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01:00 <mrdanger> it reads to me like "I dont believe in magic, but dont put a spell on my food
01:00 <faux> Rofl
02:00 <mrdanger> everybody is stupid
02:00 <faux> How rude
02:00 <mrdanger> it is an unfortunate truth
02:00 <mrdanger> im stupid too
02:00 <Doodle> <- stipud
02:00 <mrdanger> s-m-r-t
03:00 <Serenity> oh god mrdanger dont say things like that immutable will accuse you of wnting sharia law and endorsing rape
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Serenity> oh that ball licker left anyway
04:00 <faux> lol I love homer
04:00 <faux> Gime, what's a gime
04:00 <faux> Ohhhh haha a home.
04:00 <faux> Gime**
04:00 <faux> Fuck you autocorrect
04:00 <faux> Ruined it.
04:00 <mrdanger> sharia law is unconstitutional, as is any law based on a religion
04:00 <mrdanger> so we're sweet
04:00 <faux> your face is sweet
04:00 <mrdanger> that is true
04:00 <mrdanger> angelic, almost
04:00 <faux> I saw a dumb video earlier 
05:00 <mrdanger> was it porn?
05:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/6kii2jHixNQ
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Group of girls publicly abuse and humiliate a guy in Newtown, Sydney Views: 5,396 Uploader: SNEAKY TV Uploaded: Apr 29, 2015 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 3.09
05:00 <mrdanger> im having some memories of a person called angelica existing 
05:00 <faux> Like why the fuck was gender roles even brought up.. He voluntarily stood there and copped abuse 
05:00 <faux> Shits me to swath 
05:00 <faux> And death 
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <faux> If a girl stood there and consented to the same abuse I'd say the same shit
06:00 <faux> I hate people.
06:00 <mrdanger> he should pumch throats like a real man
06:00 <TheRiddler> anything to get famous
06:00 <mrdanger> bit of throat punching never hurt anyone
07:00 <faux>  I don't think its about fame really considering yoy can't see any of their faces 
07:00 <faux> Its really dumb 
08:00 <faux> He's making it an issue about gender when it should really be about stupidity lol
08:00 <faux> I need a gun.
08:00 <Doodle> yeah girls are stupid
09:00 <faux> U
09:00 <faux> Doodle can u vacuum for me pls
10:00 <Doodle> i can vacuum your cooch
10:00 <faux> I'll let you massage my foot
10:00 <faux> Oh
10:00 <faux> Wut.
10:00 <faux> there's no carpet there
10:00 <faux> Awks
10:00 <Doodle> thats ok
11:00 <Serenity> u can vacuum hardwood floors :o
11:00 <Doodle> i vacuum my lino
11:00 <faux> Mm hard wood
11:00 <faux> I want lychees
11:00 <faux> Are they in season 
12:00 <faux> Bonny do you have a hairy vagina
12:00 <faux> mrdanger is curious
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Bonny> I don't know.. I can't see it
12:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1J8uX9_-Bg
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ending Women's Suffrage Views: 687,278 Uploader: whatever Uploaded: Jul 3, 2013 Duration: 3m30s Rating: 4.89
13:00 <TheRiddler> loll
13:00 <Serenity> i bet Bonny has bush4daiz
14:00 <Bonny> wanna come over and check it out, sezz?
14:00 <faux> Oh are you a lardass
14:00 <faux> Hpt
14:00 <Serenity> i do show me now
14:00 <faux> Hot
14:00 <Bonny> lol
15:00 <Serenity> does anyone else stalk old houses theyve lived in on google?
15:00 <Serenity> or am i weird
15:00 <faux> You're weird
15:00 <Serenity> :(
15:00 <mrdanger> me go bed now
15:00 <faux> Do you expect to see kids running around
15:00 <faux> And a bbq lit
15:00 <faux> Lolll
16:00 <Serenity> er no
16:00 <Serenity> just about any house you can think of you can find old real estate listings for
16:00 <faux> I'll only look it up if I'm showing someone 
16:00 <Serenity> its interesting to see what has happened to a place you havent lived in in 10 years
16:00 <faux> I love real estate photos 
16:00 <faux> They make rooms look 4x bigger 
16:00 <faux> Mums apartment looked like a mansion 
16:00 <faux> Skillz
17:00 <Serenity> haha
17:00 <faux> I was like wtf that's not my room, lies
17:00 <faux> Looked gigantic 
17:00 <Serenity> ive looked up every place ive lived in tonight lol
17:00 <faux> Loll I don't even remember half the addresses
18:00 <Serenity> im obsessing about this move and the new house
18:00 <Serenity> i think pauls gonna kill me before i get a chance to live in it
18:00 <faux> Lolll
18:00 <Bonny> brb need to restart my comp
18:00 <faux> Its good you're excited 
18:00 <faux> And stay out
18:00 <Serenity> we've lived in this shit house for 5 years
18:00 <Serenity> im so excited to be in a decent place
19:00 <faux> Shh u can't call your home shit
19:00 <faux> Least you have a roof over your head
19:00 <Serenity> seriously dude if you ever saw it irl you'd agree
19:00 <Serenity> it'd be good for a single person with no kids
20:00 <Doodle> hows the serenity
20:00 <Serenity> SHIT
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> damn i was gonna move in
20:00 <Serenity> the location is great
20:00 <Serenity> but the house is crap
20:00 <Doodle> could i get up the driveway
20:00 <Serenity> probably not
21:00 <Serenity> you'd rip yuor bumper off
21:00 <Doodle> oh fuck that then
21:00 <faux> Wtf its 2am why aren't I asleep
21:00 <Doodle> 2am?
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <faux> Oh
21:00 <faux> The 1 was covered 
21:00 <Serenity> CUZ ALL U DO IZ IRC TILL 5AM
21:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <Doodle> loooool
21:00 <faux> oh phew
21:00 <Serenity> GO 2 BED
21:00 <Doodle> 2am
21:00 <faux> yeah I  will
21:00 <faux> Gfy
21:00 <Doodle> i should but meh
21:00 <Doodle> i'm a rebel
21:00 <Serenity> puhlease
21:00 <faux> I was painting 
22:00 <Serenity> i cant sleep im looking at boxes and wetting myself with excitment
22:00 <faux> And now I'm formally in bed
22:00 <faux> Finally
22:00 <faux> Dda
22:00 <faux> Fs
22:00 <Serenity> i read that as panting im like... ok
22:00 <faux> FUCK
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <faux> OK I'm off
22:00 <faux> Goodnight lovelies
22:00 <faux> :*
22:00 <Doodle> ninis
22:00 <Serenity> yes you are we can smell you
22:00 <Serenity> HUHU
22:00 <Serenity> night
22:00 <Doodle> loool
22:00 <faux> Thay joke wasn't funny the first 5 times unused it
22:00 <faux> Soz not soz
22:00 <faux> U USED*
22:00 <Doodle> unused tit
22:00 <Serenity> its always funny smelly
22:00 <faux> Lmao
22:00 <faux> Baii
23:00 <Serenity> byess
23:00 <Doodle> baii
23:00 <Maurice> I'm watching fam guy and Quagmire is in court for statutory rape and he said when he was born the dr asked his mum how she felt and she goes 'Horny, can you put him back in so I can push him out again?' and Quagmire goes 'I was born 9 times that day'
23:00 <Doodle> looooooool
23:00 <Serenity> jesus christ rofl
23:00 <Doodle> giggity giggity gross
23:00 <Maurice> It's a bad ep lol
23:00 <Serenity> i wonder what kind of perverse home seth grew up in
24:00 <Doodle> jewish one
31:00 <TheRiddler> worse than the herpies 1?
32:00 <TheRiddler> or stewie having brian's baby?
57:00 <TheRiddler> me tarzan you Jane^^
57:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <Serenity> ash did you have a kid recently?
00:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
00:00 <TheRiddler> why?
00:00 <xm> Tiglets
01:00 <TheRiddler> I got to hang out with my nephew today
01:00 <Serenity> you're heavy on the dad jokes thats all
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> he likes peek-a-boo
02:00 <TheRiddler> probably all babies do tho
03:00 <Serenity> yes haha
22:00 <TNT> so, wat else?
03:00 <gdrc> hello
52:00 <gdrc> is there anybody out there?
16:00 <gdrc> dude
17:00 <zaim> yes sir
21:00 <gdrc> how you doin
02:00 <Loof> this wwweather sucks so ccccold
25:00 <Immortality> y0 Loof
32:00 <Loof> Immortality!*@* added to ignore list.
55:00 <Immortality> ?
56:00 <Immortality> fkn weirdo hah
45:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
46:00 <Dugnuts> day off
46:00 <Dugnuts> wassup motherfuckers
01:00 <milk> lucky dude
01:00 <milk> I'm zapped, wired and strung out
02:00 <Dugnuts> stop taking so many drugs
06:00 <milk> yeah
06:00 <milk> if they could upgrade to reality 2.0
10:00 <Dugnuts> thats all just a matter of perspective and effort on your part milk
10:00 <Dugnuts> gotta beroot
25:00 <milk> I didn't invent drugs
38:00 <Dugnuts> so?
42:00 <milk> if you would like a deep and meaningful conversation about other types of life forms and evolution just ask
46:00 <Dugnuts> are you high right now?
47:00 <milk> nah
47:00 <milk> just tired
48:00 <Dugnuts> go to sleep then
48:00 <milk> cant sleep
48:00 <Dugnuts> then lay down and contemplate your life
49:00 <milk> in my addled mind logic requirement A -\-> action B
49:00 <milk> its stress
50:00 <milk> if I could just flip a switch and slove it....
50:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ man
50:00 <milk> wut?
50:00 <Dugnuts> go take a sleeping pill or something
50:00 <milk> well...
50:00 <milk> I'm waiting to see what happens to me actually
52:00 <Dugnuts> right
52:00 <Dugnuts> ok well im out
55:00 <milk> cool
10:00 <BMO> simba, hark simba
10:00 <British^Meat> i wish to converse with simba
11:00 <Serenity> i killed him
11:00 <Serenity> sorry
13:00 <British^Meat> fuck sake
13:00 <British^Meat> ruiner of austnet
13:00 <Serenity> just cant help myself
16:00 <CrazyNoonga> bewbs
19:00 <CrazyNoonga> bung bung bung
19:00 <CrazyNoonga> omfg 2:19
19:00 <CrazyNoonga> so good
19:00 <CrazyNoonga> beeeeerrr
20:00 <CrazyNoonga> all those poor bastards still stuck in that traffic hahahaha
24:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <CrazyNoonga> boooooooooobs
25:00 <CrazyNoonga> British^Meat welcome to #bewbs?
25:00 <CrazyNoonga> im to old to speak like that
26:00 <CrazyNoonga> I mean breasts
26:00 <CrazyNoonga> jolly good old chap
26:00 <doctor> jitterbug into my brain, agoes bang bang bang till my feet does the same
27:00 <CrazyNoonga> oh yeah I remeber that song
28:00 <CrazyNoonga> wake me up cos im a bozo
28:00 <milk> lazy dayz
28:00 <CrazyNoonga> keep me hangin on like a trolololooooooooooooooooooo
29:00 <doctor> i like george michael, he's gay and likes drugs and has sex in public toilets
29:00 <British^Meat> do i wanna talk to this guy?
29:00 <British^Meat> which one is it? is he trouble?
31:00 <milk> george micheal was king of the white calico shirts and dazzling smile
31:00 <doctor> yeah that smile and twinkle in his eye
31:00 <milk> lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you an me... - classic
31:00 <doctor> certainly won my heart over
32:00 <milk> bet there were prostitutes scooping his cum out out the bums in the pub toilets
32:00 <doctor> that's all part of the mystery of his appeal, you just don't know
33:00 <milk> prosthetics my friend
34:00 <milk> prosthetics
41:00 <slinky_J> prostitute with two prosthetic arms and two prosthetic legs
49:00 <CrazyNoonga> I dont care about anyones gay life or cum honestly lol
49:00 <CrazyNoonga> im just a small town white boy trying to make a living
51:00 <slinky_J> im trying to make cum
52:00 <CrazyNoonga> I don't really think about cum
52:00 <CrazyNoonga> I think about a nice meal and making some money 
53:00 <CrazyNoonga> I think about how to make the world a better place
06:00 <doctor> the world doesn't need to be made better, that's how communism and nazis came about
12:00 <pr4wn4> hi all
22:00 <CrazyNoonga> well make everyday better I guess
22:00 <CrazyNoonga> by smiling and laughing
22:00 <CrazyNoonga> that makes the world better some
33:00 <Shadowgate> someone be funny lol
38:00 <Dugnuts> knock knock
39:00 <Dugnuts> too slow
41:00 <Shadowgate> DUgnuts kiklls people of laughter
41:00 <Dugnuts> sorry it wasnt on par with your 'someone be funny lol'
41:00 <Dugnuts> that was pure gold
43:00 <Shadowgate> you were gold you were really funny lol
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: the man, the legend
44:00 <Dugnuts> lol lol lol lol lol lol lol. lol lol lol? lol!
49:00 <CrazyNoonga> poofter ey? Little bummer boy!
49:00 <CrazyNoonga> I saw those kind back in the service, you wont catch me with my trousers down!
49:00 <TokenDaRing> CrazyNoonga: no one had to catch you with anything down, you'd drop your pants for anyone
51:00 <CrazyNoonga> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0eBRm4Ygek
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Poofter ey? Views: 13,273 Uploader: CBinks118 Uploaded: Jun 24, 2010 Duration: 0m6s Rating: 4.82
06:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock
07:00 <CrazyNoonga> ron beer aclock was 2 hours ago you are late!
08:00 <TheRon> damn!
08:00 <CrazyNoonga> TheRon lets get a boogie happening up in this bitch with beers and boobs!
08:00 <TheRon> breasts!
09:00 <CrazyNoonga> BREASTS!
09:00 <CrazyNoonga> yes us old fellas say breasts
09:00 <CrazyNoonga> thats right
10:00 <CrazyNoonga> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlGXDy5xFlw
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eurythmics - There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart) Views: 7,621,589 Uploader: EurythmicstvVEVO Uploaded: Nov 14, 2009 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.91
10:00 <TheRon> weezer - hasp pipe
10:00 <TheRon> hash
11:00 <TheRon> BANG SNATCH!
12:00 <simba> who the fuck is that
12:00 <TheRon> i reckon it's chris
13:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: not enough brain damage
13:00 <TheRon> true
14:00 <simba> but still a respectable amount
14:00 <TheRon> carlton ftw tonight
16:00 <simba> can they both losed
16:00 <simba> lose
16:00 <TheRon> if only
16:00 <simba> lol http://i59.tinypic.com/x60s3a.jpg
16:00 <TheRon> i think everybody would be happy
17:00 <simba> wigga please ur tie is wiggles colors
17:00 <TheRon> is walsh a traitor?
17:00 <BangSmash> simba that is a very unatractive pic
19:00 <simba> yes he is
19:00 <simba> hes made his bed
19:00 <TheRon> viktor, you're a very unattractive man
21:00 <TheRon> simba are you proud of the two drunk clowns that went up and harrassed clarko??
21:00 <BangSmash> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AmkmqYEarw
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eurythmics - Thorn In My Side Views: 3,614,198 Uploader: EurythmicsVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m9s Rating: 4.90
24:00 <simba> there was 1 
24:00 <simba> got owned with a jab to da neck
24:00 <TheRon> i saw that footage and went "yep, they're in adelaide!"
25:00 <simba> u rock
25:00 <TheRon> i know i do
25:00 <simba> that dude is a geelong fan 2 
25:00 <TheRon> i don't think so
26:00 <simba> he is the stalkernerds found his facebook and shit
26:00 <simba> he has like 6 different afl teams jumpers
26:00 <simba> hes just a bandwagoning dickhead or something
27:00 <TheRon> why can't you have supporters like our CatMan
27:00 <BangSmash> TheRon have you ever thougbht about the universe?
27:00 <BangSmash> thought
27:00 <TheRon> i think about my universe all the time
28:00 <BangSmash> yeah like singularities?
28:00 <BangSmash> worm holes?
28:00 <TheRon> no
28:00 <simba> http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2015/04/128402_5a39fc3d11f74de4cb3094f8d51f9241.JPG
28:00 <TheRon> nerdy space shit?
28:00 <TheRon> no!
28:00 <BangSmash> why are you so dumb then?
28:00 <TheRon> damn
28:00 <BangSmash> why do you not want to make your planet better?
29:00 <BangSmash> nerdy space shit?
29:00 <BangSmash> its nothing of the sort
29:00 <BangSmash> the future of human kind is at stake
30:00 <TheRon> for the future of all mankind i will have a small sprite
30:00 <BangSmash> and you care more about running a sphere around a field for fun?
30:00 <TheRon> i like boobs
30:00 <simba> the footy isnt a sphere m8 jeez
31:00 <BangSmash> so do I boobs for the win
31:00 <TheRon> footy is the be all and end all
31:00 <simba> calm down m8 have a sphere
32:00 <TheRon> i couldn't imagine a world without footy
32:00 <TheRon> and beer and boobs
33:00 <TheRon> if everybody loved footy, there'd be no wars
33:00 <simba> Loof loves his sports
34:00 <TokenDaRing> water sports
34:00 <TheRon> loof has recently discovered the joys of rimming
35:00 <faux> golly
36:00 <TheRon> faux: loves life and league
36:00 <faux> Jah mon
36:00 <faux> loif n leahue m8
37:00 <simba> ruxbet lige
37:00 <simba> da drax0on
38:00 <TheRon> go storm
38:00 <TheRon> simba is a huge adelaide rams fan
39:00 <faux> My uncle flew to Vegas yesterday for the pacquaio fight 
39:00 <simba> adelaide niggas
39:00 <faux> So jelly
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> wat a psychop
39:00 <faux> Why is that psycho 
39:00 <TheRon> faux what day is it, sat or sunday?
39:00 <faux> Sat
39:00 <faux> May2
39:00 <TheRon> sun here though?
40:00 <faux> Idk tbh now you confused me
40:00 <Loof> had the best shit
40:00 <simba> i guess its not if ur uncle is mayweather
40:00 <TheRon> i'm confused
40:00 <faux> Simba its like you going to England to see Liverpool play and staying there for a week for a holiday 
40:00 <Loof> just had viet Phở
41:00 <simba> I KNOW
41:00 <faux> My uncle boxes and loves boxing and pacman so this is something he's always wanted to do
41:00 <faux> He doesn't fly overseas for every fight lol
41:00 <Loof> boxing is the only sport i can watch
41:00 <faux> Hope its a good fight tbh
41:00 <TheRon> floyd has said it's not about the money for him
42:00 <TheRon> 1.8 million says it is about the money
42:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <simba> i have travelled for some almighty shit bands
42:00 <simba> stuff i have 2 live with
43:00 <BangSmash> the world deserves better
43:00 <BangSmash> clearly
43:00 <faux> erkh I need food
43:00 <BangSmash> all about me wow
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCwiL6MZcY
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Unboxing the 2015 Grammy Views: 301 Uploader: alyankovic Uploaded: Apr 30, 2015 Duration: 3m35s Rating: 4.99
44:00 <simba> have a cashew
44:00 <Loof> looks like i'll be moving out next week
44:00 <Loof> yay!
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <simba> where 2
45:00 <Loof> whereever i can find cheap ass rent
45:00 <Loof> with internet
45:00 <TheRon> faux it's sunday here
45:00 <Loof> wonder if i should move in with B1{MIA} 
45:00 <Serenity> doit
45:00 <TheRon> coverage starting at 12pm
45:00 <Loof> i'll ask him
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <TheRon> first fight at 11.30
46:00 <Loof> dont know if he's even talking to me tho lol
46:00 <Serenity> hr might be able to get rid of his old housemate
46:00 <simba> are their wives fighting as a curtain raiser?
46:00 <TheRon> the big fight is expected at 1pm
47:00 <TheRon> $59.95 pay per view
48:00 <Loof> went to see about legal aid today
48:00 <Loof> student lawyer and they cant talk for me in court
48:00 <Loof> utterly useless
49:00 <TheRon> better get a lawyer son, better get a real good one
50:00 <StrykerX> Wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!
50:00 <simba> i'll be ur lawyer
50:00 <Loof> sweet
50:00 <simba> i know law talk
50:00 <TheRon> i'll give it a crack
50:00 <Loof> i can only pay in weed 
50:00 <Loof> is that ok?
50:00 <simba> sik
50:00 <Loof> brb
50:00 <simba> prosecution rests
51:00 <TheRon> breasts?
51:00 <TheRon> defence rests, you didn't prove your case
51:00 <TheRon> i've seen the practice, i know how to lawyer
52:00 <StrykerX> Naturally.
52:00 <StrykerX> What else would you want to see wiggle?
52:00 <simba> objection heresay
52:00 <simba> hear
52:00 <simba> say
52:00 <simba> awer
53:00 <TheRon> excited utterance, exception to the hearsay rule
55:00 <Serenity> buttd
55:00 <Serenity> butts
55:00 <British^Meat> she cannot lie
55:00 <TheRon> doodle could be loof's lawyer
56:00 <Doodle> plead insanity
57:00 <TheRon> loof said he'd pay you in weed
57:00 <TheRon> he'd need some good quality hooch
59:00 <TheRon> i like bryan adams
59:00 <TheRon> looks like i'm drinking all day sunday
00:00 <simba> im goign 2 the away showdown get in2 biffs 
00:00 <TheRon> harrass a coach?
01:00 <TheRon> i'm a breast man
01:00 <simba> phil walsh will leave early like all crows fans
01:00 <simba> wont b able to catch him 
01:00 <simba> ;;;;)
02:00 <TheRon> do crows supoorters get belted if they goto the wrong pub?
02:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
04:00 <ShadowLurker> wobbly sausage
04:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: only if they go to swampie central
04:00 <TokenDaRing> aka Port Adelaide
05:00 <TheRon> is there a berlin wall type setup there??
05:00 <B1{MIA}> Jesus Christ
05:00 <TheRon> he won't help he's dead
06:00 <slinky_J> my fav greek restaurant and pizza is in port adelaide :P
06:00 <simba> go da powa
06:00 <TheRon> they make southwark in port adelaide don't they??
06:00 <slinky_J> you'd think because there are dolphins at the port that they'd have called them Dolphins
07:00 <TheRon> it's not like the clean waters of tasmania is it
07:00 <simba> dolphins is a pretty faggy name
07:00 <simba> pirates was the next choice
07:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: nah people piss into the port river and stuff
07:00 <slinky_J> pirates is worse than dolphins!
07:00 <simba> sharks was 1
07:00 <simba> nah pirates is sik not as sik as raiders 
07:00 <slinky_J> raiders is boss
07:00 <TheRon> TokenDaRing: it adds some extra body to the recipe
07:00 <slinky_J> port Vikings!
07:00 <simba> Nigel Pearson accuses journalist of being an ostrich before storming out of press conference by Sky Sports
08:00 <TheRon> here's to pissiona!
09:00 <TheRon> manny is gonna win
09:00 <slinky_J> come to the barossa
09:00 <slinky_J> the land of the never ending lunch.
09:00 <TokenDaRing> the barossa has too many bogans
09:00 <TheRon> hanging shit on adelaide is so much fun
09:00 <TheRon> i like hahndorf, it's a little piece of germany
10:00 <TokenDaRing> hahndorf is nice
10:00 <TokenDaRing> the adelaide hills has some nice areas, its just adelaide itself is full of bogans and derros
10:00 <TheRon> haven't been in a while, they have 1 litre steins there?
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> im just glad i dont live in "the Paris of the south"
11:00 <StrykerX> No.
11:00 <TheRon> you a mayweather man?
14:00 <TheRon> adelaide it's a little piece of frankston
16:00 <slinky_J> adelaide is nice
16:00 <slinky_J> at least we have a dinosaur park with real live dinosaurs.
17:00 <StrykerX> I'm your mums man
17:00 <StrykerX> :')
17:00 <slinky_J> fuck
17:00 <StrykerX> Wait, is picard here?
17:00 <slinky_J> i wake up thinkin its like 9am
17:00 <slinky_J> lolol
17:00 <slinky_J> mmmmmmmmm honey
17:00 <StrykerX> ;)
17:00 <StrykerX> Ohai
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2X_YoNZ39E
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chopper Reid Weather Man Views: 469,299 Uploader: x0jade0x Uploaded: Dec 6, 2006 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.86
18:00 <TheRon> Shirty, the slightly aggressive bear
18:00 <Shadowgate> slinkyj is funny lol
20:00 <slinky_J> ahaii!!
20:00 <slinky_J> didnt know that was ur butt I squeezed
20:00 <slinky_J> feels good.
21:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/541211_557624227602109_927648875_n.png?oh=18e7e86ad817ebc78f9bb570c12a875a&oe=55DD6CAB
21:00 <slinky_J> lelz!!
21:00 <TheRon> whats going on in adelaide.........................................moving on!
25:00 <TheRon> tell me why...i don't like mondays
26:00 <TheRon> i wanna shoot the whole day down
27:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  how are you/?
33:00 <simba> might b tipping all the away teams
33:00 <TheRon> go cats
35:00 <StrykerX> nate is a cool cat.
35:00 <StrykerX> One of the boyz.
35:00 <TheRon> i'm cool for cats
35:00 <nate> yup me and pete lovin life
36:00 <nate> downloading arrow 
36:00 <nate> ohh ohh ;D
36:00 <TheRon> lovin' life and rugby league
37:00 <StrykerX> lol
37:00 <StrykerX> Watch out nate, he'll "block" you.
37:00 <StrykerX> Sorry, "ignore".
38:00 <StrykerX> Too busy arguing on FB, crossing over terms.
38:00 <slinky_J> oh man
38:00 <slinky_J> nate my mate is gonna hate me coz i srs gotta root his best mate, which is a chick
38:00 <slinky_J> n im chattin up now on fb lelz
38:00 <nate> u better be slinky_J;l
39:00 <ShadowLurker> lol ignore
39:00 <ShadowLurker> sometimes you have to ignore
39:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
40:00 <StrykerX> No, ShadowLurker, not ignore.. "Ignore".
40:00 <StrykerX> Pieter style (not real)
40:00 <nate> fgnore
40:00 <nate> haha
40:00 <British^Meat> i ignore with my mind
40:00 <British^Meat> but sometimes i cant help but react
41:00 <nate> u do have nice legs British^Meat
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh thats my issue
41:00 <nate> they run all the way to my place
41:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant help but want to punch kittens everytime this idiot types
41:00 <ShadowLurker> so i ignored
41:00 <TheRon> still on your side, when you need me girl, still on your side
42:00 <British^Meat> indeed ShadowLurker
42:00 <British^Meat> it means that they have won
42:00 <British^Meat> everytime u respond they have won, this is not how it should be
42:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh but everytime i give them shit i get in trouble
42:00 <British^Meat> and we should ignore with out minds proudly
42:00 <nate> ya mum comes on and tells u off ShadowLurker?:)
42:00 <TheRon> saturday night's alright for fighting
43:00 <British^Meat> indeed
43:00 <British^Meat> i feel your pain
43:00 <ShadowLurker> like this asshole
43:00 <nate> stop being babies
43:00 <nate> suck it up
43:00 <TheRon> babies like breasts
43:00 <nate> slurrrp!
43:00 <British^Meat> thats ok, i enjoy watching them try
43:00 <British^Meat> thats a small victory
43:00 <ShadowLurker> has nothing to contribute to the converdsation at hand so resorts to abuse
44:00 <ShadowLurker> conversation*
44:00 <steven_> haaaaaaa
44:00 <TheRon> i have nothing to contribute so i contribute breasts
44:00 <ShadowLurker> breasts are always contributing
44:00 <ShadowLurker> no matter the convo
44:00 <TheRon> they really are
44:00 <nate> manboobs!
45:00 <nate> bath tub fight!
45:00 <nate> bubbles everywhere
45:00 <Shadowgate> nate is funy lol
46:00 <TheRon> what about me i'm fucking hilarious
46:00 <nate> theron plays good musak!
47:00 <nate> at the irc bbq
47:00 <nate> meat meat !
47:00 <nate> zade hi there big fella!
47:00 <Zade> hello nate
47:00 <TheRon> who'd bring the stripper to the irc bbq??
47:00 <nate> i think the rugby is gonna be called orf
47:00 <nate> i just downloading wayward pines
48:00 <slinky_J> aaahahahahahahaha
48:00 <slinky_J> mulder and skully back on the case
48:00 <nate> better be good :L
48:00 <TheRon> woo the bitch is back
49:00 <slinky_J> dude is so old he got grandpa nose
49:00 <TheRon> hank moody?
49:00 <nate> slinky_J u like redheads?
49:00 <BangSmash> hornay slooders?
49:00 <TheRon> what does one do to slood?
50:00 <slinky_J> "More sex please, we're British!" said the English slag, for British cock is too small to fill her needs in one hit.
50:00 <BangSmash> where did all the hornay slooders go?
50:00 <nate> they at the boltamore riots
50:00 <nate> getting their riot on
50:00 <BangSmash> Serenity must have bane them
50:00 <TheRon> a balck man get shot again?
51:00 <slinky_J> whut
51:00 <slinky_J> yer redhead is nice.
51:00 <slinky_J> long as it aint an no redhead hippy orangutan bro
51:00 <nate> slinky_J u really need that ps4 now ;O
51:00 <BangSmash> not that I saw TheRon
51:00 <nate> he got spinal damage and died in custody
51:00 <BangSmash> but they might have shot some negroes while I wasnt looking
51:00 <TheRon> remember rodney king?
51:00 <nate> they are investigating :D
51:00 <BangSmash> yeah LA riots bro
51:00 <TheRon> his video got sent into funniest home video
51:00 <BangSmash> they were the worst
52:00 <nate> u can play fifa on it
52:00 <TheRon> red minge?
52:00 <TheRon> i just like saying the word minge
52:00 <BangSmash> LA riots were the worst
52:00 <BangSmash> worst thats ever been
52:00 <BangSmash> lets stop riuoting and hug each other?
53:00 <BangSmash> rioting even
53:00 <BangSmash> lets all get together and feel alright?
55:00 <TheRon> let's all have a porgy
55:00 <slinky_J> let's have a poetry slam
55:00 <BangSmash> nah
55:00 <BangSmash> thats old
56:00 <TheRon> hi
56:00 <nate> theron leave u alone for a second, what are u saying ;D
56:00 <nate> whaha!
56:00 <BangSmash> need something new
57:00 <nate> theron did u watch the block?
57:00 <nate> do some renovations yeah?
57:00 <TheRon> nah hate that shit
57:00 <slinky_J> honey ham
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CeaxLiMgE
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dillon Francis, DJ Snake - Get Low Views: 56,846,309 Uploader: DillonFrancisVEVO Uploaded: May 22, 2014 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.87
59:00 <slinky_J> i do
59:00 <slinky_J> fifa is ok
59:00 <slinky_J> i am ok with the game of watch the last Hipster episode n laugh at hipsters.
00:00 <TheRon> first you get the fifa, then you win the fifa, then you get the women
01:00 <slinky_J> no then you got sore hands 
01:00 <slinky_J> and you didnt even wank over porn.
01:00 <stompin> i wank ova ya mum
01:00 <StrykerX> Mmm cheese
01:00 <TheRon> toe cheese
02:00 <nate> stompin sounds normal whats going on 
02:00 <slinky_J> uno he really loves wanking over my mom?
02:00 <slinky_J> MYYY MOOMMM!!
02:00 <slinky_J> ahaha regular show ruls
02:00 <nate> slinky_J stop lining up irc guys for ya mum ;l
02:00 <slinky_J> who* no he..
02:00 <slinky_J> dude
02:00 <StrykerX> Delicious.
02:00 <TheRon> i want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride my bike
03:00 <slinky_J> so wrong
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <nate> stompin would make a good father
03:00 <nate> kind respectful rich
04:00 <nate> stompin how much money u got:)
04:00 <StrykerX> Ugh
04:00 <StrykerX> I've gotta stop getting sucked into these halal arguments
04:00 <StrykerX> I can't help but replying.
04:00 <British^Meat> for or against?
05:00 <nate> halal is a good way to make money ;L
05:00 <British^Meat> for me its a non event, doesnt bother me in the slightest and not something worth getting ur knickers in a knot over
05:00 <TheRon> your mum comments are so old
05:00 <StrykerX> I'm just stating I shouldn't be FORCED to consume halal products
05:00 <British^Meat> been going on fer centuries, and years in this country, but now its "a thing"
05:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers, i get all the girls
06:00 <StrykerX> This dickhead reckons everyone should just accept it
06:00 <slinky_J> I love this hipster thinking on fixie bikes, I'm an urban cowboy! Because before cowboys rode horses, they did it the cool way by WALKING.
06:00 <nate> everything tastes better blessed ;l
06:00 <TheRon> one summer, i'll find a way
08:00 <slinky_J> i like TheRon because he is in no way a hipster.
08:00 <StrykerX> I shouldn't HAVE to eat "blessed" food if I don't want to
08:00 <StrykerX> That is my argument.
08:00 <TheRon> beer boobs and sport
09:00 <TheRon> snoop dogg - gin and juice
10:00 <nate> i might watch flipping vegas
10:00 <nate> WOOPIE
10:00 <TheRon> debbie does dallas?
10:00 <fawks> Lmao
10:00 <StrykerX> Drop it like its hottt
11:00 <nate> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipping_Vegas
11:00 <TheRon> fawks: loves life and rugby league
12:00 <nate> get your fawks on!
12:00 <fawks> Why should muzzos have to eat non halal food
12:00 <fawks> Its also not forced down your throat, there's a label.. If you can read, you can avoid halal shit
12:00 <fawks> I don't get why its even a thing, it doesn't taste different, its not poison... Why does it even matter like I don't understand how it concerns some people so much 
12:00 <fawks> V odd
13:00 <StrykerX> I'm not religious. I don't wish to eat 'blessed' food. 
13:00 <StrykerX> Simple really.
14:00 <StrykerX> However, I fell into the trolls line.. Letting him tell me to just accept it. Then I arc'd up.
14:00 <TheRon> i associate halal with 2000: a space odyssey 
14:00 <nate> which place was selling this meat?
14:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives, it's so cute
15:00 <StrykerX> Bbs
15:00 <nate> local supermarket?
15:00 <nate> speciality shop?
15:00 <nate> mussies meat market?
16:00 <nate> was it cheap?
16:00 <nate> good quality?
16:00 <nate> just there?
16:00 <nate> hmm meat must buy :D
16:00 <nate> im more worried about price and quality
17:00 <nate> then weigh up if its halaly
17:00 <nate> if ya not happy arc up :D
17:00 <nate> haha
17:00 <nate> u have done well
19:00 <TheRon> if you wanna be a passenger, then climb aboard we're leaving now
19:00 <nate> my local meat distrubitor is halal certified, everything is halaled
19:00 <nate> cept for pork i'd say
20:00 <TheRon> feeding pork to muslims is wrong
21:00 <TheRon> boobs mew boobs!
21:00 <nate> so more than likely everything from the supermarket is halal certified
22:00 <nate> they just dont put it on individual packs
22:00 <nate> just on the big boxes the supermarket gets;l
23:00 <nate> StrykerX i'd ask your local butcher
23:00 <nate> rock on brraa!
23:00 <TheRon> halal breasts?
24:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
25:00 <TheRon> i could never be your woman
25:00 <TheRon> pure massacre
31:00 <slinky_J> just made fresh oj
37:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maroon 5 - Sugar Views: 373,402,129 Uploader: Maroon5VEVO Uploaded: Jan 14, 2015 Duration: 5m2s Rating: 4.88
37:00 <TheRon> crowded house - don't stop now
37:00 <nate> im hurting baby!
38:00 <slinky_J> do you like dragons
38:00 <slinky_J> dragon deez nuts
38:00 <nate> sugar roast beef
38:00 <nate> show me some gravy
38:00 <nate> mabye a roll
38:00 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now?
38:00 <TheRon> you know it won't taste the same
38:00 <nate> do u watch your carbs TheRon?
38:00 <TheRon> nope
39:00 <TheRon> i drink beers
40:00 <nate> not 2 many carbs in beer;l
40:00 <nate> its the alcomole
40:00 <TheRon> everybody's got a hungry heart
40:00 <nate> how many beers u enjoy?
40:00 <nate> 12?
40:00 <TheRon> enough
40:00 <nate> 24 :P
41:00 <TheRon> how many beers have disappeared now kids?
41:00 <TheRon> 23!
41:00 <nate> lol
41:00 <StrykerX> Light session?
41:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
42:00 <nate> on my face?
42:00 <TheRon> sunday i'm getting jugs
42:00 <StrykerX> Breasts?
42:00 <TheRon> hope so
43:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0g4dWxEBo
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rihanna And Kanye West And Paul McCartney - FourFiveSeconds Views: 174,970,466 Uploader: RihannaVEVO Uploaded: Feb 3, 2015 Duration: 3m12s Rating: 4.74
43:00 <nate> this song reminds me of the riots;l
43:00 <nate> how did they know ;D
43:00 <nate> its telling blacks to riot ;l
43:00 <nate> haha
44:00 <nate> god bless australia
45:00 <TheRon> now i'm 45 seconds from fom violence, and we've got 3 more days till friday
45:00 <nate> i dont mind going to jail, intill i go for a job
45:00 <nate> lol
46:00 <TheRon> baby all you're all that i want, lying here in my arms i'm finding it hard to believe this is heaven
46:00 <faux> And on the third day god created the Remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals 
46:00 <faux> Amen
46:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drake - Started From The Bottom (Explicit) Views: 167,468,743 Uploader: DrakeVEVO Uploaded: Feb 13, 2013 Duration: 5m21s Rating: 4.56
46:00 <nate> this has bottom in it for me ;l
47:00 <TheRon> god hates fags
47:00 <TheRon> so they say
47:00 <TheRon> i've got bills i got to pay
47:00 <stompin> hooker bills
47:00 <nate> stompin yeah how much ;D
47:00 <TheRon> so im gonna work work work every day
47:00 <nate> yeah i heard that one from the riots
48:00 <nate> poor people are 2 busy working to look after their kids
48:00 <nate> more like drinking ;D
48:00 <Dugnuts> omg
48:00 <Dugnuts> i am great at stirfry
48:00 <nate> Dugnuts u married yet!
48:00 <TheRon> oyster sauce is the secret to stir fry
49:00 <TheRon> hozier - take me to church
50:00 <nate> yeah Dugnuts whats your secret
50:00 <nate> a good wok?
51:00 <nate> peanut oil?
51:00 <TheRon> i can't get to sleep, i think about the implications
51:00 <nate> sprouts?
51:00 <TheRon> i like ginger and chilli
53:00 <slinky_J> man i just saw some good porn
53:00 <slinky_J> ;)
53:00 <TheRon> midget nazi porn?
54:00 <slinky_J> nah
54:00 <slinky_J> gross
55:00 <TheRon> only you know you love her when you let her go
55:00 <nate> couleurs beautiful how are u ;l
55:00 <TheRon> couleurs: likes midget nazi porn
55:00 <couleurs> hi
55:00 <nate> slinky_J likes ps4 porn
55:00 <nate> cosplay in batman outfits
55:00 <TheRon> the first thing you know i'll be back in bow river again
56:00 <nate> slinky_J u on the hard graft?
56:00 <nate> lucky girl!
56:00 <nate> ;D
57:00 <TheRon> is slinky_J  fucking destiny again?
57:00 <TheRon> thats her name isn't it?
57:00 <nate> omg TheRon ;D
58:00 <TheRon> too subtle?
58:00 <amsy> hi cc !
59:00 <nate> dont let me go TheRon!
59:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
59:00 <slinky_J> destiny?
00:00 <couleurs> llorrane i am ur density 
00:00 <couleurs> destiny
00:00 <couleurs> --- george mcfly
00:00 <amsy> pretty ok, n u?
00:00 <couleurs> thank u
00:00 <couleurs> bleh 2 day ftw
01:00 <amsy> haha
01:00 <couleurs> (fuck the world)
01:00 <TheRon> ah ha god damn right it's beautiful day
03:00 <TheRon> couleurs: the melbourne victory won the premiers plate
03:00 <couleurs> ok
04:00 <TheRon> go victory
04:00 <TheRon> no bvb but still
05:00 <simba> he let go
06:00 <TheRon> the sauce bottles at newcastle got mascot of the year
06:00 <slinky_J> ima order pizza again
06:00 <slinky_J> gon get sah fat
09:00 <simba> domenikos theotocopoulus = ITaL^GuY
09:00 <Serenity> [4:13pm] <StrykerX> I'm not religious. I don't wish to eat 'blessed' food. - if you're not religious though why is it even of concern? if you dont believe in it then whether its blessed or not doesnt matter its not real the only time its real is if its your belief
09:00 <Serenity> its not aids, eating it isnt going to infect you with the mooslim
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> im italian not greek you Lion
10:00 <stompin> ok
10:00 <Immutable> you ok Serenity ?
10:00 <TheRon> anyone seen the free the nipple campaign?
10:00 <TheRon> i'm all for it
10:00 <slinky_J> wassat?
10:00 <slinky_J> not for women to breast feed in public?
11:00 <Immutable> just because they think they're entitled to rape you because you don't cover your hair doesn't mean they're bad people
11:00 <Serenity> what the fuck are you even talking about
11:00 <Immutable> you don't know your shit
11:00 <TheRon> some chick in iceland 
11:00 <slinky_J> ?
11:00 <TheRon> its in twitter
12:00 <Immutable> go read up on islam
12:00 <Serenity> yes because i disagree with you i dont know anything
12:00 <Serenity> ok
12:00 <ITaL^GuY> omg religious talk
12:00 <Immutable> I don't understand 
12:00 <Immutable> do you want sharia law brought in?
12:00 <TheRon> chicks going topless
13:00 <Serenity> yes by saying what i said it means i want sharia law
13:00 <Serenity> are you fucking retarded?
13:00 <Skirmish> lol this sounds like a sensible discussion.
13:00 <TheRon> i wat to see a irc free the nipple campaign damn it
13:00 <slinky_J> yea nah.
14:00 <Serenity> yes apparently asking why halal food is a problem means i want sharia law and to be raped
14:00 <Skirmish> Did that chick that used to be in the Palmer United Party join austnet? 
14:00 <Immutable> just get rid of halal
14:00 <Skirmish> oh the stupid halal conversation again. Only stupid people think that halal certification is an issue. 
14:00 <slinky_J> yea nah.
14:00 <slinky_J> just get a gf
14:00 <TheRon> get real or blow up?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: he needs to go to Melton for that
15:00 <Immutable> then they'll go away
15:00 <Serenity> could you be any more ignorant
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> not so much the the certification, but who is actually paying for it
16:00 <Immutable> if you don't go halal they'll blow you up just like that chocolate place
16:00 <Skirmish> I am going to start a facebook group that suggests that by buying products that have the heart tick on them we're secretly being taxed and should boycott it. 
16:00 <Serenity> Oh I understand now Immutable is being the giant troll he is
16:00 <Serenity> thank god
16:00 <Skirmish> ITaL^GuY: The consumer ALWAYS pays. If you don't like that then you need to start a society that is based around bartering goods. 
16:00 <TheRon> jive talkin' you're telling me lies
17:00 <TheRiddler> the religion doesn't say to rape women at all lol
17:00 <Immutable> does it have anything to do with being a bigot skirmish?
17:00 <ITaL^GuY> but the heart foundation tick actually gives you info on the product
17:00 <Skirmish> So does the halal certification. It tells people that give a shit about it, that it is halal. 
17:00 <TheRiddler> neither does covering up in the religion
17:00 <TheRiddler> it's a culture thing not a religious thing
17:00 <slinky_J> whats melton
17:00 <TheRon> drug capital of victoria
17:00 <TheRon> if not australia
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> If you don't give a shit about it, then the halal emblem has about as much impact as the heart tick. 
18:00 <Serenity> people dont seem to have an issue with all the kosher labelling we've had for decades
18:00 <Skirmish> THE JOOOOOOZ! 
18:00 <nate> they should have the moderation tick ;D
18:00 <TheRiddler> they think it funds terrorism
18:00 <Serenity> well it doesnt
18:00 <Immutable> IT DOES
18:00 <TheRiddler> nothing to do with the religious side
18:00 <Serenity> its been proven time and time again
18:00 <Skirmish> Their march to zionist conquest continues whilst we all worry about the mooslimz. 
18:00 <slinky_J> we just want to to get your dick wet 
18:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: it's like going to Davoren Park
18:00 <TheRon> billy don't you lose my number
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:00 <ITaL^GuY> thats true
19:00 <Immutable> I'm bored now
19:00 <ITaL^GuY> yes
19:00 <TheRiddler> good get lost
19:00 <Immutable> What if I don't want to know if its halal?
19:00 <ITaL^GuY> lollll
19:00 <TheRon> is st kilda the red light district?
19:00 <slinky_J> in adelaide?
20:00 <Immutable> Can I halal certify anything I want?
20:00 <ITaL^GuY> i reckon you might be a bit halal
20:00 <TheRiddler> Immutable stfu
20:00 <TokenDaRing> st kilda is a beach in adelaide
20:00 <AzzA> lol red light district
20:00 <AzzA> ^^^ this guy
20:00 <AzzA> makes me lol
21:00 <Immutable> Islammmmmeeee
21:00 <TheRon> i heard  in adelaide if there's a blue curtain you can get a boy of any age and pink for a girl
22:00 <nate> half a cream donut for Immutable!
22:00 <Skirmish> I think that anyone that displays the level of ignorance that is currently being displayed by Immutable, should be banned for 24 hours from the channel. Immutable should be the benchmark for ignorance from this moment forward. 
22:00 <nate> bbq at Immutables place
22:00 <Immutable> yay!
22:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
22:00 <slinky_J> LOL
23:00 <nate> slow cooked ribs
23:00 <Immutable> and other industrially cooked meats
24:00 <nate> my toes are cold, dats it!
24:00 <Skirmish> Also, whilst we're on the topic of making stupid accusations of sharia law .... Serenity is the queen of bewbs. Suggesting she would want anything to do with a law that required women to cover all of their body is just absurd. 
25:00 <Immutable> stop sucking her vagina
25:00 <Serenity> lol no shit Skirmish
26:00 <Skirmish> I would happily suckle on her labia if it was made available Immutable. 
26:00 <Immutable> uhuh
26:00 <amsy> suckle :'(
27:00 <nate> amsy sign up for some of that ;D
27:00 <Immutable> the bad man will stop soon
27:00 <amsy> haha 
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> Suckle gives me bad images
29:00 <amsy> same
29:00 <faux> Like a newborn marsupial eating from its mum
29:00 <faux> making gross eating noises
29:00 <Serenity> jeepers
29:00 <amsy> hello doctor
29:00 <doctor> hello amsy
29:00 <faux> Pltpltpltlptlltlslptl
29:00 <Immutable> its actually the wrong word
29:00 <amsy> or a baby goat
29:00 <amsy> or sheep
29:00 <Skirmish> What? You mean that women aren't turned on by a guy making slurping noises between their legs?
29:00 <faux> Hehehe
29:00 <amsy> or cow
29:00 <faux> Baby goats :')
30:00 <amsy> ive asked in all seriousness if we could get a goat
30:00 <amsy> he keeps saying no :(
30:00 <nate> Skirmish!!! makin the channel hot
30:00 <faux> Jerk
30:00 <faux> My cousin bought some
30:00 <faux> And fed them doritos
30:00 <faux> And then ate them.
30:00 <nate> is a goat cute?
30:00 <faux> Yes
31:00 <amsy> omfg
31:00 <faux> bb I was like
31:00 <faux> What's his name
31:00 <Serenity> when i have a farm
31:00 <faux> He's like I'm not naming him I don't want to get attached
31:00 <Serenity> im getting a fluffy cow
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <nate> i tried goats milk once, nearly threw up ;l
31:00 <Skirmish> I want a piglet that doesn't get any bigger. 
31:00 <amsy> ive eaten goat
31:00 <Serenity> teacup pig
31:00 <TheRiddler> did they taste a bit like dorritos? :p
31:00 <faux> Did u cry
31:00 <faux> For days
31:00 <amsy> it was actually very nice
32:00 <faux> Bb
32:00 <amsy> but yes i did protest at first
32:00 <amsy> they named it :(
32:00 <nate> who eats goats ;D
32:00 <nate> goat curry?
32:00 <Serenity> gwogs
32:00 <Serenity> er
32:00 <Mew> ive tried goat in a curry it was delish
32:00 <faux> my uncle literally buys goats and cooks them on a spit for every occasions 
32:00 <nate> wogs ahh k
32:00 <Serenity> wogs
32:00 <faux> Indians 
32:00 <faux> Have goat dishes 
32:00 <nate> cool
32:00 <amsy> yeah i had spit goat
32:00 <amsy> friend bought half of one for his birthday bbq
33:00 <Skirmish> http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3497742/Teacup+pig
33:00 <Skirmish> itty bitty piggy SO CUTE! 
33:00 <faux> Ha ha!
33:00 <nate> i'd feel like the witch from the ginger bread house, eat my piggy eaat so i can eat you :D
34:00 <Mew> my face is so fucked up
34:00 <nate> mew stay away from mirrors ;l snap!
34:00 <Mew> the dentist used 8 anaesthetic needles in my mouth lol
34:00 <Mew> outrageous!!!!
34:00 <nate> what teeth issues did u have?
34:00 <Immutable> THE OUTRAGE
35:00 <faux> I had 8 when I was 13 abs had to remove 4 baby teeth before I got me braces 
35:00 <Mew> just got it pulled out natepotate
35:00 <faux> Droolfest
35:00 <faux> Which tooth
36:00 <Mew> Anaesthetic twins omg
36:00 <Mew> Lower left 
36:00 <Mew> Not a wisdom tooth
36:00 <Mew> But its a big one
36:00 <nate> thats what the ladies say
36:00 <Mew> awww yeeeah
36:00 <Immutable> oh snap nate
36:00 <nate> dentists are lovely
37:00 <nate> especially the bill at the end
37:00 <faux> A molar
37:00 <nate> we have xrayed your face and its all dead!
37:00 <nate> it will be 6grand 
37:00 <nate> :L
37:00 <Immutable> GRAND
38:00 <nate> the moo moo crushing teeth
38:00 <nate> u have one less mew ;D
38:00 <nate> dont worry u will be sexy again soon
38:00 <Skirmish> Googling 'black asian' is funny. 
38:00 <Immutable> GRAND
39:00 <Mew> yeah a molar couldn't think what it was called 
39:00 <nate> yeah call it moo moo teeth
39:00 <Mew> you're heaps annoying nate
39:00 <nate> and the front teeth happy cutting k9 teeth
40:00 <nate> mew hugs?
40:00 <Mew> $55 is pretty cheap for an extraction
41:00 <nate> did u sleep with the dentist!
41:00 <Mew> no but someone did cos she was heavily pregnant lol
41:00 <nate> she touched u!
41:00 <nate> damn her
41:00 <Mew> yeah in the mouth
41:00 <Mew> on my tooth area
41:00 <nate> cutting my grass
41:00 <Immutable> rape
42:00 <Mew> she even put foreign objects in me :(
42:00 <Immutable> #readmylips say no to rape
42:00 <TheRiddler> hot
43:00 <TheRiddler> loll
43:00 <Immutable> :/
44:00 <Immutable> that's my money biatch
44:00 <nate> mew is gonna dance for us
45:00 <nate> im gonna fly my annoyance away yay!
45:00 <Immutable> boom shaka laka
45:00 <nate> mew see u next time;l
45:00 <Mew> ill dance if you promise to lay your face on a BBQ until you die
45:00 <nate> Immutable express yourself :O
45:00 <Immutable> can't too depressed
45:00 <nate> mew sounds hot
46:00 <Mew> sweet
46:00 <Mew> hi mrwuf
46:00 <mrwuf> heya Mews
47:00 <Skirmish> Well up until right now I didn't give a toss about the Bali executions .... but I just read that Axl Rose from Guns'n'Roses is upset but it so I guess I should be too.
47:00 <Skirmish> by*
47:00 <Immutable> can I report skirmish to the government for being a tosser?
48:00 <Skirmish> Not without outing yourself too, no. 
48:00 <Dugnuts> oh wtf
49:00 <Serenity> genuine backyard clag merchant fits him better
49:00 <Dugnuts> called off due rain?
49:00 <Dugnuts> what a load of shit
49:00 <Dugnuts> anyone would think it was gayfl at this rate
49:00 <MrMark> bourbon
50:00 <Immutable> what's clag?
50:00 <Dugnuts> stfu MrMark
50:00 <MrMark> no
50:00 <BangSmash> oi hai guys
50:00 <Dugnuts> yes
50:00 <Dugnuts> stfu you moron
51:00 <Mew> http://s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/wc-prod-pim/JPEG_1000x1000/BO275018_bostik_bostik_clag_paste_150gm_white.jpg
51:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
51:00 <Dugnuts> im not in the mood for your particular brand of idiocy
51:00 <BangSmash> im not sexy
51:00 <BangSmash> ya fag
51:00 <MrMark> yes
51:00 <MrMark> your point being?
51:00 <BangSmash> fuck up cunt
52:00 <Immutable> oh clag glue
52:00 <MrMark> i love u too
52:00 <BangSmash> knee in head for you
52:00 <BangSmash> dicked
53:00 <Skirmish> Ok home and away is nearly over. Time to go watch a movie or something. 
56:00 <Dugnuts> i hate you
56:00 <Dugnuts> i really do
56:00 <Dugnuts> goddamnit
56:00 <Dugnuts> there goes my friday night
57:00 <slinky_J> there goes my fridge!
57:00 <slinky_J> oer adam looking for eve is on tonight
57:00 <MrMark> semen
57:00 <slinky_J> theron would love that show
59:00 <BangSmash> you oo oo hole on to what you got
00:00 <BangSmash> hold on to what youve got
02:00 <stebie> ok
02:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/fw371KW.jpg
04:00 <slinky_J> goat!
05:00 <MrMark> goat sex
06:00 <slinky_J> lolol
06:00 <stebie> maybe later
07:00 <slinky_J> watched Vikings today episode was so shit
11:00 <Dugnuts> ok
11:00 <Dugnuts> i wanna go out and pick up tonight
11:00 <Dugnuts> wheres a good place to go?
12:00 <StrykerX> #sex
12:00 <Dugnuts> irl
12:00 <Dugnuts> in melbourne
12:00 <Dugnuts> in case i had to be clear about that
13:00 <StrykerX> Acland St
14:00 <slinky_J> brothel
14:00 <Dugnuts> ive never paid for sex
14:00 <Dugnuts> not looking to break that streak now
14:00 <Dugnuts> im in airport west, i dont wanna go all the way to acland
14:00 <psYbR> anyone know cisco IOS?
14:00 <Dugnuts> yup
14:00 <Dugnuts> i do
15:00 <psYbR> really? reckon you can help me config this router for bridge mode?
15:00 <Dugnuts> nope
15:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
15:00 <psYbR> rude
15:00 <Dugnuts> yep
15:00 <Dugnuts> :D
15:00 <Dugnuts> RTFM
15:00 <Dugnuts> that was how i learned
15:00 <stebie> yeah, or google it
15:00 <Dugnuts> if you arent an idiot
15:00 <psYbR> I'm trying to bridge it to my other new router so the new router can handle PPPoE and authentication and all that
15:00 <Dugnuts> an hour of reading the manual
16:00 <Dugnuts> you should have it sorted
16:00 <psYbR> Got it config'd but still nothing
16:00 <Dugnuts> and then you get the satisfaction of knowing you solved the prob yourself
16:00 <stebie> that's kind of a waste of a cisco
16:00 <Dugnuts> ... whats your other router?
16:00 <psYbR> asus AC68U
16:00 <stebie> just get any dummy modem and bridge it instead
16:00 <Dugnuts> ... why isnt your cisco primary?
16:00 <psYbR> wireless AC
16:00 <Dugnuts> as stebie
16:00 <Dugnuts> thats a fucking waste
17:00 <mrwuf> killin toadz
17:00 <Dugnuts> stebie said
17:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
17:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
17:00 <stebie> psYbR, then set the asus as an access point only
17:00 <Dugnuts> your particular problem is esoteric
17:00 <stebie> or wifi bridge
17:00 <psYbR> well, that and my new router isn't a modem. I bought it because shortly I'll have NBN and the 877 will go
17:00 <Dugnuts> you really do need to read the manual
17:00 <Dugnuts> and google
17:00 <psYbR> still, this should be possible
17:00 <psYbR> I've googled
17:00 <psYbR> I've been on it all day
18:00 <partay> and fucking spiders
18:00 <stebie> psYbR, yeah i'm not disputing its ability
18:00 <Dugnuts> ive never tried to do what you are trying to do
18:00 <Dugnuts> so i dunno if i can help you
18:00 <stebie> but for the headache it's giving you you could sell it and use something with a simple web ui that will do the trick
18:00 <Dugnuts> im guessing its your other router thats the issue tho
18:00 <Dugnuts> cisco routers arent the problem
19:00 <stebie> psYbR, with your cisco somewhat bridged, have you tried connecting from a pc using its pppoe client?
19:00 <stebie> just in case the issue is with the asus router
20:00 <Mew> rock spiders?
20:00 <psYbR> stebie I'm using the 877 because unlike the 8 or so consumer grade modems I've used, including a $200 belking, the 877 doesn't drop out it slows the sync speed instead when the line quality goes to shit
20:00 <stebie> psYbR, modems with SRA do that
21:00 <Mew> mrwuf have you heard from joel lately?
21:00 <mrwuf> nope 
21:00 <stebie> and there are plenty
21:00 <psYbR> anyway I have two 877s and nothing else lol
21:00 <psYbR> haven't tried the PC but I can
21:00 <stebie> even oldschool netcomm nb6 / dynalink rta1025/rta1320 devices can do it
21:00 <Dugnuts> the netgears do the same psYbR
21:00 <psYbR> how does one do pppoe?
21:00 <stebie> psYbR, you can do it in windows 7
21:00 <stebie> and above
22:00 <Mew> he might have gone on another holiday to the mountains
22:00 <stebie> don't recall if it was possible in xp, maybe
22:00 <psYbR> cool
22:00 <psYbR> where do I find the settings for that?
22:00 <stebie> network connections
23:00 <stebie> or network and sharing center
23:00 <stebie> then 'set up a new connection'
23:00 <stebie> then 'connect to the internet'
23:00 <stebie> then 'broadband (pppoe)'
23:00 <stebie> etc
24:00 <mrwuf> probably
24:00 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mary Poppins Sings Death Metal Views: 3,447,333 Uploader: Andy Rehfeldt Uploaded: Feb 24, 2015 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.91
25:00 <xm> Joel and Selena had a traditional aboriginal marriage ceremony and he's now living in the outback. he hunts roos while Selena goes around collecting nuts & berries
25:00 <psYbR> ok.. i'll give this a go. does the LAN connection to the 877 need to have an IP?
26:00 <partay> id take a holiday to mew mountain
26:00 <partay> thank fuck its friday tomorow
26:00 <stebie> i don't think it's required, but i haven't played with these devices in a long time
27:00 <partay> mew bourbon me kgothx
27:00 <Mew> 5 cougars thx
27:00 <mrwuf> have you tried monkey shoulder blended single malt scotch whiskey
28:00 <xm> purple monkey dishwasher
28:00 <Mew> that's a mouthful
28:00 <partay> id be happy with a jim beam and mew handjob
28:00 <xm> yeah, my exact same thoughts
28:00 <mrwuf> try it if the opportunity presents its wonderful
29:00 <mrwuf> I typically get terrible hangovers, dry lips, sore eyes from beer and wine so generally stick to gin's best way to avoid grain alcohol this scotch whiskey is next level, no hangover at all
29:00 <psYbR> i don't see how it knows to use the wired connection
29:00 <psYbR> it's added as a new connection :S
30:00 <mrwuf> you won't be disappointed it tastes just like generic bourbon its just so pure theres no after effects
32:00 <Hanky> Is IRC dead yet?
33:00 <partay> almost
35:00 <Hanky> Sup?
37:00 <Mew> hankydoodle
38:00 <Hanky> Take it easy with my doodle
38:00 <StrykerX> I have an urge to play the original Red Alert now
38:00 <StrykerX> After someone screenshotting themselves playing it on FB
39:00 <Mew> you're no fun
39:00 <partay> mew likes to get slapped about
39:00 <Hanky> To you maybe
40:00 <Hanky> I feel like eating ice cream and watching sad movies
40:00 <Hanky> #manperiod
40:00 <mrwuf> wat kinda movies
40:00 <Hanky> That I don't know
41:00 <MrMark> goat sex
47:00 <simba> sir weedalot
48:00 <slinky_J> this is how you boost tv rating lolz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Souza
49:00 <simba> lolz xd
49:00 <stebie> psYbR, yeah, not sure how it determines which pc interface to use
49:00 <stebie> doesn't seem to have changed in win8
49:00 <BangSmash> well fuck it all
49:00 <BangSmash> if you cant do it
50:00 <BangSmash> then get fucked
50:00 <BangSmash> where are these fuckim mongas ey?
50:00 <BangSmash> kaboom
50:00 <stebie> psYbR, apparently "The PPPoE client auto detects on each interface. AFAIK there is no way to force it.
50:00 <stebie> "
50:00 <stebie> oops
50:00 <BangSmash> bomm smack
51:00 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfMiE19Yols
51:00 <stebie> "PPPoE clients send out PADT (discovery packets) and then attempt to connect over the interface to the device that replies."
51:00 <BangSmash> where my fucii8ng choobs init?
51:00 <BangSmash> put em up
52:00 <BangSmash> the world is funny
53:00 <TokenDaRing> oh mrwuf the wondersperg is back
53:00 <Loof> 4:1)
54:00 <Serenity> lol token
54:00 <BangSmash> so when the kissy assed monga says "Oh noes I must of missed a cunt or 2".
54:00 <slinky_J> psYbR r u still haven a babeh
55:00 <BangSmash> then and only then is a brother a big mother
55:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J
55:00 <BangSmash> am I your brother?
56:00 <mrwuf> greetings friends
56:00 <Loof> sup
56:00 <psYbR> nope
56:00 <BangSmash> psYbR why are you a cunt?
56:00 <BangSmash> I have nothe else to say to you
56:00 <BangSmash> we are done.
57:00 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf: as usual, you're unable to correctly gauge people
57:00 <TokenDaRing> and thus mistake us for friends
57:00 <mrwuf> relaxing from a day of peacefulness n u
57:00 <psYbR> okay
57:00 <BangSmash> so what happened to lee?
57:00 <simba> carlton killing it
57:00 <BangSmash> kylie aka fat ass never worked whore?
58:00 <Loof> yeah that peacefulness can be stressing :P
58:00 <Loof> not much at all just hating the cold
58:00 <mrwuf> smooth seas never made a skilled sailor 
58:00 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf: still living under your mothers house in gladstone?
58:00 <slinky_J> we're brothers?
58:00 <slinky_J> sweet
58:00 <BangSmash> damn bitch wanted my sperm
58:00 <BangSmash> im just to good at spotting it
58:00 <Skirmish> Invite only! How rude Serenity. 
58:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J brother
59:00 <Loof> that's awesome
59:00 <Loof> so deep
59:00 <Loof> love it
59:00 <Hanky> Dong?
59:00 <slinky_J> yar
59:00 <BangSmash> we will fight the nasty world brother
59:00 <Serenity> oh soz Skirmish
59:00 <Serenity> i fix
59:00 <slinky_J> bomb teh world
59:00 <slinky_J> then fight the corpses!
59:00 <BangSmash> fuck it up
00:00 <BangSmash> burn teh cerps
00:00 <slinky_J> so do they call them the Bali  Seven now?
00:00 <stebie> who cares, they're all dumb c*nts
00:00 <Immutable> I'm so drunk now
00:00 <BangSmash> they call them the bali rotting in the ground lol
01:00 <Serenity> i found this kiwi tranny on fb
01:00 <Serenity> wow
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: is it beehhh's ex?
01:00 <Serenity> no i said kiwi not bangladeshi haha
01:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/alldayy?fref=ufi
01:00 <stebie> Immutable, share
01:00 <BangSmash> if I could only get 20 kilos of cocaine into australia
01:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Uk_e0WHyc
02:00 <Loof> sorry but gorgeous
02:00 <Loof> yeah i said it
02:00 <TokenDaRing> loof would hit it
02:00 <Serenity> check out her vids
02:00 <Serenity> shes hilarious
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Computer Chronicles - Buying A New Computer (1993) Views: 152,722 Uploader: TheCanadianToast Uploaded: May 9, 2012 Duration: 25m36s Rating: 4.88
02:00 <BangSmash> I would be rich
02:00 <couleurs> some good tips their if u looken 2 buy a new computer every1
02:00 <BangSmash> 20 kilos of pure bro
02:00 <stebie> thanks couleurs
02:00 <stebie> get me a ps4 ty
02:00 <BangSmash> im rich
02:00 <couleurs> ok
02:00 <Skirmish> BangSmash: This is the internet. We're all rich.
03:00 <Hanky> Kenny, lol
03:00 <Loof> does she still have the extra piece?
03:00 <Serenity> kenny the tranny haha
03:00 <Hanky> What a name for a girl
03:00 <Serenity> i think shes post op loof.. i dunno though i only just randomly found her
03:00 <Loof> k
03:00 <Skirmish> Except slinky_J. He lives with his mother and buys steampunk clothes that were left over from the set of suckerpunch. 
04:00 <Skirmish> He's no where close to rich. Everyone else ... loaded. 
04:00 <BangSmash> Skirmish hes ok though
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <stompin> lol
04:00 <BangSmash> we all did that as youngins
04:00 <stompin> slinky_J fucks his mum
04:00 <Skirmish> Nah I don't think we did BangSmash. 
04:00 <slinky_J> that was the day i was born
04:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J is a cool little dude
05:00 <slinky_J> ;)
05:00 <BangSmash> we were all like him once
05:00 <Skirmish> I've never heard anyone say they went through a slinky_J phase in their lives. You know why you never hear anyone say that? They're dead. Anyone who ever did ... killed themselves. 
06:00 <slinky_J> somebody's raging
06:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I am furious. 
06:00 <Immutable> stop being a fucken bitch skirmish
06:00 <Immutable> nobody gives a fuck
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <Immutable> nobody with a set of balls does anyway
06:00 <Skirmish> Immutable: You should be worrying about halal labelled items. Your crusade is suffering with every minute you waste here. 
07:00 <Immutable> this includes serenity who has ladyballs
07:00 <Serenity> what have i dont now
07:00 <Serenity> done
07:00 <slinky_J> jeepers
07:00 <Immutable> what are you even talking about?
08:00 <faux> Look up Gigi gorgeous on YouTube serenity 
08:00 <faux> She doesn't look trans at all its insane 
08:00 <Serenity> i will look after i finish this weird vid rob sent me
08:00 <Skirmish> You know when Immutable goes quiet that he is mapping out mosques to visit. 
08:00 <Immutable> what would I do at a mosque?
08:00 <Immutable> I'm barely a christian
08:00 <Skirmish> Probably yell out stupid slogans. 
08:00 <slinky_J> chill out skirm
09:00 <Skirmish> I'm ice cold bro. 
09:00 <Serenity> hell no we wont go!
09:00 <Immutable> man I'm blasted
09:00 <Skirmish> Just sitting on the lounge, chilling out, watching pitch perfect with a hoody on. I'm so chill I am ICE COLD! 
09:00 <Serenity> are you high Immutable
09:00 <Immutable> nup
10:00 <Immutable> just drunk
10:00 <Serenity> i see
10:00 <slinky_J> pitch perfect
11:00 <Serenity> woahh was she a dude for real
11:00 <Immutable> what slinky_J ?
11:00 <slinky_J> i have no idea, im gamin
12:00 <StrykerX> Who?
12:00 <Serenity> read what faux said
12:00 <faux> Yeah
12:00 <faux> She has a bf
12:00 <faux> Who is also her personal trainer 
12:00 <StrykerX>  * Topic for #melbourne set by [email protected] at Wed Apr 22 01:42:50 2015
12:00 <Serenity> was shes gorgeous
12:00 <StrykerX>  * bonky ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
12:00 <StrykerX>  <Serenity> woahh was she a dude for real
12:00 <Serenity> [7:08pm] <faux> Look up Gigi gorgeous on YouTube serenity
12:00 <Serenity> [7:08pm] <faux> She doesn't look trans at all its insane
12:00 <Immutable> me too I'm playing pokemon
12:00 <slinky_J> choice
13:00 <StrykerX> Can't go back that far
13:00 <StrykerX> I'll have to take a look
13:00 <Serenity> she needs to get her adams apple shaved
13:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAfYfn96LiM
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Olav Basoski - New Day Views: 513,904 Uploader: Defected Records Uploaded: Jan 24, 2011 Duration: 3m13s Rating: 4.91
14:00 <bonky> Looks heavily modified to me
14:00 <faux> She looks plastic but just like a plastic chick
14:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <Serenity> ive seen real women that look worse than that lol
14:00 <faux> There's a training video of her 
14:00 <faux> Where she's exercising 
14:00 <faux> Wearing tights 
14:00 <faux> No bulge
14:00 <faux> I was like oo
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> coles ads are still horrible
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <faux> OK so
15:00 <faux> How does her bf fuck her
15:00 <Serenity> well if shes post op
15:00 <Serenity> she has a vagina
15:00 <faux> Yeah but howndeep do post op vag's go
15:00 <faux> Lol
15:00 <Serenity> same as ours do
15:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:00 <faux> Wut
15:00 <faux> Pics
15:00 <Serenity> down down
15:00 <TheRiddler> now it's cheap cheap
15:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Photo%20on%201-05-2015%20at%209.13%20pm_zps7m938hzl.jpg
15:00 <Skirmish> Chillin in ma hoodie
16:00 <Serenity> theyre working vaginas haha
16:00 <faux> Yeah but hos
16:00 <faux> How
16:00 <bonky> Magic
16:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <Serenity> they basically turn the dick inside out and push it up
16:00 <Serenity> i mean its obviously more complicated than that
16:00 <Serenity> but yeah
16:00 <faux> Yeah that's the bit I understand but in don't get how it gives it any doetg 
16:00 <faux> Depth****
16:00 <Immutable> why do all the chicks sling my pics around?
16:00 <Immutable> and not skrimy's
16:00 <Immutable> skirmy is hot
16:00 <Skirmish> Nah I am chill.
16:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever seen your pic slung around?
16:00 <Immutable> prob didn't ask for it
17:00 <bonky> I suppose she looks alright considering.. but real or not, that kind of look is completely offputting to me.. too much makeup
17:00 <Serenity> because its just a tube the same as your vag?
17:00 <faux> Ok
17:00 <bonky> I can almost do that without surgery
17:00 <Immutable> you want it?
17:00 <Serenity> not really
17:00 <Skirmish> Pass
17:00 <Serenity> i prefer not to know what you guys look like tbh
17:00 <Skirmish> I put pics up because I get to watch slinky_J talk about yetis for the next 4 months.
17:00 <Serenity> then i can have my own mental images
18:00 <Serenity> plz.. dont
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <bonky> Well.. stuff it in so it almost disappears
18:00 <bonky> Hiii boyzzz
18:00 <Serenity> do a tuck back
19:00 <TheRiddler> the hole is where the nuts were
19:00 <bonky> Make it touch my anus?.. :\
19:00 <TheRiddler> not the dick
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> the dick is pretty much the unrinal tract n clitoris
19:00 <TheRiddler> slinging your pic like monkeys slinging shit
19:00 <Serenity> lol ash in with the one line insults again
20:00 <Serenity> yes bonky
20:00 <bonky> Yeah, some chicks that do heavy steroids end up growing down there
21:00 <Serenity> http://www.clevelandplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2fc5893c6922deab410c9d9471ac2216.jpg
21:00 <Serenity> post of vag
21:00 <Serenity> op*
21:00 <amsy> haha ash
21:00 <amsy> who are you
21:00 <BangSmash> amsy wamsy
21:00 <BangSmash> I remember you
21:00 <amsy> hello
21:00 <BangSmash> I remember everyo9ne
22:00 <mrwuf> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/jenna-louise-driscoll-charged-with-bestiality-appears-in-brisbane-court-20150418-1mnudo.html
22:00 <Loof> i'd marry a post op, yeah call me beehhh fuckers i dont care 4:1)
22:00 <couleurs> good.
22:00 <BangSmash> croydon was funneh
22:00 <Skirmish> Dances like zoidberg. I love her. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/zoidberg_zpsz2nr4ykd.png
23:00 <bonky> Maybe some of this thai ladyboys.. some of them are better looking than the girls
23:00 <Loof> i'm not ashamed to say i agree
23:00 <bonky> those*
23:00 <Loof> but if penis - no way man
23:00 <bonky> lol
23:00 <bonky> Yeah that would be a little awkward if out of the blue
23:00 <TheRiddler> why do most women arrested for such acts look ugly as hell
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <BangSmash> oh yeah oh im still alive
23:00 <amsy> good to see
23:00 <BangSmash> Skirmish hows it goin man
23:00 <Skirmish> It's going good. 
24:00 <amsy> why else would they have to fuck a dog?
24:00 <Hanky> I'd go a pre-op tranny
24:00 <Hanky> Sex change operations disgust me
24:00 <Serenity> look id totes do a hot chick with a dong
24:00 <bonky> We know.
24:00 <Loof> rofl
24:00 <Skirmish> Taking a break from the text book and watching Pitch Perfect on tv. 
24:00 <BangSmash> amsy do you rememner when you lived in croydon?
24:00 <BangSmash> there is nothing on tv Skirmish
25:00 <bonky> You say it like every other day
25:00 <Loof> awesome
25:00 <TheRiddler> how about both
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Serenity> NOT EVERYONE IS HERE ALL THE TIME BONKY
25:00 <xm> i wonder what book it is that she's reading
25:00 <bonky> lol
25:00 <Serenity> CALM YOUR TITS
25:00 <bonky> Keep that banner ad scrolling I suppose
25:00 <bonky> One might visit :P
25:00 <xm> probably twilight with all those sexy werewolves
25:00 <Loof> i'll be doing a lot of reading
25:00 <Hanky> I have wanted to do a tranny but I haven't had the opportunity
25:00 <xm> where she's going she'll have little else to do but read
25:00 <BangSmash> there is only "my kitchens fucked"
25:00 <amsy> i never lived in croydon?
25:00 <slinky_J> hmm apparently i can still move if i like
25:00 <BangSmash> the adelaid pedos are winning
25:00 <Skirmish> Channel 7. Pitch Perfect. 
26:00 <mrwuf> I think its methampetamine users get super aroused like males just sit around for hours on end jacking it
26:00 <Serenity> faux i just watched a vid of a post op 12 months in
26:00 <Serenity> and she said that they have to do 'dilating' to gain depth
26:00 <TheRiddler> there used to be some on austnet
26:00 <TheRiddler> then they all left
26:00 <TheRiddler> #lesbians
26:00 <bonky> I worked with a few pre-ops at one of my previous jobs
26:00 <TheRiddler> oops
26:00 <Hanky> You scared them away
26:00 <mrwuf> I saw a video of you dildioing your butt without meth
26:00 <BangSmash> sure you didnt amsy
26:00 <amsy> i didnt lol
26:00 <BangSmash> lol sure
26:00 <amsy> im very sure
26:00 <couleurs> i lived in ur mom
26:00 <faux> ..
26:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha Adelaide Peds
26:00 <Immutable> hahaha
26:00 <faux> Annoying turd
26:00 <BangSmash> exactly couleurs
26:00 <Immutable> me?
27:00 <bonky> None of them were particularly attractive to me
27:00 <Hanky> Meth enema?
27:00 <bonky> Regardless of gender
27:00 <StrykerX> That post-op vag has scarred me for the night
27:00 <StrykerX> Fucked up dreams here I come
27:00 <StrykerX> Involving Serenity and a post-op setup...
27:00 <Hanky> Lolol
27:00 <Serenity> you've already seen my setup
27:00 <Immutable> :(
27:00 <stebie> yes
27:00 <stebie> what a turd
27:00 <couleurs> who's up for a lil Fi-Fi
27:00 <BangSmash> lebos lebos what will we do
27:00 <stebie> Fa-Fa
27:00 <TheRiddler> fu-fu
27:00 <faux> No wangsmash
28:00 <Serenity> i mean... ..
28:00 <bonky> Fair job.. considering it was a cock and balls only hours before
28:00 <Serenity> .
28:00 <mrwuf> slightly better picture of her http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/10/29/1227106/380379-e7ba51da-5f28-11e4-bca6-680c9bedb677.jpg
28:00 <TheRiddler> she looks drug fucked still
28:00 <Hanky> Lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> 25 going 35
28:00 <bonky> Who is she?
28:00 <BangSmash> keeses?
28:00 <faux> faux-faux
28:00 <BangSmash> one day this guy in a building site
28:00 <BangSmash> his name was craig
29:00 <mrwuf> I saw another video of you humping a plastic egg
29:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, tonight, it'll be this
29:00 <StrykerX> Not the legit one
29:00 <StrykerX> Actually, that comment sounds like I'm incriminating myself. :/
29:00 <StrykerX> Who's that junky?
29:00 <BangSmash> was flogging off in the dunny
29:00 <BangSmash> he was crying and shit
30:00 <Serenity> lolll
30:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4nVigOZOYc
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LIES!!(2) Views: 149,731 Uploader: Put Your Ass On Blast Blog Uploaded: Apr 25, 2015 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.88
30:00 <BangSmash> had to tell him to man the fuck up 
30:00 <Skirmish> You were in the toilet with him whilst he was batting off?
30:00 <Skirmish> Gay.
30:00 <BangSmash> I think his name was craig or some shit
30:00 <BangSmash> anyway he was a bit of a bitch boy
31:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a biography to me. 
31:00 <slinky_J> woooo
31:00 <BangSmash> Skirmish nah your tougher than that fag
31:00 <stebie> batty boy
31:00 <Skirmish> I'm huge irl. I'd smash you. 
31:00 <BangSmash> seen this cunt today he was a glazier
32:00 <bonky> Oh right.. the dog lover
32:00 <Hanky> Lol
32:00 <xm> oz.org had more lesbians. i saw their homepage... about 20 people that looked like teenage boys
32:00 <mrwuf> free node has tons of geeky women
32:00 <BangSmash> tough as fuck
32:00 <BangSmash> he looked like he had been fucked six ways from sunday
33:00 <TheRiddler> cupcake is the only hot dog lover arrested
33:00 <BangSmash> anyway who wants a lebo kebab?
34:00 <Serenity> voluptuous lesbians with great big wobbly boozies are much better than the teenage boy look
34:00 <mrwuf> some of them are pretty hot, and they know it of course, they use it for social advantage exploiting males for advantage, pretty clever
34:00 <mrwuf> only makes them hotter ofc
34:00 <BangSmash> called craig?
35:00 <bonky> I just like some padding full stop, don't care who you are or what you shag
35:00 <mrwuf> she's on free node www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsV9qv0YGsA 
35:00 <BangSmash> everytie I go to the kebab stop I call it craigg
35:00 <Mew> what an anticlimax
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The eGo One by Joyetech - Full Review! Views: 30,740 Uploader: Ruby Roo Uploaded: Feb 13, 2015 Duration: 13m3s Rating: 4.88
36:00 <bonky> Don't find the scrawny malnourished look interesting at all
36:00 <Hanky> I like to fuck someone and not be worried about them falling apart
36:00 <bonky> Mmm.. or bone on bone
36:00 <BangSmash> craig always gives me a lebo kebab
36:00 <slinky_J> fk tv is borin
36:00 <BangSmash> mew like your face?
36:00 <BangSmash> Mew has a weird inbred looking face lol
37:00 <mrwuf> women that work in male dominated domains like physics just excel 
37:00 <StrykerX>  <Hanky> I like to fuck someone and not be worried about them falling apart << Fucking amen to that
37:00 <Skirmish> Mew is easy one of the top 5 hottest chicks on austnet since 2001. 
37:00 <BangSmash> tassy face
37:00 <Doodle> dont be silly, Mew has a lovely face
37:00 <Dugnuts> ok, im heading out
37:00 <Dugnuts> hopefully i can talk some stupid girl into coming home with me tonight
37:00 <Dugnuts> WOOO
37:00 <BangSmash> Skirmish you have really low standards though man lol
38:00 <Hanky> Lol
38:00 <Serenity> hips smashing together isnt a pleasant feeling
38:00 <Serenity> bony ribs
38:00 <StrykerX> Nope.
38:00 <StrykerX> Not to mention, generally really skinny = surboard
38:00 <StrykerX> So boring too.
38:00 <bonky> Elbows and knees stabbing you
38:00 <Mew> just because my dad and my uncle are the same person doesn't mean im ugly 
38:00 <slinky_J> LOL
38:00 <Doodle> uncle daddy
38:00 <BangSmash> Doodle her face is fucked man
38:00 <slinky_J> nice call
38:00 <Doodle> its not
38:00 <Dugnuts> nah, its coz he is an ugly fucker that you are ugly
39:00 <Serenity> lol elbows are the worst
39:00 <mrwuf> its fun to pretend you have sexual standards  online, I personally only date french super models that have pHD in science
39:00 <BangSmash> +Doodle it is boss lol
39:00 <BangSmash> squitny mercy
39:00 <BangSmash> squinty mirky inbreeedy
39:00 <Dugnuts> damn, the anzac test is postponed and now people are dying in the brisbane rain
40:00 <Serenity> dont be passive aggressive mrwuf youve always been shit at it
40:00 <Serenity> just say what you mean instead of being an amazing coward
40:00 <Hanky> I had sex with someone nearly 2 feet shorter than me, that was odd.
40:00 <Serenity> lol how tall are you
40:00 <Dugnuts> holy crap
40:00 <BangSmash> no no no
40:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were going out Dugnuts? 
40:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J its goot
40:00 <Dugnuts> i am
40:00 <Dugnuts> gotta finish my drink first
41:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf, are you that guy who's leeching off his mothers pension?
41:00 <mrwuf> thats troubling 
41:00 <bonky> Indeed it would be.. even 14 inches was awkward
41:00 <StrykerX> If so, odds are, you're still a virgin
41:00 <StrykerX> So hush.
41:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure he is a virgin lol
41:00 <Hanky> I'm 6'5
41:00 <StrykerX> Figures
41:00 <Serenity> so she was 4'5?
41:00 <BangSmash> derp
41:00 <Skirmish> Stop being a pussy and finish it then.
41:00 <BangSmash> gotta do something first right?
41:00 <BangSmash> hornay slooders
42:00 <Serenity> wow even my 10 year old is taller than that
42:00 <bonky> Child in a playground.. lol
42:00 <Hanky> She was 4'8 or something
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
42:00 <Serenity> kates!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
42:00 <Serenity> ehhhh epic tired
42:00 <Serenity> you?
42:00 <Hanky> And 5 years older than me, lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, me too!
42:00 <Hanky> Hi hk
42:00 <Hanky> Hi hi*
42:00 <Serenity> my ex's cousin is like 6'7 or something and his mrs is 5ft falt
42:00 <BangSmash> Loof is back
42:00 <Skirmish> How the fuck did that poor kids parents believe that 'Ancient chinese slapping therapy' would cure their kid of diabetes. 
42:00 <Dugnuts> theres no test for having kids
42:00 <Dugnuts> there should be
42:00 <Dugnuts> but there isnt
42:00 <Dugnuts> so absolute morons can do what they like
42:00 <BangSmash> I dont care about your whining bitch ass Skirmish
43:00 <Serenity> flat**
43:00 <Serenity> it looks so funny
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> wabes? Was that a waves bonky?
43:00 <StrykerX> Walking headjob deluxe edition
43:00 <Hanky> That's pretty much the same thing
43:00 <mrwuf> StrykerX, your projections are simply delightful I enjoy that let me know your situation but hope you find strength to conquer your demons
43:00 <bonky> It's patented.. and it's mine
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww cute :P
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6'7 holy shit balls
43:00 <StrykerX> Yup, mrwuf is that junkie bludger
43:00 <Serenity> im positive thats why they are still together StrykerX lol she hasnt got much of a personality
43:00 <StrykerX> Thought so.
43:00 <mrwuf> vous venez souvent ici ?
43:00 <Serenity> yeah the junky bludger that got run out of his own channel rofl
43:00 <Hanky> I have a friend that is 7'2
43:00 <Skirmish> This chat room would lose 10 to 15 people if there were conditions to having kids.
43:00 <BangSmash> Loof how it be?
44:00 <Hanky> It's scary
44:00 <Serenity> 7'2?!?!
44:00 <Serenity> woww
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
44:00 <bonky> I found a large high difference really made a lot of situations just plain complex
44:00 <Serenity> the tallest person i know is my friends bf whos 6'8
44:00 <StrykerX> Hanky, is it a chick?
44:00 <Serenity> and hes yoooge
44:00 <bonky> Lots of props and preparation etc
44:00 <Hanky> A dude
44:00 <slinky_J> and you don't think that you'd be one of them? Skirmish.
44:00 <BangSmash> Skirmish why do you think anyone cares what you say?
44:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: No, I would not be one of them. 
44:00 <Dugnuts> http://imgur.com/WZHy0FN
44:00 <slinky_J> he has some type of complex, superiority, inferiority
44:00 <Dugnuts> how do i look
44:00 <Skirmish> BangSmash: Your rhetorical questions are silly. 
45:00 <bonky> Booster seat in the car when she drives etc.. it's just weird.. like dating a small child
45:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf, do you feel good being run out of your own channel and being sent into irc exile?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i found that cupcakes are awesome, and peeps should eat them
45:00 <StrykerX> Chilling with Pieter etc?
45:00 <Serenity> i bought an orange and poppyseed muffin from the servo today
45:00 <Serenity> it was delish
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
45:00 <Hanky> Having sex with someone so short is fun though, I could walk around all day fucking and not get tired
45:00 <slinky_J> sometimes it's best to hear things from a perfect stranger Skirmish
45:00 <slinky_J> You're not special.
45:00 <Dugnuts> im thinkin i should change the jumper for my jacket
45:00 <slinky_J> like at all.
45:00 <BangSmash> Skirmish you want to push your agenda on others?
45:00 <slinky_J> *thumbs up*
45:00 <BangSmash> fuckin weirdo
45:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J for boss of all~~~
45:00 <Skirmish> lol slinky_J I can understand why you suffer your inferiority complex. 
46:00 <mrwuf> your tears are delicious
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… good for you hanky
46:00 <bonky> Yeah that gets old after a while.. I mean then you have to tend to reality and learn to despise each other for sleep deprivation etc
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't cry, so drink someone else's tears 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf: why does he have tears? He wasn't driven out of his own channel, like someone we know
46:00 <Hanky> I can't remember the last cupcake I ate.
46:00 <slinky_J> don't do that girly turning the tables thing man
46:00 <Loof> 4:1)
46:00 <slinky_J> you're the one having a big whinge here.
46:00 <BangSmash> Loof wasssup
46:00 <slinky_J> cry it out and you'll feel better tomorrow 
46:00 <simba> lets get retarded - fergie
46:00 <Skirmish> lol what am I whinging about? 
47:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf, do you still sob yourself to sleep in the house your mother pays for every night?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's probably because you're not awesome hanky
47:00 <StrykerX> Wiping your tears away with tissues your mothers pension paid for
47:00 <bonky> I had some mini cupcakes at work a few weeks back
47:00 <Hanky> Haha, most likely
47:00 <StrykerX> Cause you'd never work if you life depended on it
47:00 <Serenity> youve gotta feel pretty bad when the habitants of cats laugh at you lol i mean.. come on
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> mini cupcakes!
47:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, LOL
47:00 <StrykerX> True that
47:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he can't pay with the dole, centrelink cut him off when he refused to do work for the dole
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity !
47:00 <bonky> About the diameter of a 20c piece
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, TINY
47:00 <TokenDaRing> it made him really mad when Centrelink told him he had to do that
47:00 <slinky_J> she peed herself on stage
47:00 <Loof> i should google what fergie looks like these days
47:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J for President
47:00 <Loof> wonder if she's still hot
47:00 <slinky_J> that black guy that bashed rhianna shat himself on stage
47:00 <Loof> sup slinky_J
47:00 <BangSmash> Loof who gives a fuck what she looks likke mang
48:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, heaven forbid putting the bong down
48:00 <StrykerX> And working for his money
48:00 <StrykerX> Too hard for some
48:00 <mrwuf> in my day to day relationships I generally only seem to make friends, and then those people with serious mental troubles I ignore so I don't ever seem to create enemies except online where my mere presence seems to cause males that; hate themselves, are threatened by my presence, and probably want to be me; come to surface 
48:00 <bonky> Some people wouldn't even work moderately hard for a fortune
48:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl mrwuf
48:00 <Hanky> Can I have a cupcake?
48:00 <TokenDaRing> you talk like someone totally detached from reality
48:00 <slinky_J> nm gamin bro u?
48:00 <Loof> trying to
48:00 <Dugnuts> WOOOO
48:00 <Dugnuts> ok
48:00 <Mew> BangSmash are you smashed?
48:00 <Loof> i just hate coming 2nd in races
48:00 <Dugnuts> 5 mins
48:00 <Loof> 2nd is the first loser
48:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J for President of the WORLD!
48:00 <Skirmish> lol Loof got no game.
48:00 <Loof> i'd rather come last
48:00 <BangSmash> I got ya back Loof
49:00 <Serenity> wow wtf was that
49:00 <TokenDaRing> no one wants to be you, you're a joke
49:00 <Serenity> hes delusional
49:00 <StrykerX> What an amazing coincidence.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> he is, Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> i dont remember him being so deluded
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
49:00 <StrykerX> Maybe the drugs have fried him
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say so
49:00 <StrykerX> Or he's been bashed
49:00 <TokenDaRing> he thinks his lifestyle is desired by all, to be leech of his own mother while sitting around all day munching KFC
49:00 <Serenity> cut him off
49:00 <Serenity> hhaha
49:00 <TheRiddler> he has
49:00 <TokenDaRing> leeching off*
49:00 <Hanky> Meth will do that to a person
49:00 <Serenity> i havent lived at home since i was 16 years old.. i dont desire to be anyone whos living with their parents
49:00 <Serenity> tbh
49:00 <mrwuf> its a powerful position to completely consume another persons awareness  and the perfect position to influence them, but I'm not so inclined 
49:00 <TheRiddler> he always has been
49:00 <Loof> gta 5 is hard shit mang
49:00 <simba> on ps3 or 4
49:00 <BangSmash> played it for about 30 mins
49:00 <BangSmash> threw it at the wall
49:00 <slinky_J> LOL
49:00 <simba> the disc ?
49:00 <Loof> ps3 then ps4 now pc lol
50:00 <StrykerX> I want to talk to mrwuf's mum
50:00 <StrykerX> Give her some support
50:00 <Serenity> oh was that his smart arse way of saying 'why u so obsessed wif me?'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> with yo' dick?
50:00 <StrykerX> Putting up with a dropkick son at home everyday must be hard
50:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, of course.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: yeah
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could be his step dad!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW!
50:00 <StrykerX> Ok no then
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
50:00 <StrykerX> I'd neck myself if I was that to someone who's such a loser.
50:00 <Loof> for me
50:00 <Loof> redic
50:00 <simba> good 1
50:00 <simba> is it running normally
50:00 <BangSmash> well fuck I could never afford that shit
50:00 <Loof> way quicker loading on pc
50:00 <Loof> ssd drive ftw
50:00 <BangSmash> x360 with an x360 kry
50:00 <BangSmash> key
50:00 <Dugnuts> trevor is a fucking psycho Longie
50:00 <Dugnuts> Loof
50:00 <Loof> bought the enitity
50:00 <Loof> xf
50:00 <Dugnuts> PSYCHO
50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
50:00 <BangSmash> but it was my sons
50:00 <Dugnuts> funny tho
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
51:00 <Serenity> dudes been back for an hour and thinks we're obsessed with him rofl.. has anyone even mentioned his name since he got exiled from cats?
51:00 <Hanky> Lolol
51:00 <Serenity> rofl
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
51:00 <mrwuf> I've found that the best way to influence is to simply be myself and if that challenges people to be better, and of course theres no change without resistance, then thats how things are
51:00 <bonky> You can beat him with a large wooden bat.. just like in the fairytales
51:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: if you were his stepdad, you could just kick him out onto the streets
51:00 <TheRiddler> kick him off to the military
51:00 <Hanky> Influence a bad smell?
51:00 <StrykerX> The military wouldn't want him
51:00 <bonky> lol.. Yes!.. deport him to a military college
51:00 <StrykerX> They want people who have a hope
51:00 <StrykerX> Not dropkick no hopers
51:00 <bonky> Needs discipline.. while you make a new family with his mum
51:00 <TheRiddler> he can enlist as a meat shielf
51:00 <TheRiddler> *shield
51:00 <Loof> don't like it as much as the zentorno
51:00 <BangSmash> when he was 13
51:00 <Loof> wish i had a sultan
51:00 <Skirmish> It's time for a timtam. 
51:00 <BangSmash> he liked minecraft
51:00 <BangSmash> I never liked minecraft
51:00 <Loof> think you have to be lucky enough to find them tho
52:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf, how would you like that?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my!
52:00 <Serenity> hes like excessive, pieter, beagle and, saemon all rolled into one
52:00 <Serenity> this is terrifying
52:00 <StrykerX> I spend time with your mum, get you kicked out into the armed forces
52:00 <Hanky> Troll?
52:00 <StrykerX> Deported to Iraq
52:00 <StrykerX> Then when you get back, you have a brother/sister.
52:00 <Serenity> hes not a troll unfortunately Hanky
52:00 <StrykerX> :)
52:00 <TheRiddler> he assimulated them
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Serenity> theyre all like the fucking borg
52:00 <Serenity> assimilating one after the other
52:00 <BangSmash> Loof are you ok man?
52:00 <BangSmash> I was talking to you the other week man
52:00 <Dugnuts> well, have a good night fucktards
53:00 <Hanky> Well... it gives everyone something to talk about at least
53:00 <bonky> Hive mind?
53:00 <Serenity> NO ONE IS SAFE
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
53:00 <Serenity> yeah exactly bonky
53:00 <StrykerX> He's sitting there raging atm
53:00 <StrykerX> Lighting another bong
53:00 <StrykerX> Deal with these IRC people
53:00 <Serenity> anyway lets talk about something interesting
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Serenity> im moving house kate! come help me pack
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG!
53:00 <Hanky> Lol
53:00 <StrykerX> She's got a new kitchen to live in. :')
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> when did that happen?
53:00 <simba> whats minecraft
53:00 <BangSmash> shudup cunt
53:00 <Dugnuts> dont be hatin you ugly mofo
53:00 <Loof> something zac is just dicovering
53:00 <Loof> don't know where from
53:00 <BangSmash> loof are you ok man?
53:00 <Loof> other kids must be talking to him about it
53:00 <BangSmash> I asked a fucking question cunt
53:00 <Loof> i hoped hed' avoid it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yay!
54:00 <Serenity> day before yesterday
54:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully the pull down the old house after you leave 
54:00 <bonky> Tuesday
54:00 <mrwuf> don't use meth... you'll end up humpin dogs
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> when do yo move?
54:00 <Serenity> aha we had a rent inspection.. real estate agent was like.. this house sucks.. i have a new one you can have and basically we signed the lease yesterday haha
54:00 <Serenity> 3 weeks!
54:00 <TheRiddler> then build 2 houses on the lot
54:00 <Hanky> I moved so many times that I have nothing left, lol. 
54:00 <bonky> So they insulted your home?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!!!
54:00 <Serenity> its a shit hole bonky
54:00 <BangSmash> kids?
54:00 <BangSmash> shit man I thought you were a bloke Loof
54:00 <simba> let him play whatever as long as he trains in smash every day
54:00 <simba> gotta find that main
55:00 <Hanky> Fully furnished apartments are good though
55:00 <Serenity> its tiny and way too small for us
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> including your mind hanky :D
55:00 <Hanky> Was that meant to be an insult?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
55:00 <TheRiddler> the older houses are always too small for families now days
55:00 <Serenity> this will be the 12th time ive moved but we've been here 5 years
55:00 <Serenity> longest place ive ever been
55:00 <Serenity> well not really ash the new place was built in 1945
55:00 <Serenity> and its 3 times the size of this
55:00 <Serenity> can only women have kids
55:00 <Loof> whats better gameboy color or advance?
55:00 <BangSmash> I guess not Serenity
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <Serenity> that was built in the 70s
56:00 <bonky> Three times the size?.. so you are going to be buying lots of stuff to fill it
56:00 <bonky> Unless you are a minimalist like me
56:00 <Serenity> nope we already have enough to fill it lol
56:00 <Hanky> Abbot will be happy
56:00 <Hanky> Or nkt
56:00 <Hanky> .. phone
56:00 <StrykerX> Hanky and bonky
56:00 <StrykerX> Confusing
56:00 <BangSmash> anyone can raise kids Serenity
56:00 <Serenity> apparently
56:00 <BangSmash> but I guess only the chromosomes from a man and a woman
56:00 <BangSmash> can make them
57:00 <Hanky> I'm confused
57:00 <bonky> I grew up in 8 and 10 squares.. these mcmansions confuse the hell out of me.. it's like a sporting arena
57:00 <Serenity> i packed up my living room today
57:00 <Serenity> thats as far as i got
57:00 <bonky> Fence to fence houses
57:00 <Skirmish> BangSmash got an extra few. 
57:00 <simba> thats deep BangSmash
57:00 <simba> youre a deep guy
58:00 <mrwuf> wolf pack respect
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's raining! :/
59:00 <bonky> You like rain
59:00 <mrwuf> http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/we-watched-4000-people-getting-stoned-in-a-melbourne-park
59:00 <couleurs> what's a chromosome
00:00 <Hanky> 420
00:00 <Serenity> its so humid here
00:00 <Serenity> thanks trpical cyclone
00:00 <bonky> WA?
00:00 <mrwuf> http://www.afr.com/real-estate/residential/housing-oversupply-to-hit-apartments-in-the-inner-city-first-20150417-1mn5p0
00:00 <Hanky> It's raining :(
00:00 <Serenity> homozone
00:00 <Skirmish> I would so do Fat Amy out of Pitch Perfect. 
01:00 <Serenity> yes bonky
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do like rain!
01:00 <bonky> Quang is a silly name
01:00 <Serenity> the TC is pushing all its disgusting humidity down here
01:00 <StrykerX> Chocolate rain?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
01:00 <couleurs> which 1 is she
02:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Loof going to jail?
02:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Loof going to jail??? We won't go there!!
02:00 <bonky> It's not November either
02:00 <Hanky> I was meant to be gardening tomorrow :(
02:00 <Hanky> Fuck you subtropical winter
02:00 <mrwuf> plants loves rain jus wear a rain jacket
02:00 <bonky> A condom for gardening?
02:00 <slinky_J> is that the aussie chick from fat pizza
02:00 <slinky_J> n shit
02:00 <slinky_J> fucken gross man, she's a bushpig like your x gf Skirmish :/
03:00 <mrwuf> it's raining here and I still managed to slay sum toads
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> umbr - ella, eh, eh eh
03:00 <Hanky> Rain means soil compaction
03:00 <Hanky> When you walk on kt
03:00 <Hanky> It*
03:00 <Serenity> oh that explains why mrwuf is extra loony tonight, hes been on the bluemeanies lol
03:00 <nate> Rebel Wilson
03:00 <slinky_J> yuck
03:00 <couleurs> ok
03:00 <nate> couleurs we can share her ;D
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
04:00 <TheRiddler> gross
04:00 <StrykerX> Makes sense.
04:00 <Hanky> I prefer subs
04:00 <TheRiddler> kane toads
04:00 <TheRiddler> licking toads
04:00 <simba> shes an autistic nightmare
04:00 <slinky_J> they have to call christopher nolan in to direct any scene she's in
04:00 <couleurs> i don't want them
05:00 <slinky_J> nah they dont shoot scenes of rebel wilson in high definition
05:00 <simba> rebel wilson is the scene
06:00 <slinky_J> haha
07:00 <bonky> Who invented zippers with metal teeth anyhow?.. they can really do some damage
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <bonky> Did they not ever think.. about what the hell they were doing
07:00 <bonky> Delicate body parts.. next to metal teeth
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> slinky_J: 😊
07:00 <slinky_J> hey hey u
07:00 <slinky_J> that mcarthy chick is at least funny
07:00 <slinky_J> the one from mike and molly
07:00 <couleurs> :)
07:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha now slinky_J thinks he knows what my ex looks like.
07:00 <slinky_J> i saw a pic of your gf at the time
08:00 <Serenity> why arent you wearing underpants
08:00 <bonky> I have boxers.. but I didn't have time to rummage around and stuff everything back into place
08:00 <Hanky> Why are you wearing pants?
08:00 <bonky> It usually sorts its self out eventually
08:00 <slinky_J> and was banned for bagging you out about her
08:00 <Skirmish> You don't even know what you're talking about mate. 
08:00 <slinky_J> touchy
08:00 <slinky_J> im onnly behaving like you
08:00 <Skirmish> Yes. Furiously touchy. 
08:00 <slinky_J> okay okay, no need to prove to me that you're not.
09:00 <Serenity> are you loaded in the underpants region
09:00 <bonky> lol Hanky
09:00 <bonky> Loaded?
09:00 <bonky> region?
09:00 <Hanky> 27kg of cock
09:00 <bonky> lol
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <bonky> I am adequate
09:00 <Hanky> Kevlar reinforced undergarments
09:00 <bonky> But even a small one could get caught in a zipper
09:00 <BangSmash> well fuck thats fucked
09:00 <xm> couleurs what starts with F and is followed by i and a and is awesome....
09:00 <xm> FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <xm> hell yes
10:00 <Hanky> You'd be suprised
10:00 <Hanky> I watched a show on penises once
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah....
10:00 <Hanky> The differences in sizes is crazy
10:00 <Hanky> So small
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> was this show called debbie does dallas?
10:00 <Hanky> Lol, no
10:00 <BangSmash> wtf is that major malfuction numbnuts?
10:00 <Skirmish> I say a picture of slinky_J's best friends ex's aunties second cousins grandmother. What a bushpig. 
10:00 <Skirmish> saw*
10:00 <BangSmash> slimy wart
10:00 <slinky_J> swoit
10:00 <slinky_J> that's because she's an actual pig
10:00 <BangSmash> schlimy
10:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <couleurs> xm: agreed.
10:00 <BangSmash> warty
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, sure
11:00 <Serenity> there are some pretty small tackers out there
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
11:00 <Hanky> I watch porn as a separate thing
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> And some gigantic cock too!
11:00 <bonky> Yeah I think most of us have seen the 1 inch stubby microwang.. as well as the 10-12 inch goliaths
11:00 <partay> ahem hi katatonic_kate01
11:00 <bonky> I mean.. this is the internet afterall
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the clarification hanky, much appreciated 
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a grower not a shower
11:00 <BangSmash> schlimy schlicker!
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> i call her nana wartz
11:00 <Skirmish> Every time they advertise a laxative that you take overnight I think of people shitting themselves whilst they're asleep. 
11:00 <BangSmash> wartz for all
11:00 <Skirmish> I would have thought taking a laxative and then going to bed would be hell dangerous. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok …. then
12:00 <Hanky> Can you be both?
12:00 <bonky> Maybe if you include a semi in the definition
12:00 <Hanky> Lol
12:00 <BangSmash> everytime Skirmish speaks its like worms coming out of a dogs anus
12:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Opo0k-0Dwhw
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hit this cocaine mannnn Views: 235,655 Uploader: cajay76 Uploaded: May 7, 2013 Duration: 0m58s Rating: 4.73
12:00 <slinky_J> catfish is on
12:00 <slinky_J> the reunion!
12:00 <slinky_J> i cant stands nev
12:00 <slinky_J> NEEV
12:00 <faux> Why
12:00 <faux> He rules 
12:00 <BangSmash> slinky_J da boss
12:00 <slinky_J> i like the grey haird one more
13:00 <bonky> Behold.. the three phase wang
13:00 <Hanky> I'm a shower and semi grower?
13:00 <faux> Mac
13:00 <faux> X
13:00 <faux> uh
13:00 <slinky_J> max
13:00 <slinky_J> ye lol
13:00 <BangSmash> I like making the filthy lebos making me a kebab
13:00 <faux> Can't type 
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:00 <faux> The new season is out hey
13:00 <faux> I wanna watch and laugh at how stupid they all are
13:00 <BangSmash> I spit in it then throw it at them
14:00 <mrwuf> http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20150324-hitlers-idea-of-the-perfect-body
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do so many yards chat here :/
14:00 <Hanky> Hitler can fuck off with his ideas
14:00 <slinky_J> the black chick that pretended to be lil bow wow is on
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> man she looks like 2pac
14:00 <faux> Lmaoo
14:00 <BangSmash> filth lebo kebabs ey
14:00 <faux> I actually don't understand how badly some fell for it
14:00 <simba> BangSmash b nice or fuk of
14:00 <slinky_J> me either
14:00 <faux> Some were just so obvious
14:00 <slinky_J> it 's almost incomprehensible
14:00 <BangSmash> dirty basatrd kebab assholes
15:00 <bonky> Yards?.. yardage?
15:00 <partay> what about all the good things Hitler did ?
15:00 <Hanky> We are men, since the beginning of time we have compared wanga
15:00 <Hanky> Wants*
15:00 <Hanky> Wtf
15:00 <bonky> It's amusing that hitler failed at pretty much all of his own criteria
15:00 <Hanky> Stop being a cunt autocorrect
15:00 <mrwuf> beauty seems completely attached to health, thats what these big body groups that try to promote big is beautiful don't really seem to comprehend, they are going against thousands if not millions of years of nature
15:00 <faux> They obviously exaggerate for the show but it's still hilarious 
15:00 <slinky_J> yup
15:00 <BangSmash> obviously they don't have real garlic sauce like the greeks
15:00 <faux> Apparently neev and max don't know anything about the "catfish" before the show 
15:00 <faux> And they do genuine research 
15:00 <faux> They just condense it on the show cos it can take up to like 12 hours
15:00 <faux> Lol
15:00 <BangSmash> long live the greeks with their gyros
15:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
16:00 <Hanky> I don't understand the whole bbw thing
16:00 <mrwuf> like they believe its easier to smash the link between beauty and health than control or alter their diet
16:00 <Hanky> Obese women aren't attractive to me
16:00 <bonky> I don't mind some chub, some thickness.. plump can be pretty hot
16:00 <couleurs> i diden't know cats could swim...
16:00 <slinky_J> it would
16:00 <BangSmash> down with the lebos with their crap wraps
16:00 <slinky_J> that'd be why it's *facepalm* how did ya fall for it! it took nev and max two minutes to figure that person out!
16:00 <slinky_J> but like you said it doesnt
17:00 <bonky> Depends how it carries of course.. but some are stunningly sexy
17:00 <Hanky> Chubby is okay, obese no
17:00 <BangSmash> grecos gyros beautifulllll
17:00 <slinky_J> i havent seen the actual Catfish doco they made
17:00 <BangSmash> dirty lebo and their fake gyros
17:00 <couleurs> i saw it at the cinema 
18:00 <mrwuf> the stronger I get the more I like slightly larger women
18:00 <Hanky> So you like anorexic women?
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <couleurs> it was bad
18:00 <faux> Did u really 
18:00 <couleurs> fuck those fagots
18:00 <faux> Lmao
18:00 <BangSmash> dirty filthy lebos
18:00 <faux> It was pretty bad
18:00 <faux> But laughable
18:00 <BangSmash> grecos winners
18:00 <faux> "here's a song I wrote  off youtube"
19:00 <mrwuf> I believe its to do with the innate male domination reasoning, the stronger you are the larger women you can control... perhaps all those males dating obese women are simply alphas
19:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <partay> not sure about that theory
19:00 <bonky> Maybe they just appreciate a good fuck
19:00 <couleurs> they tried 2 make it out 2 b like the woman was a serial killer or some thing
19:00 <couleurs> and she was just a retard
19:00 <couleurs> owned.
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <slinky_J> LOL
19:00 <faux> That painting 
19:00 <faux> Was so funny
19:00 <faux> The long hair
19:00 <faux> And it ended up being her with a horse tail for hair
19:00 <BangSmash> dirty lebos speaking shit
20:00 <mrwuf> http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/time-us-nearly-nuked-north-korea-over-highjacked-spy-ship-180949514/?no-ist
20:00 <slinky_J> and this was someone catfishing Nev?
20:00 <faux> Yeah
20:00 <couleurs> saw the face book movie 2
20:00 <slinky_J> kk
20:00 <couleurs> that was betta
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <simba> with barry zuckercorn
21:00 <couleurs> there was a line and people were on facebook telling people they're in line to watch the facebook movie and i was like ok kill me
21:00 <slinky_J> LMFAO
21:00 <slinky_J> wb
22:00 <BangSmash> well what can we say but greeks are better
22:00 <BangSmash> and im not even greek
22:00 <BangSmash> hahahaha
22:00 <faux> Lol I haven't seen that 
22:00 <faux> Uh there's a gay movie out called unfriended
22:00 <BangSmash> dirty slimy snotty nose people
22:00 <faux> Or coming out Idk  if it's out yet
22:00 <slinky_J> hahaha unfriended
22:00 <BangSmash> I bet they suck up to each other
23:00 <faux> "The.most spoken about horror movie of the decade "
23:00 <faux> What.
23:00 <faux> Pls
23:00 <BangSmash> whining all the time
23:00 <BangSmash> waaah waaaaah
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> Drugs are bad mmmk
23:00 <slinky_J> lest we forget
23:00 <couleurs> beehhh has unfriended u.
23:00 <faux> Lol
25:00 <simba> drugs own!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <slinky_J> own drugs take drugs own more drugs thug!
27:00 <Fez> hi
28:00 <mrwuf> ayy lmao
28:00 <couleurs> sup
28:00 <Fez> fifa?
28:00 <couleurs> FiFa
28:00 <Fez> fifa girls gone wild #14
29:00 <partay> the fucking fez
29:00 <Fez> the game
29:00 <Fez> parfuckingtay
30:00 <Fez> kiwis gunna get thrashed
31:00 <partay> infuckingdeedly
31:00 <Fez> theyll blame the ref for playing shit rugby league
35:00 <couleurs> :p
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> All the single ladies
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> All the single ladies
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Putchya hand up
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> No. Please don't. Not interested in single ladies.
43:00 <amsy> ok
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck off, honestly 
43:00 <Serenity> loll
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Err
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> No need for that
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.fleshlight.com/ <--- you'll find everything you need on this site 
45:00 <simba> ty
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think you have some sand in your vagina
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe you should wash that out
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Causing some bitchiness
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> For no reason
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sand in my vagina, yeah no. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the 'fuck off' was actually being quite polite. 
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> What is your problem
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I followed it up with a webiste you could 'fuck off' to. 
47:00 <couleurs> All the single ladies
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I don't have one.
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol couleurs
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well clearly you have an issue
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> No one is rude for no reason
48:00 <couleurs> 2 rude 2 b in da nude
48:00 <MsJellybean> Obviously someone is feeling a bit insecure tonight
49:00 <simba> grow sum balls fun slide
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Grow some balls?
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't have balls
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm not a man
50:00 <simba> ok well be more like kate
50:00 <simba> she got balls
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> She's rude
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Balls or not
50:00 <simba> okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
52:00 <Doodle> why dont you both just show tits
52:00 <Serenity> ^^
52:00 <Doodle> haha
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
52:00 <Doodle> AY CARAMBA
53:00 <Serenity> looool
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm not going to do that lol
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sorry
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif i'm rude. I told you to fuck off. That's it.
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> For like no reason
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Whatsoever
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who does that
53:00 <Doodle> what
53:00 <Doodle> everyone
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> do i need a reason, it's mirc 
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so you're just a jerk
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, TOTALLY
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't even know you
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Thankfully
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> So meh
54:00 <slinky_J> lel
54:00 <Doodle> so no to tits then?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sorry Doodle not from me
55:00 <Doodle> jeez
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> give a fuck
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's cold c'mon
55:00 <Doodle> well
56:00 <Doodle> get em out in front of the heater
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
56:00 <Doodle> but the nipples will be bigger if you dont
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's central heating
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Through the roof
56:00 <Doodle> well pop em out over a vent
56:00 <Doodle> under
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'll have to stand on a chair
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Under the vent lol
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> OH&S
56:00 <Doodle> bloody hell do i have to do all the work
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Could get dangerous lol
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well yeh
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> :) lol
57:00 <Doodle> just dont use a chair with wheels
57:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, no i totally encourage the use of a chair with wheels
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> darwin award!
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm wearing ugh boots and super Maria pj pants
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maria LOL
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mario
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> I meant
57:00 <Serenity> lol ! ugh
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh ugh but warm
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like ugh there ugh-my
58:00 <Doodle> itsa mario
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ohh ffs
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm on phone
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Auto correct killing me
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-:
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/ SEE
58:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing yuck boots
59:00 <Doodle> theyre like ugh boots
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Haha
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> But yuck?
59:00 <Serenity> im wearing hng boots
59:00 <Doodle> you got it
59:00 <Doodle> hnggggggggggggggggg
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bam
59:00 <Serenity> loool
59:00 <Doodle> thats all i am wearing
59:00 <Doodle> oh and a smile
59:00 <MsJellybean> Prove it
00:00 <Serenity> ^^
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahaha
00:00 <Doodle> hah
00:00 <Doodle> you wish
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> I like the way you think jelly
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh Doodle
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Evidence
00:00 <MsJellybean> Well won't know till i see :)
00:00 <amsy> Feh Boots
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Feh?
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Splain
00:00 <Doodle> just take my word for it i'm an honest bloke
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.nuvid.com/video/1791839/tgirl-hazel-gets-banged-with-a-strap-on for sezz :p
01:00 <Doodle> fehhh
01:00 <amsy> Hmmmm.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bog?
01:00 <slinky_J> fuck you tee vee fuuuuck yoooou
01:00 <slinky_J> :(
01:00 <MsJellybean> Umm yeah i dont think so...pic now!!! Lol
02:00 <Serenity> olawd
02:00 <amsy> lol -_-
02:00 <Doodle> \o/
02:00 <Doodle> /U\
02:00 <Doodle> there you go
02:00 <Doodle> i took my yuck boots off
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> What happened slinky_J
03:00 <couleurs> kool
03:00 <mamak> should give me a break
03:00 <mamak> for fucks sake
03:00 <MsJellybean> Omg the smell. ..put them back on
03:00 <mamak> only young ones die so young
04:00 <slinky_J> show ended
04:00 <slinky_J> now only crap on
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Download better call Saul
05:00 <Doodle> [23:03] <MsJellybean> Omg the smell. ..put them back on
05:00 <Doodle> as if!
05:00 <Doodle> i smell fucking awesome
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
06:00 <MsJellybean> And your farts smell like roses too lol
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Feet grow out of your bum
06:00 <Doodle> have we met?
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's why they smell
06:00 <Doodle> lol my feet dont smell
07:00 <Doodle> i'd kill myself if they did cos i cant stand it
07:00 <Doodle> or cut my feet off
07:00 <Doodle> then skate around on my stumps
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
07:00 <Doodle> wheee
07:00 <Doodle> what
07:00 <amsy> cant handle smelly feet either
07:00 <Doodle> its rank
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes
08:00 <Doodle> much rather have stumps
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> I hate feet
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're all yuck
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> you're one of them
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Everyone's mine blah all feet
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh not cool
09:00 <Doodle> i've met girls who hate feet
09:00 <Doodle> or maybe it was just me in general
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <amsy> i hate mens feet
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> All feet
09:00 <Doodle> god
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ohh
09:00 <Doodle> there is no leasing you girls
09:00 <Doodle> p
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> I hate long toes
09:00 <Doodle> pleasing
09:00 <couleurs> Fine :(
09:00 <amsy> lol 
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like finger toes
09:00 <Doodle> lol ew
10:00 <Doodle> thats weird
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bleurghhhh
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
10:00 <mamak> dont be young dont ruin your life
10:00 <Serenity> I HATE FEET
10:00 <slinky_J> i dont like wide feet
10:00 <Doodle> lol see
10:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
10:00 <slinky_J> feet can be hella cute
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Really?
11:00 <slinky_J> yer
11:00 <Serenity> i actually hate when its time to trim the kids nails cause i dont want to touch their feet
11:00 <Serenity> theyre not cute baby feets anymore
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <couleurs> i'm hella cute
11:00 <slinky_J> do you do it with scissors Serenity?
11:00 <Serenity> butchers knife mostly
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey is it true
11:00 <Serenity> nah clippers
11:00 <slinky_J> couleurs is teh cutest
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> You're not meant to cut baby nails or something
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> For ages
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Admittedly baby feet
12:00 <Doodle> i'd throw couleurs a bone
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gorgeous
12:00 <Maurice> Yeah I heard it stunts their growth..
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
12:00 <Serenity> usually new babies nails just peel away anyway
12:00 <slinky_J> mum brought us up using toe and finger nail scissors hey
12:00 <slinky_J> i dont know how i could stand it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ maurice
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Clippers
12:00 <mamak> dont lose yourself with drugs
12:00 <mamak> dont abuse it
12:00 <Maurice> The nails are so soft
12:00 <Serenity> slinky_J by mum too
12:00 <Serenity> i cant use them now =/
12:00 <slinky_J> aha yeah?
12:00 <slinky_J> me too probs
12:00 <slinky_J> would be frustrating
12:00 <Doodle> i use a belt sander for my nails
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
13:00 <Serenity> i use a scratching post
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
13:00 <Doodle> ooer, to sharpen them?
13:00 <Doodle> come over
13:00 <Serenity> yes ;D
13:00 <slinky_J> i just chuck out my feet
13:00 <slinky_J> n grow new ones
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Get new ones
13:00 <slinky_J> teh human gecko
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah! 
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like the bad guy from terminator
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> amazing
13:00 <slinky_J> lol!!
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Melt new body bits
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:00 <Doodle> distribute gut bits to penis
14:00 <Serenity> 100% recycled human
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> shudders
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
14:00 <slinky_J> haha
14:00 <slinky_J> Soylent Green
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahahah
14:00 <mamak> dont remove yourself from society for nothing
14:00 <mamak> life can move on
14:00 <Doodle> k
14:00 <Serenity> NO BMO
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> ER
14:00 <Serenity> GMO
15:00 <slinky_J> life moo
15:00 <slinky_J> haha mum borrowed trainspotting from me tonight
15:00 <Serenity> electrolytes
15:00 <slinky_J> orsm
15:00 <Doodle> erectrolytes
15:00 <Doodle> trainspotting rocks
16:00 <Doodle> I GET MY PLEASURE FROM OTHER PEOPLES LEISURE
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Doodle> said in a thick scottish brooooogue obv
17:00 <mamak> dont take yourself slimmer for no reason
17:00 <mamak> god has hope
19:00 <slinky_J> reckon masterchef will be worth watching this time around/
19:00 <slinky_J> ? even
22:00 <simba> NaH bRo
23:00 <couleurs> yeh mang wut no
23:00 <slinky_J> simba https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11128350_10153352336794665_1337023960401522194_n.jpg?oh=5396e69f3d1694f653dc37c279770da1&oe=55DCCB3A
24:00 <slinky_J> woo woo Brooklyn Nine-Nine baby
25:00 <simba> tumblr bro
25:00 <simba> thats how girls play
25:00 <simba> hashtag sexist
29:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/gxcQzVD.gifv
29:00 <couleurs> ^__________^
30:00 <mamak> dont abuse yourself
30:00 <mamak> dont do it
31:00 <amsy> ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
32:00 <mamak> does anyone here value their life?
33:00 <couleurs> FiFa is life... FiFa is love
34:00 <slinky_J> time teh turn on tha AC
34:00 <slinky_J> get some cool air in this bish
34:00 <mamak> nobody speaks
34:00 <mamak> nobody answers
34:00 <couleurs> Hills Yiss
34:00 <slinky_J> :P
34:00 <slinky_J> couleurs have u seen brooklyn nine nine on sbs?
34:00 <amsy> brooklyn nine nine is on sbs?
35:00 <slinky_J> ye
35:00 <couleurs> yeas sbs2 
35:00 <slinky_J> right now 2 eps WOO
35:00 <couleurs> the abc2 of sbs
35:00 <slinky_J> on sbs one!
35:00 <slinky_J> lol couleurs
35:00 <amsy> lol what happened to sbs...
35:00 <amsy> does it have ads now?
35:00 <couleurs> brooklyn nine nine sux
36:00 <couleurs> yea
36:00 <couleurs> even movies
36:00 <amsy> sad
36:00 <slinky_J> had ads for ages
36:00 <amsy> does channel 31 still exist?
36:00 <amsy> fish tv
36:00 <couleurs> yes
36:00 <couleurs> until this year then it's going 2
37:00 <slinky_J> fish tv
37:00 <couleurs> theirs nothing on tv, only slinky_J, Loof, B1 and Picard watch it tbh
37:00 <slinky_J> nitv shits me
37:00 <slinky_J> there's this show 12 canoes, saying 'we dem fellas that made 10 canoes"
37:00 <slinky_J> my arse, rolf de heer made 10 canoes.
38:00 <slinky_J> fkn boongs
39:00 <slinky_J> In 2009, Souza attracted international media attention when he was accused of hiring hitmen to kill five people to increase the ratings of his program.[2][8] Suspicions were raised because he was frequently first to the scene of a crime, gathering graphic footage of the victims. <-- LOL
39:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zJw7ZEp.jpg
39:00 <couleurs> keanu is reverse ageing...
39:00 <slinky_J> he's a vampire
40:00 <couleurs> hope manny wins da big fite 
42:00 <slinky_J> i dunno who either of them are cept i read they are fading stars
45:00 <couleurs> fuk u i'm a star
46:00 <slinky_J> teehee
47:00 <amsy> ★☆★☆★☆
49:00 <TheRiddler> who is going to the wwe
52:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
53:00 <British^Meat> is there a WWE event happening in aus soon?
53:00 <British^Meat> I stopped watching wrestling in 1992, how far its come!
54:00 <Doodle> wanna know how far i've come
54:00 <faux> ²?
54:00 <faux> Uh
54:00 <faux> 2m
54:00 <Doodle> probably
54:00 <faux> Pocs
54:00 <Doodle> pew peww
54:00 <faux> Baby are you down down down down downnn
54:00 <British^Meat> yes, yes i do
54:00 <faux> dooooowwwnn
54:00 <faux> fuck that song was annoying 
54:00 <faux> Even if the sky is falling down
54:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <faux> You'll be my.onlyyy don't have to worrryy
55:00 <faux> Even if thebsky is falling doooswnnnsnsndd
55:00 <couleurs> nachos gracias
56:00 <faux> Hi dangerous guy
56:00 <mrdanger> hulo
56:00 <slinky_J> for some reason i wana bone gina from brooklyn 99
56:00 <slinky_J> even with that huge cocaine sniffer she got
57:00 <TheRiddler> yes in august
57:00 <TheRiddler> brisbane sydney melbourne
57:00 <Doodle> wut
57:00 <Doodle> oh
57:00 <Doodle> nm
57:00 <TheRiddler> the big names and divas
58:00 <mrdanger> faux: halal food
58:00 <British^Meat> simba simba
58:00 <slinky_J> woooooooooo Unplanned America series 2 bitchhhhhhhhhhh
59:00 <faux> What
59:00 <mrdanger> <StrykerX> I'm not religious. I don't wish to eat 'blessed' food.  <-- that amuses me greatly
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <mrdanger> its the last thing on my screen before i got disconnected
59:00 <mamak> slinky_J
59:00 <mamak> best movies of 2014?
59:00 <slinky_J> shrug
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