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01:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> 666 888 777 000 999 321
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not calling you for phone sex
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Cp55MvX54
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daughter - "Get Lucky" (Daft Punk cover) Views: 11,278,186 Uploader: Daughter Uploaded: Apr 28, 2013 Duration: 4m55s Rating: 4.85
02:00 <muppet> Chicago - Niagra Falls - Remastered Version (Chicago 18 (Expanded Edition) [1986]) [03:46]
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome is that version!
02:00 <Dugnuts> i love the daft punk song
02:00 <Dugnuts> ...
02:00 <muppet> i dont know, im listening to adult rock
02:00 <muppet> haha
03:00 <Dugnuts> its not awesome
03:00 <NightOwl1> Only $4.95 a minute
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10.95!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> daughter is AWESOME!
04:00 <Dugnuts> daft punk is better
04:00 <NightOwl1> What? When did it get that expensive?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> times are a changing owl
04:00 <NightOwl1> Far out. Maybe I should change career
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS
04:00 <NightOwl1> Ripped off
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totes 
05:00 <NightOwl1> Totes Amazeballs
05:00 <muppet> Giant - Chained (Time To Burn [1992]) [07:19]
06:00 <NightOwl1> That's my phone sex pseudonym
06:00 <muppet> mine is kenneth noisewater
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <NightOwl1> Noisewater by name, noise water by nature?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\>                                                         i love bragging about sex 
09:00 <British^Meat> prove it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you should consider working on a sexline
09:00 <couleurs>              me     2
09:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> yes yes
10:00 <NightOwl1> You could make heaps of money. Like, dozens.
10:00 <amsy>                                                 milk           men
11:00 <muppet> hahahah
11:00 <couleurs>        hi amsy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <muppet> call her up on a spank line
12:00 <NightOwl1> Wouldn't you have to spank yourself?
12:00 <muppet> yeah
12:00 <muppet> id say so
13:00 <muppet> i know ^alienated[_]Romeo\ would crawl a mile over broken glass to hear one of the ladies in here fart into a payphone
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Clarkson> anyways im gonna bbl going for a wank
13:00 <muppet> haha
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the answer is a flesh light 
14:00 <muppet> W.E.T. - One Day At The Time (W.E.T. [2009]) [05:04]
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that song about a shart ?
14:00 <muppet> would it be not normal to get the anus shaped one
14:00 <muppet> or the eva angelina one
15:00 <muppet> w.e.t - -w-ork of art/-e-clipse/-t-alisman
15:00 <muppet> 3 bands
15:00 <NightOwl1> An anus shaped one? Does it look like Tony Abbott?
16:00 <NightOwl1> If so.. Get the other one
16:00 <Dugnuts> i love you guys
16:00 <Dugnuts> except for you
16:00 <muppet> the one shaped like eva angelinas pouch
16:00 <Dugnuts> you knw who you are
17:00 <muppet> it doesnt look like tony abbott no
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> muppet you're weird
17:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
17:00 <muppet> http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/700/30382-6.jpg
18:00 <NightOwl1> Cod you're so normal kupkake!
18:00 <muppet> it just looks like a jail purse
18:00 <Dugnuts> no
18:00 <muppet> i know kate, i came to the right palce, right
18:00 <Dugnuts> dont give kate more ammo
18:00 <Dugnuts> last thing she needs is a black girl anal fleshlight
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus, yus you did 
18:00 <Dugnuts> its too late
18:00 <NightOwl1> It's nearly the same size as her, what's the point if that 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <NightOwl1> You won't even touch the sides
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah funny
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Black-Male-Sex-Doll-For-Woman_60237699823.html?spm=a2700.7724857.35.1.qMu2WL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOLY FUCK
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> check out the cigarette in his hand
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCKING LOL!
21:00 <couleurs> i want to put my lady rubber suit on that doll 
21:00 <Dugnuts> omg
21:00 <muppet> man it wants me to sign in
21:00 <Dugnuts> sex dolls on alibaba?
21:00 <Dugnuts> i thought that was just for industrial sized orders
22:00 <NightOwl1> Wtf
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm fucking dying here
22:00 <muppet> The Magnificent - Holding On To Your Love (The Magnificent [2011]) [05:24]
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me….
22:00 <Dugnuts> so you need a black male sex doll for woman
22:00 <Dugnuts> ok
22:00 <muppet> i want to see this
22:00 <NightOwl1> Stop talking to the doll kk
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> "black"
22:00 <nate> whats this dolls name?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> male sex doll
23:00 <Dugnuts> heh
23:00 <Dugnuts> its white and feminine
23:00 <Dugnuts> with huge abs
23:00 <Dugnuts> hahahah
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
23:00 <NightOwl1> He's got a good rig to be fair, he must work out
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a good set of hair too
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean, it's so realistic
23:00 <muppet> why do i feel like im missing out 
23:00 <NightOwl1> And a penchant for good red wine
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so is his cock, which is literally half the size of him
23:00 <muppet> someone put it on imgr
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ owl
24:00 <NightOwl1> He's a classy dude
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the cheetah undies ooze classs 
24:00 <Dugnuts> it only reaches his knee
24:00 <Dugnuts> that is normal right?
24:00 <Dugnuts> for mules?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. not too sure about that dug
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> google
25:00 <NightOwl1> When it's folded in half
25:00 <Dugnuts> well mine is only 7inches
25:00 <Dugnuts> but from what i see in porn
25:00 <Dugnuts> thats normal
25:00 <NightOwl1> But maybe that's just me
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <faux> Wow
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux… that doll
25:00 <faux> What a time to click in
25:00 <faux> What doll
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh scroll up 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> links
26:00 <Dugnuts> hahaaha
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> from me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Black-Male-Sex-Doll-For-Woman_60237699823.html?spm=a2700.7724857.35.1.qMu2WL
26:00 <faux> I'm busy kicking stigs ass in piol
26:00 <faux> Soz
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> check out the pics
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> later then
26:00 <faux> Wtf
26:00 <faux> Cancer patient doll
26:00 <Dugnuts> piol?
26:00 <NightOwl1> Just so you know, we were talking about it because it was modelled on me
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <muppet> LOL @ THE CIGARETTE
27:00 <Dugnuts> wtf is piol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the wine!
27:00 <faux> Pool
27:00 <faux> U fuck
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> owl, you're one short sexy mofo
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
27:00 <NightOwl1> I know right!
27:00 <Dugnuts> can i be a tall sexy mofo?
27:00 <Clarkson> you talk so much shit
27:00 <Dugnuts> im only 6ft
28:00 <faux> Lmaoo
28:00 <Dugnuts> but thats tall right?
28:00 <NightOwl1> And I have interchangeable hair depending on your mood
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like how you can accessorise with hair
28:00 <faux> Love clarkson 
28:00 <Clarkson> funny thing is, the fucking AMA protect doctors
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no 6 foot isn't tall
28:00 <faux> Have u seen the real dolls
28:00 <muppet> http://www.dvdactive.com/images/news/screenshot/2005/4/teamamericanunrar1pic4.jpg
28:00 <NightOwl1> I'm like a sex Lego man
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus i've seen real dolls
28:00 <Dugnuts> thats kate's preferred present
28:00 <muppet> the strategically palced bottle of piss
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> my preferred present?
28:00 <Dugnuts> heh
29:00 <Dugnuts> AMERICA
29:00 <Dugnuts> FUCK YEAH
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate americans
29:00 <Dugnuts> realdolls
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'm afraid of americans……
29:00 <faux> why
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> song
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> SONG
29:00 <faux> Wot
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> a song
29:00 <Dugnuts> you dont want me to sing
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> bowie
29:00 <faux> EVERYBODY HAS AIDS
29:00 <faux> Aids aids aids
29:00 <muppet> AIDS AIDS AIDS
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm dying - make me cupcakes, please
29:00 <Dugnuts> you are an aids short
30:00 <muppet> even rocky had a montaggggeeee
30:00 <Dugnuts> its 4 aids
30:00 <Dugnuts> AIDES AIDESAIDES, AIDES
30:00 <muppet> Poets of the Fall - Carnival of Rust (Carnival of Rust [2006]) [04:23]
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> carnival of gay!
31:00 <muppet> hey the video for carnival of rust got voted best finnish video of all time
31:00 <muppet> and it got reduxed recently, so theres a new hi def version of it
31:00 <muppet> they love it there
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok
31:00 <muppet> fucking finland
31:00 <muppet> this quitting smoking thing is fucking intense
32:00 <faux> Smoke cocks
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i assume it's better than death
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, smoke cock
32:00 <muppet> id hope so
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't at the moment, my throat is sore
32:00 <Maurice> Why can't we do both
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do maurice ;)
32:00 <Maurice> Same ;)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Maurice> Smoke a dick and wash it down with a cig
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS!
33:00 <faux> Gros 
34:00 <NightOwl1> So I love to eat tacos and.... never mind.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mono.. doh moment?
34:00 <Dugnuts> tee ee ee en
34:00 <Dugnuts> tee eye tee aye en ess
35:00 <Maurice> Stupid teen titans
35:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
35:00 <muppet> Mr. Bungle - Retrovertigo (The Studio Album Collection [2013]) [04:59]
35:00 <NightOwl1> Raven is hot
35:00 <Dugnuts> she's got legs
35:00 <Dugnuts> and she knows hot to use them
35:00 <Dugnuts> wait
35:00 <NightOwl1> She's got that dark mysterious thing going for her
35:00 <Dugnuts> ahve you seen go?
35:00 <Dugnuts> teen titans go?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is raven?
36:00 <Dugnuts> the girl with the hood
36:00 <Dugnuts> if you dont know, you dont know
36:00 <Maurice> The floaty one with powers
36:00 <Dugnuts> no point splainin
36:00 <Maurice> The best one so far was when Cyborg turned into his grandma
36:00 <NightOwl1> She's a bit emo
36:00 <Maurice> 'DON'T YOU BE SASSING ME'
36:00 <Dugnuts> heh
37:00 <Dugnuts> the last one
37:00 <Dugnuts> they just beat slade!
37:00 <Dugnuts> then had a clown to party
37:00 <Dugnuts> teen titans go is silly
38:00 <NightOwl1> Robin needs to get the stick out of his arse
38:00 <NightOwl1> So uptight
38:00 <Dugnuts> if starfire put out, he woudl
38:00 <Dugnuts> would
38:00 <Dugnuts> :P
38:00 <NightOwl1> True dat
39:00 <muppet> Steely Dan - Kid Charlemagne (The Very Best Of Steely Dan [2009]) [04:40]
41:00 <Dugnuts> oooh italics
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - holy fuck hannibal season 3 ep 9 is out
44:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
44:00 <muppet> Sunstorm - Lay Down Your Arms (Emotional Fire [2012]) [03:48]
44:00 <Dugnuts> dont just wet yourself
44:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
45:00 <NightOwl1> At least give us a warning so we can prepare umbrellas
45:00 <Dugnuts> heh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Dugnuts> god that girl who didnt warn me she was a squirter
45:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a pretty awesome series, just saying 
45:00 <Dugnuts> all over my fucking face
45:00 <Dugnuts> not fun
45:00 <Clarkson> how are u meant to find out where u are if ur dropped ona  fucking farm
45:00 <NightOwl1> And go pros on selfie sticks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <muppet> you know squirting is essentially pissing
46:00 <Dugnuts> for some
46:00 <muppet> its released of fluids from the bladde that have very quuickly gathered there
46:00 <muppet> there was this fucking study on it and that
46:00 <Clarkson> if i was a dude, id cum in an ice tray and make cumsicles
46:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah and next you'll tell us Santa isn't real
46:00 <Dugnuts> cumsicles
46:00 <Dugnuts> the prob with that is its like 10ml max
47:00 <Dugnuts> dont get many ice cubes that small
47:00 <muppet> and hey if catching female ejactulation in your mouth is wrong, i dont wanna be right
47:00 <NightOwl1> That would be a great lyric for a country song
48:00 <muppet> ikr
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac <--- dug was the 'squirter' like this girl?
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Squirt Pillow - That's NOT Pee... It's SQUIRT! Views: 146,783 Uploader: Love 2 Laugh Uploaded: May 28, 2013 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 2.43
49:00 <Dugnuts> nope
50:00 <Dugnuts> the only girl that i had that squirted was taller than me
50:00 <Dugnuts> only time ever ever been with a girl taller than 6ft
50:00 <Dugnuts> she was cute tho, that girl is a hambeast
50:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
51:00 <muppet> John Mayer - Neon (Room For Squares [2001]) [04:22]
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
52:00 <NightOwl1> Does a hambeast bear any relation to bacon?
53:00 <Dugnuts> ...
53:00 <Dugnuts> when was the last time you were chasing girls NightOwl1?
53:00 <NightOwl1> I'm just looking for the positive angle
53:00 <Dugnuts> hambeast is not a new term bro
54:00 <NightOwl1> Maybe she had a nice personality 
54:00 <Dugnuts> yeah sure
54:00 <Dugnuts> maybe
54:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you Mistral
54:00 <Dugnuts> fuck off
54:00 <Clarkson> if you wake up with a chogue teen and shes too young give her the shotty loaded with dick warts
54:00 <muppet> is that like swamp donkey
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is nothing wrong with ham beasts, they must really like bacon!
55:00 <NightOwl1> This is what I'm trying to ascertain
56:00 <Dugnuts> ?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think they would enjoy a slice or 2 of bacon
57:00 <Dugnuts> mmm bacon
57:00 <Dugnuts> i have bacon
57:00 <Dugnuts> want bacon and poached eggs?
57:00 <Dugnuts> thats my bfast tomoz
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew @ eggs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
58:00 <NightOwl1> How do you like your eggs in the morning kk?
58:00 <Dugnuts> wtf is wrong with you 
58:00 <muppet> John Mayer - Your Body Is a Wonderland (Room For Squares [2001]) [04:10]
58:00 <Dugnuts> eggs are awesome
59:00 <Maurice> I bet she likes her eggs unfertilised
59:00 <Dugnuts> ho ho ho
59:00 <NightOwl1> That joke never gets old
59:00 <Dugnuts> the classic comeback to the classic pickup line
00:00 <NightOwl1> It's a keeper
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Dugnuts> and you alllll know why you deserved it
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm your farm
01:00 <NightOwl1> ...... Yeah fair enough.
02:00 <Dugnuts> im perfectly calm
02:00 <Dugnuts> now that you are all deaded
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> not when you're stabbing peeps
02:00 <Dugnuts> thats something my instructor tells me
02:00 <Dugnuts> as ATC
02:00 <Dugnuts> we cant be deaded when there is an emergency
02:00 <Dugnuts> unless they hit the tower
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> well clearly it's not working when you're in a stabby mood
02:00 <Dugnuts> that dude has teh best stories
02:00 <Dugnuts> oh come on
02:00 <Dugnuts> you all deserved a stabbing
02:00 <Dugnuts> dont deny it
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
03:00 <Dugnuts> you pretty much permanently deserve one
03:00 <STINKFIST> sup babes?
03:00 <Dugnuts> your fist
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there handsome 
03:00 <Dugnuts> your butt
04:00 <Dugnuts> hmph
05:00 <Mistral> Hi Dugnuts
05:00 <Dugnuts> yeah fuck you
05:00 <Dugnuts> misquote me once
05:00 <muppet> Suicidal Tendencies - Su Casa Es Mi Casa (Free Your Soul... And Save My Mind [2000]) [04:09]
05:00 <Dugnuts> shame on me
05:00 <Dugnuts> misquote me twice...
05:00 <Dugnuts> go fuck a duck Mistral
05:00 <Clarkson> one time i dated this girl who shaved the hair above her vagina but not the hair on the sides
05:00 <STINKFIST> I said babes, plural
06:00 <STINKFIST> yet, only one babe answered
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh thats the worst Clarkson
06:00 <Clarkson> platypus id probably fuck up
06:00 <STINKFIST> hi Kate!
06:00 <muppet> better than shaving a nike tick out
06:00 <NightOwl1> Was that vaginal sideburns?
07:00 <mark> Dugnuts u raped that duck so how can he?
08:00 <Maurice> Everytime I touch my cat her paws clench tighter than a straight mans anus at a urinal in a gay bar
08:00 <STINKFIST> sounds like your cat expects you to touch her anus next
08:00 <muppet> i would too lori
08:00 <muppet> if i had claws
09:00 <Maurice> You're lucky to get near her, nevermind touch her butt
09:00 <Dugnuts> pfff
09:00 <Maurice> Shes prone to face removal
09:00 <muppet> i mean if you touched me
09:00 <Dugnuts> that duck begged for it mark
09:00 <Maurice> As in, her claws, your face
09:00 <Dugnuts> literally begged
09:00 <STINKFIST> if her claws were in my face
09:00 <muppet> Talisman - TV Reality (Humanimal (Deluxe Edition) [2012]) [04:16]
09:00 <STINKFIST> I'd expect it is pretty easy to ge to her arse
09:00 <STINKFIST> I mean, it's like what, 45cm maximum from my face
09:00 <Maurice> Ill leave it to you to find out
10:00 <muppet> yeah test it for me
10:00 <STINKFIST> not my thing usually, but in the name of science I am considering it
11:00 <muppet> top man
11:00 <STINKFIST> tell my wife, hello
11:00 <STINKFIST> and that I tried to give a cat a reach around
12:00 <STINKFIST> she knows
13:00 <Dugnuts> its a noble endeavour
14:00 <muppet> Talisman - Animal Ritual (Humanimal (Deluxe Edition) [2012]) [03:52]
18:00 <STINKFIST> The Gurge are touring
18:00 <STINKFIST> FYI
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> so is florence and the machine
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> opera house
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna go see her
21:00 <Doodle> lesbian
21:00 <muppet> the what
22:00 <Maurice> I can't be a lesbian
22:00 <Maurice> I mean, look at me, I'm gorgeous
22:00 <muppet> ah fucken tune this one
23:00 <British^Meat> engerlaaaand
23:00 <STINKFIST> I saw Pixies at Opera House
23:00 <STINKFIST> and Mogwai
23:00 <STINKFIST> both rad.
23:00 <muppet> i saw faith no more
23:00 <STINKFIST> at Opera House?!
23:00 <Dugnuts> there is a gremlins theatre act?
23:00 <muppet> at bassendean oval
23:00 <STINKFIST> less interesting.
24:00 <STINKFIST> I've seen them twice, neither at Opera House
24:00 <STINKFIST> but both times were rad
24:00 <muppet> Lynch Mob - Dance Of The Dogs (Wicked Sensation [1990]) [03:47]
24:00 <STINKFIST> problem with The Gurge show is, Dillinger are playing the same night
24:00 <muppet> i caught anthrax that day too
24:00 <STINKFIST> I saw The Gurge in the middle of China
24:00 <STINKFIST> and it was sweet
24:00 <STINKFIST> and I've seen Dillinger twice
24:00 <STINKFIST> but both times it has been the best show I've ever seen
25:00 <muppet> you know what the best gig ive ever seen is... not joking, zz top
25:00 <Maurice> I've seen Justine Clarke and Mr Maker..
25:00 <Clarkson> now im stuck with brainz the faggot
25:00 <STINKFIST> so the question is: do I see The Gurge or Dillinger?
25:00 <muppet> depends. how do yo feel
26:00 <Doodle> what does your boyfriend want to see
26:00 <muppet> lel
27:00 <Maurice> Come on Doodle, you let me down
27:00 <Maurice> (23:22:42) (Maurice): I can't be a lesbian
27:00 <Maurice> (23:22:47) (Maurice): I mean, look at me, I'm gorgeous
27:00 <Doodle> i couldnt type lol
27:00 <Doodle> my hands were full
27:00 <STINKFIST> my boyfriend lets me see you swallow dozens of loads
27:00 <Maurice> Hot
27:00 <STINKFIST> but I've seen that heaps
27:00 <STINKFIST> so I am leaning towards Dillinger
27:00 <B1{MIA}> [01:25] <STINKFIST> so the question is: do I see The Gurge or Dillinger?
27:00 <Maurice> Loads of lezzers are gorgeous, like... VELMA FROM SCOOBY DOO
27:00 <Doodle> mm dozens of loads of ice cream
27:00 <B1{MIA}> Dillinger
27:00 <STINKFIST> B1{MIA}, I reckon mate
27:00 <STINKFIST> do love The Gurge
28:00 <STINKFIST> but Dillinger rock the fuck out
28:00 <B1{MIA}> heard of Batpiss?
28:00 <STINKFIST> no mate
28:00 <STINKFIST> they affiliated?
28:00 <B1{MIA}> seeing them tomorrow night
28:00 <B1{MIA}> well tonight
28:00 <B1{MIA}> hang on 
28:00 <B1{MIA}> will grab ya a clip
28:00 <STINKFIST> rad
29:00 <B1{MIA}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AixU9XKgXFc
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATPISS - THE STORE Views: 1,900 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 5m47s Rating: 5.00
29:00 <STINKFIST> if it involves 'ice cream' send it to Doodle
29:00 <STINKFIST> if it involves doodle, send it to Doodle too
29:00 <B1{MIA}> I think the last time they played Syd they played at Frankies
29:00 <Doodle> if it involves the 90s send it to STINKFIST
29:00 <muppet> Tuff - Glamour Girls (The Glam Years 1985-1989 [2015]) [03:43]
29:00 <STINKFIST> hell yeah
29:00 <STINKFIST> anything 40s to 2010s
29:00 <STINKFIST> send it to me
29:00 <Maurice> If it involves Doodle, send him to me
29:00 <STINKFIST> if it involves being IRC rad, send it to Doodle
29:00 <Doodle> ;)
29:00 <STINKFIST> he has it covered
30:00 <Doodle> -irc
30:00 <STINKFIST> +mIRC
30:00 <Dugnuts> i put out
30:00 <Dugnuts> so its a win win
30:00 <Dugnuts> :P
30:00 <STINKFIST> oh realy?
30:00 <STINKFIST> want to come to see Dillinger Dugnuts?
30:00 <Dugnuts> tell me about it
30:00 <Dugnuts> i might
30:00 <STINKFIST> B1{MIA} - I haven't been to Frankies, but I hear good things
31:00 <STINKFIST> along the lines of pizza and punk, that works for me
31:00 <STINKFIST> Dugnuts -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEDlO-jRNZo
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: the Dillinger Escape Plan - Sunshine the Werewolf Views: 156,206 Uploader: Amaelwen Uploaded: Sep 14, 2008 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 4.81
31:00 <STINKFIST> consider yourself told.
31:00 <Dugnuts> im listening
31:00 <Dugnuts> if this is bs you better be ready for a belting
31:00 <muppet> Dokken - Heaven Sent (Back For The Attack [1987]) [04:53]
31:00 <STINKFIST> not sure about BS
31:00 <STINKFIST> but its loud :)
32:00 <Dugnuts> ....
32:00 <Dugnuts> this sucks bro
32:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah they're playing at a tiny venue in Ballarat ... should be good
32:00 <Dugnuts> if i wanted to hear people scream i'd listen to rammstein
32:00 <Dugnuts> at least they have good musak
32:00 <STINKFIST> does your mum know you're hardcore
32:00 <STINKFIST> ?
32:00 <STINKFIST> might need an intervention
33:00 <STINKFIST> I'm trying to think of a time Rammstein screamed
33:00 <STINKFIST> they got set on fire and were still pretty relaxed about it
33:00 <B1{MIA}> ah yah, fire ... like it vill be ok yah?
34:00 <faux> Kyle :')
34:00 <STINKFIST> ze enghaneers ah qwalifired yah?
34:00 <STINKFIST> hello little dumplink
34:00 <STINKFIST> anyhow - I am not trying to say you HAVE to like Dillinger
35:00 <Maurice> faux, I have a bone to pick with you
35:00 <STINKFIST> but Rammstein... crikey
35:00 <Doodle> me too
35:00 <B1{MIA}> but if you don't you're fucked
35:00 <Maurice> Mines not rude like Doodles
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <faux> what'd I docnow
35:00 <B1{MIA}> nothing like Rammstien
35:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
35:00 <Maurice> The other day you mentioned a movie that had someone exercising in front of the tv
35:00 <Maurice> It has been pissing me off
35:00 <B1{MIA}> STINKFIST
35:00 <Maurice> Coz I have seen that recently
35:00 <B1{MIA}> how good is this?
35:00 <B1{MIA}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmyy6rvcHJk
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATPISS - LOOSE SCREWS Views: 25,145 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Oct 30, 2013 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.83
35:00 <faux> What q as it
35:00 <faux> Was it
36:00 <faux> Cos I still can't remember 
36:00 <Maurice> I don't know, thats why it's pissing me off@!#$%^&
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <muppet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQJXu_NynZc
36:00 <Maurice> The most recent movies I've watched were Adam Sandler ones
36:00 <Maurice> And Hall Pass
36:00 <faux> Me too
36:00 <STINKFIST> I warn you B1{MIA} - I am listening through a single ear phone
36:00 <Maurice> Which is on again now
36:00 <STINKFIST> cos the other one is fucked
36:00 <Dugnuts> what movies has he done lately?
36:00 <faux> im pretty sure it was Owen Wilson 
36:00 <faux> riding the bike 
36:00 <Maurice> I have googled all sorts of shit
36:00 <Dugnuts> heh
36:00 <Dugnuts> owen wilson
36:00 <Doodle> me too Maurice
36:00 <Maurice> He was a bachelor, yeah?
36:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
36:00 <Maurice> I'd love to browse your history one day ;)
36:00 <Doodle> its all porn and cats
37:00 <STINKFIST> these dudes local El Bastardo?
37:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is hotguyfgt
37:00 <Maurice> Mine too
37:00 <Doodle> twinsies
37:00 <STINKFIST> just me Clarkson
37:00 <Clarkson> i woudlnt fuck with that shit unless its a lappy battery
37:00 <STINKFIST> wanna fuck?
37:00 <faux> I'm off 2 sleep
37:00 <faux> Keep googling maurice 
37:00 <faux> I believe I ni
37:00 <Maurice> Nou
37:00 <faux> In u
37:00 <Maurice> It's all your fault
37:00 <faux> No I'm tired 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah from Melbourne
38:00 <Doodle> me2
38:00 <Doodle> nini
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I cornered them in a carpark after a gig supporting someone else 
38:00 <STINKFIST> Melb eh
38:00 <STINKFIST> good gear
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they shat all over everything that night
38:00 <STINKFIST> I am keen to hear about some rad Sydney bands
38:00 <Bastardly_One> only taken them 9 months to come back
38:00 <STINKFIST> wouldnt mind getting amongst the local scene
38:00 <Bastardly_One> better venue this time
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy cunts
38:00 <Clarkson> sad case fucks
38:00 <Maurice> Hang on
38:00 <STINKFIST> I'll be the suit amongst the hipsters, but fuck those cunts, someone needs to bring irt
38:00 <Maurice> It's not Zoolander is it?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> beard + suit = sex on legs
39:00 <faux> Adios amigos :*
39:00 <STINKFIST> I don't have a beard
39:00 <Maurice> FAUX
39:00 <Maurice> Is it Zoolander?
39:00 <STINKFIST> I have hygiene instead
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> well grow one
39:00 <STINKFIST> I hope that's attractive
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old and I don't give a a fuck so a suit wouldn't matter
39:00 <Maurice> Coz I watched that recently too
40:00 <Maurice> I have a beard
40:00 <STINKFIST> I prefer the short cut approach
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a suit?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so we should fuck maurice !
40:00 <faux> No
40:00 <Maurice> I have a birthday suit
40:00 <faux> Not zoolander
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not the same
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
40:00 <faux> nighty night
40:00 <Maurice> Ciao
41:00 <muppet> Dokken - Mr. Scary (Back For The Attack [1987]) [04:29]
41:00 <Bastardly_One> STINKFIST
41:00 <Maurice> Righto
41:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna brave the cold and risk my nipples and have a smoke
41:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me who these guys remind you of
41:00 <Bastardly_One> UgeBcBHOxUY
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgeBcBHOxUY
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FLOUR - Silver Spoon Views: 1,799 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Apr 22, 2015 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 5.00
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm asking as I can't put my finger on it 
42:00 <Dugnuts> take that!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't feel a thing
43:00 <STINKFIST> relax
43:00 <STINKFIST> turn around take my hand
44:00 <STINKFIST> night babes
44:00 <STINKFIST> have a blast
45:00 <STINKFIST> need to be at training in the morning
45:00 <Dugnuts> oh stinkfist
45:00 <Dugnuts> what made your fist so stinky
46:00 <muppet> Firehouse - Rock On the Radio (Firehouse [1990]) [04:45]
56:00 <katatonic_kate01>  Maybe this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw 
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tool - Stinkfist [hq - fullscreen] Views: 14,045,076 Uploader: areneros Uploaded: May 15, 2006 Duration: 5m14s Rating: 4.86
58:00 <Dugnuts> wtf, theres a new mission impossible
00:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Dugnuts> ...
01:00 <Dugnuts> come on lori
01:00 <Dugnuts> dont be like that
01:00 <Maurice> I can't stand that fucker
01:00 <Dugnuts> edge of tomorrow was good
01:00 <Dugnuts> look
01:00 <Dugnuts> tom cruise is insane
01:00 <Dugnuts> granted
01:00 <Dugnuts> but he makes good movies
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes is
02:00 <Maurice> I don't like any of his movies
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> risky business was good thats about it
02:00 <Maurice> He needs a punch in the face
02:00 <Dugnuts> mission impossible
02:00 <muppet> cocktail wasnt bad
02:00 <Dugnuts> top gun
02:00 <Dugnuts> cocktail
02:00 <muppet> days of thunder
02:00 <Dugnuts> yup
02:00 <Maurice> And I don't know about you, I don't eat lamb, but if mum was cooking a lamb roast, I'd eat that rather than go on a date with him
02:00 <Dugnuts> he hasnt had many bad ones
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <Dugnuts> you are old lori
03:00 <Dugnuts> i remember that ad :P
03:00 <Maurice> Most of us here are
03:00 <Dugnuts> i know
03:00 <Dugnuts> i told a girl earlier that most of us were over 30
03:00 <Dugnuts> she left straight away
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> good, she escaped
03:00 <muppet> you need to be more gentle about things
03:00 <Maurice> I just had a bday too
03:00 <Maurice> Double whammy
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is soon
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
04:00 <Maurice> The husbands is next, he's even older than me so I feel better
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw yeah mine is getting older too
05:00 <Dugnuts> well you were a grave robber
05:00 <Dugnuts> HAHAHHAHA
05:00 <Dugnuts> tom cruise does lip sync battle
05:00 <Dugnuts> look it up~!!!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
05:00 <muppet> Firehouse - Reach for the Sky (Hold Your Fire [1992]) [04:47]
05:00 <Dugnuts> duuun dundundundund
05:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
05:00 <Dugnuts> you know whats coming
05:00 <Maurice> I watched it
05:00 <muppet> the clip of him telling letterman how he was flying a plane and cut off the guy in the backs oxygen was pretty amusing
05:00 <Maurice> I didn't like it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> a kick in the throat?
06:00 <Dugnuts> ... have you seen risky business?
06:00 <Maurice> So far the best lip syncs were The Rock and the trio of Fallon, Hart and Ferrell
06:00 <Maurice> Oh and Emma Stone was pretty good
06:00 <Dugnuts> heh
06:00 <Dugnuts> that was good
06:00 <muppet> is there anything the rock isnt good at
06:00 <Maurice> I don't think so
06:00 <muppet> he absolved hulk of sins with one line
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, acting mostly 
06:00 <Dugnuts> not the best dancer
06:00 <Maurice> I'd like to test his sexual prowess
06:00 <Dugnuts> he is ok
06:00 <muppet> "weve all talked trash"
06:00 <Dugnuts> but not great
06:00 <muppet> HUMBLE
07:00 <muppet> how he bought his mum a car and that
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was great in fast and the furious 7 - he said about 3 words
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> almost up there with arnie
07:00 <muppet> fast7 was fucked
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it was epic 
07:00 <Dugnuts> i havent seen it yet
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was laughing the whole way through it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh, don't
08:00 <Dugnuts> its justm fast and furious isnt it?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and epic stunts that are so unrealistic 
08:00 <Maurice> Look how disrepectful katatonic_kate01 is to that dead dudes movie
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> vin was fucking hawt tho
08:00 <muppet> i caught it at the movies, it wasnt bad
08:00 <muppet> better than mad max
08:00 <Maurice> My husband gets shitty whenever I mention anything about The Rock
08:00 <muppet> mad max was just ice road truckers on sand and tom hardy looking confused
08:00 <Maurice> And I don't even really have a hotnut for him, but I can appreciate him
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> mad max was epic too
09:00 <Maurice> Oh man, mad max is SO FUCKING SHIT
09:00 <Dugnuts> omg
09:00 <muppet> WAR RIG?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….. 
09:00 <muppet> it was just "RIG"
09:00 <Dugnuts> how good was the war rig!!!
09:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you lori
09:00 <Maurice> Pass
09:00 <Dugnuts> you have no taste
09:00 <Dugnuts> officially
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Dugnuts> as of now
09:00 <Maurice> I have plenty, which is why I wont do you ;)
09:00 <muppet> i suspect tom hardy was looking confiused cos even george miller didnt know what was going on
09:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haw
09:00 <Dugnuts> married, any sexual opinion is moot
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please
10:00 <Dugnuts> bitch plase
10:00 <Dugnuts> halp
10:00 <Dugnuts>  HALP
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd be surprised how awesome married sex is
10:00 <Clarkson> dont be hatin you ugly mofo
10:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
10:00 <muppet> im sure its lovely
10:00 <Dugnuts> ive had in love sex
10:00 <muppet> how delightful
10:00 <Maurice> The best was Tom Hardys myspace pics
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't even need to try! 
10:00 <Clarkson> like vommiting and shit
10:00 <Dugnuts> making love i called it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> making love
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
11:00 <Dugnuts> but doesnt mean your opinion of single peeps means squat
11:00 <Maurice> Married sex means anything goes, coz short of divorce, they've gotta put up with it
11:00 <muppet> you know what male actor is pretty fucking badass
11:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
11:00 <Clarkson> Fatty u r pussy
11:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
11:00 <muppet> chris hemsworth
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
11:00 <muppet> the only way they coulda made him sexier is make him a 70's formula 1 racer
11:00 <muppet> and they did
11:00 <muppet> id have sex with that guy
11:00 <Maurice> http://images.ok.co.uk/1433246221_tom-hardy-2.jpg
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
11:00 <Clarkson> beehhh: no one ever knows what the fuck you're talking about mate
11:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
11:00 <Dugnuts> you tell him clarky
12:00 <muppet> serious? hes heaps more goodlooking now
12:00 <Clarkson> who thinks he knows shit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> in what world?
12:00 <Maurice> https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/ad_171087268.jpg
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd rather go without, personally 
12:00 <muppet> with his confused expression
12:00 <Dugnuts> hahhaa
12:00 <muppet> LOL
12:00 <Dugnuts> on fb i saw this gold coast cops vid
12:00 <muppet> classy
12:00 <muppet> grabbing on his hangdown
12:00 <Dugnuts> of some drug dealing douche
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on that note i'm going to bed
12:00 <Dugnuts> recorded a vid of his abs with his stash of weed
13:00 <Dugnuts> cops laughed the whole time as they booked him
13:00 <muppet> i really want a cigarette
13:00 <Dugnuts> and i want a bj
13:00 <Dugnuts> you cant always get what you want
13:00 <Maurice> Woah, was reading Chris Hemsworth and Christina Applegate is on tv and she goes 'I got hit by Chris Hemsworths.. penis'
13:00 <Dugnuts> but sometimes
13:00 <Dugnuts> you find
13:00 <Dugnuts> you get what you neeeed
14:00 <Dugnuts> .. wha
14:00 <Maurice> She's promoting her movie
14:00 <Dugnuts> that girl will never wash... whatever part got hit by his wang
14:00 <Maurice> Which is a version of National Lampoon
14:00 <Dugnuts> what now
14:00 <Maurice> Apparently it's the son
14:00 <Dugnuts> ok
14:00 <Dugnuts> deets lori
14:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
14:00 <Maurice> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1524930/
14:00 <Maurice> The Griswold son
15:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhhh
15:00 <Dugnuts> the new vacation
15:00 <Dugnuts> awesome :D
15:00 <Maurice> Oh good, Chevy is in it
15:00 <Maurice> Hes hilarious in Community
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahahha
16:00 <Dugnuts> when he left
16:00 <Dugnuts> comm went downhill
16:00 <Maurice> I loved how racist he was
16:00 <Dugnuts> tho rick and morty is awesome
16:00 <Dugnuts> by dan harmon as well
16:00 <Dugnuts> creator of community
16:00 <Maurice> Assuming Shirley and Troy were related
16:00 <Dugnuts> ...
16:00 <Dugnuts> what
17:00 <Maurice> In Community
17:00 <Dugnuts> i must have missed that ep
17:00 <Maurice> Seriously, fucking keep up
17:00 <Dugnuts> or it was a long time ago
17:00 <Maurice> Coz they're both black
17:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
17:00 <Dugnuts> i cant remember everything
17:00 <Maurice> He used to always mention them being mother and son
17:00 <Dugnuts> i have to remember all the losers names around here
17:00 <Dugnuts> separation standards between a/c so they dont fucking hit each other
17:00 <Clarkson> Doodle how many times did you have sex this year?
17:00 <Maurice> Turns out you can't remember anything
18:00 <Dugnuts> time standards, DME standards, procedural ILS standards
18:00 <Dugnuts> names mean fuck all to me
18:00 <Clarkson> i just laugh at the cunt
18:00 <Maurice> It's the 1st of August, it's officially the horses birthday
18:00 <Maurice> So if you should see a horse today, with it a happy bday
18:00 <Maurice> Wish*
18:00 <Dugnuts> i will with the horth a happy birthday
19:00 <Maurice> If horses were born say, on the 30th of July, the owners would hide them until after Aug 1st
19:00 <Maurice> Otherwise on aug 1st, they'd be classed as a year old, instead of 2 days old
19:00 <Maurice> Horse people are weird
20:00 <dematerialised> why do you know that
20:00 <Maurice> My dad was a jockey :/
20:00 <Maurice> Hence how tall I am
20:00 <dematerialised> well that explains everything
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <Maurice> SHADDUP
20:00 <Maurice> The only thing I never learnt, was how to put a bet on at the TAB
20:00 <Maurice> I still can't figure it out
24:00 <Dugnuts> you get the slip
24:00 <Dugnuts> tick a few boxes
24:00 <Dugnuts> put it in
24:00 <Dugnuts> and pay what they ask for
24:00 <Dugnuts> thats about all i unnerstan
25:00 <Maurice> Me too
25:00 <Maurice> You gotta do db1, spcbakedbeans3 and whatnot, depending on the race
25:00 <Dugnuts> you are talking gibberish
25:00 <Dugnuts> stop
25:00 <Maurice> I might have fudged the race codes, but thats the gist of it
26:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
26:00 <Dugnuts> i say
26:00 <Dugnuts> "multi on the next race pls"
26:00 <Maurice> You put the race code, the race number, the win, place, tri or whatever, then the amount
26:00 <Dugnuts> that seems to work
26:00 <Maurice> But I dunno how
26:00 <Dugnuts> me either
26:00 <Dugnuts> its voodoo
26:00 <Dugnuts> for gamblers
26:00 <Maurice> Who are you saying it to? You have to fill it in yourself
27:00 <Dugnuts> do I?
27:00 <Dugnuts> i unno
27:00 <Maurice> Melb Cup it would have taken me 3 weeks to place the bets, I gave them to my brother and he had them done in under a minute
27:00 <Maurice> Smoko
34:00 <Dugnuts> woooo
34:00 <Dugnuts> i win
34:00 <Dugnuts> I WIN
35:00 <Maurice> What are you winning
35:00 <Dugnuts> bets
35:00 <Dugnuts> i guess
35:00 <Dugnuts> its not life
35:00 <Dugnuts> im still here alone
35:00 <Maurice> I'm only here with pussy
35:00 <Clarkson> who likes jizz in the face?
35:00 <Maurice> Everyone, Clarkson
35:00 <Clarkson> ur two fav gay sports r on :P
35:00 <Dugnuts> lonely island
35:00 <Dugnuts> and lori
05:00 <Dugnuts> whats wrong with you Lumeah
05:00 <sewer> Dugnuts are you drunk?
05:00 <Dugnuts> who the hell are you sewer
05:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck is that legless cunt doing
06:00 <sewer> who the fuck are you!
07:00 <Dugnuts> i was here first mofo
07:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is Shaun
07:00 <Dugnuts> you answer my questions bitch
09:00 <sewer> I did
09:00 <Dugnuts> really
09:00 <Dugnuts> so
09:00 <Dugnuts> i asked who you are
10:00 <Dugnuts> where exactly was your answer
10:00 <Dugnuts> i mean, i can say i beat the allfather and how control the yggdrasil
10:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt make it true
10:00 <sewer> are you drunk?
11:00 <Dugnuts> who
11:00 <Dugnuts> are you
12:00 <sewer> i told you
12:00 <sewer> who are you
12:00 <Dugnuts> no you didnt
12:00 <Dugnuts> dont bs me
12:00 <Dugnuts> you tell me who the fuck you are
12:00 <Dugnuts> i answer your questions
12:00 <Dugnuts> pretty simple sewer
13:00 <sewer> its not
13:00 <sewer> i answered
13:00 <Dugnuts> no
13:00 <Dugnuts> you didnt
13:00 <Dugnuts> since you claim that
13:00 <Dugnuts> and you are obviously lying
13:00 <Dugnuts> cant believe a word you say
13:00 <Dugnuts> so
13:00 <Dugnuts> you can fuck right off
15:00 <sewer> why dont you shut the fuck up Dugnuts
15:00 <Dugnuts> again
15:00 <Dugnuts> i was here first
15:00 <Dugnuts> you have done nothing but lie since you got here
16:00 <Dugnuts> why dont you shut the fuck up you collection of bodily waste and decomposition gases
16:00 <Dugnuts> nothing?
16:00 <Dugnuts> figures
19:00 <sewer> why dont you go fuck a pig
19:00 <Dugnuts> you'll give up first dips?
19:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt expect that from a shitball like you
19:00 <Dugnuts> heh
19:00 <Dugnuts> dibs
20:00 <Dugnuts> and you are thinking
20:00 <Dugnuts> alright
20:00 <Dugnuts> you slow motherfucker
20:00 <Dugnuts> im sure you will eventually think of a comeback
20:00 <Dugnuts> i'll just be asleep over here while you think
21:00 <sewer> dugnuts the loser from melbourne
21:00 <Dugnuts> sewer the loser from nowhere
21:00 <Dugnuts> oooooh
21:00 <Dugnuts> scary
21:00 <Dugnuts> we have labels
22:00 <Dugnuts> if you took less than 3minutes to think of a comeback i might take you seriously
22:00 <Dugnuts> as it is, are you are product of incest?
23:00 <Dugnuts> is your mum also your sister?
23:00 <Dugnuts> or is your dad your brother/uncle?
24:00 <sewer> Dugnuts bet it feels shit you couldnt even get a fuck off jen
24:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh one of those
24:00 <Dugnuts> good luck with your troll
24:00 <Dugnuts> tell you what
25:00 <Maurice> Everyone got a fuck off her
25:00 <Dugnuts> when you get an IQ over 85
25:00 <Dugnuts> let me know
25:00 <Dugnuts> btw one of teh signals is that you can string 3 words together in less than 10 seconds
25:00 <Dugnuts> GOOD LUCK
26:00 <sewer> Dugnuts you have a trouble of even typing mate
26:00 <Dugnuts> i have a trouble
26:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
26:00 <Dugnuts> a trouble
26:00 <Maurice> You have a trouble of even typing
26:00 <sewer> Maurice did you get a fuck off her also?
26:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
26:00 <Clarkson> and then call someone a whore
26:00 <Dugnuts> moron
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah, and as a result, my dick fell off
26:00 <Dugnuts> you have a trouble of even thinking mate
26:00 <Dugnuts> a whole trouble
26:00 <Dugnuts> not a part trouble
26:00 <Dugnuts> but one whole trouble
26:00 <sewer> Dugnuts you should give up the drink
27:00 <Dugnuts> you should give up the think sewer
27:00 <Dugnuts> obviously it hasnt worked for you thus far
27:00 <Dugnuts> accept your place in life
27:00 <Dugnuts> you will forever be a garbo
27:00 <Dugnuts> if you are lucky
27:00 <sewer> lol
27:00 <Dugnuts> lolaphone
27:00 <sewer> Dugnuts you tried to fuck jen that is very pathetic
28:00 <Dugnuts> omg i can say lol when i have no comeback too
28:00 <Dugnuts> lol lol lol
28:00 <Dugnuts> LOL
28:00 <Maurice> Didn't Dugnuts actually bang her
28:00 <Dugnuts> shh lori
28:00 <Dugnuts> shhh
28:00 <sewer> nah he didn't
28:00 <Maurice> Everyone else did, why not him?
28:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i didnt
28:00 <sewer> unless she lies
28:00 <sewer> obviously something to hide for a reason
28:00 <Dugnuts> nah she is a bastion of truth
29:00 <Dugnuts> no sexy times here
29:00 <Clarkson> that fart was
29:00 <sewer> was her pussy on fire?
29:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt know
29:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt get near it
29:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
30:00 <Maurice> Yeah, neither did the rest of the channel
30:00 <sewer> just tell the truth Dugnuts
30:00 <sewer> because you lie a lot about the "females" here
30:00 <Dugnuts> do I?
31:00 <Dugnuts> what lies have i told exactly
31:00 <Maurice> Hang on hang on, has like, 5 guys from here bullshitted about her?
31:00 <sewer> possibly Maurice
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah I doubt that
31:00 <Maurice> Common denominator
33:00 <sewer> well I worry about both
33:00 <sewer> because she is not something to brag about
34:00 <Dugnuts> who's bragging?
34:00 <Dugnuts> stryker was the other day
34:00 <sewer> about fucking jen?
34:00 <Clarkson> teen males ew - stinky and cunts basically 
34:00 <sewer> did he have a go too?
35:00 <Dugnuts> did you?
36:00 <sewer> no thanks
36:00 <sewer> im not desperate
36:00 <Dugnuts> ahhhh
38:00 <sewer> you must be so fucked up lol
39:00 <Dugnuts> must I?
39:00 <Dugnuts> ok
39:00 <Dugnuts> again
39:00 <Dugnuts> who are you?
44:00 <sewer> pollock
44:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
45:00 <Dugnuts> well
45:00 <Dugnuts> enjoy your sewer gasses
46:00 <sewer> enjoy thinking you fucked jen
49:00 <sewer> Dugnuts how does it feel to lie about liinda too?
53:00 <Dugnuts> i havent lied once on here sewer
53:00 <Dugnuts> but good to know who you are
53:00 <sewer> why lie about her?
54:00 <Dugnuts> again
54:00 <Dugnuts> i havent lied once
54:00 <Dugnuts> i never said i did anything with liinda
54:00 <Dugnuts> but hey, if it makes you feel better, go ahead
55:00 <sewer> you did
55:00 <Dugnuts> not once
55:00 <sewer> liinda thinks you are a fuckwit
56:00 <Dugnuts> yup
56:00 <Dugnuts> go on
09:00 <sewer> Dugnuts speak up 
09:00 <Dugnuts> about what?
09:00 <sewer> about jen and liinda
09:00 <Dugnuts> havent said anything about either
09:00 <Dugnuts> but sure
09:00 <Dugnuts> make shit up
09:00 <Clarkson> you must remember one thing, i dont fuck on the first date
09:00 <Dugnuts> that seems your style
09:00 <sewer> you said you fucked her
10:00 <Dugnuts> who?
10:00 <Dugnuts> i havent said i fucked anyone
10:00 <sewer> jen
10:00 <Dugnuts> dunno who you hear shit from
10:00 <Dugnuts> but i havent claimed anything of the sort
11:00 <DoC> LOL
11:00 <DoC> lmao @ Clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> id fuck my own anal if i had a 27.7 inch dick
12:00 <sewer> he would
12:00 <sewer> jen would fuck her own ass too
12:00 <sewer> Dugnuts lost his chance
13:00 <Dugnuts> mmkl
16:00 <Dugnuts> so im guessing you are a sydney person
16:00 <sewer> nope melbourne
17:00 <Dugnuts> ....
17:00 <Dugnuts> ok
17:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
17:00 <sewer> Dugnuts why dont you go to bed?
18:00 <Dugnuts> sewer: why dont you crawl into your namesake and die
18:00 <Dugnuts> that would be cool
19:00 <sewer> why would I do that?
19:00 <Dugnuts> you deliberately name yourself after the pipe where piss and shit flow
19:00 <Clarkson> i use my dick 
19:00 <Dugnuts> who knows what the fuck is going on with you
19:00 <DoC> who lost the plot?
20:00 <sewer> what is going on with me?
20:00 <sewer> dude im not the one who thinks they fucked jen
20:00 <sewer> or claiming to be
20:00 <Dugnuts> i havent claimed anything
20:00 <Dugnuts> glad you feel like you know everyting and come on at 4 in the morning to tell everyone tho
20:00 <Dugnuts> thats cool
23:00 <sewer> Dugnuts
23:00 <sewer> why are you still awake?
23:00 <Dugnuts> getting ready for late shift next week
23:00 <Dugnuts> whats your excuse shitpipe?
23:00 <steven_> 'waiting for a mate'
24:00 <Dugnuts> nothing else going on in your life?
24:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
24:00 <sewer> Dugnuts im just home thought id come see you online
24:00 <sewer> the lonesome losers
24:00 <Dugnuts> heh, you realise that by coming on, you are part of that group right?
25:00 <Dugnuts> or is that lost on you?
25:00 <Dugnuts> probably
25:00 <sewer> lolllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
25:00 <Dugnuts> lol
25:00 <Dugnuts> glad to know my audience
25:00 <Dugnuts> i'll talk slowly from now on
26:00 <steven_> im going to bed
26:00 <sewer> Dugnuts why are you awake
26:00 <Dugnuts> i just answered your question
26:00 <sewer> steven_ is dumb cunt loser
26:00 <Clarkson> plenty if girls want dick Calin, explain your dicks malfunction 
26:00 <steven_> im staying up
26:00 <Dugnuts> is your short term memory that bad?
26:00 <sewer> desperate for any pedo on his room
26:00 <steven_> sewer
26:00 <Dugnuts> i can understand you are a fucking moron
26:00 <steven_> you shaved yur monobrow yet?
26:00 <Dugnuts> but seriously
26:00 <sewer> Dugnuts is your penis hard for jen?
26:00 <Dugnuts> cant remember something for a minute?
26:00 <Dugnuts> how retarded are you sewer?
27:00 <steven_> sewer has one eyebrow
27:00 <sewer> Dugnuts did you see her pussy?
27:00 <Dugnuts> you know the square block goes in teh square hole right?
27:00 <Dugnuts> i know its confusing
27:00 <Dugnuts> there is a triangle and a circle
27:00 <Dugnuts> but trust me here
27:00 <sewer> does the bent cock go in the broke pussy?
27:00 <Dugnuts> keep your story straight
28:00 <Dugnuts> either i claimed i fucked her and didnt
28:00 <Dugnuts> or i did
28:00 <sewer> I am
28:00 <Dugnuts> get your shit straight
28:00 <sewer> Dugnuts you tell me
28:00 <sewer> did you or not
28:00 <Dugnuts> you seem to know the whole story fuckwit
28:00 <Dugnuts> you tell me
28:00 <Dugnuts> but get your shit straight
28:00 <Clarkson> damn it matthew come back, we'll hang shit it'll be great
29:00 <Dugnuts> otherwise you just look like more of a retard
29:00 <Clarkson> red alert is what u say when u see dog shit on a foot path
29:00 <Dugnuts> i know its hard to imagine that
29:00 <Dugnuts> but its true
31:00 <sewer> Dugnuts how does it feel she dont like you
31:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt know, how does it feel talking bullshit all the time?
32:00 <sewer> not bullshit
32:00 <Dugnuts> i have a feeling it syncs with your inflated self image
32:00 <sewer> its truth
32:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha call me skeptical of a guy named after teh pipes that shit and piss literally run through
33:00 <Dugnuts> and you chose that name yourself
33:00 <Dugnuts> you obviously feel that you represtent a sewer
33:00 <Dugnuts> full of shit and piss
33:00 <sewer> no im full of liindas pussy
33:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha and im the one talking shit
33:00 <Dugnuts> mmmk
34:00 <Dugnuts> well
34:00 <Dugnuts> im bored now
34:00 <Dugnuts> night asshole
34:00 <Clarkson> crash is going to gon and on and then post a gay porno website i just know it. just like bee hornet. i swear this crash wants anus. mine talks a lot i spose. i think he picked up on my anus talking in farts and went on to me hes.... he's cracking onto me!
34:00 <sewer> she told me you are a loser
34:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
34:00 <sewer> and should stop talking to her and obsessing over her
34:00 <sewer> and telling ppl she is yours
34:00 <sewer> or you could have her
34:00 <sewer> you sick fuck
34:00 <sewer> stay with 1 pig
34:00 <Dugnuts> keep making shit up
34:00 <Dugnuts> you are good at that
34:00 <sewer> she is happy with her bf
34:00 <sewer> she dont want you pedo
34:00 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLL
35:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you should find a new purpose with your life
35:00 <Dugnuts> instead of lying about others
35:00 <sewer> lolllllllllllllllll
29:00 <lumeah2> Just cuz sez isn't here doesn't mean noone talks huh? 
33:00 <lumeah2> Tut tut tut. 
33:00 <lumeah2> Whipped... 
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Busta Rhymes - Break Ya Neck.mp3 (8.1MB 192kbps Stereo 5:53)
46:00 <British^Meat> wow, did i not call it
46:00 <British^Meat> did i not foresee that ban incomming?
46:00 <British^Meat> gawsh
46:00 <Doodle> you and blind freddy
46:00 <British^Meat> greets doods
47:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
47:00 <British^Meat> u know that giant lesbian is still here watching, makes it funnier
47:00 <British^Meat> just play some gaymes
47:00 <Doodle> yeah
47:00 <British^Meat> then im actually gonna bake a cake
47:00 <Doodle> steam coming out of ears time
47:00 <British^Meat> heh yup
48:00 <Doodle> dont tell kate you baked a cake
48:00 <Doodle> you may lose an arm
48:00 <British^Meat> lol?
48:00 <Doodle> ^_^
48:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11822505_10207365491445626_4425179694347805597_n.jpg?oh=eb97115035ce06c66555ac75bef79a43&oe=5648B2D4&__gda__=1447946461_a691a1a57934200f462561bc5b96bc70
48:00 <Doodle> bad day
49:00 <British^Meat> hah
49:00 <British^Meat> im always paranoid about that happening
49:00 <Doodle> i was, one of my old cars had an aftermarket bonnet
49:00 <Doodle> used to flap around
50:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11828617_10207365491605630_1027648690520380182_n.jpg?oh=1e612eefbeea863fcfcab28d86c28adf&oe=565954E2&__gda__=1447052679_30ee00800da91876587754a89212fe4c
50:00 <Doodle> shows how strong carbon fibre is tho
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird.mp3 (5.45MB 128kbps Stereo 5:57)
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube - Check Yo Self.mp3 (4.65MB 192kbps Stereo 3:23)
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People.mp3 (3.4MB 128kbps Stereo 3:42)
05:00 <British^Meat> bwhalols
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paul Kelly And The Coloured Girls - Dumb Things.mp3 (3.75MB 128kbps Stereo 4:05)
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mika - Big Girls (You Are Beautiful).mp3 (9.54MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 4:10)
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tokyo Ghetto Pussy - Everybody On The Floor.mp3 (3.34MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:39)
16:00 <Dugnuts> urg
16:00 <Dugnuts> morning
16:00 <Doodle> afternoon
16:00 <Doodle> i saw the lolarity this morning
16:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
17:00 <Dugnuts> with sewer?
17:00 <Doodle> yeh
17:00 <Dugnuts> heh
18:00 <Doodle> good times
18:00 <Dugnuts> mm'
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nazareth - Hair Of The Dog.mp3 (3.89MB 48kbps Joint Stereo 11:19)
20:00 <Dugnuts> ima have bacon and eggs for bfast
22:00 <Doodle> nom
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Heavy - How You Like Me Now.mp3 (4.46MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:52)
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 White Zombie - More Human Than Human.mp3 (4.08MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beck - Where It's At.mp3 (10.1MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 5:30)
36:00 <faux> Weeeow
36:00 <Doodle> you look just like buddy holly?
36:00 <faux> Goood aftermorniing
37:00 <Doodle> hi
37:00 <faux> hi
37:00 <Doodle> hows your squid
37:00 <Doodle> ;)
37:00 <faux> And my lunch?
37:00 <faux> Loll
37:00 <Doodle> yeee
37:00 <faux> Delicious 
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <faux> What's for lunch 
38:00 <Doodle> for me?
38:00 <Doodle> no idea i havent even had breakfast
39:00 <faux> ..
39:00 <faux> No for the other person I'm talking t9
39:00 <faux> Oh
39:00 <faux> Ehehehe
39:00 <Doodle> hehe
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 A-ha - Touch Me.mp3 (4.59MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:00)
42:00 <British^Meat> knowing me knowing you, ah hah!
42:00 <Doodle> there is nothing we can doooooooooo
43:00 <British^Meat> knowing me, British^Meat, knowing you, Doodle, ah ha
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 ABBA - Knowing Me, Knowing You.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:00)
43:00 <Doodle> nooo more carefreeeee laughterrrrr
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
43:00 <Doodle> hi
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah… it's still kinda windy / cold here - DO YOU MIND
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai - sup?
44:00 <Doodle> weak
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i just like pance!
44:00 <Doodle> not much, sitting here instead of being in the shower
44:00 <Doodle> i dont
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously you do - as you're not naked in the shower
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm at work...
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY!
44:00 <Doodle> i dont have pants on tho
44:00 <Doodle> me too
44:00 <Doodle> ok not really
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Doodle> i will be on monday tho
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo ooo!
45:00 <Doodle> only for an interview lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> how exciting, congrats
45:00 <Doodle> my old work
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> they want yo' back
45:00 <Doodle> fucking panel interview with 3 ppl
45:00 <Doodle> 1 i hate
45:00 <Doodle> 1 is ok
45:00 <Doodle> the other is ace
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 you boned
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
45:00 <Doodle> so its 50/50
45:00 <Doodle> lol no
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> surrrre
45:00 <Doodle> the ace one is the female tho
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, they want you back, so you'll get the job
46:00 <Doodle> lol i dunno
46:00 <Doodle> their application process is torture
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ease up with ace females… didn;t you say one of your last lady friends was from work?
46:00 <Doodle> i worked there for 4 years and i have to take 100pts of id on monday
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
46:00 <Doodle> 2 of them were actually
46:00 <Doodle> but different work
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
46:00 <Doodle> kekek
47:00 <Doodle> i should bone someone from this place tho
47:00 <Doodle> they go through staff so quickly
47:00 <Doodle> i could too
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - oh it's totes bound to happen
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll ^5 you when you do 
47:00 <Doodle> one girl hassled me heaps last yr but i'm pretty sure she is a stabber
47:00 <Doodle> so it was a no go
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh…. she… sounds…ah…interesting
48:00 <faux> Crazy magnet
48:00 <Doodle> i gave her a lift home and she told me her whole family are scared of cars and nobody drives
48:00 <Doodle> haha
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> take down the PSYCHO  attraction sign dude
48:00 <thestig> i found something for kate to heal her butthurt
48:00 <thestig> http://www.ebay.com/itm/960g-Clear-NATURAL-quartz-crystal-sculpture-powerful-dick-the-penis-worship-/361314124052?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5420000114
48:00 <Dugnuts> haha
48:00 <faux> Hey snarty
48:00 <thestig> hey faux hows u
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. why am U butthurt?
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 AB Logic - The Hitman.mp3 (3.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:03)
48:00 <thestig> SNART SNART
48:00 <faux> Goodies
48:00 <faux> U
48:00 <thestig> good thanks
48:00 <faux> Why am U
49:00 <Doodle> bend over and i will tell you
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2. that's an amazing dildo… too bad it doesn't vibrate!
49:00 <Doodle> just hook it up to a belt sander
49:00 <thestig> kate you sure they dont vibrate?
49:00 <Doodle> brrrbrbrbrrbrbrbrrRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRrrr
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… maybe on a spiritual, hippy git realm 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but not physically
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> without the use of batteries 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK
50:00 <thestig> this is green energy didldo
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
50:00 <Doodle> belt sanders dont use batteries
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm also at work
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH
50:00 <thestig> loll
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> soo not clicking links LOL
50:00 <thestig> woek on a sat?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 
50:00 <Doodle> the best kind of work
50:00 <Doodle> $$$
50:00 <Doodle> i love working weekends
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> alone at work, and my net history will be crystal cock
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWESOME!
51:00 <thestig> haha
51:00 <Doodle> lool
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing suss there
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <faux> Lolll
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you suck stig!
51:00 <thestig> welcum
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm here till 6
51:00 <thestig> ouch
51:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
51:00 <thestig> ty beautiful
51:00 <faux> yw
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> when did you get ops?
52:00 <Doodle> when she sucked sezz's cock
52:00 <Clarkson> Shadsam has the biggest tits on irc
52:00 <faux> loll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhhh
52:00 <faux> about 2 days ago
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew the cock sucking for ops was still in
52:00 <faux> When I sucked sezzz cock
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i just noticed then 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Doodle> i know i've been doing it to stebie for ages and no ops
53:00 <Doodle> need to try sezz
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was an op in sydney a bazillion years ago
53:00 <Doodle> i was a melb op on other servers
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is pretty lol - as i know fuck all commands…. 
53:00 <Doodle> oh and facebook on here
54:00 <Doodle> before i apparently killed it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times
54:00 <Doodle> haha it was
54:00 <faux> Oh wow
54:00 <faux> I remember fb
54:00 <Doodle> ye
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i think i chatted there a few times
54:00 <faux> Was one of the first chans I joined when I joined austnet
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sydney for 809983 billion years
54:00 <Doodle> faux the funny thing is
55:00 <Serenity> back in 800bc
55:00 <thestig> kate what do you do for work
55:00 <Doodle> mandy pig face got me to join and sonia and i hit it off
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> then it turned shit and net drama
55:00 <Doodle> and she hated it
55:00 <Clarkson> that shit can make you weep in the right mood
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> then here
55:00 <faux> Heeey sez
55:00 <Serenity> herro
55:00 <faux> Ew lol many 
55:00 <faux> Mandy
55:00 <Doodle> yeh
55:00 <Doodle> :@)
55:00 <faux> }:@)
55:00 <faux> Her irl
55:00 <Doodle> lolol
55:00 <faux> U forgot the monobrow
55:00 <Doodle> yeah
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Stig - SHS (specialist Homelessness Service - which is a refuge) 
55:00 <Doodle> i always forget something
55:00 <Doodle> but i never forget to pull out
56:00 <faux> Wow what other Chans were there 
56:00 <faux> Hellas? ?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fauxy where you around when Femmefatal was around?
56:00 <faux> Yeah wasn't she that cunt
56:00 <faux> In syd
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
56:00 <Doodle> i dunno i live a sheltered life
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> she fucking HATED me
56:00 <Clarkson> you're just a fucking dickhead
56:00 <faux> rude clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> dunno, he used to be a plimp cunt
56:00 <Serenity> freaks
56:00 <Doodle> oh poodleman is calling *stares at ringing phone*
56:00 <faux> Didn't she hate everyone 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, she loved the dudes who she thought would bone her
56:00 <Doodle> oer
56:00 <Serenity> someone tried tellijg me i was tgat femmefatal person
57:00 <faux> You're just gonna answer and he'll say he's coming over and U ll complain about him coming over 
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Serenity> I don't even know who it is
57:00 <faux> When u shouldn't have answered 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ serenity
57:00 <faux> So don't answer 
57:00 <faux> Lol
57:00 <Doodle> i will answer him l8r m8
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no! you don't look anything like her
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> like not even remotely  
57:00 <faux> I didn't really talk to her much 
57:00 <faux> She just snarled at me
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor did I only to call her a cunt and get booted
57:00 <faux> And I lold
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 AB Logic - The Hitman.mp3 (3.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:03)
57:00 <faux> lolll
57:00 <Doodle> wtf
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> when cunt was a bootable ban
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckwits
58:00 <faux> So gay and unsydneylike
58:00 <thestig> i let faux win at pool
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 AJR - I'm Ready.mp3 (5.36MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:53)
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
58:00 <faux> Lollll snart
58:00 <Doodle> i let her win at naked twister
58:00 <faux> U wish bitch 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just remember there being drama in syd chat room
58:00 <Doodle> actually no i'm just shit at it
58:00 <faux> Lol doodle
58:00 <faux> I don't even remember syd
58:00 <Doodle> oh whoops i fell on you
58:00 <faux> Like at all
58:00 <Doodle> whoopsss
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're lucky lol
59:00 <faux> nah I just have a shit mem
59:00 <Doodle> shit mem bru
59:00 <faux> shut your noise hole
59:00 <thestig> i let faux win cause she had to go sought out a CAtastrophy 
59:00 <faux> sought
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> ermergerd certerstrerpher
59:00 <faux> Oh god
59:00 <faux> My cousin rang me hysterical last night 
59:00 <faux> I thought someone died
59:00 <faux> But she ran over a cat
59:00 <faux> ..
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
00:00 <Doodle> someone did die
00:00 <Doodle> :(
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> did she take the cat to ze vet?
00:00 <Doodle> fb msg from poodle
00:00 <Dugnuts> mmm bacon
00:00 <Doodle> wait for the sms
00:00 <Doodle> then kik whatsapp and skype
00:00 <thestig> nah just left it on road
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> kik is lame
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what sap is lame
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skype, i use…
01:00 <faux> Ur lame
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no YOU
01:00 <faux> Whatsapp rules
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> are
01:00 <Doodle> i use all of them
01:00 <Doodle> cos i r cunektd
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have em all 
01:00 <Serenity> whatsapp iz fa best
01:00 <faux> It's how I send voice clips of me singing to doodle
01:00 <Doodle> heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Doodle> and giggles
01:00 <faux> :D
01:00 <faux> shut u0
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you can do that
01:00 <Doodle> eeeeeee
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
01:00 <faux> er my psychologist was meant to call me at midday
02:00 <thestig> faux these people dont know how to pick a pocket so i win lol
02:00 <faux> Ur l8 m8
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a saturday!
02:00 <Doodle> my mechanic was sposed to call me by midday
02:00 <faux> Lol that's cos ur playing low levels?
02:00 <Doodle> theyre fired
02:00 <Doodle> FIRED
02:00 <faux> Yes on a Saturday 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> well lah de dah
02:00 <faux> All my appts with him are on satirdays
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
02:00 <Doodle> you get a longer session so you can have a smoke afterwards
03:00 <faux> I don't smoke
03:00 <Doodle> me either
03:00 <thestig> teh cok
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> only cock?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
03:00 <faux> My psych gets woozy around blood
03:00 <Doodle> heh
03:00 <faux> And I cut my finger in session once
03:00 <faux> And he rolled hus chair so far back from the table he hit the wall
03:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <faux> I was like oh soz m8
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <faux> got a bandaid aye
03:00 <faux> lollllll
04:00 <faux> Cracked up 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only get woozy when i
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> m
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> near peeps on ice
04:00 <faux> What. 
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they're fucking unpredictable 
04:00 <Clarkson> i guarantee no cunt would listen
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> psychos
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note : how far does wifi range usually last?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> like distance wise?
05:00 <thestig> depends
05:00 <thestig> on walls
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i wanna go outside
06:00 <thestig> maybe 50 meters
06:00 <thestig> depends on what they have as well
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweet
10:00 <Dugnuts> yeah it really depends
10:00 <Dugnuts> only real way to know is to test
10:00 <Serenity> my wifi connects about 30m before i pull in ny driveway
11:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
11:00 <Dugnuts> well
11:00 <Dugnuts> she obviously went too far
12:00 <thestig> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and wifi only works in the office - lame
17:00 <Dugnuts> heh
24:00 <faux>  And stay out
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> who is that anyways?
25:00 <thestig> its barry allen
26:00 <faux> Who is who 
26:00 <faux> Fawks?
26:00 <faux> Lol
27:00 <faux> Bazzza
27:00 <thestig> bazzaaa azzaa
27:00 <faux> Omg
27:00 <faux> I literally just said that
27:00 <faux> in my head.
27:00 <faux> Awkied
27:00 <thestig> HAX
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, no idea who that is….
27:00 <faux> It's me
27:00 <faux> U cumlord 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Oh
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
27:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <faux> On my laptop 
28:00 <thestig> lol
28:00 <faux> But I'm not at my laptop and got dcd
28:00 <faux> So yes
28:00 <faux> It'd so windy my curtains are flying around 
29:00 <faux> But its warm so I don't wanna shut windowd
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, it's pretty windy ere too
29:00 <faux> First world prblemz
29:00 <faux> Tomorrow is 24
29:00 <faux> Wot the
29:00 <faux> Today is 23
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh sweet!
30:00 <faux> Go awayyy
30:00 <faux> I want coldnessss
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw i'm going out tomoz
30:00 <thestig> it isnt cold
30:00 <thestig> i have no pants on
30:00 <thestig> just my bazzza azzza boxers
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw it's cool enough for pants
31:00 <BlackDevil> i dont wear clothes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i hope you wear a modesty sock at the very least
33:00 <BlackDevil> only knee high socks
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
34:00 <BlackDevil> more romantic in bed
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totally
40:00 <thestig> like totes
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> #totes amaze
42:00 <thestig> #hashtag #amazatotes
42:00 <BlackDevil> spam
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ya mum is totes amaze
43:00 <British^Meat> oh no u dínt!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *head wobbles* Ah, yeah I did
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bye felicia
46:00 <thestig> felateulater
55:00 <BlackDevil> Bill and Hillary Clinton made $140 million
03:00 <faux> K scion d
03:00 <faux> Wid8c7vodne
03:00 <faux> Woot
03:00 <faux> Phone call Komplete
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
30:00 <faux> HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS IF WE CANT BE FRIENDS 
31:00 <faux> Serenitys
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> afternoon.
31:00 <faux> Hey geoff
31:00 <faux> What's crackin
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey faux
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> not much just chillin, yourself?
32:00 <faux> Same same did some cleaning and painting and just had lunch 
32:00 <faux> Now I'm watching it's always sunny in philly
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah yeah i just had some lunch too.
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup iBiZa
33:00 <TheRon> i just had some chinese
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> hah
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> sorry i dont do asl
33:00 <TheRon> gonna be hungry again in an hour or so
33:00 <faux> Oo chinese
33:00 <faux> I had leftover salt n pepper squid 
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> i had a schiztel roll.
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> iBiZa you trying to sounds like Netz.
33:00 <faux> Yum
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> was yum.
34:00 <Lumeah> I had bacon. 
34:00 <Lumeah> Mm bacon
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> and eggs Lumeah?
34:00 <Lumeah> Yup
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> nice!
34:00 <Lumeah> Hi skirmy hun
34:00 <TheRon> you had a cop?
35:00 <faux> Dad joke
35:00 <faux> Lol
35:00 <faux> terrible dad joke!
35:00 <Lumeah> ... 
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> what dad joke?
35:00 <Lumeah> Lol
35:00 <faux> "You had a cop"
35:00 <faux> Cos she ate bacon
35:00 <faux> Duh
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh.
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
35:00 <faux> Bit slow there 
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes, bit tried today
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> been a long week.
36:00 <TheRon> have a beer
36:00 <Lumeah> *nids
36:00 <Lumeah> Nod
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> ill have a bourbon later ;)
36:00 <Lumeah> I don't serenity has a dick
36:00 <Lumeah> Think 
36:00 <faux> She does
36:00 <faux> It's in her drawer
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
37:00 <Lumeah> Ahhh yes.. 
37:00 <TheRon> that's a rabbit
37:00 <Lumeah> U have a dick to then
37:00 <faux> Indeed 
37:00 <faux> Except mines on my head
38:00 <Lumeah> Lets hope it doesn't fit in the draw 
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
38:00 <Lumeah> Lol
38:00 <Lumeah> Well said 
38:00 <Lumeah> Skirmy hunny give me hugs
39:00 <Skirmish> No thanks Hagrid you stink. 
39:00 <Lumeah> Who's Hagrid? 
40:00 <TheRon> hagar's missus??
40:00 <faux> Rofl
41:00 <Lumeah> What song today TheRon? 
41:00 <TheRon> dire straits
41:00 <TheRon> tunnel of love
42:00 <Lumeah> Can someone wash my car? 
42:00 <Lumeah> Thanks 
42:00 <TheRon> hang on i'll get my bikini
42:00 <Lumeah> Woohoo 
43:00 <Lumeah> Hair out to? 
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
44:00 <TheRon> and my breasts?  they're real!
47:00 <BlackDevil> so are mine!
02:00 <partay> *SIP*
07:00 <doctor> coola or gut stripping steel adhesive?
09:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozAmXo2bDE
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters Rockin1000 Official Video Views: 9,812,922 Uploader: Rockin' 1000 Uploaded: Jul 30, 2015 Duration: 7m29s Rating: 4.96
15:00 <partay> you should watch that 
19:00 <British^Meat> meh
19:00 <British^Meat> foo's used to be cool
19:00 <partay> meh?
19:00 <partay> are u h0m0?
19:00 <British^Meat> now every one of thier songs just sounds like "a foo fighters song"
20:00 <partay> they do sound simular
20:00 <partay> defintely 
20:00 <British^Meat> yes, i am a gay coz i dont like foo fighters
21:00 <partay> i not a die hard fan either... but thats a great effort to get 1000 people to participate like that
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gah!
21:00 <British^Meat> yer i spose, but u know...
21:00 <Nikky`> Exactly
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i am so friken bored 
22:00 <Dugnuts> how
22:00 <Dugnuts> go watch some youtube
22:00 <Dugnuts> go for a walk
22:00 <Dugnuts> masturbate
22:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
23:00 <Dugnuts> lots of options
23:00 <British^Meat> yes
23:00 <Nikky`> I am watching rick stein haha
23:00 <British^Meat> if ur bored, then leave
23:00 <British^Meat> go on, hop it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and i'm stuck here for another few hours
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I can't leave 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> youtube…. yeah maybe
24:00 <Nikky`> Anywho - hi everyone 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hai
24:00 <partay> hi Nikky`
24:00 <Dugnuts> hi doctor Nik  ky
24:00 <Nikky`> haha
25:00 <Dugnuts> ;
25:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
27:00 <Nikky`> How are you Dugnuts
27:00 <Dugnuts> im ok
27:00 <Dugnuts> had bacon and eggs
27:00 <Dugnuts> so that was good
27:00 <Nikky`> Bacon n eggs is always good
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> minus the eggs yeah
28:00 <Dugnuts> pfft
28:00 <Dugnuts> it was delicious
28:00 <Dugnuts> i had so muc bacon
28:00 <Dugnuts> heh
28:00 <Dugnuts> much
30:00 <Dugnuts> i was reading a thing last night on why bacon is so delicious
30:00 <Dugnuts> its a mix of lots of things
31:00 <Nikky`> I like bacon but I don't eat it a lot - i just get too thirsty after it
32:00 <StrykerX> Mmmm bacon
32:00 <StrykerX> Hullo
32:00 <TheRon> tigers! woo hoo!!
32:00 <partay> did someone say bacon ?
33:00 <StrykerX> I think so
33:00 <StrykerX> It lured me on here.
33:00 <partay> TheRon wtf Richmond??... Contenders ???
33:00 <StrykerX> Pre-empted a bacon mention.
33:00 <TheRon> nah
33:00 <StrykerX> Nikky`: Long time!
33:00 <British^Meat> not watching the cricket today TheRon?
33:00 <TheRon> hawks win when they feel like it
33:00 <faux> And maybe it's the party talking or the chocolate fondue
33:00 <British^Meat> oh, nevermind....
33:00 <Nikky`> Has been awhile StrykerX. hi hi
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bacons good because it tastes good
33:00 <faux> Love is an open dooooorrr
33:00 <faux> Love is an open door with uuuu
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WITH YOU
34:00 <British^Meat> i have to cut all the fat off
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> same
34:00 <StrykerX> Getting raunchy in here already.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i only eat the short cut bit
34:00 <StrykerX> Me too.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not the fatty string bit
34:00 <British^Meat> same
34:00 <faux> Me2
34:00 <faux> Short cut bacon krew
34:00 <partay> MMmmmmm bacon fat 
34:00 <TheRon> cook with the fat on surely??
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nope
34:00 <TheRon> it's all flavour
34:00 <partay> thick cut bacon fat 
34:00 <faux> Yes but then cut it off keeps it juicy
34:00 <Dugnuts> of course
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> vomit
35:00 <Nikky`> I only buy short cut bacon
35:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, i cut it off before I cook 
35:00 <Dugnuts> middle for me
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i only buy the short cut bacon
35:00 <StrykerX> Cook with the fat
35:00 <StrykerX> Then remove.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no
35:00 <TheRon> yep!
35:00 <StrykerX> Extra flavour.
35:00 <StrykerX> :D
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's already flavoursome enough
35:00 <TheRon> i'm in flavour country
36:00 <faux> Imagine how much cooler ill be in summmmmeerrrr
36:00 <StrykerX> Kate, try cooking with the fatty bit then remove
36:00 <StrykerX> So much more flavour.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because you'll live in a freezer
36:00 <British^Meat> i cant say ive ever noticed the difference with it on or off
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nor BM
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so i'll take it off, like i need any extra fat
36:00 <TheRon> dont stop, thinking about tomorrow
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OMG I HAVE MUSK STICKS 
36:00 <Dugnuts> meh
37:00 <Dugnuts> if you are gonna have bacon
37:00 <Dugnuts> go all out
37:00 <partay> i love musk sticks
37:00 <Dugnuts> have it all!
37:00 <Dugnuts> crunchy fat included
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ew
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no
37:00 <Dugnuts> i havent had bacon for aaaages
37:00 <Dugnuts> until today
37:00 <Dugnuts> so good
37:00 <British^Meat> same, now i want some
37:00 <partay> i had B & E for breaky 
37:00 <partay> delish
37:00 <British^Meat> with cheese and sauce in a sandwich
37:00 <partay> compliments of the cook 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> everyone is having bacon and eggs
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> is the best BM
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> BBQ sauce
38:00 <TheRon> what do you call this love?
38:00 <TheRon> chicken!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bacon love
38:00 <TheRon> it's what you do with it!
38:00 <British^Meat> i got that 3 ingredients cheesecake waiting in the oven for me, fingers crossed it works
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh gawd
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what's in it
38:00 <British^Meat> egg cram cheese choklit
38:00 <British^Meat> lol cream cheese
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hmmm you forgot the vanilla bean!
39:00 <TheRon> go cats Nikky` 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> these musk sticks are pretty average
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> should have gone dates!
40:00 <Nikky`> yeah TheRon
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
41:00 <TheRon> probably 53 pts up at 3/4 time
41:00 <TheRon> i tend to giggle when i hear the words sticky date
41:00 <Nikky`> Waiting for a friend who goes for lions to come on skype but they are not on :/
41:00 <StrykerX> loooool
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> dates are pretty ace
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with pistachios and coconut 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did i bring that to work - NO! 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> FAIL
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> thanks
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd prefer my vagina licked
42:00 <partay> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> I think we're talking about different things ... but continue. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i was just sayin'
43:00 <Skirmish> Well all you had to do was ask. 
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii every1
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i know
43:00 <Skirmish> Ask and ye shall receive. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but i'm at work….
43:00 <Skirmish> Can't one of the residents do it? 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you'd have to dress up as a woman for me to let you into the fortress 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> EW
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:00 <Skirmish> I am still on my quest to update my pc to windows 10. It's been 3 days now. 
45:00 <StrykerX> Oh
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm on Windows 7 at the moment. Had to roll back. 
45:00 <StrykerX> THanks for reminding me
45:00 <StrykerX> Need to fire up lappy
45:00 <StrykerX> Brb
45:00 <Nikky`> I have to wait to do windows 10 on my pc..so they said.. I cannot do my laptop due to cpu or something
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and i don't use windows, thankfully
45:00 <partay> Skirmish dont do it 
46:00 <Skirmish> I tried to jump the gun a bit Kate and ended up losing everything cause I didn't back up.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bamp bow
46:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`, not kate. 
46:00 <partay> id wair
46:00 <partay> wait
46:00 <Nikky`> Well I am waiting partay
46:00 <partay> good plan 
46:00 <Skirmish> Too late now and since I have a clean pc with nothing on it I am forging ahead. 
46:00 <partay> let Skirmish beta test
47:00 <Skirmish> my SLI nvidia graphics cards screwed me up. 
47:00 <Nikky`> My mum called me at work to tell me to do it..tho because she forget it was only Fri and asked if I was home.. why would I be home 3pm on Fri
47:00 <Dugnuts> how did they screw you up?
47:00 <Dugnuts> windows 10 doesnt like them?
48:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Conflicts between windows auto upgrades and geforce experience. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> windows doesn't like much
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here thinks road runner is hot?
48:00 <Dugnuts> ahh ok
48:00 <Dugnuts> weird
48:00 <Skirmish> If I removed my 2 x graphics cards and used on board gpu then I could use win10. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I would get a black screen if I put the graphics cards back in. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sounds like effort
49:00 <TheRon> so many times have been with miss piggy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> over 9000
50:00 <StrykerX> Plugged lappy into tv cause screen is fucked
50:00 <StrykerX> "No Signal"
50:00 <StrykerX> :/
50:00 <Skirmish> There are some fixes slowly filtering down Dugnuts. My brother has a GTX 970 and managed to upgrade hassle free. He runs 3 screens. Well 2 screens and a tv. 
50:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
51:00 <partay> yah  ill wait till they sort their shit out 
51:00 <Skirmish> If I had of known in advance it would have been this much of a cluster fuck I would have too. 
51:00 <partay> im liking 8 anyway 
51:00 <StrykerX> 8 is horrible
51:00 <StrykerX> lol
52:00 <partay> wtf
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you have a brother skirmish, older or younger?
52:00 <Skirmish> I assumed it would have been like win7 where it released and was brilliant from day 1. I had all the preview releases and RTM for that.
52:00 <partay> if 10 wasnt free.. id never upgrade 
52:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01_: Younger. He is 25. 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh, noice
52:00 <partay> to 10 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think my sister is 29 this year
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> something like that
53:00 <Skirmish> I have a sister that is 33 too. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> shit aye
54:00 <Skirmish> I try to avoid acknowledging her if I can help it though. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Bit of a nut bag. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm 34 this year
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> this month actually!
55:00 <partay> Skirmish they're all sisters 
55:00 <partay> therefore they're all nutbags 
55:00 <Skirmish> I am 38 in 8 months. 
55:00 <TheRon> tom petty - learning to fly
55:00 <Doodle> 34
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 77 same as the husband
55:00 <Doodle> looool
55:00 <Skirmish> I am 78. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WOT!
55:00 <Doodle> nothing
56:00 <Doodle> :)
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah 
56:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooooooo
56:00 <Doodle> hey Nikkypoos :)
56:00 <TheRon> 420 yet?
56:00 <Doodle> hows it going
56:00 <Doodle> sure why not TheRon
57:00 <Nikky`> how so?
57:00 <Doodle> for making milk come out my niece's nose
57:00 <Nikky`> oh
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
57:00 <Doodle> like its my fault
57:00 <TheRon> what an uncle
57:00 <Skirmish> At least it wasn't coke. 
57:00 <Doodle> i had just explained the evils of coke to her beforeheand
57:00 <Doodle> thats what started the giggling
58:00 <TheRon> make sure she doesn't fid your stash
58:00 <TheRon> find
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> er is she even at that age?
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> she's 13
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hice yo' stash
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> HIDE
59:00 <Doodle> but she is spongebob 13 not sluts on stilletos 13
59:00 <Clarkson> fucken even bee thinks he's gay now
59:00 <faux> Good
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> awww bless her cotton socks
59:00 <Doodle> ye
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> DO NOT TELL HER ABOUT IRC
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it will corrupt her innocence  
59:00 <TheRon> doodle doesn't like dogs at his place, they find his stash
59:00 <faux> Like he's an idiot
59:00 <faux> Lol
59:00 <Doodle> like she would use irc she has her ipad and shit
59:00 <Nikky`> Well he is
59:00 <Nikky`> but still
59:00 <Nikky`> :P
00:00 <Doodle> she chats to her friends on that
00:00 <faux> wowee
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> on FB prob
00:00 <Doodle> nah
00:00 <Doodle> on games and stuff, she used to chat on her ds
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that penguin game
00:00 <faux> U r sponge bob 45
00:00 <faux> lollllll just cracked myself up
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you can chat on ds
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well!
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I never knew that
00:00 <Doodle> yeh
00:00 <Skirmish> 'Uncle Doodle, who is this guy named Picard that keeps talking to me and trying to send me a picture?'
00:00 <Doodle> ew dude
00:00 <partay> lol
01:00 <Doodle> she doesnt call me uncle
01:00 <faux> Lol @ uncle doodle
01:00 <faux> lmaoooo
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
01:00 <Doodle> or doodle
01:00 <Doodle> :/
01:00 <partay> unkey doody
01:00 <faux> I'm gonna call u uncle doodle
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> unkey herb?
01:00 <faux> creepy uncle 
01:00 <Doodle> she just calls me rob like everyone else does
01:00 <partay> faux come sit on uncle partays knee 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he'd only be creepy if he had a porno moe
02:00 <Doodle> i do, in my pocket
02:00 <faux> I may be old school but I think that's weird
02:00 <Skirmish> Ethan chats to his mates using kik most of the time now-a-days. Got him a sim/pre paid deal that lets him send 50,000 sms a month and he barely sends 300. 
02:00 <faux> I'm 27 and my uncle is ur age and I still call him unc
02:00 <faux> Maybe he needs more friends 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
02:00 <Doodle> lol 50,000 sms a month
02:00 <Doodle> who the fuck would need that, telstra?
02:00 <faux> I send that a day
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> its totes doable!
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <Doodle> i'm totes doable
03:00 <Nikky`> totes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes!
03:00 <Doodle> heheeee
03:00 <Skirmish> Yeah aldi mobile. $20 a month for $30 phone credit, 50.000 sms and 700MB data. 
03:00 <TheRon> can you place bets via text?
03:00 <Skirmish> His data is turned off though. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fucked if i know, i don't bet online
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the only time i bet is melb cup
04:00 <Doodle> i only bet on eurovision
04:00 <faux> rof
04:00 <faux> L
04:00 <faux> fgt
04:00 <Doodle> o/`
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
04:00 <Skirmish> Did you win when the chick with the beard won? 
04:00 <TheRon> my bro does weekend multis
04:00 <StrykerX> Plugged laptop in hoping to get Win10
04:00 <Doodle> yup
04:00 <StrykerX> No dice
04:00 <StrykerX> "We
04:00 <StrykerX> We'll let you know when your turn is up"
04:00 <Doodle> i also bet on fashions on the field
05:00 <faux> "We
05:00 <faux> -- french man
05:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I can get you a link of you don't want to wait in line. 
05:00 <Doodle> loooool
05:00 <StrykerX> lollll
05:00 <Doodle> sacre bleu
05:00 <faux> loll
05:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish: does it require a key?
05:00 <faux> Don't use skirmishs link he's been trying t install it for 3 days
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> Not if you upgrade. If you clean install it will want one. 
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <StrykerX> lolol
05:00 <TheRon> camilla parker bowles doesnt goto the races anymore, they keep trying to put in the starting gates
05:00 <StrykerX> Is it the ISO download I've heard about?
06:00 <faux> ISO horny
06:00 <faux> -- chris
06:00 <Doodle> why does everyone want to ruin their computers right now? just wait a week
06:00 <Skirmish> No it's the windows media creation tool. It's a legit windows link. 
06:00 <Doodle> looool TheRon
06:00 <faux> Cos people are sheep
06:00 <StrykerX> I can get the ISO via the MS partner website
06:00 <Doodle> my mum still runs xp
06:00 <Doodle> and her pc
06:00 <StrykerX> lolll
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <StrykerX> PIII?
07:00 <Doodle> nah
07:00 <Skirmish> Just make sure you upgrade, that is the only way to get it for free. If you clean install it will expect you to pay for a key. 
07:00 <faux> At least she knows how to use a puter
07:00 <Doodle> may as well be tho
07:00 <StrykerX> Sif pay
07:00 <StrykerX> I get them free from M$
07:00 <partay> its free for the next 12 months 
07:00 <StrykerX> I'm just being lazy
07:00 <Doodle> me too partay
07:00 <faux> I have the icon saying install now kplsthx
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> woowhooo
07:00 <partay> wait till they patch it x times to fix it 
07:00 <faux> But ill prob destroy my laptop
07:00 <faux> So I'm not gonna
07:00 <faux> Also cbf backing my shit up
08:00 <Doodle> i still have vista on my laptop
08:00 <faux> ew
08:00 <Doodle> which is why i never use it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
08:00 <faux> Asta la vista
08:00 <partay> should just install over the top with out backing up 
08:00 <StrykerX> Vista?
08:00 <StrykerX> Ew.
08:00 <Doodle> yeh
08:00 <StrykerX> I wouldn't use it either.
08:00 <Doodle> ew
08:00 <faux> -- Arnold swashcnizhgher
08:00 <Doodle> i should wipe it
08:00 <partay> you shoudl be one driving your shit regardlress 
08:00 <Doodle> effort
08:00 <faux> Can  u do that partay 
08:00 <faux> Idk this shit
09:00 <partay> yep easy peasy 
09:00 <Doodle> its not
09:00 <faux> Like it'll upgrade abd leave everything as is?
09:00 <Doodle> no
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i need over 9000 coffees to stay awake
09:00 <StrykerX> 75% of people who did the free upgrade
09:00 <faux> I'm talking about win10
09:00 <StrykerX> Are struggling
09:00 <faux> Not vista
09:00 <StrykerX> Same.
09:00 <Doodle> it might leave all your data there faux but you wont be able to see it cos there wont be any drivers for your display
09:00 <faux> Yeah nah I'm not gonna try 
09:00 <StrykerX> FB is full of people complaining shit doesn't work.
10:00 <faux> I'll fuck my laptop and cry for 2 weeks about losing my uni work
10:00 <StrykerX> Chuck it all on a usb
10:00 <faux> I have an external but xbf
10:00 <faux> Cbf
10:00 <StrykerX> lol
10:00 <stompin> bitches
10:00 <Clarkson> lol you rule ur dad's penis
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> good excuse to submit later
10:00 <Doodle> loool
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <StrykerX> I'd have it on external regardless.
10:00 <faux> Ily clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> so if it's shit it's on his part..
10:00 <faux> clarky smd
10:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck BlackDevil 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh trewwwww
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson...
10:00 <Clarkson> is there an app where just just click a pic of some breasts and it tells you the cup size??
10:00 <faux> Pls dont insult me clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> Fukn meditation cunt
11:00 <StrykerX> LOL
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <Doodle> heh
11:00 <faux> That was so theron
11:00 <StrykerX> That app prolly does exist.
11:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, I'd say so too.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wouldn't surprise me
11:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson: Sup man?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd want one for dick size through pance
11:00 <Clarkson> u lie cunt
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, truth clarky
11:00 <Clarkson> welcome to the retard hour
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
11:00 <Doodle> day
11:00 <Doodle> week
12:00 <Doodle> butts
12:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX:  http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10
12:00 <StrykerX> Cheers
13:00 <StrykerX> I'll go back to laptop in a min
13:00 <Skirmish> Scroll down and select 32 or 64 bit. 
13:00 <partay> Skirmish the red 4X 1 in the corner closes the app 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
13:00 <StrykerX> If there's no ZOMG START HERE link
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts ( Official Music Video ) Views: 14,804,114 Uploader: madalina2696 Uploaded: Aug 14, 2009 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.85
13:00 <StrykerX> I'll use that.
13:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11236469_10153513361526489_9155314351077426175_n.jpg?oh=8d94f445ba819d7af91aaeecf0bb1241&oe=56421A6D
13:00 <Doodle> heh
13:00 <Skirmish> partay: Why do I want to close the app? 
13:00 <Doodle> truth in advertising
13:00 <partay> Doodle you a member ?
14:00 <Doodle> no i'm not religious
14:00 <Doodle> except about wanking
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL @ doodle
14:00 <partay> lol
14:00 <Doodle> ohgodohgodohgod
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yesti i was out and about and I saw an adult shop right next to a churck
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> church'
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i giggled a lil bit 
14:00 <Doodle> nice
15:00 <Doodle> product placement
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totally
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd prefer to be fucked over by a sex toy and not religion 
15:00 <Doodle> me too
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hawt
15:00 <Skirmish> Kate's sex toys have a kick starter and glow plugs. 
15:00 <Doodle> heh
16:00 <Doodle> i need to replace my dads glow plugs
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah, i think you're thinking of ya mum's sex toys
16:00 <Clarkson> I will ever tolerate that shit in life
16:00 <Doodle> thx for the reminder
16:00 <StrykerX> lol @ glow plugs
16:00 <StrykerX> Kate, is your vibe Diesel powered?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no
16:00 <Doodle> spark plugs then
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ya mum's is tho
16:00 <Skirmish> It needs the extra torque for thusting. 
16:00 <TheRon> is the toy tickle me elmo?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> none required!
16:00 <StrykerX> Hers is turbo diesel mate
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck darls
17:00 <Doodle> with a pto at the end
17:00 <Skirmish> lol
17:00 <Doodle> for attachments
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's call the fast and furious vibe for 55 years+
17:00 <Doodle> the warning label on katatonic_kate01_'s sex toys: http://manuals.deere.com/cceomview/OMLVU20279_L8/Output/images/OMLVU20279_L892.jpg
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I'm not clicking links again!
18:00 <faux> Slippery when wet
18:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha @ a John Deere link
18:00 <Doodle> aw go on its not rude
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <StrykerX> Sounds like Kate
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
18:00 <faux> THUSTING
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif, i never talk about my sex toys
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sounds like your mum tho!
19:00 <Doodle> feasing
19:00 <faux> <Skirmish> I fucking hate you sometimes faux you sarcastic bitch. I would punch you in the neck.
19:00 <faux> Quote of the century
19:00 <faux> Still makes me laugh
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <Doodle> why woukd you do that
20:00 <Doodle> would
20:00 <faux> Do wat
20:00 <Doodle> if you punch my little angel in the neck i will TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE AND THEN SEW UP YOUR OLD ONE
20:00 <faux> LOL
20:00 <Doodle> i'm talking to Skirmish
21:00 <faux> <3
21:00 <Skirmish> Why would I do what? 
21:00 <Doodle> FUCK A TIT HARD
21:00 <Doodle> <3
21:00 <faux> I think he missed me pasting it
21:00 <faux> <Skirmish> I fucking hate you sometimes faux you sarcastic bitch. I would punch you in the neck.
21:00 <Doodle> i know
21:00 <faux> This
21:00 <faux> Lol
21:00 <Doodle> but he should remember saying it
21:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I missed you pasting it. 
21:00 <faux> I said quote of the century 
21:00 <Doodle> i am shocked and appalled
22:00 <Skirmish> I told B1 I was going to kick him in the throat once and he went on about it for years. See how much mileage we get out of the faux comment. 
22:00 <Doodle> yeah but i dont have a problem with that
22:00 <faux> b1 was prob shitting his diaper for a decade
22:00 <Skirmish> ha ha 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
22:00 <faux> I was laughing so hard at how hostile it sounded
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, he was out partying with famous bands - duh
22:00 <faux> Lol
23:00 <faux> Yeah soz
23:00 <Skirmish> NO! Writing their songs for them.
23:00 <faux> He was composing songs 
23:00 <faux> Lmao
23:00 <faux> snap
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OH grew!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> TREW
23:00 <faux> grew
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> his head grew
23:00 <TheRon> born in the usa.........
23:00 <faux> ok miley
23:00 <StrykerX> Some things.. Are on a need to know basis
23:00 <Doodle> thats party in the usa der
23:00 <Doodle> get it right
23:00 <faux> Trust u 2 know 
24:00 <faux> Mr cyrus
24:00 <Doodle> us die hard fans know
24:00 <faux> doodley cyrus
24:00 <Doodle> billy ray doodlus
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
24:00 <faux> Such a gorgeous man
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> doodle, please grow a mullet
24:00 <faux> I have a thing for old men
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Achy Breaky Song.mp3 (3.11MB 128kbps Stereo 3:23)
24:00 <Skirmish> B1, the secret lyrical genius behind Simon and Garfunkel. 
24:00 <Doodle> i had a mullet
24:00 <faux> If its not obvious
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no way = pics or its not trew
25:00 <Doodle> i showed you
25:00 <Doodle> didnt i
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw
25:00 <Doodle> the bagpipes photo
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> links!
25:00 <Nikky`> I want to see also Doodle
25:00 <TheRon> when paul simon was here last, he crashed on b1's couch
25:00 <faux> I watched a movie last night with Hugh jackman and I wanted to tongue his dick hole for 2.5 hours
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh i can't remember what happened yesterday
25:00 <StrykerX> My nets suddenly laggy
25:00 <Doodle> lol i can remember where the links are
25:00 <StrykerX> Win10 must be downloading
25:00 <partay> lol faux
25:00 <Doodle> cant
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> rolls eyes
25:00 <Skirmish> hnnng one of my mates sent me a pic of his wifes new hair do that she will be rocking at my wedding. It's a miley cyrus job but it's blue hair. 
25:00 <faux> Some oldies are just yum
25:00 <Doodle> .
26:00 <Skirmish> She's not going to be in any pics. 
26:00 <faux> Mark Harmon 
26:00 <faux> Hnnnng
26:00 <Doodle> clint eastwood
26:00 <faux> meh
26:00 <partay> picard
26:00 <Doodle> stephen hawking
26:00 <faux> .
26:00 <faux> I said some u freaks
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> SLOL
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <faux> SLOL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Mark - fuck sakes ew
26:00 <Doodle> Doodle
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's SO laughing out loud
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> its my new thing
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> slol
26:00 <Doodle> plucked a grey chest hair out last night
26:00 <Skirmish> I watched a movie last night with Hugh jackman   <----- No you did not you liar. 
26:00 <Doodle> now i'm 10 years younger
27:00 <faux> I didn't? 
27:00 <faux> wut
27:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: Should've kept it
27:00 <StrykerX> Apparently grey is 'distinguished'
27:00 <Doodle> :/
27:00 <Doodle> no
27:00 <Doodle> it was all alone
27:00 <Doodle> it looked stupid
28:00 <Doodle> so i killed it
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sometime times older dudes are hawt
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mostly before they're in an electric scooter 
28:00 <Doodle> harrison ford
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw
28:00 <Doodle> woody allen
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OLD
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NO
28:00 <Doodle> michael douglas
28:00 <Skirmish> http://cdn.meme.li/i/l94p4.jpg
29:00 <StrykerX> As if before
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> weird neck
29:00 <Doodle> heheheh
29:00 <StrykerX> Scooter = cheap transport
29:00 <Doodle> well
29:00 <Doodle> throat cancer will give you a weird neck
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sean connery - yes. Mostly due to a sexy accent 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OH
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL!
29:00 <Doodle> he will punch you
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> who else is old
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and hawt
29:00 <Doodle> me
29:00 <TheRon> apparently woody allen wasn't sleeping with mia farrow, you see he was just giving her some financial advice
29:00 <Doodle> oh
29:00 <Doodle> i'm jyst old
29:00 <Doodle> just
29:00 <TheRon> advising her brains out
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif your old 
29:00 <faux> Wtf
29:00 <faux> Sean conner 
29:00 <faux> Y
29:00 <Doodle> negative gearing TheRon
30:00 <Doodle> investing in debentures
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <TheRon> indeed
30:00 <faux> Lsosldld
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Yeah, he has a sexy accent
30:00 <faux> Accent or lisp
30:00 <faux> loo
30:00 <faux> SCHWEET
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif lisp
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> !
30:00 <Doodle> arnold schwarzenegger
30:00 <faux> Shekshyhshssyh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NOOOO
30:00 <Doodle> sylvester stallone
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i like men with necks
30:00 <faux> ur just being shit now
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> HELL NO
30:00 <Doodle> haha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL @ faux
31:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
31:00 <faux> Mark Harmon... Hugh jackman... doodles dad
31:00 <Doodle> you cant have my dad
31:00 <Doodle> he will be terrified
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bruce willis 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah he's ok
31:00 <faux> Ew
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whatever
31:00 <Nikky`> I had a thing for bruce willis
31:00 <faux> Stop typint
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mark 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whatever is name is
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lame
31:00 <Nikky`> in moonlighting or whaever it was called
31:00 <faux> amsys dad is Bruce Willis irl
31:00 <TheRon> martha stewart?
31:00 <Doodle> jack nicholson
32:00 <faux> DOODLE SHUT UR TYPE HOLE
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oH NO
32:00 <Doodle> hahaha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> martha stewart lol
32:00 <Doodle> roger moore
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sting?
32:00 <Doodle> kirk douglas
32:00 <Doodle> jerry lewis
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> James Brolin
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> jerry lewis
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
33:00 <StrykerX> Kate, you have a thing for him?
33:00 <TheRon> huey lewis?
33:00 <faux> And teh poos
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Huey Lewis & The News - I Want A New Drug.mp3 (6.6MB 192kbps Stereo 4:48)
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <Doodle> heh
33:00 <faux> IWAND
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> DYLAN MCDERMOTT!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YEAH
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> thank you
34:00 <TheRon> mulder?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd do him
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> keanu reeves
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in a second
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> there is no spoon
34:00 <British^Meat> lol gawd
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <TheRon> keanu reeves doesn't have trouble getting hard, he's all wood
35:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
35:00 <Doodle> ARE WE GONNA JERK EACH OTHER AROUND OR DO THIS
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah good
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he is sill a babe
35:00 <Doodle> - point brake
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so you can all get fucked
36:00 <Doodle> christopher walken
36:00 <faux> Let's stop talking about dicks anotherircer will start banging her head against the table to get off
36:00 <partay> lol
36:00 <Doodle> tommy lee jones
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
36:00 <TheRon> ducky?
36:00 <Doodle> michael caine
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> christopher walken lolz
36:00 <faux> I'm going to ban u in a minute 
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <Doodle> gerard depardieu
36:00 <partay> partay 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NO
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> his nose is too big
37:00 <Doodle> MORGAN FREEMAN
37:00 <faux> Also my wog neighbours are having a bbq abd it's wafting up me nostrils and I'm getting hungry 
37:00 <British^Meat> "party on dude!"
37:00 <faux> partay is a hot old dude
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in an altérante univers ?
37:00 <faux> Also i appreciate his clean genitals 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what the hell
37:00 <TheRon> dire straits - romeo and juliet
37:00 <Skirmish> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/210/tumblr_lpxpdpbIAe1qa1saxo1_500.jpg?1318992465
37:00 <Doodle> henry winkler
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ doodle
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're a winkler
38:00 <Dugnuts> did faux lose a bet?
38:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Brilliant choice there. 
38:00 <Doodle> anthony hopkins
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hmm no
38:00 <partay> the fonz 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> needs a beard
38:00 <faux> Kate talks about loving cock to death but abs soon as u mention clean genitals she freaks out
38:00 <TheRon> di caprio?
38:00 <British^Meat> abs
38:00 <faux> shoosh u
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I was talking about my spelling
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not clean dick
38:00 <faux> Oh phew 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif i'd even touch a dirty dick
39:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01_: would go jack thompson
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah no
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you would ron
39:00 <faux> Who's that 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> aussie actor
39:00 <faux> Really showing ur age guys
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> who was a sex god in the 70's
39:00 <faux> Idk who these people are
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> now he is old and fat
39:00 <Skirmish> Kate likes to sit in crowded areas and wait for someone to ring her so she can stare directly at men whilst her ringtone plays .... 'AC/DC - Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap'
39:00 <TheRon> ray amrtin?
39:00 <faux> So he's picard minus the sex god
39:00 <TheRon> martin
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> skirmish, i think you're getting confused with your soon to be wife
40:00 <faux> Looool
40:00 <Doodle> looool
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've got dick on tap
40:00 <faux> Owned. 
40:00 <Clarkson> k i need a cig before i jizz
40:00 <faux> pics clarkson
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <Clarkson> cant they make an all rounder laptop ? one that has good parts all around ? i mean at the price they ask for the fucking things you'd think theyd get it right
40:00 <faux> K
40:00 <Skirmish> I see. That's how it's going to be is it. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yus
41:00 <faux> Lovers tiff
41:00 <Doodle> eee
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> TOTALLY
41:00 <faux> Hey u were mean 2 her first
41:00 <faux> She just bit back
41:00 <faux> !!!
41:00 <Doodle> in case
41:00 <Skirmish> Not at me, at my fiance. I don't use her husband as fodder ... well I never used to. 
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away.mp3 (5.07MB 192kbps Stereo 3:41)
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Oh please
42:00 <faux> fodder
42:00 <faux> ehehe
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stop being so butthurt
42:00 <faux> Hello modder
42:00 <faux> Hello fodder
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
42:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
42:00 <Skirmish> I'm not butthurt at all. 
42:00 <faux> Here I am at camp grenada
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> righteo
42:00 <Doodle> ahahahahahahahhahha
42:00 <faux> Is that the camp name
42:00 <Doodle> iunno but its hilair
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <faux> <3
42:00 <Doodle> <3
43:00 <faux> Omg I'm gonna go run past their bbq and steal some chicken
43:00 <faux> Smells soso good
43:00 <Doodle> i should tend to my garden
43:00 <faux> hot
43:00 <faux> Pics
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <faux> I tended 2 my garden a few days ago
43:00 <faux> Removed some weeds
43:00 <Doodle> lol i didnt mean that
43:00 <Doodle> tho i did that last night
43:00 <faux> I know
43:00 <Dugnuts> mm weed
43:00 <faux> Lol
44:00 <faux> ur "mint" gRden
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mmm home time soon
44:00 <Doodle> yeh its mint now after i tended to it
44:00 <Doodle> ;)
44:00 <Skirmish> https://singlewhitealcoholicseekssame.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/showers.gif?w=460&h=285      <---- lol so borderline. 
44:00 <faux> pics
44:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
44:00 <faux> So selfish 
44:00 <Doodle> who
44:00 <faux> U
44:00 <StrykerX> lolol
45:00 <Doodle> nah i'm not doing any more pics, i've retired
45:00 <Doodle> once the grey pubes start
45:00 <faux> Lol today i zumba'd with the curtains open cos it was hot as fuck and the old lady across gave me the thumbs up and was dancing on her verandah 
45:00 <Doodle> looool
45:00 <faux> She's so cute rofl
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
45:00 <TheRon> donna - borderline
45:00 <faux> I wasn't even embarrassed cos she was just adorable 
45:00 <TheRon> madonna
45:00 <faux> She prob thought I was a spastic 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think i'm too uncoordinated to zumba
46:00 <faux> Lol
46:00 <faux> I was the worst when I started 
46:00 <faux> U get used to it
46:00 <faux> It's fun 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> allegedly 
46:00 <faux> Meh
46:00 <TheRon> when i was young my dad took me down the australian institute of sport where they diagnosed me as being unco
46:00 <faux> U cat be that retarded 
46:00 <faux> It's just dancinf
46:00 <faux> Lop
46:00 <faux> l
46:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> do what i do katatonic_kate01_
47:00 <Doodle> get drunk first
47:00 <faux> Doodle tomorrow is 24 degs
47:00 <faux> Pls take it
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> then take pics, yes
47:00 <Doodle> 24!
47:00 <Doodle> omggggggggggg
47:00 <faux> yeah
47:00 <Doodle> i want it
47:00 <faux> Today was 23
47:00 <faux> :-(
47:00 <TheRon> 7 degrees in ballarat i think
47:00 <faux> Kill me
47:00 <Doodle> fuck
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <faux> Warming up to soon
47:00 <faux> Too*
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> summer is going to be epic
47:00 <Doodle> i'm coming over
47:00 <faux> Good timing
48:00 <faux> I'm off to shower 
48:00 <faux> bbs 
48:00 <Doodle> re00wwwwwwwww
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
48:00 <Doodle> c u dere
48:00 <faux> K
48:00 <faux> K den
48:00 <Skirmish> It's meant to get very cold again early next week so don't worry it's not really warming up yet. 1 more month of winter. 
48:00 <faux> bi
48:00 <Doodle> i'll be the bloke panting in the corner
48:00 <TheRon> doodle's hobby is secretly tape women in tje showe
48:00 <Doodle> nah its not a secret
49:00 <Skirmish> Doodle gets all the ladies. 
49:00 <Skirmish> They are happy to perform for him. 
49:00 <Lumeah> No he doesn't 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol - calm your farm doodle
49:00 <Doodle> its the roofies
49:00 <Doodle> i am calm
49:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: You're not a lady so he obviously won't get you.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> panting in the corner
49:00 <Lumeah> He should meet georgie 
49:00 <Doodle> heh
49:00 <Doodle> i'm right here
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> right here, right now
50:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Still on the old beat on Lumeah  because skirmy never got any. 
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Right Here, Right Now.mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Stereo 6:28)
50:00 <Sexorcist> Sup
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lumeah,did skirmish ask you for sex?
50:00 <Doodle> ernintendo Chalmers
50:00 <Sexorcist> U pigs
50:00 <Doodle> or did he demand it like a man
51:00 <Skirmish> I asked her for tit pics. That was it. She carried on like a spastic so I told her not to worry about it. 
51:00 <Doodle> loool
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
51:00 <Doodle> they all do that
51:00 <Lumeah> Well he was mighty friendly till i found. HE'S MARRIED
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol 
51:00 <Skirmish> She carried on like she was a fucking teenager. It was annoying as. 
51:00 <Doodle> i'm married
51:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: thats how i break the ice with women
51:00 <Doodle> 2 da mob
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif that's a barrier
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> I'm not married Lumeah you mong. 
51:00 <Sexorcist> Arguing with you is like wrestling with a pig- u both get muddy however i do not want mud on me
51:00 <Lumeah> Oh nice... 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> good work sex, next
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lame analogy 
52:00 <Lumeah> Well hun thats not all u don't like about u. 
52:00 <Doodle> ooooh
52:00 <Doodle> wha else
52:00 <Doodle> t
52:00 <Lumeah> So no.. You didn't get pics.. Ta. 
52:00 <British^Meat> GISS DA GOSS
52:00 <Skirmish> u don't like about u? 
53:00 <Lumeah> Oh shut up. 
53:00 <Lumeah> Pic on typos.. Gtfu. 
53:00 <Doodle> stfo
53:00 <Skirmish> I don't even see why this is being discussed like it was a thing. I asked you for tit pics. I had no interest in your beyond getting the pic and having a laugh at your expense. 
53:00 <anotherirc3r> charming
53:00 <Skirmish> you*
53:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
54:00 <Skirmish> I'm honest. I would have even been friendly if she didn't carry on like an immature idiot when she was asked. 
54:00 <Doodle> i showed Skirmish my tits
54:00 <Doodle> he didnt even ask
54:00 <Skirmish> That is why I am friendly with Doodle. 
54:00 <anotherirc3r> lol fair enough
54:00 <partay> anotherirc3r tits or gtfo 
54:00 <Clarkson> or shut the fuck up whore.
55:00 <Doodle> Skirmish is friendly with all the doodles
55:00 <Skirmish> I see what you did there, and i do not agree. 
55:00 <anotherirc3r> partay, no dear
55:00 <Skirmish> Isn't anotherirc3r dating StrykerX ? 
56:00 <StrykerX> LOL
56:00 <StrykerX> Nope
56:00 <Skirmish> I thought I saw something like that typed at some stage. I don't know what's going on. 
56:00 <Skirmish> All I know for a fact is that Lumeah is retarded. 
56:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <Sexorcist> Good morning
58:00 <British^Meat> Id like to see a cross-over movie with BIll and Ted and Wayne & Garth from Waynes world all stuck in a Biodome
59:00 <Sexorcist> Lish
59:00 <Sexorcist> U hairy pig woman
59:00 <Lumeah> Your just rude if that turns u on kate go for it hun. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Why are you involving Kate? 
59:00 <Sexorcist> Lish sup
59:00 <StrykerX> So much for Win10
59:00 <Lish> Hi
59:00 <Lish> Nothing 
59:00 <StrykerX> Errors out
00:00 <StrykerX> "Something happened"
00:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm not dating anyone Skirmish
00:00 <StrykerX> What a detailed error message.
00:00 <Skirmish> 'Something happened' error? 
00:00 <anotherirc3r> nor do i want to
00:00 <Sexorcist> Lish how's ur Saturday
00:00 <partay> StrykerX forewarned my friend 
00:00 <Lish> It's fine thanks you
00:00 <StrykerX> Yes, Skirmish
00:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah it's become a meme StrykerX . 
00:00 <StrykerX> Then you try re-run it
00:00 <StrykerX> "You need to reboot then retry"
00:00 <StrykerX> Hint taken, Microsoft!!
01:00 <Sexorcist> Lish thats great
01:00 <Sexorcist> Whatever u reckon hey
01:00 <Lish> Yep
01:00 <Lish> Pretty great
01:00 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: You're young. Stay single and be a pin cushion for a while. Get Tinder for your phone too. You go girl. 
01:00 <partay> lol
01:00 <partay> is anotherirc3r a chubber ?
01:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. I like chubbers. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Just not ugly ones with massive Paddy and Selma hair.
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <TheRon> pad thai?
02:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah. totally chubby partay
02:00 <faux> mmm quick showers rock
02:00 <Skirmish> Long hot showers are better.
02:00 <Sexorcist> Lish we aren't done yet with this conversation
02:00 <Skirmish> As hot as you can handle it. 
02:00 <faux> No it was warm today 
02:00 <Lish> Oh we aren't? 
03:00 <Sexorcist> No
03:00 <faux> Is sexorcist mayo
03:00 <Sexorcist> There's more
03:00 <Lish> Ok then
03:00 <Skirmish> It's some muppet. 
03:00 <StrykerX> Easy way to tell faux
03:00 <faux> ?
03:00 <StrykerX> loooooooooooooooooooooooool @ Sexorcist
03:00 <Sexorcist> Its still goin
03:00 <Sexorcist> Its all happenin
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <StrykerX> Not Mayo
03:00 <British^Meat> is very saemonesque
03:00 <StrykerX> He can't help himself and does looooolllll back
04:00 <faux> Yes that seems fool proof
04:00 <faux> But not really 
04:00 <StrykerX> lol
04:00 <Sexorcist> Lish we arent through yet
04:00 <StrykerX> Ir's likely Pliv
04:00 <Skirmish> lol I like how a dickhead comes into the channel that uses a nick that nobody knows and so begins the enjoyable game of 'Compare this retard to all the other retards on irc and see what they match'. 
04:00 <Clarkson> my vagina is ready
04:00 <British^Meat> its just hard though
04:00 <faux> It seems mayoey
05:00 <Skirmish> Plivent carries on a lot like Mayo. 
05:00 <British^Meat> coz most of the dickheads do change thier nicks
05:00 <partay> Clarkson thats def a faux quote 
05:00 <British^Meat> its like, thier thing
05:00 <Clarkson> BLORT.. fuck sorry
05:00 <faux> shut up partay
05:00 <faux> bash ya
05:00 <Skirmish> Plivent is Mayo V2.0. No improvement though. 
06:00 <partay> faux answer my pm STAT 
06:00 <faux> What pm
06:00 <StrykerX> Mayo is more tolerable than pliv
06:00 <StrykerX> lol
06:00 <faux> Mayo just repeats shit 
06:00 <Clarkson> She's a fucking slut
06:00 <faux> And laughs like a retard
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
06:00 <StrykerX> Yup
07:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
07:00 <Doodle> etc
07:00 <faux> That's why I thought it was him cos he kept saying the same.thinf to lish
07:00 <Doodle> wasnt he on this morning
07:00 <StrykerX> Like I said, more tolerable.
07:00 <StrykerX> Pliv just rips into people like a fuckwit.
08:00 <faux> mmm
08:00 <faux> Idk but if they're on and I'm not here just say my nick 2 set off my highlight 
08:00 <faux> I'll get a big ban boner and banish their asses
09:00 <Doodle> heheheh
09:00 <Doodle> pics
09:00 <Doodle> eeeeheuuheueheuehuehue
09:00 <faux> this is how babies r made 
09:00 <StrykerX> Fucking Skirmish
09:00 <StrykerX> I needed him to stay
09:00 <Doodle> lol i thought that said barbies
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Doodle> HI KEN
10:00 <StrykerX> So I could learn how to get around that error
10:00 <faux>  push a barbie out ur dickhole
10:00 <British^Meat> so which one are you Sexorcist?
10:00 <Doodle> no :(
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <faux> in?
10:00 <Doodle> noooooooooooo
10:00 <faux> Oh
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <faux> k
10:00 <Doodle> i will however
10:00 <Doodle> screw her leg back on and give her a good rinse out
10:00 <faux> rofllll
11:00 <faux> You're filthy
11:00 <Doodle> lol its from a tv show
11:00 <faux> That show is filthy 
11:00 <Doodle> thats why its my fave
11:00 <Doodle> EDWARD HITLER WOULD YOU GET INTO THE LAVATORY WITH ME THIS INSTANT
12:00 <Doodle> we're.. toilet inspectors...
12:00 <British^Meat> FIXING THIER BUZZZEEEERS
12:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooool
12:00 <Doodle> berlin is the capital of which country germany
12:00 <Doodle> COME ON THE ANSWERS IN THE QUESTION
12:00 <British^Meat> hah
13:00 <British^Meat> would u care for a horesdeevs maaaaaam
13:00 <Doodle> don't be so foul!
13:00 <British^Meat> i could go on all night, but i wont
13:00 <British^Meat> RIP RICHIE
13:00 <Doodle> same lol
13:00 <British^Meat> *sniff*
14:00 <Doodle> :~)
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> holy shit! 15 minutes of work required *shocked*
14:00 <Doodle> 45 mins to go!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YEW!
14:00 <StrykerX> You're at work?
14:00 <Doodle> then its sexy time in the stairwell with Doodle on the way out
14:00 <Clarkson> click that shit ... 9 mins of epic wank
14:00 <Doodle> then home
15:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson clearly isn't talking about pieter
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
15:00 <Clarkson> that would give me a bad fuckin trip yo :(
15:00 <StrykerX> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> work
15:00 <TheRon> "work"
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missy Elliott-Work It feat 50 Cent (Remix).mp3 (11.62MB 128kbps Stereo 12:41)
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i'm a sex worker… and i irc whilst fucking clients
15:00 <Doodle> hot
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *rolls eyes*
16:00 <Doodle> that explains the typos
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I work in a women's refuge 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not sure why i have to be here on the weekend
16:00 <Doodle> to give my number out
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've literally sat in the office most of the day reading uni stuff and chatting here
16:00 <Doodle> :o
16:00 <Doodle> i'll never get laid at this rate
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> one is sick
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> one is a cunt
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> one is like 70
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <Doodle> er
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> one is like 50
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> one doesn't speak english
17:00 <Doodle> maybe dont give them my number
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
18:00 <StrykerX> Doodle will put a couple of them up
18:00 <faux> I'm hug3uhd
18:00 <faux> Hungry*
18:00 <StrykerX> In exchange for services.
18:00 <Doodle> ead
18:00 <faux> ueabfdc
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, not too sure if they're looking for dick
18:00 <Clarkson> stebie: what about IRC and sex at the same time? might get you slapped though
18:00 <faux> kum
18:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol!!!
19:00 <Doodle> clarky knows
19:00 <Clarkson> cleo is bitch
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> meow
19:00 <faux> agreed
19:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
19:00 <Doodle> agreed 
19:00 <StrykerX> Who said sex?
19:00 <Doodle> cosmo is better
19:00 <faux> Ya mum
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> dolly doctor
19:00 <StrykerX> Cheap house cleaning labour.
19:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
19:00 <faux> Clarkson show me ur boobs
19:00 <Clarkson> well the topic was , "i see lots of related.................... boobs
19:00 <faux> lolll
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i have a green discharge from my vagina - should i see a doctor
20:00 <Doodle> dear dolly doctor, y do 90s tampons only come in fluoro
20:00 <faux> Yes so show me clarky
20:00 <Clarkson> fuckin normally ya fear not being able to pick em yet these ones stick right out, especially when they are a girl weatring mens bonds boxers n ya a dick there
20:00 <Doodle> hahaha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
20:00 <faux> ok pieter
20:00 <faux> N YA A DICK IN THERE
20:00 <Doodle> lol wt
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> theres a dick in there
20:00 <faux> Idk did anyone ever understand what he was saying 
20:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and stories to tell
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> open wide
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <faux> Cum inside 
21:00 <Doodle> D:
21:00 <faux> It's doooodles butt
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> don't let pieter inside
21:00 <Doodle> oi
21:00 <Doodle> no
21:00 <Doodle> pls
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because it will be suicide
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals.mp3 (3.92MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 2:51)
21:00 <faux> k
22:00 <Doodle> win
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> do you reckon pieter even had a dick?
22:00 <Doodle> you're talkin to me about atuff, why? i'd rather see your titties
22:00 <Doodle> *stuff
22:00 <Doodle> now you're talkin to me about other stuff, why? i'd still rather see your titties
22:00 <faux> Yes we saw it in a video 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
22:00 <faux> It was a slug
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> vomits
23:00 <Doodle> it was rated g for gross
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
23:00 <faux> yah
23:00 <Doodle> lol slug
23:00 <faux> His feet were like
23:00 <faux> 9 ft long
23:00 <faux> That was equally as disgusting 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
23:00 <faux> And he had needles on the table 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i hope they were clean 
23:00 <faux> And was like
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh fucking ew
23:00 <faux> I'M DIABETIC
23:00 <faux> k
23:00 <Doodle> lol 
23:00 <faux> kden
24:00 <Doodle> diabetics dont shoot up
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <TheRon> he could be
24:00 <Doodle> in the living room
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.mp3 (8.45MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:13)
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> they're doing a new album soon
25:00 <Doodle> oer
25:00 <Doodle> i wonder how old they all look now
25:00 <Doodle> :D
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> over 9000
26:00 <Doodle> uber neuntausend
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm uber excited to finish 
26:00 <Doodle> ee
27:00 <Doodle> fucking poodle says he will call me once this load lands
27:00 <Doodle> thankfully i know he is skydiving
27:00 <Doodle> cos tha sounds gross
27:00 <Doodle> t
27:00 <faux> Poodle and doodle
27:00 <faux> lovers
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <faux> So much yes
28:00 <Doodle> u wish m8
28:00 <faux> Maybe
28:00 <Doodle> lol ew
28:00 <Doodle> you send me pics of you and amsy banging and we'll talk
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scissor Sisters - Take Your Momma Out.mp3 (6.33MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:54)
38:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Bastardly_One
39:00 <faux> Settle his dick doesn't work
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> a few paddle pop sticks and viagra might work?
41:00 <StrykerX> Paddle pop sticks?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, paddle pop sticks
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> to provide support
41:00 <StrykerX> Oh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> far out!
42:00 <StrykerX> Thought it would be something kinky
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you might need that hot tip in a few years dude ;)
42:00 <StrykerX> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah no
42:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha 
42:00 <StrykerX> Who knows!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> if not viagra 
48:00 <HillaryClinton> Lish we arent thru yet
49:00 <Lish> Ok
49:00 <faux> Lish do u know who it is
50:00 <Lish> No
50:00 <HillaryClinton> Big night out tonight ladies?
50:00 <partay> SIP
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://diply.com/inked-mag/ghetto-glamour-shots-rachet-hawt-damn/162404
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> HAWT
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lmfao @ dude with adult nappy on and money coming out of it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I'm outta here
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> later ya'll
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11828752_1012093105491562_764057968939907859_n.jpg?oh=472e8f28cbf5ff884e1536406c68bad6&oe=560F4449&__gda__=1447822371_4d35aeeb7080890ad3a365c5b6e567d8
01:00 <TheRon> collingwood losing?
01:00 <TheRiddler> yep
02:00 <TheRiddler> and ppl thought they'd be a finals hope
02:00 <TheRon> huh!
03:00 <muppet> fucking windows update
04:00 <ooomp> lol
10:00 <StrykerX> Win10?
10:00 <muppet> nah, 7
11:00 <muppet> i just turned automatic restarts off
11:00 <TheRon> 69
11:00 <muppet> its a virtual machine, i dont even really care that much
12:00 <muppet> Daryl Hall & John Oates - Sara Smile (Daryl Hall & John Oates [1975]) [03:05]
13:00 <ooomp> You need to be protected from the internets, muppet
14:00 <muppet> haha
14:00 <muppet> i use osx
15:00 <muppet> and by "i use osx" i dont mean i use a mac cos im useless
15:00 <muppet> Jackson Browne - Somebody's Baby (The Next Voice You Hear - The Best Of Jackson Browne [1997]) [04:23]
16:00 <ooomp> You use a Mac because you are useful?
17:00 <muppet> yeah, something like that
17:00 <muppet> i bought a refurb white macbook about 6 years ago and its been mac ever since
17:00 <muppet> i needed to learn to use the os properly for work and now windows just annoys the shit out of me
18:00 <ooomp> Excellent
19:00 <StrykerX> I love my Mac
21:00 <ooomp> Macbook pro?
21:00 <muppet> right now yeah
21:00 <muppet> i5, 8gb, 128gb ssd and dvd removed and a 750gb platter drive
21:00 <muppet> GOES ALRIGHT
21:00 <muppet> el capitan beta
22:00 <muppet> Player - Baby Come Back (The Best Of Player: Baby Come Back [1998]) [04:14]
22:00 <ooomp> And you actually want to run windoze on it
22:00 <muppet> id been running windows on it for some work related stuff
22:00 <muppet> however as of yesterday at 4pm im unemployed
23:00 <muppet> ah its a pretty pristine vm. its only 20 gig, on the secondary, like id waste ssd space with this shit
23:00 <muppet> also occasionally windows comes in useful
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/6x49Y.jpg
25:00 <ooomp> Save yourself a couple gig by deleting the update uninstall files
26:00 <ooomp> She looks too fake TheRiddler
26:00 <Dugnuts> ?
27:00 <Dugnuts> fake?
27:00 <TheRiddler> I rather not  have a computer that takes away features n purposely slows down
27:00 <Dugnuts> nope
27:00 <muppet> oh the size of the disk is set on the vm
31:00 <muppet> mm irkutzkian eyes
32:00 <partay> TheRiddler thats more like it 
35:00 <HillaryRodhamClinton> Phaggots
35:00 <HillaryRodhamClinton> U like my dicky
36:00 <partay> its tiny 
36:00 <HillaryRodhamClinton> Losers
36:00 <HillaryRodhamClinton> 8 inches
36:00 <muppet> Freak Kitchen - Tiny little Second (Freak Kitchen [1998]) [03:23]
38:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> Awwww congrats to faux/fawks on her ops! Also, congrats for Serenity getting her penis sucked by faux. 
43:00 <Clarkson> what bout that cunt from mighty boosh
44:00 <ooomp> And congratulations to you Skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> ... this should be good. 
45:00 <Skirmish> For what? 
45:00 <ooomp> well now that you have preempted something you weren't expecting, I'm not saying anymore
45:00 <Skirmish> Well that worked well. 
46:00 <doctor> faux will make a good op
46:00 <Skirmish> I think so too. 
47:00 <stompin> Skirmish is just jealous he didnt getto suck Serenity's penis
49:00 <nate> getto suck!!
49:00 <faux>  :)
49:00 <nate> thats dirty
49:00 <ooomp> Don't be racist nate
50:00 <faux> I think like 3 people have made the me sucking sezs dick today 
50:00 <faux> Good times
51:00 <Skirmish> Well it is the traditional way to get ops. 
51:00 <faux> Is it
51:00 <faux> You should be opd  in every channel
51:00 <Skirmish> Don't be daft
52:00 <Bastardly_One> green is clearly his favourite colour
53:00 <faux> Loool
53:00 <partay> faux has the nice big boobs to qualify for op duty
54:00 <muppet> whats this about ghetto head
54:00 <ooomp> stompin's blowjob special, mullet.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is Doodle here? 
54:00 <ooomp> Muppet*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he really needs to leave the house tonight for once
55:00 <faux> .....
55:00 <ooomp> Doodle is here with me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> four awesome bands on tonight for a tenner
56:00 <muppet> wish that was going on here
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave
56:00 <Bastardly_One> check out Batpiss on Spotify and see what you think
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking love that band 
56:00 <Clarkson> taco facts, appearance, life achievements, sex life
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they're headlining
58:00 <partay> cowboys back from 18-0 down 
02:00 <partay> then ashleigh licked it all off 
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ;)
02:00 <ooomp> wb Skirmish
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she would
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dirty little hussy
02:00 <Skirmish> Thank you. Much nicer using mirc. 
02:00 <partay> indeed
02:00 <Bastardly_One> tell us more
03:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish: How do I get around this "Something happened" error?!
03:00 <StrykerX> Is it because I had outstanding updates?
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lolol StrykerX 
03:00 <StrykerX> Sup ashleighxtrinity
04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> go to control panel, click on Region, go to Administrative tab and change locale to English (United States)
04:00 <StrykerX> wut
04:00 <StrykerX> Really?
04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yeah
04:00 <StrykerX> I'll give it a bash shortly!
04:00 <Dugnuts> heh
04:00 <Dugnuts> all these people with windows 10
05:00 <ooomp> It's cute
05:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I have no idea. 
06:00 <ooomp> I'll stick with 7 when I need it for the foreseeable future whilst they iron out the crap
06:00 <StrykerX> ashleighxtrinity just posted a "fix"
06:00 <Skirmish> thank you ashleighxtrinity. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/aijkB.jpg
06:00 <StrykerX> Have to try it
07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nice tits
07:00 <partay> not as nice as yours 
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/oBa3V.jpg for the girls
11:00 <ooomp> Yay
11:00 <ooomp> ..not.
12:00 <muppet> hahaha
12:00 <muppet> ive seen more jizz in the last 4 days than ive ever seen
12:00 <Clarkson> the only time my order is long is when i tell them no to burn the fucking milk cos they are useless
12:00 <muppet> thanks to you
13:00 <muppet> Freak Kitchen - See you in Pittsburgh (Appetizer [1994]) [04:40]
14:00 <Skirmish> Still coming up 'Something Happened' for me after changing locale. 
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> what are you trying to do
14:00 <anotherirc3r> having fun Skirmish?
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/xKwT1.jpg
15:00 <partay> Skirmish dude.. dont install it.. its still full of bugs ffs
16:00 <muppet> id eat that ass
16:00 <Clarkson> id fucking jump down the DOE so quick
16:00 <muppet> and id get upset if she didnt clench around my tongue
17:00 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: Always. 
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/EF63Z.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> good
18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
18:00 <StrykerX> hiiiii pong
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
19:00 <StrykerX> How's it going bud
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong good u
19:00 <TheRiddler> hai Nikky`
20:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRiddler
22:00 <Skirmish> [19:14] <ashleighxtrinity> what are you trying to do  <---- Update to 10 using Windows Media Creation Tool. 
23:00 <invizzi> i tried that and i kept getting 'something is wrong'
23:00 <muppet> just get the fucking iso
23:00 <Clarkson> the year 7 girls clits were bigger than his willy
23:00 <Skirmish> 'Something Happened'.  Ghey error. 
23:00 <ooomp> Hey Nikky` :)
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> which step do you get stuck at Skirmish 
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/tVHqI.jpg
23:00 <Nikky`> Hey ooomp :o))
23:00 <invizzi> what should work is clearing the softwaredistribution/download folder and then running in cmd wuauclt.exe /updatenow
23:00 <Skirmish> It didn't even make it to step one. Just instantly comes up "Something Happened". 
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> got internet connection?
23:00 <TheRiddler> try saving to USB first
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i got that when there was no internet available
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> a white dialog box with something happened
24:00 <Skirmish> Well I hope I have an internet connection otherwise I am chatting with myself and you're all my split personalities. m
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> we are
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you're alone
24:00 <invizzi> you are chatting to cortana lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Some of my personalities are fucking idiots! 
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I'm sorry Skirmish I don't understand the question. Would you like me to search Bing for you?
25:00 <muppet> get the iso
25:00 <Nikky`> yeah
25:00 <Nikky`> I just said yeah to make myself sound like I know what everyone is on about
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yeah
26:00 <partay> Bing ??
26:00 <partay> wtf
26:00 <Skirmish> or I could just sit on what I have now and wait for the 'Get windows now' icon to pop with an alert. 
27:00 <ooomp> Skirmish, I think you should just wait
27:00 <ooomp> Less trouble long term
27:00 <invizzi> wait for windows redstone
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here likes to boogie
28:00 <Skirmish> I am using the media creation tool to download to a USB and I will try upgrade from that. 
28:00 <Skirmish> This will be my final attempt though. 
28:00 <faux> Is there a way to add money to ur paypal acct without waiting 
28:00 <TheRiddler> make sure to backup
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> just enter card details when you pay using paypal faux?
29:00 <faux> My details are entered 
29:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I have nothing left to backup. This pc has MIRC and Firefox on it and that's it. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
29:00 <invizzi> install gentoo
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i send money / buy shit all the time it just takes it from my card, no need to have money in paypal
29:00 <Clarkson> Everyone has their own shit going down
29:00 <TheRiddler> well when I did it
29:00 <Skirmish> visa debit ashleighxtrinity? 
29:00 <faux> Oh so it'll take the remaining amount from my card?
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yup
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and yup
30:00 <Skirmish> Is your card a visa debit faux? If so, yes. 
30:00 <TheRiddler> it also didn't generate a key
30:00 <faux> Mastercard debit 
30:00 <Skirmish> Same thing. 
30:00 <faux> ok
30:00 <faux> kewl
30:00 <faux> I'll give it a go
30:00 <faux> Thx
30:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: I am told that as long as you upgrade and do not clean install, the current key that you are using upgrades to a win10 key. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Only asks for a key if you clean install. 
31:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I made a mistake of clean install
31:00 <TheRiddler> because the first option didn't work
31:00 <Skirmish> My brother did live chat with microsoft and was told that after he had done a clean install. 
31:00 <TheRiddler> it rebooted me
32:00 <TheRiddler> and I did the 2nd option but thought it was just asking me to choose a drive first
32:00 <TheRiddler> not a clean install
33:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
34:00 <TheRiddler> it says I have a product key
34:00 <Skirmish> Oh well you're set then.
34:00 <TheRiddler> why does it say to activate still
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> this is funny
36:00 <Doodle> [18:54] <Bastardly_One> he really needs to leave the house tonight for once
36:00 <Doodle> excuse me?
37:00 <ooomp> Try not paying attention to the old man
37:00 <Doodle> ohai ooomp
37:00 <Doodle> mm
37:00 <ooomp> I like how you copy/paste that and missed mine :(
37:00 <StrykerX> lolol
38:00 <Doodle> lol i saw what you said ;)
38:00 <ooomp> Yet I don't get a copy and paste.. 
38:00 <StrykerX> It's clear
38:00 <Doodle> [18:55] <ooomp> Doodle is here with me[18:55] <ooomp> Doodle is here with me[18:55] <ooomp> Doodle is here with me[18:55] <ooomp> Doodle is here with me[18:55] <ooomp> Doodle is here with me
38:00 <StrykerX> B1 is more his type
38:00 <StrykerX> :P
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Doodle you should be more like B1. Try pouring olive oil into your lungs until you wheeze and cough regularly to begin with.
38:00 <ooomp> Clearly, StrykerX
39:00 <Doodle> er
39:00 <Doodle> no thx
39:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down fucksticks ... the Eastern actually has good bands on tonight
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for once
40:00 <Skirmish> Did you write their songs for the bands? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're such a yawn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> get new material
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [[[[[pong]]]]]
41:00 <anotherirc3r> hey Bastardly_One
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, both of you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy anotherirc3r
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how old are u Bastardly_One
41:00 <Skirmish> Old enough to help fix anotherirc3r's daddy issues! 
41:00 <partay> lol
41:00 <anotherirc3r> excuse me?
42:00 <anotherirc3r> i do not have 'daddy issues'
42:00 <Skirmish> You're excused. 
42:00 <partay> is anotherirc3r a slooder ?
42:00 <Skirmish> Apparently. 
42:00 <partay> well that makes sense 
42:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf is a slooder?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> those parties
42:00 <Skirmish> A noun used to describe a certain type of Austnet female. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the early ones
42:00 <Bastardly_One> slooder meets
43:00 <Skirmish> I remember the slooder website for Austnet slooders. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they mean you're a Belle
43:00 <anotherirc3r> what noun is that Skirmish?
43:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, yuck
43:00 <anotherirc3r> that thing is disgusting
43:00 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: slooder. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or a male version would be Lister
43:00 <StrykerX> I thought slooder was unisex.
43:00 <StrykerX> lol
43:00 <StrykerX> Lister.. LOL
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> is [[[[[pong]]]]] a slooder?
43:00 <Skirmish> Pong wishes. 
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is
44:00 <anotherirc3r> Lister?!?!!?
44:00 <anotherirc3r> ewwwwwww
44:00 <anotherirc3r> what a creep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, last time I heard he has gotten that fat it's affected his health
44:00 <anotherirc3r> i went to one of those meets. thank god i didn't stay long
44:00 <StrykerX> Wasn't he way skinny in the pix?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon?
45:00 <StrykerX> I can't remember
45:00 <StrykerX> Netz's site has been down a while.
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong come and just looked at the loosers
45:00 <StrykerX> pong, were you at WheelieBinTheif's partay?
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another place you can find some pics
45:00 <anotherirc3r> there is no way i am like Belle Bastardly_One lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but no tellin'
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as there is one of me
46:00 <anotherirc3r> show!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I look worse than I do now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Netz tried to molest pong
46:00 <anotherirc3r> so glad there were no pics of me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where to find them anotherirc3r
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that was at SlowPedo's though
46:00 <muppet> Freak Kitchen - Michael & the Syndrome (Freak Kitchen [1998]) [03:56]
46:00 <StrykerX> lol
46:00 <StrykerX> SlowPedo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean at SlowMover's
47:00 <StrykerX> He sneaks on here still from time to time
47:00 <anotherirc3r> i met Eric
47:00 <Nikky`> I sneak on here from time to time
47:00 <partay> TimeW ia another pedo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah unique accidently found every chick nude on his comp
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well most of them
47:00 <StrykerX> You're not a pedo tho, Nikky`
47:00 <StrykerX> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and a fair percentage underaged
47:00 <partay> i have a portfolio of irc bewb
47:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One: Not surprised.
48:00 <Nikky`> No.. just a sneak :P
48:00 <StrykerX> At all
48:00 <Nikky`> Same partay.. wonderful things
48:00 <partay> yep
48:00 <Nikky`> kidding
48:00 <anotherirc3r> well, that's stupid of them
48:00 <Nikky`> I have no boop pics
48:00 <Nikky`> boob 
48:00 <Nikky`> also
49:00 <anotherirc3r> lol same
49:00 <muppet> bulltwang, all girls have brest pictures
49:00 <Nikky`> lies
49:00 <StrykerX> Nikky`: You sent me one yrs ago
49:00 <noodledance> not on irc
49:00 <StrykerX> Are you saying it was fake? :o
50:00 <noodledance> why the fuck show your tits on here, you kno its gonna end up posted everywhere
50:00 <Nikky`> lol why lie you dick
50:00 <noodledance> which is wot they want
50:00 <anotherirc3r> pretty much noodledance
50:00 <muppet> iu bet theres bulk clevage in your facebook profile
50:00 <Skirmish> I've known Nikky` for so long she sent me her pic over msn. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> remember smurfy/smurfette?
51:00 <noodledance> lack male attention in person, make up for it from online dorks
51:00 <muppet> even girls without cleavage be getting clevage in facebook
51:00 <noodledance> my profile pic is jus ma face
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she found me on FB the other day 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> scary 
51:00 <faux> zzzz
51:00 <TheRiddler> ffs I hate jeep ads
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <TheRiddler> they're never clever
51:00 <Skirmish> They bought a Jeep.
52:00 <Nikky`> I have never sent a tit pic in my life
52:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
52:00 <muppet> im not saying you have
52:00 <noodledance> pussy pic
52:00 <faux> Well get on it
52:00 <noodledance> ?
52:00 <faux> hey
52:00 <muppet> im syaing youll have tit pics, is all
52:00 <Skirmish> I don't mean a tit pic. I mean a pic of you. 
52:00 <Clarkson> and crack onto every fucking chick that comes onto irc
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <partay> Nikky` k go
52:00 <Nikky`> oh..well yes, I sent you a pic of me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that new one with the ink drawings is as funny as a car crash
52:00 <Nikky`> that is different
52:00 <noodledance> PuSSY PiCS
52:00 <Skirmish> Maurice is another one that sends tit pics to everyone. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you must of got a jeep
52:00 <Skirmish> Just pm her. 
53:00 <partay> yah i have Maurices bewbs 
53:00 <Nikky`> Make my dinner first partay
53:00 <faux> Me 2
53:00 <faux> Well one boob
53:00 <Skirmish> me 3
53:00 <TheRiddler> 1 bewb girl
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's a tic tac
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <muppet> Maurice is the kind of girl that will have 2 pink nipples, one on each tit
53:00 <Clarkson> so ... there ... n shit
53:00 <faux> What.
54:00 <StrykerX> There was a lass who used to come on here who pretty much had a uniboob.
54:00 <StrykerX> It was.. Weird.
54:00 <Skirmish> They are more of an off brown in colour. 
54:00 <muppet> a uniboob eh
54:00 <faux> Someone shower me that stryker
54:00 <faux> It was hilarious 
54:00 <faux> Showed*
54:00 <TheRiddler> it was Ih8u
54:00 <TheRiddler> or howver her nick went
54:00 <faux> She seemed confident though so powah 2 her
54:00 <Skirmish> I cannot even fathom what a uniboob looks like. 
54:00 <TheRiddler> shan
55:00 <muppet> i cant imagine a uniboob either
55:00 <faux> Can u imagine any
55:00 <faux> Besides your moms
55:00 <muppet> i have kids, let that sink in
55:00 <Skirmish> I can remember your moms. 
55:00 <faux> Do u need 2 see boobs 2 have kids
56:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
56:00 <muppet> it helps
56:00 <StrykerX> Shannon
56:00 <StrykerX> lollll
56:00 <Skirmish> There has been a few times when I could have made kids and not seen boobs in the process. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> glory hole
57:00 <faux> KeWL
57:00 <noodledance> fuck up skirmish
57:00 <TheRiddler> sperm doner
57:00 <Skirmish> lol no way mang. No sex in public toilets. 
57:00 <noodledance> theres been a few times i wanted to blow you the fuck up
57:00 <faux> Who's noodlepants
57:00 <Skirmish> noodledance: up your valium dose. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> amelia faux
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <noodledance> uP YouR VaLiuM DoSe
58:00 <faux> quinster
58:00 <TheRiddler> wait
58:00 <TheRiddler> yes
58:00 <noodledance> rawrrrr fauxycouscous
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <faux> hai
58:00 <muppet> i once got a gobby in a sauna at a public swimming pool
58:00 <noodledance> :)
58:00 <faux> gross
58:00 <noodledance> dope
58:00 <TheRiddler> you got me confused because you called her noodlepants
58:00 <noodledance> did you get aids too
58:00 <noodledance> yum
58:00 <faux> Can u not
58:00 <noodledance> SouNDS LiKe FuN
58:00 <faux> Did she need a compass 2 find ur dick
58:00 <Skirmish> I've had sex in public swimming pools. One on a RAAF base. 
58:00 <Clarkson> good shit crash
59:00 <muppet> haha gnarly
59:00 <faux> I've never given head underwater and I don't think I'd ever want to
59:00 <faux> Don't  u just choke on gallons of piss water 
59:00 <noodledance> do i look like a fuckin dolphin
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <Maurice> Motherfucker, my beetroot fell into my dipping sauce
59:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
59:00 <Maurice> First world problems
59:00 <TheRiddler> my hand is a dolphin
00:00 <faux> what
00:00 <muppet> too much sriracha in that mi goreng
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's from a song parody
00:00 <faux> ah k
00:00 <noodledance> so much dolphin talk in here lately
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub) Views: 44,319,592 Uploader: McGoiter Uploaded: Mar 22, 2011 Duration: 1m16s Rating: 4.82
00:00 <Skirmish> Because they have sex for fun. 
00:00 <Clarkson> it should bubble like a bitch
01:00 <muppet> why would you even post that
01:00 <faux> Cos he can 
01:00 <faux> Fuck up 
01:00 <noodledance> don't act like you don't get down to it
01:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler is always linking weird stuff. It's pot luck when you click his links. Some are good, some give you herpes. 
01:00 <muppet> Christopher Cross - Sailing (Rhino Hi-Five: Christopher Cross [2005]) [04:17]
01:00 <noodledance> its all in the hips baby!
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's hilarious
01:00 <muppet> nah i havent been playing 80s yacht rock hits for the last 3 days because im into absolute tripe like that
02:00 <noodledance> do not lie @ me
02:00 <Skirmish> What is yacht rock? 
02:00 <faux> God this movie is so boring 
02:00 <Skirmish> Music on a boat? 
02:00 <faux> I blame thestig
02:00 <faux> for everything 
02:00 <TheRiddler> what movie?
02:00 <faux> Jennys wedding
02:00 <TheRiddler> I suggest super troopers
02:00 <TheRiddler> sounds boring
02:00 <muppet> yeacht rock is like
03:00 <muppet> imagine the shit your dad would listen to on a boat if he owned the actual boat
03:00 <Clarkson> get the fuck off my sunburn!
03:00 <invizzi> super troopers is a funny film
03:00 <muppet> thats yacht rock
03:00 <faux> Katherine Heigl however u spell her name is a lesbian who hasn't told her parents and has been in a relationship with the chick from Gilmore girls who looks 12 for 5 years
03:00 <faux> And she finally tells her parents and that's all I'm up to so far cos I paused it zz
03:00 <muppet> toto, kenny loggins, steely dan
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Maurice> Sounds like shit
03:00 <Clarkson> funy shit though
03:00 <Maurice> No Clarkson
03:00 <Clarkson> what are you some kind of fucking moron ?
03:00 <faux> Yeah its fucking boring
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <Maurice> Fuck you, matey
04:00 <faux> Love clarky
04:00 <Clarkson> me asking about what he does n his adentures n shit
04:00 <TheRiddler> is there any girl on girl action?
04:00 <faux> .
04:00 <faux> They've kissed
04:00 <TheRiddler> so nothing else
04:00 <faux> It's not a porno
04:00 <TheRiddler> yet
04:00 <faux> Calm yourself 
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <faux> Idk I've only watched like 15 mins
05:00 <muppet> hall and oates, michael mcdonald
05:00 <muppet> you know, shit your dad listens to, on his boat
05:00 <faux> They look so odd together 
05:00 <muppet> yacht rock
05:00 <invizzi> is this yaucht rock? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgtxf_1aKi8#t=01m07s
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Pizza Boy" | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim Views: 608,404 Uploader: Adult Swim Uploaded: Feb 1, 2012 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.88
05:00 <faux> The Gilmore girls chick looks like 5
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol how
06:00 <TheRiddler> is this before gilmore girls
07:00 <muppet> thats AOR
07:00 <muppet> this is yacht rock
07:00 <muppet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9rT2hZwk2k
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: richard marx - endless summer nights Views: 1,967,860 Uploader: amylu867 Uploaded: Sep 7, 2008 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.90
08:00 <invizzi> i would like a playlist to have in my car
08:00 <TheRiddler> why would you listen to it if all you think about is your dad on a boat with your mum
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <muppet> its got nothing to do with my mum
09:00 <muppet> my mum listens to garth brooks
09:00 <muppet> James Ingram feat. Michael McDonald - Yah Mo Be There (Stand [In The Light] [2008]) [04:31]
09:00 <TheRiddler> but if your dad is on a boat
09:00 <TheRiddler> he's probably with your mum
09:00 <muppet> my dad gets seasick
09:00 <TheRiddler> while she has her tits out
10:00 <muppet> if it was, it would be a tinny in the river
10:00 <muppet> hed probabaly still have a captains hat
10:00 <TheRiddler> it'll be moored to the dock and never taken out
11:00 <Skirmish> Are you drunk tonight TheRiddler? 
11:00 <TheRiddler> nope
11:00 <Clarkson> faggots guys that see dick as good
12:00 <Skirmish> Just worked it out. Pong is chris. 
12:00 <muppet> hhhahah
12:00 <muppet> hissing
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is chris
12:00 <Skirmish> Retard junky that chats here and says the same kind of stuff you do. 
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo he copies pong
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> there is only 1 pong
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
13:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish: That's an insult to pong
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasshs
14:00 <Clarkson> yea fuck her
14:00 <Skirmish> Nearly finished putting the boot media onto USB ... then it's the final attempt at 10. If this doesn't work I am going to stay on 8.1. 
15:00 <partay> welcome back Skirmish
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here is uncircumsized???
15:00 <Skirmish> Hopefully in another 30 mins I can be chatting with you via 10 and then start downloading the 50GB of stuff I lost back to the pc. 
16:00 <invizzi> can
16:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Lumeah. We've missed you terribly. 
16:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
16:00 <Lumeah> im sure you did hunnybunch
17:00 <Lumeah> partay! cock or gtfo
17:00 <anotherirc3r> how sweet
17:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is an important part of this channel, and without her it makes chatting difficult. 
17:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, your aim will improve in time
17:00 <Lumeah> Skirmish your a meaningful part of my life
18:00 <Skirmish> For instance. Without Lumeah, we can't gauge how stupid others are. She provides scale. People can either be smarter than lumeah, dumber than Lumeah, or a retard, just like Lumeah. 
18:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <noodledance> you type so fuckin much
18:00 <Clarkson> religions are full of shit
18:00 <Lumeah> i love you skrimy
19:00 <anotherirc3r> harsh
19:00 <TheRiddler> channel 7s B team afl commentators are worse the A team ones
19:00 <Lumeah> thats not the only thing full of shit
19:00 <Skirmish> noodledance: You should consider just using twitter only. 
19:00 <noodledance> shut up already
19:00 <noodledance> jus
19:00 <noodledance> shut up
19:00 <Lumeah> lol ignore him.
20:00 <Lumeah> he gets off on makeing people angery
20:00 <invizzi> im gonna cook maself a fat ass pizza
20:00 <Skirmish> Yes, it makes me randy. 
20:00 <Lumeah> ohh soo impressive
20:00 <Skirmish> I had a chicken burger and instead of an egg, I used a large mushroom. 
20:00 <Lumeah> may we all pray to god Skirmish
20:00 <Skirmish> Was nice. 
21:00 <invizzi> chicken + eggs?
21:00 <TheRiddler> the egg came first
21:00 <Skirmish> I'm not jewish. 
21:00 <Skirmish> I can eat chicken and eggs in the same sitting. 
22:00 <invizzi> i remember red rooster has a breakfast menu
22:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:00 <muppet> the egg
22:00 <Lumeah> yaaaaaaaay
22:00 <StrykerX> Who's Jewish?
22:00 <muppet> the chicken is the eggs way of making more eggs
22:00 <invizzi> they had a chicken breakfast roll
22:00 <Lumeah> god only knows
22:00 <invizzi> jerry sienfield is
22:00 <muppet> Bruce Hornsby and the Range - The Way It Is (The Way It Is [1986]) [04:57]
23:00 <StrykerX> I mean.. Who in here
23:00 <StrykerX> Is game enough to admit it lol
24:00 <Maurice> Why do you have to be 'game' to admit it?
25:00 <invizzi> because IRC users are rapid antisemites of course
25:00 <invizzi> rabid
25:00 <partay> and nazi's 
25:00 <faux> But he gotta eat the booty like groceries 
27:00 <StrykerX> lol
28:00 <Doodle> ;)
29:00 <faux> The lyrics are so dumb but the song is so catchy 
29:00 <Doodle> i find the same with nana mouskouri
30:00 <faux> IF YO CHICK COME CLOSE TO ME SHE AIN'T GOING HOME WHEN SHE POST TO BE
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> ebonics y0
30:00 <faux> Racist
31:00 <partay> im home alone... i dont know what to do with myself 
31:00 <Lumeah> are you hands broke
31:00 <partay> yes im typing with my toes 
32:00 <TheRiddler> give yourself a footjob
32:00 <Lumeah> so impressive
32:00 <Doodle> i'm not racist
32:00 <Doodle> its not my fault they cant learn the queen's english
33:00 <partay> and i still have clothes on 
34:00 <Nikky`> Thats boring partay
35:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Still getting that error? 
35:00 <muppet> Burt Bacharach - What The World Needs Now Is Love (The Magic of Burt Bacharach [2010]) [03:19]
35:00 <Skirmish> http://www.askvg.com/fix-something-happened-error-message-in-windows-10-upgrade/
36:00 <StrykerX> Haven't tried.
36:00 <Skirmish> Use that article to fix. Worked for me. 
36:00 <StrykerX> I'll go start it now.. So it can rape my bandwidth while I'm in bed
37:00 <faux> Y r u all so gay
38:00 <StrykerX> wut
38:00 <StrykerX> It just needs to be run as administrator?
38:00 <muppet> The Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the Sky (Eye In The Sky [1982]) [04:36]
39:00 <ooomp> gay as in happy, faux?
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait, re-read it
39:00 <faux> Sure :D
41:00 <Skirmish> I get OCD if something does work as I expect it to. I need to fix it and make it do what I want it to. I must know why it is not doing as I want it to. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Hence my 3 day pc crusade. 
41:00 <Skirmish> I'm a fixer. I want to fix it. Just like Chris Pyne. 
42:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9NRwp6fiI
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chris the 'fixer' Pyne Views: 94,535 Uploader: TheWalkingDead(WildEndurance) Uploaded: Mar 16, 2015 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 4.73
43:00 <muppet> Curtis Stigers - I Wonder Why (Curtis Stigers [1991]) [04:27]
45:00 <StrykerX> Moment of truth
45:00 <StrykerX> Will Skirmish's fix work.
45:00 <Skirmish> Not my fix it's the websites fix. Worked for me. No error. Downloading now. 
46:00 <StrykerX> JACKPOT
46:00 <StrykerX> Downloading. Please note: Your connection is currently being hammered. Expect a little lag.
46:00 <Skirmish> Winning. I am going to watch more Bad Ink. 
47:00 <StrykerX> Cheers cuz
47:00 <invizzi> might be over 100 million w10 installs by the end of weekend
47:00 <StrykerX> Prolly
51:00 <faux> Prollypocket
51:00 <muppet> Michael McDonald - Love Can Break Your Heart (Take It To Heart [1990]) [04:56]
52:00 <noodledance> I Keep Forgetting
52:00 <noodledance> is better
52:00 <dematerialised> i
52:00 <muppet> theres no such thing as its better when it comes to mikey
52:00 <faux> I Keep Forgetting 
52:00 <muppet> its all absolute gold
53:00 <noodledance> we're not in love anymoreeeeeee
53:00 <muppet> theres nothing sadder than mike mcd singing in Dm
53:00 <muppet> i keep forgetting is a masterpiece though
53:00 <muppet> he was regulating before regulating was cool
54:00 <muppet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFHN5hehWeI
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Higher Ground by Michael McDonald Views: 124,891 Uploader: Michael McDonald Uploaded: Mar 23, 2008 Duration: 4m12s Rating: 4.79
54:00 <muppet> i put that on facebook and bernie chiaravielle shared it, the guitarist, i was all chuffed and shit
54:00 <Clarkson> finger her pussy in burwood park
55:00 <dematerialised> i did that once clarkson, she called the police on me
55:00 <Clarkson> Dont involve me in your incredible fucking nonsense. Some people in life have actual problems. Not worrying about whether junkies on the fucking internet telling the truth or not Fuck right now Pieter
58:00 <invizzi> ...
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> pieter
59:00 <dematerialised> clarkson can be pretty awkward sometimes
59:00 <Clarkson> _\romeO, would you still fuck me if i had pieces of toilet paper hanging from the crack of my ass?
59:00 <dematerialised> he can also be pretty awesome
59:00 <amelia> that is jus horrid
59:00 <faux> Lol eww
59:00 <faux> :'(
59:00 <faux> It's more fucked up that people actually said this shit
00:00 <dematerialised> ppl r gay
00:00 <faux> U
00:00 <dematerialised> only on sundays
00:00 <faux> 3 hours
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <faux> 5 for u
00:00 <faux> woopies
00:00 <dematerialised> i've got my sexy undies ready
01:00 <faux> Lolp
01:00 <faux> pics
01:00 <dematerialised> but that means i gotta stop eating donuts and get up
01:00 <amelia> they ain't anywhere near as sexy as my pug panties
01:00 <Clarkson> thats man cunt
02:00 <dematerialised> i mean i could send you a pic of the undies im wearing now if you want
04:00 <muppet> Michael McDonald - Lonely Talk (Take It To Heart [1990]) [04:42]
05:00 <doctor> take a pic without the undies
06:00 <dematerialised> are you coming onto me?
06:00 <doctor> depends, do i cop a root out of it?
06:00 <British^Meat> just a pic of the undies pls, on the kitchen table,  not u in em, just the undies
06:00 <dematerialised> might as well
08:00 <faux> Pics of pug undies amelia
08:00 <dematerialised> ^
08:00 <faux> Now pls
09:00 <TheRiddler> ^
09:00 <faux> lolll
10:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
10:00 <TheRiddler> would you wear a underwear scrunchie?
10:00 <muppet> Michael McDonald - Homeboy (Take It To Heart [1990]) [04:38]
12:00 <amelia> the fuck is an underwear scrunchie
12:00 <faux> Lmao
12:00 <dematerialised> gonna admit that's lost me too
13:00 <dematerialised> i've probably not seen as many women in underwear as TheRiddler though
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's a new japanese thing
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's a lacy scrunchie that when not wore in the hair looks like underwear
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.distractify.com/japans-new-panty-scrunchie-1270240707.html
15:00 <dematerialised> interesting
16:00 <dematerialised> looks sxc
17:00 <amelia> that is fucking odd
18:00 <muppet> Michael McDonald - No Amount Of Reason (Take It To Heart [1990]) [04:40]
19:00 <muppet> i love japanese girls
19:00 <Dugnuts> its just been on your cooch, surely you want it in your hair
19:00 <Dugnuts> makes sens
19:00 <Dugnuts> sense
19:00 <Dugnuts> wouldnt want skidmarks
22:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's like a pair spare
22:00 <TheRiddler> err
22:00 <TheRiddler> spare 1
23:00 <TheRiddler> if you accidentally ruin your first 
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> or in japan
24:00 <TheRiddler> if you sold the ones you're wearing
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <faux> Wtf skid marks 
24:00 <anotherirc3r> japan is weird
24:00 <faux> Do u know how 2 wipe
30:00 <Maurice> I feel like I've been punched in the nose
33:00 <partay> those japanese chicks love their bukkake 
36:00 <faux> Have u been punched in the nose 
37:00 <faux> Lmao
37:00 <faux> Loof has stopped joining cos I'm an op now wtf
37:00 <faux> That makes me laugh so hard
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <Maurice> Oh thats a shame
39:00 <partay> faux u meanie 
40:00 <Maurice> Although honestly, surely his screen just had his text on it since everyone else was on ignore
40:00 <faux>  I didn't do anything lol
40:00 <faux> He just joined an said fuck faux is an op fuck this place and left
40:00 <faux> Lol
40:00 <Clarkson> i wonder how big dinosaur poop would be
41:00 <faux> And hasn't been back 
43:00 <faux> Loll
43:00 <faux> yo ling wa
51:00 <TheRiddler> LMAO
51:00 <TheRiddler> suck shit eagles
51:00 <TheRiddler> draw game
58:00 <TheRiddler> did you laugh simba?
58:00 <simba> at the crows?
59:00 <TheRiddler> nah at eagles n suns drawing
59:00 <simba> didnt c
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:00 <TheRiddler> it happened a minute ago
00:00 <simba> 2.5 wins for gc
01:00 <simba> i lolled @ colling woods
01:00 <simba> melb werr sick
01:00 <TheRiddler> eagles kicked 4 behinds to make it a 6pt lead then lynch kicked a goal to draw it with 2 seconds left
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeah I laughed too at them
01:00 <TheRiddler> I hope dogs win tomorrow
04:00 <simba> every 1 going 2 the oval 2morow
06:00 <partay> made my day to see collingwood get beaten 
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/N89eI.jpg
08:00 <TheRiddler> justamsy
08:00 <TheRiddler> :P
09:00 <madachot> schlp
09:00 <partay> Maurice come and make me a snack 
09:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna go with no
10:00 <madachot> Maurice come and make my dreams come true
10:00 <partay> ill let you play with my penis 
10:00 <Clarkson> ive dealt with some weird shit online since that ending
10:00 <Maurice> I'm still gonna go with no
11:00 <partay> sigh.. turns the sandwich press on 
11:00 <faux> sigh
12:00 <madachot> *sigh* pulls down his pants
13:00 <Maurice> Maybe you could help each other out
13:00 <madachot> just in time kate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
13:00 <partay> lol Maurice
13:00 <partay> my pants are staying up way up 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> high panter "|
14:00 <partay> im going all out though with my toasted sandwich
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had japanese
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> was delicous
14:00 <partay> you'll wish you came just for the toasty
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, japanese was grand
14:00 <partay> there no steak in japanese 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they have beef
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got some wagu beef bowl thing with rice and salad and pickled ginger 
15:00 <partay> wagyu
16:00 <partay> sounds good 
17:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
17:00 <TheRiddler> wagyu beef is so nice
18:00 <partay> yah its got nice marbling 
18:00 <TheRiddler> you can get wagyu beef patties from woolies I think
18:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
18:00 <British^Meat> pulled beef is the rage atm
18:00 <partay> you can but they are exy
18:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
19:00 <partay> they are like $9 each
19:00 <partay> British^Meat wtf?
19:00 <TheRiddler> pulled anything is the rage
19:00 <British^Meat> wtf, wtf?
19:00 <TheRiddler> pulled cock
19:00 <Clarkson> bigger the dick the easier it is to get laid
19:00 <Maurice> I like how its called pulled, but when its chicken it's called shredded
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
20:00 <Maurice> Clarkson knows
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
20:00 <Clarkson> [08:54:44] well, with a little weiner like you have, perhaps you should fuck a fly
20:00 <TheRiddler> agreed Clarkson
20:00 <Clarkson> he was gay all the way
20:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/936d54ad1a598536fb96455a7754c9f3/tumblr_nhkafkUVuU1u3fymmo1_500.jpg
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate pulled pork / beef
20:00 <British^Meat> y hate?
20:00 <British^Meat> embrace
20:00 <Maurice> Dude needs another hand
20:00 <ShadowLurker> she loves pulled cocks tho
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> cocks out!
20:00 <Clarkson> shut up student you cum guzzling shitbag
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the boys
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
21:00 <British^Meat> simba, TheRiddler, wanna kart?
22:00 <TheRiddler> ok
22:00 <partay> this sandwich is going to be a masterpiece
22:00 <madachot> whats in it partay?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> less typing more making
22:00 <partay> the bacon is cooking
23:00 <partay> its now going to be an open grilled sandwich
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice noice
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is up with everybody changing their nic names
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's only him lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think I need a new chat name, just to fit in
26:00 <ademertarialiq> it lets our personality shine through
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
26:00 <TheRiddler> klu-klux-kate
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kup_Kake
26:00 <TheRiddler> ok
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's pretty awesome
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but screams fat bitch
27:00 <ademertarialiq> qupkaiq
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
27:00 <ademertarialiq> thats your new nick
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i like kup_kake
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hullo
35:00 <ademertarialiq> herrpo
35:00 <ademertarialiq> -p
39:00 <simba> British^Meat yea i reckon
40:00 <partay> ashleighxtrinity you get lucky ?
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i lead a generally lucky life
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thankyou
46:00 <muppet> fucken windows 10 aye chammps
47:00 <simba> kool whats new about it
47:00 <simba> what can u do
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> it looks pretty
48:00 <simba> oh
48:00 <muppet> nothing whatsoever
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> why did u upgrade
48:00 <muppet> because its not my main os
48:00 <simba> idgi
49:00 <simba> is ur main os w7
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i dont think its about features... its about adding support for new tech... better usability and stuff
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> maybe, i dunno
50:00 <simba> oh yea its about getting ready 4 stuff that might be coming
51:00 <muppet> main os is apple osx
51:00 <simba> oh sorry 2 hear that lol
51:00 <simba> hashtag os banter hashtag pc dudes
52:00 <partay> # ashleighxtrinitygeek
04:00 <fawks> k
05:00 <simba> kkkkkkkk
06:00 <fawks> kkkkk
07:00 <muppet> im trying to record some shit
07:00 <Clarkson> your face and body are shit
08:00 <simba> ;[
08:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
12:00 <Picard> hi
14:00 <Picard> simba hello
15:00 <anotherirc3r> run from da predator!
15:00 <Picard> i ak
16:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
16:00 <anotherirc3r> right :P
19:00 <simba> :P
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo gang 
19:00 <fawks> LMAO
19:00 <fawks> oops
19:00 <fawks> wrong chan
20:00 <British^Meat> Any louck with finding a job yet Picard?                                                     
24:00 <muppet> https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/octave-synth
24:00 <muppet> fucking doing my head in
24:00 <Clarkson> not if you're a fucked up troubled queer 
27:00 <simba> the left in cable seemed 2 have snapped in my sub
27:00 <simba> now im in teh market 4 new cheapies
27:00 <muppet> did you have a listen
28:00 <simba> well i only have R sound now !!!
28:00 <simba> i might in a min
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
30:00 <TheRiddler> wb
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
30:00 <muppet> its alright it isnt in stereo
30:00 <muppet> kinda
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/wV8XU.jpg
33:00 <TheRiddler> for reason I find the top left face amusing
51:00 <doctor> avin' fun in tha sun
51:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/T2S9QBh
52:00 <faux> When life gives u lemons
52:00 <faux> Gfy
53:00 <Dugnuts> heh
54:00 <muppet> hahaha
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> when life gives you lemons make dick lemonade ?
56:00 <Clarkson> arrgg. mouse got stuck under crap on desk.
57:00 <muppet> Rush - Manhattan Project (Power Windows [1985]) [05:08]
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