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00:00 <InmatesDream> Bastardly_One
00:00 <British^Meat> dont call me white
00:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhhh
00:00 <johninj4> lol whatever happened to white
00:00 <InmatesDream> http://store.virginmedia.com/big-bundles/big-kahuna.html
00:00 <johninj4> she was such an interesting chatter
00:00 <InmatesDream> im getting this when im in london
00:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/kkrHYHqChlI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't call me white - Nofx (Feb 29, 2008) - Category: Music - views - 6,628 likes (96.1%), 269 dislikes (3.9%)
00:00 <johninj4> austnet - where are they now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice ... ty for sharing mirza
01:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't white just leave
01:00 <simba> im white
01:00 <Bastardly_One> after you all went on about paul banks
01:00 <johninj4> probably
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she was legit slow
01:00 <simba> u r
01:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> good cone
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and got sick of it, took it to heart and left
01:00 <simba> im gonna cone it up
01:00 <InmatesDream> i saw this dirty porn will make anyone melt
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this stuff is good
02:00 <InmatesDream> couldnt believe my eyes but not going to post it here
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm well and truly at Coney Island
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> simba bourbon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> on the highest ferris wheel or some shit 
02:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> you can be my sponser
02:00 <simba> big ben
02:00 <simba> GOLE
03:00 <simba> not
03:00 <InmatesDream> http://shop.coles.com.au/wcsstore/Coles-CAS/images/6/5/6/6567776.jpg
03:00 <InmatesDream> healthy foods
03:00 <couleurs> mortal kombat x looks ok, the fatalities are very brutal
03:00 <couleurs> also the new characters are shit
03:00 <simba> mirza likes it greek style
03:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> my eyes look red
03:00 <InmatesDream> only for the yogurts yes
03:00 <simba> and in the ass
04:00 <couleurs> new street fighter will be better =)
04:00 <InmatesDream> put yogurt in your eyes
04:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> my eyes look red
04:00 <simba> dont bother denying it mirza
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to say ... I am waiting on both to decide which one 
04:00 <simba> SF IV is good enough for a new SF
04:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> both what?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose you're more an SF than MK fan though right couleurs?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the other way around
04:00 <Dugnuts> a friend of mine competes in sf
05:00 <Dugnuts> a friend from work
05:00 <simba> smash is da best
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so waiting on both because you only need one or the other really
05:00 <Dugnuts> theres a tournament next friday
05:00 <InmatesDream> alcohol is not healthy at all
05:00 <Dugnuts> he is in charge
05:00 <Dugnuts> should be interesting
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and Gods Among Us is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so boring
05:00 <simba> APEX
05:00 <InmatesDream> i'll be preparing for my new life to uk soon
05:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> boobs
06:00 <InmatesDream> good they have everything there
06:00 <Bastardly_One> is it 2am yet?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna get smug each goal we win by 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as johninj4 is here
06:00 <Dugnuts> dont you have your timestamps showing?
06:00 <Dugnuts> its just after midnight
06:00 <simba> whats tehd ate
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being "smart"
06:00 <johninj4> i'll probably be asleep by then lol
06:00 <InmatesDream> Australia the number one team in asia
06:00 <couleurs> yes SF is better their was only 3 good mortal kombos the rest sux
06:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> another good cone
06:00 <Student> i think, australia will loose today 
06:00 <johninj4> we already won m8
06:00 <InmatesDream> too many chinks in downunder its true
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Student, we won 2 - 1
07:00 <InmatesDream> they already won Student
07:00 <johninj4> how does it feel that an oceania team has your prized asian cup?
07:00 <johninj4> plundered the shit out of it
07:00 <johninj4> we also have it at the club level
07:00 <InmatesDream> Asutralia belongs to asia now-a-days
07:00 <johninj4> you guys are pretty bad at sports
08:00 <STINKFIST> great match
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it wasn't a great match
08:00 <InmatesDream> STINKFIST remember last night what we were talking about
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly didn't watch it 
08:00 <STINKFIST> I meant the AFC
08:00 <STINKFIST> which was a great match
08:00 <InmatesDream> and consequences today
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was NOT a great match
08:00 <STINKFIST> sure
08:00 <STINKFIST> so back to the great match
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Aust played shit and got lucky
08:00 <InmatesDream> a 40-year old father got hit by lightening and died soon after
08:00 <STINKFIST> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> glad it happened but
08:00 <STINKFIST> you tell 'em
09:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> --
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was here watching it with the boys 
09:00 <STINKFIST> best match of the AFC by far
09:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> last game was heaps better
09:00 <STINKFIST> in Brisbane?
09:00 <InmatesDream> ghosts of england is adopting me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
09:00 <STINKFIST> with 3 shots each?
09:00 <InmatesDream> i get the cash from there
09:00 <STINKFIST> and the training team on the park?
09:00 <STINKFIST> I remember sitting 7 rows back from the half way line and thinking
09:00 <STINKFIST> this isn't a great gamre
09:00 <STINKFIST> game*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stop arguing ... the result is still grand
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think we played to usual standard ... shit
10:00 <InmatesDream> rather see a guy stripping for me
10:00 <InmatesDream> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26164739/man-struck-by-lightning-on-gold-coast/
10:00 <johninj4> well we made it to the final and won
10:00 <STINKFIST> anywho, the jersey is sweaty and covered in beer
10:00 <johninj4> we may have been the best of a shit bunch
10:00 <InmatesDream> news of deluge and crazy weather events
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just what I said kind of right?
10:00 <STINKFIST> it's busy on the streets here
10:00 <STINKFIST> time to soak the shirt
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that lightning strike was freaky
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it must of fried the entire shelter thing's roof
11:00 <InmatesDream> m heart goes out to family who i felt from here
11:00 <Bastardly_One> only way I can think of 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that 
11:00 <InmatesDream> remember STINKFIST
11:00 <InmatesDream> last night
11:00 <Bastardly_One> four people got hit by lightning at once
11:00 <STINKFIST> what about it ?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> in this park on the GC and seems the shelter they were under must of just got all lit up
12:00 <InmatesDream> i show you again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nothin
12:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh is obsessed with our news
12:00 <STINKFIST> oh
12:00 <InmatesDream> http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4656558/smosh-banana-slap-o.gif
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just making comment because ... well ... I can
12:00 <STINKFIST> that is that guy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
13:00 <InmatesDream> our news?
13:00 <johninj4> beehhh goes for doncaster rovers
13:00 <InmatesDream> do i owe ya anything mate
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he never hides it ... or he'd want to change his ID
13:00 <Bastardly_One> OI John
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I play them as a "when I am bored of Liverpool" career
13:00 <InmatesDream> Bastardly_One click the link then
13:00 <johninj4> haha mad
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're alright ... 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <johninj4> i would play crewe
13:00 <johninj4> they mad
14:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> voodoo child
14:00 <STINKFIST> I'd play leeds
14:00 <STINKFIST> and spit and headbutt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, in Fifa at least they're solid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Leeds
14:00 <Bastardly_One> relegation this year boys
14:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hi Digerati
14:00 <Bastardly_One> `mint is devo
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shes a leeds supporter
14:00 <InmatesDream> \\\RomeO_]] is it true after the bridge melt down you cannot visit your dentist and the centerlink
14:00 <STINKFIST> deserves to be devo then
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> indeed it is true
15:00 <Loof> how you been STINKFIST?
15:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hi Loof
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof was pining for you before Stinky
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but you were idle 
16:00 <Loof> :(
16:00 <STINKFIST> g'day Loof
16:00 <STINKFIST> I've been OK mate, busy little beaver and all that
16:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> yeah hi Loof
16:00 <STINKFIST> working for the (wo)man
16:00 <InmatesDream> gotta watch out for youth arsonists often
16:00 <Loof> still in china?
16:00 <STINKFIST> and studying hard and all the good stuff
16:00 <STINKFIST> no I am in Sydney now
16:00 <Loof> cool
16:00 <STINKFIST> though I've been back and forwards a bit
16:00 <Loof> ah
16:00 <InmatesDream> syd and china no difference to him
17:00 <InmatesDream> hes better off trolling in his home soil
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> yeah hi Loof...
17:00 <STINKFIST> I am meant to go to Bangladesh in March
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ....
17:00 <STINKFIST> I'll try to get some time off to push InmatesDream under a bus
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> $$$$.
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> bus aye
17:00 <InmatesDream> good luck dont blame me if your arse gets bombed by either parties
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> dont say bomb on a plane
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> nuber one rule
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <InmatesDream> my rang me told me they set a bus on alit with passangers init
18:00 <InmatesDream> *mate
18:00 <InmatesDream> this arvo
18:00 <STINKFIST> I get bombed at all the parties
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> Loof are you on drugs?
18:00 <StrykerX> Naturally
19:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> number 1
19:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> detective foley
20:00 <Bastardly_One> am pretty sure Loof has most of you on ignore
20:00 <Loof> all of them
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <STINKFIST> clever fellow
20:00 <InmatesDream> if you really want to go STINKFIST to bangla visit there http://www.grandsultanresort.com/
20:00 <Loof> whoever they are
21:00 <InmatesDream> the head chef is half aussie
21:00 <InmatesDream> his a mate with sandra scully
21:00 <Vagisil> man
21:00 <Vagisil> come on labor!
21:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
21:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> blood fest
21:00 <Vagisil> went in with 9 seats...
21:00 <Vagisil> got 43 now
21:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <\\\RomeO_]]>                                                  k5bloodfest
22:00 <doctor> blood feast
22:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :)
22:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :BOOOOB
22:00 <Vagisil> 11.5% swing to labor
22:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :BOOOOBszs
22:00 <Vagisil> so fucking good
22:00 <Vagisil> massive
23:00 <Loof> awesome maybe i'll stop calling this country austfailure then
23:00 <Vagisil> palmer still doesnt have a seat lol
23:00 <Vagisil> fuckin burnt
23:00 <STINKFIST> prettty good hey Vagisil?
23:00 <InmatesDream> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eW8_j_W8w8Q/maxresdefault.jpg
23:00 <Vagisil> yeh
23:00 <STINKFIST> cambell and fucking clive
23:00 <STINKFIST> unfortunately the Labor dildos will have a majority
23:00 <STINKFIST> but it beats the Coalition dildos
24:00 <Vagisil> yeo
24:00 <InmatesDream> clive and campbell dont like each other from the beginning
24:00 <johninj4> i don't think clive got a single seat
24:00 <Vagisil> he hasnt yet
24:00 <johninj4> so thats a win
24:00 <Vagisil> katters got 2
24:00 <Vagisil> id rather his seats be greens tbh
24:00 <Vagisil> id love greens to have a cpl of seats in qld
24:00 <Vagisil> probably will next election
24:00 <johninj4> i dunno, greens shit me 
24:00 <InmatesDream> greens are powerless ludlam posted emo on the fb
25:00 <STINKFIST> I like the random factor of the Mad Katter
25:00 <STINKFIST> but he is a dildo too
25:00 <Vagisil> yeh but hes said so much stupid shit too
25:00 <Vagisil> makes a cunt of himself on qanda
25:00 <simba> newcastle gole
25:00 <InmatesDream> http://www.tubecup.com/videos/383292/mega-dildo-in-ass/
25:00 <johninj4> ahh shit its meant to be on here but they are just running replays
26:00 <simba> cabellas first nice 1
26:00 <Loof> http://media.giphy.com/media/exIcRdKtjZi4o/giphy.gif
26:00 <Vagisil> oh my god
26:00 <simba> whos their bloody coach now
27:00 <InmatesDream> i couldnt believe my eye
27:00 <Vagisil> omg
27:00 <Vagisil> that is fucking mad
27:00 <Vagisil> she is asking for bowel cancer
28:00 <johninj4> they havn't put anyone on permanantly yet
28:00 <johninj4> carver is the hc still
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> 1
28:00 <johninj4> he hasn't spoken to the chairman in a month apparently
28:00 <simba> they got no 1 in mind
28:00 <simba> who is carver
28:00 <johninj4> i think he was the assistant before
28:00 <simba> just a newcastle assistant guy
28:00 <InmatesDream> euro players cannot tollarte australian sun during a sport
29:00 <simba> he was a caretaker in 04 apparently
29:00 <johninj4> oh wow
29:00 <johninj4> he is in perma until the end of the season
29:00 <Vagisil> 39/44
29:00 <InmatesDream> bitch can take it
29:00 <Vagisil> 1 more seat
30:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> 1
30:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :)
30:00 <Vagisil> we should get whitsunday
30:00 <johninj4> sweet they threw to the game now
30:00 <Vagisil> all we need
30:00 <InmatesDream> i was happy when gillard was running the country, not sure about poetric bill
31:00 <simba> just in time
31:00 <johninj4> gol
31:00 <Vagisil> maryborough would be a nice capture too 
31:00 <simba> reakky
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> i was delayed
31:00 <johninj4> lol
31:00 <simba> theya ctually scored from it
31:00 <simba> 1,7HULL7,1FUCKIN1,7CITY
31:00 <InmatesDream> norell will give me her asus pad and keep the one she found
32:00 <johninj4> those white sleeves look terrible
32:00 <simba> now its disallowed
32:00 <simba> fuck everything
32:00 <johninj4> oh 
32:00 <johninj4> hahaha
32:00 <johninj4> total maradonna
32:00 <simba> loool
32:00 <simba> sturridge got away with scoring with his shoulder
32:00 <simba> last season
33:00 <johninj4> lol
33:00 <InmatesDream> she owes me 200rm and the phone is 500rm
33:00 <Dugnuts> shoulder isnt hand
33:00 <johninj4> thats a bit of a tricky one
33:00 <simba> missed his head
33:00 <InmatesDream> some part in euro people are rich and im going to live there
34:00 <simba> u can live with me in athens
34:00 <johninj4> lol
34:00 <simba> i got hook ups
34:00 <InmatesDream> when i get my british passport sure will
34:00 <InmatesDream> deal simba
34:00 <johninj4> you should be able to get a cheap house there now
34:00 <simba> ah yes the inevidable british passport
34:00 <InmatesDream> let me get educated for the industry and be trained to earn dollip
35:00 <johninj4> i like how they have a famous riot dog in greece
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <johninj4> rocks up at all the riots and fights da coppers
35:00 <InmatesDream> Denmark is where i might end up
35:00 <Loof> awesomeness
35:00 <simba> must find out about that
35:00 <simba> hey dad is there a famous police dog in greece
36:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADZHUatCdRE 
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LOUKANIKOS-THE GREEK RIOT DOG... (Jun 20, 2011) - Category: Pets & Animals - 78,113 views - 456 likes (98.5%), 7 dislikes (1.5%)
36:00 <johninj4> there is heaps of vids and shit about him, even a song
37:00 <InmatesDream> http://www.asus.com/my/Tablets_Mobile/ASUS_Fonepad_7_FE170CG/
37:00 <InmatesDream> she giving me this
38:00 <couleurs> lol that 1 cool dog
38:00 <simba>  lol
38:00 <simba> sweet name
38:00 <Loof> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1339242/thumbs/o-GRAND-570.jpg?1
38:00 <couleurs> LOUKANIKOS NEW #9 LFC STRIKER
39:00 <johninj4> lol
39:00 <couleurs> is that your first wife Loof?
40:00 <simba> thats LOUKANIKOS
40:00 <simba> THE GREEK RIOT DOG... 
40:00 <InmatesDream> my 2nd gf is a transvestite
40:00 <couleurs> we know
40:00 <couleurs> you tell us this every day
40:00 <Loof> the bootana
40:00 <simba> u mean ur first bf
41:00 <InmatesDream> my first bf is simba
41:00 <Vagisil> heading back to red australia.. so happy
41:00 <simba> u cant just date a guy who dresses as a girl and say u have a gf
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <InmatesDream> shes a girl honey
41:00 <couleurs> you tell us about your hopes and dreams every day too
41:00 <simba> u cant just paint urself black and be anything more than playing blackface
42:00 <johninj4> yeah you are only fooling yourself
42:00 <Loof> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152617814474429&fref=nf
42:00 <InmatesDream> i rather be like this way cause she meant joy in my life
43:00 <johninj4> he's really feeling it
43:00 <Loof> acid ftw
43:00 <simba> im really feeling it
44:00 <couleurs> that's chris raving to DJ violin
45:00 <simba> XAXAXAXA
45:00 <johninj4> he's going to get chafed up pretty bad with those wet undies
45:00 <couleurs> DJ JaZzY JuIcEy JuIcE 2000
46:00 <Loof> mmm baby got back: https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/gifs_011.gif
46:00 <Loof> yummeh
46:00 <johninj4> wow nice goal remi
46:00 <simba> sturridge 4 goals 26 mins
48:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/e8eLSpDa_1E
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grafite goal vs Bayern Munich (w/ English commentary) (Apr 14, 2009) - Category: Sports - 551,031 views - 1,967 likes (98.8%), 23 dislikes (1.2%)
48:00 <InmatesDream> i might go into sleep and wake up another century
48:00 <johninj4> so cheeky
48:00 <couleurs> that gol
49:00 <johninj4> Harry Kewell - My Life Galatasaray
50:00 <johninj4> i was trying to find that time he did this reverse cross
50:00 <johninj4> for LFC
50:00 <simba> lol what a tor
50:00 <InmatesDream> some morf wont be bad
50:00 <couleurs> Mesut Kewell - My Wife LA Galaxy
50:00 <johninj4> lol
51:00 <simba> eden hazard my life in strawberry
52:00 <InmatesDream> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNgWb3EDXCI
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEEP BREATHING MORNING QI GONG - Opening, Cleansing, Warming Up (Aug 25, 2012) - Category: Education - 72,438 views - 460 likes (97.7%), 11 dislikes (2.3%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Green River were Mudhoney
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7CPIXnaeeQ
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mother Love Bone- Stardog Champion (Dec 22, 2006) - Category: Music - 850,623 views - likes (98.9%), dislikes (1.1%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've mixed half of the subpop era bands
54:00 <Bastardly_One> including the last ever Green River show
55:00 <STINKFIST> Wiki probably lies
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in the right place at the right time and the Cosmic Pyschos needed help mixng
55:00 <STINKFIST> but reckons Gossard and Ament were Green River
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and then stayed for like 2yrs
55:00 <beehhh> most of the aussie actors now lives in usa
55:00 <STINKFIST> then Mother Love bne
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it LIES
55:00 <STINKFIST> basti
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Green River is most of Mudhoney
55:00 <amelia> fuck up you gump feathers
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they might of played with them if you know what I mean 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think they were
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme go find my records
56:00 <Bastardly_One> give me like 2 mins
56:00 <Lish> Records 
56:00 <Lish> Haha
57:00 <STINKFIST> unrelated:
57:00 <STINKFIST> Helmet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> know how they got their name?
57:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYLr9FtYtME
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Street of Philadelphia - Bruce Springsteen (Sep 6, 2008) - Category: Music - views - 12,328 likes (97.4%), 323 dislikes (2.6%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Helmet were great
57:00 <STINKFIST> fucking oath
57:00 <STINKFIST> and I love TMOC
57:00 <STINKFIST> always a rad shoew
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I ended up in ER after one gig though
57:00 <Lish> I tell you what I'm totally loving right now
57:00 <STINKFIST> were Suicidals supporting?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the mark of cain have gone total rock n roll
57:00 <STINKFIST> they tend to put people in ER
57:00 <Lish> Taylor swift, I just can't not dig Taylor swift 
57:00 <Lish> Haha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds weird as fuck
58:00 <STINKFIST> oh?
58:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't heard
58:00 <STINKFIST> I still only own Ill at Ease and This is This
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hang on 
58:00 <STINKFIST> tohugh I know a few other tracks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the album rock n roll
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is just that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's weird 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Contender
59:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly the best song ever
59:00 <STINKFIST> I could have been almost anything
59:00 <STINKFIST> I think First Time or Point Man are better, but that isn't to take away from Contender
59:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Interloper 
00:00 <beehhh> ok going to watch news now from australasia
00:00 <STINKFIST> oh yeah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for just using that word alone
00:00 <STINKFIST> fucking interloper
00:00 <STINKFIST> man that's a good album
00:00 <STINKFIST> what I needed to know...
00:00 <STINKFIST> who made you the interloper?
00:00 <beehhh> why pay more to die
01:00 <STINKFIST> I'd kill you for free
01:00 <STINKFIST> sign on the dotted line
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <beehhh> atleast i'be at my aunt bedside when she passes on
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> please do
01:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST are you that guy smacked two kids on national tele
01:00 <beagle> after yearssssssssssssss i had haircut to see it please add me on spokezy skype
02:00 <beagle> no body needs me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I heard this
02:00 <beagle> send girls
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I creamed myself
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XQV63E0GU
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L7 - Shove (Dec 17, 2008) - Category: Music - 148,275 views - likes (98.5%), 13 dislikes (1.5%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like the first L7 EP when it came out 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Smell the Magic indeed
03:00 <Bastardly_One> L7 have reformed
03:00 <STINKFIST> good call
03:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to the power of Facebook
04:00 <STINKFIST> classic L7
04:00 <STINKFIST> reformed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *bounces*
04:00 <STINKFIST> lol, not to be cynical.. but I am not too pumped
04:00 <STINKFIST> smells like stink.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
04:00 <STINKFIST> I mean fucking Veruca Salt toured recently
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have those a lot to thank those girls on a personal non music way
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of got into a lot of trouble in the US
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for the drummer and the guitarist
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean like broke as fuck 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not a US citizen to claim one thing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
05:00 <STINKFIST> well, more power
05:00 <STINKFIST> but I am still not excited about L7 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> those two took turns letting me use their floor and feeding me for a while
05:00 <STINKFIST> not like I was about Pixies
06:00 <Bastardly_One> great
06:00 <STINKFIST> unrelated again... I wish fucking Rancid would tour
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have Debaser in my head
06:00 <STINKFIST> ever.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish Rancid would just die
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> really?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> old
07:00 <STINKFIST> lol 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am old
07:00 <STINKFIST> fuck you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
07:00 <STINKFIST> Rancid are great
07:00 <STINKFIST> I am a massive fan of their proper punk shit as opposed to the reggae
07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsEnha9Q94
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel - A.Ramrod (Mar 27, 2012) - Category: Music - 2,756 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <STINKFIST> but there is good music there
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking classic this song
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jim Thirwell
07:00 <STINKFIST> anything Feotus is classic
07:00 <STINKFIST> foetus*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> another genius
08:00 <STINKFIST> can't keep up with all the bloody name changes
08:00 <STINKFIST> but Foetus is Foetus
08:00 <Lish> Ok I'm too old for this time of day
08:00 <Lish> Laters peeps
08:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... he is just Jim Thirwell now
08:00 <STINKFIST> which, as mentioned, Ministry.
08:00 <STINKFIST> bring it.
08:00 <STINKFIST> CYA LISH!
08:00 <STINKFIST> MISH YOU MUSH!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya lish
08:00 <Lish> ;) 
08:00 <STINKFIST> BYE BYE LA!
08:00 <Lish> Keke
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you better get out of town by sundown sun
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't like you're kind around here!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you might as well have one ... club ... foot
09:00 <STINKFIST> thought you were Vandalising
09:00 <Bastardly_One> has the best line ever
09:00 <STINKFIST> bit of Mohawk Town
09:00 <Bastardly_One> say what you mean and say it mean!
09:00 <beehhh> irc gave me a lump in the head except nothing else
10:00 <STINKFIST> hopefully two in the nads
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the other thing with Ministry
10:00 <STINKFIST> to stop breeding
10:00 <Bastardly_One> besides the free coke?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the loudest gigs ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the bass nearly made me ill
10:00 <STINKFIST> Pink Floyd loud?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> louder than Motorhead even
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was fucking LOUD
10:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly louder than floyd
11:00 <beehhh> im probably longest ircer in melb room been here with love joy and hate the good times n the bad times
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck was it LOUD
11:00 <Bastardly_One> might of been the coke that made it feel so loud
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't think so 
11:00 <STINKFIST> you're one of the reasons people don't use #melbourne beehhh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ST were loud too
11:00 <STINKFIST> because ST fucking rule
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Alice in Chains and they had to have the drummer from ST take over
12:00 <Bastardly_One> as AiC members kept oding on that tour
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and Layney comes out and goes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> HELLO BRISBANE!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking wasted cunt
12:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST i noticed that i felt the same about the channel
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ST are only Mike Muir now really
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a band of old black guys
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and what appears to be a crackhead on one guitar
13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qN2uTXqDS8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suicidal Tendencies Live at Java Rockin land 2013 (Jul 10, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 525,081 views - 2,435 likes (95.1%), 125 dislikes (4.9%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can see on that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thats a good ST gig considering it's just Mike really now
14:00 <beehhh> http://markets.fage.eu/sites/default/files/styles/280x280_product_full/public/imp_pictures/strained_yogurt_5kg_1.jpg?itok=_X4E32_3
16:00 <beehhh> not many american rock stars lives in downunder
16:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair
16:00 <STINKFIST> ST also has a pit of nutters
17:00 <STINKFIST> that helps
17:00 <beehhh> majority residence are of asian origins
17:00 <STINKFIST> I saw Regurgitator play in China once
17:00 <STINKFIST> that was rad
17:00 <STINKFIST> I knocked out another Australian in the pit
17:00 <STINKFIST> cos he was a wanker
17:00 <STINKFIST> it was a good night
17:00 <beehhh> add tuna n bit root slice with yogurt and with toast
18:00 <beehhh> you know you could get hit by a bus
19:00 <British^Meat> i piss alone
19:00 <STINKFIST> BM has no mates at the piss trough
19:00 <STINKFIST> cos BM sprays it allllll around the room
19:00 <STINKFIST> fucking 3rd place in the league mate
19:00 <STINKFIST> how about them apples
19:00 <British^Meat> gr8 innit :)
19:00 <STINKFIST> brilliant
19:00 <beehhh> no he drinks his own piss and orgasms on his face
19:00 <British^Meat> fa cup?
20:00 <British^Meat> who needs it
20:00 <STINKFIST> got a good pom mate here
20:00 <STINKFIST> he's a Chelsea fan
20:00 <STINKFIST> so that sucks
20:00 <STINKFIST> but he isn't a dick about it
20:00 <British^Meat> oh dear :/
20:00 <STINKFIST> he's fucking amazed
20:00 <STINKFIST> Europa minimum
20:00 <STINKFIST> Champions League quite likely
20:00 <beehhh> all the poms do in xcross is drink on the balcony
20:00 <STINKFIST> but that isn't what it's about
20:00 <beehhh> all year round
21:00 <STINKFIST> it's about being 'no one' and sticking it to the man with quality that plays for football, not big names and big cash
21:00 <STINKFIST> love it
21:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10429489_1042335565790858_6812322232328452578_n.jpg?oh=19bd3ff192c206929c6087213910cc9d&oe=55618BE6&__gda__=1432490969_501ab983a97cfe7785f6f42013cc97af
21:00 <British^Meat> cant believe it tbh
21:00 <British^Meat> figured we'd blow since we sold all our players
21:00 <British^Meat> fuckin funny that is
21:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST went to an illegal parlor in some upstairs asian lodge back in the alley way and finds out its a tranny after he blow
22:00 <British^Meat> now they are like... doing nothing :)
22:00 <STINKFIST> we were just talking LFC not long ago
22:00 <beehhh> near marrikville
22:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha
22:00 <British^Meat> ah well, we dont need em
22:00 <British^Meat> dead weights
22:00 <STINKFIST> obviously not
22:00 <STINKFIST> what I don't get it
23:00 <STINKFIST> why buy more talent than you can use?
23:00 <STINKFIST> none of these managers go to school and learn basic organisational behaviour/motivational theory?
23:00 <beehhh> now im going to only chase the money in my life in a smarter way
23:00 <beehhh> rich nation are willing to give eg USA
23:00 <British^Meat> i have to go back to doing stuff
23:00 <British^Meat> Go soton!
23:00 <STINKFIST> fuck
23:00 <STINKFIST> beehhh
23:00 <STINKFIST> chase a bus
24:00 <beehhh> if i have to
24:00 <STINKFIST> you're an embarrassment to the entire species
24:00 <STINKFIST> you don't HAVE to do anything
24:00 <STINKFIST> it's just a request
24:00 <beehhh> get a illegal footjob for 10 bucks
25:00 <beehhh> that'd be a worthwhile
26:00 <beehhh> one thing i like about sydney is quite the vibrant and multicultured
26:00 <STINKFIST> one thing I like about Sydney
26:00 <STINKFIST> possibly the best thing 
26:00 <STINKFIST> is
26:00 <STINKFIST> you're not here
26:00 <slinky_J> one thing about Slinky
26:00 <slinky_J> whut
26:00 <amelia> wot a meanie panties
26:00 <slinky_J> u hatin on me stinky
26:00 <slinky_J> :P
26:00 <STINKFIST> I might even extrapolate that to Australia
26:00 <beehhh> my presense will always be there
26:00 <STINKFIST> the best thing about Australia
26:00 <STINKFIST> is the lack of beehhh
26:00 <slinky_J> yer
26:00 <STINKFIST> I mean, we have Bengalis
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ stinky
26:00 <STINKFIST> and they're great
26:00 <slinky_J> and that unforgiving bush
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
26:00 <STINKFIST> but
26:00 <STINKFIST> no beehhh
27:00 <beehhh> too many
27:00 <STINKFIST> who isn't great
27:00 <STINKFIST> that guy
27:00 <STINKFIST> he sucks.
27:00 <slinky_J> and notthe bogan bitches that dont shave
27:00 <slinky_J> but the nothingness
27:00 <STINKFIST> bogan bitches always shave
27:00 <STINKFIST> it's all they have going for them
27:00 <slinky_J> a lot of nothing country here bro
27:00 <beehhh> brb smoko
27:00 <slinky_J> like, let's go outback
27:00 <slinky_J> for what
27:00 <slinky_J> see red dirt
27:00 <beehhh> now we re talking STINKFIST
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass aye
27:00 <STINKFIST> no
27:00 <STINKFIST> we are not talking
27:00 <STINKFIST> I am talking
27:00 <slinky_J> I stay home give a cunt a history lesson on why
27:00 <STINKFIST> and I am saying that a beehhh-less Australia is great
27:00 <STINKFIST> happy Australia Day guys
27:00 <STINKFIST> beehhh isn't here
27:00 <slinky_J> beagle and beehhh sitting in a tree
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
28:00 <slinky_J> beehhh isnt there in the head man
28:00 <STINKFIST> lol Josh
28:00 <STINKFIST> 'see red dirt'
28:00 <slinky_J> LOL
28:00 <STINKFIST> you move to QLD man?
28:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> yea i liked qld
28:00 <slinky_J> what I saw
28:00 <slinky_J> as a teen when I travelled around
29:00 <slinky_J> skipped NT 
29:00 <beehhh> QLD are good people but the climate is quite the challenge espeically the 1000000 lighteing in an hour
29:00 <STINKFIST> OK
29:00 <amelia> ahaha good people
29:00 <STINKFIST> last drink then bed
29:00 <slinky_J> nice
29:00 <STINKFIST> gotta be up in 6.5 hours to circuit train
29:00 <STINKFIST> gaids
29:00 <slinky_J> i could do that
29:00 <slinky_J> hmm
29:00 <beehhh> i hope STINKFIST gets hit by a parking fine in the morn
29:00 <slinky_J> not gonna
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <beehhh> good luck
29:00 <slinky_J> I hope stinky turns gay
29:00 <slinky_J> and I turn gay
30:00 <slinky_J> and we dont get gay for eachother
30:00 <beehhh> fifty shades of grey
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll watch - film and make loads
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> k thanks
30:00 <slinky_J> but we chat bout gay shit on facebook every ten seconds.
30:00 <amelia> kat likes gay porn?
30:00 <slinky_J> that's how gay I hope we get.
30:00 <STINKFIST> STINKFIST doesn't drive
30:00 <beehhh> i'd cope the bullet of tori
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <STINKFIST> because STINKFIST lives in the CBD and doesn't need a car
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> werdd
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, but it would be ok to watch them both grappling naked
31:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
31:00 <beehhh> STINKFIST is the reason man manus got inspired and ranshack the martin palce
31:00 <STINKFIST> I watch you Kate
31:00 <STINKFIST> and make loads
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> not on the face!
31:00 <STINKFIST> that's your meal ticket.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh beagle wants u to skype
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
31:00 <beehhh> ok
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> or what ever gay shit it is u guys do
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> jerkin
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> twerkin' 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> OK *GONE*
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima fall over
32:00 <STINKFIST> gay shit? OK!
32:00 <STINKFIST> *gone*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> poof
32:00 <STINKFIST> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFFLEZ
32:00 <STINKFIST> perfect.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> meanwhile
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> in dithneyland
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> with Beehhh and Beagle
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
34:00 <STINKFIST> Pirates of the Chittagong
35:00 <STINKFIST> Pandas is away better than Slinkyu
35:00 <STINKFIST> -u
36:00 <amelia> do not agree
37:00 <Bastardly_One> old cheese horror on 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> called the Horrors of the Black Museum
39:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
39:00 <slinky_J> STINKFIST> Pirates of the Chittagong: featuring Ham and Beehh as Ham.. the bummed out indian student living in borneo that don't like orangutans
39:00 <slinky_J> ;)
40:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
40:00 <TokenDaRing> is beehhh indian?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought he was Bangladeshi or some shit?
41:00 <simba> banglo-saxon
41:00 <STINKFIST> he is
41:00 <STINKFIST> the poor man's Indian
41:00 <STINKFIST> I mean, when India went independent, it was part of India
41:00 <STINKFIST> as was Pakistan originally
41:00 <STINKFIST> but it was clear Pakistan would be its own place pretty soon
41:00 <STINKFIST> Bangladesh... India gave it away
41:00 <simba> beehhs been deported from more countries then hes had hot meals
41:00 <STINKFIST> full of poverty, Muslims and fuck all
42:00 <STINKFIST> so politically and economically India chose the easy route
42:00 <STINKFIST> now they play the same game with Nepal
42:00 <STINKFIST> but Nepal is strategically far more important
42:00 <STINKFIST> and probably, soon, Bhutan will be the same
43:00 <STINKFIST> 80% of Bangladashi steel comes from 'ship breaking'
43:00 <STINKFIST> where ship owners, notably Greek pricks, run massive tankers aground at high tide
43:00 <nate> what about ball busting
43:00 <STINKFIST> because these days they have a 20-30 year life span
43:00 <STINKFIST> so they fill the cunts up with asbestos and other nasties (of course claiming a fee for disposal)
43:00 <STINKFIST> and run them aground in Chittagong
44:00 <STINKFIST> Bengalis pull it apart and re-sell
44:00 <STINKFIST> fucking disgusting
44:00 <STINKFIST> http://203.89.75.208/webdata/resources/images/Shipbreaking603x320.jpg
44:00 <nate> fish and chops
44:00 <slinky_J> mmm makin cous cous
44:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.shipbreakingplatform.org/shipbrea_wp2011/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shipbreaking-11-withpierretorset.jpg
44:00 <slinky_J> n veg
44:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.seanews.com.tr/images/articles/2012_07/82193/u1_ship_breaking.jpeg
45:00 <slinky_J> so fucking hungry
45:00 <nate> slinkyj ya boyfriend stinkyfist left his capslock on ;D
45:00 <slinky_J> had 3 chicken nuggets earlier
45:00 <slinky_J> hadnt eaten almost 2 days
45:00 <slinky_J> so it's drink more or eat
45:00 <slinky_J> I say drink
45:00 <amelia> you been on the crack
46:00 <nate> i say invite amelia over and drink her/him ;l
47:00 <nate> gurgle gurgle pop!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't do it amelia 
48:00 <STINKFIST> hey nate
48:00 <STINKFIST> your mum
48:00 <STINKFIST> http://likealaugh.org/laugh/the-moment-when-you-pour-the-milk-in-the-tea
48:00 <STINKFIST> not.
48:00 <amelia> kats got ma back
48:00 <STINKFIST> even.
48:00 <STINKFIST> once.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, gone bi in desperation?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> thought vag wasnt your thing?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia your best bet is to fuck beehhh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he is into trannys
49:00 <STINKFIST> Vadge Moore.
49:00 <nate> no i was offering amelia to slinky for a drink
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…. 
49:00 <STINKFIST> the ladyboys at my school love me
49:00 <amelia> I reckon I'll be jus fine where I am ey
49:00 <STINKFIST> which is fair enough
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> nate - you're a troll so your 'advice' is not needed
49:00 <amelia> I wonder wot puppies nightmare about when they nightmare
49:00 <STINKFIST> every so often I see a super long pair of legs out the corner of my eye
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes amelia!
49:00 <STINKFIST> in a little dress
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ which is fair enough
50:00 <STINKFIST> so I lean forward and look
50:00 <STINKFIST> then I realise
50:00 <nate> its not advice just do it!
50:00 <STINKFIST> Thai
50:00 <nate> slurp
50:00 <STINKFIST> still, great legs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> with heels?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my most favourite partners in crime irl was a tranny off here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she's malay though
51:00 <STINKFIST> always
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so she looked girly beforehand 
51:00 <STINKFIST> yeah we have some Indos too
51:00 <STINKFIST> but the Thais do it best
51:00 <STINKFIST> Indo/Malay automatically look like girls
51:00 <STINKFIST> the Thais look like women
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> good on em
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so did she
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> takes effort to put make up on lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> except for one tiny little thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> adams apple
53:00 <STINKFIST> I was thinking cock
53:00 <nate> men always make better women, am i right b1 :D~
53:00 <STINKFIST> and/or balls
53:00 <STINKFIST> but sure
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <STINKFIST> men make 2/3 as good women as women
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
54:00 <STINKFIST> valiant effort, but no gold star
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can't make a vagain!
54:00 <STINKFIST> I can
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i guess you've got a man gina
54:00 <STINKFIST> but I'd go back to jail
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd visit
54:00 <amelia> I think they do it by splitting the dick or something right
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://b.pcb3.fubar.com/42/41/661424/2030676778.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> guess which one is the tranny?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the one on the right of course :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> (me) 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the one in the middle ... I knew I had an old pic somewhere
55:00 <STINKFIST> if you'll visit it's worth it
55:00 <STINKFIST> OK
55:00 <STINKFIST> I am making a milo (hot) then bed
55:00 <STINKFIST> get 6 hours sleep before training
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know… i know….. i'd bring cupcakes
55:00 <STINKFIST> you're my cupcake :)
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww *blushes* 
56:00 <nate> stinkfist get that bum firm!
56:00 <amelia> run kat
56:00 <amelia> run fast
56:00 <nate> run them stairs
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
56:00 <STINKFIST> doesn't get any firmer
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> stinky is pretty awesome, 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> tall
56:00 <STINKFIST> leg day is twice a week
56:00 <amelia> tall
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> huge cock… i ain't running from that honey child 
56:00 <amelia> ahahaha
57:00 <STINKFIST> poor amelia
57:00 <amelia> oh
57:00 <STINKFIST> the mania has set in again
57:00 <nate> could poke your eye out
57:00 <STINKFIST> does anyone have smelling salts?
57:00 <STINKFIST> or bathox?
57:00 <nate> i got some smelling socks
58:00 <nate> troll away!!?! 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> poor nate
58:00 <Bastardly_One> too much bum sex sends you mad
58:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll share if you like
59:00 <amelia> the bum sex?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well if that's your thing
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he totes aims to please
00:00 <amelia> that's otay, you keep
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he just started it to confront the homophobes
00:00 <amelia> :D
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and now it's turned into an everyday annoying act
01:00 <STINKFIST> wait
01:00 <STINKFIST> before we go any further
01:00 <STINKFIST> who is sharing what bumsex
01:00 <STINKFIST> in terms of: who's bum.   and what are the terms of engagement here?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. amelia brought it up
02:00 <amelia> no no no
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nate
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he hits on to all the guys now but it's no longer amusing
02:00 <amelia> I have no idea wot you are talking about Bastardly_One
03:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I don't either 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't worry in this case
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…. bottom line
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dibs on stinkfist 
06:00 <simba> dubchats on dibbois
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I am hungry
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just noticed the time ... 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just as well I finally put dinner on before ... hurry up already
08:00 <amelia> I don't think anyone is fighting ya on that one kat
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
08:00 <Bastardly_One> a few of the ladies that know him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently would have a bit of a cat fight for him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so the rumour goes
09:00 <STINKFIST> little known fact
09:00 <STINKFIST> I am endowed with double dibs
09:00 <STINKFIST> Double Ds we call them in the business
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <STINKFIST> so if any ladies want to ride the Kate train to nirvana
09:00 <STINKFIST> all aboard
09:00 <STINKFIST> *toot toot*
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> how tall are you -  forgot 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i *
10:00 <amelia> how the gay to delete search history on s5
10:00 <Maurice> Settings, applications, clear cache
10:00 <amelia> I did that
10:00 <amelia> it deletes it from the internet browser thing
10:00 <amelia> not the google search widget thing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hold the widget down
11:00 <Bastardly_One> should go to delete from there ... or is that not what you mean?
11:00 <amelia> I wanna keep the google bar there
11:00 <amelia> jus delete the search history from it
12:00 <Maurice> Then I have no idea, I've never actually gone into the widgets
12:00 <Maurice> Which is a stupid word btw
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you're talking about but I can't see it on my model
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not an S5 though
13:00 <STINKFIST> me?
13:00 <amelia> it really is, I feel like a dickhole saying it but nothing else to call em haha
13:00 <STINKFIST> just over 2m
13:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I see
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you can 
13:00 <Maurice> Well that's pretty fucking tall
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when you hit the right button
13:00 <Bastardly_One> after being on a web page yeah?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure you can
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it just did it to me too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> pain in the arse
13:00 <Maurice> I just don't have history turned on
13:00 <STINKFIST> that is an adequate description I think
13:00 <Maurice> Problem solvered
14:00 <amelia> nuh mine was turned off too but the searches still stay
14:00 <Maurice> My last suggestion is to smash it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
14:00 <Maurice> What
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll try explain it best I can
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know when you've been in a web page
14:00 <Maurice> Yes
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and you hit the right button to get out of it 
14:00 <Maurice> I don't, I close it with the X
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the search will come up sometimes?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did you search for
15:00 <Maurice> Gay porn
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> midget porn
15:00 <Maurice> Oh, you mean amelia
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah....
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess it's easier to show than explain
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no idea what she meant until it just did it
15:00 <Maurice> I never backspace out of my browser, I always X and get rid of them all
16:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'd not have 16 pages open I guess
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like mine said it did 
16:00 <Maurice> Thats correct, because I don't like seeing the numbers there
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> slows the thing down in the end anyway
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been that bored I've experimented before now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait to upgrade
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tossing up another galaxy or htc 
18:00 <Maurice> Cam got me an S4 after I threatened to take a hammer to my phone
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the battery life like on the S?
19:00 <Maurice> It wasn't so much a threat, as a promise
19:00 <Bastardly_One> S5 I should say
19:00 <amelia> I have so much shit running on my phone but the battery life seems good
19:00 <amelia> I dunno wot you think is good/shit tho
19:00 <Maurice> I find mines dies quickly if I play games or read for too long
19:00 <Maurice> Mine*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only an 3
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you only need to look at a page for a sec and it loses life
20:00 <amelia> my 3 got like that towards the end too tho
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good point ... it's probably the battery itself
20:00 <amelia> I been looking at stupid videos and using maps for a lot of the day and its on 6% now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
21:00 <amelia> and I text a lot plus was on the phone to iinet, I think its decent battery
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this s3 wouldn't let me do shit under about 10
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll go nuts and just say no no no
21:00 <amelia> yah my s4 I would have to recharge by 10am
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and battery is a big key for me 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in the country ... well it's a city
22:00 <Maurice> I use my phone constantly from when I wake up and right now it's 11.22pm and I have 36%
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I travel a bit out the city
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's when I use it ... travelling
22:00 <British^Meat> stfu Bastardly_One
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why don't you twat bat?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked a question and these two are answering it for me
23:00 <amelia> TWAT BAT
23:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHHAHA
24:00 <Bastardly_One> say the a in twat like if you were english
24:00 <Bastardly_One> twAt bat
24:00 <amelia> I DID IT
24:00 <amelia> I DELETED IT
25:00 <Bastardly_One> dont try tell me how
25:00 <amelia> I HAVE NO IDEA HOW
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just say ... that's great
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <STINKFIST> peace guys
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yay food!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> .
19:00 <Allen> hey all
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm, etc
43:00 <BlackDevil> hmmm
52:00 <BlackDevil> Suge Knight arrested for MURDER
52:00 <BlackDevil> what a gangster
56:00 <Larson> haha
56:00 <Larson> all these so called "gangsta rappers"
56:00 <Larson> are a joke
56:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up Saemon
56:00 <Larson> now hes gona go into a real prison with real crims
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah BlackDevil ... hard to avoid when you actually run the cunt over
56:00 <Larson> see how badass he is then
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as opposed to pay for a hit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> karma is a bitch 
57:00 <Larson> he's gona be raped in prison
57:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't happen to a nicer dickhead
57:00 <Larson> like in Oz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up Saemon
57:00 <Larson> fuck you prag
57:00 <Larson> give me a blow job, NOW!
58:00 <Larson> btw
58:00 <Larson> bubba ray dudley Bastardly_One :D
58:00 <Larson> how awsome was that?
58:00 <Larson> that was the only good thing about this yrs royal rumble
58:00 <BlackDevil> suge has been in prison
59:00 <BlackDevil> has been shot 6 times
59:00 <BlackDevil> bitch doesnt die
59:00 <Larson> cunts got lives like a cat
00:00 <Larson> well well well
00:00 <Larson> DemonsRun.
00:00 <DemonsRun> Hi.
00:00 <Larson> we cross paths again
00:00 <DemonsRun> We do?
00:00 <Larson> i know this day would come
00:00 <Larson> yes, we indeed do
00:00 <DemonsRun> Righto.
00:00 <Larson> i have been waiting for this moment in fact
01:00 <Larson> i want to pwn you
01:00 <DemonsRun> You wish.
02:00 <Larson> DemonsRun your father was a sperm guzzling homosexual faggot who went under a sex change.
02:00 <Larson> pWned.
02:00 <DemonsRun> Righto.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Saemon 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
03:00 <DemonsRun> I figured as much.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well you tried to be fair tonight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you appealled to my good side
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're good until you shit me again :P
04:00 <Larson> who? 
04:00 <Larson> me?
04:00 <DemonsRun> I really don't give a Fuck Jamie.
04:00 <DemonsRun> I really really don't.
04:00 <Larson> ^
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Larson> lol Bastardly_One your such a retard
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to get dickhead to go off sucking up your arse
04:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> such a try hard 
04:00 <Larson> when u gona acknowledge that people like DemonsRun, hates you
04:00 <DemonsRun> Larson, most hate you too.
04:00 <Larson> i know 
04:00 <Larson> and unlike Bastardly_One
05:00 <DemonsRun> No point trying to drag him down to your level.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be tipping more so 
05:00 <Larson> i dont act like im still liked.
05:00 <DemonsRun> Fair point.
05:00 <Larson> thats what makes Bastardly_One so retarded and embaressing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I turn the page ... unlike most of you
06:00 <DemonsRun> Sure you do.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up ... the channel was fine until you entered Saemon
06:00 <Larson> oh im sorry, do u own this channel?
07:00 <Larson> no reply
07:00 <Larson> i take it as a no.
07:00 <Larson> so why, oh why, should i do what u say Bastardly_One?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up ffs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> utter spastic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back to what I was doing before you annoyed me
07:00 <gromlet> what was that?
08:00 <Larson> fantasizing about your neices again Bastardly_One?
08:00 <Larson> u sick fuck
08:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
08:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf
08:00 <Larson> no wonder your sister and her husband kicked you out of there house Bastardly_One
08:00 <DemonsRun> Grow up Larson 
09:00 <Larson> lol
10:00 <gromlet> govek?
11:00 <gromlet> !seen govek
12:00 <DemonsRun> I feel like I'm going to be sick.
12:00 <Larson> Bastardly_One man
13:00 <Larson> im sorry, i know im just playin 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> before you bite off more than you can chew
13:00 <gromlet> what will he bite off?
13:00 <gromlet> Larson shut up
13:00 <DemonsRun> Keyboard warriors UNITE!
13:00 <gromlet> i think you need a zline for a buse
13:00 <Larson> yep, i apologise and retract those false statements Bastardly_One
13:00 <Maurice> I hope Larson is doodling comics
14:00 <Maurice> Like Gary did
14:00 <Larson> sometimes in the heat of the moment i cross the lines
14:00 <DemonsRun> You know when you need to do a decent burp? But you can't get it to come up.
14:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck that feeling. It's pissing me off.
15:00 <gromlet> burp hard
15:00 <gromlet> put fingers in mouth
15:00 <DemonsRun> P
15:00 <Maurice> Oh I can always burp
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I get full of air from coughing
16:00 <BlackDevil> coughing expels air
16:00 <DemonsRun> I can burp, just not the big one I need
16:00 <Maurice> You're just full of air fullstop
16:00 <DemonsRun> Big glass of coke
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you're gasping a fair bit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, yes I am 
16:00 <DemonsRun> Oi! Am not! Haha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she means me 
16:00 <DemonsRun> Oh wait, him.
17:00 <DemonsRun> Haha I can hear my belly growling from the coke. XD 
17:00 <Maurice> Yeah him
17:00 <Maurice> Sir
17:00 <Maurice> .....
18:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
19:00 <DemonsRun> Need sleep
19:00 <Maurice> I probably do
19:00 <Maurice> But I have 2 sleep ins until I need to do school run
19:00 <Maurice> I am so milking that shit
19:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahaha 
19:00 <DemonsRun> I would too.
19:00 <Maurice> I'm also counting down
20:00 <Maurice> They have been pissing me off for the last 7 weeks
20:00 <DemonsRun> I live like 3 blocks from the school in a small town. Carter will be walking.
20:00 <Maurice> Thats a lot of holidays
20:00 <Maurice> I live a street away from our school
20:00 <Maurice> I can't let them walk, even though one is in high school this year
20:00 <Maurice> Because they're naive and there are too many pedos about
21:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I doubt your town is as small as this.
21:00 <DemonsRun> I know everyone who drives along the streets lol
21:00 <Maurice> It's probably not, it only just became a 'city'
21:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't they start back wed here?
21:00 <Maurice> But even when I was a kid it was dodge
21:00 <DemonsRun> Potland
21:00 <DemonsRun> That place is dodge atm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Potland
22:00 <Maurice> My nipples feel really good right now
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Maurice> Just off the record
22:00 <DemonsRun> So, this guy gets his car stolen the other day
22:00 <DemonsRun> And gets BEATEN with a sawn off shot gun.
22:00 <DemonsRun> Lik wtf
22:00 <DemonsRun> Why even have it if you're not gonna use it?
22:00 <Larson> damn
23:00 <Maurice> Hangon
23:00 <Maurice> His car got stolen and he got beaten with his own gun?
23:00 <DemonsRun> Nah wasn't his own
23:00 <DemonsRun> Found out yesterday he's stepped up to be drug king pin of the area.
23:00 <Maurice> Then thats totes legit
23:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking idiot.
23:00 <Maurice> If someone wanted to steal my Cruze, I'd sign it over
23:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
24:00 <Maurice> The VF, not so much
24:00 <DemonsRun> No one gets their grubs on my xtrail
24:00 <DemonsRun> Matt asked to take it to do his course next week...
24:00 <Larson> if i had a gun, i wouldnt use it either, id only use it to intimidate
24:00 <DemonsRun> NOPE
24:00 <Maurice> I just figured the Cruze is worth 20k, the VF is worth 60
24:00 <Maurice> Take the Cruze
24:00 <Larson> big difference in jail time between possessing a gun and actually shooting it with intent
25:00 <Larson> if u get busted
25:00 <DemonsRun> Xtrail is worth 23, Ford is worth maybe... 700?
25:00 <Maurice> Both our cars are 2014 models, brand new
25:00 <Maurice> I would still sacrifice
25:00 <Maurice> I'd even hand out the kids
25:00 <DemonsRun> Insurance helps
26:00 <DemonsRun> Nup. Couldn't hand Carter over lol
26:00 <Maurice> Oh I so could
26:00 <Bastardly_One> on the Cruze
26:00 <Bastardly_One> know anyone short of cash?
26:00 <DemonsRun> I'm way too attached to him
26:00 <Maurice> Try having 3 kids over these goddamn holidays
26:00 <Bastardly_One> could probably pull off an insurance scam
26:00 <Maurice> My Cruze was only born in nov
26:00 <Maurice> So probably not
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a fair rort around these parts
28:00 <Bastardly_One> always "dumped" cars around the bush around the city
28:00 <DemonsRun> K losers. I'm going to sleep.
28:00 <DemonsRun> Night
28:00 <Bastardly_One> night
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still a bitch
28:00 <DemonsRun> K
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> night
29:00 <Larson> omg
29:00 <Larson> there he goes again....
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have to like someone to be civil idiot
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't deserve being civil to full stop
29:00 <Larson> acting all chummy n shit with people by swearing at then, dissing them'
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not even human 
29:00 <Larson> in a way that tries to make it seem that he is "close" mates with them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> says the guy with no social skills and hookers even don't show for
30:00 <Bastardly_One> now, shut up
30:00 <Maurice> DemonsRun, you wait til he's in high school that booklist alone will have you getting rid of him
30:00 <Larson> says the guy who mooches off his younger sister at 45 yrs of age
31:00 <Larson> ujustgottold.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> My booklist even at high school was enough to live off I reckon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can imagine what it'd be like now
31:00 <Maurice> Larson, are you both my brother and sister?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's semen
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the pretend no legs
31:00 <Maurice> I'm asking because both of mine mooch
32:00 <Maurice> Then when I owe them $20 they pounce
32:00 <Larson> damn
32:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me about it 
32:00 <Maurice> I am.
32:00 <Larson> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... my family remember 10 cents
32:00 <Larson> he's senile
32:00 <Maurice> They owe me 500 and 800
32:00 <Maurice> Plus what I've forgotten about
32:00 <Larson> cant blood overlook money though?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> My sister did owe me money
33:00 <Maurice> Blood can, when it's not taking the piss
33:00 <Bastardly_One> then I ended up getting her to do something and seemed fair to call it even
33:00 <Larson> Bastardly_One your days of sleepin on your sisters couch, using their water and electricity and eating their food
33:00 <Larson> more than makes up for the money she owes you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> My mom owes me like . over a grand if I add it up
33:00 <Larson> have some fucken shame
34:00 <Maurice> Or when I'm owed money but they pay for something and request paybacl
34:00 <Maurice> Payback*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot I rented there until I got the right place
34:00 <Maurice> I'm the baby, they should pay me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so go make stories up on your own time
34:00 <Larson> wow your youngest and the elder siblings mooch of you?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still welcome to rent there again if need be 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
34:00 <Larson> its supposed to be the other way round haha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> once again go make your own stories up
34:00 <Maurice> I'm the youngest, idiot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was always paying my own way
35:00 <Larson> no Bastardly_One
35:00 <Larson> centrelink and DSP pays your way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes semen
35:00 <Larson> aka taxpayers.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just seriously ... stop trying
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf America is insane
36:00 <Bastardly_One> a public lawyer got arrested
36:00 <Larson> for what?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to protect her client's rights
36:00 <Bastardly_One> doing her job
37:00 <Larson> well depends on who she did it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just fucking said doing her job idiot
37:00 <Maurice> Way to deflect
37:00 <Larson> if by protecting her clients rights, in the process she broke the law
37:00 <Larson> then by all means
37:00 <Larson> she should be jailed
37:00 <Larson> i.e she stole property or something to protect her clients rights
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who's deflecting what?
37:00 <Larson> or tresspass somewhere
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm half paying attention ... when Saemon goes on I switch off
38:00 <Larson> what im saying about the lawyer is perfect sense 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> will you seriously just stop typing?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> get the hint
39:00 <Larson> im allowed to partake in chat in the main
40:00 <Larson> and you should say the same thing to yourself you hyprocrite
40:00 <Larson> ppl in here hate you as well and yet u still come on here and act like you're liked
40:00 <Larson> you and me, we're actually very similar Jamie.
41:00 <Larson> thats probably why you resent me so much
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess he is still going on?
41:00 <Larson> you see me and you see yourself and you hate it because you hate yourself
41:00 <Bastardly_One> was easier to ignore ... had a feeling he was not gonna shut up
41:00 <Larson> lol you havent got me on ignore rofl
41:00 <Larson> i know you too well 
42:00 <Larson> asking if i am still going on, while i am still going on
43:00 <Larson> shows you are seeing me and want to try and rub it in that you supposedly have me on "ignore"
46:00 <Bastardly_One> phew!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he was right but yeah 
53:00 <gromlet> <Larson> meh suit yourself
53:00 <gromlet> <Larson> i know how to give head better than girls because unlike women, i actually have a dick of my own
53:00 <gromlet> <Larson> so i know exactly that to do to pleasure it properly
53:00 <gromlet> who is that?
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <Maurice> Doubt it
56:00 <gromlet> who is it?
57:00 <Maurice> Oh double hash channel
57:00 <Maurice> Says it all
58:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I suspect it's evading a line it got earlier too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> think a qline
58:00 <gromlet> I can leave the chan if it bothers you all so much. nobody is speaking just someone called Taco saying things
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're most likely chipe
59:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssssssssssst
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not stupid and neither am I 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice I mean 
59:00 <gromlet> no Idead
59:00 <gromlet> sorry
59:00 <gromlet> Taco invited me told me of free @ops but didnt give me
00:00 <Maurice> Now its my bedtime, I'm out
00:00 <Maurice> Ciao
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ty just in case
00:00 <Bastardly_One> night
40:00 <Skirmish> It is a lot quieter this morning. Such a lovely atmosphere without slinky_J ranting. 
51:00 <Sunbeam> evening folks :)
52:00 <fp> hey beamer, long time :)
52:00 <Skirmish> Hey Sunbeam, how are you today? 
52:00 <Sunbeam> hiya fp how yer doin?
53:00 <Sunbeam> hi Skirmish i'm good thanks...how you doin?
54:00 <Skirmish> Providing the guy that's coming in tonight does so as early as I did for him this morning ... I will have a great day. 
54:00 <Skirmish> It's night time for you isn't it Sunbeam? 5:55am here. 
55:00 <Sunbeam> fingers crossed for you then
55:00 <Sunbeam> 6:55 pm here or 18:55
56:00 <Skirmish> Have you had much snow since Christmas? 
56:00 <Sunbeam> not really
56:00 <Sunbeam> we did have a covering yesterday
57:00 <Skirmish> Would you say it's been a warm winter? 
57:00 <Sunbeam> hmmmm a normal winter for us so far
02:00 <Skirmish> It's been quite cool here the last maybe 4 or 5 days. Has been a nice break from days in the mid 30's. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
04:00 <Sunbeam> i couldn't cope with your heat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> at least someone got summer then
04:00 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we've had a UK summer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' to ya sunny :)
05:00 <Skirmish> Sunbeam: I appreciate my job allows me to spend a majority of my time in air conditioned comfort. 
05:00 <Sunbeam> that's good then Skirmish
06:00 <Skirmish> Top of 24 degrees today says the man on the radio. Another lovely cool day. 
07:00 <Sunbeam> my kinda day
07:00 <Sunbeam> 3C here atm
08:00 <Skirmish> Any wind? 
08:00 <Sunbeam> not really
08:00 <Skirmish> That's ok then. I hate wind chill.
08:00 <Sunbeam> it's dark ...so can't tell with my windometer (tree) in garden lol
08:00 <Skirmish> lol 
08:00 <Sunbeam> it wasn't windy earlier when i was out
09:00 <Skirmish> I should have tried to remember to bring some breakfast to work. 
10:00 <Skirmish> Greek Yoghurt will have to do. bbl
10:00 <Sunbeam> ok
11:00 <Sunbeam> a banana sliced up to pour that over would be good
27:00 <Skirmish> Not a huge fan of banana. It has to be ripe 'just right' and I have to be in the right mood. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> finally!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've hit my wall
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I go now
30:00 <norti> hugs Sunbeam :)
59:00 <Skirmish> Good morning Loof. How are you today? 
59:00 <Skirmish> How about you Ana_Ng? How are you doing? Calmed down from your patriotic defence of the USA?
04:00 <Loof>  /ignore guacho
17:00 <Skirmish> AORD is back up over 5500. Good news. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Morning Kelevra. 
06:00 <Kelevra> Morning Skirmish, how are you?
07:00 <Skirmish> Bored at the moment. 
07:00 <Kelevra> Bloody sneezed and peed abit this morning, first time its happened, laughed my head off lol
07:00 <Skirmish> Listening to a history podcast. 
07:00 <Kelevra> Oh history of?
07:00 <Skirmish> World war 1
08:00 <Kelevra> Oh cool
08:00 <Kelevra> Finding out stuff you didn't already know?
09:00 <Skirmish> It's a guy named Dan Carlin. He does a variety of topics. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have always been interested in History, this guy just puts a far more indepth and interesting slant on it. 
09:00 <Kelevra> Are you going to watch Gallipoli?
10:00 <Skirmish> Free to download his recent stuff from itunes or his website. Check it out if it's something you're interested in. 
10:00 <Skirmish> Is that the tv show? 
10:00 <Kelevra> I can't multitask, it leads to me peeing myself. Might check it out when bug goes to bed
10:00 <Skirmish> If so, probably not. I don't watch free to air tv all that often.
11:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its a new show, just seen it on the ads
11:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am the same. I can't give it my full attention unless I am not doing anything else. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Except for driving, I can do that and listen to the podcast easy enough. 
11:00 <Skirmish> My son listens to them too. He's right into them. 
12:00 <Kelevra> I seriously am scared to drive so I imagine if I got my license I'd be driving by myself and couldn't do anything nor listen to anything haha
12:00 <Skirmish> I guess it depends on the person you are. I love driving. Always relaxed when I am driving. 
13:00 <Kelevra> Lol Angelina is dancing to the hilltop hoods
13:00 <Skirmish> Cosby Sweater? 
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol
13:00 <Skirmish> It's a catchy song! 
13:00 <Kelevra> She's swaying, looks so hippy
15:00 <Skirmish> He's focusing a lot on the Americans and Russians between 1914 and 1916 in this podcast. Goes for 3.5 hours. 
15:00 <Kelevra> Holy shit
17:00 <Skirmish> This is the last installment (5) and each installment goes for 2 to 3 hours. 
17:00 <Skirmish> I need to cut my fingernails. 
18:00 <Skirmish> When I type my fingernail is hitting the keys. I hate it. 
20:00 <Kelevra> My dad has the cocaine pinky nail going, looks so ghey
20:00 <Skirmish> lol
21:00 <Kelevra> The more he ages the weirder his look gets
21:00 <Kelevra> If I were younger I'd shave his head and cut his nails
21:00 <Kelevra> Lol
22:00 <Skirmish> There we go. Fingernails cut. Much better. 
24:00 <Kelevra> Eh nappy time, I envy you. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Won't be long until she doesn't need them anymore. 
28:00 <Skirmish> I need a coffee. 
31:00 <Kelevra> Lol my step mum told me to start potty training her now
31:00 <Kelevra> I imagine she'd piss all over my house
31:00 <Kelevra> =/
32:00 <beagle> my kingdom for a tally ho paper
32:00 <beagle> i have to walk station
33:00 <beagle> they were talking about word 'pom' in julias aussie pal room , apparently the only real poms are you .... from melbourne 
33:00 <beagle> prisoner of mother england
33:00 <beagle> yeah well im sure u love to hear that lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: Huggies pull ups made toilet training a lot easier and less messy if there was an accident. 
35:00 <beagle> im sure she would look after a baby like an animal
35:00 <beagle> so make sure u tell her how to look after him/her
35:00 <beagle> naaaaaaaaaaa i dont think kelevera mel, wants babies
36:00 <beagle> she is too much of a tripper
36:00 <beagle> does she have any kids ? do u mel
36:00 <Skirmish> There are so many users there that are mentally ill. 
36:00 <beagle> im hoping u do i guess
36:00 <beagle> well she wouldnt have any 
36:00 <beagle> cause they would grow up faster than her
36:00 <beagle> lol
36:00 <beagle> and she would be jealous
41:00 <Christopher> lols
41:00 <Christopher> who the fuck is aliusd
42:00 <Christopher> should be alisud
42:00 <Christopher> cause illict drugs are soap
42:00 <Christopher> lols
42:00 <Christopher> what cunt
42:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* and now there is two.
43:00 <Kelevra> Chad I have a 13 month old..
43:00 <Kelevra> I thought you knew lol
44:00 <Kelevra> And I don't know where this attitude you have with me came from but I've only ever been nice to you
44:00 <Christopher> Lumeah3
44:00 <Lumeah3> Hi chrissy 
44:00 <Kelevra> I didn't piss in your wardrobe or shave your head
45:00 <Skirmish> It's beagle. Christopher's twin brother. 
45:00 <Kelevra> Lol
46:00 <Skirmish> Both of them poster worthy images of what happens when you abuse drugs. 
47:00 <Kelevra> I don't think chad does drugs
47:00 <Kelevra> He's just naturally fucked
47:00 <Kelevra> Lol
48:00 <Skirmish> Brain is borken. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I love that word. 'Borken'. 
49:00 <Kelevra> Sounds like a euro name
49:00 <Kelevra> My name is Borken
49:00 <Skirmish> lol 
54:00 <Kelevra> Lol my sister just called her work and goes 'I'm not coming in today' the boss asks why and she goes 'cause my bf is a faggot'
54:00 <Kelevra> Lol
55:00 <Kelevra> They stayed up arguing so she's too tired for work
55:00 <Kelevra> Lazy little shit
56:00 <Skirmish> What does she do? 
56:00 <Kelevra> She works at Vic market at a food shop
56:00 <Kelevra> Bloody easy work and cash in hand
56:00 <Skirmish> I can imagine the co-ordinators face if I used that excuse one day "Not coming in, my bf is a faggot". 
56:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
57:00 <Skirmish> "Well, if you have a bf then yes, he is a faggot ... why aren't you coming in?
57:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
58:00 <Kelevra> I hope they both go out, I hate it when they argue, makes me feel tense
10:00 <Skirmish> Hold old is your sister? 
16:00 <Kelevra> 20
17:00 <Kelevra> The shit passionate age
17:00 <Skirmish> The age where you can still love someone in your mind yet argue with them constantly. 
17:00 <Skirmish> I like not putting up with shit from my partner. It's lovely. 
18:00 <Kelevra> Yeah they claim to love each other but bicker like all
18:00 <Kelevra> Hell
18:00 <Skirmish> Ah to be young. 
18:00 <Skirmish> I wish I could be 20yo again and know what I know now. Would be fantastic. 
19:00 <Skirmish> I would dodge so many shitty relationships.
19:00 <Kelevra> Haha
19:00 <Kelevra> I probably would've masturbated
19:00 <Kelevra> Lol
19:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't be able to see my current mrs though ... because she would be 14 lol. 
24:00 <Kelevra> Haha
24:00 <Kelevra> Yeah that'd be abit yuck
33:00 <Skirmish> Come to think of it ... it would be difficult to go back to 20yo knowing what I do now. 
33:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/rythmic-vibes
33:00 <Christopher> doof
33:00 <Skirmish> Because unless I make the mistake that is Ethan's mum ... I don't get an awesome kid. 
33:00 <Christopher> techno
34:00 <Kelevra> Yeah that's true
40:00 <Loof> RIP #melbourne
43:00 <Skirmish> What's wrong with Loof now? 
53:00 <Kelevra> He might be going back to the loony farm, who knows, I'm sure he'll be back
55:00 <Skirmish> Of course.
02:00 <Skirmish> lol I love watching top gear. 
02:00 <beagle> that uk show
02:00 <beagle> its trippy
02:00 <beagle> its everywhere
02:00 <beagle> enjoy
02:00 <beagle> i need go and buy smokes back soon
04:00 <Skirmish> Hope he gets kidnapped by Albanian sex traders. 
07:00 <simba> hope he gets sexed by albanian kidnappers
16:00 <Skirmish> Wouldn't Lucy get jealous if that happened? 
21:00 <Skirmish> Well my day just got that little bit better. Hai Nikky`:) 
23:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
23:00 <Nikky`> Glad I can make your day a little better
23:00 <Skirmish> Me too. 
23:00 <Skirmish> How is your weekend so far? 
23:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ok, need more sleep - had to get up early to drop car off *sigh*
23:00 <Nikky`> Hows work>
24:00 <Skirmish> Boring as can be today, but the weather is lovely. A little cloud but mostly sunny and 24 degrees. 
24:00 <Nikky`> Its lovely here also - nice breeze
25:00 <Skirmish> brb work stuff
30:00 <Kelevra> Omg is he still with Lucy?
31:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. I've seen him still mention the name. I am still convinced it's an animal. 
32:00 <Kelevra> Nah its this nutty chick who looks 15
32:00 <Nikky`> If some girl is willing to do it with beagle..then, well.. I say no more
32:00 <Kelevra> She shaved her head thinking it'd grow back thicker
32:00 <Skirmish> Ah now the puzzle pieces fit. 
32:00 <Skirmish> She's just as munted in the brain as he is. 
32:00 <Kelevra> Haha, john apparently cammed chad and saw her
33:00 <Kelevra> Years ago though
33:00 <Kelevra> I still laugh that Dylan went to chads house, he probably wouldn't have if he wasn't drunk as all fuck
35:00 <Nikky`> Dylan be crazy..even if drunk
35:00 <Nikky`> Lucky he got out alive
36:00 <Kelevra> Haha he peed in chads wardrobe and shaved the centre of his head that night
36:00 <Kelevra> When he told me I said 'bullllllshit' and he said 'Nah I swear' then I asked chad and he goes 'Dylan can't cut hair properly'
37:00 <Kelevra> Lol
37:00 <Nikky`> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> If someone urinated anywhere in my house other then the loo, I'd have been murderous lol
38:00 <Nikky`> Same
38:00 <Nikky`> They best get running
38:00 <Kelevra> Haha
39:00 <LeMz> oh em gee
39:00 <LeMz> is that Nikky..
39:00 <Kelevra> Hey tim
39:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. coz LeMz also peed in my house, still running
39:00 <Nikky`> haha jk
39:00 <Kelevra> You've been off the map for a while
39:00 <LeMz> ummmmmm hi... mel?
39:00 <LeMz> yer i have
39:00 <Kelevra> Yup
39:00 <LeMz> busy busy usy
39:00 <Nikky`> He is too busy playing husband
39:00 <LeMz> booyah
39:00 <Kelevra> Aww
40:00 <LeMz> haha i dont even really have time for that atm between travelling for work, the wife working when i am home
40:00 <Kelevra> Did you get married? I saw you have a woman which is cool
40:00 <LeMz> yer got married like nearly 2 years ago lol
40:00 <LeMz> well 18 months
40:00 <Kelevra> Omg!
40:00 <Kelevra> Grats
41:00 <LeMz> haha thanks
41:00 <Nikky`> What work?
41:00 <LeMz> work work
41:00 <LeMz> you know that thing that you dont do at the start of every year :P
42:00 <LeMz> Nah doing rollouts for Telstra across melb/sydney/brisbane
42:00 <LeMz> and why the fudge are my games lagging so much
42:00 <Nikky`> Cheeky cunt 
42:00 <Nikky`> Because its not time to nerd it up
42:00 <LeMz> but it is!
42:00 <LeMz> first weekend ive been at home forever!
42:00 <Nikky`> Nah
43:00 <Nikky`> you poor baby
43:00 <Nikky`> The car I got from Holden is Astra wagon - I am not sure I like it but oh well, it is a car for week while mine is fixed 
43:00 <Nikky`> they could have cleaned it and filled the tank tho 
43:00 <LeMz> well that would explain the lag
44:00 <Skirmish> Nah they want you to do that. 
44:00 <LeMz> god damn inlaws internet being dodgy
44:00 <LeMz> need new line filters
44:00 <Nikky`> I know but they will get it back with same amt of petrol in it
44:00 <Skirmish> They gave me a Cruze for 2 weeks when my lancer was getting re-painted. I only cleaned the windscreen and I gave it back with less fuel in it compared to when I took it. 
45:00 <Kelevra> Telstra sucks I updated my app and cant remember my password
45:00 <Nikky`> I was hoping to get Cruze again but nope, this damn wagon
45:00 <Kelevra> Nor my username
45:00 <Nikky`> I wanted smidge smaller car
46:00 <Kelevra> Lol I just got told I'm invited to go out for dinner but I had my heart set on being a couch squatter all day today, fail
47:00 <Nikky`> Invited does not mean you have to go
47:00 <Nikky`> I wanted early night last night, that didn't happe
47:00 <Kelevra> I'll just say I'm lazy and cbf getting dressed, its the truth
47:00 <Kelevra> Lol
47:00 <Nikky`> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> PJs ftw!
47:00 <Nikky`> Its what id say
47:00 <Kelevra> Haha
47:00 <Skirmish> I hated the cruze I got. It was a piece of shit.
47:00 <Nikky`> I have few things to do but will soon be in pjs and sleeping some more
47:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but for loan car it was ok
48:00 <Nikky`> My shares have gone up - woohoo in the big bucks now
48:00 <Kelevra> Ooooooer sugar mumma
48:00 <LeMz> this is really starting to annoy me mnow
48:00 <LeMz> now*
48:00 <Kelevra> _iikiool 
49:00 <Kelevra> -Bobby-utobmjngmno',j'-nhmujj
49:00 <LeMz> screw this
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <Digerati> ciggy butt brainnnnnn
54:00 <slinky_J> My dick, larger than the CHargers, the whole team your shit looks like you're fourteen!
54:00 <slinky_J> My dick is like supersized, your dick, looks like two fries!
54:00 <slinky_J> mel!
54:00 <Skirmish> lol it barely takes any effort to do it. More effort goes into the shit that dribbles down this channel from users. 
55:00 <Digerati> salami malaka
55:00 <slinky_J> ah need sleep
55:00 <Digerati> more speed slinky_J
55:00 <slinky_J> wana go to sleep holdin me Digerati? not in a homo way
55:00 <slinky_J> lolz
55:00 <simba> try hard isnt about effort its about what youre trying to do
55:00 <couleurs> Happy Super Bowl Day Every One
55:00 <Skirmish> The blog is worth your time to comment, but the endless streaming of nonsense from users who engage in personal monologues in this channel is worth ignoring? 
56:00 <Digerati> your a dick
56:00 <Digerati> go to bed
56:00 <Skirmish> He's just desperate for some human interaction Digerati. Don't be so nasty. 
56:00 <Digerati> ok
56:00 <Digerati> i am 47 mate, not 17'
56:00 <Skirmish> *thumbs up* Keep up the good work.
56:00 <Loof> they breakin up the party CAUSE IT SMELL LIKE GANJA
56:00 <simba> yes personal monologues are worth ignoring
56:00 <simba> theyre very boring
56:00 <simba> as is pasting them into a blog and tagging a 4chan meme on the end
57:00 <Skirmish> When you are slinky_J you have to take whatever is available. He doesn't care how old you are. 
57:00 <Digerati> wish i could find a nasty 18 year old to do me, not under but offcourse... just saying it would be a nice way to (fulfill) my heart
57:00 <Digerati> heart attack :) hahah
57:00 <simba> try googling some images of rainbows today Skirmish have a smile on ur dial :)
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> I'm always smiling. 
58:00 <Digerati> that's what my cousin did, he is 55
58:00 <Digerati> marrys a filipino woman aged 18
58:00 <Digerati> i mean it is a grand thing to marry a young women that age, so as to have a young mother, cos i am old
59:00 <Digerati> and by the time the kid turns 20 i will probably be dead
59:00 <Digerati> or an extremly old fart
59:00 <Digerati> but...
59:00 <Digerati> no many women mature at 18
59:00 <Digerati> same with men Skirmish
59:00 <simba> im always smirking
59:00 <Skirmish> Everyone is happy then! 
59:00 <Loof> same i'm smirkin buds now
00:00 <Digerati> least the child will have a young mother
00:00 <Digerati> i am planning on the phillipines
00:00 <Digerati> marry a filipino
00:00 <Digerati> they seem to get along well with aussies
00:00 <Digerati> least i hope so anyway :)
00:00 <simba> me 2
01:00 <Digerati> my cousin married a 18 year old, aged 55, now he has 5 children
01:00 <Digerati> filipino woman
01:00 <Loof> nice
01:00 <Skirmish> YAY for stoners
02:00 <Digerati> for men it dont matter what age they marry
02:00 <Loof> mmm herie http://instagram.com/p/yVoiy0PwwT/
02:00 <simba> weed themed country music
02:00 <Loof> reggae mon
02:00 <couleurs> lol
03:00 <Digerati> long as you got a dick and can cum, your finer
03:00 <Digerati> fine
03:00 <Digerati> slinky_J : you got to hide your love away
04:00 <Digerati> you need a woman in your life man
04:00 <Digerati> i been through 3 phases
04:00 <Digerati> yo nate
04:00 <Digerati> TAKE DEM PANTIES OFF!
04:00 <nate> cotton flower pattern?
04:00 <couleurs> same thing.........
04:00 <Loof> country sucks dick
04:00 <simba> jah rudeboy selecta etc
05:00 <nate> slinky is looking for a wife?
05:00 <couleurs> kool
05:00 <Loof> dont know what that is
05:00 <simba> Shit Rastas Say
05:00 <simba> Vol II
05:00 <Loof> ah maybe pop "rastas"
06:00 <Digerati> slinky_J is teh man !
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Loof> like shaggy
06:00 <simba> no the new one is badman
06:00 <Loof> damn
07:00 <Loof> thats all we need
08:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Digerati> i was just kidding slinky_J :/ fuck you take shit seriousy bro :(
08:00 <couleurs> agreed.
09:00 <slinky_J> lolol
09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7fZ4wxWP1Q
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Australian soldiers almost run over by APC (May 26, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 58,798 views - 274 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
09:00 <couleurs> lmao
10:00 <slinky_J> i went out for a cig
10:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
10:00 <slinky_J> hmm
10:00 <slinky_J> i feel like maybe gettin a nice sixer
10:00 <slinky_J> n couple stouts yum yum
10:00 <couleurs> keeping us safe
10:00 <couleurs> go boys !
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> Fuckhead
11:00 <simba> 9,8haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate fakers gonna fake fake fake8,9 fake fake im just gonna shake shake shake shake shake shake it off shake it off
11:00 <couleurs> -- Pieter
11:00 <slinky_J> smack dat all on the flooorr
11:00 <MusiciaN> meow
12:00 <couleurs> did u c wolfsberg
12:00 <couleurs> waht a match
12:00 <simba> saw teh result,,, Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <couleurs> they owned!!!!!!!
12:00 <slinky_J> couleurs go down shops for me
12:00 <simba> luis gustavo
12:00 <simba> shoulda kept him
12:00 <slinky_J> and pick up some salad yo
12:00 <slinky_J> some beers
12:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/UniqueWebbedAldabratortoise
12:00 <slinky_J> ill give you a copy of fifa 16 kk
13:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/EmotionalEarnestBoilweevil
13:00 <simba> outstanding
13:00 <simba> fk bambozle them
13:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/VioletEmptyGalah
13:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/SilentEquatorialCobra
13:00 <couleurs> top class goles
14:00 <couleurs> all 4
14:00 <simba> 3rd min
14:00 <Vagisil> i kissed a girl then i sharted
15:00 <simba> psg gole lavezzi finally back
15:00 <couleurs> bayerns gole was soft it like rebounded off the gk
15:00 <couleurs> Losers.
16:00 <couleurs> ya
16:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/GracefulConstantAustraliancurlew
16:00 <couleurs> that 1
16:00 <couleurs> epl sux!!!!!!!
17:00 <Vagisil> man queenslands consititution blwos cunt
17:00 <Vagisil> have a premier that doesnt have a seat
17:00 <Vagisil> how fucking retarded
17:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXx489yL6PE
17:00 <couleurs> lmao
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Girl look how orange you fucking look girl (Nov 5, 2013) - Category: Gaming - views - 3,332 likes (99%), 32 dislikes (1%)
18:00 <Vagisil> actually i hope he does it... i hope he stays premier without a seat
18:00 <Vagisil> that would really piss the people off.. all that money and benefits spent on someone that wasnt even elected
19:00 <nate> we know how politics work, come in break all promises, do fucked up shit then laugh and leave
20:00 <nate> surely u can make them keep to their promises, or hang them?
20:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:00 <nate> now thats how it should work
20:00 <Vagisil> yeh thats all well and good nate.. but not wot im talking about
20:00 <Vagisil> queenslands consitution lets someone be elected premier.. even though they dont have a seat in an electorate
20:00 <nate> thats fine
20:00 <Vagisil> they dont have to be an MP
21:00 <Vagisil> no.. its retarded
21:00 <slinky_J> natey ;D
21:00 <slinky_J> hows ya saturday goinz
21:00 <nate> good, voted
22:00 <Vagisil> if u voted lnp im never talking to u again
22:00 <nate> should i get cola or shouldnt i, so fatty
22:00 <couleurs> vote 4 me and i'll make all you're dream come tru
22:00 <couleurs> -- pedro rodriguez heraldo
22:00 <Vagisil> and if u didnt vote labor either i hope u voted for that bloody lemon laws 4 aus chick lol
23:00 <slinky_J> hmm
23:00 <slinky_J> well ima get beer sometime
23:00 <slinky_J> so i say get cola!!!!!
23:00 <slinky_J> get ALL the colas ;)
23:00 <Vagisil> i got home made ice coffee courtesy of nespresso lol
23:00 <nate> i voted for a young independent, long hair everything ;l
24:00 <Vagisil> oh god which one
24:00 <nate> i live in redcliffe
24:00 <slinky_J> I vote for prossies in government
24:00 <Vagisil> cochini?
24:00 <slinky_J> they know how to fuck shit realllllly well
24:00 <slinky_J> got experience
24:00 <slinky_J> hookin is politics yo!
24:00 <Vagisil> or the one that belted his kid
24:00 <slinky_J> i love beltin kids
24:00 <slinky_J> kfkn deserve it
25:00 <slinky_J> stop crying you cunt
25:00 <nate> i love him belting his kid just before election
25:00 <nate> why not do it after 
25:00 <nate> :D
25:00 <slinky_J> no I will not make you food this took me four hours to make for me
25:00 <slinky_J> little shit
25:00 <slinky_J> go eat some grass like a sick dog you fuck
25:00 <Skirmish> I hope you come down off the drugs soon slinky_J. You're even more of a wanker than normal at the moment. 
25:00 <Vagisil> he didnt know someone was watching and would leak securuty footage? lol
25:00 <slinky_J> bury you outside next to your mother.
25:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxrI31Vait8
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marijuana Moms in Beverly Hills (Jun 18, 2013) - Category: News & Politics - 418,492 views - 2,505 likes (90.9%), 252 dislikes (9.1%)
25:00 <couleurs> lol stupid rich people
26:00 <Vagisil> he quit the election anyway.. if u voted for him u voted donkey
27:00 <couleurs> Happy Valentines Day !
28:00 <Vagisil> lol our renter sent mms to us this morning
28:00 <Vagisil> looks like some coon has pinched the lid to the sewer inspection 
28:00 <slinky_J> happy valentines day couleurs
28:00 <Vagisil> has poop n water n shit flowing down the driveway
28:00 <slinky_J> i think ur so speshill in my life
28:00 <slinky_J> <3
28:00 <Kelevra> Sounds yummy
28:00 <slinky_J> so i bort you some packets of cous cous
29:00 <slinky_J> oh fk me I forgot i dld The Big Hit
29:00 <couleurs> but i want pizza
29:00 <slinky_J> k i buy u pizza
29:00 <slinky_J> a nice speshil one from this greek pizzaria
30:00 <slinky_J> if u let me play fifas
30:00 <couleurs> PiZZa_PiE
30:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
30:00 <slinky_J> mm 
30:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: Why would you make that up?
30:00 <slinky_J> full on deep as pie ay
30:00 <slinky_J> balls deep kinda pizza pie
31:00 <couleurs> FiFa^BaLLs
31:00 <Vagisil> make what up
31:00 <Skirmish> 13:28 Vagisil: has poop n water n shit flowing down the driveway
31:00 <Vagisil> crackhead
31:00 <Vagisil> yeah..
31:00 <Skirmish> Taking the inspection cover off does not then result in what flows through the pipes bubbling up. 
31:00 <Vagisil> REALLY
32:00 <Vagisil> but once there is a blockage it would
32:00 <Vagisil> u fucking retard
32:00 <Skirmish> So taking the lid caused the blockage? 
32:00 <Vagisil> omg.
32:00 <Vagisil> /ignore
32:00 <Skirmish> Don't get aggressive because you got caught in a lie. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Just don't tell lies and you can avoid this situation. 
32:00 <Kelevra> Seems weird, maybe they had a huge party last night
32:00 <Vagisil> im gona upload a pic
32:00 <Vagisil> just coz skirmish is a rando cunt
33:00 <Vagisil> 2 hakata place merriwa 6030
33:00 <Vagisil> so u can verify on fucking google maps
33:00 <Vagisil> u rando cunt
33:00 <Kelevra> ..
33:00 <Skirmish> lol check this guy out.
33:00 <Kelevra> Sif anyone really cares
33:00 <Skirmish> ^
33:00 <Kelevra> I know addresses and stuff
33:00 <couleurs> =p
34:00 <Skirmish> OMG I USED GOOGLE MAPS AND PICKED AN ADDRESS! SO LEGIT NOW BRUZ! 
34:00 <Kelevra> Now we can find out all your info though so that's weird
34:00 <Skirmish> No you can't. Waix is a chronic liar. 
34:00 <Vagisil> http://imgur.com/CpDcXeq
34:00 <Vagisil> thats our rental..
34:00 <Kelevra> Seems it
34:00 <Vagisil> and.. all my shit is in my dns whois anyway lol
34:00 <LeMz> Much better i think
34:00 <Vagisil> waixyourlegs.com
35:00 <Skirmish> I thought you said some coon stole the inspection cover? 
35:00 <Vagisil> YES INSIDE IS A COVER TO THE PIPE
35:00 <Vagisil> OMG.
35:00 <Kelevra> Are we supposed to really care that you have a rental that's flooded with waste?
35:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: You're meant to be hella impressed. Aren't you moist? 
35:00 <Digerati> dear diary
35:00 <Kelevra> Haha
36:00 <Digerati> today i met my first homosexual lover
36:00 <Vagisil> dear diary.. skirmish just caught out being a dumb cunt.. it was nice
36:00 <Kelevra> 'Omg he has a house he rents out'
36:00 <Vagisil> LOL
36:00 <Digerati> his name is slinky_J
36:00 <Kelevra> Let's fuck him for cashhh
36:00 <Vagisil> we have 2
36:00 <couleurs> i wanna c sluts in bikinis not driveways full of waste... enough waste in here every day if u no what i mean ;)
36:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Vagisil> 1 is being built atm
36:00 <Kelevra> Oh two
36:00 <Kelevra> Let's fuck him 
36:00 <Skirmish> Says story about abos stealing stuff .... then blames blockage. 
36:00 <Digerati> i am gentle with me
36:00 <Digerati> men
36:00 <Vagisil> * Added Kelevra!*@* to ignore list
36:00 <Vagisil> -
36:00 <Vagisil> * Added Skirmish!*@* to ignore list
36:00 <Digerati> slow paced with olive oil
37:00 <Digerati> baby oil is to expensive
37:00 <Kelevra> Aww
37:00 <Vagisil> oh thats the best
37:00 <Kelevra> How cute
37:00 <Skirmish> It's like someone is out there cloning B1 and there are all these new additions to the Austnet family that just rave on with utter nonsense. 
37:00 <Digerati> olive oil is cheaper
37:00 <Vagisil> yeah and way too mainstream
37:00 <LeMz> so i see irc hasnt realyl changed much
37:00 <Digerati> well actually
37:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil, Digerati, beagle, slinky_J. All clones. 
37:00 <Digerati> olive oil is expensive
37:00 <Vagisil> not when u raid a fish n chip shop lol
37:00 <Kelevra> Nah tim
37:00 <Digerati> cheaparse vegetable is the best for lubing
37:00 <Skirmish> Oh noes we're on ignore Kelevra! lol
37:00 <Kelevra> Its still not a pretty place
37:00 <Skirmish> WOTEVA SHALL WE DO! 
37:00 <Digerati> 'vegetable oil
38:00 <Vagisil> fuckin yeh
38:00 <Kelevra> We must /wrists
38:00 <Vagisil> engine oil
38:00 <Vagisil> 2 stroke
38:00 <Digerati> i dont think so timmm
38:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: I can't think of any other way to deal with this. /wrist it is. 
38:00 <Kelevra> Haha
38:00 <Digerati> vegetable oil should be banned
39:00 <Digerati> i will tell you that now
39:00 <Skirmish> You know the ones that tell the lies ... because they put 110% into proving themselves when challenged. 
39:00 <Kelevra> Baby girl is teething really bad so him putting me on ignore is the least of my worries
39:00 <Vagisil> poor vegetables
39:00 <Digerati> it goes off very quickly veg oil
39:00 <Digerati> first of all
39:00 <Digerati> it aint like olive oil where it can last for years
40:00 <LeMz> hrmmm
40:00 <LeMz> oh em gee its `mint!
40:00 <Kelevra> Oil is the new black
40:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: Are you buying 2 tubes of Bonjella at a time? One for bubs and one for you? 
40:00 <Vagisil> lel
40:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm bonjella. 
41:00 <Kelevra> I only use olive oil, here they use infused oil, its beautiful
41:00 <Digerati> most of the spanish and greek stuff is the best
41:00 <Digerati> spanish i love
41:00 <Digerati> carbonella
41:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: I got her bonjella but its not helping =/ its funny you mention two tubes as my teeth are hurting just from seeing her like this
42:00 <Kelevra> But I think I've been clenching my jaw cause I'm fairly frustrated
42:00 <Kelevra> Sick of seeing her like this, poor bug
42:00 <Digerati> sick ?
42:00 <Skirmish> It's an unfortunate part of being a bubbah though. 
42:00 <Digerati> sorry to intrude
42:00 <Digerati> sick of what Kelevra
42:00 <Kelevra> My friend is picking up panadol, usually I'm against it
43:00 <Kelevra> I'm sick of seeing my baby in pain
43:00 <Kelevra> I feel wretched
43:00 <Digerati> :(
43:00 <Skirmish> Get nurofen too. 
43:00 <Skirmish> If she needs it you can stack it. 
43:00 <Digerati> you are a mother and nurse Kelevra
43:00 <Digerati> a giver of life
43:00 <Kelevra> Oh yeah I forgot you can use both
43:00 <Digerati> nurse is a derogative statement
43:00 <Kelevra> Good idea
43:00 <Skirmish> :) 
44:00 <Digerati> Kelevra u are blessed
44:00 <Digerati> dont ever feel weary
44:00 <Digerati> thats a weakness
44:00 <Kelevra> I was on the verge of crying before but yeah imagine seeing a baby and mother crying lol
44:00 <Digerati> i was born a C section
44:00 <Skirmish> Have you got teethers to help the teeth break the gum? 
44:00 <Digerati> they revived me keb
44:00 <Digerati> kev
45:00 <Digerati> i was spose to be dead
45:00 <Kelevra> Yeah she's not really digging them nor the rusks
45:00 <Kelevra> She's a little hard ass
45:00 <Digerati> tickle her Kelevra and do the "goo goo" noise
45:00 <Skirmish> What kind of thermometer do you have? 
45:00 <Kelevra> Had to get her to cry it out and sleep
45:00 <Kelevra> Last night was really restless
45:00 <MrMark> anal thermometer
46:00 <Skirmish> Get an ear one. Can be a little more expensive than the oral type but they are quicker and far more accurate. 
46:00 <Digerati> well making a child cry will make them tired i spose :) hehe
46:00 <Digerati> i looked after 3 girls
46:00 <Digerati> wish i had boys :(
46:00 <Kelevra> I don't have one here unfortunately =/ I should've bought her medical kit but I didn't think
46:00 <Digerati> my wife died of cancer in 2000
46:00 <Kelevra> Oh she's definitely been tired
46:00 <Kelevra> Oh sorry to hear
46:00 <Digerati> you need to make her crawl man
46:00 <Kelevra> She walks lol
47:00 <Digerati> cool
47:00 <Skirmish> After a dose of panadol she should crash out then.
47:00 <Digerati> fuck that Skirmish
47:00 <Digerati> panadol for kids ?
47:00 <Kelevra> I thought the teething was over but then I remembered her back teeth haven't popped
47:00 <Digerati> tea works to
47:00 <Digerati> cammomile tea
47:00 <Skirmish> Digerati: Yes, panadol for kids. 
47:00 <Kelevra> I really should join a mothers group, there's so much I haven't thought of
47:00 <Skirmish> There would be heaps on Facebook. 
48:00 <Kelevra> They seem bitchy on there
48:00 <Digerati> Kelevra in china they give infants camomile tea with milk
48:00 <Digerati> try it
48:00 <Digerati> might work
48:00 <Digerati> camomile is sweet
48:00 <Kelevra> I've been called dumb and whatnot but there's just things I don't know or haven't thought of
48:00 <Digerati> that's what i gave the girls
48:00 <Vagisil> tea is gross
48:00 <Digerati> tea is gross
48:00 <Vagisil> u seen what it does to cups
48:00 <Skirmish> They also eat fried insects. Should try that too. Chinese remedies ftw. 
48:00 <Digerati> but it is a natural medicine
48:00 <Vagisil> dont need that shit in me
48:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
48:00 <Skirmish> Maybe some tiger penis soup.
48:00 <Digerati> and the best medicine there is
49:00 <Seacow> tea is dope
49:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
49:00 <Seacow> u call urself strayans
49:00 <Digerati> tea has a bit of caffeine
49:00 <Digerati> not much
49:00 <Seacow> go whiff some jasmine green tea
49:00 <Seacow> you cunts
49:00 <Digerati> it aint dope
49:00 <Digerati> jasmine hmmm
49:00 <Vagisil> i dont like anything with theobromine in it
49:00 <Skirmish> 13:48 Vagisil: dont need that shit in me    <----------- Guy is mega fat ... says he doesn't want shit in him. ROFL funniest thing ever. 
49:00 <Vagisil> does nothing for your health
49:00 <Digerati> Vagisil , you lubed well today ?
49:00 <Vagisil> occasional coffee
50:00 <Seacow> i dont like anything that hints of faggotry and seppos
50:00 <Vagisil> yeh boi
50:00 <Vagisil> but ick
50:00 <Digerati> how many pounds is she Kelevra ?
50:00 <Digerati> he
50:00 <Kelevra> She's like 13 kilos atm
50:00 <Digerati> wats dat in pounds
51:00 <Digerati> 10 pounds
51:00 <Kelevra> She's a big girl, lees kid was 17 kilos at the age of five
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm not very sure about pounds
51:00 <Skirmish> Lee's kid had to catch food in the wild for herself though. 
51:00 <Digerati> pds is how they weigh them in hospitals
51:00 <Digerati> i dont go with metrics
51:00 <Kelevra> I think 6 or so pounds
51:00 <Digerati> like kings metrics
51:00 <nate> 2.2 pounds to a kilo right?
51:00 <Skirmish> 2.2kg in a pound. 
51:00 <Vagisil> yeh
51:00 <Digerati> yeah nate
52:00 <Digerati> something like that
52:00 <Digerati> i am hopeless at math
52:00 <nate> lol
53:00 <Vagisil> god i hope labor gets qld
53:00 <Vagisil> that shitstain newman has flow on effects to the rest of the ocuntry
54:00 <Digerati> whens the next state elections ?
54:00 <nate> i fkn hate elections
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm confused, really cofused
54:00 <nate> ;D
54:00 <nate> id pick myself
54:00 <Kelevra> Newman is?
54:00 <Vagisil> its today Digerati for qld
54:00 <Digerati> fick i just remembered, i am a scrutineer in next election
54:00 <Vagisil> first january election since 1913
54:00 <Digerati> definately got to get drunk when that happens
54:00 <Vagisil> yeh my mrs does it heaps
54:00 <nate> all newman has done has cut the public sector, probably needed a clean up anyhowz ;l
54:00 <Vagisil> good money
54:00 <Vagisil> poo
54:00 <Vagisil> new internet only stays connected for 4 days at a time
54:00 <Vagisil> this sucks
54:00 <Vagisil> u fucks downloaded google earth pro yet
54:00 <StrykerX> That's weird
55:00 <Vagisil> wa state pays more than fed lol
55:00 <Digerati> they invited me the council to be scrutineer
55:00 <nate> cut cut cut!
55:00 <Digerati> i was like wtf
55:00 <Vagisil> yeahhh
55:00 <Digerati> is that compulsory or what
55:00 <Vagisil> more money
55:00 <Vagisil> take it
55:00 <Digerati> they say its like jury service
55:00 <Vagisil> lolwot
55:00 <Digerati> yeah spose
55:00 <Digerati> i get 400 out of being scrutineer
55:00 <Vagisil> dunno
55:00 <Vagisil> its free
55:00 <Vagisil> from $400 a year
56:00 <Vagisil> jane just puts her hat into the ring every election.. and then gets sent a letter saying yes and what position
56:00 <Digerati> being a HPO sucks to tell you the truth
56:00 <Kelevra> Oh politics
56:00 <Digerati> they sent me to canberra in 2002 and it sucked
56:00 <Skirmish> QLD's unemployment rate is the highest it's been in 11 years. Newman is a failure. 
56:00 <Digerati> they thought i was going nutty cos my wife died
56:00 <StrykerX> My modem's been up since the 21st
56:00 <StrykerX> @ 2.230pm
56:00 <StrykerX> 2.30pm*
56:00 <Vagisil> yeh i think its the exchange here
56:00 <Vagisil> seems to lose sync for a few minutes and not just reconnect
57:00 <Digerati> they thought wrong
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Kelevra> Death makes us all abit nutty
57:00 <nate> i dont discriminate!
57:00 <Digerati> fuck i hate how some humans go for emotional weaknesses
57:00 <Vagisil> yeh
57:00 <Vagisil> when jane decided to go back remote teaching
57:00 <nate> vaggy u wanna pop over or what!
57:00 <Vagisil> her substantive principal in perth gave her a bad reference
57:00 <Digerati> mommy lived till 90, how long am i going to fucking live for sis !
57:00 <MusiciaN> i'm on 3g
57:00 <MusiciaN> really isn't good
58:00 <Digerati> that's what i said to my sister
58:00 <Vagisil> "jane is too emotionally unstable for the RTS after just having an abortion"
58:00 <Digerati> i am 47 and a grandfather, and feel like a fucking geriatric
58:00 <Vagisil> so the principal here signed her off on 6 months.. making him her new line manager.. and then he gave a positive reference
58:00 <Vagisil> crazy bitch
58:00 <Digerati> might go fuck some single rich granny of 80
58:00 <nate> u are awesome digi!
59:00 <Digerati> be her boytoy
59:00 <nate> u can get a 30 year old, u have banter skillz
59:00 <Digerati> i wiped enough arses being an orderly at the western hospital
59:00 <Digerati> i am used to meat :/
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> lol Vagisil what was the point to telling that story? 
59:00 <Digerati> that job is demanding Vagisil
59:00 <Vagisil> im pissed with telstra
59:00 <Vagisil> im in a town of about 1600 people.. we are on 3g
00:00 <Skirmish> Where does it even fit into what the channel conversation was? 
00:00 <Digerati> you need to do a course now mate
00:00 <Digerati> to become a orderly
00:00 <Vagisil> no thanks
00:00 <Digerati> transport patients and shit to
00:00 <Vagisil> im pro maximum age :P
00:00 <Digerati> 56 grand a year
00:00 <nate> digi forking hell
00:00 <couleurs> i hat u guyz
00:00 <Digerati> work in morgue
00:00 <Vagisil> hit 70 years old.. mandatory euthanasia
00:00 <Vagisil> 350km west is another town with like 700 people.. they have 4g
01:00 <Digerati> that is where i quite my orderlys job after 20 years service
01:00 <Digerati> they put me in the morgue after 20 years
01:00 <Digerati> and i quit in a week
01:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <Digerati> dude, i saw a dead person rise and get up almost
01:00 <mandyjane> Lol sucked in 
01:00 <MusiciaN> similar boat
01:00 <mandyjane> I got adsl2 nee narr
01:00 <MusiciaN> we have adsl2 here but i'm in a big flat
01:00 <MusiciaN> big block of flats
02:00 <Vagisil> LOL
02:00 <Digerati> that was the only thing that ever scared me in my life
02:00 <Digerati> still have fucking nightmares about it
02:00 <Digerati> the dude was in his 20's, i got to know him
02:00 <mandyjane> Me too
02:00 <MusiciaN> so telstra just say, oh its only our job to connect the block of flats not your place
02:00 <StrykerX> You're so cute complaining about 4g
02:00 <StrykerX> We still don't have it here
02:00 <StrykerX> And I'm only 40 min out of Melbourne
03:00 <Digerati> he died of a bike crash
03:00 <MusiciaN> yeah there are huge patches of the capitals that don't have 4g
03:00 <StrykerX> It's a joke man
03:00 <MusiciaN> although adelaide has wimax
03:00 <StrykerX> We aren't in the 80s
03:00 <Vagisil> i could understand no 4gx
03:00 <Vagisil> but no 4g.. for fucks sake
03:00 <Vagisil> we dont even have a wholesale pop
04:00 <Digerati> that made me want to get the bike out again and do what he did
04:00 <Digerati> he was not suicidal
04:00 <Digerati> neither am i
04:00 <Skirmish> You should so do it Digerati. 
04:00 <Digerati> just that i thought about going country and doing some ramps
04:00 <Digerati> that was 20 years ago man
04:00 <Digerati> sorry 10
04:00 <Skirmish> Be a rebel without a cause. Get on a motorbike and do everything you know that is dangerous. 
04:00 <Vagisil> no optus coverage
04:00 <Vagisil> its gay as aids
04:00 <StrykerX> Do you live in a shack?
04:00 <MusiciaN> wow no optus wtf
04:00 <MusiciaN> you must be really in the middle of nowhere
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
04:00 <StrykerX> In a forest?
04:00 <Vagisil> halls creek
05:00 <Digerati> motorbikes are awesome
05:00 <Digerati> that kid was awesome, saw his vids, so young 20
05:00 <Kelevra> Population cull
05:00 <Kelevra> Sounds good
05:00 <Digerati> we willl grow in Australia Kelevra
05:00 <MusiciaN> do you live in a giant hollowed out mushroom
05:00 <Vagisil> no.... mango
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <Digerati> we can fit twice as much as china
06:00 <Digerati> we can fit twice as much as india and china put together
06:00 <Digerati> the land is barren here
06:00 <Digerati> and plentiful and abundant
06:00 <Digerati> but it will take 100's of years
06:00 <Vagisil> 24mbit adsl2+ though lol
07:00 <Digerati> population has to grow with infrastructure and industry
07:00 <Digerati> something labor and liberals dont know about
07:00 <Digerati> they are fucking scum
07:00 <Skirmish> Are we 100% sure that Digerati and Chris aren't the same person? 
07:00 <Digerati> we have to have a party like Sir Robert Menzies
07:00 <StrykerX> And you're complaining about no 4g?
07:00 <StrykerX> lol
08:00 <Digerati> if ww3 happens, australia wont get touched
08:00 <Digerati> believe me
08:00 <Digerati> i know out military very well
08:00 <Digerati> to the high ranks
08:00 <StrykerX> I'm stuck in the stone ages on ADSL1 still
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <StrykerX> Thanks to my mates, Telstra
08:00 <MusiciaN> you on pair gains i'm guessing
09:00 <Digerati> my dad did 20 years service for HMAS Australia
09:00 <Digerati> i did 2 years
09:00 <Kelevra> I think Chris lives in noble park
09:00 <Digerati> they taught us a lot about politics and economy
09:00 <Skirmish> Isn't it a minimum 4 year sign on? 
09:00 <Kelevra> Not sure though
09:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/IAAMT/posts/788589141222108
09:00 <Digerati> now it is Skirmish
09:00 <Vagisil> what a burn
09:00 <Digerati> i did it 28 years ago
09:00 <StrykerX> Yup
09:00 <StrykerX> On a positive note, I get 8mbit
09:00 <bluemeanie> i dont wanna hear you whining! i have vividwireless, you dont know pain until your been where ive been man
09:00 <MusiciaN> wah wah
10:00 <Digerati> when i was 19
10:00 <Kelevra> The girl who wants to move into my place is from there
10:00 <Kelevra> Noble park seems scary
10:00 <Kelevra> Then again frankston is at times
10:00 <Digerati> after that i signed into glen waverley police, and lasted only 1 year, i despise cops, i honour the law and follow it, but fucking cops go above it, i spat in the sgt's face and told him to go fuck himself
10:00 <StrykerX> What's vivid wireless?
10:00 <bluemeanie> shit
10:00 <bluemeanie> is what it is
10:00 <MusiciaN> i have to hang my phone in the window to pick up 3 bars
11:00 <Kelevra> Did you get charged with assult
11:00 <Digerati> puckapunyal is a experience man
11:00 <Digerati> yeah
11:00 <Digerati> 4 days in the brig
11:00 <Digerati> policemans jail
11:00 <Kelevra> Same, I spat in a cops face in a drunken rage lol
11:00 <Digerati> he hit me first
12:00 <Kelevra> Yeahhh Skirmish let's not wish to be young again
12:00 <Digerati> we both got charged
12:00 <Kelevra> I bet we were fuckheads
12:00 <Kelevra> Lol
12:00 <Digerati> it was over a fucking pie
12:00 <Digerati> fat cunt wanted to eat it
12:00 <Kelevra> Shoukdve just given him the pie
12:00 <Kelevra> Should've
12:00 <StrykerX> Unlimited 4g for $79/mo
12:00 <StrykerX> No wonder it's shit
12:00 <mandyjane> 500gb a month for 60$ and that includes phone line rental
12:00 <mandyjane> Adsl2
13:00 <Digerati> told him to fuck off, i am hungry and ate it like a dog on the ground from a plater
13:00 <Digerati> plate
13:00 <Digerati> ridiculed him
13:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=85114404&v=-suvkwNYSQo&feature=player_embedded&x-yt-ts=1422579428
13:00 <Vagisil> video of it Digerati
13:00 <Digerati> barked at him
13:00 <Kelevra> I spat in the cops face cause I was intoxicated and didn't know he was an officer
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati you woof like a dog?
13:00 <Digerati> then bent over and told him to fuck me
13:00 <Digerati> like a bernard man :)
13:00 <TokenDaRing> wow Digerati you're off the rails man
13:00 <simba> tpg?
13:00 <mandyjane> Exetel
13:00 <simba> nice 1
14:00 <Digerati> thats the only dog i love
14:00 <Kelevra> Very embarrassing
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you need to go into rehab like miley cyrus
14:00 <Digerati> they are so slim bernards
14:00 <Digerati> and strong
14:00 <Kelevra> Is she in rehab
14:00 <Digerati> bernards are not slobs or fat bastards
14:00 <Digerati> they dont eat much
14:00 <Digerati> its in there genes
14:00 <Skirmish> $85 Unlimited GB including phone line - Exetel. 
14:00 <mandyjane> Yeh exetel are good ey
15:00 <simba> no idea but good price
15:00 <Skirmish> I've had flawless internet with them for a year now. 
15:00 <Skirmish> On telstra infrastructure. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Steam downloads at about 1.6 to 1.8mb/s
16:00 <Digerati> i wonder if you can artificially inseminate the sperm of a bernard into a chihuaha
16:00 <Digerati> wonder what the fuck could happen there
16:00 <Digerati> actually no
16:00 <TokenDaRing> yes you can
16:00 <TokenDaRing> you can cross bred them
16:00 <Digerati> visa versa actually
16:00 <mandyjane> I've not had a problem since last year and i know someone else who has been with them for ages too. 
17:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd get the same result
17:00 <TokenDaRing> idiot
17:00 <Digerati> dont want to risk a little thing like that
17:00 <Digerati> hmm
17:00 <Kelevra> You guys really think of some weird stuff
17:00 <Digerati> has it ever been done ?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> google it maybe?
17:00 <Digerati> cross chihuaha bernard ?
18:00 <Digerati> i bet you wont find it on the net TokenDaRing
18:00 <Digerati> i searched
18:00 <Kelevra> My doberman fucked a cockaspaniel they had pupes
18:00 <Vagisil> people do random shit like that though
18:00 <Vagisil> i cant go with unlimited adsl coz of the garbage latency
18:00 <Vagisil> my only saving grace up here is decent ping to game servers coz of teh 24mbits
19:00 <Digerati> now that would be a tight fuck
19:00 <Vagisil> hold the tinier pet up to the big one
19:00 <Kelevra> Was like long haired and small, the nose of a doberman
19:00 <Vagisil> and let it fuck it
19:00 <Kelevra> You're gross
19:00 <Digerati> i think that's dangerous to do that but
19:00 <Digerati> that's what i am saying
19:00 <Kelevra> Seems gross and possibly illegal
19:00 <Vagisil> toy poodles mustve come from somewhere lol
20:00 <Kelevra> Dog rape by human assistance
20:00 <Digerati> toy dogs maybe came from half rat and cat
20:00 <Digerati> hahahaha
20:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
20:00 <Digerati> Kelevra
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm a wimp
20:00 <Kelevra> Lol
20:00 <Digerati> "your honor, he assisted his dog to rape my dog"
20:00 <slinky_J> mel
20:00 <Digerati> that will be nice
21:00 <Kelevra> Let nature take its course, not assist in rape
21:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha Digerati 
21:00 <slinky_J> i take a trolly back n i see guess who knocked off work walkin into dan murphys
21:00 <slinky_J> lolz
21:00 <Kelevra> Hey jish
21:00 <slinky_J> :P
21:00 <Digerati> that would stand out nicely in court
21:00 <slinky_J> got to hang out a bit
21:00 <slinky_J> oh she sah cute
21:00 <Digerati> lol sorry
21:00 <slinky_J> time to drink, sleep, wake up n orger fucking pizza
21:00 <Kelevra> 'Go for her!
21:00 <Digerati> toydogs are evil
22:00 <Digerati> sharp teeth the fuckers
22:00 <slinky_J> aha
22:00 <Kelevra> Shit you make me feel like a whore the things I'd say to someone I had a crush on in the past
22:00 <slinky_J> i was glad like, she said last night we could hang out here today or the next
22:00 <slinky_J> so im glad not here today man
22:00 <Kelevra> 'I really like you' its innocent
22:00 <Digerati> YOU WHORE !
22:00 <slinky_J> id fall asleep n be bad company
22:00 <Digerati> :)
22:00 <Digerati> hehe
22:00 <Kelevra> Haha
22:00 <slinky_J> she's said she likes me
23:00 <Digerati> Im GAY !
23:00 <Digerati> ehehe
23:00 <slinky_J> ill just have a wet dream later
23:00 <slinky_J> lel
23:00 <Kelevra> Haha
23:00 <MusiciaN> hello ricchhee
23:00 <Vagisil> finch out duck
24:00 <Digerati> i boil rice in a sift
24:00 <Digerati> it works
24:00 <Digerati> i cant be fucked steaming them
24:00 <Digerati> takes ages
24:00 <Digerati> but you can drink the rice wine :)
24:00 <Digerati> get hammered :)
24:00 <Vagisil> weve lost lol
25:00 <Digerati> like a china man :)
26:00 <Digerati> loofster
26:00 <Skirmish> lol @ how much like Pieter slinky_J sounds. 
26:00 <Digerati> i didn't know that text (sounds)
26:00 <Digerati> hmm
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish that's because it's Panda
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Panda and Pieter were seperated at birth
28:00 <Kelevra> Holy shit, friend just called and there was no panadol or nerufen so they got some sort of tablet
28:00 <Kelevra> =/
28:00 <Kelevra> Not keeeeeen
28:00 <Digerati> !seen pandasdontdrive
28:00 <Skirmish> Did they at least ask the chemist? 
28:00 <couleurs> Lets Get Wasted !
28:00 <Kelevra> Yeah they asked what else could be used and they suggested these infant tablets
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm down with that, couleurs
29:00 <Skirmish> So long as they asked the chemist then you should be ok. 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> you have the right idea
29:00 <Skirmish> Very strange that a chemist doesn't have panadol or nurofen though. 
29:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I'm just wondering how you'd give a 13 month old tablets, maybe crush them down or something
29:00 <couleurs> u bet ur fanny pack
29:00 <Loof> ask picard
29:00 <Kelevra> Lol
30:00 <Kelevra> Picard is fkn bad
30:00 <Skirmish> Is your friend a huge tight ass and didn't want to pay the money for the liquid stuff? 
30:00 <Kelevra> He was asking me for info on simba
30:00 <Skirmish> lol 
30:00 <Kelevra> Nah the chemist they went to is fkn weird
30:00 <Skirmish> What is it with people on irc thinking that in order to one up another person you have to get personal? 
31:00 <Kelevra> Its weird
31:00 <TokenDaRing> oh Skirmish
31:00 <TokenDaRing> you know the Friendlyjordies video about the QLD election and the coal port?
31:00 <Skirmish> I know your real name and your facebook and your doctors name so you had best watch out! 
31:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Yeah./
31:00 <TokenDaRing> the adani CEo guy
31:00 <TokenDaRing> reminds me of beehhh
32:00 <couleurs> This is Personal.
32:00 <Vagisil> SMILE
33:00 <nate> lets get personal, personal i wanna get perrrsonalll
33:00 <simba> nat king cole
34:00 <couleurs> -- olive newton johnny walker
34:00 <MusiciaN> somebody talk to me
35:00 <beagle> wireless
35:00 <beagle> its like ok im wireless
35:00 <beagle> i plug it in
35:00 <beagle> and it goes hardcore loud
35:00 <beagle> lol
35:00 <nate> what info do u need on simba, i have it all!
36:00 <nate> the square metreage of his room everything
36:00 <Kelevra> I don't need his info
36:00 <nate> how come?
36:00 <nate> not interested hey!
37:00 <nate> u must be in the 1percent
37:00 <nate> :O
37:00 <Kelevra> Well I just like to keep to myself
37:00 <beagle> it was going thru the tv
37:00 <beagle> which was fucking dumb
37:00 <beagle> real speakers ARE hardcore. 
37:00 <beagle> listening Kelevra did you fart you little bitch
37:00 <Vagisil> playing csgo fuck off lol
38:00 <Kelevra> Ladies don't fart
38:00 <Skirmish> It's the new thing Kelevra. You log into irc and them commentate your life, as it happens or just jump into any conversation that is going on and insert yourself as an expert. 
38:00 <Skirmish> That's how you irc now.
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: http://i.imgur.com/hEniV3p.png
38:00 <Skirmish> lol 
38:00 <nate> i like the people who give up, personal information, so then i can judge :)
38:00 <milk> I just heard the funniest thing, the Australian Army, known for endemic cowardic wanted conrtol of the Sewish Army because they had a carrier
38:00 <Skirmish> When I get back I will talk to you MusiciaN. 
38:00 <Vagisil> oh man this banana bread and nutella
38:00 <Vagisil> fucking gold
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: that's how I see beehhh now
39:00 <TokenDaRing> as a piece of KFC
39:00 <Skirmish> Me too now. 
39:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha ha
39:00 <slinky_J> lol mel
39:00 <TokenDaRing> he's so greasy, you could slide him down a hill
39:00 <slinky_J> all girls say that
39:00 <milk> it'd be goodbye sweden if we alowed that through
39:00 <slinky_J> they walk outta the room they gotta poot
39:00 <slinky_J> lols
39:00 <slinky_J> they get all flushed when they fanny fart
39:00 <milk> Australian Army charge a heavy price on civilians then run away
39:00 <milk> everyone knows
39:00 <Skirmish> Stop eating junk you fat motherfucker.
40:00 <slinky_J> compulsory
40:00 <nate> feed milk some protein powder
40:00 <slinky_J> army should be
40:00 <slinky_J> after yr 12
40:00 <slinky_J> one year
40:00 <milk> haha
40:00 <milk> cowards
40:00 <slinky_J> build character
40:00 <slinky_J> discipline
40:00 <Skirmish> I'd love to see National Service for anyone that leaves year 12 without a job lined up.
40:00 <slinky_J> would have loved to join the army ey
40:00 <nate> sewish?
40:00 <slinky_J> BYE
40:00 <slinky_J> money is good
40:00 <beagle> mel , are you a lady ?
40:00 <simba> banana bread owns
41:00 <beagle> why do you sit on your ass and talk about it ?
41:00 <beagle> youre fucking weird
41:00 <Skirmish> ^ He has a point.
41:00 <beagle> :/
41:00 <Skirmish> Go join the army. 
41:00 <beagle> shes lovely but shes an idiot
41:00 <beagle> getting too much attention for wrong reasons
41:00 <beagle> mel
41:00 <mixy> leave irc for years, come back and you're all still random as hell
41:00 <TokenDaRing> beagle feels left out
41:00 <MusiciaN> that actually sounds like too much.. gold for me
41:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
41:00 <British^Meat> not a fan of the bannan am i
42:00 <nate> mixy my darling welcome back
42:00 <slinky_J> whoah
42:00 <couleurs> agreed.
42:00 <slinky_J> beagle
42:00 <TokenDaRing> he wants attention from all the boys too
42:00 <slinky_J> chad
42:00 <slinky_J> calm down son.
42:00 <couleurs> welcome home mixy we missed u
42:00 <beagle> youre the idiot that wants to calm down , josh
42:00 <mixy> haha whatever trevor
42:00 <slinky_J> Talk to a woman dispicibly
42:00 <Skirmish> You still taking selfies in public toilets mixy? 
42:00 <Skirmish> If so. Send em over. 
42:00 <slinky_J> you drinking?
42:00 <nate> poo and photos mix
42:00 <slinky_J> I am a little and I'm not losing my shit
42:00 <StrykerX> I have the urge to play CS 1.6
42:00 <StrykerX> lol
42:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <slinky_J> harrassing poor innocent women
43:00 <nate> i am telstra i lay shitty cables
43:00 <mixy> not so much these days Skirmish
43:00 <slinky_J> especially women that're doing more with their lives and more responsible than myself.
43:00 <slinky_J> You should bash your head into the wall a few times to apologise
43:00 <nate> in-mates dream?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J he feels threatened by women who have confidence
43:00 <nate> yay!
43:00 <InmatesDream> yay
43:00 <slinky_J> yer
43:00 <Skirmish> And now beehhh is online too. All of the fried randoms are all here and active at once. Actually, no we're missing Chris.
43:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm i can only enjoy jailbreak CS
43:00 <British^Meat> Ive got CS:GO played it like, twice :/
44:00 <slinky_J> dont pm me beagle
44:00 <couleurs> and Pieter
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he's been away a bit
44:00 <nate> b1 digi chris top 3 irc users
44:00 <couleurs> and B1
44:00 <TokenDaRing> I wonder if something happened to him
44:00 <slinky_J> I don't like you when you're drunk and abusive.
44:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <mixy> nooo, pieter is still around?
44:00 <nate> yeah pieter went out last night
44:00 <slinky_J> Don't think anybody would bother TokenDaRing
44:00 <Skirmish> He was linking his shitty music mixes earlier TokenDaRing. 
44:00 <nate> hes probably sexing right now
44:00 <InmatesDream> it would be 9years soon missing the steak
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter was bragging that he picked up on IRC last night
44:00 <mixy> ew
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: this morning?
44:00 <couleurs> he is here when he isn't having sex with hot bikini babes
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <Skirmish> mixy: Still around, still a drug addict, and still thinks that women get wide ons when they see him.
45:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Yeah.
45:00 <mixy> yep sounds like good old pieter
45:00 <TokenDaRing> ahh his sleeping pattern must be reversed
45:00 <InmatesDream> perth people has noting better to do but bash the cabbies after getting drunk
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I saw him in here yesterday, but I have him on ignore
45:00 <slinky_J> this is beagle irl if he didnt drink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmHQIs--9GU
45:00 <slinky_J> hah
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Drop | You Know What You're Gonna Do | Clip HD (Oct 30, 2014) - Category: Film & Animation - views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <InmatesDream> this is mixy's bf
46:00 <InmatesDream> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26157705/senseless-attack-on-taxi-driver/
46:00 <mixy> i didn't know i had a bf
46:00 <InmatesDream> Im telling ya
47:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI eat shit
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Highway to Hell (Jun 6, 2013) - Category: Music - 25,257,820 views - 123,467 likes (97.6%), 3,028 dislikes (2.4%)
47:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/hEniV3p.png InmatesDream that is you
47:00 <InmatesDream> we were young we were drunk...
47:00 <couleurs> beehhh tehh brown stain
47:00 <slinky_J> sounds like a depressive song guy
47:00 <Skirmish> Digerati and Beagle as kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CbCN75H9LA
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DOWNIE random (Jun 22, 2012) - Category: People & Blogs - 20 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <slinky_J> go to bed
47:00 <beagle> i need that fucking subwoofer can i call u slinky_J
47:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: the tablets are called 'hyland's"
47:00 <slinky_J> you're drunk already
48:00 <slinky_J> it's fucking two pm
48:00 <slinky_J> get some sleep, get up later.
48:00 <beagle> so part of eat shit u dont understant ?
48:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: Never heard of them. Let me look. 
48:00 <Kelevra> They seem okay, I read the bottle, hopefully they work
48:00 <slinky_J> how about
48:00 <Skirmish> They are homeopathic! 
48:00 <slinky_J> it's like your favourite seat
48:00 <Skirmish> :-/ 
48:00 <slinky_J> and somebody takes it
48:00 <Kelevra> Ah fuck
48:00 <slinky_J> and you thin k how that was your special seat
48:00 <Kelevra> Fkn hippies
48:00 <slinky_J> but it wasn't, beagle
48:00 <slinky_J> it was just a seat.
49:00 <nate> even i have a boyfriend!
49:00 <nate> shwing!
49:00 <slinky_J> You're that seatm you know?
49:00 <Kelevra> She won't take one so I'll slip it in her bottle?
49:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo original
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Highway To Hell (Nov 10, 2012) - Category: Music - views - 22,048 likes (98.4%), 365 dislikes (1.6%)
49:00 <couleurs> Bazinga !
49:00 <Digerati> hey beagles
49:00 <Digerati> bazing beagle :)
49:00 <Digerati> sup beagle bro :)
49:00 <nate> beagles i have peanuts butters at my place?:)
49:00 <beagle> fucking brilliant
49:00 <beagle> er and fucking loud
49:00 <StrykerX> Does 1.6 still have any servers in existance?
50:00 <beagle> good lord do i need ears now
50:00 <nate> BEAGLES! pay me attention!
50:00 <beagle> love these sony theyre clear, loud
50:00 <beagle> but i turned them down
50:00 <beagle> fuccccccccccking loud
50:00 <Digerati> sony are excellent headphones
50:00 <nate> must be on auto ignore:)
50:00 <beagle> now understandably deafening
50:00 <couleurs> bloodey awesome u guys
50:00 <nate> hahaha woop
50:00 <beagle> josh might be jealous
50:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: Yeah the instructions say "Dissolve under tongue". Not sure on what planet that is going to happen with a kid her age. 
50:00 <Vagisil> yeh
50:00 <StrykerX> Sweet!
50:00 <Vagisil> source is better
50:00 <Vagisil> and most of the source maps are on csgo comm now
50:00 <StrykerX> CSS is the same yer? I lost interest after 1.6
51:00 <Digerati> i have AKG, costed me 200$ for my headphones
51:00 <nate> headphones are for HOMOS
51:00 <couleurs> i have speakers strapped 2 my ears suk on that 1
51:00 <StrykerX> Steam did my head in too much
51:00 <Vagisil> cleaner
51:00 <Vagisil> steams great
51:00 <StrykerX> Ah
51:00 <StrykerX> Steam back in 2005 was a prick
51:00 <StrykerX> That said I only had dialup
51:00 <StrykerX> Which didn't help.
52:00 <Kelevra> Haha that's what I was wondering
52:00 <Kelevra> 'Yes Angel lift your tongue, no don't spit'
52:00 <Kelevra> Like fuck that'll happen
52:00 <Kelevra> Haha
52:00 <Kelevra> I'll slip it in her bottle
52:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: It has unroasted coffee beans in it. 
52:00 <nate> sneaky!
52:00 <Skirmish> Not sure how that is meant to help a kid relax.
52:00 <StrykerX> Gonna wipe 8.1 off the desktop
52:00 <StrykerX> Had enough of it
52:00 <StrykerX> Going back to 7
52:00 <Vagisil> lol
52:00 <Vagisil> dont
52:00 <Vagisil> is ur windows 8 legit?
52:00 <StrykerX> Yup
52:00 <Vagisil> is ur windows 7 legit
53:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I read the coffee part, how that makes then sleep is beyond me
53:00 <Kelevra> Them
53:00 <slinky_J> jealous of what?
53:00 <Skirmish> Give them a go ... keep an eye on her though. I don't believe in homeopathic remedies personally. 
53:00 <slinky_J> I'm not a material girl. Don't talk about me, please.
53:00 <nate> i find caffine makes me happy and i goto sleep buzzed:)
53:00 <StrykerX> Yup
53:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
53:00 <Vagisil> yeh thats cool then
53:00 <Vagisil> windows 10 is fre eupgrade
53:00 <StrykerX> I haven't had dodgy Windows for yrs
53:00 <StrykerX> Cbf with the shit that goes with it
53:00 <StrykerX> Yeah my mate told me to go 10
53:00 <StrykerX> But since going to 8, I've regretted it
53:00 <StrykerX> Prefer to stick with what I know.
54:00 <nate> but u cant have shitloads
54:00 <nate> :D
54:00 <couleurs> arneld shwanzerniger
54:00 <Kelevra> Her face is so swallon so I'll try this if not I'll look up another chemist, my friend just left for daylesford though so taxi it shall be if it doesn't work
54:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8oF7QGPF4E
54:00 <MusiciaN> i'll just stick with my cracked win7
54:00 <StrykerX> And more to to the point, what I know I like.
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Lekakis - Boom Boom (let's go back to my room) (Nov 14, 2011) - Category: Music - 122,013 views - likes (94.8%), 23 dislikes (5.2%)
55:00 <Kelevra> Poor little munchkin
55:00 <Skirmish> :( unhappy kids make me sad too.
55:00 <nate> unhappy adults make baby jesus cry
55:00 <MusiciaN> i did try 8, god it was annoying
55:00 <StrykerX> It really is.
55:00 <StrykerX> It's fucking useless. If you plug in a dodgy external HDD, it crashes the whole OS
55:00 <StrykerX> Windows 7 simply says "You're trying to use a shitcunt HDD" and ignores it
56:00 <couleurs> kids r dumb
56:00 <slinky_J> poor babby jeshus
56:00 <couleurs> drown dem
56:00 <slinky_J> so money troubles he had
56:00 <slinky_J> huhu
56:00 <slinky_J> jesus needed some weed bro
56:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
56:00 <nate> no pool parties at couleurs place
56:00 <nate> hahah
56:00 <slinky_J> calm down jesus stop preachin dude
56:00 <slinky_J> relax!
56:00 <slinky_J> ur schizophrenic cunt
56:00 <couleurs> Pool Party!!!!!!!
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <couleurs> Pizza Pool Party!!!!!!!!
56:00 <couleurs> soggypizza.com
57:00 <slinky_J> couleurs I am buyin a huge pizza later
57:00 <slinky_J> cant eat that much so gonna share it withneighbour
57:00 <mixy> i want pizza :/
57:00 <couleurs> get a pizza n watch the drop bro
57:00 <slinky_J> potato pissa yum
57:00 <Skirmish> Infants and children needing this remedy tend to have a dark complexion with dark hair and eyes. They are deli­cate, lanky and scrawny. They have a sunken, flabby abdomen. They can be tall and thin, and have been described as looking “like a Chinese noodle”. Calc phos children can be very insecure. They may bite their nails or often put their fingers into the mouth. They want to be carried all the time. 
57:00 <Digerati> rams rice down mixy's mouth
57:00 <slinky_J> so big u get like 3 diff shit on it
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> its probably just a shitcunted usb interface card
57:00 <Vagisil> the hdd is prob fine
58:00 <slinky_J> want me to post it to u couleurs bab?
58:00 <Kelevra> couleurs: I hope you have kids
58:00 <Skirmish> I hate homeopathy so bad. 
58:00 <mixy> what the hell?
58:00 <slinky_J> I wrap it so good like i done it a hundred times <3
58:00 <Digerati> rice is good
58:00 <couleurs> i can't, i'm a men stupid!!!!!!!!
58:00 <slinky_J> Kelevra I think he'd have the coolest kids
58:00 <slinky_J> ROFL!!!!
58:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
58:00 <Digerati> you are men ?
58:00 <Kelevra> I'm a men
58:00 <Digerati> how many men are you ?
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish homeopathy is basically just mumbjo jumbo and nonsense trying to disguise itself as a science
58:00 <slinky_J> `topic  <Kelevra> couleurs: I hope you have kids <couleurs> i can't, i'm a men stupid!!!!!!!!
58:00 <couleurs> eleventy
58:00 <Skirmish> I agree. 
58:00 <Kelevra> Men men menly men men
58:00 <beagle> hdd my telly records, but i have to get 32gb usb stick atleast for it
58:00 <beagle> lol a telly that has usb ...
58:00 <beagle> most well no webcams work in the fucking thing not even this 100 dollar logitech one
58:00 <beagle> i dont know perhaps i have to buy a sony cam
58:00 <beagle> as its a sony bravia
58:00 <beagle> it does skype
58:00 <beagle> its like an internet telly
58:00 <johninj4> wow
58:00 <beagle> it almost like a computer ....
58:00 <beagle> kinda odd 
58:00 <johninj4> you type so fast
59:00 <Digerati> ahaaaaaaaaaaa
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> Haha
59:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
59:00 <slinky_J> Life Without Couleurs
59:00 <slinky_J> be a good show
59:00 <Digerati> bet sheen gets dubbed for being a pedo in later years
59:00 <beagle> i bought it for its good screen then find its wireless to internet as well
59:00 <beagle> i sure do
59:00 <beagle> i thought sometimes if im fastest typist in world
59:00 <beagle> perhaps one of them
59:00 <johninj4> in such a rush to say nothing
59:00 <johninj4> i think you may be up there
59:00 <beagle> i have given up lately on chatrooms a bit
59:00 <beagle> instead reading books
59:00 <beagle> its smarter, huh
00:00 <Digerati> this is LA !
00:00 <Kelevra> I can't believe He's still alive
00:00 <Kelevra> I'm imoressed
00:00 <Kelevra> Impressed
00:00 <Digerati> i love him actually
00:00 <Digerati> he reminds me of him
00:00 <Digerati> his character
00:00 <Kelevra> I do too but I'm suprised
00:00 <Digerati> i am like him
00:00 <Digerati> a miserable ol fart
00:00 <johninj4> what books are you reading?
00:00 <beagle> anne of green gabels
00:00 <beagle> from america
00:00 <StrykerX> Vagisil, I thought that too but when plugged into a Win7 box, no issues
00:00 <johninj4> nice one
00:00 <beagle> but written in canada in 1908
00:00 <beagle> this is version from 1990 about half way thru when they put series on television
00:00 <beagle> they also make a 1995 version
00:00 <johninj4> yeah books don't change a whole lot
00:00 <beagle> this special edition is spose to be exactly same just modern writing for today , of original
00:00 <beagle> lol no
01:00 <Digerati> platoon was one of the best movies i ever seen
01:00 <Digerati> persay, along with born on the 4th of july
01:00 <Digerati> and flags of our fathers
01:00 <johninj4> thats cool man, nice work
01:00 <beagle> anne green gabels took AGES to arrive , and i paid 40 dollars for someone to pick it up from my mothers as the tour down under was on we had drive miles out way to get there
01:00 <beagle> yes, it is
01:00 <beagle> its entire series 8 books
01:00 <beagle> 1500 pages or so
01:00 <beagle> i have lot reading to do
02:00 <Digerati> best movie i ever seen was the great escape
02:00 <Digerati> fucking funny as with the baseball :)
02:00 <Digerati> knock the fucking nazi out with that ball
02:00 <Digerati> "death by baseball mein fuhrer"
02:00 <johninj4> what book are you on now?
03:00 <Digerati> "damn americans !"
03:00 <Digerati> lol
03:00 <Vagisil> yer
03:00 <Vagisil> i cant believe smart tv's dont record to smb
03:00 <Vagisil> its fucking retarded
03:00 <Vagisil> should be able to record str8 to a nas
04:00 <nate> couleurs is a men?
04:00 <nate> rock on!
04:00 <nate> digi u like killing dont u
04:00 <StrykerX> They prolly do in Japan
04:00 <StrykerX> Australia gets everything last
07:00 <couleurs> Bye mixy !
07:00 <Digerati> no nate
07:00 <Digerati> never killed in my life
07:00 <Digerati> never will
07:00 <beagle> this is a smart tv
07:00 <beagle> yeah, smart assed
07:00 <beagle> its ok
07:00 <beagle> the menu system has everything
07:00 <beagle> they program them quite well
07:00 <beagle> it is FAR FAR more modern than ya old crt one
07:00 <beagle> they make the bravia in malaysia ...
07:00 <beagle> but they still cost heaps 
08:00 <Digerati> i was comms/medic
08:00 <Digerati> st johns i did
08:00 <Digerati> wanted to be a doctor, but with one eye, it's kinda like captain bligh
08:00 <beagle> those other large tvs are shit compared to this one
08:00 <beagle> and like 1/3 cost anyway it kinda shows
08:00 <beagle> when i paid harvey norman for this telly
08:00 <beagle> they brang it to me as fast possible
08:00 <beagle> mid day the next day
09:00 <nate> lol
09:00 <Digerati> KILL KILL KILL, THRILL THRILL THRILL
09:00 <Digerati> that's a song actually
09:00 <Digerati> hang on
09:00 <beagle> but he just dumps it in living room n drives off
09:00 <beagle> im like hrm delivery good customer service bad
09:00 <beagle> the taxi drivers even bring the booze in n aske where i want it !
09:00 <beagle> oh well i still got it in one piece.
09:00 <beagle> in confusing way
09:00 <beagle> took me weeks to work out it came with a stand lol !!
09:00 <beagle> ...
09:00 <beagle> so i put that on and now its usable
10:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIkUDliN2c&list=PLIaXGYj6UYj4OmEiFdHjKDEVjA7TZ25Z8&index=4
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me Lyrics (May 11, 2010) - Category: Music - views - 1,940 likes (98.9%), 21 dislikes (1.1%)
10:00 <beagle> but i thought it was only wall mountable
10:00 <beagle> cause its so fucking huge
10:00 <beagle> it doesnt weigh much
10:00 <beagle> but any larger than this would have to be wall mounted
11:00 <mrwuf> sweet
12:00 <mrwuf> welcome to the sony club
12:00 <beagle> sony are very fucking cool
13:00 <beagle> tvs, consoles etc
13:00 <beagle> camcorders !
13:00 <beagle> tho samsung also make cool camcorders
13:00 <beagle> sony i am guessing is japanese tech
13:00 <beagle> so, its brilliant
13:00 <beagle> sure shows it with this telly
14:00 <slinky_J> bye mixy
14:00 <beagle> it switches to anything in an instant
14:00 <beagle> and even for computer gaming it has very clear pictures
14:00 <beagle> tho it wont go more than 1080p of course
14:00 <beagle> hd telly is awesome
15:00 <beagle> but u kinda sit back far if its just standard telly cause thats pretty crap res
15:00 <beagle> if u do find something in HD tho this thing is sharp even up close
15:00 <beagle> for anything
15:00 <beagle> actual 1080p is hard to match even to this day.... 
15:00 <beagle> and im not sure if ill find a bluray player
15:00 <beagle> even tho i have bluray burner/reader
15:00 <beagle> the 128gb disks are like 30 bucks each, lol
16:00 <Skirmish> Hey bee_girl. 
16:00 <TheRon> this is a coold story
16:00 <beagle> i just buy 25gb for $1 each from japan , they burn slow but read perfectly
16:00 <beagle> the $4 ones er verbatim theyre like fast for burning and reading.
17:00 <British^Meat> W A L L  O F  B E A G L E ! ! !
17:00 <TheRon> i have no i dea what he just said
17:00 <British^Meat> me either
17:00 <British^Meat> havent read it
17:00 <British^Meat> but...
18:00 <Skirmish> ^
18:00 <British^Meat> i can garuntee u its about some tech shit
18:00 <British^Meat> or a laptop
18:00 <British^Meat> or some UV light
18:00 <British^Meat> or his drinking habits
18:00 <Skirmish> If it's prefixed with Digerati/Beagle or Christopher it's more often than not utter nonsense. 
18:00 <British^Meat> well well well, upon reading some of it, im correct
18:00 <TheRon> oooh i get horny ppl start talking tech stuff
18:00 <British^Meat> exactly...
20:00 <InmatesDream> http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4656558/smosh-banana-slap-o.gif
20:00 <mrwuf> tbs are pricey items, not something alcoholics can easily afford, have you begun a new chapter beagles
21:00 <InmatesDream> apple beetroot slice tuna yugurt and oatbran with four rye bread toast
21:00 <mrwuf> a sober beagle could conquer the world
21:00 <TheRon> whats a sober beagle?
22:00 <mrwuf> a unstoppable force
23:00 <mrwuf> yugurt to be jokin
23:00 <InmatesDream> how is that for a global business apple from queenstown nz beets from sanfrancisco, tuna from russia, yogurt's milk from aussie, oat brans from finland
23:00 <mrwuf> how many things would you attempt if you knew you could not fail
24:00 <Digerati> nate, for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGwSgk5U0Zk
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Max & 99 meet the Sacred Cows (Aug 4, 2006) - Category: Comedy - 241,838 views - 415 likes (97.2%), 12 dislikes (2.8%)
24:00 <Vagisil> i must get geo located or some shit on csgo
24:00 <Vagisil> i never get english speaking team mates
24:00 <Vagisil> always ling longbongwangchangnomsg
24:00 <Vagisil> im not buying a new tv until quantum dot
25:00 <InmatesDream> butt tastes good
25:00 <InmatesDream> http://markets.fage.eu/sites/default/files/styles/280x280_product_full/public/imp_pictures/strained_yogurt_5kg_1.jpg?itok=_X4E32_3
25:00 <Vagisil> fuck lcd
27:00 <InmatesDream> mashpotato or couchpotato
27:00 <Skirmish> http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/01/29/kevin-rudd-challenges-liberal-leadership   HA HA HA HA
28:00 <StrykerX> You still have an old CRT?
29:00 <Kelevra> Both!
29:00 <[Maverick]> mashmelikeapotato 
29:00 <TheRon> i like those trakkie daks that chicks wear with roxy written across the arse
30:00 <Kelevra> Haha
30:00 <Kelevra> Angel is trying her best at that, poor thing
32:00 <InmatesDream> i follow milla jovobitch's recepie she posted on my fakebook
32:00 <Kelevra> I share her birthday
33:00 <InmatesDream> she looked pregnant on another post
33:00 <Vagisil> plasma
34:00 <Kelevra> That'd be cool
34:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah she is. 
34:00 <Kelevra> Oh cool
34:00 <InmatesDream> bitch knows how to cook
34:00 <Kelevra> How pregnant?
34:00 <InmatesDream> russian blood
35:00 <TheRon> MusiciaN: is jump in my car one of yours?
35:00 <TheRon> oh wait thats ted mulry
36:00 <InmatesDream> http://www.millaj.com/pics/frommilla-1025072.jpg
36:00 <InmatesDream> http://oi59.tinypic.com/2z9mszk.jpg
36:00 <Digerati> nate, you need some acid man
36:00 <slinky_J> I been pregnant for years
36:00 <slinky_J> then I lost weight
37:00 <slinky_J> n poopeted ma babies out
37:00 <slinky_J> :P
37:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Hdn5Etn0E
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: San Francisco: Summer of Love, 1967 (Feb 5, 2009) - Category: Travel & Events - 102,448 views - 342 likes (97.4%), 9 dislikes (2.6%)
37:00 <slinky_J> I was thinking
37:00 <slinky_J> what would it be like to be alone forever
37:00 <Digerati> i can't believe i was born a flower child, summer of love
37:00 <Digerati> was born in 67
37:00 <Vagisil> lol
37:00 <TheRon> ted mulry is a songwriting genius
38:00 <couleurs> you're tg gf looks a bit like mila behhh
38:00 <Digerati> hermits live well slinky_J
38:00 <Digerati> i have lived well for over a decade without my wife
38:00 <Digerati> she is my soul conciousness
39:00 <Digerati> you believe in universe conciousness ?
39:00 <Digerati> constant creation in the universe
40:00 <Digerati> we are all part of the universe and it's creation
40:00 <slinky_J> My gf is so so warm
40:00 <slinky_J> I sleep on top of her every night
40:00 <slinky_J> <3 u bed :P
40:00 <Digerati> make love then, you dweeb
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <Digerati> ffs
41:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
41:00 <Digerati> fuck i ate some awesome rice i made
41:00 <Kelevra> Make love sounds so weird
41:00 <Digerati> it does
41:00 <Digerati> it degrades the word love
41:00 <Digerati> i agree
41:00 <Digerati> delete love, input pathos/empathy
42:00 <Kelevra> 'Let's make our bedsheets stanky'
42:00 <Digerati> "oh baby ! let me shoot my load ! i love you"
42:00 <Digerati> so pfft
42:00 <Kelevra> Haha
43:00 <Digerati> ffs
43:00 <Digerati> hehehe
43:00 <Kelevra> 'Let me put it in you and not in your eyes'
43:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
43:00 <Digerati> ewww
43:00 <Digerati> bukkake
43:00 <Kelevra> 'Would you like a glass and a half bebe'
44:00 <Digerati> slap my ass
44:00 <Digerati> SLAP IT
44:00 <Digerati> NOWWW
44:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
44:00 <Kelevra> Lol
45:00 <Digerati> fuck, i did my 500gig cap
45:00 <Digerati> cant get back 500 gig till next month
45:00 <Digerati> rofl
45:00 <Digerati> i am going to suck for the next 8 hours
46:00 <Digerati> 256 kbps is so fun
46:00 <Digerati> least i can do radio with it
46:00 <Digerati> radio and irc :)
46:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/3fSLgHP.png
47:00 <Digerati> i think later on i could survive on 256
48:00 <Digerati> all i do is fkn irc and radio and email
48:00 <Digerati> hardly surf anymore :)
48:00 <Digerati> i am on 100mbps
48:00 <Digerati> it's fast enough
49:00 <Digerati> how fast do you want it to go ?
49:00 <Devil45> faster than 1.5mbps
49:00 <Digerati> u torrent can only go as much as 10mbps a song
49:00 <Digerati> rofl
49:00 <Digerati> you kidding man ?
50:00 <Devil45> im not kidding ive never had decent speeds
50:00 <Digerati> that's like a decade ago
50:00 <Digerati> sorry to hear that bro
50:00 <Devil45> my isp sucks
50:00 <Digerati> but i am near a box
50:00 <Digerati> 5k from the cbd
50:00 <Devil45> i want nbn but it wont be available for 10 years
50:00 <Digerati> it's fast in these areas
50:00 <Digerati> nbn with optus then
50:00 <Digerati> ffs, it's on 110 a month man
51:00 <Devil45> optus sucks as a phone service
51:00 <Digerati> no other isp beats them
51:00 <Digerati> who fucking cares ?
51:00 <zaim> who fucking cares ?
51:00 <Digerati> ph calls are all free on 110 a month with net 100mbps and 300 gig a month and optus fetch tv
51:00 <zaim> Digerati.. im on that
51:00 <zaim> but unlimited
52:00 <Digerati> zaim, bro, asalam
52:00 <zaim> im payin the 20 for 100mbit
52:00 <Digerati> cool man
52:00 <Devil45> fuck the limit - but the speed - hell yea.
52:00 <Digerati> i dont mind the limit zaim
52:00 <Digerati> consider what else you get on top of it
52:00 <Devil45> fetch tv sounds good
52:00 <Digerati> they only drop you to 256 man
52:00 <Devil45> the only isp that does NOT offer fetch is frigging telstra
53:00 <Digerati> no other isp competes with optus
53:00 <Devil45> and telstra feed you bs
53:00 <Digerati> i love telstra to tell you the truth, the most
53:00 <Digerati> but telstra are damn overpriced
53:00 <Digerati> and shit packages
53:00 <Devil45> if you want your service (eg land line if you have one) fixed it takes up to 2 weeks
53:00 <Digerati> iprimus is the best isp overall, if you are rupert murdock zaim
54:00 <Devil45> iprimus is shit. i had them as a dialup internet service years ago
54:00 <Digerati> iprimus mate can get you to 1.7 mbps
54:00 <zaim> this month ive done........... 460.32 GB
54:00 <Digerati> nice
54:00 <Digerati> same shit here
54:00 <Devil45> there was one plus when i had optus net
54:00 <zaim> adsl depends on how far from exchange
54:00 <Digerati> all i dl is mp3's and yify
54:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha ha ha ha busted.
55:00 <Devil45> every third month was free
55:00 <Digerati> nothing else
55:00 <Devil45> so i didnt get a bill
55:00 <zaim> i work on the copper network every day.. so i know the potential speeds 
55:00 <Digerati> and that does my cap easy
55:00 <Digerati> oh, and youtube vids i dl
55:00 <Digerati> you could change the coax
55:00 <Digerati> change it to belden 9913
55:00 <Digerati> a mate of mine did it for me
56:00 <Digerati> satellite coax
56:00 <Digerati> it's more shielded
56:00 <Digerati> that is where most of the emf is coming from :)
56:00 <Digerati> beagle boy
57:00 <Digerati> your nbn is a transmitter
57:00 <Digerati> not more or less than that
57:00 <Digerati> trasmitting at a frequency
57:00 <Devil45> my area isnt part of the nbn yet
57:00 <Digerati> it will be
57:00 <Digerati> takes ages
57:00 <Devil45> in 10 years time it will be
57:00 <Digerati> took us 5 years of waiting till 1998 came
58:00 <Devil45> as they are doing the businesses and shops first
58:00 <Digerati> got my nbn in 1998
58:00 <Digerati> been with optus since 1998
58:00 <Digerati> back then i had 768 kbps at 20 gig a month, at 50 bucks a month for just the net, nothing else
58:00 <Devil45> i didnt have net in 1998
59:00 <Digerati> before that i was on optus dialup in 1995, 20 a month, plus calls
59:00 <Digerati> we have gone a long way since then
59:00 <TheRon> you shook me all night long, yeah you
00:00 <Digerati> to move to fucking 1gbps you need faster computers believe it or not
00:00 <Devil45> in 2006 i was with optus. but only on their adsl1 plan
00:00 <Digerati> and 128bit OS
00:00 <Digerati> faster cpu to buffer data
00:00 <Digerati> otherwise you get crc errors
00:00 <Digerati> corrupt files when you download on 1gbps
01:00 <Devil45> that plus a bad drive
01:00 <Devil45> ide drives were notorious for crc errors.
01:00 <Digerati> same shit with my USR Courier 3Com US Robotics 56k on a dialup BBS, they were on 28.8 and cxould not buffer the data
02:00 <Digerati> correct
02:00 <Devil45> not saying NO drive can get errors... but ide drives had more of them
02:00 <Digerati> the hdd
02:00 <couleurs> u r both full of errors
02:00 <Digerati> hoping that microsoft will wake the fuck up to a new shell for their OS
02:00 <Digerati> it has to go not 128 bit the OS, but 256
03:00 <Devil45> and i had a drive die on me while the pc was on.... fortunately i wasnt online at the time.
03:00 <Digerati> Devil45 i had a MFM hdd
03:00 <Digerati> 10 meg
03:00 <Digerati> before IDE
03:00 <Devil45> whoa
03:00 <Digerati> shit load of data i stored into it
03:00 <Digerati> over 20,000 files
03:00 <Digerati> .txt
03:00 <Devil45> by todays standard 10mb isnt big
04:00 <DemonsRun> Holy Fuck you're worse than b1
04:00 <Digerati> ever seen a 10 meg text file today ?
04:00 <Digerati> same shit bro
04:00 <Digerati> things don't change
04:00 <Devil45> speaking of drives
04:00 <Devil45> im considering getting a couple of 4tb hdds
04:00 <Digerati> :(
04:00 <Digerati> need one :)
05:00 <Digerati> broke as a fucking joke atm
05:00 <Devil45> ebay has them but i dont fancy the price
05:00 <Devil45> over 200$
05:00 <Digerati> bankrupt i am
05:00 <Digerati> selling my dads house
05:00 <Digerati> mommy and daddy dead :/ sigh...
05:00 <Devil45> i coulod get a 3tb hdd (or a smaller ssd - or both)
05:00 <Digerati> miss the oldies
05:00 <Digerati> yeah
05:00 <Digerati> 3tb is ok
05:00 <Devil45> this pc has a 2tb
05:00 <Devil45> originally had a 320gb
05:00 <norti> afternoon Ana_Ng :)
06:00 <Digerati> dont buy portable WD 1 or 2tb man
06:00 <Digerati> you know
06:00 <Devil45> 2tb partitioned into 4 drives
06:00 <Digerati> the small ones
06:00 <Digerati> they fuck up easily
06:00 <Devil45> i wont buy caviar black wd unless im archiving
06:00 <Devil45> had one which vibrated ... and failed.
06:00 <Skirmish> Sitting here, chillin, burping to the tune of "Hot cross buns" 
07:00 <Digerati> i might to a LLF on it
07:00 <Digerati> risk fixing it
07:00 <Digerati> not normal to do LLF
07:00 <Digerati> i got 98 disks plus the llf program
07:00 <simba> i need a nice new 2tb hdd
07:00 <Digerati> have mind
07:00 <Digerati> have mine
07:00 <Skirmish> Thank you double time penalty rates for making this worth while.
08:00 <Digerati> loaded with faggot pron :) haah
08:00 <Devil45> 2tb hdd of any brand will work.
08:00 <Digerati> jk
08:00 <Devil45> if you like seagate go with that
08:00 <Digerati> dont buy the small portables man
08:00 <Digerati> believe me
08:00 <Devil45> seagate has one advantage over wd
08:00 <Devil45> temperature
08:00 <simba> west digi were usually better than seagate
08:00 <Devil45> but wd are more sturdy
08:00 <Digerati> seagate portable is what i bought portable 1tb
08:00 <Digerati> its fucked
08:00 <simba> mine has been clickin along for years but still ok,,
08:00 <Skirmish> I hope my transfer request goes through. I need to work in a role where I don't have this much free time. It was cool to begin with ... now it's just boring. 
08:00 <TheRon> if i work all day in the blue sky mine there'll be food on the table tonight
08:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Sounds like a drug reference. 
09:00 <Digerati> i think ssd is the best
09:00 <Devil45> i got a usb external hdd - toshiba 1tb (its not always connected just for backups)
09:00 <TheRon> can't see it myself
09:00 <Skirmish> He was a terrible politician. Goes on the resume along with terrible singer.
10:00 <Digerati> the mfm i had was for the 80888 XT Amstrad CPC 1640DD, it had dos on it
10:00 <Devil45> dos
10:00 <Digerati> 186 basically
10:00 <Digerati> yeah
10:00 <Devil45> reminds me of the old amigados days
10:00 <Devil45> where you needed a floppy disk
10:00 <Digerati> bought my kids the amiga back in early 90's
10:00 <Digerati> they fucked it
10:00 <Digerati> 5/4 i still use
10:00 <Devil45> i have trashed many amiga 500s
11:00 <Digerati> old data on it
11:00 <Devil45> first thing to fail in them was the disk drive
11:00 <Digerati> mfm was slot as you know
11:00 <simba> need hard drive, headphones, phone
11:00 <Devil45> yup
11:00 <simba> WII U
12:00 <Digerati> i never understood that old computer, amstrad
12:00 <Digerati> dos 3.20 on it
12:00 <Devil45> amstrad were good in the late 80s /early 90s
12:00 <Digerati> did GW basic on it
12:00 <Digerati> raster graphics on a CGA monitor
12:00 <Digerati> cga mind you
12:00 <Devil45> but then they put their name on other things such as double decker vcrs
12:00 <Digerati> for it's time it was way advanced
12:00 <Digerati> not many had a color monitor in 1985
12:00 <Skirmish> You will remember this TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR-pMgGmzuQ
13:00 <Digerati> that's when i bought the amstrad
13:00 <Digerati> loved that fucking pc
13:00 <Digerati> 800 bucks i bought it for
13:00 <Digerati> dad bought it for me for school
13:00 <Digerati> my very first computer
13:00 <TheRon> kinda
14:00 <Digerati> in school we used the apples, in 1979 at what is now VUT
14:00 <Digerati> used to be a secondary school
14:00 <Devil45> the school i went to used a wooden cabinet tv for a monitor
14:00 <nate> bangarang!
14:00 <Digerati> we invented 2 things the aussies
14:00 <nate> banga a ginger!
14:00 <Digerati> CAT scan, and WIFI
14:00 <Devil45> but the pc was relatively new
15:00 <Digerati> and we should be proud of that
15:00 <Digerati> aussies are legends
15:00 <Devil45> so here there was an apple hooked up to a national quintrix colour tv.
15:00 <Digerati> fuck the cunts that dis us
15:00 <Digerati> Devil45 , the best OS i ever seen was UNIX V
16:00 <Digerati> on cpm
16:00 <Digerati> didn't get the chance to touch it
16:00 <Digerati> our school had them
16:00 <Devil45> im not sure what the school i went to used as an os
16:00 <Devil45> on their pcs
16:00 <Digerati> it was doing sharp raster gfx that you can compare sometimes to todays graphics
16:00 <Devil45> probably mac if it was apple
16:00 <Digerati> but not as good
16:00 <Devil45> or similar
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO6MEUyD5ks
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shirty The Slightly Aggressive Bear - Russell Crowe (Dec 18, 2006) - Category: Film & Animation - 87,317 views - 104 likes (95.4%), 5 dislikes (4.6%)
16:00 <TheRon> how can you forget shirty??
17:00 <Digerati> apple was workstation back then to
17:00 <Digerati> yes
17:00 <Devil45> by the time i left school theyd upgraded to ibm
17:00 <Devil45> and they had proper monitors by then
17:00 <Digerati> simba, we had a code in high school for IBM
17:00 <Devil45> far as i know they never used commodore
17:00 <Digerati> International Bong Mechanism
17:00 <frayedknot> oh from the late show
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah
18:00 <Devil45> now its all tablets and touch screen rigs in schools
18:00 <Digerati> well a bong is international by standard of its ways
18:00 <Digerati> touch screen with the palm pilot man
18:00 <Digerati> well not really with finger
18:00 <Digerati> with pen
18:00 <simba> weed
18:00 <Digerati> but touch came from the pen anyway
18:00 <slinky_J> weed
18:00 <slinky_J> pizza or bag
18:00 <Digerati> pen goes back to the 70's man
18:00 <Skirmish> I love that show.
18:00 <Skirmish> Their stunt segment, shit scared. 
18:00 <frayedknot> and graham and the colonel
18:00 <British^Meat> charlie the wonderdog
19:00 <slinky_J> how about sprinkle teh weedles on the pizza?
19:00 <Digerati> tablets are not new under the sun man
19:00 <Devil45> oh yes and they use lcd/led text devices (instead of biros and paper)
19:00 <Digerati> they are from before
19:00 <Devil45> much like those you sign for parcels on
19:00 <Digerati> they took that technology and implemented it
19:00 <simba> mite just get 1tb for 99 bux
19:00 <Digerati> nothing is new under the sun
19:00 <Digerati> for it has been from before
19:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJbzCHdy850
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shitscared Ep 1 (Nov 15, 2006) - Category: Comedy - 49,593 views - 159 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
20:00 <nate> i might just get simba for 99c:)
20:00 <Devil45> 1tb is ok for a new drive.
20:00 <Digerati> you say this is new, but i tell you it is not
20:00 <simba> i dont hoard FLAC files any more
20:00 <Digerati> nothing is new from the roots of knowledge man
20:00 <Digerati> we take from the old and make new innovations
20:00 <nate> digi gets lots of roots
20:00 <Digerati> new ideas and new inventions
20:00 <Digerati> but
20:00 <Digerati> it is never NEW
20:00 <Digerati> ever
20:00 <nate> alot of butt 2
20:00 <simba> butts
20:00 <Digerati> ciggy butt brain !
20:00 <frayedknot> pissweak world
21:00 <couleurs> he types like B1 and Pieter put together fuck
21:00 <Digerati> 120 wpm, eyes wide shut
21:00 <nate> impressive?
21:00 <couleurs> nonsense
21:00 <couleurs> lots of it
21:00 <Digerati> i did secretarial course
21:00 <Digerati> what else can i say ?
21:00 <nate> that mean u can suck cock and make a coffee?
21:00 <Digerati> touchtyping is easy man
21:00 <British^Meat> bargearse
22:00 <Digerati> oh yeah babay
22:00 <Digerati> bieber is our boy
22:00 <MrMark> scotch!!
22:00 <Digerati> eww
22:00 <Digerati> i wuv wisky
22:00 <Digerati> gimme
22:00 <Digerati> NOW
22:00 <Digerati> :)
22:00 <simba> shh
22:00 <TheRon> glenrowan
23:00 <Digerati> he should share simba :)
23:00 <nate> simba has a bath full of whisky
23:00 <nate> u know people bathe in red wine
23:00 <Digerati> fuck this tattoo is killing me
23:00 <nate> expensive bath:)
23:00 <Digerati> my back is all red
23:00 <slinky_J> wow
23:00 <Digerati> and it's only half finished
23:00 <slinky_J> in red wine
24:00 <slinky_J> id do it in milk
24:00 <Digerati> it covers my whole back
24:00 <slinky_J> it take off my nigger complexion
24:00 <slinky_J> ;D
24:00 <Digerati> 2 guns, and roses
24:00 <nate> the anti oxidants help ya skin
24:00 <nate> how much who knows
24:00 <nate> lol
24:00 <Digerati> and i dont mean axel the faggot from guns and roses :)
24:00 <Digerati> although i love him :)
24:00 <slinky_J> i drink a lot of tea
25:00 <Digerati> cammomile is nice
26:00 <simba> cum a mile
27:00 <Digerati> i'll cum on you
27:00 <Digerati> :)
27:00 <Student> gay
27:00 <Digerati> totally
27:00 <Digerati> but his a greek, what can i say ? :) haha
28:00 <Devil45> whitfield crane and axl rose had one thing in common 20+ years ago. 
29:00 <Devil45> similar vocal style and long hair
31:00 <MrMark> can u ppl drink as much as i can?
32:00 <mrwuf> alcoholics are weak souls
33:00 <slinky_J> fkn punk pizza joint dont open till like 5
33:00 <slinky_J> :(
35:00 <mrwuf> time for some exercise
35:00 <British^Meat> :) this guy
36:00 <British^Meat> is silent for hours
36:00 <British^Meat> lets us know he is exercising
36:00 <British^Meat> It wont work on me awolf
36:00 <British^Meat> i know your games
36:00 <British^Meat> i am not privvy to them
36:00 <johninj4> TV and radio presenter Glenn Wheeler faces a ‘long road to recovery’ after he was knocked off his scooter by a Mitsubishi wagon on the way to work.
36:00 <johninj4> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2015/02/01/1227204/098275-01e4b92c-a9cc-11e4-98ea-b0cbd556a12b.jpg 
37:00 <British^Meat> bleeding on the brain
38:00 <couleurs> yeh but u guys up 4 FiFa or what
38:00 <johninj4> fuck he put a fair dent in the bonnet
38:00 <johninj4> wonder how that happens
38:00 <johninj4> i mean sure he's riding a scooter so he kinda was asking for it
39:00 <Digerati> shit, midnight oil is reforming
40:00 <Digerati> god help us
40:00 <Digerati> cold chiesel is the best
40:00 <Digerati> fuck the rest
40:00 <johninj4> ahh an old person driving
43:00 <STINKFIST> sup naggers?
44:00 <Digerati> yo
45:00 <couleurs> nm just picken me nose n u?
45:00 <Digerati> NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
45:00 <STINKFIST> just picking your nose too
45:00 <STINKFIST> its nice to be nice
45:00 <Digerati> can i have a taste ?
45:00 <TheRon> toyota crown?
47:00 <slinky_J> stinky!
47:00 <STINKFIST> Kate
47:00 <slinky_J> woooo
47:00 <Skirmish> It's the Kate monster. rawr. 
47:00 <STINKFIST> Jeeshwa
47:00 <STINKFIST> what's good?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Stinky!
47:00 <STINKFIST> I am doing seafood buffet tonight
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> How was training?
47:00 <STINKFIST> tiring :)
47:00 <slinky_J> fkn gotta wait til 5pm to order sick pizza
47:00 <slinky_J> :P
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> eww where at?
47:00 <johninj4> mitsubishi
48:00 <slinky_J> NICE
48:00 <STINKFIST> we did a run and then stair sprints to finish
48:00 <STINKFIST> so the missus is having a nap 
48:00 <slinky_J> octopus?
48:00 <slinky_J> I could go some charred octi yo
48:00 <STINKFIST> yeah I haven't been to this place before
48:00 <slinky_J> some clams
48:00 <STINKFIST> so hopefully will be rad
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice!
48:00 <slinky_J> fk yeah man!
48:00 <STINKFIST> either way, I'll do my thing
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i think there is a place in darling harbour
48:00 <slinky_J> I wanted to get beach this morning
48:00 <STINKFIST> been on the G&Ts for a couple hours now
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap…..
48:00 <STINKFIST> really Kate?
48:00 <slinky_J> swim out this thing grab off hella clams
48:00 <slinky_J> get some crabs
48:00 <STINKFIST> the casino is surprisingly good for buffet
48:00 <johninj4> it might change the pH balance that's important to maintaining vaginal health.
48:00 <johninj4> lol thats pretty cool
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i'm trying to think...
49:00 <STINKFIST> $60 or something on a Friday night
49:00 <slinky_J> pick the grabs out with ur toes bro
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it was the casino
49:00 <STINKFIST> you mean the churassco?
49:00 <STINKFIST> Brazil BBQ joint?
49:00 <STINKFIST> Braza or something
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> donno, i'll ask some peps
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but yeah i was surprised all you can eat was some low price + more for sea food on ze weekend I think.. never been
50:00 <STINKFIST> the football is on tonight
50:00 <STINKFIST> Australia v South Korea
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh gawd 
50:00 <STINKFIST> going to be raaaaddddd
50:00 <STINKFIST> sorry in advance and suck it Korea
50:00 <STINKFIST> cos we're taking the cup!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously
50:00 <STINKFIST> I watched them play in the group stage in Brisbane
50:00 <STINKFIST> both teams were OK, but neither deserved a win
51:00 <STINKFIST> but Korea got the lucky goal, but that's football
51:00 <slinky_J> man
51:00 <slinky_J> i could go some eel
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
51:00 <slinky_J> ox tongue
51:00 <slinky_J> some noodles and soup
51:00 <STINKFIST> I went to a Xinjiang place last night
51:00 <STINKFIST> Uigher food
51:00 <STINKFIST> delicious
51:00 <slinky_J> awwww
51:00 <slinky_J> I'll always hate you
51:00 <slinky_J> :P
52:00 <slinky_J> know the good chinese food
52:00 <couleurs> ^_________^
52:00 <STINKFIST> true that
52:00 <STINKFIST> da pan ji
52:00 <TheRon> oh come on eileen
53:00 <STINKFIST> big plate of chicken
53:00 <STINKFIST> classic.
53:00 <STINKFIST> http://kaleidoscope.cultural-china.com/chinaWH/upload/upfiles/2011-03/16/xinjiang_dapanji_bigplate_chicken6bdc1df0243d7a535108.jpg 
56:00 <STINKFIST> unrelated
56:00 <STINKFIST> Pandora has decided I want to listen to Duran Duran
56:00 <STINKFIST> and yet... I have not pressed 'next'
56:00 <STINKFIST> fuck you Mirko
57:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh stink, back to ## for a sec, i'll voice you
58:00 <StrykerX> That's a decent dent
58:00 <StrykerX> Rider must've bounced a couple of times.
59:00 <nate> u big stinka!
59:00 <STINKFIST> ok le
10:00 <slinky_J> takin forever
10:00 <slinky_J> to get to 5pm
10:00 <slinky_J> 20 mins
10:00 <slinky_J> I'm hating clocks right now and being nice and flirting on fb
11:00 <couleurs> pics
11:00 <simba> go kolea
11:00 <simba> kolea win on pens after 120 mins 1-1
11:00 <couleurs> koala fc
12:00 <slinky_J> 18 minutes
12:00 <slinky_J> I'm glad I took a piss to pass two minutes.
14:00 <simba> lol 3 mins on a lego star wars game
14:00 <simba> 5 bux no bids
14:00 <simba> mAy As Well
17:00 <nate> may as smell
20:00 <STINKFIST> alright
20:00 <STINKFIST> jersey is on
21:00 <STINKFIST> gorgeous is standard
21:00 <STINKFIST> I am ready to go
21:00 <British^Meat> soton 4 lyf
21:00 <British^Meat> i like that u say jersey and not gurnsey
21:00 <couleurs> go koala fc
21:00 <STINKFIST> it was only ever Brits who said that when I was growing up
21:00 <mrwuf> game of thrones is cool
22:00 <STINKFIST> I do have a Soton jersey, but tonight it is the Australia jersey
22:00 <couleurs> u beaut
22:00 <British^Meat> oh aisian cup?
22:00 <STINKFIST> I have 3 legit professional team jerseys - Australia, Soton, Roar
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a scarf ?
22:00 <STINKFIST> and a bunch of fakes from China
22:00 <STINKFIST> no scarf, I have an Espana scarf
22:00 <STINKFIST> given by a Spaniard
22:00 <STINKFIST> jer
22:00 <STINKFIST> k
22:00 <TheRon> nude chicks
26:00 <slinky_J> fkn time
26:00 <slinky_J> 3 minutes
26:00 <slinky_J> hurry up lolz
26:00 <mrwuf> R.R.Martin is a dirty old basterd
27:00 <slinky_J> i want to taste bocc cheese mang
27:00 <couleurs> SaMeZ
27:00 <Nikky`> couleurs <3
27:00 <johninj4> the books aren't really that graphic
27:00 <johninj4> i think the director is to blame for that
27:00 <mrwuf> great story teller
27:00 <Ana_Ng> blame?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> more like praised
28:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky` 
28:00 <Nikky`> ello ello
28:00 <slinky_J> u want some couleurs
28:00 <slinky_J> i get a half n half
28:00 <johninj4> yeah it makes for easy reading most of the time
28:00 <johninj4> not a genre i am interested in
28:00 <johninj4> but it was easy to read
28:00 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkJ6BGwocg
29:00 <slinky_J> 4:59
29:00 <slinky_J> cmon ffs
29:00 <couleurs> ok
29:00 <slinky_J> 5pm!
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <Dugnuts> happy bday to me!
32:00 <Dugnuts> sing along you lot
32:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
32:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Dingbats
32:00 <johninj4> fine
32:00 <British^Meat> i find something about ppl having to announce thier own birthdays on irc kinda irksome :/
32:00 <mrwuf> new COPS episode badass... american cops are bonkers
32:00 <mrwuf> https://eztv.ch/ep/62593/cops-s27e24-hdtv-x264-w4f/
33:00 <couleurs> not u minja
33:00 <Dugnuts> well its not like anyone around here knows
33:00 <johninj4> :p
33:00 <Dugnuts> how else can i get the attention i so desperately crave?
33:00 <British^Meat> indeed
33:00 <Nikky`> Oh, i'll try not to do it then British^Meat :P
33:00 <British^Meat> <--- not doing it
33:00 <mrwuf> TAZER TAZER
34:00 <Dugnuts> good for you
34:00 <Dugnuts> fiine
34:00 <Digerati> hi dognuts
34:00 <johninj4> like it's 1999
35:00 <Dugnuts> i did party pretty hard on the millenium new year
35:00 <johninj4> i can't remember
35:00 <johninj4> so it was probably good
36:00 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrFOuWTGUh0
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Luca Antolini and TRX - Lost In Time (Jul 31, 2010) - Category: Music - 21,774 views - 268 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <slinky_J> fk about 45 mins
38:00 <slinky_J> burp
38:00 <slinky_J> this beer is shit now.
39:00 <slinky_J> drinnking this can for an hour or so
40:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
41:00 <bee_girl> cuute
41:00 <Dugnuts> what is?
42:00 <couleurs> PuFF pUFF
43:00 <Digerati> give
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> take it to the head!
43:00 <Digerati> your fucking up the rotation
43:00 <Digerati> stop stalling mthfkr
43:00 <Dugnuts> what the heck are you guys talking about?
43:00 <Vagisil> just had my yearly haircut lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> your mum
44:00 <Dugnuts> poor dead lady that she is
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well that's just a bit creepy then
44:00 <Digerati> mofo
44:00 <Dugnuts> she would have enjoyed strangers talking about her
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well, what ever floats yo' boat
45:00 <Dugnuts> im not the one talking about someone's dead mother
45:00 <Dugnuts> creepy sod
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
48:00 <Digerati> shuddup dognuts
48:00 <Digerati> :)
48:00 <Digerati> party pooper
49:00 <Digerati> otherwise i knock you out with my mfm drive
49:00 <Dugnuts> wat
49:00 <Digerati> all 10 meg of it :)
49:00 <Dugnuts> right
49:00 <MusiciaN> i'm due for one of those
50:00 <Digerati> hey, they weigh about 3 pounds
50:00 <Digerati> 3 pounds of steel
50:00 <Digerati> titanium mind you
50:00 <Digerati> do you know the only thing that you pay for on a hdd >
50:00 <Digerati> ?
50:00 <slinky_J> takin so long
50:00 <slinky_J> 20 mins
50:00 <MusiciaN> anybody want to hear the crap song i wrote today
50:00 <Vagisil> nope
50:00 <MusiciaN> i don't have anything else to offer this conversation
51:00 <slinky_J> i want to eat now
51:00 <Digerati> you pay for the plate
51:00 <slinky_J> like beagle loves to drink!
51:00 <Digerati> it's titanium
51:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahahaha
51:00 <Digerati> you remove that plate you get 40 bucks a plate
52:00 <Digerati> we collected 1000's of hdd's
52:00 <Digerati> the plate is all they need
52:00 <Digerati> to make a spaceship
52:00 <Digerati> dig that
52:00 <Digerati> :P
52:00 <MusiciaN> veridian dynamics
52:00 <MusiciaN> life. better.
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati
53:00 <TokenDaRing> you're going on like B1 again mate
54:00 <Christ0pher> fuck you
56:00 <MusiciaN> interesting
56:00 <MusiciaN> wait no the other thing, tedious
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
58:00 <mrwuf> happy bday Dugnuts 
58:00 <Dugnuts> thanks mrwuf
01:00 <bluemeanie> Mirc needs a like button
01:00 <bluemeanie> xD
01:00 <johninj4> yeah an upvote/downvote thing would be cool
02:00 <BlackDevil> awolf http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/afternoon-break-231-01282015.jpg
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it also needs a fuck off button
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 fuck offs and you should be booted
03:00 <BlackDevil> Digerati http://pix.echtlustig.com/1501/was-ist-nur-mit-deinen-augenbrauen-passiert.jpg
04:00 <mrwuf> winter is coming
04:00 <doctor> mrwuf is back
05:00 <bee_girl> look out
05:00 <mrwuf> my internet is capped until tomorrow 
05:00 <Digerati> de ja vue
05:00 <Digerati> same here man
05:00 <johninj4> lol
06:00 <mrwuf> ah if only we could control others... that is a waste of energy it seems, a game for fools
07:00 <mrwuf> we do possess the power to control where our attention is directed, with practise of course
07:00 <johninj4> i guess thats the next best thing
08:00 <BlackDevil> you have shit internet awolf
08:00 <mrwuf> ya
09:00 <BlackDevil> why?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl mrwuf is back
09:00 <TokenDaRing> oh great
09:00 <nate> 2 much porn!
09:00 <mrwuf> I pay $60 for 60gb and excess is free
10:00 <mrwuf> been watching GoT and 2 many movies..
10:00 <mrwuf> 6Mbps/1Mbps so pretty average 
10:00 <doctor> long smoko pete
10:00 <doctor> how many?
10:00 <bluemeanie> hard to ignore a turn in your eye though..... 
10:00 <bluemeanie> *turd
10:00 <bluemeanie> how r these typos even possible .....
10:00 <mrwuf> that sounds like the perfect test
10:00 <johninj4> alcohol
11:00 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf did you get a job?
11:00 <bluemeanie> yes please
12:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
13:00 <johninj4> :D
13:00 <mrwuf> awareness is an antenna, tune into whatever attracts you, the ugly or the beautiful, a choice we make, within our power completely 
14:00 <mrwuf> irc clients have a function for this built in, the ability to ignore the ugly
15:00 <Vagisil> fart
16:00 <TheRon> THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!!!
16:00 <mrwuf> its not what you can ignore that is impressive to me rather what we you influence.. 
17:00 <Vagisil> they dont sell for that much anymore
17:00 <Vagisil> get 15 platters for $5 on fleabay
17:00 <bluemeanie> dook'R'JERBZ
18:00 <StrykerX> Wow
18:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf is back
18:00 <BlackDevil> hi
19:00 <Digerati> a/s/l ?
20:00 <mrwuf> just saying hello
20:00 <mrwuf> n eating kfc
20:00 <StrykerX> Do you have a job now bro?
20:00 <mrwuf> every interaction we have another leaves a imprint of one variety or another, we're like marshmallows in that way, this is how I usually am able to identify a stoner - all the jagged edges of their personality have been eroded and they are typically painless in dealings
21:00 <Digerati> kfc sucks nowadays
21:00 <Digerati> back in the old days you used to get real chicken with kfx
21:00 <Digerati> kfc
21:00 <Digerati> and whole bits
21:00 <Digerati> they are fucking tightarses kfc
21:00 <Digerati> scabs
23:00 <couleurs> tell us some thang we don't know capten obviouse
23:00 <Digerati> maccas has always been the same since i worked in one here in flemington, vic back in 1984
23:00 <Digerati> there you go
23:00 <Digerati> how's that ?
23:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3aqifX66E
23:00 <Digerati> what does that tell you ?
23:00 <Vagisil> LMFAO
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of The Chasers War on Everything (Apr 18, 2011) - Category: Entertainment - views - 937 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
23:00 <Digerati> 1984 man
23:00 <Digerati> not many maccas back then
24:00 <Digerati> :P
24:00 <Digerati> eat that
24:00 <Digerati> i was 15 earning 2.50 a hour
24:00 <zaim> wtf
24:00 <Digerati> yes zaim
24:00 <Doodle> weren't you banned
25:00 <zaim> what country
25:00 <Vagisil> lol yer i was about $4.50 i think
25:00 <Digerati> here man
25:00 <Digerati> i swear on my mom man
25:00 <zaim> at 14 i was gettign 5.14
25:00 <Digerati> that aint a lie man
25:00 <zaim> not 2.50 man wtf werte u doing
25:00 <Digerati> well dude, thats what i got paid man
25:00 <Digerati> just cleaning
25:00 <Digerati> mopping and cleaning the lettuce
25:00 <zaim> on the books
25:00 <zaim> u got paid 2.50
25:00 <Digerati> yuo
25:00 <Digerati> yup
25:00 <zaim> the minimum wage is like 5 bucks 
25:00 <mrwuf> probably 
26:00 <zaim> what year was this
26:00 <Digerati> i didn't know that man
26:00 <Digerati> you taught me that now
26:00 <Digerati> 1984
26:00 <zaim> lol 184
26:00 <zaim> old cunt
27:00 <Mew> bi-lo used to pay $4.20 an hour for 14-15yrlds
27:00 <zaim> minimum wage back then was $4.13c
28:00 <zaim> $157 a week
28:00 <zaim> at a 38hr 
28:00 <Mew> yuck
28:00 <zaim> http://www.slp.wa.gov.au/industrial/indgaz.nsf/71E66277924877AC482576B100110043/$File/Appendix+2.pdf
29:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf, do you still mooch off your mothers old age pension?
29:00 <StrykerX> $4.20 an hour
29:00 <mrwuf> I took a sabbatical from austnet for a few months 
30:00 <StrykerX> They were trying to tell their staff something
30:00 <Digerati> cheers zaim
30:00 <Digerati> well well
30:00 <mrwuf> greetings friends I am well thank you
30:00 <Digerati> i only worked in maccas for awhile anyway
30:00 <Digerati> move onto cook on the final weeks
30:00 <zaim> what do u do now
30:00 <Digerati> nothing
30:00 <zaim> that sounds fun
30:00 <Digerati> on the pension
30:00 <Digerati> i am going blind
30:00 <StrykerX> Professional bludger
31:00 <Digerati> that's about it
31:00 <zaim> like legit blind
31:00 <Digerati> went blind in one eye
31:00 <Digerati> going blind in the other
31:00 <Digerati> neurological disorder
31:00 <zaim> does it run in the family?>
31:00 <Digerati> had surgery to the brain at 11
31:00 <Digerati> it ran in grandads
31:00 <zaim> have it again
31:00 <mrwuf> r u still suing the government
31:00 <Digerati> he had 13 children
31:00 <Digerati> my grandad had 13 kids
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - why come back
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
31:00 <mrwuf> Im thankful you both missed and remembered me
32:00 <Digerati> wuf, that's years ago ffs
32:00 <Digerati> when i mentioned that
32:00 <Digerati> i wish i could
32:00 <Digerati> they would settle out of court
32:00 <Digerati> but i don't want to be a reprobabte to the country
32:00 <mrwuf> sad to hear about your vision, how are you managing to IRC
32:00 <Digerati> we served Australia
33:00 <Digerati> if i took it to the media they would do something
33:00 <Digerati> but it wont help
33:00 <Digerati> consider how they would see it
33:00 <Digerati> the people that is
33:00 <mrwuf> while there are a minority here that wish to evoke my anger but instead only arouse my pity, I return in order to maintain the friendships I have made
33:00 <mrwuf> believe it not people in places are glad to see me 
34:00 <Digerati> i said: i would give 99.999% of the suing to a childrens hospital
34:00 <Digerati> 2 billion
34:00 <Digerati> no joke
34:00 <Digerati> i mean fucking bernie banton got 4.5 billion
34:00 <Digerati> from the james hardie claim
35:00 <Digerati> mesothelioma from asbestos he had
35:00 <Digerati> are not kids any better than bernie ?
35:00 <Digerati> it wouldn't bother man
35:00 <Digerati> they are crims the gov, seriously
35:00 <mrwuf> I've been working towards achieving elite lifting status on strength standards and Im comfortable enough in my skin to take a hiatus
36:00 <Digerati> 0.001% would be to put me in a nutfarm
36:00 <Digerati> with all the good drugs :)
36:00 <Digerati> know any good lawyers ?
36:00 <Digerati> my dad went fucking nuts during the vietnam war making bombs
36:00 <bluemeanie> is that why you write all smarty like that, so people dont think your just a meat head?
37:00 <Digerati> ADF, DOD, HMAS, the army basically
37:00 <Digerati> sue the army ?
37:00 <Digerati> come on man, never has happened
37:00 <Digerati> not in this country anyway
38:00 <Digerati> the sicknesses that were found in him during his work with adf my dad
38:00 <Mew> would you recommend it?
38:00 <Digerati> the guy fucking grew up as a farmer on a tiny island, that is total heathy
38:00 <mrwuf> is the world full of jocks and nerds?
39:00 <StrykerX> Digerati, are you talking to yourself?
39:00 <Digerati> recommend what man ? :)
39:00 <slinky_J> oh pizza so yum
39:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
39:00 <Digerati> i am talking to everyone after that statement
39:00 <slinky_J> If only Mew could cook
39:00 <Digerati> fuck the army
39:00 <slinky_J> make some pizza.
39:00 <Mew> hello blackychan
39:00 <slinky_J> bogan.
39:00 <Digerati> we need a peace army
39:00 <slinky_J> peace army..
39:00 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf doesn't get that people don't care about anything he says
39:00 <TokenDaRing> he just comes in and says the same monolouge, day in, day out
40:00 <Digerati> soldiers of peace
40:00 <Digerati> not killing or war
40:00 <slinky_J> so then
40:00 <slinky_J> no army
40:00 <Digerati> yeah right
40:00 <slinky_J> just a bunch of  hippies
40:00 <Digerati> yeah
40:00 <slinky_J> spreading love
40:00 <Digerati> hippies with no drugs
40:00 <slinky_J> do the hiipie chicks shave their poon and legs?
40:00 <Digerati> i will name it like that
40:00 <slinky_J> no drugs yeah
40:00 <Digerati> "Hippies Without Drugs"
40:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
40:00 <mrwuf> I think if a male doesn't invest time in growing their strength they probably are not as smart as they believe they are, since your body largely determines the type of personality you can rock
40:00 <TokenDaRing> " since your body largely determines the type of personality you can rock"
40:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
40:00 <TokenDaRing> so basically, fake that you're cool
40:00 <TokenDaRing> good one
40:00 <mrwuf> have you ever seen a weak male try to act tuff? how about a obese female try to act sexy, quite funny yes
41:00 <slinky_J> "And Hippie Chicks With Shaved Legs And Armpits And Poon"
41:00 <StrykerX> Hippies don't shave
41:00 <StrykerX> It's not natural mannnnn
41:00 <Digerati> StrykerX :)
41:00 <Digerati> yeah, hairy puss
41:00 <Digerati> nah
41:00 <mrwuf> our bodies are a reflection of our Spirit, Soul, Heart and as our bodies and strength grow, so do we
42:00 <Digerati> totally bad
42:00 <Digerati> imagine all the shit that sticks in there
42:00 <slinky_J> haha
42:00 <Digerati> shaved  is better
42:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX in my dream last night this chick i was into had like this leg hair like head hair yo and dyed blonde too
42:00 <bluemeanie> except your penis
42:00 <bluemeanie> apparently
42:00 <mrwuf> ah I like you
42:00 <bluemeanie> dont take offence
42:00 <bluemeanie> im just puttin it out there
42:00 <mrwuf> yet you host vivid wireless is that not the host the police use on this network
42:00 <bluemeanie> and that is relevent how?
43:00 <slinky_J> freaky
43:00 <StrykerX> LOL
43:00 <slinky_J> but it was a dream so like
43:00 <slinky_J> HOT
43:00 <slinky_J> haha like some kinda alien
43:00 <StrykerX> Is that the chick who commented on your status last night?
43:00 <StrykerX> With the krout name?
43:00 <Vagisil> oi dig did u see my renters shitty driveway lol
43:00 <mrwuf> I'm just putting it out there
43:00 <bluemeanie> clutching at straws, pity your wit doesnt match your coolness
43:00 <bluemeanie> =D
44:00 <Digerati> ah no
44:00 <Vagisil> the sewer backed up onto her driveway lol
44:00 <slinky_J> um
44:00 <slinky_J> Jes?
44:00 <johninj4> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> nah
45:00 <Digerati> show me Vagisil
45:00 <slinky_J> oh wait sonia?
45:00 <Vagisil> ill upload again hang on
45:00 <StrykerX> Jes I think
45:00 <slinky_J> nah not her but i saw her today
45:00 <slinky_J> was kinda random
45:00 <Vagisil> http://imgur.com/hy0VDKk
45:00 <StrykerX> lol
45:00 <johninj4> bad boys bad boys wathca gonna do
45:00 <bluemeanie> why would a govt department even THINK of using vividwireless they have like 60 % uptime lol
45:00 <bluemeanie> @ 0.3mbs
46:00 <slinky_J> wtf was the post
46:00 <slinky_J> oh
46:00 <slinky_J> I commented on that post earlier hahahahahahaha!
46:00 <Digerati> vag, is that maribyrnong ?
46:00 <TheRon> someday somehow gonna make it all right but not right now, i know you're wondering when
46:00 <Digerati> cool shizzas, bought the whole collection of angrybirds for pc :)
46:00 <bluemeanie> cant surf porn onthat
46:00 <Digerati> i got the cd on friday :)
46:00 <slinky_J> pooeenn
46:00 <Digerati> angrybirds on pc is cool
47:00 <Vagisil> merriwa
47:00 <Digerati> oh
47:00 <Vagisil> wa
47:00 <nate> how do u make them angry?
48:00 <TheRon> 5 cans without a pee
48:00 <aw0lf> i know all about attracting girls, because I sit at home and work out all day
48:00 <aw0lf> i do weights for 30 seconds, rest for 15 minutes, then repeat
48:00 <nate> aw0lf i am sure u are lovely]
49:00 <Vagisil> im so proud of my bae
49:00 <Vagisil> teaching year 10 this year
49:00 <aw0lf> my mum says i am hot
49:00 <aw0lf> i know what women look for in a guy, they want strong and confident men
49:00 <nate> yeah cool
49:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
49:00 <aw0lf> seen a small shy guy ever get hot women? it's funny
49:00 <aw0lf> it's all about your image
50:00 <mrwuf> second life or real life
50:00 <nate> i have seen small ugly guys get women
50:00 <nate> :D
50:00 <aw0lf> they pay them
50:00 <TheRon> i've got women
50:00 <aw0lf> women like money too
50:00 <aw0lf> i know these things
50:00 <aw0lf> because i read wikipedia all day and watch much youtube
50:00 <aw0lf> i am a very learned man
51:00 <slinky_J> you need some vagina Digerati?
51:00 <Digerati> popcap games are not bad
51:00 <slinky_J> i can make one with my hands
51:00 <slinky_J> like in the shape
51:00 <Digerati> slinky_J , i am fine :) thnx
51:00 <TheRon> i read ralph i know what women want
51:00 <aw0lf> those magazines are for men who want to pretend to be strong
51:00 <aw0lf> they are not real men, like me
51:00 <TheRon> real men wear pink
52:00 <slinky_J> I put some sun cream in there
52:00 <slinky_J> okay
52:00 <Digerati> it's ok man
52:00 <Digerati> :)
52:00 <Mew> that's just a creamy handjob 
52:00 <Digerati> your safe :)
52:00 <slinky_J> that's what the guy always says
52:00 <slinky_J> then he get's a girls bum pregnuns
52:00 <Vagisil> fucking ple website fucked
52:00 <Vagisil> for fucks sake
52:00 <aw0lf> they are for people who want to pretend to be men, but are really gay
52:00 <TheRon> we can be heroes just for one day
52:00 <mrwuf> ofteyou can tell Im standing in the light from my shadows
53:00 <Vagisil> the delivery details suburb thing is fucked
53:00 <Vagisil> so i emailed them with my correct details
53:00 <Vagisil> and theyve put some totally different fucked up address in
53:00 <Vagisil> not even my name
53:00 <Vagisil> and now theyre saying thyeve gotta wait for it to be returned before they post my stuff out
53:00 <Vagisil> what the actual fuck
53:00 <aw0lf> i know these things, i go out to the pubs in gladstone
53:00 <aw0lf> and the tradies are intimidated by me
53:00 <aw0lf> they feel threatened by my masculinity
53:00 <mrwuf> is that what you feel
53:00 <TheRon> earing and makeup??
54:00 <slinky_J> fucked
54:00 <StrykerX> Hi CheekyChica
54:00 <StrykerX> ASL?
54:00 <couleurs> calm down bro
54:00 <DemonsRun> Asl CheekyChica ?
54:00 <slinky_J> like when you have teh peen in teh vee right?
54:00 <Mew> not responding immediately.. so cheeky
54:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
54:00 <aw0lf> the tradies are gay here, they get drunk and touch each other up
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <TheRon> all of them?
54:00 <johninj4> only one way to find out info like that
54:00 <aw0lf> yes, they try to touch me up but i am not gay
55:00 <DemonsRun> I thought we were cheeky Mew .
55:00 <DemonsRun> We've out out cheeked.
55:00 <couleurs> Hi CheeseyChico
55:00 <Mew> we do get a bit cheeky
55:00 <StrykerX> Mmm cheesey
55:00 <couleurs> Bye Pete Have a Great Time 
55:00 <mrwuf> wb
55:00 <TheRon> watch the aussies couleurs ?
55:00 <couleurs> thank's
55:00 <couleurs> not really, only the last 15 or something
55:00 <couleurs> who cares
55:00 <couleurs> =)
56:00 <StrykerX> Pete
56:00 <StrykerX> Oh good, your script isn't shit
56:00 <slinky_J> I wish these bogun cunts over the fence would stop shouting some bogan crap
56:00 <slinky_J> watching the hippity ball or some shit
56:00 <slinky_J> go to a bar cunt
56:00 <Digerati> 11THIS COLOR SUCKS TOTALY
56:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
56:00 <couleurs> i was going 4 japan
56:00 <couleurs> so fuck dem
56:00 <aw0lf> i would go out more, but trying to save my money after centrelink cut off my pension
56:00 <TheRon> south korea have anyone playing for them?
56:00 <couleurs> yes the 1 who score gole
56:00 <couleurs> son 
56:00 <johninj4> they all had cool names
56:00 <couleurs> he play in germany
57:00 <British^Meat> fke aye oi huehue
57:00 <Digerati> 13YO
57:00 <couleurs> bayer leverkuz 
57:00 <couleurs> your fave team TheRon 
57:00 <couleurs> i thought you'd know
57:00 <TheRon> nope
57:00 <TheRon> dortmund?
57:00 <couleurs> DORTMEND
57:00 <couleurs> they are dead last
57:00 <couleurs> GO TEAM
58:00 <couleurs> they drew 0-0 today
58:00 <TheRon> they been screwed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan the Man ... back 10 mins 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what does he do?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it ... GOAL!
58:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/FrailDisgustingCoypu
59:00 <johninj4> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2g3mor_zlatan-fails-a-trick-hugs-defender_sport 
00:00 <Digerati> hehe, i read the title of my dads house and snr detective of police owned it :)
00:00 <Digerati> no wonder they painted the floors with tar
00:00 <Digerati> keep evil spirits out :) rof
00:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/OldWelllitAsiaticwildass
00:00 <couleurs> hehe 2 gk
01:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA the asian anchor woman on sb
01:00 <slinky_J> sbs*
01:00 <slinky_J> lel!!!
01:00 <slinky_J> she's like the Ultra Muppet
01:00 <couleurs> good 1 zlaten
02:00 <mrwuf> she rules
02:00 <Digerati> i am going to raise the greek flag next australia day :P
02:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/FrigidLastingCougar
02:00 <couleurs> kool
02:00 <johninj4> :'(
03:00 <Digerati> after all, those greek cunt wogs did most of the work here in australia, plus italians
03:00 <Digerati> see how the aussies react to that
03:00 <Digerati> :P
03:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/ScaryTenseGlobefish
03:00 <couleurs> lol bale missed open gole
03:00 <johninj4> this my last 1 http://i.imgur.com/25lFxrX.gif 
03:00 <johninj4> omg shocker
04:00 <Digerati> cool song :) : summer of 69
04:00 <Digerati> sunbury 1969 earthcore :)
04:00 <Digerati> earthcore has since then slowly died out
04:00 <Digerati> nobody wants to go to raves
04:00 <johninj4> he needs a right foot
04:00 <couleurs> should've let james hit it
04:00 <couleurs> that guy doesn't miss
04:00 <couleurs> Loser
04:00 <couleurs> runs into him too
04:00 <couleurs> what a fag
05:00 <Digerati> 3 days of speed, weed and acid :)
06:00 <Digerati> armin aint that good, i prefer tiesto cos he mixes more vocals
06:00 <Digerati> i prefer vocals in trance
06:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/BeneficialSnoopyAmericankestrel
06:00 <couleurs> kool
07:00 <TheRon> breasts
07:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aORdtag3rw4
07:00 <couleurs> they actually wonned !
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the Zaltan one though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what a great way to avoid a card
07:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swedish House Mafia vs. Bryan Adams - Summer Of 69 Child [Shahar Varshal] (Apr 11, 2013) - Category: Music - views - 92 likes (97.9%), 2 dislikes (2.1%)
08:00 <TheRon> why ruin a great song?
08:00 <Digerati> for the young generation man
08:00 <TheRon> fuck them
08:00 <Digerati> nobody is going to dance to slow shit
08:00 <Digerati> dude, my bf is a dj one of the best in melb
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you should write a letter to Wet Spam
08:00 <Bastardly_One> offering to be striker
08:00 <johninj4> lol
08:00 <johninj4> i doubt i would last 10 mins
08:00 <johninj4> too many cigs been smoked now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd do better than the rest :P
08:00 <couleurs> thought it might be a draw
08:00 <slinky_J> I'm a Z Grade celebrity, leave me in the jungle!
08:00 <johninj4> haha nah, andy was parked up behind the halfway line a lot of the game
09:00 <TheRon> starship - nothings gonna stop us now
09:00 <Digerati> he has done stereosonic
09:00 <Digerati> i will mix that starship
09:00 <Digerati> if you so insist
09:00 <TheRon> better not
09:00 <Digerati> better will, just email them
09:00 <Digerati> royaltys :)
09:00 <slinky_J> For the sake of all Australia leave them there!
09:00 <johninj4> they had valencia on the break but he doesn't have much techers
09:00 <johninj4> fast enough 
09:00 <johninj4> so yeh
09:00 <johninj4> it was more the gameplan that made us look bad
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs wet spam cannot do anything other than park the bus?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they're clearly incapable
09:00 <johninj4> well the table would beg to differ
09:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even beat us before Dan the Man comes on to complete the deadly trio
10:00 <TheRon> email breasts
10:00 <Digerati> if you tried really hard you can remix 50's
10:00 <StrykerX> [email protected]?
10:00 <TheRon> jive bunny already did that
10:00 <johninj4> are you saying liverpool are shit and we should have beaten them?
10:00 <johninj4> away?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffff that table this year means shit!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> look at all the top teams
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, yes we are 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've said that all year 
10:00 <johninj4> you aren't great but you are better than west ham
10:00 <johninj4> as you have been since forever
11:00 <Digerati> and jive bunny died
11:00 <Digerati> i killed him
11:00 <Digerati> jive bunny and the mastermixers sucked dude
11:00 <couleurs> bvb better than both -_-
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <johninj4> and rock bottom
11:00 <johninj4> in germany 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the 80s are over for sure and will never return
11:00 <johninj4> wtf
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but still
12:00 <Bastardly_One> actually that could be the accusation of our sister team over there last in nazi league too
12:00 <johninj4> eh you did alright when torres was firing
12:00 <johninj4> had a good chance to win that year
12:00 <johninj4> won a champs league
12:00 <johninj4> nothing to be shamed about
13:00 <TheRon> richard marx - angelia
13:00 <Digerati> nice song
13:00 <Loof> gtfo ooomp stupid cocksplinter
13:00 <ooomp> Loof I love you
13:00 <Digerati> loof you fool
14:00 <couleurs> 11welcome home ooomp 
14:00 <Digerati> welcome
14:00 <ooomp> Thanks couleurs
14:00 <couleurs> 11help how do i turn couleurs off
14:00 <Digerati> press x in the corner
14:00 <TheRon> go the socceroos tonight
14:00 <Mew> wb b1
14:00 <couleurs> 11ok
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought stebie got right of colours
14:00 <Digerati> they playing what country ron ?
14:00 <couleurs> bvb peaked last season and season before not in the 80s
15:00 <Mew> you can go for your lunch break now Digeriati
15:00 <couleurs> 11yugoslovakia
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks Mew
15:00 <TheRon> south korea
15:00 <TheRon> asian cup final
15:00 <Digerati> sk kicks ass man
15:00 <Digerati> 2-1
15:00 <Digerati> 2 australia
15:00 <TheRon> how about these asian aresholes wanting australia out of asia
15:00 <couleurs> runners up in champions league twice in a row
15:00 <mrwuf> the best thing about the 80s.... is that they are over 
15:00 <couleurs> lfc aren't even in the champions league m8
16:00 <Digerati> cant happen cos of fifa
16:00 <Digerati> premier league shit
16:00 <mrwuf> http://stokereport.s3.amazonaws.com/543a58546222d7f8b72966f87c194786.jpg
17:00 <Digerati> LET'S DANCE
17:00 <Digerati> under the moonlight, the serious moonlight
17:00 <Digerati> and if you say run, i'll run with you
17:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind
17:00 <couleurs> IMAGINE IF THEY WIN CL AND GET RELEGATED IN BUNDYSLEGER
17:00 <johninj4> lol
17:00 <couleurs> it would be crasy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
17:00 <johninj4> that has happened with the FA cup
17:00 <johninj4> a couple of times
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are ruining my stalking you know
17:00 <johninj4> oin europe but in the championship
17:00 <couleurs> klopp is like idc about CL 
17:00 <couleurs> we want 2 bounce bak 2 da top
18:00 <brb^PiZza> 11Brb Smoko
18:00 <Loof> take your time couleurs, in fact take forever please
18:00 <amsy> pls no
18:00 <Digerati> amsy !
18:00 <amsy> hurry back cc
18:00 <Loof> amsy wants to bone him
18:00 <amsy> hello
18:00 <Digerati> hmm
18:00 <Doodle> she has a long distance vagoo
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Digerati> hahaha
18:00 <couleurs> how is that even possible
18:00 <couleurs> they have to win every match
18:00 <couleurs> someone calculater it
18:00 <johninj4> well avoiding relegation would be a more important prospect
18:00 <johninj4> if they get relegated everyone will leave
18:00 <johninj4> they should be able to pull that off
18:00 <couleurs> agreed.
18:00 <johninj4> i dunno what is even going wrong
18:00 <couleurs> maybe they will finish top 5 at best
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 0-T1S5incOA
19:00 <Digerati> i am just a body with an ugly face :(
19:00 <Loof> oops
19:00 <Digerati> fuck i want to punch randy orton in the bum but
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ooops
19:00 <Digerati> i never been in a fight ever
19:00 <Vagisil> he iss till wrestling?
19:00 <Vagisil> jesus
19:00 <Digerati> but randy is gay fever
19:00 <couleurs> me either
19:00 <couleurs> it's the same team pretty much
19:00 <johninj4> yeah man
19:00 <couleurs> the new guys aren't bad
19:00 <johninj4> its like everyone worked them out
19:00 <couleurs> they just playing dumb/bad
19:00 <couleurs> idgi
20:00 <Digerati> he has a better body than most ppl i trained in my life
20:00 <Digerati> gourgeous
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Randy Orton is not wrestling atm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he had a fake injury to go to movies
20:00 <Digerati> steroid factor that fuckwit but
20:00 <johninj4> yeah its not luck
21:00 <Digerati> i know b1
21:00 <TheRon> back on raw this week
21:00 <Digerati> we were lucky to meet with him at festival hall last year
21:00 <Digerati> he did a tour
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that Raw ... what a load of shit that was
21:00 <Digerati> festival hall melbourne
21:00 <TheRon> it snowed
21:00 <Digerati> his a greaseball
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as if they couldn't get to the stadium ... they could film at HQ
21:00 <couleurs> CL is back in like 2 weeks and a bit
21:00 <couleurs> da best of da best
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the cameras had to get to HQ to begin with
22:00 <Digerati> they would have to pay me 1000's to massage that prick :) hehe
22:00 <Bastardly_One> why not just say, every cunt is having a night off
22:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
22:00 <Ana_Ng> hey
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i am working
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaTIpI4Mwcg
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Wild is the Wind' - Gypsy Lee Pistolero (Sep 22, 2013) - Category: Music - 3,561 views - 41 likes (87.2%), 6 dislikes (12.8%)
22:00 <Digerati> rick flair is the legend
23:00 <Digerati> fuck hulk
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Rick Flair I wish would just have a stroke
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck off
23:00 <Digerati> hulk turned against WCW and went NWO
23:00 <Doodle> i wish that about all wrestling
23:00 <Loof> same
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks disabled as it is now
23:00 <Digerati> hulk is a stoner
23:00 <Doodle> just choreographed fuckheadedry
23:00 <Digerati> another piece of hippy lard
23:00 <Loof> some people just cant get enough of half naked men touching each other
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who was on drugs every single night?
24:00 <TheRon> ham cheese pineapple pizza
24:00 <Doodle> me
24:00 <British^Meat> u
24:00 <Bastardly_One> mostly smack too
24:00 <Digerati> chris benoit
24:00 <Doodle> oh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Road Dogg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Benoit was just on the roid
24:00 <Bastardly_One> s
24:00 <ooomp> Oh
24:00 <Digerati> i cant believe i actually shed a tear for 30 seconds when i heard eddie guerrero was dead
24:00 <Doodle> did road dogg have a female partner called road head
24:00 <Digerati> not even 30, maybe 15
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like your manager is making dumb arse experimental changes either
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like, hi Brendan!
25:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp o/
25:00 <Digerati> i felt sorry for the cunt
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesse James was on smack all the time ... when he couldnt find it he'd get eddie to score coke
25:00 <ooomp> \o
25:00 <Doodle> welcome to drug talk #554886
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, heh ... no, one called Billy "Mr Ass" Gunn
25:00 <Digerati> eddie didn't want to compete with cousin fag short boy 360
25:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
25:00 <ooomp> I thought it was 554887
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Billy was the passive one if ya know what I mean *wink wink*
25:00 <Doodle> could be
25:00 <ooomp> Give or take eh
26:00 <Digerati> 369
26:00 <TheRon> billy and chuck
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Rey Mysterio isn't his cousin you dick
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Chavo is his cousin
26:00 <Digerati> i thought he was
26:00 <Digerati> oh
26:00 <Digerati> thnx
26:00 <Digerati> chavo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Lie, cheat, steal 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> latino heat
27:00 <Digerati> that last match with rey looked real with eddie, belting the fuck out of each other
27:00 <Bastardly_One> <3'd Eddie
27:00 <Digerati> although nothing is real in wrestling
27:00 <Digerati> and nothing to get hung about :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> know why Batista went again?
27:00 <Doodle> Nikkypoos o/
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he wanted to use the old school tricks of blood and stuff
28:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooo <3
28:00 <Doodle> <3
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not allowed in the PG era so he left again 
28:00 <Doodle> whats happening
28:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot.. relaxing, you?
28:00 <ooomp> Doodle is being mean
28:00 <ooomp> As usual
28:00 <Doodle> procrastinating instead of exercising
28:00 <Digerati> cant wait till they hold another match in melb WWE
28:00 <Doodle> i am not being mean
28:00 <Nikky`> Aaah mean Doodle.. love a mean Doodle ;o)
28:00 <Doodle> i'm fucking lovely
28:00 <couleurs> who...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> July/Aug
29:00 <amsy> doodle stop being meeeaaannnn
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the same time every year
29:00 <ooomp> You're fucking something
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <TheRon> mike and the mechanics - the living years
29:00 <ooomp> Just unsure
29:00 <Doodle> i wish
29:00 <Digerati> sad song ron
29:00 <ooomp> Dreams come true 
29:00 <Vagisil> lbp 11 lab 3
29:00 <Doodle> wet dreams?
29:00 <Vagisil> 45 to win
29:00 <ooomp> Those too
29:00 <Vagisil> lnp*
29:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
30:00 <ooomp> I can't imagine the laundry requirements
30:00 <Doodle> brown sheets
30:00 <Doodle> ;)
30:00 <ooomp> Brown wet dreams?
30:00 <ooomp> Yuck
30:00 <Doodle> lol no
30:00 <Doodle> :/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
30:00 <johninj4> klopp has been known to make a few changes
30:00 <johninj4> i dunno if thats the issue or not though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes it can be because everyone gets so used to going for certain routines 
31:00 <ooomp> You need to be clearer at times Doodle
31:00 <Doodle> lol no you need to stop twisting my words
31:00 <ooomp> :o
31:00 <johninj4> i'm guessing a confidence thing is probably the biggest stumbling block
31:00 <johninj4> first overconfidence now lack of confidence
31:00 <johninj4> they lost lewa too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fair call
31:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 email klopp n ask him
32:00 <ooomp> Why I never
32:00 <Doodle> and start taking off your pants
32:00 <ooomp> ...killed the bloody king
32:00 <ooomp> Err no
32:00 <ooomp> Its cold.
32:00 <Doodle> pfff
32:00 <ooomp> Trackies are to remain
32:00 <Doodle> fine
32:00 <Doodle> killjoy
32:00 <ooomp> Bite me
32:00 <johninj4> need to replace him
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him for his job
32:00 <couleurs> they got immobile
32:00 <couleurs> he's decent
32:00 <johninj4> has he done anything?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> immobile shits me 
32:00 <couleurs> yeah he's scored a few goles
32:00 <johninj4> its just odd man
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish someone would break his legs and make him immobile
32:00 <johninj4> look at lambert
32:00 <johninj4> and soldado
32:00 <couleurs> but he's no lewa
33:00 <Doodle> omnom
33:00 <ooomp> I like how everyone has gone quiet
33:00 <Doodle> theyre masturbating
33:00 <Doodle> living vicariously through our conversation
33:00 <ooomp> This isn't private messaging guys
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lambert
33:00 <johninj4> both brilliant then they move clubs and become shite
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs can someone buy that cunt?
33:00 <couleurs> we got kampl now too
33:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck do we have him in a side ever?
33:00 <johninj4>  think hull and palace want him
33:00 <couleurs> he's decent as well
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fine! take him!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not a good fit for us I think despite how much he wants to wear that red
34:00 <ooomp> Doodle doesn't get that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Vagisil> 16/7
34:00 <Doodle> among other things
34:00 <ooomp> Doodle is wanking
34:00 <Doodle> as if, i wait until the lights have gone out and all the children have gone to sleep
34:00 <ooomp> Pfft
34:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4C4gEqDPVU
34:00 <beehhh> kyle?
34:00 <Nicholas> johninj4
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Royal Buffet Restaurant (Dhaka) Short Documentary (Oct 28, 2013) - Category: Travel & Events - 5,480 views - 10 likes (71.4%), 4 dislikes (28.6%)
34:00 <Nicholas> johninj4: how are you?
34:00 <Nicholas> johninj4, where is mels?
35:00 <nate> doodles are loud;l
35:00 <Doodle> *allowed
35:00 <Doodle> ty
35:00 <ooomp> No, we read that as Doodle is a loud wanker
35:00 <ooomp> Ty
35:00 <ooomp> ;)
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
35:00 <Doodle> i'm all
35:00 <Austfailure> lol @ nbnco
35:00 <Doodle> I LIKE THAT DONT I
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the ## losers are finally quietening down
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cats losers return
35:00 <Bastardly_One> good times
35:00 <Nicholas> Hi b1
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi !
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what woman?
36:00 <ooomp> No need to YELL
36:00 <Doodle> i'm loud
36:00 <ooomp> We are quite capable of HEARING YOU
36:00 <Doodle> its for emphasis
36:00 <ooomp> except this is IRC ffs
36:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/k8qz_PtB8gM
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rythmic vibes3 (Jan 31, 2015) - Category: Music - views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Christopher> sat night
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not a # # loser… i just chat there
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you returned?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm in both
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you stopped before I got sick of them even
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or was that bee_girl?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
36:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought both of you but I guess not
37:00 <Vagisil> 17/9
37:00 <Christopher> oh
37:00 <ooomp> Oh great, more crap gay tunes from Chris
37:00 <Vagisil> 19/11
37:00 <Doodle> yay
37:00 <Christopher> its good song
37:00 <Christopher> ooomp
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I've a decent reason to hate ##
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and not trust practically anyone in there
37:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why
37:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think?
38:00 <Christopher> its new music
38:00 <Christopher> made today
38:00 <Doodle> well thats killed my boner
38:00 <Doodle> must be time for a cup of tea
38:00 <ooomp> It takes him a whole day to make a "tune" usually because he's gasm'ing every five seconds 
38:00 <ooomp> Thinks his music is awesome
38:00 <Bastardly_One> look where most of my trouble stems from?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> becasuse taco is a cunt?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> because**
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so are all of his little crew
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - no
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol - yes
38:00 <johninj4> i only go there because katatonic_kate01 goes there
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i'm not part of anyones law 'crew'
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially not because of taco LOLZ
39:00 <Christopher> what
39:00 <Christopher> i like u
39:00 <Doodle> brb
39:00 <Doodle> vomiting
39:00 <Doodle> not really
39:00 <Doodle> but brb
39:00 <Ana_Ng> the distance from anchorage to new york is about the same distance from melbourne to jakarto
39:00 <Ana_Ng> a
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said you did I spaz
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I said his little sycophants
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ninja we should just create our own ch
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it would prob get boring
40:00 <Christopher> fuck that songs loud as fuck
40:00 <Christopher> had it on vol of 2
40:00 <Christopher> lols
40:00 <ooomp> https://imgflip.com/i/h1g93
40:00 <johninj4> lol
40:00 <johninj4> i'm surprised how that took off
41:00 <TheRon>  Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ##
41:00 <johninj4> yeh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
41:00 <johninj4> don't see many grow that quick
41:00 <Nicholas> johninj4
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> only because peeps chat there
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's only because the cunt invites every second loser
41:00 <Bastardly_One> #cats2
42:00 <Vagisil> 20/16
42:00 <Austfailure> yawn
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and kindly stop noteopping me taco thanks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
43:00 <Christopher> sounds like shut down
43:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/k8qz_PtB8gM
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rythmic vibes3 (Jan 31, 2015) - Category: Music - views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <Christopher> lols
44:00 <beagle> fuck its loud
44:00 <beagle> good god.
44:00 <beagle> very bassy too
44:00 <beagle> nice 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> God Bless Ozzy Osbourne is on at 8:30 on abc2
44:00 <beagle> not sure speakers can take it tik tok tik tok
44:00 <Bastardly_One> could be alight
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *alright
44:00 <beagle> did all that bullshit on cam just now
44:00 <beagle> is for a break.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this Type O Negative song
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually not about fucking hot goth girls or whining about dead people
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the best homophobic song ever
45:00 <TheRon> aussies v south korea?
45:00 <beagle> was yesterday
45:00 <beagle> lmao
45:00 <beagle> this is wicked wild
45:00 <beagle> ive good bass n tweeters n stuff
45:00 <beagle> sounds very good
45:00 <beagle> im like lets not wear it out
45:00 <beagle> tilly
45:00 <beagle> lets not
45:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
46:00 <beagle> guess i am
46:00 <TheRon> heart - alone
46:00 <beagle> url
46:00 <beagle> you idiots are hardcore
46:00 <beagle> i think ill fit right in
46:00 <beagle> you know this
46:00 <beagle> this fucking url you give me i play and entire house rocks
46:00 <beagle> so clear 
46:00 <beagle> fucken cool
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sorry if my views make you annoyed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just jealous I've not got hemmoroids
46:00 <slinky_J> marcia marcia marcia
46:00 <mrwuf> cats was cool
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Skrillex - Fucking Die 2 (Cooper Mix).mp3 (12.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:05)
47:00 <beagle> mouse is out of batteries ....
47:00 <beagle> entire house shakes
47:00 <beagle> ...
47:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure !!
47:00 <mrwuf> we didn't give out ops to attract people
47:00 <ooomp> couleurs, do you like, stuff?
47:00 <Butthurt_One> taco screwed me and didn't even give me a reacharound
47:00 <couleurs> yes i do ooomp 
47:00 <ooomp> Excellent
47:00 <couleurs> do you like stuff too?
48:00 <[Maverick]>  tell ya mum to stop running around 
48:00 <beagle> she can get high
48:00 <Ana_Ng> whoa
48:00 <ooomp> Doooodullll :/
48:00 <ooomp> Why yes.. Yes I do :)
48:00 <mrwuf> theres a fine difference between making friends and forming allies by creating enemies, worthy of learning
48:00 <couleurs> OMG SOULMATES
48:00 <ooomp> <3
48:00 <johninj4> is that what happened with #cats?
48:00 <mrwuf> I gave #cats to joel to settle a debt
49:00 <Ana_Ng> for a second there, i thought digerati was posting skrillex
49:00 <beagle> im gonna play toni braxton - unbreak my heart
49:00 <beagle> this other one has major bass
49:00 <beagle> these sony ARE good
49:00 <Doodle> i'm allowed to play skrillex
49:00 <Doodle> its not a crime
49:00 <Doodle> yet
49:00 <ooomp> Moar!
49:00 <ooomp> Poking
49:00 <ooomp> No more squirrelx
49:00 <johninj4> make a room to troll another users, get trolled out of own room
49:00 <mrwuf> managing a channel is a lot of headache, I just like chats
49:00 <Nicholas> johninj4
49:00 <johninj4> lol thats cool
49:00 <slinky_J> Nicholas has a crush on johninj4
49:00 <mrwuf> well I created it and it grew into something I didn't enjoy, instead of killing it I gave it away
49:00 <ooomp> #cats is a gay haunt
49:00 <johninj4> wonder what a room goes for?
49:00 <mrwuf> probably
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <TheRon> Stuck on you I've got this feeling down Deep in my soul That I just can't lose Guess, I'm on my way
50:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toni Braxton - Un-Break My Heart (Oct 25, 2009) - Category: Music - 101,646,502 views - 306,395 likes (97.8%), 6,771 dislikes (2.2%)
50:00 <ooomp> \o/
50:00 <Austfailure> thanks for shit net for the rest of our lives ooomp, appreciate it :)
50:00 <beagle> the bass shakes ENT?IRE house
50:00 <beagle> not joking
50:00 <ooomp> You're welcome
50:00 <Doodle> ooomp take your top off and send me some pics
50:00 <Doodle> pls
50:00 <beagle> its why metal seirously does damage
50:00 <Bastardly_One> john, with that idiots ... a shard
50:00 <Nicholas> johninj4 is a loser
50:00 <mrwuf> no money just wanted to gift a friend the opportunity to lead
50:00 <mrwuf> a test as much as a gift really
50:00 <johninj4> ahh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> room for a shard of ice!
50:00 <beehhh> delicious denmark franks pasta with young potato lemon and chooped spring onions
50:00 <mrwuf> you have to make mistakes to learn 
50:00 <Butthurt_One> mrwuf you stupid retard
50:00 <beehhh> i pan fried them with olive oil and garlic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no you don't
50:00 <Nicholas> PISSSSSSSSSSSS
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you get a pen with erasable ink
50:00 <Butthurt_One> you made a room everyone hated you in
50:00 <Butthurt_One> lolololol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> then there are no mistakes
51:00 <ooomp> Super fast ADSL2+ here so I'm happy
51:00 <beagle> im not sure i should listen that
51:00 <ooomp> Ok Doodle
51:00 <Doodle> woo
51:00 <beagle> toni braxton for ooopms being gay
51:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
51:00 <ooomp> Not my problem you live in the sticks Austfailure
51:00 <beagle> ill tickle her boobs
51:00 <ooomp> Move closer
51:00 <Doodle> its cos i said pls isnt it
51:00 <johninj4> wow
51:00 <johninj4> exclusive
51:00 <beagle> this song gets to me deep it was the one i lost gf from , my first gf
51:00 <ooomp> Doodle, whenever you say please I get wet
51:00 <johninj4> or a pencil
51:00 <Nicholas> johninj4 where is mels?
51:00 <Nicholas> where is Angel?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> mrwuf got turned on to be exact
51:00 <Nicholas> Where is TheCrow?
51:00 <Nicholas> Where is faux?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they all found no use for him anymore
51:00 <Nicholas> Where is Serenity?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so they got rid of him
51:00 <mrwuf> are you trying to be relevant Bastardly_One, thats nice
51:00 <Nicholas> Where is mandyjane?
51:00 <Butthurt_One> lol mrwuf
51:00 <beehhh> working
51:00 <Butthurt_One> no one gives a shit about you here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> mrwuf, it's the truth dude ... you got used 
51:00 <ooomp> We killed them all
52:00 <Doodle> :o
52:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/1hFj1TR.gifv
52:00 <Doodle> lucky i am polite as fuck
52:00 <Mew> beagle play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfniCzR8zyw
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Delerium - Silence (High Rankin & Evolve or Die Remix) (Apr 24, 2010) - Category: Music - views - 5,992 likes (94.7%), dislikes (5.3%)
52:00 <ooomp> Yeah
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Delerium feat. Sarah McLachian - Silence (DJ Tiesto In Search Of Sunrise Remix).mp3 (7.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:32)
52:00 <TheRon> wo is watching the football??
52:00 <Doodle> lool wtf amsy
52:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u brown stain
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a bit like that around here and you got reeled in hook line and sinker
52:00 <Butthurt_One> you sat in #cats all the time, mrwuf, getting the shit owned out of you
52:00 <Nicholas> mrwuf is a loserm but not as bigger as loser as johninj4
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ho ho ho 
52:00 <mrwuf> yes state something and let me defend it, that will make you part of the conversation.. unless I think your old and not worth the time
52:00 <beehhh> fk couleurs you burnt nation sinking under flood with extra lightening from GOD
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you used him and he thought you were his friends
52:00 <couleurs> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that says a lot about you idiots than mrwuf
52:00 <ooomp> At least we live here beehhh
53:00 <TheRon> eric carmen - hungry eyes
53:00 <johninj4> is the asian cup final on?
53:00 <TheRon> yes!
53:00 <johninj4> crikey
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 8pm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so 7pm your time ... abc
53:00 <Doodle> ooooh
53:00 <johninj4> nice, nice
53:00 <Nikky`> Its ok johninj4.. i'll tickle your boobs
53:00 <Doodle> thanks for telling me
53:00 <TheRon> yep
53:00 <amsy> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shows you're the little cunts you really are
53:00 <mrwuf> cats was a place of the outcasts 
53:00 <beehhh> too many asian there
53:00 <bluemeanie> to many somethings here.....
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep and they used you when you weren't handy anymore
53:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
53:00 <beehhh> in downunder i mean the chinese viets, indo, malay, filo way too many
53:00 <mrwuf> Im surprised you didn't didn't pay homage, a place without rules or order, pure choas
53:00 <beehhh> sing
53:00 <Nicholas> https://www.facebook.com/john.bowen.31542 = johninj4
53:00 <amsy> hi cc !
53:00 <ooomp> Says the Indian
53:00 <beehhh> in UK we rule babes
54:00 <johninj4> lol Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> ^_^
54:00 <beagle> folks i fell asleep with the emf radiation elector meter on all night
54:00 <beehhh> im going there
54:00 <couleurs> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't really know you then #1 ... #2 you were king of the tards then
54:00 <Bastardly_One> now Taco has taken your spot
54:00 <Nicholas> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and ## is cats2
54:00 <Nicholas> https://www.facebook.com/john.bowen.31542
54:00 <beehhh> i spy on peoples fb to see what they are upto worldwide
54:00 <ooomp> beehhh no westernised country will ever want your fat psychotic arse
54:00 <beehhh> huh!
54:00 <mrwuf> your thinking of dogs with a strict order, cats are all independent beings that only join forces when they share a common objective
55:00 <Doodle> did you have your tinfoil hat on
55:00 <couleurs> i like every1 exept for beehhh and Loof
55:00 <beehhh> choke on a large maori cock ooomp and die
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, I'm part Maori
55:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go
55:00 <beehhh> yay
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if I can choke ya
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
55:00 <Nicholas> couleurs: what about johninj4?
55:00 <mrwuf> it was fun place to wrestle topics in freedom, now it belongs to joel and whatever it is is his creation
55:00 <Nicholas> johninj4 is a loser
55:00 <beehhh> pay me first both of you n take the room
55:00 <ooomp> Anything seems large to you beehhh
56:00 <Mew> is that an instrument for scientology?
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <ooomp> beagle will die
56:00 <nate> serina willams is a beast!!!
56:00 <ooomp> Larger*
56:00 <mrwuf> we're all cool here
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ooomp doesn't like me but she's funneh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I like her
56:00 <Butthurt_One> bastardly_one is http://i.imgur.com/uX7xcP9.jpg
56:00 <beehhh> ooomp only likes the rich men with money
56:00 <beehhh> business as usual
56:00 <ooomp> Pretty much anyone with a $1 to their name beehhh
56:00 <ooomp> Unlike you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4
57:00 <couleurs> Good.
57:00 <beehhh> ooomp is so loose when she dance on a pole at the strip bar the bar manager freaks out
58:00 <Bastardly_One> starting now 
58:00 <johninj4> nice i'll go chuck it on
58:00 <slinky_J> how is that funny
58:00 <ooomp> Bar manager probably just saw you beehh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
58:00 <beehhh> yes im yout manager and i'll manage your arse
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt has an old pic of me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOP!
58:00 <beehhh> -t
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of my best lookin' pics too
58:00 <Nicholas> Tonight is going to be a night of torment, for johninj4
59:00 <Nikky`> Same - cant't wait
59:00 <Nikky`> *can't
59:00 <Nikky`> grr
59:00 <couleurs> agreed.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just cut my dreads off like under five mins before that pic was taken
59:00 <ooomp> You couldn't manage staying in a country let alone anything else
59:00 <beehhh> cause i give cances to the remaining boats
59:00 <johninj4> haha you had dreads?
00:00 <johninj4> i can't imagine it
00:00 <bluemeanie> yeah PNG is an AWESOME place to live hehe
00:00 <beehhh> PNG is better than downunder
00:00 <ooomp> beehhh just move to northern Greenland. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep I had dreads like the predator
00:00 <ooomp> Best place for you
00:00 <beehhh> yes madam now you re talking
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for *thinks* ... about 5 yrs I think
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a great pic I can't find of my son just being born
00:00 <Nicholas> johninj4s hair is too thin to have dreadlocks
00:00 <Butthurt_One> Bastardly_One: you're going bald now though
00:00 <Butthurt_One> you're bald like your best fucking buddy ever looooooooooooool
01:00 <Vagisil> 32/31
01:00 <Ana_Ng> http://imgur.com/gallery/82VSb1h
01:00 <beehhh> i'll sail a ship full of cask and port to the northern greenland
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and me with dreads and in raver woolen feral pants
01:00 <couleurs> beehhh move to mars
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and my son is looking like
01:00 <Nicholas> johninj4
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is that? My dad is the predator!
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
02:00 <TheRon> get up you weak bastard
02:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure that would happen today 
02:00 <beehhh> ooomp https://d38ls2kcjnhfdj.cloudfront.net/1aa53e3c-5f4d-40fd-a889-7c456de3b567_d.jpg
02:00 <beehhh> selkirk nelson
02:00 <beehhh> Kootenay School of the Arts 
02:00 <ooomp> Somewhere you've never been
03:00 <TheRon> south koreans are weak
03:00 <TheRon> nothing wrong with him
04:00 <Vagisil> 33/36
04:00 <Bastardly_One> phew
04:00 <Vagisil> lab in front
04:00 <Vagisil> 45 to win
04:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been embarrassing hearing TheRon acting to like he knew about soccer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> to like? ... wtf
04:00 <beehhh> You dont like to stuck into the past and by looking back there was a lesson learnt.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I miss Pete Steele
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Type O Negative
04:00 <beehhh> im HIV positive
05:00 <Vagisil> 10% swing to labor.. lol
05:00 <British^Meat> would HAVE you mong
05:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I forever get those mucked up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> have and of 
05:00 <Vagisil> would've lol
05:00 <amsy> hahaha prob
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd suspect so 
05:00 <ooomp> beehhh has the aids
05:00 <beehhh> amsy soon i'll haunt you from neighbouring countries
05:00 <Bastardly_One> all those dirty asian transexuals will do that everytime
05:00 <john1nja> johninj4
05:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <beehhh> i coped it of ooomp after she sat on my arse with her cock
06:00 <British^Meat> really?
06:00 <Vagisil> not a puzzle :P
06:00 <British^Meat> coz ive not ever seen you type it correctly
06:00 <Vagisil> 34/37
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so? ... I know them but never seem able to do it 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they might try to milk you for everything you own but they'll give a gift in return
06:00 <Bastardly_One> HIV
06:00 <johninj4> ooomp is worth it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, pm me a pic link
06:00 <beehhh> jobs for women, migration for women, women women women ok i give up
07:00 <Vagisil> the of sound comes from the abbreviation sound Bastardly_One
07:00 <Vagisil> would have..... would've
07:00 <Vagisil> shouldnt have... shouldnt've
07:00 <Bastardly_One> had an assignment at school last year that was perfect apart from the use of have and of in that context apparently
07:00 <Vagisil> of should never be there there
07:00 <Vagisil> would of isnt a thing
07:00 <ooomp> I wish I had a fast killing disease strain.. Id happily give it to a few people needing to die
07:00 <johninj4> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and the irony is I can proof read 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how  the fuck does that work?
08:00 <British^Meat> and you're how old?
08:00 <Vagisil> be like and saying "and but"
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxseuREiuQA
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Only in the World (May 22, 2007) - Category: People & Blogs - 13,276,463 views - 12,295 likes (87.4%), dislikes (12.6%)
08:00 <Vagisil> unless it was "and But"
08:00 <beehhh> right now ooomp having hayfever and high colestrol the sametime i bet she got severe cases of atrities aswell
08:00 <beehhh> snort my sperm through ur nose is the cure of the disease
08:00 <Bastardly_One> arthritis
09:00 <Vagisil> but being some cunts name
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu and stick the ABC on Twat Bat
09:00 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad game of soccer so far 
09:00 <Vagisil> watching queensland polls
09:00 <British^Meat> deal with it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> might get exciting
09:00 <Vagisil> 34/37
09:00 <Vagisil> lab in front
09:00 <Vagisil> 45 to win
09:00 <Vagisil> ooo
09:00 <Vagisil> 33/38
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for those that can't understand ESL gibberish
09:00 <beehhh> do it Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and get your aunt to pay me for translation fees
09:00 <beehhh> stfu esl
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes english could be considered my second language
10:00 <Bastardly_One> your point is?
10:00 <couleurs> mine 2
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs
10:00 <beehhh> what possibily you've ever did translate for me on my behalf?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon with how you type in here 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> angry ref
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that was kind of funny
11:00 <ooomp> We all talked baby before our language. beehhh talked shit before learning engrish
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I just translated your spelling of arthritis into legible english
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I charge by the hour 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so one word is like an hourly rate
11:00 <beehhh> i was watching tom n jerry and startreck series before ooomp was born
11:00 <couleurs> i'm not every1's type 
12:00 <Vagisil> about time
12:00 <Vagisil> flash finally has an end date
12:00 <amsy> tom n jerry is my fav
12:00 <johninj4> its one of the best ones
12:00 <beehhh> this was my favorite show
12:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmIsMzyohqM
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fall Guy Intro (Jun 19, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - views - 853 likes (94.9%), 46 dislikes (5.1%)
13:00 <Kavita> ahhh thats better 
13:00 <Doodle> better than what
13:00 <Doodle> being on fire?
13:00 <Doodle> having no face?
13:00 <amsy> i still watch tom n jerry if ive just watched something scary and need to reset lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer the Road Runner
13:00 <Bastardly_One> or sylvester and tweety for that kind of cartoon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps because cartoon network always used to repeat tom and jerry
14:00 <British^Meat> indeed
14:00 <British^Meat> she appears to not be hot anymore
14:00 <Doodle> agreed
14:00 <Doodle> so the evidence would presume
14:00 <Vagisil> 36/40
14:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of hot 
14:00 <Vagisil> 35/40
14:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't maria sharapova look hot now she's matured?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> every single solitary day 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> about 3 times a day 
14:00 <Butthurt_One> ***** HEY GUYS YOU ALL NEED TO READ THIS ***** https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Austnet#Bastardly_One_aka_B1
15:00 <Bastardly_One> those crows feet look somehow sexy on her
15:00 <Doodle> i dont even know what she looks like
15:00 <Doodle> vague russian woman 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stick on 7
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she's in the final with serena
15:00 <Doodle> nah i have an internet tv it takes 6 years to boot up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who is also looking less manly which is weird
15:00 <Doodle> she shaved off her beard
15:00 <ooomp> Melodramatic
15:00 <ooomp> Quite apt
15:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w
15:00 <mrwuf> Im flattered someone would think we're worthy of all that time and energy
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Animaniacs - Yakko's World - HIGH QUALITY (Jul 14, 2010) - Category: Education - 3,668,691 views - likes (98.4%), 472 dislikes (1.6%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you ever heard of that site ooomp?
15:00 <ooomp> Nope
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an old one people make up all sorts of stuff on
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or I really need to get layed
16:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
16:00 <Vagisil> With 7% counted in #Ashgrove, 16.5% 2PP swing against @theqldpremier to Labor's @katejonesqld #qldvotes (561452727369072640)
16:00 <Doodle> #melbourne
16:00 <Doodle> just sayin
16:00 <Vagisil> the burn is real
16:00 <couleurs> that a good song 2 learn
16:00 <mrwuf> some of its true, some of its embellished, some untrue... mines rather accurate 
16:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlkxcC79LA8
16:00 <mrwuf> I enjoy kfc, I like to lift weights, I have a cat...
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TV Themes ~ MASH (Jun 20, 2011) - Category: Entertainment - views - 418 likes (95.4%), 20 dislikes (4.6%)
16:00 <Ana_Ng> suicide is painless
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not that when we have a state election we even care
17:00 <Doodle> the qld premier could run his shit up a flagpole and nobody here would notice
17:00 <Vagisil> 36/43
17:00 <Bastardly_One> basically Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> i didnt even bother voting last election
17:00 <Doodle> and i'm guessing i am part of a growing demographic
17:00 <Ana_Ng> doo bee do bee do
17:00 <mrwuf> ah that sounds like a trick
18:00 <Vagisil> 2 seats to win
18:00 <Doodle> of people who dont care
18:00 <Vagisil> 36/43 lab in lead
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll admit I haven't voted in a state election since the claredon teacher's reign
18:00 <Vagisil> 45 to win
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you know
18:00 <Bastardly_One> our Bracksie
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat's finest *coughs*
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <beehhh> i rather date a ladyboy than marrying a women from aust
18:00 <mrwuf> consider a heroin addict seeking pleasure, they only find pain
18:00 <mrwuf> if you desire pleasure seek pain
18:00 <johninj4> you need to get married to get a visa though man
18:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/isisgoddesdoll/
18:00 <mrwuf> maybe beehhh can marry you john :]
18:00 <beehhh> john1nja will you marry me
18:00 <beehhh> shes superhot
18:00 <mrwuf> its already happening
19:00 <Doodle> that cunt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever get him door knocking?
19:00 <Doodle> nope
19:00 <Doodle> but i have a hose now so politicians can door knock me if they like
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum's partner at the time hated him so invited him in for coffee to chat 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> pity I wasn't there to see that as I had teenager things to do 
19:00 <beehhh> 5star
19:00 <mrwuf> where are you now beehhh 
19:00 <johninj4> nah beehhh you aren't my type 
19:00 <mrwuf> are you planning to marry kelvra
19:00 <johninj4> yes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like go hang down the mall and look broody
20:00 <Doodle> masturbating
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and that 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of old things
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go to the Karova on Fri
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Dead Salesmen full band 
20:00 <Doodle> i've only been there once
20:00 <beehhh> i want to marry that girl i posted
20:00 <johninj4> i'm going to become muslim
20:00 <john1nja> lmaooooooooo @ johninj4
20:00 <mrwuf> so I can expect an invitation in the mail anytime?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and well, I am writing with Hap now 
21:00 <Doodle> my mate punched the door in
21:00 <Doodle> and they called the cops on us
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so kind of rude not to go
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I shouldn't laugh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> such a little hole
21:00 <Doodle> i didnt know he had done it so i'm all drunk protesting his innocence to the bouncers while the cops rock up
21:00 <Doodle> they took ages so we left
21:00 <Doodle> and then i found out he did do it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
21:00 <beehhh> mrwuf im in borneo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone the patience to do that?
21:00 <mrwuf> its great you have found happiness, you do seem much more centred now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm on Mel's shitlist now too
21:00 <slinky_J> who tf is joel creasey
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just for telling her to calm the fuck down
21:00 <beehhh> tip her Bastardly_One
21:00 <mrwuf> borneo with the monkeys
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I have to go there though the more I know Ballarat needs a legit music venue
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell bands are like ... shit, if we had any idea we'd not of done this gig
22:00 <beehhh> all monekys tranfered to straya
22:00 <mrwuf> some were rejected for visas
22:00 <mrwuf> http://www.borneo-travel.com/Templates/business_sites/images/7854_sitepage_2372_image2_custom.jpg
23:00 <Doodle> i dont bother going out here anymore cos its all farmers and meatheads
23:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me about it ... and I am going legit stir crazy at present
23:00 <mrwuf> this is the land of convicts
23:00 <beehhh> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01820/australia-fire-aer_1820242i.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> too much time to myself doing not much at all 
24:00 <British^Meat> not have
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so unless I want to spend triple the amount going to Melb to go out and then I dunno
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hang in the casino to first train 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fuck out of luck ... nothing in this city to do at all
24:00 <mrwuf> what music you listen too in borneo
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if the new owners of the Pro are smart
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll stick a band room in that 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bet they don't though
25:00 <mrwuf> fire is pretty cool, are you a firestarter beehhh 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> suttons house of music has some ok sunday shows and stuff
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if you remember people like Pat McCabe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he was around the time of the Mavis's and shit
26:00 <Doodle> i dont even remember last week
26:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-31/man-dies-after-lightning-strikes-family-on-gold-coast/6059714
26:00 <mrwuf> read it, sad story
26:00 <beehhh> the word is firebug not firestarter
26:00 <mrwuf> imagine being hit by lightning as your forced to attend the voting
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where that park is 
27:00 <Nikky`> Oh I remember last week Doodle ;o)
27:00 <Doodle> ok i do, it was cold
27:00 <johninj4> lol
27:00 <Doodle> re00www Nikky`
27:00 <ooomp> Lol it wasn't that bad
27:00 <Doodle> maybe not by the sunny seaside
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't that cold here either
27:00 <Bastardly_One> toughen up
27:00 <ooomp> You country folk need to harden up
27:00 <Doodle> shut up it was fucking so
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the ground must of full on grounded the lightning
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and lit up the shelter
27:00 <mrwuf> did you follow the election results, Im not really up to date, last I check labour had 44 seats... a much greater improvent to 2012 when they only won 7 seats
27:00 <Bastardly_One> only way it could of happened I think 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've used that exact shelter in a storm before 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm still here to tell the tale
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've seen lightning hit the park itself
28:00 <Vagisil> NEWMAN GONE
28:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone said that and I am like ... wtf?
28:00 <Vagisil> ASHGROVE ALP!
28:00 <Doodle> its my job to know how fucking cold it is and its fucking cold now shut up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't that cold at all 
28:00 <Vagisil> hahahah
28:00 <Vagisil> hes gone lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not cold though
28:00 <Doodle> dude
28:00 <Vagisil> newman lost his fucking seat
28:00 <Doodle> this time last year it was 40
28:00 <Doodle> its cold
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah point taken
28:00 <Firebug> she just milk
28:00 <mrwuf> did you know taking a shower during a lightning storm is dangerous, I thought it was an urban myth but apparently lightning can strike the ground and be conducted through the water pipes, its happened before
28:00 <Picard> bite me
28:00 <Firebug> i got hit by your immigration system
28:00 <Picard> sooky cunt
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is about beehh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> about a sex change gone wrong
28:00 <Picard> need a tissue?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> called Angry Inch
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and he wakes up to find out he still has an inch left
29:00 <Doodle> its currently 13.8
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm glad we've had no summer personally 
29:00 <Doodle> not exactly beach weather hey
29:00 <Ana_Ng> um
29:00 <StrykerX> Vote 1: StrykerX
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm suited to English type weather
29:00 <Nikky`> Its not winter cold tho - god you're a big baby
29:00 <ooomp> So precise Doodle
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` exactly 
29:00 <Doodle> no
29:00 <Doodle> i didnt say
29:00 <Doodle> OH GEE ITS WINTER COLD
29:00 <Doodle> hey
29:00 <StrykerX> That's kinda hot.
29:00 <mrwuf> quite depressing news since in the sub tropics a thunderstorm is a perfect time to take a shower as the weather cools off, also did you know that laying or leaning against a concrete wall is dangerous, they are filled with metal bars for structural strength and thats a real danger to a being made primary of water
29:00 <mrwuf> talking on the phone, doing the dishes, or taking a shower, all real dangers during an electrical storm
29:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a great show/movie
30:00 <Doodle> i need that
30:00 <ooomp> No you don't
30:00 <Doodle> i bloody do
30:00 <Vagisil> ALP+others = 45 seats
30:00 <ooomp> Not
30:00 <Ana_Ng> -14C here
30:00 <Vagisil> so bare minimum probably a labor minority govt win
30:00 <Ana_Ng> you fukken pussies
30:00 <ooomp> You can still urinate without it
30:00 <Doodle> i dont want to
30:00 <Doodle> i want to be able to point it at you
30:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, its not like you are using it Doodle
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what is?
30:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng can i move to alaska
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like having about 10 conversations here 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and a d and m in text
30:00 <mrwuf> beehhh, if you smuggle me a monkey I will try to arrange for you a marriage 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a great movine/show?
31:00 <ooomp> Lol
31:00 <Doodle> I MIGHT BE
31:00 <Digerati> rofl
31:00 <Nikky`> No, you are not
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ana, summer's eve for you :P
31:00 <Digerati> i was offering a peace truce with zaim
31:00 <ooomp> Its just taking up space in your jocks
31:00 <Digerati> fuck em
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Doodle> loool ooomp
31:00 <Doodle> shh
31:00 <ooomp> What a waste
31:00 <Vagisil> a dude just got struck by lightning at a polling booth
31:00 <Digerati> shit happens
31:00 <Vagisil> dead.
31:00 <Doodle> Ana_Ng
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't need help anymore
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he has got an arranged marriage set up in the UK
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the digusting leech 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> angry inch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> about time he got a life
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh DUH *face palm*
31:00 <mrwuf> alaska would be nice I think they are just about to legalise marijuana for recreational use
31:00 <Picard> you're a fuckhead
32:00 <Doodle> its -14, everything is fresh
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i walked home last night, thought it wasn't too cold - it was -16
32:00 <Nikky`> Its only taking up a little bit of space tho, ooomp ;o)
32:00 <Nikky`> hahahahahaha
32:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently i acclimated
32:00 <Digerati> all i wanted to say was sorry to him
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't notice much under 0 though
32:00 <Doodle> lol mean
32:00 <ooomp> Lol Nikky`
32:00 <Digerati> that was my point, fuck zaim :`(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did in canada ... got used to it and once it hits 0 it kind of stays the same
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cold!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to Type O Negative if you know them Ana_Ng
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss Pete Steele
32:00 <mrwuf> thats what I heard from a friend who lives there, that and the gun violence is a common place occurrence
32:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of his stuff has inspired my own
32:00 <beehhh> i might live somewhere near the artic
32:00 <Ana_Ng> summer breeze!
32:00 <mrwuf> did you hear about the polar bears erections
33:00 <Doodle> NO
33:00 <Nikky`> YES
33:00 <Doodle> dont try that on me
33:00 <Doodle> insult me then grope me
33:00 <Doodle> i get so horny and confused
33:00 <Doodle> :(
33:00 <Nikky`> How i like my Doodle's ;o)
33:00 <Ana_Ng> oh doodle
33:00 <Ana_Ng> *grope*
33:00 <Doodle> good grief
33:00 <ooomp> Just hopefully not confused of sexuality
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, by the way ... I saw that pic today 
33:00 <mrwuf> https://news.vice.com/article/polar-bears-penile-bones-are-breaking-because-of-industrial-pollution
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was a great shot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Summer Breeze/Summer Girl
33:00 <beehhh> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/brisbane-weather-rain-causes-floods-road-closures-and-rock-slide-20150123-12wr6l.html
33:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that an awesome cover for Pete Steele's voice?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> get ya hand off it!
34:00 <Doodle> who do i talk to about sexual harassment
34:00 <Doodle> less of, not more of
34:00 <Doodle> obv
34:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
34:00 <mrwuf> the subtropics is a lovely place full of geckos, frogs, rabbits, toads, birds, snakes and spiders
34:00 <mrwuf> I'd like to head further north, cairns, the forest there is much cooler
34:00 <mrwuf> they also have a kind of man shortage
35:00 <Digerati> fuck zaim is up himself, seriously, we use to be good talkers in the past, his been here longer than i have ffs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4
35:00 <ooomp> Would you like to file an official report Doodle?
35:00 <Vagisil> Ashgrove Safe ALP Gain
35:00 <Vagisil> BYE BYE NEWMAN
35:00 <Doodle> yes
35:00 <johninj4> yo
35:00 <Vagisil> bye bye arsehole
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this is worse than a Liverpool match ... pass, pass, pass, do nothing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and remember we're playing this morning too
35:00 <johninj4> yeah i have been a bit distracted
35:00 <johninj4> doesn't look like we are being dominated though
35:00 <ooomp> Ok. Let me go find the 200 page form you need to fill out
35:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok cool
35:00 <mrwuf> the hot weather perhaps creates more females? idk only a guess
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, put the pic up again?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mrwuf would like it at least I reckon
35:00 <Ana_Ng> oh did someone not see it
35:00 <mrwuf> I have a fishing friend who talks about it
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know this dude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to go to bed and happened to look
35:00 <beehhh> castlegate is nice in BC near calgary
36:00 <Doodle> ok let me warm up my hand
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well don't forget this morning either 
36:00 <Doodle> keke
36:00 <Doodle> i said hand
36:00 <Doodle> not penis
36:00 <johninj4> i love the korean names though
36:00 <johninj4> park jew ho
36:00 <ooomp> Your penis isn't long enough to write me anyway
36:00 <johninj4> who could even come up with that
36:00 <ooomp> Or so Nikky` insinuated
36:00 <Doodle> :(
36:00 <Nikky`> errr
36:00 <Nikky`> but
36:00 <mrwuf> he seems to believe the females are in over supply
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it was really for jigsaw
36:00 <mrwuf> http://www.owenwilson.com.au/system/files/imagecache/product_full/QC0103%20%20Cassowary%20Mossman%20Gorge%20%20_DSC3878.jpg
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you put it in channel so does it matter if you know him or not? :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah nice surrounds you have there 
36:00 <Ana_Ng> is this your technique
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't be complaining too much 
37:00 <ooomp> Write with* not me
37:00 <Nikky`> I was just taking a wild stab in the dark 
37:00 <ooomp> Freudian slip
37:00 <Doodle> sounds like a date with me Nikky`
37:00 <johninj4> lol
37:00 <Nikky`> loil
37:00 <Nikky`> lol
37:00 <Doodle> um ahhh ooomp
37:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
37:00 <mrwuf> cassowary birds look like assholes but I suppose you don't grow to that size by being friendly
38:00 <Vagisil> 35/41
38:00 <johninj4> yeh kolea look pretty scary rn
38:00 <Doodle> keke
38:00 <Doodle> kolea
38:00 <Vagisil> 37/40
38:00 <Bastardly_One> did that ref just spit?
38:00 <Doodle> park yu kia
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen that ever ever
38:00 <johninj4> good to see all the southerners so excited about qld
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they are!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been crankied on by one at the zoo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like turkeys
38:00 <Bastardly_One> look at 'em the wrong way and they get shitty
38:00 <beehhh> beautiful ladyboys
39:00 <johninj4> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Vagisil is in WA ... so he's making no sense
39:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck about what happens in Qld?
39:00 <ooomp> What are those numbers anyway
39:00 <Doodle> [20:16] <Doodle> the qld premier could run his shit up a flagpole and nobody here would notice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not even Qlders
39:00 <johninj4> qld election results
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon turkeys though know how good they taste
39:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng are there hot transexuals in norway?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how would she know?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she lives in Alaska spastic
40:00 <Doodle> cricket score
40:00 <Doodle> 37/40
40:00 <johninj4> lol
40:00 <johninj4> good bowling
40:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
40:00 <ooomp> 37 rums from 40 balls?
40:00 <Doodle> mmm 37 rums
40:00 <ooomp> Runs*
40:00 <johninj4> such a pirate
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, my theory is turkeys are all like
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off arsehole! you are not gonna eat me!
40:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/isisgoddesdoll/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> john
41:00 <Doodle> <ooomp> mmm 40 balls
41:00 <Bastardly_One> watch this
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this ref is vicious
41:00 <johninj4> she knows about cricket, thats a keeper
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he went right off before 
41:00 <ooomp> Ooo 20 real men
41:00 <Bastardly_One> was funny
41:00 <ooomp> Unlike Doodle
41:00 <johninj4> harsh
41:00 <Doodle> or 15 not so real men
41:00 <Doodle> hey
41:00 <Doodle> i have balls
41:00 <Doodle> Bonny tell ooomp i have balls
41:00 <ooomp> I wouldn't quite call them that
42:00 <StrykerX> Saltanas
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Bonny> do you?
42:00 <Doodle> HELPFUL
42:00 <Doodle> THANKS
43:00 <johninj4> heya loof
43:00 <InmatesDream> im confused
43:00 <ooomp> Bonny knows where the pay check comes from ;)
43:00 <Loof> hey man :)
43:00 <InmatesDream> should you study MA in Luxury hotel management or MBA in International Business for the money? In UK
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Hey B1, where you goin' with that axe in your hand?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I said, heeeeeeeeeeey B1, where you goin' with that axe in your hand?
43:00 <DemonsRun> Need help.
43:00 <Picard> fucken morno
43:00 <Picard> moron
44:00 <StrykerX> Sup beehhh
44:00 <InmatesDream> pay-cheques
44:00 <StrykerX> Get arrested mate?
44:00 <johninj4> goooooooooooool
44:00 <johninj4> fuck didn't see that happening
44:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> neither did anyone
44:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to how surprised everyone is
44:00 <johninj4> yeah thats a sick gol
44:00 <DemonsRun> Pendo pad tablet has no wifi option as of 2 days ago.
44:00 <DemonsRun> How to fix?
44:00 <RosyLeez> Murray or Djokovic?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to kill my old lady, I caught her screwin' around with some other man ... oh yeah 
44:00 <john1nja> rofl  @ pendo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Murray unfortunately 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Murray is on fucking fire
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that was great
45:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have enjoyed how unpredictable this open has been
45:00 <DemonsRun> Was bought for me lol
45:00 <RosyLeez> agreed - i think djoko injured too
45:00 <johninj4> you should be able to turn it on
45:00 <johninj4> thats odd DemonsRun
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen for you more like :P
45:00 <john1nja> DemonsRun do a factory reset on the piece of shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd waste $70 on one without stealing it?
45:00 <DemonsRun> I'll lose all my work
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah damn 
46:00 <InmatesDream> http://www.uwl.ac.uk/academic-schools/hospitality-tourism
46:00 <InmatesDream> but the campus is 17miles apart from my aunt's home
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax
46:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see that goal?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cant put it on SD?
46:00 <DemonsRun> B1 it's a $200 tablet
46:00 <DemonsRun> It's not an android run POS
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's probably the best bet yanno
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the reset option
46:00 <john1nja> I think he meant they should be sold at 70 dollars pop
46:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got an sd card or something?
46:00 <DemonsRun> No, there are android ones for like 60 bucks.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
46:00 <DemonsRun> I do not have an SD card.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
46:00 <john1nja> pieces of shit mate
46:00 <john1nja> much like johninj4
46:00 <Bastardly_One> got the cash to get one?
47:00 <Doodle> 17 miles
47:00 <InmatesDream> i really want im pretty sure i want money is there in hotel industry
47:00 <Doodle> thats like
47:00 <Doodle> the other side of the planet
47:00 <Lwaxana> YES
47:00 <Lwaxana> how good was that
47:00 <ooomp> No need to yell lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how flukey was it you mean 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like a tenner at the supermarket
47:00 <DemonsRun> Lol. This town is shut for the night.
47:00 <DemonsRun> Supermarket shut at 630
47:00 <johninj4> don't think you can put a sim in them
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh of course
47:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
47:00 <Zade> do you live in adelaide DemonsRun?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I bet it's a fucking IGA :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <john1nja> rofl @ putting a sim in
47:00 <DemonsRun> Yep
47:00 <DemonsRun> Iga.
47:00 <john1nja> What would that achieve ass master
47:00 <Bastardly_One> christ 
47:00 <Mew> dang even ours stays open til 8 and I'm on an island
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 2000 dollars for a 2gb one then
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but even if I wasn't watching I'd of assumed we got a goal
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you came in to tell me about it 
48:00 <Lwaxana> a goal ia a goal
48:00 <Doodle> *have
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> thank ye Doodle
48:00 <Doodle> yw
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you're allowed but twat bat aint 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking faux is the worse though 
48:00 <Doodle> leave faux alone, she is lovely
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems to notice how very often I do it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
48:00 <DemonsRun> Hmm maybe I could email all my work then factory reset.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or
48:00 <john1nja> you are a fucking asshole johninj4
48:00 <john1nja> dumb shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> usb it to the lappy?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then take the shit off it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then reset?
48:00 <DemonsRun> Oh wait. Can't email haha no wifi
48:00 <DemonsRun> I'm an idiot.
48:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah usb it will have to be.
48:00 <DemonsRun> Again.
49:00 <Doodle> i will not hear a bad word against her
49:00 <Maurice> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
49:00 <Doodle> that too
49:00 <Doodle> i think theyre all watching
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I'm a bigger one for not noticing you said that 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well, I'd usb and save my shit and wipe the spastic if settings are being dicky
49:00 <couleurs> put it in da bin
50:00 <Doodle> soccer
50:00 <johninj4> nah its half time now
50:00 <Doodle> ooo oranges
50:00 <johninj4> hehe
50:00 <johninj4> once our coach bought everyone mars bars before the game
50:00 <johninj4> we dominated
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a pendo 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to agree
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but for nothing I guess you can't bitch
50:00 <British^Meat> blah blah blah blah blah
51:00 <InmatesDream> who has been to london in here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because they help you work, rest and play
51:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
51:00 <johninj4> tru
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> archie can't speak English
51:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe they need to talk to him in Abo
51:00 <Doodle> god these lawyers write some bollocks dont they
51:00 <RosyLeez> yah they learn that in Legal 101 Doodle.
51:00 <Zade> your "work" DemonsRun, cant you just go back to that same porn site and download again 
52:00 <Zade> i have been to london
52:00 <Loof> STINKFIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Loof> how the fuck are ya man?
52:00 <InmatesDream> The Socceroos are looking to win their first major piece of silverware. Photograph: Matt ..
52:00 <johninj4> who is matt?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Matt
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that dude
52:00 <johninj4> better not be the same matt i'm thinking of
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, slightly random but not really ... I write more :D
53:00 <johninj4> that guy is a terrible hotographer
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... hahahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I thought you meant your fan
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that matt
53:00 <DemonsRun> Oh you're *so* funny Zade 
53:00 <DemonsRun> I'm in hysterics laughing.
53:00 <Druidess> PISSSSSSSSSSSSS
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> by the wy
54:00 <InmatesDream> Zade is it difficult to travel far everyday or stay closer for a study
54:00 <Bastardly_One> next time he uses your full name 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> complain ...
54:00 <johninj4> nah
54:00 <InmatesDream> UWL is like 17miles from aunt home and UOG is 5km only
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got more chances to be listened to though 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade suddenly thinks he's cool of late
54:00 <Bastardly_One> giving shit here and there 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> should just shut up and go back to listening to irrelevant 90s EDM as he does
54:00 <Picard> he is better then u, u old cunt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *than you
55:00 <InmatesDream> 2.5km
55:00 <johninj4> yeah but theres no point
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny is the only one that'll listen to me now ... Lwaxana takes no notice of me the bitch :P
55:00 <Zade> depends on where you study, usually good train services to outter areas though 
55:00 <johninj4> most people know who i am, it's no great secret
55:00 <InmatesDream> is like you cross 24 station on each journey fuck that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, the trains in England are pretty good from memory
55:00 <Picard> i drove past your home on friday arvo Bastardly_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're lower than a snake's belly so your opinion of someone means ... oh ... nothing 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my home then genius
55:00 <Picard> have a nice cry over the topic link i posted?
56:00 <InmatesDream> i'll wait till get my ILR in london then buy a car or something
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's only like going from Ballarat to Melb by train
56:00 <Bastardly_One> England is pretty fucking small
56:00 <johninj4> on the tooob
56:00 <InmatesDream> no wrong. stop every 3-4 mins in london which is suck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they consider a holiday going 3 hrs up the road
56:00 <johninj4> beehhh will end up in france
56:00 <johninj4> and get deported again
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a day trip by the way
56:00 <Picard> well i should of said your old home
56:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
56:00 <Picard> before u moved
56:00 <Doodle> *should have
56:00 <Bastardly_One> where then?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you have no fucking idea
56:00 <Bastardly_One> where did I live?
56:00 <Doodle> lakeside
56:00 <Doodle> :D
56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2RgJtIz.jpg
56:00 <Picard> Barwon Prison u scum
57:00 <Bastardly_One> never did that ... didn't have the time ... wish I had of 
57:00 <InmatesDream> I dont mind working and living in france, see James Hardy should've stayed in france now he lost every single battle for windyhills
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> see that chick on the telly?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that show because of her
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Big Game Pocket eh?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and Doodle ... correct :D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in the cage in the middle of the room :(
57:00 <Picard> u spent time there before the move 
57:00 <Doodle> i had to deliver a car there years ago to some big posh house
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever do a tour of that place Doodle?
57:00 <Doodle> that is part of the old mental hospital
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking scary 
57:00 <Doodle> they didnt know til i told them
57:00 <johninj4> lol@pic
57:00 <Zade> oh Bastardly_One you sad old dumb fuck you gotta try and get attention somehow i guess 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have to watch that 
58:00 <InmatesDream> or would you rather be threre
58:00 <InmatesDream> https://terra1communications.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/selkirk-college-entry.jpg
58:00 <Zade> far too cold in london though 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffft
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking australians and cold
58:00 <Picard> Zade u are correct
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there he goes ... Zade acting like he has some relevance
58:00 <Bastardly_One> go take it to pm you two homos
58:00 <Zade> room goes quiet so Bastardly_One has to make a comment that no one gives a fuck about
58:00 <MusiciaN> ah huh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> London was perfect
59:00 <johninj4> lol
59:00 <InmatesDream> http://selkirk.ca/sites/default/files/styles/page_slide/public/page_slides/selkirk-college-castlegar-campus-slide.jpg
59:00 <Loof> hey faux :)
59:00 <faux> Evening 
59:00 <InmatesDream> thanks Zade
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great it's the smurf
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I better get of and have right then
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! yeah right ... like that'll happen
59:00 <Zade> if i lived in europe i would live in spain 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and you post what? Oh I am going out tonight and taking more pills
59:00 <Bastardly_One> great life there fuckwad
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *thumbs up*
59:00 <MusiciaN> ah huh
59:00 <mrwuf> we're all cool here
59:00 <Zade> i am not the one suppoeted by dhs 
59:00 <mrwuf> control yourself, if you can
59:00 <mrwuf> this is a friendly place, for cool people, who talk about interesting subjects
00:00 <InmatesDream> yeah ist 2years i'll study inj greenwich do an MBA then start at UWL with my aunt car she got one but sitting there for past ten years
00:00 <faux> You can't call someone a smurf if you're like 3ft tall
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I can so ... I just did 
00:00 <faux> OK lispy
00:00 <Doodle> lithpy
00:00 <faux> should change his nick to Bathtardly One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> get thucked ... I don't have one! *hands on hips and glares*
00:00 <InmatesDream> i'll connect one plug to the other and enjoy life while travelling
00:00 <faux> Hey doodle ;)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not the pill popping idiot still trying to live in the 90s ... clearly not able to grow up 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now, hush now and have another pill ... you sound angry
00:00 <MusiciaN> don't knock the 90's
00:00 <MusiciaN> best music
00:00 <MusiciaN> lol
00:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One please stop with the abuse
00:00 <Bastardly_One> true that on a real music level
01:00 <Doodle> hai lovely :)
01:00 <johninj4> lol
01:00 <faux> Wasn't meant to wink but #noragretz
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <Loof> I DONT CARE, I LOVE IT!
01:00 <johninj4> i don't lioke reggae, i love it
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <InmatesDream> Zade : http://www2.gre.ac.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0009/610110/D10011-14-MBA-INT-BUS-BROCHURE_WEB.pdf
01:00 <faux> Broke a wine glass today and stepped on glass and now me foot hurts
01:00 <faux> Fix it pls
01:00 <Doodle> oh gay
01:00 <Picard> zade had dont nothing wrong
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not pill popping raver tards
01:00 <mrwuf> I  think the 1740's were the best for music
01:00 <Doodle> nobody cares what you think
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna fight about it?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> coles carpark
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 mins
01:00 <MusiciaN> lol
01:00 <mrwuf> evidently you do to comment that you don't care, truly if you did not care you would ignore, therefore you probably care deeply
01:00 <Doodle> someone punched my car in coles carpark once
02:00 <faux> Thx
02:00 <johninj4> amputate
02:00 <faux> .
02:00 <johninj4> lol
02:00 <InmatesDream> but i wanted the luxury hotel management but is too fkn far and too many people on train
02:00 <johninj4> glass is shit though
02:00 <InmatesDream> UOG is like direct bus distance from my aunt's place
02:00 <faux> Yah I swept but obv needed to vacuum
02:00 <johninj4> such a jew thing to do
02:00 <Bastardly_One> only time ever I've had to have stitches outside an op was stepping on glass
02:00 <johninj4> i wish there was like a glass magnet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that was to Doodle by the way
02:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no
02:00 <Bastardly_One> make it half hour
02:00 <MusiciaN> i don't know why that made me laugh so much
02:00 <Picard> mrwuf, correct
02:00 <couleurs> was it ok Doodle 
02:00 <mrwuf> your car is not an extension of yourself, it is a A to B mobile, try to remember that
02:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently outside kmart is the carpark of punch on choice now
02:00 <Doodle> it was fine couleurs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> meet you outside kmart in 30 cunt!
02:00 <Doodle> lol kmart
02:00 <couleurs> Nissan Quality.
02:00 <Doodle> i cant get my car in that carpark so i'm safe
02:00 <mrwuf> there are angry people everywhere, my strategy is to become strong enough they do not bother me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Picard> so u hide under your bed when u hear a noise outside?
02:00 <Doodle> couleurs i had a mazda then
03:00 <Doodle> just dont drink wine
03:00 <Loof> same
03:00 <Doodle> or use a sippy cup
03:00 <InmatesDream> Zade you can apply directly to selkirk
03:00 <faux> What.
03:00 <faux> u shut ur face
03:00 <johninj4> i was putting ice into a glass bottle and tried to force it
03:00 <InmatesDream> selkrik
03:00 <Doodle> for BABIES
03:00 <johninj4> bottle smashed and me hand went into it
03:00 <johninj4> fuckign ice
03:00 <faux> What are you the hulk
03:00 <Maurice> If you have to force it, it's rape
03:00 <InmatesDream> every change makes you a different new
03:00 <Loof> he is i've seen him
03:00 <Maurice> Stop raping that bottle
03:00 <johninj4> it was asking for ity
03:00 <faux> ity
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the best ghetto scrubber fight in that carpark on Thurs
03:00 <MusiciaN> i love mazdas
03:00 <couleurs> Mad Madder Mazda. 
03:00 <mrwuf> I leave my tuff talk to " leave me alone, yeah"
03:00 <MusiciaN> just not rotaries
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like someone dissed some other scrubbers scrubber daughter
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the mothers had a punch on 
03:00 <Doodle> i had an rx7
03:00 <Bastardly_One> was hilarious
03:00 <Doodle> and a 626 turbo
03:00 <Doodle> and an mx6 turbo
03:00 <mrwuf> and when strangers that try to approach me that I have no interest in, I simply nod my head in agreement and keep walking
03:00 <Picard> Zade
03:00 <johninj4> what was it like having a rotary?
04:00 <faux> ity bity titys
04:00 <Bastardly_One> simba had I think micro surgery sometime last year breaking his bong
04:00 <johninj4> drunken fingers
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and cutting his finger
04:00 <johninj4> haha yeah the simba one was the best
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <Doodle> lol wut
04:00 <Doodle> haha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
04:00 <johninj4> bong injury
04:00 <johninj4> man down
04:00 <Bastardly_One> about this time last year
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and full on micro surgery on it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't stop laughing 
04:00 <Loof> fuck i'd hate that to happen to me while high
04:00 <faux> Thtop*
04:00 <Doodle> oily
04:00 <johninj4> hehe
04:00 <MusiciaN> lol
04:00 <couleurs> mx6 wins
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that rotary sound
04:00 <Doodle> nah the rx7 was awes
04:00 <MusiciaN> so do slags
04:00 <Doodle> it was a bucket of shit when i got it
04:00 <Doodle> but $10k later
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the wheeze if you call it that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> when changing gears and shit
04:00 <Doodle> thats turbo 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drive so dunno what it's really called
04:00 <mrwuf> A to B mobiles, work on your body not your car
05:00 <Loof> i'd probably just stare at it for hours and bleed to death
05:00 <johninj4> yeah i felt like a cunt but i lolled
05:00 <faux> And ling wa will smash your head in for dirtying the carpet with blood
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up midget or I'll play your song 
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the head smashing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she would 
05:00 <faux> Shed paint a pic with your blood
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Doodle> Roof
05:00 <faux> QUIET THE BABY IS SLEEPING
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I said I don't drive
05:00 <Doodle> mrwuf work on not being such a fuckhead and be aware people have interests other than yours
05:00 <Doodle> and fuck up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I lover hearing it though
05:00 <Doodle> jesus
05:00 <MusiciaN> you don't have to be petrol head to know how a turbo works
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <mrwuf> I see patterns and I have a sports car, what I say is for your benefit but I will stop
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I love hearing it 
05:00 <couleurs> have you used motul oil before Doodle?
05:00 <Doodle> mrwuf
05:00 <Vagisil> who cares.. its not like u actually know him or have to deal with him on a daily basis
05:00 <Doodle> you have a clapped out 180sx
05:00 <Doodle> doesnt count
06:00 <faux> but screams like a banshee 
06:00 <sausagerod> hi
06:00 <faux> No
06:00 <johninj4> shed paint
06:00 <faux> Lmao
06:00 <Loof> you listening to the vio sound system tonight faux?
06:00 <faux> shut up ity
06:00 <Loof> 1am
06:00 <faux> Nah is he on noe
06:00 <faux> Uh I'll be asleep
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Loof> k
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Randy Newman - Short People (Jul 10, 2007) - Category: Music - 5,482,130 views - 14,984 likes (93.3%), 1,082 dislikes (6.7%)
06:00 <faux> If I decide to stay up and work on my ass I'll listen
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Randy Newman - Short People.mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Stereo 2:57)
06:00 <Doodle> nah couleurs
06:00 <Vagisil> its like reading a book and throwing it coz it pissed you off
06:00 <MusiciaN> ...that counts
06:00 <MusiciaN> i have a barina
06:00 <Doodle> .
06:00 <Vagisil> i have a falcon lol
06:00 <Doodle> i had a type x 180sx with a gt2876r, thats a car worth talking about
06:00 <couleurs> cos i'm considering it and i hear it's good... i'm due 4 an oil change
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you only have a falcon
06:00 <Vagisil> garbage turbo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> as that's the only cunt you can fit in 
06:00 <Doodle> garbage turbo?
06:00 <mrwuf> it doesn't matter what car you drive, your body is all that determines the respect you garnish
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you prolly drive from the backseat
06:00 <Vagisil> td05 18g ftw
06:00 <Doodle> lol fuck off
06:00 <Vagisil> :P
07:00 <Loof> work on your ass?
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <faux> I'm supposed to be writing now
07:00 <faux> Assignment lol
07:00 <johninj4> the front is done
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Loof> oh
07:00 <johninj4> ass needs a little more work
07:00 <faux> RUDE
07:00 <johninj4> haha soz
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what time EPL starts 
07:00 <mrwuf> what I've noticed is that weak males go for sports cars, short men buy loud utes, old men buy sports cars
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <mrwuf> compensating for a weakness they sense but are not strong enough to address
07:00 <Doodle> obvious troll is obvious
07:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
07:00 <psYbR> melbournites
07:00 <psYbR> sup
07:00 <Vagisil> i cant decide on what car to get
07:00 <Vagisil> mrs wants 200 series
08:00 <Bastardly_One> 2am
08:00 <sausagerod> oh comon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
08:00 <faux> Thtarth*
08:00 <sausagerod> who wants to say hi to the sausagerod
08:00 <Loof> http://www.australiareggaeradio.com/
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <faux> Australian egg radio 
08:00 <faux> Sounds delish
08:00 <johninj4> rad, wish i didn't have to pay a fortune for net
08:00 <psYbR> landcruiser?
08:00 <Vagisil> but for that money ill have my 348 ferrari thanks
08:00 <Vagisil> yer
08:00 <Doodle> LOL
08:00 <psYbR> get the LC
08:00 <MusiciaN> old grumpy men buy 4wd's
08:00 <psYbR> imo
08:00 <Vagisil> we up in the kimberleys
08:00 <Doodle> like you'd fit in a 348
08:00 <Vagisil> i tested one on the holidays
08:00 <mrwuf> if you are weak a sports car does not make you strong, its an expense that at your age you would be wiser investing in items that appreciate with value rather that costing you a arms and leg, do as you wish, learn as you go, thats probably a good choice
08:00 <Vagisil> very comfy
08:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooool
08:00 <Doodle> where are you going to drive it, up a dirt track?
08:00 <[Maverick]> mrwuf: how is your parents basement treating you 
08:00 <Vagisil> nah
08:00 <Vagisil> leave it mt barker
08:00 <Vagisil> parents place
08:00 <mrwuf> queesland homes don't have basements
09:00 <faux> Why don't u get on Optus $2 a day plan and tether your phone to your pc
09:00 <Loof> that plan is finished
09:00 <faux> Unlimited internet 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Real Sociedad
09:00 <Loof> i want it
09:00 <Doodle> tevver it m8
09:00 <faux> I still have it
09:00 <Loof> yeah no new customers
09:00 <Loof> i tried
09:00 <faux> Well get on the 4G one
09:00 <Loof> lucky thing
09:00 <johninj4> hmm i really should have done that ages ago
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I always read that name as Real Soccerdad
09:00 <faux> 500mb a day
09:00 <Doodle> m8
09:00 <faux> Same deal
09:00 <faux> $2
09:00 <Loof> oh the $2 one is still on it was the unlimited thats over
09:00 <faux> A day.
09:00 <Doodle> whats the point
09:00 <MusiciaN> ha i remember having the name maverick when i first started mirc
09:00 <mrwuf> I'm flattered you remember me tho, I can't quite place who you are
09:00 <Vagisil> i dont get why we need a 4x4.. the falcon is back to doing 3000kms twice a year
09:00 <MusiciaN> god that takes me back
09:00 <Vagisil> its a lot more fun than a cruiser
09:00 <Vagisil> :P
09:00 <[Maverick]> ohhh mr wulf has forgotten 
09:00 <Doodle> no i mean whats the point in garaging it somewhere else
09:00 <[Maverick]> what a fucking shame 
09:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
10:00 <Loof> sorry
10:00 <faux> Yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 500mb is like looking at ONE web page
10:00 <faux> ...
10:00 <Doodle> .
10:00 <faux> 500mb is half a GB 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> easy to go through in 10 seconds
10:00 <faux> OK well stop watching your witch porn
10:00 <johninj4> thats like 50 10mbs
10:00 <Vagisil> oh
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> well.. it wouldnt be in halls creek i give u the tip lol
10:00 <mrwuf> my chance over again I would not spend money on cars i would buy property, not houses just land, and hold it for years until it has tripled its value, then sell it as use that as a deposit to secure a place
10:00 <Doodle> why not, cars are supposed to be driven
10:00 <Vagisil> i dont need to buy it now.. just when we move back is fine
10:00 <Doodle> mrwuf you might want to get a job first
10:00 <mrwuf> I suppose silly girls love cars and thats all you're probably thinking about
10:00 <Doodle> and move out of mums garage
10:00 <Vagisil> the one thing with the ferrari is its to cunted to get 2 suitcases in it
10:00 <Doodle> no shit
10:00 <psYbR> lol MusiciaN i guess im a grumpy old man
10:00 <Doodle> why buy one
11:00 <faux> How much do you use a day john
11:00 <Doodle> lol witch porn
11:00 <johninj4> around 250 i reckon
11:00 <Doodle> DOUBLE BUBBLE BOIL N TROUBLE
11:00 <faux> Well there you go
11:00 <Doodle> *cums*
11:00 <faux> And its 4g so you'll have sick reception 
11:00 <faux> I have amazing receptionx
11:00 <Loof> sick maaaaaaaaaaaate
11:00 <faux> And imxon 3g plus
11:00 <faux> Imagine 4g
11:00 <faux> Wud b supa fast
11:00 <KarlPilkington> So this is the internet.
11:00 <johninj4> yeah this dongle is meant to be 4g
11:00 <Doodle> if you want to put suitcases in it
11:00 <Doodle> i can fit 1 suitcase in my car
11:00 <Vagisil> tour australia in a ferrari.. yes please
11:00 <Vagisil> :P
11:00 <mrwuf> you seem to insult the person who attempts to help you, I wonder how that works out over a lifetime
11:00 <Doodle> lol you'd never make it out of wa
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <Vagisil> i dunno
12:00 <johninj4> only 3g out here
12:00 <faux> hehehehe
12:00 <faux> songle
12:00 <faux> D
12:00 <faux> .
12:00 <johninj4> lol yeh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I need some opinons
12:00 <Bastardly_One> an S5 or a HTC?
12:00 <johninj4> i feel awkward saying it too
12:00 <faux> onions
12:00 <Loof> a nexus
12:00 <KarlPilkington> The internet is the best place for opinions.
12:00 <johninj4> are you crying?
12:00 <faux> Nexus all the way
12:00 <Loof> ^
12:00 <faux> No b1 said he needs some onions
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if they're offering that 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but noted
12:00 <Doodle> nonions
12:00 <Vagisil> 90grand buys a lot of shit
12:00 <Vagisil> i cant bring myself to waste it on a fuckin cruiser
12:00 <Doodle> 90k would buy you an atrocious shitbox of a 348
12:00 <Vagisil> nah
12:00 <Doodle> racv on speed dial, know every tow truck drivers name
12:00 <Vagisil> 84k buys one with about 60 000kms on it
12:00 <Doodle> like when i had my rx7
12:00 <Doodle> 60,000kms in a ferrari is huge
12:00 <Vagisil> 1992? not really
12:00 <Doodle> theyre hand made
12:00 <Vagisil> yeahhh
12:00 <Doodle> by italians
12:00 <Vagisil> lol
12:00 <Doodle> so they fall apart
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm due for an upgrade very soon
13:00 <faux> Doodle
13:00 <Doodle> faux
13:00 <faux> Speak French to me and send me voice clips ty
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so trying to make a decent decision for once
13:00 <Doodle> looool
13:00 <johninj4> well i got food happening, bbl
13:00 <Loof> laters man
13:00 <faux> E joy
13:00 <faux> +n
13:00 <Doodle> whatsapp me like one of your french girls
13:00 <faux> Ok
13:00 <johninj4> ty :)
13:00 <Doodle> sacre bleu
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm jealous of john and home cooked meals
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of cars
13:00 <Doodle> a $60k ferrari would cost you over $30k in receipts on the first year
13:00 <Doodle> major service is like $10k
13:00 <Vagisil> 84k ferrari
13:00 <Vagisil> 60 000 kilometres
13:00 <Bastardly_One> someone that is good at racing games come over and win this race will ya?
13:00 <Vagisil> 60k ferrari is a 328 or wotever
13:00 <Vagisil> the mondial
13:00 <Vagisil> yucky poo
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't fucking get it together ... was first and crashed
13:00 <Doodle> lol mondial
13:00 <Doodle> save yourself a world of pain and buy a gallardo 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> then I think how bad my mum cooks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and no longer bothers me
14:00 <faux> Uh
14:00 <Doodle> wb
14:00 <faux> Stupid app
14:00 <faux> Ty
14:00 <faux> k I wotzapd u
14:00 <Doodle> olawd
14:00 <KarlPilkington> The iPhone still seems better than most.
14:00 <Vagisil> mmm
14:00 <Doodle> at least theyre built properly
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <Vagisil> yeh but thats 180k plus
14:00 <Doodle> i've seen them for sub 150k
14:00 <Doodle> give it a few years
14:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lamborghini-Gallardo-2004/SSE-AD-3154978/?Cr=0
14:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lamborghini-Gallardo-2005/SSE-AD-3226003/?Cr=0
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dejavu
15:00 <faux> Was me bogan neighbour Cheryl
15:00 <Doodle> LOL
15:00 <Loof> lol iphone
15:00 <faux> hahaha
15:00 <Doodle> one of my mates
15:00 <Doodle> his gf is called cheryl
15:00 <Doodle> and she sounds like that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
15:00 <Bastardly_One> only in Ballarat
15:00 <faux> Hahahahhahhahaa
15:00 <faux> Sif its not your new ringtone don't even lie
15:00 <Doodle> hahahahahahaha
15:00 <Vagisil> mmm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you two have had this convo before
15:00 <Doodle> nope
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and Doodle proved that time he knew his shit too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like dejavu then
15:00 <Druidess> Doodle is a loser though
15:00 <Vagisil> lol wot r u talkin about
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Waix if that helps 
15:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm a loser
15:00 <Vagisil> weve only been lookin at ferraris like.. 3 weeks lol
15:00 <Doodle> dont listen to me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you two talking about sports cars
15:00 <Doodle> i know its waix
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough then
16:00 <faux> BE FRENCH
16:00 <Vagisil> oh.. was that the lebaron we were tlaking about?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems like dejavu alright?
16:00 <Doodle> lol probably
16:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
16:00 <Doodle> fucking chrysler lebaron
16:00 <Vagisil> yeh
16:00 <Vagisil> lol
16:00 <Doodle> 355 would be nice
16:00 <Doodle> big fan of those
16:00 <Picard> dreamers
16:00 <Vagisil> yeh thats my ultimate dream ferrari
16:00 <Vagisil> way too much $$$
16:00 <Doodle> we're allowed to dream
16:00 <Acan> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
17:00 <faux> Yum the last pic I sent you is delicious
17:00 <faux> Want.
17:00 <Doodle> i had to reset me phone m8
17:00 <faux> Farkn phones aye
17:00 <Doodle> its prolly on my computer
17:00 <Doodle> the pic
17:00 <Doodle> i mean
17:00 <faux> I'll resent 
17:00 <Doodle> not my hpne
17:00 <Doodle> cos thats here
17:00 <faux> D
17:00 <Doodle> *phone
17:00 <faux> hone
17:00 <faux> UH
17:00 <faux> fail
17:00 <Doodle> HPNE
17:00 <Picard> Vagisil and Bastardly_One couldnt afford a die-cast model on one 
17:00 <Doodle> anyway time to go do exercise cos i wouldnt want mrwuf thinking i dont work on my body
17:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz
17:00 <Picard> Lish
17:00 <Vagisil> just so u know.. the chrysler lebaron convo was 2011 lol
17:00 <Lish> Picard
17:00 <Picard> killed him yet?
17:00 <Lish> Not yet
17:00 <Picard> working on it?
18:00 <Doodle> <- hyp n hpnen
18:00 <faux> oh ok
18:00 <faux> Soz about Cheryl 
18:00 <Lish> Nah he's a nice guy
18:00 <Picard> use large doses on pottassium
18:00 <couleurs> get a bmw 318i and put m stickas on it m8 fkn best
18:00 <Picard> of**
18:00 <Vagisil> LOL
18:00 <Vagisil> nah.. bmw roadster
18:00 <Vagisil> only beamer id own
19:00 <Loof> feral cheryl
19:00 <Doodle> LOOOOL
19:00 <Doodle> ssssfucken lamb ehhhhh
19:00 <Doodle> ehhhhhhhhhh
19:00 <Loof> how do you spell feral?
19:00 <Doodle> m8
19:00 <Doodle> you sound like trent from punchy
19:00 <Vagisil> the top model x3
19:00 <Vagisil> z3*
19:00 <couleurs> the clown shoe
19:00 <Vagisil> Mmmmm
19:00 <couleurs> i would buy that too
19:00 <mrwuf> I'm busy
19:00 <Vagisil> theyre still upwards of 30g
19:00 <Acan> Hiiiiiiiii mrwuf 
20:00 <Loof> my fucking god this season of trailer park boys is funny
20:00 <faux> HAHA
20:00 <faux> I am Trent irl
20:00 <Vagisil> the cheapo ones are under 6k in perth
20:00 <Vagisil> but an m roadster... MMmmmm
21:00 <Doodle> lolol hot
21:00 <faux> :'(
21:00 <faux> Waiting for French trent
21:00 <Vagisil> ya know what sucks
21:00 <Vagisil> the X type jags look so fucking nice
21:00 <Vagisil> but such a fucking heap of shit
21:00 <Vagisil> and the XF is just a fucking mondeo
22:00 <faux> Fuck sake this app is poop
22:00 <Doodle> poopapp
22:00 <Loof> billion dollar idea
22:00 <Vagisil> dew86 rubbish
23:00 <Loof> an app where people can share poop pics
24:00 <Loof> bastards: http://www.ratemypoo.com/
24:00 <Doodle> no
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> just no
26:00 <Ana_Ng> loof, did you just get the internet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> now I remember why I gave up on this
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the fucking server is down again 
27:00 <Picard> we wish u would give up on irc
28:00 <Zade> if only
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is that what the voices just said to you Pictard?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> take their advice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look, it's the rave kid trying to be cool again
28:00 <mrwuf> are you being punished by your sins 
28:00 <Zade> what do you mean trying... i am 
29:00 <Picard> lol @ b1 hanging shit on someone for taking drugs when he admits drugs have fucked his life
29:00 <mrwuf> arguing is so old, I don't know anyone my age that even bothers anymore
29:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe in 1990 something Zade ... is this your way of trying to be relevant still?
29:00 <Picard> 1990
29:00 <Picard> ?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you only just know of rate my poo?
30:00 <Loof> thankfully yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's been around since the internet itself 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and you know the tits page you were starting?
30:00 <Loof> yeah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who were the pair that was only nipples?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they were off 
30:00 <Loof> cant remember
30:00 <Picard> zade was 1
30:00 <Picard> pmsl
30:00 <Bastardly_One> learn to read idiot
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it made perfect sense even to him
30:00 <Picard> dont think may 9yos are cool
30:00 <Picard> but i guess u know all about kids that age
31:00 <Loof> blackdevil pwnt that site so i gave up on it
31:00 <Loof> cant stop multiple votes from dynamic ips
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just give up you stupid old cunt ... for the sake of the rest of irc
31:00 <Picard> didnt i just suggest u quit irc?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> would be better if you took your own suggestion
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and who said it could sprinkle rain?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to go wandering for a short bit soo
32:00 <Loof> melbourne weather is a cunt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> now, back to what I was doing if it's just you two fuckwits talking 
32:00 <mrwuf> you are relevant Bastardly_One but you must be nice to form friendships with others, diplomacy, there are many miserable beings unable to address their weaknesses, life has eaten and spat out, stray strong
32:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't give a shit wolf boy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I think they keep going
33:00 <Loof> especially when you're on meds that make you either freezing cold or boiling hot like an old person lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I still miss melb
33:00 <Bastardly_One> every time I am here even the shit suburbs seem not so bad
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *there
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not here
33:00 <Picard> u couldnt give a shit? yet you cry to ops and have people zlined 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't come here for validation like some do 
33:00 <Picard> pmsl @ the pathetic loser
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't cry at all idiot ... they do it of their own accord
34:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKuJAMz3Vzc&x-yt-cl=85114404&x-yt-ts=1422579428
34:00 <Vagisil> man lnp are so funny
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica Playlist (Nov 1, 2013) - Category: Music - 4,164,525 views - 17,798 likes (92.7%), 1,395 dislikes (7.3%)
34:00 <Vagisil> saying they made tough decisions that werent in the partys best interest
34:00 <Digerati> When there is need of silence, you talk.  And when there is need of talk, you are silent.
34:00 <Vagisil> no mate
34:00 <Vagisil> you made stupid decisions that werent in the states best interest
34:00 <Digerati> When you are present, you wish to be absent. And when you are absent, you desire to be present.
34:00 <Digerati> In peace, you are for war, and in war you are for peace. In council you descant on bravery, and in battle you tremble.
34:00 <Picard> lies
34:00 <mrwuf> control yourselves
34:00 <Picard> u are known for sooking to Lwaxana
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact I'm not well liked by ircops so you fail
34:00 <Picard> u have her pm window open at all times
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're known to abuse her and deserve your zlines more like
34:00 <Bastardly_One> now ... fuck ... up
34:00 <Picard> you're not well liked by anyone
34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually keep going
34:00 <Lish> Stop children
34:00 <Lish> It's weird and annoying
34:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Maurice will pay attention
35:00 <Vagisil> 30/39
35:00 <Digerati> mother fucking mary
35:00 <Vagisil> you know what i find astounding
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and get annoyed with you in 10 seconds like most people do 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so keep it up 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just go back to what I was doing 
35:00 <Picard> absuing zade?
35:00 <Picard> abusing**
36:00 <Vagisil> you can stick a cock up someones cunt
36:00 <Vagisil> and u dont die like 3 days later
36:00 <Doodle> err
36:00 <Vagisil> well.. if u think about it
36:00 <Vagisil> its gross as fuck
37:00 <Loof> agreed
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> your missus might have a gross vagoo
37:00 <Vagisil> i cant stick my finger in my ear without my ear exploding 3 days later
37:00 <Vagisil> lol.. thinking a little broader than that lol
37:00 <Doodle> maybe
37:00 <Doodle> you weren't meant to have sex with women
38:00 <Vagisil> omg
38:00 <Vagisil> im not talkin about my sexual preference ffs
38:00 <Vagisil> but when you take a persons appendage
38:00 <Ana_Ng> stop poking your ear so hard
38:00 <Vagisil> and put it up someones hole
38:00 <Ana_Ng> you are jealous of the vagina
38:00 <Vagisil> i think its amazing your body can control infection
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it can take quite a lot
39:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
39:00 <Doodle> .
39:00 <Vagisil> like fuck.. horses in the wild die after being fucked like.. all the time
39:00 <Ana_Ng> newsflash it doesn't always control infection
39:00 <Doodle> have you seen a horses dick
39:00 <Vagisil> just  coz the bucketload of semen wrecks their uhu
39:00 <Ana_Ng> buckethead!
39:00 <Vagisil> lol
39:00 <Vagisil> im not talkin about std either
40:00 <Vagisil> like
40:00 <Vagisil> if a doctor used his bare hand to open your chest
40:00 <Vagisil> youd be fucking dead a week later
40:00 <Ana_Ng> you really don't understand the vagina
40:00 <Vagisil> same hand up a cunt.. not so much
40:00 <Doodle> uh
40:00 <Vagisil> not just the vagina
40:00 <Ana_Ng> it's already open and calloused
40:00 <Doodle> have you ever heard of a mucous membrane
40:00 <Vagisil> uterous... fally tubes
40:00 <Vagisil> urgh yes
40:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently you don't understand the mouth
40:00 <Doodle> go and google it and come back when you're not a dickhead
41:00 <Vagisil> lmao
41:00 <Doodle> its not like a vagina is a gaping wound, it just looks like one
41:00 <Vagisil> the mouth as well
41:00 <Vagisil> fucking amazing
41:00 <Vagisil> LOL
41:00 <Ana_Ng> it's kind of gapey
41:00 <Vagisil> and intestines
41:00 <Vagisil> the poo
41:00 <Vagisil> like.. wow
41:00 <Vagisil> its amazeballs
41:00 <Doodle> faux, comment allez vous
41:00 <Ana_Ng> if i didn't have a vagina, i would feel like i am suffocating
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i am breathing down there, damnit
42:00 <faux> wut.
42:00 <Vagisil> lol
42:00 <Christopher> faux
42:00 <faux> dewdel <3
42:00 <faux> Hi chris
42:00 <Christopher> hi
42:00 <Doodle> <3
42:00 <Vagisil> Simon_Cullen: "The Sunday Tele can reveal Prime Minister has secured a personal assurance from... Julie Bishop in recent days that she will not challenge" (561474302319394817)
42:00 <Vagisil> lmgdfao
42:00 <faux> Is it cold is ballsrat
43:00 <Christopher> wtf
43:00 <faux> Ballarat even
43:00 <Vagisil> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> looool
43:00 <Christopher> is getting said
43:00 <Doodle> ballsrat
43:00 <Vagisil> ballsrat lmfao
43:00 <faux> Lol
43:00 <faux> Ff
43:00 <Doodle> its 12
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's raining rn
43:00 <Vagisil> its raining balls and rats
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men.mp3 (3.2MB 128kbps Stereo 3:29)
43:00 <Christopher> kilalla do whats its
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, sprinkling ... wouldn't feel it if you didn't have glasses at all 
43:00 <faux> Its 21 here and I'm cold
43:00 <Vagisil> i love ballarat
43:00 <Doodle> D:
43:00 <Christopher> dang
43:00 <Christopher> warm up
43:00 <Vagisil> white kangaroos n shit
43:00 <Christopher> jogg on spot
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not windy though so this is like normal
43:00 <faux> U jogg on spot
43:00 <faux> I'm in bed
44:00 <Christopher> :P
44:00 <Doodle> poor spot
44:00 <faux> Rofl
44:00 <faux> should prob put pants on
44:00 <Doodle> faux your bf turns 70 this month
44:00 <faux> But me blanket is enough
44:00 <faux> I know I sent him nudes remember 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 21 and cold
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thats like summer here
44:00 <Doodle> gross
44:00 <Doodle> yes
45:00 <Doodle> he wouldnt know what to do with them
45:00 <faux> Are you calling me gross
45:00 <faux> How rude
45:00 <Doodle> no
45:00 <Christopher> nah
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <faux> TOO LATE.
45:00 <Christopher> lol
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Vagisil> that dudes been told to take that website down hey
45:00 <Vagisil> and delete all the nudes
45:00 <Vagisil> the ex gf site
45:00 <faux> who is vagisil
45:00 <Doodle> waix
45:00 <faux> Ew
45:00 <Vagisil> i 4get the name of it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it 
45:00 <Vagisil> hes part of gamergate or something now
45:00 <Doodle> Cripla
45:00 <faux> CRIP
45:00 <faux> OMG
45:00 <faux> my life is cumplete
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to add a whole lot of descriptive abuse
45:00 <Doodle> wtf i never get OMG
45:00 <Doodle> FUCK YOU
46:00 <faux> LOL
46:00 <Bastardly_One> before I said waix
46:00 <faux> you get voice clips of me singing
46:00 <faux> And lamb
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> thx chez
46:00 <faux> Rofl
46:00 <faux> CHEZ
46:00 <faux> hahaheshsjslandmfm
46:00 <faux> island.
46:00 <Doodle> yeah my mates missus we call her chez
46:00 <Doodle> chezza
46:00 <faux> Yuck
46:00 <faux> She sounds feral
46:00 <faux> Does she own shoes
46:00 <Doodle> she is 
46:00 <Doodle> no
46:00 <faux> Is this poodleman
46:00 <faux> Or is he still gay
46:00 <Doodle> no hahaha
46:00 <Doodle> yes he is still gay
47:00 <Christopher> whats ie ma call it
47:00 <Doodle> he just doesnt realise it
47:00 <Christopher> lol
47:00 <faux> Every time he comments on your fb I wanna be a snarky cunt
47:00 <Doodle> same
47:00 <faux> But I'm afraid I'll make him cry
47:00 <Doodle> loool
47:00 <Vagisil> OMG
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is he really that bad?
47:00 <Vagisil> HALF TERM TONY LOL
47:00 <Doodle> its ok he hates all girls who speak to me i think he is jls
47:00 <Doodle> he's hated all my exes
47:00 <Lish> wheres TheRo
47:00 <Lish> n
47:00 <faux> cos he wants teh shroom
47:00 <Lish> i need to speak nba
47:00 <Doodle> ew
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard Doodle talk about him before
47:00 <Doodle> wwww
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but is he really that much of a drama?
47:00 <faux> I want shrooms so bad rn
47:00 <Doodle> he is
47:00 <Doodle> a drama
47:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
48:00 <faux> Just eat them out of the bag hng
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd suck
48:00 <faux> SOMEONE BRING ME MUSHROOMS
48:00 <Doodle> oh you meant shroom
48:00 <Doodle> not penises
48:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
48:00 <faux> oh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 - 1
48:00 <faux> And your shroom obv
48:00 <Lwaxana> holy shit
48:00 <Doodle> loool
48:00 <Doodle> dont eat it
48:00 <faux> I peel teh skin
48:00 <faux> Is that OK.
48:00 <Doodle> WUT
48:00 <Doodle> NO
48:00 <faux> Rofl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> South Korea just got a goal at the 91 min
48:00 <Vagisil> LOL
48:00 <faux> Just caj
48:00 <Lwaxana> GGGEEEZZZZZZZ
49:00 <Christopher> enough of this shit
49:00 <Doodle> caj?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I am not seeing the end of this 
49:00 <faux> Casually
49:00 <faux> Caj
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Doodle> right
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go like in about 15
49:00 <Doodle> i'm old
49:00 <faux> Bye
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and extra time goes for 15 min
49:00 <Vagisil> HALF TERM TONY!
49:00 <Doodle> its my bday next week
49:00 <faux> bye Felipe
49:00 <Doodle> what are you getting me
49:00 <faux> Um
49:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to Lwax ... we're watching the soccer
49:00 <faux> A pony
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fart in a jar
49:00 <Doodle> :o
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Spiderbait - Buy Me A Pony.mp3 (1.6MB 128kbps Stereo 1:45)
49:00 <faux> Ny Little pony
50:00 <faux> Figurines
50:00 <Doodle> from new york
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or send him a used tampon that has sat in the sun for a week
50:00 <faux> RIDIN MA PONY
50:00 <faux> ...
50:00 <faux> um
50:00 <Doodle> NY LIL PONY NUKKAH
50:00 <faux> Lmao
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bronies are weird folk eh?
50:00 <Doodle> i dont want a tampon thx
50:00 <faux> Let's hear it for newwww yooork
50:00 <faux> Concrete jungle wet dream tomatooo
50:00 <Doodle> loooool
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of met a bronie the other day ... old guy into My Little Pony
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he was well in the head
51:00 <Doodle> good grief
51:00 <faux> Where do you meet people
51:00 <Doodle> you should have done us all a favour and murdered him
51:00 <Crip> season return live in 10 mins @ www.tunein.radioxenu.com
51:00 <faux> In irc channels?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going, "sucks to be you my nieces used to be into that"
51:00 <faux> YAY CRIP
51:00 <Doodle> NO FUCK YOU CRIP YOU DIDNT EVEN SAY HELLO
51:00 <Crip> hai faux
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he says in a queer voice
51:00 <faux> hai
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's for ME
51:00 <Crip> and mr penis
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not anyone else
51:00 <British^Meat> stfu Bastardly_One
51:00 <Crip> hows it hanging ?
51:00 <Doodle> 2 l8 m8
51:00 <faux> COS ALLLL OF MEEEE
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and walked off in a huff
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <faux> LOVES ALLL OF U
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle in Target
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect
52:00 <Doodle> i nearly went to target today
52:00 <faux> Tarjayyy
52:00 <Christopher> trajudjadee
52:00 <faux> wut
52:00 <Christopher> wut
52:00 <Christopher> oh
52:00 <faux> Chris have you cleaned your kitchen ywt
52:00 <faux> Yet
52:00 <Vagisil> JONES @ 10.7% swing... well done!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck it's not Target Country I guess
53:00 <Vagisil> the hero that brought down cuntcock newman
53:00 <Christopher> yeah i did nearlly finished
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and why does everyone keep going on about Qld elections?
53:00 <Vagisil> i love our target country
53:00 <Vagisil> its 300kms away
53:00 <Vagisil> but i love it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> someone in pm was as well
53:00 <faux> Did it take you 6 months
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck?
53:00 <Christopher> i clean as i go
53:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One how can you go in 15??
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't now Lwax
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lets go boys!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the sth koreans are pumped now after that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're not going the best as usual
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
54:00 <Vagisil> ur all worn out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> aust soccer is shit 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we're playing like normal ... previous games have been unusually good
55:00 <Vagisil> i cant watch it hey
55:00 <Vagisil> i can watch the 2nd half of a t20 cricket game
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm addicted to the game
55:00 <Vagisil> thats about it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm not watching it I'll play the fucking thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> soccer maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
56:00 <Vagisil> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> leg seizure
57:00 <Bastardly_One> in your face korean guy
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> oh man this bananabread is awesome
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not had that forever
58:00 <Vagisil> jane just made it in slowcooker
58:00 <Bastardly_One> might buy some on a wander if I see it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> always way better made at home though
58:00 <Vagisil> oh its fucking grand
59:00 <Vagisil> 9pm qld
59:00 <Vagisil> come on count that shit u cunts
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I can play Fifa against couleurs better than this!
00:00 <Vagisil> LMFAO
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I've only ever beaten couleurs once
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and one draw
03:00 <Vagisil> i farted
03:00 <Vagisil> ill bbl
03:00 <Vagisil> fuckin stinks
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they need to change the R to a P in Socceroos
04:00 <johninj4> yeh i missed it, glad extra time is on but i guess a win would be better
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they got as lucky as we did 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> right place right time stuff as well
08:00 <couleurs> PiZzA^PaRTy
09:00 <johninj4> yaaaaaaay
09:00 <Bastardly_One> GOAL!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was praying so hard
09:00 <Bastardly_One> as I really have to get going in a min
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <couleurs> GOLASO
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> fuckin lucky
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know I never thought we'd ever win anything in my lifetime
10:00 <Vagisil> still got a half to go though :P
10:00 <johninj4> yeah pretty impresive eh
10:00 <johninj4> ange will be stoked
10:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'll go ya know what will happen
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuckers will get another goal
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <Vagisil> 39/44!!!
11:00 <johninj4> don't say that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and will go into penalities
11:00 <Vagisil> LABOR HAVE HALF THE SEATS!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll be back to see the last penalty
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 - 4
11:00 <Vagisil> lmao
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up!
12:00 <Vagisil> hahaha pauline hanson
12:00 <Vagisil> back in the gutter
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pushing my luck for banana bread with this 15 mins
12:00 <Vagisil> ahahah
12:00 <Vagisil> just make some u clown
12:00 <Vagisil> its easy as piss
12:00 <Bastardly_One> l a z y
12:00 <Vagisil> LOL
12:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I won't make shit this cunt I live with may like
13:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm actualy a nice person and end up sharing
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's fucked me off again about half an hour ago
13:00 <Vagisil> make sure u get some whipping cream or something
13:00 <Vagisil> or in your case cream in a can
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol fuck off
13:00 <Vagisil> or nutella
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get it I'll get normal cream with it most likely
14:00 <Digerati> nutella :)
14:00 <Digerati> hahaha
14:00 <Digerati> you mind reader you :)
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <Digerati> fuck you Vagisil :)
14:00 <Digerati> ;)
14:00 <Digerati> jk
14:00 <Vagisil> haha
14:00 <Digerati> i was just thinking of nutella
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... I know I want something sweet for after dinner and that sounds good since you mentioned it 
14:00 <Digerati> and had this minimised irc
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but I might not even bother
14:00 <Digerati> and i thought of vagisil
15:00 <Vagisil> no seats for palmer party yet hahahaha
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
15:00 <Digerati> try rubbing some vegemite on puss
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this ref hates us
15:00 <Lwaxana> yep
15:00 <Lwaxana> he does
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I do like him though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> except for that decision
16:00 <Lwaxana> yellow card dor being injured??
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been harsh but fair ... except for that clear penalty
16:00 <Vagisil> i love brett lees bowling the other week hey
16:00 <Vagisil> 5 wides in a row or something stupid
16:00 <Vagisil> fucking hilarious
16:00 <Vagisil> 11 ball over
16:00 <Vagisil> was priceless
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax
17:00 <Lwaxana> hmmm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he seriously hates thingomagic though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yelled his guts out at him in the first half
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and then that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how funny was that though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like holding the ref like
17:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down lady
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Lwaxana> not
17:00 <johninj4> brett lee did snap a bat last week too
18:00 <Vagisil> i gots an ice coffee with my banana bread now lol
18:00 <Vagisil> nespresso pod coffee... loads of milk.. and loads of icecream
18:00 <Vagisil> fuckin yum
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
18:00 <Vagisil> ya mum lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we're in national emergency here
18:00 <Bastardly_One> for any soccer fan 
18:00 <Vagisil> dude
19:00 <simba> saaccer fans
19:00 <Vagisil> go bake a banana bread loaf.. in the shape of a soccer ball
19:00 <Vagisil> and then throw it at the goals on tht tv
19:00 <Vagisil> *shrugs*
19:00 <Vagisil> sounded so much better in my head
19:00 <Bastardly_One> geez it'd be funny if I was right 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 - 2 and penalties
19:00 <simba> that would b funny
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is in tents
19:00 <Vagisil> nah i reckon it be 3/1
20:00 <johninj4> nah 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ouch simba
20:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec
20:00 <johninj4> we should hang on now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <simba> hahahahahahaha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think we will now
20:00 <johninj4> park da bus
20:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:00 <Bastardly_One> only 1 min
20:00 <johninj4> nah
20:00 <johninj4> 120 i think
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't add
22:00 <Bastardly_One> those sth koreans are that tired they're as slow as norwich city or something
22:00 <johninj4> lol that was cool
22:00 <johninj4> yeh they would go alright if they had some aerial prescence
22:00 <johninj4> but they got nothing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they are exhausted it would appear
22:00 <johninj4> yep
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're playing great in that respect IMO
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly
23:00 <Vagisil> they look fucked
23:00 <Vagisil> game slowing down
23:00 <johninj4> yeh extra time usually kills most of em
23:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone was fucked at 90
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and the first half of extra time was in tents plus
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <Vagisil> labor only need 1 seat to win majority
24:00 <beagle> LOVE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD
24:00 <Vagisil> lnp need 6
24:00 <beagle> metallica are hardcore
24:00 <beagle> theyre sure fucking care. well no but 
24:00 <beagle> hahahahahhahaha
24:00 <beagle> are.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder these cunts had a good war
24:00 <Bastardly_One> with the Korean War
24:00 <beagle> just recorded from youtube
24:00 <Bastardly_One> persistent fuckers
25:00 <beagle> youtubes as easy as porno
25:00 <Vagisil> #halftermtony lol
25:00 <johninj4> lol
25:00 <beagle> i think ircers are more nervous than paltalkians
25:00 <beagle> just saying
25:00 <johninj4> getting rid of him won't do them any good either
25:00 <Vagisil> youtube..... the nails of flash's coffin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no change fuckers 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we've one
26:00 <Bastardly_One> woot woot!
26:00 <Vagisil> yer
26:00 <johninj4> matty ryan for PM
26:00 <Bastardly_One> won also
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not one
26:00 <Vagisil> they are well on their way to first single term fed party
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 10
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 9
27:00 <johninj4> 1 min 
27:00 <Vagisil> KEEP COUNTING U COONS
27:00 <johninj4> woop woop
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck oath this is torture!
27:00 <johninj4> eh no danger
27:00 <Bastardly_One> first time a commentator has said anything legit
27:00 <johninj4> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
27:00 <Bastardly_One> finally!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
28:00 <johninj4> AFC champs
28:00 <nate> who won!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am more excited I can go for the walk 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <nate> south korea?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> finally!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, aust
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 - 1
28:00 <Vagisil> ABCElections: #qldvotes result comes down to seats of Mansfield, Maryborough and Whitsunday http://t.co/XkNRAvkCUJ (561485897682530305)
28:00 <nate> ahah ;D
28:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO
28:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs kids
29:00 <Lwaxana> am trying to figure out whether thats worth any $$$$$
29:00 <B1{MIA}> the championship?
29:00 <B1{MIA}> yes it is but not sure how much 
29:00 <B1{MIA}> bbs 
29:00 <Vagisil> OMG
29:00 <Vagisil> labor about to get whitsundays
29:00 <Vagisil> which will make it majority labor
30:00 <johninj4> great day for australia
31:00 <Vagisil> yep
31:00 <Vagisil> unreal
32:00 <romeo> --un --real
32:00 <romeo> :P
32:00 <simba> Hahahahaahahahaha
32:00 <simba> 21:58:26 <Bastardly_One> WOO
32:00 <simba> 21:58:28 <Bastardly_One> bbs kids
32:00 <romeo> sup simba?
32:00 <simba> ok pieter
32:00 <simba> sup
32:00 <couleurs> orsie orsie kaw mon
32:00 <romeo> simba are you home today?
33:00 <simba> yes
33:00 <romeo> ah cool
33:00 <Digerati> There is two species on the planet that I cannot understand, one species being human, and the other species looking human, I cannot decipher between the two, let alone understand what is human, or what humans are, or what they are supposed to be on this planet, maybe I am delusional.
33:00 <romeo> som am i
33:00 <romeo> pension funds
33:00 <Vagisil> Karina_Carv: RT @dlewis89: "My political career is over," says Campbell Newman. #qldvotes @abcnews_qld (561487300735950848)
33:00 <Vagisil> BURN!
33:00 <romeo> i like chicks names
34:00 <romeo> show some skin
34:00 <romeo> yeah baby
34:00 <romeo> ]]]]
34:00 <romeo> im gunna have a cone
34:00 <Vagisil> i like the penis in the ear
34:00 <romeo> hi Vagisil
35:00 <simba> ill cone it up with you
36:00 <romeo> sIm bar
36:00 <nate> campbell can go back to making soup
36:00 <johninj4> aww he is consoling the koleans
36:00 <johninj4> so sweet
37:00 <romeo> fictionnal characters make me laugh and porn makes me happy
37:00 <Digerati> simba, i will be your father figure
37:00 <romeo> coffee is even better
37:00 <couleurs> they make our tvs... without them we wouldn't be able to watch teh gr8 game
37:00 <Digerati> i have had enough crime
37:00 <johninj4> lol 
38:00 <romeo> game?
38:00 <Digerati> gameboy !
38:00 <romeo> lol
38:00 <Digerati> :)
38:00 <romeo> :)
38:00 <Digerati> if you are the desert
38:00 <Digerati> i'll be the sea
39:00 <simba> if u shut up ill smile
39:00 <romeo> sea shells
39:00 <romeo> 6sparkles
39:00 <Digerati> beautiful darling, don't think of me, cos all i ever wanted, is in your eyes, and love cannot lie !
39:00 <Digerati> :)
39:00 <romeo> hehe
40:00 <Digerati> god i love george michael of the 80's
40:00 <romeo> 430 seems differnt to 420
40:00 <Digerati> not now but :P
40:00 <romeo> i love the show friends
40:00 <Digerati> boy george was hot to in the 80's
40:00 <romeo> no i don't
41:00 <johninj4> lol
41:00 <romeo> what else do you love?
41:00 <Digerati> ewww
41:00 <Digerati> prince - little red corvette
41:00 <romeo> ok ok
41:00 <johninj4> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2015/01/31/1227203/676037-748e9c2c-a93b-11e4-b4a3-9d4f296075c1.jpg 
41:00 <johninj4> classy
41:00 <Digerati> the only sexy car on the planet is a little red corvete
42:00 <Digerati> tom jones did some prince music
42:00 <Digerati> cant remember the song
42:00 <Digerati> sex bomb
42:00 <Digerati> that's it
42:00 <Vagisil> kiss
43:00 <Digerati> and kiss
43:00 <romeo> Digerati i wanna measure how horny yo are...
43:00 <Digerati> love machine babay !
43:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRQtldkHT3E
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TOM JONES - Kiss (1989) (Nov 29, 2008) - Category: Music - views - 5,566 likes (97.3%), 156 dislikes (2.7%)
43:00 <Digerati> make bieber my bitch !
43:00 <Digerati> pffft
43:00 <romeo> cool stuff
43:00 <Digerati> :P
44:00 <Digerati> apparently bieber bitch banged a brazilian girl in brazil
44:00 <Digerati> wouldn't be suprised if he did filfthy shit with his dough
45:00 <Digerati> kids on coke
45:00 <Digerati> sigh...
45:00 <Digerati> so sad
45:00 <romeo> smokes and coffee though?
45:00 <British^Meat> stfu B2
46:00 <romeo> irish meat
46:00 <romeo> viking meat
46:00 <British^Meat> romeat
46:00 <romeo> :D
46:00 <romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
46:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1H4uHxzflE
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Utah Jazz - Done & Dusted (May 20, 2009) - Category: Music - 24,051 views - 128 likes (98.5%), 2 dislikes (1.5%)
47:00 <romeo> meat is from britan every body !
48:00 <British^Meat> ark up
48:00 <romeo> :)
48:00 <romeo> yes yes
49:00 <British^Meat> so gr8 to be able to chat atm innit?
49:00 <johninj4> brillian
49:00 <romeo> of course
49:00 <romeo> t
49:00 <romeo> brillianance
49:00 <romeo> brillianT
50:00 <romeo> richhee rich?
50:00 <romeo> wet weed
50:00 <romeo> yay or nae
50:00 <romeo> ?
51:00 <couleurs> leeblize weegle
51:00 <romeo> chief
51:00 <romeo> chiev thief
51:00 <romeo> chief thief
51:00 <johninj4> maximum luongo
51:00 <romeo> ahead of the game
51:00 <johninj4> indeed
51:00 <romeo> :>
52:00 <amsy> luongo 
53:00 <romeo> so Digerati what's your bra size?
53:00 <romeo> my pant size is large
53:00 <amsy> hahaha
53:00 <romeo> hehe
54:00 <romeo> amsy
54:00 <romeo> i                  drag beeeeee hind
54:00 <romeo> movies
54:00 <romeo> move
55:00 <romeo> depression sinks in
55:00 <amsy> oh
55:00 <romeo> paranoia
55:00 <romeo> :)
55:00 <romeo> ;)
55:00 <johninj4> lol
56:00 <romeo> lolly lols laughingly
56:00 <DoC> romeo juliet
56:00 <romeo> 13what up DoC?
57:00 <romeo> me chilling
57:00 <romeo> :>
57:00 <nate> romeo drunk yet?
57:00 <romeo> :> <:
57:00 <romeo> :)
57:00 <romeo> uhuh
57:00 <romeo> drunk at 3 pm
58:00 <romeo> hungover now
58:00 <simba> hulle
58:00 <romeo> i wish i had some coffee
58:00 <romeo> simba be a dear
59:00 <romeo> nahi need to buy a slave
59:00 <romeo> textttttttttttttttt
59:00 <simba> text me
59:00 <romeo> phychedelic
59:00 <DoC> not much romeo
00:00 <DoC> hows you doing?
00:00 <romeo> text your brains out like a twelve dollar hooker
00:00 <romeo> im chilling in my crib
00:00 <romeo> music and thoughts of beer
01:00 <romeo> DOC have you had a good day?
01:00 <romeo> m day was great
02:00 <romeo> mY day was great
02:00 <romeo> n ures?
03:00 <romeo> i wanna eat some pigs
03:00 <romeo> and the eat icecream
03:00 <romeo> and then* eat icecream
03:00 <romeo> wish i could score
03:00 <johninj4> johnny warren would be proud
03:00 <romeo> scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
03:00 <DoC> romeo, yeah it was pretty good
04:00 <romeo> ah lovely
04:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
04:00 <romeo> Julie andrews is hot
05:00 <romeo> Julie andrews is H.O.T.
05:00 <simba> Crip u can totally advertise 
05:00 <romeo> .net
05:00 <simba> whenever
05:00 <romeo> for real dog?
05:00 <Crip> never
05:00 <romeo> ...
05:00 <Crip> :)
05:00 <romeo> :<.>
06:00 <romeo> <>>:<.>
06:00 <simba> whereever, whenever
06:00 <simba> were meant 2 be 2g4
06:00 <British^Meat> luh luh luh luh luh luh 
06:00 <romeo> simba you funny
06:00 <romeo> smokes cones
07:00 <romeo> and burn crop circles
07:00 <simba> luckily my breasts are small and humble, so you dont confuse them with mountains
07:00 <romeo> this is some sick music
07:00 <couleurs> lol
07:00 <simba> what u listening 2
07:00 <romeo> placebo
08:00 <romeo> spilt my bong
08:00 <romeo> ;S
08:00 <simba> gay band
08:00 <simba> sorry
08:00 <romeo> gay like you simba :)
08:00 <romeo> :)
08:00 <simba> hahahahahaahahahaa
08:00 <simba>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
08:00 <simba>                           mule
09:00 <romeo>                        55 tools in a hand basket
09:00 <romeo>                                                                   Juliet
09:00 <simba> romeo and tooliette
09:00 <romeo> :D
10:00 <romeo> dopey todat 
10:00 <romeo> ceiling tripping on wood simba
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just today you reckon?
10:00 <romeo> dopey today 
10:00 <romeo> :)~~~~
10:00 <British^Meat> stfu Bastardly_One
11:00 <romeo> nah spea k up
11:00 <romeo> free speech and all
11:00 <British^Meat> its called blogging m8
11:00 <sim{BIA}> stfu katatonic_kate01
11:00 <romeo> me only like grooggging
12:00 <British^Meat> stfu romeo
12:00 <romeo> ahahahahahahah
12:00 <nate> omfg lucky man
12:00 <British^Meat> the bubbles tickle my prostate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a fucking babe!
13:00 <black> sex
13:00 <white> sux
13:00 <white> suxsexz
13:00 <white> sex actully
13:00 <sim{BIA}> whats ur fav color romoe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh kate is here
13:00 <white> green
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hai and stuff
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am :D
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
14:00 <romeoHACKT> do you like regurgitiattor simba?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> pieiter is online
15:00 <British^Meat> he sucked a lot of cock to get where he is
15:00 <romeoHACKT> hehe
15:00 <Bastardly_One> make him play Fifa and stream it
15:00 <sim{BIA}> no
16:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> simba ever planted any seeds?
16:00 <Vagisil> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> \\\RomeO_]] i will lick you ******e
16:00 <couleurs> ok
16:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hehe
16:00 <Vagisil> 40/43
16:00 <sim{BIA}> yes
16:00 <Vagisil> fark
16:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> scrambled egg all over my face
16:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> what is a boy to do
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> simba has left the building
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i like atms
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i love atms
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> .
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't like you 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they talk to me 
17:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i know right
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been mentioned
18:00 <sim{BIA}> ___________ants______________
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ahahahahahahahaha 
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> get a grip man
18:00 <sim{BIA}> yeah atms talking to you
18:00 <sim{BIA}> whackjob much ahahahahahaahahahaha
18:00 <couleurs>               milk                 man
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> adult
18:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> time
19:00 <sim{BIA}> tonights discussion point: if the jackson 5 wore sombreros would they have been so successful?
19:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> in the dark room with simba
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they did in one song I think
20:00 <Bastardly_One> my god
20:00 <Bastardly_One> EA server? you can connect anytime soon thanks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
20:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> drive some cares 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, finally
20:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> steal them
20:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> drive some cars 
20:00 <British^Meat> for \\\RomeO_]] https://38.media.tumblr.com/60e21d104d2e09f52a62acc9e946c3a7/tumblr_mznno4PvUx1rdlyufo1_500.gif
20:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hehe
21:00 <British^Meat> driveclerb
21:00 <sim{BIA}> car stealer
21:00 <sim{BIA}> drive some cars, steal them
22:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> 5imbBak,
23:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> 5imbBak,sim bark
23:00 <Vagisil> thats hot lol
24:00 <sim{BIA}> dude chilled
24:00 <sim{BIA}> cocaine_dude
24:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/sndxI.gif
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> cocke and absinth simba
25:00 <sim{BIA}> romeo coming 4 u irl
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> coke and absinth simba
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> real life is joy
25:00 <sim{BIA}> coke and absinth simba
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> hehe
25:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> stalk me
26:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> no never really means no
26:00 <sim{BIA}> no means no
26:00 <sim{BIA}> a womans word is final
26:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> okay okay
26:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> good chat
26:00 <sim{BIA}> women are the men of the house
26:00 <sim{BIA}> women are the dubstep of death metal
27:00 <sim{BIA}> famous quote: i believe you are what you eat - mr potato head
27:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> simba woman is on spring break cheating with me
27:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> simbas woman is on spring break cheating with me
27:00 <sim{BIA}> lol
27:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> lol :)
27:00 <British^Meat> https://38.media.tumblr.com/3b8af6664a088dd94668916942a16b12/tumblr_niz1lusfWL1qb5gkjo2_400.gif
27:00 <sim{BIA}> :(
27:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :P
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ~~~
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> .~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> :~~)
28:00 <sim{BIA}> i expected that gif to end with jim carrey
28:00 <sim{BIA}> like a glove
28:00 <sim{BIA}> the 1 with the cop chasing that ended up in the back was good
28:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> why do you toil around in gif?.
29:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nr1nNC3ds
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pedestrian At Best - Courtney Barnett (Jan 29, 2015) - Category: Music - 82,233 views - 774 likes (97.7%), 18 dislikes (2.3%)
29:00 <couleurs> cool clown
29:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> (<O(<O
29:00 <British^Meat> classic movies those simba
29:00 <British^Meat> i love #2 when he is coming out of that fake rhino
29:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> lines
30:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
30:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> lines
30:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> coke
30:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> coke_
31:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i want half a thousand dollars
31:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
31:00 <British^Meat> whats your clubs name on Driveclub \\\RomeO_]]?
31:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> lines
31:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> good question
32:00 <Bastardly_One> BM
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> #hate
32:00 <Bastardly_One> want a club spot?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for real?
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> yeah
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i can dance
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> rock
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> and roll
32:00 <British^Meat> yo Bastardly_One
32:00 <British^Meat> get fucked
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> take the show on the road
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if you do tell me and I'll kick an inactive member out
32:00 <British^Meat> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> youre fucking joking right?
32:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> dope.
32:00 <British^Meat> jesus
33:00 <Bastardly_One> gives you a club dickhead
33:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> dopus
33:00 <British^Meat> un-fucking-believable
33:00 <Bastardly_One> might not get along but I'd rather you enjoy the POS
33:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> dsp dope
33:00 <sim{BIA}> yea join the club meat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking crap game ... I've told Pieter the same thing
33:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/IsfPSNj.gifv 
33:00 <sim{BIA}> its draco malfoy and harry potter joining forces
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hardly get along with him do I?
33:00 <sim{BIA}> b1 is being a complete gentleman
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for once I was being nice ... yes
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have to actually add people to be in their club
34:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> marges auto dialer
34:00 <sim{BIA}> u can be in a club with ur enemies
34:00 <British^Meat> STOP TYPING
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Club Australia is mostly inactive
34:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> club meth
35:00 <couleurs> that girl owns so hard
35:00 <Bastardly_One> got to about 20 then seems everyone couldn't be fucked
35:00 <johninj4> yeh man
35:00 <sim{BIA}> u wanna go clubbing romeo
35:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> of course
35:00 <sim{BIA}> what animal
35:00 <Digerati> romeo, you give blowjobs ?
35:00 <couleurs> wish she was my lil gf hey u guys u r cunts ok kill them now 
35:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i give death
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and the servers on DC are disgraceful
35:00 <johninj4> lol
36:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> we take death
36:00 <Bastardly_One> for a socially connected game ... yeah good one ... server is done more than a whore's panties
36:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> porn much
36:00 <sim{BIA}> hell yea
36:00 <Digerati> hmmm
36:00 <sim{BIA}> good gif
36:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> haha
36:00 <Student> :)
36:00 <johninj4> it wouldn't be so much fun at home though
36:00 <British^Meat> nowt finer than a good gif
37:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i am 31 simba
37:00 <johninj4> "do the wash up!" "no" *slapkick* "ok fine i'll do it"
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking that line out of context
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and pasting it to Loof
38:00 <Digerati> b1 kiss KisS
38:00 <Bastardly_One> BM
38:00 <Bastardly_One> can you drift?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if so I hate you more
38:00 <British^Meat> ...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> on DC
38:00 <British^Meat> can u fuck off already?
38:00 <British^Meat> I say something jovial to some smack head...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, see how annoying it is?
38:00 <Digerati> lol
39:00 <British^Meat> and you butt your sweaty bald head in
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up forever 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> getting it yet?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what you do to me anytime you're active
39:00 <British^Meat> quit talking video games
39:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe you might get it now
39:00 <British^Meat> its soooooooo embaressing!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is it? I
39:00 <British^Meat> yes
39:00 <sim{BIA}> weed games
39:00 <Bastardly_One> will talk more about them then :)
39:00 <British^Meat> yes it is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how
40:00 <British^Meat> fine u go ahead maaaaaaaaaaate lol
40:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> slamp me bm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were half as good as you thought you were you might be more in life than you are now :)
40:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> slap me bm
40:00 <British^Meat> what are you even on about?
40:00 <Clown_Horse> together as one
41:00 <British^Meat> nah this Bastardly_One/panda hybrid wants to battle
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as bad as skirmish ... learn to follow your own shit if you're gonna keep giving it 
41:00 <Clown_Horse> the night as just begun
41:00 <British^Meat> he'll battle now and tell me to get a life 2moro
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and reflecting helps now
41:00 <British^Meat> Have another toke mate
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so you think 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
41:00 <British^Meat> Half as good as what?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> will sit here and talk until you go now
41:00 <British^Meat> more in life?
41:00 <British^Meat> what am i now?
41:00 <Clown_Horse> 1,7HULL7,1FUCKIN1,7CITY
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds more fun
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I suspect from what I can gather you're nothing but a little shop steward type living at home in the hills 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> assumptions aren't always right now are they? *smart smile*
42:00 <British^Meat> lving at home
42:00 <British^Meat> wow
42:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up and leave me be 
42:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> coool 
42:00 <British^Meat> great m8
42:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> cheers 4 da slap
43:00 <British^Meat> youre not smart at all Bastardly_One
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't claim to be unlike yourself and the like of you 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> now hush ... 
43:00 <British^Meat> show me where i said that
43:00 <British^Meat> i'll wait here
44:00 <Clown_Horse> hogwarts lol
44:00 <Dugnuts> soo
45:00 <Dugnuts> anyone wanna gimme a bj for my bday?
45:00 <British^Meat> want some hj's instead?
46:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose
46:00 <Dugnuts> as long as its good
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
46:00 <Dugnuts> you mean hungry jacks?
46:00 <Clown_Horse> grilled chicken
47:00 <British^Meat> peri peri chicken crunch
47:00 <Maurice> With beetroot, cheese and ketchup
47:00 <johninj4> you high lol
47:00 <johninj4> love korea
48:00 <Clown_Horse> beetroot not good
48:00 <Clown_Horse> ketchup --------- who r u miss luisiana 
48:00 <British^Meat> Mmm beetroot, not sure
48:00 <British^Meat> its like pineapple on burgers
48:00 <British^Meat> seems wrong
48:00 <Clown_Horse> agreed
48:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hai
48:00 <johninj4> pineapple is only cool to look at
48:00 <johninj4> never a good idea
49:00 <Dugnuts> no
49:00 <Dugnuts> pineapple is awesome
49:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Pineapple is great if its soft and juicy
49:00 <Maurice> Beetroot is the bomb on grilled chickens
50:00 <simba> i cant get in2 it
50:00 <British^Meat> it made the bun all soggy
50:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> 7 concords
50:00 <Maurice> How long are you leaving your burgers before eating them
50:00 <johninj4> I accidentally tipped $300 dollars on $30 dollars of takeout food. Is there anything I can do?
50:00 <johninj4> lol
50:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Rofl
51:00 <simba> pineapple strawberry is a good combo
51:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i spilt my weed
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Good one
51:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> ..
51:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> i know
51:00 <simba> in the carpet?
51:00 <johninj4> yeah thats a big fuckup homie
51:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Now youll have to smoke the carpet
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I sneezed in the mix bowl before
51:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> on the bench
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
51:00 <Bastardly_One> went everywhere 
51:00 <johninj4> eh sweep it up
51:00 <simba> hashtag weed mishaps !!!!!!
52:00 <johninj4> it's still good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> me? nuh
52:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> mostly gunna have a cone now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just made another mix
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and cleaned the rest of the snotted out out of it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it 
52:00 <johninj4> i been dry for like a month now
52:00 <johninj4> gonna get so fried
52:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty nice stuff of late but meh 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> good enough to stop me bitching on about 2 decent ones
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah it's good
53:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> good
53:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> one word
53:00 <simba> “weed owns” - morgan schneiderlin
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> .com is not a word but i'd like to use it in scrabble
54:00 <simba> are there full stops in scrabble
54:00 <johninj4> three letter words don't score that high
54:00 <johninj4> why not be more ambitious
54:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> no but it would be good
54:00 <simba> make 1
55:00 <johninj4> i reckon i could take you down in scrabble romeo
55:00 <johninj4> i don't beat many people
55:00 <Bastardly_One> which this game gave weight specifics
55:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> cool
55:00 <simba> ness http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/secret03/main.png
55:00 <ness> whats this shit simba
55:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone know what is heavier? A Bentley or a BMW M5?
55:00 <British^Meat> hah
56:00 <ness> Bentley
56:00 <British^Meat> ur fave simba?
56:00 <InmatesDream> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTKl2hrwVrw
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo Y510p Gaming Laptop Review & Crysis 2 Gamplay (Aug 19, 2013) - Category: Science & Technology - 308,772 views - 1,104 likes (84.7%), 200 dislikes (15.3%)
56:00 <couleurs> bentley
56:00 <InmatesDream> lenovo's are cool
56:00 <simba> ness
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ta
56:00 <ness> what 
56:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
56:00 <British^Meat> ness
56:00 <ness> WHAT
56:00 <British^Meat>  http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/secret03/main.png
57:00 <simba> loch ness monster
57:00 <johninj4> lol
57:00 <johninj4> lionel nessi
57:00 <ness> im soo fkn bored
57:00 <simba> why arent you watching hull newcastle
57:00 <InmatesDream> it would be sad to see campbell newman go
57:00 <simba> arent you a crazy hull fan
57:00 <InmatesDream> Labor will sell more assests
57:00 <Student> stop passing on the disease ness
57:00 <Dugnuts> you wat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who's slightly excited for Mortal Kombat X?
58:00 <Dugnuts> labor doesnt sell assets
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> not i
58:00 <Dugnuts> thats the liberals
58:00 <simba> no 1
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at the characters today ... looks gewd
58:00 <British^Meat> lol \\\RomeO_]] bit hot in there is it?
58:00 <\\\RomeO_]]> yes
58:00 <InmatesDream> Libs didnt dissapoint you either
58:00 <simba> get a wii u + smash bros
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be lending one 
58:00 <Dugnuts> well i guess not
58:00 <johninj4> you don't want to exit a rhino too quickly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for the stupid PS3
58:00 <johninj4> solid strategy
58:00 <Dugnuts> they did do all the bullshit i thought they would do
59:00 <InmatesDream> norell found a brand new sony phone at her work she told me shes keeping it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as I wanna test a Wii U in action and I have a friend bored with hers
59:00 <InmatesDream> I suggest her to return back to her boss but she denies
59:00 <johninj4> norell is a theif
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and she has that
59:00 <simba> bored with smash wat a looney tune
59:00 <InmatesDream> some white guy why drunk when he left it in her hotel
59:00 <InmatesDream> *was
59:00 <johninj4> lol stupid white people
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she is not well in the head ... she's my friend after all 
59:00 <johninj4> they don't deserve to have phones
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