#melbourne - 2015-09-01 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2015-09-01

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
« 2015-08-08 2015-09-02 »
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> sezz
00:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Ralphie/ralph.jpg
00:00 <Doodle> dumb cunt
00:00 <Serenity> AWWW
00:00 <Serenity> -caps
00:00 <Serenity> he was boofool
01:00 <Doodle> hehee
01:00 <Doodle> he was
01:00 <Serenity> ilove the little mini falphie dogs
01:00 <Serenity> er ralphie
01:00 <Doodle> yeah i wish my ex had gotten a mini one
02:00 <Serenity> ouch
02:00 <Serenity> toffee is sharp
03:00 <Doodle> 2rite
09:00 <Maurice> Doodle, can you please do this for me
09:00 <Maurice> http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/?og=1
09:00 <Doodle> lol wtf no
09:00 <Doodle> close close close
10:00 <thestig> jesus christ maurice
10:00 <Maurice> Lolll
10:00 <Maurice> They're hilarious
10:00 <thestig> what are you thinking for dinner?
11:00 <Doodle> :\
11:00 <Maurice> Lol the ones where it's drinking then passes out
12:00 <thestig> haha thats funny but weird 
12:00 <thestig> only you could find it
13:00 <Maurice> Except I didn't find it, it was on FB
13:00 <Doodle> i bet it was on your mums fb
15:00 <Maurice> Close
15:00 <Maurice> Sisters
19:00 <thestig> runs in the fam
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> clicked on maurice's line
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy shit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is going to keep me entertained for hours
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
47:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> is everyone fapping ?
57:00 <Arbitration> yes
57:00 <Maurice> Always
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> or it's not trew
02:00 <Arbitration> you havent lived till you've had a bat in the middle of a national forest
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i've had sex in a national park - that's enough for me
03:00 <dematerialised> returning my seed to the earth
05:00 <Maurice> I've never had sex any place other than a bed whilst under the constitution of marriage
05:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm a good girl I am
05:00 <dematerialised> that's a lie
05:00 <Maurice> Your face is!
05:00 <dematerialised> it's true
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nature's got you high and it's beautiful…. *sings*
06:00 <dematerialised> somehow spurting hot sticky mangood onto a tree is different than into an old shirt
06:00 <dematerialised> i cant explain it
07:00 <Maurice> I might try that tomorrow
08:00 <dematerialised> with your 7 inch penis
08:00 <Clarkson> start your own sex room 
08:00 <dematerialised> every room is a sex room Clarkson
08:00 <Clarkson> and if youre gay you can lick the screen and pretend 
08:00 <dematerialised> that also
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> what happens if some random bush walkers, walk past and catch you fapping 
09:00 <Maurice> You blow on their shoes
09:00 <Maurice> Teach em a lesson
09:00 <dematerialised> well obviously i choose the right time and locations
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> take that!
09:00 <dematerialised> if they manage to walk in on me, clearly they deliberately timed it that way
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - serious wander ^5
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> WANKER
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> (fail kate)
10:00 <dematerialised> i like to fap off the edge of tall cliffs and imagine my little cumbabies float away in the wind
10:00 <dematerialised> landing wherever they may
10:00 <dematerialised> though im yet to actually do that
10:00 <dematerialised> not many cliffs around
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you just really love forests ?
11:00 <dematerialised> i do like forests
11:00 <dematerialised> i like all nature
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ladies that's code for not needing to trip / shave or wax pubes
12:00 <dematerialised> i dunno about that
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly under arms and legs!
12:00 <dematerialised> i mean a trim is muchly appreciated
13:00 <dematerialised> but if you're so hairy that im 5 inches into a face full of fluff and still not able to reach anything
13:00 <dematerialised> that's just too much
13:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck has a bush that big
13:00 <dematerialised> ive seen photos
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the 70's?
14:00 <dematerialised> haah
14:00 <dematerialised> i feel sorry for the girls that might have had bush that came out the side of their nickers
14:00 <dematerialised> that'd be a little embarrasing i imagine
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> having to buy undies 3 sizes larger to contain the bush
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a tragedy 
15:00 <Maurice> Need a lot of bobby pins to tame it
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:00 <Maurice> Shape it into a beehive hair do
16:00 <dematerialised> my bush is reasonable at the moment
16:00 <dematerialised> its very fine though
16:00 <Maurice> My niece asked me if my husband mows my lawn
16:00 <Maurice> All us adults paused before losing it
16:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:00 <Maurice> But she meant does he mow the grass at the house coz otherwise she'd do it
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is a grass cutter
17:00 <Maurice> Cams a ball cutter..
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any balls
18:00 <dematerialised> they fell off long ago
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> didums
18:00 <dematerialised> im like a successful post-op f2m tranny
19:00 <Serenity> i have huge balls
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i was so singing that song then
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum?
20:00 <Serenity> whats with that shit file name
21:00 <dematerialised> talking about yours or mine?
21:00 <dematerialised> that's the name of the album
21:00 <dematerialised> lol
21:00 <Serenity> yours
22:00 <Serenity> I DONT TRUST YOU
22:00 <dematerialised> i dont trust your face
22:00 <Serenity> I dont trust your dick
22:00 <dematerialised> i dont trust my dick either
22:00 <Clarkson> awolf is a little bitch too
22:00 <dematerialised> it needs a muzzle
22:00 <dematerialised> speaking of i took a nature dick photo for you
22:00 <dematerialised> but its not great
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> share the wealth dude
23:00 <Serenity> show me
23:00 <dematerialised> later, cbfed getting up to get phone
23:00 <Serenity> do it tomorrow im going to bed soo
23:00 <Serenity> n
27:00 <Serenity> ooh exciting news, the NBN surveyers were outside today
27:00 <Taco> r u guiz pickin on me cuz im
27:00 <dematerialised> nice
27:00 <Taco> derek
27:00 <Serenity> getting reading to install babehh
27:00 <Serenity> ready**
27:00 <dematerialised> telstra are up the road blowing out all the trences
27:00 <dematerialised> trenche*
27:00 <dematerialised> s
27:00 <dematerialised> ffs
27:00 <dematerialised> so shit is happening here too i think
27:00 <Serenity> we got a letter saying it would be ready to go by nov 6th
28:00 <dematerialised> lucky
28:00 <Serenity> pretty keen
28:00 <Doodle> KEEN AS MUSTARD
28:00 <Taco> same i wanna get away from gaydsl
28:00 <Taco> id get cable but its too expensive
28:00 <Serenity> we've got 8meg here which is over double what we did have at the other place
28:00 <Serenity> but 100 would be amazing
29:00 <Taco> my speed varies
29:00 <Taco> 2-18mbit
29:00 <dematerialised> you dont really need to go for the higher speed tiers tbh
29:00 <dematerialised> 25mbit NBN is "faster" than the same in ADSL
29:00 <dematerialised> i'd prefer more data
29:00 <Taco> yea id prob go 25
30:00 <Serenity> my brother went the low one to begin with but i was maxing out at 25 so he upgraded and gets the full 100
30:00 <Serenity> hnngg
30:00 <dematerialised> with adsl you've got minimum 20ms ping to your ISP
30:00 <dematerialised> nbn is basically 1-2ms across the entire network
30:00 <dematerialised> much faster
30:00 <Serenity> anything has to be better than these shitty adsl lines
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah
31:00 <Serenity> every time it rained at the other place the net went off rofl
31:00 <dematerialised> haha my mate has the same problem
31:00 <dematerialised> syncs at 4mbit at the best of times then drops to 1mbit after rain
31:00 <Serenity> yep
31:00 <Serenity> our last one it was slower than dial up
31:00 <Serenity> for 3 fucking weeks
32:00 <dematerialised> meanwhile in my shitty festering suburb, rock solid 20mbit connection :P
32:00 <Taco> isnt the new nbn rollouts over copper anyway?
32:00 <Taco> like adsl except the dslam is in your street?
32:00 <dematerialised> no, they arent doing the copper rollout yet
32:00 <dematerialised> they are continuing fibre until they get telstra sorted out
32:00 <Taco> oh right sweet
32:00 <dematerialised> hopefully libs get fucked off this comign election so we dont have to deal with it
33:00 <Serenity> god i hope so
33:00 <dematerialised> ever since they started doing trials all the flaws everyone has been screaming till they were blue in the face are slowly being realised
33:00 <Serenity> mr abbott telling us that we dsont need internet faster than 20mb
33:00 <Serenity> excuse me but thats my decision to make
33:00 <Taco> just the libs?
33:00 <Taco> alp are fuckwits too
33:00 <Taco> so are greens
34:00 <Taco> plz dont discriminate between them like a fucking moron
42:00 <Taco> if you want a real party vote for party party
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> would have preferred a bite, but whatevs
52:00 <dematerialised> we've only just met
53:00 <dematerialised> can't rush these moments, they are to be savoured
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew, trew
55:00 <British^Meat> cum
55:00 <dematerialised> onto trees
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
55:00 <Pullock> monday night hornyness!
55:00 <dematerialised> go away
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't mind hanging my uterus on a tree right about NOW
56:00 <Pullock> omg
56:00 <Pullock> why?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. conceptional art piece  
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
57:00 <Pullock> that's fair
57:00 <Pullock> fair call
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
58:00 <thestig> SO SARCASTIC
58:00 <thestig> oops
58:00 <thestig> gnight
58:00 <Taco> you know when you're feeling down
58:00 <Taco> because you're on your rags
58:00 <Taco> there will always
58:00 <Taco> always
58:00 <Pullock> ohh you talking about periods
58:00 <Taco> be nobody here who gives a fuck
58:00 <dematerialised> i care about women on their periods
59:00 <Taco> why?
59:00 <Pullock> why?
59:00 <dematerialised> its an interesting function of the female body
59:00 <Taco> ok ur gay?
59:00 <Pullock> lol
59:00 <Pullock> Taco raises a good question
59:00 <dematerialised> did you know men also have periods
59:00 <Pullock> why would you even think about something like that?
59:00 <Pullock> do they?
00:00 <Taco> yea once a month i bleed out my dick
00:00 <Clarkson> how come everyone is gay iin adelaide
00:00 <dematerialised> indeed!
00:00 <Taco> its normal
00:00 <Pullock> righttt
00:00 <Pullock> such high class conversation yet again!
00:00 <dematerialised> men also have hormonal cycles, just like women
00:00 <Pullock> Australia is really moving forward
00:00 <dematerialised> we just dont bleed or have cramps
00:00 <Pullock> that's not true
01:00 <Pullock> I have a cramp it's in my brain from the amount of retardationism here right now
01:00 <dematerialised> male periods get worse during summer and less worse during winter
01:00 <Taco> dude look up the definition of ovulation and then tell me again that a hormone cycle and ovulation are the same thing
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no that would be some kind of STI taco - go see a Dr
01:00 <Pullock> really?
01:00 <Pullock> dematerialised that is something I have never heard before....
01:00 <dematerialised> did i say ovulation Taco?
01:00 <dematerialised> I said periods
01:00 <dematerialised> as in the whole shebang
01:00 <dematerialised> not just bleedig
01:00 <dematerialised> n
01:00 <Pullock> Taco don't bother
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't experience depression when mensturating 
01:00 <Pullock> dealing with serious retards right now
01:00 <dematerialised> go awway plivent
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm usually just more cunty
02:00 <Pullock> hah funny that
02:00 <Pullock> im actually not plivent, he was banned a few hours ago, its mayo you are talking to tonight
02:00 <dematerialised> mayo plivent
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
02:00 <dematerialised> same same
02:00 <dematerialised> did you know that Taco thinks I am mayo
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
02:00 <Pullock> really
02:00 <dematerialised> yes
03:00 <Pullock> well you are both stupid because I am not mayo or plivent
03:00 <Pullock> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco doesn't know who he is 
03:00 <dematerialised> Taco doesn't know anything
03:00 <Pullock> don't bother with Taco he is a child that never grew up
03:00 <Pullock> is he still telling people he is in the NSW Police Force?
03:00 <dematerialised> too many fat manbabies
03:00 <dematerialised> nah he just says he is on "crib"
03:00 <dematerialised> every second day
04:00 <Pullock> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> when you remind him that he cant count he shuts up
04:00 <Taco> ?
04:00 <Pullock> he cannot count?
04:00 <dematerialised> indeed
04:00 <Pullock> what to 100 or 10?
04:00 <dematerialised> his maths is terrible
04:00 <dematerialised> nah to four
04:00 <Pullock> that is very bad
04:00 <Taco> how so?
04:00 <Pullock> very bad
05:00 <Pullock> a simple child can count to at least 50 by age of 2
05:00 <dematerialised> indeed
05:00 <Pullock> are you serious?
05:00 <dematerialised> the entry requirements for nswpol have increase you see
05:00 <Pullock> he cannot count to 4?
05:00 <dematerialised> back in his day
05:00 <dematerialised> it was all and sundry allowed in
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Pullock> lol
06:00 <Pullock> I know how the exams work my gf's friend is studying to be a cop, there is no way Taco is a cop or even attempted the study requirements
06:00 <dematerialised> taco is just entirely the wrong caste
07:00 <Pullock> well he is from a very sheltered part of N.S.W
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he will put his angry pants on soon!
07:00 <Taco> yea well mike patton slept on my couch looool
07:00 <Pullock> sure he did
07:00 <Pullock> mike patton is shit
07:00 <Clarkson> fucken asshole rings up with his computer not working at 9.30pm what an inconsidwerate faggot
08:00 <dematerialised> anyway i would love to stay and chat but i need to go fuck my pet dog into submission and go to bed
08:00 <dematerialised> night lovers
08:00 <Pullock> are you one of those losers Taco that thinks that everything mike patton says or does is "brilliant"
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> have fun! 
08:00 <Taco> nah not really, just repeating irc quotes
08:00 <Pullock> right
08:00 <Pullock> well he sucks ok
08:00 <Taco> also claiming to know everyone
09:00 <Taco> and everything
09:00 <Taco> thought that was the theme
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, don't you?
09:00 <Taco> sorry my bad
09:00 <Taco> nah
09:00 <Taco> i try not to know everyone actually
09:00 <Pullock> faith no more was a shit band
09:00 <Pullock> 90's rubbish
09:00 <Taco> thats nice
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> mike also had 89084 billion side projects
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
11:00 <Pullock> who cares
11:00 <Pullock> they are all shit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
11:00 <Pullock> faith no more was his only good attempt
11:00 <Pullock> he sang 1 or 2 ok songs for dillinger escape plan
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> point taken
12:00 <Pullock> he is a stinking jew
12:00 <Pullock> he is a tryhard
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> established you don't like him
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking next
12:00 <Pullock> if faith no more was so great they would be big still today
12:00 <Pullock> they are not
12:00 <Pullock> there is a video on youtube about him putting down wolfmother as a band
12:00 <Kynetic> Pullock doesnt like anything by the sounds of it
12:00 <Pullock> they have made more money than he has in his whole life
13:00 <Pullock> in their short time
13:00 <Pullock> he is a retard
13:00 <Clarkson> Digerati said you end up retarded - from a genius to a retard
13:00 <Pullock> Digerati is a piece of shit
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmkay
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> note to self fuckwit hour begins around 2am
17:00 <Taco> well ur here
45:00 <magicaux> AaronAustNet.avi 16mb
48:00 <]_alienated\romeo> the pressures of everyday life
48:00 <British^Meat> no
17:00 <]_alienated\romeo> yep
17:00 <]_alienated\romeo> the pressures of everyday life
26:00 <]_alienated\romeo> anyone here?
28:00 <]_alienated\romeo> don't talk all at once
28:00 <]_alienated\romeo> it's all happening here
28:00 <]_alienated\romeo> ...
28:00 <]_alienated\romeo> .....
31:00 <]_alienated\romeo> smugglers
46:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> porrrrrrrrrrn
57:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> yep facebook killed irc
57:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> wish i had a picture
58:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> of when "it" died
58:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> www.dead.com
59:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> i need a shave
00:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> Geez what ever gave you that idea?
01:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> i just love typing
01:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> Legalize Lsd
33:00 <][\aLiEn8D\[\c4_]\Romeo\][> drunk
28:00 <Abortion> Damn sleep debt
28:00 <Abortion> when 8 hours isn't enough
31:00 <Adonis> yeah I had about 6
39:00 <faux> mmm sleep
48:00 <faux> Hey renzy
50:00 <BitchFace> hi hunny
17:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11903926_1092141127477546_1596678892740501318_n.jpg?oh=08563a99a79b58071156c37498d8ce4b&oe=5667965B
17:00 <BitchFace> holy crap i ave actually been productive today
28:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
28:00 <BitchFace> my cock is not home from work yet
30:00 <Lumeah2> dammit 
30:00 <Lumeah2> my cocks in someones pants walking around 
39:00 <Serenity> plz no
41:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11902407_832678720180269_2376274416207011997_n.jpg?oh=2f8c2e0e30418c1ce678a9a3ed21306c&oe=5681FA4F
58:00 <Serenity> loool
03:00 <faux> Good afternoon
03:00 <Adonis> asl?
04:00 <Abortion> 0/m/in medical dumpster
04:00 <faux> k
04:00 <Adonis> lol
15:00 <thestig> hey adonis
15:00 <thestig> hi snart
19:00 <faux> Hey snart
20:00 <faux> i finished hawaii 5 0 nooo
21:00 <Adonis> ohai
55:00 <TheRon> slow braised beef for tea tonight
01:00 <ShadowLurker> more cocks
02:00 <BlackDevil> i love cocks
02:00 <Clarkson> dont let the nazis bite
02:00 <BlackDevil> lots of lots
02:00 <BlackDevil> mainly my dick
02:00 <TheRon> http://www.whats-your-sign.com/images/xSymbolicRoosterMeanings.jpg.pagespeed.ic.yoDKtPsRb0.jpg
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
35:00 <Abortion> aso its TheRiddler
35:00 <TheRiddler> ffs it's raining
36:00 <TheRiddler> was meant to be cleaning outside
38:00 <Abortion> the rain will clean it
38:00 <Abortion> ...or make it worse
42:00 <doctor> wounds need to be licked thoroughly with a cats tongue
07:00 <TheRon> more breasts!
10:00 <Abortion> Sounds expensive 
14:00 <TheRon> abortion we always pay for breasts
15:00 <Abortion> Thats code for strip joints right?
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <nate> TheRon got game
16:00 <TheRon> i really do
17:00 <Taco> fifa?
17:00 <TheRon> no!
17:00 <nate> he be chillin bitches be millin
17:00 <Clarkson> learnt fuck all
19:00 <TheRon> barracuda! 
20:00 <TheRon> oh long johnson!
23:00 <Taco> https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/29391248/melbourne-rnb-fan-soaks-passengers-who-ask-her-to-turn-down-her-stereo/ <-- faux?
24:00 <dematerialised> aren't you at work Taco
24:00 <Taco> i am
24:00 <Taco> thnx 4 askin
24:00 <dematerialised> your maths is still really bad
26:00 <nate> 1+1 equals love?
26:00 <Taco> 1+1=no gay marriage
29:00 <Taco> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartman_Sucks#Plot <-- how irc makes me confused
31:00 <nate> i'll give ya maths problem, i did 62k, every 3k is 80 calories how many calories all together:)
32:00 <TheRon> bit over 1600
33:00 <Taco> bicycle?
34:00 <nate> exercise bike, easy version of bicycle
35:00 <Abortion> American Calories or scientific calories?
35:00 <nate> just says on the bike readout
36:00 <Abortion> probably american calories, the issue is everything here in aus is in kJ
36:00 <Abortion> of which there are about 4.2kJ per American Calorie
36:00 <nate> yeah kj 2 many numbers
37:00 <Abortion> yes, I think the Americans should stop using their patriot units and use the same as basically everyone else
37:00 <Abortion> pounds and ounces
37:00 <Abortion> the fluid ounces don't really correspond to weight ounces
38:00 <Abortion> fractions of an inch (what)
39:00 <Abortion> Probably the only reason that the brits still use some imperial units is that they refuse to yield to the French
42:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you want
43:00 <TheRon> vut if you try sometimes you'll find you get what you need
49:00 <Abortion> mmm I am remembering some rule of the sex industry in Japan where, there are many places foreigners are not allowed because they don't know the rules (Soapland I think was one of them). That is, not everywhere is a brothel yet westerners assume they are. Fancy that, limits of consent.
49:00 <Clarkson> go watch some gay porn u poofter
04:00 <TheRon> i'll be your private dancer, dancer for money, do what you want me to do
06:00 <Abortion> My dick is the dancefloor, dance like you mean it
06:00 <Clarkson> three fuckin days
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
26:00 <Abortion> How does one become a freak?
26:00 <nate> mental issues?
26:00 <nate> or freaky in bed
29:00 <doctor> making someone uncomfortable with themselves
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> abortion, chatting on austnet 
30:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be your monkey wrench
32:00 <TheRon> the roast is in the slow cooker
32:00 <TheRon> spuds are wrapped in foil ready for baking
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm doing lentil burgers with bacon tonight
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think
32:00 <TheRon> bacon goes with anything
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> but of hummus 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit of salad = delicious 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit**
34:00 <Taco> i prefer a sandwich with just achovette spread
35:00 <Taco> maybe sardines too
37:00 <Serenity> sardines on toast. yum.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ew
37:00 <Adonis> holy fuck my life has not changed AT ALL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> too fishy and salty 
37:00 <Adonis> sardines on toast is nice
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only thing that is constant is change
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure stuff and things would have changed slightly over the years
38:00 <Taco> people who dont enjoy sardines are gay cunts
38:00 <Adonis> well I meant my attitude towards females
39:00 <TheRon> love me two times, i'm going away
39:00 <Adonis> the "on this day" on fb has bron posting on my fb, when I guess I was talking to her behind my gf at the times back
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wow - that's kind of alarming adonis
39:00 <Adonis> and my gf at the time had commented it
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco - i can assure you my sexuality has nothing to do with my food preferences
40:00 <Adonis> i don't talk to girls behind my current gf's back, but I do have the thoughts of how easy it would be to bang other girls if I was single
40:00 <Adonis> so I guess it's the same but diff
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't think there is anything wrong talking to other peeps 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess if you have the intention to bang someone else for sexual gratification - have the decency to tell your current partner 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> is my personal stance 
42:00 <Adonis> yeah but I used to talk to bron because I knew I was going to plow her one day.  Where as I avoid females now because I have the same mentality.  If I talked to females who I found attractive pretty sure I'd get carried away, so I don't put myself in the position to have temptation
43:00 <Serenity> youre just a toss
43:00 <Serenity> lets be fair here
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
43:00 <Adonis> nah I can be a complete fuckhead at times, I am aware
43:00 <Adonis> I've apologized to a few girls in the past
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fair enough adonis - each to their own
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess when intentions are not clearly stated from the beginning - that's when things become difficult 
44:00 <Adonis> they never really started that way
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you're into monogamy - bonus
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that's WHY things become difficult
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> if peeps were transparent and said, look I just wanna bang 
45:00 <Serenity> why can't you just be friends with people
45:00 <TheRon> a working class hero is something to be
45:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with you
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <Adonis> some people take my kindness as something else though
45:00 <Adonis> that's why
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah - well set them straight
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> simple
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it really is that simple lol
46:00 <Adonis> yeah that's what I do now
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> good - so you have changed then :D
46:00 <Serenity> who cares how other peoplw take anything
46:00 <Serenity> you control your dick
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ control your dick 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that too
46:00 <Adonis> more so my dick had controlled me for a long time
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
47:00 <Serenity> it baffles me theres people in the real world who have these problems
47:00 <Serenity> its not eveb real
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Serenity> its like jersy shore nonsense
47:00 <Adonis> lol jersey shore
47:00 <Adonis> I just go through periods where I will fuck anything I want
47:00 <Clarkson> no you fucking idiot a url
48:00 <Serenity> well grow up
48:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/papureanime/photos/a.862192400527987.1073741891.382471275166771/862192413861319/?type=1&theater for faux
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> or look into ploy relationships
48:00 <Adonis> ...
48:00 <Adonis> I'm fine now. I control myself
49:00 <Adonis> but the mentality would be the same
49:00 <Adonis> like the usual "boy banter" is like "yeah I'd need 2 dates and she'd be in my bed" kinda shit
50:00 <Doodle> thats not usual boy banter
50:00 <Doodle> thats gymhead homofag banter
50:00 <Doodle> 'i'm not gay, really'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
51:00 <Doodle> 'now show me your glutes bruh'
51:00 <Adonis> in4 shredded glutes
51:00 <Adonis> I actually just said that in a group chat
51:00 <Doodle> i rest my case
51:00 <Serenity> i think the thing you need to realize is
51:00 <TheRon> the whitlams - thank  you
51:00 <Serenity> you arent a younh boy anymore
51:00 <Serenity> young*
52:00 <Adonis> aware, I'm 27 on friday
52:00 <Adonis> and I'm having mad anxiety
52:00 <Abortion> I'm 26 tomorrow
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no!
52:00 <TheRon> 27 is still mid 20's in my book
52:00 <Abortion> I've been with virtually no one
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking old dude!
52:00 <Adonis> you still have a year left till you start having some anxiety issues
52:00 <Abortion> 1 person
52:00 <Adonis> yeah I don't know how many girls I've been with
52:00 <Abortion> at least I got everything else together
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> your hand?
52:00 <Doodle> Adonis if you keep up your shitty lifestyle you wont get old so there is always that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Abortion> Nah, I worked out much much later I was someones rebound
53:00 <Adonis> after last weekends efforts I'm surprised I'm alive 
53:00 <Doodle> you'll have a zyzz attack soon
53:00 <Adonis> lol zyzz
53:00 <Doodle> and we will all go der
53:00 <Adonis> haven't seen him in ages
53:00 <Adonis> owait
53:00 <TheRon> adonis should get all the sex in now before the testicles shrink
53:00 <Serenity> oh jesus rob rofl
53:00 <Doodle> ...
53:00 <Serenity> im 30 next year eat a dick
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ go all duh
54:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches, i turned 34 a few weeks ago 
54:00 <Abortion> Does anyone have children?
54:00 <Doodle> yeah
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so calm yo' fckin' farms
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
54:00 <Doodle> i'm older than that
54:00 <TheRon> i'm an uncle
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a cat - don't have kids
54:00 <Serenity> I have 2 children
54:00 <Abortion> So thats when you're life was over right?
54:00 <Serenity> nope
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it just changed
54:00 <Doodle> for the worse
54:00 <Adonis> without Abortion's I'd have a few
54:00 <Adonis> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Serenity> ugh
54:00 <Doodle> i'd have 2
54:00 <Doodle> :/
54:00 <Adonis> jakes
55:00 <Abortion> Go me
55:00 <Serenity> have you people never heard of birth control
55:00 <Serenity> ffs
55:00 <Adonis> yeah MJ was on it
55:00 <Adonis> still knocked her up
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell is up with that
55:00 <Doodle> yeh
55:00 <Serenity> no. your birrh control
55:00 <Doodle> pfff
55:00 <Abortion> she just said she was maybe?
55:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
55:00 <Serenity> what you do for yout dick
55:00 <Adonis> ^
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm gonna fuck peeps and not practice safe sex?
55:00 <Doodle> my birth control is not having sex
55:00 <Serenity> idiots
55:00 <Adonis> do you not want us to cum or something?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
55:00 <Clarkson> suq is a guy who likes cats gay fuck
55:00 <Abortion> Or did she really want hot sauce in her taco?
55:00 <Doodle> sezz
55:00 <Adonis> can't feel shit
55:00 <Doodle> different time, different circumstances
55:00 <Serenity> i couldnt give a fuck
56:00 <Clarkson> knifecunny faggot fauck?
56:00 <Serenity> you look after your dick
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one wants 'hot sauce in their taco'
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> look after yo' vagina!
56:00 <Doodle> even when she says not to
56:00 <Doodle> ok
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Serenity> if she says not to. dont fuck her
56:00 <Serenity> its simple
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not that hard
56:00 <Doodle> yeah ok you try telling that to any 18to bloke
56:00 <Doodle> *18yo
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> or guys saying, only sluts need condoms...
56:00 <Serenity> lol trying to excuse idiocy ok
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
57:00 <Doodle> ok i'm not going to go into the depths of a relationship 20 years ago just to justify my actions
57:00 <Doodle> cos its none of your business
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
57:00 <Serenity> why say it if your gonna tell us its not our business
58:00 <Serenity> thats retarded
58:00 <Doodle> cos you're having a big old whiny sook about it
58:00 <Abortion> My first time I wasn't prepared...
58:00 <Serenity> you're just lucky she had an abortion
58:00 <Abortion> quickly got condoms afterwards
58:00 <Doodle> i'm lucky?
58:00 <Serenity> and if she didnt it lays 100% on you
58:00 <Doodle> excuse me
58:00 <Abortion> nah, didn't need one... apparently
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Doodle> you have no fkn idea who i was 20 years ago 
58:00 <Abortion> if she lied to me, the kid would be 4.5 years old now
58:00 <Doodle> so stfu with your holier than thou bullshit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah….
59:00 <Serenity> what the fuck has who you were got to do with nkt looking after yourself
59:00 <Clarkson> I need some sex
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ clarkson 
59:00 <Clarkson> suq, if u ever root again, ill cut my cock off
59:00 <Serenity> if she wasnt looking after herself shed be a dumb  slut
59:00 <Serenity> but its ok for men its weird
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… slut shaming 
00:00 <Serenity> no shit
00:00 <Abortion> whats this new thing, fuckbois
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> just practice safe sex - end of story 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckbois?
01:00 <Abortion> thing I saw on imgur
01:00 <Adonis> fuckboys
01:00 <Adonis> haha
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> links
01:00 <Adonis> see that everwhere on insta
01:00 <Abortion> mmm might be something else
01:00 <Adonis> fuckbois are those who "play girls"
02:00 <Serenity> is everyone you know 12?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe like, pass out the flesh light website around?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, i have the biggest headache
06:00 <Abortion> Get some asprin into ya
06:00 <Abortion> or whatever you use for headaches
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i will
09:00 <Doodle> shelve it bro
12:00 <Serenity> I think I legit just got spam mail in the fucking lettbox
12:00 <Serenity> wtf
12:00 <Clarkson> not a shit bmw is it
13:00 <faux> k den
13:00 <faux> Clarky m8
13:00 <Clarkson> you have a gay voice
13:00 <Abortion> Was it a free sample of spam?
13:00 <faux> Oh
13:00 <Doodle> faux has the voice of an angel
13:00 <faux> <3
14:00 <Doodle> ^_^
14:00 <Serenity> some shit from a place called 'identity direct' dont even know how they got my new addy
14:00 <Abortion> What is your voice of then, Doodle?
14:00 <Doodle> my voice?
14:00 <Doodle> my voice is like a honey flavoured orgasm
14:00 <faux> ehehe
14:00 <Abortion> thats sounds difficult to control
15:00 <faux> HFO
16:00 <Abortion> Thats Flammable
16:00 <Abortion> releases toxic hydrogen flouride
17:00 <Abortion> passes through your skin and eats your bones
17:00 <Adonis> cunt fucking pieces of shit fucktards
17:00 <Clarkson> Im on that next shit now
17:00 <Adonis> keeping me back to do the managers fucking job
17:00 <Clarkson> relax ur tits
17:00 <Adonis> ciao
17:00 <ShadowLurker> looool clarky
17:00 <Clarkson> But my cock is part malcom
17:00 <faux> Why is kanye west running for president
17:00 <faux> Lmao
18:00 <faux> I wish he would stick to being a dull cunt
18:00 <ShadowLurker> why not they let any clown in
18:00 <Abortion> As in, not swearing constantly?
18:00 <Abortion> Sorry you lost me
18:00 <Abortion> I think I went off on a cloud
21:00 <faux> Imagine kim k as the first lady
21:00 <faux> um like i love this like country and like i just want world peace and like free lipstick 
21:00 <faux> Luv yas
21:00 <faux> --- kim k, first lady
21:00 <faux> Vote for kanye and like ill send  u nudes
21:00 <faux> Also selfies 101 should be mandatory in schools
21:00 <Abortion> Maybe deez nuts should start an australian political party
22:00 <Doodle> [17:21] <faux> um like i love this like country and like i just want world peace and like free lipstick 
22:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:00 <Abortion> If we're lucky, the parliament would be half empty
23:00 <Abortion> What would you say if someone stormed the lower house and shot all the frontbenchers on both sides?
23:00 <Abortion> well, sprayed the chamber with bullets before being shot
23:00 <Doodle> point and laugh
24:00 <Abortion> oops might have just got myself on a watchlist
24:00 <Serenity> vom
26:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <faux> v imaginative 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's fucking cold
28:00 <Abortion> mmm cold
28:00 <Abortion> I'm pretty hot blooded
29:00 <Abortion> You should use my body heat
29:00 <faux> It was a bit warm ere today
29:00 <faux> about 19
29:00 <faux> im not looking forward to summer at all
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah come on baby light my fire
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was nice today…. but i still had a jacket on
30:00 <Abortion> I feel yah. Summer is balls here
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i dislike summer a lot too
30:00 <Abortion> at least its dry though
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> humid as fuck in sydney
30:00 <Abortion> yeah, fuck Sydney
30:00 <Abortion> Went and visited my cousins in Cairns. Aircon every night
31:00 <Abortion> need it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, Singapore is HUMID as fuck
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there is air con everywhere - loved it lol
31:00 <Abortion> mmm
31:00 <Abortion> 'lectricity
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd be totally fucked in a zombie apocalypse…. no air con… no ice
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no running water
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> the list goes on
33:00 <Abortion> If society was collapsing, I'd move to Tassie
33:00 <Abortion> sure it'd be cold, but there would be would to burn, and water
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm, i donno
33:00 <Abortion> the soil is pretty fertile
33:00 <Abortion> doesn't need a heap of fertiliser to boost it
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah maybe
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like you've already thought of a strategy! ^5
34:00 <Abortion> As my boss says, steal the alterators out of as many cars as you can
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and do what with them?
35:00 <Abortion> copper is fairly easy to work
35:00 <Abortion> also you might be able to use it to generate some power
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
35:00 <Abortion> with a makeshift windmill or something
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah...
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be more concerned with surviving in suburbia
36:00 <Abortion> oh well, thats a whole other kettle of fish
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> But living in a unit is pretty sweet 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> grow some shit on the balcony
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> collect some water and ah… hope that no one burns the place down lol
44:00 <faux> We missed u
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a hole in the head
44:00 <faux> Lmao
45:00 <faux> a fly just buzzed past my ear 
45:00 <faux> THIS IS WHY I HATE THR OUTDOORS
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong...
45:00 <faux> ye
46:00 <faux> Badly
46:00 <faux> ur our fave ircer
46:00 <British^Meat> do they like all the other nick names you've gone by
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong would like u but ur olddddd
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> which
46:00 <faux> what othrr nicks
46:00 <British^Meat> othrr
47:00 <faux> p sure pong has always been pong
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was a few others but no one can remember
47:00 <Serenity> i refuse to believe anyone would come here just as pong talking like that
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong real
48:00 <British^Meat> TheInsider conrad MarkMunoz TheDiscoInferno TheDolmioGrin AlexanderShlemenko
48:00 <British^Meat> to name a few...
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> not pong
48:00 <faux> Lmao
48:00 <faux> Thats not him
48:00 <British^Meat> tis
49:00 <faux> ok
49:00 <British^Meat> cool
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was stinky^bum
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and herpes
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and chunky^plop
49:00 <faux> All very charming
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> faux u would do chunky plops
50:00 <faux> ye
50:00 <faux> better than runny plops
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> sometimes runny good
51:00 <faux> gross
51:00 <faux> runny always burns
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvQHlE9QF_4
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: INXS - Burn For You Views: 264,103 Uploader: INXSVEVO Uploaded: Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 4m58s Rating: 4.92
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> faux u want to rub bare bums back to back??
59:00 <faux> No ty
59:00 <faux> Im about to have dinner 
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong wait
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here remember #cyberchatworld
56:00 <faux> O hai quinny
40:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/nHc288IPFzk
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Duck Army Views: 1,362,648 Uploader: kevin237 Uploaded: Aug 30, 2015 Duration: 0m10s Rating: 4.95
41:00 <couleurs> HEHeheHehheh
47:00 <TheRiddler> lemony fresh
48:00 <couleurs> nsfw
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/v2tE4.jpg nsfw
51:00 <TheRiddler> nice set
52:00 <TheRiddler> hai oomp
52:00 <TheRiddler> err
52:00 <TheRiddler> ooomp
54:00 <ooomp> Thank you
54:00 <ooomp> o/
55:00 <couleurs> HEHeheHehheh
56:00 <ooomp> Just for some balance, nsfw
56:00 <ooomp> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/nnTvPrp3dgcjat8MoIK8WadblfFwwSc1WOzlxM22G5oJ8SZE1G1GekPvrUSqo36364N2ASFsVmJKWhVQh79luIi4Lmh_YuH_IO48cRc=w443-h332-nc
58:00 <Abortion> Damn that is a nice set
58:00 <Abortion> I doubt you'd have a lot of balance with that
58:00 <couleurs> tq
59:00 <ooomp> If you sit on it, you could balance
04:00 <invizzi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Karate Kid: Daniel is the REAL Bully Views: 4,866,983 Uploader: J. Matthew Turner Uploaded: Aug 23, 2015 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.56
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/yq2oi.jpg nsfw
04:00 <TheRiddler> definition of MILF
05:00 <simba> she looks like a tranny
05:00 <simba> dat german mans nose
05:00 <simba> nsfw
06:00 <ooomp> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/wbBa1-fetj0i-7i9slI2nwT-5REYVKrynVzfmf4AIso6nhBKucf639-73ShQNQAaph_NqpleTuhnxPaNGGOED8rA7Tyz8JA=w339-h434-nc Hello DILF ;) nsfw
06:00 <couleurs> join #nsfw pls all my pics open automatically and i'm gonna get fired and end up on the streets thanks 2 u
07:00 <Abortion> I wonder if we can flood the chat with naked wimins faster than ooomp can respond?
07:00 <ooomp> Ha
07:00 <Abortion> not that I can be assed
07:00 <ooomp> I can't be bothered competing with whore pictures
07:00 <ooomp> I mean female
07:00 <Abortion> why would your client open pics automatically, couleurs?
09:00 <couleurs> just kidden
10:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHO4DXuFyk
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mortal Kombat and Enter the Dragon Are the Same Movie Views: 392,841 Uploader: J. Matthew Turner Uploaded: Jul 4, 2015 Duration: 1m18s Rating: 4.93
10:00 <couleurs> Nice.
12:00 <doctor> NSFL
15:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/eGVkF.jpg nsfw
19:00 <TheRiddler> mibbit does the pic shit
20:00 <TheRiddler> thumbnail in the chat
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/fpdSt.jpg nsfw
21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8nwxj6fcds
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HEADIS TOP 10 PLAYS SAARBRÃœCKEN 2014 HD Views: 445,760 Uploader: HeadisSports Uploaded: Oct 8, 2014 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.81
21:00 <couleurs> shits intense!!!!!!!!
23:00 <faux> shits in tentd
23:00 <faux> S
24:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/v7yJNqr.jpg
24:00 <TheRiddler> gross
25:00 <TheRiddler> I mean shitting in tents
25:00 <TheRiddler> not the pic
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11954556_1488939811423012_2148149095430169595_n.jpg?oh=92dc0d03df5edc097acaad64e2e7fcc2&oe=5677AA02
28:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDt9JaJuqr4
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy bogan lady loses her shit on Melbourne train Views: 4,779 Uploader: Jeremy H Uploaded: Aug 27, 2015 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.78
29:00 <TheRiddler> did she see the lesbo girls eating eachother out in another seat? :p
29:00 <Clarkson> hi i'm white i'm angry but every one love me and if u don't well fuck u 
29:00 <couleurs> :P
30:00 <dematerialised> :p
32:00 <TheRiddler> pics or lies GLiTTeR`BuTT
32:00 <dematerialised> please clean the poop off first
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <GLiTTeR`BuTT> NEVER
34:00 <Doodle> never clean the poop off
34:00 <Clarkson> famous for being a slut
34:00 <GLiTTeR`BuTT> dats right Doodle
35:00 <Doodle> ye
35:00 <ooomp> Hai Doodle o
35:00 <TheRiddler> who is Clarkson?
35:00 <Clarkson> I am the only fucker who enjds up grabbin the filter out and grabbin all the crud out of it with latex gloves
36:00 <Doodle> ohai ooomp :)
36:00 <ooomp> :D
36:00 <TheRiddler> yakult
37:00 <Doodle> can u go exercise for me pls ooomp
37:00 <Doodle> i feel fat
37:00 <ooomp> Sure
37:00 <ooomp> 10k run
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/QmsqW.jpg wtf
37:00 <ooomp> Is that enough?
37:00 <Doodle> that would be lovely
37:00 <TheRiddler> she needs the lipo
37:00 <ooomp> I'll sub contract it to India
37:00 <Doodle> or you could just sit there with a shake weight in the nude and let me watch you
37:00 <TheRiddler> not you ooomp lol
38:00 <Doodle> thats sort of exercise
38:00 <ooomp> TheRiddler, she's 'curvy'
38:00 <Doodle> thats basically me with a bra on and a wig
38:00 <TheRiddler> my eyes 'ave scurvy
39:00 <ooomp>  Hot Doodle
39:00 <ooomp> Pout away
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/OGybj.jpg nsfw
40:00 <ooomp> I reckon you'd make an interesting tranny
40:00 <ooomp> 'Roberta:
40:00 <Doodle> excuse me
40:00 <Doodle> i'd be shashafaneequah
40:00 <ooomp> Commonly known as Roberta
40:00 <ooomp> You need to market to all types
41:00 <ooomp> Bogans included
41:00 <Doodle> i dont like the name roberta
41:00 <ooomp> I don't care what you like
41:00 <Doodle> ur so mean to me
42:00 <ooomp> It's ok sweetheart, Loof is here 
42:00 <ooomp> Has me on ignore, staunch labor unionist
42:00 <Doodle> he has all of us on ignore
43:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't have anyone on ignore
43:00 <dematerialised> he just pretends to
43:00 <ooomp> He secretly loves Tony Abbott
43:00 <Doodle> sorry i cant see that dematerialised i have you on ignore
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
43:00 <ooomp> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Adventure Time 'We stuck our thumbs in every hole today and we don't feel like good boys'
43:00 <Maurice> Ok then
43:00 <dematerialised> im still not watching it
44:00 <Maurice> I'd rather not be watching it
44:00 <Doodle> i'd rather have a cup of tea
45:00 <Loof> make mine a coffee
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's better than that regular show
45:00 <Loof> white no sugar kthx
45:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
45:00 <Maurice> I'd rather have a blowie
45:00 <Doodle> white coffee no sugar leave the teabag in
45:00 <Maurice> I think I prefer Regular Show
45:00 <Doodle> got it
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> Loof you're meant to have us on ignore
45:00 <ooomp> Loof can't live without us
46:00 <Doodle> i put myself on ignore once, it was very distressing
46:00 <dematerialised> irc is love, irc is life
46:00 <Loof> rofl
46:00 <Doodle> i forgave myself eventually tho
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> eventually
46:00 <Doodle> yeah
46:00 <Doodle> i'm stubborn
46:00 <ooomp> I sent Loof three nice notes, he couldn't read them
47:00 <Doodle> send me love notes ooomp
47:00 <ooomp> Done
47:00 <Loof> she's too busy sending them to tony abbott
47:00 <Doodle> heheheeeeeeeeeee
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n freaks
47:00 <Maurice> My kids school is having a coffee van and they're giving out free tea, coffee, mocha and muffins
48:00 <Maurice> But the catch is you have to listen to some bollocks about tutoring
48:00 <ooomp> Just filling him in on your life Loof
48:00 <Doodle> wtf coffee
48:00 <Doodle> at school
48:00 <Maurice> For the parents
48:00 <Maurice> Not the kids
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Maurice> I should have specified
48:00 <Maurice> It'll be like the cheap version of listening to time share spiels
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> any roundas?
48:00 <Doodle> free coffee at school i'd have never left
48:00 <TheRiddler> or grilled cheese
48:00 <Maurice> Don
48:00 <Maurice> t
48:00 <Maurice> Forget the free muffin
49:00 <Loof> she has a wall sized poster of abbott in his speedos and faps herself into a frenzy each night over it
49:00 <Doodle> mmmm
49:00 <Doodle> muffin
49:00 <Loof> now the tard starts with the noteops again
49:00 <Loof>  /ignopre NoteOP
49:00 <ooomp> Because you have me on ignore
49:00 <Doodle> i did no such thing
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <TheRiddler> ice-cream buckets
50:00 <Maurice> Ok this show, a porcupine just told Finn to sit on his spikes
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <ooomp> I just really want to tell Loof how much I love him and that he needs to let go of his love of Tony Abbott
50:00 <ooomp> It's unhealthy
50:00 <Doodle> politics is unhealthy
50:00 <Maurice> Everything about Loof is unhealthy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> herehere
51:00 <TheRiddler> another term with tone aboot and he cant afford to be unhealthy
51:00 <Doodle> bring back margaret thatcher
51:00 <Doodle> not for any particular reason
51:00 <Doodle> just bring her back
51:00 <TheRiddler> wb fawks
52:00 <ooomp> Legs not
52:00 <TheRiddler> zombie thatcher
52:00 <ooomp> Let's*
52:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRR-x9JZ_Oo
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dennis Waterman - I Could Be So Good For You (1983) Views: 64,211 Uploader: WarnerMusicVideos Uploaded: Jul 22, 2013 Duration: 3m15s Rating: 4.90
53:00 <TheRiddler> england is so better runned than australia
53:00 <doctor> Politics will leave you sad and resentful towards the human species
53:00 <Doodle> and poor
53:00 <Maurice> Runned
54:00 <Loof> wash your cunt plz amelia kthx
54:00 <dematerialised> tony abbott caused me to relapse
54:00 <Doodle> and send pics
54:00 <Loof> ew
54:00 <Loof> i just ate
54:00 <doctor> i runned a telethon
54:00 <Doodle> oh i thought that said prolapse
54:00 <amelia> sort your mental issues out Loof kthnx
54:00 <ooomp> filth
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Doodle> nothing wrong with a small dose of filth
54:00 <dematerialised> Taco and Loof are so alike, they dribble about shit nobody cares about then lash out
54:00 <Doodle> in the eyball
54:00 <dematerialised> just for some attention
54:00 <Loof> rofl
55:00 <doctor> telethon is very sanitary
55:00 <amelia> werd
55:00 <doctor> I often find myself absent in thought so I amuse myself by not making much sense
56:00 <dematerialised> but at least we can respond to your nonsense
56:00 <doctor> true
56:00 <doctor> my nonsense is open for all to share
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and we thank you for that :D
56:00 <doctor> you're most welcome
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :D
57:00 <dematerialised> all we get out of loof is his latest drug addiction and what hospital meals he had
57:00 <dematerialised> its not interesting
57:00 <dematerialised> running sanitary telethons though
57:00 <dematerialised> thats a discussion point
57:00 <Loof> hmmm coffee or beer
57:00 <doctor> Loof is a lot more mellow when he's stoned
58:00 <couleurs> i'm a sense
58:00 <Loof> it's been a while
58:00 <Loof> over a month now
58:00 <doctor> a very beautiful sense at that too
59:00 <couleurs> tqsm
00:00 <doctor> like a mixture of taste and touch at the same time - licking a hemorrhaging wound
00:00 <Loof> dude
01:00 <Loof> sup Pigtard
05:00 <Loof> gastro beer farts from hell
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright windows 10 is crap :)
06:00 <couleurs> :)
06:00 <dematerialised> whys that
06:00 <Loof> spyware desguised as an OS
06:00 <Loof> disguised*
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nothing but problems on my laptop BUT on my wifes laptop and surface runs smooth as a babys bottom
07:00 <dematerialised> fresh install or an upgrade?
07:00 <dematerialised> windows 10 has been pretty shit when upgrading on older lappies
07:00 <Loof> "Windows 10 is possibly the worst spyware ever made"
07:00 <Loof> http://www.networkworld.com/article/2956574/microsoft-subnet/windows-10-privacy-spyware-settings-user-agreement.html
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fresh install
08:00 <dematerialised> bugger
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/11215055_10153560006114049_2079028098133012947_n.png?oh=44294eea6a9f97eeab8f303238c11fb8&oe=56686225&__gda__=1450823059_1616aaefb426ec9acb293358339a4a2b lol
08:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <couleurs> windows 10 is pretty good once you turn off all the dumb shit
10:00 <dematerialised> it confuses me whenver people say they ahve issues
11:00 <dematerialised> i have it on three machines and it's fine
11:00 <dematerialised> then again im a nerd though
11:00 <Picard> loof you're not dead yet?
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my laptop doesnt like it for some reason
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then again the only issue i have is compatability issues
11:00 <couleurs> yeah i've installed it on 3 or 4 machines now, it went on smoother than 8.1 
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im reinstalling win7 on my laptop as we speak
12:00 <Picard> whats a decent internet where i dont have to have a home phone?
12:00 <TheRiddler> I have yet to upgrade my machine to 10
12:00 <Picard> provider*
12:00 <TheRiddler> computer
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the gaming pc WONT be getting windows 10
13:00 <TheRiddler> because I read about the older games having issues with it
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i was the same TheRiddler
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which is the reason why this pc wont be getting it anytime soon
14:00 <TheRiddler> and sometimes the no-cd crack is non-exsistant or blocked by anti-virus/google
16:00 <Picard> my old pc with windows 7 is fucked
16:00 <Picard> well windows is fucked
17:00 <TheRiddler> that's because you know nothing about computers
17:00 <TheRiddler> which isn't a surprise 
17:00 <Picard> windows has shut down
18:00 <TheRiddler> go get a mac
18:00 <TheRiddler> it's idiot proof
18:00 <faux> A big mac
18:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I'm eating atm faux
18:00 <Picard> lol faux
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <faux> Lol yummo
20:00 <couleurs> but i use a mac..............
20:00 <Arbition> The devil I say, the devil
21:00 <TheRiddler> they're also good as media machines
21:00 <TheRiddler> macs
22:00 <Arbition> Also good for looking at porn, viruses are very rare
22:00 <TheRiddler> that was probably the case 5 years ago when very few had macs to bother
26:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
26:00 <Dugnuts> rick and morty is awesome
26:00 <TheRiddler> no
27:00 <couleurs> yeah it's funny
27:00 <couleurs> and smart
31:00 <Arbition> That makes me more rick than any of you
34:00 <couleurs> wes craven died u guys
35:00 <couleurs> panda is gonna b devestated
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
35:00 <Arbition> yosap katatonic_kate01
35:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/20293_10204802968977120_2861558562496625110_n.jpg?oh=a4ace11fe11ad906e05aae6a5b0c221e&oe=56658664&__gda__=1451313663_6d1ebb841ebb0258a458205c7e3a31a6
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. fending off a playful kitten - you?
36:00 <Arbition> about to pay back a sleep debt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nice
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds enjoyable
36:00 <TheRiddler> no work tonight?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
37:00 <Arbition> about as enjoyable as sleep can be
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw 
37:00 <TheRiddler> yes
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> tomoz night tho :|
37:00 <couleurs> nsfw
37:00 <TheRiddler> ahh ok
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> so link me up with nsfw stuff now!
37:00 <Arbition> buggah
38:00 <Arbition> Sorry to post from the front page, but http://imgur.com/gallery/2xmiPHa
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/gallery/Zsvsg
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want one
42:00 <Arbition> Ah yeah I saw that
43:00 <Arbition> thing is, basically all armies have multipurpose shovels
43:00 <Arbition> My step father had one (though not quite as multi functional, and not from the Chinese army)
44:00 <couleurs> yolo
44:00 <Arbition> mmkay I'm buggin' out
45:00 <Serenity> i like the way you work ittt
46:00 <partay> Arbition post that any time you want 
49:00 <Loof> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Chic-Men-Women-Warm-Winter-Knit-Ski-Beanie-Slouchy-Oversize-Cap-Hat-Unisex-OK/261922075774?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140106155344%26meid%3D17f34685d2924cecad09e013e9b92c67%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D131174602592
49:00 <Loof> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/3mm-boho-gypsy-long-beaded-necklace-/121400985887?var=&hash=item1c4410091f
53:00 <couleurs> are the chemical bros really brothers? think about it
56:00 <Loof> nowadays we are work we are work, we are work to spread Jah's worddd
08:00 <simba> Jah
08:00 <Loof> started saving for the nintendo nx yet simby?
09:00 <Loof> wont be out for like a year
09:00 <Loof> (at least)
13:00 <couleurs> Jah
17:00 <Loof> http://www.techradar.com/au/news/gaming/nintendo-nx-release-date-news-and-rumors-1289401
18:00 <partay> hi faux
21:00 <simba> no i dont think a year ahead i live in teh now
21:00 <Loof> lolol
22:00 <simba> you need a wii u first
22:00 <simba> get good @ smash
22:00 <simba> compete @ pax
22:00 <simba> etc
22:00 <Loof> yeah
22:00 <simba> yung lean
52:00 <partay> wb faux
52:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/NTH3QiPVaH4
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sleep Chakra Meditation Music: Heart Chakra Meditation Balancing & Healing, Sleep Meditation Music Views: 852,061 Uploader: NuMeditationMusic Uploaded: Feb 26, 2015 Duration: 549m9s Rating: 4.73
52:00 <faux> Hngg
56:00 <simba> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11913245_10207417425932850_6794136319552492840_n.jpg?oh=cd11cd00d9170fd8c679ddf4af51df14&oe=566C7F8A
57:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <Arbition> fuck, I almost was asleep twice, but laughing from the room next door fucked that up
58:00 <Arbition> I have half a mind to build my temperature controlled, sound dampened coffin
59:00 <British^Meat> y do u not give in and slumber
59:00 <JenniferGauci> StrykerX and me and getting married soon
59:00 <JenniferGauci> Dugnuts he fucked my pussy better than you ever will
00:00 <Arbition> takes me a while to fall asleep, and I am interruped pretty easily. I was jolted out of near sleep despite wearing earplugs
01:00 <partay> faux good linkage 
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <JenniferGauci> simba would you kindly fuck off loser!
02:00 <simba> the REAL jennifer wouldnt say that 2 me
02:00 <JenniferGauci> too bad
02:00 <JenniferGauci> im sick of you all
02:00 <JenniferGauci> giving me and StrykerX shit
02:00 <simba> keep crying about it
02:00 <simba> its awesome
02:00 <JenniferGauci> our love is ours
02:00 <JenniferGauci> it's none of your god damn business's!
02:00 <simba> wait is this panda lmao
02:00 <JenniferGauci> you mean josh
02:00 <JenniferGauci> no
02:00 <JenniferGauci> he's angry I rejected him
02:00 <StrykerX> It's pliv
03:00 <StrykerX> Who else
03:00 <JenniferGauci> All I want is Darren
03:00 <simba> phew
04:00 <simba> All I want is Darren
04:00 <partay> Mmmm darren
05:00 <British^Meat> i wonder which one that was
05:00 <faux> Plivent
05:00 <faux> Also who cares which is which theyre all retarded
05:00 <faux> Night
05:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> nini xoxoxo
06:00 <simba> the year is 2022 British^Meat is wondering which one that was
07:00 <dematerialised> my hands are frozen
08:00 <simba> Nawwwwwwwwwww :~(
08:00 <British^Meat> totally
08:00 <dematerialised> thanks 4 ur concern
08:00 <British^Meat> like, it could be  A N Y O N E 
08:00 <British^Meat> isnt that weird!?!?
08:00 <dematerialised> isnt it ironic
10:00 <British^Meat> smashkart 4lyf
11:00 <simba> splatbros
11:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/40Ou8bm.jpg
11:00 <Attribution> i'll get there eventually
11:00 <couleurs> that 1 ugly lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <British^Meat> super splat kart bros
11:00 <British^Meat> ex
12:00 <Attribution> that's not a lady
12:00 <Attribution> thats a man
12:00 <Attribution> man
12:00 <British^Meat> shovel knight enters the fight
13:00 <simba> i think some update is happening in teh morning i dont think itll be the shovel guy tho
13:00 <simba> but ive been wrong before
13:00 <simba> back in september 2001
13:00 <simba> Q33NY
13:00 <British^Meat> indeed
13:00 <British^Meat> im not totes sure on him as a character, ive never polayed the games
13:00 <British^Meat> we need bayonetta, or waluigi
13:00 <simba> they should add a Tetris block. I loved that game.
13:00 <British^Meat> rayman
14:00 <British^Meat> hah, not a bad idea tbh
14:00 <Dugnuts> tetronimo
14:00 <simba> we need Stephen Kernahan
18:00 <British^Meat> keen for a rumble simba TheRiddler? ive acquired pot
21:00 <thestig> jks 
21:00 <Doodle> lol cunt
22:00 <Doodle> MONZA
22:00 <thestig> when!
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <thestig> this weekend?
22:00 <TheRiddler> hai Natalia
22:00 <Doodle> this weekend 
22:00 <thestig> riddler u think bulldogs will win the flag?
22:00 <thestig> doodle awesome
22:00 <Doodle> yeee
22:00 <thestig> hopefully ricciardo gets a better motor
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/gfM4E.jpg nsfw
23:00 <TheRiddler> they wont
23:00 <TheRiddler> more likely next year or year after
23:00 <Abortion> dat ass
24:00 <thestig> i duno man they looking good
26:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm
26:00 <Picard> what did i miss?
26:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed thestig
27:00 <Picard> penis how are u?
27:00 <Doodle> me?
29:00 <Doodle> Oh, you know the usual just did my nails today and my toes again today , I was deciding on whether I should go with pink or orange. I decided on orange because it really compliments my eyes, you know? And then silly me, I touched my hair after doing my nails and got nail polish all over me. I had to redo my nails. 
29:00 <amelia> you dumb bitch
29:00 <Clarkson> "yes i saved this penis from the country, it was withered and decaying"
30:00 <thestig> loll
30:00 <Doodle> hehee
30:00 <Doodle> i no
30:00 <Doodle> rite
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, you should always go with red, duh
43:00 <Doodle> cos i'm a slut?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's the BEST colour for nails
44:00 <Maurice> Coz you'll go faster
44:00 <Serenity> i made toffee
44:00 <Maurice> Although thats not always a good thing
44:00 <Serenity> mmm sugr and water
44:00 <simba> British^Meat yea when
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm sugar
44:00 <Doodle> Maurice
44:00 <Doodle> i'm going to paint my nails red now and have a wank and time it
44:00 <Clarkson> i thought that 'greatest page in the universe' thing died on its ass ages ago
44:00 <Doodle> see if it faster
44:00 <Maurice> Do it
44:00 <Maurice> And film it so I have proof
44:00 <Doodle> heheee
45:00 <Doodle> pew peww
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> just your STRONG hand
45:00 <Doodle> i use both 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> good luck painting both hands then
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i suggest a nail salon 
46:00 <Doodle> nah just do it bloke style
46:00 <Doodle> make up a template and spray them
46:00 <Doodle> job done
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice!
46:00 <Doodle> none of this dicking about with tiny brushes
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mini air brush
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Stereo 2:57)
47:00 <Doodle> my mate has a mini airbrush setup and tiny spray booth
47:00 <Doodle> for his model cars
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the legit use them for nails
47:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11885309_1672658319624230_1996652543332337748_n.jpg?oh=e8cffa9aef3cff6a1db4c2084cee2978&oe=56650390
47:00 <Doodle> his beauty salon
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> tidy
48:00 <couleurs> CuTe
48:00 <Serenity> its his poodle hair salon
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Doodle> wrong mate
49:00 <Doodle> this one has staffies
50:00 <Doodle> w/evs
50:00 <Doodle> staffys?
50:00 <Doodle> iunno
51:00 <Serenity> staffys for 1
51:00 <Serenity> staffies for many
52:00 <Doodle> well he has a razor and a velvet
52:00 <Doodle> thats easier
52:00 <Serenity> i bet he paints their nails
52:00 <Doodle> hahaha
52:00 <Doodle> his mrs would murder him
52:00 <Doodle> for poofing up the dogs
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lo
53:00 <Doodle> my last dog came pre poofed
54:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Ralphie/ralphiehumping.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> as demonstrated
54:00 <Arbitration> i dont know what i expected
55:00 <Doodle> i'm gonna order a canvas print of that and send it to the kid in the photo, he would be about 20 now
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww the dog is giving the kid a nice huggg
55:00 <Arbitration> this was the day you were raped by a dog
55:00 <Doodle> lol piggy backs kate :P
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Doodle> he used to come over and ask to give the dog a piggy back
55:00 <Doodle> and since he was a little shit we were like ok
55:00 <Arbitration> see people say rape isn't a laughing matter, but they always laugh when someone gets mounted
56:00 <Arbitration> double standards
56:00 <Doodle> haha
56:00 <Serenity> naww ralphie
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> # double standards
56:00 <Doodle> <3
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/341292902612841/videos/887583994650393/
56:00 <ShadowLurker> loooooooool
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Doodle> haha
57:00 <Doodle> ITS MARY BITCH
57:00 <Doodle> FUUUUCK
58:00 <Doodle> i want to have sex with her until she understands
59:00 <Arbitration> lol
59:00 <Doodle> if i can last that long
59:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <Serenity> ITS. MARY. YOU. DUMB. BITCH. UNF. UNF. M.M.M.A.R.Y
Search this day's buffer: