// #melbourne — 2015-03-17
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00:00 <simba> just scrapin in adelaide there
00:00:00 <simba> lol
00:01:00 <simba> if ur closer to abo sounding towns then the CBD...
00:01:00 <simba> u r just scrapin in
00:01:00 <simba> nurioopta m9
00:02:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:02:00 <slinky_J> uno I've never met a chick named Adelaide
00:02:00 <AzzA> haha yeah like anything on the gawler line
00:02:00 <AzzA> pooraka
00:02:00 <AzzA> chidda
00:02:00 <simba> adelaide harbison
00:02:00 <AzzA> or what about
00:03:00 <simba> pooraka has the hardest kents around
00:03:00 <simba> outside port adelaide
00:03:00 <AzzA> sif
00:03:00 <simba> ;~~~~~~)
00:03:00 <AzzA> gawler brah
00:03:00 <AzzA> elitabet
00:03:00 <AzzA> salisbury
00:03:00 <AzzA> lol
00:03:00 <AzzA> eureka tavern
00:03:00 <AzzA> on a weekend
00:05:00 <slinky_J> o wot
00:05:00 <slinky_J> freddy won ima celebrity
00:05:00 <slinky_J> YAY
00:05:00 <simba> id get raped in one of those places
00:05:00 <simba> into an irreversible coma
00:05:00 <AzzA> especially being a port supporter
00:05:00 <slinky_J> thanks y u take condoms
00:05:00 <slinky_J> just pray u have time to put them on ur attackers
00:05:00 <Loof> Lol
00:05:00 <AzzA> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DAWGS!!!!!!!!
00:06:00 <slinky_J> that's*
00:06:00 <simba> u
00:06:00 <Loof> Help me find a safe suburb simba
00:06:00 <simba> always have a condom in ur ass
00:06:00 <simba> ok
00:06:00 <slinky_J> haha
00:06:00 <AzzA> Loof
00:06:00 <simba> athlestone is good
00:06:00 <AzzA> no such thing in SA
00:06:00 <Loof> Ty :)
00:06:00 <simba> they have a local ice cream man named pedro
00:06:00 <simba> try his rum and raisin
00:06:00 <Loof> Lol
00:06:00 <AzzA> unless you live with all the homos in glenelg
00:07:00 <slinky_J> does pedro know Ghost Dog?
00:07:00 <Loof> Nice
00:07:00 <slinky_J> o noes that was a black guy dw
00:07:00 <AzzA> Loof you might be safer at Yatla
00:07:00 <AzzA> :P
00:07:00 <slinky_J> LOL
00:07:00 <slinky_J> nobody goes out since the hipsters multiplied in numbers
00:11:00 <simba> way of the samurai
00:11:00 <simba> need 2 see that
00:14:00 <Loof> Is adel really the weed capital?
00:14:00 <Loof> I would love that
00:14:00 <AzzA> loof its the drug capital of the world
00:14:00 <simba> cannabis capital
00:15:00 <Loof> Nice ☺
00:16:00 <TokenDaRing> thats because there's nothing to do in Adelaide but get stoned
00:17:00 <milk> I got stoned once
00:17:00 <milk> a long time ago
00:17:00 <milk> I didnt like it
00:18:00 <doctor> i liked it for a while
00:18:00 <doctor> it's more acceptable to get blind drunk here
00:19:00 <milk> the more pissed you get, the better off you are
00:19:00 <simba> something like that
00:19:00 <Loof> Heard theres bad drivers
00:19:00 <milk> it's like that old Indian saying
00:19:00 <Loof> I dont mind
00:20:00 <milk> the curry you eat, the more curry you get to eat
00:20:00 <milk> more
00:20:00 <milk> and when your so fat you cant walk
00:20:00 <milk> you get a mobility scooter and...
00:20:00 <milk> keep eating
00:28:00 <simba> lol
00:28:00 <simba> as long as you can still wear clothes, youre alright
00:28:00 <slinky_J> yea simba it's good
00:28:00 <slinky_J> jim jarmusch makes great films
00:29:00 <simba> thats his?
00:29:00 <simba> kool
00:30:00 <simba> thats a bingo!!
00:32:00 <slinky_J> :P
01:44:00 <Loof> Yawn
01:47:00 <Serenity> shouldnt you be sleeping
01:49:00 <Loof> They haven't given me my seroquel :(
01:49:00 <Serenity> oh boo
01:50:00 <Loof> Cant sleep without it
01:50:00 <rigget> shame bro
01:51:00 <Serenity> i dont sleep very well i wish someone would give me stuff to sleep
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> and nothing at all to sleep?
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be allowed a val or two
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> ask for the overnight doctor if they say no
01:51:00 <Serenity> [8:46pm] <Loof> Im avoiding valium this time
01:51:00 <Serenity> [8:46pm] <Loof> Dont need a benzo addiction atm lol
01:52:00 <Loof> ^
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> why are they witholding meds you're usually on though?
01:53:00 <Loof> No idea
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that defeating the purpose of helping you?
01:53:00 <Loof> Yep lol
01:54:00 <Loof> Cruel cunts
01:55:00 <Loof> Had to clean what seemed to be jizz off the toilet seat b4
01:55:00 <Loof> :(
01:55:00 <Serenity> =/
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> charming
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> what I hate is when someone does a dirty smelling medicated one
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and you need only a pee
01:55:00 <Loof> Lol
01:56:00 <Serenity> i should go to bed
01:56:00 <Serenity> might get to sleep by 2
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother going to bed to be honest yet
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I got into reading about how to change my cicada pattern
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and almost all articles suggest only going to bed to sleep or do the business
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you're not asleep in ten mins
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> get up and do stuff
02:00:00 <Serenity> if i did that i would never sleep
02:00:00 <rigget> hi mi
02:00:00 <rigget> hi simba
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think I never sleep?
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear ya tbh
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and sleep is a magic cure too
02:02:00 <Maurice> It hasn't worked with your beauty
02:02:00 <Maurice> Boom tish
02:03:00 <Serenity> Im an absolute psycho angry she beast when i dont get enough sleep
02:03:00 <Serenity> which is handy when i can never sleep
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Maurice :(
02:05:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, Es is staring at the tv watching this real doll movie
02:05:00 <Maurice> She only ever does that when sesame street comes on
02:05:00 <Serenity> lol perv
02:06:00 <Maurice> Maybe shes got the hots for Ryan Gosling and Grover
02:06:00 <Maurice> Like she did with the guy from Pitch Perfect
02:23:00 <rigget> what is girls obsession with gosling?
02:24:00 <Maurice> She's a cat, who knows
02:26:00 <Loof> Busted smoking in the toilets lol
02:27:00 <rigget> whois a cake?
02:27:00 <Loof> Oh well
02:28:00 <Loof> Lucky they warned me if i set off the fire alarm i get finef 4 grand
02:28:00 <Loof> Yikes
02:43:00 <rigget> Loof are u in jail?
02:46:00 <nate> u just take someone else to smoke with u and dont tell them
02:46:00 <nate> then say u didnt know :D
02:46:00 <nate> and forgot to tell them
02:47:00 <nate> haha
02:47:00 <nate> pass the buck onto them
02:47:00 <rigget> is ge ub hal>?
02:47:00 <nate> 4 grand lol
02:47:00 <nate> im sure u get one warning right
02:47:00 <nate> unless loof is rich
02:47:00 <nate> :D~
02:53:00 <Loof> Herbivore, i be smoking nature's cure
07:30:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/DKMwTOb.gifv
09:14:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
09:14:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
09:15:00 <simba> that looks good
09:15:00 <simba> red and white 4 ever
09:47:00 <under> simba:
09:47:00 <under> lol
15:58:00 <TheRon> Hi
16:01:00 <TheRon> The good doctor is in
16:07:00 <TheRon> How about those Knicks?
16:11:00 <TheRon> Tacos are awesome
16:14:00 <TheRon> Whoa whoa whoa she's a lady
16:17:00 <TheRon> How about that Chris guy
16:19:00 <TheRon> Stop touching me Elmo
16:21:00 <TheRon> No lies no lies do it again
16:21:00 <TheRon> I like beer
16:25:00 <TheRon> Take me back to you it's been a long time
16:26:00 <TheRon> Great song
16:29:00 <TheRon> Honesty is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue
16:30:00 <TheRon> I sank 10 beers yesterday I'm awesome
16:33:00 <TheRon> I can play guitar hero acoustically
16:34:00 <TheRon> I saw this kids book about an Anzac teddy bear I thought it was just wrong
16:35:00 <TheRon> Beer me up Scotty
16:39:00 <TheRon> Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all the factories
16:39:00 <TheRon> Down
16:40:00 <TokenDaRing> hey TheRon
16:41:00 <TheRon> What are we doing for st Patrick's day?
16:41:00 <TokenDaRing> nothing
16:41:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't give a shit about it
16:42:00 <TheRon> It's good to be green
16:42:00 <TheRon> I think I'm part Irish it just explains so much
16:43:00 <TokenDaRing> it does?
16:44:00 <TheRon> My rampant alcoholism, my love of Irish music........
16:45:00 <TheRon> U2, sinead o'connor, the cores........
16:45:00 <TheRon> Corrs
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> I love german food
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not german in anyway
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> I also fucking love indian
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> but I'm not indian in any way either
16:45:00 <TheRon> You love the big sausage?
16:46:00 <simba> u arent very aussie
16:46:00 <simba> st patricks day isnt aussie!!!!!!!!
16:46:00 <TheRon> I'm the aussiest here
16:46:00 <simba> u wish
16:46:00 <simba> ur grandparents are probably scottish
16:46:00 <TheRon> More Aussie than you
16:46:00 <TokenDaRing> or Welsh
16:47:00 <simba> Jelly FISH
16:47:00 <TheRon> 4th gen Aussie
16:47:00 <simba> PROVE IT
16:47:00 <TheRon> How?
16:48:00 <TheRon> family came out in the 1870's
16:48:00 <TokenDaRing> where from?
16:48:00 <TokenDaRing> wales?
16:48:00 <TheRon> Yorkshire
16:49:00 <TheRon> You?
16:49:00 <TheRon> We fought in two world wars
16:50:00 <TheRon> Missed out on Vietnam though
16:51:00 <TheRon> Mum did our family tree
16:52:00 <TheRon> Simba do you celebrate the Dutch national day, or the Jamaican?
16:53:00 <TokenDaRing> most of my family was from Ireland, Scotland or England
16:53:00 <TheRon> 420
16:54:00 <TheRon> Is there a weed day?
16:54:00 <simba> both
16:54:00 <simba> april 20 is 4/20 get it
16:54:00 <TheRon> Yes
16:55:00 <TheRon> Wouldn't those Amsterdam cafes be cool in Adelaide
16:57:00 <TheRon> Captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
16:59:00 <TheRon> Just a little push and you'll be smiling
16:59:00 <TheRon> Isn't that right Pieter?
17:00:00 <TheRon> What happened to port?
17:00:00 <TheRon> Thumped by richmond
17:01:00 <simba> icky thumped babey
17:01:00 <simba> yes im happy for richmond they won the flag
17:01:00 <simba> congratulations to richmond fc winner of the march flag
17:01:00 <simba> they are going bananas still
17:02:00 <TheRon> They be coming 9th again
17:02:00 <TheRon> Port have any one in?
17:03:00 <simba> only 2 weeks
17:03:00 <TheRon> See Mitch Clark?
17:04:00 <simba> yea i saw the last qtr of cats v crows and saw clark own them once or twice
17:04:00 <TheRon> I have a breakdown clock going
17:04:00 <simba> and hawkins looked happy to have another big man up there
17:04:00 <simba> lol
17:04:00 <simba> cats are a good normal club he wont be sad there
17:04:00 <simba> every1 gets depressed at melbourne
17:05:00 <simba> its like doing drugz in perth
17:05:00 <simba> or getting in2 fights in pubs in adelaide after showdowns
17:05:00 <TheRon> What else is there to do in Perth?
17:05:00 <simba> go on irc
17:05:00 <TheRon> Apparently
17:06:00 <simba> or get a job showering sandilands
17:06:00 <TheRon> 4 man job
17:07:00 <TheRon> Someone needs to take hawthorn down a peg
17:07:00 <TheRon> Too big for their boots
17:09:00 <simba> we're the man for the job
17:10:00 <TheRon> Well give it a. Crack
17:12:00 <simba> we'll give it a krak
17:12:00 <TheRon> Nathan?
17:13:00 <simba> fuk yea
17:13:00 <simba> he a good addition
17:13:00 <simba> hes like the abo hinkley
17:13:00 <TheRon> Half back floating over taking marks?
17:14:00 <simba> abo half backs are the new abo half forwards
17:14:00 <TheRon> Port are still one tall forward short I reckon
17:15:00 <TheRon> Who's the number one ruck, Ryder or lobbe
17:16:00 <simba> LOBBE
17:16:00 <simba> has to be anyway ryder will prob be out for a bit
17:16:00 <simba> ryder will def come in as more of a forward
17:16:00 <TheRon> Handy
17:17:00 <simba> schulz and hoff have 2 keep going all out for a bit longer
17:17:00 <TheRon> Hoff is a wing
17:18:00 <simba> if redden is in 2 support lobbe then hoff will be freer
17:18:00 <simba> but if monfries is out with ryder it changes the team a bit
17:18:00 <simba> footys Back
17:18:00 <simba> `topic Footy's Back'
17:18:00 <TheRon> Monster in the square, Schultz up the feild a bit?
17:20:00 <simba> i dunno
17:20:00 <simba> he'll prob still use schulz as the half forward running everywhere but hopefully itll be the last year of it
17:20:00 <simba> try 2 conserve him and have the others do the running
17:21:00 <simba> he is almost old
17:21:00 <simba> sit him in the square let him win a coleman!!!!
17:21:00 <simba> he's prob devo wingard came in and took mark of the year off him he was taking hangers before that
17:22:00 <TheRon> I miss the old days of the genuine full forward
17:23:00 <TheRon> Positinless game now
17:25:00 <TheRon> Dave Hughes on the footy show?
17:25:00 <simba> hopefully hinkley will have the tools 2 give schulz that role
17:25:00 <TheRon> The man behind the bar?
17:25:00 <simba> whens that back?
17:26:00 <TheRon> This week I think
17:27:00 <TheRon> Here's a question why don't more weed smokers love the footy?
17:28:00 <TheRon> How do you a taco without making a mess of it?
17:28:00 <TheRon> Eat
17:29:00 <simba> maybe the commentators yelling about everything all the time would put stoners off
17:30:00 <simba> two quiet old british analysts like the football would be nicer
17:30:00 <TheRon> Tea and cucumber sandwiches?
17:30:00 <simba> prawn sandwich brigade
17:31:00 <TheRon> Delightful
17:31:00 <simba> thats the crows and eagles fans
17:32:00 <TheRon> Melbourne fans?
17:33:00 <TheRon> St Kilda fans definately
17:34:00 <simba> and essendon?
17:34:00 <simba> they are the champagne sucking lot arent they
17:34:00 <simba> they moved 2 harder stuff now LoL #EssenDopeJokes
17:35:00 <TheRon> Classy
17:38:00 <TheRon> All you zombies hide your faces
17:38:00 <TheRon> All you people in the street
17:38:00 <simba> stupid mancs beat spurs i put money on spurs not sucking it up
17:39:00 <TheRon> Damn
17:57:00 <British^Meat> go crows and soton
17:57:00 <British^Meat> both south and AWESOME
18:03:00 <stebie> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2994583/British-Airways-flight-Dubai-forced-return-Heathrow-Airport-foul-odour-toilet.html
18:04:00 <zaim> dat poop
18:06:00 <stebie> imagine being stuck next to them at a public toilet
18:06:00 <stebie> :\
18:06:00 <zaim> been there smelt that
18:08:00 <stebie> lol
18:22:00 <Dugnuts> whats with the lack of tv shows?
18:28:00 <couleurs> ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:30:00 <TokenDaRing> hey couleurs
18:30:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it going?
18:31:00 <couleurs> gr8 m8
18:31:00 <couleurs> n u
18:31:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DdhByLU.jpg
18:31:00 <couleurs> me irl
18:31:00 <stebie> hi arnie
18:32:00 <couleurs> Teh FiFaMaTeR
18:34:00 <couleurs> -_-
18:38:00 <stebie> i'll be fifa
18:38:00 <stebie> astalafifa baby
18:38:00 <couleurs> Ok
18:38:00 <couleurs> when u getten it c'mon
18:38:00 <couleurs> -- lleyton fifaitt
18:42:00 <faux> lol
18:42:00 <faux> Astalafifa
18:42:00 <faux> Gud 1
18:43:00 <couleurs> thank u
19:03:00 <simba> theron = mark philippoussis irl
19:04:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:05:00 <British^Meat> heh
19:05:00 <British^Meat> the poo
19:06:00 <Serenity> o/
19:07:00 <stebie> \m
19:07:00 <Serenity> how goes it stebies
19:07:00 <stebie> we do ron ron ron we do ron ron
19:07:00 <stebie> not bad Serenity not bad
19:07:00 <stebie> and yourself?
19:07:00 <Serenity> yeah not too shabb
19:07:00 <Serenity> y
19:09:00 <couleurs> spotify changed again god damn nit
19:09:00 <Serenity> thats what you get for using spotify
19:10:00 <couleurs> spotify rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:10:00 <faux> not 2 grabby
19:10:00 <faux> not 2 krabby
19:10:00 <faux> not 2 . zomstbj f
19:10:00 <faux> Oh
19:10:00 <faux> Hello
19:11:00 <Serenity> hi
19:11:00 <faux> I've been sniffing flue
19:11:00 <faux> Glue
19:11:00 <Dugnuts> as you do
19:11:00 <faux> THIS IS HOWCJUNKIES ARE MADE
19:11:00 <faux> it smells delicious
19:11:00 <AzzA> lol, who's this rigget faggot
19:11:00 <AzzA> sending me pms
19:11:00 <faux> who's rigget
19:11:00 <faux> he he Pms
19:11:00 <AzzA> [11:44] <rigget> dont lie about study
19:11:00 <AzzA> -
19:11:00 <AzzA> rigget on #politicaldebate #melbourne #Australia
19:11:00 <AzzA> rigget using irc.austnet.org AustNet
19:11:00 <AzzA> rigget has identified to services
19:11:00 <AzzA> rigget End of /WHOIS list.
19:11:00 <faux> U have ur periods
19:11:00 <faux> HAHAHA AZZA IS A GIRL
19:12:00 <faux> etc
19:12:00 <AzzA> :o
19:12:00 <AzzA> if i had a vagina
19:12:00 <AzzA> id be elbow deep right now
19:12:00 <AzzA> just saying
19:12:00 <faux> Prob plivent
19:12:00 <Serenity> who lies about study lol
19:12:00 <faux> He reckons we all lie about study
19:12:00 <AzzA> nah probably marco
19:12:00 <Serenity> that would genuinely be the lamest thing anyone has ever done
19:12:00 <faux> And that our unis arefake
19:12:00 <faux> Lol
19:12:00 <Serenity> U DUN EVN LEEV DA HAUS FORKS
19:13:00 <Serenity> CLAM DWN
19:13:00 <AzzA> haha
19:13:00 <faux> yes
19:13:00 <AzzA> i dont :P
19:13:00 <AzzA> clam dwn :P
19:13:00 <Serenity> im such a good troll
19:13:00 <AzzA> mmmm clam
19:14:00 <Serenity> srenity iz jus 2 fat 2 leev da haus so she preetents 2 go 2 skool
19:15:00 <AzzA> you do go to skool
19:15:00 <AzzA> to drop off the skids
19:15:00 <Serenity> had to have a fucking meeting about camp today
19:15:00 <Serenity> classroom full of smelly parents
19:15:00 <AzzA> no alcohol or drugs mmkay
19:16:00 <Serenity> clodr
19:16:00 <Serenity> close
19:16:00 <AzzA> ohhh yeah parent sthat dont exercise their mright to shower daily
19:16:00 <Serenity> no ipads/iphones/tablets etc
19:16:00 <Serenity> no lollies
19:16:00 <Dugnuts> why not?
19:16:00 <Dugnuts> too poor for alcohol or drugs AzzA/
19:16:00 <Serenity> we're talking about school kids Dugnuts
19:16:00 <AzzA> rexona 48hr protection....so i only have to shower every second dai!
19:16:00 <Serenity> calm down m8y
19:17:00 <AzzA> yeah calm your titties duggy
19:17:00 <Dugnuts> oh
19:17:00 <Dugnuts> ok
19:17:00 <Dugnuts> then why even mention booze or drugs?
19:18:00 <AzzA> do you even bong on?
19:18:00 <Dugnuts> do you even lift?
19:18:00 <AzzA> im lifting right now
19:18:00 <Serenity> do you even shelve it
19:18:00 <AzzA> lifting a cold fkn beer to my lips
19:18:00 <Dugnuts> heh
19:19:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a beer
19:19:00 <AzzA> you know you have a drug problem when you are crusing at 100kms on roe hwy shelving 2 pills
19:19:00 <Serenity> I think there might be one in the fridge actually
19:19:00 <Dugnuts> so another perth person huh
19:19:00 <Serenity> ben cousins AzzA?
19:19:00 <AzzA> what do you mean another?
19:19:00 <Dugnuts> i really hope shelving isnt what i think it is
19:19:00 <AzzA> we own dis shitz
19:19:00 <Serenity> i bet it is
19:19:00 <AzzA> yeah ben cousins styles
19:20:00 <AzzA> not ryan crowley style though
19:20:00 <Dugnuts> i always thought that was called plugging
19:20:00 <AzzA> cos his was only a pain killer
19:20:00 <Serenity> shelving is putting them up the batty
19:20:00 <AzzA> nah plugging is a sexual thing i think
19:20:00 <AzzA> !ud plugging
19:20:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
19:20:00 <Dugnuts> no plugging is when you use booze
19:20:00 <Serenity> whyyyy
19:20:00 <Serenity> why would you do that
19:20:00 <AzzA> anyone*
19:21:00 <Dugnuts> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plugging
19:21:00 <Dugnuts> thats how old it is
19:23:00 <couleurs> corn chip
19:23:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bi314DjY3Y
19:24:00 <couleurs> thats u nate
19:25:00 <couleurs> u r a moustache
19:26:00 <Dugnuts> and nothing else?
19:27:00 <couleurs> yes
19:27:00 <Dugnuts> a walking talking typing moustache
19:28:00 <nate> and farting
19:28:00 <couleurs> yes
19:29:00 <Dugnuts> you am teh sense make\
19:29:00 <couleurs> yes
19:34:00 <StrykerX> Is it special hour?
19:41:00 <couleurs> yes
19:43:00 <Floss> indeed
19:44:00 <StrykerX> No
19:44:00 <StrykerX> Hey, I just met you
19:45:00 <StrykerX> And this is craeee craeeee
19:45:00 <StrykerX> But here's couleurs's number
19:47:00 <nate> StrykerX is mowing the lawn with his shirt off
19:47:00 <StrykerX> Only for you ;)
19:47:00 <British^Meat> heh
19:47:00 <StrykerX> ;D
19:47:00 <British^Meat> what if u get a rash?
19:47:00 <StrykerX> Only mowing it, not rubbing myself in the cuttings
19:48:00 <British^Meat> but, dat risk!
19:48:00 <StrykerX> I'm a risk taker
19:48:00 <StrykerX> Talk a walk on the wild side
19:49:00 <nate> calamine lotion his arse
19:52:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
19:53:00 <Serenity> someone peel my potatoes plz
19:53:00 <Serenity> ty
19:53:00 <couleurs> pael this 8=======D
19:53:00 <StrykerX> * Actual size
19:53:00 <couleurs> sizzle my wizzle
19:54:00 <Floss> taters
19:56:00 <Serenity> if i peeled that your brains would fall out
19:57:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: your favorite chatter is back on austnet
19:57:00 <Serenity> who
19:57:00 <nate> herself?
19:58:00 <couleurs> old man Pieter
19:58:00 <Floss> oh fabulous
19:59:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
19:59:00 <Floss> i do love his drug addled cander
20:00:00 <nate> did saemon break someones heart
20:00:00 <TokenDaRing> nate yes
20:02:00 <couleurs> mac's are way cute when they asleep :3
20:04:00 <couleurs> hi Bunny
20:04:00 <Bonny> yo
20:04:00 <couleurs> lo
20:07:00 <Moke> Cums
20:07:00 <couleurs> ;p
20:07:00 <nate> having some alone time Moke?
20:07:00 <Moke> Nah
20:07:00 <nate> ooHH yes
20:08:00 <Moke> Watching footy on Fox sports
20:08:00 <nate> i usually watch it on free streaming
20:08:00 <couleurs> go da dees
20:08:00 <nate> OHh yes!
20:08:00 <Moke> wherr free stream
20:08:00 <Moke> What sitw
20:08:00 <Moke> Site
20:08:00 <nate> i will message u babe!
20:08:00 <Moke> Bae
20:11:00 <couleurs> i watch ya moms on free cams
20:11:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
20:12:00 <nate> grose
20:12:00 <couleurs> Ok :(
20:14:00 <Floss> so how was everyones monday
20:15:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:16:00 <couleurs> ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:16:00 <bee_girl> ??!!!!
20:16:00 <Floss> dafuq
20:16:00 <couleurs> j/k ps4!!!!!!!!!!
20:16:00 <bee_girl> lol
20:16:00 <bee_girl> good.
20:16:00 <couleurs> fine.
20:17:00 <bee_girl> fine.
20:17:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
20:18:00 <couleurs> pics?
20:20:00 <bee_girl> you fiirst
20:21:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DdhByLU.jpg
20:21:00 <Immutable> yay
20:22:00 <Immutable> did anyone here Serenity came back from the dead
20:22:00 <Immutable> ??
20:22:00 <Immutable> ** hear
20:22:00 <Serenity> how did i die?
20:23:00 <Serenity> was it something cool
20:23:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
20:24:00 <slinky_J> unf unf pizza soon
20:25:00 <slinky_J> poo pizza and wee ice cubes in lemonade
20:26:00 <nate> my kitchen rules?
20:26:00 <couleurs> ...k
20:26:00 <couleurs> i rules
20:27:00 <couleurs> ooomp drules
20:28:00 <ooomp> <3
20:30:00 <Immutable> err
20:30:00 <Immutable> Serenity: you died because of fatness
20:30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DdhByLU.jpg
20:32:00 <couleurs> cool
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask what I was missing in that pic
20:33:00 <Serenity> ohh right Immutable of course
20:33:00 <nate> obesity woop!
20:33:00 <Serenity> i thought that was a given, id have made up somethig cooler
20:34:00 <nate> my lovely lady lumps
20:35:00 <couleurs> some1 needs new glasses heheheh!!!!!!
20:36:00 <nate> they say im really sexy
20:37:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:37:00 <nate> my imaginary friends :)
20:37:00 <nate> hawt!
20:37:00 <nate> who likes food shopping!
20:37:00 <nate> hmmmm :D
20:38:00 <couleurs> meeeeeeeeeee
20:38:00 <nate> what u usually buy?
20:38:00 <nate> i buy tuna in oil alot
20:38:00 <nate> hmm tuna
20:39:00 <couleurs> tuna
20:39:00 <AzzA> tuna in spring water > *
20:39:00 <couleurs> tina tuna
20:40:00 <nate> just pump it!
20:40:00 <Serenity> agreed AzzA
20:43:00 <slinky_J> tuna in tuna pee
20:44:00 <nate> brine?
20:44:00 <couleurs> oil me up tuney
20:45:00 <slinky_J> yum brine
20:45:00 <Immutable> Serenity: you're like 4 cools and I'm like 9 cools
20:45:00 <Immutable> you expect me to care?
20:45:00 <slinky_J> ill have a cool glass of brine thx
20:46:00 <Serenity> if you say so buddy
20:46:00 <couleurs> i'm 12 cools then -_-
20:46:00 <nate> im negative 69 cools
20:46:00 <couleurs> ha ha
20:47:00 <Immutable> oh no it's a coolness fight
20:47:00 <Immutable> and I've already stopped caring
20:47:00 <Immutable> and therefore I win
20:47:00 <nate> Immutable get naked if u dont care, web cam it babe
20:48:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:48:00 <nate> nudity 4 the win!
20:48:00 <Immutable> I should...
20:48:00 <couleurs> nFtW
20:48:00 <nate> get some coins
20:48:00 <couleurs> CoiNs
20:50:00 <slinky_J> vagina tastes like coins
20:50:00 <couleurs> cool coins?
20:50:00 <slinky_J> sloppy slot machine
20:50:00 <slinky_J> monday tee vee sux balls
20:51:00 <ooomp> Stop storing your coins in a vagina
20:51:00 <couleurs> tv sux in general, grow a brain moran!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:52:00 <nate> no way
20:54:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
20:54:00 <nate> are u wearing a bikini?
20:54:00 <simba> tv sux get a computer
20:55:00 <couleurs> orange togs n a moustache
20:55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:55:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/6WZ8xI9YykY
20:55:00 <couleurs> best thing i ever seen
20:57:00 <simba> haha wow - thats graphic
20:57:00 <couleurs> best mashup everrrrr
20:58:00 <bum> <@British^Meat> any guys in here wanna do me up the pooper txt me
20:58:00 <nate> has British^Meat had a beer tonight?
20:58:00 <nate> feeling frisky
20:58:00 <bum> a beer with a queer
20:59:00 <bum> how do you know if youv'e been invited to british meats poofter bbq party?
20:59:00 <TokenDaRing> bum sounds like an unhappy guy
21:00:00 <bum> how do you know if youv'e been invited to british meats poofter bbq party?
21:00:00 <bum> when all the sasauges taste like shitr
21:00:00 <simba> b nice bum
21:00:00 <bum> im eating arnotts nice biscuits as i type
21:01:00 <bum> so that makes me nice
21:01:00 <simba> is that how u got ur nick
21:01:00 <simba> by eating ass
21:01:00 <simba> u become ass
21:01:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat is an ok guy
21:01:00 <TokenDaRing> dunno why people start on him
21:02:00 <bum> how would u know?
21:02:00 <bum> u been on a date with him
21:02:00 <TokenDaRing> so what if I have?>
21:02:00 <faux> cos I've had more riveting convos w a gluestick
21:02:00 <faux> Oo new ep of revenge
21:02:00 <couleurs> Bye Omp
21:02:00 <Acem> ßye.. couleurs
21:03:00 <bum> did u bend him over?
21:03:00 <couleurs> hey galatasaray
21:03:00 <simba> ß v ß
21:03:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!!!!
21:05:00 <couleurs> they drew 0-0 again lol
21:05:00 <couleurs> good 1 guys
21:06:00 <simba> CL without ß v ß... not a L at all
21:07:00 <couleurs> hope they bet juve...
21:07:00 <bum> simba do u work?
21:07:00 <TokenDaRing> bum, you seem rather fixated on anal sex
21:08:00 <bum> u seem rather envious
21:08:00 <couleurs> ha ha
21:08:00 <bum> i can get bum and u cant
21:09:00 <TokenDaRing> bum: why are you asking me for dick pics?
21:09:00 <slinky_J> h i v
21:09:00 <simba> take ur bickering 2 pm
21:10:00 <slinky_J> leave ur pizzas here thx
21:10:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: he's bickering with you in case you didn't notice
21:10:00 <simba> i didnt respond tho
21:11:00 <simba> u dont need to not only respond but bring it into another wind
21:11:00 <simba> ow
21:11:00 <simba> wind ow
21:11:00 <slinky_J> ow poor wind so cold
21:11:00 <slinky_J> :~
21:11:00 <bum> i asked for a pic of british meat and ur automatically thinking about a dick pic?
21:12:00 <Immutable> we could get pics out of this
21:14:00 <simba> the only pics we want to see are smiling irc users holding up signs saying "I love Austnet!!"
21:14:00 <TokenDaRing> don't hold your breath, simba
21:15:00 <slinky_J> so that chrissie from big brother won ima celebrity get me out of here ay?
21:15:00 <Zade> clothes on or off as we hold the signs?
21:15:00 <simba> optional
21:15:00 <simba> slinky_J: lol
21:15:00 <slinky_J> says a lot about australia
21:15:00 <slinky_J> :/
21:15:00 <simba> dont even know that
21:15:00 <simba> slinky_J
21:15:00 <Floss> flip flop in the floopdy doos!
21:15:00 <simba> dont even know that kind of stuff
21:15:00 <simba> pretend you dont know that
21:15:00 <slinky_J> i dont know anything!
21:16:00 <slinky_J> i am so glad andrew daddo won that show
21:16:00 <slinky_J> he can knit.
21:16:00 <Floss> that chunky one i didnt realise was chunky till she stood up
21:17:00 <slinky_J> manu on MKR has a hipster haircut
21:17:00 <slinky_J> what a sell out
21:18:00 <Floss> omg that otheer judge is so orange
21:18:00 <Floss> except for his bright pink lips
21:18:00 <simba> im gonna miss her.... but ive got a bite
21:18:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
21:18:00 <Floss> he looks like a right twerp
21:18:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY
21:18:00 <slinky_J> for a comedian that Joel guy never made a joke
21:18:00 <slinky_J> ross noble wouldve been funny
21:18:00 <Floss> i yell at the television a lot when they are on
21:18:00 <slinky_J> i yell at the tv when it is off
21:19:00 <slinky_J> y wont u turn on when ah clap!
21:19:00 <Floss> oh dear how about that gogglebox show
21:19:00 <Floss> good grief....
21:19:00 <slinky_J> havent seen it
21:19:00 <Floss> they are really scraping the barrel now...
21:19:00 <slinky_J> but i saw the english one ages ago
21:19:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:19:00 <slinky_J> fo shure
21:20:00 <Floss> watching people watch tv... im sorry but i couldnt give a fuck about their opinions
21:20:00 <slinky_J> shark tank isnt too bad
21:20:00 <Immutable> aids
21:20:00 <slinky_J> funny how we did dragons den and it didnt take off but we do shark tank and it does
21:20:00 <Floss> lol i only just watched a shark tank ep...i enjoyed the lols when they realise theyve done a shit job hahahaha
21:20:00 <Floss> i didnt think id enjoy it at all but i love that part
21:20:00 <Floss> when they think theyre company is worth millions, then their sad little faces...classic
21:21:00 <Floss> their*
21:21:00 <simba> im an actor get me a job
21:22:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: what sort of roles do you do?
21:22:00 <simba> gay autistic younger brother
21:22:00 <simba> getting bashed
21:22:00 <slinky_J> i love when they fuck up their pitch
21:23:00 <simba> StrykerX types for the first time in hours to go out of his way to say nothing
21:23:00 <simba> brilliant
21:23:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:23:00 <StrykerX> I was here before
21:23:00 <StrykerX> Got bored n left
21:23:00 <simba> good
21:23:00 <simba> take me back to those times
21:23:00 <StrykerX> Been fiddling with a DNS server
21:23:00 <slinky_J> get a hotdog in ya
21:23:00 <slinky_J> then pm me how good it was
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: are you starting trouble with StrykerX?
21:23:00 <StrykerX> simba, do you live in Elizabeth?
21:23:00 <simba> yes and no
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> shouldn't you be following the same rules you enforce?
21:23:00 <simba> yes
21:24:00 <StrykerX> simba's double standards have shined through
21:24:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
21:24:00 <StrykerX> Again.
21:24:00 <simba> lets complain
21:24:00 <slinky_J> double decker chocolate
21:24:00 <simba> lets all complain about simba to the other ops
21:24:00 <TokenDaRing> can't really respect someone when they don't practice what they preach
21:24:00 <simba> the 3 of us will have more clout
21:24:00 <simba> Dear ChanOp,
21:25:00 <slinky_J> hello and welcome to average cook in the kitchen on tele
21:25:00 <StrykerX> Amen TokenDaRing
21:25:00 <slinky_J> no contestants with an iq over 90, promice
21:25:00 <nate> i will say simba has been a bad white lion!!:)
21:25:00 <slinky_J> lel
21:25:00 <simba> spank me
21:25:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: clearly simba has no regard for this at all
21:26:00 <StrykerX> I believe baiting is bannable TokenDaRing
21:26:00 <StrykerX> Surely this should apply to ops too.
21:26:00 <StrykerX> Keep the standard in this channel somewhat decent.
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: who watches the watchers?
21:26:00 <nate> if TokenDaRing and StrykerX team up they could replace simba 2 for 1 deal
21:26:00 <simba> StrykerX u should hack the server and remove my ops
21:26:00 <StrykerX> I don't hack. :)
21:27:00 <simba> phew
21:27:00 <nate> StrykerX is that sexy one from hackers
21:27:00 <simba> its a genuine option tho
21:27:00 <simba> ACID BURN
21:27:00 <nate> or sneakers
21:27:00 <simba> CRASH OVERRIDE
21:27:00 <Immutable> I need help
21:28:00 <simba> /chanop help
21:30:00 <slinky_J> count how many times they say "Dish" on mkr
21:31:00 <TokenDaRing> why would anyone watch MKR?
21:31:00 <slinky_J> iunno
21:31:00 <TokenDaRing> why would even watch broadcast TV?
21:31:00 <slinky_J> nothin on
21:31:00 <TokenDaRing> why not just watch something you like?
21:31:00 <slinky_J> person of interest later!
21:31:00 <TokenDaRing> it's 2015 for crying out loud
21:31:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't wait for it on TV
21:32:00 <couleurs> TV waits 4 u
21:32:00 <slinky_J> i like waiting
21:32:00 <StrykerX> I wanna stream Hulu
21:32:00 <StrykerX> But my VPN is being a cunt
21:32:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for vikings s3
21:32:00 <StrykerX> "Permission denied"
21:32:00 <AzzA> vikings 3 has already started
21:32:00 <slinky_J> Hulu?
21:33:00 <AzzA> its upto like episode 6
21:33:00 <simba> its 2015 make ur own tv show with a camcorder
21:33:00 <simba> put it on youtube get famous
21:34:00 <AzzA> pete
21:34:00 <couleurs> my favourite tv show is fifa
21:34:00 <AzzA> sydney got lucky yesterday
21:34:00 <Pete> what?
21:35:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: do you watch the soccer too?
21:35:00 <AzzA> nearly got run over the top
21:35:00 <Pete> I really dont care what happends in other channels
21:35:00 <Pete> drama etc
21:35:00 <AzzA> im talking about the footy
21:35:00 <couleurs> only good scoccer
21:35:00 <Pete> ohhh
21:35:00 <Pete> yeah we got flogged
21:35:00 <simba> lol
21:35:00 <Pete> we got freo lol
21:36:00 <AzzA> arent you a sydney supporter/
21:36:00 <simba> "sydney got lucky" ahh must mean the irc channel
21:36:00 <Pete> supporter yes becuase my grandad and nana live in sydney
21:36:00 <AzzA> yeah sydney beat freo by 9 points
21:36:00 <AzzA> but freo came back from being 36 points down at 3/4 time
21:36:00 <Pete> of courses
21:37:00 <nate> ohh ;p
21:37:00 <AzzA> and matt deboer had a shot for a supergoal with 20 seconds left
21:37:00 <Pete> anyways im gonna bbl going for a wank
21:37:00 <AzzA> could have drawn it
21:37:00 <Pete> :]
21:37:00 <AzzA> lol go wan over buddy and adam goodes
21:37:00 <AzzA> no monkey business pls
21:37:00 <Pete> lol
21:38:00 <Pete> Maybe Maurice could help me, use his hand
21:38:00 <Pete> :]
21:38:00 <Pete> haha
21:38:00 <Pete> bbl
21:38:00 <Immutable> its psychosematic
21:40:00 <AzzA> maybe you could just dock with Maurice's cock
21:41:00 <nate> wooooaaaah!
21:41:00 <nate> pictures
21:43:00 <slinky_J> Fast and FUrious 8; dinos v cars
21:43:00 <slinky_J> woooo
21:45:00 <couleurs> Fast and FUrious 9: space ships
21:45:00 <stebie> Fast and FUrious 10: FiFa
21:45:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:46:00 <AzzA> Fast and Furious 11 : The Ben Cousins story
21:46:00 <nate> fast n furious 12: me you bedroom now
21:46:00 <AzzA> so gay..
21:47:00 <nate> quick games a good game
21:48:00 <nate> azza have u been in an inter racial relationship before?
21:48:00 <AzzA> no, im a racist
21:48:00 <faux> Dangerous guy
21:48:00 <nate> damn it azza
21:48:00 <mrdanger> forksy lady
21:49:00 <nate> what if u saw a sexy white person
21:49:00 <AzzA> oh wow get a room you 2
21:49:00 <couleurs> fast n furious 666: inter racial relation space ships
21:49:00 <AzzA> haha nate
21:49:00 <Dugnuts> creepy
21:49:00 <AzzA> funny cunt
21:49:00 <nate> ;p
21:49:00 <nate> i like how blacks say we are like uncooked meat it just isnt right :D
21:49:00 <nate> raw baby
21:49:00 <nate> RAW
21:50:00 <nate> grose
21:50:00 <nate> ahhhh
21:52:00 <AzzA> dafuq
21:52:00 <AzzA> slinky_J 's might be a better option
21:53:00 <AzzA> go and grab that
21:53:00 <simba> 666
21:54:00 <nate> u want u azza! where do u live
21:54:00 <nate> my hands are grabby tonight!
21:54:00 <nate> grabba grab
21:57:00 <couleurs> cheaky lil fella
21:59:00 <slinky_J> is every1 stoked to watch Saving Private Ryan
21:59:00 <slinky_J> its on tele!!!
21:59:00 <nate> fuck noo!
22:00:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
22:00:00 <TokenDaRing> hey simba, do you play pokemon at all? which do you prefer?
22:00:00 <nate> i play pokeaman!
22:01:00 <simba> silver
22:01:00 <British^Meat> pokemon snap
22:02:00 <simba> stadium
22:02:00 <simba> red
22:02:00 <simba> leaf green
22:02:00 <simba> ruby
22:04:00 <Picard> hey freaks
22:05:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get 2 rate, thumb up and sussbribe every one
22:05:00 <nate> hi Picard!!!!
22:05:00 <nate> love ya
22:05:00 <Picard> nate how are u
22:05:00 <nate> i am good, yourself
22:06:00 <Picard> <B1ackDevi1> I'm going to zline you cause you're a gay cunt
22:06:00 <Picard> lol
22:07:00 <Picard> someone isnt happy tonight
22:07:00 <simba> hey youtube
22:07:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: keep it in PM please
22:07:00 <simba> yeah Picard, take it to TokenDaRings PM
22:07:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't need to bring it to another window
22:07:00 <couleurs> What's Up Guys? Youtube Here
22:07:00 <Picard> no thanks
22:08:00 <nate> picard bring all your pms to channel pretty please:)
22:08:00 <Picard> ive made the decision to ignore him
22:08:00 <simba> have you seen that dude who reviews energy drinks in a tux
22:08:00 <nate> they be like hi sexy and woah goodlookin etc
22:08:00 <Picard> he isnt worthy of my tme
22:08:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n2vcTvCjm8
22:08:00 <couleurs> lol yes
22:08:00 <nate> looks like he should be playing gta all night
22:09:00 <Picard> hows the weather in melbourne?
22:09:00 <British^Meat> did u think about us all today Picard?
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: he did
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> and he smiled
22:10:00 <TokenDaRing> it was sweet, I bet
22:10:00 <British^Meat> did u have a tough day at work and needed a smile on your dial? so u thought of any of us?
22:10:00 <nate> let me hear you say meat yeah!
22:10:00 <British^Meat> yer for sure
22:10:00 <rigget> whats up picard
22:10:00 <nate> picards like that popular guy at school everyone wants to be his buddy
22:10:00 <B1ackDevi1> YouTube Title: I Am Back! My Return and Energy Drink Review Views: 15,336 Uploader: TheReportOfTheWeek Uploaded: Published on Mar 16, 2013 Duration: 11 Minutes 41 Seconds
22:11:00 <nate> monster is the best energy drink
22:11:00 <nate> :D~
22:11:00 <couleurs> you're a monster nate
22:12:00 <nate> i have been called a big rig:)
22:12:00 <nate> monster not yet
22:12:00 <nate> :O
22:14:00 <nate> damn picard mabye i said he was awesome 2 much :D
22:14:00 <StrykerX> Or maybe the mrs disconnected his modem
22:16:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: she caught him chatting up someone again
22:16:00 <TokenDaRing> its the doghouse for picard tonight
22:16:00 <StrykerX> Yup
22:16:00 <nate> he has a misso
22:16:00 <nate> fuck yeah!
22:16:00 <StrykerX> Skypin that girl from the MSN screen capture
22:19:00 <rigget> picards wife is lady
22:19:00 <rigget> into sheep and that
22:19:00 <nate> what what!
22:20:00 <nate> lamb is nice
22:21:00 <rigget> lamb is great
22:21:00 <B1ackDevi1> baaahhh try goat
22:22:00 <rigget> black devil
22:22:00 <nate> which BlackDevil is sexier
22:22:00 <nate> pics now
22:25:00 <BlackDevi1> Rude
22:26:00 <simba> pwn3d
22:26:00 <slinky_J> y does sheldon use a gaming laptop in his office
22:26:00 <faux> what
22:26:00 <nate> is his name really dwayne
22:26:00 <simba> cos hes a gamer
22:26:00 <nate> cool :D
22:26:00 <slinky_J> lool
22:26:00 <simba> play minesweeper HD in lunch br8kz
22:26:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
22:26:00 <simba> dwayne the rock johnson
22:27:00 <Maurice> faux, this was the last song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOWK7Tam01M
22:28:00 <slinky_J> i like to do squiggles with my mouse
22:28:00 <slinky_J> all over your nicks!
22:29:00 <faux> LOL maurice
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> does that make you feel powerful slinky_J?
22:32:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
22:33:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
22:36:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/Yg5g7QF.gif
22:36:00 <couleurs> spagett!!!!!!!!!
22:42:00 <slinky_J> pasta peeps r my peeps
22:49:00 <Serenity> uhhhh
22:49:00 <faux> HAHAHAHHAA
22:49:00 <Serenity> so there was a couple out the front fighting and smashing shit
22:49:00 <faux> shwansiger
22:49:00 <Serenity> with each other
22:49:00 <faux> schweinsteiger
22:49:00 <Serenity> then i was looking out the window... and they started making out
22:49:00 <faux> me irl
22:49:00 <Serenity> and im pretty sure he just.. licked her vag
22:50:00 <faux> Oh ok
22:50:00 <faux> Housos
22:50:00 <faux> lol
22:50:00 <faux> SMASH ME WITH A BOTTLE YA SEXY CUNT
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> classy
22:50:00 <Serenity> excuse me i dont live in a houso area
22:51:00 <faux> don't have to to have neighbours that act like housos
22:51:00 <faux> I have these giant bogans across froM me
22:51:00 <faux> Who scream at each other in the middle of the night
22:57:00 <partay> faux hows the study going ?
22:57:00 <faux> Excellent ty
22:58:00 <partay> awesome
22:58:00 <partay> i started my MBA
22:58:00 <AzzA> grab someone sexy and say HEY!
22:59:00 <partay> oh its AzzA. I thought i could smell vasoline
22:59:00 <WTF> Hi
23:03:00 <WTF> http://imgur.com/xfYLyfG
23:03:00 <Serenity> is that you WTF
23:03:00 <Serenity> cause we dont want to see
23:03:00 <WTF> Nah thats my dick
23:06:00 <nate> cute
23:14:00 <simba> is that a feraligatr
23:14:00 <slinky_J> Kittens of Interest
23:14:00 <slinky_J> Paw and Order
23:14:00 <slinky_J> Two and a Half Pizzas
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> how annoying are those little moths that cannot be killed if you're unco
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> begone you foul little clothes eater!
23:23:00 <nate> yeah i left some nuts out moths everywhere :D
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was like
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> you I mean
23:30:00 <nate> i had moths in the pantry ;D
23:30:00 <nate> because i left nuts uncovered
23:30:00 <nate> :D~
23:36:00 <partay> nate you are a bent unit
23:36:00 <nate> sex me partay animal!
23:37:00 <partay> nate how about i chop you head off instead
23:37:00 <simba> with hatori hanzo steel
23:38:00 <partay> with a pocket knife
23:42:00 <simba> hope he doesnt kill himself
23:42:00 <TokenDaRing> wow what was that about
23:43:00 <Loof> Lol
23:43:00 <nate> i think he wants some sex!
23:43:00 <nate> HAWt
23:43:00 <Serenity> hey its loof
23:43:00 <Loof> In da ward lol
23:44:00 <Serenity> oh you are there
23:44:00 <Loof> Yep lol
23:44:00 <Serenity> oh dear
23:44:00 <Loof> Its ok
23:45:00 <simba> im jealous
23:45:00 <Serenity> do they give you good drugs there
23:46:00 <Loof> Im avoiding valium this time
23:46:00 <Loof> Dont need a benzo addiction atm lol
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> *scrolls*
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooh on the nuts
23:47:00 <Bastardly_One> moths like nuts?
23:48:00 <simba> mm yes back to the riveting moth conversation
23:48:00 <faux> lmao
23:48:00 <Serenity> i reckon if i actually puked right now
23:48:00 <Serenity> my thickshake would still be cold
23:49:00 <rigget> what thickshake?
23:49:00 <Serenity> caramel
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: he had moths on his nuts from not using them in so long
23:49:00 <simba> do u regret it
23:49:00 <simba> thickshake regrets
23:49:00 <Serenity> yeah i do
23:49:00 <Serenity> my stomach feels so full
23:50:00 <milk> I missed my daily milkshake
23:50:00 <doctor> sex is good drug
23:50:00 <milk> I luv fuckin
23:50:00 <nate> moths in your milkshake bring all the ircers to the yard
23:51:00 <Serenity> meth
23:51:00 <doctor> sounds unappetising
23:51:00 <doctor> methballs to keep the oldies out of your undie draws
23:52:00 <Loof> Lol
23:52:00 <Serenity> lol
23:52:00 <milk> I saw my new psychiatrist today
23:53:00 <simba> and will you see them again
23:53:00 <simba> thats the hot question
23:54:00 <Loof> Cant wait to.move out of methbourne
23:54:00 <Loof> Adelaide will be so nice ☺
23:54:00 <milk> I have another appointment
23:54:00 <milk> so i guess so
23:55:00 <milk> maybe she can make me feel better enough to fix my pranged car
23:55:00 <Serenity> are you taking the family with you loof
23:56:00 <Loof> Yeah
23:56:00 <Serenity> coolio
23:56:00 <Loof> :)
23:58:00 <simba> adelaide ---- a family town
23:58:00 <rigget> where was that thickshake purchased from?
23:59:00 <AzzA> adelaide is pretty cool
23:59:00 <AzzA> i lived there for a while
23:59:00 <AzzA> 5118 represent
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