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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> your wot?
00:00 <Doodle> pressure washer
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
00:00 <Doodle> wash it right off
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
00:00 <Doodle> doesnt get much cleaner
00:00 <Doodle> than not being there
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'dsay so...
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12316215_1059026817489046_7218853902100871970_n.jpg?oh=fa423dd8b3167efd64818a183a6d2074&oe=56D68BD6&__gda__=1457565372_5436042d45bf9b92b6698a3c1f1122b9
01:00 <Serenity> scoffeee
02:00 <Serenity> rofl -s
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah, so humid :|
02:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/UYsi6Z6sXY8
02:00 <Doodle> moist?
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: All about my Incest Views: 319,323 Uploader: Pupinia Stewart Uploaded: Nov 28, 2015 Duration: 1m34s Rating: 3.87
02:00 <Serenity> wot
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> not yet
03:00 <baz> night folks, big love. x
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon doodle
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> LOL incest
03:00 <Serenity> jeez
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes kinda good
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you weirdo
04:00 <Doodle> beechwood smalls like incest hahaha
04:00 <Doodle> *smells
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> commet section : I got my dick out for nothing
05:00 <British^Meat> A twin like an identical twin is pretty much a clone yer?
05:00 <British^Meat> So would that classify as incest?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah comments section is the nest
05:00 <Doodle> yes
05:00 <British^Meat> what if u cloned urself
06:00 <Doodle> i'd leave myself the hell alone
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be amazing
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 kate's
06:00 <Doodle> kate sandwich!
06:00 <Doodle> hngg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches aint ready for that
06:00 <Doodle> bitches aint shit
06:00 <Trevor> bitches aint shit
06:00 <Doodle> :/
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
06:00 <couleurs> she's a good troll, some people think it's real... she's the future jeniber rawrence
07:00 <Trevor> lick on these nuts and suck the dick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor are you that flexiable?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so, totes impressed!
10:00 <Serenity> im still in shock maurice wont watch buffy.. this is like being married 20 years and finding out your husband jacks off to homosexual midget porn
10:00 <Trevor> wow ur a fucking peanut
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm not a buffy fan
11:00 <Serenity> youre all shit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only vamps i liked were trueblood vamps
11:00 <Serenity> but this is the orig movie 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's it
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw, not a fan
12:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/V3Vgptnstyc
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Arthur does traffic ( vine ) Views: 1,669,593 Uploader: Arthur vines Uploaded: Nov 20, 2014 Duration: 1m37s Rating: 4.92
12:00 <couleurs> lmao
12:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12278881_951337454939185_7406884026805304523_n.jpg?oh=8171ddc70f718c123f8e1673fc12f24c&oe=56E04DEF&__gda__=1458343857_7743e2f2421ea19b7f8c6fd2731aa2a8
14:00 <Doodle> u r not
15:00 <amelia> is that the new york tree in Rockefeller centre
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw new xmas tree in melb
16:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Loz's magnificent 7-tone fart symphony - the #1 video in the world, for one day in May 2015. Views: 3,422,284 Uploader: Shonky Brothers Uploaded: May 17, 2015 Duration: 1m3s Rating: 4.84
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> og gawd
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> next a roo
20:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TKYv2prog
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Whoop whoop bird Views: 319,448 Uploader: jennifer perez Uploaded: Apr 1, 2014 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 4.98
23:00 <couleurs> thank u 4 enjoy my videos
53:00 <Serenity> exciting
54:00 <Bonny> yo
54:00 <Serenity> hey
54:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
54:00 <Serenity> ehh ok hows u
54:00 <Bonny> I'm good thanks.. :)
55:00 <Bonny> I've got a $50 gift card which I have no idea on what to spend it on
55:00 <Trevor> drug dealers accept gift cards of all types
55:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <Bonny> I don't do drugs
56:00 <Trevor> perhaps you could start
56:00 <Bonny> nope
56:00 <Bonny> why spend on shit that you don't need?
56:00 <Trevor> oh i tried
56:00 <Serenity> `wheres the gift card for
56:00 <Bonny> coles and myer
56:00 <Serenity> oooh
56:00 <Bonny> includes kmart and target
56:00 <Serenity> save it for myer for the christmas sales
57:00 <Bonny> yeah I'm thinking to buy active wear with it
57:00 <Bonny> for gym
57:00 <Trevor> nah buy drugs
57:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <Bonny> do you want me to buy them for you?
58:00 <Trevor> i dont do drugs no
58:00 <Bonny> netiher do I.. so who?
58:00 <Trevor> make a junkies day
58:00 <Serenity> buy me some bras
58:00 <Bonny> lol
58:00 <Bonny> heaps in here
58:00 <Trevor> chris lol
58:00 <Trevor> hed love you
59:00 <Bonny> yeah your boobies shrunk eh?
59:00 <Serenity> nah just strap size
59:00 <Serenity> boobs still the same :(
59:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
59:00 <Bonny> well I used to be a DD now I'm a D
59:00 <Serenity> thats awes
00:00 <Serenity> i wish my cup size would shrink even just one letter would help
00:00 <Bonny> yeah
00:00 <Bonny> I think D is good
00:00 <Bonny> that's the average
02:00 <Trevor> tits are like dicks
02:00 <Trevor> bigger = better
03:00 <Serenity> false
03:00 <Trevor> although big tits dont count if ur fat
03:00 <Serenity> also false
03:00 <Trevor> much like a big dick doesnt count if you are one
03:00 <Bonny> bigger is crap.. cos those guys that have bigger have no clue how to use them.. they think with size you don't need technique
03:00 <Serenity> yeah they just thrash it about thinking its good enough
03:00 <Serenity> WRONG
04:00 <Bonny> yup
04:00 <Bonny> so yeah big dick sizes is nothing to brag about
05:00 <Serenity> and you don want a cervix bruiser anyway
05:00 <Bonny> that's right
05:00 <dematerialised> just saying hi
05:00 <Bonny> hello
06:00 <faux> dicks
06:00 <dematerialised> ooh ah push it
06:00 <dematerialised> push it real good
06:00 <dematerialised> that song was written on how to have sex correctly
07:00 <Bonny> it didn't help much
07:00 <dematerialised> some people dont pay attention
07:00 <dematerialised> they just pop pingaz mate
07:00 <dematerialised> which coincidentally disables their dicks
07:00 <dematerialised> they weren't made to breed
08:00 <dematerialised> that's the gene pool sorting itself out
10:00 <Serenity> dematerialised r u hi
10:00 <dematerialised> no
10:00 <dematerialised> why do you ask
11:00 <dematerialised> :/
13:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't get hi
14:00 <Serenity> he should
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> I had a friend over tonight
14:00 <Serenity> cool, what did you get up to
14:00 <TheRiddler> ate burritos and drank sour watermelon fanta
14:00 <Serenity> hnngg i want sour watermelon fanta
14:00 <TheRiddler> played black ops 3
14:00 <Serenity> they need to make a zero version
15:00 <TheRiddler> I did know you can get them in cans now
15:00 <Serenity> i did i think
15:00 <TheRiddler> *didn't
15:00 <Serenity> or maybe that was the screaming creamin one
15:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
15:00 <Serenity> cant remember
15:00 <TheRiddler> why did they change lift to lift fanta
16:00 <Serenity> i dunno its weird
17:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:00 <dematerialised> how dare you suggest i should get hi Serenity
18:00 <dematerialised> my body is pure and insullied
18:00 <dematerialised> unsullied even
18:00 <TheRiddler> insulated too
19:00 <dematerialised> correct
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <dematerialised> im prepared for the next ice age
19:00 <Serenity> dont talk shit to me pal
19:00 <Serenity> ur worse than a born again christian
19:00 <TheRiddler> your mind is corrupt from all that bestality :p
19:00 <dematerialised> im not like you trendy kids with your pcma and your reed
19:00 <dematerialised> or whatever you call it
19:00 <Serenity> rofll
20:00 <Serenity> smokin da reeds
20:00 <TheRiddler> pc enema
20:00 <dematerialised> i say if you need that stuff in your body to feel good you're doing something horribly wrong
20:00 <Serenity> i need a dick in my body to feel good
20:00 <Serenity> is that o
20:00 <Serenity> k
20:00 <Serenity> ?
20:00 <Bonny> rofl
20:00 <dematerialised> perfectly healthy and natural
20:00 <Bonny> fmd
21:00 <Serenity> phew
21:00 <Serenity> thank god
21:00 <dematerialised> thank buddha
21:00 <Serenity> ill thank whoever brings the cock
21:00 <TheRiddler> oh sweet I have crusader kings 2
21:00 <dematerialised> be there in 10 minuts
21:00 <Serenity> :E
21:00 <TheRiddler> I saw someone play it
22:00 <TheRiddler> didn't realise it was a medieval political game
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> also there's a steam sale of sorts on atm
23:00 <Serenity> i wonder if they have rocksmith on sale
24:00 <TheRiddler> do you have the attachment for it?
25:00 <Serenity> yeah
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's just a usb cable that attaches to the jack in the guitar
25:00 <Serenity> the cable
25:00 <Serenity> my bro gave us one
25:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it's 50% off
26:00 <TheRiddler> 16.47
26:00 <Serenity> problem is i dont think it'd run on his pc so mine would end up getting hijacked
26:00 <TheRiddler> ends in 24hrs
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> you could always get him a xbox 360 version
27:00 <Serenity> yeah thats prob better
27:00 <Serenity> costs a lot more tho by the looks
27:00 <dematerialised> you little scumbag!
27:00 <dematerialised> i got your nam
27:00 <dematerialised> i got your ass!
27:00 <Serenity> game only no cable $28 ebay thats ok
27:00 <Serenity> i wonder if the cable is the same as the pc one
28:00 <Serenity> dont see why it wouldnt be
29:00 <TheRiddler> cheapest on ebay is 44.90
29:00 <TheRiddler> *44.99
29:00 <TheRiddler> yes it's the same
29:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/like/121794957245?limghlpsr=true&hlpht=true&ul_noapp=true&hlpv=2&chn=ps&lpid=107&ops=true&viphx=1
29:00 <TheRiddler> it's the same for all 3
29:00 <Serenity> awesome
29:00 <TheRiddler> there's older version too
30:00 <TheRiddler> but the newer 1 is meant to be a bit easier 
30:00 <TheRiddler> the 2014
30:00 <Serenity> all of its going to be hard for him atm haha
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> tell him if he plays the intro to sweet child of mine i'll give him $10
31:00 <BlackDevil> .
31:00 <Serenity> haha
32:00 <Serenity> bros going to give him some lessons and once he finds a song he likes he will just obsess until he can play it
32:00 <dematerialised> or the intro to One
33:00 <Serenity> that'll be one of his firsts i reckon he loves that song
33:00 <simba> cum drinkers
33:00 <dematerialised> One is great
34:00 <Serenity> problem with his guitar is hes left handed so i cant play it rofl
35:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <Serenity> which is odd because hes not left handed to write with
39:00 <Serenity> haha yah hey
39:00 <Serenity> oops..
40:00 <dematerialised> oops!
43:00 <dematerialised> that guy is pretty boring
43:00 <dematerialised> didn't say one thing
43:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Serenity> i want a maccas cheeseburher
45:00 <Serenity> with big mac sauce and nuggets inside
49:00 <dematerialised> no
49:00 <Serenity> dont tell me no ill kick your fucking beard off
53:00 <dematerialised> i dont ahve a beard
53:00 <dematerialised> i have chin pubes
53:00 <Serenity> you wont even have bum fluff when im finished with ui boyo
54:00 <dematerialised> look ive only got room for one aggressive irc woman in my life and amelia has that a firm grip on that
55:00 <Serenity> pff shes a grasshopper
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh
55:00 <TheRiddler> how much did you lose this week sezz
55:00 <Serenity> nothing this week
56:00 <dematerialised> AMERICAN DICKINGS
56:00 <TheRiddler> I mean last week lol
56:00 <dematerialised> you come from sad whale family
57:00 <dematerialised> deep in ocean
58:00 <Serenity> oh was like a kilo last week
05:00 <TheRiddler> ah cool
05:00 <Serenity> i did like 5.4 kilos in the two weeks before that though
06:00 <Serenity> so not too worried atm
08:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
11:00 <Serenity> rgh i should go to bed
12:00 <dematerialised> same but i am watching an A380 get diverted to perth
12:00 <dematerialised> so now im listening to the ATC to try and find out why
44:00 <faux> cum
40:00 <How> Hi All
49:00 <ronny> read 1
13:00 <gs69azza> butt
17:00 <faux> butt
18:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Rrgn1m8C0
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Busta Rhymes - Make It Clap ft. Spliff Starr Views: 4,541,894 Uploader: BustaRhymesVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m44s Rating: 4.86
19:00 <thestig> dooodleee
19:00 <thestig> did you enjoy the race?
20:00 <Doodle> it was ok
20:00 <Doodle> abu dhabi is boring
20:00 <Doodle> but the racing was good
20:00 <thestig> i watched it on foxtel :p
20:00 <Doodle> fucking traitor
20:00 <thestig> lol
20:00 <Doodle> U R DED 2 ME
21:00 <gs69azza> need more sleep
21:00 <gs69azza> waaaay more sleep
21:00 <thestig> i was at a hotel what else could i do lol
21:00 <Doodle> oh thats ok i guess
22:00 <thestig> the gp2 racing was so close together
22:00 <thestig> nearly all the cars bunched for most the race 
22:00 <Doodle> nice
23:00 <faux> isnt that whatthey do every race lol
23:00 <faux> a bunch of bee sounding cars driving in circles next to each other
23:00 <Doodle> nah
23:00 <Doodle> they sound different now and they spread out heaps
23:00 <Doodle> cos driving near each other slows them down
23:00 <faux> oh ok
24:00 <Doodle> also hi
24:00 <faux> hi
24:00 <thestig> we shall force faux to watch a race
24:00 <Doodle> what are u wearing
24:00 <faux> dress
24:00 <faux> n u
24:00 <thestig> amsy watches f1
25:00 <Doodle> same
25:00 <faux> hot
25:00 <Doodle> oh this old thing
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <Doodle> :P
26:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyLuh2wRBuM
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Busta Rhymes - Light Your Ass On Fire ft. Pharrell Views: 520,910 Uploader: BustaRhymesVEVO Uploaded: Nov 25, 2014 Duration: 4m2s Rating: 4.69
26:00 <faux> hehe BuM
26:00 <Doodle> lolol
26:00 <simba> pharrell is a lord
27:00 <thestig> is that the guy who looks like a rat?
27:00 <Doodle> ye
27:00 <simba> youre a rat
28:00 <thestig> i'll chew ya school books
28:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdJjqApa3e0
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Clipse - Mr. Me Too ft. Pharrell Williams Views: 5,323,727 Uploader: clipseVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.87
28:00 <Trevor> and then the cash for kids judge will sentence you to 4 years in juvie
29:00 <Trevor> your out of control son
29:00 <faux> .
30:00 <Trevor> 100%
43:00 <faux>  doodle
43:00 <faux> take yhe sun away pls
44:00 <faux> tysm
44:00 <faux> 37 today 
44:00 <faux> :'(
46:00 <simba> :D
48:00 <gs69azza> is it that hot outside?
48:00 <gs69azza> damn
49:00 <faux> mhmm
55:00 <thestig> ooo 37
55:00 <gs69azza> mad
55:00 <gs69azza> I was gonna go get a chicken for lunch
55:00 <thestig> hi maurice
55:00 <Maurice> Morning Charlie
55:00 <thestig> how are u?
55:00 <Maurice> Not too shabby, yourself?
56:00 <thestig> im good thankyou
57:00 <Serenity> fags
57:00 <Maurice> I resemble that remark
58:00 <Maurice> One of my eyes wants to go back to sleep, it keeps sticking
58:00 <Serenity> i just had to do the school run twice. fucking ant forgot his lunch
58:00 <Maurice> Lol that was Bo yesterday, except he didn't tell anyone so nobody phoned me
59:00 <Maurice> It was only his sandwich though, he had snacks
59:00 <thestig> hi sezza
59:00 <Serenity> hey
59:00 <thestig> jerungggggggggg
00:00 <Serenity> rofll
00:00 <Serenity> hes been mighty quiet
00:00 <thestig> he was on sunday being the yappy little dog he is lol
02:00 <faux> lmaoo fuck was sittibg on my leg and got up not realisin ita numb and toppled over like a retard
03:00 <Serenity> i must have missed it
04:00 <Serenity> erin broke her foot doing that
04:00 <faux> jeez
04:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <thestig> a retard wouldnt do that 
05:00 <faux> i thought she kicked something
05:00 <faux> dont ask me why
06:00 <faux> speakin of retards
08:00 <thestig> my friends sister was a retard. she died last week
09:00 <faux> rip
09:00 <faux> p sure they wrote this about gs69azza and his mates
09:00 <faux> http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/stereosonic-2015-social-media-takes-aim-at-shirtless-men/story-fni0cx12-1227627938653?sv=2f35345609bcc17538f0147c99a98e13
11:00 <Maurice> What a bunch of poofs
12:00 <simba> <+thestig> my friends sister was a retard. she died last week - what an anecdote. round the fire at christmas stuff
12:00 <thestig> i hadent
13:00 <thestig> finished the story yet
13:00 <thestig> someone called
13:00 <faux> http://www.faithit.com/miss-universe-just-dumped-tim-tebow-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-her-his-response-is-perfect/
13:00 <faux> lllolll
13:00 <faux> fuck.
14:00 <simba> can u paste the best paragraph of these articles so i dont give them clicks
16:00 <Serenity> buff shirtless drug addicts storm stereo for the 8th year in a row
18:00 <simba> chemically altered barbarians pressure women into sexual acts they dreamed would take place in hotel rooms not club carparks
19:00 <Serenity> we should start a media business simba
19:00 <simba> do we hate ourselves enough to spread such filth
20:00 <Serenity> im sure you hate me enough
21:00 <simba> sif
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> looollllll
29:00 <faux> every one of thoe guys
30:00 <faux> looks the exact same
30:00 <Floss> i cough like im dying
30:00 <faux> its like photoshopped clo es
30:00 <faux> clones
30:00 <faux> stop smoking
30:00 <Floss> I dont!
31:00 <faux> well start and then stop
31:00 <Serenity> they look like condoms full of walnuts
31:00 <faux> mm i want walnuts
31:00 <faux> w yoghurt
31:00 <faux> wnd stuff
31:00 <Serenity> i hate walnuts
31:00 <Floss> lol serenity thats a picture
32:00 <faux> i need to shower but im waiting tol i need to poop
32:00 <faux> cos i hate showering then pooping
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <faux> makes me just feel unclean again
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Serenity> pllp
32:00 <faux> its on its way
33:00 <faux> i can feel it brewing
33:00 <faux> lmao im such a lady
33:00 <Serenity> ok im going for a ride
33:00 <Abortion> move your body, mechanical action will speed it up
33:00 <faux> enjoy
33:00 <faux> im not moving anything its 37 degrees
33:00 <faux> if i breathe i sweat
33:00 <Abortion> lol
34:00 <Abortion> so suggeting squats is pointless then?
34:00 <faux> im gonna turn the aircon on when i go in for a shower so i can come out and its cooool
34:00 <faux> lol no ty
34:00 <faux> im laying down like a sloth
34:00 <Maurice> I suppose I should make my way to the bottleshop
34:00 <faux> bloody alco
35:00 <Floss> at 9:30
35:00 <faux> its like 9:30
35:00 <faux> lolllll
35:00 <Floss> lol nice work maurice
35:00 <Floss> jinx faux
35:00 <faux> eheh
35:00 <Maurice> Whats your point
35:00 <Maurice> I like to start early
35:00 <Floss> SHES GETTING RUBBING ALCOHOL FOR CLEANING OK
35:00 <Maurice> Then I can nap and be sober for school pickup
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> christ
35:00 <Maurice> I jest, I am picking the man up from the airport, he's coming off nightshift so wants bee
35:00 <Maurice> r
36:00 <Floss> awww how romantic
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <Maurice> It's more like a pain in the arse
36:00 <faux> is that so hes not sober when u rape him
36:00 <Maurice> The bottleshop is in the opposite direction
36:00 <Floss> lol
36:00 <Floss> LOL faux
36:00 <Maurice> Sober, drunk, it's all the same to me ;)
36:00 <Floss> something to put the roofie in
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> doesnt the airport have a bottleo
36:00 <Maurice> Nope
37:00 <faux> wut
37:00 <Maurice> It's domestic
37:00 <faux> ahh
37:00 <Floss> "for some reason the day after i come home from work my arse is really sore"
37:00 <simba> get him a TEDs so he stops asking you to buy him beer
39:00 <Trevor> #TEDTalks
39:00 <faux> lol thats what i was thinking 
39:00 <faux> :'(
39:00 <faux> how do you pronounce the name Cheyne
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <faux> chain 
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> SHAYNEE
40:00 <faux> help
40:00 <Floss> theres a cheyne beach here
40:00 <Floss> we say in like shane
40:00 <faux> ahhh
40:00 <faux> ok that makes sense
40:00 <faux> i thinj i was overthinkingit
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> ty
40:00 <Floss> no probs ;)
40:00 <Maurice> Then you get names like Cheyenne
41:00 <Maurice> Which is pronounced shy-anne
41:00 <Floss> sometimes ppl say chain beach bt meh
41:00 <Trevor> so anyway all australian cities look identical
41:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/a/CO7Lk
41:00 <simba> youre a dumbass
41:00 <Trevor> which one is melbourne?
41:00 <faux> photoed
41:00 <simba> who cares
41:00 <simba> you take photos of barca and rome in certain places and they look the same
42:00 <simba> "all aussie cities have roads" - something that blew your mind
42:00 <Floss> how do they take photos and it looks like a little4 doll village
42:00 <Floss> is it a certain macro
42:00 <faux> woohoo need to poop. shower time
43:00 <Trevor> faux, when you squeeze think of me kthnx
43:00 <Trevor> I'll give you the shits
43:00 <Floss> Trevor the poo fairy
46:00 <thestig> trevor nice pic
41:00 <Serenity> argh
41:00 <Serenity> elgs throbbing
41:00 <Serenity> legs
50:00 <faux> ah got dat.boomboom pow
03:00 <faux> yuuuck its 38 outside
03:00 <faux> pong
03:00 <faux> first day of summer
03:00 <faux> *GuN eMoJi*
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Serenity> its getting extremely hard to read comments on threads on fb lately.. with like 60% of the comments missing all the fkn time
14:00 <simba> dont read them
14:00 <simba> id rather punch myself in the fucking face until i have to go to the hospital
15:00 <Serenity> why wouldnt i want to read threads in groups im part of?
15:00 <Serenity> thats weird
15:00 <simba> because theyre PROBABLY SHIT
15:00 <simba> be honest are they shitty
16:00 <Serenity> no.. or i wouldnt be part of the groups..
16:00 <simba> why are all the comments missing tho
17:00 <Serenity> because facebook is shit and doesnt show all comments on a thread
19:00 <simba> i'll send in a complaint
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> youre such a shit
22:00 <simba> im in hate with Serenity
22:00 <simba> im in hate with the coco
23:00 <simba> <TheRon> baking soda, i've got baking soda
24:00 <faux> lol i got a text from my friend saying I want my asshole waxed and eaten 
24:00 <faux> and i was like oh ok
24:00 <faux> then got told it was her fiance being a dickhead
24:00 <faux> fun times
25:00 <simba> the wannabe asshole eater clearly
25:00 <BlackDevil> i never wash my bum
26:00 <simba> i love it
26:00 <Doodle> simba washes his bum with this http://www.irontap.com/media/extendware/ewminify/media/inline/8b/b/whitepenissopa_1.jpg
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <simba> "Get your hands off my White Penis Soap"!
27:00 <Doodle> rub a dub dub
27:00 <faux> whats a wannabe asshole eater
27:00 <simba> her fiancee
27:00 <Doodle> its a spice girl who has fallen from grace
27:00 <faux> i still dont understand 
27:00 <faux> are you saying he doesnt eat her ass
28:00 <simba> im saying his practical joke message has a symbolic hidden meaning which is he wants his fiancee to wax her asshole so he can eat it all clean and squeaky
28:00 <faux> if u wanna be my asshole eater u gotta get with beckhaaammm 
28:00 <faux> -- posh spice
28:00 <Doodle> lolol
28:00 <Doodle> squeak squeak
28:00 <faux> fiancee
28:00 <faux> cee cee
28:00 <simba> .
28:00 <faux> fuck i smell incredsies
28:00 <simba> cc babcock
28:00 <faux> this new shower gel is amaze
28:00 <Doodle> when its male its spelt finance
28:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <simba> ty
29:00 <faux> FiNaNCe
29:00 <simba> wait
29:00 <simba> i misread that as fiance
29:00 <Doodle> dis is my finance, mr moneybagz
29:00 <simba> and thought i learned something
29:00 <faux> says thank you
29:00 <simba> shut UP
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <simba> tysm
29:00 <faux> u
29:00 <faux> i wish this book im reading would get to the point
30:00 <simba> You take the point.
30:00 <Doodle> i'm writing a book atm
30:00 <Doodle> you will hate it
30:00 <faux> its interesting but its taking forevs
30:00 <faux> are you really
30:00 <Doodle> yup
30:00 <faux> or are you beinnpanda
30:00 <faux> omg
30:00 <Doodle> nope
30:00 <faux> cN i read
30:00 <Serenity> i wish doodle would get to his point
30:00 <Doodle> :o
30:00 <Doodle> it wont interest u faux
30:00 <faux> is it about butts
30:00 <Doodle> its a car book
30:00 <faux> how do you know
30:00 <faux> oh
30:00 <faux> ok
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <faux> excellent
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <faux> is it a novel
30:00 <simba> its about a young enthusiastic race driver from the rat who takes his skills as far as his strict father will let him
30:00 <faux> ir what
30:00 <Doodle> [14:30] <faux> excellent (pls dont make me read it)
31:00 <Doodle> nah
31:00 <faux> no i wohld like to
31:00 <Doodle> its a classic car book
31:00 <faux> oh nice
31:00 <faux> u luke klassicksz
31:00 <faux> i like*
31:00 <Doodle> well
31:00 <Doodle> modern classics
31:00 <Doodle> post war
31:00 <faux> k
31:00 <faux> dont get technical 
31:00 <faux> just show md
31:00 <faux> e
31:00 <Serenity> please dont talk about it when skirmish is here
31:00 <faux> when ur done
31:00 <Doodle> there is nothing to show yet except a huge list of cars
31:00 <Doodle> oh ok
31:00 <Serenity> we'll end up with a 15 year convo about what a classic is
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
32:00 <Doodle> i know what a classic car is otherwise i wouldnt bother writing a book about it
32:00 <Serenity> but i get you dont know on a skirmish level
32:00 <Serenity> he will let you kno
32:00 <Trevor> I put my dick in a donut to give it cream
32:00 <simba> jet fuel wont melt a steel beam
32:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker
33:00 <faux> Ah yes. Classic. Ha ha ha. Brb, E is blasting Deadmau5 from his bedroom and I have to tell him to turn it down so I can be constructive on my day off and do something educational before K gets home.
33:00 <ShadowLurker> hello
33:00 <Doodle> rs2000 or rs200
33:00 <Serenity> rofll
33:00 <Doodle> in the book
33:00 <faux> 200
33:00 <faux> obv
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Trevor> krusty kreme
33:00 <Serenity> god im starving
33:00 <simba> what is his name anyway
33:00 <ShadowLurker> has to be rs2k
33:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking so
33:00 <faux> Darren? 
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> makes it up
33:00 <simba> isnt that strykerXs name
34:00 <faux> idk 
34:00 <Serenity> yes thats strykers name
34:00 <faux> skirmish seems like a darren
34:00 <simba> s crew got so fucked up
34:00 <Doodle> my name is helen mucous
34:00 <faux> a dax
34:00 <faux> daz
34:00 <ShadowLurker> make sure its a 2door tho
34:00 <Doodle> yup
34:00 <ShadowLurker> cos they were sexy as fuck
34:00 <ShadowLurker> i had one
34:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
35:00 <Doodle> http://www.shannons.com.au/library/images/auctions/S663FDCFXJ87BSX7/large/1980-ford-escort-rs-2000-coupe.jpg
35:00 <Doodle> this
35:00 <ShadowLurker> red one
35:00 <Doodle> my mate went through 12 diffs in his
35:00 <ShadowLurker> yes but red
35:00 <faux> 12 diff what 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> i busted a knee in mine
35:00 <faux> -- non car persn
35:00 <Serenity> ROFL
35:00 <ShadowLurker> from the gearstick when i sheared an engine mount
35:00 <faux> Ehehehe a knee
35:00 <faux> i love how cars have shoes and bushes 
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <faux> or something
36:00 <Doodle> and nipples
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> so human
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lots of nipples
36:00 <Serenity> and flanges
36:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahah
36:00 <Doodle> eeee
36:00 <faux> and hookers
36:00 <Doodle> O_o
36:00 <faux> or is that just doodles car
36:00 <ShadowLurker> and a bunch of dude pistons
36:00 <Doodle> lolol
36:00 <ShadowLurker> robs car has parts of hookers on it
36:00 <ShadowLurker> usually in the grille
36:00 <faux> ears taped to the side mirror
36:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <Serenity> his freezer has the rest
37:00 <Doodle> as if
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
37:00 <Doodle> i keep it too clean for that
37:00 <faux> asif yousef abdul
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paula Abdul-Straight Up.mp3 (8.79MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:35)
37:00 <faux> i need to moisturise me feets
37:00 <Doodle> i'll do it
37:00 <Doodle> :)
37:00 <faux> k
37:00 <faux> tysm
37:00 <Doodle> eheuuheueuheuhe
37:00 <Doodle> nps
38:00 <faux> i hurt mymknee the ther day cos  i got excited and slid across dads tiles in me socks
38:00 <faux> and fell and smashed me knee
38:00 <Doodle> i love doing that
38:00 <Doodle> oh
38:00 <Doodle> not that
38:00 <faux> lool
38:00 <faux> i slid like 5m
38:00 <faux> and didnt realise
38:00 <faux> the chair was there
38:00 <faux> and tried to slide past
38:00 <faux> and baaammm
38:00 <faux> bruised knee
38:00 <Doodle> like tom cruise in risky business
39:00 <faux> lol i havent seen that but have seen enough clios to say Yes
39:00 <faux> clips
39:00 <Doodle> i loved that movie as a kid
39:00 <Doodle> cos it had a porsche in it
39:00 <gs69azza> lololol
39:00 <faux> u also loved ur pet dinosaur
39:00 <faux> lol jk ily
39:00 <Doodle> mean!
39:00 <simba> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/t31.0-8/12308010_10153830118442835_623730393844959792_o.jpg
40:00 <faux> looooll
40:00 <Doodle> paulie: http://assets.shannons.com.au/N3HDB10M4GE6CQD5/LK4E7CL0509F1CCC/wxheay3l67xxki6p/jpg/550x430x1/vehicle/1980-ford-escort-rs2000.jpg
40:00 <faux> k im gonna try n nap
40:00 <faux> bye :*
40:00 <Doodle> o/
40:00 <ShadowLurker> dats my car :`(
41:00 <ShadowLurker> RIP
41:00 <Doodle> my mates was yellow
41:00 <Doodle> and crinkly
41:00 <Doodle> mostof the time
41:00 <ShadowLurker> i ended up with a blue one with the vinyl roof
41:00 <Doodle> its probably more bog than car now
41:00 <ShadowLurker> but it was a 4door
41:00 <ShadowLurker> and shit
42:00 <Doodle> i saw one for sale a while back, a brown gl
42:00 <Doodle> brown vinyl roof
42:00 <ShadowLurker> pooproof
42:00 <Doodle> hehehe
43:00 <Serenity> fuck it im having lunch early
43:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Serenity> how good is squid
22:00 <Bonny> yum
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me some people are stupid lol
22:00 <Bonny> you just realised that?
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah after my boss sent me a email about patrol officers fucking up their reports, i mean come on how easy is it to sit at the clients place for an extra 2 minutes and get the fucking address right
23:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well one more night with the stupid crew then i get 2 nights with the A Team lol
24:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh one is even stupid enough that on my day off at 1am in the morning he decides to call me just to have a "chat"
25:00 <Bonny> are you serious? lol
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup im fully serious
25:00 <Bonny> gawd lol
26:00 <Bonny> that is stupid
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it was the night of our bad storm here and we even lost power
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> prick was using my power on my phone all because he wanted a chat
27:00 <Bonny> lol
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh that reminds me
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gotta check to see if my tax has gone in yet
27:00 <Bonny> cool
27:00 <Bonny> when did you lodge it?
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> almost 1 1/2 weeks ago but sweeties has gone in already
28:00 <Bonny> cool.. yeah by 2 weeks it's in
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope not yet which means i cant book my tickets for melb yet :(
28:00 <Bonny> awww
29:00 <Bonny> I'm going back to greece next year
29:00 <Bonny> all booked
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> awesome is it for a visit or to live
29:00 <Bonny> even going to do a cruise 
29:00 <Bonny> holidays
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh nice
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we are thinking of taking mavey to NZ next year
29:00 <Bonny> I went this year too lol
29:00 <Bonny> that's a good idea
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and we can now at least say he is daytime toilet trained
30:00 <Bonny> yay
30:00 <Bonny> does he go to preschool?
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> still at daycare 5 days a week
31:00 <Bonny> cool
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats where we think he has done it all
31:00 <Bonny> it's important to be toilet trained especially daytime for daycare
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which is why we are going to buy his teachers a special present for xmas
31:00 <Bonny> awww how sweet
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :)
31:00 <Bonny> :)
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i so dont wanna goto work tongiht lo
32:00 <Trevor> http://www.amazon.com/South-Park-Deluxe-Talking-Hankey/dp/B000HGTUMQ
34:00 <Bonny> I've not long came home from the gym
39:00 <faux> uhhhhhhh
39:00 <faux> worst nap ever 
39:00 <Bonny> hey faux
39:00 <faux> hwy
39:00 <Bonny> should come with me to the gym instead of napping lol
40:00 <faux> yeah no thanks its 37 degrees
40:00 <Bonny> outside not inside gym.. well not where I go to
40:00 <faux> napping in aircon sounds better 
40:00 <Bonny> wb Snoopys_Gunship
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty Bonny
40:00 <Bonny> yw
40:00 <faux> tried napping fpr an hour.. dad was watching a Movie SO FUCKING LOUD
40:00 <faux> now that ive given up
40:00 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <faux> hes turnwd it off
40:00 <faux> fucking fuck
41:00 <Bonny> typical
41:00 <Bonny> it's murphy's law
41:00 <faux> rqķk
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sleep is for the weak during the day lol
41:00 <faux> ya mum is weak
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually she is how did you know
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> concidering she is only ashes right now :)
41:00 <faux> its like in the mornings when someone is mowing the lawn and wakes you
41:00 <faux> as soon as you wake up
41:00 <Bonny> yeah that sucks
41:00 <faux> they stop 
41:00 <faux> assholes
42:00 <faux> lol im so grumpy rn
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <faux> should go have me snack
42:00 <Bonny> what's for snack?
42:00 <faux> got some yoghurt 
42:00 <Bonny> I might have a banana
42:00 <Bonny> cool
42:00 <faux> ill chop a cucumber in it
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> feel better when your dancing
43:00 <Bonny> you should drain the yoghurt, put in chopped cucumber and garlic and you have tzatziki dip
43:00 <faux> yah i had that rhw other night
43:00 <faux> aithout draining
43:00 <Bonny> we drain it
43:00 <Bonny> get all the juices out
44:00 <faux> its not a dip i made though
44:00 <Bonny> we used some kinda material to drain it
44:00 <faux> its a leb thingy
44:00 <faux> just yoghurt 
44:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
44:00 <thestig> i have a juice box 
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i so cant wait till Peanuts comes out on New Years Day
44:00 <faux> crushed garlic
44:00 <Bonny> are you a leb?
44:00 <faux> cucumber
44:00 <thestig> hey snoop
44:00 <faux> dried basil
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo stiggyu
44:00 <faux> yeah im a leb
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats doing dude
44:00 <Bonny> yes forgot about basil
44:00 <Bonny> I'm a wog
44:00 <thestig> noy much having lunch
44:00 <thestig> yourself?
44:00 <Bonny> what's for lunch thestig?
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> relaxing before work tonight
45:00 <thestig> beef curry with steamed rice nom
45:00 <Bonny> hmmmm yum
50:00 <faux> weeee
50:00 <faux> have any of you evwr made avocado pasta
50:00 <Bonny> nH
50:00 <faux> like used crushed avo as the "sauce"
50:00 <Bonny> nah.. love avocado tho
50:00 <faux> i wanna try it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
51:00 <Bonny> sounds nice
51:00 <faux> seen a recipe it looks nom
51:00 <Bonny> hey katatonic_kate01
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
51:00 <faux> itd be so high in calories though
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> hi k8
51:00 <Bonny> not a lot
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai - sup?
51:00 <Bonny> yeah it would be
51:00 <faux> nada grumpy and hungry
51:00 <faux> u?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
51:00 <faux> you liking the heat?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i went back to the gym today
52:00 <Bonny> yeah I not long home from the gym
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh loving it!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOT
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i walked down to the gym and almost dies
52:00 <faux> im stewing in the aircon
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> died
52:00 <faux> ew
52:00 <faux> i havent moved
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i was totally willing myself to the gy
52:00 <faux> except to eat and shower
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> m
52:00 <faux> and poop
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> walked home….. now i have the air con on 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> undies + tshirt
52:00 <faux> yum
52:00 <Bonny> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> not moving until the fam bam return
53:00 <Bonny> they have aircons and fans at my gym
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was nice and cool at the gym
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and no one was there
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… a few die hard freaks
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Bonny> yeah best time to go
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally!
53:00 <faux> fuck the gym
53:00 <Bonny> I do weight training with a pt..
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah I had a PT
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
53:00 <Bonny> I do that every tuesday and wed
53:00 <faux> i did pt sessions at the park
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> annyoing
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd you go faux
54:00 <faux> but i havent been in about 6 weks jow
54:00 <Bonny> my pt is good
54:00 <TheRon> is PT code?
54:00 <Bonny> he doesn't scream at me etc
54:00 <faux> cos i went hosp then came straight to dads 
54:00 <Bonny> are you ok?
54:00 <faux> i only wentnwith her to lose weight
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i need a nice mix between FUCKING DO IT NOW and…. come on you can do it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you lose weight?
54:00 <faux> mine is a friend
54:00 <faux> yep
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
54:00 <faux> i lost 11kg
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
55:00 <faux> so i dont wanna go back w her
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <faux> can save my money now
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why
55:00 <faux> and continue at home
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah easy
55:00 <Bonny> mine says.. you got it
55:00 <faux> ill maintain it myself
55:00 <faux> in hosp i lost 2.7kg
55:00 <faux> ..
55:00 <faux> in 7 days
55:00 <faux> worst food
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <faux> i wasnt even moving
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need my jaw wired to lose weight lol
56:00 <faux> hosp food diet
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah hosp food is shit
56:00 <Bonny> I need my nose chopped off to lose weight
56:00 <faux> there was only one good meal
56:00 <faux> i took a photo cos i was in shock
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but did you have a restricted diet>
56:00 <faux> nah
56:00 <faux> but we got to order
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory had no restrictions… nd got fish + chips 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nuggets
57:00 <faux> what wew anted from a menu
57:00 <faux> oters got pizza
57:00 <faux> etc
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> was ok… but the vst majority was vom worth
57:00 <faux> i was like uh
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh noice
57:00 <faux> nah i got protein and veg and mash
57:00 <faux> then soup
57:00 <faux> bread
57:00 <faux> jelly 
57:00 <faux> and juice
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's ok then
57:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <faux> and a side "salad"
57:00 <faux> which was uh
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Bonny> need protein..
57:00 <faux> 2 sliced of tomato
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 lettuce leaf?
57:00 <faux> 3 slices of cucumber
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <faux> 1 slice of capsicum
58:00 <faux> slice of beetroot 
58:00 <faux> and 2 asparagus
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah beetroot
58:00 <faux> in a container
58:00 <faux> nice salad m8
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> i ate it anyway
58:00 <faux> was the freshest thing
58:00 <faux> lolll
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must have been in a private hospital… aint no fncy pants beetroot that i did ever see
58:00 <faux> um
58:00 <faux> nah
58:00 <faux> p sure its public
59:00 <faux> in emergency the food is RANK
59:00 <faux> In the ward
59:00 <faux> is was ok
59:00 <faux> cos u get a menu
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> they usually only have a few sangas in emergency
59:00 <faux> in emergency they serve u slop
59:00 <faux> with rice
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> of just whatever is left over
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <faux> really?
59:00 <faux> thays shit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah in the hospitals my way
59:00 <faux> we gor full meals
59:00 <faux> i got breaky inemergency
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Royal north shore
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it was late….
00:00 <faux> cereal .. bread.. juice. . baked beans and tea
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they were ike …. ah we have a sandwich… want it
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> like**
00:00 <faux> ah k
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was preggers so i inhaled it
00:00 <faux> nah this was breakfast time
00:00 <faux> their sandwiches are SO GROSS 
00:00 <Trevor> just tell them you're gluten free after 10pm and demand food... they'll order dominos for you, as they have an obligation to feed you
00:00 <faux> i never chose it off the menu
00:00 <faux> made a mistake doing it once
00:00 <faux> almost barfed
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor what can you get from fucking dominos that is GF
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> not fucking much
01:00 <faux> they do gf bases
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that's bout it
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> gf base
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe some 'salad'
01:00 <faux> ill have some Dough pls
01:00 <faux> gf
01:00 <faux> tysm
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
01:00 <faux> also the kitchens close
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i go to me local wood fired pizza place
01:00 <faux> so if u dont eat ur dinner
01:00 <faux> you wnt get food
02:00 <faux> until snack time at 7:30
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> snack time!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
02:00 <faux> which is yoghurt and tea or cordial and  a biccy
02:00 <faux> yea
02:00 <faux> we get snacks too 
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. never got that!
02:00 <faux> what kind of shit hospital
02:00 <Trevor> urgh
02:00 <faux> i thought rns was good
02:00 <Trevor> 31<2116Trevor31> they have gf bases
02:00 <Trevor> 31<2116Trevor31> it isn't actually gluten free, but hey, its better than hospital food
02:00 <Trevor> 16»25» Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
02:00 <faux> if i ate pizza fpr the 11 days i was there
02:00 <faux> i would have rolled out
03:00 <faux> brb
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was in hospital for over 9000 with the child and they had like fridges of food you could help your self 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> so they didn't bring it around… was kinda strange
03:00 <Trevor> pays to be on private health, tho
03:00 <Trevor> fuck public hospitals
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off it does
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, the difference is ah NOTHING 
04:00 <Trevor> the ability to select a surgeon isn't a difference?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure if you have elective surgery…. but if your a private patient in a public hospital NO DIFFERENCE
04:00 <Bonny> there is a difference when you get ya own room and not having to share with anyone else
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> IF the surgeon is avaliable… and usually you have a choice of like 2
05:00 <Trevor> no choice = the hospital chooses an intern
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but if you need to go to a public hospital for major surgery ….. as a private patient you don't get your own room
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off trevor
05:00 <Trevor> U FUCKIN WOT M8
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUDE! I had a prof. of gyno deliver my child in a PUBLIC hospital....
06:00 <Trevor> FFS IM ANGRY ETC.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah eat some GF bread
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> the gluten is obv making you angry 
06:00 <Trevor> nah
06:00 <Trevor> GF tastes like wimp food
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes like….. death.
07:00 <Trevor> might cause me to grow an unusually large amount of hair
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> on? Your head?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> nex
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
10:00 <Trevor> nah
10:00 <Trevor> neck & back
10:00 <Trevor> then ill have to hide it with a beard
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't already have a beard?
11:00 <Trevor> no i am not a faggot how dare you ask
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> all hipsters have beards, with glitter
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll ask anything i like, cunt
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> go get em katatonic_kate01 lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Trevor believe me you are fighting a losing battle
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> katatonic_kate01 will eat you for breakfeast
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
12:00 <Trevor> she will not
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wanna bet lol
13:00 <Trevor> the sister inlaw is over protective of my penis cause she loves it so much
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, yeah trevor
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone one wants your limp dick
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha that is such a lie
13:00 <Trevor> no lie
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and im having sex with santa
13:00 <Bonny> it isn't limp.. he takes viagra
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH…. he takes viagra! Nice
14:00 <Trevor> so while were accusing me of lying
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I may have to start being nice to him
14:00 <Trevor> i got the property valued today
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 0/nick Santas_Bitch
14:00 <Trevor> ends up its DOUBLED in value since I bought it
14:00 <Trevor> tempting to sell, and take a couple years off
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's fantastical
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you going to move to an isolated location?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a cave
15:00 <Trevor> mudgee is an isolated location
15:00 <faux> with no internet
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was my next question faux
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <Bonny> he will use peddle power for electricity
15:00 <Trevor> nah solar
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'd be too busy fucking town folk to need electriciy
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
15:00 <Bonny> oh yeah solar just as good
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i could say something here but i dont think i will touch it lol
16:00 <Bonny> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you know you wanna
16:00 <Trevor> solar is heaps good aye
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah im been good today
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> touch a toucha touch me
16:00 <Trevor> when a grid connection costs $20k... fuck that, get solar, be off grid
16:00 <Bonny> yeah and like they have battery storage for it now
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, sif you'd be able to live off grid
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> your perm. connected to the net
16:00 <Trevor> i use a bnc yea
17:00 <Trevor> amazing i know
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what that is
17:00 <Bonny> a bouncer
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> right....
17:00 <Trevor> bonny r u saying we dont have sla batteries or something?
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats going on
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum was before
18:00 <Bonny> you used to get solar but it wouldn't store it.. it'd just run things as you needed it
18:00 <Bonny> now they have battery storage for it
18:00 <Trevor> people have been using battery storage for decades with solar
19:00 <Bonny> are you sure?
19:00 <Trevor> its just kind of expensive
19:00 <Bonny> ok
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
19:00 <Bonny> it's worth getting solar
19:00 <Trevor> batteries and panels are getting cheaper tho
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon so
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is solar good
19:00 <Bonny> my parent's electricity bill isn't too high anymore.. solar pays for itself 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no horrible
20:00 <Trevor> today a solar setup is cheaper than buying grid power, but 20 years ago, it could still be done but it cost more than grid power
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i live in units with the worst body corp ever….
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i highly doubt we'd ever get solar
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do u own ur place kk
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
20:00 <Bonny> yes I'd imagine it would be a lot dearer back then.. that's like any new invention they come up with
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont think solar can heat my house
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> uses too much power
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well cut down
21:00 <Bonny> is your heating electricity or gas?
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> electricy
21:00 <Trevor> 20 years ago people out west still did solar + batteries, because when you factor the high expenses of a grid connection when your far from the power lines... it was cheaper
22:00 <Bonny> that makes sense
22:00 <Trevor> today its just more mainstream
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> having no gas sucks!
22:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate electric cook top
22:00 <Trevor> i dont have utility gas here
22:00 <Trevor> have elgas bottles tho
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah again - unit. Can't.
22:00 <Bonny> gas cooktop is better but electricity for oven
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i reckon so
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont like gas
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too many hassels
23:00 <Trevor> Bonny, indeed
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can regulate the cook top better...
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> heat*
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> on
23:00 <Bonny> yup
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> electric you have high and high
23:00 <Trevor> gas ovens are a cunt cause the burners always clog up
23:00 <Bonny> electric cooktop is harder to manage
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but oven is good
24:00 <Bonny> you get better distribution of heat in a electric oven
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant fucking wait to to do a kitchen reno
24:00 <Bonny> :)
24:00 <Trevor> still out on the property, elec oven isnt an option really... i mean it is, but its significantly more expensive than gas
25:00 <Trevor> only cause everything is solar out here
25:00 <Bonny> not if you have solar
25:00 <Trevor> you need a fucktonn of batteries just to run the oven
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
27:00 <Bonny> anyway.. time for a shower.. bbl
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah me to speak tomorrow people
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i got some chicken thighs to cook
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for dinner
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> should be good
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you making
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just frying it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> add a bit of salt
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and chili
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its nuce
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
05:00 <simba> Soda Pete says:
05:00 <simba> smoke
06:00 <simba> Cats gonna make the finals TheRon? [/Aussie_Banter: follow @WOGMEMES for more]
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
07:00 <simba> turnip girl
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cornflake girl perhaps
08:00 <simba> it's all the same to our stomach get it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… right
08:00 <TheRon> i never was a cornflake girl
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> rasin girl?
09:00 <TheRon> on south park, instead of hooters, the restaurant is called raisons 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> EVERYTHING!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> everythingggggg
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> in it's rice place
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> (right)
11:00 <Doodle> (boobs)
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> kid a - radiohead 
12:00 <Doodle> kid areola - radiohead 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they're bigger after kids
12:00 <TheRon> depesche mode - just can't get enough
12:00 <Doodle> haha
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
12:00 <Doodle> hngg
13:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: you have huge areola?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
13:00 <TheRon> damn
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a hugedick
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
13:00 <TheRon> bloody women, always seeing right trhu me
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be nicer to you if that were the case :P
14:00 <Doodle> all men on irc have huge dicks
14:00 <Doodle> der
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
15:00 <faux> women too
15:00 <Doodle> hehee
16:00 <Doodle> mesmerising
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <faux> need bloody windscreen wipers to clean my new glasses
16:00 <faux> lenses are huge
16:00 <Doodle> i had a set when i was a kid
16:00 <Doodle> little windscreen wipers
16:00 <faux> of boobs?
16:00 <faux> oh ok
16:00 <Doodle> lol 
16:00 <faux> cute
17:00 <Doodle> they didnt do anything tho
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> my grandma has HUGE glasses
17:00 <faux> ill show u mines
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> they remind me of the 70's
17:00 <faux> http://www.oscarwylee.com.au/women/optical/baxter-700
17:00 <faux> deze wunz
17:00 <Doodle> OPTICAL BAXTER
17:00 <faux> in sapphire tortoise
17:00 <faux> hehe
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh cute!
18:00 <Doodle> lol@the hipster
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am actually cold…. now
18:00 <faux> turn ac up
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fear going outide
18:00 <Doodle> its 12 here
18:00 <faux> did u call me a hipster
18:00 <TheRon> tompson twins - hold me now, love this song
18:00 <Doodle> wait
18:00 <Doodle> its 9 now
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
18:00 <Doodle> no the hipster on the page u posted
19:00 <faux> mmm 
19:00 <faux> 9
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like over 9000 outside
19:00 <faux> its 38 here
19:00 <Doodle> i started off wearing shorts and a tshirt today
19:00 <faux> pics
19:00 <Doodle> now i'm wearing a hoodie
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child had lunch box day at pre school today
19:00 <TheRon> 69 is really my lucky number, won a couple of raffles with it
19:00 <faux> wtf is that
19:00 <Doodle> no i look like a hobo
19:00 <faux> lunch box day
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have her yohurt and cheese n watermelon
19:00 <faux> mmm
19:00 <faux> fancy
19:00 <zaim> https://imgur.com/UM3oq8T
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope she doesn't get food posioning
19:00 <faux> doesnt she take a lunch box everyday
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw 
20:00 <faux> oh they cook there?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> the pre school provides lunch
20:00 <faux> nice
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> + snacks
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on thursd we have her last orientation day
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg she is adorable in her school uniform
20:00 <faux> kindy next year?
20:00 <faux> omgosh
20:00 <faux> i remeber when she was born
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <faux> srs
21:00 <Doodle> well you've both killed my boner now
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do i…...
21:00 <faux> its weird
21:00 <Doodle> it is
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol tell me about it!
21:00 <faux> irc FaMiLY
21:00 <faux> i was tellin sez the other day
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <faux> ant was a baby when i first started talkin to her
21:00 <faux> now hes 8
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <faux> teh heck
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloody hell
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do need a better hobby
21:00 <faux> roflll
22:00 <faux> and i told them all when dads mrs was preggers w me sisst
22:00 <faux> sissy
22:00 <faux> now shes 3
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, if i spent the time i do on irc - painting…. i'd be gun
22:00 <faux> .
22:00 <faux> AS WE GO ON
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
22:00 <faux> I REMEMBERRR
22:00 <faux> WE WILL STILL BE
22:00 <faux> IRC MEMBERSSS
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember the time!
22:00 <faux> AND AS OUR LIVES CHANGE 
22:00 <faux> FROMM.. SOMETHING
22:00 <faux> etc
22:00 <faux> cbf
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> like sand through the hour glass
23:00 <faux> so r teh daize of our irc lives
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… are the days of our lives
23:00 <faux> can u comr and cook my fish pls
23:00 <faux> i cbf
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew no
23:00 <faux> ill make the salad
23:00 <faux> uk 
23:00 <faux> fuk
23:00 <faux> u sux
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> but do you chop it all up nicely
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like every thing chopped into tiny cube
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
23:00 <faux> No i just thow the spinach leaves in whole
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> like diced
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nope
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cannot do
24:00 <faux> and cut cherry tomatoes in 3
24:00 <faux> and mushroms
24:00 <TheRon> i had sex with a $5 hooker and got crabs, i complained and she said "for $5, what did you expect, lobster?!"
24:00 <faux> balsamic
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep nope
24:00 <faux> the end
24:00 <faux> oh lemon
24:00 <faux> i
24:00 <faux> k
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> balsamic glaze
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh yeah
24:00 <faux> u fussy cunr
24:00 <faux> cunt
24:00 <faux> im not measuring te veggiesbin cubes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just do a really simple salad… lettuce, cucumber, capsicum, red onion 
24:00 <faux> what am i Gordon fauxmsey
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> diced fine
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the lettuce
25:00 <faux> FAUXDON RAMSEY
25:00 <faux> Ok
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <faux> i need sleep
25:00 <TheRon> you don't swear enough
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i won't be sleeping for over 9000 days now
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you duromine
25:00 <faux> oh dear
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ! WEEEEE! 
25:00 <faux> :/
25:00 <faux> does it make u racet
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the motivation wasn't happening by it's self
25:00 <faux> racey
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> just AWAKE
25:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> coffee makes me racey
26:00 <faux> doesntur heartbeatfastwr
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw...
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <faux> maybe my friend had a bad reAction 
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i listen to techno i break out into dance
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <faux> thas me anyway
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even kidding
26:00 <faux> without duromine
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my friend took it and went spastic
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> another one got moody as fuck
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and was almos addicted (ok she prob was)
27:00 <faux> ok im gonna atempt to nap again for halfa before i have to cook din
27:00 <faux> xoxoxoxoxoxoox
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i was like… yeah…. tad bit scattered
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> psychos
27:00 <faux> the thinfs we do for weight loss
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> by tad… i mean a lot 
27:00 <faux> k bai
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> k bai
28:00 <milk> Smack is addictive
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i'm not taking smack
28:00 <Serenity> man i want duros
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
28:00 <Serenity> i dont have 1 doctor i go to tho so i doubt id get it
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif you've lost 20 kgs 
29:00 <Serenity> and a lot more to go
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've had em in the cupbard for months, but didn't want to use them
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they do make me go a bit spastic
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but….. motivationally… LOL YAS PLEASE
30:00 <Serenity> haha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i lost 15 kgs on em last time
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but didn't go to the gym
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ate like a slice of bread and that's bout it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't … i just didn't eat much
35:00 <faux> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET
35:00 <faux> As soon as i try to nap
35:00 <faux> some cunt cuts the grass
35:00 <faux> CAN U NOT
35:00 <TheRon> cutting the neighbours grass?
35:00 <faux> gonna throw a chair at him
38:00 <TheRon> doodle 34 degrees on sat
39:00 <milk> I think I just got injected with ether
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
50:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
09:00 <couleurs> BvBLFc
09:00 <Immutable> heh
09:00 <TheRon> go cats
10:00 <recluse> Test 123
11:00 <couleurs> iPad.
11:00 <TheRon> FiFA
14:00 <recluse> Apple fanboi
15:00 <recluse> Islamic powder puff
17:00 <faux> mmm
17:00 <faux> fish smells delish 
17:00 <faux> woot poetry 
18:00 <milk> Gay men have so much money
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> oh ok
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a maid
21:00 <TheRon> so do i
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <TheRon> but probably for  different reason
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
21:00 <milk> I had sex with my hand last night
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> great. I didn't. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
22:00 <recluse> I ems an elephant
24:00 <TheRon> the dick and two pockets out turned?
24:00 <recluse> I guess
24:00 <TheRon> it's been done
25:00 <recluse> What i suppose u all get drugged out nowadays ey
27:00 <milk> Drugs are so 1980s
28:00 <TheRon> 60's
28:00 <TheRon> 70's
28:00 <TheRon> 00's
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
31:00 <faux> pix
31:00 <TheRon> yes please
31:00 <ShadowLurker> im a bit busy atm maybe Serenity has some
31:00 <TheRon> us blokes love chicks boobs, how come it doesnt go the other way round?
31:00 <TheRon> sounds like discrimination to me
32:00 <Serenity> because men arent meant to have tits
32:00 <Serenity> get your cocks out or get on a treadmill
32:00 <milk> Women like big arms
32:00 <simba> cos urs r made of VB
32:00 <TheRon> blokes can get breast cancer
32:00 <simba> im learning already
35:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Punchbowl drunkard. Views: 311,230 Uploader: CVonC Uploaded: Apr 22, 2010 Duration: 1m24s Rating: 4.86
36:00 <TheRiddler> I am looking at packages for philippines
37:00 <milk> I'm thinking of becoming a low cost polygamyst
37:00 <TheRon> safer than thailand?
38:00 <milk> The cloister of love
39:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way
39:00 <couleurs> CoCo PruFFs
39:00 <TheRon> you can call it another lonely day
42:00 <TheRiddler> less ladyboys :p
42:00 <thestig> lol
42:00 <TheRon> ziggy stardust played guitar
42:00 <thestig> jewboys
45:00 <recluse> I call my cat bubbie snuggles
46:00 <TheRon> i call my cat half cat
47:00 <milk> My cat is called Indiana, she's orange black and white
49:00 <TheRon> i called my horse your face
49:00 <TheRon> c'mon your face!
49:00 <faux> gosh TheRon 
50:00 <recluse> My cats legal name is felix
50:00 <faux> youve said that about 977 times in here
50:00 <TheRon> yes?
50:00 <faux> new material pls
50:00 <TheRon> i know but sometimes it's apt
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> is it 
50:00 <milk> Seaman staines
52:00 <milk> You know what they say about the navy, go in with an arsehole, come out with a porthole
53:00 <recluse> I used to get payed out badly for even considering the navy
53:00 <TheRon> and im hungry like the wolf
53:00 <thestig> i never seen him say it
53:00 <thestig> recluse do go on
54:00 <recluse> If i had of joined 5he navy id be vastly better off and shit
54:00 <recluse> But i would have never met bubbie snuggles
54:00 <TheRon> something abot spending long times at sea with lots of men
57:00 <recluse> My cat has whole human to himself
58:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck is wrong with you
59:00 <TheRon> everybody has atheory
00:00 <recluse> Whats ya beef shadowmuslim?
01:00 <Lumeah> sup
02:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
05:00 <Lumeah> oko
06:00 <TheRon> lets dance
08:00 <simba> New Fremantle rookie Matt Uebergang is a competitive League of Legends player
08:00 <simba> lolol
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <recluse> Simba the mountain lion
12:00 <simba> 4:1)
13:00 <faux> lioness 
13:00 <simba> you wish you were!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <milk> Voltron the black lion
16:00 <faux> i meant u bitch!!
16:00 <faux> heheehehe
16:00 <couleurs> katitonic_perry69 - roar song.mp3
16:00 <simba> you wish you were!!!!!!!!! my bitch
18:00 <simba> new wallpaper https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IXNzGOdGwKg/maxresdefault.jpg
18:00 <simba> (its bill murray from Space Boys)
19:00 <couleurs> kool
30:00 <couleurs> hi ronny u horny little weasel 
30:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
31:00 <ronny> hi couleurs
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
52:00 <amsy> piiizzzzzaaaaaaa
53:00 <couleurs> hello amsy :u
53:00 <amsy> hi cc :d
54:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/t_sTI-qXBrk
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shout N shoot Views: 69,192 Uploader: jameslol Uploaded: Jun 7, 2006 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.92
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amsy
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> shoots in any direction!
54:00 <amsy> a friend of mine was talking about how he bought this when he was a kid because the ad made it look awesome, it wasnt awesome at all 
55:00 <amsy> but i thought of you as soon as i saw the ad
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah it's still so warm….
00:00 <Picard> evening Zade
00:00 <couleurs> lmao holy shit
00:00 <couleurs> i want 1
01:00 <dematerialised> charlie do you have comms with platoon?
02:00 <Picard> dematerialised how are you  sexy?
02:00 <Zade> hello Picard
02:00 <dematerialised> im good thanks
02:00 <dematerialised> how are you?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm hot now
04:00 <dematerialised> i was asking Picard not you
04:00 <dematerialised> shhh
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was just TELLING you!
05:00 <dematerialised> how dare you presume to be able to speak to me in such tone
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you think I care?
05:00 <dematerialised> i should have you chained and whipped
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't flip yo' wig
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should - yeah good luck with that
06:00 <dematerialised> my arm has skin aids
06:00 <dematerialised> what do i do?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> chop it off
06:00 <dematerialised> roger that
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> GO AND SEE A DOCTOR!
06:00 <dematerialised> lol its just sunburn
06:00 <dematerialised> finally flaking
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cream it up
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> moo goo
07:00 <dematerialised> it just looks funny because its all spotty and stuff
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> is THE best cream
07:00 <dematerialised> i must have blistered in the shower this morning
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch!
07:00 <faux> aloe vera
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fresh is good
07:00 <faux>  and stay out
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently it penetrates through 7 layers of skin
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm kinda doubtful it does
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it would go through a few
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> what does
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> aloe
08:00 <faux> aloe
08:00 <faux> ah
08:00 <faux> fun
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, dick!
08:00 <faux> ehehe
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> did anyone else get harrassed by ronny asking for sex?
10:00 <couleurs> me
10:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/958fe0S
10:00 <dematerialised> the current state of my arm
11:00 <dematerialised> er
11:00 <dematerialised> also click on that if you wanna see my green undies
11:00 <Zade> no katatonic_kate01 but its something to look forward too
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah cream
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need some cream on yo arm
12:00 <dematerialised> i'll just rub some jizz into it
12:00 <dematerialised> she'll be rigt
12:00 <dematerialised> h
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is offering $300 bucks, hit him up zade
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jizz… yeah that'll help
12:00 <dematerialised> $300 bucks for sex?
13:00 <dematerialised> that pays for my MRI
13:00 <dematerialised> done deal
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol pm Ronny then dem
13:00 <ronny> :)
13:00 <Zade> if i am drunk enough and its 5 am he only has to buy me a drink 
14:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <dematerialised> that's the spirit
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <ronny> kate you haven't answered my last question
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not answering any more of your lame questions.
15:00 <dematerialised> if the question is anal
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I said fuck off.
15:00 <dematerialised> yes she does
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> SPASMODICALLY :P
15:00 <dematerialised> :P
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
18:00 <ronny> kate the last thing I asked you in private can you please answer kate I'm trying to have a decent chat with you
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you're not.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> You offered me money for sex
19:00 <dematerialised> ronny by all accounts you're a pedophile
19:00 <ronny> :(
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fuck OFF!
19:00 <dematerialised> GOD DAMMIT RONNY THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know irc attracts fuckwits
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but if you were looking for sex, would you not google?
20:00 <dematerialised> one must wonder
20:00 <ronny> kate are you one of those fuckwits
20:00 <dematerialised> if he is willing to pay irc people $300 for sex
20:00 <dematerialised> why wont the prostitutes touch him
20:00 <dematerialised> ...
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh true!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Didn't think of that!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> And he claims i'm a fuckwit
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes head*
21:00 <dematerialised> one might be lead to believe that he might have some kind of venereal disease
21:00 <dematerialised> which me might not tell you about
21:00 <dematerialised> he*
21:00 <dematerialised> or he might infact just be a rapist
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ronny do you practice safe sex?
22:00 <ronny> kate please answer my last question in pvt msg
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i Have big tits?
22:00 <dematerialised> k9 has a glorious chest
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you need to know?
22:00 <ronny> just asking 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right.
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a hve a big dick?
23:00 <dematerialised> ronny why are you on irc with $300 instead of with an escort
23:00 <dematerialised> please explain
23:00 <ronny> I don't want to call a escort
23:00 <dematerialised> why not
24:00 <ronny> I go to st kilda alot
24:00 <couleurs> ronny is just looking for the best deal possible ie FREE
24:00 <ronny> haha couleurs
24:00 <dematerialised> oh he's from melbourne
24:00 <dematerialised> enough said
25:00 <dematerialised> probably got a glass pipe warmed up right now
25:00 <recluse> Test
26:00 <TheRiddler> test fail
26:00 <TheRiddler> get lost
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you be?
26:00 <TheRiddler> not bad
26:00 <TheRiddler> you?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot
26:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
26:00 <ronny> kate if you are hot take your clothes off
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ronny, i'm naked on cam
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's getting hot in here
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i already took off all my clothes....
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> put them on and take them back off again
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're feral
27:00 <ronny> kate is your husband looking at your sexy naked body and wanking?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep totally
28:00 <dematerialised> ahh its one of the trolls
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
28:00 <dematerialised> so definitely ice pipe in hand
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
28:00 <couleurs> i sent ronny a photo of Pieter's grandma gf and told him she's a prostitute in st kilda for $200 and he was still interested...
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> couleurs you're a champ!
28:00 <TheRiddler> theron is a troll now
29:00 <ronny> kate look up some porn on the internet while you're naked 
29:00 <dematerialised> its picard
29:00 <dematerialised> i swear
29:00 <couleurs> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the hot tip ronny
30:00 <ronny> kate use your plastic 13 inch dildo when you see a xxx hot scene on the net
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 13 inch… gawd that wouldn't even touch the sides
30:00 <faux> who is this turd
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a 24 inch
31:00 <dematerialised> a turd requiring swift removal
31:00 <TheRiddler> horse cock dildo
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> evac!
31:00 <faux> considering it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you
31:00 <faux> let's vote
31:00 <TheRiddler> ban recluse as well
31:00 <faux> press 3
31:00 <TheRiddler> it's mrwuf
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3
31:00 <dematerialised> 3
31:00 <TheRiddler> 3
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> oops
31:00 <faux> LMAO
31:00 <faux> wtf
31:00 <dematerialised> SOLD!
31:00 <faux> rofllllllll fuck 
32:00 <dematerialised> its ok hide the evidence
32:00 <faux> why did they get glined
32:00 <couleurs> 3
32:00 <dematerialised> no idea
32:00 <faux> well kate for repeating maybe
32:00 <faux> but why ah
32:00 <faux> ash
32:00 <faux> LOL
32:00 <dematerialised> im assuming its some automatic shitty bot script
32:00 <Lwaxana> where?
32:00 <faux> wheres bonny
33:00 <simba> the illuminata heard a disturbance
33:00 <faux> lwaxana
33:00 <Lwaxana> well the Betazoid did
33:00 <faux> can u remove glines
33:00 <Lwaxana> I can
33:00 <faux> will you 
33:00 <Lwaxana> onky if I set it
33:00 <faux> TheRiddler and katatonic_kate01
34:00 <faux> please
34:00 <faux> oh
34:00 <faux> it was a silly automatic one
34:00 <faux> can u find out who set it
34:00 <faux> pls tysm
34:00 <dematerialised> press 2 for bacon
34:00 <Lwaxana> what dis they do?
34:00 <ooomp> 2
34:00 <dematerialised> they just typed 3
34:00 <couleurs> 2
34:00 <couleurs> 3
34:00 <faux> yeah they typed 3
35:00 <dematerialised> [17:31:41] <TheRiddler> 3
35:00 <dematerialised> [17:31:41] * TheRiddler ([email protected]) Quit (G-Lined)
35:00 <dematerialised> broken shit is broken
35:00 <faux> so weird
35:00 <Picard> Lwaxana how afre you my dear?
35:00 <faux> how afre you
35:00 <dematerialised> picard has finished his wank
35:00 <Picard> are*
35:00 <Picard> shhh u
35:00 <couleurs> can u g-line Picard instead
35:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <ronny> Picard were you wanking
36:00 <Picard> no dematerialised,did that earlier. had to pick the son up
36:00 <recluse> Islamonazis
36:00 <Picard> ronny no, i finished
36:00 <simba> from horse riding
36:00 <dematerialised> i like how picard just swapped between his computer and his phone
36:00 <Picard> i did what?
37:00 <dematerialised> i know your secret
37:00 <simba> Picard how many horses have you put down for lugging your ass into 69th
37:00 <simba> 9th
37:00 <Picard> i dont irc on my phone, im not that lame
37:00 <Lwaxana> faux gline is rem0ved
37:00 <simba> n1ce
37:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <faux> thank you :)
39:00 <faux> both of them?
40:00 <faux> how is ircing on a phone diff to a lappy
40:00 <faux> in terms of LAMENESS
41:00 <dematerialised> i cant reveal my secrets
41:00 <Picard> irc on a phone, to me indicates you cannot live with out. 
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <faux> what
41:00 <faux> you mean if youre like
41:00 <faux> out at a wedding
41:00 <Picard> u dont see people puling tha lappy out in a restaurant to irc
42:00 <faux> what if u irc on your pgone at home
42:00 <faux> am i super lame
42:00 <Picard> thats probably ok
42:00 <ooomp> I irc on my phone because it means I can lay back and chat
42:00 <Picard> who used to come here and irc on her phone when she was at friends house?
42:00 <Picard> i forget her nic.
43:00 <Picard> i wouldnt be able to irc on my phone, cant fucking see without glasses 
43:00 <dematerialised> wb k9 please stop being a hacker
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
43:00 <dematerialised> ty
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll try
43:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 hello
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
44:00 <faux> thank me
44:00 <Picard> hows it hanging?
44:00 <faux> and lwaxana
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the lex
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks faux
44:00 <faux> loll
44:00 <faux> :D
44:00 <Bonny> did you enjoy the trip, katatonic_kate01?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 min ban! my gawd
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> that hasn't happened for a long time
44:00 <dematerialised> you're such a spammer
45:00 <dematerialised> shame on you
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know!
45:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler got pwned though
45:00 <dematerialised> he only typed 3 once
45:00 <dematerialised> and got lined too
45:00 <Bonny> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> did ronny get booted too
46:00 <couleurs> #type4tiggs
46:00 <Picard> gordon ramsey needs a punch in the head,arrogant fucker
46:00 <dematerialised> nah
46:00 <dematerialised> he's still here
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :(
47:00 <dematerialised> wb TheRiddler
47:00 <dematerialised> you god damn hacker
47:00 <TheRiddler> wtf was that
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> why a g-line not a chan kick
48:00 <dematerialised> i'd say it's someones broken floodbot script
48:00 <Bonny> katatonic_kate01 accepted her punishment
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Picard> naughty boy TheRiddler
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like wot! 10 mins!
49:00 <Bonny> lol
49:00 <Bonny> yeah
49:00 <Bonny> lwaxana beat me to unglining you
49:00 <Picard> who is screws?
49:00 <dematerialised> we shone the batsignal
50:00 <dematerialised> yuo were too slow
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <dematerialised> screws is your best mate Picard
50:00 <dematerialised> go say hi
50:00 <TheRiddler> did someone sent you a fb msg or something Bonny
50:00 <Bonny> nah.. my nick chimes
50:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
50:00 <Bonny> when it's mentioned
51:00 <TheRiddler> cool
51:00 <dematerialised> mine screams at me and sends me an email and an sms because irc is my job
51:00 <Bonny> :)
51:00 <Bonny> lol
51:00 <faux> type 3 to ban runny 
52:00 <faux> and ronny
52:00 <dematerialised> 2
52:00 <dematerialised> +1
52:00 <faux> ph
52:00 <faux> oh
52:00 <faux> WHY IS IT SO HOT
52:00 <couleurs> 3
52:00 <dematerialised> im afraid of typing 3 now
52:00 <dematerialised> oh shit i just did
52:00 <ronny> kate type 3
52:00 <faux> couleurs is a rebel
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <faux> bonny pwns ronny
53:00 <faux> so fonny
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck for that
53:00 <faux> im a heaps sick poet
53:00 <faux> obv
53:00 <Bonny> I didn't do it properly
53:00 <faux> oh were u baning him for 7days
53:00 <faux> was wondering what that was
54:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon amelia
54:00 <TheRiddler> I think it was menal
54:00 <faux> snd thats when amelia showed me her boobs
54:00 <amelia> aloha wots up
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
54:00 <dematerialised> nommuch just chillen with my babes
54:00 <amelia> I DID NO SUCH FING
54:00 <faux> and she was like
54:00 <dematerialised> wbu
54:00 <faux> dis is me in 1990
54:00 <amelia> hurrooooo asheh
54:00 <couleurs> damn right i a rebel
55:00 <faux> im 32kg
55:00 <amelia> i eating omelette
55:00 <faux> and 8
55:00 <dematerialised> omelettes are radical
55:00 <dematerialised> nice one
55:00 <TheRiddler> nice
55:00 <faux> OK DONT GET MT FAT TAYLOR JOE
55:00 <faux> JOKE 
55:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
55:00 <faux> ILL CONTINUE TALKING TO MYSELF
55:00 <amelia> now i get it!!!!
55:00 <faux> Lmao
55:00 <faux> asshole
55:00 <faux> hope u choke on ur omelette
55:00 <faux> no i dnt omg
55:00 <faux> i lied thats horrible
55:00 <TheRiddler> HELLO JOE
55:00 <faux> lmaooo
56:00 <amelia> i swear its from today
56:00 <amelia> dis b me now
56:00 <TheRiddler> IRON HELPS US PLAY
56:00 <faux>  dis is me yesterday wif my 8250
56:00 <couleurs> today i went to buy milk at the service station (for my cereal) and the attendant asked me 'any fuel with that?' and i was like 'no i walked here' and she didn't even chuckle THE FUCK
56:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the thing
56:00 <faux> ita a polaroid from 1920
56:00 <amelia> after i took dis photo of me i played snake
56:00 <TheRiddler> simpsons thing I mean
56:00 <amelia> it was a gud day
56:00 <faux> lmaoooooo 
56:00 <dematerialised> i hope you fly kicked her in the face for such insolence couleurs
56:00 <faux> couleur
56:00 <faux> s
56:00 <faux> and amelia
57:00 <faux> sif youd walk to the servo for milk
57:00 <faux> or were u joken
57:00 <faux> i dgi
57:00 <faux> oh k
57:00 <TheRiddler> probably thought you were a health nut
57:00 <couleurs> no i did, our milkbar closed down
58:00 <couleurs> the servo has a mini coles or some thing
58:00 <faux> MILKBAR
59:00 <couleurs> Yeap.
59:00 <faux> havent heard that in ages
59:00 <couleurs> might open 1
59:00 <faux> we say CoRNeR SHoP
59:00 <faux> in sydney
59:00 <couleurs> milky bars r on me
59:00 <toystore> we say deli in wa
59:00 <toystore> gone down the deli for some bread
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's what they call them in melb
00:00 <faux> ive always wondered what wed call them if they werent on a corner 
00:00 <faux> ShOp
00:00 <faux> deli is where u buy meats etc here
00:00 <faux> hamz
00:00 <faux> olived
00:00 <faux> s
00:00 <toystore> butcher
00:00 <faux> straya
00:00 <faux> nah not a butcher 
00:00 <faux> like
00:00 <TheRiddler> your favourite section
01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:00 <faux> deli meats
01:00 <faux> hamz Turkeyz
01:00 <toystore> i see
01:00 <TheRiddler> if only they sold wine
01:00 <faux> sundried tomato
01:00 <faux> mm wine
01:00 <faux> stop it
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <toystore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dr. Tran - Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack Views: 3,527,313 Uploader: MondoMedia Uploaded: May 21, 2008 Duration: 7m17s Rating: 4.83
01:00 <faux> im gonna go paint my toenail
01:00 <faux> s
01:00 <amelia> one time i drank wine, den the next day i woke up and was 10kgs heavier
01:00 <faux> bbbsbsbrb
02:00 <faux> LMAO
02:00 <amelia> -FaT TaYLoR
02:00 <faux> rofl
02:00 <faux> choked
02:00 <faux> also my face was dfferent
02:00 <faux> and i traveled baxk in time
02:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:00 <faux> and used my old fone
02:00 <faux> PK
02:00 <faux> OK
02:00 <faux> brb toes
02:00 <amelia> otays
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152730453177171
02:00 <TheRiddler> for katatonic_kate01
08:00 <toystore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7CFQQLxF9M
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dr. Tran - Fruit Hat Views: 1,920,313 Uploader: MondoMedia Uploaded: Jul 27, 2009 Duration: 6m35s Rating: 4.84
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler LOL ! Love it!
13:00 <Picard> :P
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
15:00 <simba> good idea
16:00 <simba> ronny seems like a 50 year old pervert going by the last name he used as well
16:00 <simba> sdff
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much
17:00 <Bonny> oi.. I'm 50.. will be 51 in 9 days
17:00 <simba> congrats
17:00 <Bonny> ta lol
17:00 <Serenity> and you're a pervert
17:00 <Serenity> hahahah
17:00 <Bonny> yup a bigger one
17:00 <simba> do you have childrens?
17:00 <Bonny> nup
18:00 <simba> ach nein
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you're not a perv
19:00 <Bonny> lol
20:00 <Bonny> Serenity I usually perve on naked women pics with their faces covered lol
21:00 <Serenity> oh reallllyyyy
21:00 <Bonny> they look devine..
21:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <Bonny> :)
22:00 <Serenity> im so exhausted today irgh
22:00 <Bonny> from the bike?
22:00 <Bonny> I've been feeling fatigue after my sessions at the gym
22:00 <Serenity> did the bike and some laps aorund the oval at teeball today
23:00 <Bonny> I've been beating my personal best so the pt either increases the weights or the repititions
23:00 <Bonny> cool
23:00 <toystore> fuck off you
23:00 <toystore> are not 50
23:00 <Bonny> sure am
23:00 <toystore> what
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <toystore> are you hot?
23:00 <Bonny> I was born in 1964
23:00 <toystore> send pics plz
23:00 <Bonny> could be
23:00 <Bonny> lol
23:00 <Bonny> no pics
24:00 <toystore> damn
24:00 <Serenity> shane has a thing for older birds
24:00 <toystore> was worth a shot
24:00 <Serenity> hook in
24:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <toystore> nothing wrong with a bit of aged ham
24:00 <Bonny> just like that ronny that wanted to engage my services
24:00 <Bonny> so I had to put him on ignore lol
24:00 <toystore> yeah but this is different
25:00 <Serenity> amateurs.. all they have to do is send nudes
25:00 <toystore> i'd take you on an all-expenses paid night out to dinner
25:00 <toystore> probably to maccas
25:00 <toystore> but still
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Bonny> that's right Serenity. :)
25:00 <Bonny> you can see the weight loss in those pics
26:00 <Serenity> yeah not bad for 12 weeks hey
26:00 <Picard> maccas, u are so generous
26:00 <Serenity> im pretty proud
26:00 <Bonny> you've done tremendously well
26:00 <Bonny> better than me
26:00 <simba> do they have maccas in mildura?
26:00 <dematerialised> they have mackers
27:00 <Bonny> I'm going to maccas for a coffee on xmas day
27:00 <Picard> yes, 2 of them
27:00 <dematerialised> katatonic_kate01: i just went and used a wet cloth to wipe the skin off my arm, it was gross lol
27:00 <simba> maybe you can ask at the town library tomorrow or perhaps the milk man will know
27:00 <Serenity> woahhh two!
27:00 <Picard> had 3, one closed
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's just dead skin
27:00 <Bonny> maccas are everywhere
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> put some cream on it!
27:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
28:00 <Serenity> does dematerialised have aids on his arm
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well get some
28:00 <simba> i have a maccas in my house im richie rich bitch
28:00 <Bonny> yeah and no cream
28:00 <dematerialised> i have arm aids
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have oats?
28:00 <dematerialised> nope
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
28:00 <dematerialised> i have water and sugar
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that'll work
28:00 <Bonny> thank fuck I said no to dinner
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> make up a paste of water and sugar
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and rub it on your arm
28:00 <dematerialised> lol Bonny
28:00 <Serenity> if you have baby oil you can make an exfoliation rub with baby oil and sugar
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> the roughness of the sugar will take off the dead skin
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but get some cream tomoz
29:00 <dematerialised> im an adult male who's lived alone for nearly 10 years
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> moo goo
29:00 <Bonny> get aloe vera
29:00 <dematerialised> sugar and water is all i need
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <Bonny> I use that to avoid rashes
29:00 <dematerialised> i have it down to a science
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the normal one is a great all round cream
29:00 <Bonny> yup
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but aloe is great too
29:00 <Serenity> ive got that many fucking creams n shit
30:00 <dematerialised> yeah my mates wife sprayed some aloe gel water spray thing
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT you'd have to go to a chemist to get the 99.9 % one
30:00 <dematerialised> that helped heaps when it was burned
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Bonny> vitamin e cream is good too
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's cheap
30:00 <Bonny> yup
30:00 <Serenity> my aloe vera plant got left ay my old house :(
30:00 <Serenity> devo
31:00 <Bonny> I use tea tree oil on my toenails
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're easy to grow
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> just break a bit off and shove it in a pot
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> water
32:00 <dematerialised> oh is that what they are
32:00 <dematerialised> i have two of them out the back
32:00 <Serenity> yeah but mine was huge and i had it for like 8 years
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> GO GET THEM
32:00 <Bonny> you can't go back and get them?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloody hell
32:00 <Serenity> nah been too long now
32:00 <Bonny> bugger
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh! they're the best plants
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty hard to kill
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mum said that she is going to start my balcony garden when she is down next
34:00 <Bonny> I'm not a gardening person.. plants die in my care
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Can't wait!
34:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12308704_966011796802833_2868037626834812224_n.jpg?oh=ef3e0eceb74bc7c834276720e0334360&oe=56E59B23
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Serenity> my aloe is the only plant i ever had that long lol cause even if you foget to watrer them they dont die
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had some herbs…. but the cat next door shat in the fuckin planter box
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so that ended that
35:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH… update with mu cunty neighbours
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> my
35:00 <Bonny> shoot
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> she gave me a massive box of cat food
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was like oh…. i accidently got this cat food… i thought it was dog food
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> RANDOM!
36:00 <Bonny> rofl
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you want it…. 
37:00 <Bonny> and?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i was like yeah sure….
37:00 <Bonny> why not
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> then she had a epic convo with me
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i was like ah.. i have to… go…. now
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <Bonny> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWKS!
38:00 <Bonny> weird eh?
38:00 <Picard> bored
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> And then she was like oh when is your mum back.. i had a really good convo with her….
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH!
39:00 <Bonny> now you have to do something nice for her
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> talk to her spasmodically?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, let my mum speak to her
42:00 <Bonny> haha ok
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, she will chat to anyone….
42:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <Bonny> my dad is like that
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> having said that… mum was like yeah… she is a tad strange….
43:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well… 
47:00 <Bonny> brb
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive decided i need to move to europe or america
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> just during the australian summer
51:00 <Bonny> why?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i hate summer?
51:00 <Bonny> yeah I go to greece for that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Noice!
51:00 <Bonny> I go when it's summer there.. it's so different and better than the summer here
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe greece!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be cheap!
52:00 <Bonny> it does not rain one drop over summer there
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i like summer rain tho
52:00 <Bonny> well we have a house and a car there 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fancy pants!
53:00 <Bonny> so we just need the money for airfares and spending
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have a friend in NY i wanna go visit 
53:00 <Bonny> yeah it works out cheaper than going to qld
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally!
53:00 <Bonny> yeah gotta do that. :)
53:00 <Bonny> I was in greece this year and have been invited to sail around on a yacht
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i just have to figure out how long to go for… and i think she is bloody moving to cali soon 
54:00 <Bonny> american greek couple
54:00 <Bonny> rich too
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> FANCY PANTS!
54:00 <Bonny> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need rich friends with a yacht!
54:00 <Bonny> well I met them this year.. so it's so cool
54:00 <Bonny> and they would always shout me and not letting me shout
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice!
56:00 <Bonny> yeah. :)
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, i need rich friends....
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <Bonny> I have booked my Airfares and I'm also going to do a cruise this year
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> or if these peeps will ever get back to me about this fucking job
56:00 <Bonny> oh yeah 
57:00 <Bonny> that's right
57:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/XZklQMr.jpg
57:00 <Bonny> gross
57:00 <dematerialised> you mean delicious
58:00 <Bonny> you'd be too bloated after eating that to carry on with sex
58:00 <dematerialised> sometimes all i want is taco
58:00 <Bonny> oh you mean Trevor?
58:00 <Bonny> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the crack pipe down dem
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
00:00 <dematerialised> i do feel extremely tired and woozy
00:00 <Picard> whats it like to be high?
00:00 <dematerialised> you tell us
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Picard> no idea, never been high in my ife
00:00 <Picard> life too
01:00 <dematerialised> never been in your wife either
01:00 <dematerialised> :3
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Picard> not latelly lol
01:00 <recluse> Same
01:00 <Picard> i think the bitch has a bf
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky her
01:00 <Picard> yeah
01:00 <Picard> feel sorry for him 
01:00 <recluse> Time for him to pay her bills cuz
01:00 <partay> Picard if anyone needs to do drugs its you 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <recluse> Me 2
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you need to go back to your cave
02:00 <dematerialised> and overdose
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <recluse> Marriage
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i'm not advocating that
02:00 <dematerialised> i am
03:00 <recluse> Sexless ro ance
03:00 <dematerialised> dickless rogaine
03:00 <Picard> why partay
03:00 <Picard> doctor hello, ive missed u 
04:00 <Picard> who i recluse
04:00 <recluse> I get a notification wh3n a naughty porno downloads
04:00 <recluse> No
04:00 <doctor> picardo
05:00 <dematerialised> you're mental
05:00 <partay> pictard it would help you lighten up...
05:00 <dematerialised> son
05:00 <recluse> Marriageless sex
05:00 <doctor> marriage should be banned for everyone
05:00 <doctor> that's the only way to reach true equality
05:00 <dematerialised> correct
06:00 <dematerialised> marriage is expensive and temporary
06:00 <recluse> Its a girls ego rolled into a priness party
06:00 <dematerialised> just fuck eachother until you dont want to anymoe
06:00 <partay> marriage is great
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Picard> i like how you think doctor
06:00 <doctor> i'm calling on the government to annul everyones marriage
07:00 <dematerialised> motion seconded
07:00 <recluse> Marriage is my favourite word
07:00 <Picard> id vote for that
07:00 <doctor> mine is rock
07:00 <partay> pictard... read the news today 
07:00 <partay> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/queensland-public-servants-in-line-for-1300-bonus-plus-25-per-cent-pay-rise-20151130-glbxn0.html
08:00 <Picard> i cant read partay
08:00 <partay> hahaha
08:00 <partay> shame its a good read 
09:00 <partay> 62.5M well spent 
09:00 <doctor> i don't not pay my taxes so these public servent freeloaders can get more imaginary money
10:00 <dematerialised> your tax dollars keep me fat and happy
10:00 <partay> doctor solidarity brother o/
10:00 <dematerialised> ty for your contributions
10:00 <partay> dematerialised yure welcome 
10:00 <xm> public servants should be put in a sports stadium and forced to fight to death to earn their keep
10:00 <partay> xm id love to do that
10:00 <xm> im sure doctor will agree with that
10:00 <doctor> that's earning a real wage right there
10:00 <doctor> gotta earn your keep
11:00 <doctor> blood for cash
11:00 <Picard> we need a cash society, fuck the government
12:00 <partay> 3K per yr rise.. not exactly what we wanted but we'll take it 
12:00 <dematerialised> thats not bad
12:00 <dematerialised> im averaging about 5 atm
12:00 <partay> 5 is good 
12:00 <xm> are you on SiX FiGuRes dematerialised ?
12:00 <dematerialised> almost
13:00 <xm> nice
13:00 <dematerialised> this coming jan is my 7 years
13:00 <dematerialised> long service leave come at me
13:00 <Serenity> he just needs one more hooker and hes there
13:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <doctor> to be honest i reckon we should just blow the deficit
13:00 <Serenity> oh.. thats not what u ment
13:00 <xm> but a toy boy like you can seduce an older rich woman, no need for an income
13:00 <doctor> if shit hits the fan, are they really going to want anarchy on the streets?
13:00 <Bonny> he is taking me to a xmas coffee at maccas on xmas day.......... how can anyone say no to that?
13:00 <dematerialised> its the least i could do for you Bonny
14:00 <Bonny> lol
14:00 <dematerialised> like actually the least
14:00 <dematerialised> im tired
14:00 <Bonny> awww
14:00 <xm> doctor, the government needs to issue free trips to Bali for anyone that wants it, but once they're all there strip them off their passports
14:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <dematerialised> i like it
14:00 <Picard> 2.5% = $3k?
14:00 <Picard> pmsl
14:00 <dematerialised> picard you dont have a job and you're about to be bankrupt
15:00 <xm> if you're not getting a pay rise set to the CPI you're effectively getting a pay cut
15:00 <Picard> i wish channel 7 would fuck this Molly shit off
15:00 <xm> i hope they will recreate the ladder falling scene
15:00 <partay> pictard change the channel
15:00 <doctor> true, then we can just buy bali when the indonesians want to send them back - but then lose the paperwork
15:00 <xm> i'd GIF it and use it for my forum avatars
15:00 <partay> xm fuckin A 
15:00 <Picard> pity the cunt didnt die when he fell off the ladder
16:00 <Serenity> .
16:00 <xm> lmao harsh
16:00 <dematerialised> i reckon he and mister sommers had gay sex more than once
16:00 <Picard> i agree dematerialised
16:00 <Picard> and red
16:00 <doctor> Australian stardom is sickening
16:00 <dematerialised> nah not red
16:00 <partay> pictard can you work out  Y x 2.5% = 3K. Calculate Y 
16:00 <xm> dematerialised, thqat's why the show was on saturdays. they dated on fridays 
16:00 <Picard> i call bullshit.
16:00 <doctor> our culture is puerile
16:00 <partay> call what u want 
16:00 <dematerialised> good insight xm
17:00 <dematerialised> saturday was their champagne hangover
17:00 <partay> not everyone is a lewser like u 
17:00 <Serenity> is picard getting mad someone has more money than him
17:00 <partay> ive been a public servant for 20 yrs
17:00 <dematerialised> earning more than his failed corn farms
17:00 <Picard> id say no one in here fits the bill Serenity
17:00 <xm> Picard has always assumed everyone here doesnt work. the notion that someone not only works but close to SIx FiGuRes must infuriate him
17:00 <partay> anyway not having this conversation again with this retard
18:00 <Serenity> theres plenty of people who have more money than you in here picard
18:00 <Serenity> you're in debt up to your eyeballs you said it yourself your money isnt real money
18:00 <simba> and more hair
18:00 <dematerialised> i will have fabulous hair until im 90
18:00 <Picard> i did?
18:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <Picard> when did i say that?
18:00 <dematerialised> why do you think i know your going  bankrupt
18:00 <dematerialised> you talk about it all the time
18:00 <dematerialised> gosh
19:00 <partay> pictard you have no idea of the shit you sprout in here.. you cant even remember it all 
19:00 <Picard> lol dematerialised
19:00 <Serenity> oh hes going to pretend he didnt tell us all his assets are just on paper and not actual money
19:00 <Serenity> fucking hell hes embarassing
19:00 <Picard> i know what i have, and it would surprise me if anyone of you even come close 
19:00 <simba> seems like a good time 2 bring out some of his best lines 2 deny
19:00 <dematerialised> you have a small penis
19:00 <simba> <Picard> Doodle u havnt had great head till u get it off a guy
19:00 <partay> hahahaha
19:00 <xm> haha is Picard going bankrupt? dont worry, Christmas is coming up. just put on a wig and fake beard and santa suit. there's good seasonal work coming up. you have the reddish pink skin going on too
19:00 <Picard> lol xm
19:00 <partay> lol
20:00 <Serenity> dematerialised is doing better than you
20:00 <Serenity> partay is doing better than you
20:00 <Serenity> Maurice and her hubby are def doing better than you
20:00 <dematerialised> and i have a big dick
20:00 <Serenity> ^
20:00 <Serenity> and youre not bald
20:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think he's allowed to be a santa
20:00 <dematerialised> true
20:00 <xm> the Elephant back in Thailand is doing better now too, coz Picard aint riding it right now
20:00 <partay> i have a beautiful penis 
21:00 <dematerialised> all penises are beautiful
21:00 <dematerialised> well some
21:00 <dematerialised> others look like failed amputations
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… no
21:00 <Picard> they are?
21:00 <simba> Picard you are getting slaughtered any comments
21:00 <simba> dont say i am?
21:00 <Serenity> hahah
21:00 <Picard> you can say what you like, i know what i have
21:00 <Serenity> wait 4 it
21:00 <dematerialised> you cant spell slaughter without laughter
22:00 <simba> are they boy band lyrics
22:00 <Serenity> you already told us all your wealth is just on paper picard
22:00 <Serenity> why deny it
22:00 <Serenity> you have no real assets
22:00 <Picard> you lot can keep dreaming :)
22:00 <doctor> guys would naturally know how to give better head as they have a penii of their own
22:00 <simba> i'll keep that in mind
22:00 <Serenity> just like girls give girls better head
22:00 <Picard> of course its on paper, it doesnt revert to cash unless i sell it
22:00 <doctor> exactly
22:00 <dematerialised> as someone who has had his dick in a boys mouth
22:00 <doctor> they know all the sweet spots
22:00 <Picard> who's isnt?
22:00 <dematerialised> can confirm
22:00 <Serenity> you have to own things to be wealthy picard
22:00 <Serenity> you dont own anything you said so yourself
22:00 <simba> 'boys'
23:00 <dematerialised> um
23:00 <dematerialised> let me rephrase
23:00 <dematerialised> young adult males
23:00 <doctor> no shame here
23:00 <simba> D:
23:00 <Serenity> of legal age
23:00 <doctor> I make sure that we're all open about our sexual escapades
23:00 <Serenity> i can confirm.. i mean.... . .
23:00 <Serenity> wot
23:00 <dematerialised> mmmmm.... tangible
24:00 <xm> doctor, i would take it further one more step. there needs to be an STD registry where you can look up a database for names and what they have. although for some people that's a turn on
24:00 <dematerialised> ewwww
24:00 <dematerialised> although thats probably a good idea
24:00 <Picard> eeewww
25:00 <doctor> that would be useful, so those with STIs can find those with the same strain and not have to worry
25:00 <dematerialised> you could have swipe cards linked to the database
25:00 <xm> yes, STDmatch.com
25:00 <dematerialised> and you swipe them and it beeps when there is a problem
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <doctor> that's a great idea actually, you better trademark that
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OR you could just practice safe sex
25:00 <dematerialised> safe sex is boring
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
25:00 <dematerialised> everyone loves smegma
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
26:00 <dematerialised> and little bits of poo nuggets
26:00 <dematerialised> stuck in your pubes
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> VOM
26:00 <simba> yum
26:00 <xm> CUM
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
26:00 <simba> xum
26:00 <doctor> safe sex is for boring bourgeois bootlickers
26:00 <dematerialised> reminds me of the first time i put it in my ex's bum
26:00 <dematerialised> there was a tiny pea-sized poo nugget
26:00 <dematerialised> it was wild
26:00 <doctor> lol
26:00 <Serenity> o.O
26:00 <xm> there needs to be a new brand of condoms called Russian Roulette where random ones are pierced with holes
27:00 <xm> give them that extra rush for excitement
27:00 <dematerialised> lol
27:00 <xm> you never know
27:00 <xm> a baby, an STD
27:00 <xm> the world's your oyster
27:00 <dematerialised> the worlds your clam
28:00 <dematerialised> ydia
28:00 <doctor> that would certainly bring some excitement in my sex life. now i just need to find someone willing
28:00 <Picard> doctor they dont need to be willing, rohypnol mate.
29:00 <Serenity> typical comment
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 things i don't want
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> a kid and an sti
29:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfTZoU8n7x0
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chlamydia Condom Commercial Your STD Help Views: 7,080 Uploader: yourstdhelp Uploaded: Aug 18, 2011 Duration: 0m32s Rating: 5.00
29:00 <partay> 2 things i can't stand... racism and wogs 
30:00 <Picard> idiot
30:00 <dematerialised> two things i cant stand, a bowl on its side and a mcdonalds waffle cone
30:00 <dematerialised> speaking of
30:00 <partay> oh and Picard.. but everyone cant stand picard 
30:00 <dematerialised> they are delicious
31:00 <dematerialised> TANGIBLE
31:00 <simba> u
32:00 <dematerialised> sorry i'll go back to watching dam removal videos now
33:00 <xm> prippit
34:00 <prippit> prippit
34:00 <xm> blow my capacity m8
34:00 <xm> capacitor
35:00 <TheRiddler> friday I'm getting a hep b vaccination
35:00 <xm> ?
36:00 <dematerialised> just remember when you're over there
36:00 <dematerialised> wear a condom
36:00 <dematerialised> always
36:00 <dematerialised> even on your fingers
36:00 <TheRiddler> in prep for philippines
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <xm> why are you going to the 'pines
36:00 <TheRiddler> friend is going
36:00 <TheRiddler> invited me to go with him
37:00 <dematerialised> he's so going to drug mule you
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> he's visiting friends there
37:00 <xm> we've all seen that video. he could fit a few kg of heroin up there
37:00 <dematerialised> friends who may or may not be islamic extremists
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
38:00 <dematerialised> speaking of extreme islamism
38:00 <dematerialised> hai Liinda
38:00 <Liinda> lol
38:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
38:00 <Liinda> hai dematerialised
38:00 <xm> ey Liinda 
39:00 <Liinda> heys xm
39:00 <xm> dematerialised, do you think she would make a great ISIS poster girl?
40:00 <dematerialised> absolutely
40:00 <dematerialised> those hips dont lie
40:00 <xm> she gets the boys on here, im sure she can recruit
40:00 <faux> ffffeeefff
40:00 <Liinda> im not arab, maybe try faux
40:00 <faux> its so hottttt
41:00 <faux> what
41:00 <Liinda>  :P
41:00 <dematerialised> nah
41:00 <dematerialised> faux isnt an extremist
41:00 <dematerialised> she's lovely
41:00 <faux> uh
41:00 <xm> faux is just a moderate Muslim. she has no qualms with pieces of bacon on her Friday night pizzas
41:00 <dematerialised> ^
41:00 <faux> lolllll
41:00 <faux> oh God  now i want pizza
41:00 <faux> f
41:00 <dematerialised> just dont say its bacon and we're all good
42:00 <faux> dad got pizza for din tonight but i was healthy and madr fish and salaf
42:00 <faux> and i could smell it
42:00 <faux> and i was like nooo
42:00 <faux> y u do dis
42:00 <dematerialised> made fish?
42:00 <dematerialised> did u grill it
42:00 <xm> faux has an aquarium
42:00 <xm> she waited for monthbs, but it was worth it
42:00 <dematerialised> she goes and catches the meal of the day
42:00 <xm> ultra fresh and tasty
43:00 <faux> loool
43:00 <xm> just fried rice for me 2night
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12278974_10154260867561840_3603255985167129325_n.jpg?oh=9548ec25ee26c160efda79e09c537e4d&oe=56D985AD
44:00 <faux> so azn
45:00 <faux> welcome maurice
45:00 <faux> how was the marital rape
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/39Ves.jpg nsfw
46:00 <Maurice> It hasn't happened
46:00 <Maurice> Spent the afternoon putting together a stupid trampoline
47:00 <partay> thats not how you play poker 
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <partay> Maurice that's a nice tramp though
47:00 <dematerialised> i'd like to play that kind of pok-her
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> misogyny at it's best
48:00 <dematerialised> nah
48:00 <dematerialised> just a good time
48:00 <partay> maybe she loves it 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sift
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totoes
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> please play cards on my back and ill suck yo dick
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cop a cock up my ass too
48:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure thats exactly how the conversation went
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> nobody is holding a gun to her head as far as I can tell
49:00 <TheRiddler> a loaded gun
50:00 <TheRiddler> a loaded cock
50:00 <dematerialised> four loaded cocks maybe
50:00 <Maurice> Sounds like soft core porn to me
50:00 <dematerialised> correct
51:00 <dematerialised> you havent known misogyny until you've seen a crack addict with eyeliner 5 inches wide having her throat demolished by a well-hung 50 year old man
52:00 <takehold> seen it its nothing special just made me more horny
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
05:00 <faux> WHEN I FIRST MET U I THOUGH U WAS SPECIAL
05:00 <faux> I TOLD YA THAAATT
07:00 <simba> lol i like the msg 2 chris
08:00 <simba> should put an e-mail there maybe he'll send a drunken classic to someone
08:00 <dematerialised> agreed
13:00 <Serenity> zz
14:00 <partay> Serenity boob s 
14:00 <partay> us*
15:00 <Doodle> BOOBS US
17:00 <faux> BOOBS US
17:00 <Doodle> u first
17:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
17:00 <faux> i need some a grade mince 
17:00 <faux> uh
17:00 <faux> minge
17:00 <faux> lmao 
17:00 <faux> mince.
18:00 <Doodle> rofl
18:00 <faux> sllp
18:00 <Doodle> there is mince on it atm actually
18:00 <faux> omg
18:00 <faux> stop it
18:00 <Doodle> rooster likes floor mince
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <faux> dirtbag
18:00 <faux> FM
18:00 <Doodle> grade a floormince
19:00 <faux> lmaooo
19:00 <faux> srsly tho
19:00 <faux> find me some minge
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <faux> no strings attached minge
19:00 <faux> oj
19:00 <Doodle> i will do no such thing
19:00 <faux> oh
19:00 <faux> y
19:00 <faux> selfish
19:00 <Doodle> i'd find myself some first
19:00 <JingleBalls> if i was selfish
19:00 <JingleBalls> i wouldnt have elfed us all again
20:00 <faux> gonna start calling my hoohaa vadryna
20:00 <JingleBalls> .
20:00 <faux> omg the elf pic
20:00 <faux> came up 
20:00 <faux> in my fb memories
20:00 <JingleBalls> yeah
20:00 <faux> today
20:00 <faux> i lold so hard
20:00 <JingleBalls> i did a new one
20:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <JingleBalls> its uploading rn
20:00 <faux> show
20:00 <faux> LMAO
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> jingle, can you ring my bell?
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <JingleBalls> teehehe
20:00 <JingleBalls> also yes
21:00 <faux> pics
21:00 <JingleBalls> can u make me a cup of tea
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSS
21:00 <Maurice> You mean if you were... elfish..
21:00 <Serenity> im assuming faux hasnt seen thr new pic
21:00 <Serenity> baha
21:00 <JingleBalls> loool Maurice
21:00 <Serenity> or maurice
21:00 <JingleBalls> i made a proper one sezz
21:00 <Maurice> I just opened it when my phone died
21:00 <Maurice> Lemme look
21:00 <JingleBalls> but i had to screen cap it
21:00 <faux> SHOW ME
21:00 <Serenity> show
21:00 <faux> YOU CUM RAG
21:00 <JingleBalls> i'm uploading it to yewchewb now
21:00 <faux> K
22:00 <faux> oh
22:00 <JingleBalls> i'll stick it on me fb and tag yas luvs
22:00 <faux> yeahhh it said u tagfed me
22:00 <faux> and i fogot to check
22:00 <faux> k
22:00 <faux> lookingnow
22:00 <Serenity> lol.
22:00 <faux> dont dot me cunt i was asleep 
22:00 <Serenity> dont care
22:00 <Serenity> doodle and I are priority
23:00 <Serenity> always
23:00 <faux> LMAO
23:00 <faux> IM SO WHITE
23:00 <faux> wtf is that paul
23:00 <faux> second?
23:00 <faux> im so confused
23:00 <Serenity> yes lol i dunno where the fuck rob got that pic
23:00 <Serenity> its the worst
23:00 <JingleBalls> off his fb
23:00 <JingleBalls> its more recent than the last one i used
24:00 <faux> lmao that rocks
24:00 <faux> i love it
24:00 <Maurice> Why is there one of your friends tagged in it Serenity
24:00 <Serenity> i luv our chrissy traditions
24:00 <Serenity> huh
24:00 <Maurice> Noticed you
24:00 <faux> roflllllllll im crying why does paul look like hes from the beatles
24:00 <faux> with the hair
25:00 <faux> i avtually cant breathe
25:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
25:00 <Serenity> how weird
25:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
25:00 <Maurice> When you hover on her name it tags me lol
26:00 <Serenity> so weird
26:00 <Serenity> is it gone now
26:00 <faux> fuck
26:00 <Serenity> faux he looks like Ringo hahah
26:00 <faux> NO
26:00 <faux> JOHN
26:00 <Serenity> looool
26:00 <faux> def lennon
26:00 <faux> i actually amclaughing so hard
26:00 <Serenity> my face is legit painted on
26:00 <faux> lmaooo
27:00 <faux> my glasses are bug eye
27:00 <Serenity> my glasses look so huge on my face these days
27:00 <Serenity> :/
27:00 <faux> im clearly the cool one. the rebelious elf w glasses
27:00 <Maurice> Serenity yep it's gone
27:00 <Serenity> no idea how that happened
28:00 <Maurice> HAHAHA DOODLE
28:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker and I are great dancers
28:00 <Serenity> roflllllllllllllll
29:00 <Serenity> aahaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
29:00 <Serenity> faux and me holding hands reowww
29:00 <Maurice> JingleBalls slacking off on the chair
30:00 <faux> LFAO
30:00 <faux> DOODLE PLAYING THE GUITAR
30:00 <faux> KILLED ME
30:00 <Maurice> Sorry, jacking*
30:00 <faux> AND THEN US
30:00 <faux> DANCING
30:00 <faux> ROFL that is TE BEST
30:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna watch it again
30:00 <faux> when doodle started playing the guitar i lost my shit
30:00 <faux> fuck
31:00 <Serenity> hahaj doodles guitar made me laugh too
31:00 <Serenity> hahaha
32:00 <Maurice> Lolll hilarious
32:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eHdpQNgF0
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Japanese Show - Sleeping On The Train 1 [Engsub] Views: 188,101 Uploader: NeKo JTV Uploaded: Feb 8, 2015 Duration: 1m52s Rating: 4.83
32:00 <faux> roflllll sez
32:00 <faux> when you dip me
32:00 <Serenity> bahahah how good are we
32:00 <faux> lmaoooo
33:00 <Serenity> dirty dancing eat your heart out
33:00 <faux> im dying at John lennon
33:00 <faux> his solo
33:00 <Serenity> loooool
33:00 <Liinda> hans
33:00 <faux> soso funny
33:00 <faux> wut
33:00 <faux> not hans solo lol
34:00 <Liinda> :P
34:00 <JingleBalls> Liinda here's $10 to get your boobs out, mind you i can see $5 worth already
34:00 <faux> lmaoo
34:00 <faux> smooth
34:00 <JingleBalls> ;)
35:00 <faux> get your guitar out and i thinknwell all get our boobs out
35:00 <Liinda> lol is my cam on?
35:00 <JingleBalls> lol my guitar
35:00 <faux> rofl
35:00 <JingleBalls> i've retired
35:00 <faux> bollocks
35:00 <Liinda> he is old
35:00 <JingleBalls> rude
35:00 <Liinda> :P
35:00 <JingleBalls> respect your elders
36:00 <JingleBalls> in the crotchal region
36:00 <JingleBalls> preferably
36:00 <Liinda> not filthy old men!
36:00 <JingleBalls> oh
36:00 <JingleBalls> :/
36:00 <Liinda> hey, u got $5 worth for free. lets call it even
37:00 <faux> i may or may not have watched the vid 828282 times already
37:00 <JingleBalls> wtf how did i just cockblock myself
37:00 <faux> lmaoo
37:00 <JingleBalls> lol faux
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <faux> its so funny :(
38:00 <JingleBalls> there are
38:00 <JingleBalls> 11 others
38:00 <faux> make more pls
38:00 <faux> tysm
38:00 <faux> ssm
38:00 <JingleBalls> i might do some tomorrow
38:00 <Liinda> showwww
38:00 <faux> what is this might you speak of
38:00 <JingleBalls> i'm a busy man
38:00 <Liinda> he's busy jingling his balls
38:00 <faux> WHAT IS THIS MIGHT YOU SPEAK OF
39:00 <Liinda> they're blue
39:00 <JingleBalls> stalactite hold on tight stalagmite might poke u in the ass
39:00 <faux> wut
39:00 <JingleBalls> nothing
39:00 <Liinda> they're his testes
39:00 <Liinda> ?
39:00 <JingleBalls> its how u remember which is which
40:00 <JingleBalls> god
40:00 <Serenity> loll ours was tite holds on tight. mite might touch the roof
40:00 <JingleBalls> just hurry up and take your tops off 
40:00 <JingleBalls> i dont have all night
40:00 <JingleBalls> i've got the whole street to do
41:00 <JingleBalls> i've got my tights on eddy's wearing a banana now just give us some cash!
41:00 <Liinda> what are you going to do,stick ur pee pee in every front door keyhole??
41:00 <JingleBalls> no
41:00 <JingleBalls> it wont fit
41:00 <JingleBalls> :/
41:00 <JingleBalls> give me some credit
41:00 <Liinda> lol
41:00 <JingleBalls> plus some of them are up high
41:00 <Liinda> awwh trex penis
42:00 <JingleBalls> go go gadget wingwang
42:00 <Liinda> or arms n legs rather
43:00 <JingleBalls> lol sezz
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell ronny still trying
43:00 <JingleBalls> there is a dubstep version
45:00 <Serenity> olawd
45:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
45:00 <Liinda> JingleBalls, MrMark is talking to you
46:00 <JingleBalls> high
46:00 <partay> JingleBalls that was the standard greeting in #bongsesh
47:00 <JingleBalls> hihihihihi
47:00 <Liinda> hi partay 
47:00 <partay> high luscious Liinda
48:00 <Liinda> reow
49:00 <dematerialised> is linda a 420 xXx w33d bab3
50:00 <JingleBalls> LEGALIZE
50:00 <Liinda> not sure what that means dematerialised
50:00 <JingleBalls> he wants 2 know if u party
50:00 <Liinda> only with partay
50:00 <partay> i know she partays
50:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <JingleBalls> BLAZEIT
51:00 <dematerialised> smoke weed er day
51:00 <Liinda> ahhh dre
52:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Busta Rhymes - Light Your Ass On Fire ft. Pharrell.mp3 (5.54MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:02)
52:00 <dematerialised> hold up heyeeyeyeyeyeyeey
52:00 <Liinda> what was that show they did with dre and snoop
52:00 <Serenity> im convinced pharrell is a vampire
52:00 <Liinda> when theyre at a shop
52:00 <Serenity> hes like 600 years old and looks 12
52:00 <Liinda> and shoot some dude then it starts with that song
52:00 <dematerialised> nah mr williams looks old as fuck now
52:00 <JingleBalls> yeah i have that problem too sezz
53:00 <JingleBalls> its terrible
53:00 <Serenity> no he doesnt he looks like a teenager
53:00 <JingleBalls> thats why i grew the goatee
53:00 <Serenity> haha its the dimples
53:00 <dematerialised> in the wtf song his face looked like he'd been through two world wars
53:00 <JingleBalls> lol
53:00 <faux> excuse me
53:00 <faux> its 29 degrees outside 
53:00 <faux> . 
53:00 <JingleBalls> in the wtf song he was a puppet
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> its 26 degrees inside
53:00 <JingleBalls> a marionette
54:00 <Serenity> rofll
54:00 <faux> marionette sounds like a black womans name
54:00 <JingleBalls> lol
54:00 <JingleBalls> marionetteafeequah
54:00 <faux> yo marionette where tyrese at
54:00 <Liinda> haha
54:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive even seen it
54:00 <Serenity> lemme see
54:00 <faux> see dis 8=====D
54:00 <JingleBalls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO_3Qgib6RQ
54:00 <Serenity> woah hasnt missy elliot had a heart attack yet
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Missy Elliott - WTF (Where They From) ft. Pharrell Williams [Official Video] Views: 18,179,052 Uploader: Atlantic Records Uploaded: Nov 12, 2015 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.69
54:00 <JingleBalls> missy <3
54:00 <faux> wtf
54:00 <JingleBalls> wood bang
54:00 <Liinda> i dont like her new song
54:00 <faux> why would uou say such a thing
55:00 <JingleBalls> u shut ur whore mouth
55:00 <faux> not you
55:00 <faux> u meant sez
55:00 <faux> you fuck
55:00 <JingleBalls> i meant Liinda
55:00 <JingleBalls> u fuck
55:00 <Serenity> because shes african american and over 30 years old shes prone to heart attack
55:00 <faux> phew
55:00 <Liinda> lol
55:00 <Serenity> or high blood pressure
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <faux> Gets technical
55:00 <Liinda> i love her but the new song just isnt as goodas her others
55:00 <faux> Because of her Ethnicity.
55:00 <faux> -- Skirmish 
55:00 <JingleBalls> she has graves disease
55:00 <JingleBalls> btw
55:00 <faux> whats that
55:00 <Liinda> i have graves disease
55:00 <JingleBalls> eye bulge disease
56:00 <Liinda> its overactive thyroid / autoimmune disease
56:00 <JingleBalls> thats why Liinda looks like e.t.
56:00 <partay> doodle i spotted you on the news .....  http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/e1/pd/4221396001/4221396001_4466566093001_penis.jpg?pubId=4221396001
56:00 <Liinda> not everyone gets the eye bulge
56:00 <faux> lmg
56:00 <faux> omg
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> rude
56:00 <Liinda> lol
56:00 <JingleBalls> rofl
56:00 <Serenity> lol did dematerialised just legit say this pharrell looks old
56:00 <JingleBalls> yes
56:00 <Serenity> not sure if he was joking or not
56:00 <JingleBalls> lol
56:00 <Liinda> why is a dick and bandage on it
56:00 <faux> he looks 19
56:00 <faux> always
56:00 <Liinda> *SOCK lol
57:00 <Serenity> hes almost 50 i swear to god he hasnt changed in the last 25 years
57:00 <Serenity> hes a vampire
57:00 <Liinda> pharell is like the dragon lady in the golden child
57:00 <JingleBalls> lol
57:00 <faux> the what in the what now
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <JingleBalls> before u were born
57:00 <dematerialised> he's old
57:00 <Liinda> ever watched The Golden Child with eddie murohy?
57:00 <JingleBalls> eddie murphy movie
57:00 <dematerialised> you're all love struck
57:00 <faux> nup
57:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with old?
57:00 <JingleBalls> ye
57:00 <Maurice> We love JingleBalls and he's old
57:00 <faux> i dont think theyre denyinghes olld
58:00 <faux> just that he doesnt look it
58:00 <dematerialised> i think he does
58:00 <JingleBalls> re00ww
58:00 <dematerialised> he has old man winter eyes
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <JingleBalls> omg
58:00 <faux> benjamin button
58:00 <Maurice> The deuce
58:00 <JingleBalls> i hope i dont get those
58:00 <Maurice> Same
58:00 <faux> old man
58:00 <Liinda> how old is oprah?
58:00 <faux> riiivvveerrrr
58:00 <JingleBalls> old man wanker eyes
58:00 <faux> 987
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000
58:00 <Maurice> I think Ellen looks good for a man his age
58:00 <JingleBalls> lol
58:00 <Serenity> that song was shit btw
58:00 <Liinda> lol
58:00 <Maurice> And Gloria from Mod Fam rowrr
59:00 <faux> mmm
59:00 <Liinda> eddiemurphy is oldand he still looks good
59:00 <Maurice> She married Alcide last week >.<
59:00 <faux> glorious boobs
59:00 <JingleBalls> sarah your opinion doesnt count
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <dematerialised> did you just call WTF a shit song?
59:00 <JingleBalls> u like icp
59:00 <faux> i thought that said adele
59:00 <Serenity> dematerialised im not sure your opinion counts you just called a puppet old
59:00 <Serenity> rofl
59:00 <JingleBalls> lol
59:00 <dematerialised> get out
59:00 <Serenity> i did
59:00 <JingleBalls> clearly only my opinion counts
59:00 <Serenity> but i dont like missy elliot either
59:00 <JingleBalls> WHAT
59:00 <JingleBalls> SHUT UP
59:00 <Serenity> you shut up
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