// #melbourne — 2015-03-13
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00:00:00 <Serenity> you're like 3 ft 6 you're not breaking anyone
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an answer but you'd stomp on that too
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just lol instead
00:01:00 <Serenity> lol
00:02:00 <Serenity> http://31.media.tumblr.com/5060a44b5dfdd9abd7022e839c77ed97/tumblr_nk1rrqNipq1u4581jo1_500.gif
00:02:00 <Serenity> me irl
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> way to ruin it
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> banana tits
00:03:00 <Serenity> dont be rude ok
00:03:00 <Serenity> i cant help what i have
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have the banana boat song in my head
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this status burn
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm saving this
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11061687_820081701407846_1249309654112865771_n.jpg?oh=6e2d7ac5a5691957df7f01dbeb31e284&oe=558B9537&__gda__=1438502401_006accdc2c68c157f14a43716c31ba1d
00:06:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/9cfc65f05b499a8cbabcc90c45ae1240/tumblr_ngxmmrwu3G1u4581jo1_400.gif
00:06:00 <Serenity> not so much the tits
00:06:00 <Serenity> but her face says.. blow on my face
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> they're nice enough
00:06:00 <Loof> b1 ANXIETY
00:06:00 <Loof> Magnesium Anti-Anxiety Elixir Recipe
00:06:00 <Loof> http://fitlife.tv/magnesium-anti-anxiety-elixir-recipe/
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes she looks delish
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh magnesium
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah sunlight
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck sunlight
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck sunlight pills
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like dracula and shit
00:07:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/bdc0b2b8245e0001c75ecd57951c8e1b/tumblr_ngxluo0sRF1u4581jo1_400.gif
00:08:00 <Loof> yum
00:08:00 <Loof> perfect skin
00:08:00 <Serenity> why are you married to an asian if you like pale skins
00:08:00 <Serenity> srs q
00:08:00 <Maurice> Why is he married to the asian that he hates
00:08:00 <faux> Heaps of Asians are pale
00:08:00 <Loof> like i can be choosy
00:08:00 <Loof> cmon man
00:08:00 <faux> :/
00:08:00 <Serenity> not pink like that
00:09:00 <Serenity> aw loof
00:09:00 <Serenity> dont be like that
00:09:00 <faux> lmao
00:09:00 <Maurice> But he's right
00:09:00 <faux> Zz
00:09:00 <Loof> you date me then :P
00:09:00 <Loof> lol
00:09:00 <Serenity> shh
00:09:00 <Serenity> lol
00:09:00 <Serenity> like you're pale as fuck too faux but you're not marshmallow pale
00:09:00 <faux> I'm not Asian
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> i am still reeling
00:09:00 <faux> lol
00:09:00 <faux> Wut
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> she scrolled irc for hours
00:09:00 <Serenity> its the same fucking thing
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> then rang me TWICE over it
00:09:00 <Serenity> you're a leb similar skin tones wanker
00:10:00 <faux> I don't get it
00:10:00 <Loof> oh she's adimiting to it now b1
00:10:00 <faux> lebs are olive
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> but scrolling for fucking hours too?
00:10:00 <faux> How is that similar to Asian skin
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> she is seriously fucked
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> by the sounds of it
00:10:00 <Loof> oh well such is life
00:10:00 <Serenity> who cares ffs
00:11:00 <Serenity> ling wa called you b1 we get it
00:11:00 <Maurice> I missed that
00:11:00 <faux> Prob the only time his phone has rang since 1998
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ridiculous
00:11:00 <Maurice> Why
00:11:00 <Serenity> apparently she read irc from last night n got mad
00:11:00 <faux> You didn't even answer get over it
00:11:00 <Maurice> Well she didn't ring me
00:11:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/a032eee92d706541689861eb2458333f/tumblr_nfbxcf4nUF1u4581jo1_250.gif
00:11:00 <Maurice> Mind you, since I'm on ignore she wouldn't have been able to read me
00:11:00 <Serenity> kind of looks like the porcudyke
00:12:00 <Serenity> but bigger tits
00:12:00 <faux> Is thay mixy
00:12:00 <faux> LOL
00:12:00 <faux> GES
00:12:00 <faux> haahshhahahshddojfmfklfflfdod
00:12:00 <Serenity> rofl!
00:12:00 <Maurice> ROFL
00:12:00 <Loof> fucking fuck off boner
00:12:00 <Maurice> Is her bra meant to be that colour
00:13:00 <Loof> boners that wont quit suck
00:13:00 <faux> Sdkdxhidbdx
00:13:00 <faux> Xkdudndienxxdiddndkd
00:13:00 <faux> Xxkdjekebdidsbemmdx
00:13:00 <Serenity> http://33.media.tumblr.com/7c7cfd4edf5c07891357364ff14f1856/tumblr_ngxmmoFeEy1u4581jo1_250.gif
00:13:00 <Loof> thanks that did it
00:13:00 <Loof> killed my boner
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> man
00:13:00 <Loof> lol
00:13:00 <stebie> who is ling wa? sounds hot
00:13:00 <Serenity> pff no taste
00:13:00 <faux> Loofs mail order bride
00:14:00 <Maurice> Ming vase
00:14:00 <faux> Lol @ hot
00:14:00 <faux> She looks like a burnt anus
00:15:00 <stebie> ouch
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity that last one
00:15:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/68220dd73d0be4175859620728379d80/tumblr_nfbwhzRWkU1u4581jo1_500.gif
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever said that was shit needs shooting
00:15:00 <Loof> POLIO
00:15:00 <Loof> Bill Gates: Polio Vaccine Program Causes 47,500 Deaths
00:15:00 <Loof> http://yournewswire.com/bill-gates-polio-vaccine-program-causes-47500-deaths/
00:15:00 <stebie> good stuff Loof
00:15:00 <stebie> how long have you been with her?
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to Maurice
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it was Loof
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf you need new glasses Loof
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> or get out of the house
00:16:00 <faux> Sez is it uncomfortable?
00:16:00 <Serenity> a little bit
00:16:00 <faux> Does it tickle
00:16:00 <Loof> take what i can get
00:16:00 <Serenity> kind of slimey
00:16:00 <faux> rtodfl
00:16:00 <faux> Skdj
00:17:00 <faux> Idk if we're talking about the same thing
00:17:00 <Serenity> i dunno either rofl
00:17:00 <Maurice> I don't think you are
00:17:00 <faux> I'm talking about b1s tongue in your ass
00:17:00 <Serenity> oh yeah
00:17:00 <Maurice> I can only assume faux means the nip rings and Serenity means cum on her face
00:17:00 <Serenity> thats what i was talking about
00:17:00 <faux> lmao
00:17:00 <faux> Phew
00:17:00 <Serenity> pity Longie isnt here
00:17:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/d4acae0477e600180ee84090cb10d024/tumblr_nfbvtbAsY81u4581jo1_250.gif
00:17:00 <faux> IAS it Anne Hathaway
00:17:00 <faux> Is*
00:17:00 <Serenity> yuh
00:18:00 <faux> ha
00:18:00 <faux> where the fuck is he
00:18:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/22ac93bde8482bfe97117ee71cf7a679/tumblr_nfbvspf45S1u4581jo1_400.gif
00:18:00 <faux> I haven't seen or spoken to him in like 100 yrs
00:18:00 <Serenity> busy a lot
00:18:00 <Serenity> i catch him on fb every now n then
00:18:00 <faux> Is he still with stripper spec
00:18:00 <Serenity> yuh
00:18:00 <faux> Fgun
00:18:00 <faux> Funz
00:18:00 <faux> *
00:18:00 <faux> K my battery is gonna cark it
00:18:00 <Loof> MAMMOGRAMS
00:18:00 <Loof>
00:18:00 <Loof> Swiss Medical Board: Stop Widespread Mammography Screening
00:18:00 <Loof> http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/823781
00:18:00 <faux> Laters
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> good
00:19:00 <Serenity> baiii
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> please lose your charger too
00:19:00 <faux> I might just charge it now
00:19:00 <faux> Queue the pm
00:19:00 <faux> IM JUST TROLLING
00:20:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/0a7a99a26b34b2361ec1f0d0fdf3ba66/tumblr_nfbu7nZe221u4581jo1_500.gif
00:21:00 <Loof> that blue haired chick is pure perfection
00:21:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11061173_10202487241220597_5930880150504451753_n.jpg?oh=b1407a53a1145f6cb99eda22dccbf55b&oe=55834082&__gda__=1434287847_f316b7f644fbcfb3a236b31447d391e8
00:22:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/6c4cb12b490293dd0f5f5855882e0ee9/tumblr_nfbss30kIo1u4581jo1_250.gif
00:22:00 <Serenity> mm
00:23:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/566ad3965a2b1512d0df0167c8db99b4/tumblr_nfbs17pQyn1u4581jo1_500.gif
00:23:00 <Serenity> mama
00:23:00 <Serenity> ok thats enough
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
00:29:00 <Serenity> i want to do my own titty drop now
00:29:00 <Serenity> this will be my mission for tomorrow
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to slow motion it like the very first one though
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that'd require effort
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh sorry, I spoke
00:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be sucking up
00:30:00 <Serenity> petulance doesnt suit you
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just been creep dawg
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's all good
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's what the internet is all about
00:30:00 <Serenity> i just have a craving for a nipple on me gobber
00:30:00 <Bastardly_One> it does suit me
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:31:00 <Serenity> Maurice storm warnings for the weekend =/
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i usually crave chocolate
00:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know what you mean ... most would call me petulant at the best of times
00:31:00 <Maurice> Yeah Cam is in the shelter thing now
00:31:00 <Serenity> no for here
00:31:00 <Maurice> I know
00:31:00 <Maurice> We always get the aftermath
00:31:00 <Serenity> fucking storm
00:31:00 <Serenity> ants got teeball and a birthday party saturday
00:31:00 <Maurice> Works for me, I don't have to be anywhere
00:32:00 <Maurice> Might get lucky and it'll start when you're done with everything
00:32:00 <Serenity> hope so
00:32:00 <Serenity> teeball till 10:30 then birthday from 11:30ish till 2
00:32:00 <Serenity> after then is good
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck… thats a long kids b/day party
00:34:00 <Serenity> not really?
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope it's at some….. place where activities are…..
00:34:00 <Serenity> most go for 2-3 hours
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> provided
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking 2 hours max
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't want to have to entertain 5 year olds for more than 2 hours
00:35:00 <Serenity> lol
00:35:00 <Serenity> these are 7 and 8 year olds
00:35:00 <Serenity> they can entretain themselves
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord, worse!
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> they can get up to shit!
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they're lil shits
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:36:00 <Serenity> its at a place here called volcano park
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh easy
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's ok then
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not
00:36:00 <Maurice> That park looks good
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to watch they don't do kid shit like kill themselves
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Last year I had the child's b/day at an art studio…. they made some art…. it was awesome.
00:36:00 <Maurice> My boys want to go there
00:36:00 <Serenity> its great Maurice the kids love it
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> so a place where they can do shit, is the best
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> whats the park about .... the obvious?
00:37:00 <Maurice> To be fair, if your kids are young enough to get into shit, their parents need to stay at the party and supervise
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
00:37:00 <Maurice> You're the host, not the babysitter
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… trew
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully all the parents stay!
00:38:00 <Bastardly_One> you're treated like the babysitter though
00:38:00 <Serenity> ive got pics somewhere hang on
00:38:00 <Maurice> The only time I'll take responsibility for my kids friends, is my oldest kid, because he picks 4 friends and we go to the movies
00:38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I mean
00:38:00 <Maurice> And usually one of the mums stays coz she has a younger kid and they're kids movies
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fun times
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they should stay for 4 - 5 year olds…..
00:39:00 <Serenity> oh maybe i dont
00:39:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't leave my kids at that age
00:39:00 <Serenity> http://www.kidsguideperth.com.au/wp-content/themes/directorypress/thumbs/faulkner-park-photo.jpg
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, nor would i
00:39:00 <Maurice> Hell, I took my 7yr old to a bowling party last weekend and stayed
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh cool park
00:40:00 <Serenity> most comes out the top of the volcano
00:40:00 <Serenity> mist*
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… they're too young
00:40:00 <Serenity> looks like steam
00:40:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
00:40:00 <Bastardly_One> looks cool
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what! I wanna go now
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:41:00 <Serenity> haha yeah my kids love it
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces are at the stage of having done everything in this city 10 times over
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of kids…. the child gets her cast off tomoz
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and almost are like ... oh not another birthday party
00:42:00 <Serenity> oh i did have a pic but its not very good
00:42:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10476348_10152091056857331_2836769261982402264_o.jpg
00:42:00 <Serenity> the blue thing at the top is lily lol
00:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> massive volcano
00:43:00 <Loof> is that famous red rock?
00:43:00 <Serenity> no its a fake volcano
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a massive inactive volcano near me
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have to try get a pic of it one day ... google Mt Buningyong
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> bit boring but kind of cool
00:44:00 <Serenity> 4 Maurice https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/1526512_10151804270047331_1775610994_n.jpg?oh=a2e4a10a31429db428dec052da88a3a9&oe=557F9FA9&__gda__=1434187554_718d7bebb0e645954d2b036225bc014f
00:45:00 <Maurice> Lolllllll <3 him
00:45:00 <Maurice> So faaaaaabulous
00:45:00 <Serenity> hahah
00:46:00 <Loof> yawn
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> pet pics
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> they make him rage every time
00:47:00 <Serenity> good
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought I was strange but hey
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, he just baffles me
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> does my head in when I put thought into it
00:50:00 <Serenity> straightening me hurr
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> *sniffs*
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> someone near by thinks it's winter
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I can smell burning wood
00:51:00 <Loof> love that smell
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> or someone's house is burning down
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
00:51:00 <Loof> lol
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't me
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not been outside for ages
00:51:00 <Loof> this time :P
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an in joke
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my closest friends burnt the house I was living in down
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> on purpose ... long story but we ended up close friends and have been for 20 plus years
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've had two house fires not on purpose
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said it wasn't me
00:53:00 <Loof> i've been in one
00:53:00 <Loof> lucky the exploding aerosol can woke me up
00:53:00 <Loof> brother left a candle burning before going to work
00:54:00 <Loof> jammed into a bottle using paper
00:54:00 <Loof> so smart
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> one of mine got in the herald sun
00:54:00 <Loof> i got into the local paper
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and we got money out of it as they printed the fire brigade thought at first it was arson due to a futon smouldering or some shit
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> was started by a candle accidently actually
00:55:00 <Loof> lol same
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> two housemates got back from an o/s holiday
00:55:00 <Loof> damn candles
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> left the candle going and it caught a curtain
00:55:00 <Loof> ah damn
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely I was first out but I go into complete logic mode in emergencies
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> so the fire brigade were suspect at me co-ordinating everyone and not going spaz
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf else was I supposed to do?
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> go nuts in the middle of johnston st in collingwood
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> right near the tote if you know where that pub is
00:58:00 <Bastardly_One> what an awesome "rock god" pic
00:59:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p235x350/11000472_10155253193405262_5975013820070401576_n.jpg?oh=5d56e8936fd6a9863a09d61d9e06fa39&oe=55B98C7B&__gda__=1434182018_9c26ad991a547e27df0842e19a99194a
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> *smirks at this* ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11057642_10206351981700188_2099627972196375064_n.jpg?oh=b6668e97245b4e282825c7a5a3edb17d&oe=5574652A&__gda__=1435266127_5e462148cb50af5b57cc74efb9b5c891
01:21:00 <spence> dayyyyuuuummmmmmmmm!!!
01:22:00 <spence> sup mofucker
01:22:00 <spence> so b1 ya still smoking dat dank ass
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hey fag
01:23:00 <spence> sup homo
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> nada
01:23:00 <spence> u still rocking the nosey?
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah I still smoke
01:24:00 <spence> hows ya mate pandis been?
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity must be whacking one out
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> he just timed out
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> you can ask him yourself when he comes back
01:25:00 <spence> serenity needs an arse pounding
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> so what are you up to in order to log in at this time?
01:26:00 <spence> getting high
01:26:00 <spence> got hooch of loof
01:27:00 <spence> springy shit
01:27:00 <spence> sux
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on bigpond
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> so you'd be on his ignore
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> he has the whole of bigpond on ignore
01:27:00 <spence> nah im optus
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> and half of the rest of us
01:27:00 <Loof> it's bliss
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he's not paying attention then
01:27:00 <spence> lol
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably has had you on ignore forever
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> you are an annoy shit true?
01:28:00 <spence> sup loof
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> annoying*
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> still working and whatnot?
01:29:00 <spence> yeah
01:29:00 <spence> got a new job
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah?
01:30:00 <spence> working in a whorehouse
01:30:00 <spence> great fun
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
01:30:00 <Serenity> [10:25pm] <Bastardly_One> Serenity must be whacking one out
01:30:00 <Serenity> lick my taint
01:30:00 <spence> eat my coit
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I already do
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
01:31:00 <spence> slid straight in
01:31:00 <spence> RIPPA!!!
01:31:00 <Serenity> sure did
01:31:00 <Serenity> im talented
01:31:00 <ynnoB> I would have used a candle
01:31:00 <spence> you dirty little whore you
01:32:00 <Serenity> lol
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd of enjoyed that though bonny
01:32:00 <spence> lolz
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> a lit one with hot wax even more so
01:32:00 <ynnoB> yeah and he is enjoying Serenity's finger..
01:32:00 <spence> jam your finger down my oversized japseye
01:32:00 <spence> kent
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you get used to him and eye roll after a while
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> either that or the break made me more tolerant :P
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's harmless
01:33:00 <spence> ive been very busy
01:33:00 <spence> lots of cock for cash
01:33:00 <spence> mums a dickhead
01:33:00 <Serenity> fucking ear holes itchy
01:34:00 <spence> scratch it
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that last night
01:34:00 <Loof> be thankful it's not other holes that are itchy
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm old
01:34:00 <spence> audiclean niggas
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have hair ears
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:34:00 <Serenity> nah i mean my um
01:34:00 <Serenity> tunnel
01:34:00 <Serenity> not the ear lol
01:34:00 <spence> i have an itchy arsehole
01:34:00 <spence> curumburra worms
01:34:00 <Loof> mmm tunnel
01:34:00 <spence> :(
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> thats the tears healing spence
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> tears as in rips
01:35:00 <spence> so did u remove the nosering?
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> the english languge is fucking retarded
01:35:00 <spence> no its not
01:36:00 <Loof> you got sleeping dogs b1?
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:36:00 <Loof> ah damn
01:36:00 <spence> breaking bad?
01:36:00 <Loof> it's 75% off
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> for the PS3 not PS4
01:36:00 <Loof> i just got it haven't played it yet
01:36:00 <spence> box cutter episode
01:36:00 <Loof> any good?
01:36:00 <spence> great
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't like the mechanics
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't mind it
01:37:00 <Loof> cool
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's got a strong story
01:37:00 <spence> anyone seen breaking bad?
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you personally will get frustrated with it quickly I think
01:37:00 <Loof> i knew it was at least decent and the price was right
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yes we have all seen breaking bad
01:38:00 <spence> im breaking bad
01:38:00 <spence> i just broke my hymen
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up and fall apart then
01:38:00 <spence> lolz
01:39:00 <spence> someone gimme some speed
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just dont respond to half the lame shit anymore
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> ask around
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> just to save you typing
01:39:00 <spence> as if
01:40:00 <spence> your trying to get me going bitch'
01:40:00 <spence> i know u to well homo
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I think that is 50/50
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've dealt with you enough
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I put it out there
01:40:00 <spence> its time for some more
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Bonny is a bitch
01:41:00 <spence> nah ur a lil bitch
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll zline me :P
01:41:00 <spence> 4 foot midget lol
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> joking but meh
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
01:41:00 <spence> sif
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> now you are starting to get retarded
01:41:00 <spence> hows the nosering going??
01:41:00 <spence> still gay?
01:41:00 <spence> lolz
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> good
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes
01:42:00 <spence> jk
01:42:00 <spence> i got one too
01:42:00 <spence> its a topaz
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up
01:42:00 <spence> looks really......GAY
01:42:00 <spence> ok fergie
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:43:00 <Serenity> new tapers
01:43:00 <spence> ill shuttup
01:43:00 <Serenity> ouchh
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> huzzah!
01:43:00 <spence> hey serenity
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> she interupted
01:43:00 <Serenity> i dont care
01:43:00 <spence> your a jabberwocky
01:43:00 <Serenity> ok?
01:43:00 <spence> jabber
01:44:00 <Serenity> throb throb throb
01:44:00 <spence> chanop chanop chanop
01:45:00 <ChanOP> Piss off mate
01:45:00 <spence> chanop chanop chanop
01:45:00 <Loof> lol there's a US isp who's domain is cox.net
01:45:00 <spence> lololol
01:45:00 <spence> fag
01:45:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is this golden halla?
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> aka a fucking gold deer
02:08:00 <Loof> potty training is so hard
02:12:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> good smoke
02:13:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> good coffee too
02:13:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> good beer aswell
02:15:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> hi simba
02:16:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> 6i said hello simba
02:16:00 <Loof> grind da beans
02:16:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> hi Loof
02:16:00 <Loof> hey man
02:16:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> :)
02:17:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> hows you?
02:17:00 <Loof> not bad u?
02:17:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> yep bored and coffee and insomnia with weed
02:17:00 <Loof> i'm considering weed
02:17:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> wish i could go for a walk outside
02:17:00 <Loof> not sure
02:18:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> Loof what weed do u have?
02:18:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> i have wierd seeds
02:19:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> and fucked up stem
02:20:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> 13simbanted
02:21:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> porcelain
02:21:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> 13simbanted
02:21:00 <Serenity> Maurice
02:21:00 <Maurice> YES
02:22:00 <Serenity> vagina tattoooo
02:22:00 <Maurice> I'm watching chan 22, Jen An on Fallon
02:22:00 <Maurice> You what
02:22:00 <Serenity> 7mate
02:22:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> i hate jen ann
02:22:00 <Maurice> That was like I read your mind
02:22:00 <Serenity> lol
02:22:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares about your opinion
02:22:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> simba
02:22:00 <Maurice> That Mohawk dude was just on tattoo nightmares miami
02:23:00 <Serenity> phoenix shooting fire out of a vagina
02:23:00 <Maurice> Fucking weirdos
02:23:00 <Serenity> lol
02:24:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> \>>. \>>. \>>.+ .00.00.01
02:25:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> NP Ghost -VNV NATION
02:25:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> \>>. \>>. \>>.+ .00.00.01 weeed simba come back Loof
02:25:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> anyone got coffee?
02:26:00 <Maurice> Serenity, quick 22
02:26:00 <Maurice> Lip flip
02:27:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> hi zaim
02:27:00 <Serenity> loooool
02:27:00 <Maurice> I've lost it
02:27:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> keep it together man
02:28:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
02:28:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:28:00 <Maurice> ROFL @ them
02:28:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> coffee bean$
02:28:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> milK
02:28:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> bv
02:28:00 <Serenity> i love him
02:28:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> vb
02:29:00 <Maurice> They would make an awesome couple
02:29:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> i love vb
02:29:00 <Maurice> After me and him
02:29:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> (__)
02:30:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> 88
02:30:00 <Maurice> This chick on ink master
02:31:00 <Serenity> annoyingg
02:31:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> k7had orange herion?
02:32:00 <Serenity> id punch her
02:32:00 <Maurice> I want to do more than punch her
02:32:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> haha
02:33:00 <Maurice> Could park a bike in her arse crack
02:33:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> why so violent?
02:33:00 <Serenity> loool
02:33:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> no one can really piss ya off that much
02:34:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> kk5pink ballons
02:34:00 <\Romeo-Alienated^_|\`> kk53pink ballons
02:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> double blinks!
02:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
02:35:00 <Serenity> lol hai
02:35:00 <AzzA> :O
02:35:00 <AzzA> wasssup whorebags!!
02:36:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
02:36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's awake
02:36:00 <AzzA> who's awake?
02:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you
02:36:00 <AzzA> ?
02:36:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01, everyone else shared boob pics, it's your turn now
02:36:00 <Maurice> Get moving
02:36:00 <AzzA> i didnt go to sleep
02:36:00 <AzzA> i went to darts
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> figure of speech in this case
02:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's too cold…..
02:37:00 <Serenity> even better
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> one hundred and eighty!
02:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah tit for tat
02:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm trying to buy clothes on asos duh *hair flicks*
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
02:38:00 <Serenity> i shared a pic of my boobs and popcorn today
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah… one day
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> besides you bitches don't have cocks
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> grow one, and i might share boob pics!
02:39:00 <Maurice> Lol that vag tatt
02:40:00 <Serenity> its not even her vag!
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.asos.com/au//pgeproduct.aspx?iid=4640548&CTAref=We+Recommend_1
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK ASOS! WHAT THE FUCK!
02:40:00 <Serenity> kate if i had a cock id show it to you every day <3
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> too kind!
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't dress my senile grandma in those trackies!
02:40:00 <AzzA> great idea....terrible colours kate
02:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd
02:42:00 <Maurice> Ok I googled, now I know who won
02:42:00 <Serenity> sarah wins
02:42:00 <Serenity> i think
02:43:00 <Maurice> Nope, dude in the stripes
02:43:00 <Maurice> I think she came 2nd
02:43:00 <Serenity> ahhh
02:43:00 <Serenity> i just remember her cause in the final shes lost a lot of weight
02:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> who?
02:49:00 <Serenity> chick on tattoo wars'
02:49:00 <Serenity> sorry ink master
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i really need to go to fucking bed
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> like possibly 2 - 3 hours ag
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> o
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOWEVER
02:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll procrastinate about that...
02:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
02:50:00 <Serenity> lol
02:50:00 <\undone> so stoned
02:51:00 <\undone> might make a cuppa
02:51:00 <\undone> liquid swords
02:52:00 <\undone> why do i fight?
02:52:00 <\undone> why do i love?
02:55:00 <\undone> triangulate/_\
03:01:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
03:02:00 <\undone> and mary?
03:02:00 <\undone> mini jesus
03:03:00 <\undone> micro jesus
03:03:00 <\undone> jewish jesus
03:04:00 <\undone> jesus b.c.
03:04:00 <\undone> jewsish b.c.
03:04:00 <\undone> triangulate/_\
03:06:00 <\undone> jesus jelly
03:06:00 <\undone> jewish jelly
03:06:00 <\undone> jolly
03:06:00 <\undone> Jolie
03:07:00 <\undone> Julie
03:08:00 <\undone> kkkk
03:09:00 <\undone> 10.00.00.00.00.00.01
03:11:00 <\undone> bloody good coffee
03:14:00 <\undone> triangulate/_\333
03:15:00 <\undone> Hi bastardlyone
03:19:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
03:20:00 <\undone> yes
03:20:00 <\undone> mmmm
03:26:00 <reefermadness> goodnight
03:26:00 <reefermadness> -
03:26:00 <reefermadness> ...
03:26:00 <reefermadness> zzz
03:27:00 <reefermadness> 888 bars 777 casinos
03:28:00 <reefermadness> 420 truths
03:28:00 <reefermadness> h20 420
03:30:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God that guy
03:30:00 <ynnoB> who was that? lol
03:32:00 <Bastardly_One> that romeo guy
03:32:00 <Bastardly_One> or alienated
03:33:00 <ynnoB> gawd lol
03:36:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
03:46:00 <Maurice> He's a mega nonce
03:46:00 <Bonny> lol
03:46:00 <Bonny> what's a nonce?
03:47:00 <Maurice> A dickbag, basically
03:48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:48:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard that expression?
03:53:00 <Maurice> Nope, never
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> not you ... you said it
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny clearly hasn't though
03:56:00 <Maurice> Well der
03:56:00 <Maurice> Lrn 2 sarcasm
03:57:00 <Bonny> here's trouble lol
04:02:00 <Maurice> I was always here..
04:02:00 <Bonny> lol
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
04:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was Thurs
04:15:00 <Bonny> night all
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> night
04:17:00 <Maurice> Doodle isn't here to remind me it's bin night
04:38:00 <Shadowgate> someone type at 4am lol it would be funny
05:11:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
05:12:00 <Loof> yep
05:12:00 <Loof> that time of the morning
05:12:00 <Loof> boredom kicks in
05:12:00 <Loof> :(
05:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I want your wife to call
05:16:00 <Bastardly_One> you think i need punch in face?
05:16:00 <Bastardly_One> YES!
05:17:00 <Loof> lol
05:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just put more food on
05:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and not sure if I'm hungry or just bored
11:29:00 <slinky_J> `topic <beehhh> im going to mongolia to herd sheeps if possible <beehhh> this world is full of beautiful ladyboys <beehhh> i told tony im going to settle in his hometown england earlier today
11:33:00 <milk> I'm going to join a pirate outfit
11:54:00 <Serenity> god ben cousins looks like shit
12:05:00 <milk> I got eunuchs trying to bankrupt me so they can take me to court
12:06:00 <milk> hostile takeover
12:18:00 <slinky_J> tastez like cum
12:29:00 <slinky_J> is windows 10 out?
14:14:00 <slinky_J> and stay out!
14:14:00 <slinky_J> heh
14:14:00 <slinky_J> vagina
15:20:00 <coffee> :)))
15:21:00 <coffee> the cats in the bag
15:21:00 <coffee> i rule
15:22:00 <coffee> silly
15:22:00 <coffee> ner d gurl
15:24:00 <coffee> fricken priest
15:24:00 <coffee> trying make phone calls
15:25:00 <coffee> lol @ u
15:26:00 <coffee> door shut itself
15:26:00 <coffee> or was it my mind
15:26:00 <coffee> its fair shut now
15:26:00 <coffee> i didnt touch it
15:31:00 <budha> lols
15:31:00 <budha> giving a scum ass wog
15:31:00 <budha> u should know better
15:32:00 <budha> u getting shit from here on out
15:32:00 <budha> theres wogds
15:32:00 <budha> then there is australians
15:33:00 <budha> wogds
15:33:00 <budha> wog dogs
15:33:00 <budha> u want non thinking
15:33:00 <budha> dipshits
15:33:00 <budha> do u as grandkids
15:35:00 <budha> you fucked up
15:35:00 <budha> now fix it
15:36:00 <budha> convict till i die
15:36:00 <budha> the real aussies
15:36:00 <budha> off the first fleet
15:36:00 <budha> but nah
15:36:00 <budha> this is scum room
15:36:00 <budha> u call it chat
15:37:00 <budha> dirty stinking no hopers
15:38:00 <budha> oh i dropped out of school at 6
15:38:00 <budha> 16
15:38:00 <budha> u owe me world
15:38:00 <budha> nothing i do is my fault
15:38:00 <budha> fuck i am most ppl
15:38:00 <budha> until
15:38:00 <psYbR> ^ loser
15:38:00 <budha> u de
15:39:00 <budha> psYbR i will kill u
15:39:00 <budha> start retard
15:39:00 <psYbR> go me
15:39:00 <budha> what u want
15:39:00 <budha> testicaul cancer
15:39:00 <budha> or what
15:39:00 <budha> fucken dirty wog cunt
15:43:00 <budha> psYbR go back ya own country
15:44:00 <budha> fricken cant get his own kind
15:45:00 <budha> i hate racist as much as wogs
15:45:00 <budha> psYbR the dirty wog fuck
15:46:00 <budha> go back ya own country psYbR
15:48:00 <psYbR> lol k
15:49:00 <psYbR> enjoy sucking your own dick
15:50:00 <budha> enjoy dieing by my thoughts
15:50:00 <budha> u fuck off
15:50:00 <budha> or u die
15:50:00 <budha> cya
15:51:00 <psYbR> :)
15:56:00 <slinky_J> so psYbR
15:56:00 <slinky_J> u still havin a kid
15:56:00 <slinky_J> ?
15:56:00 <slinky_J> bet that chick is being a cunt to you bro
15:56:00 <slinky_J> they always do that.
15:57:00 <psYbR> no? took her to the clinic ages ago
15:57:00 <psYbR> done and gone
15:57:00 <slinky_J> WOOOOO
15:57:00 <slinky_J> ^5
15:57:00 <slinky_J> now never go near her again
15:57:00 <slinky_J> shes stank butt jeans yuck
15:57:00 <psYbR> she's alright. was giving her a bit of a hard time but we're talking again
15:57:00 <slinky_J> obvs
15:57:00 <psYbR> haha
15:57:00 <slinky_J> lolz
15:57:00 <slinky_J> well least if ur okay
15:57:00 <slinky_J> i mean both of u uno
15:57:00 <slinky_J> so now no more bs on irc?
15:58:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
15:58:00 <slinky_J> u 2 prob end up gettin married ffs
15:58:00 <Floss> bleep bloop
15:58:00 <slinky_J> ;)
15:58:00 <slinky_J> hows the writing goin anyway psYbR?
15:58:00 <psYbR> lol probs plenty more bs to come on IRC
15:58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
15:58:00 <slinky_J> okay
15:58:00 <slinky_J> haha
15:58:00 <psYbR> havent touched it in a while, but I'm taking my book in a different direction
15:58:00 <slinky_J> yeah?
15:58:00 <slinky_J> pm me that stuff uno
15:58:00 <Dugnuts> towards the bin?
15:59:00 <slinky_J> about what you're doing
15:59:00 <slinky_J> I'm not writing atm
15:59:00 <slinky_J> be good
15:59:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
15:59:00 <Floss> whats it about
15:59:00 <psYbR> sci fi..
15:59:00 <slinky_J> An alien ate an easter egg
15:59:00 <slinky_J> from Cadbury
15:59:00 <psYbR> just whatever I feel like writing, whatever is interesting to write
15:59:00 <slinky_J> and turned into a CADBURGERBUNNY!
15:59:00 <Floss> mmk
16:00:00 <psYbR> i feel like what I write makes me look like an autistic minecraft player :/
16:01:00 <slinky_J> same
16:01:00 <slinky_J> I mean
16:01:00 <slinky_J> oi
16:01:00 <slinky_J> did you buy that book?
16:01:00 <slinky_J> element of style?
16:01:00 <slinky_J> or dl it?
16:01:00 <psYbR> i downloaded it :3
16:01:00 <slinky_J> wicked
16:01:00 <psYbR> havent read it though...
16:01:00 <slinky_J> ah man!
16:02:00 <psYbR> i'm in the middle of like 4 other books
16:02:00 <slinky_J> next time u got spare
16:02:00 <psYbR> one is a cisco IOS handbook :X
16:02:00 <slinky_J> well its not a book
16:02:00 <slinky_J> dude
16:02:00 <slinky_J> fuck that
16:02:00 <psYbR> ikr, i need to learn it though
16:02:00 <slinky_J> this is the writers bible
16:02:00 <slinky_J> ;)
16:02:00 <slinky_J> check it out
16:02:00 <Floss> did you guys hear about the elvis thing?
16:02:00 <slinky_J> even horror writer steven whats his face relies on it
16:02:00 <Floss> 2 different people have asked me about it i havent heard about it
16:03:00 <slinky_J> steven king haha
16:03:00 <slinky_J> i dunno and fuck elvis
16:03:00 <slinky_J> beer time
16:03:00 <Floss> someone found a homeless guy who has something like 98% dna to elvis or something
16:03:00 <psYbR> lol
16:03:00 <Floss> basically they are saying he is elvis
16:03:00 <psYbR> but can he sing
16:04:00 <slinky_J> lols
16:04:00 <slinky_J> like bushy bill claiming to be billy the kid
16:04:00 <psYbR> a little less conversation a little more action!
16:04:00 <slinky_J> fkn gay news
16:04:00 <slinky_J> lolz
16:05:00 <psYbR> 4:04 - time not found
16:08:00 <christopher> did ya grandad
16:08:00 <christopher> fight in the war
16:08:00 <christopher> for australia
16:09:00 <christopher> but na choose a dirty wog
16:09:00 <h8sdirtywogs> sup
16:10:00 <psYbR> why are you so gay?
16:10:00 <psYbR> just curious
16:10:00 <h8sdirtywogs> cause thats only insult u have
16:10:00 <psYbR> well said
16:10:00 <psYbR> wasn't that well said slinky_J
16:10:00 <h8sdirtywogs> fuck of fuck witt
16:11:00 <h8sdirtywogs> thats hair of dog
16:11:00 <h8sdirtywogs> fuck of fuck witt
16:11:00 <doctor> chris, what's wrong?
16:11:00 <h8sdirtywogs> u wanta start
16:11:00 <psYbR> lol :)
16:11:00 <psYbR> u mad?
16:11:00 <h8sdirtywogs> u ruined some ones chance of having kids
16:11:00 <Floss> U MAD BRO
16:11:00 <h8sdirtywogs> yes i am mad
16:12:00 <Floss> DO U LIFT BRO
16:12:00 <h8sdirtywogs> do u wanta die bro
16:12:00 <Floss> sure
16:12:00 <doctor> you just got dealt a bad hand chris, it's nobodies fault. your only chance is to get back in the game
16:12:00 <h8sdirtywogs> nah the bitch comes
16:13:00 <h8sdirtywogs> sucks my dick
16:13:00 <h8sdirtywogs> i fuck her
16:13:00 <doctor> otherwise you'll be stuck here in the same cycle until you die
16:13:00 <h8sdirtywogs> its all forgotten
16:13:00 <Floss> lol thats terrible
16:13:00 <h8sdirtywogs> u choose dirty wogs
16:13:00 <h8sdirtywogs> doctor?
16:13:00 <psYbR> <h8sdirtywogs> u ruined some ones chance of having kids
16:13:00 <Floss> i do all that with my fiance but then afterwards we play playstation or go fishing
16:13:00 <psYbR> LOL are you STILL banging on about that?
16:13:00 <doctor> i don't know what you mean by that
16:13:00 <Floss> cause we are BROS BRO
16:13:00 <psYbR> she didn't want them any more than I did you drillbit
16:13:00 <doctor> fishing, playstation and sex
16:14:00 <h8sdirtywogs> psYbR fuck out of here or you are dead in 5 days
16:14:00 <doctor> sex bongs games and fish
16:14:00 <h8sdirtywogs> like chris noble
16:14:00 <psYbR> LOL 5 days? why 5 days?
16:14:00 <h8sdirtywogs> blew up in
16:14:00 <h8sdirtywogs> place
16:14:00 <h8sdirtywogs> dont start
16:14:00 <doctor> chris, go have a rest
16:14:00 <psYbR> h8sdirtywogs, just calm your damn tits and stop having a crack at me
16:14:00 <Floss> lol
16:14:00 <h8sdirtywogs> nah that slut comes here now
16:14:00 <doctor> you're just going to end up making yourself feel worse
16:14:00 <Floss> nap time at the home
16:15:00 <psYbR> no slut goes anywhere near you chris
16:15:00 <Floss> im sorry what slut is this
16:15:00 <doctor> some girl from 10 years a go
16:15:00 <h8sdirtywogs> if u like psYbR u a slut
16:15:00 <Floss> lol
16:15:00 <psYbR> hahahahahaha what a dud
16:15:00 <Floss> he is a rectal itch
16:15:00 <doctor> he's sober and having another one of his 'episodes' it seems
16:16:00 <Floss> sad
16:16:00 <doctor> yeah, it is
16:16:00 <Floss> that seems to be common here
16:16:00 <Floss> aka pieter
16:16:00 <psYbR> i can't imagine how someone can be so drugfucked
16:17:00 <doctor> this place seems to attract those types
16:17:00 <doctor> he's a schizo
16:18:00 <psYbR> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
16:18:00 <doctor> tehe
16:18:00 <Floss> lol
16:18:00 <Floss> looks like that fat computer guy pic
16:18:00 <psYbR> ( ≖‿≖)
16:19:00 <Floss> derpy toddler
16:19:00 <doctor> fat asian who just had something to eat
16:19:00 <psYbR> haha
16:19:00 <Floss> hey have you guys heard of aboriginal people shitting themselves when they get excited?
16:20:00 <Floss> my father in law told me last night
16:20:00 <Floss> its like an animalistic thing they cant help it
16:21:00 <Serenity> oh damn i missed banning chris
16:21:00 <doctor> i've seen a few defecate at bus stops or on the side of highways but I'm not sure if it was due to excitement
16:22:00 <Floss> he said apparently when theyre about to do something like rob a bunch of houses they just shit all over the place
16:22:00 <Serenity> .
16:22:00 <Floss> i know i cant find anything on google so i wanted to ask you guys if youve heard of it
16:22:00 <doctor> yuk, and abbott wants to move them into the cities by cutting their rural funding
16:22:00 <Serenity> floss are you trolling
16:23:00 <Floss> no i swear im not
16:23:00 <Floss> i was told last night and someone else at the table confirmed it
16:23:00 <Serenity> because thats honestly the dumbest thing ive ever read lol
16:23:00 <Floss> im like.... what
16:23:00 <Serenity> do you shit yourself when you get excited?
16:23:00 <Floss> lol no they were saying it happens to aboriginal people
16:23:00 <doctor> sometimes i wee a little
16:23:00 <Serenity> thats ridiculous
16:24:00 <Serenity> even entertaining the fact it might be slightly true is silly
16:24:00 <doctor> if it happens it's probably cause they've been drinking
16:24:00 <doctor> and just too lazy to go to the toilet. that could apply to anyone really
16:25:00 <Floss> lol yeah im thinking if they do it its more because some people are just disgusting animals
16:25:00 <doctor> yeah that's more likely it
16:25:00 <Floss> these ppl were builders and tradesmen, they have had to go thru houses and just seen shit all over the house
16:25:00 <Floss> and it was always only in aboriginal family type houses
16:28:00 <doctor> maybe there's some ceremonial initiation before a family enters a home that is forbidden by law, or maybe some people are just arseholes
16:32:00 <doctor> Theron Beerbane
16:32:00 <TheRon> cheers
16:33:00 <TheRon> well i'm back in black cause i'm back in black
16:33:00 <psYbR> maybe the filthy coons are just animals and, like animals, they shit in places that are not civilised
16:34:00 <TheRon> raccoons??
16:38:00 <Floss> lol
16:38:00 <doctor> yeah many are probably more suited for the nomadic way of life it's just unfortunate that it's all forgotten to them
16:38:00 <milk> yeah there was a garbo in this community of 200 people getting paid 160K, didnt bother collecting it though
16:38:00 <doctor> and if they did return to that way of life, they'd probably just get killed by angry farmers or something
16:38:00 <doctor> lol milk
16:39:00 <milk> mining game is up
16:39:00 <milk> no money for the bills
16:39:00 <doctor> yeah, all the money blown as well
16:39:00 <milk> I know the eastern states want more skyscrapers
16:39:00 <doctor> stupid pet projects of barnett
16:39:00 <doctor> that too
16:40:00 <milk> and we just had to pay because of federation and everything, but no money coming in
16:40:00 <milk> china stopped paying
16:40:00 <milk> they kept ordering, but stopped paying
16:40:00 <doctor> just do what everyone else is doing: go on the dole and call for the beheading of abbott
16:41:00 <doctor> yeah they all do that, not just the chinese
16:41:00 <milk> so we were sendingthem ore to keep all the lackeys employed, but they just werent paying anymore
16:41:00 <milk> every coke addict son or daughter from the eastern states got the clean up tour
16:42:00 <doctor> theres an unwritten rule in the industry that you only pay your invoices when you've already made your money back + more
16:42:00 <milk> none of em ever did any work
16:42:00 <milk> we were ordered to by the eastern states
16:42:00 <milk> such a good thing going, they didnt want it to end
16:43:00 <milk> now about 50% of this city is unemployed
16:44:00 <Floss> milk are you out of work?
16:44:00 <Floss> are you fifo?
16:44:00 <milk> and were being told to find new markets because all them over the other side were having a great time being filthy rich
16:44:00 <dole> Can I have a D
16:45:00 <milk> I'm owed about $800 million by the federal government, but they will never pay
16:45:00 <dole> lol
16:45:00 <milk> most of it is legal stuff
16:45:00 <dole> you should change your nick to drugs
16:45:00 <Floss> milk, eggs, drugs
16:45:00 <milk> but they waived it in order to maintain sovereignty
16:46:00 <dole> stby
16:46:00 <milk> so were looking at about 30% population reduction in the next few years due to the aboriginal attacks
16:46:00 <dole> okay
16:46:00 <dole> got any good ones?
16:46:00 <milk> we had our super hornets revoked
16:47:00 <dole> you read the news right?
16:47:00 <milk> fuck off junkie
16:47:00 <dole> rofl
16:47:00 <dole> anyway, so the news.... fun?
16:47:00 <Floss> milk what sort of work do you do
16:48:00 <dole> hey guys i'm not that bad
16:48:00 <milk> dole are you a colonel?
16:49:00 <dole> not sure mate
16:49:00 <dole> i just farken rocked up here ayye
16:49:00 <milk> cos I'll cut your dick off if your going to point and growl "get back in line", cos you cunts run away
16:49:00 <dole> okay
16:49:00 <Floss> lol what the hell
16:49:00 <dole> minor autistic spatter on your behalf there....
16:50:00 <dole> we all better now?
16:51:00 <dole> yup yup
16:51:00 <milk> hey dole?
16:51:00 <dole> hey joe.... what you doin' with that gun in your hand
16:51:00 <milk> mouthy boong alert
16:51:00 <dole> that's a bit racist mate!
16:51:00 <milk> hows Chris Gayle mate?
16:52:00 <dole> is that some news reporter or something?
16:52:00 <dole> you'll have to excuse me, i don't watch tv
16:52:00 <milk> I cut his dick off when he came near me
16:52:00 <TheRon> doctor, pulp - disco 2000
16:52:00 <dole> you like this whole cutting off the penis thing hey?
16:52:00 <milk> he spent years being a mouthy boong on tv
16:52:00 <dole> ahk man
16:52:00 <Floss> time for a shower i think
16:52:00 <milk> so I chopped him
16:53:00 <dole> well fair enough as I said....
16:53:00 <dole> so what the fuck are you on anyway?
16:53:00 <dole> it aint doing much in your favour...sd.....sdfji90394036j34ter0
16:54:00 <Floss> my laptop charger had just decided to stop working
16:54:00 <dole> kick it
16:54:00 <dole> mate.
16:54:00 <milk> it was pretty funny
16:54:00 <dole> i am trained professional in troubleshooting consumer electronics
16:54:00 <dole> smack it
16:55:00 <milk> he chickened out of the big fight he'd been threatening for all those years
16:55:00 <Floss> its the part that goes in to the computer
16:55:00 <dole> okay
16:55:00 <dole> stick it in
16:55:00 <dole> or something
16:55:00 <Floss> thanks
16:55:00 <dole> no worries pal
16:55:00 <dole> i'm here to help
16:56:00 <milk> I got a new psychiatrist
16:56:00 <milk> Dr Tyra Pinto
16:56:00 <milk> they all want me to fuck her so you guys got some play
16:56:00 <Floss> right
16:57:00 <milk> but I'll prolly just knife her
16:57:00 <dole> ok.
16:57:00 <dole> but what if i don't want fuck
16:57:00 <milk> whats the point of slotting in a woman then?
16:57:00 <dole> uh
16:57:00 <Floss> what the actual fuck
16:58:00 <dole> o.O not sure what you wanna know
16:58:00 <TheRon> yeah yeah slots slots!!
16:58:00 <dole> wheres simber and ashisha>
16:58:00 <milk> why not get a big ole rugby player to be my psychiatrist?
16:58:00 <TheRon> beavis and butthead
16:58:00 <dole> can somebody assist me in my inquiry
16:58:00 <dole> milk you're insane mate
16:58:00 <doctor> nice 1 ron
16:59:00 <TheRon> cause i'm mr brightside
16:59:00 <psYbR> comin out of my cage ive been doin just fine
16:59:00 <dole> play the music
17:00:00 <doctor> dole you seem familiar
17:00:00 <psYbR> started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss
17:00:00 <doctor> killers
17:00:00 <doctor> i like them which is odd as they're not the band i usually like
17:00:00 <psYbR> yeah i dunno they seem like something chicks would mostly like, which they do, but i still dont mind them
17:01:00 <Floss> meh
17:01:00 <dole> doctor mate
17:01:00 <dole> you got the fucken meds
17:01:00 <dole> they all know of me
17:01:00 <dole> well he's fucked
17:01:00 <doctor> yeah plenty
17:01:00 <dole> mmm
17:01:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - let's spend the night together
17:01:00 <doctor> they make you sick - the way i like it
17:01:00 <dole> okay
17:02:00 <milk> so we put dole in the pro-injection camp?
17:02:00 <dole> what's that mean mate
17:02:00 <milk> * dole administers the prescription drugs
17:03:00 <dole> okay
17:03:00 <dole> so is there a registered version of this server
17:03:00 <dole> where more people chat?
17:03:00 <dole> >>
17:03:00 <milk> are you a sand nigger dole?
17:03:00 <doctor> nah, this is a lock up for the mentally ill
17:03:00 <dole> is this the fucken dial up version
17:03:00 <Floss> lol what
17:03:00 <Floss> good grief
17:03:00 <dole> or the broadband version>!>
17:03:00 <dole> fucken hell mate
17:03:00 <doctor> cheaper to keep them here then to lock them up and pay for them until they die
17:04:00 <dole> all i hear is f this and n this and that
17:04:00 <dole> so racist here
17:04:00 <dole> if i was a black man i would have to bleach
17:04:00 <TheRon> but but but you're bleck
17:04:00 <dole> i dunno mate
17:04:00 <dole> that be more problem hey
17:04:00 <doctor> no racism allowed here mate
17:04:00 <dole> yeah muscles
17:05:00 <doctor> its okay to have a go at the animals though
17:05:00 <dole> fucken hell snoopy i don't want your life story
17:05:00 <doctor> just not us cultured folk regardless of skin tone
17:05:00 <dole> orright mate
17:06:00 <dole> should i get something done today?
17:06:00 <doctor> nah just get an animal to do it
17:06:00 <milk> cant wait till footy season
17:06:00 <TheRon> footy is on tonight
17:06:00 <milk> that come around quick
17:07:00 <dole> futty
17:07:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
17:07:00 <dole> is that where they smoke ice?
17:07:00 <TheRon> is that the correct use of that joke?
17:07:00 <dole> mate
17:07:00 <dole> where the fuck is toll
17:07:00 <dole> i need my package
17:08:00 <milk> tent faggots anonymous?
17:08:00 <dole> wat
17:08:00 <dole> i don't even know how to answer this
17:08:00 <TheRon> i'm shipping up to boston whoa oh oh
17:08:00 <dole> whippies
17:09:00 <dole> i have the concern mate
17:09:00 <TheRon> i swear i'm part irish
17:09:00 <dole> you guys are farken insane
17:09:00 <TheRon> it would explain so much
17:09:00 <milk> "... I been a tent faggot for 3 days now, I been trying to quit. I just can't stop, when I see a white man's clothing I have to unpick it and slice off a bit of seam then restitch it..."
17:09:00 <dole> please
17:10:00 <dole> tells ya farken what mate
17:10:00 <dole> i put the oven on right.
17:11:00 <dole> that's all i got
17:11:00 <TheRon> hello to ma farken, pa farken and the whole farken family
17:12:00 <milk> US Shooting
17:12:00 <milk> breaking news
17:13:00 <TheRon> what can you do?
17:14:00 <TheRon> anyone for some cajun chicken?
17:14:00 <Floss> turns out the elvis thing was a fake AWW NO WAY
17:16:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is have some fun
17:16:00 <milk> is shooting police officers racist?
17:17:00 <TheRon> were they black?
17:18:00 <milk> doesnt say
17:19:00 <milk> well i guess they were wearing black and black people own the copyright on that colour so I guess not
17:20:00 <TheRon> they've made it so i can't dress up as a black kestrel on kareoke night
17:22:00 <TheRon> how about those knicks?
17:25:00 <milk> might put the air conned on
17:26:00 <simba> zigzagoon
17:26:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
17:27:00 <simba> whats he gonna do 4 u
17:28:00 <Floss> how do i take background colour away from behind text in word
17:28:00 <milk> rtfm
17:28:00 <Floss> nvm fixed it
17:28:00 <simba> u rock Floss
17:28:00 <simba> u can do anything u set ur mind 2
17:30:00 <milk> is it positive day?
17:31:00 <Floss> lol
17:31:00 <Floss> i cant lift a car :/
17:32:00 <simba> u could if u wanted to
17:32:00 <Floss> toy car maybe
17:32:00 <simba> dont settle urself short
17:32:00 <doctor> you wouldn't lift a boat
17:33:00 <Floss> you wouldnt lift a camel
17:33:00 <Floss> you wouldnt lift a house
17:33:00 <Floss> LIFTING DVDS IS WRONG
17:33:00 <doctor> lol
17:36:00 <simba> lol
17:38:00 <simba> they keep putting these doomsday articles out about piracy down under
17:38:00 <simba> were probably gonna get owned sometime this year
17:38:00 <simba> its already getting tougher to steal shit
17:38:00 <simba> we just wanna steal shit
17:39:00 <doctor> they'll never stop it
17:40:00 <doctor> they can try but they're just being blindly optimistic
17:41:00 <Floss> plz stop stealing music, britney spears had to lease out one of her mansions in hawaii...just stop plz k thx
17:42:00 <simba> leave britney alone!!!!!!!!!
17:42:00 <doctor> it my life do wot i wanna do
17:43:00 <Floss> i must say i feel a lot better here now waix is gone
17:43:00 <doctor> safer?
17:43:00 <Dugnuts> ?
17:44:00 <Floss> just feels less abusive
17:44:00 <Dugnuts> perth people are dicks huh?
17:44:00 <Floss> that one i would say deffo
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> i see
17:46:00 <simba> sibling rivalry
17:46:00 <slinky_J> grrrr
17:46:00 <slinky_J> eb games both stores
17:47:00 <slinky_J> only got ONE copy of remastered devil may cry
17:47:00 <slinky_J> and both sold
17:47:00 <slinky_J> :)
17:47:00 <slinky_J> :( even
17:48:00 <simba> u gotta be on that shit now
17:49:00 <TheRon> weed?
17:49:00 <simba> that 2
17:49:00 <simba> TheWeed
17:49:00 <slinky_J> i buyin Dying Light
17:49:00 <TheRon> 520?
17:49:00 <slinky_J> which suckz coz puttin money down on ps4
17:49:00 <slinky_J> the 4 games one of em is dying light lolz
17:49:00 <simba> is that about a light that is dying
17:50:00 <Floss> rofl
17:50:00 <TheRon> grilled cajun chicken anyone?
17:50:00 <slinky_J> lolz
17:50:00 <slinky_J> its a zombie game
17:50:00 <slinky_J> it was sposed to be like part 3 of dead island or some zombie shit
17:51:00 <slinky_J> but midway they decided to change it n bring it onto the next gen consoles
17:51:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11039402_10204035976675832_1900858966_n.jpg?oh=1c0cb7474c5a3b2051e04a7ebd9e71be&oe=5502DBCC&__gda__=1426253085_4b3d64b81d7ef52760c2e18d31a1bb19
17:51:00 <slinky_J> lel
17:52:00 <Floss> hahaha
17:53:00 <Floss> goddamit my internets is still to slow
17:53:00 <TheRon> all mr abbotts fault
17:55:00 <Floss> we cant get decent internet here so all we are allocated per month is 10 fricken gig
17:55:00 <Floss> daggnabbit!
17:56:00 <TheRon> seal - kiss from a rose
17:58:00 <zaim> TheRon, choon.
17:58:00 <TheRon> whats a choon?
17:58:00 <TheRon> good thing?
17:58:00 <zaim> tune
17:59:00 <TheRon> good?
17:59:00 <zaim> yes
17:59:00 <zaim> lol
17:59:00 <TheRon> i don't know this fandangled new language
18:00:00 <slinky_J> fucken net
18:00:00 <slinky_J> fkn every electronic thing besides vibes ;)
18:00:00 <TheRon> i understood snoop dog more when he was saying fo shizzle
18:00:00 <Floss> fo rizzle mah nizzle!
18:00:00 <Floss> CHURCH
18:00:00 <TheRon> nooch!
18:02:00 <TheRon> i am an island, some suckers cross
18:03:00 <TheRon> richard clapton is underrated
18:06:00 <TheRon> if this our last goodbye.......
18:06:00 <simba> richard who
18:06:00 <simba> who clapton
18:06:00 <simba> who who
18:06:00 <TheRon> oh please
18:06:00 <simba> is that erics old man
18:06:00 <TheRon> no
18:07:00 <TheRon> aussie music royaly
18:07:00 <simba> he looks like daryl somers
18:07:00 <simba> pay that one ump
18:07:00 <TheRon> did daryl wear sunnies?
18:08:00 <simba> he nicked red symons glasses once
18:08:00 <simba> red never saw clearly again
18:08:00 <TheRon> tzatki goes with anything tight?
18:08:00 <simba> makes anything tight looser
18:09:00 <TheRon> that greek yoghurt stuff
18:09:00 <faux> Tzatki lol
18:09:00 <faux> gud speel
18:09:00 <simba> oh ive heard of it
18:09:00 <TheRon> spelling isn't really my forte
18:09:00 <TheRon> tatziki?
18:10:00 <TheRon> she up for anything?
18:11:00 <TheRon> aussie dollar at 2011 levels
18:11:00 <TheRon> the japanese are gonna invade again
18:12:00 <simba> good
18:12:00 <simba> i love sushi
18:12:00 <simba> and anime
18:12:00 <simba> bring on the revolution
18:13:00 <TheRon> i had someone say all the male authority figures in anime are all perverts
18:13:00 <TheRon> i've never seen anime
18:14:00 <simba> its like our cartoons but with more monsters invading and wiping out the city in the first 10 minutes
18:14:00 <TheRon> and the sick sex stuff??
18:14:00 <simba> thats hentai
18:14:00 <simba> you gotta ask TheRiddler about that
18:14:00 <TheRon> whats the diff?
18:15:00 <simba> thats just anime porn
18:15:00 <TheRon> people get off on cartoons
18:15:00 <TheRon> ?
18:15:00 <simba> even comic book forms of it
18:16:00 <simba> those japs know how 2 fantasise
18:16:00 <simba> size
18:16:00 <simba> fanta size
18:16:00 <faux> Fanta sea
18:19:00 <simba> u r my fantasy
22:43:00 <Picard> i love how u pathetic cunts are so obsessed with me you think the shit u dream up is true
22:43:00 <Picard> partgay and TokeninDaRing should just meet and fuck, u are both sexually frustrated
22:44:00 <slinky_J> ol psYbR
22:44:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:44:00 <slinky_J> best pic of the year!
22:44:00 <psYbR> ololol
22:44:00 <slinky_J> rofl!
22:44:00 <psYbR> er, which one?
22:44:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10689494_10153627218977995_4385229235056784089_n.jpg?oh=25a5974359a426191b3b9a3aa9d2d8a5&oe=557BAAD9&__gda__=1433816783_1139f6a3ceef2b84ff764ae4f1c6988d
22:44:00 <slinky_J> that one
22:45:00 <slinky_J> fk those two bali nine dudes man
22:45:00 <psYbR> yeh
22:45:00 <psYbR> :D
22:45:00 <partay> hahaha Picard
22:45:00 <partay> poor Picard
22:45:00 <slinky_J> Indonesia feels so threatened by us right now the minister threatened to allow all the refugees into aus waters ol
22:45:00 <slinky_J> fkn
22:46:00 <slinky_J> Abbott and that ino PM should be lovers, they're both so out of touch with reality
22:46:00 <slinky_J> and the indo PM is in the money pocket of the last pm
22:46:00 <psYbR> hey Picard
22:46:00 <slinky_J> so he's a puppet
22:46:00 <psYbR> any relation to the starship captain?
22:47:00 <partay> both bald
22:47:00 <Picard> let those cunts die in indo
22:48:00 <psYbR> why does anyone care about them at all?
22:48:00 <psYbR> cunts were doing the wrong think, they got rekscoped
22:48:00 <Picard> no idea
22:49:00 <psYbR> serves them right for being scrublets
22:49:00 <Picard> i agree
22:52:00 <Picard> shoot the cunts
22:53:00 <partay> lol
22:53:00 <psYbR> http://zippy.gfycat.com/BleakMarriedBagworm.webm
22:54:00 <partay> psYbR thank you for that
22:54:00 <psYbR> yw
22:57:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=962154287168337
22:58:00 <psYbR> shiiet blood just LAUNCHES from her nose
22:58:00 <partay> hahaha yep
23:03:00 <nate> wish that happened to everyone looking at phones ;l
23:05:00 <slinky_J> omglob
23:05:00 <slinky_J> this red rooster shit is so fkn good
23:12:00 <partay> slinky_J eat a vegetable
23:12:00 <partay> then loof feltched his boyfriends dad
23:13:00 <Loof> stop having psybr sex with your fater psybr you brothercum addict
23:15:00 <Loof> you guys would not believe what psybr told me he did to his little sister thinking i'd be cool with that info
23:15:00 <Loof> i wont say it
23:15:00 <PRIME> hello loafo
23:15:00 <psYbR> OI Loof shush man that was between us
23:15:00 <loafo> hello PRIME
23:16:00 <Loof> psybr that video of you picking up your brothers soiled undies off the bathroom floor and sniffing them while mastrubating was pretty disturbing dude
23:17:00 <slinky_J> woah
23:17:00 <psYbR> it was hot and sensual and you know it
23:17:00 <slinky_J> are you guys just trying to be funny
23:17:00 <slinky_J> oh u r
23:17:00 <slinky_J> sif ur friends with Loof
23:17:00 <slinky_J> he's the poster child for NUTS with extra NUTS!
23:18:00 <psYbR> i dont know if he's trying to give me shit or not /shrug
23:18:00 <psYbR> he's never wronged me
23:18:00 <slinky_J> what you mean is
23:18:00 <slinky_J> you havent said any number of what's probably a million things that'd cause him to put you on ignore and then talk about how you're on ignore every time you log on and he's on
23:19:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:19:00 <psYbR> you obviously dont like him :P
23:19:00 <slinky_J> nah that'd take time out of my day
23:20:00 <slinky_J> just saying to u is all
23:20:00 <Serenity> why dont you all just rub sacks and get along
23:20:00 <slinky_J> fuck my arse with a knife sezz
23:20:00 <Loof> i tried
23:20:00 <Loof> he trolled
23:20:00 <slinky_J> trolled
23:20:00 <slinky_J> it's not trolling
23:20:00 <slinky_J> dont take it out of context, it's just being honest.
23:21:00 <slinky_J> fkn fried cunt.
23:21:00 <Serenity> troll... tuna roll
23:21:00 <slinky_J> Bieber - Bebe How u Troll Me
23:21:00 <psYbR> fff so over pot
23:21:00 <psYbR> shittest drug out
23:21:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:21:00 <slinky_J> yer dont legalize weed man
23:22:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Loof a shit parent?
23:22:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Loof a shit parent??? Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.!!
23:22:00 <psYbR> i just dont want to end up doing nothing all the time and being a hopeless stoner. they say it doesn't do that to you but it so does
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I love pot
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and welcome to ignore
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who you are
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
23:22:00 <slinky_J> lolz
23:22:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAH
23:22:00 <slinky_J> yer
23:22:00 <doctor> yeah made me a bit lazy
23:23:00 <slinky_J> you don't agree weed should be legalized?
23:23:00 <doctor> but felt good mostly until the end
23:23:00 <Loof> are you guys even parents, you never will be but that's no need to be jealous
23:23:00 <slinky_J> welcome to my ignore and skitzo rants about your mothers!
23:23:00 <doctor> maybe when i'm dying or something i might try it again
23:23:00 <psYbR> anyways im off :) night night <3
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it should be exactly like South Australia
23:23:00 <slinky_J> i want to marry beehhh and share his ladymen
23:23:00 <slinky_J> too much for a str8 guy to ask?
23:23:00 <doctor> night
23:23:00 <Serenity> night psYbR
23:23:00 <slinky_J> nite doc!
23:23:00 <slinky_J> oh nite psYbR
23:23:00 <Loof> psybr will never be a parent
23:23:00 <slinky_J> :P
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> personal is ok but trafficking amounts no
23:23:00 <slinky_J> fuck off loof
23:23:00 <Loof> i think that's funny
23:24:00 <slinky_J> you shouldnt be one.
23:24:00 <psYbR> whaddya mean Loof i'm already your daddy
23:24:00 <psYbR> OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
23:24:00 <slinky_J> i reckon loofs wife is like the asian chick on the simpsons
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe ling rang me
23:24:00 <slinky_J> thats real harsh
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and a second time too
23:24:00 <doctor> industrial era is over so may as well have a drink
23:24:00 <slinky_J> U DO DIS NOW!
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> she must be pissed
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> is ling really pissed?
23:24:00 <Loof> /clear
23:24:00 <Loof> lol
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> she must be to of rang twice
23:24:00 <slinky_J> Ling Ling you forgot your Bling Bling!
23:25:00 <slinky_J> I did clear
23:25:00 <Loof> she's denying it lol
23:25:00 <slinky_J> that was gay
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought loof rang me twice
23:25:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball should DHS be supervising Loof with his kid?
23:25:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should DHS be supervising Loof with his kid??? Most likely.!!
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> but he knows nothing about it
23:25:00 <slinky_J> i did clear again
23:25:00 <Loof> she's saying it was zac
23:25:00 <Loof> yeah right
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> so his wife rang me to rage TWICE it seems
23:25:00 <slinky_J> Loof shut up and go beat up your wife
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah zac rang my number twice
23:25:00 <Loof> lol
23:25:00 <Loof> ikr
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> and just happened to of been mine
23:25:00 <slinky_J> b1 friends with Loof again?
23:25:00 <Loof> yep lol
23:26:00 <Loof> she's mental
23:26:00 <slinky_J> u must really need friends b1
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how you define that Josh
23:26:00 <slinky_J> define what
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> the word friends
23:26:00 <slinky_J> you're talking to Loof and his family on the telephone
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm no I am not
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> she rang me clearly
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wasn't answering
23:27:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:27:00 <slinky_J> you should answer
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy at that time ... now I know it was her I wish I did
23:27:00 <slinky_J> and give her shit
23:27:00 <slinky_J> and then give loof shit he hates it
23:27:00 <Loof> lol
23:27:00 <Loof> would have been funny as
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she would of got a mouthful believe me
23:27:00 <Loof> nice :)
23:27:00 <Loof> do eet
23:27:00 <slinky_J> do it
23:28:00 <slinky_J> maybe she will frying pan smash Loof
23:28:00 <slinky_J> finish the job
23:28:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaA AHAHAHAHAHA!
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> that is fucking sad to scroll back to look at your shit Loof
23:28:00 <slinky_J> LOL
23:28:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
23:28:00 <slinky_J> i like this /clear thing
23:28:00 <slinky_J> i can forget what i just typed
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> if you go snooping and find bad shit then its your own fault for snooping
23:29:00 <slinky_J> where'd I go!
23:29:00 <slinky_J> BYE LOOF
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
23:29:00 <Acem> ßye.. slinky_J
23:29:00 <slinky_J> lolllllz
23:29:00 <slinky_J> cig time as
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> Ling must of walked past
23:29:00 <slinky_J> well now you did it b1
23:29:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've said this to his face I am pretty sure
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why I put up with certain things but I have this compulsion to help out people
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah my patience is wearing thin(ner)
23:31:00 <Serenity> http://gfycat.com/YearlyOrnateEasteuropeanshepherd
23:31:00 <Serenity> :O
23:32:00 <partay> Serenity i imagine youd would be a close 2nd to that
23:32:00 <partay> kgo
23:32:00 <Serenity> not quite
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ kgo
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the title
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> the great escape
23:33:00 <Serenity> http://gfycat.com/InformalTintedJumpingbean
23:33:00 <Serenity> :o :O
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a cute stormtropper thing under that pic
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> if the first one could swap areola with the second
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> life would be perfect
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> the first one had much nicer boobs
23:35:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/WV3xTaM.gif
23:35:00 <Serenity> boingg
23:36:00 <slinky_J> goin sleep
23:36:00 <slinky_J> wake up and annoy u guys later
23:36:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I like her hair
23:36:00 <slinky_J> Love, pandis.
23:36:00 <ashleighXtrinity> And tattoos
23:36:00 <slinky_J> goodnight Ghostface!
23:36:00 <slinky_J> ;)
23:36:00 <Serenity> same ashleighXtrinity
23:38:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/SGQnRi3.gif
23:39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I like those ones. She has attractive nipples
23:39:00 <Maurice> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/461/303/061.jpg
23:40:00 <faux> Rofl
23:41:00 <Serenity> im so jealous of these perky boobies
23:41:00 <partay> Serenity posts some tits and they all come out of the wood work
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> that last one
23:41:00 <faux> I thought it was 1:40
23:41:00 <faux> should put me glasses on
23:41:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/jxd7qBG
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> they were way perky and the nips and areola look enhanced
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm suggest that's a boob job
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a bit too perfect
23:42:00 <faux> I'm suggest
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> ing
23:42:00 <faux> lol the anticipation with that one
23:42:00 <Serenity> http://gfycat.com/WarmheartedNarrowGavial
23:42:00 <Serenity> hnnngggg
23:42:00 <faux> I was waiting for them to fall out and smash the floor
23:43:00 <faux> Those are gross
23:43:00 <Serenity> how dare you
23:43:00 <faux> elongated sacs of puddibg
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> this isn't tits
23:43:00 <partay> bangs of sand
23:43:00 <partay> -n
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> but how disturbing is this
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11050821_803454383065008_3339983316685894593_n.jpg?oh=7b88f75f31e24aceabc7c18a707584df&oe=557C2C2C
23:43:00 <Serenity> you guys have shit taste
23:44:00 <faux> Disliking one photo you post doesn't mean we have shit taste ok
23:44:00 <faux> Pls
23:44:00 <partay> im a small boobs man
23:44:00 <Serenity> yes it does
23:44:00 <Serenity> dont fucking argue
23:44:00 <faux> Eat a dick cunt
23:44:00 <Maurice> Her boobs were majorly lopsided
23:44:00 <Serenity> why the fuck do you try to get me to post my tits all the time then partay lol
23:45:00 <Maurice> The ones before were ok
23:45:00 <Maurice> Bigger than my head, but ok
23:45:00 <faux> Lol
23:45:00 <Serenity> id so get a lift if i had the money
23:45:00 <faux> to where
23:45:00 <partay> oh your tits.. now thats a different story
23:45:00 <faux> red room of pain
23:45:00 <Serenity> the moon
23:46:00 <faux> oh
23:46:00 <Maurice> faux, have you see where Ellen takes off the preview of that movie
23:46:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHA
23:46:00 <faux> yes
23:46:00 <Maurice> He shows her the red room and she goes 'OH HELL NO'
23:46:00 <Maurice> Lolll
23:46:00 <faux> love ellen
23:46:00 <faux> she fucking rock
23:46:00 <faux> S
23:46:00 <faux> in the movie
23:46:00 <Maurice> 'What are you thinking?' 'I'm thinking, you know at christmas how you get fruit wrapped up like a gift? Yeah that'
23:46:00 <faux> They're standing outside it and he says its his playroom
23:46:00 <faux> And she says like your Xbox ans stuff?
23:46:00 <faux> Lol.
23:47:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/lDfcyLV.gif
23:47:00 <faux> I don't remember that in the books?
23:47:00 <Maurice> Lol she's the best
23:47:00 <faux> Nooo I mean the actual movie
23:47:00 <faux> Anastasia cum lord
23:47:00 <faux> says it
23:47:00 <Maurice> Oh, haven't seen it
23:47:00 <faux> she's like
23:47:00 <faux> Your Xbox and stuff?
23:47:00 <faux> .
23:47:00 <Maurice> I think she does say it in the books
23:47:00 <faux> dumb shit
23:47:00 <Maurice> Been awhile since I read it
23:47:00 <faux> Same I dotn remember
23:47:00 <Maurice> I read a parody called 50 shames of earl grey and its hilarious
23:47:00 <faux> Yeah
23:47:00 <Maurice> One of his shames is obv liking earl grey, another is nickelback
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
23:48:00 <faux> Um sez ew
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> perfect
23:48:00 <faux> Her tits are down to her belly button
23:48:00 <faux> Wtf
23:48:00 <Serenity> WHAT
23:48:00 <faux> Are you blind tonight
23:48:00 <Serenity> THE FUCK
23:48:00 <Maurice> The fuck
23:48:00 <Serenity> are you??
23:48:00 <faux> You usually have good taste
23:48:00 <faux> Lol
23:48:00 <Maurice> They're like someone wacked nipples on medicine balls
23:48:00 <faux> Her boobs are so low its confusing
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> put your glasses on or something
23:48:00 <Serenity> i have amazing taste in boobs
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> they are perfect
23:48:00 <faux> Fuck off b1 serenity could paste African tits and you'd agree
23:49:00 <Maurice> LOL
23:49:00 <Serenity> bit racist m8
23:49:00 <faux> Get an opinion
23:49:00 <partay> faux show me your boobs and ill rate
23:49:00 <faux> you've seen my boovs
23:49:00 <faux> Boobs*
23:49:00 <Serenity> pauls trying to convince me to do one
23:49:00 <partay> and i did like
23:49:00 <Serenity> http://tittyflash.com/tf/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bouncing-big-boobs.gif
23:49:00 <Serenity> these things look like bouncy balls
23:49:00 <Serenity> wtf
23:49:00 <Maurice> Dick pic first, partay
23:49:00 <Maurice> You know the rules
23:50:00 <Loof> saucer nipples
23:50:00 <partay> another one ?
23:50:00 <partay> Maurice has all the dick piacs
23:50:00 <partay> pics
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> those ones are pretty ugly
23:50:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> next
23:50:00 <Loof> ^
23:50:00 <Maurice> Serenity has more
23:50:00 <Serenity> http://gfycat.com/CapitalRawAdouri#
23:50:00 <faux> partay has a nice peen
23:51:00 <Maurice> Most of hers obtained illegally, but still
23:51:00 <Serenity> id let her drop those on my face
23:51:00 <Loof> not bad
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not bad at all
23:51:00 <faux> Maybe when she turns 18
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like she be way young
23:51:00 <partay> faux ive seen your oyster... i should introduce my peen to it
23:51:00 <faux> Also her nostril can fit a jet plane
23:51:00 <faux> I'm nervous
23:52:00 <Serenity> theyre starting to repeat now
23:52:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/UyGzyEx
23:52:00 <Serenity> boing
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> so far the purple haired tattoo woman wins though
23:53:00 <faux> Christina Hendricks has the best set of big bewbs
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> they're nice and pliable for mid sized
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> not too much and not too little
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> good handful
23:54:00 <partay> Maurice I'll take a new set of dick pics just for you
23:54:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/gVMD7jl.jpg
23:54:00 <faux> these.
23:55:00 <Serenity> http://gfycat.com/NeighboringBlackandwhiteDipper
23:55:00 <faux> She has nice sized nips
23:56:00 <Serenity> god this chick before had nipples the size of frizbees
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> they look enchanced too
23:56:00 <faux> lol
23:56:00 <faux> Gatorade lid nips
23:56:00 <Serenity> they dont look enhances at all
23:56:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> the areola kind of looks too perfect
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> the tits arent though
23:57:00 <faux> The list is too long
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> good answer
23:57:00 <Serenity> have you ever seen a set of tits irl?
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> nup!
23:57:00 <faux> I was just gonna ask that lol
23:57:00 <faux> They're not all symmetrical
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I said the damn areola look too perfect
23:58:00 <Bastardly_One> like someone has PSed them
23:58:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/Zm8uk60.gif
23:58:00 <Serenity> her body.. is perf
23:58:00 <Serenity> bitch
23:59:00 <Bastardly_One> more hips
23:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're break her pelvis
23:59:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah she has boy hips
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