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00:00 <simba> n BROOM
00:00 <couleurs> their off!!!
00:00 <simba> 30 mins until <SEX_ZONE>
00:00 <couleurs> waitin'
00:00 <rosebud> i cant find the video
00:00 <couleurs> #LFC_2k15
00:00 <rosebud> oh i found it now
01:00 <rosebud> man these addresses take ages to type
01:00 <Liinda> remember this?
01:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqnc6Ivpf0U
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince Batdance Batman (Tim Burton) B S O Views: 54,121   Uploader: gutier5 Uploaded:  Apr 1, 2009 Duration: 6 Minutes 45 Seconds 
01:00 <couleurs> yes
02:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7r_B0ZWDY
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Aqua - Lollipop (Candyman) - Official Video Views: 1,200,386   Uploader: AquaHoldet Uploaded:  Feb 9, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
02:00 <Serenity> ahhh aqua
02:00 <simba> rosebud are you typing youtube links in here?
02:00 <rosebud> yes
02:00 <simba> ur a fucking legend m7
03:00 <simba> highlight the link and hold control and hit c tho
03:00 <entombed> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8954QYzS-vk
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dishonored Part 1    Uploader: Xeros612 Uploaded: Published on Mar 21, 2015 Duration: 34 Minutes 0 Seconds 
03:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdJYrkra0nk
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Frente! - Accidently Kelly Street Views: 174,678   Uploader: AussieMusicVideos Uploaded:  Jan 19, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 18 Seconds 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> frente! 
03:00 <Liinda> this chick was on drugs for sure
03:00 <Liinda> ;P
03:00 <entombed> ;)
03:00 <entombed> mmmm sexy
04:00 <Serenity> accidentally kelly street where friends and strangers sometimes meet
04:00 <couleurs> accidentely mr kelly raped me in me sleep
04:00 <Liinda> accidentally irc street
04:00 <entombed> accidentally austnet
05:00 <Liinda> bizarre love triangle was good
05:00 <rosebud> Ive worked out how to do it now
05:00 <rosebud> im pressing the up arrow in this and then changing the end 
05:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPS5J9_GNw
05:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Aqua - My Oh My - Official Video Views: 550,968   Uploader: AquaHoldet Uploaded:  Feb 9, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 26 Seconds 
06:00 <rosebud> theres not many peopl in here that actually talk
07:00 <rosebud> this is the first time ive seen colours talk
07:00 <unique> Night all.
07:00 <Serenity> why dont you just copy pastwe
08:00 <rosebud> i cant work out how to paste
08:00 <Serenity> what are you on
08:00 <Serenity> like device
08:00 <rosebud> a computer
08:00 <Serenity> right click the mouse button...
08:00 <rosebud> it says channel modes
08:00 <Serenity> in the text box
09:00 <Serenity> not on the channel
09:00 <Serenity> or ctrl v
09:00 <couleurs> sometimes i like to talk... 
09:00 <rosebud> oh cool, control v isnt working for me
09:00 <rosebud> the paste is though thankyou
10:00 <Serenity> nps
10:00 <Serenity> just a little bit easier than typing it out
10:00 <couleurs> www.openmybrowser.com
11:00 <simba> itll leave u breathless,,, or with a nastey skar
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
11:00 <simba> boys only want love if its torture - dont say i didnt warn ya
12:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vengaboys - We like to Party! (The Vengabus) Views: 20,484,055   Uploader: VengaboysChannel Uploaded:  Nov 13, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 45 Seconds 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that's the # melb theme song!
12:00 <rosebud> why do some of the names have @! next to them
12:00 <rosebud> and a % or +
12:00 <simba> that indicates a gay irc user
12:00 <rosebud> oh ok
12:00 <Serenity> @ means they are an op % is half op (the gayest kind) + is voiced
13:00 <rosebud> is this a homosexual program?
13:00 <rosebud> ok
13:00 <Liinda> wowsers
13:00 <rosebud> I'm not homosexual ok
13:00 <simba> we try to be
13:00 <Liinda> im gay for ice cream
13:00 <Serenity> im gay
13:00 <simba> same
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <couleurs> if you don't got any @ or % it means you're cooler than cool, you're ice cooled :dealwithit: 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah *coughs*
14:00 <rosebud> thats ok serenity
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bet I missed nothing
16:00 <Serenity> how do you get lost
16:00 <Serenity> are you that old
17:00 <ynnoB> when you have a mental illness it's easy to get lost
17:00 <rosebud> heading down the freeway on a gopher lost
17:00 <simba> he was typing on the toaster this whole time
17:00 <simba> helo simba? *pop*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> simba knows
17:00 <couleurs> http://www.streamsports.me/10920/football/england/liverpool-vs-manchester-united/
17:00 <rosebud> that was funny simba
17:00 <couleurs> get ready 2 party!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <simba> thanx bro
17:00 <simba> 13 minutes!!!!
17:00 <simba> until Twatting Time
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on firstrow
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I should load it up in a min
18:00 <Bastardly_One> takes 10 mins to get rid of the fucking ads
18:00 <entombed> so over it hey
18:00 <couleurs> firstrow sux
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it does a bit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> better than nothing though 
19:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Spice Girls - Wannabe Views: 93,039,286   Uploader: emimusic Uploaded:  Mar 6, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 58 Seconds 
19:00 <simba> friendship never ends
19:00 <Liinda> iiii tell you what i wannnt what i really really wannnnnt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> turn down the gravity this is all too heavy, I'll show you how the ancients once drived
21:00 <entombed> ill tell u what i want
21:00 <entombed> what i reallty really want
21:00 <entombed> i want Liinda
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they use to call this a Chevy
21:00 <Maurice> Scary Spice sang with Miss Piggy on Americas Got Talent last night, Miss Piggy sounded better
21:00 <Bastardly_One> did she?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder who does Miss Piggy now Frank Oz is dead
22:00 <Liinda> hahaha
22:00 <Bastardly_One> never wondered until this moment
22:00 <rosebud> hes not dead
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he died ages ago 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not often right though
22:00 <rosebud> hes 70
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I still thought he died 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> guess not
25:00 <rosebud> Clash resigned over those sex allegations but that was ages ago
25:00 <couleurs> http://beba.tv/watch/liverpool-vs-manchester-live-stream-4.php
26:00 <couleurs> sky sports 1 stream u guys
26:00 <couleurs> best 1
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
27:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <under> couleurs: I prefer Juventus - Genoa
27:00 <couleurs> luv the coco
27:00 <couleurs> SHUT UP I HATE JUVENTEUS
27:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <under> haha lol lol
27:00 <under> next week we retry to play
28:00 <Bastardly_One> happy 150 Danny
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's his 150th game
28:00 <under> danny who?
29:00 <couleurs> SUPER SUNDAY UK ADS
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Daniel Sturridge
29:00 <under> ok
29:00 <couleurs> got a $25 on LFC!!!!!!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> aka Dan the Man to me 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's muh fave
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I predict a draw
29:00 <under> where's simba ? n1 lliverpool fan
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but would like to see 2
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably setting the stream up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> few ads to click off on that one too
30:00 <under> can't you see the match on tv?
31:00 <couleurs> boo hoo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this seems more stable to me 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://beba.tv/watch/liverpool-vs-manchester-live-stream-1.php
31:00 <Bastardly_One> stream 4 wouldnt even click the ads off
31:00 <Liinda> wb under, how was dinner
32:00 <couleurs> mine is ok i prefer english commentary not american gibberish 
32:00 <under> damn, i could take a pic 
32:00 <under> it was good
32:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
33:00 <couleurs> pics
36:00 <rosebud> i think i need something to drink
36:00 <couleurs> rowan atkinson the referee 
36:00 <couleurs> mr beans
36:00 <Bastardly_One> stream 10 is fucking loud
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that one finally became the most stable for me 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but loud as fuck
36:00 <couleurs> PuMP Up Da VoLuMe
37:00 <under> why manu sucks also this season?
37:00 <Liinda> dance dance dance
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fucking stupid pass
38:00 <couleurs> B1 pass
39:00 <rosebud> bruno mars making a song about cocaine.. i dont like it
39:00 <couleurs> god damn countinhoe owns
40:00 <rosebud> ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> re that pass
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
42:00 <rosebud> m
43:00 <couleurs> hehe men utd playing better so far
43:00 <couleurs> told u
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
44:00 <couleurs> nice play
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can hear AzzA laughing from here
49:00 <couleurs> y r lfc play bad
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because
51:00 <couleurs> RED
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
52:00 <couleurs> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they wont get one though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <couleurs> just a foul come down
52:00 <couleurs> he dead tho
52:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... wake the fuck up boys
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Man U are on meth or something
53:00 <couleurs> thought lfc were meant 2 b the fast 1s???? what is this????
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not this year IMO
53:00 <Bastardly_One> havent seen every single game but each game I have we've started slow
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and Man U are playing fast and raping us so far
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wake up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> get hold of their meth dealer half time ffs
55:00 <couleurs> they can't even get the ball
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna dread the end of the game at this stage
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy I talk EPL with a lot is a Man U fan 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the Chelsea guy don't count ... Chelsea fans are fucked
59:00 <Bastardly_One> can you set up play any fucking slower?
59:00 <couleurs> cool i got an hd stream now
01:00 <couleurs> it's gonna be 2-0 or 1-1 soon trust me i'm a fifa guy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> i'm on the nbc feed now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that has english commentary
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's incredibly stable for me 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://beba.tv/watch/liverpool-vs-manchester-live-stream-1.php
03:00 <couleurs> barca vs real 2 day 2
03:00 <couleurs> nice 1
04:00 <couleurs> they can't get the ball on their own pitch...................
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had to go back over to first row
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the annoying NBC commentators
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be English but they have issues with sticking to play
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and not waffle
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn 
05:00 <couleurs> nice misss
05:00 <couleurs> y he no gole
05:00 <Bastardly_One> betcha dan was like
06:00 <couleurs> is he stupid
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of fooking took it myself this coont needs glasses
08:00 <couleurs> finally they start 2 play
08:00 <couleurs> bout time
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this commentary
08:00 <Bastardly_One> finally we can welcome Liverpool to the game
10:00 <couleurs> some1 make a gole already
10:00 <nate> Football eww:)
12:00 <couleurs> you're eww!!!!!!!
16:00 <couleurs> they played good for like 10 mins max their
16:00 <couleurs> all man utd
16:00 <couleurs> discuseting
18:00 <simba> fuck
18:00 <couleurs> UNITED JUAN UP
19:00 <simba> coutinho da wiz
19:00 <simba> he needs to be like this what u do and GOLE
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully we get hold of Man Us meth dealer half time
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or at least wake the fuck up
22:00 <couleurs> brendan roger need 2 put stevie gerrard n louis suares on imho
23:00 <simba> better b a game of 2 halves
23:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there is probably some reverse psyche thing 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how when we expect to play well we kind of dont at times?
24:00 <couleurs> theirry henry!!!!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and with Pele watching and shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there is probably some kind of pressure thing
24:00 <couleurs> moreno a moran
25:00 <simba> i want a burrito
25:00 <under> TEVEEEEEEEZ
25:00 <under> WHAT A GOAL
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I now
25:00 <simba> i want to kill you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a burrito would go down well
25:00 <beehhh> ohhh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't wanna kill me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nice try
26:00 <Bastardly_One> under needs to be on a nokick ban for the next half
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no smug man u supporters thank you
26:00 <simba> u mean juventus
26:00 <simba> get fucked mirza 
26:00 <beehhh> whats new mate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but wasn't he going on about Man U before?
27:00 <simba> prob not
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of had an old man moment and just thought he did
27:00 <beehhh> im going to pattaya upon my grad to have fun with ladyboys
27:00 <simba> fuck you b crew
28:00 <beehhh> you just ask them for a lolipop
28:00 <under> simba: https://twitter.com/EgoCarpe_Diem/status/579650673874202624
28:00 <under> watch this
29:00 <beehhh> there is a demon over here its a ghost look a like reptile
29:00 <simba> lol thats awesome
29:00 <under> wowowoow 21:00 el clasico simba 
29:00 <under> do you watch it?
29:00 <beehhh> ray mysterio kicked a fat bloke to death
29:00 <simba> ill prob be asleep
29:00 <couleurs> yea tevez is in form now
30:00 <under> yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> rey mysterio is being blamed for that
30:00 <couleurs> what time is del clasiko on our time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was his fault for fucking moving
30:00 <couleurs> better match than this 1 sheesh
30:00 <under> search real madrid on google and you'll get it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if he hadn't of moved and let the 619 hit him properly he'd stil be alive today
30:00 <under> video?
31:00 <couleurs> 7am here!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MalI80HUZ9w
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rey Misterio vs Gran Khali Views: 41,377,405   Uploader: duelosdeoro007 Uploaded:  Oct 10, 2007 Duration: 5 Minutes 45 Seconds 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate this NBC stream
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's the only one that is ever stable for me 
31:00 <simba> did he kill the great khali
32:00 <Bastardly_One> on firstrow
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh a mexican dude
32:00 <simba> Imagine
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been out of WWE for a while
32:00 <Bastardly_One> at  mexican ppv
32:00 <Bastardly_One> pay for view even
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he went to do the 619
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the dude moved to dodge it 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> copped it in the throat
33:00 <entombed> hey Bastardly_One
33:00 <under> that's sad :S
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and died later of a whiplash kind of thing
33:00 <entombed> you ever drinking coffee not crack?
33:00 <couleurs> told u brenda would put gerardio on but where's louis swears!!!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to say it but if he didn't move then he'd be fine
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway second half
33:00 <Bastardly_One> WTF?
33:00 <couleurs> lolololol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> a red?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just wow
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think stevie rang man u's meth dealer
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and took it all himself
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking stupid as
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on for 32 seconds
38:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> 48 seconds I was wrong
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but still
39:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage
41:00 <beehhh> denmark 
42:00 <under> swiss is ok
42:00 <Liinda> goodnight all, sleepy time for me
42:00 <beehhh> yup
42:00 <under> Liinda: bye bye, nice to meet you
43:00 <Liinda> bye under! take care and chat soon
43:00 <Liinda> night B1
43:00 <under> simba: go to bed NOW, you gotta watch el clasico at 7 am
44:00 <beehhh> many african folks work in london
45:00 <under> you said africa? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Naughty By Nature - Here Comes The Money Views: 1,078,477   Uploader: Flippy60 Uploaded:  May 21, 2008 Duration: 2 Minutes 52 Seconds 
45:00 <beehhh> under: i agree with you but the costs of living be so high in switzerland but denmark aint
46:00 <under> beehhh: is not that HIGH in swiss. you have to know italians of the north often go to swiss to shopping and for gasoline because of low cost
47:00 <beehhh> next sem i'll do my intership at the marriott spa & resort
47:00 <beehhh> the manager here from germany will train me
47:00 <beehhh> he worked for sydney marriott
48:00 <beehhh> once you in you're in
49:00 <beehhh> hotel industry pays better plus flexible hours
51:00 <beehhh> under: my bachelor is tourism & hospitality in bcom under curtin but If i do a MBA in international business will it be sufficient to become a hotel's jr level manager in the european countries
51:00 <entombed> beehhh could u work for me
51:00 <entombed> or anyone else?
52:00 <beehhh> as long as i get paid in euro's why not
53:00 <beehhh> i need to find a fkn job in london too many desi are there
53:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I give up watching
54:00 <beehhh> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38815000/gif/_38815943_ethnicity_pie_300.gif
02:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4pYNvzo3vA
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 'Mystery Fireballs' Rain Down From the Sky In Michigan! Views: 187,248   Uploader: DAHBOO77 Uploaded: Published on Sep 30, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 45 Seconds 
09:00 <rosebud> gods pissed off they let a black man be president
13:00 <entombed> why???
14:00 <nate> obama is hardly black
14:00 <nate> if he went to africa they'd call him white fella
14:00 <nate> such is life
16:00 <rosebud> that link
16:00 <rosebud> the fireballs
17:00 <nate> :::DD
18:00 <nate> gey
25:00 <simba> dog shit
27:00 <simba> under: el classico is gay, id rather watch bayern
28:00 <under> lol bayern
28:00 <under> their league never started
29:00 <simba> uuuuuuuuuuu
30:00 <entombed> hi simba
34:00 <simba> what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
36:00 <nate> did entombed ask you out?
38:00 <entombed> hello
38:00 <entombed> looking for fwend
38:00 <entombed> if anyone seen
39:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
41:00 <entombed> simba you thens bro?
44:00 <nate> the white lion never says no
00:00 <under> simba: go to bed holy hell
00:00 <under> you need to watch el clasico
00:00 <under> messi will be a beast tonight
01:00 <under> and destroy fucking ronaldo
04:00 <entombed> hey under dont u think he's lost it
11:00 <simba> fuck el classico
16:00 <Maurice> fawks, are you alive?
19:00 <Serenity> no i killed her
20:00 <Maurice> Well thats no good
20:00 <rosebud> police!
20:00 <Maurice> Fuck the po-lice
20:00 <fawks> Sup Maurice
20:00 <rosebud> yeah fuck the police.. next time you need help call a crack dealer haha
21:00 <fawks> ok
21:00 <Maurice> OH FAWKS
21:00 <fawks> Hi
21:00 <Maurice> Just for funsies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv1MHcqEIsc
22:00 <Maurice> rosebud, you failed to recognise NWA lyrics
22:00 <Maurice> Your bad
22:00 <fawks> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:00 <fawks> KURTS FACE
22:00 <fawks> when thebkid comes out
22:00 <rosebud> funny :_
23:00 <fawks> o_o
23:00 <Maurice> I was full on loling rewatching it
23:00 <Maurice> Did you watch the last 2 eps?
23:00 <fawks> Nooo
23:00 <fawks> Ahh
23:00 <Maurice> They came out yesterday
23:00 <Maurice> Get on it
23:00 <fawks> I watch too much shit to always be up to date
23:00 <fawks> I'm catching up on the originals 
23:00 <rosebud> has it been cancelled?
23:00 <Maurice> Yes but I know you're up to date with this
23:00 <rosebud> is it their real voices?
23:00 <Maurice> It's finished
23:00 <fawks> Forever?!
23:00 <Maurice> Yes
23:00 <fawks> What
23:00 <fawks> Are you kidding 
23:00 <Maurice> Hang on, are we both talking about Glee?
24:00 <fawks> Ye
24:00 <fawks> Yes
24:00 <Maurice> Then yes
24:00 <fawks> Omgz
24:00 <Maurice> 2 eps came out yesterday
24:00 <Maurice> It's done
24:00 <Maurice> Kaput
24:00 <Maurice> It was meant to end with Rachel coming home from NY and being with Finn, but he ruined that by dying
24:00 <Maurice> So selfish
24:00 <rosebud> I like the winner takes it all one
24:00 <fawks> Shoooshhhh
24:00 <fawks> you bitch
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <Maurice> I love the MJ eps
25:00 <Maurice> Thats no spoiler, it was said in the Quaterback ep lol
25:00 <fawks> No I mean
25:00 <fawks> What you said
25:00 <fawks> Was mean
25:00 <fawks> lok
25:00 <Maurice> Oh right
25:00 <fawks> I cried so much 
25:00 <Maurice> I was sad when he died
25:00 <fawks> During that ep
25:00 <fawks> Fuck
25:00 <fawks> I was bawling like him and I were nates
25:00 <fawks> Mates even
25:00 <Maurice> I was said watching ep 12 yesterday
25:00 <Maurice> I whatsappd Nat to tell her he died
25:00 <Maurice> Er sad
26:00 <Maurice> Damn phone
26:00 <Maurice> And worst of all, I found out via BlackDevil on here
26:00 <Maurice> Ugh
26:00 <fawks> Mr shu is such a ped
26:00 <Maurice> Oh man, him doing Rocky Horror with no shirt? Do him
26:00 <simba> i thought BlackDevil was dead? :(
27:00 <fawks> Do you ever notice the sign in the hallway
27:00 <fawks> The lights?
27:00 <rosebud> the fatty doing take me to church was good
27:00 <Maurice> Oh thumbs up
27:00 <Maurice> Roderick was good with that song
27:00 <fawks> I died when it said "ISIS awareness week"
27:00 <Maurice> LOL I never noticed
27:00 <fawks> There's always funny msgs
27:00 <Maurice> Hurry up and get the last 2 eps
27:00 <Maurice> EVER
27:00 <fawks> Shut up
27:00 <Maurice> FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
27:00 <fawks> When I finish the origs
27:00 <fawks> I will watch
28:00 <Maurice> I need VD and Origs to finish so I can download each season and marathon
28:00 <Maurice> I'm so behind
28:00 <fawks> I love Klaus' daughter omg
28:00 <fawks> She's so fucking adorable 
28:00 <Maurice> SHHHHH
28:00 <Maurice> I love Klaus, would bang him into next week
28:00 <fawks> I'm just saying she's cute!!!
28:00 <fawks> I love when he yells
28:00 <fawks> Abd how he speaks
28:00 <Maurice> I've only seen ep 1 of both seasons so far
28:00 <fawks> He's so proper
28:00 <Maurice> Yessss, he has a slight lithp
28:00 <fawks> Butbid do Elijah over hin
28:00 <Maurice> Eww no
28:00 <fawks> Elijah makes me funny in the pants
29:00 <fawks> He's such a man
29:00 <Maurice> He has a bum chin
29:00 <fawks> Hngngngngngn
29:00 <fawks> IM A BASTIAN OF TEMPERANCE
29:00 <Serenity> the fuck are you two sluts talking about
29:00 <Maurice> LOL bitch
29:00 <fawks> ya mum
29:00 <Maurice> Vamp diaries and the originals
29:00 <Serenity> oh right
29:00 <Serenity> i havent seen them
29:00 <Maurice> Before that, Glee
29:00 <fawks> Well get on it
29:00 <Serenity> get on you in a minute
29:00 <Maurice> Literally, get on those men
29:00 <Maurice> They're hot
30:00 <fawks> They're the only two vamp shows that don't make me barf
30:00 <Maurice> I am still so shitty at the TB ending
30:00 <fawks> Did the gap tooth bitch die
30:00 <fawks> Hope so
30:00 <Maurice> No >.<
30:00 <fawks> Bugger
30:00 <Maurice> She married a nobody
30:00 <Serenity> tb has the fucking shittiest ending
30:00 <Serenity> i was so mad
30:00 <fawks> Not a good ending then
30:00 <Maurice> Me too
30:00 <fawks> I watched like 1 ep abd wanted to die
30:00 <Serenity> it was stupid
30:00 <fawks> How can you stand their accents 
31:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBEd_kLqByk
31:00 <Maurice> I've read the books and even though they went to the shithouse, the ending was better than the show
31:00 <rosebud> this one is funny
31:00 <Maurice> I liked this version
31:00 <Maurice> Might put it on my usb for the car
32:00 <rosebud> reminds me of jackson 5
32:00 <rosebud> the original video clip
32:00 <Maurice> Why? They're not all black with afros
33:00 <fawks> Lol Jews
33:00 <rosebud> just the dance moves, theres a bit of thriller in there, and almost 5 dudes dancing on what looks like sesame street
33:00 <rosebud> almost 5 black dudes dancing i mean
33:00 <fawks> Have you seen the guy working out to that song
34:00 <rosebud> no
34:00 <Maurice> Glee doing Thriller was the best
34:00 <Maurice> I HAVE
34:00 <Maurice> He's so awesome
34:00 <Maurice> This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWu9o5zrj3g
34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Uptown Funk  Treadmill Dance - Carson Dean Views: 4,451,013   Uploader: CarsonRapsilver Uploaded: Published on Mar 14, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 32 Seconds 
34:00 <fawks> Yessss
34:00 <fawks> love it
35:00 <fawks> He's amaze
35:00 <Maurice> I even stalked his fb..
35:00 <fawks> Haha
35:00 <Maurice> He looks like the guy across the road
35:00 <Maurice> Except across the road guy does it without a shirt
36:00 <rosebud> thats cool
36:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DiQUX11YaY
36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy Uptown Funk flashmob in Sydney Views: 156,696   Uploader: CrazyDomains Uploaded: Published on Feb 26, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 59 Seconds 
36:00 <fawks> I would have slid right off and cracked my skull opeb
38:00 <Maurice> I have slid off one before
38:00 <Maurice> It wasn't pretty
39:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/w1k-ux5EOzE
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Uptown Funk Treadmill Dance - Cousin Vinny Views: 13,530   Uploader: cousinvinnymtl Uploaded: Published on Mar 18, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 33 Seconds 
39:00 <fawks> HAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA
39:00 <Maurice> Surely that guy is Fatso peepin
39:00 <Serenity> damn it i just remembered i was drawing a dick on his shopped photo
40:00 <Maurice> LOL
41:00 <Maurice> Lol fawks
41:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ySLnBFPv4
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Very Best Of "Walk on the Wild Side" Views: 544,146   Uploader: CaboxOfficialChannel Uploaded:  Feb 7, 2012 Duration: 5 Minutes 8 Seconds 
41:00 <Maurice> Rofl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtYkZHZUc2U
41:00 <fawks> Omg
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Moves like Jaggar on tredmill Views: 259,850   Uploader: surdrock Uploaded: Published on Mar 17, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 34 Seconds 
41:00 <fawks> Sez
41:00 <fawks> Maurice
41:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/XCSTAaNrz9Y
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Friends stars sing Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson Views: 17,491   Uploader: aardvarkcorporate Uploaded: Published on Mar 18, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 45 Seconds 
42:00 <Maurice> He's like a long streak of piss
42:00 <Serenity> :o
43:00 <Maurice> HAHAHA someone spent way too much time on that
43:00 <rosebud> yes
45:00 <fawks> ROFP
45:00 <fawks> MAURICE
45:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/8VNTTzQMK48
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Catchphrase with Jim Parsons, Miles Teller and Wiz Khalifa Views: 2,547,638   Uploader: latenight Uploaded: Published on Mar 16, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 44 Seconds 
45:00 <fawks> Sheldon is so awks
45:00 <fawks> The handshake HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA
45:00 <Maurice> Omg Iveseen that, it's fucking GREAT
45:00 <fawks> "OH THSTS NICE"
45:00 <fawks> dying
45:00 <fawks> Now I'm choking 
45:00 <fawks> Great
45:00 <Maurice> His actual interview with Fallon is splendid, they kept beeping his swearing out
46:00 <Maurice> This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeYATZknAgI
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jim Parsons Annoys Rihanna with Her Song Lyrics Views: 1,036,407   Uploader: latenight Uploaded: Published on Mar 17, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 24 Seconds 
47:00 <rosebud> i need to go to bed i think
48:00 <fawks> Yeah I seen that loll
48:00 <fawks> I adore fallon
49:00 <fawks> Hebrocks
49:00 <Maurice> I love him
49:00 <Maurice> He goes all in with his laughter
49:00 <Maurice> I LOVE the lip sync battles the best, its gonna have it's own show soon
50:00 <Maurice> Lollll the rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSHtdG6rfz8
51:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eLHYChsfI4
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - "UPTOWN FUNK" (Sung in CARTOON Voices!) Views: 5,568,865   Uploader: michaelbalalis Uploaded: Published on Mar 3, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 31 Seconds 
51:00 <Serenity> i have this in my head now
52:00 <Maurice> Oh my FUCKING GOD
52:00 <Maurice> That is the BEST
53:00 <Serenity> isnt it!
53:00 <Serenity> i love it
53:00 <Maurice> Rofl it's making me lol
53:00 <Serenity> the guy even looks like a young seth mcfarlain
54:00 <Maurice> I'd even bang him
54:00 <Serenity> me too
55:00 <Maurice> I ripped that to fb
55:00 <Maurice> But I also thanked you
56:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c
59:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThVXZs16ADA
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - "ALL ABOUT THAT BASS" (Sung in Cartoon Voices!) Views: 5,792,697   Uploader: michaelbalalis Uploaded: Published on Nov 11, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 24 Seconds 
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:00 <Maurice> ROFL
02:00 <Maurice> LOL he's great
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pbvX5Y3ZJ8
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pharrell - "HAPPY" (Sung in FAMILY GUY Voices) Views: 6,735,121   Uploader: michaelbalalis Uploaded: Published on Mar 11, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 24 Seconds 
28:00 <Skirmish> lol 'Ask a group of people how often they undertake a process which enables them to test the accuracy of information they search for and distribute online'. 
28:00 <Skirmish> So tin foil hat nutters ... how do YOU come to a conclusion that the information you read is accurate? 
43:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <man> Hello couleurs
53:00 <couleurs> who da heck r u man 
56:00 <Skirmish> That stargazin guy that was obsessed with child molestation from last night couleurs. That is who 'man' is. 
57:00 <couleurs> ew
01:00 <man> Skirmish grooms people using IRC
02:00 <Fez> horse walks into an asian stable and get in trouble for wearing shoes
02:00 <British^Meat> man is in some trouble chans, so im thinking trouble
03:00 <couleurs> welcome home cita 
03:00 <cita> Home is Hobart. :?
03:00 <cita> couleurs: Hiya though.
06:00 <couleurs> hiiiii
14:00 <British^Meat> heh
14:00 <British^Meat> just the way i like it
14:00 <British^Meat> Buy me presents
14:00 <British^Meat> feed me
14:00 <Skirmish> Hi unique. How is your weekend going? 
14:00 <British^Meat> make me feel special
14:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: then touch you in your special places
14:00 <Skirmish> Like your console controllers
14:00 <unique> Pretty good thanks.. went out for the first time in like.. 4 yrs. Looked hot. Hahahaha
14:00 <unique> And no hangover. Winning.
14:00 <Skirmish> Pics? 
15:00 <unique> Um
15:00 <Skirmish> I think we, the internet, should be the judge of how hot you were. 
16:00 <couleurs> agreed.
16:00 <couleurs> all girls show pics or get out!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Skirmish> This fits into my uni work so well!  
16:00 <Skirmish> Ignore couleurs unique. All he does is play online games with B1. 
16:00 <unique> Hahaha right well, I felt hot. Felt good. Haven't felt that good for quite a while.
17:00 <Skirmish> Did your partner express that he/she thought you were hot? 
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:00 <couleurs> did some1 say FiFa ?
18:00 <unique> https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/11081124_10153225210104516_3311335424661535141_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4506708fe6b526872cd0e577a6f8c9ed&oe=557AAFC1&__gda__=1438138229_96df6099b44b530e7ad10b8cba396632
19:00 <unique> I dunno, *I* think I look ok for nearly 27, having had a kid and previously being nearly 140 odd kgs. :)
20:00 <couleurs> Ok
20:00 <Skirmish> You use a blackberry! 
20:00 <unique> It's a samsung.
21:00 <Skirmish> Note? 
21:00 <unique> Nah, S4. Due to upgrade in a couple of months.
22:00 <unique> Lovely observation of my phone only. Lol
22:00 <Skirmish> My contract runs out in November and I am considering either keeping my 5S or updating to a 6. Not sure I want a 6 plus. 
22:00 <Skirmish> unique: I am a very aware person. From the slimming effect your black skirt creates to the uniden phone on the bedside table. 
23:00 <unique> I haven't even kept up with what's available,  I'll suss it out when the time comes. Will definitely stick with samsung though.
23:00 <Skirmish> Where did you go out last night? 
23:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Skirmish> I tried android ... I didn't like it. My son uses it now. 
23:00 <Skirmish> He wants my 5S if I upgrade. 
24:00 <unique> To a local pub
25:00 <couleurs> Ok
26:00 <unique> We gave the kids our iPhones when we upgraded.. think mum will have this when I upgrade again.
26:00 <unique> Mind you, they left them on a flight when we went to Qld last year, never got them back.
27:00 <unique> But they were 4s, insurance replaced both with 5s for $100. Score.
28:00 <Skirmish> How old are your kids? 
28:00 <unique> Nearly 7 and 8. They used them like ipods.
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I gave my son an ipod touch when he was about that age. An ipad 2 when he was 10 and he got his first phone at 12. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Got a galaxy S3 I had to get rebuilt this year. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Was there a show or something on at the local pub? 
30:00 <Skirmish> Group gathering? 
30:00 <unique> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-0/10639444_10152747201209516_1442801553190064422_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=20e685a244324b726f93859e40ad3db3&oe=55BB9541&__gda__=1437879731_7064a644affbc7463539680844b5adea
30:00 <unique> My kids <3
30:00 <unique> Nah just the usual weekend, live band..
31:00 <Skirmish> You certainly gave that vagina a work out for a while. 
31:00 <unique> https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/11042669_10153188046894516_1140005057327660482_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7a6e8e53387178888abd3bb365060c19&oe=55AC52C6&__gda__=1437627179_65d9c36c541f7586d3da35e5401b6d92
31:00 <unique> There they are, crazy kids.
32:00 <unique> Yes, given it a hiding, having birthed 1 child.
32:00 <frayedknot> looks more like 3 kids
32:00 <unique> The girls are my stepdaughters, they've been with my husband and I since they were 18 months and 2 an a half.
33:00 <Skirmish> So you destroyed another family to make yours? 
33:00 <Skirmish> It's irc ... I have to ask questions like that. 
33:00 <frayedknot> that's kind of mean
33:00 <Skirmish> See above. 
34:00 <frayedknot> let's start a new trend of friendly irc
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> this guy
34:00 <unique> No, their mother went off and had numerous children to numerous fathers in amongst drug and alcohol abuse. The children were ordered out of her care by the courts.
34:00 <British^Meat> and probs not best to post u and ur kids in here :/
34:00 <Skirmish> Depends if mayo etc are around. 
34:00 <British^Meat> dude...
34:00 <Skirmish> They are the only scumbags that keep family pics and track people down. 
34:00 <British^Meat> they're all here
35:00 <unique> Not phased.
35:00 <Skirmish> Well that looks like a happy family now unique and that's all that matters. Happy kids. 
36:00 <Skirmish> I have a soon to be cousin in law that is in a similar situation to yourself in regards to kids unique. 
36:00 <unique> Happy, busy, driving me crazy. Dancing,  hockey,  basketball, swimming.. never ends. The joys of. Lol
36:00 <Skirmish> My boy is 14 and very calm and relaxed. It's easy being a parent at his age. 
37:00 <Skirmish> We shared the greatest father and son moment late last year. His first shave. 
37:00 <unique> Oh I've been to hell and back. Verbally and physically abused by their mother.. she's tried to destroy my career with child abuse allegations. Yet she's had dhs involved for 6+ yrs. Unreal.
37:00 <Skirmish> Glad he didn't cut his balls. 
37:00 <unique> LOL
37:00 <Skirmish> :D 
38:00 <unique> Girls are bitchy, I'm not coping well with that.
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah your situation sounds exactly like the cousin in laws. 
38:00 <unique> They're so close in age, so competitive.
38:00 <Skirmish> Went from having one newborn with his finance to 3 kids with 2 x girls court ordered to now live with him full time and they had their 4th kid 2 weeks ago. 
39:00 <Skirmish> In the space of 2 years they've gone from zero kids to 4. 
39:00 <Skirmish> brb lunch time. 
39:00 <unique> She is unfortunately a stereotypical welfare baby maker. First to sook and winge when we bought another house and a new car but not likely to ever get off her arse and work for things. Tragic really.
39:00 <unique> Wow. Busy household there. 3 is enough for me.
43:00 <Nikky`> Who wants to be spoilt and make my lunch and vacuum my floors
43:00 <ynnoB> me
43:00 <Nikky`> lol
43:00 <ynnoB> I'm going out for lunch
43:00 <ynnoB> care to join me?
43:00 <couleurs> who wants 2 have babies with me so i can b a boring person 2
44:00 <Whitey> sure, where are we going?
44:00 <Nikky`> I'm still in my pjs
44:00 <ynnoB> I pass at babies
44:00 <Nikky`> Having some washing machine issues also
44:00 <couleurs> Ok :(
44:00 <Nikky`> tho, seems to be spinning again *ugh*
44:00 <ynnoB> oh the dramas of washing machines
44:00 <Nikky`> Yes - I have a friend looking at it next weekend
44:00 <unique> Mm lunch
45:00 <Nikky`> Hoping its just the belt thingo
45:00 <ynnoB> that's a week without a washing machine.. how will you cope?
45:00 <Nikky`> Nah, its working now so if its belt will order part, put other back and wait for part
45:00 <Nikky`> easy
45:00 <ynnoB> cool
45:00 <Nikky`> plus, at mums at easter..do my washing there if need be
46:00 <ynnoB> ahh yes good mum backup
46:00 <ynnoB> I don't have possessions.. gave it all away to charity
46:00 <Nikky`> Well, once you move out you will need it all again
47:00 <ynnoB> I'll just buy new stuff
47:00 <ynnoB> the stuff I had wasn't worth paying the storage for
48:00 <Nikky`> This is a good expensive washing machine, why I am trying to fix it first.. not a throw away appliance
48:00 <ynnoB> fair enuff
48:00 <ynnoB> anyway I'm outties.. catchyas later..:)
48:00 <Nikky`> Seeya
09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_auUnNwpoo
09:00 <couleurs> lmao
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> in love with de coco
18:00 <simba> baking soda ive got baking soda
19:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
22:00 <simba> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/603797_10203696843730136_8013753450297474012_n.jpg?oh=2ed059210199d3191535d9bf062d8a20&oe=55708676
25:00 <couleurs> sony nosestation 4
41:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
42:00 <rosebud> yes
43:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/94T5AXx
44:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfipIzr4JXE
44:00 <simba> fight club ultimate white mans fantasy movie
46:00 <couleurs> stupid nigers
47:00 <couleurs> holla
47:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqTng4c2iU
51:00 <couleurs> lmao
51:00 <Dugnuts> fucking river
51:00 <Dugnuts> fuck that supid fucking river right up the delta
52:00 <couleurs> come across girls like that at rmit/melb uni nearly every day
53:00 <simba> aubrey plazas everywhere
53:00 <Dugnuts> i couldnt be fucked watching the whole thing
53:00 <Dugnuts> got bored after 10 seconds
53:00 <couleurs> ya
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> so vines are more ur brain capacity
54:00 <Dugnuts> no, but boring art critique from a girl who takes 50 words to say something that should have taken 10 is not my idea of a good time\
54:00 <rosebud> youngest mother in kenya is 10 years old
54:00 <simba> its ok Dugnuts ill make it into a vine for u
55:00 <Dugnuts> i mean is there something in there worth the 2 and a half minutes of bs?
55:00 <couleurs> sheesh some1 didn't have a good saterday night!!!!!!!
56:00 <Dugnuts> sure i did
56:00 <simba> http://share.gifyoutube.com/vZMjEq.gif #SoccerGifs
56:00 <couleurs> that's not a soccer!!!!!!!
57:00 <simba> thats aussie rules soccer
57:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/GrandioseRigidAmbushbug #bvb
58:00 <simba> [email protected]
58:00 <couleurs> http://streamable.com/gt6c #bvb 
59:00 <simba> amazing
59:00 <couleurs> look @ reus go he just runs into space 2 make it 4vs4 
01:00 <couleurs> #nba play of the day
01:00 <simba> utah jazz v golden state
02:00 <couleurs> utah jazzy jeff goldblum 
03:00 <simba> cheerleaders, niggers and squeaking sneakers
03:00 <couleurs> what's 4 lunch Dugnuts 
03:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
03:00 <Dugnuts> ok losing it at the end was pretty funny
03:00 <Dugnuts> i had a pie
03:00 <Dugnuts> twas good
04:00 <simba> yes!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <couleurs> did it take u 10 seconds 2 eat it
06:00 <Dugnuts> no
06:00 <Dugnuts> it was hot
06:00 <Dugnuts> and not that small
06:00 <couleurs> oakely doakely 
06:00 <Devil45> long as it wasnt a vilis
07:00 <Devil45> vilis pies taste like cardboard.
07:00 <couleurs> david villis new york bulls top striker
08:00 <Devil45> vili's as in pies not some sport dude
08:00 <Devil45> i prefer balfours pies or pasties. more taste.
09:00 <British^Meat> no
09:00 <British^Meat> villis
09:00 <simba> theyre both bad
09:00 <Devil45> vilis is shit
09:00 <simba> gawler st deli is better
09:00 <British^Meat> gawler sth bakery
09:00 <Devil45> i tried a mrs macs pie once nice.
09:00 <British^Meat> besides, only me and simba can comment
09:00 <simba> dats da shit go to ur local
09:00 <British^Meat> amiright?
10:00 <simba> fuk yea
10:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> four n twenty footy pies cunts
10:00 <Devil45> nah four n twenty taste like crap.
10:00 <simba> theron was the guy in the footy ... pie ads
10:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> yer mrs macs is passable
11:00 <couleurs> we have boscastle pies here they're good
11:00 <British^Meat> plain old boring balfours is good
11:00 <Devil45> mrs macs is nice - not too expensive and tasty to boot
11:00 <British^Meat> but balfours gourmet roast chicken is like sick in pastry
11:00 <British^Meat> balfours chicken satay, also excellent
11:00 <British^Meat> but villis, cmon
12:00 <Dugnuts> i just have the coles pies
12:00 <Dugnuts> not bad
12:00 <Devil45> vilis taste like baby shit in a nappy
12:00 <Devil45> ha coles pies
12:00 <simba> san remo bought balfours and u cant trust italians 2 make pies
12:00 <Devil45> actually coles brand stuff aint bad
12:00 <Devil45> their milk has a seal under the caps of 2 litre bottles
12:00 <Devil45> pura doesnt
14:00 <simba> no seal no cereal thats my motto
14:00 <Devil45> but when it comes to flavoured milk you cant go past oak chocolate milk or farmers union iced coffee
14:00 <Devil45> i remember when farmers union first introduced the 750ml iced coffee stubby
15:00 <couleurs> coles pies n oak choc milk mate n maybe some vb or xxxx 4 later that's how i roll
15:00 <couleurs> -- TheRon
16:00 <simba> oak rox
16:00 <Devil45> oak is nicer than pura classic choc
16:00 <Skirmish> In addition and perhaps most interesting, the review of research reveals that people rely most heavily on a criterion that is not among the five critical evaluation skills recommended to judge credibility. That is, design/presentational elements appear to be the primary factor in users’ credibility and information-quality assessments. The implications of this finding are ominous in that 
16:00 <Skirmish> they suggest Internet users may be easily duped by slick Web design. 
16:00 <Devil45> pura has sediment
17:00 <Devil45> oak doesnt.
17:00 <Devil45> nothing like farmers union iced coffee poured over weet-bix first thing in the morning.
18:00 <Devil45> thats how a mate of mine has it.
18:00 <simba> that guy fucken loves australia
19:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:00 <simba> nba is so funny they always have music playing
20:00 <simba> any time the game stops they need a distraction
20:00 <simba> food beats sirens
20:00 <simba> dancing
20:00 <simba> anything
20:00 <couleurs> nba i love this game
21:00 <simba> its basically a huge beep test 
22:00 <couleurs> it's how vines were created some guy just recorded 30 sec clip when the ball was out of play n BOOM now he's a millionaire while we sit here and talk about pies n milkshakes
22:00 <simba> i want a milkshake
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <couleurs> i'm a fashion designer not a fucking artist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Skirmish> Caramel malt thickshake.
23:00 <Skirmish> What colour is the dress couleurs? 
24:00 <couleurs> blued
26:00 <simba> Skirmish are you doing the ice bucket challenge
26:00 <couleurs> lol
29:00 <Skirmish> It's a bit late to get on that train isn't it? 
29:00 <British^Meat> balfours pasties, now thats a different story...
30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/H2KNOOz.jpg
30:00 <Skirmish> I think that the money I donate to the Royal Flying Doctor Service out of each of my pays is more effective than pouring cold water and ice over myself. 
30:00 <Skirmish> To each their own though ... 
31:00 <couleurs> lady gagas mom
31:00 <Skirmish> She looks the same age as gaga. 
32:00 <couleurs> lady gaga more like sir gaga am i rite rofl
32:00 <simba> <Skirmish> It's a bit late to get on that train isn't it?  - that was da joke !!!!
32:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!! 
33:00 <Skirmish> You jokes are too left field simba. 
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Hork0eX.jpg
33:00 <Skirmish> Your*
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DsriRYg.jpg
33:00 <couleurs> HAHAHAHA
33:00 <simba> amy winehouse in bubbles
34:00 <couleurs> that is genius
34:00 <Skirmish> That picture shows really well how fake some people can be. Their eyes make no difference to their facial emotion. 
36:00 <Skirmish> On a totally different topic. These are websites you should all bookmark for future productivity. http://imgur.com/SxW5nbY
36:00 <Floss> lol what the hell is with those two photos?
36:00 <Floss> has the second one been altered?
36:00 <Floss> whose the chick behind her?
37:00 <couleurs> Your jokes are too left field Floss.
38:00 <simba> FlossYourLegs
38:00 <Skirmish> You guys know how she got the nick Floss right? She wears her g strings backwards. 
40:00 <couleurs> cheque please!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Floss> thats called a t bar
43:00 <Devil45> thats not what kelly osbourne would call it
45:00 <Skirmish> GT6 is 60% downloaded. Taking for-fucking-ever. 
47:00 <simba> baking soda ive got baking soda
47:00 <Skirmish> Great for putting in your fridge to remove smells. 
49:00 <simba> lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83p69JhDnwU
49:00 <simba> MOST POWERFUL SONG OF THE DECADE?
50:00 <Skirmish> More recently, Google has begun developing an algorithm that will rank and display search results on its all-news site, Google News (http://news.google.com/), according to the credibility of the news source. Currently, results are ranked according to criteria such as relevance to search term and date to determine which stories appear first, but the new algorithm would use such credibility-related 
50:00 <Skirmish> factors as the news source’s number of years in business, staff size, number of bureaus the news source operates, circulation information, average story length, volume of network traffic to its site, and other criteria to rank stories.   <------ That's going to bode well for small news websites. 
51:00 <TheRon> for the lovers of life, and rugby league!
54:00 <simba> 2 mins of yoyo
54:00 <simba> more than i ever wished for
57:00 <Skirmish> I heard that she got such a hard time on irc that she has started injecting heroin. 
58:00 <TheRon> chasing that dragon?
58:00 <Skirmish> This article is starting to float the idea that facebook is a good way to discern if information is credible. 
58:00 <Skirmish> The same website that has coined the term 'click-tavism' because people think they can make a difference in the world by sharing and clicking like. 
59:00 <simba> sounds like a lotta mumbo jumb0o
00:00 <Skirmish> 'I read that people have had marking put on their fences for groups of people to come and steal dogs .... oh look my fence has a mark I have never seen before .... shared and liked because someone is out to steal my toy poodle. 
02:00 <couleurs> well i will continue to get all of my news from buzzfeed.com and news.com.au thank u very much
02:00 <Skirmish> Reputable sources indeed. 
03:00 <couleurs> TeHeHe
06:00 <Skirmish> Indeed, at least 26% of adult Web users in the United States reported having rated a product, service, or person online (Rainie & Hitlin, 2004).
06:00 <Skirmish> Therefore ... rating something makes it real. 
06:00 <TheRon> how many use the internet for porn?
08:00 <Devil45> thats like some people believing everything they read on torrentfreak
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6eFNRKEROw   <---- TheRon
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <TheRon> porn porn porn
16:00 <Skirmish> DID YOU KNOW ... there is a website that rates how good/bad German Priests are? 
17:00 <Skirmish> http://hirtenbarometer.de/
19:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Nikky`. I have missed you. 
20:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Skirmish.. as I have missed you
21:00 <Nikky`> I can finally relax for rest of the afternoon - good feeling
23:00 <Nikky`> How delightful
24:00 <TheRon> cup of tea and some cucumber sandwiches?
25:00 <Nikky`> No thank you
25:00 <Nikky`> I don't drink tea
28:00 <Skirmish> How many stones in a flac?
28:00 <Devil45> seeing as its a discography - total size 9 gb
29:00 <Nikky`> I do have a freshly made bed to enjoy but flipping a mattress on ones own is hard work
29:00 <Skirmish> God damnit now I am telling simba jokes. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: It's a great way to hide the stains though! 
30:00 <Nikky`> lol I don't have stains 
30:00 <Nikky`> Isn't that you? from the irc gossip
31:00 <simba> no ur not
31:00 <Skirmish> I sometimes wet the bed when I am waaaaaaaaay tired from a lot of shift work. 
31:00 <Skirmish> You're dreaming you're urinating and wake up in a panic to find out that you really are. 
31:00 <Nikky`> lol god
31:00 <Devil45> now thats a wet dream no one wants to endure
32:00 <Devil45> unless of course the person went to bed heavily intoxicated
40:00 <Skirmish> MAKE IT PHUNKEE, MAKE IT PHUNKEE. 
41:00 <Dugnuts> classy
41:00 <Dugnuts> i can honestly say i havent pissed the bed since early childhood
43:00 <Skirmish> You've lived a very boring life then Dugnuts. 
43:00 <Skirmish> All the cool kids wet the bed on occasion. 
43:00 <Dugnuts> nope
44:00 <Dugnuts> thats just the story your mummy told you to make you feel better
10:00 <Skirmish> There is no need to be hostile Dugnuts. Wetting yourself is a perfectly natural part of life. 
11:00 <Nikky`> It would take away being cold in winter when needing to get up in the middle of the night to pee
11:00 <TheRon> thats why before a big night out i wear a sanitary pad
12:00 <TokenDaRing> well this is a fucked up conversation to walk in on
12:00 <TheRon> you seem surprised
14:00 <Skirmish> Isn't this why you created a internet relay chat utopia with taco? 
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't create anything Skirmish
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I see you still have a chilli jammed up your arse though\
15:00 <Skirmish> Supported and encouraged the creation of*
15:00 <Skirmish> Sorry. 
16:00 <Skirmish> lol not at all. 
17:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' frekas
20:00 <Skirmish> Hey Kate :) want a chilli? 
20:00 <Skirmish> chocolate coated!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. naw!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> How you coin' anyways?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I submitted an essay the other day :/ GAH! 
20:00 <Skirmish> I am coin great. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> doin' *shakes fist*
21:00 <Skirmish> April 5th my first 1000 words are due. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
23:00 <simba> new pic of bastardly one uploaded on fb https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11037559_1586146448294522_1488081378123069948_n.jpg?oh=96b5c0cb0b07bab0c3627a24e1dc8208&oe=55B7EB53&__gda__=1434540396_a6c04381efb2caf10dfc3cf723ee57cb
23:00 <TheRon> looks totally sane
24:00 <TokenDaRing> too tall for b1
24:00 <TokenDaRing> also doesn't look like he's starving either
24:00 <Nikky`> Could have had a warning with it simba
25:00 <simba> soz
25:00 <simba> **NSFW** 
25:00 <simba> like anyones at work..!!!!
25:00 <Nikky`> I'll try and wipe it from my memory
26:00 <TokenDaRing> NMS is better
26:00 <simba> nintendo magazine system
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Not Mind Safe
26:00 <TheRon> lance franklin taken to hospital, thats a ashame
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
26:00 <simba> sweet
26:00 <simba> lets hope hes out of r2
28:00 <British^Meat> i had an r4
34:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ pic simba
34:00 <British^Meat> what the fuck is that bulge around the testes area?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fat
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> or his 'vagina' 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a an outie clit?
35:00 <British^Meat> his balls are retaining water it seems
35:00 <Skirmish> It looks cold there ... maybe he has evolved some extra insulation to keep his bits warm? 
35:00 <rosebud> what is an outie clit
36:00 <Skirmish> ask Kate. 
36:00 <TheRon> we're all adults here
36:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he just hasn't rubbed one out for a long time British^Meat? 
37:00 <British^Meat> lol
37:00 <British^Meat> Splooooooooooosh!
37:00 <rosebud> whos wedding photo is that
38:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure I have seen that location before in Ana_Ng's pics. That could be her husband. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <rosebud> isnt it two women?
42:00 <rosebud> i was just reading what i had missed earlier
43:00 <beehhh> i got headaches from assignment
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> not much by the looks of it
47:00 <rosebud> quiet again
47:00 <rosebud> so many people in here but they do not talk
47:00 <British^Meat> i cant talk...
47:00 <British^Meat> im s s  sc s cs sscared
48:00 <British^Meat> Its like when TheRon, B.O., slinkydick, or beehh come in
48:00 <British^Meat> i just c c c c clam up
48:00 <Skirmish> People are probably focusing on what they have running in other windows rosebud. 
48:00 <British^Meat> and that too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> of cybering in PM like skirmish and I are doing…. 
48:00 <British^Meat> what would u like to talk about rosebud?
49:00 <rosebud> im not sure
49:00 <rosebud> the current state of the liberal party seems like a bottomless pit at the moment
49:00 <British^Meat> fuk that
49:00 <British^Meat> im out to make tea
50:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: You are just fuelling the fire that is peoples misconceptions about us. 
50:00 <Skirmish> rosebud: cesspit*.  
50:00 <rosebud> indeed
50:00 <beehhh> oh daddy cool
50:00 <rosebud> It will be interesting come next federal election though. If there is a change of leadership they will probably get back in
51:00 <TheRon> on the rivers of babylon
51:00 <beehhh> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/6b/56/346b565ff452f41694d5f14384c43825.jpg
51:00 <rosebud> People need to realise its not just the leader of the party that's the problem, the entire party is making these awful decisions
51:00 <rosebud> who is that
53:00 <TheRon> beer is better than weed
53:00 <beehhh> weeds are better at hungryjacks
53:00 <Skirmish> I agree. It's right wing neo-liberal ideology that is the problem and anyone that supports it's advancement. 
53:00 <TheRon> hj's would sell weed if they could
54:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage
54:00 <Skirmish> I caught a great little star wars video with chris pyne in it on facebook. Let me find it again. 
54:00 <beehhh> Im an economic refugee
55:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWa0WmMo-1Y   <---- check it out. Very funny. Especially his laugh at the end. 
55:00 <TheRon> just because you come from frankston, does make you an economic refugee
55:00 <beehhh> switzerland seems a promised land
56:00 <rosebud> IT must be a fake.. the 20th century fox logo looks too good.
56:00 <beehhh> once i get my british passport i would work as a bulter at swiss alpines
56:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u brown imbersiel
57:00 <beehhh> Buttlier
57:00 <TheRon> couleurs, why don't frankston jokes work in here?
57:00 <rosebud> that video is great
57:00 <couleurs> cos nobodies name is frank lol
57:00 <Skirmish> rosebud: it is! 
59:00 <TheRon> little red corvette, baby you're much too fast
59:00 <Skirmish> in that he's begging for IRC pussy   <---- TokenDaRing. Why do you have to be a catty little bitch and chat behind peoples backs? lol
59:00 <TokenDaRing> you're welcome to come chat with us Skirmish :)
00:00 <British^Meat> is there beef?
00:00 <British^Meat> i sense meat
00:00 <Joffrey> errr. The problem with the current liberal fed govt, imo, is that they dont have a mandate for any of their legislation.
00:00 <TokenDaRing> what's wrong, not happy with your fiancee?
00:00 <Skirmish> You're the one telling the story TokenDaRing. You tell me. 
00:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm just speculating
01:00 <Skirmish> lol you're being an idiot. I am disappointed. I thought better of you. I dislike being wrong. 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> part of being human, Skirmish
01:00 <TokenDaRing> deal with it
01:00 <Joffrey> fight.fight.fight
01:00 <Skirmish> lol you guise. 
01:00 <beehhh> http://www.samsung.com/au/consumer/mobile-phone/tablet/tablet/SM-T805YTSAXSA
02:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck off beehhh
02:00 <rosebud> I have just found a marvelous video on youtube
02:00 <beehhh> im a brand advocacy manager
02:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7xE6ByD5pU
02:00 <Skirmish> You've been friendly with B1 for too long TokenDaRing. You're acting like him now. Birds of a feather flock together I suppose. 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: I'll think you'll find that B1 and I disagree about a great many things
02:00 <TokenDaRing> this just happens to not be one of them
02:00 <Skirmish> Too much alike? 
03:00 <TokenDaRing> but hey
03:00 <TokenDaRing> don't feel guilty because I think you're a dishonest slimeball
03:00 <TokenDaRing> why does it matter what I think anyway?
03:00 <Skirmish> Sorry to interupt you though. Feel free to continue chatting about me on a completely different server. It must be liberating to have no spine. 
03:00 <TokenDaRing> It's nice to know you care so much to bring it up :)
04:00 <British^Meat> oh
04:00 <British^Meat> is this loser tacos server?
04:00 <British^Meat> y u do that?
04:00 <beehhh> whoohoo this coming jan i will be in londony
04:00 <nate> yay beehhh!
04:00 <Skirmish> Austnet is so terrible, they had to create a different server to go and talk about people on. 
04:00 <British^Meat> lol\
05:00 <British^Meat> I D G I, just do another chan
05:00 <British^Meat> Unless youre totally not wanted on austnet, then go nuts!
05:00 <beehhh> even the cops are feral with no patient shot anyone carrying a pocket knife for peeling apples
05:00 <beehhh> you'll be a fooled msg but not me
05:00 <beehhh> MCG
08:00 <rosebud> this is weird
08:00 <Skirmish> It's a crazy weird world we live in. 
08:00 <rosebud> All we need now is Floss to show us her t bar
08:00 <Skirmish> I just want to see all the females T-bars ... because I am desperate for pussy. 
08:00 <Skirmish> lawl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> t-bar aside - cocks out lads
09:00 <Skirmish> Please Kate!  Use all of your will power to resist my powers! 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'll submitt 
09:00 <Skirmish> Ok. :) 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you work on the coast now… too easy dude ;)
10:00 <Skirmish> Hey! That's hurt my feelings. I am not easy! 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
11:00 <TheRon> now the drugs don't work they just make it worse
11:00 <entombed> katatonic_kate01 lets see ur asshole baby
11:00 <Fez> theron
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> entombed, you'd have to take me out for dinner + drinks first.
12:00 <Fez> theron eats breasts for dinner
12:00 <rosebud> has anyone seen into the wods yet
12:00 <rosebud> woods
13:00 <Fez> serpant: the giant wang story
16:00 <entombed> ok well i would love dinner + drinks
17:00 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now?
17:00 <TheRon> i bet it won't taste the same
18:00 <entombed> make the gravy
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you entombed…. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic! 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll book at rock pool :D
20:00 <StrykerX> Kaka.. SixInchRambo.. Man after your own heart!!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6 inches?
20:00 <TheRon> not long he's talking wide
20:00 <StrykerX> :')
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
21:00 <StrykerX> 6x6
21:00 <SixInchRambo> rub my lantern
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't need any wishes
22:00 <TheRon> oi
22:00 <TheRon> oi 
22:00 <TheRon> cause i'm tnt, i'm dynamite
25:00 <TheRon> i never turn down a pint
26:00 <TheRon> unless it's tooheys or xxxx
27:00 <TheRon> and there won't be snow at xmas time in africa this year
27:00 <Fez> take a carton or 6
28:00 <Fez> 30 can slabs, what more could a man want?
28:00 <simba> ive legitimately never had a can of beer
28:00 <TheRon> whats the difference between bono and god?
28:00 <TheRon> god doesn't call himself bono
29:00 <PuffDawg> Skirmish, actually I created a server because of illegitimate zlines, like how after I created the server, when dragen zlined me for nearly 4 weeks for pasting private conversations
29:00 <Skirmish> [17:30] <%simba> ive legitimately never had a can of beer   <--- Me neither come to think about it. 
29:00 <PuffDawg> You yourself at times have expressed fear of illegitimate zlines
29:00 <PuffDawg> Yet you cannot see the value, or reason
29:00 <PuffDawg> Are you stupid?
30:00 <PuffDawg> Remember, the whole reason you left the server was because you threw a tantrum because B1 is there.
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <couleurs> eeyyyyy simba wb man hahahhaha lol xD
31:00 <Skirmish> I totally did. 
31:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WII U BRO FKN
32:00 <PuffDawg> Its actually pretty awesome you did leave. We don't miss you. It also frees up your time to hang out with Druidess on Undernet.
32:00 <PuffDawg> I LOL @ u
32:00 <Skirmish> AND to try desperately to have sex with Kate. Don't forget that. 
32:00 <simba> ok pieter
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> more next week on dudes in their 30s who love irc
32:00 <StrykerX> It types too proper to be Pieter
33:00 <Skirmish> Be careful. It got cranky the last time I compared it to Pieter. 
33:00 <StrykerX> pieter just types on and on like this ignoring any form of puncuation except maybe a fullstop.
33:00 <TokenDaRing> oh Skirmish
33:00 <TokenDaRing> just so I'm not talking behind your back
33:00 <TokenDaRing> but Rimmer on Red Dwarf reminds me of you
34:00 <Skirmish> That means nothing to me. 
34:00 <TheRon> hehehehe.....rimmer
34:00 <Skirmish> I wonder how long before I end up the display pic on twitter and a focus on my personal details becomes apparent. 
34:00 <TheRon> he enjoys rimming?
34:00 <simba> TheRim
35:00 <British^Meat> fkn aye oi huehue wii u fkn brands aye
35:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !! Fkn yer u Know it . Hahahah!!! Brb gonna go ride me bike , maybe go chemist get some Panadol n stuff u sexc peoples . :P
35:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA
35:00 <PuffDawg> Skirmish, sure, send me a pic of yourself and I'll consider it as a dp
35:00 <couleurs> S Clube
35:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: be sure to use squarespace to show you at a take away shop.
36:00 <TokenDaRing> "Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. " A great way to describe Skirmish
36:00 <doctor> pick us up some winnie reds and maybe a iced cofffee thanks mate
36:00 <British^Meat> weird, ive never been scared of being zlined :/
36:00 <PuffDawg> Skirmish, I like how I haven't thrown any tantrums and deleted the twitter account, like you did with your numerous blogs.
36:00 <doctor> ill shout ya next time when centrelink pays me 
36:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: I don't remember fearing zlines either but let's not let that ruin a great story. 
37:00 <doctor> sometimes i want to be zlined permanently
37:00 <simba> dont u guys cringe having arguments about such fucking gay shit
37:00 <British^Meat> Im a pretty good Austnet User
37:00 <doctor> mostly from life though, more so than IRC
37:00 <Skirmish> We'd miss you doctor. 
37:00 <PuffDawg> ^^ so a reversal on your statements means you cannot be trusted?
37:00 <simba> i guess im just talking to PuffDawg here
37:00 <couleurs> Pieter has checked in @ Hungry Jacks. Oi using up mah coupons fkn $2 for a kids Whopper mate , gonna try to buy 8 n have a feed . :P
37:00 <doctor> my spirit will remain
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <PuffDawg> simba, do u like puffy dogs 2?
38:00 <PuffDawg> puffy dogs make me feel like a gangsta
38:00 <doctor> but kind words Skirmish 
38:00 <TheRon> what i need is a good defence cause i'm feeling like a criminal
38:00 <simba> are you still paying to have fake twitter followers on the twitter nobody looks at?
38:00 <simba> so nobody that cares can have their anonymity?]
38:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Skirmish> Be careful simba. If you disagree with their new world utopia they tend to attack you. 
39:00 <simba> that was a great way to spend two months wasnt it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <PuffDawg> $1 is paying?
39:00 <simba> i just love making it public
39:00 <Skirmish> Are you Joe Hockey PuffDawg? 
40:00 <British^Meat> hah, wait whats this?
40:00 <entombed> Skirmish
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> joe is a bit of a cunt, ya know....
40:00 <simba> at least peiter didnt pay to run his cyber bullying crew
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <TheRon> p diddy?
40:00 <Skirmish> Of course $1 is paying. How are you confused about what is paying when there is an exchange of currency? 
40:00 <simba> imagine being a rung lower than pieter
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> he lives in the next burb over...
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> from me
40:00 <PuffDawg> Do you hold great value in $1 or something?
40:00 <entombed> PuffDawg is taco
40:00 <PuffDawg> entombed, amazing!
40:00 <Skirmish> entombed: Thanks Captain Obvious. 
41:00 <simba> thanks detective
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <doctor> a dolphin and crab hybrid would make a pretty cool pet
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes dr
41:00 <doctor> imho
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to have hermit crabs
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> they were pretty cool creatures
41:00 <doctor> theyre pretty cool too
41:00 <doctor> true that
41:00 <TheRon> oh those crabs
41:00 <Skirmish> doctor: until it got loose and started cutting people in half at the beach trying to be playful. 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> then… i left them at pre school for a week and they died...
41:00 <TheRon> silly me i was thinking the other crabs
41:00 <PuffDawg> Everyone loves having crabs
42:00 <TheRon> not everyone
42:00 <doctor> that would be cute and an awesome day out
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the hermit carb variety!
43:00 <simba> unique
43:00 <doctor> i could ride on its back in the surf while it helps all the people who get frightened of the sharks
43:00 <TheRon> did you get crabs at the big day out?
43:00 <unique> simba
43:00 <Skirmish> doctor: All I can think about is an Edward Scissorhands type situation with your dolphin. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> that you could Dr
43:00 <doctor> its more a concern being caught being at a big day out rather than catching crabs while there
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> what would you call the said pet?
43:00 <doctor> lol Skirmish 
44:00 <Skirmish> Cralphin. 
44:00 <doctor> Cralphins a good name
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and where would you keep it?
44:00 <TheRon> if the portaloo is rockin' don't bother knockin'
44:00 <hello> whats happening people i like star wars
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
45:00 <Skirmish> I like the Chris Pyne star wars. 
45:00 <TheRon> i like star wars but i hate sci fi in general
45:00 <Skirmish> It's awesome. 
45:00 <TheRon> and i like aleins
45:00 <doctor> probably let it live under a harbour or something and take it out for a feed on the weekends
45:00 <hello> light sabres are the ultimate
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok starwars kid
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate starwars 
46:00 <TheRon> the sandpeople will be back and in greater numbers
46:00 <couleurs> good 2 c u guys not being boring
47:00 <hello> do you hate me
47:00 <TheRon> they walk in single file to hide their numbers
47:00 <PuffDawg> History Channel taught me everything I know. I mostly watch Ancient Aliens and Ice Road Trucking
47:00 <couleurs> yes
48:00 <doctor> ancient astronaut theorists
48:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to call the taliban sandpeople?
48:00 <hello> star wars 7 is coming
48:00 <doctor> did you know that it was aliens all along?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice road truckers is gay
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ancient aliens, yeah…. good
48:00 <TheRon> i watched prometheus and didn't get it
49:00 <simba> 777
49:00 <doctor> aliens are the new explanation for everything, they've replaced Jesus
49:00 <entombed> 88
49:00 <TheRon> 69
49:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/W2BKVYQ9tZE
49:00 <hello> jesus is an alien
49:00 <PuffDawg> Ancient Jesus Supercharged Edition
49:00 <doctor> that would explain a lot hello
50:00 <TheRon> wanna know my favourite movie?
50:00 <TheRon> in like flint
50:00 <couleurs> Rob Zomby - Matrix Soundtrack Song.mp3
50:00 <simba> thats my second favorite
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child said today, that baby jesus watches peeps from the clouds
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like, who told you that....
51:00 <TheRon> which cheech and chong movie is your favourite?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> she said I did :/
51:00 <Skirmish> lol you need to stop giving important life talks to your daughter whilst you're wasted. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the one where he goes, i'm gonna tie my pecker to the tree, to the tree
51:00 <simba> ghost pepper
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… i don't get 'wasted' while rory is awake
52:00 <Skirmish> Who do you use to get stuff from the fridge? 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a fat claw for that
53:00 <hello> kate whats wrong with star wars dont you believe in the force
53:00 <Skirmish> Want to use me? Would you like to exploit my desperate love for you and make me get you stuff from the fridge? ;) 
53:00 <TheRon> bad to the bone
53:00 <TheRon> bbbbbbbbbbbb bad
53:00 <simba> Fucken Aussie Rock
53:00 <Skirmish> Because after all, even though I am engaged I am ALWAYS looking for something better. 
53:00 <simba> Genre: Fucken Aussi
53:00 <TheRon> it's not aussie
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could do that skirmish!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> make me cupcakes!
53:00 <simba> Lorde - genre - Aussie Computer Shit
54:00 <TheRon> she's kiwi
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I thought Thorougood* was american? 
54:00 <simba> that bad to the bone song is fucken australian alright
54:00 <TheRon> copperhead road time i think
55:00 <TheRon> my foot almost goes thru the floor when i listen to this song
55:00 <nate> lol TheRon:)
56:00 <entombed> TheRon
56:00 <entombed> are you drinking?
56:00 <TheRon> yes?
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <TheRon> whats your point?
57:00 <entombed> great combination
57:00 <nate> party animal theron
57:00 <entombed> copper head road and drinking
57:00 <TheRon> oh yes
58:00 <TheRon> simba i'm hardcore
58:00 <simba> hxc
59:00 <entombed> put your foot through wall
00:00 <TheRon> jack white - i'm shakin'
00:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
00:00 <nate> party hard andrew w.k
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
02:00 <TheRon> whats cooking?
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> i remember that guy
03:00 <TheRon> i'm reheating honey mustard chicken from last night
03:00 <simba> is he a gay icon
03:00 <TheRon> is listening to bonnie tyler considered gay?
03:00 <simba> nar
05:00 <TheRon> i think barracking for melbourne city is pretty gay
07:00 <simba> agreed
07:00 <simba> gayer than heritier lumumba getting high and having orgies with his rasta brothers
08:00 <TheRon> ever see that kids show called rastamouse??
08:00 <TheRon> so funny
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <TheRon> come to think of it hertier kinda looks like rastamouse
11:00 <nate> isnt everything old gay, in a younger persons eyes :)
13:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
13:00 <couleurs> kelly clarkson - since u bean gone
14:00 <TheRon> you can breathe for the first time?
14:00 <couleurs> yes n get fat
14:00 <TheRon> she is a pudgy
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kelly-clarkson-bbc-1-radio__oPt.jpg
15:00 <couleurs> i'm in luv wit da coco perez
15:00 <TheRon> not necessarily a deal bre aker for me
16:00 <couleurs> c-c-c-ombo bre aker
17:00 <Fez> how does a sheep laugh?
18:00 <TheRon> no idea?
18:00 <TheRon> how do new zealanders find sheep in long grass?
18:00 <TheRon> very satisfying
19:00 <Fez> damn
19:00 <Fez> do sheep have breasts?
20:00 <Fez> nikkerz!
20:00 <Nikky`> Fezzers!
21:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
22:00 <milk> r u ok?
22:00 <TheRon> is it that day already?
23:00 <milk> practicing
23:00 <TheRon> R U OK Day is now known as mitch clark day
25:00 <zaim> is that all
25:00 <zaim> i want everyone to watch.
25:00 <Nikky`> I know you like others to watch
25:00 <TheRon> i want it now! i want the children to see!
25:00 <zaim> kgoodta
25:00 <Nikky`> xx
26:00 <zaim> ox
26:00 <TheRon> simpsons
26:00 <couleurs> :)
26:00 <Nikky`> Did you have a good day zaim?
26:00 <zaim> ive done nothing but shower and eat 3 times
26:00 <zaim> you?
27:00 <Nikky`> I've done a lot and managed a nap
27:00 <zaim> very good
27:00 <zaim> i still didnt answer your question tho
27:00 <zaim> my day was good thanks hun x
27:00 <TheRon> did you get a bbq chicken from the supermarket and eat with your bare hands like an animal??
27:00 <Nikky`> Thats fantastic
27:00 <zaim> i did not
28:00 <TheRon> why not?
28:00 <zaim> i have people to do that for me
28:00 <zaim> i use their hands
28:00 <Nikky`> Glad you managed a shower tho
28:00 <zaim> glad you managed a nap too
29:00 <TheRon> i want to live like common people
29:00 <zaim> define common
29:00 <zaim> like, white ppl?
30:00 <TheRon> whatever pulp meant
30:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the william shatner version
32:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/dtc_dfDQx6s
32:00 <couleurs> favourite song of this year so far ok
34:00 <TheRon> i like uptown funk
34:00 <couleurs> u suk 
35:00 <couleurs> very unaustralian mate
35:00 <TheRon> bvb is unaustralian
36:00 <couleurs> WRONG
36:00 <couleurs> they have 3 aussies now mate
36:00 <couleurs> 3!!!!!!!
36:00 <TheRon> anyone of note?
36:00 <couleurs> langerak is 2nd keeper
37:00 <couleurs> he's #1 aussie keeper
37:00 <couleurs> ??????
37:00 <TheRon> fair enough
37:00 <couleurs> ya he's #1 since 2013
38:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: any econmoic refugees from frankston where you live?
38:00 <TheRon> economic
38:00 <Nikky`> Possibly
39:00 <zaim> there are in sunshine
39:00 <entombed> there are pleanty of economic refugees in frankston
40:00 <TheRon> refugees are generally trying to get out
40:00 <couleurs> he played 4 south melbourne and then melbourne victory or something now he in germany suck it every1 else
43:00 <TheRon> mars ain't the place to raise a kid, in fact it's cold as hell
43:00 <Nikky`> Happy Happy Joy Joy
46:00 <hello> good one nikky
47:00 <TheRon> don't you look at my girlfriend she's only on ei got
48:00 <ooomp> Evening
49:00 <TheRon> hwat did you do today ooomp
50:00 <ooomp> I think I did pretty well
50:00 <TheRon> you do good?
50:00 <ooomp> Probably
50:00 <ooomp> But I do have a headache
50:00 <TheRon> damn!
51:00 <ooomp> Yeah
52:00 <TheRon> i have sat on my arse all day
52:00 <couleurs> =)
52:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_PC6TlIhs
53:00 <ooomp> TL;DW
54:00 <ooomp> how are you couleurs
54:00 <ooomp> TheRon, that's the best way to sit
54:00 <couleurs> bit tired... n u
54:00 <TheRon> it really is
55:00 <hello> light sabres are cool
55:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
55:00 <ooomp> Yeah ok ish
55:00 <couleurs> pics
56:00 <ooomp> couleurs is totes amazeballs
56:00 <couleurs> where u bean ooomp...
57:00 <ooomp> Eating with friends
57:00 <ooomp> It was delicious 
57:00 <couleurs> Hot
57:00 <couleurs> what did you eated
57:00 <ooomp> I had a parmi
57:00 <ooomp> What else do you have at your local pub
57:00 <couleurs> u beautey
57:00 <couleurs> parmer n bear
58:00 <ooomp> Indeed
58:00 <ooomp> Had a pale 
58:00 <couleurs> u rok
58:00 <Nikky`> Hey ooomp :o)
58:00 <ooomp> Hey Nikky`
59:00 <ooomp> How are you babe
59:00 <Nikky`> I'm delightful - you?
59:00 <ooomp> Relatively ok, bit of a headache but will survive :)
00:00 <Nikky`> take some panadol and lay down. Dr Nikky's orders
01:00 <couleurs> Hot
01:00 <ooomp> Already ahead of you doc :)
02:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip gang
02:00 <ooomp> I had a lie down before and just popped some pharmaceuticals
02:00 <ooomp> I heard the sky is blue couleurs
02:00 <Nikky`> Good girl
02:00 <ooomp> Unconfirmed yet though
03:00 <hello> star wars 7 is coming out
03:00 <couleurs> yes it was sunny before
03:00 <couleurs> who cares, big eares
03:00 <ooomp> Good weekend Nikky`?
03:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it was ok..some of it was in Geelong
03:00 <ooomp> Oooh
04:00 <ooomp> I thought I saw you
04:00 <ooomp> :P
04:00 <Nikky`> I was stalking you
04:00 <ooomp> I wouldn't expect anything less 
04:00 <Nikky`> I'm glad
04:00 <ooomp> Its ok, I don't bite.. unless you want me to ;)
05:00 <Nikky`> Of course I want you to
05:00 <ooomp> Reoww
06:00 <couleurs> Ok
06:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
06:00 <ooomp> couleurs feels left out
06:00 <ooomp> Played any FiFa lately couleurs?
07:00 <couleurs> a bit last night but i turned it off cos i was bad :(
07:00 <ooomp> Stupid game
07:00 <ooomp> How dare it win
08:00 <couleurs> agreed.
08:00 <ooomp> Ultimately you won couleurs
08:00 <ooomp> You have the power to turn it off :D
09:00 <couleurs> thank u
09:00 <Nikky`> the power turns us all off
10:00 <ooomp> That would be horrible
10:00 <couleurs> agreed.
11:00 <ooomp> Speaking of horrible
11:00 <ooomp> Its that Adelaide guy
12:00 <couleurs> ew with a capital E!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DsriRYg.jpg
16:00 <ooomp> slinky_J loves 
17:00 <British^Meat> brand names
17:00 <slinky_J> yuck
17:00 <ooomp> Good start
17:00 <slinky_J> because he can afford brand names.
18:00 <ooomp> In his fantasies and dreams at night
18:00 <couleurs> =)
18:00 <slinky_J> u two should meet up, ur both downers
18:00 <ooomp> My name is Debbie
19:00 <couleurs> my name is dougie 
20:00 <PuffDawg> I'm a Puffy Dawg yo
20:00 <PuffDawg> with tomato sauce
22:00 <couleurs> that's nice
25:00 <couleurs> who's wearin' pants
25:00 <ooomp> No one
26:00 <Dugnuts> this is irc
26:00 <Dugnuts> silly question
26:00 <British^Meat> im wearing my shuffle pants
27:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J buys weird clothes from the UK in a desperate attempt at individuality. 
27:00 <British^Meat> well, to be fair
28:00 <British^Meat> his mum buys them
28:00 <Skirmish> That's right ... because he's not allowed a visa card. 
28:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/mLziyGyn07A
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Official Blackwood Film Trailer 2014 Views: 90,823   Uploader: BlackwoodFilmUK Uploaded: Published on Jul 16, 2014 Duration: 1 Minutes 36 Seconds 
29:00 <ooomp> Useful bot banned
29:00 <British^Meat> shame its owned by a complete toss then
30:00 <Skirmish> Be careful British^Meat otherwise you will become to focus of their discussion. 
30:00 <ooomp> Its all politics
30:00 <British^Meat> hah, oh no!
30:00 <Skirmish> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> been there, done that, he's not new
31:00 <Skirmish> Pieter version 2.0. 
33:00 <entombed> yes he is a pieter
34:00 <ooomp> Most people are a Pieter
35:00 <couleurs> lol
35:00 <entombed> lol
35:00 <entombed> most people are jolted by the fact they are alive
36:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
36:00 <nate> thats hot
36:00 <British^Meat> battlefieldhardlinewiiu
37:00 <nate> i have some bacon, British^Meat!
37:00 <nate> ;D~
37:00 <British^Meat> i just had some on my jacket taters
37:00 <British^Meat> was looking forward to them all week and they did not dissapoint
37:00 <couleurs> Bacon n Eggs !
38:00 <Skirmish> What did you have in them? 
38:00 <British^Meat> potato HUE
38:00 <British^Meat> but seriously
38:00 <British^Meat> bacon
38:00 <British^Meat> sour cream
38:00 <British^Meat> butter
38:00 <British^Meat> cheese
39:00 <British^Meat> sweet chilli sauce
39:00 <British^Meat> flanked with honey mustard chicken and pasta
39:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
40:00 <couleurs> Yes.
41:00 <Skirmish> That sounds quite nice. 
43:00 <couleurs> well you guys got boren quik...
44:00 <Skirmish> It's because I am so bitter I make lemons taste sweet couleurs. 
44:00 <couleurs> Ok
44:00 <Skirmish> :) 
45:00 <Maurice> Stuffed potato is great
46:00 <couleurs> Picard's a stuffed potato
48:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish you still dating that bushpig?
48:00 <slinky_J> in no position to pay me out dude
48:00 <Maurice> Dating is such a sweet word
48:00 <nate> hmm wild bush :D
48:00 <British^Meat> hah
48:00 <PuffDawg> slinky_J, you're right, you're equal with Skirmish
48:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: he is but he's in the market for something new
48:00 <British^Meat> might finish off my tea with some popcorn
49:00 <slinky_J> LOL
51:00 <couleurs> i'm in the market 4 something blue
52:00 <thestig> you pregers?
52:00 <couleurs> maeby
56:00 <ooomp> omg couleurs! 
57:00 <couleurs> j/k got u guys good epic punk'd #mtv_cribs
58:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: You don't even know what my mrs looks like mate. 
58:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing is jealous that Kate and I chat. 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
59:00 <TokenDaRing> not really
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm very happy in my engagement, unlike some
59:00 <Skirmish> Why does it burn you so hard that she and I chat then? Why do you have to make it more than it is? 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> because it clearly gets a rise out of you
59:00 <Skirmish> You sound very jealous. I am sorry I stole your e-girl Token. 
00:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh you're both perfect for each other
00:00 <couleurs> every1 is jealous when i chat 2 ooomp n ask her about what she ate 2 day
00:00 <amelia> omgosh can't stop watching banshee
00:00 <couleurs> u r a banshee amelia 
00:00 <amelia> fanks *blushes*
00:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for your thoughts on our compatibility Token. It means a lot to both of us. 
00:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad to help :)
01:00 <ooomp> its exclusive just for you couleurs <3
01:00 <Skirmish> By the sounds of it I was doing fine without your help. 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> please, do go on Skirmish :allears:
01:00 <Skirmish> It's your story TokenDaRing. I can only go as far as you tell it. 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> well I could speculate that your missus abuses you, but that's so overdone
02:00 <nate> dont matter if ya dating a t-rex, as long as you are happy :D
02:00 <TokenDaRing> and besides, that's Loof's realm
02:00 <entombed> hahaha TokenDaRing
02:00 <entombed> true
02:00 <amelia> how cute is nathaniel
03:00 <entombed> very cruel
03:00 <Skirmish> Yes! Show me how little it matters to you by getting personal! 
04:00 <TokenDaRing> dance, Skirmish
04:00 <TokenDaRing> dance
04:00 <entombed> dance
05:00 <Skirmish> lol I love it. 
07:00 <slinky_J> keep telling yourself that
08:00 <entombed> Skirmish prob good time to get a good life
08:00 <couleurs> `ban stebie banning the YouTube bot gets you in a band.
09:00 <entombed> LOL
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <entombed> how you making it?
10:00 <Skirmish> entombed: Something tells me that you are not someone I should be taking advice from in that regard. 
10:00 <psYbR> lol howd he get the youtube bot banned?
10:00 <slinky_J> by puttin it in the freezer
10:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
11:00 <entombed> hahahahahaha
11:00 <psYbR> HUHUHUH
11:00 <PuffDawg> mentioning slinky_J's surname
11:00 <PuffDawg> if you mention slinky_J's surname, you get banned, because people don't like slinky_J 
11:00 <couleurs> what is it
12:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: Copy and paste what the bot said before it got banned, and find out. 
12:00 <PuffDawg> if you mention Skirmish's real name, nothing happens, because nobody cares
13:00 <slinky_J> PuffDawg ur nick makes me hungry for coco pops
13:00 <nate> PuffDawg go over and play some gta with slinky_J :)
13:00 <nate> best friends in no time
13:00 <Skirmish> Just don't kick his ball down the street. 
13:00 <couleurs> but i don't wanna get band :(
16:00 <couleurs> i wanna be lead singer!!!!!!!
17:00 <couleurs> ala Gay Subastein
18:00 <Grim> the fro
20:00 <couleurs> j/k i think he's dead now
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> black
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> wood
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> black _ wood
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> b lackwood
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> blackwoo d
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> blackwood
36:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/WEWG6kSYqlY
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: lock the taskbar Views: 573,360   Uploader: evesira Uploaded: Published on Jan 22, 2014 Duration: 0 Minutes 8 Seconds 
41:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/hOimTfNR110
41:00 <Dugnuts> why doesnt shareem like it huh?
43:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt Views: 6,992,212   Uploader: bishopvids Uploaded:  Apr 30, 2009 Duration: 0 Minutes 49 Seconds 
44:00 <doctor> looks nice but a little too populated
45:00 <couleurs> :)
48:00 <couleurs> and that's that, mattress man 
48:00 <simba> nothing really mattress
48:00 <simba> who really chairs
49:00 <couleurs> Poetry.
50:00 <simba> im gettin used to starin at these photos on the wall
51:00 <couleurs> i love da coco
53:00 <couleurs> Borussia Dortmund is the fifth club to break the 700 victory record.
54:00 <couleurs> Big Guns.
55:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs man utd soon rite?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Pele is going too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to watch Liverpool
00:00 <couleurs> who...
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the amazing black cunt
01:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One should come soccer one day
01:00 <couleurs> Ok
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the brazil guy couleurs
02:00 <couleurs> Pepe better
03:00 <Bastardly_One> reading about famous Liverpool fans
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Samuel L Jackson is one 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Liam Neeson as well 
04:00 <couleurs> the amazing black cunt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he must get on the phone and make threats ala Taken
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found Dr Dre on this lisgt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *list
06:00 <couleurs> what about eminem?
06:00 <couleurs> jay-z?
06:00 <couleurs> beyonce?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a strange little list
09:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
11:00 <couleurs> #RiP_Top_Gear
13:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqcOPHpZLg8
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pony Grips - Guillotine Views: 15,534   Uploader: MrTankHill Uploaded: Published on Mar 20, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 48 Seconds 
13:00 <couleurs> oh my god
15:00 <couleurs> y would u even do this
16:00 <simba> bronies
17:00 <simba> thats something Skirmish would link
17:00 <simba> and say he and his son have been singing for 2 weeks
19:00 <entombed> im not even opening that link
19:00 <entombed> i refuse
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot play Fifa anymore
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not even with Liverpool 2 buttons
21:00 <couleurs> you couldn't play it before either ;)
21:00 <couleurs> BURN
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting for that 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just turned it off in disgust actually
21:00 <simba> fifa is a young mans game
22:00 <simba> stick 2 backgammon
22:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, does the game start 6:30am your time?
22:00 <simba> yeah
22:00 <simba> thats it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 7am then
22:00 <simba> do you wanna know when to fall asleep
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I guess
22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/mAE9fOW.png
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to nap before it as I have things to do tomorrow 
23:00 <simba> like what
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't think I can do it with no sleep without being physically sick
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gayhound assessing for someone 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> greyhound assessing 
24:00 <simba> ill dog
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I get sick when they get too active and I have to hold them in place in the fake starter boxes and shit 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if I haven't slept the physical side actually mades me feel really ill
25:00 <simba> yeah fuck white people
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't believe me but I met an intelligent arsenal supporter the other day
26:00 <Bastardly_One> claiming we're going to have the FA Cup final against them only we're going to win
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was a really intelligent comment
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
27:00 <simba> nah itll be blackburn villa
27:00 <Bastardly_One> loo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine if it was
28:00 <simba> no
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/iANRIQo.png
37:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/UrGMkiK
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I would never ever ever go near that shop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> those cunts can kill me 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic
40:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/3CKCRbmYTPU
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bull's Eye Views: 3,898   Uploader: dave6086 Uploaded: Published on Nov 3, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 4 Seconds 
40:00 <couleurs> whoa
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he better fall or something
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I want that 2mins and 4 seconds back thank you
45:00 <couleurs> Bull's Eye
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHyDv0Los2c
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lucky - Descendents HD Views: 10,805   Uploader: mukeni0x Uploaded:  Feb 11, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 9 Seconds 
57:00 <couleurs> I want that 3mins and 9 seconds back thank you
59:00 <couleurs> Bull's Eye
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wash your mouth out
03:00 <Skirmish> [21:18] <%simba> bronies [21:19] <%simba> thats something Skirmish would link [21:19] <%simba> and say he and his son have been singing for 2 weeks  <---- Why do you have to make it such a toxic chat environment and insult my son simba? 
04:00 <Skirmish> heh ... why am I surprised. 
04:00 <simba> speaking of toxic chat environments
04:00 <simba> welcome back Skirmish!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> all I read was
04:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
05:00 <simba> its not insulting your son at all its an acute observation 
05:00 <couleurs> Briteney Sphere - Toxxic
05:00 <Skirmish> Yeah rightio mate. 
05:00 <simba> you share a terrible sense of humor
05:00 <simba> thats all i was saying
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *humour
06:00 <simba> have you got soft in your absense or something?
06:00 <simba> thought you were mr iron keyboard?
06:00 <couleurs> it's not a humor!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> --- ahrneld swisminiger
07:00 <simba> arnold schweinsteiger is the bayernator
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: you seem to easily upset tonight, is everything ok?
08:00 <couleurs> definitely. 
09:00 <nate> TokenDaRing beat cheating on you Skirmish?:)
09:00 <nate> been shit!
10:00 <couleurs> shut up nate!!!!!!!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> NAB classic banking is supposed to have no fees right?
10:00 <TokenDaRing> think so
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking bullshit
11:00 <Serenity> ive never been charged a fee
11:00 <Skirmish> I am totally upset. Tears streaming down my face. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'm not on classic banking and they're suddenly charging me again 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first fee in ages
11:00 <Serenity> whats the fee for
11:00 <TokenDaRing> what does it say the fee is for?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah admin 
11:00 <Serenity> call em up
11:00 <Serenity> tomorrow obv
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am thinking it might of been the o/s transaction
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's never happened before either
12:00 <couleurs> did you buy ugly clothes from the UK...
12:00 <couleurs> probably it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, my name's not slinky
12:00 <Serenity> id just give em a call tomorrow
12:00 <Serenity> see whats up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I'm as brain damaged
13:00 <couleurs> TeHeHe
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am going to 
13:00 <Serenity> only time i ever get charged anything with NAB is if i use a commonwealth ATM
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but they've never hit me for that either 
13:00 <entombed> Skirmish is everything going ok mate?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the over 8 and other atms, etc
14:00 <simba> pandas 200 dollar jedi coat
14:00 <simba> that was awesome
14:00 <couleurs> lmao
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he actually pmed me with the link 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and so excited
15:00 <couleurs> matching ladies suede gloves
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no 
15:00 <couleurs> Super Cool.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tight fitting gloves don't you know
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not ladies gloves
16:00 <Bastardly_One> we all know they are but that'd be the retort
19:00 <simba> mile jedinak
19:00 <simba> the jedi nakight
20:00 <Skirmish> [22:15] <entombed> Skirmish is everything going ok mate?   <---- I am fine now. I am again at peace with how much people here can be scumbags. 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> mmm those tears
22:00 <Skirmish> lol I find you funny TokenDaRing. You're not a scumbag. Anyone that can change their stance on people on a whim can only be funny. 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: because I don't take this seriously
22:00 <Skirmish> Of course you don't. 
22:00 <Skirmish> ;) 
23:00 <simba> i thought you were one of the most serious
23:00 <TokenDaRing> totes simba
23:00 <TokenDaRing> very srs
24:00 <simba> i think its the guys who have to make sure people know they dont take it seriously that are the most serious
24:00 <TokenDaRing> I should write a blog about it
24:00 <TokenDaRing> or maybe two
24:00 <simba> well that is pretty serious
24:00 <simba> you cant write a blog in jest
24:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like a lot of work on top of twitter. 
24:00 <simba> twitter crew vs blog boy
24:00 <simba> battle to see who cares about irc least
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the Blog of Butthurt
24:00 <nate> no pieter the wolves turn on each other:)
24:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the twitter thing is actually amusing 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the quotes are quote worthy
25:00 <simba> nate: pieter is gone let go
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the blog is just pure butthurt
25:00 <entombed> lol
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: tweets take like, 5 seconds to write
26:00 <TokenDaRing> blog entries take actual effort
27:00 <Bastardly_One> plus, honestly ... when I get out of my rages even I laugh at myself
27:00 <simba> violence begets violence
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of that shit is slightly amusing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like retarded amusing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, nice night here so time for the exercise walk thing
29:00 <Serenity> Give quiche a chance
30:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm quiche
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get one if I walk that way ... not had one for ages
30:00 <Serenity> make one you lazy cunt
31:00 <Fez> poems
31:00 <B1{MIA}> nuh
31:00 <simba> who makes quiche
31:00 <B1{MIA}> its only $7
32:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah what he said ... you're a good cook
32:00 <B1{MIA}> <--- domestic retard
32:00 <B1{MIA}> *wanders*
32:00 <Skirmish> How does the saying go? 'Real men do not eat quiche?'
32:00 <Skirmish> Oh, it's a book. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Who'd have thought. 
33:00 <Serenity> i make quiche. who buys them. .
33:00 <Skirmish> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_Don%27t_Eat_Quiche
35:00 <Skirmish> Evening unique. 
35:00 <unique> Evening
37:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMqnx_SLiNM
37:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: secrets to be almost like bruce lee Views: 276,929   Uploader: FroggyFreshRap Uploaded: Published on Feb 28, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 15 Seconds 
48:00 <couleurs> Yeah rightio mate. 
49:00 <under> hello.
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feIwig2AtA
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Froggy Fresh - Christmas Views: 1,936,890   Uploader: FroggyFreshRap Uploaded: Published on Feb 15, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 45 Seconds 
50:00 <couleurs> the new eminem u guys
54:00 <nate> looks special
54:00 <nate> "special"
54:00 <under> couleurs: are you the fifa 15 guy?
55:00 <couleurs> thank u nate 
55:00 <couleurs> yes un
55:00 <couleurs> der
56:00 <under> wanna play?
56:00 <under> i wanna kick someone's ass with juventus
56:00 <couleurs> Ok
56:00 <under> ok
57:00 <under> let me turn on ps4 and insert fifa
57:00 <under> see you in ok?
57:00 <InternetLover> lolololol
57:00 <couleurs> Ok
59:00 <couleurs> i'm the fifa 15 guy
00:00 <Floss> im your mum
01:00 <Floss> go to bed
01:00 <Liinda> make me a sammich
01:00 <couleurs> 8)
01:00 <nate> is dat parrtay!
01:00 <nate> hes a hottie
02:00 <under> couleurs: 
02:00 <under> cmin
02:00 <under> cmon
02:00 <Liinda> couleurs!!
02:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
02:00 <Liinda> hows u?
02:00 <couleurs> i'm ok n u
02:00 <under> lol couleurs being waiting for you
02:00 <couleurs> yeh Liinda i bean waiting 4 u
03:00 <Liinda> im good couleurs.
03:00 <Liinda> why u been waiting for me?
03:00 <couleurs> idk
04:00 <Liinda> ph :(
04:00 <couleurs> just sent you an invite now under 
04:00 <Liinda> Oh*
04:00 <Liinda> huh?
04:00 <couleurs> where u bean Liinda 
04:00 <couleurs> going 2 fifa !
04:00 <Liinda> been working and wprking
04:00 <Liinda> oh no way!
04:00 <couleurs> work sux
04:00 <couleurs> fifa rules
04:00 <couleurs> y r u in italy 4 under 
05:00 <couleurs> bet there's lag
05:00 <couleurs> SHUT UP AND ANSWER ME
06:00 <Liinda> what u mean by  y r u in italy 4 under?
06:00 <Fez> fkn liinda
06:00 <couleurs> he's in italy
07:00 <Liinda> who
07:00 <Liinda> Fezzlesnesss
07:00 <couleurs> under
07:00 <Liinda> OH
07:00 <couleurs> see it disconnected 
07:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!!
07:00 <Liinda> fucken confised me
07:00 <simba> under move ur router a bit closer 2 australia
07:00 <Liinda> now i know what ur on about
07:00 <under> fuck
07:00 <under> i'm on the other part of the world fuck
07:00 <couleurs> it said lost connection
07:00 <Liinda> under.... where r u from
07:00 <under> italy
07:00 <couleurs> move your roouter closer 2 australlia
07:00 <couleurs> --- simba 
07:00 <Liinda> where in italy
07:00 <under> florence
08:00 <couleurs> i'll try again?
08:00 <Liinda> thats firenze yeh?
08:00 <under> yes
08:00 <under> couleurs: ok
08:00 <couleurs> last time we had an ok match
08:00 <under> correct
08:00 <Liinda> cool. do u speak proper italin or is there a dialect
08:00 <under> lol 
08:00 <under> i speak italian
08:00 <under> and dialect
09:00 <Liinda> ah cool, i only know italian
09:00 <Liinda> muj is calabrese, dad is sicilian
09:00 <Liinda> *mum
09:00 <under> i'm from calabria
09:00 <Liinda> which part
09:00 <under> reggio calabria
09:00 <under> south
09:00 <Liinda> mum's from capistrano
09:00 <under> dunno
10:00 <tallone> dads from catania
10:00 <Liinda> small village
10:00 <couleurs> press a button 4 start game pls
10:00 <Liinda> part of vibo i think
10:00 <under> how old are you?
10:00 <under> where did you born
10:00 <Liinda> 35
10:00 <Liinda> Melbourne
10:00 <under> :)
10:00 <under> you must know italian
10:00 <Liinda> all my relatives now live in milano
10:00 <under> becouse your blood is tricolore
11:00 <Liinda> haha yeah under
11:00 <Liinda> i speak it but basic.
11:00 <under> that's ok
11:00 <under> next summer i come to aust
11:00 <Liinda> oh nice. melbourne is best
11:00 <Liinda> sydney is a shit hole
12:00 <couleurs> no lag then nice
12:00 <under> couleurs: invite me
12:00 <couleurs> Ok
12:00 <under> i have to go to eat pasta in 20 mins
12:00 <Liinda> i had a friend from italy come down, i took him around melbourne etc. we went to sydey and he liked it but said melb was nicer.
12:00 <Liinda> sup b1
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
13:00 <under> Liinda: oh ok thanks for advice. I need to choose a city where starting finding a job
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not much and how ya be?
13:00 <couleurs> i like to eat pasta
13:00 <Liinda> Melbourne e` piu meglio. A sydney le persone sono anitpatici
13:00 <couleurs> ok try now...
13:00 <Liinda> *antipatici (?)
13:00 <simba> antipasto
13:00 <Liinda> lol
14:00 <simba> la bocca
14:00 <Liinda> mmm
14:00 <under> Liinda: ahah you are good
14:00 <under> :D
14:00 <Liinda> ;)
14:00 <Liinda> I did italian through school too :P
14:00 <entombed> hi Liinda
14:00 <under> really?
14:00 <Liinda> hi entombed
15:00 <Liinda> Yeah, all through high school
15:00 <Liinda> how old ar you under?
15:00 <couleurs> lol
15:00 <couleurs> it won't even load up 
15:00 <entombed> old enough for a Liinda baby
15:00 <under> couleurs: lol. can't play :(
15:00 <under> Liinda: i'm 23
15:00 <Liinda> lol nah not looking for a sperm donor
16:00 <under> lol
16:00 <Liinda> Ah cool, ur the same age as my cousins
16:00 <entombed> im 28 soon
16:00 <under> did they come to visit you?
16:00 <Liinda> nice entombed
16:00 <Liinda> under, they live here. i have other cousins in italy who are between your age and mine.
16:00 <simba> lol i have to see this film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326769/
16:00 <simba> Biker Boyz
17:00 <Liinda> I wanna see that movie with will ferrell and kevin hart
17:00 <under> did they move there or born there like you?
17:00 <simba> the get hard 1
17:00 <nate> yeah ive seen it, cant even see the actors they are 2 black
17:00 <simba> is it about will ferrel lifting
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
18:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, ltns
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> humour 
18:00 <Liinda> Under - no, they were born here like me. i had a couple of relatives who moved here and started families here. but most are in italy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I suck at it 
19:00 <under> Liinda: ok, i got it. i'm happy to know italian-australian here
19:00 <couleurs> fifa too
19:00 <under> or italianoaustraliano if you prefer :D
19:00 <under> simba: did you go to melb to see ferrari?
19:00 <Liinda> Under, ci sono tante italiani qui che lavoronno
20:00 <Liinda> Tanti lavoranno a gli ristoranti
20:00 <under> Liinda: è il mio sogno da quando ho 19 anni venire lì in australia a lavorare. tutti ne parlano bene. prossim'anno in estate vengo.
21:00 <thestig> fungullo
21:00 <unique> Woahhh what have I missed
22:00 <couleurs> me i hope ;)
22:00 <unique> Uh. No.
22:00 <thestig> fanculoooo 
22:00 <couleurs> --- Skirmish
22:00 <Liinda> under: speriamo che ti piace australia. Melbourne e migliore perche c'e' tanti d'italiani
22:00 <Liinda> stignessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
22:00 <entombed> thestig
22:00 <thestig> liiindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:00 <thestig> entombed 
22:00 <under> Liinda: i want to stay with australians not italians :D
23:00 <under> i'm eought of italians
23:00 <under> enough
23:00 <unique> I speak English and at this current time I can't be bothered using a translator. Cheers.
23:00 <thestig> if you stay with australians you wont be fed
23:00 <Liinda> haha under, true, but in case you get homesick, they will make you feel better
23:00 <thestig> all they do is smoke pot and drink beer
23:00 <under> true
23:00 <Liinda> lol
23:00 <under> you are like english, you like beer
24:00 <under> a LOT
24:00 <thestig> stronzo 
24:00 <couleurs> stay with TheRon he's a true blue aussie
24:00 <Liinda> yup, you guys ask ppl to byo meat to a bbq.
24:00 <Liinda> LOL stig
24:00 <thestig> mio sono italiano 
24:00 <under> thestig: you have a good italian
24:00 <under> vaffanculo e stronzo are the most common wods
24:00 <under> words
25:00 <thestig> thank you
25:00 <thestig> cazzo 
25:00 <simba> beer flows thru every good australian
25:00 <thestig> cheep beet
25:00 <under> Liinda: this summer i'll go to usa where I have relatives
25:00 <thestig> beer
25:00 <simba> cheap
25:00 <Liinda> under, I wanted to open a bar and call it: Bar Funkle
25:00 <thestig> cheep cheep
25:00 <simba> nah only the bogans are still sticking to their slabs of VB
25:00 <simba> everyone else is going european
25:00 <unique> Beer.. ick.
26:00 <under> Liinda: why didn't you do it?
26:00 <thestig> bogans originated from melbourne so dont go there
26:00 <unique> I'm a classy bogan. Moscato thanks.
26:00 <thestig> all the women are crazy in melbourne 
26:00 <Liinda> One day Under, one day..
26:00 <Liinda> Oi stig
26:00 <entombed> nah sydney they originated
26:00 <entombed> from the first fleet
26:00 <thestig> cept liinda 
26:00 <under> Liinda: and when i'll come to melb, you will offer me a beer
26:00 <entombed> then they spread
26:00 <thestig> she is a spy
26:00 <simba> thestig typing is just like  ༼ ºل͟º ༽ every line
26:00 <unique> Hold the glass, just gimme the bottle.
26:00 <entombed> ill offer you a drink Liinda
26:00 <entombed> u 2 under
26:00 <Liinda> under - yup no worries.
27:00 <Liinda> thx entombed
27:00 <Liinda> i spy with my little eye
27:00 <under> Liinda: add me on facebook
27:00 <entombed> drink for everyone
27:00 <thestig> simba simba simba 
28:00 <couleurs> ok c u guys @ the FiFa party
28:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
28:00 <simba> 1 hour until k/o
28:00 <entombed> should make an irc facebook group
28:00 <entombed> shame you cant have ops on facebook though
28:00 <thestig> simba do you still own your bogan tight jeans?
29:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
29:00 <unique> entombed, I'd consider that being an "Admin" on Facebook.
29:00 <Liinda> what fifa party ? :(
29:00 <thestig> where nerds with no lives go 
30:00 <thestig>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
30:00 <entombed> lol
30:00 <entombed> should have irc meet up fifa party
30:00 <couleurs> Ok :(
30:00 <thestig> that would mean the end of the world 
31:00 <nate> 2 many sexy people in one room?
31:00 <Liinda> if couleurs is there id go
32:00 <rosebud> hello everyone
32:00 <unique> Apologies,  I'm just a giant overload of sexy.
32:00 <rosebud> i doubt that
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the time I claim I am not paying attention
33:00 <unique> Ok. You got me. I lied.
33:00 <rosebud> i dont think anyone pays attention any more
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really...
33:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was a smart comment ... I've know unique for years ... she might retort with a cutting yet true quip
34:00 <unique> Hahahaha
34:00 <rosebud> i doubt that too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> on the smart comment?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> got her worked out already then
34:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
34:00 <unique> Too tired. Everyone is safe.
35:00 <rosebud> no one is safe with abbott on the bridge
35:00 <rosebud> I need something to clean my screen its so dirty
35:00 <Liinda> ruh oh, ive eaten too many pretzels
36:00 <couleurs> these pretzels are makeing me thirty
36:00 <unique> Do you have something to say about my sexy Bastardly_One?
36:00 <couleurs> --- signfled
36:00 <Liinda> Product of Egypt... interesting
36:00 <Liinda> thesepretzels are making me thirstyyyyyy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> unique, not really :D
36:00 <entombed> Bastardly_One is a sexy man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna use the living the dream joke
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but that is way over with now
36:00 <unique> Hahahahahaah
37:00 <unique> Well played.
37:00 <rosebud> sexy is relative
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
37:00 <entombed> he's my poncho sexy boy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not really well played ... that joke is dead and gone 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but thanks anyway 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <rosebud> what does all that mean
39:00 <entombed> it means he is ready for you
39:00 <rosebud> i mean the writing in the green
40:00 <Liinda> green is prob when ur name is mentioned rosebud
40:00 <Liinda> green is prob when ur name is mentioned
40:00 <Liinda> see the difference?
40:00 <couleurs> agreen.
40:00 <rosebud> no
40:00 <Liinda> blue boy
40:00 <Liinda> oh
40:00 <rosebud> it says nerdygirl and then a heap of stuff
41:00 <Liinda> oh as in: * nerdygirl ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne?
41:00 <rosebud> yes
41:00 <simba> joins/parts are in green like mine then
41:00 <Liinda> shows that nerdy girl has joined the room
41:00 <couleurs> all my text is pink!!!!!!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> depends if I am using normal irc or not
41:00 <rosebud> i understand that, but what about all the stuff in the middle
41:00 <unique> Blue for me.
41:00 <simba> im in the pink
42:00 <Liinda> its their identity on irc
42:00 <unique> Hah.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what stuff in the middle?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and the stuff after the @
42:00 <rosebud> its too weird to type.... yes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> is their IP
42:00 <Liinda> rosebud, this is what we saw when u came in:
42:00 <rosebud> ok
42:00 <Liinda> [23:29] * rosebud ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the ip address they have on their intrawebz
43:00 <rosebud> oh ok
43:00 <unique> Mine doesn't show their IP. But I daresay it's just because of this app.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine has a vhost
43:00 <Liinda> some ppl use those bnc thingies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
43:00 <couleurs> what's every1s phone number lets txt 2 chat
43:00 <unique> Nothing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 1800 Bastard
43:00 <unique> LOL
43:00 <Liinda> if i gave u my number, we'd have to start dating couleurs
43:00 <Bastardly_One> call Me NAWO!
44:00 <Liinda> and i dont want to come between you and Fifa
44:00 <rosebud> no thankyou
44:00 <simba> 0466 666 187
44:00 <rosebud> 0408 675 309 heeheehee
45:00 <unique> Freaks.
45:00 <couleurs> thank u Liinda 
45:00 <rosebud> Its that song... just give me a call 8675309
45:00 <Liinda> its cos i care couleurs
46:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y20WcV7UAok
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tommy Tutone ~ Live ~ 867-5309/Jenny ~ 1982 Views: 24,649   Uploader: Concordbeltcreation2 Uploaded: Published on Jul 4, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 32 Seconds 
46:00 <couleurs> How to Get Away with FiFa
46:00 <entombed> we should all go on skype
46:00 <simba> man utd are gay as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <entombed> have a group chat
46:00 <rosebud> no simba, just 1 in 8 :)
46:00 <simba> gay as FUCK
47:00 <Liinda> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
47:00 <Liinda> entombed.. we are in agroup chat
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna link the studio version
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs a skype party
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that is gonna be an event at somewhere else I chat kind of 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a cam and mic option
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all gonna embarrass themselves 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> middle aged americans fighting for the mic 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> all night long 
48:00 <simba> your sweet 666
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds epic!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed ... sounds a disaster
49:00 <couleurs> Cool of Duty
49:00 <rosebud> cool
50:00 <simba> Bastardly_One loves his Love Metal
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *hides the HIM records*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate that band and that guy 
50:00 <rosebud> i like 90s pop, its got spunk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is it 12:30 yet?
51:00 <couleurs> i'm a hunk
51:00 <rosebud> how anyone managed to get cranberries - zombie out of their head amazes me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hate that band too
52:00 <simba> its never been in my head
52:00 <simba> try get this outta ur head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle Views: 36,190,389   Uploader: CAguileraVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 2, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 37 Seconds 
53:00 <Liinda> gotta rub me the right wayyyyyyyyyyyy
54:00 <unique> God I feel old. Struggling to stay awake.
54:00 <Liinda> coffee?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I was 
54:00 <Liinda> although coffee makes me sleepy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a bit of a big day in the afternoon
54:00 <rosebud> that song is awful
55:00 <unique> Too late for coffee
55:00 <Liinda> i heard a cool old song today
56:00 <entombed> HIm is good band
56:00 <simba> jlo - love dont cost a thing
56:00 <entombed> great song
56:00 <Liinda> those 2 songs sound the same
56:00 <entombed> my loveeeeeeeee dont cost a thing
57:00 <rosebud> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg
57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Aqua - Doctor Jones Views: 10,679,077   Uploader: AquaVEVO Uploaded:  Feb 24, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 28 Seconds 
57:00 <rosebud> this is amazing
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <couleurs> docter joan docter joan watch out now !!!
57:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/yeSJ2YdhG5k
57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jennifer Lopez - All I Have ft. LL Cool J Views: 19,709,954   Uploader: JenniferLopezVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 18 Seconds 
57:00 <simba> songs 2 fuck ur irc boyfriends 2
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <Liinda> lol as if
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
58:00 <couleurs> volume 69
58:00 <couleurs> ;)
58:00 <simba> poor jlo
58:00 <simba> so many guys wasting her time
58:00 <couleurs> -- Skirmish
58:00 <rosebud> There is one of there videos based on a rocket or something
58:00 <rosebud> amazing
58:00 <simba> <Skirmish> eyyy if u ever need an internet boyfriend u no i got da moves ;)
59:00 <couleurs> lmao
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ  <--- thats more of banging your irc boyf song 
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! Views: 45,221,685   Uploader: VengaboysChannel Uploaded:  Nov 13, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 24 Seconds 
59:00 <couleurs> broom broom BROOM i need 2 sweep my room
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Liinda> haha
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