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12:00 <Bastardly_One> N to the O
14:00 <simba> kum
15:00 <simba> samsung as usual has the superior chipset
15:00 <simba> Thanks, Gizmodo
16:00 <Serenity> yes im a webite.
16:00 <Serenity> +s
16:00 <Loof> hey guys :)
16:00 <simba> a webite
16:00 <simba> like a termite online
16:00 <Bastardly_One> www.serenity.cum
16:00 <Serenity> i used to have a shirt about 12 years ago
16:00 <Serenity> that said www.iwanna.cum
16:00 <Serenity> totes skank
17:00 <nate> simba is back in town!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there are some things you dont admit to you know
17:00 <simba> back in the dot com bubble
17:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with that
17:00 <Serenity> im not showing you my slit or anything
17:00 <nate> how romantic:L)
18:00 <simba> space potatoes
18:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/gh6_nrF1rAc
19:00 <simba> earnest goes to space potato
14:00 <simba> the sweet scent of cum
18:00 <Kynetic> is that a new book youre working on?
19:00 <simba> new york book
19:00 <simba> im writing in the big apple
19:00 <simba> on my macbook
19:00 <simba> in starbucks
20:00 <simba> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
20:00 <Kynetic> you fkn hipster
20:00 <Kynetic> i bet you hitched up your penny farthing outside too
20:00 <simba> all that - and more
20:00 <simba> in my book
41:00 <milk> is it like sex and the city?
45:00 <slinky_J> I'm Sucking on The Big Nipple
45:00 <slinky_J> coming soon to theaters
45:00 <slinky_J> starring Damon Wayans and Seth Rogan
49:00 <beehhh> im going to mongolia to herd sheeps if possible
51:00 <Loof> yawn
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yawn indeed
52:00 <beehhh> this world is full of beautiful ladyboys
56:00 <beehhh> i told tony im going to settle in his hometown england earlier today
56:00 <Loof> heists is pretty cool
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing this shit for the Dallish
57:00 <Bastardly_One> aka elves
57:00 <Loof> cool
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
02:00 <beehhh> beautiful t-girl juice
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bit over it at this sec
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bored again
05:00 <Loof> ccccccold
05:00 <milk> 11PM and warm
06:00 <slinky_J> mmmm
09:00 <beehhh> women are destroying this planet
10:00 <beehhh> beagle will sponsor nroell
11:00 <beehhh> lets meet in pattaya i'll get to choose t-hookers
12:00 <beehhh> oh brother i cant breathe
15:00 <Loof> yawn
17:00 <Serenity> i wonder what irc looks like from loofs perspective
17:00 <Serenity> very quiet i imagine
17:00 <Maurice> Positively barren
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of seen a round of trolling then from behind ignore
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing Maurice or you around usually stops that though
20:00 <Maurice> He can't see me, he's got me on ignore
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he would see your name on the list 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> don't suppose anyone knows of Bickleberry do they?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a later comer but it's quite funny
26:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/cb/22/cb22ceefb5029d271f84881ba7b5ec1b.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ./server ghostownaustnet.org6667
29:00 <beehhh> thai cheap ladyboy cocks
33:00 <Serenity> Maurice
33:00 <Serenity> put 11 on
34:00 <Maurice> Omg, how did I miss that this was on
34:00 <Serenity> dude wants a wang tattoo
34:00 <Maurice> I was watching stupid bev hills pawn
34:00 <Serenity> you just missed a chick getting a corset piercing passing out
34:00 <Maurice> Lol secretly everyone wants a wang tattoo
34:00 <Maurice> Eww I hate those piercings
37:00 <beehhh> can i post a ladyboy links
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wtfare you watching?
38:00 <beehhh> ladyboys
38:00 <Serenity> no
38:00 <beehhh> some are so feminine makes you alive again 
38:00 <Serenity> tattoos after dark its called
39:00 <beehhh> cock n a pussy dude she got the both
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
43:00 <beehhh> i will save up from england to visit thailand and later brasil
47:00 <milk> getting a dick tattooed on your butt is like, ghey
48:00 <Maurice> He wanted his dick done
49:00 <milk> oh, I see
49:00 <milk> then it would look like it was gonna drop off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I find the idea crass
50:00 <beehhh> A good samaritan should be easy going with all circumstances
52:00 <beehhh> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vqsWQ7EN0I4/hqdefault.jpg
56:00 <beehhh> some has real tits
57:00 <Serenity> fuck i wish i didnt post anything
57:00 <Serenity> beehhh's all sex nuts n retard strong
58:00 <milk> your tit pic was better Serenity
59:00 <Serenity> i agree
59:00 <milk> well, 4mins till fap'o'clock
59:00 <beehhh> i like lactating tits
00:00 <Serenity> you'd like whatever let you touch it
00:00 <beehhh> trew
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up beehhh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
01:00 <Loof> yep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> your irc must be barren
01:00 <Loof> there's only a handful not on ignore
01:00 <Loof> so yeah
02:00 <beehhh> who doesnt masturabte than sleep naked with aircon on
02:00 <Maurice> Don't use my word
02:00 <Maurice> Get your own
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... you did too Maurice
03:00 <Maurice> Yes, I just said that
03:00 <Serenity> gah how is it midnight
04:00 <Serenity> last i checked it was 9pm
04:00 <Maurice> I know, it still feels early
04:00 <Loof> 3am i must be lonely
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that earlier
04:00 <Loof> sorry
04:00 <Serenity> im not even tired this sucks
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now time is going slow
04:00 <Maurice> Me either
04:00 <Loof> go for a walk seerenity
04:00 <Loof> works for b1 and ling wa
04:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't work for me 
04:00 <Loof> ah damn
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just gives me something to do
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Serenity> im not walking around at this hour by myself lol
04:00 <Loof> i see
05:00 <Serenity> ill get mugged or raped
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it does and it doesn't
05:00 <beehhh> suddenly all the wise word comes out when the funding cuts for higher education
05:00 <Maurice> Unlike b1 or ling wa
05:00 <Maurice> No rape for them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the aim is to make the body tired and hopefully the mind follows
05:00 <beehhh> with try hard english
05:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't work this morning
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was still awake until 10am or something
06:00 <beehhh> so hard it did blow my radio gaga
06:00 <Serenity> ill go have a shower in a min, take some drugs n have an orgasm
06:00 <beehhh> you watch me suffer now its revenge time babe
06:00 <Maurice> I might do that too
06:00 <Maurice> On my own
07:00 <Loof> fap always makes me zzzzzzzz
07:00 <Bastardly_One> wakes me up
07:00 <beehhh> i always go semi-fap to bed then jerk it off in the shower in morne
08:00 <Serenity> no one cares what you do with your floppy cock beehhh
08:00 <beehhh> dont mind the cum stain bed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I should go see The Bennies tonight
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I don't because I hate standing around by myself at places
09:00 <Loof> my tolerance for alcohol has totally gone
09:00 <Loof> one beer today and i feel asleep lol
09:00 <beehhh> are you near domain rd
09:00 <Loof> lame
10:00 <beehhh> Palace theatre
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink so it's go outside for a cig or stand around looking stupid
10:00 <beehhh> ciggy makes me horny all the time
11:00 <Loof> cig mmmmm
11:00 <Loof> not a bad idea
12:00 <beehhh> you could smell the grass from the street in the bay side at night and heard the seagulls flying over the moonlight
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really smoke cigs when smoking pot
12:00 <Loof> no spin?
12:00 <beehhh> dead vs post-dead connected
13:00 <Loof> i realised it's the spin i'm addicted to not the pot
13:00 <Loof> keep my nicotine levels up and no withdrawels
13:00 <beehhh> this tranny shelia so cute made me literally in tears
15:00 <beehhh> xcross to auckland street ghostabouts
17:00 <Loof> pieter tried telling me this
17:00 <Loof> but he's a cockhead so i didn't listen
17:00 <beehhh> hes like your little cousin
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it is the spin 
17:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> to a degree ... I know someone that didn't smoke cigs at all once
18:00 <Loof> and got addicted to spin, thinking they had a weed addiction?
18:00 <beehhh> best smoke cones first then stay in that room for hours
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
18:00 <Loof> dayum
18:00 <Bastardly_One> there was no telling him
19:00 <Loof> yeah
19:00 <beehhh> why cant gramprians event should distribute btw all three states instead of cutting each others share
20:00 <beehhh> same as world cricket
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I add baccy
20:00 <beehhh> only one house survived and it belongs to b1
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is beehhh on about?
21:00 <beehhh> mixed bag of all sorts of a thing
24:00 <Serenity> anyone else hate touching paper after theyve had a shower?
24:00 <Serenity> no?? just me then
25:00 <Bastardly_One> newspaper?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
25:00 <Serenity> any paper
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not really thought about it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so no I guess
26:00 <Bastardly_One> just you
26:00 <Serenity> i remember when i smoked and i smoked rollies, i used to have to make sure i had a smoke rolled before i had a shower bceause for at least an hour after i couldnt stand the feel of the paper to roll one
27:00 <Maurice> Touching paper? Weirdo
28:00 <Serenity> i just had to fold up a bit of paper from the school and it made me shudder
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she is hey?
28:00 <Loof> i can tell i'm not healthy when the sweat on my hands gets sticky
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as ocd as the rest of us nuts
28:00 <Serenity> oh im completely insane
29:00 <Serenity> if anyone knew what went on inside my head if be commited
29:00 <Loof> never let em know
29:00 <Loof> i learned that the hard way
29:00 <Maurice> Not much goes through my head
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
29:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see Carl Barron is going to be in a movie?
30:00 <Loof> most of what i tell my psych is bullshit
30:00 <Serenity> nope
30:00 <Serenity> well thats not helpful loof
30:00 <Loof> i dont want my kid taken off me
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah, that's healthy for the kid..
31:00 <Loof> all i have to say is we've been arguing and she talks about child services
31:00 <Serenity> i will be going to the gp to ask for a mental health plan soon. I figure im more good to my kids with a healthy mind than a broken one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> March 12
31:00 <Bastardly_One> called
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Manny Lewis
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just saw an ad for it on Gumtree
32:00 <Bastardly_One> first I've heard of it 
32:00 <Loof> Serenity they'll just hook you on pills
32:00 <Loof> that will slowly kill you
32:00 <Serenity> nah rubbish
32:00 <Serenity> you dont have to take pills
32:00 <Maurice> Wtf
32:00 <Loof> cool
33:00 <Loof> my psych told me people on psych meds die 20 years earlier on average
33:00 <Maurice> If my kids keep it up, I'll be going to my gp to ask about adoption plans
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of due to lifestyle too
34:00 <Loof> yeah she said that too
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know why you would stop your own progress
34:00 <Maurice> When you're married to ming vase, you're fucked
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she is right if she suggested diet and exercise whilst on them 
35:00 <Loof> and regular blood tests she said too
35:00 <Serenity> diet and exercise are one of the best things for mental illness
35:00 <Bastardly_One> let's take a dr's favourite ... seroquel
35:00 <Loof> and sleep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit has lactose in it
35:00 <Loof> sleep is so crucial to my mental health
35:00 <Serenity> if you're eating well and exsercising well sleep should follow
35:00 <Loof> yeah
35:00 <Maurice> Or, in his case, ignore everyone who tells him the truth and keep being a pothead
35:00 <Loof> that's very true
35:00 <Maurice> Works wonders..
36:00 <Serenity> i wanted to ask for duromine, but i dont think it would be healthy for me
36:00 <Serenity> im anxious enough as it is
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 
36:00 <Loof> i just want to know what the diff between anxiety and paranoia is
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit makes people volatile
36:00 <Bonny> legal speed
36:00 <Maurice> Take Ants dexies, spend the night pinging ;)
36:00 <Loof> i tried googling
36:00 <Loof> didn't help
36:00 <Serenity> paranoia you think everyone is out to get you
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they might not realise it but they get really volatile
36:00 <Serenity> anxiety isnt directed at anything in particular
36:00 <Serenity> you dont think people are outto get you
36:00 <Loof> ah i see
36:00 <Bonny> no sleep with duromine too
36:00 <Maurice> I had duromine once, I wasn't violent
37:00 <Serenity> it would be an over time think Maurice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> volatile doesn't always mean violent
37:00 <Maurice> I'm too lazy to be violent
37:00 <Bonny> that's your normal nature, Maurice.. :P
37:00 <Serenity> the less sleep yuou get the worse it would be
37:00 <Maurice> I say once, I mean a course of it
37:00 <Serenity> i only get 5ish hours a night i dont need less sleep
37:00 <Maurice> I get about the same, wake up feeling dead
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just not something to go near if you're prone to anxiety or mania type things
38:00 <Loof> i get 10 hours at least a day
38:00 <Bastardly_One> saw it happen to someone on here that Bonny also knows
38:00 <Maurice> I'm surprised I get anything done coz I nap so often
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and another very close friend
38:00 <Loof> that's the only good thing about seroquel
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they were both fried on that shit
38:00 <Serenity> im prone to just being a psycho
39:00 <Maurice> I'm starting to think I should just be like most of this channel and be a junkie
39:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
39:00 <Loof> is anxiety a fear something is going to go wrong?
39:00 <Maurice> Join me, Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Seroquel
39:00 <Bonny> if you can't beat them, join them
39:00 <Serenity> anxiety doesnt necessarily have any 'reason' loof
39:00 <Loof> ah cool
39:00 <Bastardly_One> every single fucking sleep disorder ... if you're "mental" they put you on that 
39:00 <Serenity> last week i was an anxious mess for 4 days
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah trust me about that 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> anxiety I mean
39:00 <Serenity> i couldnt have told you what about though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I
40:00 <Bastardly_One> have been fighting a walk for the last hour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to walk but the anxiety wants me to move 
40:00 <Loof> Serenity if you had to diagnose yourself?
40:00 <Maurice> Hang on, I have shit sleeping hours but no disorders
40:00 <Loof> what would you have?
40:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know
40:00 <Loof> k
40:00 <Serenity> i dont know much about mental illness
40:00 <Loof> ah
40:00 <Maurice> Shes not dumb enough to diagnose herself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> GAD maybe
40:00 <Loof> i'd say biploar no offence
41:00 <Maurice> LOL
41:00 <Bastardly_One> general anxiety disorder
41:00 <Maurice> Oh god
41:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
41:00 <Serenity> lol im not bipolar
41:00 <Maurice> Pot, kettle, blek
41:00 <Bastardly_One> mania  and people fuck that word up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is similar to anxiety
41:00 <spence> ello
41:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different things
41:00 <Serenity> i dont have mania highs or lows
41:00 <Loof> ah k
41:00 <Serenity> hi saemon
41:00 <spence> ummm no
41:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna have to go back to my shows, I can't handle people self diagnosing bullshit
41:00 <Loof> have you ever heard voices?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a tiny bit of anxiety and people assume someone is about to go manic
42:00 <Serenity> ummm yes cause i could have been talking to anyone just then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone hears voices occcassionally
42:00 <spence> u crazies
42:00 <Bastardly_One> especially after a busy day of lots of people
42:00 <Serenity> no i dont hear voices rofl
42:00 <Loof> that's what they'll ask you
42:00 <Maurice> Serenity, accept you're not a nutjob like those fucktards
42:00 <spence> serenity hows ya arse?
42:00 <Serenity> :(
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the real one then
43:00 <Serenity> PMDD would be something i almost 100% would be told I have
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no way would the crustation say that
43:00 <Serenity> 'nuts' sounds like a good diagnosis
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity ... you have shit on your mind
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no nutjob
43:00 <Serenity> lol, you have nooo idea honestly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well if you are you do well at not showing it 
44:00 <Loof> pharmas will convince EVERYONE they have a mental illness
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bullshit
44:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell there is only one schitzophrenic I've met
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
44:00 <spence> bongs up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> who isnt in some state of denial
45:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a common thing in that illness
45:00 <Serenity> and you never know there might not be anything wrong with me
45:00 <Serenity> i mean everyone can do with someone to talk to sometimes
45:00 <spence> good bloke that schitzophrenic
45:00 <Serenity> like a psyche
45:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Serenity
45:00 <Loof> that's how it starts
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I don't think you're anything other than human 
45:00 <Loof> then they suggest pills
46:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has shit that gets on top of them sometimes
46:00 <Serenity> we'll see
46:00 <Serenity> when i get the balls up to make the phone call
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll give you 6 sessions free
46:00 <spence> i talk to my dentist
46:00 <Serenity> 10 here
46:00 <Loof> councilling wont work with my shit :(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 eh?
46:00 <Loof> nice
46:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work when youre not honest with them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> CBT works zero on me 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've given it my best shot
47:00 <Loof> no amount of words would make me feel safe
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like 5 times
47:00 <spence> i just cut myself
47:00 <Serenity> i dont like to actually talk to people
47:00 <Serenity> so not sure how well it will work
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a friend here in town I met last year at tafe and she's the same
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she finds it hard to talk ... and wishes she could like I can
48:00 <Loof> if they kept it confidential i'd be honest
48:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas she is incredibly self disciplined
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not
48:00 <Loof> but patient confidentiallity is a load of bullshit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if only we could give a bit to each other we'd kick goals
48:00 <Maurice> I'm a very private person, other than a couple of people on here, I dont unload to anyone
48:00 <Serenity> yeah me either Maurice
48:00 <Maurice> In real life i'm the 'strong one'
48:00 <Serenity> the dumb thing is i know it would probably help sometimes
48:00 <Bastardly_One> believe me ... even if you rant at yourself 
49:00 <Serenity> but its just not me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's good therapy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> needs to come off your chest so to speak
49:00 <Serenity> i write if i need to get something out
49:00 <Loof> like if i say i've been arguing with ling wa they contact child services, no confidentiallity
49:00 <Maurice> I don't think it'll help me, it's easier if I'm just a duck
49:00 <Maurice> Let everything roll
49:00 <Loof> so i just lie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I am like that on the whole but there are periods where I just can't let it roll
50:00 <Serenity> if they are contacting services then thats part of mandatory reporting. which maens someone is at physical risk
50:00 <Maurice> If child services are contacted, you're a fucktard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he also fails to mention his history there
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you've said yourself you have paranoid aggression
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Loff
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *Loof
51:00 <Loof> zac aint in physical risk
51:00 <Loof> ok
51:00 <Serenity> well they wouldnt report it unless they thought he was
51:00 <Loof> i've never laid a hand on him or ling wa
51:00 <Maurice> I really hope they don't happen to get preg again
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still normal they do that
51:00 <Loof> they thought wrong
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because of past history
51:00 <Serenity> they are legally obligated though
51:00 <Maurice> Something fucking bad has happened if child services has you on their radar
51:00 <Loof> they are actually
51:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like if chris had a child
51:00 <Loof> comparing me to chris?
51:00 <Loof> great
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and he went kicking in door frames
52:00 <Maurice> LOL twins
52:00 <Serenity> that cunt called me a prossie today
52:00 <Serenity> how rude
52:00 <Bastardly_One> human services would still come for a look
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and not comparing I am using an example of aggression
52:00 <Bastardly_One> comparing would be saying you were just like him
52:00 <Maurice> But for srs, if child services know about you, you fucked up big time
52:00 <Loof> they want to take him away cause we raise our voices
52:00 <Loof> that simple
52:00 <Loof> no violence
52:00 <Maurice> Bullshit
53:00 <Serenity> well fuck im screwed then
53:00 <Serenity> cause im a yeller
53:00 <Maurice> Me too
53:00 <Maurice> He's so lying right now
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if that was the case my sister would be fucked
53:00 <Serenity> LOL how weird one of those stupid quizzes just came up on fb
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she is legally blind, has impared motor skills
53:00 <Loof> it's cause of this cunt case worker i had
53:00 <Serenity> 'how bipolar are you'
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and can yell so fucking aggressive
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so find that hard to believe
53:00 <Loof> i'm lying then
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the neighbours have called the cops on her yelling
53:00 <Loof> ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been there 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> when it happened ... she was pretty embarrassed
54:00 <Serenity> is that what they have told you loof or what you are assuming
54:00 <Serenity> is this one of those paranoid things
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah she is aggressive is what I am saying
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not saying you personally are lying
54:00 <Loof> child services has been here several times
54:00 <Bastardly_One> there is more to the story though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where you go wrong Loof
54:00 <Maurice> Then they have a reason to be there
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you take everything as a personal attack
55:00 <Loof> i'm not violent towards my son ok
55:00 <Loof> never have been
55:00 <Bastardly_One> who said you were?
55:00 <Loof> never will be
55:00 <Maurice> But SOMETHING happened for them to visit you so often
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had a wife like your's
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd suffer permanent broken hands
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <DoC> B1 voilent towards his son
56:00 <Bastardly_One> or she'd be constantly smashed
56:00 <Maurice> And yelling isn't it
56:00 <Loof> i'm staying awake at night to avoid her
56:00 <Loof> works quite well
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah, lets blame her for everything
56:00 <Serenity> violence isnt the only thing they can be worried about
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I've told you
56:00 <DoC> cool Loof, your wife went to sleep?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity has told you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> get out of there and still get rights to see your son
57:00 <Loof> i'm not fiddling ok
57:00 <Serenity> Truth be told you are 100% bipolar (or maybe you just need to retake the quiz). You are restless, agitated, and have a high, lively energy. You find it hard to concentrate, and from time to time have little need for sleep. You have racing thoughts, and spend way too much money on stuff you don’t really need. You are sensitive and perceptive, which sometimes exposes you to anguish and pain. 
57:00 <Serenity> But on the bright side, you’re in the same pool with legends: Vincent van Gogh, Virginia Woolf, Nina Simone, Winston Churchill… they were all bipolar, just like you!!
57:00 <Serenity> ROFL
57:00 <Maurice> I'm on ignore, but obv you two are on their watched list
57:00 <Bastardly_One> give me the quiz
57:00 <Maurice> More than fucking once
57:00 <Serenity> http://www.playbuzz.com/terryfriday10/how-bipolar-are-you?ff=1
57:00 <Maurice> Stop fucking trying for another kid
57:00 <DoC> lmfao sezz
57:00 <Serenity> maybe i am
58:00 <Loof> i'm pretty good at diagnosing
58:00 <Loof> met MANY psychos
58:00 <Loof> easiest to diagnose is schizos
58:00 <Maurice> Now he's just being a trolling twatwaffle
58:00 <Serenity> mm
58:00 <Serenity> waffle
58:00 <Bastardly_One> loof
59:00 <Bastardly_One> do that test
59:00 <Loof> i don't have bipolar
59:00 <Bastardly_One> first question made me laugh but I bet you hit yes
59:00 <Maurice> He has fucktardism
59:00 <Loof> i'd trade schizo for bipolar any day
59:00 <DoC> lol Maurice
59:00 <Loof> in fact i'd trade schizo for cancer
59:00 <DoC> fucktardism haha
59:00 <Serenity> ive never know many crazy people
00:00 <Loof> lucky you
00:00 <Bonny> if you're on seroquel you have bipolar
00:00 <Maurice> Why does my dog have opposable thumbs
00:00 <Serenity> rofl Maurice
00:00 <Serenity> show me
00:00 <Maurice> I meant DoC lol
00:00 <DoC> i've seen crazy girl sezz
01:00 <Serenity> oh rofl
01:00 <DoC> haha
01:00 <Maurice> DoC, Doc
01:00 <Maurice> Same same
01:00 <Maurice> Dumb
01:00 <Serenity> i knew a girl with BPD
01:00 <Serenity> she was a hard person to be friends with
01:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssst
02:00 <Maurice> I'm going to go to bed, I can't stand that fucking donkey bucket pretending he's oh so innocent when he's batshit insane
02:00 <Loof> seroquel works on both schizo and bipolar which is weird
02:00 <DoC> some people are hard to be friends with
02:00 <Maurice> And by him, I mean Loof and his poor child
02:00 <Serenity> im going in 10 mina
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My Doctor is lying
02:00 <Bastardly_One> There is a 0% chance you are bipolar. Your score indicates strong inspirational skills: you take interest in people, and try to understand them and their motivational triggers. You are mature, consistent, and have just the right attitude. You’re not afraid to get your hands dirty, and you never pass the buck. Incidentally, that’s what a true leader is all about.
02:00 <DoC> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna screen shot this test
02:00 <Serenity> lol how the fuck did i get 100%
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell him it's all lies
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I do get bipolar hyperactivity along with the anxiety
03:00 <DoC> LOL @ donkey bucket 
03:00 <Loof> i used to think the tv was talking to me so i've improved a bit lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the fighting off a walk now 
04:00 <Loof> meds love em and hate em
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a test that was on like a criminology site 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that was for if you were a sociopath or not
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it told me I was
04:00 <DoC> fuck it, all lies.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was disturbed by that for days let me tell you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> "what if it's true? what if I snap?"
05:00 <Bastardly_One> "the site was legit, what if it's the quiz was?"
05:00 <DoC> no ways its all lies.
05:00 <DoC> the site is for making people fool
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not like that link
06:00 <Bastardly_One> i said it was at a legit criminology site
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was looking at an article on someone at the time I think
06:00 <Loof> this is pretty scary, pentagon leak: https://youtu.be/DfH7D9hpmHc
06:00 <Serenity> theres different types of bipolar hey
06:00 <Loof> not sure
06:00 <Loof> i dont think so
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> all sorts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you only need one UP episode
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and then it's bipolar
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or down
07:00 <Loof> "There are several types of bipolar disorder; all involve episodes of depression and mania to a degree. They include bipolar I, bipolar II, cyclothymic disorder, mixed bipolar, and rapid-cycling bipolar disorder. A person affected by bipolar I disorder has had at least one manic episode in his or her life."
07:00 <Serenity> yeah see i dont have up episodes
07:00 <Serenity> im normal or down but not manic
08:00 <Bastardly_One> manic can be elated too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not neccesarily bad
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but out of character
08:00 <Serenity> i dont have out of character ups
08:00 <Serenity> very out of character downs though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the most productive mania ep once and it was like being on speed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but without the drugs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it might be standard depression too
09:00 <Loof> ^
09:00 <Loof> which is the easiest to treat
09:00 <Serenity> like it can go for days at a time and then all of a sudden bang
09:00 <Loof> just do stuff
09:00 <Serenity> im back to normal and feel fine
09:00 <Serenity> like from one hour to another it just stops
10:00 <Loof> you gotta have something to look forward too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that tightness of the diaphram you get with anxiety though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I get that with the lungs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so sometimes that can set it off too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking annoying
10:00 <Loof> tightness causing anxiety and the anxiety causing tightness
10:00 <Loof> sounds like hell
10:00 <Bastardly_One> can go for months and everything seems ok ... resigned to it all unless a major event
11:00 <Bastardly_One> then there's periods like now where nothing can set it off
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a theory it's just excess mental energy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not like I live the most productive lifestyle known
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you can talk until the cows come home but if you're chasing your own tail more often than not
12:00 <Loof> “All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
12:00 <Loof> ― Blaise Pascal, Pensées 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna get frustrated and have pent up energy I reckon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Penises
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Serenity> sitting quietly in a room alone just sounds like heaven to me
13:00 <Loof> yep
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think being shy that people would annoy me 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
13:00 <Bastardly_One> quite the opposite
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I like peopl
14:00 <Bastardly_One> e
14:00 <Serenity> ok im going to bed its very late
15:00 <Serenity> good chatting peeps, night
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wait
15:00 <Bonny> manic is elated..
15:00 <Bastardly_One> a pic says a 1000 words
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10547479_10153042071411480_5534343527332619170_n.png?oh=fcc0894b8ea40e7430895596f5354ac4&oe=55BDCAED
15:00 <Bastardly_One> before you go
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and on that note then ... night
15:00 <Serenity> yeah i saw that lol
15:00 <Serenity> and yeah bonny thats what i thought
15:00 <Serenity> anyhoo night
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told it was any form of a up
16:00 <Bonny> night
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's what I thought too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and definitely have had just one of those
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was like being on speed without speed
19:00 <Loof> jogging used to give me awesome natural highs
19:00 <Loof> lungs are too fucked for that shit now though lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the walks take it out of me 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am sure I am getting benefits out of them at the same time
20:00 <Loof> of course man
20:00 <Loof> it's probably keeping you alive :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can avoid one this morn though that'd be great
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a tad cold
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm on the verge of boredom again soon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> HJ pancakes are like $2
21:00 <Bastardly_One> $4 at the other place
21:00 <Loof> you have a hj near you?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah both
21:00 <Loof> lucky sob
21:00 <Loof> i LOVE whoppers
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and no ... it's just enough out of the way to have to put effort in
22:00 <Loof> cool
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like their cheeseburgers
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not exactly on the breakfast menu
22:00 <Loof> i cant taste the diff between the mc d's ones
22:00 <Loof> but then again i cant tell the diff between butter and margarine lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I can in the taste of the patties
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdo
23:00 <Loof> lol ikr
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the HJ ones seem a tiny bit fresher too
23:00 <Loof> are you one of these people that can identify coke or pepsi?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know why?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can tell the difference
23:00 <Loof> awesome
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cola and coke taste different
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but HJ nuke shit is why it tastes softer
24:00 <Loof> ahh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> watched them do it with my own two eyes ordering two cheeseburgers the other day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah great ... could do that at home with the ones from the supermarket cunts
24:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of ruined it for me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I was looking out the window or something waiting and hadn't noticed
25:00 <Loof> i always nuke my hot cross buns to make them soft
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan of them for some reason
26:00 <Loof> they could use some bacon chunks
27:00 <Loof> fuck they'd sell
27:00 <Loof> some cunt should do that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember they used to make cheese and onion rolls
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought I wouldnt mind a cheese and bacon roll
28:00 <Loof> i love em
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and got to thinking on those ... they were delicious and used to make mum by them all the time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly coles stopped making them
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the cheese and onion ones
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the bits of onion were like fried or something
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've nice cheese and bacon big stick thing from coles
29:00 <Loof> not sure if it's coles or safeway, but the ones my wife has been getting have the bacon piled up on them
29:00 <Loof> so much bacon, it's redic
29:00 <Loof> hate cheese and bacon rolls with like five little chunks of bacon on them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like woolies just by the fact coles are cheap tight arses
30:00 <Loof> ah k
30:00 <Bastardly_One> might have good specials but on things like that you seem to get fuck all 
30:00 <Loof> yeah
31:00 <Loof> hmmm swimming is good for the lungs
31:00 <Loof> interesting
31:00 <Loof> wow even just being in water
31:00 <Loof> from the pressure
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah supposedly
33:00 <Bastardly_One> all good if you can swim
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Loof> ah bummer
34:00 <Loof> i learned to swim by just jumping in a 30ft deep creek at age 5
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Loof> actual i could just swin
34:00 <Loof> swim
34:00 <Loof> didn't seem to learn
35:00 <Loof> was weird
35:00 <Loof> mustn't have forgotten after being a baby
35:00 <Loof> cause babies can swim
35:00 <Loof> but some forget how
35:00 <Loof> as they get older
36:00 <Loof> it's a weird weird world
36:00 <Loof> that's for damn sure
38:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is going nuts 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a friend here in Ballarat and she is awake having anxiety attacks over uni
39:00 <Bastardly_One> more the social aspect than the work aspect
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she is in her late 30s and they're all out of high school
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and her mentor is like 19
40:00 <Loof> been there man
40:00 <Loof> teens are repulsive
40:00 <Loof> think they know it all
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a hardcore course though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Dip of IT Professional Practice
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if you fail they put you back in a Dip of IT
44:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/3wqpnMV
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh by the way
44:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN rate that skate game 9
44:00 <Loof> oli?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
45:00 <Loof> ign always seem to be spoton
45:00 <Loof> i'll give it a whirl
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just noticed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking for when Project Cars was out
46:00 <Loof> when is it?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> April 15th
47:00 <Loof> cool
47:00 <Loof> something to look forward too :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe ... I was reading a mag at the supermarket that likened it to GT but with more options
53:00 <Loof> that's what it seems like
53:00 <Loof> just hope it has lots of cars
53:00 <Loof> like gt
53:00 <Loof> not sure it has jap cars
53:00 <Loof> just euro i think
54:00 <Loof> think i heard that
54:00 <Loof> i'll double check
55:00 <Loof> yep no jap cars
55:00 <Loof> :(
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Driveclub got boring really quick though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm expecting a bit out of this
56:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently in career you can specialise after starting in carts
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so say you prefer touring cars
56:00 <Loof> i just want the next big mmorpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like me for instance you can concentrate on that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm check Bloodborne out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4 exclusive
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like that 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds a bit too action and less rpg for me so far
57:00 <Bastardly_One> waiting for a totally full review
57:00 <Loof> cool
58:00 <Loof> i'll give WoW another crack when draenor comes out
58:00 <Loof> bet it doesn't impress me though
59:00 <Loof> even with the new graphics
59:00 <Loof> i've invested so long teaching the wife to play it with me so i'll give it a real try
00:00 <Loof> but i fear it's dead
04:00 <Loof> try a heist when you get a chance
04:00 <Loof> lester has gone full perve
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ok 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the mood this morn
05:00 <Loof> k
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was in a gaming mood I'd not be bored
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Loof> walk in an hour?
05:00 <Loof> or sooner?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to eat it away
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just put some chips on 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> see if comfort food does the job instead
08:00 <milk> try smack
08:00 <Loof> shitload of milk might help
08:00 <Loof> heard it has some shit in it that helps
09:00 <milk> wut? all those chings that got shot because they touched the government's cow?
10:00 <Loof> hope you're not drinking too much coke cause that wont help at all
13:00 <milk> http://www.websitewizkids.co.uk/tfb/aw12/tshirt_blow_ecru2.jpg
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I always drink too much coke
17:00 <Loof> wife drinks that caffeine free stuff
18:00 <Loof> but that shit doesn't even have real sugar
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it has that fake shit that is supposedly worse
19:00 <Loof> yeah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
47:00 <Loof> http://yournewswire.com/question-authority-youre-mental-report-claims/
10:00 <slinky_J> ma feet smeeellllll
10:00 <slinky_J> coz i dont wear socks in ma home shooeess
10:00 <Christopher> oh
10:00 <Christopher> stinkfeet
11:00 <Derik> oh yay, its the child bully
11:00 <Derik> hi josh
13:00 <slinky_J> haha
13:00 <slinky_J> hiya
14:00 <slinky_J> i not bully ask anybody
14:00 <Derik> I asked, they said you're a fuckwit
14:00 <slinky_J> woo go you
16:00 <Derik> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/603704_10153503555627995_3570396575770950725_n.jpg?oh=5858c331d8d5e59467755ce1977310f8&oe=55BDD109&__gda__=1434538417_b5a33ed787d1fa5a4d504b7017852ec9
18:00 <slinky_J> i like that pic
18:00 <slinky_J> its hella old tho
20:00 <slinky_J> thx for posting my pic loser :P
22:00 <slinky_J> wooo success! thine pigeon slaying skills are legendary!!! 
23:00 <Christopher> slinky_J u look like druggo
23:00 <Christopher> meth head
24:00 <slinky_J> aye yes 
24:00 <slinky_J> tis a fine day to farm for meth
13:00 <Adonis> why is it so dead today?
15:00 <steven_> all good things come to a end
16:00 <Adonis> yerrrp
16:00 <steven_> ;p
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <Adonis> there is noone here at the gym to keep me entertained either
17:00 <Adonis> *sigh*
27:00 <slinky_J> jerk off infront of a mirror bro :P
48:00 <TheRon> i'm not angry i'm just saying sometimes goodbye is a second chance
52:00 <TheRon> christ you know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going, they're going to crucify me
55:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason
55:00 <TheRon> i can see this is gonna last
56:00 <TheRon> ThomasChefferson: come in here to discuss how gay you are?
59:00 <TheRon> here we are now entertain us
02:00 <slinky_J> do u wana suck some tittie with me?
03:00 <TheRon> i can't, but can you stick a 20 down her underpants for me?
04:00 <TheRon> make sure she has big knockers
05:00 <TheRon> and make she's a chick because this one time............
05:00 <TheRon> sure
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> wtf TheRon>
07:00 <TheRon> what?
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> <TheRon> ThomasChefferson: come in here to discuss how gay you are?
07:00 <TheRon> it's what you do
08:00 <ThomasChefferson> is it?
09:00 <TheRon> sure is
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> and where is your evidence
10:00 <TheRon> well you're always saying gay stuff to me
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> am i?
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> ive never talked to you
13:00 <fawks> Lok
13:00 <fawks> Prob confused you with someone else
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah probably thinks im kuniva
14:00 <TheRon> shepherds pie tonight
15:00 <TheRon> everybody likes pie
40:00 <slinky_J> i shaved ma head
41:00 <slinky_J> i had a sik fauxhawk now i bald!
42:00 <TheRon> still going to the strippers?
43:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11034295_10153133001534712_7910984548054237000_n.jpg?oh=bf2d666e3cd90d10d3fd9ff185fbec52&oe=557CB08C&__gda__=1434516723_59fd01c4a03047b763d084054abe6d76
43:00 <slinky_J> me?
43:00 <slinky_J> hmm the new stripper last ft night was dope
43:00 <slinky_J> i wana be gimp masked n whipped again
43:00 <TheRon> nice
46:00 <TheRon> anyone there strip dressed as martha stewart?
47:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
48:00 <TheRon> i'm too hot! hot damn!
48:00 <Fez> fkn ulcers
48:00 <TheRon> damn!
49:00 <TheRon> hows scotland doing?
49:00 <Fez> better than england?
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <Fez> low bllow?
49:00 <Fez> blow*
50:00 <TheRon> nah it's ok they're shit
50:00 <Fez> amen
50:00 <Fez> whos the team to beat?
50:00 <TheRon> cooking some englisg fare tonight though
50:00 <TheRon> india actually
50:00 <Fez> fish and chips?
51:00 <TheRon> shepherds pie
51:00 <Fez> nice
51:00 <Fez> are you a shepard?
51:00 <TheRon> beef not lamb but still
51:00 <Fez> i feel wrong when i eat shephards pie, cuz im not a shephard
52:00 <TheRon> the kiwis are distraught by sheperds pie
52:00 <TheRon> it's like eating one of their own
53:00 <Fez> eating what you fuck is a sin i heard
53:00 <TheRon> so i heard too
53:00 <slinky_J> everyone touch willies!
54:00 <TheRon> no i don't think we'll be doing that
54:00 <slinky_J> y not
54:00 <slinky_J> cant reach that far?
54:00 <slinky_J> it mite feel good!
55:00 <Dugnuts> call the police and teh fire man!
56:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
57:00 <Fez> TheRon: breasts or breasts?
58:00 <TheRon> breasts and beer and cricket
01:00 <Dugnuts> so how is everyone today?
01:00 <Dugnuts> looking forward to the weekend?
01:00 <TheRon> f1's?
02:00 <slinky_J> breasts and a cock between her legs! hot
02:00 <TheRon> you went to same place in thailand??
05:00 <Fez> f1 breasts
05:00 <TheRon> pit lane
06:00 <slinky_J> lmaoz
06:00 <TheRon> stacked actors stacked to the rafters
08:00 <Fez> b1 and b2
08:00 <Fez> both breasts
08:00 <Fez> great pair
09:00 <TheRon> big problems with the bananas
09:00 <Fez> 99 problems and a breast aint 1
09:00 <TheRon> apparently b1 has been having a hard time keeping the pyjamas on
10:00 <Fez> good to hear
11:00 <TheRon> b1 was cheating on b2 he found out about it and even sugested a banana et trois
12:00 <TheRon> i didn't realise b1 was a bit of a pants man
14:00 <TheRon> i reckon bert and ernie are lifelong partners
14:00 <Fez> bananarama breasts?
14:00 <TheRon> they were great
16:00 <Fez> they only covered breasts allowed are wet shirt comp breasts
17:00 <Fez> DemonsRun will agree
18:00 <Floss> banana split
19:00 <Fez> if i had breasts id be proud of them
19:00 <TheRon>  1 banana, 2 banana 3 banana 4
20:00 <Fez> floor
20:00 <Fez> ?
20:00 <TheRon> banana splits
20:00 <Fez> banana shaped breasts? yay or nay?
21:00 <TheRon> that hot national geographic look?
21:00 <TheRon> mash potato, are you a heap of cream and butter man??
22:00 <Fez> butter and milk
22:00 <Fez> dash of salt
22:00 <slinky_J> hmmz
22:00 <slinky_J> how does this pic make u guyz feel? https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11018320_1037564526256879_7867873711641603636_n.jpg?oh=4ede0891b0b9d0e30078dd9e2185cd23&oe=5584C58E
22:00 <Floss> bewbs
22:00 <TheRon> ever tried bacon and cheese and onion??
22:00 <Fez> nop
22:00 <TheRon> best stuff
23:00 <Fez> ive tried them seperatly but i think you meant within mash potato
23:00 <TheRon> yes
23:00 <slinky_J> who hasnt had bacon and cheese and onion
23:00 <slinky_J> i fart that smell!
23:00 <TheRon> in mash?
23:00 <Fez> in mash? me
24:00 <TheRon> nah numnuts here
24:00 <Fez> i said that before slinky_J
24:00 <doctor> in a good ol chicken sammiches i tells u. aint got no time for no beef
24:00 <slinky_J> i said it butter
24:00 <TheRon> sping onion in mash is awesome
25:00 <Fez> chicken wrapped in bacon,.. with a side of beef
25:00 <Fez> yes please
25:00 <Fez> thats a meal thatll get you breasts
25:00 <Floss> mmm chicken sammiches
25:00 <Floss> love a bit o chook tit!
25:00 <TheRon> all these stupid women who want breast implants, i can do exactly the same using nothing but bacon
26:00 <Floss> natural bewbs are the best bewbs
26:00 <TheRon> always
27:00 <Floss> now i want chicken salad
27:00 <doctor> here you go TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
28:00 <Floss> i make it with mayo and a bit of curry powder
28:00 <TheRon> i don't like mayo
29:00 <TheRon> mustard and yoghurt could work
29:00 <Floss> pfft
29:00 <Floss> who doesnt like mayo..you are insane
29:00 <TheRon> or t sauce
30:00 <TheRon> i like a simple salad dressing of olive oil lemon juice and salt and pepper
30:00 <Fez> if a chick had fake tribreasts,.. id want a sample
30:00 <Floss> sigh
30:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love
31:00 <Fez> too far?
32:00 <Fez> tri far?
35:00 <TheRon> a tri breasted chick could make a shedload of cash
35:00 <Fez> titan shed?
37:00 <TheRon> the gold coast titans?
38:00 <Fez> if you like
38:00 <Fez> you a fan?
38:00 <TheRon> storm
39:00 <TheRon> cheerleaders are just hotter
39:00 <Floss> ugh
40:00 <Fez> temperature wise aye?
40:00 <TheRon> roxanne, you don't have to put the red light
41:00 <Fez> mamas makin kantong
42:00 <TheRon> i feel like dickhead tonight
42:00 <Floss> ugh my internet is too slow to do online shopping :(
42:00 <steven_> ;(
43:00 <Fez> too much pron
43:00 <TheRon> damn
43:00 <Fez> its ok
43:00 <Floss> we only get 10 gig a month cause its satelite
43:00 <TheRon> midget zazi porn with ponies
43:00 <steven_> i get 200gig i used it in 1 day before
43:00 <TheRon> nazi
43:00 <Fez> 10 gig would be all used by facebook shit
43:00 <Fez> amputee porn
43:00 <Floss> thats sad
44:00 <Floss> lol you should geet out more
44:00 <TheRon> thats happy porn, at they're getting some
44:00 <Fez> 'that chick would be hotter if she was missing a leg"
45:00 <Fez> is a breast reduction an amputee?
45:00 <TheRon> nah thats just sad
45:00 <Fez> :(
45:00 <Fez> i didnt do it
45:00 <Fez> i swear
45:00 <TheRon> breast reduction is just wrong
46:00 <Fez> is there a market to buy the reduced breast meat?
46:00 <Fez> mince it or something
47:00 <TheRon> breast reduction surgeons should be targeted like they do abortion clinics
47:00 <steven_> ahah
47:00 <Floss> rofl
47:00 <slinky_J> stebie
47:00 <slinky_J> steven_*
47:00 <Floss> sometimes they make them better....
47:00 <slinky_J> this will be one epic fucken game
47:00 <slinky_J> if u liked DMC and Bayonetta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MihW9YjqmUg&list=PLo0U2XXgLJkiAfH4gbTTenFnMIWsiFv2Z
47:00 <Floss> if ones bigger than the other or something
47:00 <slinky_J> i <3 extreme combat gaemz
47:00 <Fez> then add to the smaller one
48:00 <Fez> dont reduce the biggun
50:00 <steven_> not my kind of game!
56:00 <slinky_J> http://1drv.ms/1wsqihQ
57:00 <slinky_J> just watch asshole :P
59:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to just hang up on survey people?
00:00 <slinky_J> nup
00:00 <Fez> was it a chick?
00:00 <TheRon> yep
01:00 <Fez> did you ask about her breasts
01:00 <Fez> as part of your survey?
01:00 <TheRon> i should've
05:00 <Floss> lol
05:00 <truthwouldbegood> its like this Serenity
05:00 <truthwouldbegood> do u want 2 go to jail
05:00 <Floss> would you says your tits are a:rockin b:saggy c:tiny
05:00 <TheRon> don't pass go, do not collect $200
05:00 <steven_> c
06:00 <TheRon> mine are a
06:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
06:00 <Serenity> fuck off chris?
07:00 <truthwouldbegood> stop pimping out ya box
08:00 <TheRon> chris is satan's lover
08:00 <truthwouldbegood> personally if i was a chick
08:00 <truthwouldbegood> i wouldnt want pimp myself out
08:00 <truthwouldbegood> i rather die
09:00 <Fez> if you were a chick youd have a 'loose change' mouth
09:00 <Fez> $2 to get into it
09:00 <Floss> sagggy old beef curtains
09:00 <truthwouldbegood> fez if u were close by
09:00 <truthwouldbegood> uld be dead
09:00 <Floss> lol
09:00 <Fez> uld?
09:00 <Fez> what mean?
09:00 <truthwouldbegood> its slang
09:00 <Floss> unleaded?
09:00 <truthwouldbegood> you no aussie
10:00 <Fez> slang for your an idiot?
10:00 <truthwouldbegood> if u dont know uld
10:00 <Fez> youre*
10:00 <truthwouldbegood> u not aussie
10:00 <nate> can of udl?
10:00 <Floss> and you sir, are a fuckwit.
10:00 <truthwouldbegood> no
10:00 <truthwouldbegood> u are
10:00 <truthwouldbegood> fat fuck
10:00 <Fez> oh no
11:00 <Fez> the 'fat' insults
11:00 <nate> get nakid chris :)
11:00 <Fez> well done
11:00 <TheRon> my breasts are perky
11:00 <Floss> good grief
11:00 <TheRon> too much?
11:00 <truthwouldbegood> so fucken lonely she sleeps with a cross dresser
11:00 <truthwouldbegood> even married him
12:00 <Fez> who do you sleep with?
12:00 <truthwouldbegood> fucken truthwouldbegood
12:00 <Fez> no one i bet
12:00 <truthwouldbegood> nah cause i dont use ppl
12:00 <Floss> who the hell sleeps with a cross dresser
12:00 <truthwouldbegood> i dont think how can i con this person
12:00 <TheRon> i use people to get breasts
12:00 <TokenDaRing> CHris
12:00 <TokenDaRing> are you threatening Fez?
12:00 <Fez> 2 x breast please
13:00 <TheRon> a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
13:00 <truthwouldbegood> better newoman
13:00 <truthwouldbegood> this
13:00 <truthwouldbegood> guy u with thought she looks dumb
13:00 <truthwouldbegood> i will con her
13:00 <truthwouldbegood> then piss her off
13:00 <truthwouldbegood> bet
13:00 <TokenDaRing> chris shut up
14:00 <Floss> you aound like you have a limited grasp of english
14:00 <Floss> sound*
14:00 <TokenDaRing> or B1 will call the CAT team
14:00 <truthwouldbegood> call them
14:00 <truthwouldbegood> i will sue u
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you can't sue us for that you dumb spastic
14:00 <truthwouldbegood> u wanta see how deep the rabit hole geos\
14:00 <truthwouldbegood> goes
14:00 <truthwouldbegood> u wanta see how deep the rabit hole goes
14:00 <Floss> oh lord hahahaha
15:00 <Floss> by rabbit hole do you mean your anus?
15:00 <TheRon> when is b1 gonna do another up in smoke tour?
15:00 <truthwouldbegood> i mean dont lie to ppl
15:00 <truthwouldbegood> if u do
15:00 <Fez> b stands for breast doesnt it?
15:00 <truthwouldbegood> god help u
15:00 <TheRon> b1 gets on the weed
15:00 <TheRon> b2 doesn't like it
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> its not b1
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> its BO
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> he stinks
16:00 <Floss> b2 gives lulu gobbys behind Rats house
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> twbg
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> see
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> thats truthwouldbegood
16:00 <truthwouldbegood> bo
17:00 <truthwouldbegood> stinking fucken twit
17:00 <TheRon> i've heard there's a bit of domestic violence around at the bananas house
17:00 <TheRon> cops have been called out numerous times
17:00 <Floss> that makes them good for banana bread
17:00 <Fez> the bananas split
17:00 <truthwouldbegood> call them get done for cyber bullying
17:00 <truthwouldbegood> go ahead
18:00 <Floss> lol who you going to call? your mum?
18:00 <truthwouldbegood> when someone with a brain
18:00 <Floss> MUM THEYRE BULLYING ME AGAIN
18:00 <truthwouldbegood> wants to talk
18:00 <truthwouldbegood> let me know
18:00 <Floss> ok
18:00 <Floss> we
18:00 <Floss> will
18:00 <TokenDaRing> truthwouldbegood: why would anyone with a brain want to talk to you?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> you're an idiot
18:00 <TokenDaRing> and drunk
18:00 <TheRon> b2 needs to know there is help out there
18:00 <TheRon> he doesn't have to stay
19:00 <truthwouldbegood> no u guys that 
19:00 <truthwouldbegood> have nothing to do with austnet
19:00 <truthwouldbegood> are the idiots
19:00 <truthwouldbegood> u might as well be drunk
19:00 <Floss> lets all write
19:00 <Floss> in several lines
19:00 <Floss> like total fucktards
19:00 <TheRon> powderfinger - baby i've got you on mind
19:00 <truthwouldbegood> how about if u fuck off
20:00 <TheRon> when did irc get so aggressive?
20:00 <truthwouldbegood> when a slut
20:00 <truthwouldbegood> didnt come back
20:00 <Fez> when the lack of breasts
20:00 <truthwouldbegood> and like
20:00 <TheRon> see if chicks flashed their breasts this kind of shit just wouldn't happen
20:00 <Fez> amen!
20:00 <truthwouldbegood> legally
21:00 <truthwouldbegood> ur fucked
21:00 <Fez> who is going to help this cuase?
21:00 <truthwouldbegood> fucken bullshit
22:00 <TheRon> truthwouldbegood: are you on your period?
22:00 <truthwouldbegood> why didnt u let me die from eating shrooms
22:00 <TokenDaRing> truthwouldbegood: please go eat more
22:00 <truthwouldbegood> didnt have too
22:00 <TokenDaRing> do yourself and us a favour
22:00 <truthwouldbegood> if i had a gun i would shoot u TokenDaRing
22:00 <TheRon> not the molly kind
22:00 <truthwouldbegood> in the foot
22:00 <TokenDaRing> truthwouldbegood: you'd end up shooting yourself first
22:00 <truthwouldbegood> then the ankle
22:00 <TokenDaRing> lets face it, you've screwed up everything in your life
22:00 <truthwouldbegood> then the shin
22:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd screw that up too
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> i would shoot u in every joint
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> slowy
23:00 <TokenDaRing> wow you're fucked in the head
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you need to be locked away in a psych ward
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> nah
23:00 <TheRon> breasts rule
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and kept under sedation
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> u deserve to die
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> cock knuckle
23:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing it's pcp
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> now fuck off austnet like u said u would
23:00 <truthwouldbegood> TokenDaRing
24:00 <Floss> why dont you mate
24:00 <truthwouldbegood> nah i know the owner
24:00 <Floss> youre the one pissing everyone off
24:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah why don't you?
24:00 <Floss> lol the owner
24:00 <truthwouldbegood> what the fuck u want cunt
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you to stop spaz raging
24:00 <TheRon> serenity how are you?
24:00 <TheRon> simba?
24:00 <truthwouldbegood> TokenDaRing fuck off
24:00 <truthwouldbegood> austnet
24:00 <TheRon> longie?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, just go drink some water
24:00 <TokenDaRing> have a lie down
25:00 <TokenDaRing> cool off ok?
25:00 <truthwouldbegood> no u get the fuck off here for good
25:00 <TokenDaRing> no thanks
25:00 <truthwouldbegood> yep thanks
25:00 <TheRon> whats everyone having for dinner?
25:00 <TheRon> i'm having shepherds pie
25:00 <truthwouldbegood> if u look in the mirror do u see a toilet TokenDaRing
25:00 <truthwouldbegood> cause u full of shit
25:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: missus is taking me out to Indian
25:00 <TheRon> truthwouldbegood: you're making jesus cry
26:00 <TheRon> hot stuff?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I love hot curry man
26:00 <TheRon> nice
26:00 <Fez> get that india
26:00 <TokenDaRing> thai and indian is amazing
26:00 <Fez> :P
26:00 <TheRon> if it doesn't burn at both ends it's not a real curry
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree
26:00 <Fez> sounds like a cricket team
26:00 <Floss> ooo now i want thai food :(
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I like to feel like I'm shitting napalm
27:00 <truthwouldbegood> TokenDaRing said to me once he would leave austnet
27:00 <truthwouldbegood> if i didnt want him here
27:00 <TheRon> one way to wax the arse without waxing
27:00 <truthwouldbegood> well i dont want u here
27:00 <truthwouldbegood> now they ya ass and fuck off
28:00 <TheRon> why is there always some douche ruining it for the rest of us??
28:00 <truthwouldbegood> TokenDaRing is guy from clerks 2 sucks of donkey
28:00 <TokenDaRing> chris shut the fuck up ok
28:00 <TokenDaRing> you hate me, we get it
28:00 <truthwouldbegood> no get off
28:00 <truthwouldbegood> u said u would
28:00 <TokenDaRing> so /ignore me and move on with your life
28:00 <TheRon> he is high right??
28:00 <truthwouldbegood> if it bothered me
28:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: or drunk
28:00 <TokenDaRing> alcohol fucks up with his meds
28:00 <doctor> more likely sober
28:00 <TheRon> either or
28:00 <TokenDaRing> makes him do this
29:00 <truthwouldbegood> now leave TokenDaRing
29:00 <truthwouldbegood> u lying fuck
29:00 <TheRon> better put some pie in the oven
29:00 <truthwouldbegood> leave TokenDaRing
29:00 <truthwouldbegood> thepoof
30:00 <truthwouldbegood> fucken come on cunt
30:00 <truthwouldbegood> u said u would leave this server
30:00 <truthwouldbegood> if it bothered me
30:00 <Fez> set an example chris and you leave first'
30:00 <Fez> dare ya
30:00 <truthwouldbegood> how about feds already know where all u live
30:00 <truthwouldbegood> how about
30:00 <truthwouldbegood> youre fucked
30:00 <TheRon> truthwouldbegood: sounds like he needs some pie
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, how about I'll leave after you do?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> sound fair?
31:00 <truthwouldbegood> how about little
31:00 <truthwouldbegood> faggot fuck
31:00 <truthwouldbegood> you be man of your word
31:00 <TokenDaRing> well now you're just being unreasonable
31:00 <truthwouldbegood> lying sack of shit
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I never said that Chris
32:00 <TokenDaRing> you know it
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I know it
32:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - jungleland
32:00 <truthwouldbegood> you said u would leave austnet if it bothered me
32:00 <Fez> philidelphia?
32:00 <truthwouldbegood> now leave
32:00 <TheRon> secret garden
32:00 <truthwouldbegood> i dont lie
33:00 <TheRon> can we just ignore fuckwit here and discuss breasts?
33:00 <truthwouldbegood> if u mean me
33:00 <TheRon> the fuckwit stench is overpowering
33:00 <Fez> i can
33:00 <truthwouldbegood> how about i get fucked
33:00 <truthwouldbegood> that was deal
33:00 <Fez> 12dd?
33:00 <truthwouldbegood> wheres my sex
33:00 <TheRon> you couldn't get fucked if you tried
34:00 <TheRon> i correct that, 12 yo girls are your thing
34:00 <truthwouldbegood> fuck off
34:00 <slinky_J> woa
34:00 <Fez> men?
34:00 <truthwouldbegood> TheRon is a gay man
35:00 <truthwouldbegood> he has breast storys to fool u
35:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
35:00 <truthwouldbegood> TokenDaRing fuck off
35:00 <truthwouldbegood> liar
35:00 <TokenDaRing> no
35:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not going anywhere chris
36:00 <TokenDaRing> so shut the fuck up, calm down or leave yourself
36:00 <truthwouldbegood> no come at me bro
36:00 <truthwouldbegood> call
36:00 <truthwouldbegood> who u want
36:00 <truthwouldbegood> they sick of me
36:00 <TheRon> how about those knicks?
36:00 <truthwouldbegood> they will hang up
36:00 <truthwouldbegood> come on cunt
36:00 <TheRon> i blame the ops
37:00 <TheRon> wtf do ops do?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> who's sick of you?
37:00 <truthwouldbegood> mental health
37:00 <truthwouldbegood> call them do what ever
37:00 <truthwouldbegood> i tell them fuck off
37:00 <truthwouldbegood> they go
37:00 <TokenDaRing> why would they be sick of you?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> do you abuse them?
37:00 <Serenity> fucks sake chris
38:00 <truthwouldbegood> Serenity TokenDaRing said he would leave austnet if it pissed me off him being here
38:00 <truthwouldbegood> he is liar
38:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
38:00 <Serenity>  no he didn't
38:00 <TokenDaRing> right Chris
38:00 <truthwouldbegood> yes he did
38:00 <Serenity> i should ban you for this crap
38:00 <TheRon> serenity you still have the power?
38:00 <truthwouldbegood> he is so lonely for comaradary
39:00 <truthwouldbegood> he turns every one on me
39:00 <Serenity> wtf tellinh me i pimp my box out
39:00 <truthwouldbegood> what a fucken loser
39:00 <Serenity> lost fuckhead
39:00 <TheRon> that would be enough to ban for me
39:00 <truthwouldbegood> well Serenity u dont let me in cbf
39:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would i
39:00 <truthwouldbegood> that says
40:00 <truthwouldbegood> u dont pimp
40:00 <TheRon> just ban him
40:00 <truthwouldbegood> TokenDaRing pissed me off
40:00 <TheRon> whats the hesitation?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris just /ignore me then
40:00 <truthwouldbegood> no
40:00 <TokenDaRing> move on
40:00 <TokenDaRing> get over it
40:00 <truthwouldbegood> u talk about me
40:00 <truthwouldbegood> i cant not ignore
40:00 <Serenity> im not at home on a computer Theron gimme a break
41:00 <TheRon> my apologies
41:00 <TheRon> anyone else that can ban the prick?
41:00 <truthwouldbegood> yeah TokenDaRing
41:00 <truthwouldbegood> ban him
41:00 <faux> Who was that 
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris
41:00 <Serenity> i can do it it just takes a min
41:00 <TheRon> serenity you rule
42:00 <Fez> serenity deserves breasts
42:00 <Serenity> its chris
42:00 <Fez> that may sound wrong
42:00 <TheRon> i don't get pissed off much, he was getting close
42:00 <faux> But he said comradaryayryya
42:00 <faux> How does he know what that word means 
43:00 <Fez> how often do you get pissed on?
43:00 <faux> Lmao
43:00 <TheRon> never, it's not my bag
43:00 <Fez> interesting
44:00 <TheRon> i'd a shot some scotch dripping down some breasts
44:00 <Fez> id try it atleast once
44:00 <TheRon> twice?
45:00 <slinky_J> it puts the lotion on its skin
45:00 <TheRon> or else it gets the hose again
45:00 <Fez> i may be tempted to go twice
45:00 <TheRon> i'd stay all afternoon
46:00 <slinky_J> first you get the leeches then you get the medicine then you get the power!
48:00 <Fez> i wish i could pour a drink with my breasts
48:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> u can 4 babby
52:00 <TheRon> i drove all night, just to get to you, is that alright
53:00 <slinky_J> PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET
53:00 <TheRon> i drove all night to get to breasts
53:00 <Fez> hogbreast cafe
53:00 <TheRon> alien 5
53:00 <slinky_J> subway 4 tea?
53:00 <slinky_J> alien 5?
54:00 <TheRon> good stuff?
54:00 <Fez> TheRon, do you beleive in breasts at first sight?
54:00 <TheRon> the breasts are out there
54:00 <Fez> they should be framed
02:00 <couleurs> ps4 !
12:00 <slinky_J> i haz decided 2 buy ps4
14:00 <couleurs> xbox sux!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <slinky_J> im not a console fanboy
16:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!
16:00 <British^Meat> L O L
16:00 <British^Meat> How many does that make now? 4?
17:00 <couleurs> :)
19:00 <slinky_J> get with the times meatie
20:00 <slinky_J> i still have my third wii :P
20:00 <British^Meat> if thats code for "it was all  bullshit and ive never owned a ps4" then i knew that already
20:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:00 <couleurs> epic pwn
21:00 <simba> pwnaldo
22:00 <couleurs> we should play that gta5 game onelined there's new thing
24:00 <simba> yea
24:00 <simba> pity its march 2015 and nobody cares about online heists anymore
24:00 <slinky_J> yo yo meatie on the attack!
24:00 <slinky_J> roooaarrr
24:00 <couleurs> it's good, less 12 year olds online they all playing mortal combo now
25:00 <slinky_J> lolol
25:00 <simba> dragonball xenoverse
25:00 <slinky_J> fk gtaV
25:00 <slinky_J> online i mean
25:00 <simba> why
27:00 <couleurs> yeh y
28:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_y7EggU0AAWTSD.jpg:large
28:00 <couleurs> F*CK Y*AH
29:00 <slinky_J> DmC devil may cry is now on next gen :P
29:00 <simba> is that why fuck gta v online
29:00 <slinky_J> no
29:00 <simba> lol why is moby in that photo
29:00 <slinky_J> like u said
29:00 <slinky_J> 2015
29:00 <slinky_J> nobody cares about heists
30:00 <simba> i trademarked that line
30:00 <simba> give me 20 bucks
30:00 <couleurs> moby chief thai bvb club leader
30:00 <slinky_J> Joshopoly buckz
30:00 <simba> thaiclub fanland ^_^
31:00 <slinky_J> http://1drv.ms/1wsqihQ
31:00 <slinky_J> watch me have sum dum fun :P
31:00 <slinky_J> on sunset overdrive
33:00 <British^Meat> nice glasses couleurs
33:00 <couleurs> thank u
34:00 <couleurs> what game is that it looks like banjo kazooie 
35:00 <simba> looks like jet set radio bayonetta 2 sunshine
37:00 <simba> weed it up
48:00 <Fez> irc war
53:00 <slinky_J> its Sunset Overdrive
54:00 <slinky_J> its like an extreme combat ratchet and clank meets bayonetta meets tony hawk
54:00 <couleurs> looks very gay and shit
54:00 <slinky_J> i couldnt do anythin in that vid besides melee ppl cause i was doin a mission
54:00 <slinky_J> lolz
54:00 <couleurs> no wonder it's xbox xclusive
54:00 <slinky_J> its total fun
54:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <slinky_J> its the Awesomepocolapes
55:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
55:00 <slinky_J> lol ur console hatin is silly
55:00 <slinky_J> sounds like b1
55:00 <couleurs> whoa...
55:00 <slinky_J> or worse, Loof
55:00 <couleurs> that's new bee_girl...
55:00 <bee_girl> you did new the other day
55:00 <bee_girl> thought i best mix it up
55:00 <couleurs> cool_bananas
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <couleurs> c u online @ fifa_high
00:00 <bee_girl> oh i been missin out
02:00 <slinky_J> do u only play fifa couleurs?
02:00 <slinky_J> just askin not makin fun
02:00 <couleurs> yeap!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <couleurs> fifa is love... fifa is life
08:00 <couleurs> --- shrek
30:00 <Fez> beergirl
30:00 <Dugnuts> heh
32:00 <Dugnuts> good to see you folks have things to do
33:00 <bee_girl> hey Fez
35:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/ATLoF
44:00 <couleurs> binga bango you're fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/ASUS/status/575538926301102080/photo/1
50:00 <couleurs> EP1C PWN
18:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa?
18:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwFM1WfW_Q&list=PL-AJ2c08XKcICw85B9475aXb_xcB89Thj
18:00 <Picard> hi
19:00 <Zade> welcome Picard
19:00 <Zade> you were missed
20:00 <partay> hahaha
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <partay> like herpes
20:00 <partay> Picard keeps coming back
21:00 <Picard> u would know all about that fag
21:00 <partay> hahaha
21:00 <partay> wrong
21:00 <Immutable> lol
22:00 <couleurs> Picard and partay... the toilet roll and the toilet paper
22:00 <partay> and couleurs the toilet
24:00 <couleurs> so fresh, so clean
25:00 <partay> so full of shit
25:00 <couleurs> u wish, little fish!!!!!!!!
27:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
30:00 <British^Meat> freddie Flintoff
31:00 <Sunbeam> hi British^Meat :)
31:00 <Fez> andrew flintoff
32:00 <British^Meat> he'a legend and i hope he wins~
32:00 <British^Meat> !
32:00 <British^Meat> greets Sunbeam
32:00 <Fez> legends are dead arent they
32:00 <partay> http://picpaste.com/thumbs/picard__loser-tbMCtZh5.1426152723.jpg
32:00 <Fez> did you mean living legend?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I WANT A RUSTY AXE!
33:00 <Lish> Whatever
33:00 <Lish> Shutup
33:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <ooomp> Evening all
34:00 <Fez> gday ooomp
34:00 <ooomp> Fez
35:00 <Fez> thats me!
35:00 <ooomp> Or so you say
35:00 <ooomp> O.o
35:00 <ooomp> <.<
35:00 <ooomp> >.>
35:00 <Fez> i wouldnt beleive me either
35:00 <Fez> how about some cake?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> U
36:00 <Immutable> fite
36:00 <Zade> hope Lish wins
36:00 <Fez> its moist
36:00 <ooomp> Type?
36:00 <Fez> choc.
36:00 <ooomp> Just chocolate
36:00 <Fez> you say it like its a bad thing
37:00 <couleurs> EP1C PWN
37:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Fez :)
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi ooomp :)
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi steven_ :)
37:00 <Fez> hi sunbeam
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :))
37:00 <ooomp> Sunbeam :)
38:00 <Immutable> I hope its an epic tekken 2 style fight
38:00 <Lish> I will win
38:00 <Immutable> show us your guns lish
38:00 <couleurs> hi Sumbean :)
38:00 <ooomp> Fez, I was hoping for an elaborate cake
38:00 <couleurs> i'm an elaborate cake
38:00 <Sunbeam> Hi Colours :)
38:00 <Fez> choc ice cream cake with 1000s n 100s
38:00 <Fez> and ice magic
38:00 <ooomp> couleurs :)
38:00 <couleurs> ooomp :)
38:00 <ooomp> That's better Fez
39:00 <Lish> Nup
39:00 <Picard> Lish hello
39:00 <Fez> damn straightr
39:00 <ooomp> Next time, first time
39:00 <Fez> will there be a next time
40:00 <Picard> the turkey is going to die
40:00 <ooomp> Possibly
40:00 <Sunbeam> hi StrykerX :) ...try licks ;)
40:00 <StrykerX> ;)
40:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin' ;D
40:00 <Sunbeam> :)
40:00 <Skirmish>  Have you ever wondered at what level of technology would we be enjoying if the Roman Empire wasn't crushed and we didn't lose all the knowledge? 
41:00 <Immutable> guess Lish wins
41:00 <Lish> Hi
41:00 <Lish> What Turkey 
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <Picard> on tv
41:00 <Picard> alaska, the last frontier
41:00 <Lish> Sounds amazing
41:00 <Picard> it is
41:00 <Lish> Sounds like
41:00 <Immutable> round 2
41:00 <Sunbeam> hi Skirmish :)
41:00 <Skirmish> Hey Sunbeam :) 
41:00 <Skirmish> I have a craving for a cold shnitzel sammich with BBQ and onion sauce. 
41:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip
41:00 <couleurs> ME 2
42:00 <Lish> It's on
42:00 <Picard> these people live in the wilderness, and only take what they need
42:00 <Lish> Good for them
42:00 <Picard> happy to be alive, living oof bare essentials
42:00 <Picard> off*
42:00 <couleurs> it's only 15c wut
42:00 <Skirmish> For the past month I have been putting garlic aioli* sauce on everything but I think I need a rest from it. BBQ and Onion sauce is the new flavour of the month. 
43:00 <Lish> Yes they live in McCarthy don't they
43:00 <Lish> And they have snow mobiles 
43:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <Picard> yep
43:00 <Picard> or dogs
43:00 <Lish> Hardly like nature people
43:00 <Lish> Riding their dumb snow mobiles and flying planes around 
43:00 <partay> Picard would need a snow plough to haul his fat ass around
43:00 <Picard> nuh not this show
43:00 <couleurs> i'm flavour of the month
43:00 <StrykerX> Why did you * Aioli?
44:00 <Picard> its not mccrthy
44:00 <Lish> I dunno they all blur into one the alaska shows
44:00 <Picard> yes
44:00 <Picard> this one is the better show
45:00 <Picard> imo
45:00 <Lish> Coo
45:00 <couleurs> i'm nutella!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Wasn't sure if I spelt it correctly. 
45:00 <StrykerX> Ah fe
45:00 <StrykerX> Well you did lol
46:00 <Lish> I'm going to Alaska next mo th
46:00 <Lish> Month
46:00 <Lish> Maybe I'll meet em
46:00 <Picard> maybe they will shoot you and eat you
46:00 <Lish> I doubt it 
46:00 <Picard> feed you to their dogs
46:00 <Lish> I'm too amazing
46:00 <Picard> i dont think so
46:00 <Lish> I guess I need a scarf
46:00 <StrykerX> Hi Fiona 
46:00 <StrykerX> ASL babe?
46:00 <StrykerX> Do you like sex?
47:00 <Lish> Will have to get one
47:00 <Immutable> you could be doctor who
47:00 <Immutable> :O
47:00 <ooomp> Fiona is a male
47:00 <ooomp> Fraud*
47:00 <StrykerX> Oh
47:00 <StrykerX> Fiona, wanna sword fight bro?
47:00 <ooomp> Is that code for penis
48:00 <Immutable> who is your sexy assistant going to be?
48:00 <Lish> Doctor who is for idiot nerds
48:00 <StrykerX> Sword fight is battling with penises lol
48:00 <ooomp> I'd imagine you'd lose and bend over StrykerX
48:00 <bee_girl> 		ip6+!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
48:00 <StrykerX> Nevuh!
49:00 <Immutable> soooo kuniva?
49:00 <Lish> Seems right
49:00 <couleurs> !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡ p s 4 !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
49:00 <bee_girl> lol
50:00 <couleurs> hose of cords!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, FiFa?
50:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <ooomp> FIFA is gay
51:00 <ooomp> As in happy
51:00 <ooomp> Makes people happy
51:00 <couleurs> thank u
52:00 <bee_girl> ´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
52:00 <bee_girl> ♥«´¨`•°.. iP6+ ..°•´¨`»♥
52:00 <bee_girl> .¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.
52:00 <couleurs> FaNCy
53:00 <StrykerX> Where?
54:00 <Lish> What
54:00 <Picard> Winter is on soon
55:00 <couleurs> no it's spring dumbass!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Picard> not its not moron
55:00 <Lish> Winter?
55:00 <Picard> autumn
55:00 <ooomp> It is somewhere in the world, couleurs is right
55:00 <Picard> yes, Winter on channel 9
55:00 <couleurs> only 2 eps left... 
55:00 <couleurs> n u?
56:00 <Lish> What's winter
56:00 <Picard> usa
56:00 <Picard> fucking google it u silly woma
56:00 <Picard> n
56:00 <slinky_J> u wonda y they call u bitch!
57:00 <ooomp> Picard don't be sexist
57:00 <nate> 2 late picard is sexiest
57:00 <ooomp> Lol!
57:00 <Picard> ooomp get fucked
57:00 <ooomp> I already have darling
57:00 <Picard> i am not sexist, i hate everyone equally
57:00 <Immutable> YOU CIS MALE SHITLOARD
57:00 <Lish> Oh
57:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11039981_10204037166385574_800320180_n.jpg?oh=16c2a76a63360da04b90c92e00878120&oe=550403B4&__gda__=1426314048_7e35ceb24e7521dd5a18fde5af4fec9e
58:00 <Immutable> GET OFF THE CHANNEL
58:00 <Lish> It's an australian drama
58:00 <Lish> No thanks 
58:00 <Picard>  correct
58:00 <Immutable> THIS CHANNEL BELONGS TO VAGINA
58:00 <Picard> well fuck off u unaustralian bitch
58:00 <Lish> There's nothing worse than australian drama
58:00 <Lish> It's the worsttttt
58:00 <slinky_J> 4 theron
58:00 <slinky_J> ow he aint here
58:00 <slinky_J> sucked in.
58:00 <couleurs> thank u
58:00 <bee_girl> ooh
59:00 <couleurs> thank u ooomp 
59:00 <Lish> Unaustralian?! lol
59:00 <Picard> really Bonny?
59:00 <ooomp> Bonny don't kick out a feminist! Sigh
59:00 <Bonny> lol
59:00 <Picard> troublemaker?
59:00 <Picard> yet Bastardly_One is here
59:00 <Bonny> so are you
59:00 <StrykerX> lol
59:00 <Picard> yes
59:00 <StrykerX> owned
59:00 <steven_> hawhawhaw
59:00 <bee_girl> i think im up to 11  now
59:00 <bee_girl> watching 11
59:00 <couleurs> ME 2
59:00 <bee_girl> OOOOO
59:00 <xm> what show
59:00 <couleurs> no wait, i watched 11
59:00 <couleurs> i got 12 + 13
00:00 <steven_> derik mate
00:00 <steven_> ltns
00:00 <stebie> heheh he said vagina
00:00 <Picard> rage ban man is here
00:00 <ooomp> stebie likes a vagina
00:00 <Derik> element's mate
00:00 <Derik> how goes it?
00:00 <steven_> just reading a pastebin
00:00 <TokenDaRing> hello Picard
00:00 <steven_> loooooooooooooool
00:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you tonight?
00:00 <bee_girl> im about 1/2 way thru 11
00:00 <bee_girl> house of cards
01:00 <Lish> I'm cold
01:00 <Lish> Someone put the fire on for me please
01:00 <stebie> ooomp, or 2
01:00 <ooomp> How would you have two at the same time
01:00 <Picard> fantastis TokenDaRing thanks for asking
01:00 <Picard> -s +c
01:00 <ooomp> Such greed stebie
01:00 <Picard> stebie hello ole mate
02:00 <stebie> ooomp, true, us males cannot multitask
02:00 <stebie> hi Picard
02:00 <Picard> hows your day been?
02:00 <couleurs> i got nuts
02:00 <StrykerX> Speak for yourself stebie 
02:00 <StrykerX> :P
02:00 <ooomp> Whereas if you were female, you could satisfy three males
02:00 <Picard> gay males ca
02:00 <Picard> n
02:00 <Lish> No one cares about you picard
02:00 <Lish> Shutup 
02:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of homos
02:00 <stebie> couleurs, that's what she said
02:00 <StrykerX> Sup Picard?
02:00 <couleurs> it's not as good as s1 or s2 but still good
02:00 <bee_girl> yeah hear u
02:00 <couleurs> thank u
03:00 <stebie> Picard, my day has been great, how about yours?
03:00 <Picard> fantastic stebie
03:00 <stebie> ooomp, some males dream to be female for a day, and vice versa
03:00 <Lish> Fantastic
03:00 <stebie> not sure if a day would be enough.
03:00 <Lish> How fantastic can a Wednesday be
03:00 <bee_girl> not enough dirty sex scenes
03:00 <bee_girl> imho
04:00 <Picard> easy Lish
05:00 <Lish> ?
05:00 <ooomp> Is what you're saying stebie, that you have dreamed to be a female? In these dreams I assume you've groped your breasts, fingered yourself and possibly even had sex with a gay. Is that also saying you have homosexual tendencies and would enjoy it
05:00 <ooomp> Or did I just over think that
05:00 <Picard> why does it need to be a certain day to be fantastic?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> some really homophobic comments in here tonight
05:00 <TokenDaRing> not cool
05:00 <stebie> ooomp, i think you've overthought it
05:00 <Lish> Wednesday isn't a day someone is fantastic
05:00 <Picard> its cool if u are not some poofter cunt
05:00 <Lish> So you're lying 
05:00 <stebie> i wouldn't go beyond breasts alllll day
05:00 <stebie> perhaps
06:00 <Picard> nope im not
06:00 <ooomp> Yeah. 
06:00 <ooomp> They're pretty cool
06:00 <stebie> ooomp, damn you!
06:00 <couleurs> i'd fuck me, i'd fuck me so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> --- movie meme
06:00 <Picard> imagine if guys had boobs, i could jerk off and fondle myself
06:00 <ooomp> I guess the male equivalent would be testicles?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> you do that anyway
06:00 <Lish> You already have boobs
06:00 <British^Meat> lol
06:00 <stebie> lol Picard :\
06:00 <ooomp> Unless you're fat, then its breasts
06:00 <Lish> Moons
06:00 <Lish> Moobs
06:00 <Picard> i mean like a C cup
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you're packing at least a D cup there pakl
07:00 <TokenDaRing> pal*
07:00 <Picard> stebie dont tell me u have never thought of that
07:00 <stebie> Picard, nope
07:00 <stebie> i can't even rub my belly and pat my head at the same time
07:00 <Picard> lies.
07:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Lish> lol
08:00 <Dugnuts> always need more dirty sex scenes
08:00 <couleurs> agreed.
08:00 <couleurs> needs more tits
08:00 <couleurs> and more kevin spacey comments
09:00 <Picard> https://twitter.com/cosmoexplosion
09:00 <Picard> take a look at her
09:00 <Lish> Why
09:00 <stebie> before i click, is it really a her?
09:00 <Picard> cause she is hot
09:00 <Picard> yes stebie
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you a customer of hers/
09:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
09:00 <Bastardly_One> has Loof been around?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 2 missed calls off him for some reason 
10:00 <Derik> Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs
10:00 <Picard> im her pimp
10:00 <Lish> It's probably your daughter
10:00 <TokenDaRing> you couldn't pimp a midget transvestite
10:00 <Picard> why would u do that TokenDaRing?
10:00 <Picard> Lish u slut, get fucked
10:00 <couleurs> no he dead
10:00 <slinky_J> hey couleurs
11:00 <Lish> :)
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: that's what sluts do, actually
11:00 <ooomp> Picard lives in the land of fantasy
11:00 <Lish> What?
11:00 <TokenDaRing> do you feel like you're missing out?
11:00 <Derik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ac87-6n3I
11:00 <couleurs> eyyyyy
11:00 <slinky_J> i saw u ate eb gaemz b4!
11:00 <slinky_J> u r the cute asian chick behind teh countre!
11:00 <slinky_J> ;)
11:00 <slinky_J> ino u r dont LIEA
11:00 <couleurs> Ok
11:00 <slinky_J> <Bastardly_One> has Loof been around?
11:00 <slinky_J> u friends again?
11:00 <Zade> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> he is the dumbest cunt in history dude
12:00 <Picard> ooomp Reality is what you pretend it to be
12:00 <couleurs> thank u Derik 
12:00 <ooomp> Picard, repeat after me, IRC is not SecondLife. That fat mid 40s guy who's posing as a cute 23 year old girl from the US is not real. But then that may not phase you
12:00 <Picard> stebie whould u do her?
12:00 <Picard> ooomp im open to all offers
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> why the fuck does he have ur number
12:00 <slinky_J> he has my mob but its disconnected
12:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we always argue and ummmmmm
12:00 <slinky_J> he's so far behind b1
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he got it over a year ago
12:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt know xbox one ResolutionGate is OVER
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just weird to get a call really
12:00 <slinky_J> and does 1080p
12:00 <slinky_J> he's so far behind he wakes up to his asian wife thinkin he's hung over and just got lucky!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> bit distracted here
13:00 <Picard> hell id even have a crack at someone like Lish
13:00 <Lish> Pass
13:00 <ooomp> Desperate times and measures
13:00 <Picard> yes ooomp
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: the issue you have is not you wanting it, it's them wanting it too
13:00 <TokenDaRing> i.e no one wants to sleep with you
13:00 <ooomp> Do you still use the vacuum hose too?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in trouble
13:00 <slinky_J> he's so far behind he turns around and finds himself at the start!
13:00 <slinky_J> y r u in trubbels?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> for saying this porn chick looks like a real chick I'm after
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> both are hot though so dunno why she cares
13:00 <slinky_J> wait
13:00 <slinky_J> so um
13:00 <slinky_J> play it to ur advantage
13:00 <slinky_J> theyre only women
14:00 <Picard> no ooomp
14:00 <Picard> its not big enough
14:00 <ooomp> Yeah. Clogged it with pubes
14:00 <slinky_J> da fuq
14:00 <slinky_J> my mum bought me these nepalese pants
14:00 <slinky_J> lol like traditional fkn
14:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is that why u use the gloryholes, so no one has to see your face
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> you mentioned two women
14:00 <slinky_J> now press play and start playing the game you soft old cunt!!!
14:00 <slinky_J> don't make me multiplayer this shit up bitch.
15:00 <ooomp> Josh, cut the cord mate
15:00 <slinky_J> kate yea
15:00 <slinky_J> hi
15:00 <Picard> whats with guys who stick their dick in a hole in the wall in a toilet, like wouldnt u be afraid some cunt will cut your cock off
15:00 <slinky_J> and shut the fuck up
15:00 <slinky_J> jeez
15:00 <Bastardly_One> one is real the other is in porn ... that equals 2
16:00 <Picard> what did jennifer buy u josh?
16:00 <slinky_J> oh some nepalese pants dude
16:00 <slinky_J> lolz
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Picard> fg
16:00 <slinky_J> she went to Womad like every year
16:00 <Picard> fag
16:00 <nate> hot pants!
16:00 <slinky_J> world music
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <couleurs> enjoy your new dress 
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: why do you hate gay people?
16:00 <slinky_J> n they have shit to buy uno like these pants were made in nepal
16:00 <slinky_J> Picard hates everything
16:00 <slinky_J> the conehead cunt
17:00 <Picard> i dont hate u josh
17:00 <Serenity> picard
17:00 <Picard> Serenity
17:00 <slinky_J> ooomp, assuming you dont speak to either of your parents? from your comment, id assume it.
17:00 <Serenity> theres no need to be saying his mums name or even bringing her up
17:00 <slinky_J> ino dad, ily2
17:00 <ooomp> Picard, I assume those guys have a long enough penis for those holes, you know, past the thickness and get pleasure.
17:00 <Serenity> pull your fucking head in
17:00 <slinky_J> true
17:00 <ooomp> Its a bit hard to speak to both. Ones dead. The other is MIA
17:00 <slinky_J> Serenity I assume you find bald sweaty guys hot
18:00 <Picard> Serenity he mentioned her and i was joining the convo, no offence was meant mentioning her name
18:00 <Picard> slinky_J did i upset you?
18:00 <slinky_J> so we have one thing in common ooomp
18:00 <slinky_J> the dead part
18:00 <Serenity> hence why im warning you not banning you
18:00 <slinky_J> no but that's not her point
18:00 <Serenity> but thats the only warning
18:00 <slinky_J> well least ur sexi ooomp
18:00 <slinky_J> I MEAN KATE
18:00 <slinky_J> wahahaha *runz off for a cig!*
18:00 <couleurs> i'm dead on the inside :~)
19:00 <Picard> Serenity my relationship with slinky_J is like father/son, he understand me and im not trying to be acunt when i speak of his mother
19:00 <TokenDaRing> well that explains a lot
19:00 <slinky_J> couleurs haz luvley eyes
19:00 <nate> hot who now what:)
19:00 <Serenity> you can speak of his mum in private picard
19:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing really?
19:00 <nate> sexy!
19:00 <stebie> Picard, stop trying to spin it your way
19:00 <Serenity> not in here where everyone is a troll and craves personal info
19:00 <stebie> you know what you were doing
19:00 <Serenity> as i said. first and last
19:00 <Picard> not at all stebie
20:00 <stebie> yes, and continuing to say otherwise makes you look more like a dick and will see you banned for being said dick
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Picard> woteva
20:00 <stebie> cool
21:00 <couleurs> yeh but
21:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa?
22:00 <Picard> well that killed the convo
23:00 <ooomp> Yeah
23:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks Picard
23:00 <Picard> ooomp how big are your boob
23:00 <Picard> i blame Serenity
23:00 <stebie> sorry ooomp
23:00 <Picard> and stebie
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: that's pretty rude
23:00 <Picard> :P
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and uncalled for
23:00 <ooomp> Its ok stebie. I was leaving
23:00 <Picard> so is your face yet u leave the house
24:00 <TokenDaRing> your head is a driving hazard
24:00 <Picard> :P
24:00 <Serenity> shes a bent unit that one
25:00 <slinky_J> no fucking shit
25:00 <slinky_J> I mean shes not bad looking
26:00 <slinky_J> but i dont want to wake up with a knife in my chest
26:00 <slinky_J> unless it's from you Ghostface!
26:00 <slinky_J> i mean sezz
26:00 <slinky_J> -_-
26:00 <nate> haha
26:00 <nate> who is this ghostface
26:00 <Picard> fuck yes
26:00 <nate> that scarey
26:00 <Picard> slinky_J son
26:00 <slinky_J> yea so mum bought me a silver necklace from that Womad music festival shit
26:00 <slinky_J> i been sayin for ages im gonna buy a silver necklace so SUCKED IN MUM
26:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
27:00 <slinky_J> money saved.
27:00 <slinky_J> Scream nate.. scream movies
27:00 <Picard> tight arse
27:00 <slinky_J> i didnt ask her to
28:00 <Picard> dropped a few subtle hints hey
28:00 <slinky_J> i just say im thinkin about somethin
28:00 <slinky_J> :P
28:00 <slinky_J> yep
28:00 <slinky_J> LOLZ
28:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
28:00 <TokenDaRing> hey slinky_J do you like the necklace?
28:00 <Picard> lol prick
28:00 <slinky_J> im like so yeah theres this book
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> so shes gonna get it ill pay for it be like 12-20 bucks uno
28:00 <slinky_J> but she will order it online
28:00 <slinky_J> i dont do online shit Picard lol
28:00 <Picard> y
29:00 <slinky_J> yea i do TokenDaRing its sick as, i think i wouldve bought one and hated it
29:00 <slinky_J> like usual when i buy jewelery stuff i regret it later
29:00 <slinky_J> i just dont like buying things online bro
29:00 <Picard> ok
29:00 <slinky_J> yer
30:00 <slinky_J> i want clothes i give her the cash lol
30:00 <slinky_J> or she wont order them..
30:00 <Picard> ok
30:00 <slinky_J> yer
30:00 <slinky_J> im bad with money man
30:00 <slinky_J> if i had a grand right now
31:00 <slinky_J> on me
31:00 <slinky_J> id prob like go see if strippaz open
31:00 <slinky_J> get a free show n drink n then find other shit to waste a grand on
31:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt give a shit what
31:00 <mr_ducati> gamble
31:00 <slinky_J> beehs tranny gf ;)
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <Picard> for a grand u can fuck TokenDaRing
32:00 <slinky_J> prob get a fat lip on my mug at strippaz tonite
32:00 <Picard> ahh shit who am i fooling, he will fuck u for free
32:00 <slinky_J> dont bring token into anythin he's cool yo
32:00 <slinky_J> meh
32:00 <slinky_J> u didnt spank me enough as a kid, ive changed.
32:00 <Picard> the oracle hasnt said a lot tonight
33:00 <Lish> Bored
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: take the chill out of your arse
34:00 <TokenDaRing> chili*
35:00 <slinky_J> lolz
35:00 <slinky_J> true do it
35:00 <Picard> nothing goes in my arse man, im not like u
35:00 <slinky_J> dude
35:00 <slinky_J> cant wee assholes all just get a bong?
35:00 <Picard> no, i dont do drugs
36:00 <TokenDaRing> do you do anything but hate at a monitor, Picard?
36:00 <Picard> yep
37:00 <stebie> he also break dances
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <TokenDaRing> breaks dances?
38:00 <TokenDaRing> or like, spins around on his back?
38:00 <stebie> the latter
38:00 <TokenDaRing> he should put it on youtube
38:00 <Picard> dickheads
38:00 <stebie> that, or riverdance
38:00 <British^Meat> lol @ Loof
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just when he falls over and tries to get up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he is not dancing
39:00 <TokenDaRing> oh
39:00 <stebie> ah
39:00 <TokenDaRing> so it's like when you put a turtle on it's back?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ever seen fat people try to get up after falling over?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes token
39:00 <slinky_J> man stebie you know about computers yeah?
39:00 <slinky_J> uno how when u buy a new laptop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he does
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for 30 an hour
39:00 <slinky_J> they fill it with shit reminding you to buy something or what not
39:00 <stebie> and when he finally gets up he wraps his arms around his body like a rapper/dancer
39:00 <Bastardly_One> does he look like he's at work?
39:00 <stebie> w3rd
39:00 <stebie> slinky_J, a tiny bit
39:00 <Mew> Is this goggle box thing for real?!
39:00 <Mew> its so bad
40:00 <slinky_J> stebie do u know of this program Driver Restore?
40:00 <stebie> nope
40:00 <couleurs> get a gold apple laptop!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <slinky_J> ah dang
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it want slinky?
40:00 <stebie> just install drivers manually
40:00 <slinky_J> yer man
40:00 <slinky_J> im gonna del it then
40:00 <stebie> download the latest version for your operating system from the manufacturer's website
40:00 <Picard> the oracle will help u
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it ask i asked
41:00 <slinky_J> one of those progs comes installed but not "installed" just so I am lured into buying it lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> It could be just bloating shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, don't
41:00 <slinky_J> yer man that's what ive done hey
41:00 <slinky_J> :P
41:00 <slinky_J> i am smirt stebie yayz
41:00 <slinky_J> smurf?
41:00 <slinky_J> b1 u cunt I decided I am going to buy a ps4
41:00 <Bastardly_One> have you made backup disks though?
41:00 <stebie> most of them don't have a driver repository, they just list your hardware and link you to the manufacturer websites
42:00 <Bastardly_One> actually what brand is it?
42:00 <stebie> so it's a waste
42:00 <slinky_J> but given what im doin atm thatd be about 8-9 weeks from now
42:00 <slinky_J> toshiba
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah? why?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh me too
42:00 <slinky_J> i backup online
42:00 <slinky_J> on da cloud yo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore that shit 
42:00 <slinky_J> :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the driver program
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bloated lies
42:00 <slinky_J> yer
42:00 <slinky_J> i figured
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I deleted that shit right away
42:00 <slinky_J> i cbf doin it tonight but will tomoz
42:00 <stebie> most shit manufacturers install are useless
42:00 <Bastardly_One> does it have the toshiba work station thing?
42:00 <Fez> i got my dick out on goggle box
43:00 <slinky_J> go over shit i dont need
43:00 <stebie> best to get a clean image and do it from scratch
43:00 <slinky_J> and like 55 progs on start up like wtf
43:00 <slinky_J> LOL
43:00 <slinky_J> 55!
43:00 <couleurs> get utorrent best torrent client 4 bitcoins
43:00 <slinky_J> i use YTs for movies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what is that workstation thing called? hang on 
43:00 <stebie> couleurs, ty sir will dl it now
43:00 <slinky_J> but i wana download this tv series Peeky Blinders
43:00 <slinky_J> i think it's called
43:00 <slinky_J> but tv series not on YTs
44:00 <slinky_J> im suss of anythin now they closed pirate bay
44:00 <slinky_J> n left it open just to catch people n prosecute them
44:00 <nate> i downloaded it
44:00 <stebie> Punky Brewsters?
44:00 <slinky_J> peaky*
44:00 <slinky_J> lolz
44:00 <nate> watched like 2 episodes
44:00 <slinky_J> nah this has cilian murphy
44:00 <nate> ;p
44:00 <slinky_J> n heaps of famous ppl
44:00 <Bastardly_One> josh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
44:00 <slinky_J> is it good nate?
44:00 <nate> yeah looks good
44:00 <nate> just wasnt into it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> do you have like the Toshiba thing with recovery and shit?
45:00 <stebie> B1, looks like that ship has sailed
45:00 <stebie> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
45:00 <slinky_J> my mum lent first series to me i didnt watch it wasnt in the mood and she knows i like tom hardy so she lent me the second series but this laptop hasnt got burning rom installed
45:00 <slinky_J> yet
45:00 <nate> they are only sending notices to people in the states
45:00 <Bastardly_One> adhd plus hey?
45:00 <slinky_J> b1
45:00 <slinky_J> with recovery?
45:00 <nate> not here, go for it slinky_J!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go to the desktop
45:00 <slinky_J> this is win 8
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume its 8.1
45:00 <slinky_J> yer
45:00 <couleurs> lets ride bikes!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me whats under Toshiba
45:00 <Serenity> id get my goggle box out on your dick..
45:00 <Serenity> ....
46:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, go level for an hour
46:00 <slinky_J> um
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'll be back from walkies by then
46:00 <stebie> couleurs, fifa?
46:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I got him to play GTa
46:00 <slinky_J> i am confused already
46:00 <stebie> !!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> accidently
46:00 <slinky_J> because win 8.1 confuses me
46:00 <slinky_J> lolz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J, click on your applications
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then go to Toshiba
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me what is under it
46:00 <stebie> go to desktop and right-click start button for more options
46:00 <Lish> I love it mew
46:00 <Lish> It's funny
47:00 <Bastardly_One> should be about 10 things
47:00 <slinky_J> Norton
47:00 <stebie> best thing about win 8.1, bringing back desktop mode
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I want him to go to apps now
47:00 <couleurs> i'm not playing nothing
47:00 <slinky_J> oh i gotta click a thing to see whats on the next page
47:00 <stebie> why not just search for it?
47:00 <stebie> i.e. start typing...
47:00 <slinky_J> r u talkin about apps
47:00 <slinky_J> omg
48:00 <slinky_J> i so need a cig im confused like a girl on her first period
48:00 <nate> HARD BOILED!
48:00 <Picard> u are a girl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> my god
49:00 <Bastardly_One> stebeh
49:00 <stebie> what
49:00 <Picard> there is no such thing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I'll try one last time
50:00 <Bastardly_One> then you might have to explain
50:00 <couleurs> help how i work windows 8.1 testing 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0
50:00 <stebie> when a daddy loves a mummy.....?
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J, click on the arrow under desktop, then it will show all your apps
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... even Lish could work this out
50:00 <slinky_J> <Bastardly_One> one is real the other is in porn ... that equals 2
50:00 <slinky_J> soz was doin somethin
50:00 <slinky_J> and I farted n it felt great.
50:00 <slinky_J> so like
50:00 <slinky_J> take both
50:00 <slinky_J> :) like a real man in 2015 should
51:00 <stebie> i don't use win 8.1, have probably used it for a couple of hours
51:00 <nate> pork chops!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I changed mine back to 7 looking
51:00 <TokenDaRing> 8.1 is horrible
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I remember 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Token get classic shell
51:00 <Bastardly_One> solves that shit 
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll just stick with 7
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and its free
51:00 <stebie> classic shell was needed for 8
51:00 <stebie> 8.1 not so much (i don't think)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not needed for 8.1
51:00 <TokenDaRing> 8.1 isn't horrible on the laptop I have for uni
51:00 <slinky_J> and just dont tell them
51:00 <slinky_J> fuck
51:00 <slinky_J> so easy b1!
51:00 <slinky_J> I gotta girl but no way id do shit cause she is a dream
51:00 <slinky_J> but i were u id play that shit out and when it ends OH FUCKEN WELL U HAD A LOTTA FUN MATE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
51:00 <slinky_J> srs dont be a pussy
51:00 <slinky_J> dont think too much just do shit for your god damned penis
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dont like the look of it 
52:00 <TokenDaRing> but it'd drive me nuts on a desktop
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so I use classic shell
52:00 <Derik> I'm talking at you. How do you fucking like that
52:00 <couleurs> 8 sucked... 8.1 is ok
52:00 <nate> windows 69 is the best
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's faster than 7
52:00 <Derik> !!!!!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but looks fucking annoying
52:00 <stebie> anything on an ssd is faster
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and too much fucking around
53:00 <stebie> laptops with 8 i've played with have mostly been on ssd
53:00 <stebie> *8.1
53:00 <couleurs> i'm an ssd
53:00 <stebie> yeah!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point stebie
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point indeed
53:00 <stebie> i should put my pc on ssd
53:00 <stebie> would flyy
53:00 <nate> doooo it 
53:00 <Lish> I'm sure you are not normal
54:00 <stebie> my C: is full - 1tb velociraptor
54:00 <stebie> should raid 2 1tb ssds
54:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm running two 250gb 850 EVO's in this
55:00 <TokenDaRing> they do nicely
55:00 <TokenDaRing> 550-570 read speeds
55:00 <stebie> v.nice
55:00 <couleurs> i have a 256gb 850 pro
55:00 <TokenDaRing> they're good
56:00 <TokenDaRing> my mate has two in RAID 1 on his home pc
56:00 <stebie> i have a 960gb m550 (i think)
56:00 <stebie> i have a 960gb something something ssd
56:00 <couleurs> was going to get a 840 but they didn't have stock but i'm glad i got the 850 cos it's way faster
56:00 <nate> u got it all stebie!
56:00 <couleurs> so their u go a lil pc story
56:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: 850 is way better than a 840
57:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <couleurs> i'm running os x cos windows suxx lollll
57:00 <stebie> nate, yeah it's still unused
57:00 <couleurs> just run windows and other things in vms
57:00 <stebie> buy me more plz, ty nate
57:00 <couleurs> u feelin' me?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd run os x but I like having a choice of software
58:00 <stebie> TokenDaRing, yep, that's pretty much the argument for anything apple
58:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: VM's not great if you're doing gaming though or anything that uses D3D
58:00 <couleurs> just build your own mac like me did
58:00 <couleurs> i don't game... i fifa
58:00 <couleurs> :~)
58:00 <Dugnuts> who is normal?
59:00 <stebie> lol ffs wsw, you shit keeper
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Apple's basically trying to market as a luxury/fashion item now anyway
59:00 <couleurs> ya apple are so over
59:00 <stebie> and juric is shit too
59:00 <stebie> apple are full of it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, no shit hey?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think he suffers the manic type of bipolar by the way 
01:00 <couleurs> =)
01:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <couleurs> GOLD EVERY THING
01:00 <couleurs> ^_________%
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lets go by a 10 thousand dollar watch!
02:00 <stebie> just imagine how many ssds you could buy with 10g
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean fucking seriously
02:00 <couleurs> you know kanye west will get 1
02:00 <stebie> but he's a fuckwit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the samsung watch is 50 times better
02:00 <Bastardly_One> for what ... 200ish?
02:00 <couleurs> exactly stebie... exactly
02:00 <slower> is there any other kind?
02:00 <TokenDaRing> who are we discussing here?
02:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, isn't manic just one of the states of bipolar?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 grand ... I mean seriously
03:00 <stebie> nou
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: the android phones are pretty much on par in function and specs as the apple
03:00 <TokenDaRing> except
03:00 <TokenDaRing> we're going to see another gen of android phones this year
03:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, but that one is pure gold
03:00 <TokenDaRing> and won't see new apple ones until next year
03:00 <stebie> the samsung one isn't
03:00 <couleurs> samsung 1 sux 2
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you're a week late on that token
03:00 <stebie> the comparable one is $500
03:00 <couleurs> cos samsung sux
03:00 <TokenDaRing> so Apple is just going to play a constant catching up game
03:00 <Bastardly_One> i am waiting for the S6 or M9
03:00 <couleurs> the moto and lg ones are good
03:00 <slower> my understanding is that bipolar is extreme manic depression?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but am told the S5 will be more than sufficiant
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *sufficient
04:00 <couleurs> but overall they all suck cos battery life!!!!!!!!!! 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm due for an upgrade and knowing my plan I will only be offered the S5 or M8
04:00 <couleurs> Ha Ha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I want the M9 or S6
04:00 <partay> thats 1/2 of it 
04:00 <partay> hence the name bi-polar
04:00 <partay> 2 extremes
04:00 <clubsamwich> yes
04:00 <slower> my cousin has been diagnosed as bipolar, i am trying to understand it
05:00 <couleurs> i want all of them!!!!!!!!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I want both of those 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of the new models can be chucked in the bin where they belong
05:00 <partay> im bi-winning
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bipolar means cyclic too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not 24/7
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but episodic
05:00 <slower> by=2  ? two extreme  mood ?states
06:00 <Bastardly_One> HTC are Samsung's only competition 
06:00 <partay> yes
06:00 <partay> that 
06:00 <partay> is
06:00 <partay> true
06:00 <clubsamwich> we're learning...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have accute anxiety backed up with bipolar hyperactivity
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking torture when manic
07:00 <couleurs> no their not
07:00 <Serenity> I honestly wouldnt bother buying an s6
07:00 <Serenity> ill be waiting for the 7 so they can fix what everyone hates about the 6
07:00 <Serenity> the new xperia is on par with the m9 also
08:00 <Loof> ODD (oppositional defiant disorder)
08:00 <Loof> 	"Question Authority? You’re Mental, Report Claims"
08:00 <Loof> 	http://yournewswire.com/question-authority-youre-mental-report-claims/
08:00 <slower> so many terms, so confusing what is the truth
09:00 <couleurs> their is no new xperia 
09:00 <Serenity> yes there is.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I trust your opinion actually
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you research your's
10:00 <Serenity> well you know what my opinion on the samsungs is
10:00 <Serenity> and i wont be getting a 6
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you informed me more than my initial research on the S that's for sure
10:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya!
10:00 <clubsamwich> the truth is we're all a little fucky in the head
10:00 <slower> partay have you ever had friends say " what is that text that you have just send me, it makes no sense"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> told yoooooooooooou
11:00 <couleurs> nope, sony didn't reveal their flagship yet thank u
12:00 <Serenity> its a shame you cant merge the two Bastardly_One because the samsung as usual has the superior chipset
12:00 <Serenity> but the rest lets it down
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I better get stuff done ... bbs
14:00 <couleurs> samsung sux, nearly as bad as apple now
14:00 <British^Meat>  what? why?
14:00 <Serenity> yeah anyones gonna listen to you
15:00 <couleurs> lazy
15:00 <B1{MIA}> haven't seen the S6? the chipset is great
15:00 <B1{MIA}> but the rest is nothing BM
15:00 <Serenity> they will fix what they fuck with the s7
15:00 <Serenity> i guarantee it
15:00 <B1{MIA}> it's gone "back to basics"
15:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway, better get before I don't do what I know I should
15:00 <partay> not that i can recall
15:00 <partay> then again im not a big texter
15:00 <slower> ahh ok
16:00 <B1{MIA}> bbs if you're very unlucky
17:00 <couleurs> RIP samseng
18:00 <psYbR> Loof: Bastardly_One said you smell funny
18:00 <Loof> whatever cockstain
18:00 <partay> yah i thought i could smell vasoline
18:00 <psYbR> what even does is a cockstain
19:00 <stebie> goallllllllll
19:00 <couleurs> grolllllll
19:00 <Picard> fuk u B1{MIA}
19:00 <psYbR> i didn't think cocks stained
19:00 <Picard> interesting
19:00 <psYbR> oh god its Pitard
19:00 <British^Meat> Loof's does
19:00 <partay> http://picpaste.com/thumbs/picard__loser-rMvRgsv5.1426159171.jpg
20:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:00 <Picard> bed time for me
20:00 <Picard> night cuntys
20:00 <couleurs> Bye Fatso
20:00 <Acem> ßye.. couleurs
20:00 <psYbR> it's unanimous
20:00 <Picard> obsessed much partgay
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard has nothing better to on his nights than go into an IRC room where no one likes him
20:00 <TokenDaRing> that's pretty tragic
21:00 <couleurs> yeap!!!!!!!
21:00 <partay> but he has a plan
21:00 <Picard> says the faggot who comes looking for cock
21:00 <Loof> u wanna be enemies psybr
21:00 <Loof> that's fine dude
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you really hate gay people don't you?
21:00 <Picard> yep
22:00 <Lish> Picard is so weird
22:00 <Picard> they are like a disease we need to rid the world of
22:00 <Loof> bring it
22:00 <psYbR> do I get a shirt? club sticker?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you're just scared you'll get outed in your country town as one
22:00 <TokenDaRing> then everyone will shun you
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <partay> even more so
23:00 <Picard> u say that like u think everyone knows everyone here lol
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it's Mildura mate
23:00 <Picard> ignorant fuck
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not that big
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you only hate gays because no guy will have you 
23:00 <Loof> psybr you cant even get a root
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: explains why he hates on women too
23:00 <psYbR> TokenDaRing knows me, we're good buddies
23:00 <Bastardly_One> even fags are particular
23:00 <Picard> shut up pedo, who rattled your cell door?
23:00 <psYbR> ok Loof you got me, you sure told me
24:00 <stebie> yep
24:00 <Lish> I hope I see him in the street one day so I can trip him over
24:00 <Picard> u know a lot about faggots b1
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you keep telling me 
24:00 <Grim> thats cos he is one
25:00 <Serenity> i would buy you a cupcake if you did that
25:00 <Lish> Oh extra incentive! 
25:00 <stebie> just one?
25:00 <couleurs> he probably trips himself over when he sees his reflection in a shop window
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I keep saying no 
25:00 <Picard> b1 frequents the gloryholes in ballarats parks
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but you think persisting is gonna turn me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fail
25:00 <Grim> indeed
25:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One why is it most pedos molest boys?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Chris you're meant to be zlined
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you still spend every night in an IRC room where no one likes you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off yeah?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Grim: are you zline evading?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> very bad
26:00 <partay> Picard you do realise you're one fat bald ugly cunt don't you ? It's important to remember that when you bag someone else out. 
26:00 <Grim> sorry?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah very bad 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as he has one for 21 days for evading one as it is 
26:00 <Grim> wtf are you on TokenDaRing 
26:00 <Picard> cry to lwaxana u sooky  cunt
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he must want a couple of months
27:00 <Picard> u say that like u can do something about it lol
27:00 <Picard> other then cry like a bitch 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else hear that noise like a persistent buzzing blow fly?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's Mr Baldy
28:00 <Picard> yes, we hear u b1
28:00 <psYbR> i think it's Picard's whining
29:00 <Picard>  being a convicted pedo do you think calling others a pedo and insulting others makes what you did ok?
31:00 <slinky_J> Ayyyyee
31:00 <slinky_J> Picard
31:00 <slinky_J> ur mate
31:00 <slinky_J> oi dad
31:00 <slinky_J> ur mate from 7th Heaven
31:00 <Picard> slinky_J hello son
31:00 <slinky_J> is bein done for pedo charges
31:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
31:00 <Picard> wtf u on about
31:00 <slinky_J> he played a fkn Pastor
31:00 <slinky_J> in that show
32:00 <Picard> never watched it
32:00 <slinky_J> n now he is bein done for rootin an underage chick
32:00 <slinky_J> lolz
32:00 <slinky_J> so many pedos in hollywood
32:00 <Picard> she probably wanted it
32:00 <slinky_J> funny thing is they all act like so fkn shocked over it
32:00 <slinky_J> dude she was a little kid
32:00 <Picard> how old?
32:00 <slinky_J> n he raped her n shit
32:00 <slinky_J> like little
32:00 <slinky_J> uno 8
32:00 <slinky_J> some shit
32:00 <Picard> shoot the cunt then
32:00 <slinky_J> yer man
33:00 <slinky_J> plays some god lovin fgt on tv
33:00 <Picard> i thought u were going to say 17 or some shit
33:00 <slinky_J> rapin a kid at the same time
33:00 <slinky_J> nah bro
33:00 <Picard> sick cunt
33:00 <slinky_J> i saw it on EXTRA
33:00 <Picard> they need a bullet
33:00 <slinky_J> then read about it online
33:00 <slinky_J> sick cunt that fuck
33:00 <slinky_J> nah here in Aus
33:00 <slinky_J> we'd make a big fuss over it but that's America for ya
33:00 <slinky_J> dude prob wont even do time or if he does its five years and he gets out again
33:00 <slinky_J> *rollz eyes*
34:00 <Picard> what do u expect, the president is a fucking muslim scum
35:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
35:00 <Picard> any cunt who touches a kid should hve their balls cut off ans shoved down theri throats
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> it's all bullshit
37:00 <Picard> wat
38:00 <slinky_J> all of that
38:00 <slinky_J> so many ppl that should just be shot
38:00 <slinky_J> like
38:00 <slinky_J> check this out u will love this pic LOLS
38:00 <slinky_J> and i cant wait for these cunts to be executed
38:00 <Picard> b1 should be shot
38:00 <slinky_J> hollup
39:00 <slinky_J> yea well im not talkin about him
39:00 <slinky_J> check this out.lolz
39:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10689494_10153627218977995_4385229235056784089_n.jpg?oh=25a5974359a426191b3b9a3aa9d2d8a5&oe=557BAAD9&__gda__=1433816783_1139f6a3ceef2b84ff764ae4f1c6988d
39:00 <slinky_J> ^rofflllll lmfao!!!
39:00 <slinky_J> die cunts
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> you're just full of hate
39:00 <psYbR> LOL slinky_J 
40:00 <mrdanger> ladies
40:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZFhKoWMig4
40:00 <TokenDaRing> no wonder you spend every night in an IRC room where everyone tells you to fuck off
40:00 <Picard> only those who deserve hate TokenDaRing
41:00 <partay> Picard cant talk to his wife or kids.. they all hate him too
42:00 <TokenDaRing> thats why he comes on here?
49:00 <slinky_J> woooooooooo
49:00 <slinky_J> this exodus movie better be good
49:00 <slinky_J> ffs lolz
49:00 <slinky_J> o noes plagues!
55:00 <mrdanger> yeah I wouldnt even bother
55:00 <mrdanger> after the giant load of shit that was Noah
55:00 <mrdanger> anything biblical is ballsical
56:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q&index=6&list=WL
01:00 <faux> Zzz
02:00 <slinky_J> hahaha Noah
02:00 <slinky_J> I loved him drinking the hallucinogen
02:00 <slinky_J> shit movie
03:00 <slinky_J> You do understand I have to watch it, for as long as I can so that I can say, yea this is snore or yeah this is snore but I was able to watch it all!
06:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
06:00 <slinky_J> all the non english speaking people just jibber-jabber, this is gold comedy!
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpdfKqA2958
13:00 <slinky_J> i haz pizza nate
13:00 <slinky_J> only a small one so gonna nom nom it down!
17:00 <Derik> So anyway about my dick
17:00 <Derik> Its not nearly as big of a dick as some of you guys
17:00 <Derik> Still pretty big but
21:00 <nate> use it on b1
21:00 <Serenity> i like big dicks and i cannot lie
27:00 <Bonny> really? I wouldn't have known that, sezz lol
27:00 <Serenity> :P
35:00 <slinky_J> some ppooooooppp
35:00 <slinky_J> :P
38:00 <Derik> yay all of elements friends are here. Hi Josh. Hi Steve.
39:00 <Derik> So have you guys been total fuckwits lately? I bet you have!
40:00 <nate> i have, claps hands
40:00 <Derik> Heh but I like you
40:00 <nate> well thats a mistake
44:00 <Derik> r u still dancing?
48:00 <Mew> nate reppin the cock magic
49:00 <nate> cotties?
49:00 <nate> im gonna watch jackie chan
49:00 <nate> fuck he must be 100 by now :DL
49:00 <nate> dragon blade
49:00 <nate> bababay!
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