// #melbourne — 2015-03-14
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00:01:00 <TokenDaRing> slower it's always the loudly anti-gay people who are
00:01:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, one of the high ups of the KKK recently got caught out with a male african-american
00:04:00 <slinky_J> LOL
00:14:00 <partay> picard is defintely a closet fag
00:17:00 <slower> he only has sex in a closet?
00:18:00 <partay> he is a fat fuck so no
00:20:00 <nate> partay geez great personality puts him over the line :D
00:21:00 <nate> from friends to lovers line
00:35:00 <partay> i should go to bed
00:35:00 <simba> hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
00:36:00 <Dugnuts> classy
00:36:00 <partay> does that line work simba?
00:36:00 <nate> someone hot is using simbas computer!
00:38:00 <simba> 60% of the time it works every time
00:39:00 <slinky_J> Come with me to the arena. I can hone that blood into better blood. Super blood.
00:48:00 <slinky_J> It confuses me that these people on The Project are so distrought over the impending death sentence awaiting the two would be heroin traffickers
00:49:00 <slinky_J> The Australian Feds gave them up, so why don't people just blame the feds and stop bitching about Indonesia lol
00:53:00 <simba> why does anyone care about a couple of random drug smugglers
00:54:00 <slinky_J> i dunno :(
00:54:00 <simba> why would u watch The Project
00:54:00 <nate> people would care more about 2 dogs being put down in indonesia ;l
00:54:00 <slinky_J> was only checkin it out
00:55:00 <slinky_J> flippin thru chans see if anythin is on
00:55:00 <simba> jackie chan
00:55:00 <nate> http://data1.ibtimes.co.in/en/full/564561/australian-prime-minister-tony-abbott-thursday-offered-some-hope-saving-two-bali-nine-members.jpg?w=660&h=454&l=50&t=40
00:55:00 <nate> funny:)
00:59:00 <slinky_J> LOL
01:00:00 <slinky_J> harold and kumar go to bali
01:04:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/CbGb8hP.gif
01:05:00 <nate> not brad
01:08:00 <slinky_J> who tf calls at 12 38
01:08:00 <slinky_J> i am an old man now
01:09:00 <slinky_J> O_o so strange!
01:09:00 <nate> yeah slinky_J u oldie
01:09:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:22:00 <slinky_J> i cooking
01:22:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:55:00 <guest73> !seen
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ltns
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure what i'd expect to find at 2am
01:58:00 <Maurice> You found me, it's ok
01:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew!
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmm
03:30:00 <nate> b1 running a muck??!?!
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ PalTalk
05:07:00 <contraband> .
05:09:00 <Whatever> Hello Longie. You are wierd.
05:09:00 <contraband> sup
05:09:00 <Whatever> No
05:10:00 <contraband> yes
05:10:00 <Whatever> What the hell is "sup"? Are you a lazy african american>
05:10:00 <contraband> no, no I'm not
05:10:00 <Whatever> Are you a fat piece of black shit?
05:11:00 <Whatever> Lazy mofo
05:11:00 <contraband> didn't I just answer that?
05:11:00 <Whatever> Let me check
05:11:00 <Whatever> You said you are not african
05:12:00 <contraband> what do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
05:12:00 <contraband> hot cross bunnies!
05:12:00 <Whatever> An idiot with a kettle
05:12:00 <contraband> Didn't mommy say I love you enough?
05:13:00 <Whatever> She did, but then she asked after you.
05:13:00 <contraband> yeah she did
05:14:00 <Shadowgate> Whatever is typing at 5am lol its funny
05:15:00 <Shadowgate> contraband is typing at 5am to its funny
05:15:00 <Whatever> ha fucking ha
05:15:00 <Shadowgate> lol
05:16:00 <Whatever> Shadow, you are so retarded I am considering making contraband my sidekick.
05:22:00 <under> guys
05:22:00 <Whatever> yes
05:24:00 <under> how you doing
05:25:00 <contraband> how are you doing, are you a lazy African American?
05:25:00 <Whatever> You sound like the guy from "friends", Joey. Oh and now racist too.
05:26:00 <Whatever> Black = lazy.
05:26:00 <contraband> under = racist
05:26:00 <under> i'm not american
05:26:00 <under> i'm not nigga
05:27:00 <under> i'm white european guy
05:27:00 <contraband> exactly, racist
05:27:00 <Whatever> I'm black.
05:28:00 <Whatever> Well, dark brown.
05:29:00 <Whatever> Racisim has gone stupid. But maybe constraband had something to say ...
05:33:00 <Whatever> No
05:36:00 <under> Whatever: i dont believe you're black
05:36:00 <Whatever> dark brown
05:36:00 <under> pic
05:37:00 <Whatever> Sodomy is a risk, so no
05:38:00 <Whatever> pic of you showing me you are white
05:40:00 <Whatever> Not that I care. You shuld donate a pic to the channel.
05:41:00 <Whatever> We'll put it in our database - moron, white supremist, ugly cunt, pic 1
06:57:00 <milk> http://clubfreak.com.au/
07:02:00 <under> milk: lol
07:02:00 <under> this is for satanists
07:02:00 <under> are you so mad in australia?
11:32:00 <simba> zork
11:35:00 <slinky_J> ZOINKS!
11:36:00 <slinky_J> what's up simba?
11:37:00 <simba> recovery @_@
11:41:00 <slinky_J> u go out last nite hey?
11:41:00 <simba> just 2 mates
11:43:00 <Loof> dab every day
11:44:00 <slinky_J> ah yeah
11:44:00 <slinky_J> i woke up a bit seedy from a six pack haha
11:44:00 <slinky_J> maybe it was 8 beers
11:45:00 <slinky_J> this movie FURY with brad pitt should be called All The Pretty Germans
11:45:00 <slinky_J> coz how lol that title is
11:46:00 <slinky_J> i gotta find me a gba or gba sp some place
11:46:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt mind a 2ds but since u cant play gba games in em since the slim DS :( i cri
11:46:00 <slinky_J> simba is there a joint in adel city that sells gba n shit?
11:46:00 <simba> my mate picked up a 2ds its great
11:46:00 <slinky_J> swoit
11:47:00 <slinky_J> i still want a gba tho :(
11:47:00 <Loof> an xl?
11:47:00 <slinky_J> first one was stolen and the gba sp was stolen too lol
11:47:00 <slinky_J> there's a 2ds that doesnt fold ey simba?
11:47:00 <simba> thats the 2ds it doesnt fold https://41.media.tumblr.com/c551ebd4b05ed73a00fe8ab8ef7ba89a/tumblr_nl1bo5PsF21qmuxe9o1_1280.jpg
11:47:00 <slinky_J> I was checkin eb out online and was thinkin wtf is with this design, it dont fold!
11:47:00 <simba> my mate breeding whilst driving
11:48:00 <slinky_J> oh k sick so it isnt huge
11:48:00 <slinky_J> sweet
11:48:00 <slinky_J> id buy that one
11:48:00 <slinky_J> on sites they dont show the fkn size
11:48:00 <Loof> they're compatible with 3ds?
11:48:00 <slinky_J> so I thought it was odd that it doesnt fold.
11:48:00 <simba> its like a comfy controller its pretty cool
11:48:00 <slinky_J> you wouldnt get 3d graphics
11:48:00 <simba> yea just not in 3d
11:48:00 <slinky_J> or any AR
11:49:00 <slinky_J> sweet man i guess ill save up for that 2ds but white :P
11:49:00 <simba> wat about teh new 3ds'
11:50:00 <slinky_J> dont remember it
11:50:00 <slinky_J> gonna have to look
11:50:00 <slinky_J> oers they haz 3ds console deals eheh
11:51:00 <simba> my mate bought that from cashies for 100 bux so unless ur looking for mad discounts the newest unit is only 200 new
11:51:00 <slinky_J> I go there be like "So which deal is for free?" ;)
11:51:00 <slinky_J> 200!
11:51:00 <Loof> nice
11:51:00 <slinky_J> sick,
11:51:00 <slinky_J> 149.00 new at eb
11:51:00 <slinky_J> with game
11:51:00 <slinky_J> 2ds!
11:51:00 <simba> pokemons
11:51:00 <slinky_J> paste that so loof can see
11:52:00 <Loof> persona 4 golden on the vita is badass
11:52:00 <slinky_J> 249 3ds wit game
11:52:00 <Loof> even learned to like the jap pop
11:52:00 <slinky_J> korean is where its at now
11:52:00 <slinky_J> they have the biggest talent show in the world lol
11:53:00 <simba> that game looks super kawaii
11:53:00 <slinky_J> o 3ds comes wit 2 games
11:53:00 <simba> which 1s
11:53:00 <slinky_J> mario kirk and cut rope
11:54:00 <slinky_J> watev cut rope is lol
11:54:00 <simba> captain kirk
11:54:00 <slinky_J> n cut rope comes with 2ds
11:54:00 <slinky_J> gay, sif not mario!
11:54:00 <slinky_J> super mario cousins
11:55:00 <slinky_J> when's some feminist lobby group going to get up the ass of nintendo over mario bros lol
11:55:00 <simba> imagine if you got into pokemons
11:55:00 <slinky_J> MARIO SIS.
11:55:00 <slinky_J> Tobes was hell into pokemon
11:55:00 <slinky_J> i just liked the tv show
11:55:00 <slinky_J> never played any games
11:56:00 <simba> http://www.target.com.au/p/new-nintendo-3ds-console/57016825
11:56:00 <simba> this 1 with the snes colored buttons
11:56:00 <Loof> kawaii?
11:56:00 <simba> datz da shet
11:57:00 <slinky_J> SICK
11:57:00 <simba> super kawaii super japanesey
11:57:00 <Loof> yeah it is
11:57:00 <slinky_J> fk mi
11:57:00 <slinky_J> 197 that is mad!
11:57:00 <slinky_J> should be 187 for lols
11:57:00 <slinky_J> nah nah the black one cost 187 ;p)
11:58:00 <simba> niggaz
11:58:00 <Loof> hope the next 3ds has dual analogue
11:58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
11:58:00 <slinky_J> nuggetz
11:58:00 <simba> yeah its got that second little analogue nub see above the colored buttons
11:58:00 <simba> its like those old nubs that would replace the touch pad on some laptops
11:58:00 <Loof> oh fuck!
11:58:00 <Loof> cool as
11:58:00 <simba> it works heaps well but isnt precise enough in shooters
11:58:00 <slinky_J> well im savin up for ps4 now
11:58:00 <Loof> i'm sold
11:58:00 <slinky_J> since ive put tats on hold
11:59:00 <simba> apart from that its pretty cool
11:59:00 <simba> its more for camera controls
11:59:00 <Loof> ah
11:59:00 <slinky_J> FINALLY I CAN PLAY 720P GAEMZ!
11:59:00 <slinky_J> heh
11:59:00 <slinky_J> man if gamers cared so much about graphics everone would have a pc and a fkn titan
11:59:00 <slinky_J> like my mate
12:00:00 <slinky_J> i love the indie games thatve come out
12:00:00 <slinky_J> like super time force and this one #IDARB
12:00:00 <simba> ive never got into one ive heard shovel knight owns
12:00:00 <slinky_J> n Limbo
12:00:00 <slinky_J> lol check this out man
12:01:00 <slinky_J> now just click to any part of the vid lol
12:01:00 <slinky_J> its such a simplistic game
12:01:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDahCLW5T3g
12:01:00 <slinky_J> doesnt tell you how to do anything lolz
12:01:00 <Loof> are 3ds games expensive?
12:01:00 <simba> yea u showed me that it reminds me of resident evil
12:01:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
12:01:00 <slinky_J> kk lolz
12:01:00 <simba> theyre 50 or 60 bux
12:02:00 <simba> the games
12:02:00 <Loof> not bad
12:02:00 <simba> or even like 44 if ur super luckey
12:02:00 <simba> lol america didnt get that normal new 3ds
12:02:00 <simba> they only got the XL
12:02:00 <simba> and theyre all complaining
12:02:00 <simba> but theyre gigantic cunts
12:02:00 <simba> they need XL shit
12:03:00 <simba> theyll complain about anything
12:03:00 <simba> even nothing 2 complain about
12:05:00 <slinky_J> I like XL condoms, just to depress my penis ;)
12:05:00 <slinky_J> "soz babs awww!"
12:06:00 <simba> Larger
12:06:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:06:00 <slinky_J> my penis is like "This b like wearin' a raincoat bro!"
12:12:00 <slinky_J> ah mi glob thar b adventure time on 2ds!!!
12:12:00 <slinky_J> simba have u seen the AT star wars parody trailer?
12:12:00 <slinky_J> rofflez
12:16:00 <slinky_J> f me cant even find it, wb Loof
12:17:00 <slinky_J> lel found the real time at haha so fun
12:17:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ciStOdCGnk
12:17:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha so sick
12:23:00 <slinky_J> this Fury movie is funny, the german rounds are coloured blue and the american rounds are red
12:23:00 <slinky_J> star wars meets ww2
12:31:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjzc60UD2o
12:31:00 <slinky_J> LOL family guy force awakens hahaha
12:35:00 <slinky_J> FOUND IT
12:35:00 <slinky_J> http://206.190.150.36/?id=75f646aeed349c3f&addr=4eQSFdpF6nOheJo09pSYZqTNeTpemdDhQKkxYV61SDOtNYFd8Dc8%2FqsfQEqcZJfJePQy2Ku6A%2BKlH9%2BwoxV9hLpIWkoOrBC2wIvFun0VsQbNGaYG4QrZbmGbM42wtuwa1%2FDDL4CDrEpQikTO5nXd%2Foo1ns5TopjPXt6wCDLjlMvcu6v%2BEFPfbmxfl4Kzg8Bmk0PwWxm8vl1eaiY8LnD8PXqWRfEwAmA2%2Bik5lIyYRP%2BP9G3%2BLknX73HcLU4Ol5L2n0Z5VgEtpw5AoblCS%2FVeaslvj6owYtb1Mh2H%2BGpSW%2BOcRpEpwjiGHJ8IW1%2BIAC
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12:35:00 <slinky_J> woah wtf
12:35:00 <Blarp> lol
12:37:00 <slinky_J> lols
12:37:00 <slinky_J> for some reason its blocked here
12:37:00 <slinky_J> SO MANY LETTERS AND NUMBERS!
13:03:00 <Fez> family guy met the simpsons
13:28:00 <Loof> what happened to Doodle?
13:28:00 <Loof> gimme da goss
13:36:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZVdHnOqd8
13:36:00 <simba> whoops
13:36:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/z-ZVdHnOqd8
13:36:00 <simba> doodle got butthurt or something... i cant remember
13:41:00 <nate> he got totally pissed off at someone :D
13:41:00 <nate> forget who
13:41:00 <nate> lol
13:52:00 <Loof> ah ic
13:58:00 <psYbR> afternoon o/
13:59:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon.
13:59:00 <psYbR> just had a scotch fillet marinated in 'texan spice'! deliiiishuss
14:00:00 <Skirmish> Sounds lovely.
14:00:00 <Skirmish> I had garlic and soy tuna with corn and white onion for lunch.
14:05:00 <Serenity> now i want sushi
14:06:00 <Loof> this might help: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JOa7u4FA2LI/T8DgBAcGeiI/AAAAAAAAAEs/3-0yzgug0g4/s1600/too-drunk-nasty-drunk-poop-demotivational-poster-1259679254.jpg
15:29:00 <Loof> "Power-Princess"
15:29:00 <Loof> really?
15:29:00 <Loof> cmon man
15:30:00 <slinky_J> i farted and it was a weird one
15:30:00 <slinky_J> think I should check my ass Loof?
15:30:00 <slinky_J> coulda sharted!
15:30:00 <slinky_J> Princess Bubblegum
15:30:00 <slinky_J> Lumpy Space Princess
15:30:00 <slinky_J> Fire Princess
15:30:00 <slinky_J> Turtle Princess
15:30:00 <Loof> http://defamer.gawker.com/lindsay-lohans-celebrity-fuck-list-keeps-growing-1547248533
15:31:00 <slinky_J> nice
15:31:00 <slinky_J> the little slut
15:31:00 <slinky_J> Loof am I on ignore lol
15:32:00 <slinky_J> OHWELL
15:32:00 <slinky_J> no weed 4 u cunt
16:22:00 <Fez> thebeer
16:22:00 <Fez> thebreasts
16:22:00 <Fez> theron
16:23:00 <simplicity> poop
16:24:00 <TheRon> poops a funny word\
16:25:00 <simplicity> Yes but the OO should sound like "LOOK" not like "LUKE"
16:25:00 <simplicity> Americans always say POOOOP... sounds stupid. Like they can't pronounce Poo.
16:29:00 <TheRon> breasts!
16:31:00 <Fez> 2 pairs thanx
16:31:00 <TheRon> 5 cougars thanks
16:31:00 <Fez> older ladies huh
16:33:00 <TheRon> deal breaker?
16:35:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: hey
16:40:00 <TheRon> big breast weekend?
16:47:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
16:54:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
17:21:00 <Fez> thats craaAAaaAAaaAAzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17:23:00 <TheRon> has england lost yet?
17:23:00 <Fez> TheRon: breasts
17:23:00 <Fez> do england ever win?
17:23:00 <TheRon> my mistake
17:23:00 <Fez> english breasts?
17:23:00 <TheRon> some
17:24:00 <Fez> lindsey lohan breasts?
17:24:00 <TheRon> they be good
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
17:25:00 <Fez> scones
17:25:00 <Fez> moist scones ofcoarse
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
17:25:00 <Fez> ohia kate01
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhai
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
17:27:00 <Fez> wb kate
17:27:00 <Fez> i heard you are a breast owner
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I heard you're a cock owner?
17:28:00 <Fez> no roosters here
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, shame
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like cocks
17:28:00 <Fez> cock a doodle or two
17:29:00 <Fez> do you like small cocks?
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… they're ok
17:29:00 <Serenity> Kate katekayekatekaet
17:29:00 <Fez> neat
17:29:00 <TheRon> the rhode island reds?
17:29:00 <Fez> i may have a chance
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai hai and HAI
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do like the rhode island red indeed
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the other network serenity?
17:30:00 <Serenity> nothing?
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think my net is being bit cunty….
17:30:00 <Serenity> still up for me
17:30:00 <TheRon> hey hey language there are chicks present, geez ruining it for everybody
17:30:00 <Fez> serenity is talkin bout cocks? :P
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm yeah not working for me… oh well
17:31:00 <TheRon> she like the bantums
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fluffy?
17:31:00 <TheRon> so very small
17:32:00 <Serenity> whT does it say kate
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> um it says nothing - like not even connecting
17:32:00 <Serenity> oh
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps i've pissed Taco off one too many times LOL
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> but my net is heaps slow today… like snail slow
17:33:00 <Serenity> it would give you a messge if he banned you
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://geekologie.com/2014/09/02/all-black-chicken-2.jpg <--- I like this black cock
17:34:00 <TheRon> a biggun?
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda scary
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah probably my net
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> just black!
17:34:00 <Serenity> put a new taper in last nighy. fighting the urge to take it out lol
17:34:00 <Serenity> forgot how much they sting
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> a what
17:35:00 <Serenity> oh erm
17:35:00 <Serenity> you know those things that make your earring holes big
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooh
17:36:00 <TheRon> are we talking about your ears?
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend has huge ear…holes
17:36:00 <Serenity> where else do you puy earrings
17:36:00 <Serenity> put*
17:37:00 <TheRon> mouth nose eyes nipples.......
17:37:00 <Serenity> those arent earrings
17:37:00 <TheRon> what do you call them?
17:37:00 <Serenity> mine arent huge katee
17:37:00 <Serenity> im stretching to 10mm atm
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, not too big
17:38:00 <Serenity> bars theron usually. even just rings. not EARrings
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl my net is so slow!
17:40:00 <simba> she thinks leaving irc will make it faster ;~)
17:40:00 <TheRon> i don't pierce i wouldn't know
17:43:00 <TheRon> simba adelaide win last night?
17:44:00 <simba> adelaide??
17:44:00 <simba> port adelaide?
17:44:00 <TheRon> the A League
17:44:00 <Dugnuts> so
17:44:00 <simba> no eye deer mate
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> how are we all this week?
17:45:00 <TheRon> geleong won last night
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> surely the afl hasnt started again yet
17:45:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> dont i have a bit more time before i have to put up with that crap
17:45:00 <TheRon> isn't it great?
17:45:00 <simba> practice games :~)
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> no
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> oh jeez
17:45:00 <simba> 1 more left
17:46:00 <simba> were already talking about it and ur already whining about it
17:46:00 <Dugnuts> the season lasts for what seems like 9 months
17:46:00 <simba> great start to the year!!
17:46:00 <Dugnuts> and for the other 3 people dont shut up about it
17:46:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
17:46:00 <TheRon> it's the best jerry, the best
17:47:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl Port Adelaide
17:47:00 <TheRon> ppl who whinge about footy crack me up
17:47:00 <TokenDaRing> carn the swampies
17:47:00 <simba> i won!!!!
17:48:00 <simba> eBaY__KiNG
17:50:00 <TheRon> remember the horse called "rooting king"?
17:50:00 <doctor> RIP Terry Putin
17:51:00 <Dugnuts> ...
17:51:00 <Dugnuts> not funny man
17:51:00 <doctor> rooting a king would be pretty exciting, as long as it's nobody from the british monarchy
17:51:00 <Dugnuts> terry pratchett was awesome
17:52:00 <doctor> did you know him?
17:52:00 <Dugnuts> not personally, but his work speaks for itself
17:52:00 <doctor> i never read his books
17:53:00 <Dugnuts> you dont know what youa re missing mate
17:53:00 <Dugnuts> some of the best reads ive ever had
17:53:00 <TheRon> i just don't read
17:54:00 <doctor> i've stopped reading lately
17:54:00 <doctor> got too many crazy ideas of my own to deal with
17:55:00 <TheRon> john farnham - thats freedom!
17:55:00 <Dugnuts> wow
17:55:00 <doctor> plus i read enough here as it is - several books worth I figure
17:55:00 <Dugnuts> cant say im surprised tho
17:55:00 <MrMark> its me again!
17:56:00 <doctor> hello you again
17:56:00 <MrMark> :P
17:57:00 <TheRon> i'm eating baby cow tonight for tea
17:58:00 <MrMark> poor cow
17:58:00 <MrMark> stayin alive!stayin alive!huh!huh!huh!huh!stayin aliiive!
17:58:00 <TheRon> i ripped it from the mothers tett and slaughtered it myself
17:59:00 <MrMark> how manly of u
17:59:00 <TheRon> thanks
17:59:00 <MrMark> did u rip its head off with your bare hands?
17:59:00 <TheRon> sure did
18:00:00 <MrMark> cool
18:01:00 <TheRon> hello, ladies!!
18:01:00 <doctor> did you jump from a crashing airliner onto its back with a shiv made out of the bones of some terrorists you just slaughtered?
18:02:00 <TheRon> no!
18:02:00 <doctor> well, get on my level!
18:02:00 <TheRon> damn!
18:05:00 <MrMark> um
18:05:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown, when there's no one around
18:05:00 <MrMark> anyhooo....im not pissed enough yet to understand that
18:05:00 <TheRon> chuck on some smokey dawson
18:06:00 <TheRon> i mean smokey robinson
18:06:00 <MrMark> are we having fun yet?
18:08:00 <TheRon> RHCP - dani california
18:08:00 <MrMark> wot
18:08:00 <MrMark> who
18:09:00 <TheRon> red hot chilli peppers
18:12:00 <Fez> crazy rumour goin round irc theron
18:12:00 <Fez> something about you liking breasts
18:12:00 <TheRon> i like breasts?
18:12:00 <Fez> is it true?
18:12:00 <TheRon> not just any breasts
18:12:00 <Fez> top quality breasts?
18:12:00 <TheRon> something you can fit in your hand
18:13:00 <Fez> $5000p/h breasts?
18:13:00 <TheRon> always
18:13:00 <Fez> good man
18:13:00 <TheRon> they be some top breasts
18:14:00 <Fez> breasts as soft as a babies bottom?
18:15:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:16:00 <TheRon> no fake breasts
18:16:00 <TheRon> mind you, if you can touch the breasts, they're real
18:17:00 <Fez> how about 2 fake breasts and 1 fake breast in the middle of the 2 real breasts?
18:17:00 <Fez> tribreasts ill call them
18:17:00 <TheRon> total recall style?
18:17:00 <Fez> exactly!
18:17:00 <Fez> reckon that chick still has the third breast?
18:18:00 <TheRon> can i play with said breasts?
18:18:00 <Fez> ofcoarse
18:18:00 <simba> Sad breasts
18:19:00 <TheRon> simba likes breasts
18:20:00 <simba> theyre fantastic assets for any woman
18:20:00 <TheRon> they're magical
18:21:00 <TheRon> MrMark: ELO?
18:21:00 <MrMark> i have nice tits
18:21:00 <MrMark> ELO....Living Thing
18:21:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:21:00 <MrMark> oooer!
18:21:00 <Fez> do ya breasts hang low ..
18:22:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBIES
18:23:00 <Fez> friday night breasts
18:23:00 <TheRon> all night! she was the young american
18:23:00 <Fez> friday nights a great night for breasts
18:24:00 <Fez> prove me wrong
18:24:00 <TheRon> i like league and breasts
18:24:00 <Devil45> as long as they arent moobs its ok
18:25:00 <Fez> moobs arent breasts
18:25:00 <Devil45> i forgot. moobs are bitchtits
18:26:00 <Devil45> i got to stop watching fight club.
18:27:00 <TheRon> if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
18:27:00 <Fez> v8 supercars?
18:27:00 <TheRon> there's some nice breasts
18:31:00 <TheRon> breasts to the theme of shaft?
18:31:00 <TheRon> right on!
18:31:00 <Fez> how about breasts to the theme of jaws?
18:31:00 <TheRon> i think i saw that movie
18:32:00 <Fez> it wasnt a real shark
18:32:00 <TheRon> apparently
18:33:00 <Fez> the mechanical shark had a thing for breasts im told
18:33:00 <TheRon> similar thing in piranha 3d
18:34:00 <TheRon> the breasts in that were mechanical
18:34:00 <Fez> 3d breasts?
18:34:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:34:00 <Fez> it should be written 3, d breasts
18:35:00 <TheRon> 3 dd breasts
18:35:00 <Fez> nice
18:35:00 <TheRon> oh i'm an absolute genius
18:36:00 <Fez> better than einstien
18:36:00 <TheRon> aussies tomorrow
18:37:00 <Fez> scotland could pull it off
18:37:00 <TheRon> can we get some breasts down to the dressing room???
18:37:00 <Fez> stat!
18:37:00 <TheRon> seems only fair, the do such a great service for this country
18:39:00 <Fez> wag breasts
18:39:00 <TheRon> it goes ausse ambos, aussie fireys and then the aussie cricket team
18:39:00 <TheRon> national heroes
18:39:00 <Fez> where do aussie breasts fit into that?
18:40:00 <TheRon> they all deserve to get some breasts
18:41:00 <Fez> amen
18:41:00 <TheRon> it's the least we can do
18:43:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - i'd die to be with breasts tonight
18:44:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
18:45:00 <MrMark> lay down your guns
18:45:00 <TheRon> lay bown your breasts
18:45:00 <TheRon> i'm still on your side breasts
18:46:00 <TheRon> side boob is underrated
18:49:00 <zaim> http://www.zdnet.com/article/hgst-gets-closer-to-shipping-10tb-hdd/
18:49:00 <TheRon> go storm!!
18:49:00 <TheRon> beat that evil scum that is manly
18:50:00 <TheRon> so much sport this weekend
18:50:00 <MrMark> musi8c
18:50:00 <MrMark> music
18:50:00 <TheRon> i'm back in the ussr
18:51:00 <TheRon> toi's toi's
18:53:00 <MrMark> oooer
18:54:00 <TheRon> is Robin Swallows on tonight, maiden name Spits
18:55:00 <MrMark> lol
18:55:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken back do the chicken payback
18:56:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
18:57:00 <TheRon> bulldogs and broncos will win tonight
18:58:00 <Dugnuts> oh what
18:58:00 <Dugnuts> nrl is on?
18:58:00 <Dugnuts> goddamnit
18:58:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:58:00 <Dugnuts> i gotta get myself a tv
18:58:00 <TheRon> for the lovers of life league and breasts
18:59:00 <Fez> you forgot the beer
18:59:00 <Fez> shame on you
18:59:00 <TheRon> my bad
18:59:00 <Fez> shame shame shame
18:59:00 <Dugnuts> :(
19:00:00 <Fez> remeber the bloke who said that?
19:00:00 <Fez> remember*
19:00:00 <TheRon> he's on every sat night on sky news
19:00:00 <Fez> is he?
19:00:00 <Fez> he went to jail
19:01:00 <TheRon> yep for contempt of court
19:01:00 <TheRon> derryn hunch
19:01:00 <Sunbeam> wow there is life lol
19:01:00 <Fez> im going to name my first born derren
19:01:00 <TheRon> elton john - the bitch is back
19:02:00 <TheRon> my first born is gonna be named joel selwood
19:03:00 <Fez> isnt he a magpie
19:03:00 <TheRon> nope
19:04:00 <TheRon> geelong player, nothing i wouldn't do for him
19:04:00 <TheRon> and i mean anything
19:04:00 <Fez> would you turn gay for him?
19:05:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:05:00 <Fez> interesting
19:05:00 <TheRon> he can have a kidney
19:05:00 <TheRon> even my first born
19:05:00 <Fez> nice
19:05:00 <Fez> your wifes breasts?
19:06:00 <TheRon> i mean anything
19:06:00 <TheRon> if joel selwood commits a crime i'd worm my way onto his jury
19:07:00 <Fez> rumplestiltskin is a nname that should be more common
19:07:00 <TheRon> i miss the name trevor
19:08:00 <Fez> nice name
19:10:00 <Fez> Myuran will become popular after the execution
19:10:00 <Fez> itll be the new number 1 aussie name
19:11:00 <TheRon> middle name of chan?
19:11:00 <Fez> or Sukumaran
19:11:00 <TheRon> i think they deserve to die
19:12:00 <TheRon> it was just stupid
19:12:00 <Fez> exactly
19:12:00 <Fez> they got caught and now they should live with the circumstances
19:12:00 <Fez> or die as it were
19:13:00 <TheRon> no breasts for you
19:14:00 <TheRon> is there a breast for prison program?
19:14:00 <Fez> i hope so
19:14:00 <Fez> breasts rehabilitation
19:15:00 <TheRon> GNR - live and let die
19:21:00 <beehhh> women are not only breeding aliens also complaning about men and stealing their wealth n jobs
19:22:00 <Sunbeam> morning again :)
19:23:00 <beehhh> too many women in malaysia no wonder men suicides here
19:31:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-mJj4hic2E
19:31:00 <beehhh> speaking of seeing aliens ooomp is here
19:32:00 <beehhh> ooomp: is cow milk better or soy milk for you?
19:32:00 <ooomp> Speaking of wanker excluded from this country people, its our favourite Australian wannabe beehhh
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> oomp ... you should consider this
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5nE4UqqLk
19:33:00 <ooomp> wannabeehhh lol oh man I laugh at myself sometimes
19:33:00 <beehhh> thanks for the complement bitch
19:33:00 <StrykerX> Ha! Gaaaaay!
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> U R!
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> hai honey! <3
19:33:00 <ooomp> Beards aren't for me
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> fine I'll shave then
19:34:00 <beehhh> can i lick ur butt n toy fenny
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> if it means getting laid
19:34:00 <ooomp> Nor is clean shaven
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
19:34:00 <ooomp> And no sex for you
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting for that
19:34:00 <beehhh> i like hairy muff
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
19:34:00 <beehhh> with creams
19:34:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, if that's the case
19:34:00 <StrykerX> Why aren't you with a woman?
19:35:00 <beehhh> cause they charge too much
19:35:00 <ooomp> beehhh likes lady boys exclusively
19:35:00 <beehhh> yeah ladyboys gave me a discount
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> because they charge too much
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> trannies are cheap moles
19:35:00 <StrykerX> Yep
19:35:00 <beehhh> cheaper
19:35:00 <StrykerX> Desperate.
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> that is true even in St Kilda
19:35:00 <beehhh> and tranies care
19:35:00 <Dugnuts> heh wtf
19:36:00 <ooomp> Speaking of trannies
19:36:00 <Dugnuts> girls suck, damn them cancelling dates on me
19:36:00 <beehhh> they all know me
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think a junky hooker with only 2 teeth would be cheaper than a reasonably classy trannie right?
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> nup!
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the Woolies carpark for cheap arse
19:36:00 <slinky_J> oh glob
19:36:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
19:37:00 <Dugnuts> oh its adventure time day!
19:37:00 <beehhh> i like long legs tahitian trannies big meat to suck
19:37:00 <slinky_J> wooo AT
19:37:00 <slinky_J> there's gonna be an adventure time movie <3
19:37:00 <Dugnuts> oh
19:37:00 <Dugnuts> wait
19:37:00 <Dugnuts> there isnt one tonight :(
19:37:00 <beehhh> delicious
19:37:00 <Dugnuts> damned lack of shows this week
19:37:00 <slinky_J> nup coz friday
19:37:00 <beehhh> me cum for you long time bby
19:38:00 <slinky_J> tv stations got poo brain!
19:38:00 <slinky_J> but its all good its all good we have news papers and novels to read!
19:38:00 <beehhh> never tried a black tranny yet
19:38:00 <slinky_J> and conversations to have with our friends about the new electric refridgerater
19:38:00 <slinky_J> and toaster oven OH MY GLOB!
19:39:00 <ooomp> Yep cool.
19:39:00 <ooomp> Noe
19:39:00 <beehhh> in thailand most shemale got real tits but small
19:39:00 <slinky_J> lol!
19:39:00 <MrMark> yes
19:40:00 <MrMark> they do
19:40:00 <beehhh> im booking a ticket to pattaya
19:40:00 <slinky_J> well you've turned me off ever being with a trans girl
19:40:00 <slinky_J> so all i can say is thx for keeping me hetero
19:40:00 <ooomp> Its ok Josh, just go for the real thing, guys
19:41:00 <beehhh> i used to be hetero and all that
19:41:00 <slinky_J> hah!
19:41:00 <slinky_J> if Tom Hardy ever knocks on my door, I will.
19:41:00 <beehhh> how about ben cousins pursuit on meth
19:42:00 <beehhh> once you had it stays in your system for years to come
19:42:00 <ooomp> Good choice, tommy is hot
19:42:00 <beehhh> why not ben
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I always said if Trent Reznor came to my door and suggested he wanted to turn gay I might just consider it
19:43:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: how's norell?
19:43:00 <beehhh> he's a beautiful souls bettling depression
19:44:00 <beehhh> her phone is switched off why
19:44:00 <Serenity> told you you were gay
19:44:00 <slinky_J> he sure is ooomp :P
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> she is getting her arse fucked
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> for 20 dorrah
19:44:00 <slinky_J> lol sezz
19:44:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Bastardly_One
19:44:00 <TokenDaRing> she's getting banged hard
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you would have to of noticed that wouldn't you Serenity?
19:45:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: does she get many clients?
19:45:00 <beehhh> nope she did night shift at the hotel probably sleeping
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> him or Mike Patton
19:45:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl "sleeping" with a customer
19:45:00 <slinky_J> ok ffs
19:45:00 <slinky_J> ooomp
19:45:00 <slinky_J> see what you've started
19:45:00 <slinky_J> LOL
19:45:00 <ooomp> Year dear?
19:45:00 <beehhh> she's a reception at the budget hotel i visited her work place few times
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> reception
19:45:00 <ooomp> You're welcome btw
19:45:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure she gives great room "service"
19:46:00 <slinky_J> now b1 is goin' to tell us stories about as a teen he felt confused about his sexuality
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:46:00 <slinky_J> and reading Lolita he wished he was lolita
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> what token said
19:46:00 <slinky_J> ;)
19:46:00 <ooomp> Enjoy
19:46:00 <slinky_J> cya
19:46:00 <slinky_J> ya nut
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not confused ... if you can't look at your gender objectively
19:46:00 <beehhh> yeah she told me many chinese men ask for girls, she said no girls here they brings from outside and bangs loud
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> then you're the one confronted ... not moi
19:46:00 <beehhh> hotel pays well
19:47:00 <beehhh> i will be working in london hotels partime
19:47:00 <beehhh> till i get to PEI in ca
19:47:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: when you find out she's fucking like crazy around on you
19:47:00 <TokenDaRing> you're going to break
19:47:00 <beehhh> like her arse and your dick?
19:48:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I broke norell's arse
19:48:00 <beehhh> no, perhaps we will pay you for the effort
19:48:00 <TokenDaRing> umm ok
19:48:00 <beehhh> i might suck her tiny doodle while shes getting it
19:49:00 <British^Meat> beehhh u have no power over me
19:49:00 <British^Meat> and you dont fool me
19:49:00 <British^Meat> im not privvy to your games, i know what youre doing
19:49:00 <British^Meat> not fooled
19:50:00 <nate> dont give up that meat!
19:50:00 <beehhh> sandwich
19:50:00 <beehhh> nate one indian lady stabbed to the parramata park whats your saying
19:51:00 <beehhh> seen faux
19:51:00 <TokenDaRing> that was a mistake
19:51:00 <TokenDaRing> they thought she was you
19:51:00 <beehhh> *my ex
19:52:00 <beehhh> i woldnt wish that on my worst enemy unlike you folks stab anything that walks in the dark
19:53:00 <beehhh> brb feeding cat shes at the door
20:03:00 <MrMark> slightly tipsy
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats drunkard
20:07:00 <simplicity> lol
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one of the most inane people ever incidently
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> we can start talking again now
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix has gone
20:26:00 <slinky_J> shut up
20:27:00 <slinky_J> Good Game is so shit now
20:27:00 <slinky_J> I HATE GOOSE.
20:27:00 <slinky_J> n hex
20:27:00 <slinky_J> n darren
20:31:00 <nate> u love da bum tho
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> hex
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have a crush on her
20:35:00 <Kynetic> haters gonna h8
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> hurro sunny
20:37:00 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :))
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> memo to myself, do the dumb things I gotta do ... touch the puppet head
20:51:00 <slinky_J> i havent had a crush on someone for
20:51:00 <slinky_J> since
20:51:00 <slinky_J> well im 32 id feel stupid to
20:51:00 <slinky_J> hex is just annoying now anyway
20:51:00 <slinky_J> bajo was always annoying
20:56:00 <Dugnuts> who are you talking to slinky_J?
20:57:00 <slinky_J> nobody lolz
20:57:00 <slinky_J> i just want soda and ice cream okay.
20:57:00 <Dugnuts> so you dont want to make sense?
21:04:00 <Dugnuts> i guess not
21:05:00 <Lumeah> Hey slinky_J
21:06:00 <Lumeah> Mememe
21:09:00 <slinky_J> haha
22:20:00 <slinky_J> Laura Dern is so bangable in this movie on tele
22:22:00 <nate> get on the tinder slinky_J!
22:22:00 <nate> :P
22:23:00 <slinky_J> the fuck is tinder man
22:24:00 <nate> u meet random girls and push them off balconys ;p
22:33:00 <slinky_J> LOL
22:33:00 <slinky_J> kickass
22:33:00 <slinky_J> NOPE SHE COULD FLY EITHER!
22:33:00 <slinky_J> owells i bet one can!
22:35:00 <nate> girls will just go, come over slinky_J and drill my oil rig
22:35:00 <nate> and u will go yay!
22:43:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
22:44:00 <slinky_J> i will ask them to wash their rig clean first
22:45:00 <nate> shave it 4 sure
22:45:00 <TopDawg> nothing badder than a hairy rig
22:46:00 <slinky_J> put a hose up it n clean it out
22:46:00 <slinky_J> lolz
22:46:00 <TopDawg> shuttup josh u stupid fagget
22:47:00 <slinky_J> smd u fag cunt
23:29:00 <partay> lish tits or gtfo
23:29:00 <Lish> Pass
23:30:00 <TokenDaRing> exciting
23:31:00 <Lish> Very
23:31:00 <Lish> I went out to get a frozen coke and then came back
23:32:00 <Lish> It was thrilling
23:37:00 <partay> wow
23:37:00 <partay> did you get me one
23:38:00 <Lish> Nope
23:43:00 <TokenDaRing> GreekSnake: so not very big then?
23:52:00 <partay> TokenDaRing wheres picard tonight
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> nfi man
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> probably at a pub in mildura
23:53:00 <TokenDaRing> drinking with a few tradies, touching each other up
23:53:00 <partay> by himself
23:55:00 <nate> sounds good
23:55:00 <slower> if he is by himself, at least he wont have to shout
23:56:00 <partay> hes too much of a tight fucker to shout
23:56:00 <slower> lol
23:58:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he's gone down to melb for the weekend
23:58:00 <TokenDaRing> just him, a motel room and a 20 year old guy
23:58:00 <slower> do you realy think he is that way?
23:59:00 <Serenity> zzzzzz
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