// #melbourne — 2015-03-09
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00:00:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm out the front smoking
00:00:00 <Maurice> On my lappy like a boss
00:00:00 <faux> How fuckong loud is it
00:00:00 <faux> Oh
00:00:00 <Maurice> And their front door is open
00:00:00 <Serenity> we can hear the old dude across the road sneeze
00:00:00 <Serenity> hes so loud
00:00:00 <faux> I would have set the house on fite
00:00:00 <faux> Fire
00:00:00 <Serenity> RAAAAAATCHUUUU
00:00:00 <Maurice> (I can also see straight in said front door)
00:00:00 <faux> Fuck I CNT type sideways in bed
00:00:00 <faux> So aeks
00:00:00 <faux> Aeks
00:00:00 <faux> awks
00:01:00 <Maurice> This chick is talking about having another baby, she has a 2yr old smelly red with a ridic name, a 2 month old baby and wants another one
00:01:00 <faux> Mershedperderder
00:01:00 <Maurice> Idiot
00:01:00 <Maurice> Oh, that was timing
00:01:00 <faux> And stay out
00:01:00 <Maurice> (21:01:07) (Maurice): Idiot
00:01:00 <faux> Yesterday b1 was telling loof everrhinf skirmish said about him
00:01:00 <faux> And he thought it was us
00:01:00 <Maurice> Was it even interesting
00:01:00 <faux> Idk
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> i was no such thing spastic
00:02:00 <Maurice> What
00:02:00 <faux> But b1 has the biggest mouth on earth
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was agreeing with Skirmish
00:02:00 <faux> Irc
00:02:00 <Maurice> And the biggest anus I've heard
00:02:00 <Serenity> STOP USING MY FUCKING WORD YOU OLD TURTLE ANUS
00:02:00 <Maurice> HA
00:02:00 <faux> What's your word
00:02:00 <Maurice> Anus twice
00:02:00 <Maurice> Spastic
00:02:00 <Serenity> he keeps using spastic because he thinks it makes him sound cool
00:02:00 <faux> He bitches about loof then licks his asshole when he's here
00:02:00 <Maurice> We went past Activ today and Cal goes 'isn't that a landscaping place?'
00:02:00 <Maurice> ...
00:03:00 <Maurice> He's probably the only one Loof doesn't have on ignore
00:03:00 <faux> Lmao
00:03:00 <Serenity> i dont think loof has me on ignore
00:03:00 <Maurice> I've been on and off
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he has ... unless you're off again
00:03:00 <Maurice> Currently on
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you disagreed with him recently
00:04:00 <Maurice> He put me on for saying his kid was an arseholle
00:04:00 <Maurice> -l
00:04:00 <faux> Nah he likes u today
00:04:00 <faux> And dislikes me today
00:04:00 <faux> Idk what I did
00:04:00 <faux> But I'm not losing sleep
00:04:00 <Maurice> Which he is
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> who wakes their child at 4am for a gaming session?
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it 3am ... either way ... who the fuck does that?
00:04:00 <Maurice> Who lets their kid get away with the shit he does
00:04:00 <Maurice> Nobody normal
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> still shaking my head over that
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that this morning and couldn't believe it
00:08:00 <Maurice> I couldn't think of anything worse than waking my kids up to entertain me
00:08:00 <Maurice> They don't entertain me, they bug me
00:08:00 <Serenity> loof was talking to me fine the other night
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> especially one that breaks your shit
00:08:00 <Serenity> so if something has happened while ive been busy
00:08:00 <Serenity> not my prob
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
00:09:00 <Maurice> I don't get it at all, some parents at school give their phones to their kids to shut them up and they end up dropping/breaking them
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a prob with the world and everyone in it ... anyone that can rush out of the house to score but not even catch up for a coffee or whatnot when soeone is actually in town
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> is pretty shitty too
00:09:00 <Maurice> Fuck that for a game of soldiers, my kids do NOT ever touch my phone/laptop etc
00:10:00 <Serenity> longer my kids sleep the better
00:10:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, I used to spring my youngest with my lappy on his knee, but he got a stern email sent to him explaining why thats a no no
00:10:00 <Maurice> Same Serenity, I count down to bed from 3pm
00:11:00 <Serenity> i just bought these cheap crappy coles cake mixes for these cupcakes and theyve actually turned out really nice
00:12:00 <Maurice> Bring me 3
00:12:00 <Maurice> Thanks
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of crap cake mixes ... I got a white wings chocolate one
00:12:00 <Serenity> theyre mini ones so ill bring 6
00:12:00 <Maurice> Done and done
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna make a big fat shitty cake tomorrow
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> should be yum
00:12:00 <Serenity> for her 10 we're going bright pink cake
00:12:00 <faux> Have u seen the gelato cakes
00:12:00 <faux> want.
00:12:00 <Serenity> covered in a white buttercream then covering that in 100's and 1000's
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> it is the cake you showed the other day?
00:13:00 <Maurice> The bday party today Serenity, they had a cheesecake shop cake
00:13:00 <Maurice> Bo declined a piece
00:13:00 <Maurice> He's really not mine
00:13:00 <Serenity> what no this is one we're making now
00:13:00 <Serenity> he WHAT
00:13:00 <Serenity> disown him
00:13:00 <Maurice> He's so weird
00:13:00 <Maurice> He never eats cake
00:13:00 <Maurice> Not my kid
00:13:00 <Serenity> though ant declined cake today as well
00:13:00 <Serenity> he fed it to the ducks
00:13:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:13:00 <faux> Yes give him go me
00:13:00 <faux> To*
00:14:00 <faux> The kid not the cake
00:14:00 <Maurice> The mum is like 'want some cake?' hes like 'no thanks' she pauses, blinks 'come on, come and have cake'
00:14:00 <Maurice> You give me 10 bucks first, inflation makes it now $12.50
00:14:00 <faux> I DONR WANT YOUR FUCKING CAKE BITCH
00:14:00 <faux> lmao
00:14:00 <faux> I'll give u $13 for express shipping
00:14:00 <Serenity> ant made me do his hair up all cool i even put colour in it for him
00:14:00 <Maurice> He asked me if he drinks lots of water and doesn't eat breakfast if he'll lose weight :S
00:15:00 <Serenity> and then he goes and puts a fucking hat on
00:15:00 <faux> Wtf
00:15:00 <faux> Whyyy is he thinking about weight
00:15:00 <Maurice> I don't know, all last year he had pancakes for recess on a friday but kept telling me his teacher said it's not good for him so he wouldn't eat them
00:15:00 <Serenity> kids in schools are cunts
00:15:00 <Maurice> I say pancakes, I mean pikelets
00:16:00 <faux> Stupid teacher cunt
00:16:00 <faux> He's a kid he runs around and shit
00:16:00 <Maurice> This kid could be a rugby player, he's solid as fuck
00:16:00 <Serenity> they're being super nazi assholes at our school too
00:16:00 <Serenity> no packets no sugar
00:16:00 <Maurice> It's ridic, if I want to feed my kid pure sugar, thats my choice
00:16:00 <Serenity> didnt even think pikelets were taht bad tbh =/
00:16:00 <Serenity> its flour egg and milk ffs
00:17:00 <Maurice> They're from the canteen, you wouldn't think they would be
00:17:00 <faux> Um
00:17:00 <faux> When I first gave up sugar
00:17:00 <faux> It was like
00:17:00 <faux> Death
00:17:00 <faux> For a few weeks
00:17:00 <Maurice> Then Cal got super excited coz I put 'plastic' cheese on his sandwich
00:17:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
00:17:00 <faux> Imagins kids?
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think at the school my nieces go to they're not even allowed Nutella sandies
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks*
00:17:00 <Maurice> Depends on allergies
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I recall a discussion about that
00:17:00 <faux> They need energy
00:17:00 <Maurice> We have no allergies at our school so nothing is banned, yet
00:18:00 <Serenity> we cant have nuts or egg
00:18:00 <Maurice> KIDS DO NOT NEED ENERGY, THEY NEED LESS
00:18:00 <faux> Lol
00:18:00 <faux> :/
00:18:00 <Maurice> I napped the other day and Jay asked me why old people nap during the day >.<
00:18:00 <Serenity> well ants class cant have egg cause theres a kid with an allergy
00:18:00 <faux> HAHAHHAHA
00:18:00 <Serenity> egg isnt a rule in the whole school
00:18:00 <faux> I must be an old cunf
00:18:00 <faux> Love naps
00:18:00 <Maurice> Yeah it's the severity
00:18:00 <Maurice> I love naps too
00:18:00 <Maurice> Some kids just touch a surface or smell nuts and they die
00:19:00 <faux> :/
00:19:00 <Maurice> Hehe smell nuts
00:19:00 <faux> Lmao
00:19:00 <faux> AW. I miss dododle
00:19:00 <Maurice> We were watching a pommy show the other day and they had a bunch of toddlers, gave them all nuts to test allergies and the ones that had them from a younger age built up an immunity to them
00:20:00 <Maurice> The ones whos parents avoided them were massively allergic
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> have you two mothers heard of a baby sprinkle?
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> as opposed to a baby shower?
00:20:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck is a mother
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> alleged parents then
00:20:00 <Serenity> i dont have wrapping paper Maurice :S
00:20:00 <Maurice> Newspaper!
00:21:00 <Maurice> I used xmas paper for Tyler :S
00:21:00 <Maurice> I turned it inside out lol
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, they are apparently like a like shower ... for someone with kids but still needs stuff
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of the term before
00:21:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025941_10152601784787331_24815699374292719_n.jpg?oh=35513f99f9c7275255324ab1a3cd994f&oe=55786C23&__gda__=1434253385_12204613306127675bd7f474edd78fa2
00:21:00 <Serenity> pink!
00:21:00 <Maurice> I had a baby shower with both my first and second kids
00:21:00 <Maurice> I got rid of everything baby related after the first coz I wanted no more kids
00:21:00 <faux> I wanna face plant in that bowl
00:21:00 <Maurice> Stupid Cam
00:21:00 <Serenity> haha faux
00:22:00 <Serenity> tastes good
00:22:00 <Maurice> Nom
00:22:00 <faux> :'(
00:22:00 <faux> I'm having the biggest ICe cream craving rn
00:22:00 <Serenity> let me make you a sugar free cheesecake
00:22:00 <faux> I even have some in the freezer
00:22:00 <faux> YE
00:22:00 <faux> YEAPLS
00:22:00 <faux> S
00:22:00 <faux> LOL
00:22:00 <Maurice> I have neopolitan ice cream
00:22:00 <Serenity> i made one for mum last year
00:22:00 <Serenity> she loved it
00:22:00 <faux> got so excited I couldn't type
00:22:00 <Maurice> And ice magic
00:22:00 <faux> Did u use a replacement
00:23:00 <Maurice> Cal calls it either cosmopolitan or metropolitan
00:23:00 <Maurice> He gets confused..
00:23:00 <faux> Lmao
00:23:00 <Serenity> i used sugar free jelly
00:23:00 <faux> Mmmmmmm
00:23:00 <faux> Sugar free jelly is the best snack ever
00:23:00 <Maurice> Damn, I want cheesecake
00:23:00 <Serenity> greek yogurt cheese
00:23:00 <faux> Its like the lowest fucking calories
00:23:00 <Maurice> But I want full fat one
00:23:00 <Serenity> no sugar biscuits for the base and butter
00:23:00 <faux> And obv no sugar
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> i used to call it cosopolitan for years
00:23:00 <faux> Yeah but its for me.Maurice
00:23:00 <faux> Go aeay
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's in fine company :P
00:23:00 <Maurice> You can piss off
00:24:00 <faux> Lmaooo
00:24:00 <Serenity> it was strawberry flavour but i reckon a lemon one would be nice
00:24:00 <faux> No I want strawbs pls
00:24:00 <Maurice> You didn't get a hand drawn pic of an apple in your letterbox
00:24:00 <Maurice> I DID
00:24:00 <faux> ::(
00:24:00 <faux> Mail me a cake bitch
00:24:00 <Serenity> hahahah
00:24:00 <Serenity> wht did i draw that apple on
00:24:00 <Maurice> Kodak
00:24:00 <Serenity> animal cards?
00:24:00 <Maurice> Yeah had animal cards in it
00:24:00 <Maurice> I have a pic somewhere, I sent it to Kat
00:25:00 <Maurice> Coz she carved the orig one
00:25:00 <Serenity> hahah mad bitch
00:25:00 <Serenity> cant believe shes popping out a new squid
00:25:00 <Maurice> Lol she full on wittled an apple and left it in my letterbox
00:25:00 <Maurice> She's so crazy, did you see her pup?
00:25:00 <faux> one of my nails broke and I didn't file it and I scratched my boob accidentally now I have this huge tiger-like scratch it's hideous :k
00:25:00 <faux> ;(
00:25:00 <Serenity> yeahhh i did
00:25:00 <Serenity> ouch faux
00:25:00 <Maurice> She called her Scout which is Docs mum
00:26:00 <Serenity> my nails look fake atm theyre bright pink
00:26:00 <Maurice> New house, new baby, new pup, she's insane
00:26:00 <faux> Niceee
00:26:00 <faux> Mine are chipped and vo
00:26:00 <faux> M
00:26:00 <Maurice> My nails are tappy tappy coz they only got done last week
00:26:00 <faux> Have to do them tomoz
00:26:00 <Serenity> this is the longest ive had ALL my nails at once
00:26:00 <Serenity> normally i have some broken ones by now
00:27:00 <faux> Make sure you file them so the don't break!!!!!!!!
00:27:00 <Serenity> i cant find my effing file
00:27:00 <Serenity> i need a new one
00:27:00 <Maurice> This is the 3yr I've been getting mine done
00:27:00 <Bonny> should try Revitanail nail stengthener
00:27:00 <faux> The beautician gave me one when she gave me a pedicure
00:27:00 <faux> Its such good quality
00:27:00 <Maurice> Thats a lot of dosh
00:27:00 <Serenity> i dont need to strengthen my nails haha they are rock hard and like blades
00:27:00 <Serenity> but i clean a lot so they break
00:28:00 <Maurice> Mine aren't rock hard anymore, when my nail chick strips them back, they ache
00:28:00 <Serenity> i make people bleed with mine
00:28:00 <Serenity> and by people i mean ShadowLurker
00:28:00 <faux> Do you get acrylics
00:28:00 <Bonny> do you have acrylics, Maurice?
00:28:00 <Maurice> I have the harderner that goes on top of my nails
00:28:00 <Maurice> Whatever that ids
00:28:00 <Serenity> shellac
00:28:00 <Maurice> Is
00:28:00 <Maurice> That
00:28:00 <faux> Ah shellac
00:29:00 <faux> I got a pedicure done in November with shellac and its still on my toes
00:29:00 <Bonny> cool
00:29:00 <faux> Lom
00:29:00 <Maurice> She's taken it off a couple of times and its so painful
00:29:00 <faux> Lol*
00:29:00 <faux> No chips
00:29:00 <Serenity> i wanted to buy some for mine so my colour doesnt peel off
00:29:00 <Serenity> but its expensive
00:29:00 <Bonny> yeah they last awhile
00:29:00 <Maurice> I get mine done every 3 weeks
00:29:00 <Maurice> Sezz, guess what saturday is
00:29:00 <Maurice> Apart from saturday
00:29:00 <Serenity> i feel like i should know this
00:29:00 <Maurice> You should, you guys sent me flowers :/
00:30:00 <Serenity> OH NO :(
00:30:00 <Serenity> wah
00:30:00 <Maurice> Auds baby
00:30:00 <Maurice> Been a year already
00:30:00 <Serenity> cant believe its been that long already
00:30:00 <Maurice> He comes up on my timehop nearly everyday
00:30:00 <Maurice> Today was his laser eyes next to a nerf gun with the caption 'Fuck. He's got a gun'
00:31:00 <Maurice> If he had thumbs, I have no doubt he would have shot me
00:31:00 <Serenity> every time homer jumps down from the top of the door i think of auds and get wroried hes gonna hurt himself
00:31:00 <Maurice> Same with me and this ugly bitch
00:31:00 <Maurice> When she gets on the top of the door
00:32:00 <faux> Sez did u see the dog vid I posted on fb
00:33:00 <dinogy> when was the last time they mentioned time cop in a movie...
00:33:00 <dinogy> um finders keepers i think
00:33:00 <Serenity> ummm
00:34:00 <Serenity> the lad buble one?
00:34:00 <Serenity> er bible
00:34:00 <faux> I think so
00:34:00 <faux> She kicks him
00:34:00 <faux> Lolddkdndldd
00:34:00 <faux> I've seen it like 3939933 rimes
00:34:00 <faux> Best
00:34:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:34:00 <dinogy> no way lad or bible. random at best
00:34:00 <Serenity> RAAAAF
00:34:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHAH
00:34:00 <faux> Looolll
00:34:00 <faux> Pls show maurocr
00:34:00 <faux> maurocrsksoks
00:35:00 <Serenity> i tag her
00:35:00 <faux> I so fried
00:36:00 <Serenity> i saw one where this woman was dancing around her living room and full bum smashed her toddler in the face
00:36:00 <Serenity> and the kid went flying like 3 metres across the room
00:36:00 <faux> Yeah
00:36:00 <faux> Lmao
00:36:00 <faux> That rocks
00:37:00 <Serenity> im still watching the dog
00:37:00 <faux> Roflll
00:37:00 <faux> I watched it like 300 times
00:37:00 <faux> It full on comes back too
00:39:00 <Maurice> HAHAH THE DOG
00:39:00 <faux> Lolol
00:39:00 <Maurice> Boot
00:39:00 <Serenity> ARRFF lol
00:40:00 <Maurice> Everytime this http://pinkbluelovescute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/GIF-Kid-waives-string-around.-Cat-naturally-pounces..gif
00:40:00 <Serenity> Maurice
00:40:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=548697478606779&set=vb.125877437555454&type=2&theater
00:40:00 <Serenity> D:
00:41:00 <Maurice> Looks like 2 dudes :S
00:41:00 <Serenity> she sounds like a dude
00:41:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck
00:42:00 <Maurice> Is so high they think public transport is a turn on
00:42:00 <Serenity> who behaves like that on PT lol in front of people
00:42:00 <Serenity> horny teenagers maybe..
00:43:00 <Loof> they look aboriginal (not that there's anything wrong with that)
00:43:00 <Serenity> the dude does
00:43:00 <Serenity> she doesnt
00:43:00 <Maurice> Rofl
00:43:00 <Loof> she looks half
00:43:00 <Maurice> I don't think even horny teenagers do that shit
00:43:00 <Serenity> filthy bitch lol
00:44:00 <Maurice> We've all had sex either in a car, or ON IT *narrows eyes* but never on PT
00:44:00 <dinogy> i'll throw some glitter on them both
00:44:00 <Serenity> >.>
00:44:00 <Serenity> ive never do anything so gross..
00:45:00 <Maurice> Lies
00:45:00 <Serenity> lol
00:45:00 <Loof> i've copped a gobby on a greyhound
00:45:00 <Loof> but i made sure everyone else was asleep
00:45:00 <Serenity> whats a greyhound
00:45:00 <Maurice> From a greyhound?
00:46:00 <Loof> long distance bus
00:46:00 <Maurice> Its both a bus and a dog
00:46:00 <Maurice> I threw up on a greyhound
00:46:00 <Serenity> ohhh
00:46:00 <Maurice> The bus kind
00:46:00 <Loof> must be an east coast thing
00:46:00 <Loof> they go all up the east coast
00:46:00 <Loof> i get them from melb to qld
00:47:00 <Maurice> I'd tell him we had/have them but it'd be pointless
00:47:00 <Serenity> apparently we have them too
00:47:00 <Loof> ah cool
00:47:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise thats what they were called
00:47:00 <Loof> that's just one company
00:47:00 <Serenity> are they the grey ones with blue writing Maurice
00:49:00 <Loof> once i saw a bogan bitch giving head to a drugfucked looking pieter cunt at a train station
00:49:00 <Loof> was so wrong
00:50:00 <Maurice> And it was his wife all along
00:50:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever seen people doing stuff like that in public
00:50:00 <Loof> i've also seen two teens going at it in the drains
00:50:00 <faux> We saw a chick at SCHOOL in the carpark blowing a dude
00:50:00 <faux> Like just caj out in the open
00:50:00 <Loof> high school uniforms and all
00:50:00 <Loof> lol
00:50:00 <Maurice> Don't matter, just don't bite it.. it's the worrllllddsss biggest dick
00:50:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I need Doodle here to appreciate
00:51:00 <Serenity> the old dude that lived across from me watched us bang on the bonnet of pauls car
00:51:00 <Loof> saw a chick pissing out of a train last year, saw her vag from from the platform
00:51:00 <Maurice> SEE
00:51:00 <Serenity> but that was in my own drive way damn it
00:51:00 <Maurice> You tried to deny
00:51:00 <Maurice> I know
00:51:00 <Loof> lol
00:51:00 <Loof> did he fap>
00:51:00 <Serenity> i dunno he turned the light off so he could see better
00:52:00 <Maurice> Found out today my nanna used to work with Rose Hancock, apparently like most asians, she would stand squatting on the toilet seat to pee
00:52:00 <Maurice> No wonder she sucked Lang in..
00:52:00 <Serenity> rank lol
00:52:00 <faux> Wtf
00:52:00 <faux> Don't u just drop everywhere
00:52:00 <faux> Drip
00:52:00 <Maurice> I'm not asian, don't ask me
00:52:00 <Maurice> I don't squat and squirt
00:53:00 <faux> I've only squatted once
00:53:00 <Maurice> My bro was saying how when he goes to the toilet at his work, theres boot marks on the seat, coz they stand on it and squat
00:53:00 <faux> Itnwas the worst experience ever
00:53:00 <Maurice> And thats people with dicks..
00:53:00 <Maurice> WHY, why would they need to do that
00:53:00 <faux> Poop
00:53:00 <faux> Lol
00:54:00 <Maurice> For both apparently
00:54:00 <Serenity> imagine having hte poops and doing that
00:54:00 <Maurice> He was telling us that only today
00:54:00 <Serenity> shit rain.
00:54:00 <faux> Lmao
00:54:00 <dinogy> yes, probably nice mahogany seats. why not have the view as well
00:54:00 <Serenity> o.O
00:54:00 <faux> Have u seen the vid of the guy shitting outside a car window
00:54:00 <Maurice> AND mum used to be housekeeping in a hotel, saying how certain asians would never use the toilet paper, but water would be all over the bathroom floor
00:54:00 <Maurice> Coz they'd wash it off
00:54:00 <Maurice> Why are humans so fucking repulsive
00:56:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/SZQXgEKKynE
00:56:00 <faux> Watch this
00:57:00 <Maurice> That is gross
00:57:00 <faux> lmao
00:57:00 <Maurice> This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAwIKeIXjoM
00:57:00 <Maurice> Lol @ on accident
00:59:00 <faux> Watching now I just needed to pee again
00:59:00 <faux> Need to stop drinking water in bed
00:59:00 <faux> Lok
01:00:00 <faux> Lmaoo seen that
01:00:00 <faux> Yuck mN
01:00:00 <faux> I would vomit
01:00:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:01:00 <Maurice> Just dont be in porn and you'll be ok
01:02:00 <Maurice> Lol [Maverick] lol'd that dog kick vid and made me watch it all over again
01:02:00 <Maurice> I kick those kinda dogs on purpose, fucking yappy shits
01:03:00 <faux> I just failed so hard putting eye drops in
01:04:00 <faux> I squirted it all over my face
01:04:00 <faux> Prob should have used a mirror
01:04:00 <Maurice> Thats what he said
01:04:00 <faux> OK seriously gonna try ans sleeo now
01:04:00 <faux> Fml
01:05:00 <faux> Goodnight :)
01:19:00 <Loof> vag drippings
01:19:00 <Loof> cold penis
01:19:00 <Loof> and a sandy beach
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10167983_10206285267396793_4010986116301984886_n.jpg?oh=875befee91d83a725ef5b8b80e46c319&oe=557B8573
02:45:00 <Serenity> i like twisted sister
03:06:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be the only one who got it
03:07:00 <Serenity> probs
03:07:00 <Serenity> plebs
03:45:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
05:14:00 <lucky> big j
08:41:00 <wanderer> morning all
10:23:00 <simba> im that star up in the sky im that mountain peak up high
10:24:00 <simba> ur such a downer Kynetic
10:25:00 <Kynetic> :~(
10:27:00 <Loof> how's that jrpg going simba?
10:27:00 <Loof> i got this last night: http://au.ign.com/games/shin-megami-tensei-persona-4/vita-116892
10:27:00 <Loof> it's HUGE
10:28:00 <simba> i think its out next month
10:28:00 <simba> kool
10:28:00 <Loof> ah k
10:28:00 <simba> not sure how im gonna get invested in that
10:29:00 <Loof> i wanna get a 3ds bad
10:30:00 <simba> i wonder if youd get into smash
10:31:00 <Loof> it looks good
10:31:00 <Loof> i had smash bros on snes
10:32:00 <simba> 64?
10:32:00 <Loof> nah snes
10:32:00 <Loof> wait i think
10:33:00 <Loof> oh i'm getting mixed up
10:33:00 <Loof> what was that shooter one top down
10:33:00 <simba> i think it was orignally being made for snes but they realised it would work better next gen
10:33:00 <simba> umm space invaders
10:33:00 <Loof> oh smash tv
10:33:00 <simba> there was a star fox on snes did you play that?
10:33:00 <Loof> that's what i was thinking of
10:34:00 <simba> oh
10:34:00 <simba> that owns
10:34:00 <Loof> yeah
10:34:00 <Loof> yeah star fox on snes was awesome
10:35:00 <simba> metal gear snes
10:38:00 <Loof> can you download n64 games for 3ds of the nintendo store?
10:39:00 <simba> no
10:39:00 <simba> they have NES and SNES
10:39:00 <Loof> ah damn
10:39:00 <Loof> ah bummer
10:39:00 <simba> they just put a few wii games on the wii u store
10:39:00 <simba> ppl are crying out for cube and 64 something might happen there
10:39:00 <Loof> nice
10:40:00 <simba> dunno how im meant 2 get a wii u i just got back into melee
10:40:00 <Loof> melee?
10:40:00 <simba> the gameucbe smash
10:40:00 <Loof> cool
22:42:00 <Nikky`> lol
22:43:00 <Picard> Immutable i think TokenDaRing is hitting on u
22:43:00 <Immutable> I wonder whether I'll find a golden ticket in my chocolate
22:43:00 <Immutable> I know he is
22:43:00 <Picard> not your type?
22:43:00 <Immutable> male?
22:43:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard, been to any netball matches lately?
22:44:00 <Picard> why the fuck would i be at netball?
22:44:00 <Picard> u really are a moron.
22:44:00 <nate> to perv on the guys?
22:44:00 <nate> mixed netball rules
22:44:00 <Picard> lol nate, i was banned from mixed netball. too rough.
22:44:00 <TokenDaRing> kept touching up the female players I bet
22:45:00 <TokenDaRing> bit of a grab here, grope there
22:45:00 <nate> thats how u spose to play netball
22:45:00 <nate> rub boobs on each other
22:45:00 <nate> claw each others eyes out
22:45:00 <Picard> elobows up isnt acceptable im told
22:45:00 <Picard> elbows*
22:45:00 <nate> elbow (penis) right:)
22:46:00 <nate> SNAPPOO
22:46:00 <Picard> no lol
22:46:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Picard's tent peg kept distracting the other players
22:46:00 <Immutable> this is IRC
22:46:00 <TokenDaRing> so they had to kick him out
22:46:00 <Immutable> just glad johninja isn't around anymore
22:47:00 <Serenity> why johns a champ
22:47:00 <nate> did he treat u bad
22:47:00 <Immutable> lol he's just a massive prick lol
22:47:00 <Serenity> why
22:48:00 <Picard> agreed
22:48:00 <TokenDaRing> I think he's a cool guy
22:48:00 <nate> cool ice prick
22:50:00 <Immutable> and he's got the social skills to get away with his shit lol
22:51:00 <TokenDaRing> sounds like you're jealous
22:51:00 <TokenDaRing> or maybe a crush?\
22:51:00 <Immutable> I don't know is his kid even his?
22:51:00 <Immutable> hard to be jealous of that situation.
22:52:00 <Serenity> his first kid isnt his everyone knows that, his second one is
22:52:00 <Serenity> i dont see whats so bad about that
22:53:00 <Immutable> didn't he get his dick out for someone feigning to be a chick on christmas too lol
22:53:00 <Nikky`> I didn't know that
22:53:00 <Nikky`> but I do now..I feel well informed now
22:53:00 <Nikky`> haha
22:54:00 <Immutable> yeah there is an image of it somewhere
22:54:00 <Immutable> let me see if I can find it
22:54:00 <TokenDaRing> Immutable: you're kind of a bit obsessed with John I think
22:54:00 <Nikky`> I don't need to see it
22:54:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe you should talk to someone about that?
22:54:00 <Serenity> mels first kid belongs to xtreme Nikky`
22:54:00 <Nikky`> oooh you mean her child.. gotcha
22:54:00 <Nikky`> first child
22:54:00 <Nikky`> I know that
22:54:00 <Nikky`> lol
22:54:00 <Serenity> oh haha
22:55:00 <Immutable> yeah he's a pro
22:55:00 <Nikky`> I thought there was another
22:55:00 <Serenity> yeah there is
22:55:00 <Nikky`> Like the boss John is
22:55:00 <Serenity> shes preggo to john now
22:55:00 <stebie> lol
22:55:00 <Nikky`> Yeah you told me other week.. amazing eh
22:55:00 <Serenity> john got his dick out on cam to mandyjane like 2 years ago
22:55:00 <Serenity> no big deal
22:55:00 <Serenity> dick is a dick
22:56:00 <Nikky`> I'm fairly sure everyone has sent a chick a dick pic or two.,.every guy I mean
22:56:00 <Serenity> most have haha
22:57:00 <stebie> :\
22:57:00 <Nikky`> And I'm fairly sure every girl has seen one or 10
22:57:00 <Nikky`> And stebie.. my god, the amt of dick pics he sends me
22:57:00 <Nikky`> avo
22:57:00 <stebie> you poor wimminz
22:58:00 <Immutable> don't know why john left he could have a harem here
22:58:00 <stebie> Nikky`, did you like the one with the smiley face?
22:58:00 <Nikky`> Only if the dick is not worth looking at stebie
22:58:00 <Nikky`> I did like that one stebie.. its my background on my work pc
22:58:00 <Nikky`> I like to share that one
23:00:00 <Serenity> hmm new mountain dew tastes weird
23:00:00 <Immutable> I should probably send one out to a girl at some point in my life.
23:00:00 <stebie> ^_-
23:00:00 <Serenity> you can send one to Nikky` and me if you want
23:00:00 <Nikky`> old one tasted shite
23:00:00 <Nikky`> Sure..dick pic is up
23:00:00 <Immutable> nah
23:00:00 <Nikky`> *us
23:01:00 <faux> did someone say dick
23:01:00 <Maurice> I'll pretend to be a girl if you send me one
23:01:00 <Immutable> I'll find a girl who will get annoyed by it that's half the fun
23:01:00 <Serenity> i dont think any girls will get annoyed by dick
23:01:00 <faux> Lori have u seen 50 shades of shit acting yet
23:01:00 <Maurice> Oh Serenity and faux, I read today theres gonna be a 'Mean Moms' movie
23:01:00 <Maurice> Like Mean Girls
23:01:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, sure no girl will get annoyed
23:01:00 <Maurice> Nah I haven't
23:01:00 <faux> Yesss I know
23:01:00 <Nikky`> Even if they pretend to be
23:01:00 <faux> I got excited
23:01:00 <Maurice> Jen Anniston, Sandra Bollocks and Ms Diaz
23:01:00 <Maurice> Or is that Mrs Benji
23:02:00 <Nikky`> Mean girls was such a good movie..
23:02:00 <Picard> wows people are talking
23:02:00 <Maurice> I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
23:03:00 <faux> I v highly doubt it'll be as good but then again nothing can compare.
23:03:00 <Serenity> im wearing a pink shirt :o
23:03:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna have to go and pretend to help my kid with his maths, I can't take the snivelling anymore
23:03:00 <faux> I'm biasededeed its me fav movie
23:03:00 <Kynetic> lol thats funny Maurice
23:03:00 <faux> Mean girls 2 was the worst thing I've ever seeb
23:03:00 <Kynetic> youre a girl.. girls are no good at maths!
23:03:00 <Maurice> Eat me!
23:03:00 <Maurice> It's so confusing
23:03:00 <faux> Sif he's still doing homework how much do they bloody give these kids
23:03:00 <Maurice> The way they do long division these days is ridic
23:03:00 <Maurice> He's all weekend to do it, he's just a lazy fucker
23:04:00 <Maurice> Left it to the last minute
23:04:00 <faux> I read some article where parents are like telling at the schools for too much homework cos they have to help them
23:04:00 <faux> lol
23:04:00 <Maurice> He's had*
23:04:00 <Kynetic> long division is the stupidest method of division there is.
23:04:00 <faux> Telling off*
23:04:00 <Serenity> faux they give 4 year olds homework lol
23:04:00 <Kynetic> i dont even know why they still bother.
23:04:00 <Maurice> It's diff to our day Kynetic
23:04:00 <Serenity> by the time they get to highschool its like 2 hours a night
23:04:00 <faux> I know
23:04:00 <Maurice> Theres 3 diff ways to arrive at the answer and none of it makes sense
23:04:00 <Kynetic> in norway kids dont get homework until 11th or 12th grade
23:04:00 <faux> We had more than 2 hours a night in high school
23:05:00 <Maurice> This is his first year of homework that wasn't a home reader
23:05:00 <faux> Minimum was 3 they said
23:05:00 <Maurice> And he hasn't had those since pre prim
23:05:00 <Immutable> yeah fucking advanced math was the worst shit evar
23:05:00 <Kynetic> mind you in norway they also require teachers to have a minimum of a masters degree and they have way smaller class sizes and teachers are treated and paid like doctors
23:05:00 <Serenity> ant hasnt had home readers since half way through pre primary
23:05:00 <Maurice> I couldn't tell you how much homework I got in school
23:05:00 <Serenity> they were too easy for him
23:05:00 <Maurice> Coz I never did it
23:05:00 <faux> Cos it was 1956
23:05:00 <Immutable> lol
23:05:00 <Kynetic> my son in year 1 has fkn homework
23:05:00 <Maurice> Well fuck, I wasn't gonna walk 5 miles to school, barefoot in the snow, just to get homework
23:05:00 <Kynetic> personally i think thats ridiculous
23:06:00 <faux> did you see the link I posted today omg
23:06:00 <Kynetic> if they cant find the time to teach it in class theyre not really working hard enough as a teacher.
23:06:00 <Serenity> like i just said to faux homework starts at 4 here Kynetic
23:06:00 <Maurice> Mine are years 2 and 3 and not even a home reader yet
23:06:00 <Serenity> in kindy
23:06:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:06:00 <Maurice> Our school has a no homework policy
23:06:00 <Kynetic> id send a note in with my kindy aged child that they wouldnt be doing it
23:06:00 <Maurice> They give them time in class to do that shit
23:06:00 <faux> ALL OF YOU
23:06:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/68ceVELA-VA
23:06:00 <faux> watch this
23:07:00 <faux> Its related
23:07:00 <Kynetic> i dunno faux
23:07:00 <Serenity> our kids have to do it or they fail
23:07:00 <Kynetic> that link looks dodgy
23:07:00 <faux> Its YouTube
23:07:00 <faux> Lol
23:07:00 <Kynetic> :P
23:07:00 <faux> shh u
23:07:00 <Kynetic> my point exactly
23:07:00 <faux> Just watch
23:07:00 <Maurice> Jimmys 3 yrs old than Pete, but 2 yrs younger than Luke, sum of all their ages, is 62. So how is Luke
23:07:00 <Kynetic> the NSA will know ive watched it
23:07:00 <Maurice> ANYONE
23:07:00 <faux> Maybe ask the q in english
23:08:00 <Maurice> Oh, how old is*
23:08:00 <faux> Lolllll
23:08:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:08:00 <Maurice> It's in maths, not english...
23:08:00 <Maurice> Boom tish
23:08:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is good at that shit
23:08:00 <Maurice> Can he give my child the answer lol
23:08:00 <Immutable> omg that shit is easy
23:09:00 <Maurice> Whats the answe then
23:09:00 <Maurice> Answer
23:09:00 <Maurice> Fuck my keyboard
23:09:00 <Kynetic> 23 18 21
23:09:00 <Kynetic> jimmy is 21
23:09:00 <Kynetic> luke is 23
23:10:00 <faux> Faux is bored
23:10:00 <Immutable> because 3 petes are 54
23:10:00 <Kynetic> pete is 18
23:10:00 <Immutable> :/
23:10:00 <Immutable> ghey
23:10:00 <Kynetic> that was just basic trial and error
23:10:00 <Kynetic> you know striaght away the ages are all close to 20
23:11:00 <Serenity> ffffffffuck i dont want to make these fucking cupcakes
23:11:00 <Maurice> Yeah he got that far
23:11:00 <Immutable> oh well the way you do it is you take away the difference between those kids and the youngest child and then you divide by the total number of kids and re-add the ages
23:11:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=952200374820417
23:12:00 <Maurice> Oh great, hes got another one
23:12:00 <Kynetic> the difference between them is 5 you take 5 from 62 you get 57 divided by three is 19
23:12:00 <Kynetic> so i dont know how that works Immutable
23:12:00 <Kynetic> it was pretty close tho :P
23:12:00 <Kynetic> ill give u that
23:12:00 <Serenity> i had word puzzle maths
23:12:00 <Serenity> my brain is just not wired that way
23:12:00 <Immutable> no that's the difference between pete which is 2 a 2*3
23:13:00 <Kynetic> i used to do logic puzzles for fun in primary school.
23:13:00 <Serenity> english was my thing
23:13:00 <Serenity> not maths
23:13:00 <Kynetic> i hated english
23:13:00 <Kynetic> because it was boring and i hated writing shit.
23:13:00 <Immutable> or 5 and 3
23:14:00 <Immutable> because one kid is three years older than pete and the other kid is 5 years older than pete
23:14:00 <Serenity> ok shhhh
23:14:00 <faux> Maurice more maths pls
23:14:00 <Kynetic> that makes more sense
23:14:00 <Serenity> lol grown adults talking about year 7 math
23:14:00 <Kynetic> cmon Maurice lets finish your childs homework already
23:14:00 <Serenity> and im all derp derp derp
23:14:00 <faux> Lolllll
23:14:00 <Dugnuts> and failing?
23:14:00 <Dugnuts> thats the funniest part
23:14:00 <Serenity> no one failed
23:14:00 <faux> ur face is the funniest part
23:15:00 <faux> WE ARE YOUNGGG
23:15:00 <faux> SO LETS SET THEBWORLD ON FIRREE
23:15:00 <faux> I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics
23:15:00 <faux> those two lines have been stuck in my head for like a month
23:15:00 <Serenity> WE CAN BURN BRIIIIGHTERRR
23:15:00 <Maurice> He's finished it now
23:15:00 <Serenity> THAN THE SUUUNNNN
23:15:00 <Maurice> Jerome had 36 cars and trucks, he had 3 times as many cars than trucks, how many trucks did he have
23:16:00 <Serenity> lol jerome
23:16:00 <Kynetic> fuck jerome
23:16:00 <Serenity> you so silly plivent has no cars
23:16:00 <Maurice> And Serenity, it's year 8 maths :P
23:16:00 <Maurice> LOL
23:16:00 <Kynetic> get some more trucks dude
23:16:00 <faux> 24 8
23:16:00 <Kynetic> no
23:16:00 <faux> :(
23:16:00 <Kynetic> 9
23:16:00 <faux> 32
23:16:00 <Kynetic> divide by 4
23:16:00 <Maurice> 9 27
23:16:00 <Kynetic> easy
23:17:00 <faux> I fail
23:17:00 <faux> UR EASY
23:17:00 <Kynetic> i am
23:17:00 <Kynetic> its true.
23:17:00 <faux> Pics
23:17:00 <Kynetic> its because of the beard
23:17:00 <Kynetic> it turns me into a slut
23:17:00 <Maurice> He's trying to explain his long division to me and I'm all 'nope. Just no. Dont'
23:17:00 <faux> show beard
23:17:00 <Kynetic> no
23:17:00 <faux> ok
23:17:00 <simba> back
23:17:00 <Kynetic> it'll make you horny.
23:17:00 <faux> Front
23:17:00 <faux> Wb simby
23:17:00 <Kynetic> horny faux = no more faux on irc.
23:18:00 <faux> wut
23:18:00 <simba> thanx
23:18:00 <Kynetic> and we dont want that
23:18:00 <faux> what is that logic
23:18:00 <faux> Lol
23:18:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10393173_10154409571350282_5000705760149935756_n.jpg?oh=59ce05861f5f160a7e6308c687b918bc&oe=557A3912
23:18:00 <simba> cos we're young and we're reckless and we're taking this way too far
23:18:00 <Maurice> How Aussie is that
23:18:00 <Maurice> Ciggies, maccas
23:18:00 <Serenity> efff brb
23:18:00 <Kynetic> im down with that
23:18:00 <faux> good ol swifty
23:18:00 <Kynetic> we're like the fattest nation on the planet
23:18:00 <Nikky`> Night Night
23:19:00 <Maurice> I thought USA was
23:19:00 <faux> If they put the fat Asian baby
23:19:00 <Kynetic> we should probably start plain packaging
23:19:00 <Maurice> Or that fat asian kid
23:19:00 <faux> I'd buy more
23:19:00 <Kynetic> for all fast food
23:19:00 <Maurice> Hes a nation on his own
23:19:00 <dinogy> they have a new store in melbourne that has a gourmet menu, that's also called maccas
23:19:00 <faux> Rofl
23:19:00 <faux> Leave him alone u cunt
23:19:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:19:00 <Maurice> He's hilarious
23:19:00 <faux> He's my fave
23:19:00 <Maurice> BEEP BEEP! DERIVERY
23:19:00 <faux> My skin smells like coconutty goodness
23:20:00 <faux> I bought this amaze shower gel hnnngg
23:20:00 <Kynetic> is it coconut scented?
23:20:00 <faux> lmao
23:20:00 <Kynetic> dont ask me how i knew how...
23:20:00 <Maurice> I hate coconut smell
23:20:00 <Kynetic> i just guessed.
23:20:00 <Immutable> alright I'm off
23:20:00 <Kynetic> psychic some might say.
23:20:00 <faux> fake coconut is yum
23:20:00 <Kynetic> others say psycho
23:20:00 <faux> Real coconut smell and coconut oil is vom
23:20:00 <Kynetic> but i just stab them.
23:20:00 <Maurice> I have strawberry body butter and if I could bend that way, I'd eat myself
23:21:00 <faux> Mmmm
23:21:00 <faux> I love strawbs
23:21:00 <Maurice> It's the best
23:21:00 <Maurice> Body shop stuff
23:21:00 <faux> My scent in highschool was the strawbs perfume oil from the body shop
23:21:00 <faux> Omg yessss
23:21:00 <faux> Its the bomb.com
23:21:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:21:00 <Maurice> Big Mommas son makes an ugly woman
23:22:00 <faux> lol
23:22:00 <Kynetic> you shouldnt talk about yourself that way Maurice
23:22:00 <faux> Is that the third one?
23:22:00 <Maurice> :/
23:22:00 <Maurice> Yeah fangs124
23:22:00 <Maurice> Er faux
23:22:00 <Maurice> Sorry fangs124
23:22:00 <faux> oh fangs
23:22:00 <simba> fangs124
23:22:00 <Maurice> That dude needs year 8 maths
23:22:00 <Kynetic> just because youre a big fatty fat fat doesnt mean you should self deprecate like that
23:23:00 <faux> Bit rude m8
23:23:00 <Kynetic> :D
23:23:00 <Maurice> He's a good looking man though
23:23:00 <fangs124> ?
23:23:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:23:00 <faux> now I have swifty stuck in me head
23:23:00 <fangs124> ah, ok nvm
23:23:00 <faux> ah, yes
23:23:00 <Kynetic> now youve gone and confused poor fangs124
23:23:00 <Maurice> My bad
23:23:00 <fangs124> I;m new here though (both to the chat, and to this country o_O)
23:23:00 <faux> Hi fangs124 what's your deal
23:24:00 <faux> Welcome
23:24:00 <Kynetic> oh a n00b
23:24:00 <Maurice> Oh crap
23:24:00 <Kynetic> we love n00bs.
23:24:00 <fangs124> faux, lost :P
23:24:00 <Maurice> Another foreigner
23:24:00 <faux> Where do u come from
23:24:00 <Maurice> His mumma
23:24:00 <Kynetic> here.. just stand in this pot of hot water for a while fangs124
23:24:00 <Kynetic> nothing bad will happen.. we promise.
23:24:00 <faux> How do u know its a he
23:24:00 <Maurice> fangs124 is a totes masucline name
23:24:00 <Kynetic> its irc
23:24:00 <Maurice> Like faux and Maurice
23:24:00 <Kynetic> its just a basic assumption
23:24:00 <faux> lol
23:24:00 <fangs124> Indonesia (, also.. I apologize for my people..)
23:24:00 <Maurice> Lol masculine..
23:24:00 <faux> lmao
23:25:00 <faux> I APOLOGISR FOR MY PEOPLE
23:25:00 <simba> your people are forgiven
23:25:00 <faux> that is the cutest and saddest thing I've ever read
23:25:00 <Maurice> Isn't apologize a yankee thing
23:25:00 <Kynetic> with a z yes
23:25:00 <faux> indonezia
23:25:00 <Maurice> My bro showed me a meme today of Corby saying 'suck shit' and the 2 death row guys underneath
23:25:00 <faux> ;)
23:25:00 <Kynetic> lovely.
23:25:00 <faux> Oops
23:25:00 <faux> I mean
23:25:00 <faux> :(
23:25:00 <fangs124> no.. but seriously though.. uh.. something happened.. my 'friends' could learn some manners or two.. most Indonesian I know are really rude and all that
23:26:00 <faux> lol
23:26:00 <fangs124> :/
23:26:00 <faux> Oh ok
23:26:00 <Kynetic> do you agree with the war in west papua fangs124?
23:26:00 <Kynetic> just wondering.
23:26:00 <simba> does anyone agree with any war
23:26:00 <fangs124> I can't pretend I've read about that.. been ignorant about Indonesian political stuff tbh.. too much to deal with
23:26:00 <faux> ~deep~~
23:26:00 <Kynetic> fair enough
23:26:00 <fangs124> brb, googling
23:27:00 <faux> °.°
23:27:00 <faux> •.•
23:27:00 <faux> I'm INA. Strange mood
23:27:00 <Kynetic> it wouldnt surprise me if news about it is kept out of the media over there
23:27:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
23:27:00 <fangs124> INA??
23:27:00 <Kynetic> in a.
23:27:00 <Maurice> She has spacial issues
23:27:00 <Kynetic> you'll get used to faux
23:27:00 <fangs124> oh?
23:27:00 <Kynetic> shes.. special.
23:27:00 <faux> LOL
23:28:00 <faux> bit rude guise
23:28:00 <fangs124> well, I'm 'special' too
23:28:00 <faux> good
23:28:00 <Maurice> Do you lick windows?
23:28:00 <fangs124> no :P
23:28:00 <faux> On I thought Maurice said I have special issues
23:28:00 <Maurice> No, spacial
23:29:00 <Maurice> As in space bar
23:29:00 <faux> Yes I reread
23:29:00 <fangs124> oh
23:29:00 <fangs124> lol
23:29:00 <Kynetic> shes also special
23:29:00 <Kynetic> but we ignore that.
23:29:00 <Kynetic> mostly.
23:29:00 <Maurice> Sometimes the authorities are called
23:30:00 <Maurice> But only about 3 times a month
23:30:00 <Kynetic> thats a rarity tho
23:30:00 <fangs124> o_O
23:30:00 <Kynetic> hahaha
23:30:00 <fangs124> ok anyways
23:30:00 <fangs124> I read about west papua from this biased website
23:30:00 <fangs124> "http://freewestpapua.org/"
23:31:00 <fangs124> the fact that some of the stuff written there didn't surprise me really disturbs me
23:33:00 <fangs124> seems like I killed the chat :(
23:33:00 <fangs124> (sorry)
23:34:00 <Kynetic> nah
23:35:00 <faux> Its OK I was just picking my nose
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> they all knew I was returning
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
23:35:00 <Kynetic> must be it
23:35:00 <Kynetic> i knew something smelled funny
23:35:00 <Maurice> Its OK, faux was just picking my nose
23:36:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, my smart kid just goes 'At Taco Bell in America, do they sell tacos?'
23:36:00 <Maurice> NO, THEY SELL FAIRY FLOSS
23:36:00 <faux> Lmaooo
23:36:00 <faux> And that's your smart kid
23:36:00 <Maurice> It boggles the mind
23:37:00 <fangs124> ok, a short but VERY important question
23:37:00 <faux> Its mind bottling
23:37:00 <fangs124> 'do I walk on the left or the right?"
23:37:00 <Maurice> He was sitting on our floorboards one day and said something and goes 'touch wood' and he got up off the WOODEN floorboards to find wood to touch
23:37:00 <faux> You know when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped like in a bottle.
23:37:00 <faux> lmao
23:38:00 <faux> Best movie
23:38:00 <Maurice> Its a moo point. Like a cows opinion, it's moo. Have I been living with him too long or did that actually make sense
23:38:00 <Maurice> Also faux, did you know they remade The Odd Couple with Chandler in it?
23:39:00 <faux> No
23:39:00 <Maurice> Well they did
23:39:00 <faux> Idk what that is
23:39:00 <Maurice> You fucking what m8
23:39:00 <Maurice> Felix and Oscar
23:39:00 <Maurice> The odd couple
23:39:00 <faux> Nope
23:39:00 <Maurice> Fuck
23:39:00 <Maurice> You're dismissed
23:39:00 <faux> Eat me
23:39:00 <Kynetic> can we watch?
23:39:00 <Kynetic> fuck it ill just watch anyway
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> look what they made, they made it for me, happy technology
23:40:00 <milk> just got back from the foo fighters concert
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee scroll roll
23:41:00 <Maurice> This was like a mum from school, we're talking about some mothers do ave em
23:41:00 <Maurice> And shes like, what?
23:41:00 <Maurice> Frank Spencer. Who? Michael Crawford? Huh? Phanton of the opera? Whos that?
23:41:00 <Maurice> YOU STUPID YOUNG BITCH
23:41:00 <Kynetic> jesus
23:41:00 <Kynetic> i hope you slapped her
23:42:00 <Maurice> I would have, but she's bigger than me
23:42:00 <simba> thats pretty big
23:42:00 <Maurice> Shut up
23:42:00 <simba> ily
23:42:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:42:00 <Kynetic> your mommas so fat...
23:43:00 <simba> she make Maurice look slender
23:43:00 <faux> She has diabetes
23:43:00 <Maurice> LOL
23:43:00 <Maurice> I'll pay that simba
23:43:00 <faux> Oh
23:43:00 <simba> got away with 1
23:44:00 <dinogy> how did frank spencer even get married in that
23:44:00 <milk> aunty mary has a headache simba
23:44:00 <simba> tell her to have a lay down
23:44:00 <Maurice> Bettyyyyyy, the donkey did a whoopsie in my beret
23:44:00 <dinogy> they should've changed the show to some wife's have em as well
23:44:00 <milk> she says she needs another curry
23:44:00 <dinogy> like two and a half men became 3 cunts in a malibu house
23:45:00 <dinogy> gets it so easy
23:45:00 <faux> LOL MAURICE
23:45:00 <Maurice> :D
23:45:00 <faux> I fucking love him
23:46:00 <Maurice> He got a higher score in bowling today than I did
23:46:00 <Maurice> But he had the bumpers up, apparently I wasn't allowed
23:46:00 <faux> I want to bake him cookies and watch frozen with him
23:46:00 <Maurice> Do you wannnnnnaaaaa build a snowmannnnnn, ride our bike around the hallsssssss
23:46:00 <faux> Ehehe
23:46:00 <Maurice> My cat gets scared in that movie, we watched it together and when I told her Anna died, she meowed and ran off
23:46:00 <faux> NO U CSNT PLAY WITH BUMPERS LIFE DOESNT GIVE U BUMPERS
23:47:00 <Maurice> Such a pussy
23:47:00 <milk> I love pussy
23:47:00 <faux> isk why im awakw
23:47:00 <faux> Gonna try and sleep now
23:47:00 <faux> Nini
23:48:00 <Maurice> Try chloroform
23:48:00 <Maurice> I heard that helps
23:48:00 <Kynetic> pfft
23:48:00 <Kynetic> weak faux
23:48:00 <Kynetic> weak.
23:48:00 <faux> Try shutting the god damn he'll up
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly the best cover of Let It Go ever
23:48:00 <Kynetic> no.
23:48:00 <Kynetic> try spelling hell right
23:48:00 <Kynetic> and i might consider it
23:48:00 <faux> I need to pee I don't wanna moveeee
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so49WpSj9bo
23:48:00 <faux> Gtos
23:48:00 <faux> Gross
23:49:00 <Kynetic> sif you havent considered it
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I pity women ... they'd need a funnel to do that
23:49:00 <faux> I don't have a peen abd I don't wanna dribble down my leg
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> we just need to point a bit careful
23:49:00 <faux> Have to go to the wee wee shop
23:54:00 <faux> MAURICE
23:54:00 <Maurice> YES
23:54:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/JPKEPrV
23:55:00 <Maurice> Naww you're calling me young
23:55:00 <Maurice> Or something
23:56:00 <faux> You missed it
23:56:00 <faux> HUAMNS
23:56:00 <Maurice> You know what I found today? A grey chest hair
23:56:00 <Maurice> Lol I love when they try to be deep but fuck up
23:56:00 <faux> I'm more concerned that you have chest hair
23:56:00 <Maurice> Ok fine, it was leg hair
23:56:00 <faux> lol
23:57:00 <Maurice> OK FINE, IT WAS BACKHAIR
23:57:00 <Maurice> But really it was head hair
23:57:00 <Serenity> i have so many greys its not funny
23:57:00 <Maurice> I'm distraught
23:57:00 <Maurice> Nearly 34 and it's the first one I've had
23:57:00 <Serenity> if i part my hair i can count about 20
23:57:00 <faux> I found my first on my 21st
23:57:00 <faux> In my fringe
23:57:00 <Maurice> And you both call me old
23:57:00 <faux> Icried
23:57:00 <Maurice> Fuck. You. Both.
23:58:00 <Serenity> lily gets them randomly too
23:58:00 <Serenity> ive pulled about three out
23:58:00 <faux> Hey we can dye our hair
23:58:00 <faux> U can't get younger
23:58:00 <faux> Lol ae
23:58:00 <faux> Aw
23:58:00 <faux> That was almost mean
23:58:00 <faux> Soz m8 39 isn't too bad
23:58:00 <Maurice> It wasn't mean, coz you've had grey hair since you were 21
23:58:00 <Maurice> Thats mean
23:58:00 <faux> Olllllol
23:59:00 <Maurice> That means you'll probably be bald by 31
23:59:00 <faux> I'm a grandma
23:59:00 <Maurice> Eww across the roads baby is crying
23:59:00 <Serenity> WE KAN DI OUR HURR BUT U KANT DI UR BIRFCERT M8
23:59:00 <Maurice> Like, really loud
23:59:00 <Maurice> Lol no but I can photoshop it
23:59:00 <faux> Omg imagine I'm bald at 31
23:59:00 <faux> Brb crying
23:59:00 <Maurice> Mums been 27 for about 10 yrs now
23:59:00 <Serenity> nextdoors twins cry in sync
23:59:00 <Serenity> its so cute and horrible
23:59:00 <Maurice> I'm just so glad it's not me
23:59:00 <faux> How can u hair a baby across the road
23:59:00 <faux> lol hair
23:59:00 <faux> Hear*
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