// #melbourne — 2015-03-24
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00:00:00 <Serenity> [8:50pm] <Liinda> i dont get what there is to gain from sleeping with an op
00:00:00 <Serenity> im willing to test this theory
00:00:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00:00 <Serenity> and adonis is greek
00:02:00 <AzzA> and he's a peacock
00:02:00 <AzzA> you gotta let him fly!!
00:03:00 <Serenity> naw hes still a chubby faced little 16 year old to me
00:03:00 <AzzA> hahaa
00:04:00 <Sally> is it true this where the chick was murderd after meeting someone in here?
00:04:00 <AzzA> lol no
00:04:00 <Serenity> no
00:04:00 <AzzA> cool story but
00:04:00 <Serenity> needs more dragons
00:05:00 <AzzA> not enough dragons
00:05:00 <Serenity> lol
00:05:00 <AzzA> lol
00:05:00 <AzzA> maybe a small man like creature
00:05:00 <AzzA> with a ring
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9e/9e2fa2235490237715b2a64916e981b77f3c35e4a23576e755857b9473385f1a.jpg
00:05:00 <AzzA> no wait, now we have broken copyright laws :/
00:06:00 <TheRiddler> my favourite new meme
00:07:00 <Serenity> preeeeccioussss
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it was panda :p
00:08:00 <couleurs> i'm a meme
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going lie down n watch movies
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> or night
00:10:00 <rosebud> i like chicken
00:11:00 <milk> KFC?
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> I like trains
00:16:00 <Liinda> time for sleepies for me
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olit-B5Yldc
00:17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: asdfmovie8 Views: 11,788,293 Uploader: TomSka Uploaded: Published on Oct 10, 2014 Duration: 1 Minutes 49 Seconds
00:17:00 <Liinda> night all xoxo
00:17:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> night Liinda
00:17:00 <Liinda> night couleurs x
00:17:00 <Liinda> night TheRiddler x
00:45:00 <Warren1984> any schizophrenics in here?
00:55:00 <Serenity> many
01:27:00 <Omarion> How can it be now
01:30:00 <Omarion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRl8EIhrQjQ
01:30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Can We Auto-Correct Humanity? Views: 12,165,695 Uploader: thamagicsho2003 Uploaded: Published on Sep 29, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 28 Seconds
01:33:00 <Omarion> that thing gone back over the moon
01:45:00 <beehhh> samsung galaxy s 10.5
01:47:00 <Alexander> hello!
01:48:00 <beehhh> hi
02:45:00 <TheRiddler> ahem
02:45:00 <TheRiddler> netflix has launched
02:51:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
02:51:00 <Bastardly_One> in aust?
02:54:00 <TheRiddler> yes
03:13:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAYrNAaZ7Cs
03:13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Air Supply Greatest Hits (Full Album) - The Best Of Air Supply Views: 2,195,206 Uploader: bestfilmfull Uploaded: Published on Sep 1, 2014 Duration: 90 Minutes 1 Seconds
10:04:00 <Fall> signed up this morning
10:04:00 <Fall> oh yeaaaah
10:04:00 <Fall> watched first episode of House lol
11:14:00 <simba> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11069229_1586381411604359_323141784691513091_n.jpg?oh=c6e2128c51d5b93127b39bd1f6a2bba3&oe=55A8B6AC
11:54:00 <psYbR> wtf simba
11:54:00 <psYbR> you're fucked :D
11:56:00 <simba> do i have too much milk?
12:07:00 <PuffDawg> I bet those sluts like it rough aye
12:20:00 <simba> ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
12:21:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10171686_760208424077306_9021050753694306041_n.jpg?oh=dc5ab72f3a21c2f14080094e2944cbf7&oe=55B41B5E&__gda__=1434058214_5d302140db7c7caf004a4f286170c6c0
12:22:00 <mrgrumpy> If I caught that I'd put it back
12:22:00 <mrgrumpy> the one they put in a red dress...
12:24:00 <simba> agreed
13:28:00 <Shadowgate> mrgrumpy your funny lol
13:43:00 <mrgrumpy> I am?
14:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh works!
14:25:00 <rosebud> hello
14:27:00 <rosebud> anyone there
14:29:00 <rosebud> helloooooooooooooooooooo
14:31:00 <rosebud> no body here?
14:34:00 <mrgrumpy> no one is at home
14:35:00 <rosebud> thats not good
14:35:00 <mrgrumpy> that or they're just busy doing non-IRCey stuff
14:35:00 <rosebud> im gonna kill my dad
14:35:00 <rosebud> so mad
14:35:00 <mrgrumpy> figuratively?
14:36:00 <rosebud> yes
14:36:00 <mrgrumpy> clearly done something stupid I guess?
14:37:00 <rosebud> im not alowed to go to perth on my own
14:37:00 <mrgrumpy> lol
14:38:00 <mrgrumpy> so take someone with you?
14:38:00 <rosebud> yes.. either he comes or i dont go
14:38:00 <rosebud> im so mad
14:38:00 <mrgrumpy> what's the purpose of the trip?
14:39:00 <rosebud> i havent decided
14:39:00 <mrgrumpy> so why even go? there's not that much to see or do in perth
14:39:00 <rosebud> well i wanna meet this guy
14:40:00 <mrgrumpy> haha, sounds like an episode of catfish :P
14:40:00 <Floss> lol
14:40:00 <Floss> it can only end well
14:40:00 <rosebud> we might have a thing
14:40:00 <entombed> i want to complain
14:40:00 <Floss> doubt it
14:40:00 <mrgrumpy> entombed, about?
14:41:00 <rosebud> but my dad is such an asshat he weont let me go on my own
14:41:00 <entombed> being hacked
14:41:00 <mrgrumpy> I assume you're an adult?
14:41:00 <Floss> if your dad actually has a say in what youre doing then you probably shouldnt go lol
14:41:00 <rosebud> im 14
14:41:00 <Floss> rofl
14:41:00 <mrgrumpy> LMAO!
14:41:00 <Floss> shutup and do your schoolwork you moron
14:42:00 <rosebud> why is that funny, im almost 16
14:42:00 <mrgrumpy> bet Perth guy is at least 40 and wears Pedo glasses
14:42:00 <mrgrumpy> no you're 14
14:42:00 <Floss> lol yeah
14:42:00 <rosebud> parents are fucked
14:42:00 <Floss> im sure he has enough kids in the basement already
14:43:00 <Floss> dont be so fucking stupid
14:43:00 <rosebud> nah hes really nice
14:43:00 <mrgrumpy> parents aren't fucked, there'd be no way I'd let my teenage daughter go interstate on her own
14:43:00 <Floss> oh im sure he is
14:43:00 <mrgrumpy> even if it were just purely the expense of the flight
14:43:00 <rosebud> i cant wait til im 16, im just going to leave and my family wont know where ive gone
14:44:00 <mrgrumpy> don't go to Belangalo...
14:45:00 <rosebud> ok
14:45:00 <rosebud> how are you mrgrumpy
14:45:00 <rosebud> how are you Floss
14:45:00 <Floss> theres plenty of time to be some guys practice root rosebud
14:45:00 <Floss> you dont have to travel for it
14:45:00 <rosebud> thats not nice
14:45:00 <mrgrumpy> haha Floss so true
14:46:00 <Floss> in uni, a lot of guys are going to make you a dare.
14:46:00 <mrgrumpy> Floss, depends how fat she is :P
14:46:00 <mrgrumpy> she might be the ex-fat one who's a total hornbag cause she didn't get any in HS
14:47:00 <rosebud> ok
14:47:00 <Floss> the first clue is being angry at the parents
14:48:00 <Floss> omg dads such a cunt he wont let me go to a random state and get skullfucked by a 50 yr old truck driver with a dirty cock
14:48:00 <mrgrumpy> I wanna know where the money is coming from to travel from presumably to east-coast to Perth
14:48:00 <rosebud> that never happens
14:48:00 <Floss> yeah he sure is a monster...
14:48:00 <rosebud> i work
14:48:00 <Floss> babysitting isnt work
14:48:00 <mrgrumpy> and you're going to blow all of that money on going to Perth?
14:49:00 <rosebud> i want to be independant
14:49:00 <Floss> i live 4 hours from perth and i avoid the cunt.
14:49:00 <mrgrumpy> just hook up with someone in the same city as you - at least then you only need a Myki
14:49:00 <mrgrumpy> or Opel if you're in Syd
14:50:00 <rosebud> i want to be seeing guys.. i dont want to be 30 and single
14:50:00 <mrgrumpy> LMAO!!! and you think it's going to take 16 years to find someone?
14:51:00 <rosebud> i want to have a kid by 30
14:51:00 <mrgrumpy> whomever you find during your teen years won't be the same person with you at your 30th bday
14:51:00 <Floss> rofl
14:51:00 <rosebud> be married
14:51:00 <Floss> this bitch needs jesus
14:51:00 <Floss> youre fucking 14 get back in the sandbox jesus christ
14:51:00 <Floss> lol this has to be a troll
14:52:00 <mrgrumpy> Floss, I reckon, maybe one of those Pedo honeypot traps
14:53:00 <Floss> lol yer maybe a cop
14:53:00 <mrgrumpy> or like that bloke in England who honeypots the locals
14:53:00 <Floss> if you are a cop, i appreciate you doing your bit to catch pedos
14:53:00 <Floss> if not youre a stupid fucking idiot girl
14:53:00 <rosebud> im not a cop
14:53:00 <rosebud> fuck pigs
14:53:00 <Floss> ok then stupid idiot girl
14:53:00 <Floss> lol
14:53:00 <Floss> cops are tops
14:54:00 <mrgrumpy> third option - idiot cop... lol sif go onto IRC
14:54:00 <Floss> constable care says so
14:54:00 <mrgrumpy> facebook or tinder
14:54:00 <rosebud> all my friends have boyfriends n stuff
14:54:00 <rosebud> i dont even get to go shopping on my own
14:54:00 <mrgrumpy> so suck one of them off instead of paying 500 to go to Perth
14:55:00 <rosebud> i dont want to have sex
14:55:00 <Floss> lol
14:56:00 <rosebud> did you have a boyfriend when you were 14
14:57:00 <Floss> lol no
14:57:00 <mrgrumpy> lol... no, no I did not
14:57:00 <Floss> all the boys wanted me cause i had tits
14:57:00 <Floss> it was more fun to not have one
14:57:00 <Floss> stop fucking worrying about it
14:58:00 <mrgrumpy> tits? pics or it didn't happen :P
14:58:00 <rosebud> they would have to be good tits
14:59:00 <mrgrumpy> not really, they just needed to be real and teenage boys would be gagging
14:59:00 <entombed> hi rose
15:00:00 <entombed> hi mrgrumpy
15:00:00 <rosebud> hi
15:01:00 <Blarp> boobies?
15:01:00 <mrgrumpy> hello
15:01:00 <Blarp> :P
15:02:00 <rosebud> parents are stupid
15:02:00 <rosebud> my brother is a fuckhead too
15:03:00 <Blarp> mrgrumpy I agree with option 3 idiot cop, all too stupid to be genuine
15:04:00 <Blarp> or just an idiot
15:05:00 <rosebud> what is so wrong about me wanting to be independant
15:05:00 <Blarp> at "14" plenty
15:06:00 <Blarp> odds on your parents just want to protect you from the stuff that most people read about in the news... the things that happen to 14 year old girls who travel interstate to meet guys off the internet
15:06:00 <Blarp> cause that never ends badly...
15:07:00 <rosebud> ok but forgetting that for a minute. i cant even go to the shops without my brother or my dad, i cant even go with a group of my friends
15:08:00 <Floss> *cough* daniel morcombe *cough*
15:11:00 <Blarp> agreed Floss
15:12:00 <Blarp> rosebud what that means, is you are much less likely to end up as a story like that, because your parents care.
15:13:00 <rosebud> i dont think people have done the math
15:13:00 <Blarp> Give it a couple of years, be glad they are in your life and care enough about you
15:13:00 <rosebud> i reckont here would be more chance of being killed by a shark
15:13:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of that fb killer
15:13:00 <Blarp> rosebud have you ever heard of a place called Snowtown?
15:14:00 <rosebud> no
15:14:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 that got famous for their fake snow day?
15:14:00 <Blarp> No TheRiddler guess again
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> ok
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> on it's in SA
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> not the qld 1
15:15:00 <rosebud> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders
15:16:00 <rosebud> thats not the same, they wernet even from snowtown, only one of them was killed in snowtown
15:16:00 <rosebud> and im not in snowtown
15:17:00 <Blarp> bah lame connection
15:19:00 <Blarp> back to story time, there were 3-4 guys who were meeting people through vatious methods including the internet, and then killing them
15:19:00 <rosebud> that risk is going to be there no matter what age i am
15:20:00 <Blarp> But by going to Perth to meet some random, is increasing that risk dramatically
15:20:00 <TheRiddler> also they very rarely work out
15:21:00 <Blarp> yeah
15:21:00 <rosebud> so the risk is in the flight?
15:21:00 <Blarp> rosebud have you spoken to this guy on the phone?
15:21:00 <rosebud> or is perth a pedo hotspot
15:21:00 <rosebud> yeh
15:21:00 <Blarp> Have you seen him on webcam?
15:21:00 <rosebud> yep
15:22:00 <TheRiddler> how old is he?
15:22:00 <Blarp> TheRiddler that would be my question as well
15:22:00 <rosebud> 14
15:22:00 <Blarp> hah
15:22:00 <Blarp> Well then next time you and he cam, let his parents meet your parents :P
15:23:00 <Blarp> That should be interesting, and resolve all concerns
15:23:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I dont think his parents would be just as happy
15:23:00 <rosebud> that is a good idea
15:23:00 <Blarp> I'm full of good ideas
15:23:00 <Blarp> I'm full of shit as well
15:23:00 <Blarp> :P
15:24:00 <rosebud> i would like our children to have 2 sets of grandparents
15:24:00 <Blarp> Bit early to be thinking about kids
15:25:00 <rosebud> floss gone away
15:25:00 <Blarp> she does that
15:26:00 <rosebud> why
15:26:00 <Blarp> Hmmm should I get Netflix tomorrow, or not
15:26:00 <Blarp> She has a life outside IRC
15:26:00 <Blarp> I do too, but today is my day off
15:26:00 <entombed> mmm
15:26:00 <entombed> netflix where?
15:27:00 <rosebud> ok
15:27:00 <Blarp> netflix through the australian version of the service
15:27:00 <Blarp> launches tomorrow
15:27:00 <Shadowgate> blarp kill s me of laughter
15:27:00 <entombed> how much?
15:27:00 <Blarp> :P Shadowgate, I'm too lazy to organise a geoblocker and get the US version
15:28:00 <Blarp> and $12 for two stream high def plan seems pretty good compared to foxtel :P not that that's all that difficult
15:30:00 <entombed> 12 dollars a month is it?
15:30:00 <Blarp> yup
15:31:00 <Blarp> base version is $9 a month
15:32:00 <Blarp> unmetered content on iinet, internode and a couple of other providers
15:39:00 <rosebud> quiet
15:44:00 <TheRiddler> I thought netflix doesn't launch till the 31st
15:45:00 <TheRiddler> did they up the date?
15:47:00 <Blarp> http://www.news.com.au/technology/home-entertainment/netflix-library-leaked-ahead-of-tuesday-launch/story-fn8tnfhb-1227274724221
15:47:00 <Blarp> that story says "launches tomorrow"
15:49:00 <rosebud> is the playstation 4 any good
15:50:00 <TheRon> I think the Xbox won on SouthPark
15:51:00 <Blarp> TheRiddler have a look at the link within the story that points to the entire catalogue, there is a fair amount there
15:52:00 <TheRon> I watched rob Roy last night, tim Roth is brilliant
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it's decent
15:53:00 <rosebud> is there any game like saboteur on ps4?
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> ltns TheRon
15:54:00 <TheRiddler> not really
15:54:00 <TheRiddler> that's a pretty good game
15:55:00 <TheRiddler> made in australia too
15:55:00 <TheRiddler> developed even
15:55:00 <TheRon> Leisure suit Larry?
15:55:00 <TheRiddler> I say the closest is watch dogs
15:56:00 <TheRiddler> or infamous
15:57:00 <TheRon> I like beer
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> you'd appreciate this TheRon
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2015/03/117383_962571e1ed6bb4c7ff2b214d96797e56.jpg
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:57:00 <rosebud> i like open world games
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> cool
15:58:00 <TheRon> Joffa rules
15:58:00 <rosebud> is gta v better on ps4
15:58:00 <entombed> yes
15:58:00 <TheRon> Teach from geelong is better though
15:58:00 <entombed> it is
15:58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure posting that after a few days from the nab game is a good idea tho lol
15:59:00 <TheRon> It's nab cup, means nothing
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it's better on ps4/xbone
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> true
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> but it makes him look like a turncoat
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00:00 <TheRon> If the cats wanted to thump Carlton they could've
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> jumping ship even
16:00:00 <TheRon> The collingwood nuffys will have something to say about it
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
16:03:00 <TheRon> What's the latest nerdlinger game the kids are playing now?
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> me it's cities skyline
16:04:00 <TheRiddler> but I'm not a kid
16:04:00 <TheRon> Nerd linger?
16:05:00 <TheRon> I still haven't worked out how the hardcore gamers get a root
16:05:00 <TheRiddler> I'd say either ori n the light or whatever or helldivers
16:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
16:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
16:07:00 <TheRon> Oh herro,
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> ltns
16:07:00 <Fez> kate02 sucks
16:07:00 <TheRon> Itns?
16:07:00 <Fez> kate01 is ok
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> long time no see
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:09:00 <TheRon> My one year old nephew cheers everytime I say go cats!
16:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol cool
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> atleast he's got that down
16:10:00 <TheRon> I moulding him in my own image
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure my sister would like it if I tried to convert mine to go for dogs
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> not that they watch sport
16:10:00 <TheRon> The mother is collingwood
16:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wow - apparently my life is coming to an end
16:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks entombed - yew!
16:12:00 <TheRon> Ever seen flying high?
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> nope
16:12:00 <TheRon> The virgin trying to get laid before the plane crashes
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> I'm missing out
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:12:00 <TheRon> You really are
16:13:00 <TheRon> It has Kareem Abdul jabar in it
16:13:00 <Fez> try not to miss out on breasts
16:13:00 <TheRon> It has breasts
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> I saw bits of it when little
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> the blow up dolls scared me lol
16:14:00 <TheRon> You don't get the jokes until you get older
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> yep
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> not a kids movie really
16:14:00 <TheRon> Nope
16:15:00 <TheRon> Have you been in a Turkish prison
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol nope
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> is it made turkish delight
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> +of
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> or bread
16:15:00 <TheRon> For some
16:19:00 <TheRon> Walking around on broken leg, I can't get you out of my head
16:24:00 <TheRon> Hard work deserves a reward, you've earned this Victoria bitter
16:24:00 <AzzA> VB is now a reward?
16:24:00 <AzzA> i give up
16:24:00 <AzzA> i QUIT!
16:25:00 <AzzA> id rather drink water after busting out some manual labour than drink VB
16:25:00 <AzzA> YES THATS WHAT I SAID!
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> worst reward ever :/
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hear ya
16:26:00 <Floss> has that little girl stoped her shit now
16:27:00 <TheRon> I dunno
16:28:00 <TheRon> Katatonic_kate what's cooking?
16:29:00 <AzzA> ben cousins in trouble again lmao
16:29:00 <AzzA> 3 times in 8 days
16:29:00 <AzzA> the cunt needs to be jailed
16:29:00 <TheRon> He needs help
16:29:00 <AzzA> he is just an oxygen thief now
16:29:00 <Floss> is he the one thats got a job near me now
16:29:00 <doctor> powdered alcohol looks pretty handy
16:29:00 <Floss> or is that the other druggie
16:29:00 <doctor> why are they trying to ban it?
16:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's cooking - the walking dead soon
16:30:00 <TheRon> Cheap trick - the flame
16:30:00 <TheRon> Love this song
16:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds gay
16:30:00 <TheRon> Well it isn't
16:31:00 <TheRon> You need to get back in that kitchen
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
16:31:00 <TheRon> That's your role
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because why?
16:32:00 <TheRon> Saves us blokes doing it
16:32:00 <doctor> i don't trust people to cook my food, they always tend to screw it up
16:32:00 <TheRon> I cook my own steak
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ronn :/
16:33:00 <TheRon> What? 😄
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a lazy git
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
16:33:00 <doctor> by challenging his taste in music you're pretty much telling him his sentimentality is false
16:34:00 <faux> Am not
16:34:00 <faux> ::(
16:34:00 <doctor> lol
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well lets face it, it is
16:34:00 <faux> WHY AM I A LAZY GIT K8 M8
16:35:00 <TheRon> Faux I think that was directed at me
16:35:00 <faux> Oh
16:35:00 <Blarp> bah stupid electician decided to test the new switchboard
16:35:00 <doctor> theron has deep brooding feelings, it's his most defining characteristic
16:35:00 <faux> Goos
16:35:00 <faux> Good
16:35:00 <Floss> this is whats cooking in my dump
16:35:00 <Floss> http://www.slowcookercentral.com/recipe/slow-cooker-savoury-sausages/
16:36:00 <TheRon> I merely suggested she get back in the kitchen
16:36:00 <nate> having some snags in my dump then going for a dump
16:36:00 <nate> :P
16:36:00 <doctor> yeah probably not a nice thing to say to a lady
16:36:00 <TheRon> Apparently
16:36:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug floss really adorable
16:37:00 <faux> Wtf
16:37:00 <Shadowgate> lol faux
16:37:00 <faux> Why would you cook that in the slow cooker
16:37:00 <faux> 6 hours?!
16:37:00 <faux> Sausages take 5 mins in a pab
16:37:00 <faux> Pan
16:37:00 <faux> lmao
16:37:00 <Shadowgate> lol
16:38:00 <doctor> they don't look very appetising
16:38:00 <faux> yeah
16:38:00 <faux> I took a shit today that looks better
16:38:00 <TheRon> Sausages are salty
16:38:00 <doctor> lol
16:38:00 <Floss> home made chilli sausages
16:38:00 <Floss> the flavour is unreal when you slow cook
16:38:00 <TheRon> Slow cook snags all it is is a salty mess
16:38:00 <faux> Whyvwouod you wait 6 hours for something to cook abd then dump it on toast
16:38:00 <doctor> i only want to cook at midnight
16:38:00 <doctor> i hate the day - nothing comes out of it
16:38:00 <faux> I don't see the logic
16:38:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
16:38:00 <Floss> mines not going on toast lol
16:38:00 <faux> Hi
16:39:00 <TheRon> I love a slow cooked beef stew
16:39:00 <TheRon> With stout
16:39:00 <faux> Yeah stew in a slow cooker I understand
16:39:00 <faux> But snags seems weird
16:39:00 <doctor> snag curries
16:39:00 <doctor> it's just a cheap meat replacement
16:39:00 <TheRon> Tried it once it doesn't work
16:40:00 <doctor> i'm not much a fan of sludge foods
16:40:00 <TheRon> I'd slow cook the sauce but not the snags
16:41:00 <doctor> yeah snags are just good on their own
16:41:00 <TheRon> Snags bread and onion
16:41:00 <TheRon> Barbie tonight, snags and steak
16:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds ike a plan
16:42:00 <TheRon> I never cook a barbie without beer in hand
16:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shocked*
16:43:00 <TheRon> Kate does the other half cook?
16:44:00 <TheRon> Pit cooking is underrated
16:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband, very spasmodically but he can cook
16:45:00 <TheRon> Pig on a spit?
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> stir fries
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is good at that
16:45:00 <TheRon> So easy stuff
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
16:45:00 <TheRiddler> have you given up on taco's chan already?
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> ok
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> give it time :p
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> when no one chats there, i'll chat here
16:47:00 <TheRon> Taco is a double entendres
16:47:00 <Floss> my man does a mean toast
16:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@floss
16:47:00 <TheRon> Boil water?
16:48:00 <Floss> yes he can do that too
16:48:00 <Floss> hes very clever
16:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> talented!
16:48:00 <Floss> thats why im marrying his sexy arse
16:49:00 <Floss> hot water and toast
16:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> essentials
16:49:00 <Floss> SO MUCH MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITES
16:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> like teaching him how to cook?
16:53:00 <TheRon> If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
16:54:00 <Floss> he makes this dish called vegeroni
16:55:00 <Floss> its pretty much tomato soup, bacon, cheese and pasta
16:55:00 <TheRon> Soup is cheating
16:56:00 <TheRon> Jive talking you're telling me lies
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> vegeroni lol
16:58:00 <TheRon> The bacon makes it not vegetarian
16:58:00 <TheRon> Vegan stops at the cheese
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could just use facon + some vegan cheese
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's kinda oily…. tho
16:59:00 <TheRon> Being vego would suck to me
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, if you like meat
17:00:00 <TheRon> And I do
17:00:00 <TheRon> I haven't had bacon and eggs in ages, I'm so proud of myself
17:01:00 <TheRon> Kind of addicted to bakers delight pizza though
17:01:00 <nate> lol
17:01:00 <AzzA> hehe floss...i love your step brother quote :) <3 will ferrell :P
17:02:00 <Floss> im watching it atm
17:02:00 <AzzA> ^5
17:02:00 <Floss> brennans about to sing in his bedroom with that fucking unicorn tshirt on
17:02:00 <AzzA> i downloaded like 15 will ferrell movies the other night
17:02:00 <Floss> its sad that has a total cunt irl
17:02:00 <Floss> hes*
17:02:00 <AzzA> voice of an angel?
17:02:00 <TheRon> I thought stepbrothers was dumber than any Adam sandler movie
17:03:00 <AzzA> thats the whole point TheRiddler
17:03:00 <Floss> lol i love it for the quotes
17:03:00 <AzzA> TheRon
17:03:00 <AzzA> tabfail
17:03:00 <Floss> the movie itself is pretty stupid
17:03:00 <Floss> i love the brother singing in the car
17:03:00 <AzzA> its meant to be stupid
17:03:00 <TheRon> Where's your head at?
17:03:00 <AzzA> thats what makes it hilarious
17:03:00 <nate> its about losers becoming winners :D
17:03:00 <AzzA> SHE'S GOT EYES OF THE BLUEST SKIES
17:03:00 <AzzA> thats exactly what its about nate
17:03:00 <Floss> your voice is a combination of fergie and jesus
17:03:00 <AzzA> now lick that white dog shit
17:04:00 <Floss> THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON
17:04:00 <Floss> my all time favourite
17:04:00 <Floss> Today i saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon
17:04:00 <Floss> i laughed typing that
17:04:00 <AzzA> today i heard my own son yell RAPE
17:04:00 <AzzA> i honestly thought he was going to rape me
17:04:00 <AzzA> he had this weird look in his eye
17:04:00 <AzzA> and at one point he said "lets get it on"
17:05:00 <nate> is this deja vu ;l
17:05:00 <TheRon> Flying high is better than step brothers
17:05:00 <AzzA> im not calling dad, even if there was a fire!
17:05:00 <Floss> this sounds a lot like good will hunting
17:05:00 <Floss> its not
17:05:00 <AzzA> robert better not get in my face
17:05:00 <Floss> anyway, my best friends ben affleck
17:06:00 <AzzA> cause i will drop that motherfucker
17:06:00 <Floss> im not calling him dad, EVEN IF THERES A FIRE
17:06:00 <AzzA> ^^
17:06:00 <AzzA> beat you too it :P
17:07:00 <AzzA> there was me, johnny hoskins and sloan kettery and we were blazing that shit up
17:07:00 <TheRon> Boom shake shake shake the room
17:07:00 <AzzA> THIS WEDDINGS HORESHIT
17:07:00 <AzzA> i didnt want salmon i hate salmon i said it 3 times!!
17:08:00 <Floss> lol they are banging in the bathroom
17:08:00 <Floss> stay golden ponyboy
17:08:00 <Floss> mmm dinner smells gooooooood
17:09:00 <nate> yeah at weddings everyone is afraid of the seafood
17:09:00 <AzzA> what if come out of the shower and ive got this luch V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro, and says thinks, well ive had the old bull i might as well try the young calf!
17:09:00 <TheRon> Tick tick tick tick boom
17:09:00 <AzzA> lush*
17:09:00 <AzzA> yeah ive seen that movie a couple of times :)
17:10:00 <Floss> im going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you
17:10:00 <AzzA> you have to watch Casa di mi padre
17:10:00 <Floss> youre a big curly headed FUCK
17:10:00 <AzzA> its all in spanish
17:10:00 <AzzA> and it is sooooooooooo poorly done
17:10:00 <AzzA> that its fucking hilarious
17:10:00 <AzzA> riding on fake horses, painted background scenes etc lol
17:11:00 <AzzA> he plays the brother of a mexican drug smuggler
17:11:00 <TheRon> now I'm four five seconds from violence
17:12:00 <AzzA> really?
17:12:00 <TheRon> No
17:15:00 <AzzA> i love the use of andrea bocelli time to say goodbye in his movies
17:15:00 <TheRon> Hello I've waited here for you, ever long!
17:15:00 <AzzA> ending step brother with it
17:15:00 <AzzA> and starting bades of glory
17:15:00 <Floss> hmm blades of glory
17:15:00 <TheRon> Will Ferrell is a an absolute genius?
17:15:00 <Floss> if i had decent internets id download that
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/seankingston/photos/pcb.10153169066808750/10153169066243750/?type=1&theater
17:17:00 <TheRon> My beer has a DONT drink whilst pregnant warning
17:17:00 <TheRon> I thought that was common knowledge
17:17:00 <TheRiddler> probably for indiginous ppl
17:17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:18:00 <TheRon> Sniffing petro,whilst pregnant?
17:22:00 <AzzA> i always thought that meant dont drink if you are fat :/
17:23:00 <AzzA> Floss....upgrade your internets nao!!
17:23:00 <AzzA> will ferrell is an ABSOLUTE GENIUS!
17:24:00 <Floss> we only get satellite here so the most we can have is 10gig
17:25:00 <AzzA> where do u live? on top of ayres rock?
17:26:00 <Floss> coastal forest basically
17:26:00 <Floss> tall karri trees all around
17:26:00 <Floss> id be pissed about the net if it wasnt so beautiful out here
17:27:00 <AzzA> :o
17:34:00 <rosebud> sounds nice
17:37:00 <rosebud> hello
17:38:00 <Floss> dont lose your dinosaur
17:40:00 <rosebud> no way.. my dinosaur says yep yep all the time
17:41:00 <rosebud> whats happening
17:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oi trouble maker
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear you're getting married
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats
17:45:00 <rosebud> who is getting married
17:55:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss so I am told
17:56:00 <rosebud> ok thats nice
18:06:00 <faux> Dammit where is Maurice
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> message her on FB or whatever ... thankfully we won't have to see 15 mins of OMG! over some stupid pic or tv show
18:09:00 <faux> Who rattled your cagw
18:09:00 <faux> Why don't you fuck off and take a break from your keyboard for a minute
18:10:00 <rosebud> woah
18:10:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
18:11:00 <faux> Cheers
18:14:00 <rosebud> i dont think tony abbot is a nice person
18:31:00 <doctor> what passes as a nice person these days?
19:15:00 <couleurs> BvB
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> suck
19:32:00 <unique> A fat one.
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I have heard nothing but Stevie G's red card all day
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> like yeah yeah fuck up
19:33:00 <unique> :D
19:33:00 <couleurs> stupid old man
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking disgrace
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn have My friendly rivals been rubbing it in
19:34:00 <couleurs> bvb > lfc!!!!!!!!!!!
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> stevie G last night
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-burlesque-dzM8M964p6X96
19:34:00 <couleurs> Ha - Ha
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> (stolen from AzzA was his joke)
19:36:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hear something pretentious?
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> don't listen to it all obviously
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> but tell me what you think of this guy's reading
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9JvX1fymTE
19:37:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bram Stoker's "Dracula" - Chapter One - A Reading Uploader: JCRME32 Uploaded: Published on Mar 21, 2015 Duration: 39 Minutes 23 Seconds
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> this friend of Mine thinks he is like Vincent Price
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> how do I be nice about it?
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:39:00 <Dugnuts> tell that deluded motherfucker he is an idiot
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he is uber spooky
19:39:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think you can be any nicer than that
19:39:00 <Dugnuts> and still get the message across
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know right?
19:40:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> even couleurs has to insult it
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> with making an iphone comment
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> Ben Cousins arrested again
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs stay off the ice Ben
19:47:00 <Simwolf> pwned
19:50:00 <couleurs> ban cousins
19:55:00 <xm> bent cousins m8
19:58:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!!
19:59:00 <milk> ben cousins is in the SAS mate!
20:00:00 <milk> he goes on secret missions
20:00:00 <milk> normally people just think he's an ex-footballer
20:00:00 <xm> he's been on ice thinking the Sikh temple is the NWO headquarters
20:00:00 <milk> meh
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
20:01:00 <milk> I heard he was paradropped into Thailand for some secret government agent business
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt seriously needs jail time though
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> this time breaking into houses for a hit?
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> how can he be treated with kid gloves this time
20:02:00 <milk> he won a premiership
20:02:00 <clubsamwich> what's in the news today?
20:02:00 <xm> he probably had grand delusions he was a melbourne cup horse leaping over all the fences
20:05:00 <xm> clubsamwich, stuff about AFL players. take your pick: meth use, doping, pub brawls etc
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> A 12-year-old Colorado girl has been detained on suspicion of attempted murder after she allegedly tried to kill her mother for taking away her iPhone.
20:06:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha Bastardly_One
20:06:00 <clubsamwich> sign of the times
20:07:00 <clubsamwich> Boxy-Curl!
20:13:00 <man> im reporting this chatroom to the federal police
20:14:00 <man> https://youtu.be/1wYNFfgrXTI
20:14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eminem - When I'm Gone Views: 278,099,017 Uploader: EminemVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 6 Minutes 9 Seconds
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ringing your house and telling your mum
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's probably more realistic Wild Turkey
20:35:00 <couleurs> i still haven't got a new phone yet and need 1 i think i might get a cheap 1 4 now n e tips every1
20:36:00 <clubsamwich> couleurs, i recently bought a nokia lumia 530 for 80 bucks from dick smiths
20:36:00 <clubsamwich> my android phone is getting repaired
20:36:00 <clubsamwich> so i got the lumia for a cheap temp replacement
20:37:00 <clubsamwich> i think harvey norman have it for like 60 now
20:37:00 <couleurs> u cheeky sandwich
20:37:00 <clubsamwich> cheeky like a fox!
20:41:00 <couleurs> my phone is falling apart and it's not under warranty anymore and i don't want to spend money to fix it o i might get a cheapie 4 now
20:42:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
20:42:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda
20:44:00 <couleurs> do u wanna buy me a new phone pls
20:45:00 <Liinda> haha, hmmm..
20:46:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
20:47:00 <couleurs> how r u
20:48:00 <Liinda> im okies, feeling a little tired and run down today
20:48:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:49:00 <couleurs> 2 much FiFa...
20:49:00 <Liinda> haha is there such a thing?
20:50:00 <couleurs> no :))))))))))))
20:50:00 <Liinda> hehehe
20:50:00 <TNT> Soup
20:51:00 <couleurs> hi teenage nutant turtle
20:51:00 <Liinda> lol
20:51:00 <Liinda> neutered
20:52:00 <couleurs> ;)
20:53:00 <clubsamwich> Soup!
20:54:00 <couleurs> soup sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:55:00 <TNT> Ciao Linda luscious, come stai?
20:56:00 <Liinda> heys TNT, sto bene grazie, u?
20:56:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY ITaL^GuY ITaL^GuY
20:56:00 <TNT> Tuto bene, thanks
20:57:00 <TNT> Wat's been doin, ltns
20:58:00 <ITaL^GuY> Liindaaaa
20:58:00 <ITaL^GuY> where you been hun?
20:59:00 <couleurs> Liinda long lime no sea
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> ltns Liinda
21:06:00 <Liinda> long time no salsa
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> salsa party
21:07:00 <TNT> Wannah salsa wif meh?
21:07:00 <Liinda> no ass grabbing
21:07:00 <TNT> K
21:07:00 <Liinda> music!
21:07:00 <TNT> How bout dinnah n then salsa?
21:08:00 <xm> hello someone told me a party was starting
21:08:00 <xm> can i join
21:08:00 <Liinda> of course u can xm
21:08:00 <Liinda> TNT sure
21:09:00 <TNT> Wat would u like to order?
21:09:00 <Liinda> hmmm seafood. i have a craving
21:09:00 <Liinda> or lamb
21:09:00 <Liinda> mash potato
21:09:00 <TNT> K, no proba
21:09:00 <Liinda> om nom nom
21:09:00 <TNT> Probs*
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> mexicant
21:10:00 <TNT> Crash at urs, mine or hotel after salsa?
21:14:00 <TNT> Did anyone notice there's no more "madam speaker", there's "Mr president"now, was listenin today abt the Fraser stuff, they were all goin "Mr president"
21:15:00 <Grim> fuck off yankee shit
21:15:00 <Grim> cunt anyway
21:16:00 <frayedknot> TNT: depends on the chamber, the House of Reps has a Speaker, the Senate a President
21:17:00 <TNT> Ay ye, of course, the senate rules the state
21:22:00 <couleurs> bbl big beng theory
21:22:00 <Liinda> i need a serious massage.. anyone know of any good physio's?
21:22:00 <Liinda> or osteo
21:22:00 <couleurs> me
21:23:00 <Liinda> -.- do you have qualifications?
21:23:00 <TNT> Y lie, u need a gd rewt :p
21:23:00 <Liinda> No, i need a massage
21:23:00 <Liinda> shoulds and back all knotted
21:23:00 <Liinda> *shoulders
21:23:00 <Liinda> stupid computers
21:24:00 <couleurs> yes i have a drivers license, expired library card and a video ezy voucher
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> shush TNT
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> I have koalafications
21:25:00 <clubsamwich> i'm going to go get a massage and then do a 2 hour session in a deprivation tank
21:26:00 <clubsamwich> anyone been in a deprivation tank?
21:33:00 <xm> no, but i deprived myself of sleep for a few days once and closed my left eye lid and started seeing things from a bird's point of view flying into a harbour
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> I hear you can get high in them
21:35:00 <couleurs> i deprived myself of internet n FiFa a few times...
21:35:00 <Liinda> couleurs ok those licenses pass
21:36:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
21:36:00 <xm> Liinda, i dont have a licence because ive got a permission slip from my mum saying i give mad massages
21:36:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
21:36:00 <xm> because/but*
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:37:00 <Liinda> ok, so couleurs can do one side and xm can do the other
21:37:00 <Liinda> now all i need is someone to massage my feet
21:38:00 <Liinda> mmmm nah not into toe sucking
21:38:00 <couleurs> now that's a spicey meat bowl
21:38:00 <KiamaLegend> mmmm
21:38:00 <Liinda> lol
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute does couleurs look in this pic
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/029/0/c/Neko_Crossplay_2_by_xNEKOxGUYx.jpg
21:41:00 <couleurs> that's not a me
21:41:00 <xm> anyone who knows anything knows couleurs is really a dog
21:41:00 <Liinda> i dont even know what couleurs looks like :(
21:42:00 <xm> but icant remember if he were labrador or retriever
21:42:00 <xm> they all look the same to me
21:42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/EOhzsVV.jpg
21:42:00 <couleurs> HOLY SHIT
21:43:00 <TNT> Bbs/l
21:44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hcCXiUA.webm
21:44:00 <couleurs> me irl
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> why did that make me snort in real life?
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't *that* funny
21:47:00 <Liinda> :( that wasnt you
21:48:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
21:48:00 <Liinda> i havent seen what couleurs looks like but i imagine him to be a cutie
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
21:49:00 <couleurs> definitely.
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> I have a updated pic
21:49:00 <xm> careful Liinda he is underage
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ppqothec5jg7kkf/2015-03-12%2016-25-44.626.jpg?dl=0
21:50:00 <Liinda> over 18?
21:51:00 <Liinda> xm, i think i remember u being a good looker
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, still looking like a cosplay virgin
21:52:00 <couleurs> i'm TheRiddler !
21:52:00 <KiamaLegend> well done
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> yep
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> now ppl can reconise me
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:53:00 <faux> u beta reconiae
21:53:00 <faux> Zzkzz
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:56:00 <PuffDawg> TheRiddler, I bet that lands you all the ladies
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
21:57:00 <PuffDawg> How often?
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> often what?
21:57:00 <PuffDawg> Just tell some slut, that you're batman
21:57:00 <PuffDawg> Then laugh for half an hour
21:58:00 <PuffDawg> In line sin
21:58:00 <PuffDawg> like
21:58:00 <coffee> like
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> I rather sam I'm jim carrey
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> *say
21:59:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqnc6Ivpf0U
21:59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince Batdance Batman (Tim Burton) B S O Views: 54,748 Uploader: gutier5 Uploaded: Apr 1, 2009 Duration: 6 Minutes 45 Seconds
21:59:00 <Liinda> i wouldnt go for either
21:59:00 <PuffDawg> You know jim carey hates being funny
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> great song
21:59:00 <PuffDawg> You don't wanna say you're jim carey
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> BAT DANCE
22:00:00 <couleurs> Liinda is going 2 Batdance down the isle @ her wedding
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00:00 <Liinda> OUR wedding
22:01:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
22:01:00 <Liinda> play fifa on the honeymoon
22:01:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:03:00 <couleurs> mario fc vs pizza fc
22:03:00 <Liinda> mmm pizza
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> it'sa me mario
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol dolmio ad just came on
22:04:00 <Liinda> hahaha
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> wear the dolmio grin
22:04:00 <Liinda> haha
22:06:00 <couleurs> it's windy and raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:06:00 <couleurs> welcome back winter!!!!!!!!!!!
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> yay
22:07:00 <Liinda> i cant wait
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> raining huh?
22:07:00 <Liinda> for winter
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> is it coming from the south?
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> .
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've shit on the line I just remembered and if it is coming up from the south it'll make it's way up here
22:08:00 <xm> summer = too hot. winter = too cold and rainy. spring = hay fever. autumn = cool enough to go for long walks
22:09:00 <xm> 1 vote for autumn
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> winter is gonna be fucked this year I believe
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> the seasons are getting cooler so winter should be harsher
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> looking forward to it actually
22:10:00 <xm> i dont mean this in a mean way but do you leave home much?
22:10:00 <Liinda> lol
22:11:00 <Liinda> ice age
22:12:00 <thestig> lots of pointy nipples
22:12:00 <Liinda> stigggyyy
22:12:00 <thestig> liindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:12:00 <Liinda> hiws u hun
22:12:00 <Liinda> hows*
22:12:00 <thestig> good tenks hiws you?
22:12:00 <Liinda> graeft thkne;ds
22:12:00 <thestig> lel
22:13:00 <Liinda> reflmeow
22:13:00 <thestig> good to hear
22:14:00 <Liinda> =)
22:16:00 <couleurs> bingo bango
22:16:00 <Liinda> BONGO
22:18:00 <couleurs> prosciutto pizza per favore
22:19:00 <couleurs> --- me in intaly
22:19:00 <couleurs> italy*******
22:19:00 <couleurs> TYPO!!!!!!!!
22:20:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/63UNmod8zf0
22:20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Silicon Valley Season 2: Trailer (HBO) Views: 108,458 Uploader: HBO Uploaded: Published on Mar 21, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 33 Seconds
22:20:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:20:00 <xm> YES!
22:28:00 <coffee> 22:28
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> pawn stars is on
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.watch-tvseries.net
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> get that into you if you can stream well
22:41:00 <Bastardly_One> any series you can think of
22:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's bound to be there
22:42:00 <xm> i found a good site for finding mp3s on the www
22:43:00 <xm> mp3.vet
22:43:00 <xm> if it's on the www it's probably there. just one click too
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised how up to date that site is though
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I just went to look for The Last Man on Earth expecting say the first 2 eps
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's totally up to date as of this week's ep I am told
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna see what the hype about that show is
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> hey kate
22:45:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01
22:46:00 <Liinda> xm, another good site is downloads.nl
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs there's more Project Cars stuff up ... it's looking to be a good game
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> finally a racing game
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> this pie is too rich
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh the love of my internet life, skirmish <3
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what's up
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> I found the site pornsocket.com
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> I wouldn't go there tho
22:47:00 <nate> ohh sweeeeeeeet!
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler try fuq.com
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> good porn hub if that's your thang
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> unless you into interspecies
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:48:00 <Liinda> pornmd is best ;)
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> that too if you search
22:48:00 <Skirmish> lol hey Kate
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> actually there is a zoo site
22:48:00 <nate> eagle and a fish
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> I use motherless, xnxx and nudevista
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am not promoting that
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean so I've been told
22:48:00 <nate> TheRiddler porn is unhealthy unless u are married:)
22:49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's completely zoophilia too
22:49:00 <Liinda> i disagree
22:49:00 <nate> how can u form a relationship when u are 2 busy at home having a wank ;l
22:49:00 <Liinda> porn is needed when u need some alone time
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> nudevista is like pornmd + others
22:49:00 <Skirmish> Lol important questions here.
22:50:00 <Liinda> hai Skirmish
22:50:00 <Skirmish> Hai Liinda
22:50:00 <nate> Skirmish sorry no dinner tonight, its me and nudevista tonight:)
22:50:00 <Skirmish> Go hard.
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:51:00 <Liinda> PICARDDDDDDDD
22:51:00 <Picard> Liinda my love
22:51:00 <nate> i remember my mate he looked at a dating site all night long having a wank, it worked for him hes now married for years:)
22:51:00 <Liinda> lol
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:51:00 <nate> ohh look at this girllllll arrhhhhh!
22:51:00 <Picard> i had a wank today
22:51:00 <Liinda> he may as well have done a google image search on lonely cougars
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> now there's tinder
22:52:00 <Picard> lol Liinda
22:52:00 <Picard> does anyone hook up with tnder?
22:52:00 <Skirmish> Tinder. Making sexually transmitted diseases available for everyone.
22:53:00 <Liinda> NOt bad, just low nakedness
22:53:00 <Picard> lol
22:53:00 <Picard> speaking from experience Skirmish?
22:53:00 <Skirmish> Never even downloaded it.
22:53:00 <nate> just buy a condom or two
22:53:00 <Liinda> I tried a few sites, just not tinder
22:54:00 <Picard> double wrap to be safe
22:54:00 <Skirmish> Plenty of fish?
22:54:00 <nate> comeon tinder is da best
22:54:00 <Liinda> hey are all the same meat market, same ppl go on all of them to up their chances
22:54:00 <Picard> link Liinda?
22:54:00 <Liinda> Nah, did AYI but thats cos the chat on it before it was a proper dating site was cool
22:54:00 <Liinda> rsvp
22:54:00 <Liinda> oasis
22:54:00 <Liinda> blendr
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> dating sites arent great
22:55:00 <Skirmish> Lonely people is big business.
22:55:00 <Liinda> Nup, idiots are everywhere
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> I'm on plenty of fish
22:55:00 <nate> why not Dugnuts!!?!?>!
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> and ok cupid lol
22:55:00 <Picard> Skirmish we should go into business together
22:55:00 <nate> husband and husband business?
22:55:00 <Skirmish> I'd rather make out with B1 thanks.
22:55:00 <Picard> nooooooooooooooo
22:56:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, you look around, send shitloads of messages, get 2 back, go on a date and then you ended up just wasting all your time coz she turns out to be crazy
22:56:00 <Picard> harsh
22:56:00 <Dugnuts> or not over her ex
22:56:00 <nate> b1 does have that ashtray mouth, dead sexy:)
22:56:00 <Dugnuts> or any number of other problems
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> also there's the long hair :p
22:56:00 <Liinda> Dugnuts the stories i used to hear from guys on these sites made me feel so good. I am fucking normal compared to all the fruitloops around
22:56:00 <nate> Dugnuts they all crazy :D
22:57:00 <Liinda> oi nate
22:57:00 <Skirmish> Going into business with Picard or maki. G out with B1. Either way there's a chance I'm getting fucked by a muppet.
22:57:00 <Liinda> Im normal
22:57:00 <nate> Dugnuts u cheating on me!
22:57:00 <nate> lol
22:57:00 <Dugnuts> or they forget things that you mentioned in your profile or in the first conversation
22:57:00 <nate> Liinda nothing wrong with crazy :D
22:57:00 <Liinda> Nah crazy is bad
22:57:00 <nate> better than boring
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> like i dont know where im gonna be after i finish my course, but they still came out and then only remembered afterwards that oh, they want someone who is going to be staying in melbourne blah blah blah
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
22:58:00 <Liinda> never said i was boring. just not a stalker who would follow you so she knows where you live
22:58:00 <Skirmish> Good luck everyone! work to do.
22:58:00 <Liinda> How u settling in Dugnuts?
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> i just picked up some random crazy girl, at least she's good in the sack
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> oh ok
22:58:00 <Liinda> lol settling in well by the sounds ;P
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> turns out she lives in albury tho :P
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> just down for the weekend
22:58:00 <Liinda> ah feck
22:58:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
22:59:00 <nate> sounds boring Liinda:)
22:59:00 <Dugnuts> but still
22:59:00 <Liinda> shh nate
22:59:00 <Liinda> im awesome
22:59:00 <Dugnuts> tight little body, and great in bed
22:59:00 <Dugnuts> so all in all a win i say
22:59:00 <nate> Dugnuts are u talking about yourself:)
22:59:00 <couleurs> pics
22:59:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:59:00 <Liinda> i found a lot of guys on line were far wprse than females
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:59:00 <Dugnuts> i wish
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> is it rhee? :p
23:00:00 <nate> yeah Liinda its hard out there for a bitch, lilly allen:)
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> Liinda: probably, the few dates i do get, i tend to get a bunch of confirmation messages from girls, and all this other crap to make sure im who i say i am
23:00:00 <Liinda> nate yup lol
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> or other weird little things that make me wonder what kind of crazies they normally get
23:00:00 <Liinda> dug
23:00:00 <nate> u just need a spark and ride the wave from their to see if it works out :D
23:01:00 <Liinda> Dugnuts yeh its the crazies that give the nice ppl are bad name
23:01:00 <nate> Dugnuts sounds hot
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt say hot nate
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> alternatively you could just by a flesh light!
23:01:00 <nate> freshly baked
23:01:00 <Liinda> i dont need to ride the wave anymore, i found myself a man
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no crazy
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> win win
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> handsome i can accept, and smart
23:01:00 <nate> nice work Liinda
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> but not hot
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> i dont have the abs/butt to be called hot
23:01:00 <Liinda> its been a year already omg
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> congrats
23:01:00 <nate> damn yeah Dugnuts!
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> i can be charming when i try
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:02:00 <Liinda> smashing young lad
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> but either way
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> im giving up internet dating for awhile
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> a dozen bad experiences are all i can stomach for the moment
23:04:00 <couleurs> i hope 2 find my future wife via FiFa online.........
23:04:00 <milk> I understand
23:04:00 <milk> I looked for love on the Internet
23:04:00 <milk> all I found was a slap in the face
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> oh i got one of those once
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> first date with this girl
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> she was one of teh crazy ones
23:05:00 <Liinda> would you want her to play better than you couleurs?
23:05:00 <couleurs> maeby
23:06:00 <nate> my mate said he just wants a wife and to be fat, ahh life goals :)
23:06:00 <Liinda> god i wonder if i ever chat to you guys on these dating sites
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> at least he has some
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> well how old are you liinda?
23:06:00 <Liinda> 35
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> then probably not
23:06:00 <Liinda> i was on a few yrs ago
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> i usually go for my age or younger
23:06:00 <Liinda> how old r u again?
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> just turned 32
23:07:00 <nate> Dugnuts is picky ;l
23:07:00 <Liinda> ah cool =)
23:07:00 <Liinda> spring chicken
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> not really
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> its usually teh women who are older who are picky
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> they tend to want a guy who has their shit together
23:07:00 <nate> your imagination duggy!
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> im in training to be an air traffic controller and will be moving at the end of the year
23:07:00 <nate> with your hot abs and arse u can do it:)
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> not exactly hving my shit together
23:07:00 <Liinda> from my experience its because theyve had enough of the guys who are idiots lol
23:08:00 <Liinda> Dugnuts at least youre workingon something
23:08:00 <Dugnuts> its a numbers game
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> gotta try to increase my chances of finding someone, and going for people who are more likely to reject me out of hand is just a waste of time
23:09:00 <couleurs> Dugnuts sure likes talking about himself a lot...
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> that said i have asked 35 year olds out before
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> sure do
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> its my giant ego
23:09:00 <Liinda> brb getting ready for bed.
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> it needs constant stroking
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
23:09:00 <couleurs> pyjama party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:11:00 <nate> couleurs i still wet the bed is that alright?
23:12:00 <couleurs> as long as it's warm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:14:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/6d36424b3b7e3ca73fd065a10691c1a1/tumblr_nkypm4jFnG1qdm4tlo1_500.gif
23:14:00 <Liinda> ok back
23:14:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!!
23:14:00 <Liinda> yay!! i got new pjamas!
23:16:00 <nate> couleurs meet Dugnuts the hottie!
23:16:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!
23:16:00 <nate> Dugnuts u like sports?
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:17:00 <Liinda> wb kate
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks :D
23:17:00 <couleurs> what kind of pjs...
23:18:00 <Liinda> these pink/orangy kind with cute cats all ober them. and the cats are all doing diff things like carrying balloons, eating icecream, holding flowers
23:18:00 <Liinda> so cuuteee
23:18:00 <Liinda> cartoon kitties
23:18:00 <Maurice> I didn't think people still wore pjs
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> sports are ok
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> i like rugby
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> why?
23:18:00 <Liinda> i normally just wear a really long singlet
23:19:00 <Dugnuts> i just wear by bday suit
23:19:00 <Liinda> but sometimes i like pj pants
23:19:00 <Sally> im reporting you to the police for sexual harassment
23:19:00 <nate> i thought in victoria they wear pj's to the local store
23:19:00 <Liinda> i dont wear pjs out of the house
23:19:00 <nate> Sally ok babe sex?
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> pjs n ugg boots in iga
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:20:00 <Liinda> did you e touch Sally?
23:20:00 <nate> i was going to give her really bad sex, but it didnt work out:)
23:21:00 <Liinda> Sally there is one way to stop harrassment of any kind in chat. It's simply /quit
23:21:00 <nate> i dunno whom shes talking about tho:)
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> when harry met sally
23:21:00 <Liinda> or /ignore
23:21:00 <nate> haha
23:21:00 <Liinda> neither
23:21:00 <nate> lets pick i think its Picard
23:21:00 <nate> haha
23:21:00 <Liinda> picardddddddddddd
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> she's probably too old for picard
23:22:00 <nate> Picard get your hands off Sally she likes it 2 much
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:22:00 <Liinda> All he wants to do is ride on Salllyyyy
23:22:00 <Liinda> rideeee sallyyyy rideeeee
23:23:00 <nate> soo hawt
23:23:00 <Liinda> oooh its pissing down raining
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:23:00 <Liinda> what am i going to wear to work tomoz
23:23:00 <Sally> i didnt come onto austnet to get raped by some troll
23:23:00 <Liinda> raped?
23:23:00 <Liinda> with words?
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> who?
23:23:00 <Liinda> just ignore idiots
23:23:00 <nate> i bet Sally is on tinder
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> troll did you pay the toll
23:23:00 <nate> sounds crazy
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> oops
23:23:00 <nate> lol ;D
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> did you pay the toll
23:24:00 <Liinda> the amount of pm's i get on here... i would have local cops on speead dial
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> the bridge toll
23:24:00 <nate> Sally why not just goto fernwood and be a lesbian ;l
23:24:00 <nate> yay gym rox
23:24:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:24:00 <Dugnuts> wiw
23:24:00 <Dugnuts> wow
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> fairywood
23:25:00 <Dugnuts> so not only have the invented a way to have sex over irc, but now you can even force people into it?
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes :/
23:25:00 <Dugnuts> what will they come up with next huh?
23:25:00 <nate> Dugnuts asl asl asl asl
23:25:00 <TheRiddler> role models is on 7mate tomorrow
23:26:00 <TheRiddler> sean william scott n paul rudd
23:26:00 <Dugnuts> im waiting for the inappropriate touching to start
23:26:00 <nate> TheRiddler such crappy shows u like
23:26:00 <Liinda> define inappropriate
23:26:00 <nate> just kidding TheRiddler :)
23:27:00 <nate> Dugnuts it was u!!
23:27:00 <nate> hhaha
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> he's touching your ear
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> it ws me?
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> i raped sally?
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> well thats no fair
23:27:00 <nate> yes with the kitchen knife in the study
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt even get the sex part
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> unless i was roofied
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> which again
23:27:00 <Dugnuts> no fair
23:27:00 <Liinda> lol
23:28:00 <Liinda> roofie sounds too cute to be what it is
23:28:00 <nate> yeah best off using cocaine
23:28:00 <Liinda> i want to call my next dog roofie
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> you just got roofied :p
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> that's sounds wrong
23:29:00 <Liinda> lol
23:29:00 <Liinda> give grandma a big roofie
23:29:00 <Liinda> see? that sounds cute
23:29:00 <Dugnuts> its just a little forget me pill
23:30:00 <Dugnuts> something to help you have a good time baby
23:30:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
23:30:00 <Liinda> haha
23:30:00 <Dugnuts> not that i really know how it works
23:30:00 <couleurs> it's raining hard Liinda... do u want me 2 fix your roofie
23:30:00 <Liinda> couleurs yes please, fix my roofie and fix my sink, yeoowww
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> I specializing in roofing
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.lsdgroofing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Dog_Meme_11.jpg
23:32:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxebk1zAx2w&list=RDMxebk1zAx2w
23:32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DJ Sneak - Fix My Sink Views: 101,277 Uploader: mmmjjj1 Uploaded: Apr 9, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> animal puns are the best
23:32:00 <couleurs> YeOoOwWw
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> anywho
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> bed time i guess
23:32:00 <milk> ?
23:32:00 <Liinda> nights Dugnuts
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> gotta get up at 6:20
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
23:33:00 <Liinda> eeek :/
23:33:00 <Liinda> sleep well
23:33:00 <Liinda> *slips
23:33:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so
23:33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lily Allen - Hard Out Here (Official Video) Views: 35,041,212 Uploader: lilyallen Uploaded: Published on Nov 12, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 23 Seconds
23:33:00 <nate> Sally enjoy
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> as long as i get a good night sleep :)
23:33:00 <Liinda> i'll wake you up when im done
23:33:00 <Liinda> lol
23:34:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno how you'll get your fun
23:34:00 <nate> u will never sleep with me around baby
23:34:00 <Dugnuts> its not like guys get all worked up when they are unconscious
23:34:00 <Liinda> easy.. i have a permanent marker in my hand and creativity to the hig heavens
23:34:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:34:00 <Liinda> ;)
23:34:00 <nate> thats cause guys cant get preggers
23:34:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
23:34:00 <nate> or can they!
23:34:00 <Dugnuts> im oot
23:34:00 <Liinda> night x
23:35:00 <Liinda> omg a guy at work farted today as he walked around near my desk area
23:35:00 <Liinda> first sniff i thought someone was making toast
23:36:00 <Liinda> seond sniff i realised it wasnt toast but ass poo particles.
23:36:00 <Liinda> *second
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdo
23:36:00 <Liinda> told the guy off
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:36:00 <Liinda> then saw he was eating chilli con carne for lunch
23:36:00 <couleurs> geese lou heese
23:36:00 <Liinda> i told him to fuck off away from my desk with that beefy loaded ass
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> ltns unique
23:37:00 <couleurs> u rok Liinda
23:37:00 <unique> Something like that.
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdo
23:37:00 <Liinda> thx couleurs
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> not you this time Liinda
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about unique
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> hai
23:38:00 <Liinda> lol i didnt think it was me
23:38:00 <Sally> Bastardly_One is a known sexual predator
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> I remember you years agi unique
23:38:00 <Liinda> He's an undercover cop
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> but I dont remeber your name lol
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> *ago
23:38:00 <nate> b1 no.1!
23:39:00 <nate> TheRiddler wasnt it honey bun?
23:39:00 <Sally> Bastardly_One users words to intimdate people
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:39:00 <Liinda> No he doesn't
23:40:00 <nate> Sally are u really a girl:)
23:40:00 <couleurs> Sally is probably Picard
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> are you sure you dont mean irritatt Sally? :p
23:40:00 <nate> b1 is every girls dream
23:40:00 <couleurs> or worse... his wife!!!!!!!
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> *irritate
23:40:00 <nate> hot and yummie
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
23:41:00 <Sally> Bastardly_One is a dyslexic pedophile
23:41:00 <nate> milk is bored again
23:41:00 <nate> someone cuddle him
23:41:00 <milk> fuck off nate
23:41:00 <Liinda> oh
23:41:00 <milk> this poofter has been at me for weeks
23:42:00 <couleurs> lol
23:42:00 <nate> milk yeah stop playing hard to get
23:42:00 <Zade> lol
23:42:00 <Picard> wowsers i return and see what Sally is typing, i like her already
23:42:00 <Liinda> Stop it picard, thats rape right there
23:42:00 <Liinda> >.<
23:43:00 <Picard> lol Liinda
23:43:00 <Liinda> ;)
23:43:00 <Sally> his going to rape me with his oxford dictionary
23:43:00 <Picard> u can rape me anytime
23:43:00 <Liinda> rape is only when u say no picard
23:43:00 <nate> Picard thats not how the game works
23:43:00 <Picard> i can pretend Liinda
23:43:00 <Liinda> me too reow
23:43:00 <Picard> noooooooooooooooooooooo
23:43:00 <Picard> stop itttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
23:43:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
23:44:00 <Sally> i gotta stop having sex with internet strangers
23:44:00 <milk> must be a faggot
23:44:00 <Picard> who did u have sex with Sally
23:44:00 <Sally> anythony
23:44:00 <milk> I h8 pissants who talk big
23:44:00 <Sally> anthony
23:44:00 <Picard> was he good?
23:45:00 <nate> good ol xtreme?:)
23:45:00 <nate> love him
23:45:00 <Sally> he use to be a IRCOp when the IRCops would sleep with randoms
23:45:00 <Liinda> ie the only females?
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> he was barely 1
23:45:00 <Liinda> was he hot?
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:45:00 <nate> dont blame the game blame how u play it
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> he abused his power alot
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:46:00 <nate> what did u promise no banning for a day
23:46:00 <nate> or "he"
23:46:00 <nate> ohh hells yes root
23:47:00 <nate> get outta town
23:47:00 <Liinda> shut the front door!
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and op that use to fuck randoms….
23:47:00 <Picard> ok the wife is asleep so im going to bed to have sex
23:47:00 <rosebud> charming
23:47:00 <Picard> lol
23:47:00 <Liinda> Hands dont count picard!
23:47:00 <Sally> the IRCops here are knbown to accept sexual favors
23:48:00 <rosebud> is this the pedo everyone goes on about
23:48:00 <Liinda> what on earth would you want from an ircop?
23:48:00 <Liinda> voice?
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> which 1?
23:48:00 <Liinda> op status?
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> picard?
23:48:00 <nate> yeah i want stebie!
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:48:00 <nate> lol
23:48:00 <Liinda> LOL fuck me
23:48:00 <Picard> lol Liinda
23:48:00 <Liinda> get a life
23:48:00 <Picard> TheRiddler?
23:48:00 <nate> it could have been love
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ops taking sexual favours, what for?
23:48:00 <nate> but its over now
23:49:00 <Picard> Serenity takes sexual favours
23:49:00 <Liinda> must have been love
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you give them sex and in return they give you what?
23:49:00 <nate> money cause they ugly
23:49:00 <nate> ohh snap
23:49:00 <nate> SNAPO TheRiddler!
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:49:00 <Liinda> i dont get what there is to gain from sleeping with an op
23:49:00 <Liinda> free bnc?
23:49:00 <nate> u can get ops
23:50:00 <Picard> night peoples
23:50:00 <Liinda> ops
23:50:00 <Liinda> voice
23:50:00 <Liinda> night hun x
23:50:00 <nate> if this was true, picard would have 10x ops by now:)
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> they would ban anyone that looked at you funny probably lol
23:50:00 <Liinda> wb fezzleness
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> except longie
23:50:00 <Liinda> If adonis was an op
23:51:00 <Liinda> ... diff story
23:51:00 <Fez> hey liinda. ta. :)
23:51:00 <nate> yeah make adonis an op
23:51:00 <nate> hes roided up
23:51:00 <nate> yumbo!
23:51:00 <Liinda> body aside, he has a gorgeous face
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:51:00 <nate> yeah nice n woggy
23:51:00 <Liinda> i dont think he is woggy
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> he is
23:52:00 <Liinda> Trust me, he's not fully sick bro
23:52:00 <nate> ohh :D
23:52:00 <Liinda> he's just proud of his appreance
23:52:00 <Liinda> *appearance
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> I think he's a greek wog
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> I forget
23:52:00 <Liinda> this is fully sick wog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0cf0bDYqe0
23:52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drive It Like It's Hot Views: 288,889 Uploader: SolidStateRecordings Uploaded: Jun 30, 2006 Duration: 2 Minutes 10 Seconds
23:53:00 <Liinda> Yeah he is greek
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> hercules genes
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:54:00 <nate> take u out to tony kababs every weekend
23:54:00 <nate> shweeet
23:54:00 <Liinda> ommogoooooodssss
23:55:00 <nate> fuck robin thicke is shit
23:55:00 <nate> stick to blurred lines
23:55:00 <nate> lol
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> 1 hit wonder
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> not because the song was any good
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> it was just the music video
23:59:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
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