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00:00 <Liinda> best way to say it would be: voglio fare con te nel tuo culo
00:00 <Liinda> best way to say it would be: ***voglio fare sesso con te nel tuo culo
00:00 <partay> Liinda or tits or gtfo
01:00 <TNT> Well, I'm Hungarian/Romanian, not Italian, I jus type eet like I know it best
01:00 <Serenity> poor Liinda
01:00 <AzzA> ^^
01:00 <Liinda> Liinda!
01:00 <Liinda> you gave them a choice of 3
01:00 <AzzA> i pretty much wrote the same thing above in french
01:00 <Liinda> is that french AzzA?
01:00 <AzzA> yep
01:00 <Serenity> 'get ya knickers off love'
01:00 <AzzA> for i want to stick my dick in your ass
01:00 <Serenity> i just typed it in aussie
01:00 <Liinda> lol
01:00 <AzzA> lol Serenity
01:00 <Liinda> bendover, i wanna show ya me shlong
02:00 <AzzA> bouge ton putain boulle
02:00 <Liinda> putain is pussy isnt it?
02:00 <TNT> Mangiate mi cazzo :p
02:00 <AzzA> is shake your fucking ass
02:00 <Liinda> or slut
02:00 <Liinda> something
02:00 <AzzA> putain is fuck
02:00 <Liinda> never really liked french tbh
02:00 <AzzA> like head desk fuck
03:00 <TNT> Angiate*
03:00 <Liinda> boulle is ass?
03:00 <TNT> Fck
03:00 <AzzA> umm that probably doesnt explain too well
03:00 <Serenity> vaffanculo
03:00 <TNT> U know wat I mean
03:00 <AzzA> teste di merde!
03:00 <Liinda> tnt you had it right the first time
03:00 <AzzA> teste di cazzo
03:00 <Liinda> haha
03:00 <AzzA> coudolnoodal
04:00 <AzzA> spelling
04:00 <AzzA> lol
04:00 <Liinda> the best is calling a woman a slut or skank... so many good names for it, Lorda! (roll your rrrrr's) or Scrofa are my faves
04:00 <AzzA> ive worked will so many backpackers
04:00 <Liinda> putana
05:00 <AzzA> but they only teach the bad stuff
05:00 <TNT> That's greek
05:00 <Liinda> putana is italian also
05:00 <TNT> Fo slart
05:00 <Liinda> i can teach you italian if you like
05:00 <Serenity> I like putana
05:00 <TNT> Well we say "curva"
05:00 <Liinda> putana lorda is better
05:00 <AzzA> my step mum is italian
05:00 <Liinda> curva! are u maco?
06:00 <Liinda> or something similar
06:00 <AzzA> id only use it to grunt behind her back when she is a cunt
06:00 <Liinda> croatioan?
06:00 <AzzA> im australian
06:00 <Serenity> mm italian
06:00 <TNT> No, that's romanian/ Hungarian, both
06:00 <AzzA> coudatz
06:00 <Serenity> love me some wog
06:00 <AzzA> serbian
06:00 <Serenity> get fucked
06:00 <Liinda> i love swear words in arabic
06:00 <AzzA> who?
07:00 <Liinda> they really hav a backbone behind them
07:00 <Serenity> SHARMOUTA
07:00 <Liinda> lol
07:00 <AzzA> haha
07:00 <AzzA> the one word
07:00 <AzzA> just about everyone knows
07:00 <Liinda> the best is the word donkey, its just a donkey to us but in arabic is a big insult
07:00 <Liinda> jhahash
07:00 <Liinda> however it is spelt
07:00 <Serenity> its such an angry sounding language haha
08:00 <Liinda> i tried learning arabic for a number of reasons, loved it
08:00 <TNT> I have heeeaps of nimbin seeds from lismore, but it's hard to get green where I am atm
10:00 <TNT> "and the gamers on the southern line, like steam trains have disappeared"
10:00 <Liinda> hmm another 15 minsor so and i am of tobed
10:00 <TNT> Schweet dreams
10:00 <Liinda> not yet
10:00 <Liinda> 15 or so mins
10:00 <TNT> But don't dream abt me too murch
10:00 <Liinda> i have been having vivid dreams every night for the last 3 or so weeks
10:00 <TNT> ;p
11:00 <Liinda> its hard not to TNT lol
11:00 <Liinda> so vivid i feel exhausted when i wake up cos i feel i havent slept at all
11:00 <TNT> Ye, ah lurve yew too bella
11:00 <Liinda> nawh 
11:00 <Maurice> I've had some really realistic fucked up dreams lately too
12:00 <Liinda> I dont mind the dreams but a few really stuck to me all day.. are yours like that too Maurice
12:00 <Maurice> Yep, the feelings from them feel real
12:00 <partay> Maurice the one where you wake up with picard on top of you ?
12:00 <Liinda> And you remember them all day?
12:00 <Maurice> Ewww
13:00 <Maurice> Yah
13:00 <Liinda> those are nightmares
13:00 <TNT> Yew know that it's green, white red verically to u, it's red, white green horizontally to me
13:00 <Liinda> ze flag?
14:00 <Liinda> i thought hungarian was more an organy red?
14:00 <TNT> Look at ur 20, 50 and 100 dollar notes
14:00 <Liinda> *orangy
15:00 <Liinda> i dont have any close to me
15:00 <Liinda> cbf'd googling too
15:00 <Liinda> oh dugnuts was hre
15:00 <TNT> The verical stuff is the queen on all, and the horizontal stuff r the kings on all
16:00 <TNT> It's u Italians that worship my mother, Mary
16:00 <Liinda> i dont worship anyone
17:00 <Liinda> except for johnny depp
17:00 <TNT> Ye, best to pay with ur card n fck orff all the fucker overrers
17:00 <Liinda> and maybe eddie murphy
18:00 <partay> TNT are you retarded ?
18:00 <Liinda> hows u partay?
18:00 <TNT> Partay shut up, u illetare idiot
18:00 <partay> about to hit the work bench
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here I am 
18:00 <TNT> Illitarate*
18:00 <Maurice> Try again
18:00 <Liinda> u lifting or actually a tradesman work bench?
18:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *illiterate
19:00 <Liinda> or sleep
19:00 <TNT> Ye, watever
19:00 <Serenity> looool
19:00 <partay> Liinda pounding
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *oh, *the *irony
19:00 <Liinda> wood?
19:00 <partay> pussy
19:00 <Liinda> hands dont count u know that
19:00 <partay> what about hers?
20:00 <Serenity> its like the 6th sense of mental wards on this thing
20:00 <Serenity> I see mental people
20:00 <Liinda> why ise her hadns when she has a pussy
20:00 <Serenity> they dont know theyre mental
20:00 <Liinda> *use
20:00 <TNT> Stop bein rebelious
20:00 <Liinda> lol Serenity
21:00 <Liinda> am i right by saying partay is hot?
21:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> *oh, *the *irony - in Bastardly_One correcting spelling errors
21:00 <Serenity> he has a nice peenor
21:00 <Liinda> i for some reason remember seeing a pic of him, think hje was on a boat or something
21:00 <Liinda> topless
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *yes *I *know
21:00 <Serenity> *shut *the *fuck *up
21:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain Views: 35,749,130   Uploader: TheLonelyIslandVEVO Uploaded:  Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 5 Seconds 
22:00 <Liinda> lol
24:00 <TNT> "virgin Mary, virgin Mary" fckn crap, not a person, a hidden god, one who delights in cursing men with their ultimate desires and then revealing them to be notin but hollow and ash, the world is well read up on it .... " she created death by crucifiction"
25:00 <Liinda> okayyyyyyyyyyyy
25:00 <nate> im on a partay boat@
25:00 <Liinda> hi nate
25:00 <nate> ello Liinda
25:00 <nate> finally good for something!
26:00 <Liinda> that rhymes
26:00 <nate> did the sharks want me?
27:00 <nate> thats a no
27:00 <nate> boooo!
27:00 <Liinda> once they get a taste they might
27:00 <nate> the waste of space taste?
27:00 <nate> ohhh snapoo!
27:00 <Liinda> like paste
27:00 <partay> TNT you're in charge
28:00 <nate> TNT acdc dynamite
31:00 <slinky_J> poot
32:00 <TNT> 5 dollar note, the queen n parliament house, 10 dollar note, my uncle john n me bein crucified with the southern cross, 20 ( TNT) dollar note, my uncle John n Mary, 50 dollar note, my dead adoptive father and Mary reading bullshit in the black church and the 100 dollar note, Karol and my mother Mary
33:00 <Serenity> llllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll
33:00 <TNT> Ye, well look at them a bit closer
33:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT no one cares
34:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) Views: 66,842,384   Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded:  May 26, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 8 Seconds 
34:00 <Serenity> i dont need to look. i know with 100% certainty you are on no bank notes
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> oh seriously
34:00 <TNT> Oreaite, jus keep on givin em all with the ladies face up n get fced over fo it
35:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT have you attempted brain surgery on yourself?
35:00 <TNT> Say wat?
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> TNT....walk outside, tie rope around neck, make a loop at the other end and tie it off, walk to the verge of your house and seriously lassoo a toeball
36:00 <nate> counterfeit wow thats how much i spell it
36:00 <nate> lol
36:00 <nate> never
36:00 <Liinda> countyourfeet money
36:00 <Serenity> my second cousins best friends uncles dog is on the $2 coin
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> lies!
36:00 <TNT> Thomas Jefferson, fck ur mother from behind
37:00 <ThomasChefferson> give me a challenge
37:00 <nate> tnt will keep the front busy:)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah do that 
37:00 <ThomasChefferson> ive set you a challenge
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have! shes good!
37:00 <Liinda> bed time for me, goodnight all <3
37:00 <Bastardly_One> say hello for me please
37:00 <ThomasChefferson> you think its easy to lassoo a toeball?
37:00 <ThomasChefferson> night Liinda
37:00 <Serenity> i love it when he gets savage when no one believes his insanity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi/bye Liinda
37:00 <TNT> Baiiiii
37:00 <Liinda> hai bai b1
37:00 <ThomasChefferson> HERE WE GO!!!
37:00 <beehhh> we go
37:00 <Liinda> speaking of insane
38:00 <Liinda> byes ThomasChefferson
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> this shit will get fucked up real quick
38:00 <Serenity> bye lin
38:00 <beehhh> speaking of dragons from the moon on a super craft and went back
38:00 <Liinda> hi/bye beehhh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway TNT
38:00 <beehhh> wow
38:00 <Liinda> night Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> have you moved yet?
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> and right into it
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> good to see
38:00 <Liinda> bai TNT x
38:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: mate, I don't recommend you keep drilling into your head to look for microchips planted by the CIA ok?
38:00 <TNT> Ummmm, goin back to my hood soon-ish
39:00 <beehhh> hello is that you there me, lookif for
39:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: the aliens will vivisect you
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I only hope they put it up on youtube
39:00 <TNT> Tokendaring fck urself
39:00 <beehhh> they ate the used tampons only
39:00 <beehhh> gross
39:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: in that case, drill deeper
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> on that note, im going to look at other channels
40:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing the eggplants are up his nose
40:00 <beehhh> i'd have some fried with that
40:00 <TokenDaRing> oh right
40:00 <beehhh> fries
40:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT have you tried using long surgical pliers?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> or forceps?
40:00 <TNT> Sarah, wtf did I say abt takin the lead on with idiots?
41:00 <beehhh> can shove in my arse for the worms to crawl out
41:00 <Serenity> next time you use my name im banning you
41:00 <Serenity> and 2 you dont get to tell me what to do
41:00 <TNT> U use my name
41:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you are a worm
41:00 <Serenity> i dont care
41:00 <Serenity> you dont get to tell me what to do ok
41:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: The truth is in your head
41:00 <Serenity> i will say and do whatever the fuck i want
41:00 <nate> hiya beehhh hows things!
41:00 <beehhh> ok hunkski
42:00 <TNT> Ye ok
42:00 <nate> very good sonny!
42:00 <beehhh> nate your from inceland right
42:00 <Serenity> you have no effect on me or my life. so you can go ahead with your little riddle threats if you like
42:00 <Serenity> you're irrelevant
42:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: icelanders don't like foreigners much
42:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't want you there
42:00 <beehhh> grenfield
42:00 <TNT> Yep, ok
42:00 <Serenity> long as you know it
43:00 <TNT> Ahuh
43:00 <beehhh> what if a black man hides behind a white women
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you Serenity
43:00 <nate> no im from england
43:00 <Maurice> And she's Sara without an H because H's are eww
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *wills you to fall off the couch*
43:00 <Serenity> hahahahah Maurice
43:00 <Serenity> ewwwwwaah
43:00 <Maurice> Lol so love that
43:00 <beehhh> nice i love england and the value of their dollar
43:00 <Maurice> EWWAH IT'S MAH STEPDAD GAREH
43:00 <nate> dollar:)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, fuck up ... you're going nowhere 
44:00 <beehhh> GBP
44:00 <Serenity> he'll be stalking some poor bitch called sara in maddington next
44:00 <beehhh> Euro
44:00 <Maurice> Sending her body part keyrings
44:00 <TokenDaRing> [23:44:01] <Bastardly_One> beehhh, fuck up ... you're going nowhere 
44:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah beehhh
44:00 <TokenDaRing> you're going to stay in Borneo
44:00 <Kynetic> noone ever sends me bodypart keyrings :(
44:00 <TNT> Put the drinks away, they're gettin to ur head
44:00 <Kynetic> can u send me ur boobs on a keyring Serenity?
44:00 <Serenity> no ones drinking
44:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: the implants are getting to yours
44:00 <nate> they use the pound beehhh :)
45:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe the government turned them on
45:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (1977) Views: 64,000,881   Uploader: beegeestv Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds 
45:00 <Serenity> b.. but i like my boobs Kynetic
45:00 <nate> BOom!
45:00 <Kynetic> so do i !
45:00 <beehhh> i get paid in pound
45:00 <beehhh> all from england
45:00 <TNT> Tokendaring, u're carryin on like some complete noob
45:00 <Serenity> i love how these guys always head to 'stop drinking' when someones annoyin them
46:00 <Serenity> wtf is with that
46:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: feeling any tingling or weird sensations up your nose?
46:00 <beehhh> i have never been such weed addict before
46:00 <TNT> No, someone gettin a big head with carryin on with fckn crap, a fckn 10 yr old kid
47:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
47:00 <Serenity> you wanted to play this game TNT
47:00 <Serenity> accusing b1 of shit thats impossible
47:00 <Serenity> so now we play
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
47:00 <TNT> Pffft, ur game?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you started the dance
47:00 <Serenity> you're not in control of anything ever TNT
47:00 <beehhh> https://theyearofbeer.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/beer-photos4-108.jpg
48:00 <TNT> Ye
48:00 <beehhh> some grog be nice too
48:00 <TNT> U're in control
48:00 <simba> Yeeeeeeeeee
48:00 <beehhh> the moon looks cheesey
48:00 <TNT> Tell me when the game's ovah
48:00 <Serenity> i am
48:00 <Serenity> that why you hate me so much
48:00 <Serenity> hahah
48:00 <Maurice> (21:46:01) (Serenity): i love how these guys always head to 'stop drinking' when someones annoyin them
48:00 <Maurice> Coz they're drunk
48:00 <TNT> N I'll crash fo the nite
49:00 <beehhh> i only drink less a day
49:00 <TNT> I don't hate ne one
49:00 <TNT> I jus feel soz for the foolish blarin fckn garbage
49:00 <beehhh> josh has a Jackaroo i saw from streetview with his shadow mate outside
50:00 <beehhh> finally the google car went past during the day
50:00 <Serenity> dont feel sorry for me brofess
50:00 <Serenity> im good. im still good even though you tried to "hurt" me lol 
50:00 <TNT> Like I said b4, I liked u from the start, jus hated ur foolish ways abt takin on with the idiots, don't do that
50:00 <beehhh> ADD is growing faster than LET 4g, feel meh
52:00 <beehhh> http://myfunnyindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Funny-Indian-Wooden-Satellite-Dish-Antenna.jpg
52:00 <TokenDaRing> is that what they use in your home village, beehhh?
53:00 <beehhh> http://edition.cnn.com/video/world/2011/04/12/sidner.bangladesh.solar.power.cnn.640x480.jpg
53:00 <Serenity> well dont be a fuckhead TNT
53:00 <Serenity> im good to people who deserve it
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah Serenity, make sure you listen to the bobblehead
53:00 <Maurice> And obey him
54:00 <Serenity> you. are a paranoid twat bag who deserves nothing from me
54:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
54:00 <Serenity> i dont want to be your friend. I dont need you to be my friend. dont order me around like i need you
54:00 <Serenity> i dont
54:00 <TNT> Ummmm, when did I type anything rude to u?
54:00 <Maurice> You mean like that week long PM?
54:00 <beehhh> http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/nj1015.com/files/2013/03/Irish-Beers.png
54:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
54:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
55:00 <TNT> Ohai Pauleh
55:00 <beehhh> Beer O Weed
55:00 <TNT> \o
55:00 <ShadowLurker> ofuck you
55:00 <TNT> Lol
55:00 <nate> double o fuck you with extra onions
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.anticorestaurants.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/barramundi.jpg
58:00 <Serenity> i dont get why these droolers are so against getting psychological help for their obvious mental issues
58:00 <ShadowLurker> cos drugs
58:00 <ShadowLurker> and they they think theyre fine
59:00 <nate> sounds like 2 much effort
59:00 <beehhh> ac/dc THC
59:00 <TNT> Wat, u need help, fo carryin on against others?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> u need help
59:00 <Serenity> rofll
59:00 <ShadowLurker> cos youre a fucking psycho
59:00 <Serenity> i know you are you said you are but what am i
59:00 <Serenity> ner ner ner ner
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <beehhh> they flew back over the moon were bloody red moon
00:00 <Serenity> go and see a head doctor tnt
00:00 <TNT> Ah ye, how much money have u got for zah next storm?
00:00 <beehhh> blood is their thirst
00:00 <simba> TNT werent you gonna crash
00:00 <simba> that would be a better way to spend your time
00:00 <Serenity> what storm?? what has money got to do with storms??
00:00 <Serenity> lol!
00:00 <beehhh> I bet ya you'd get lost track in lismore i dont
00:00 <beehhh> "p
00:00 <TNT> Simba, did u ever pick up wat I sent u?
01:00 <Serenity> oh he sent you stuff too like a creepy psycho
01:00 <ShadowLurker> what a fucking creep
01:00 <simba> no.. what was it
01:00 <beehhh> At ballana where it's at
01:00 <entombed> TNT is a stalker
01:00 <Serenity> he is
01:00 <Serenity> what storm TNT?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he sent you a CD
01:00 <Serenity> and why do i need money for a storm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a CD of his live set
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even I remember that
02:00 <simba> who the FUCK is talking to Bastardly_One
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you
02:00 <beehhh> https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4034/4368568108_b020819b51_b.jpg
02:00 <ShadowLurker> noone as usuaul
02:00 <ShadowLurker> usual
02:00 <TNT> No u fckn creep not a fckn cd, if u donno wat goes on, stfu
02:00 <beehhh> ballna to ballina 3000k and 11th times
02:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
02:00 <Bastardly_One> someone is off his meds
02:00 <Serenity> i know what goes on
02:00 <simba> fken BWpNED now TNT gets ops
03:00 <Serenity> you stalk peoples addresses and send them shit like a creepy weirdo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was a CD of your live set
03:00 <beehhh> eddie murphys 
03:00 <simba> eddie murphy live set?
03:00 <Serenity> lucky we're not dumb enough to have real addys up
03:00 <TNT> Simba fckn gave me his addy
03:00 <Serenity> i didnt give you mine did i
04:00 <ShadowLurker> he hunted it down like a stalker
04:00 <TNT> Ummm well I didn't ask for his addu, jus his local post office
04:00 <Serenity> cricket cricket
04:00 <simba> do you reckon they held onto it
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.abovephotography.com.au//Aerial-Photos/New-South-Wales/Northern-Rivers-and-Tropical-North/Fingal-Head-007485-Original.jpg
05:00 <simba> the guys there know me anyway cos i never bring ID but they let me pick stuff up so they woulda given anything else to me 
05:00 <TNT> I donno ol mate, did u ever get it?
05:00 <Serenity> lolll
05:00 <beehhh> beer O rama
06:00 <TNT> It was onleh a tube of Pringles (pringooooals) cause u liked the soccer, with a soccer ball on it
07:00 <simba> thats cute
07:00 <simba> im blushing
07:00 <simba> who doesnt love pringles
07:00 <simba> and soccer
07:00 <beehhh> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/11/30/1226210/048053-broaden-your-beer-horizons.gif
07:00 <TNT> Bet they weren't prolly released in ur town
08:00 <TNT> Hence y I sent it to u
09:00 <beehhh> http://svc100.bookeasy.com/images/portmacquarie/brewingm.jpg
09:00 <Serenity> not weird at all
09:00 <TNT> Fckn callin me a stalker fo tryin ah be nice to others
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/9286_397834253735197_5813376986935673688_n.jpg?oh=2d46ce9cdbd90293cd9f8b9174415ab5&oe=55A83F25
10:00 <Serenity> you ARE a stalker
10:00 <TNT> Ye watever
10:00 <Serenity> lol if you dont think what you did with me is stalkerish you have serious issues
11:00 <TNT> Simba thanked me for it, while u ......
11:00 <Serenity> because you STALKED my details
11:00 <Serenity> to fucking send me something
11:00 <Serenity> you freaky asshole
11:00 <beehhh> I swear it was the irish dude
12:00 <TNT> I donno y u keep on makin a big hoohah out of noffin
12:00 <beehhh> cashing on old women near burk rd camberwell
13:00 <Serenity> ahh because its not nothing
13:00 <Serenity> you freak
13:00 <Serenity> you're just lucky i was smart enough not to have real details public
13:00 <TNT> So I wanted to hopefully please u, u went on with everyone in Chan n started up this "stalker" shit all over the network
13:00 <beehhh> year twister marquee
14:00 <Serenity> yeah
14:00 <Serenity> because you're a fucking stalker
14:00 <TNT> Ye ok
14:00 <Serenity> you went out of your way to find details that werent yours to find
14:00 <Serenity> thats stalker behaviour
15:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvjLYoWKZ6M
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16:00 <TNT> "the fckn beast of revelation, the ottoman in the south being defeated by the forces of good, chrstianity"
16:00 <beehhh> it went through my fridge during the holiday 
16:00 <beehhh> bigfoot pandora 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
24:00 <Serenity> ^ lol
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
28:00 <TokenDaRing> what was that
29:00 <AzzA> TNT you flat out need to be institutionalised, whether it be a mental facility or a criminal facility
30:00 <AzzA> probably the latter, so you know what it feels to violated
31:00 <AzzA> and figuritively speaking having someone breathing on the back of your neck
31:00 <TNT> Azza, climb a fckn tall building n jump to ur death
31:00 <AzzA> you need to take some of your own wisdom pal
32:00 <Serenity> lol see how he speaks to me about 'being rude' then says shit like that
32:00 <AzzA> im not the stalker
32:00 <AzzA> figuratively*
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I am sick of these mental patients lying to their doctors
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd put that out there
33:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT go into a mental hospital please
33:00 <TokenDaRing> stay there
34:00 <AzzA> stalkers are in the same catagory as pedo's
34:00 <AzzA> sneaky little dirty fucks
34:00 <TNT> B1, limp to tje corner store n buy itself some fckn rat poison
34:00 <TNT> Yourself*
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh how epic was that ... so burnt I better go to the ER
35:00 <TNT> Axza, fck itself with a carrot n then chike on it while munchin ur own shit
35:00 <TNT> Yourself*
36:00 <AzzA> yeah cos thats how normal people insult
36:00 <AzzA> even your insults are sexual
36:00 <AzzA> you are a future sex offender
36:00 <AzzA> you should be on a list
36:00 <TNT> And who went on with carryion on abt others u idiot?
37:00 <AzzA> the local police should be taking preventitve measures and have atracking bracelet on your ankle
37:00 <TNT> Did I say nefin to u?
38:00 <Serenity> its a channel where everyone can talk
38:00 <AzzA> you dont have to say anything to me
38:00 <ShadowLurker> do everyone a favour TNT
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hang yourself
39:00 <AzzA> but when its common knowledge that you have tried to track people down on irc, and send packages to people, then Im going to say my piece
39:00 <AzzA> you weak gutted piece of shit\
40:00 <simba> calm down
40:00 <ShadowLurker> .
40:00 <TNT> Sl, no1 said nethin to u, y carry on with the idiots?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> die
40:00 <Serenity> maybe its not us
41:00 <Serenity> maybe its you
41:00 <AzzA> the only idiot here pal, is you ya fucking muppet
41:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: he doesn't have the guts to hang himself
41:00 <ShadowLurker> pissweak
41:00 <TokenDaRing> he'd threaten it, but he'd never follow through
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong there ... he's not a depressed variety
42:00 <TNT> Listen to the buzzing azza(the shithoppin fly) n u end up in the dump
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hes just fucking psychotic
42:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not making sense
42:00 <Serenity> careful azza
42:00 <Serenity> he might send another storm to perth
42:00 <AzzA> cmon looking for me TNT and see who ends up in the dumb, maggot cunt
42:00 <Serenity> so we need money?? ..
42:00 <AzzA> dump*
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
43:00 <simba> yea u guys should fight IRL
43:00 <TNT> Lmfao
43:00 <ShadowLurker> fuckass wouldnt show up
43:00 <simba> well only a fucking loser would
44:00 <simba> imagine being angry enough
44:00 <AzzA> pedo cunt wouldnt have the balls to press the bell
44:00 <TNT> Ehehe, tough dude pauleh
44:00 <TheRiddler> bellend
44:00 <ShadowLurker> eat a bucket of draino you worthless pos
44:00 <AzzA> ^^
44:00 <AzzA> TNT = bellend
44:00 <AzzA> lookout
44:00 <Pac> hi all
44:00 <AzzA> sif Pac
44:00 <TNT> Drivin fast cars, but doesn't know where he's goin
45:00 <Serenity> i dont know why you act all tough TNT you look like a wet sock would break a rib you spastic
45:00 <Pac> AzzA
45:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
45:00 <AzzA> sup pal
45:00 <Pac> not much u?
45:00 <AzzA> wet freo doctor would punch 5 shades of the rainbow out of him
45:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching video game highschool
46:00 <TNT> Ummm, I can see u lot dishin out onleh garbage, I'll repay it with bread
46:00 <AzzA> not alot, just came back to irc
46:00 <ShadowLurker> TNT do you even english
46:00 <TheRiddler> the princepal is the guy behind epic meal time
46:00 <Pac> cool i never left
46:00 <TheRiddler> host*
46:00 <TheRiddler> even
46:00 <TheRiddler> co created by freddie wong
46:00 <TNT> Sl, do even quasylogic?
47:00 <ShadowLurker> quasi-logic
47:00 <TNT> Ye, that, ta
47:00 <Pac> not many ppl on here any more
47:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking moron
47:00 <TheRiddler> pac-man
47:00 <AzzA> what? you wanna be a quadriplegic?
47:00 <TNT> Ye, thnks mr smart
47:00 <simba> lots of mindless abuse tho if thats ur thing
47:00 <Bonny> hey TNT are you Jesus?
47:00 <TheRiddler> woka woka woka
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
48:00 <Serenity> i think he thinks hes jesus
48:00 <Bonny> yup
48:00 <Bonny> I gathered that from this line.. |Wed-25-Mar|00:16:17| <TNT> It's u Italians that worship my mother, Mary
48:00 <TNT> No, fckn the church bs Bonny
48:00 <Serenity> jesus wouldnt need to look up my domain name whois to find my address though
48:00 <Bonny> you said that TNT not me
49:00 <AzzA> jump on a boat, head out to sea, tie a beer fridge around your foot and see if you can walk on water
49:00 <Bonny> lol
49:00 <TNT> And wat abt it, it's her name, the church is fckn black slander
49:00 <ShadowLurker> black slander
49:00 <Serenity> his mums on the $100 note did you know
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
49:00 <AzzA> bwahahaha
49:00 <AzzA> black slander
49:00 <ShadowLurker> his mums in the $2 booth
50:00 <Bonny> wow serious? how did I miss that?
50:00 <AzzA> i read it as black slamander
50:00 <Serenity> i read it has black islander
50:00 <Serenity> im like well shit..
50:00 <AzzA> salamander
50:00 <AzzA> ffs
50:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
50:00 <Serenity> alabama slama
50:00 <Serenity> thats what they call his mum
51:00 <AzzA> this guy got not lips
51:00 <AzzA> get got off them a while ago
51:00 <TNT> Anyways, u kids have a fun nite, carry on with bs till next time, l8ers\o
51:00 <Bonny> rofl
51:00 <ShadowLurker> ragequit
51:00 <Bonny> yup lol
51:00 <AzzA> umadbru
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hemadbro
51:00 <Bonny> I simply just showed him what he said in channel lol
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hes sending a storm right now
51:00 <Bonny> love how he changes his story when you confront him lol
51:00 <AzzA> Pac hows life mate?
52:00 <Pac> 18ers hmmmm i dont think my age fulls in that age list
52:00 <Serenity> i just want him to admit he stalked me
52:00 <Serenity> the freak
52:00 <Bonny> same
52:00 <Pac> life is good man i have a baby boy now he's 5months old
52:00 <AzzA> welcome to irc of 2015 pac
52:00 <Bonny> awww congrats, Pac.. :)
52:00 <AzzA> ohh good stuff mate
52:00 <Pac> yer
53:00 <AzzA> hows the missus?
53:00 <AzzA> aussiechick?
53:00 <AzzA> for memory
53:00 <Pac> yep she's good
53:00 <AzzA> testing my old man brain
54:00 <AzzA> good to hear mate, i was doing alright i was 2 odd years clean of irc, then I popped in one time randomly
54:00 <AzzA> and that was like 4/5 weeks agho
54:00 <AzzA> lol
54:00 <Pac> AzzA did u ever have a copy of the horse bot?
54:00 <AzzA> nah, but its still going
54:00 <Pac> no
55:00 <AzzA> on another server
55:00 <AzzA> appreantly dorik had it back here i heard
55:00 <TheRiddler> is tnt the new pieter
55:00 <Pac> dont know Phill^ said he's running it on a us server with 300 players but wont tell us where tho
56:00 <entombed> hiii
56:00 <AzzA> oh real?
56:00 <Pac> yes
56:00 <Bonny> TNT = Excessive
56:00 <AzzA> couldnt be too hard to find
57:00 <AzzA> i mean how many american servers have enough to have 300 players
57:00 <Pac> who knows
57:00 <AzzA> i think he is pulling your leg
57:00 <AzzA> who else is with him?
57:00 <AzzA> do you know?
58:00 <Pac> i know pete has a copy im trying to find 1 to run here
58:00 <AzzA> well i know joori still has a copy
59:00 <Pac> ye4r he wont give 1 up or run it
59:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
59:00 <TheRiddler> that explains things
02:00 <AzzA> im playing it now
02:00 <TheRiddler> what game?
03:00 <AzzA> irchorseracing
03:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
04:00 <Pac> it was around for a long time
04:00 <AzzA> yeah joori advanced his pretty well
04:00 <AzzA> added alot to it
04:00 <AzzA> so much different to the old one
04:00 <Pac> yer
05:00 <AzzA> new lots, added quadrella etc
06:00 <Pac> yer
22:00 <TheRiddler> damn
24:00 <TheRiddler> hai kristy21bi
27:00 <TheRiddler> damn again
42:00 <TheRiddler> now she's just teasing
42:00 <AzzA> who's that?
42:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <AzzA> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> but she's bi n 21
42:00 <AzzA> hook in brother
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <Serenity> fuck woops
50:00 <Maurice> I'm now picturing you on a treadmill
51:00 <AzzA> lol
51:00 <AzzA> shit song just saying
52:00 <Serenity> youre a shit song m8
52:00 <AzzA> relax pal
53:00 <AzzA> or i will find your address and send you a mix tape
53:00 <Serenity> oi m8 my mumz on da green billz
54:00 <Serenity> dun fuk wif me
54:00 <AzzA> haha
54:00 <AzzA> i onlu uz de gren billz for da rock
54:00 <Serenity> loll
56:00 <Serenity> alright bed time
56:00 <AzzA> night
56:00 <Serenity> night peeps
57:00 <AzzA> dont let the stalkers bite
57:00 <AzzA> bwhaha comedy hour
57:00 <AzzA> 3 minutes early
57:00 <AzzA> story of my life
02:00 <coffee> hi
07:00 <Fez> great day for cricket
07:00 <coffee> k
23:00 <simba> 666
09:00 <Fez> mewminge
11:00 <mrdanger> poops
26:00 <coffee> yay
27:00 <TheRon> don't stand so close to me
27:00 <coffee> can i sit
40:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> if you're not first, you're last Ricky Bobby
43:00 <milk> like knocking the top off a beer?
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> if thats the only thing you are knocking the top off
53:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
57:00 <TheRon> stir fry chicken in a tikka marsala sauce for tea tonight along with some coconut rice
59:00 <TheRiddler> netflix is great
59:00 <TheRiddler> runs smoothly
00:00 <TheRon> netflix is for porn?
00:00 <TheRiddler> no porn
00:00 <TheRon> damn
00:00 <TheRon> whats the point?
01:00 <simba> thats what i wonder
05:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-V4vA23Zw
24:00 <TheRon> only know you love her when you let her go
24:00 <TheRon> and you let her go
33:00 <Fez> raining in n z
34:00 <Fez> semi final is gettin washed out
34:00 <TheRon> yes!
34:00 <nate> nz was getting smashed anyhowz
34:00 <Fez> ab was startin to look the goods
35:00 <Fez> nz will make the final
35:00 <TheRon> vs aus at the mcg
35:00 <Fez> yep
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> or gabba
35:00 <TheRon> world cup is ours
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> or the scg'it doesnt really matter
36:00 <Fez> what if the final gets washed out
37:00 <TheRon> fark!
37:00 <Fez> aus automatically win right?
37:00 <TheRon> yep seems fair to me
37:00 <Fez> neat
38:00 <Fez> if the final is washed out there should be a wet tshirt competition
38:00 <Fez> imo
38:00 <TheRon> you're a thinker
41:00 <nate> guys in wet shirts?
42:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
44:00 <Fez> i think nate likes de kock
44:00 <TheRon> quinten
44:00 <nate> i like da abs
44:00 <slinky_J> son of sparda!
45:00 <Fez> its not raining anymore
45:00 <Fez> d/w affected match
45:00 <Fez> d/l perhaps
45:00 <Fez> ive lost it
48:00 <nate> u watching online fez?
48:00 <Fez> no
49:00 <TheRon> 4 down
49:00 <Fez> poor decision from the umpire
50:00 <nate> foxtel?
50:00 <nate> ;P
51:00 <Fez> work it out
52:00 <nate> peering thru ya neighbours window?
54:00 <ThomasChefferson> Serenity
54:00 <AzzA> Serenity
54:00 <Serenity> me
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> :o
55:00 <Serenity> haha
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> fkn weird as
56:00 <coffee> i am luckiest person on austnet
56:00 <coffee> and u cant argue that
57:00 <TheRon> you got an oil job from miss february?
57:00 <coffee> i like bbw
57:00 <coffee> so thats not really lucky
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> chubby chaser :P
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> jokes!
58:00 <Serenity> i can argue that with about 500 key points abouy why youre worse off that the majority of this channel
58:00 <coffee> what
58:00 <coffee> i own a place
58:00 <coffee> i better off than most of u
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> and a crack pipe
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> what you talking bout willis
00:00 <coffee> Serenity cause i havent had much sex means i am pure
00:00 <Serenity> you 'own' a place and what
00:00 <Serenity> ah no nothing to do with sex
00:00 <coffee> i am closer to god than u
00:00 <Serenity> you have no family, no have a mangy cat that looks like its about to die. no friends no one that loves you. You dont have a job or a car or anything. No kids. No one
00:00 <Serenity> you may 'own' a house but you have nothing
00:00 <coffee> i am pure
00:00 <coffee> beats all ya shit
01:00 <nate> i still love ya coffee
01:00 <nate> another bad point:)
02:00 <coffee> Serenity u have nothing on me
03:00 <coffee> im not poluted by society
03:00 <coffee> i dont listen to others
03:00 <coffee> i dont fall for games
04:00 <coffee> im probably older than u too so respect ya elders
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> go on
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> test us
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> :)
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> how old you is there gramps?
08:00 <coffee> im 6'5
08:00 <coffee> means better genes
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> 6'5
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> c'mon
09:00 <coffee> ok 6'5 1/2
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> so that means you are prob 6'2
09:00 <coffee> nope
09:00 <coffee> i nearlly as tall as door frames
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> and whats height got to do with age
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> so am i but nearly isnt an exact measurement
10:00 <coffee> what has ThomasChefferson got to do with nething
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> nething?
10:00 <coffee> fucken faggot
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> sorry i dont understand retard
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> do you even know what a faggot is?
11:00 <British^Meat> its a meat ball
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> you just called me a bunch of twigs
11:00 <British^Meat> and so delish
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> and a food dish
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> from our friends in the northern hemisphere
11:00 <coffee> u tease me with sex
11:00 <coffee> then think i gonna forget about it
11:00 <coffee> u will go to hell
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> originated in scotland i belive
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> believe
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> i didnt tease you with shit
12:00 <ThomasChefferson> you are about to go full retard arent you coffee?
13:00 <coffee> nah i am not u
13:00 <coffee> so not possible
13:00 <British^Meat> OOoooooooooo
13:00 <British^Meat> shorts have been fired
13:00 <British^Meat> lol oops
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> c'mon
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> you can do it
14:00 <coffee> ppl think i want a person
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> ive seen people much similar to you go full retard...i know you ar close
15:00 <coffee> so they think they have something over me
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> and here we go
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> starting to make no sense...
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> almost there...
15:00 <coffee> they only want the person cause they think i do
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> try, just try a little harder
15:00 <coffee> now thats full retard
16:00 <ThomasChefferson> its retard, not full retard
16:00 <ThomasChefferson> you can try harder than that
16:00 <ThomasChefferson> wait for it.....
16:00 <coffee> i kissed ya mum
16:00 <ThomasChefferson> BOOM!!!
16:00 <ThomasChefferson> full retard mum joke
18:00 <coffee> ur the retard ThomasChefferson
18:00 <coffee> my brain is fried so my emotions i think i dont even have
19:00 <coffee> but its gets scum off my back
19:00 <coffee> playing dumb
19:00 <coffee> u not worth my time
21:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
25:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a second hand store
25:00 <Serenity> everyone is older than me whats your point chris
25:00 <Serenity> you dont deserve respect
26:00 <TheRon> is chris being a douche again?
26:00 <Serenity> of course
26:00 <TheRon> damn
28:00 <Fez> 6
29:00 <coffee> Serenity u should respect me
29:00 <Fez> 298 from 43 overs is acheivable
29:00 <coffee> respecting christ
29:00 <coffee> means u would have a good life
30:00 <coffee> but nah
30:00 <StrykerX> No.
30:00 <Serenity> i have a fucking awesome life
30:00 <Serenity> i dont need to respect you
30:00 <TheRiddler> yay my cosplay costume is shipped
31:00 <TheRon> anyone had a game of thrones party yet??
31:00 <TheRon> medieval costumes then an orgy
31:00 <Fez> i had a world cup party
31:00 <coffee> Serenity if i was a chick that cunt would have to buy me a house
31:00 <coffee> b4 i
32:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
32:00 <coffee> u should respect me
32:00 <StrykerX> You preggers
32:00 <StrykerX> '
32:00 <StrykerX> ?
32:00 <TheRiddler> they have them at a club in perth
32:00 <StrykerX> Houses?
33:00 <Serenity> what
33:00 <Serenity> the
33:00 <Serenity> fuck
33:00 <TheRon> house is a good show
33:00 <StrykerX> Came in mid-convo
33:00 <StrykerX> Just going on what I've seen
33:00 <TheRon> just say norgs thats what i do
33:00 <Fez> breasts!
34:00 <Fez> tribreasts!
34:00 <TheRon> yes!
34:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the name
34:00 <Fez> my favourite women are tribreasted
35:00 <Serenity> makes no fucking sense
36:00 <TheRiddler> total recall must be your favourite movie
36:00 <nate> like total recall?
36:00 <nate> get to the chopper
36:00 <TheRon> yes!
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://img1.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/22/19-jasmine-tridevil.w529.h529.2x.jpg
38:00 <StrykerX> tribreast?
38:00 <nate> yumbow
38:00 <Fez> didnt a mortal kombat character have three breasts?
38:00 <StrykerX> OH
38:00 <StrykerX> I geddit!
38:00 <nate> shiva?
38:00 <StrykerX> There was the chick in um
38:00 <TheRon> ftal breasts
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> loooooooolllllllll
38:00 <TheRon> fatal
39:00 <TheRiddler> nope
39:00 <ThomasChefferson> he actually went super full retard
39:00 <ThomasChefferson> and i was on the phone :/
39:00 <TheRiddler> she had 4 arms
39:00 <Fez> ah right
39:00 <Fez> iuno
40:00 <StrykerX> ThomasChefferson, you live in Epping or Melton?
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> nah neither
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> i usd to live in FTG
40:00 <StrykerX> Not sure about babe, but you'll get preggers
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> i live in Perth
40:00 <StrykerX> Generally under 18 too
40:00 <Serenity> loll
40:00 <StrykerX> 2-3 child
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah little toerag slappers
40:00 <StrykerX> Yup
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> there is an element of sexiness to a preggers chick
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> however i wont get Serenity started on it
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> lmao
41:00 <Serenity> gag
41:00 <StrykerX> So who's preggers?
42:00 <StrykerX> Someone is, I can smell it.
42:00 <Serenity> you are
42:00 <StrykerX> Who else?
42:00 <StrykerX> Oh
42:00 <StrykerX> Hello faux 
43:00 <StrykerX> :>
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> wut
44:00 <TheRon> cause uptown funk gonna give it to you
44:00 <Fez> 46 runs from 4 overs
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> upton funk
44:00 <Fez> thats like,.. alot
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> is the worst song ever written
45:00 <Serenity> dont u dare
45:00 <Fez> everything bruno mars does is shockingly bad
45:00 <Serenity> its actually a mark ronson song
45:00 <Serenity> featuring bm
45:00 <Fez> bruno is in it
45:00 <Fez> yeap
46:00 <TheRon> i like mark ronson
46:00 <Serenity> he wrote the song
47:00 <Fez> tmi
47:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart
48:00 <Fez> 0/67
48:00 <Fez> 4.4 overs
48:00 <nate> kiwi power
53:00 <TheRon> is someone getting the best the best the best of you
57:00 <Fez> howzat!
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> not out
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> ohh
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dunno
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> now i do
59:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> cmon th SAFFAS
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> GOT HIM!!
19:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/22703_10153174889346411_6545308928526241855_n.jpg?oh=cf65e2576b50f6e77d92afc2db904dcf&oe=557742E0&__gda__=1434360955_865c8bf5a1f473ec5e979c1501dff9b9
19:00 <slinky_J> lel
47:00 <British^Meat> oh
47:00 <British^Meat> no slap head old man B.O
47:00 <British^Meat> did i miss goss?
49:00 <Serenity> huh
50:00 <British^Meat> bastardlyone
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> obviously not here
57:00 <couleurs> happy national irc day every1
58:00 <British^Meat> yes yes
59:00 <British^Meat> tis a wonderful day
59:00 <British^Meat> magnificent
59:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11061248_10153088613018956_7578484641959862978_n.jpg?oh=721d8b84f62662f16cdd5a1ce4544c2e&oe=55B83381&__gda__=1437992260_0d40a79348198a738c3c573c5677c95b
59:00 <slinky_J> lel
59:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!
00:00 <couleurs> fkn awesoem mang
01:00 <British^Meat> no
01:00 <couleurs> YoLo
05:00 <slinky_J> lols
05:00 <couleurs> eyyy fkn u c interstellar mang fkn awesome!!!!!!
08:00 <slinky_J> yea it was good
08:00 <nate> i seen slinky_J in the bath
08:00 <nate> outta this world
14:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
18:00 <couleurs> what else u sean nate 
19:00 <nate> a brown shark in said water
19:00 <couleurs> u cheeky lil seafish
21:00 <Kynetic> mmmm
21:00 <Kynetic> shark
21:00 <Kynetic> tasty..
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:00 <couleurs> that's what she said
25:00 <TNT> Soup
31:00 <TNT> Linda luscious, come stay Bella, \o
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bla
41:00 <TNT> Ah, lol, shows how much attention I was payin, she left, I thought she jus joined, well ...... x many chans restrict the attention mechanism
41:00 <TNT> B1, soup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not much
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty bored actually
44:00 <slinky_J> get stuff for sandwiches
44:00 <slinky_J> and make sandwiches!
47:00 <TNT> Ah ye, well I can' wait to get back to my hood, there's be only a few of us remaining, everyone else is gone/dead, 20 years of political/financial war seems to have wiped most everyone out, should have never left, but in a way it's gd that I did, those that aren't around anymore ended up on the harry or in prison, there's only 3 of us that never got done for all the bullshit that went on over the years
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
49:00 <slinky_J> I said make sammiches
50:00 <TNT> Ummmm, the place that I grew up at n went to school at, most everone r not around anymore, I left there 20 years ago n everywhere else that I lived at, was jus makin someone else's schoolrich and voting them into power
52:00 <TNT> It's wat I mean, should not have left, but it got really bad there for a while with all the harry shit that was goin around, so .... I was lucky to not have gotten into it in the first place
56:00 <TNT> So instead I ended up fighting some bullshit political war ..... now, we have a black govt for me blindly voting at some unionist church when abbot came to power n now we have a black govt with a nationalist (nazi Germany/Canberra) premier, so ye, fckn political war
57:00 <British^Meat> oh for sure
57:00 <British^Meat> same thing happened to me
57:00 <TNT> Both abbot n mike are from out east over Manly way
58:00 <slinky_J> nike
58:00 <TNT> Mike Baird
59:00 <TNT> NSW premier
04:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs would do this
04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10422199_10204639169993781_1092746539028791685_n.jpg?oh=a48561a8dd44809bfc625cc006ede320&oe=55733813&__gda__=1437459270_40982164fc2965cd0f720283cbe5c95c
05:00 <TNT> Anyways, I went online and changed my address to my hood n voted already, the libs r in again, but no more madam speaker, (Gillian Skinner from up north Willoughby) but rather Mr president now, aaaan it's still not quite ok, the senate president is some lib from tassie, at least it someway better than a fckn woman, jus not all the best yet
05:00 <couleurs> agreed.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to think if you own a car it's better than that though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like one of those little girly things
06:00 <StrykerX> I was saving up tickets to do this
06:00 <StrykerX> But a gust of wind owned me. :(
07:00 <couleurs> yes i have a bmw
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ripped
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you don't
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you do how old and what model?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> too many "kids" have clapped out M series from like the 1800s
08:00 <couleurs> 98 325i
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I know what I typed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're not much better ... good o
09:00 <couleurs> thank u
10:00 <couleurs> it's not stock, i've spent like $6k on it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that actually might be a girl who thought up the tickets idea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no guy would drive what that car looks like and wear those sunnies
10:00 <Bastardly_One> unless they were nate maybe
13:00 <Zade> and how is your car going Bastardly_One?
14:00 <couleurs> he only owns 1 in his video games
14:00 <couleurs> BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Zade> as i suspected 
16:00 <British^Meat> heh
17:00 <TNT> U know I went half way to "the other side" n now it's a bit harder to get back
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> at least troll me while I am paying attention
23:00 <TNT> Fckn Optus, the eight pointed star (the union jack) aaaaand they wouldn't even re enable my old phone number so I could get back some old online accounts with that old number set up for 2 steo verification bullshit, only enabled old email address, ms said to wait a month for acct reactivation with email only, otherwise with the old phone number I could have had a code sent to me via sms
23:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
23:00 <Serenity> is it a full moon or something
24:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh
24:00 <TNT> Oh hurrow sunshine, how be the blue/green business goin?
25:00 <Serenity> o.o
26:00 <Serenity> the fuck is wrong with you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRdtKUWn_wI
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beatles- Good Day Sunshine Views: 613,054   Uploader: iLUVbeatles4ever Uploaded:  Mar 2, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 5 Seconds 
27:00 <TNT> U know the green 100 dollar note that no atm will dispense, that's Karol on one side and his first wife Mary on the other
28:00 <ThomasChefferson> the atm at crown burswood dispense them
28:00 <Serenity> oh dont
29:00 <TNT> Don't fckn use them, Karol will jus fckn wipe every cunt out
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> who is this cunt?
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol another jobber off his fucking lips
30:00 <Serenity> rofl!
31:00 <TNT> They're my parents, but they're on the labor side, I can't be there cause Karol (Bob Carr) takes my older German brother's side
32:00 <Serenity> your parents are not on the $100 bills
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> nup, cunts fucked
32:00 <Serenity> ok
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> he is another fried fuck
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <TNT> Hence his name change to Robert John Carr
33:00 <ThomasChefferson> i bet you're related to the abo fella on the back of the 2 dollar coin too huh?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Bob Carr is your dad?
33:00 <Serenity> ROFL
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he stuck one up ya bum and it gave you brain damage
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we all know he's a dirty old poof
34:00 <Bastardly_One> My dad was Gough
34:00 <TNT> Go fuck itself u limp fuckwit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and My father in law was Mal
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> already have 
34:00 <Serenity> now now no need to get angry
34:00 <TNT> Yourself*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this morning before I went to bed 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *flexes the wrist*
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> calm your titties TNT
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> take a valium
35:00 <entombed> couleurs
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> and calm down
35:00 <entombed> i have a bmw also
35:00 <Bastardly_One> TheMayo or pliv you have fucking nothing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> excpet following people to servers you're not welcome
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> oh look its just ticked over to Full retard hour....
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *except
36:00 <Bastardly_One> TNT, don't take your shit out on me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> say it to who you really wanna say it to 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking sick of you nutters going off your chops at me of late
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> its a firesale, get all your retards in the one place....
36:00 <TNT> Stop rockin zah fckn bo at
36:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One i have had a bmw since 2005
36:00 <entombed> 325e
36:00 <entombed> 2 door
36:00 <couleurs> u wanna rays
36:00 <entombed> 3/6 litre
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I will say what the fuck I like when I like ... not one of you ill people I've ever been friends with does more than abuse me in return
37:00 <Bastardly_One> from now on, I see spastic and I am just staying the fuck away
37:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One calm down cred
38:00 <entombed> im not your mate
38:00 <TNT> Ye, but u always start shit, lut shit on others, n then come back complainin, got a new wallet yet ?
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> unfortunately Bastardly_One, that removes you from every channel on austnet lol
38:00 <Serenity> lol!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Serenity> thats right
38:00 <Picard> Serenity
38:00 <Serenity> he made you lose your wallet
38:00 <Serenity> picard
38:00 <entombed> lol
38:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One is losing the plot
39:00 <Picard> evening
39:00 <Serenity> holas
39:00 <Picard> how does someone make u lose your wallet?
39:00 <Serenity> because hes magic
39:00 <Serenity> or something
39:00 <Picard> oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not biting 
39:00 <Serenity> he also made someone damage maurices car
39:00 <ThomasChefferson> plivent, relax
39:00 <Picard> or you are a fuckhead?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he clearly wants to take it out on you but doesn't have the guts
39:00 <Serenity> ohh he can take it out on me all he wants
40:00 <Bastardly_One> me personally? I am sick of the abuse of the nutter "friends"
40:00 <Picard> the voices in his head?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know where that comes from I am sure :)
40:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One is a  nut case
40:00 <entombed> get off the drugs mate
40:00 <entombed> im not your friend b1 i hate you
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> apart from about 8 people on austnet, you are all nut cases
41:00 <Picard> only 8?
41:00 <entombed> lol
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> 8 is being lenient
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> i originally was going to say 4
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not normal either 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone with a Will Ferral fetish is not normal
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> i had included you Bastardly_One, now that figure has dropped to 7
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not normal man 
42:00 <TNT> Eheh, u sidin with that fckn irc pepper after all the shit he's done to u, now u fckn take his side, satin to me that ( do I need another fckn warning) u fckn limp piece of shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> never have been and will never claim to be 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <TNT> Lepper*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am siding with whom? and about what?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> please tell
43:00 <TNT> Fck orrrff u fckn degenerate
43:00 <simba> chill out u man babies
43:00 <Picard> he is far from normal
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting to hear the story
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're telling it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> please continue
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> whom am I siding with and about what?
44:00 <Picard> fuck up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> kate :)
44:00 <Picard> let not argue, its boring
44:00 <simba> yep Bastardly_One listen 2 Picard
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just as I suspected ... 
44:00 <Serenity> [6:42pm] <TNT> Eheh, u sidin with that fckn irc pepper after all the shit he's done to u, now u fckn take his side, satin to me that ( do I need another fckn warning) u fckn limp piece of shit
44:00 <Serenity> whos he talking to
44:00 <Bastardly_One> me
44:00 <Serenity> and whats an irc pepper
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but about whom and what I have no idea
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> irc pepper,must be a shaker and mover
44:00 <Serenity> why doesnt he just say what he fucking means
45:00 <Picard> lepper?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Serenity> hes not ON drugs
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> because then it would be deciphered
45:00 <simba> pepper is a drug
45:00 <Picard> simba hows ya day been?
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> and you know these brain dead cunts have their own language
45:00 <simba> aoik
45:00 <simba> A-OK
45:00 <Picard> good to hear
45:00 <Serenity> fucking sick of having to solve riddles every time you wanna have a convo in here
45:00 <Serenity> say what you mean with basic english so everyone can understand it or dont fucking bother
45:00 <Bastardly_One> proof eggplants are evil
46:00 <Bastardly_One> very bad for you too much eggplan
46:00 <simba> good english does go a long way
46:00 <TNT> Ye, we know when B1 got fcked by Pollock n came complainin, now he's takin his side?
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> she sells seashells by the sea shore he buys lures and flies cos she's a dirty whore :o
47:00 <Serenity> pollocks not even here
47:00 <Serenity> why the fuck are you talking about him
47:00 <TNT> U fckn piece of shit
47:00 <Picard> pollock fucked b1? ffs i hope he used lube
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahahaha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> My GOD!
47:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One was it good sex?
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> thats what its like reading you ferals
47:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One ur an old faggot
47:00 <simba> yea pollocks been absent for a while now TNT
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be the last person I speak to 
47:00 <entombed> pollock is gone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and an opper made it their obsession to get rid of hi
47:00 <Bastardly_One> m
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and succeeded
48:00 <Picard> dave still comes here 
48:00 <TNT> Lol at b1 pm-in me sayin that so n so is banned cause of dave
48:00 <Serenity> how the hell did dave get bought into this
48:00 <Bastardly_One> now all I need is Chris to come in and start some story
48:00 <Picard> he fucked Bastardly_One Serenity, without lube apparantly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll have the set of them this week
49:00 <simba> this convo couldnt be gayer even if nate was spamming nudes
49:00 <Picard> nate is gay?
49:00 <TNT> Anyways, Dave is bad news, lets jus stop eet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> first Loof ... now this
49:00 <Picard> wtf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah agreed simba
49:00 <Serenity> rofl pollock isnt here adrian
49:00 <Serenity> explain yourself
49:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
49:00 <nergo> is simba chinese ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I guess you would want to stop now you look like a complete dick
49:00 <entombed> pollock had sex with Bastardly_One
49:00 <Picard> no nergo
49:00 <Picard> he is african american
49:00 <simba> ive been chinese for a few years now
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and he liked it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock that is 
50:00 <Picard> sure sure b1
50:00 <TNT> Ummm I found his fckn irc proxy file on my machines
50:00 <Bastardly_One> made him bleed too ... 6 stitches out and 15 in
50:00 <Serenity> that has NOTHING to do with what you are saying now
50:00 <Bastardly_One> his bum was pretty sore for ages
50:00 <TNT> Fckn tool goin around with his fckn ip sniffin apps
50:00 <Picard> nothing wrong with a bit of anal
50:00 <Serenity> hes not here. hes not got anything to do with b1.
51:00 <simba> dont be scared of pollock, he's dead
51:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 he got my ip from my OWN stupid mistake
51:00 <Picard> i think Bastardly_One is pollocks dad
51:00 <Serenity> how is b1 siding with him
51:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is pandas dad
51:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 he got your's with your fucking music server
51:00 <Picard> im pandas dad
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he got mine from my own stupid mistake
51:00 <simba> your's
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *yours
52:00 <TNT> Anyways, lets kill the Pollock shit
52:00 <Picard> what did he do with your isp?
52:00 <Picard> ip*
52:00 <Serenity> no no
52:00 <Serenity> lets not kill it
52:00 <Serenity> we're not killing it beacuse you feel dumb
52:00 <Picard> let pollock live
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I have no idea what we're talking about
52:00 <simba> he let his paranoia spill out onto the keyboard Serenity dont humiliate him 4 it
53:00 <nergo> has anyone signed up for netflix ?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> but I'm watching 3rd Rock from the Sun and eating ice cream
53:00 <TokenDaRing> life is good
53:00 <simba> nergo hope not
53:00 <nergo> im trying the 1 month free trail
53:00 <TokenDaRing> nergo: me and my missus have it
53:00 <TokenDaRing> got the standard package
53:00 <Picard> nbn is coming
53:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not too bad
54:00 <nergo> $9 a month isnt bad
54:00 <slinky_J> this looks so fun
54:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDfsUO_KPkE&list=PLo0U2XXgLJkjQltLbbWk8jcH8AttFb_RE
55:00 <Picard> fuck that bitch
55:00 <Picard> who is watching how to get away with murder?
55:00 <slinky_J> fk that
55:00 <slinky_J> what a girly tv show
56:00 <Picard> bite me bitch
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you like men biting you? kinky
57:00 <TNT> Sarah, I liked u at first, but don't side with the idiots
57:00 <Picard> yes TokenDaRing, if they are gentle
57:00 <nergo> night all
57:00 <Picard> night nergo
57:00 <nergo> this nergo is going to sleep
58:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: who is Pollock?
58:00 <entombed> TNT is a loser
00:00 <TokenDaRing> entombed: he seems whiny
00:00 <Picard> u gotta lol at what pollock did to chucky
01:00 <milk> welp, hows pete?
01:00 <nate> hi uncle fez!
01:00 <simba> u gotta lol at what bron did to Picard
01:00 <entombed> you gotta lol what bron did to adonis
02:00 <Picard> why simba,its jsut a cock. 1000`s of emails to his work is very amusing
02:00 <simba> ur cock was amusing
02:00 <Picard> shut their server down for days lol
02:00 <milk> I almost used an email once
02:00 <Picard> would u like it?
02:00 <entombed> what i did to chucky was better
02:00 <simba> im sure he loved it
02:00 <Picard> fuck me another plane crash
03:00 <milk> emails are great
03:00 <Picard> A320 crashed in the french alps
03:00 <milk> dang
03:00 <Picard> 142 on borad
03:00 <Picard> board
04:00 <simba> borat
04:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard, going on any trips soon?
04:00 <Picard> yes
05:00 <TokenDaRing> oh good :)
05:00 <Picard> Auckland at the end of april
05:00 <milk> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/26775126/renewed-fears-for-cousins-welfare/
07:00 <weetbix> i need you milk
07:00 <weetbix> im all dried out
07:00 <milk> what about sugar?
07:00 <weetbix> sugar after the milk
07:00 <milk> need me to mush and sugar to taste
08:00 <ricebubbles> i need you to make me snap crackle and pop
08:00 <Picard> u cannot eat a dry weetbix
08:00 <ThomasChefferson> i can
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> i smashed the weetbix challenge in 38 seconds
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> infront of 100 witnesses
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> maybe more
09:00 <Serenity> ive never tried
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> there is a secret
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> im innovative
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> people were dumbfounded
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> and in awe of my thinking outside the box
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> you cant bite it like a bit of bread, cos it will just soak the moisture right out of your mouth first bite
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> then you are fucked
11:00 <milk> must've been salty
11:00 <milk> oh
11:00 <milk> thought it was like that "curry filler" thing
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> i crushed mine in my hand and put the weetbix in my mouth, cut the chewing process out, i prepared my mouth with plenty of moisture and it was just a matter of swalling it
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> swallowing*
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> i was celebrated like a hero
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> no one had seen anyone complete the weetbix challenge, and then to smash it in 38 seconds
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> i reckon i could do the sugar coated cinnamon donut challenge
16:00 <milk> pig
16:00 <Serenity> what exactly is the challenge?
16:00 <Serenity> eat a dry weetbix in a minute?
17:00 <slinky_J> pig eggs
18:00 <slinky_J> i used to eat dry weetbix with honey as a kid
18:00 <slinky_J> was choice :P
19:00 <nate> they call it weetabix in america lol
20:00 <simba> LOL
21:00 <milk> I like having special sauce on my burgers
27:00 <Dugnuts> you would
28:00 <simba> see how many weetbix u can eat in a minute
29:00 <simba> is teh challenge
29:00 <simba> no water
29:00 <Serenity> ih
29:00 <Serenity> oh
29:00 <simba> i tried it once and ended up laughing it all out because i realised how hard it was
31:00 <simba> LEN - steal my sunshine
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> Serenity....correct, 1 weetbix, no fluids....down the hatch 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> that's hard?
46:00 <TokenDaRing> in what universe?
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> no additives, weetbix must be dry
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> go try it lol
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> without using my technique
47:00 <simba>  yea
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> you wont get through 1 weetbix in a minute
48:00 <clubsamwich> is your technique reverse eating?
48:00 <TokenDaRing> ThomasChefferson: I used to eat them plain as a snack sometimes
48:00 <TokenDaRing> when I wanted something "safe"
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah but you would have drank fluid with it
49:00 <Serenity> theres a whole heap of pics on the youtubes
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> really? never looked
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> i wonder if im on there
50:00 <TokenDaRing> ThomasChefferson: nah
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I just ate it like a biscuit
51:00 <TokenDaRing> it's like downing a salada
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> im talking 14 years ago
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> a salada?
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> you havnt ever eaten a full one without fluid....i know you havent
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> we wouldnt be having this conversation lol
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> because you would know what im talking about
54:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe you just find it hard because you're soft?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> I dunno
54:00 <TokenDaRing> this sounds like one of those urban myths that are bogus
54:00 <ThomasChefferson> soft? lol
54:00 <Serenity> its like a world wide thing about eating weetbix dude rofl
54:00 <Serenity> theres challenges all over youtube
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUbsAT_xldU
55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The ultimate one minute weetbix challenge! Views: 3,272   Uploader: angusc000 Uploaded:  Jul 24, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 10 Seconds 
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> that guy does it just under a minute
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> ive never seen anyone in person complete it
56:00 <Serenity> i dont eat them anyway
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> they usually dry up too much and gag and spit it out
57:00 <slinky_J> me irl http://content.thehun.net/1952/1952004_A_busty_brunette_girl_naked_from_Neville.html
57:00 <slinky_J> huhuhu
57:00 <slinky_J> hai bois
58:00 <Maurice> The ultimate weetbix challenge, would be to eat one dry when you're stoned and have dry mouth
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> i got a challenge for him
59:00 <slinky_J> suck his best friends dick
59:00 <slinky_J> n make him cum in 30 seconds!
00:00 <nate> that sounds like the super gay challenge
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> show us how its done mate...lead the way
15:00 <slinky_J> i play that game by myself thx
19:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: would you say you like playing with yourself?
19:00 <slinky_J> sure
20:00 <slinky_J> what guy doesnt
20:00 <TNT> So ye, do not go to Germany (Canberra) and do not take Labor's side (German rule) or u're gonnan end up bein sorry for wat I've done like I have, I lived in Canberra foe one year, and it was a fckn dive
21:00 <TNT> You've done*
21:00 <slinky_J> the fuck
21:00 <slinky_J> German rule
21:00 <slinky_J> lols
21:00 <slinky_J> what age are you stuck in
21:00 <AzzA> he is high
21:00 <AzzA> nevermind his bullshit
21:00 <AzzA> another whack job
22:00 <TNT> Ye well we all know that the capital is fckn known as Germany, not interested in wat u think
22:00 <Bonny> first time I heard this story
23:00 <Bonny> canberra is canberra
23:00 <Bonny> australia is not part of europe
24:00 <TNT> Seen Gladiator?
24:00 <Bonny> it's a movie
24:00 <TNT> Ye
24:00 <Bonny> it doesn't have austalia in it
25:00 <TNT> K
25:00 <Bonny> it mainly had europe
25:00 <Bonny> which austrralia isn't part of
25:00 <TNT> It has Germania but
25:00 <Bonny> yes it's not australia
25:00 <Bonny> that's germany europe
26:00 <TNT> A, us tralia
26:00 <Bonny> the pom's discovered australia..
26:00 <Serenity> roflll
26:00 <Bonny> and named it accordingly...
27:00 <Bonny> germany was nowhere near oz at the time
27:00 <TNT> Deutsche Americanische Freundschaft
27:00 <Bonny> where's australia in that?
27:00 <Serenity> Bonny stop ruining his paranoia
28:00 <Bonny> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> Germany is a nice place to live
28:00 <TNT> Look it up n play it, DAF - Der Mussolini, soz, but it's in German
29:00 <Bonny> germany is not in the commonwealth.. it's part of europe.. australia is a commonweath country ruled by the british
29:00 <TNT> Jus u keep on rockin the bo at, I told u not to side with the .......
29:00 <Serenity> stop talking in riddles fuck head
29:00 <Bonny> I'm not siding with anything or anyone... I'm just stating facts
31:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steve Hughes talks about gays.avi Views: 457,799   Uploader: iguanapunk Uploaded:  Aug 1, 2010 Duration: 6 Minutes 29 Seconds 
31:00 <TNT> If I was to yell it in English I'd be givin it all away, anyways, y be rude when I never typed anythin to u like so?!
31:00 <TNT> Tell*
32:00 <Bonny> I wasn't being rude.. I was just stating facts..
32:00 <TNT> Not u
32:00 <Bonny> telling you the history of oz
32:00 <Serenity> hes talking to me
32:00 <Serenity> no one cares for your shitty paranoid riddles. speak your intent or dont bother
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I see I didn
32:00 <Bastardly_One> t
32:00 <Bastardly_One> miss much
33:00 <simba> paranoia
33:00 <simba> it'll get ya
34:00 <TNT> U haven't changed a bit, same ol same ol, disintegrating words won't help ur quest in life for the better
34:00 <Serenity> why would I change
34:00 <Serenity> i dont need to
34:00 <Serenity> you on the other hand
34:00 <Serenity> need some serious help
35:00 <TNT> And then come back n say " I haven't got the money to pay for all the dogma that went on"?
35:00 <Serenity> rofl what.......
35:00 <Serenity> there you go again
36:00 <TNT> Ye, "wat"
36:00 <Serenity> keep trying to convince yourself bad shit is happening here
36:00 <Serenity> if it makes you feel better go ahead
36:00 <faux> Who is tnt
36:00 <Serenity> its fucking excessive
36:00 <Serenity> who else
36:00 <faux> Ah
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Serenity> no ones that insane
36:00 <TNT> No, All I want is trust n rwsoect
36:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
37:00 <Serenity> i dont trust or respect you
37:00 <Serenity> you're a nut case
37:00 <simba> R.W.S.O.E.C.T
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <TNT> Eheh
37:00 <faux> Teenage Ninja Turtle
37:00 <TNT> Need some mo cold tinah?
37:00 <faux> What
37:00 <Serenity> spew
37:00 <faux> Lol
38:00 <TNT> Ye fck orrff
38:00 <Bonny> I'm a nutcase too tho lol
38:00 <faux> What is mo cold
38:00 <Bonny> I'm certified
38:00 <Serenity> you dont act like one
38:00 <simba> is that some kind of ancient dialect
38:00 <Bonny> lol
38:00 <faux> More cold?
38:00 <Serenity> least i can understand what youre saying
38:00 <Bonny> true I guess lol
38:00 <Serenity> and you dont tell people you caused Maurice's car to get damaged
38:00 <simba> has it been cold in sydney or something
38:00 <Serenity> or that you made Bastardly_One lose his wallet
38:00 <faux> yes
38:00 <Bonny> serious?
38:00 <Serenity> srs
38:00 <faux> Rained all day :')
38:00 <simba> i cracked it
38:00 <Bonny> and he thinks he can control the rain
39:00 <simba> only the government do that
39:00 <Serenity> yeah he told me he sent storms here
39:00 <simba> ..........
39:00 <faux> my breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain 
39:00 <Serenity> and that bad things were gonna happen to me and ShadowLurker
39:00 <Bonny> that's bad
39:00 <TNT> Stop fck carryi on
39:00 <Bonny> no wonder you have the attitude you do against him
39:00 <simba> magic breasts
39:00 <Serenity> no
39:00 <Bonny> I'd be like that too
39:00 <faux> There's a 30% chance its already raining 
40:00 <Maurice> (20:38:33) (Serenity): and you dont tell people you caused Maurice's car to get damaged
40:00 <Maurice> (20:38:36) (simba): has it been cold in sydney or something
40:00 <Maurice> (20:38:38) (Serenity): or that you made Bastardly_One lose his wallet
40:00 <Maurice> Lol
40:00 <simba> when it rains it pours
41:00 <TNT> Fckn stop carryin on
41:00 <Maurice> Fucking* carrying*
41:00 <simba> just relax m8
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> Carry On Bastardly_One
41:00 <faux> Fkckn shut uop mauieirice
42:00 <faux> NOW LOVE LOVE DONT COME EASSYY
42:00 <faux> BUTBI KEEEO ON WAITINGGGG
42:00 <faux> ANTICIPATINGGGG
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXOO7QVHgXs
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Heart - Magic man 1976 Views: 1,372,353   Uploader: fritz5151 Uploaded:  Aug 25, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 46 Seconds 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
42:00 <Serenity> Maurice i have apple and salt
42:00 <Maurice> Lol faux
42:00 <Maurice> :o Serenity
42:00 <Maurice> The best
42:00 <faux> Mmm
42:00 <faux> Green apple o hope
42:00 <faux> I*
43:00 <Maurice> Everyone thought I was strange when I said that
43:00 <Maurice> But how good is it
43:00 <Serenity> no i dont like green apples
43:00 <Maurice> Ok you're weird
43:00 <faux> Its way nicer with green 
43:00 <Maurice> I don't like red ones
43:00 <faux> Also unripened mangoes
43:00 <Maurice> I'm racist like that
43:00 <Maurice> Ewww
43:00 <faux> Green mangoooeozozoz with salt
43:00 <faux> Hng
43:00 <faux> My friend eats salt on all her fruit she's so weird
43:00 <faux> Oranges, passion fruit etc
43:00 <Maurice> Mum puts it on lemons
43:00 <faux> Yesh
43:00 <faux> Yeah
43:00 <faux> That's normal lol
44:00 <slinky_J> i like sugar on lemon :P
44:00 <Maurice> It's wrong
44:00 <Maurice> Even my aunties do it
44:00 <Maurice> I just eat the lemon on its own
44:00 <Serenity> i eat salt on lemon
44:00 <faux> Sugar on strawbs is nice
44:00 <Serenity> yumm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say that if you have a cold or sore throat suck on half a lemon with salt on it 
44:00 <faux> K
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not only tastes good but will cure your cold
44:00 <Maurice> But tequila in between
44:00 <faux> mm
44:00 <Serenity> tequila
44:00 <faux> Tequila mockingbird
45:00 <faux> lol I actually thought it was that for so long 
45:00 <Serenity> theres a band called that
45:00 <faux> Dumb shit
45:00 <Maurice> Lol
45:00 <Maurice> They're bringing out another one of those books
45:00 <Maurice> Harper Lee actually wrote it before mockingbird
45:00 <faux> IS THERE A NEW CROSSFIRE YET
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in June
45:00 <Maurice> Yes, I bought the newest one a few weeks ago
45:00 <faux> Omf
46:00 <faux> what's it called
46:00 <faux> Downloading now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Harper Lee's estate must be short of a dollar
46:00 <Maurice> Captivated by you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly just shows up?
46:00 <faux> I sdont even remmeebr much of the last one 
46:00 <faux> He killed someone 
46:00 <faux> Or something 
46:00 <faux> !
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah her step bro
46:00 <faux> Was that it
46:00 <Maurice> But he made sure he dumped her first so there would be no link
46:00 <Serenity> wot
46:00 <faux> Yesss
47:00 <faux> I remember that
47:00 <faux> And she found out?
47:00 <faux> Or suspected 
47:00 <faux> Or something 
47:00 <Maurice> Suspected
47:00 <Maurice> Then knew I think
47:00 <faux> Hmm
50:00 <Maurice> Speaking of anal sex
50:00 <Maurice> Heya partay
50:00 <faux> K
50:00 <faux> Downloaded it
50:00 <faux> Wooo
50:00 <Kynetic> why is it whenever we're talking about anal sex partay turns up
50:00 <Maurice> Probably his gaydar
50:00 <Kynetic> haha
51:00 <Dugnuts> how often is anal sex the topic?
51:00 <Kynetic> we werent really talking  about it though
51:00 <Kynetic> we were engaging in it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts 24/7
52:00 <Serenity> gaysex needs to be the topic at least once a day
52:00 <Maurice> Actually, anal sex happens in the books faux and I are talking about
52:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure its in the rules
52:00 <AzzA> Serenity...stop rocking the bo at, i told you not to mes with .....
52:00 <Serenity> loool
52:00 <AzzA> lol TNT quote to you before
53:00 <partay> oh my anal senses are tingling 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha gonna do? send a storm?
53:00 <AzzA> worms?
53:00 <partay> grubs
53:00 <Serenity> im always rokin da bo at
53:00 <AzzA> if you start scooting
53:00 <AzzA> reminds me of Russell Peters
53:00 <AzzA> when he goes to the UAE
54:00 <partay> im sure every chick in this room and 1/2 the guys have had anal
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfBwsG8ubFw
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hues Corporation - Rock the Boat Views: 3,518,515   Uploader: denisemartha Uploaded:  Sep 9, 2008 Duration: 3 Minutes 3 Seconds 
54:00 <AzzA> and the club, thats an old bomb shelter and its called BO18
54:00 <Bastardly_One> for Serenity of course
54:00 <Maurice> Not me, partay, I've barely even had sex
54:00 <AzzA> when described by the arabic, sounds like he was colling it BO AT
54:00 <partay> youve had it at least 3 x 
54:00 <Serenity> i dont know whyyy but today seems like its gonna be a great daaaaaaaaaaaay!
55:00 <faux> colling 
55:00 <Serenity> theres something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my waaaay
55:00 <Kynetic> i dunno about gr8 day
55:00 <Kynetic> plane just crashed in europe
55:00 <faux> Goodnight 
55:00 <Serenity> nini
55:00 <AzzA> 144 on board huh
55:00 <Kynetic> yea
55:00 <Kynetic> poor bastards
56:00 <AzzA> malaysia flight?
56:00 <Maurice> faux has gone to flick her bean whilst reading that book
56:00 <TNT> Linda luscious
56:00 <Kynetic> lol nah german
56:00 <AzzA> flying over russian air space?
56:00 <Liinda> hai people
56:00 <Kynetic> itd be pretty unlikely that another malaysia flight went down
56:00 <Kynetic> nah over france i think?
56:00 <AzzA> eh...same same
56:00 <Kynetic> haha
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah I just saw that tonight
56:00 <AzzA> about as easy as each other to understand, both arrogant as fuck
57:00 <Liinda> heys tnt
57:00 <AzzA> unless of course you speak fluent french or russian
57:00 <Kynetic> then theyre just less arrogant to your face
57:00 <TNT> Fckn warzone, don' go there or .......
58:00 <TNT> Linda, ti voglio fangulo ti culo lol ;p
59:00 <Serenity> dont be foul
59:00 <Liinda> lmfao a little wrong how you said it but i get it lol
59:00 <Liinda> funculo actually means in the ass on its own
59:00 <AzzA> la bite a tonne que
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