrs old?
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah they go from newest to oldest
19:49:00 <couleurs> ooomp is a 3lit3 h4x0r
19:49:00 <unique> That's alright, I just found all my old pics on photobucket hahaha
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I put them up as I realised I had no pics on that profile for the mini me to compare himself with
19:49:00 <ooomp> You mean l33t right
19:49:00 <British^Meat> what time are we playing Hardline on Thursday couleurs?
19:49:00 <couleurs> yeap
19:49:00 <British^Meat> LOL jokes, i know u aint gettin it
19:50:00 <unique> What's the mini me's name.. I wanna suss
19:50:00 <couleurs> what's hardline sounds homosexual...
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> Teague
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and he has no pics
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and is seriously weird
19:50:00 <British^Meat> Hard Thrusting Line
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see what I mean maybe
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:50:00 <couleurs> :))))))
19:50:00 <British^Meat> Bottlefed hardline
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> Project Cars in 2 weeks
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
19:51:00 <couleurs> i will get that 1
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> GT with "options" sounds good and the gameplay looks mad right?
19:51:00 <ooomp> FIFA or gtfo
19:51:00 <ooomp> None of this other games bs
19:51:00 <couleurs> will need a new steering wheel 2 gr8 thank's a lot
19:51:00 <unique> Oh ffs. Have fun in a real car.
19:51:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
19:52:00 <British^Meat> nuh uh
19:52:00 <British^Meat> anything BUT fifa
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait to throw DriveClub out the window
19:52:00 <British^Meat> fifa is like a computer, as soon as u buy it its obselete
19:52:00 <couleurs> no it's not, you get updates for a year
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and depends when I finish talking and then go do what I do and if you're up when I am back in regards to Fifa
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> so
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> no
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I looked at it for the first time in ages last night
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I forget how to play
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I knew how anyway right?
19:53:00 <couleurs> who cares u suk @ fifa
19:53:00 <couleurs> i play AzzA now
19:54:00 <couleurs> he's actually good
19:54:00 <couleurs> don't need u old man
19:54:00 <slinky_J> [18:57] <Bastardly_One> and yeah ignore slinky
19:54:00 <slinky_J> [18:57] <Bastardly_One> he is probably talking at a movie or video game
19:54:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
19:54:00 <slinky_J> dont tell ppl to ignore me.
19:54:00 <British^Meat> hah
19:54:00 <unique> Hahaha
19:54:00 <couleurs> ignore this 8=======D
19:54:00 <British^Meat> sif listen to what B O has to say
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:54:00 <unique> slinky_J asl?
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up twat bat
19:55:00 <British^Meat> Make me....
19:55:00 <unique> -.-
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't make shit
19:55:00 <slinky_J> uno me under
19:55:00 <slinky_J> unique
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I create art
19:55:00 <couleurs> bet ooomp is better @ fifa and he's a girl!!!!!!!!!!!
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember PandasDontDrive at all unique?
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's slinky
19:55:00 <couleurs> omg i do he was annoying as F*ck!!!!!!!
19:55:00 <unique> OH Josh. Hah. I have that loser on fb too still I think..
19:56:00 <unique> :p
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr!
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> watch out
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> he will get butthurt now
19:56:00 <slinky_J> nuh
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> by taking that too serious about the loser bit
19:56:00 <ooomp> B1 don't troll
19:56:00 <slinky_J> y would i care?
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, in the words of a twat bat
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> make me
19:57:00 <unique> Actually he must have gone in the cull.
19:57:00 <ooomp> Not worth my effort old man
19:57:00 <slinky_J> yes its called i deld unique from my fb
19:57:00 <slinky_J> ty
19:57:00 <unique> Old man... what the.. how old are you ooomp?
19:57:00 <slinky_J> applause all round
19:57:00 <ooomp> 13
19:57:00 <couleurs> apple sauce all around
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I am old
19:58:00 <unique> Either way Josh, I swiped most a few weeks ago.
19:58:00 <unique> I'm old.
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not even 30 yet
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly old
19:58:00 <unique> There shouldn't be any 13 yr olds on here. They wouldn't even know what this is.
19:58:00 <unique> Ehem, 27 in a couple of weeks.
19:58:00 <ooomp> My 48 year old friend told me about it
19:59:00 <ooomp> He's so nice
19:59:00 <unique> Hahahahahah
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs is like 11 though
19:59:00 <ooomp> He wants to meet me
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> is Picard 48 now?
19:59:00 <unique> picard your friend? He'd he about that
19:59:00 <couleurs> no i'm 13 now
19:59:00 <unique> Oh SNAP
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right couleurs my bad
19:59:00 <unique> Ahahahahahahha
19:59:00 <ooomp> I searched for yesterday's chat network, and found IRC
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've found the best place to troll
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> on a very very sad program
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> but the insult rooms are fun
20:00:00 <slinky_J> iunno any other chats beside irc
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> especially when they get into it on voice
20:01:00 <ooomp> try MSN slinky_J
20:01:00 <slinky_J> nah icq
20:01:00 <ooomp> AOL chat lol
20:01:00 <British^Meat> Pow Wow
20:01:00 <slinky_J> yahoo chat?
20:01:00 <ooomp> MySpace
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> they are supposedly bringing back the full Yahoo chat
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> but making people pay for it
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking disturbing is that?
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, PalTalk might as well be the same place
20:02:00 <ooomp> Idiots are a plenty
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> thats where I found the insult rooms
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and carspokes/beagle
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> is just as hated there as here
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> he was having this fight with an alcoholic chick the other day
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and they were both calling each other bad drunks
20:03:00 <slinky_J> u should get on paltalk with beagle
20:03:00 <slinky_J> rant rant
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that has dealt with beagle would find him calling anyone a bad drunk hilarious
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not worked out who I am Josh
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's fun
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> gets worked up because I know about hi
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> m
20:04:00 <slinky_J> i go to toy stores and tickle plush toys
20:04:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> no
20:04:00 <ooomp> I did, once
20:04:00 <ooomp> Stop repeating it
20:04:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> someone said DA Inquistion though
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm shattered you can't be a whore though and have to pick one character to romance
20:05:00 <unique> Lol
20:05:00 <slinky_J> i can change sexes in sunset overdrive
20:05:00 <slinky_J> i can be a dude wearin girls clothing
20:05:00 <slinky_J> ;D
20:06:00 <couleurs> just like irl
20:06:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
20:06:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
20:06:00 <ooomp> Funny because its true
20:06:00 <couleurs> told u
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> next run though on this though I am gonna go for a female character and have her chase Iron Bull
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the scene where she dies of a loss of blood the first time they have sex
20:08:00 <couleurs> HTC One M9 going up for pre-sale on all major carriers tomorrow morning. Outright pricing $1099.
20:08:00 <couleurs> w-w-w-hat
20:08:00 <slinky_J> wot
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
20:09:00 <slinky_J> ori and the blind forest is out wooo
20:09:00 <ooomp> Way too overpriced
20:09:00 <couleurs> that's ridiphonelous
20:09:00 <couleurs> !!!!!
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I am getting an S5 or an M8
20:09:00 <couleurs> wow i was expecting $800 at the most
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking 6 - 8
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
20:10:00 <couleurs> the M8 is already around $600
20:10:00 <couleurs> pity it sux
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> ya think?
20:10:00 <couleurs> shit camera
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> fair
20:10:00 <couleurs> might get a sony z3 now
20:11:00 <couleurs> $650 outright
20:11:00 <couleurs> thank u every1
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I might take the advice from the other night
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and get jipped on an S5
20:12:00 <partay> s5 over rated
20:12:00 <Serenity> you shut your meat hole partay
20:12:00 <partay> i have one
20:12:00 <StrykerX> Phone's are getting stupidly big
20:12:00 <ooomp> I'll sell you my Nokia 5110 for $1. Super bright green backlit screen, great 2G reception, 1 week talk time battery life, SMS AND snake!
20:12:00 <StrykerX> Ps, ohai
20:13:00 <StrykerX> ooomp, snake? SOLD!
20:13:00 <partay> the nokia lumna 1320
20:13:00 <partay> is good
20:13:00 <Serenity> yes i bought one for my husband
20:13:00 <Serenity> they are sex
20:13:00 <couleurs> ok let's do it meet u @ flinders toilets 9pm
20:13:00 <partay> phablet
20:13:00 <ooomp> Being your dollar.
20:14:00 <unique> Ah dear.
20:14:00 <couleurs> I'll buy that for a dollar!!!!!!!!!!!
20:14:00 <couleurs> --- robocop movie man
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> meet her at southern cross
20:14:00 <StrykerX> Is this "unique" the one who used to come here?
20:14:00 <couleurs> Fancy!!!!!
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> then she doesnt have to get from southern cross to flinders
20:14:00 <StrykerX> Or a newbie?
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> quieter too
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's the real midget Stryker
20:14:00 <unique> Depends who is asking. -.-
20:15:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:15:00 <StrykerX> I am! :D
20:15:00 <StrykerX> On phone chat, I'm more than happy with my S2 :D
20:15:00 <immutable> oh yeah?
20:15:00 <unique> And who are you?
20:15:00 <British^Meat> Freddie Flintoff
20:15:00 <StrykerX> Old nick was MysteriousShado
20:15:00 <immutable> who's this unique guy
20:16:00 <unique> Oh shadow!! :)
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Many moons ago
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Yes!
20:16:00 <unique> Long time!
20:16:00 <immutable> long time noeee sex
20:16:00 <immutable> sex sucks anyway
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Very long!
20:17:00 <StrykerX> What's crackin?
20:17:00 <ooomp> You're doing it wrong
20:17:00 <immutable> going to start making my own music
20:17:00 <immutable> because music today is shit and I want to show everyone up
20:18:00 <StrykerX> immutable, is that you, Chris?
20:18:00 <unique> Not a lot, same shit, different day, just older. :D
20:19:00 <unique> Chris who? -.-
20:19:00 <immutable> no my name is michael and I am from a far off land the land of sydney
20:19:00 <unique> And.. I'm not a guy, thanks.
20:19:00 <immutable> where people are assholes and full of shit
20:19:00 <StrykerX> Older? Or past it? :D
20:20:00 <unique> Well I'm not 18 anymore. Shame that.
20:21:00 <immutable> now a slightly less amount of guys will want to bang you
20:21:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:22:00 <StrykerX> I forgot you were 18 lol
20:22:00 <unique> No one wants to bang me. I've always been the fatty no one wants.
20:22:00 <StrykerX> immutable, it's IRC
20:22:00 <StrykerX> Her being over 18 only deters people like Picard
20:22:00 <British^Meat> wow
20:22:00 <British^Meat> now i remember u unique
20:23:00 <British^Meat> #adelaidesa, you'd come in there and go on about how fat u were and fatty fatty fat fat
20:23:00 <British^Meat> id defend u and be all nice and say, nah you're not
20:23:00 <British^Meat> Then one day I made an innocent fat joke to you
20:23:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:23:00 <unique> Fatty that drives a mini, yes.
20:23:00 <British^Meat> and u went mental and rage quit Adelaidesa
20:24:00 <unique> Hey, when you're calles something often enough, you tend to just roll with it..
20:24:00 <StrykerX> Yes! The Mini girl!
20:24:00 <StrykerX> Deffo remember you now!!
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a flashback
20:24:00 <British^Meat> was just dumb
20:24:00 <unique> Get it.. roll.. hahah
20:24:00 <slinky_J> roll
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> to the melb_au days
20:24:00 <slinky_J> oh great
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> scary ... wonder where Rattlesnake is?
20:24:00 <slinky_J> now we get a story
20:24:00 <slinky_J> STORY TIME KIDS
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he has transformed into Digerati
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> good old stan
20:25:00 <unique> Wow yeah, Stan, he'd be 60 now yeah?
20:25:00 <unique> Hahahahaah
20:26:00 <immutable> pssh you can still get pity sex
20:26:00 <immutable> some girl called me a freak today at the shopping centre
20:26:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wow mzyoyo is here too
20:27:00 <immutable> you can't talk in #syd you'll get banned by glenn
20:27:00 <slinky_J> are you a freak
20:27:00 <immutable> or someone else
20:27:00 <unique> Lol
20:27:00 <immutable> not really slinky_J
20:27:00 <slinky_J> why did she call you a freak?
20:27:00 <unique> Oh I remember Skirmish too I think.
20:27:00 <Skirmish> It's unique the mini driving chick from Vic.
20:28:00 <slinky_J> every time you come back on irc you talk about old irc
20:28:00 <immutable> I think she had mental problems or something
20:28:00 <slinky_J> and people you remember from irc
20:28:00 <StrykerX> mzyoyo?
20:28:00 <StrykerX> Wow
20:28:00 <StrykerX> Was she that bulldog?
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> yes StrykerX
20:28:00 <StrykerX> Or am I confusing her with someone with a similar nick
20:28:00 <StrykerX> LOL
20:28:00 <unique> Flashbacks Josh, flashbacks. Lol
20:28:00 <unique> What bulldog?
20:29:00 <immutable> one day she's going to get her faced bashed in when she insults the wrong kind of guy like that
20:29:00 <unique> Can't even call myself the mini driver anymore. Devo.
20:30:00 <Skirmish> Would be hard to jam children into a mini.
20:30:00 <unique> That's the way immutable, fuck her up.
20:30:00 <unique> -.-
20:30:00 <immutable> lol
20:30:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
20:30:00 <unique> Plenty of room for my son.
20:30:00 <immutable> there are so many single mums nowadays
20:30:00 <slinky_J> ooomp quit msg sucks balls
20:30:00 <immutable> who are the fathers of all of these children?
20:31:00 <Skirmish> Longie is their father.
20:31:00 <British^Meat> not u immutable
20:31:00 <StrykerX> unique, did you smash the Mini?
20:31:00 <immutable> that's a relief British^Meat
20:31:00 <unique> Had an accident in one.. got a new one.. sold it. Still have the classic though.
20:32:00 <unique> Hubby won't let me sell the old girl.
20:32:00 <British^Meat> well, how could you be the father? Think about it
20:32:00 <immutable> thinking gives me a headache British^Meat
20:32:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcaXuW2-G1Y
20:32:00 <StrykerX> lolol
20:32:00 <StrykerX> Fe
20:32:00 <unique> I'm cool now with my vroom vroom v8.
20:32:00 <unique> Hahahah.
20:33:00 <StrykerX> Oh gawd
20:33:00 <StrykerX> A woman with a V8
20:33:00 <StrykerX> You're still up north yer?
20:33:00 <unique> Yeah, no change in location
20:33:00 <unique> Got it too good with work etc to leave.
20:33:00 <StrykerX> So I'm safe? k
20:34:00 <unique> Hahahahah
20:34:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
20:35:00 <immutable> DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FURRY!
20:35:00 <immutable> ?
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a furry
20:36:00 <StrykerX> Racisy.
20:36:00 <StrykerX> Erm
20:36:00 <StrykerX> Racist*
20:36:00 <immutable> isn't racism illegal in this country?
20:36:00 <TokenDaRing> hating furries isn't racism
20:36:00 <slinky_J> if they took the laugh track off of big bang theory
20:37:00 <TokenDaRing> it's just good sense
20:37:00 <slinky_J> the show would be canned in a week
20:37:00 <immutable> yeah I wouldn't know when to laugh
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, I got it even though they didn't ... wasn't a complete fail
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's chasing couleurs with a mallet duh
20:38:00 <StrykerX> <TokenDaRing> hating furries isn't racism
20:38:00 <StrykerX> <slinky_J> if they took the laugh track off of big bang theory
20:38:00 <StrykerX> <TokenDaRing> it's just good sense
20:38:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's racists chasing coloured people with mallets
20:38:00 <couleurs> i don't have a mullet
20:38:00 <slinky_J> furries?
20:38:00 <immutable> WHY did you say that couleurs had a mullet?
20:38:00 <slinky_J> i thought they were those people who think they're animals
20:38:00 <immutable> HE DONT
20:39:00 <slinky_J> and wear tails n shit
20:39:00 <unique> Hahahhahha
20:39:00 <slinky_J> im really a wolf!
20:39:00 <slinky_J> loserz
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd fit right in with furries I reckon slinky
20:39:00 <immutable> wat did you call everyone else except me?!
20:39:00 <slinky_J> the what now
20:39:00 <slinky_J> loserz haha
20:40:00 <immutable> that's right
20:40:00 <slinky_J> why would I fit right in with furries?
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're as douchey nerdy
20:40:00 <slinky_J> so judgemental
20:40:00 <immutable> at least he wouldn't fit in with the dickheads
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> actually on a serious not
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> e
20:40:00 <slinky_J> not asking Bastardly_One out to teh spring dance!
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was having a discussion about furries with someone the other day
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're usually pretty innocent types
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> naive a lot of the time too
20:41:00 <partay> i bet Serenity has a furrie
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> like special little emos
20:41:00 <slinky_J> lolz
20:41:00 <immutable> interesting
20:41:00 <slinky_J> nothin like them furry pussy cats
20:41:00 <couleurs> EveryBoDy Do thE simba DanCe!!
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about this doco i saw on them
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was offended by the wolf guy
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> as he was such a little girly guy
20:42:00 <slinky_J> Call of Furries
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> and then we got onto how most of them are sexually naive
20:42:00 <slinky_J> sounds like Picard's kinda party
20:43:00 <StrykerX> No
20:43:00 <StrykerX> He prefers furless
20:43:00 <immutable> this is really boring btw Bastardly_One just in case you were too autistic to notice
20:43:00 <StrykerX> :/
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice immutable
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have to go on and on and on then
20:43:00 <Zade> lol immutable
20:44:00 <Serenity> plz
20:44:00 <Serenity> dont
20:44:00 <immutable> furries are people too btw
20:44:00 <immutable> they just like to yiff
20:48:00 <slinky_J> i h8 how long it takes david attenborough to explain something
20:48:00 <slinky_J> this ........... is ........................ a snail
20:49:00 <unique> Kids still wide awake. What the hell.
20:49:00 <immutable> I had mcdonalds today
20:49:00 <partay> he's talks at that speed slinky so you can keep up
20:49:00 <unique> McDonald's is rank.
20:49:00 <immutable> I had a strawberry thickshake...
20:49:00 <immutable> I'm addicted to that shit
20:49:00 <unique> That's not so bad.
20:51:00 <immutable> err Serenity is mine Skirmish you'll nevar take her from me
20:51:00 <TokenDaRing> immutable reminds me of Saemon
20:51:00 <TokenDaRing> for some reason
20:51:00 <faux> Cant we just share her
20:51:00 <faux> I bags the boobs
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an insult to immutable I am sure
20:52:00 <immutable> err I don't even want her
20:52:00 <unique> Now now, share nicely.
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be insulting chris even
20:52:00 <couleurs> benis.
20:52:00 <faux> Beebuth
20:52:00 <unique> Who the hell is Chris
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont want to know
20:52:00 <faux> Chris is a less annoying version of b1
20:52:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
20:52:00 <unique> Nick change or newbie?
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> austnet's resident skitzo
20:53:00 <Skirmish> lol faux
20:53:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris is a junkie who rants on IRC about women who he imagines screwed him over
20:53:00 <immutable> lol
20:53:00 <TokenDaRing> then talks about his shitty music
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fucked if I remember his nicks because he constantly changes them
20:53:00 <immutable> that's me!
20:53:00 <TokenDaRing> and finishes it off by threatening everyone
20:53:00 <unique> Which one of you is Chris?
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> not squaddy though
20:53:00 <unique> Right
20:53:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: yet despite all that .... he is still the less annoying version of B1.
20:53:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: you know that song from Frozen?
20:53:00 <unique> I can tolerate B1.
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the B1 Fan Club is in
20:54:00 <unique> Yeah, let it the fuck go.
20:54:00 <Skirmish> unique: I can too since I put him on ignore.
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya it'd start eventually yeah?
20:54:00 <faux> I'm peeing right now and it sounds more riveting than b1
20:54:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I know none of the songs from Frozen.
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> keep trying ... I can't get rid of her
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trying for over a decade
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> listen to that
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> she keeps finding me
20:54:00 <unique> He's harmless. I was more annoying than him in person.
20:54:00 <StrykerX> Let it gooo Let it goooooo
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you're annoying in person?
20:55:00 <Skirmish> Why do I want to listen to that?
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I still remember the wog girls on the tram
20:55:00 <unique> Hahah oh what a weekend that was. Why the hell did my parents allow me to do that??
20:55:00 <immutable> did they sing sailor songs?
20:56:00 <unique> I'd never let my kid do that. Crazy.
20:56:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: because you need to learn to let it go
20:56:00 <immutable> I'd never let my kid on IRC period
20:56:00 <unique> Good point immutable.
20:56:00 <immutable> I'd be like get a real social life or whatever
20:56:00 <slinky_J> unique and b1 hung out?
20:56:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
20:56:00 <faux> Lollllll
20:56:00 <Skirmish> HA WITH SPACES!
20:57:00 <unique> Many moons ago, and Longie and heck, 20 odd others.
20:57:00 <faux> Lolll
20:57:00 <slinky_J> long enough ago to not bother talking about it
20:57:00 <slinky_J> ever
20:57:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing. Just because you have found comfort is inserting your nose in B1's bottom doesn't mean others will also.
20:57:00 <slinky_J> in channel.
20:57:00 <unique> I was just a kid back then.
20:57:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for the advice, but no thanks.
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually felt sorry for Longie that weekend
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> poor guy seemed so disorientated
20:57:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: you mean seeing the wisdom in not investing myself so much into a petty grudge over IRC?
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> bewildered almost
20:57:00 <mzyoyo> shut up shut up shut up!
20:58:00 <unique> Don't go there B1.
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't
20:58:00 <TokenDaRing> oh good the goblin lady left
20:58:00 <faux> We're allowed to dislike people token
20:58:00 <Skirmish> I don't have a petty grudge.
20:58:00 <faux> lol
20:58:00 <mr_ducati> b1 never shuts up
20:58:00 <faux> lmao
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> that car ride was just fucking ... weird
20:58:00 <slinky_J> nobody knows what ur goin on about
20:59:00 <slinky_J> have the convo in pm
20:59:00 <faux> better yet no one cares
20:59:00 <immutable> I care...
20:59:00 <immutable> go on
20:59:00 <slinky_J> mew mew mew
21:00:00 <slinky_J> *purrz*
21:00:00 <Skirmish> LOL why tell me to let it go TokenDaRing and then take a shot at mzyoyo? How can you be handing out advice and doing the contrary? You need to get away from the cult of taco.
21:00:00 <immutable> BE MORE LIKE NYAN CAT
21:00:00 <unique> You must be old now too Skirmish. You were old 10 yrs ago.
21:01:00 <Skirmish> unique: Everyone is older than they were 10 years ago.
21:01:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha Ernie Dingo's aboriginal name is Oondamooroo
21:01:00 <slinky_J> rofllez
21:01:00 <unique> Yeah.. but you were old back then, what are you now? 50 odd?
21:01:00 <immutable> some of us have children
21:01:00 <Skirmish> I was 26 10 years ago unique.
21:02:00 <unique> Oh. Wow. Really?
21:02:00 <immutable> he's like 55
21:02:00 <Skirmish> Give me a yell if you want some help with the math.
21:02:00 <slinky_J> I wish I was ten years ago..
21:02:00 <faux> lol
21:02:00 <unique> I suppose I was 16 and anything older than 21 was old. Hahaha
21:02:00 <faux> Yay new ep of girls
21:03:00 <partay> faux i like that show
21:03:00 <slinky_J> Oondamoorooooooooooo
21:03:00 <faux> Same
21:03:00 <immutable> I would tell 18 year old me to get a job and stop being a bum
21:03:00 <faux> Lena dunham rocks but she's annoying in the show
21:04:00 <unique> immutable have you had a nick change?
21:04:00 <Skirmish> I was forced to watch an episode of that new unbreakable Kimmy whatever last week. I hated it.
21:04:00 <slinky_J> girls?
21:04:00 <slinky_J> do u have pay tv faux?
21:04:00 <faux> No ew
21:04:00 <immutable> unique: no I just don't frequent this channel
21:04:00 <unique> Fair enough
21:05:00 <faux> Are you up to date partay
21:05:00 <partay> im a few behind ..
21:05:00 <faux> Oh
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh partay
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the chick pictard was neighbours with
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> that he accuses me of underage sex with all the time
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> so could be an interesting evening
21:06:00 <faux> .
21:06:00 <partay> ill come over and we can watch it faux
21:06:00 <faux> K
21:06:00 <immutable> I don't even care
21:07:00 <faux> Gonna watch the new ep now
21:07:00 <partay> no spoilers
21:07:00 <immutable> unique: and I are now besties
21:07:00 <slinky_J> y would u hang out with an underage chick anyway
21:07:00 <faux> And then do my assignmentuhhh
21:07:00 <couleurs> Ok
21:07:00 <unique> We are?
21:07:00 <immutable> yep
21:07:00 <unique> Cool. Asl?
21:08:00 <unique> I was 17/18 Josh. Not like I was 14.
21:08:00 <Skirmish> How old was the person you were hanging out with?
21:09:00 <unique> Which one? 20, 22, 25, 30..
21:09:00 <unique> There was a whole group.
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> and then the old legit pedo
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> what a discovery
21:10:00 <immutable> :/
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that was that weekend
21:10:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: wtf
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's coming back now
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:10:00 <unique> Yep hah
21:10:00 <slinky_J> pm
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> SlowMover got busted that weekend
21:10:00 <slinky_J> imagine im simba and asking you to take it to pm
21:10:00 <slinky_J> plz take it to pm.
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> with pics of almost every chick in channel
21:10:00 <unique> Ahhhh hahahah I was about to ask what his nick was
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> and a fuckload of them being underaged
21:10:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: feeling left out?
21:10:00 <slinky_J> I have a pet Rainicorn.
21:10:00 <slinky_J> nuh
21:13:00 <immutable> irc is a good place to get knocked up
21:13:00 <immutable> by longie
21:13:00 <immutable> / skirmish
21:13:00 <Serenity> REPREZENTIN'
21:13:00 <slinky_J> seems like a lot of ppl have hooked up over irc
21:14:00 <unique> My child isn't irc spawn, thank god.
21:14:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: Picard would be one of them, but he keeps failing somehow
21:15:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:15:00 <immutable> haha I almost had zero hookups over IRC
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
21:15:00 <Skirmish> I have never knocked up someone from irc. How did I end up linked to Longie who easily has 8 kids here?
21:15:00 <immutable> I was proud of that
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that camera I showed some of you has already been sold
21:15:00 <unique> Longie has 8 kids!?
21:15:00 <unique> I didn't know he had any. Lol
21:15:00 <Skirmish> At least ... all to different mothers.
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was seriously considering that camera
21:15:00 <Serenity> i almost knocked up StrykerX once
21:15:00 <Serenity> scary few weeks
21:16:00 <Skirmish> Scary for StrykerX, because Serenity kept slowly driving past his house with a cordless drill and a coat hanger.
21:16:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:16:00 <StrykerX> Yes
21:16:00 <StrykerX> She did
21:16:00 <StrykerX> Psycho
21:16:00 <Serenity> dont mess with my
21:16:00 <Serenity> me..
21:17:00 <Skirmish> Each time they made eye contact .... the drill would leap into action whipping the coat hanger around like a whisk.
21:17:00 <Serenity> wzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
21:18:00 <immutable> thank god I have zero kids
21:18:00 <immutable> zero is such a magical number
21:18:00 <unique> You can have mine, free.
21:19:00 <unique> Unfortunately I can't advertise him as being toilet trained just yet, sorry.
21:19:00 <Serenity> kids arent so bad
21:19:00 <immutable> hitting up their dads for child support must be though
21:19:00 <immutable> GIB ME MY MONEY!
21:20:00 <unique> True, he's not too bad. Good kid, really full on.
21:20:00 <Serenity> wouldnt know
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> he is like only 2
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and a boy
21:20:00 <unique> Hahahah damn welfare reaping child support demanding....
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> of course he is gonna be a walking tornado from the moment he wakes up until he sleeps
21:21:00 <unique> True
21:21:00 <immutable> so who has kids to longie?
21:21:00 <unique> Not me.
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> me
21:21:00 <unique> Lol
21:21:00 <immutable> lol
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and 2 to FyreStorm
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> she was a slut
21:21:00 <unique> My kid wouldn't be cute if it was Longies.
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> but only 1 to Longie
21:22:00 <immutable> ...
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> most hit and run and dont come back for seconds
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> FyreStorm did though
21:23:00 <immutable> ....
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> you started it
21:23:00 <immutable> ..........
21:23:00 <immutable> yeah I did hey
21:23:00 <unique> Hah
21:23:00 <Serenity> who is this knobbler
21:23:00 <immutable> this is depressing
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a bit
21:23:00 <Skirmish> Longie has only had kids with swimsuit models.
21:23:00 <unique> Pfffft
21:23:00 <Serenity> so glad he didnt knock up ruth
21:23:00 <unique> Because he's a model himself.
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> they kind of have a child
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's a dog
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> Ruth and him
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's got one of her own now too
21:25:00 <Serenity> duh
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> and very cute too
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how but
21:25:00 <Serenity> if you say so
21:25:00 <Skirmish> You sound bitter unique. Don't be bitter.
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> the baby isn't that ugly
21:25:00 <Skirmish> I remember you had a mega crush on Longwardo.
21:25:00 <immutable> I'm pretty jealous of you parents lol
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite cute
21:25:00 <Serenity> if you have to say 'the baby isnt that ugly'
21:25:00 <Serenity> its ugly
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> dont be immutable
21:26:00 <unique> Yeah I did, he's a great guy(or was) but no model. Lol
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I see your point Serenity
21:27:00 <immutable> haha man ugly babies sicken me... also stupid looking babies... they also sicken me
21:27:00 <Skirmish> Don't be bitter than he's having children with models then.
21:27:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
21:28:00 <unique> Not bitter, just can't see that happening. Seen his mrs, she looks alright though.
21:28:00 <Serenity> well
21:28:00 <Serenity> shes a model
21:28:00 <Serenity> so..
21:29:00 <slinky_J> FiFa!
21:29:00 <Serenity> im sure hes pounding that cervix
21:29:00 <unique> Hahahaha yeah, ok.
21:29:00 <Skirmish> lol
21:29:00 <slinky_J> anyone's a model these dayz
21:29:00 <Skirmish> unique is jealous.
21:29:00 <unique> I model..
21:29:00 <unique> My big toe.
21:29:00 <Serenity> everyone seems to think runway when you say the word model
21:30:00 <Serenity> theyre generally a small percentage
21:30:00 <immutable> I'm too fat to be a model
21:30:00 <slinky_J> so you eat models then!
21:30:00 <immutable> I'd die if I did
21:30:00 <Serenity> longie eats models
21:30:00 <Serenity> ;)
21:30:00 <slinky_J> when will we wake up from teh Matrix
21:31:00 <immutable> models generally aren't that good looking just saying
21:31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the footpath wants me to walk on it and I am also way fucking hungry
21:31:00 <Serenity> not in the face
21:31:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... don't say you've not been warned
21:32:00 <slinky_J> arrrrrrr! when a game disc doesnt load
21:34:00 <Serenity> nate dawwwg
21:38:00 <nate> such love, dreams do happen
21:38:00 <nate> shops time!
21:38:00 <immutable> star struck lovers
21:39:00 <immutable> recovering from fusion energy release
21:39:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP-uie6KrIo
21:43:00 <immutable> so how crazy is Serenity out of crazy?
21:44:00 <Serenity> im insane
21:44:00 <immutable> I'm glad
21:45:00 <immutable> I too am also a nutjob
21:45:00 <immutable> now we can colour in together in the mental ward
21:45:00 <Serenity> ill share my crayons
21:46:00 <immutable> I'll just eat them
21:46:00 <Serenity> they arent wind ups though im not allowed to have the springs
21:46:00 <immutable> I'm not allowed to have anything I can kill other people with
21:46:00 <milk> they were offering face painting in outpaitients the other day
21:47:00 <StrykerX> She so crae crae
21:47:00 <Serenity> you told me you loved my crazy side StrykerX
21:48:00 <immutable> omg this is a crack up
21:48:00 <StrykerX> Oh I do
21:48:00 <StrykerX> Long time
21:48:00 <Serenity> ;)
21:48:00 <StrykerX> ;)
21:48:00 <immutable> get in
21:49:00 <Serenity> >.>
21:50:00 <StrykerX> <.<
21:50:00 <zaim> 8==o
21:51:00 <StrykerX> Hi cita
21:52:00 <StrykerX> Asl bro
21:52:00 <cita> Hi StrykerX.
21:52:00 <cita> 23 M ACT
21:52:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:04:00 <doctor> it's good to be mad
22:05:00 <amelia> has anyone here ever done a working holiday in Canada
22:08:00 <frayedknot> amelia nope but it sounds good
22:09:00 <amelia> yah I reckon too
22:09:00 <frayedknot> which part of Canada?
22:09:00 <doctor> not really a holiday if its working
22:09:00 <cita> amelia: Someone I knew did that in British Columbia.
22:09:00 <cita> amelia: Pretty easy for Australians under 30s because of some Commonwealth thing.
22:09:00 <amelia> I was thinkin Whistler or Banff
22:10:00 <amelia> yah I applied, jus be good to speak to someone about it instead of jus googling
22:10:00 <frayedknot> so, you want to work at the snow?
22:10:00 <amelia> yi[
22:10:00 <amelia> yip
22:10:00 <frayedknot> you can do that in Australia too, or NZ
22:10:00 <amelia> nuh I want Canada
22:10:00 <frayedknot> i think it's easy if you're under 31
22:11:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah it is
22:11:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're under 31, it's easy to get a working holiday visa in most countries
22:11:00 <amelia> yah that part is easy
22:11:00 <amelia> I'm jus curious if it's worth paying one of those companies to hook you up with a job before you leave
22:12:00 <amelia> or jus wing it and find one when you there
22:12:00 <amelia> if you arrive before October when the rest of the flock arrive
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> those companies will usually take a portion of your pay
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> and sometimes they do dodgy shit
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> and you're pretty much up shit creek if that happens
22:12:00 <cita> amelia: I would read reviews of the companies using Google.
22:13:00 <amelia> yah I did, they're really mixed
22:13:00 <amelia> and some of them you can see the people appear like fuckheads anyway and expect too much
22:13:00 <amelia> I'm thinkin wing it
22:16:00 <cita> amelia: I guess it just depends whether you benefit from their services more than it costs. Some people might be sucky at finding work in Swahili, who knows.
22:16:00 <cita> If finding a job == easy for you, there is never any real sense paying for a recruiter.
22:17:00 <amelia> yah I guess for that 1k it could be better spent on snowboard gear & shit if you're confident in finding a job
22:17:00 <amelia> and I guess with the job comes accomodation usually
22:18:00 <slower> what do they promise for that 1k
22:19:00 <amelia> some say a job is secured so when you land, you're all sorted + first 7 days accomodation, SIN, bank account, sim card + access to forums with other people in the same boat so I guess you could make new fwends
22:19:00 <amelia> others say "job opportunities" so they get you the interview and the rest is up to you
22:21:00 <slower> guess you have to weigh it up if its value for money
22:23:00 <slower> and, will they deliver on their promises
22:23:00 <amelia> yah I think I made my decision, I'm not a r-tard all the time so should be fine on my own
22:33:00 <frayedknot> cita: finding work in Swahili? what do you mean?
22:43:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> hiya sunny )
22:44:00 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :) ...how yer doin?
22:44:00 <immutable> sunbeam is a ray of sunshine in this dark and dreary chaos
22:45:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/3d/74/3d74208989fc6242112760022133e059.jpg
22:45:00 <Sunbeam> hi immutable :)
22:45:00 <Serenity> boobies
22:45:00 <unique> Can't help but think of our local dried fruit company.
22:45:00 <unique> Sorry to put a dampner on sunbeam
22:45:00 <Sunbeam> lol
22:45:00 <Sunbeam> hi unique :)
22:46:00 <unique> My apologies
22:46:00 <unique> Hi
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I'm good
22:46:00 <Sunbeam> good to hear
22:49:00 <Bastardly_One> so slow I keep thinking my connection has dropped out again
22:51:00 <Serenity> here have a nipple
22:51:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/4f/61/4f612838ef538c50058a11c23a5c8cd3.jpg
22:51:00 <Sunbeam> is it doing updates?
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> no I mean this place is so slow
22:52:00 <Sunbeam> ahh ok
23:00:00 <couleurs> i think you're a joke but i don't find you very funy
23:01:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:01:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: you're cool
23:01:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:02:00 <TokenDaRing> hey bee_girl
23:02:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:02:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you enjoying Brisbane?
23:02:00 <bee_girl> TokenDaRing yeah it aint all bad
23:02:00 <bee_girl> :D
23:02:00 <bee_girl> we are sitll figuring it all out
23:02:00 <couleurs> BRiSVeGaNs
23:02:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2DCr5D8eZw
23:04:00 <couleurs> gravey babey
23:10:00 <unique> Right. Need some beauty sleep.
23:10:00 <unique> B1 keep in touch x
23:11:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/N9XKLqGqwLA
23:11:00 <couleurs> Good Song !
23:12:00 <nate> smurfs do talk
23:12:00 <nate> and sing sort of:)
23:12:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
23:13:00 <milk> is smurfette a real smurf?
23:15:00 <couleurs> tough question...
23:16:00 <xm> no she's just a midget that takes colloidal silver
23:16:00 <xm> tough stuff
23:19:00 <couleurs> thank u o wise 1
23:20:00 <xm> 0,3 The Wizard has entered the room
23:41:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
23:42:00 <nate> lucky im a hot chick
23:42:00 <nate> weeee! struts
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
23:55:00 <bee_girl> https://igcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t51.2885-15/10986053_350666061804107_1054169119_n.jpg
23:56:00 <doctor> but i'm not a starburst :(
23:57:00 <bee_girl> well thats where the problem lies
23:58:00 <couleurs> i'm just a star!!!!!!!
23:59:00 <xm> you can be my lucky star
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