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00:00 <couleurs> me
00:00 <milk> how much you lift?
00:00 <couleurs> boxes... couches....
01:00 <milk> oh, I see...
01:00 <milk> you dont pump iron?
02:00 <couleurs> only on fifa
10:00 <christopher> getting final fantasy 8
10:00 <christopher> spose to run well on this pc
10:00 <christopher> cheese samwiches
11:00 <christopher> lols
11:00 <drav> hi chris
11:00 <christopher> hi
12:00 <christopher> sup drav
22:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xq6mfbX7_Y
23:00 <nate> wiggle wiggle wiggle christopher!
28:00 <christopher> my cat is cool
28:00 <TokenDaRing> cool story
29:00 <nate> cats ehh, crab bait oops ;D
32:00 <TokenDaRing> nate do you like Macho Man?
39:00 <TNT> Soup
40:00 <TNT> So I set up a vpn on this thing
41:00 <TNT> Tis part of the os
41:00 <TNT> Jus download a free app
42:00 <TNT> And the vpn is free
44:00 <nate> macho man by the village people or that skyrim video?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> nate: randy savage
47:00 <TokenDaRing> the macho man
50:00 <nate> nice tan
10:00 <nate> hi loofy, u running a muck!
18:00 <Kynetic> pfft
19:00 <Kynetic> sif anyones running amok this late on a saturday night
19:00 <Kynetic> we're all too old for that shit
20:00 <Kaottic> Ain't that the damn truth
21:00 <Bastardly_One> full moon tonight
22:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usoY4CdVFoY
24:00 <Kynetic> full moon ay
24:00 <Kynetic> maybe thats why my beard feels so full and lush tonight
24:00 <Skirmish> Was brilliant out on the water last night. Clear and full moon. 
25:00 <Kynetic> catch anything?
25:00 <Loof> this channels trolling doesn't compare to palchat
25:00 <Maurice> I'm out partying right now, I just have my phone connected to IRC to brag about it
26:00 <Skirmish> @work not fishing. 
26:00 <Skirmish> I hate fishing. Boring. 
26:00 <Skirmish> lol loof is now hanging out with Bealge on palchat? 
26:00 <Maurice> I hate fishing too. Seafood. Bleg
26:00 <Maurice> Also, kudos to Kynetic for getting amok right
27:00 <Kynetic> pfft
27:00 <Kynetic> sif not like fishin
27:00 <Maurice> Sif like it
27:00 <Loof> dare you ppl to join http://www.paltalk.com/g2/paltalk/1491714306
27:00 <Kynetic> just because you dont like fish
27:00 <Maurice> Last time I watched people fish was Nov, Cam, my son and my dad all caught stingrays >.<
27:00 <Loof> toxic fish
28:00 <Loof> nice
28:00 <Maurice> They released them before anyone RSPCAs me
28:00 <Kynetic> stingrays are tasty as
28:00 <Maurice> Not in this place they're not, it's up to a 5k fine
28:00 <Maurice> They're a tourist attraction
28:00 <Kynetic> reminds me of the new aussie form of rock paper scissors.. its called crock stingray steve irwin...
28:00 <Kynetic> steve irwin beats croc
28:00 <Kynetic> croc beats sting ray
28:00 <Kynetic> stingray beats steve irwin
28:00 <Maurice> Sting ray beats Irwin
29:00 <Loof> repost
29:00 <Kynetic> :P
29:00 <Kynetic> Loof we're not on reddit
29:00 <Kynetic> get over it.
29:00 <Loof> cause i'm so upset
30:00 <Loof> get over yourself princess
30:00 <Kynetic> TUP
30:00 <Kynetic> there there sweetie.
30:00 <drav> stingray yum
30:00 <Kynetic> it'll be a new day tomorrow
30:00 <Loof> whatever pissbag
30:00 <Kynetic> ;D
31:00 <Kynetic> we civilised folk use a piss bottle when we cant be fucked going to the dunny.. sif piss into a bag jesus.
32:00 <Maurice> I wish I could use one
32:00 <Kynetic> you could
32:00 <Kynetic> bit of training
32:00 <Maurice> I'd need a peemate
32:00 <Kynetic> no wuccas
32:00 <Maurice> Or P-Mate
32:00 <Maurice> Whatever it's called
32:00 <Kynetic> nah just wack a bottle over ur urethra fkn bobs ur uncle
32:00 <Skirmish> I am not installing paltalk to mock you Loof. Find me an easier way. 
33:00 <Kynetic> lol
33:00 <Kynetic> the fuck is paltalk
33:00 <Maurice> No idea
33:00 <Kynetic> some lame form of chat that paypal invented?
33:00 <Skirmish> video/chat program 
33:00 <Maurice> There are so many things the cool kids are using right now and I have no idea what they are
33:00 <Maurice> Like snapchat
33:00 <Kynetic> is it at least as entertaining as comicchat?
33:00 <Maurice> Wtf is that?
33:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure only hipsters use snapchat
33:00 <Maurice> But what is it
34:00 <Maurice> I don't get it
34:00 <Kynetic> and i dont own a penny farthing so im not a hipster
34:00 <Maurice> Lol
34:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: snapchat was created when too many school kids were getting in trouble because the pics of them exposing themselves were being spread around. 
34:00 <Maurice> I had a nap yesterday afternoon and my 8 yr old goes to me 'Why do you old people want to sleep all the time?'
34:00 <Maurice> GROUNDED
34:00 <Kynetic> you mean you cant screenshot the pics?
34:00 <Kynetic> because im pretty sure ive seen plenty of 'snapchat' pics on reddit
34:00 <Skirmish> The idea was to enable them to expose themselves and only allow the other person a certain time to check the pic out before it was gone. 
35:00 <Kynetic> yeah. shame phones all have screenshot features :)
35:00 <Maurice> My phone has snake on it
35:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: yeah ... you can save the pics. The idea was sound .... they didn't think it through though. 
35:00 <Maurice> No screenshot feature
35:00 <Kynetic> it does not
35:00 <Maurice> Does so
35:00 <Maurice> YOU DON'T KNOW ME
35:00 <Skirmish> There are apps now to enable saving of snapchat pics. 
35:00 <Kynetic> i know you well enough
35:00 <Loof> whole wall of Kynetic rant
35:00 <Maurice> Damnit
35:00 <Loof> yawn
35:00 <Maurice> Oh, so Loof has me and Skirmish on ignore
35:00 <Kynetic> Loof you used to be cool
35:00 <Maurice> Good to know
36:00 <Loof> until you started on me the other night
36:00 <Kynetic> now i dunno man.. i just dunno.
36:00 <Kynetic> i did?
36:00 <Loof> out of the blue
36:00 <Skirmish> you hurt his feelings Kynetic. How much of a cunt do you feel. 
36:00 <Kynetic> and youre gonna hold some form of resentment over something i dont even remember.
36:00 <Kynetic> fair enough
36:00 <Maurice> All because I told Loof his kid is an arsehole, which he is
36:00 <Loof> lets just forget it
36:00 <Kynetic> i already have
36:00 <Maurice> Wasn't even opinion, it was fact
36:00 <Kynetic> so.....
36:00 <Loof> cool :)
36:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice. 
37:00 <Kynetic> Maurice your kids are arseholes what are you talking about?
37:00 <Loof> that's not nice man
37:00 <Maurice> Yeah but I admit it and don't ignore people for saying it
37:00 <Kynetic> oh
37:00 <Maurice> I also punish them
37:00 <Kynetic> fair call.
37:00 <Maurice> Not think it's hilarious
37:00 <Kynetic> well.. i think its hilarious and also punish them.
37:00 <Maurice> 'OH HAHAHAHA ZAC BROKE MY LAPTOP AND PHONE, LET ME BUY HIM MACCAS AS A REWARD'
37:00 <Kynetic> i just dont let THEM know i think its hilarious
37:00 <Skirmish> I heard that Maurice even punishes her kids for things they have no control over. 
38:00 <Maurice> I beat them when the weather turns bad
38:00 <Kynetic> fuck why not?
38:00 <Skirmish> IT'S TOO HOT! *smack*
38:00 <Kynetic> beat them when the lights turn red 
38:00 <Loof> frayed ends of sanity, myself is after me
38:00 <Loof> freyed*?
38:00 <Kynetic> no you had it right
38:00 <Loof> ah
38:00 <Maurice> My youngest child got sprung saying shit, I was about to bust him until he goes 'It was an accident *my oldest nephew* jumped out of the room and scared me'
38:00 <Kynetic> had you said fraid id have had to have hurt you.
38:00 <Maurice> I lol'd and let that go
38:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Kynetic> i figure theres a time and a place for swearing
39:00 <Maurice> That was def the time and place
39:00 <Kynetic> if youre gonna do it at least make it worth it
39:00 <Kynetic> but dont do that shit at school for fucks sake
39:00 <Maurice> My nephew is 6 foot tall, my youngest is 7
39:00 <Skirmish> Holy crap when did it become nearly 2am. 
39:00 <Maurice> It would have been shit making
39:00 <Kynetic> when you didnt goto bed Skirmish
40:00 <Maurice> I have to be at a bday party tomorrow at 9.30 :(
40:00 <Maurice> Thats a ridic time
40:00 <Skirmish> I worked last night and slept most of today .... it is expected I wouldn't get tired soon. 
40:00 <Kynetic> 930?
40:00 <Maurice> Especially since its bowling
40:00 <Kynetic> jesus ive been up for nearly 4 hours by then
40:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be you
40:00 <Kynetic> i nap a lot
40:00 <Maurice> I got up at 11.30am today
40:00 <Kynetic> i like to sleep as little as possible
40:00 <Maurice> I also nap a lot
40:00 <Maurice> I like to sleep as much as possible
40:00 <Kynetic> if i get 4-5 hours at night im cheering
41:00 <Kynetic> so long as i get at least 1-2 20min naps
41:00 <Kynetic> then all is well.
41:00 <Maurice> I'm kinda the same, major night owl, drop kids at school, go back to bed for a couple of hours
41:00 <Maurice> Then clean/shop
41:00 <Kynetic> nah i like to just powernap
41:00 <Kynetic> i down a coffee in like 2 mins then have a 20min powernap
41:00 <Maurice> I can't powernap, it doesn't work for me
41:00 <Kynetic> cos caffiene takes about 20 mins to kick in
41:00 <Maurice> Oh, I don't drink coffee
41:00 <Kynetic> works like a treat
42:00 <Kynetic> just take metht hen
42:00 <Kynetic> i hear it works like a charm
42:00 <Kynetic> also you'll have the entire house organised alphabetically before the kids get home
45:00 <Maurice> Lol
45:00 <Kynetic> my future sister in law is annoying
45:00 <Maurice> Everyday I'd be throwing their shit out if that was the case
45:00 <Maurice> How so
45:00 <Kynetic> expects everyone in her extended family to collect those stupid dominos from woolies for her
45:00 <Kynetic> i told her good luck gettin them off my son 
45:00 <Maurice> Oh
45:00 <Maurice> Can you collect them for me?
45:00 <Kynetic> no
45:00 <Kynetic> :)
45:00 <Maurice> We have 9 so far
46:00 <Kynetic> i have like 20
46:00 <Kynetic> cos the checkout chick when i went shopping thought my kids were cute
46:00 <Kynetic> and just gave me a massive handful of them
46:00 <under> hey
46:00 <Maurice> I should have only gotten 3 today but the lady asked me how many kids I had to make it even and gave me 6
46:00 <Kynetic> little does she know.
46:00 <Maurice> I should have told her I had 12
47:00 <Kynetic> totally believeable
47:00 <Maurice> 'I have 12, the other 9 are with the babysitter'
47:00 <Kynetic> my two just run around after each other throwing them at each other
47:00 <Kynetic> i think its hilarious
47:00 <Loof> wish i had more than one
47:00 <Maurice> I got the tin to put them in, they're not allowed to play with them until we have all 44
48:00 <Kynetic> jesus
48:00 <Kynetic> youre as bad as my future sister in law Maurice
48:00 <Maurice> Piss off m8
48:00 <Kynetic> :P
48:00 <Maurice> I don't need stray dominos all over my house
48:00 <Kynetic> i bet you fkn collected the animal cards too
48:00 <Maurice> Having kids all over it is bad enough
48:00 <Maurice> Oh, uhm, no comment
48:00 <Kynetic> heh
48:00 <Maurice> (But yes we have ALL of the sets)
48:00 <Kynetic> my neighbour has like 8 kids
48:00 <Bastardly_One> those fucking animal cards and the books
49:00 <Kynetic> they come over sometimes and are like 'whoa.. you have so many toys'
49:00 <Maurice> It helped that mum worked away and spent 5k on shopping so got 2 boxes worth
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to disown my nieces over those
49:00 <Kynetic> then they totally destroy my house
49:00 <Kynetic> so ive banned them from coming inside now
49:00 <Maurice> Filled my house, my sisters, my brothers and random peoples collections
49:00 <Loof> kids love collectables
49:00 <Maurice> Who is he talking to
49:00 <Kynetic> i find the kids dont give two shits about the collections
50:00 <Maurice> And does he mean kids or their parents
50:00 <Loof> just getting them
50:00 <Kynetic> exactly.
50:00 <Kynetic> the kids couldnt care less about whetehr they have the full set
50:00 <Kynetic> they just love ripping open the packets
50:00 <Loof> lol yep
50:00 <Loof> zac went balistic today when i mixed his new duplo in with the rest
50:00 <Loof> just wants the new shit
50:00 <Kynetic> my sister in law expects me to hide them from my son and then she'll just give him her 'spares'
51:00 <Kynetic> sif im going to take away the magic of letting him rip open 20 odd packets of dominos at a time
51:00 <Maurice> My kids are a bit older so they care, and I make sure they care :P
51:00 <Kynetic> lol
51:00 <Loof> punch her in the tit
51:00 <Loof> works ery time
51:00 <Kynetic> you realie they are totally worthless right Maurice?
51:00 <Maurice> Of course
52:00 <Kynetic> there is never going to come a day sometime in the distant future where someone is willing to pay you for them..
52:00 <Maurice> But they don't cost me any extra from what I would already spend
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Kynetic> except for the collectable tins
52:00 <under> how is possilbe?
52:00 <Kynetic> youve already bought into the hype
52:00 <Maurice> These ones are the best so far, the cards really were shit
52:00 <Maurice> But because mine are older, a full set of dominos will be used
52:00 <Kynetic> at least these dont tear 
52:00 <Kynetic> same here
52:00 <Kynetic> my son uses them to practise his addition
53:00 <Kynetic> not bad for a 5 year old
53:00 <Maurice> See, so thats a good thing
53:00 <Maurice> Get the tin, don't be a scrooge
53:00 <Kynetic> pfft
53:00 <Maurice> The tin has a spot for all of them to go
53:00 <Kynetic> fuck giving woolies any more money than they already have
53:00 <Loof> in 2 billion years time (taking inflation into account) those cards might be worth two cents
53:00 <Loof> cash in
53:00 <Maurice> THEN DENY YOUR CHILD MATHS
53:00 <Maurice> Worst dad EVER
53:00 <Maurice> :P
53:00 <Kynetic> he will have as many dominos as he can handle
54:00 <Loof> mmm dominos
54:00 <Kynetic> and he can keep them all over the house in various locations as im sure i will be finidng woolies dominos for the next few years in various hidden locations
54:00 <Maurice> We got 2 lightning mcqueens today, same pic, same number but the dots are different
54:00 <Kynetic> such as under all the kitchen whitegoods
54:00 <Maurice> Misprint alert
54:00 <Kynetic> i think you'll find the dots are random 
55:00 <Kynetic> and the printers just print whatever on the back of whatever domino comes into the machine
55:00 <Maurice> There are 44 to collect to make a set, same number domino not same dots, wrong
55:00 <Maurice> We have 2 other cars the same, same dots and number etc
55:00 <Kynetic> probably on the same run
55:00 <Kynetic> i doubt it'll always be like that
55:00 <Maurice> Don't ruin this for me, obv the misprint is worth millions
55:00 <Kynetic> totes
55:00 <Kynetic> you should put it on ebay right away
56:00 <Kynetic> only thing is
56:00 <Maurice> They can't say you'll have a complete set if the dots are all diff
56:00 <Kynetic> which one is the misprint?
56:00 <Maurice> Thats not a set
56:00 <Maurice> I don't know yet, do you have a lightning mcqueen one?
56:00 <Kynetic> heh
56:00 <Maurice> Go search your 20 areas and find out
56:00 <Kynetic> fuck knows
56:00 <Kynetic> half of them are in the kitchen
56:00 <Kynetic> the other half are spread around the rest of the house
56:00 <Maurice> Go check
56:00 <Maurice> It's number 37
56:00 <Maurice> I think
56:00 <Maurice> Or 36
56:00 <Kynetic> ill be back in an hour
56:00 <Serenity> so glad my kids dont care about this shite
56:00 <Maurice> See you then
57:00 <Maurice> Don't fib, they liked the animal cards
57:00 <Kynetic> thank fuck
57:00 <Kynetic> Serenity is the voice of reason
57:00 <Serenity> only one set
57:00 <Serenity> and now theyre in the bin
57:00 <Maurice> And I'm not actually sure it's my kids
57:00 <Serenity> haha
57:00 <Serenity> i dont shop at woolies anymore anyway
57:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is a virgin
57:00 <Kynetic> shes never had kids
57:00 <Maurice> Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
57:00 <Maurice> Don't tell everyone
57:00 <Kynetic> oh god
57:00 <Kynetic> you dont shop at coles do you
57:00 <Kynetic> you poor thing.
57:00 <Maurice> Coles is shit
58:00 <Loof> i shop at aldi, i poor
58:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt shop at aldi for a full sho
58:00 <Kynetic> i browse aldi for cheap shit
58:00 <Maurice> Remind me to set my alarm for 8am, not 9.18 am like last night
58:00 <Kynetic> then do the rest of the shopping elsewhere
58:00 <Maurice> We don't have aldi until late this year, early next
58:00 <Kynetic> hey Maurice
58:00 <Kynetic> set your alarm for 8am.
59:00 <Maurice> Cheers matey
59:00 <Maurice> I still don't know why I set it for 9.18
59:00 <Kynetic> m'lady
59:00 <Maurice> It's a mystery
59:00 <Kynetic> i bet you didnt
59:00 <Kynetic> your kids fucked with it
59:00 <Serenity> ive got crappy family bbq's tomorrow
59:00 <Serenity> bleh
59:00 <Kynetic> families
59:00 <Kynetic> who needs em 
59:00 <Maurice> Nah, I thought it was a school day, the best I can come up with is my fat fingers tried typing 7.15
00:00 <Kynetic> my other sister in law on laras side
00:00 <Kynetic> far out
00:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I have that stupid bowling party :(
00:00 <Kynetic> what a self centre cunt she can be
00:00 <Kynetic> we went up to bundaberg last weekend
00:00 <Kynetic> her mum paid for her accomodation, drove her up there (it was a family members 18th).. and then looked after her ONE kid at the beach for half an hour or so
00:00 <Maurice> 9.30, who the fuck? Cal goes '9.30? What? Thats a stupid time for a party'
00:00 <Kynetic> the kid comes back after shes had a half hour off
00:00 <Maurice> Preach it, sister
01:00 <Kynetic> and then she starts whinging "OMG i just want TWO MINUTES of peace"
01:00 <Kynetic> ummm
01:00 <Maurice> Kick her in the smoo
01:00 <Kynetic> you just got a fkn half hour off with your mother lookin after your kid
01:00 <Serenity> lol tell her to fuck off Kynetic
01:00 <Serenity> one kid.. get fucked
01:00 <Kynetic> shes seriously a self centred cunt
01:00 <Kynetic> pisses me off so much
01:00 <Kynetic> she milks her mum for money 
01:00 <Maurice> My sis in law bitches that she still has a kid not at school, yet after 3 boys she tried for over a year for a girl (which is now the kid at home)
01:00 <Kynetic> after spending the rest of her money on smokes and shit like that
01:00 <Serenity> its lilys 10th birthday on monday so we have to do the shit with her dads family tomorrow
01:00 <Kynetic> then palms off her kid onto her mum half the week
02:00 <Kynetic> and then bitches about never having time to herself
02:00 <Serenity> she doesnt realise how lucky she is
02:00 <Kynetic> we often have her son over here cos him and my son get along
02:00 <Serenity> bitch
02:00 <Kynetic> and i remember him hitting himself in the head and going "LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT SOME PEACE AND QUIET"
02:00 <Kynetic> this kid is 8 years old
02:00 <Loof> :(
02:00 <Kynetic> totally learned that shit from his mother
03:00 <Maurice> It's like at school drop off, all these mums are like 'I have to go to playgroup/mothers group blah blah' and I'm all 'I'm gonna go do nothing' and i get evil looks
03:00 <Maurice> Not my fault you have small kids
03:00 <Kynetic> lol
03:00 <Kynetic> you bitch Maurice
03:00 <Maurice> Most of them are older than me, but their eldest kids are the same age as my middle boy
03:00 <Maurice> Not my fault you didn't spawn at a young age..
03:00 <Kynetic> i just loudly talk about how im gonna go home and get drunk while i setup my 1 year old on a leash in the backyard
03:00 <Maurice> LOL
03:00 <Maurice> Best
04:00 <Kynetic> its ok though
04:00 <Maurice> I often say I'm going home to go back to bed, and they get shitty
04:00 <Kynetic> i put sunscreen on him first
04:00 <Maurice> I'm behind you, 100%
04:00 <Kynetic> its funny though bein a stay at home dad
05:00 <Kynetic> ill goto the shops.. say the butchers.. and the guys serving me will be like 'ohh.. at home witht he kids today ay?'
05:00 <Kynetic> and im like.. nah.. im full time dad
05:00 <Maurice> 'Uh no, this is my job'
05:00 <Kynetic> fucken.. livin the life ay
05:00 <Maurice> That shits me to DEATH
05:00 <Serenity> lol theres so many preggo mums at our school
05:00 <Serenity> and they have like 3-4 year olds too
05:00 <Kynetic> preggo mums at school are the worst
05:00 <Serenity> and im all... lol im going home to nap
05:00 <Kynetic> they seem to think the world owes them something
06:00 <Loof> they do, a bullet
06:00 <Loof> :P
06:00 <Kynetic> they give you these fkn looks like 'if you say the wrong thing to me im going to fucking KNIFE YOU'
06:00 <Maurice> Theres one at my school, her child is at that age where she needs to look for work
06:00 <Maurice> So now shes knocked up by a junkie
06:00 <Kynetic> oh good work
06:00 <Kynetic> shes' set for life then ay
06:00 <Maurice> She's about a size 8, 2 months preg, hand on her back, stomach arched
06:00 <Serenity> our youngests are 8 this year Maurice
06:00 <Maurice> I want to push her down stairs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:06] <@Kynetic> they give you these fkn looks like 'if you say the wrong thing to me im going to fucking KNIFE YOU'--------- that's all pregnant women
07:00 <Maurice> Fuck Sezz, how scary but liberating is it
07:00 <Kynetic> its harsh to say but.. it'd probably save the kid a shit life.
07:00 <Serenity> its amazing haha
07:00 <Maurice> Kynetic, it really would
07:00 <Serenity> i was getting all teary going through all those photos last night tho
07:00 <Maurice> Shes missing clumps of hair because when she's high she pulls her hair our
07:00 <Serenity> i cant believe its been 10 years
07:00 <Kynetic> i have a 1 year old and i dont even understand why some bitches complain so much about having kids
07:00 <Maurice> DID YOU PUSH IT OUT YOUR VAG?
07:00 <Kynetic> its like.. you fkn chose to do it
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah, me either
08:00 <Serenity> lol they complain because its hard
08:00 <Kynetic> if you dont like it.. well then i guess you could always just fuck off and stop complaining then
08:00 <Serenity> whether or not you chose it
08:00 <Kynetic> i dont find it all that hard
08:00 <Serenity> of course you dont you're the dad
08:00 <Loof> i do
08:00 <Kynetic> personally i think working a 9-5 job would be a lot fucking harder 
08:00 <Loof> i have zac most of the time
08:00 <Loof> its hard
08:00 <Maurice> Hard was a school kid, 14 month old and a newborn complete with a c-sect
08:00 <Serenity> hahah ahh thats funny
08:00 <Kynetic> i have a 1 and a 5 year old
08:00 <Maurice> Yet here I was, on IRC 6 days later
09:00 <Kynetic> id rather be a stay at home dad fkn lookin after the house anyday
09:00 <Kynetic> :P
09:00 <Kynetic> work a few hours a day tops
09:00 <Kynetic> chuck in an hour or two study on top of that
09:00 <Serenity> i had a child who didnt sleep for 2 years and when i say didnt sleep. I mean i got 3-4 hours sleep every 3-4 days
09:00 <Kynetic> whats the big deal
09:00 <Serenity> a 9-5 job would have been heaven
09:00 <Kynetic> both mine were sleeping through the night by 10 months
09:00 <Loof> no sleep turns me psycho
09:00 <Serenity> good for you
09:00 <Maurice> I was the husband for a few years, it was bliss
09:00 <Kynetic> :D
09:00 <Serenity> its not like that for everyone
09:00 <Kynetic> i must be lucky :P
09:00 <Maurice> Lol 'turns me into'
09:00 <Maurice> Already there
09:00 <Loof> never judge a situation you haven't been in
10:00 <Loof> i saw that on fb today
10:00 <Kynetic> but ive managed to also turn sleepign when i can into an artform
10:00 <Maurice> This
10:00 <Kynetic> so i get 4-5 hours sleep a night if im lucky as i mentioned before
10:00 <Maurice> This is why I LOVE the age my kids are
10:00 <Kynetic> then i just nap when i can during the day
10:00 <Maurice> I can just tell them to shut it and I'm napping and they do
10:00 <Kynetic> i even nap at tafe
10:00 <Kynetic> get myself an hour or 30min break?
10:00 <Kynetic> fkn naptime bitches.
10:00 <Maurice> I napped for 2 hours this afternoon
11:00 <Serenity> my kids are at the age they dont want my attention anymore, they go to bed when theyre told.. they dont need me to get up with them on weekends and theyre at school 5 days a week
11:00 <Serenity> bliss
11:00 <Maurice> Put my slow cooker on for dinner
11:00 <Maurice> Sorted
11:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is livin the life
11:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy
11:00 <Kynetic> i enjoy cooking though so i dont use the slow cooker so much
11:00 <Maurice> Same Serenity, all of mine have been able to do their cereal for a couple of years, now they all know how to use the toaster
12:00 <Serenity> i dont trust ant making toast
12:00 <Kynetic> i find using hte slow cooker you spend just as much time prepping the veges and meat as you would cooking a normal meal anyway it sjust you do it earlier
12:00 <Maurice> Depends what you cook in it, I once did stuff chicken breasts, wrapped in bacon
12:00 <Serenity> the butter/whatever spread he uses ends up more on the floor than on his toast
12:00 <Maurice> Stuffed with garlic butter, pinenuts, camember and seeded mustard
12:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, thats a sacrifice I make
12:00 <Kynetic> most the meals i cook take about 10-15 mins prep and the rest is waiting for it to finish and then serve it up
12:00 <Maurice> Slow cooker shit I prep the night before
13:00 <Kynetic> but youre still spending time prepping it
13:00 <Maurice> Unless it's a simple chuck in and turn on
13:00 <Kynetic> thats valuable internet time
13:00 <Maurice> Don't get me wrong, I'm still online :P
13:00 <Kynetic> or watching the latest episode of tv time
13:00 <Kynetic> Maurice do you like the tv show "scandal" ?
13:00 <Maurice> Nope
13:00 <Kynetic> ok
13:00 <Kynetic> just checkin :P
13:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what that is
13:00 <Kynetic> lol
14:00 <Kynetic> was gonna say you should check out this new show by the same director called "how to get away with murder"
14:00 <Kynetic> i watch far too much downloaded tv
14:00 <Maurice> Oh Ive seen that
14:00 <Maurice> It's good
14:00 <Kynetic> yeah
14:00 <Maurice> Murder one, I luuuurve murder
14:00 <Kynetic> scandal is by the same crew
14:00 <Kynetic> but scandal turns to shit after the first season
14:00 <Kynetic> so im hoping this doenst turn out the same way
15:00 <Maurice> Then I don't care for it
15:00 <Kynetic> have you watched the entire season yet?
15:00 <Kynetic> of htgawm?
15:00 <Maurice> Nope
16:00 <Kynetic> we just watched the season finale double episdoe tonight
16:00 <Kynetic> :)
16:00 <Kynetic> eps 14-15
16:00 <Kynetic> its gonna fkn blow ur mind.
16:00 <Maurice> I think I need prawn crackers
16:00 <Kynetic> fuck
16:00 <Maurice> Ok
16:00 <Kynetic> prawn crackers would totally hit the spot right now
16:00 <Kynetic> can u cook me some?
16:00 <Maurice> No
16:00 <Maurice> I bought them
16:00 <Kynetic> already made?
16:00 <Maurice> From reject shop for $2 for a big bag
16:00 <Kynetic> or ready to fry?
17:00 <Maurice> And they are yum and don't leave the oily chinese food taste in your mouth
17:00 <Maurice> Already made
17:00 <Kynetic> have you seen what prawn crackers look like before they fry them?
17:00 <Maurice> Yep
17:00 <Serenity> i like to get them from the chinese place n fill them full of fried rice
17:00 <Kynetic> hehe
17:00 <Serenity> nom
17:00 <Kynetic> theyre like plastic chips.
17:00 <Maurice> I love rontons
17:00 <Kynetic> but theyre so much more awesome when you fry em up ffresh
18:00 <Maurice> I want about 20 of them
18:00 <Serenity> papadums look the same
18:00 <Kynetic> nah
18:00 <Kynetic> not quite
18:00 <Maurice> Fuck you both, I'm going to getsome
18:00 <Serenity> theyre just not coloured lol
18:00 <Kynetic> papadoms are about 10cm wide before you cook em
18:00 <Kynetic> and double in size when you do
18:00 <Kynetic> prawn crackers go about 4x the size
18:00 <Serenity> yeah theyre smaller thats the only diff
19:00 <Kynetic> theres also no fucking prawns in them.
19:00 <Kynetic> totally false advertising
20:00 <Serenity> they do have prawns
21:00 <Serenity> tapioca flour oil prawns and salt
21:00 <Serenity> oil or water i cant remember which
26:00 <Maurice> Who cares, they're yum
32:00 <milk> damn
32:00 <under> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiFrP5qWw7I
33:00 <milk> looks like I'm gonna run outta money b4 pay day
35:00 <under> sabato!
36:00 <Serenity> am i the onyl weirdo who see's a perfectly looking couple and wonders what their sex is like
37:00 <Serenity> like.. the commando and michelle bridges.. imagine whta them rooting looks like
37:00 <Serenity> jerks.
38:00 <milk> veins and definition
39:00 <Maurice> NO
39:00 <Maurice> I do it too
40:00 <Serenity> perfect bastards
40:00 <Maurice> Then I swing to how their hands would feel on me
40:00 <Maurice> Commando is hot
40:00 <Serenity> he sure is
41:00 <milk> are they still on Biggest Eater?
41:00 <Maurice> Yum
41:00 <Loof> anyone in the mood for old people arguing with each other?
42:00 <Loof> it's hilair
42:00 <Skirmish> You going to argue with your mrs on paltalk Loof? 
42:00 <Maurice> Is it you and ming wa
42:00 <Maurice> We're both on ignore, he's not reading shit
42:00 <Skirmish> Merciless Ming! 
42:00 <Loof> oh man you guys gotta hear it
42:00 <Loof> they goin off
45:00 <Skirmish> eztv goes down more than Maurice when Cam is home. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oi Loof
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nightowls buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut they
53:00 <Bastardly_One> are old and boring
57:00 <Loof> oh well i got banned lol
57:00 <Loof> was fun
57:00 <Loof> this total cockheads daughter was having a baby to an aborignal
57:00 <Loof> i said his daughter loves the black cock
57:00 <Loof> got banned
57:00 <Loof> NO KID TALK!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Loof> ARRRGGH NOW WE'RE MADDDD!
03:00 <Skirmish> Evening chelle. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the insult rooms
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to pound this kb back into submission
04:00 <chelle> hiya
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking lucky considering
05:00 <chelle> my back has been hurting stupid for a day now so mum gave me some pills.. whatever they did also knocked me out haha
05:00 <chelle> NOW IM AWAKE
08:00 <Loof> feeling so paranoid don't know why
08:00 <Loof> been like this for a few days
08:00 <Loof> it's strange
08:00 <Bastardly_One> full moon
09:00 <Loof> hmmm maybe
10:00 <Loof> what's the difference between paranoia and anxiety
10:00 <Loof> i googled what anxiety is
10:00 <Loof> sounds identical
11:00 <Loof> actually it sounds more like what i have
11:00 <milk> anxiety is a lesser evil
12:00 <Skirmish> Maybe if you slept normal hours and spent time with your family like a normal human being Loof then you wouldn't have so many mental issues? 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and ate properly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and smoked less weed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> drank less coffee
12:00 <Bastardly_One> actually left the house
12:00 <Loof> hmmm?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> something someone just said to you
13:00 <Loof> don't you get anxious leaving the house in this dog eat dog world?
13:00 <beehhh> i'll keep a wife in each town around the globe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
13:00 <Loof> lucky u
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just walking about 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I like walking about
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea where just came from
13:00 <Loof> i just wait for people to start staring at me when i go out
14:00 <Loof> it's all down hill from there when someone does
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was walking about west heidelberg at 5am
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not worried about walking around at all
14:00 <Skirmish> I can only assume that B1 or beehhh is chatting to Loof because I can't see who he's talking to. 
15:00 <Loof> and you've never been rolled?
15:00 <Loof> i must be just very unlucky
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not even an attempt
15:00 <Loof> wow
15:00 <Bastardly_One> had plenty of eggs chucked at me is about all
15:00 <beehhh> can you get aids from internet wanking?
15:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/gallery/TVzqq/new
16:00 <milk> ??
16:00 <Loof> i've been rolled for money, had knives pulled on me, had my head split open by a wooden plank
16:00 <Loof> you're lucky
17:00 <Loof> friend of mine got done with a pipe
17:00 <Loof> was in hospital 6 months
17:00 <Loof> it's hell out there
19:00 <beehhh> Austria is a good country to work and earn livings
19:00 <Loof> and it's never just one person
19:00 <Loof> drunken groups
19:00 <Loof> cowards
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I do safe things though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I cross a road even if a shadow looks like more than one person up ahead
20:00 <beehhh> as ugly as a dog root
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know the old 5th knuckle trick yeah?
20:00 <Loof> nothing seems to work against groups of cunts except going to the ground and let them go for it
20:00 <beehhh> i owe to denmark for their healthy chicken franks
20:00 <Loof> against one it's ok
21:00 <Loof> two if they small
22:00 <Bastardly_One> your 5th knuckle is a lighter between index and middle finger
22:00 <Loof> nice
22:00 <Loof> i've heard of using a key
22:00 <Loof> between your fingers
22:00 <beehhh> Skirmish there was a murder in your neighbourhood just two nights ago would you agree
22:00 <milk> most people have guns nowadays
23:00 <Loof> would be very difficult to hurt someone that way though
23:00 <beehhh> thai girls are used to the white dicks
23:00 <Loof> you'd have to get the right on the jugglar or eye
23:00 <milk> well if there is more people and they have guns too...
24:00 <beehhh> aliens dont like people they usually roam in quiet places eg forest
25:00 <beehhh> the whole planet is betting on getting an aussie passport espacially them youths from abroad
25:00 <beehhh> they sure knows about new start allowance n shit before they arrive to the country
26:00 <beehhh> some just play dumb saying dont speak english but surely they knows more than that
26:00 <Loof> so many people here need to learn to not judge a situation they've never been in
27:00 <Loof> naive cunts make me sick
27:00 <Loof> like Maurice
29:00 <beehhh> each town has its own crowd
29:00 <Loof> was it maurice giving me advice?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
29:00 <Loof> or that little arab bitch?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
29:00 <beehhh> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh not faux either
29:00 <Loof> ah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> skummish
30:00 <beehhh> Serenity is half drunk all the time 
30:00 <Loof> let me guess, he said get a job
30:00 <Loof> i am trying
31:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKwkn6JT74
32:00 <beehhh> nice car officer
32:00 <Loof> freelance is hell
33:00 <Loof> people telling me i should try entry level 9 to 5
34:00 <beehhh> best liviable city is only best if you can afford it
35:00 <Loof> what advice did he give me?
35:00 <Loof> probably to suicide
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Serenity> im hardly ever drunk you cricket eating sack of shit
35:00 <Serenity> fuck off
36:00 <beehhh> i didnt blame her
37:00 <Serenity> don't talk about me beehhh
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.whosay.com/l/cGiaf9K 
40:00 <Loof> i miss simba
40:00 <Loof> when is he one?
40:00 <Loof> on?
40:00 <Loof> during the day probably
40:00 <Loof> or maybe it's soccer season
45:00 <beehhh> its people that kill people even the stray dogs have respect
45:00 <Loof> they're coming to take me away haha
46:00 <beehhh> set me house on fire while your sleeping inside
48:00 <Loon> i'll change my nick to Loon from now on to let people know, then back to Loof when i recover :P
49:00 <beehhh> i m planning to live and work in the rich countries
50:00 <beehhh> re-educating yourself would be the safest option and having a mphil/phd is step ahead
50:00 <beehhh> so you can join the big universities and earn dollar in cheque
51:00 <Loon> that would be an awesome name for a gambler can-dice
55:00 <beehhh> one good thing you've learnt that is not to trust any cunts
57:00 <guest73> does anyone here know Candice?
58:00 <Loon> fuck it i'm waking zac up for a gaming session
58:00 <Loon> bbl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmm
44:00 <under> mh?
41:00 <drav> u guys should nto worry
42:00 <under> drav: please stop playing pedo music
58:00 <drav> under fuck off
15:00 <TheHaunting> hello everyone
29:00 <milk> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xeGyDFFP8A
35:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb02NEZ14lY
16:00 <Nikky`> all happening
06:00 <meto1080> hey all
06:00 <christopher> hi
26:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
59:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 u sexy hot gorgeous bitch
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D hai
59:00 <MrMark> :)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> triple - gawd no
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> my liver is dead
11:00 <MrMark> nah itll be fine
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, doubt it
13:00 <MrMark> trust me
13:00 <MrMark> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01>  um no, pass                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
43:00 <Fez> katatonic_kate01
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
44:00 <Fez> what is going on
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> recovery
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
46:00 <Fez> watchin the game
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh - fun
47:00 <Fez> im glad you think so ;)
49:00 <Fez> recovery juice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass aye
55:00 <Fez> rude!
58:00 <MrMark> no
58:00 <MrMark> ill take Kates beer....
59:00 <Fez> no you wont
59:00 <MrMark> :(
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish!
02:00 <Skirmish> Hi Kate. 
02:00 <Skirmish> How is your weekend going? 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> amazing!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Been out most of it, drinkin' 
12:00 <Skirmish> Nice!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what bout you?
18:00 <Skirmish> Relaxed yesterday. Just watched a movie and am flicking around the internet and when I get bored I will do the uni reading for tomorrow. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah i should do that actually :/
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the reminder!
19:00 <Skirmish> I serve at your pleasure. 
19:00 <MrMark> sex
22:00 <nate> yes lots of hawt Skirmish sex
22:00 <nate> paint balls flying everywhere
24:00 <Skirmish> I have never paint balled nor do I see it as something I will do in my future. 
40:00 <couleurs> go the soccerons
41:00 <Skirmish> Question for the channel. 'What is social media, and what is it not?'
43:00 <couleurs> this is social media
43:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/MluDTXQ9z7T
45:00 <Skirmish> No. That is user generated content. 
46:00 <couleurs> Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Skirmish> It fits the 3 requirements to be deemed as UGC. It is user generated content. 
50:00 <couleurs> idc
56:00 <couleurs> bvb
56:00 <TheRon> willwall
56:00 <TheRon> millwall
01:00 <couleurs> no
01:00 <TheRon> cardiff?
02:00 <TheRon> spurs?
02:00 <couleurs> no
02:00 <TheRon> beer?>
03:00 <couleurs> go the soccerons
04:00 <TheRon> i don't wann rock dj
05:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!!
10:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
10:00 <TheRon> i'd kick you in the nuts and scarper
11:00 <couleurs> kool
11:00 <wanderer> hello all
13:00 <TheRon> do you wander around around around?
14:00 <wanderer> only on tuesdays
14:00 <couleurs> i'm sexy n i no it
15:00 <TheRon> i'm just a sexyboy
15:00 <TheRon> i'm not your boytoy
20:00 <couleurs> op a gang dem style
21:00 <couleurs> hello docter
22:00 <doctor> hello kewluas 
24:00 <couleurs> i'm an endangered species  
24:00 <TheRon> it's a livin' thing, what a terrible thing to lose
25:00 <doctor> indeed you are such a rare specimen 
25:00 <couleurs> the other day a girl crossed teh rd with me and it was windy and her skirt flew up and i saw her underwears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <TheRon> kind of not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
26:00 <couleurs> idk she was probably shopping
26:00 <fawks> http://www.viral-next.com/this-4-year-old-boy-called-911-with-questions-for-his-homework/
26:00 <wanderer> going to buy supplies for said kitchen?
26:00 <doctor> couleurs was escorting her to the local groceries to protect her from the prying eyes of society
27:00 <TheRon> get that burqa on quick smart
27:00 <couleurs> hee hee
29:00 <couleurs> stupid society!!!!!!
30:00 <doctor> down with them!
30:00 <doctor> that'll show em
32:00 <doctor> we're such nonconformists. we should start a band
32:00 <couleurs> the nonconformists 
32:00 <TheRon> you gonna all wear black and listen to emo songs?
32:00 <couleurs> Yes.
33:00 <couleurs> hope we make the fifa 16 soundtrack
33:00 <doctor> we could make our own youtube channel and everything. maybe even have an instagram account to show the world how rebellious we are
33:00 <TheRon> and if you don't conform to being a nonconformist you are banished?
34:00 <doctor> we will defeat you with a condescending narcissism and wit; we'll also wear shirts proclaiming how stupid you are
34:00 <TheRon> i'm going off the rails on a crazy train
35:00 <dinogy> someone make a youtube channel we can all support
35:00 <couleurs> lets hire a social media consultant and pay them nothing because that's not even a real job!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <doctor> lol
36:00 <doctor> pay them with expired mcdonalds coupons
37:00 <TheRon> sending them to mcdonalds seems to be something a conformist would do
37:00 <doctor> nah, it's postmodern irony so it's okay
37:00 <dinogy> consultants should be more like home loan experts that come to your door, they get paid commission for how much they sell 
37:00 <doctor> just as long as we say we are and act better than you, it's all good
41:00 <couleurs> so bad
43:00 <TheRon> i left the hose on overnight
43:00 <doctor> get out of town!
43:00 <couleurs> :p
45:00 <couleurs> left the toilet seat up....
45:00 <TheRon> pure evil
46:00 <couleurs> :D
50:00 <MrMark> i just smoked a cone
50:00 <TheRon> good for you
51:00 <Kynetic> i just ate a cone.
51:00 <Kynetic> 30c cones from HJ's are teh bomb.
51:00 <MrMark> betty davis eyes...
51:00 <TheRon> total eclipse of the heart
51:00 <MrMark> TheRon name some songs
52:00 <MrMark> Bonnie
52:00 <MrMark> yes
52:00 <MrMark> name more
52:00 <TheRon> nine inch nails - closer
53:00 <TheRon> fuck the police
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna fuck you like an animal
53:00 <MrMark> wooohooooo
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ron, you'd need to send dic pix first
53:00 <MrMark> i want my mtv!
54:00 <TheRon> damn!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
54:00 <TheRon> i didn't know you had standards
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey DemonsRun!
54:00 <DemonsRun> Hey Kate!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you implying that I have low or no standards?
55:00 <TheRon> i just didn't realise you had standards
55:00 <DemonsRun> What's wrong with mtv?
55:00 <TheRon> :)
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> More to the point, why wouldn't I 
56:00 <TheRon> it was meant as humour
56:00 <MrMark> money for nothing.....
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
57:00 <TheRon> listen all yall it's sabotage
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
59:00 <couleurs> TheRon gonna dj my wedding
59:00 <MrMark> TheRon name some songs!!!
00:00 <TheRon> i'll be playing some songs like boob boom boom let's go back to my room
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <MrMark> yes!!
00:00 <TheRon> i'm all class what can i say
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd play, I still haven't found what i'm looking for....
00:00 <TheRon> john farnham
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ that U2 song playing at a wedding
00:00 <TheRon> seemed like a good idea at the time
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> feel he burn
01:00 <couleurs> f u
01:00 <MrMark> john farnham!!!yes!!!
01:00 <TheRon> we played huey lewis at my bro's wedding
01:00 <TheRon> if this is it
01:00 <MrMark> power of love!!
01:00 <TheRon> stuck with you
03:00 <TheRon> eamon - fuck it, at a wedding?
03:00 <MrMark> no
03:00 <TheRon> why not?
04:00 <MrMark> Icehouse
04:00 <TheRon> do ppl have divorce parties??
04:00 <TheRon> did anybody see that episode of better homes and gardens with noni and john??
05:00 <TheRon> noni changed the locks while john saw a divorce lawyer
08:00 <TheRon> my god glen maxwell is going off
08:00 <TheRon> 50 off 27 balls
08:00 <MrMark> balls!!!
09:00 <TheRon> is bryan adams - please forgive me, an appropriate wedding song??
09:00 <TheRon> heart - all i wanna do is make love to you?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <TheRon> sorry seems to be the hardest word?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> suspicious minds - elvis
17:00 <MrMark> elvis is awesome!!!!
17:00 <TheRon> just any song by kelis
18:00 <MrMark> cos i love u too much baby!!!
18:00 <TheRon> blink 182 - dammit
18:00 <MrMark> pick a 60s song TheRon
19:00 <TheRon> the rolling stones - under my thumb
19:00 <TheRon> the beatles - she came through the bathroom window
19:00 <MrMark> start me up!
20:00 <TheRon> billy idol - rebel yell
21:00 <MrMark> billy joel uptown girl!
21:00 <TheRon> big shot
22:00 <TheRon> big shot seems to be an appropriate wedding song
25:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: what have you done with doodle??
26:00 <TheRon> he seems to have disappeared
26:00 <Nikky`> I dont know - I asked where he was and no one answered
26:00 <TheRon> he isnt locked in your basement?
27:00 <TheRon> thought you might've seen 50 shades and got some ideas
27:00 <Nikky`> lol nah
29:00 <TheRon> MrMark: iggy pop - candy
31:00 <TheRon> asia - heat of the moment
33:00 <TheRon> the sri lankan crowd seems a bit quiet
36:00 <TheRon> you may be right, i may be crazy, but it might just be a lunatic you're looking for
38:00 <TheRon> maxwell 100 off 50 bals
40:00 <TheRon> christopher reeves favourite song, i'm still standing
41:00 <TheRon> at the oscars they gave christopher reeve a 90 second standing ovation and i thought "geez no need to rub it in!"
45:00 <TheRon> she's lump, she's lump, she's lump she's in my head
47:00 <slinky_J> if ur gf does porn msg me thx
48:00 <couleurs> how bout no
49:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me..............oh vienna!!
51:00 <TheRon> i like beer
51:00 <couleurs> bad beer
51:00 <TheRon> bvb beer?
52:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <TheRon> i drove all night to get to you, is that alright?
59:00 <TheRon> gotta live gotta live gotta live in shit towne
03:00 <TheRon> somebody that i used to know is a good wedding song
09:00 <TheRon> everytime you go way, you take a peice of me with you
11:00 <TheRon> BVB!!
12:00 <couleurs> BVB!!
13:00 <TheRon> 276 for 9
13:00 <TheRon> 3726
14:00 <Fez> give maxwell some breasts
14:00 <TheRon> what a performance
14:00 <Fez> haddin did ok
14:00 <Fez> what was warner doing
15:00 <TheRon> slower ball got him
15:00 <Fez> not acceptable
15:00 <TheRon> finch?
15:00 <Fez> hopeless
15:00 <TheRon> topless?
15:00 <Fez> i am
16:00 <TheRon> topless beer wench?
17:00 <TheRon> i'd imagine chicks off here would be up for being a topless beer wench
17:00 <frayedknot> i doubt that TheRon 
18:00 <TheRon> oh carn!!
19:00 <TheRon> sri lanka are done
19:00 <slinky_J> breasts
19:00 <TheRon> bigguns
23:00 <Fez> tribreasts
23:00 <TheRon> gonna find my baby, gonna grab her tight, gonna get some afternoon delight
27:00 <TheRon> don't believe me just watch
28:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy back
28:00 <TheRon> cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya
31:00 <couleurs> now that a spicey meat bole
31:00 <TheRon> kung pow chicken?\
32:00 <fawks> Lmao
32:00 <fawks> kung pow
32:00 <TheRon> sia - chandeleir
32:00 <fawks> Chandler bing
33:00 <TheRon> chanundler bung
34:00 <TheRon> go storm
36:00 <TheRon> faux you look anything like amy farrafowler?
37:00 <fawks> Wut
37:00 <fawks> Who is thay
37:00 <TheRon> big bang theory
37:00 <TheRon> you probably don't watch it's ok
38:00 <TheRon> i'm looking forward to alien 5
38:00 <frayedknot> i believe it's actually spelt Amy Farrer Fowler
38:00 <TheRon> loved the first 2
38:00 <fawks> Oh
38:00 <fawks> The blonde with glasses
38:00 <fawks> I love her she's actually gorgeous 
38:00 <TheRon> not exactly
39:00 <fawks> well the blonde one is beautiful
39:00 <fawks> The other one has a big nose
39:00 <fawks> idk their names 
39:00 <TheRon> i definately would
39:00 <couleurs> bazoople
40:00 <TheRon> bazinga?
40:00 <fawks> Oh I'm thinking of mellisa rauch
40:00 <fawks> Bernadette
40:00 <TheRon> i like her chest
40:00 <fawks> Her boibs are massive
40:00 <TheRon> they're awesome
40:00 <fawks> Oui
40:00 <wanderer> amen
40:00 <TheRon> i'm sure your boobs are good too
42:00 <TheRon> boom shake shake shake the room
44:00 <TheRon> i can't believe anything i said was that offensice
53:00 <Fez> wicket
13:00 <couleurs> shut up every1
14:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
15:00 <beehhh> ok
15:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> hey did you know norell does porn? <TokenDaRing> did she tell you?
21:00 <couleurs> irc sux
21:00 <couleurs> email rules
23:00 <Bonny> then leave irc
23:00 <dinogy> irc in the 90s ruled
23:00 <Bonny> hey ooomp.. :)
23:00 <couleurs> a/s/l every1
23:00 <dinogy> hi ooomp
23:00 <ooomp> Evening
24:00 <ooomp> 14/f/bundoora couleurs
24:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <ooomp> *mwah*
24:00 <Bonny> 18/m/gay
25:00 <couleurs> 13/m/irc
25:00 <ooomp> Lol Bonny, we all know you want to be. Love the d
25:00 <norti> old croc m sometimes lololol
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <couleurs> let's get malkshaeks
27:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
28:00 <Bonny> is that suppose to be milkshakes?
28:00 <couleurs> yeap!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Bonny> lol
28:00 <Bonny> I love milkshakes
29:00 <Dugnuts> who doesnt love milkshakes?
29:00 <Bonny> true
30:00 <norti> cant remember the last time i had one ?
30:00 <couleurs> old grumpy ppls....
30:00 <Bonny> I had one when I went to gold coast last month
31:00 <norti> puts plan b on alert lololololol
31:00 <Bonny> what's plan b? lol
31:00 <norti> oh you were down the road Bonny ?
31:00 <norti> milkshake asap
31:00 <Bonny> awww I didn't know you lived there
31:00 <couleurs> pics
31:00 <norti> 45 minutes north Bonny
31:00 <Bonny> could have gotten in touch
32:00 <norti> we could have
32:00 <Bonny> I was in parkville I think the suburb was called
33:00 <norti> mmmmmmmmmmmm
33:00 <Bonny> it was park something anyway lol
33:00 <norti> lolol
33:00 <Bonny> :P
33:00 <Bonny> I stayed at a friend's house
34:00 <norti> cool :)
34:00 <Bonny> when to brisbane, sunshine coast etc.. stayed at sunshine coast overnight
35:00 <norti> we have a great coastline in australia :)))
35:00 <Bonny> yup
35:00 <norti> and the eye candy is just wonderful hehehehehehe
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <norti> wife drools at sixpacks me admires pairs (one does not perve rather admire ) grins
38:00 <Bonny> wb ooomp
38:00 <couleurs> that's what she said !
38:00 <ooomp> Ta
38:00 <ooomp> Not sure what went wrong there
39:00 <Bonny> |Sun-08-Mar|19:26:11| * Quits: ooomp ([email protected]) (Connection closed)
39:00 <couleurs> i kicked u
40:00 <couleurs> i'm a secret op
41:00 <ooomp> Not so much a secret anymore
41:00 <ooomp>  /clear
44:00 <couleurs> d'oh!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <ooomp> couleurs, did you do anything productive today?
47:00 <dinogy> i just ebay'd lucky charms... nothing came up that was real 
48:00 <couleurs> nope
48:00 <couleurs> n u
48:00 <ooomp> Of course not
48:00 <ooomp> I did however make caramel slice
49:00 <couleurs> pics
50:00 <ooomp> Uhh no.
50:00 <ooomp> It'll take away its goodness
52:00 <couleurs> Fine.
52:00 <Bonny> wb norti
52:00 <norti> ta Bonny
52:00 <Bonny> no worries
59:00 <couleurs> np
08:00 <ooomp> couleurs, for you, http://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
11:00 <couleurs> beautiful love song!!!!!!!
13:00 <ooomp> <3
13:00 <ooomp> Speaking of love
14:00 <ooomp> Nikky`
14:00 <ooomp> :D
14:00 <Nikky`> ooomp <3
14:00 <ooomp> We were just discussing couleurs's obsession with aqua the band
15:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but couleurs has lots of obessions
15:00 <Nikky`> Hard to keep up
15:00 <ooomp> This is true
19:00 <Nikky`> Look what you made her do couleurs.. mean
30:00 <Bonny> wb Nikky`.. :)
30:00 <Nikky`> Thanks Bonny
31:00 <Bonny> you're welcome
32:00 <steven_> hiiiiiiii Nikky`
32:00 <Nikky`> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii steven_
32:00 <Skirmish> Ah the lovely Nikky`. :) Good weekend so far I assume? 
32:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish - yes, so far its been ok. yours?
33:00 <Skirmish> Very relaxing. It's going to be hard to get back into things tomorrow. 
33:00 <couleurs> i'm not sorry -_-
34:00 <Nikky`> I have tomorrow off
35:00 <Nikky`> Well most of Vic does
35:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> all of it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Labour Day
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I guess except the emergency workers and the service station attendents
37:00 <Nikky`> Not all
37:00 <Nikky`> My office is open
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I was talking to doodle earlier and he mentioned a day off so I figured it must be a vic thing. 
38:00 <Nikky`> Aaah so doodle is alive
38:00 <Skirmish> Yes. Alive, well and Doodlarific. 
39:00 <Nikky`> haha good good
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <Skirmish> NO! 
44:00 <Nikky`> Yes
44:00 <couleurs> just killed a big dumb fly i'm a killer
45:00 <couleurs> don't u mean Liberal Day
47:00 <couleurs> happy mardy gross
49:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <slinky_J> lul
49:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <couleurs> htc_one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <bee_girl> is that ur new one???
51:00 <couleurs> yes probabry going 2 buy it 
52:00 <couleurs> UpGRaDeZz
52:00 <bee_girl> oo00ooo
52:00 <bee_girl> i knew a new one was on the cards
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean One M9
52:00 <couleurs> yeas
52:00 <couleurs> cos samsung sux
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and good luck on upgrading on that on a current plan
53:00 <couleurs> i'm not on a plan i buy outright
54:00 <slinky_J> wots for dinner 
54:00 <slinky_J> when ur in turkey do u eat baby turks for roast?
56:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <bee_girl> iP6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <couleurs> what ep r u up 2 b_g
00:00 <couleurs> ???????????
02:00 <bee_girl> lol
02:00 <bee_girl> making a website
02:00 <bee_girl> u?
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <couleurs> but what ep r u up 2
03:00 <slinky_J> r u makin a porn site of urself?
05:00 <couleurs> yes
09:00 <Romper> everyone dead?
11:00 <couleurs> yes
11:00 <slinky_J> madi gross is the perfect time to kill all the gays at once
11:00 <slinky_J> ima call Cartman
11:00 <Romper> bit harsh
12:00 <couleurs> bak 2 fifa u guys r boren
22:00 <couleurs> ;p
23:00 <couleurs> bvb
24:00 <couleurs> v
24:00 <couleurs> b
24:00 <slinky_J> fifa is shit
24:00 <couleurs> u r
24:00 <slinky_J> whut a boren games
24:00 <slinky_J> as boren as football irl
24:00 <slinky_J> :P
24:00 <couleurs> no
26:00 <couleurs> :)
28:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
32:00 <couleurs> Test
34:00 <TokenDaRing> ies
50:00 <Bastardly_One> way too quiet
50:00 <Bastardly_One> must be time for a walk 
52:00 <couleurs> well did i tell u guys that i hate u
57:00 <under> hey
13:00 <Serenity> I just callllled to saaaay I hate youuu
14:00 <Immutable> that a song?
16:00 <Serenity> could be
16:00 <Radar> same
17:00 <Serenity> thats not an invite for a pm
18:00 <nate> lucky duck
18:00 <British^Meat> asl?
18:00 <Serenity> British^Meat come and cooke cupcakes for me plz
19:00 <British^Meat> cant, too busy making my own
19:00 <Serenity> danm
19:00 <Serenity> damn
19:00 <Serenity> OH its you
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
20:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Picard> miss me?
21:00 <Picard> Lish hi
22:00 <Lish> Hey
22:00 <Serenity> sure
22:00 <Picard> whats those who have a job and get tomorrow off doing with their time?
22:00 <Lish> What's cracking Picard?
22:00 <Lish> Nothing
22:00 <Picard> stuff all Lish
22:00 <Serenity> we had last monday off
23:00 <Lish> Oh... Maybe cleaning
23:00 <Lish> And watching TV
23:00 <Picard> sounds fun
23:00 <Nikky`> Sleeeeeeeeeeeep
23:00 <Nikky`> possibly gym - finish off some cleaning
24:00 <Lish> I might make soup for work lunches
25:00 <Lish> Count the coins in my money tin
25:00 <Lish> I am really living the dream
25:00 <Picard> i need some moral advice
25:00 <Nikky`> What kind of soup Lish? if its kind I like I shall let you make me some also
25:00 <Picard> this cunt i hate, i saw his wife all cosy with another guy
26:00 <Picard> should i tell him to spite him?
26:00 <Serenity> nah
26:00 <Immutable> lol no don't Picard 
26:00 <Serenity> mind your business
26:00 <Lish> No
26:00 <Immutable> WAIT
26:00 <Immutable> let him find out on his own lol
26:00 <Lish> Nikky`: just vegetable soup
26:00 <Serenity> telling people stuff like that never works out well
26:00 <Nikky`> Awesome Lish.. i'll have 3 days worth please.. I buy my lunch on Friday's
26:00 <Lish> Excellent!
27:00 <stebie> oops
27:00 <Picard> yeah but i hate the cunt, i want to see his face when he knows his wife is fcuking someone else
27:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
27:00 <Picard> i should add he doesnt like me either
27:00 <stebie> <33 Nikky`
27:00 <Serenity> has your vhost chaned stebie
27:00 <Immutable> Picard, he'll wear it all the time
27:00 <Picard> he actually accuse me of fucking his wife
27:00 <Nikky`> Maybe he knows his wife is, open marriage n all and only cunt will be you?
27:00 <Serenity> picard he wont believe you
27:00 <stebie> i don't know, has it? :\
27:00 <Serenity> and it wont work out how you want
27:00 <Picard> i have pics lol
27:00 <Lish> Picard you're just making this up anyway
27:00 <Immutable> post them lol
27:00 <Lish> So do whatever you want
28:00 <Picard> fuck up Lish
28:00 <stebie> stebie is [email protected]
28:00 <Picard> forever the cunt
28:00 <slinky_J> nothin on tele
28:00 <Lish> :)
28:00 <slinky_J> b entertaining
28:00 <Serenity> has it always been that stebie
28:00 <stebie> Serenity, yeah for some time now
28:00 <Picard> not an open marriage, he is 65 and she is 41, jealous paranoid old cunt 
28:00 <Immutable> finally putting some weight back on
28:00 <Serenity> oh rofl..
28:00 <stebie> whilst my nickname remains active and doesn't drop
28:00 <Serenity> shows how much i pay attention
28:00 <stebie> D:
29:00 <Serenity> well least i can fix your access up if it ever drops now hah
29:00 <stebie> yeah! :D
29:00 <stebie> ty in advance
29:00 <Immutable> :/
30:00 <Immutable> are you going to post the pics Picard ?
30:00 <Picard> nope
30:00 <Immutable> why not picard.... :'(
30:00 <Immutable> some of us here like scandal 
30:00 <Immutable> good band
31:00 <Serenity> i need some scandal in my life
31:00 <Immutable> post the pics Picard ** pulls on your cheeks
32:00 <Immutable> imgur or tinypic 
32:00 <Nikky`> Get over seeing the pics
33:00 <Nikky`> Suck it up princess
34:00 <Immutable> ... :S
34:00 <Immutable> well there goes tonights entertainment lol
35:00 <Nikky`> Very sad if you come on here to get your entertainment
35:00 <Immutable> haha austnet irc used to be hell entertaining back in the day
35:00 <Picard> :P
37:00 <Nikky`> That would be going back years then yeah? :P
37:00 <Immutable> yeah
38:00 <Immutable> now it's nice neat and tidy and proper conversation...
38:00 <Immutable> who wants that?
38:00 <Nikky`> I find it delightful
40:00 <Picard> decent convo is a good thing, less dickheads ranting is good
40:00 <Immutable> psscht that's what made it good
41:00 <Serenity> well its only been nice lately
41:00 <Serenity> its much nicer
41:00 <Immutable> do people still hook up and try to cheat on each other with people on IRC?
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