// #melbourne — 2015-03-07
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00:21:00 <Call911Now> Make it bun dem
00:36:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24
01:06:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
01:06:00 <nate> real mucho
01:20:00 <Grim> bi?
01:21:00 <Call911Now> Love has been here and gone
01:28:00 <Grim> must be bi guys heree
01:29:00 <TokenDaRing> Grim: you missed Christopher
01:29:00 <Call911Now> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7NZTQ3QxY
01:29:00 <TokenDaRing> he's up for anything now
01:29:00 <Call911Now> rofl
01:30:00 <Call911Now> [01:30] ->> Christopher is on: #sydney #mIRCBeginners #cats @#NerdHacks
01:33:00 <Grim> hes gaY'\
01:34:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
01:40:00 <rosebud> hello
01:40:00 <Grim> hi
01:41:00 <rosebud> why are you grim
01:41:00 <frayedknot> why are you rosebud?
01:41:00 <rosebud> it is nice
01:42:00 <frayedknot> the place, the sled, or the bud of a rose?
01:42:00 <Grim> ffs
01:43:00 <rosebud> i dont know any more
01:43:00 <Grim> who knows
01:43:00 <Call911Now> rosebud. where is the bunny?
01:43:00 <rosebud> my bunny?
01:47:00 <Call911Now> Sinner^- is a loser
01:47:00 <beehhh> doctor
01:48:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh is a loser, you mean
01:48:00 <Call911Now> beehhh is a loser
01:49:00 <doctor> beehhhs cool, he's one of the crew
01:50:00 <TokenDaRing> all beehhh literally says is, "I saw aliens" "I love trannies" "I want to move to X country" and "I don't want to go back to Australia, no really, I don't"
01:51:00 <doctor> gotta get to know him
01:51:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd rather he get to know the front of a bus
01:52:00 <Grim> tops?
01:52:00 <nate> beehhh does enjoy fronts of buses
01:52:00 <nate> and kebabs
01:54:00 <beehhh> i saw it last nite again
01:55:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite
01:57:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> I hope some random mugger fucking strangles you and leaves you in a gutter to rot like the maggot you are
01:57:00 <beehhh> he refers to the body found in the maribrynong river
02:01:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_triangle_%28UFO%29
02:04:00 <Dugnuts> love you guys
02:12:00 <beehhh> http://en.ameria.ru/images/cat/prods/1408b.jpg
02:39:00 <slinky_J> poofterchookinz
04:05:00 <DrGore> rings a bell
04:05:00 <AzzA> he's a dead ringer
04:53:00 <guest73> hey ibizA
04:53:00 <guest73> not much
05:04:00 <Loof> i always wondered if iBiza was a cumsuckler
05:04:00 <Loof> now i know
05:04:00 <Loof> /ignore iBiZa
09:32:00 <Fez> i should umpire the netball
09:33:00 <AzzA> put your skirt on then Fez
09:34:00 <Fez> i may need to borrow yours
10:10:00 <Loof> call me a drunk budgie floss u fucking cuntsplinter
10:10:00 <Loof> i dont even drink
10:10:00 <Loof> bet u do
10:12:00 <AzzA> what the fuck loof
10:12:00 <AzzA> acid wore off mate?
10:31:00 <Fez> i fyou were a bar of soap, whos soap would you be?
10:36:00 <Loof> gtfo TakenItInDaRing
10:37:00 <Loof> yawn
10:39:00 <Serenity> why so aggressive
10:39:00 <Serenity> its friday
10:39:00 <Serenity> chill
10:39:00 <frayedknot> friday is the best day
10:39:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof has me on ignore anyway
10:40:00 <TokenDaRing> not sure what's up his arse today in particular
10:40:00 <Serenity> i have a migraine hangover im finding it hard to feel anything other than dopey
10:40:00 <Loof> don't noteop me token u cocksampler
10:41:00 <Loof> i have you on ignore for a reason
10:58:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10671234_10152732777868908_5384971929593748839_n.jpg?oh=87db491e7beb012aaa9753a68138c733&oe=557C9099&__gda__=1433731302_47df6f3dc41e164b7528a1befb7b19cd
11:31:00 <Dugnuts> how is everyone doing today?
11:52:00 <Loof> kill for a cup of tea
12:01:00 <slinky_J> these celeb cunts on this gay show like the gayest food
12:01:00 <slinky_J> who the fucks fave food is crisps and cola
12:03:00 <MrMark> peek a boo
12:03:00 <slinky_J> do u liek cum?
12:15:00 <Devil45> tv nowadays sucks. thank god for youtube.
12:18:00 <slinky_J> ye
12:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
12:49:00 <Fez> kate01
12:50:00 <phlick123> hi kate
13:10:00 <zaim> http://fusion.net/story/55026/this-guys-light-bulb-ddosed-his-entire-smart-house/
13:12:00 <delicious> hello
13:12:00 <delicious> lol
13:12:00 <Fez> hellolol
13:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY
13:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> oops
13:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'm on a secret mission
13:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> to get the poonani
13:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
13:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> but wait
13:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> its not a secret anymore
13:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> and this is the last place to pick up ever
13:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> hahaha
13:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> i'll think of yas while i sit on the toilet
13:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> toodles :)
13:38:00 <Sphinx> norell is an alien
13:39:00 <Sphinx> so is my cat
13:39:00 <Loof> wow that's so funny
13:43:00 <Sphinx> from england i'll switch to canada when i get my british passport
13:43:00 <Sphinx> <TokenDaRing> I hope someone strangles you
13:43:00 <Sphinx> <TokenDaRing> mugs you for the $5 you carry
13:44:00 <TokenDaRing> Sphinx: that's not cool
13:44:00 <TokenDaRing> to wish that on me
13:44:00 <TokenDaRing> you sack of shit
13:44:00 <TokenDaRing> if you hate Australia so much why can't you stop talking to us?
13:45:00 <Sphinx> then i'll be missing out on the fun
13:46:00 <Sphinx> you'll have many slum dogs but not me how is that for an irony
13:46:00 <Sphinx> you'd have to repeat everything you said to me
13:48:00 <TokenDaRing> please introduce your face to the front of a bus, beehhh
13:50:00 <Sphinx> yes just because some woman killed an italian cyclist while she opened her door without a headcheck and killed the victim instantly when his head goes under a running semi-regid
13:52:00 <Sphinx> Im going to introduction a new book of mine, called "Once with monsters"
13:53:00 <derpyderp> katatonic_kate01 is really Loof
13:54:00 <derpyderp> i bet Loof is a poof
13:54:00 <derpyderp> :D
13:54:00 <TokenDaRing> Sphinx: you should tell us all about being deported from Australia, we want to know the injustice
13:54:00 <Sphinx> poofty is a moofty
13:54:00 <derpyderp> i dont care kate isnt a social worker either
13:55:00 <derpyderp> Loof is a cop reporter
13:55:00 <Sphinx> no TokenDaRing acutally i was being a naive at first, being sent back is a blessing and look im still here, you dont get twice lucky for the second time
13:55:00 <derpyderp> dun ttalk about pr0n either they're spying for authority
13:56:00 <derpyderp> spies all thru austnet
13:56:00 <derpyderp> getting paid for info
13:56:00 <derpyderp> hahahahahahaha
13:56:00 <derpyderp> busted
13:58:00 <Sphinx> spies surely didnt see the UFO's in the horizon what I saw them sending palsating meteorite colored beacon'
13:58:00 <TokenDaRing> they clearly probed you
13:58:00 <TokenDaRing> and left you naked in the street
14:00:00 <xrated> hello
14:01:00 <xrated> i am the lizard king
14:01:00 <xrated> i can do anything
14:01:00 <Sphinx> can you shove a lizard up my arse?
14:01:00 <Loof> no you're a pedo brotherfucker
14:01:00 <xrated> who am i kidding my garden hose is more kinky
14:01:00 <Loof> and a retard
14:01:00 <Loof> and nobody likes you
14:01:00 <Loof> not even your parents
14:02:00 <Loof> just die
14:02:00 <xrated> oh boo hoo
14:02:00 <Loof> fgt cockstrangler
14:02:00 <Loof> ZapbuzZ, what a nick
14:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof
14:02:00 <Loof> sounds like something a 10 year old would think is funny
14:02:00 <Loof> stupid little bitch
14:02:00 <ZapbuzZ> awww forr Loofy
14:03:00 <Loof> bet you get bashed to death some day for being a mouthy pansy
14:03:00 <Loof> it will be lol
14:03:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
14:03:00 <ZapbuzZ> maybe
14:03:00 <ZapbuzZ> but it'll be totally worth it :)))))))
14:04:00 <Sphinx> ZapbuzZ i saw it again otherday
14:04:00 <Sphinx> this time at 5:25am
14:04:00 <Sphinx> same pattern of light
14:04:00 <Loof> sorry had to take a phone call
14:04:00 <Loof> now where was i
14:05:00 <ZapbuzZ> jesus loves u
14:05:00 <Loof> oh yeah the little boy who's dad rapes him mercilessly zapbuzz
14:05:00 <Sphinx> Jesus loves women
14:05:00 <ZapbuzZ> really?!? does he use lube too????
14:05:00 <Sphinx> and lots of sex
14:05:00 <Loof> zapbuzz i know you are on a strict cum diet, but your brother can only produce so much
14:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> Jesus was a prophet whom had his death faked so he could have a family
14:06:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof i dont want to know your families incestory
14:07:00 <ZapbuzZ> sorry ancestory rotfl
14:07:00 <Loof> maybe you could start swallowing your dad's cum instead of swallowing to suppliment your cum withdrawels
14:07:00 <Loof> spitting*
14:07:00 <ZapbuzZ> hahahaha
14:07:00 <ZapbuzZ> Kate
14:07:00 <Loof> anyway, bong
14:07:00 <Loof> :D
14:08:00 <ZapbuzZ> quick call the bong police
14:08:00 <ZapbuzZ> if its a springer its cheaper than a pump up
14:09:00 <ZapbuzZ> why you could share the cheese with ur friendz :D
14:09:00 <ZapbuzZ> mmmmm cheesy bong Loofy
14:09:00 <Sphinx> ZapbuzZ they are real
14:09:00 <ZapbuzZ> of course they are they are our cosmic brothers!
14:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> they are closer to god
14:10:00 <Loof> zapbuzz i heard your brother isn't actually gay and that he just sucks your cock out of pitty
14:10:00 <Loof> what are you going to do if he ever gets married
14:10:00 <slinky_J> hmm
14:10:00 <slinky_J> nice warm day
14:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> they help us help ourselves as god tells us to
14:10:00 <Loof> his wife isn't going to like your brothercum addiction
14:10:00 <slinky_J> beer run!
14:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof
14:10:00 <ZapbuzZ> he never married
14:11:00 <dinogy> does anyone need any help with teleportation
14:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> sorry to embarrass u
14:11:00 <dinogy> i think i got it worked out
14:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> nah i use msn teleporter
14:11:00 <dinogy> just sit on this chair while i shoot plasma in your face
14:11:00 <Loof> zapbuzz have you ever been checked for retardation? i think you might find you're legally retarded, hopefully they'll put you down before you breed
14:11:00 <Loof> before you get your brother pregnant
14:11:00 <ZapbuzZ> too late
14:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof your speaking ancestory again
14:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> rotfl
14:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof plz tell kate she can suck me
14:12:00 <ZapbuzZ> while watching pr0n
14:13:00 <Loof> "zapbuzz" that's so wild and whacky and zany, how did your mum ever come up with it?
14:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> and not Loof's incest pr0n either
14:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> she gave me a taser
14:13:00 <ZapbuzZ> i shocked her titties with it
14:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> i said "mum Loof told me to do it"
14:14:00 <Loof> his relationship with his brother is definitely xrated
14:14:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof please i dont want to hear about your lifes story!
14:15:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof has anyone told you incest is sad?
14:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> Loof do you think incest should be recognised as a sexuality than rot?
14:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> u really seem so......
14:16:00 <Loof> xrated and his brothercum addiction
14:16:00 <Loof> quite sad
14:16:00 <ZapbuzZ> rather bang yo mumma Loof
14:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> sitting on the beatch "free willy!"
14:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> *beach
14:17:00 <ZapbuzZ> lol
14:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> whats with this incest crap? can't you troll something else than pedo or incest?
14:18:00 <ZapbuzZ> man u have sad life Loofy
14:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> there ya mate for encounter with your ancestory
14:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> *cough*incestory*cough*
14:19:00 <ZapbuzZ> makes me feel sick really
14:20:00 <ZapbuzZ> bloody copnet incestors
14:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> and now for other news: Loofy gets nominated for party leader of incest sexuality party
14:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> interbreeders love him
14:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> wait he mentioned pedo ok pedo_incest party
14:21:00 <ZapbuzZ> whats a slogan?
14:22:00 <ZapbuzZ> *we keep it in the family and share kiddies amongst eatch other*
14:22:00 <ZapbuzZ> i cannot beleive i am engaging in this troll rant
14:23:00 <ZapbuzZ> incest and pedophilia is wrong and sick.
14:24:00 <ZapbuzZ> i think gays lesbos and homos are sick and evil too
14:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> so ner :P
14:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> im heterosexual Loof
14:25:00 <ZapbuzZ> actual fact im more attracted to women up to 20 years older than me
14:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> ive had my kids.
14:26:00 <ZapbuzZ> they are awesome u go near em Loof ur fucked mate.
14:34:00 <zaim> woman
14:34:00 <Nikky`> Man
14:34:00 <zaim> x
14:34:00 <Nikky`> xx
14:34:00 <zaim> lets take this to pm
14:34:00 <Nikky`> Yes. lets
14:36:00 <slinky_J> yay got a sixer
14:36:00 <slinky_J> woot
14:36:00 <dinogy> whats a sixer
14:36:00 <slinky_J> six pack
14:37:00 <Loof> desperate men that cant get laid
14:37:00 <Loof> so sick of them
14:37:00 <slinky_J> lols Loof
14:38:00 <Loof> have a wank ffs
14:38:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
14:38:00 <slinky_J> yeeaayah!
14:38:00 <slinky_J> wank ftw
14:38:00 <slinky_J> no wasting time being romantic and pleasuring the chick
14:38:00 <slinky_J> just bust one out and its DONE.
14:39:00 <dinogy> the load of pr0n that goes in ones head these days
14:39:00 <dinogy> it's undignifying
14:39:00 <dinogy> to say the least
14:40:00 <slinky_J> lolz
14:40:00 <slinky_J> yer who needs sex wit pornz
14:50:00 <slinky_J> so i saw this shemale porn
14:51:00 <slinky_J> of a shemale that had full vaginaplasty
14:51:00 <slinky_J> freaky shit
14:51:00 <slinky_J> what do u think dinogy?
14:52:00 <dinogy> i've never seen a vagina before why are you asking if there's a difference lol
14:52:00 <slinky_J> I WAS TALKING AT YOU.
14:52:00 <slinky_J> hi
14:52:00 <slinky_J> lolz
14:53:00 <slinky_J> i saw one once when i slip n slid out ma mama
14:53:00 <slinky_J> turned me gay!
14:53:00 <dinogy> "mate your vaginas ugly... but i wouldn't mind putting that all over my face" marc maron
14:54:00 <looferphile> i am king loof brain rot of the bong kingdom
14:54:00 <Serenity> ohh zapbzz i think we'll be changing out nick very soon wont we
14:54:00 <looferphile> suck my fatty
14:55:00 <slinky_J> sup sezz
14:55:00 <Serenity> nm
14:55:00 <slinky_J> samez
14:55:00 <slinky_J> need new movies
14:55:00 <slinky_J> downloaded intimidation game and theory of everything and a classic i love Calamity Jane lols its a musical ahah
14:56:00 <slinky_J> but nothin good to dl
14:56:00 <ZapbuzZ> Serenity
14:56:00 <slinky_J> movies are gettin shittier and shittier
14:57:00 <Serenity> ZapbuzZ dont start i dont have the patience or the time for your shit
14:57:00 <slinky_J> yer
14:57:00 <slinky_J> ill fuck you in de-butt
14:57:00 <slinky_J> cause im horny.
14:57:00 <slinky_J> so sezz did i tell u
14:57:00 <slinky_J> SCREAM tv series might not feature ghostface
14:57:00 <slinky_J> at least not to begin with LOLOL
14:57:00 <dinogy> is stan suppose to be better than netflix
14:57:00 <slinky_J> what's the fucking point?
14:57:00 <ZapbuzZ> i don't care so before u kick ban or whatever your just an accomplice of the looferphile and u can go fuck yourself u sick peice of cop sucking fucking shit faggot
14:57:00 <slinky_J> may not every appear in the show!
14:58:00 <slinky_J> WOOOO
14:58:00 <slinky_J> fun times
15:01:00 <dinogy> in my programming test yesterday (at lonely planet) they had me print out 100 numbers and if it was a a sum of three, print fizz, and for a five print buzz lol
15:02:00 <frayedknot> that's an old one
15:02:00 <dinogy> lol fizzbuzz would of suited him
15:02:00 <dinogy> could've been a nice name for a changed man
15:02:00 <Serenity> [12:02pm] <ZapbuzZ> thanks for the ban im telling anonymous.
15:02:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:02:00 <Serenity> oh my go
15:02:00 <Serenity> d
15:10:00 <faux> )?@9
15:10:00 <faux> Lmao
15:49:00 <fangs124> hi o/
15:51:00 <TokenDaRing> hi fangs124
15:51:00 <TokenDaRing> are you a wolf?
15:51:00 <fangs124> ._.
15:51:00 <fangs124> well, kinda.. a worgen I guess :P
15:52:00 <TokenDaRing> what is a worgen?
15:52:00 <fangs124> one of the races on World of Warcraft lol
15:52:00 <fangs124> (sorry, was just being silly)
15:53:00 <TokenDaRing> oh right
15:53:00 <TokenDaRing> I see
16:06:00 <StrykerX> You know it fails when you have to explain it loll
16:08:00 <farks> whipper snappers
16:18:00 <slinky_J> put me on some T N T ka-bewmz!
16:37:00 <slinky_J> this place is dead
16:37:00 <slinky_J> BE NOT DEAD
16:37:00 <slinky_J> somebody abuse somebody!
16:37:00 <slinky_J> fk ur mom slinky
16:37:00 <steven_> fuck up
16:37:00 <slinky_J> did when i was born ahahahaha
16:37:00 <slinky_J> fuck u whoever u r
16:37:00 <steven_> ;]
16:37:00 <slinky_J> i dont know u steven_ ma bro
16:37:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
16:37:00 <slinky_J> i did some spring cleanin
16:37:00 <slinky_J> lel
16:38:00 <slinky_J> cig break
16:38:00 <steven_> i want some spring rolls
16:38:00 <slinky_J> wish I were allowed to rip this carpet out
16:38:00 <slinky_J> i hate carpet!
16:38:00 <slinky_J> werd yum
16:39:00 <slinky_J> this tee vee ad with bieber annoyz me yo
17:14:00 <Fez> breastman
17:14:00 <TheRon> you can talk
17:14:00 <Fez> i wish i was the breastman
17:15:00 <Fez> im still in training
17:15:00 <Fez> ais breasts
17:15:00 <TheRon> learning from the master
17:15:00 <Fez> aib - australian institute of breasts
17:17:00 <TheRon> a strip joint?
17:21:00 <Fez> i hope so
17:22:00 <Fez> TheRon: if you were a bar of soap, whos soap would you be?
17:24:00 <TheRon> kaley cuoco's
17:24:00 <Fez> short haired version?
17:24:00 <TheRon> why not
17:26:00 <Fez> did you lawn bowl today?
17:26:00 <TheRon> nope
17:26:00 <TheRon> finals and i'm not in it
17:32:00 <Fez> shouldve kept your eye on the jack and not that chicks ass
17:32:00 <TheRon> i'm only human
17:32:00 <Fez> youre forgiven
17:51:00 <TheRon> 65 ppl in yet it's so fucking quiet
17:52:00 <nate> no doodle
17:52:00 <nate> DOOOOOODLE!
17:52:00 <TheRon> doesn't help
17:53:00 <fangs124> hi TheRon
17:53:00 <TheRon> hows it
17:54:00 <fangs124> meh, doing some calc stuff.. still getting used to AU dialects
17:54:00 <fangs124> :/
17:54:00 <TheRon> my b'day yesterday and i didn't get a hooker
17:54:00 <fangs124> well, happy belated b'day I guess the
17:54:00 <fangs124> * TheRon
17:55:00 <Fez> azn hookerz
17:56:00 <Fez> how about that cricket tomorrow
17:58:00 <TheRon> we'll shit it in just you wait n see
17:59:00 <Fez> hope so
17:59:00 <Fez> 404 team total
17:59:00 <Fez> you wait and see
17:59:00 <TheRon> they'll declare on 404
18:00:00 <Fez> or 408
18:00:00 <Fez> 408 seams more likely actually
18:01:00 <Fez> you heading to the parade ron?
18:01:00 <TheRon> my steak is all seasoned up, just waiting for it to get to room temp before cooking it
18:01:00 <Fez> good man
18:01:00 <TheRon> yes, well a parade on monday, my nephew and neice are in a parade]
18:02:00 <TheRon> nice thick peice of rump
18:03:00 <TheRon> med rare steak
18:04:00 <Fez> bleedin m8
18:04:00 <TheRon> i just wait for it to cook up about a quarter or so on the sides and then flip it
18:05:00 <Fez> heck
18:05:00 <TheRon> ?
18:05:00 <Fez> flip once
18:05:00 <TheRon> of course
18:05:00 <Fez> im a med well man
18:06:00 <TheRon> a mid red keeps it moist
18:06:00 <Fez> you still talking about the steak?
18:07:00 <TheRon> well..........
18:08:00 <TheRon> steak should always be cooked with beer in hand
18:09:00 <Fez> you bbq'ing it?
18:10:00 <TheRon> indoor grill
18:10:00 <nate> nice n hot like TheRon
18:12:00 <TheRon> had japanese last night
18:13:00 <TheRon> more anything? i was like "more evrything!"
18:13:00 <TheRon> i was even on the saki
18:14:00 <nate> looose TheRon:)
18:14:00 <Fez> mardi gras night
18:14:00 <TheRon> bit gay
18:14:00 <Fez> alot of dressed down women
18:15:00 <Fez> cant be gay
18:15:00 <nate> eye candy lezzos?
18:16:00 <nate> ;g
18:16:00 <Fez> i should go to the pub
18:16:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
18:16:00 <Fez> but ive been feeling ill lately
18:16:00 <Fez> beer will fix me,.. right?
18:17:00 <TheRon> beer fixes everything
18:17:00 <Fez> i thought that was breasts
18:17:00 <TheRon> them too
18:18:00 <Fez> beer and breasts makes ya live till 110
18:18:00 <Fez> good inning that
18:22:00 <TheRon> this crownie is going down well
18:24:00 <[____________]> im drinking sol like its water
18:24:00 <TheRon> it is isn't it?
18:24:00 <[____________]> summery.. easy to drink... slightly beer flavoured water.. yes.
18:24:00 <nate> it is?
18:24:00 <nate> lol
18:24:00 <[____________]> i think kosiciosko is my beer of choice, atm.
18:25:00 <TheRon> mexican dishwater i heard
18:25:00 <nate> is it sold at woolies?
18:25:00 <[____________]> its good when its hot hot hot... mexican hot.
18:25:00 <nate> +
18:25:00 <[____________]> and its cheap(ish) here.
18:26:00 <[____________]> 940ml for about 6.50; heh... in mexico its (at most) 1usd to 330ml.
18:26:00 <TheRon> i'm an ordinary guy, burning down the house
18:26:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTxZ692kAo
18:26:00 <beehhh> too many slumdogs there
18:26:00 <nate> beehhh baby!
18:27:00 <[____________]> i told this young mate of mine that i was going to japan to see the cherry blossoms.... and then he said... ur going to japan to see flowers; i told him to fuck off.
18:27:00 <TheRon> can we discuss the polar ice caps melting
18:27:00 <TheRon> please note my sarcasm
18:27:00 <beehhh> houses will naturally burn dont blame the power supplier for a payout
18:27:00 <[____________]> *alleged melting
18:27:00 <[____________]> alledged.
18:29:00 <beehhh> one fat girl died of a heartattack but came back to life for her kfc
18:29:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest part
18:29:00 <[____________]> the tueday 9 peiece for $9 is back... howebver last time i had that i didnt go the toilet for 2 days.
18:29:00 <[____________]> true story.
18:30:00 <beehhh> for me it aint i have a new hope in old england
18:30:00 <[____________]> ..but needs more dragons.
18:30:00 <[____________]> i saw book of morman in london in january... it was amazing.
18:30:00 <beehhh> convicts were warn of the harshest climate
18:30:00 <TheRon> i ate octopus balls last night
18:30:00 <[____________]> all 8 of them?
18:31:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:31:00 <[____________]> did they grow back
18:31:00 <[____________]> ?
18:31:00 <TheRon> no idea, they were tasty
18:31:00 <TheRon> mind you the spicy chicken wings were the best
18:32:00 <[____________]> shshshshs... im wondering....
18:32:00 <beehhh> 451,529 british bangladeshi in uk
18:32:00 <TheRon> the crab meat sushi was good too
18:32:00 <beehhh> more population than the miri
18:32:00 <beehhh> we own part of england
18:33:00 <TheRon> i have estates in england with hereditary title
18:34:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-05/bushfire-threatening-homes-in-perth-suburb-of-bassendean/6284454
18:34:00 <beehhh> women are worst than devil himself
18:35:00 <TheRon> gina rinehart looks like jabba the hut
18:35:00 <beehhh> i believe you, if you have criminal past
18:36:00 <[____________]> all women are prostitutes; whether u pay cash on the curb... or marrry them and buy them drinks/meals/house/... same-same.
18:36:00 <TheRon> we all pay for sex one way or another
18:36:00 <beehhh> im happy with my transgender gf
18:36:00 <beehhh> she dont asks for much
18:36:00 <[____________]> ...and now some fem will say.... 'bitter much' <--- sure im bitter at the INEQUITY.
18:37:00 <TheRon> be a true feminist take off the bra
18:37:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
18:38:00 <beehhh> thirteenOdreal
18:38:00 <beehhh> relax mate
18:38:00 <[____________]> relax dont do it... when u wanna come to it...
18:39:00 <beehhh> girl dont just seek opportunities they steals them from men
18:39:00 <[____________]> its okay.. to buy under 18yo cigas right... as long as u dont demand a head job.. right?
18:39:00 <beehhh> teen women are ok
18:40:00 <TheRon> ten women are better
18:40:00 <beehhh> cuase their brain hasnt fully developed to do the evil
18:40:00 <beehhh> ten teen and a coach
18:40:00 <nate> lol
18:40:00 <nate> nice one
18:41:00 <beehhh> nate are you a coach?
18:41:00 <nate> fitness coach?
18:41:00 <nate> football coach?
18:41:00 <nate> u mean catch?:)
18:41:00 <beehhh> acrobic instructor
18:42:00 <nate> could be?:)
18:42:00 <nate> u wanna work on ye body?
18:42:00 <beehhh> i work on body to bash them
18:42:00 <nate> u wanna do boxing?
18:42:00 <beehhh> american physics
18:44:00 <beehhh> Msc of perfection in stabbing its a double degree with forensic evidance disapearrence internship
18:47:00 <TheRon> i wanna live like common people, i wanna do what common people do......
18:48:00 <[____________]> american physics?
18:48:00 <TheRon> is that a tv show?
18:48:00 <beehhh> something like that
18:48:00 <[____________]> when animals attack magicians - is that a tv show?
18:49:00 <TheRon> it should be
18:49:00 <beehhh> http://media2.giphy.com/media/Qeo9S31SuTMpa/200_s.gif
18:49:00 <TheRon> gentle ben off the sipmsons?
18:49:00 <TheRon> simpsons
18:51:00 <TheRon> when something is wrong with my baby, something is wrong with me
18:51:00 <TheRon> barnesy and farnsy
18:52:00 <beehhh> https://cupofourtay.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/bill-murray-as-batman.jpg
18:52:00 <TheRon> the spurs are coming
18:57:00 <beehhh> i'll be managing a curry house in london upon my hospitality MBA serving bean Atkinson
19:00:00 <TheRon> right about now, the funk soul brother, check it out now
19:04:00 <TheRon> hey there you with a sad face come up tp my place and live it up
19:06:00 <beehhh> my chicken comes from denmark
19:08:00 <TheRon> this song makes me want kfc
19:08:00 <B1{MIA}> B1 you fucking idiot
19:08:00 <B1{MIA}> I spilt a bong on the lappy
19:08:00 <B1{MIA}> WOOT!
19:09:00 <TokenDaRing> what B1?
19:09:00 <Fez> <B1{MIA}> B1 you fucking idiot
19:09:00 <Fez> agreed
19:09:00 <Fez> :P
19:09:00 <TheRon> santana and steve tyler - just feel better
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think I got it all ... seems surface
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend coming over to open it up and check to be sure
19:10:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing
19:10:00 <Fez> if you leave suddenly the laptop blew up?
19:11:00 <TheRon> breasts??
19:11:00 <[____________]> Bastardly_One so i supposed he is coming over with pizza?.. cause ur hungry now.
19:11:00 <[____________]> *he/she
19:11:00 <TheRon> steak?
19:11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'm on the old lappy
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't like the way asus heat up around the touchpad
19:12:00 <TheRon> i need a lappy
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> do ya?
19:12:00 <TheRon> big norgs
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> can have the toshiba for $200
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> never have liked it really ...
19:12:00 <TheRon> NORGS!!
19:13:00 <nate> norks?
19:13:00 <TheRon> ladies i will pay for a lappy
19:14:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: what?
19:14:00 <beehhh> buttfuck all gays
19:14:00 <TheRon> i love uptown funk
19:15:00 <beehhh> somewomen likes it up the arse
19:15:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: what do you want?
19:15:00 <beehhh> your arse
19:19:00 <Fez> im a celebrity get me out a beer
19:19:00 <TheRon> captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
19:20:00 <beehhh> im seeing four balls at once
19:20:00 <TheRon> ocotopus balls?
19:20:00 <beehhh> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56328060.jpg
19:23:00 <slinky_J> I once did a tranny
19:23:00 <slinky_J> bee_girl
19:23:00 <slinky_J> damn
19:23:00 <slinky_J> was gonna question bee hornet.
19:24:00 <nate> what wahaat!
19:25:00 <Loof> love to know what you alcoholic assdisasters will say when weed is legal
19:26:00 <Loof> you're just worried teen girls wont be all using alcohol so they're nice and valnurable for you
19:26:00 <slinky_J> aye
19:26:00 <slinky_J> Loof
19:27:00 <slinky_J> nothin wrong with legal weed
19:27:00 <slinky_J> but its gonna take a lot of time
19:27:00 <slinky_J> just hope the weed is good bro
19:27:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
19:27:00 <slinky_J> prob strain some weak shit
19:27:00 <slinky_J> in cig form
19:27:00 <slinky_J> u hardly get high off
19:27:00 <slinky_J> this is Australia Loof where the gov fucks us all the time bro :p
19:31:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCwgRVgxpRY
19:31:00 <nate> what is this loof sheeit, u love him?
19:31:00 <nate> is it love!
19:41:00 <slinky_J> wooo
19:41:00 <slinky_J> nigga is on his way
19:41:00 <slinky_J> woot
19:41:00 <slinky_J> aint seen my best mate in fucken months mang
19:41:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
19:41:00 <fawks> hahaha
19:42:00 <slinky_J> fox y u laugh :(
19:42:00 <slinky_J> we uzed to b mates
19:42:00 <fawks> idk
19:42:00 <slinky_J> *cris*
19:42:00 <slinky_J> :p
19:42:00 <slinky_J> any movies to reccommend
19:42:00 <slinky_J> if thats how ya spell reccommend
19:42:00 <nate> wetlands?
19:42:00 <fawks> i watched orphan again last night
19:43:00 <fawks> its not new
19:43:00 <Joffrey> yeah.. i need to d/l a good movie... any1 any1 any1
19:43:00 <slinky_J> coz im dl hunger games n shit which means im empty
19:43:00 <fawks> but i love it
19:43:00 <slinky_J> Orphan wasnt bad at all
19:43:00 <slinky_J> that girl
19:43:00 <slinky_J> is NUTS
19:43:00 <fawks> rofl i watched the boy next door today
19:43:00 <fawks> ......................
19:43:00 <fawks> worst. movie. ever.
19:43:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaa
19:43:00 <slinky_J> ohh
19:43:00 <slinky_J> there is a movie
19:43:00 <fawks> that new jlo one
19:43:00 <slinky_J> the box
19:43:00 <slinky_J> i think
19:43:00 <slinky_J> is horror
19:43:00 <fawks> cameron diaz?
19:43:00 <slinky_J> hmm
19:43:00 <slinky_J> nahh
19:43:00 <slinky_J> this was sposed to be a saw movie
19:43:00 <slinky_J> but they made it into another
19:44:00 <fawks> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362478/
19:44:00 <fawks> lol
19:44:00 <slinky_J> i think it's The Box
19:44:00 <fawks> this movie was eg
19:44:00 <fawks> eh
19:44:00 <fawks> was ok
19:44:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
19:44:00 <slinky_J> not that
19:44:00 <slinky_J> ffs
19:44:00 <slinky_J> damn
19:44:00 <slinky_J> saw
19:44:00 <slinky_J> gotta look up saw ffs damn
19:44:00 <slinky_J> this one that they wrote for saw
19:44:00 <slinky_J> ended up being this diff film
19:44:00 <slinky_J> i havent dl it yet
19:44:00 <slinky_J> but its sposed to be ok
19:45:00 <slinky_J> fk me in the wikipedo for saw films it doesnt say
19:46:00 <slinky_J> oh damn my arse I had the youtube goin n the trailer and was gonna dl but went to bed!
19:47:00 <slinky_J> fuck
19:47:00 <slinky_J> fawks its set in a house
19:47:00 <slinky_J> this killer
19:48:00 <slinky_J> i got a visual in my mind
19:48:00 <slinky_J> taking the family and this home invader
19:48:00 <slinky_J> fk me
19:53:00 <slinky_J> i fkn give up
19:53:00 <TokenDaRing> hi panda
19:53:00 <nate> u drinkin slink?:)
19:54:00 <slinky_J> ey token mang
19:54:00 <slinky_J> nah nate
19:54:00 <slinky_J> just fucked over tryin to think of this film
19:54:00 <slinky_J> gonna drink later tho
19:55:00 <nate> youtube history will show it
19:57:00 <slinky_J> hmm
19:57:00 <slinky_J> how do i axs utube history
19:57:00 <slinky_J> oh i found it
19:58:00 <slinky_J> naw shit only went down so long
19:58:00 <slinky_J> see i use utube on xbox one
19:58:00 <slinky_J> so yer
19:58:00 <slinky_J> i better open back gate now.
19:58:00 <slinky_J> and milk my cow.
19:59:00 <milk> cow love having their tits squeezed
19:59:00 <milk> s
20:01:00 <nate> wha whaaat
20:03:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
20:33:00 <olger> id like to make a general complaint about a fag called Loof who contracended from being a troll to an utter abuser of zapbuzz and i am his brother; we are by no means in an incestious relationship we beleive this channel is riddled with lesbos, gays, homos, and pedos. zapbuzz will not appeal to #lolsec however will never visit here again. Shame #melbourne shame. you can all kiss our arses.
20:33:00 <olger> fucking wankers.
20:34:00 <olger> your all rotted in the head and deserve life BEHIND BARS for being GAY HOMO FILTH.
20:44:00 <Joffrey> however will never visit here again. <--- DEAL!!!!!
20:50:00 <frayedknot> 'contracended'
20:50:00 <frayedknot> what the hell is that
20:50:00 <bee_girl> frayedknot
20:50:00 <frayedknot> bee_girl
20:50:00 <bee_girl> good evening
20:50:00 <frayedknot> evening
20:52:00 <Skirmish> lol @ contracending. I got as far as 'general complaint' and stopped reading.
20:56:00 <drav> olger is right
20:59:00 <StrykerX> Is TheRon banned?
20:59:00 <StrykerX> He's vanished lately
21:00:00 <nate> i dont think so, was on before
21:01:00 <milk> no shame in having an horrific accident
21:01:00 <StrykerX> Oh ok
21:01:00 <drav> what happened?
21:03:00 <British^Meat> LOL, sif get mad over a pratt like Loof
21:03:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYYfjFtYGsY
21:03:00 <nate> for all the nice irc guys ;D
21:04:00 <nate> like chris
21:05:00 <drav> yeh Loof is nobody
21:06:00 <Skirmish> I sense that Loof may be a better person than drav.
21:11:00 <drav> well I have a job for starters and im not caught in a marriage
21:11:00 <drav> nor have I knocked up any girls
21:11:00 <drav> actually I did but she got an abortion
21:14:00 <StrykerX> A job? And you IRC?
21:14:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?!
21:15:00 <StrykerX> Actually, Centrelink should start an IRC server
21:15:00 <StrykerX> For it's "clients"
21:15:00 <StrykerX> Its*
21:15:00 <drav> lol
21:15:00 <drav> so you don't work then StrykerX?
21:15:00 <StrykerX> I do sir.
21:15:00 <StrykerX> It's just a general observation though.
21:16:00 <StrykerX> There's around 10 people of 500 on this server who work.
21:16:00 <drav> that is probably true
21:17:00 <Zade> name them
21:17:00 <StrykerX> I cannot disclose personal info
21:17:00 <Zade> lol
21:17:00 <StrykerX> Zline if I do.
21:18:00 <drav> why?
21:18:00 <drav> what if they want to be known?
21:19:00 <StrykerX> Good evening TokenDaRing
21:19:00 <TokenDaRing> hey StrykerX
21:20:00 <StrykerX> What's new son?
21:20:00 <milk> did you hear? Mark Zuckerberg said the US Military is no longer wanted in the USA
21:20:00 <StrykerX> Like the opinion of a Jew matters.
21:20:00 <nate> lol
21:21:00 <StrykerX> Last time I ran down Jews on FB, my account got suspended
21:21:00 <StrykerX> I learned my lesson.
21:22:00 <StrykerX> Don't diss money hungry powers
21:22:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: just put a second SSD into this PC
21:22:00 <StrykerX> Nice
21:22:00 <drav> yes don't say stuff about jews on facebook
21:22:00 <StrykerX> Why a second?
21:22:00 <StrykerX> Running RAID?
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> first for OS and shit, second for games
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> both 250gig
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> I could raid them both, they're both 850 EVO's
21:23:00 <drav> dont need 250gig for os drive
21:24:00 <drav> shoulda got a msata
21:24:00 <TokenDaRing> OS and "shit"
21:24:00 <Skirmish> I used to run two 500GB's in RAID but for whatever reason I wasn't comfortable with it so I run them stand alone now.
21:24:00 <Skirmish> Hey DemonsRun :)
21:24:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy my pics last night?
21:24:00 <StrykerX> Ah fair enough
21:25:00 <DemonsRun> Haha yeah the two of em xD
21:25:00 <Skirmish> That was all the time I had lol
21:27:00 <StrykerX> Fuck I'm in the mood to go clubbing
21:27:00 <drav> go clubbing
21:27:00 <StrykerX> Povo till Tuesday though -.-
21:27:00 <drav> take some drugs
21:28:00 <StrykerX> Don't do drugs
21:28:00 <StrykerX> Except beer/ciggis
21:28:00 <Skirmish> What did you think was in the glass DemonsRun?
21:29:00 <DemonsRun> I have no fin idea
21:29:00 <DemonsRun> Looked like a shake thing Skirmish
21:30:00 <drav> drugs
21:30:00 <StrykerX> Jizz
21:30:00 <StrykerX> lolol
21:31:00 <DemonsRun> I do drugs...
21:31:00 <DemonsRun> I just counted, I have to take 9 tablets a day
21:31:00 <StrykerX> Walking pillbox
21:31:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr
21:31:00 <DemonsRun> Need em though.
21:32:00 <milk> ho hum what to do on a sat night
21:32:00 <Zade> go out with ya mates milk
21:32:00 <milk> wut? subiaco?
21:32:00 <nate> zade wanna be milks mate!
21:33:00 <Zade> i dont think so...ihave heard rumours
21:33:00 <nate> lol
21:35:00 <milk> nah, not subi
21:35:00 <drav> DemonsRun whats wrong with you?
21:35:00 <StrykerX> Go Northbridge
21:35:00 <StrykerX> Find a slut and get stabbed in the same night :')
21:35:00 <DemonsRun> Nothing is "wrong" with me.
21:35:00 <DemonsRun> Oh well, apart from my thyroid...
21:35:00 <Skirmish> [21:30] <DemonsRun> Looked like a shake thing Skirmish <------ Twas a berocca.
21:35:00 <milk> went last night
21:36:00 <milk> full fat asian chicks
21:36:00 <drav> thyroid cool
21:36:00 <StrykerX> lol
21:36:00 <drav> 6 pills for drugs
21:36:00 <DemonsRun> Cool? Obviously you know nothing about it...
21:36:00 <nate> are fat asians good lovers?
21:36:00 <DemonsRun> And the rest are so I can hopefully keep my baby.
21:36:00 <StrykerX> Asians go off apparently
21:36:00 <drav> asians bad
21:37:00 <StrykerX> o0o0o
21:37:00 <drav> are hybrid ssd's good?
21:37:00 <StrykerX> Fingers crossed, DemonsRun :)
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> drav: not really
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> just get a proper SSD they're cheap enough not
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> now*
21:37:00 <milk> the skinny asians have aids and the fat ones are as loose as the SAS
21:37:00 <drav> true milk
21:38:00 <drav> yeh you prob right real ssd worth it. maybe not. only reason was the size
21:38:00 <nate> lol
21:38:00 <drav> i sorta need like 1tb of ssd
21:38:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy that mortgage
21:38:00 <StrykerX> lol
21:38:00 <drav> guess just wait abit
21:38:00 <TokenDaRing> just get two 500gig ssd's
21:38:00 <TokenDaRing> run in RAID 0
21:38:00 <drav> or waste money for nothing
21:39:00 <nate> dropping a pin in a volcano is no fun
21:39:00 <drav> yeh maybe
21:39:00 <Zade> lol nate
21:43:00 <drav> wonder why intel do not have larger ssd's
21:44:00 <drav> it seems samsung are the place to be at the moment
21:45:00 <StrykerX> RAID0 is a cunt to work with
21:45:00 <StrykerX> Failure = majority if not all data loss
21:45:00 <drav> yeh thats why id like to not go raid
21:46:00 <drav> crucial make good drives i prob get a crucial over samsung
21:46:00 <TokenDaRing> thats why you don't use RAID 0 for anything critical
21:46:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're just wanting to load games faster, it's fine
21:46:00 <drav> all my data critical
21:46:00 <TokenDaRing> you mean all of your porn
21:46:00 <drav> os can die thats about it
21:46:00 <drav> no the porn is on external
21:46:00 <drav> thats even more critical :P
21:47:00 <drav> considering i paid for it
21:47:00 <milk> I run twin 480 ssds in my server, thats fine
21:47:00 <milk> RAID 1
21:47:00 <StrykerX> <drav> all my data critical
21:47:00 <StrykerX> <TokenDaRing> you mean all of your porn
21:47:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
21:47:00 <StrykerX> I wouldn't use RAID0
21:47:00 <StrykerX> But that's just me.
21:48:00 <TokenDaRing> I've used it for my steam games
21:48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's about it
21:48:00 <TokenDaRing> no biggie if I lose those
21:48:00 <drav> ohh gaming is fine i dont need all that rubbish for games
21:48:00 <TokenDaRing> drav what do you do then?
21:48:00 <drav> I run my games off a wd red drive
21:48:00 <drav> which sucks
21:48:00 <drav> dont buy those
21:49:00 <TokenDaRing> do you need major drive bandwidth to stream porn to all of your monitors at once?
21:49:00 <milk> they had 8TB archive drives on presale at ple
21:50:00 <drav> TokenDaRing no lol
21:50:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
21:50:00 <StrykerX> Needs 8.1GB/sec for porn to 6 monitors
21:50:00 <StrykerX> Throughout the house
21:50:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
21:50:00 <TokenDaRing> has to resort to SATA Express or m.2
21:50:00 <StrykerX> lolol
21:51:00 <StrykerX> Using server tech for porn
21:52:00 <StrykerX> In a home environment
21:52:00 <TokenDaRing> people would do it
21:52:00 <drav> yes
21:52:00 <drav> I do it
21:52:00 <TokenDaRing> I would not be shocked
21:53:00 <TokenDaRing> 6 monitors all streaming 1080p porn
21:53:00 <StrykerX> Running dual i7s
21:53:00 <TokenDaRing> every one showing a different scene
21:53:00 <StrykerX> 32GB RAM
21:53:00 <StrykerX> Just for home-wide porn
21:53:00 <drav> yep
21:53:00 <drav> all that
21:54:00 <drav> serious porn servers
21:59:00 <drav> http://www.news.com.au/technology/gadgets/alexandria-morra-using-name-lislecrett-made-pornography-films-inside-libraries-in-canada/story-fnda1lbo-1227252890447
22:11:00 <rosebud> hello
22:14:00 <drav> hi rose
22:14:00 <rosebud> very quiet in here lots of times
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> rosebud sounds like a dirty sex act
22:15:00 <slower> only to dirty minded people
22:15:00 <nate> yes it is
22:16:00 <rosebud> hm
22:18:00 <StrykerX> Reminds me of the town
22:31:00 <couleurs> go the soccerons
22:31:00 <TokenDaRing> hey couleurs
22:31:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it hanging
22:32:00 <couleurs> Ok
22:32:00 <couleurs> n u
22:32:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah not bad man
22:33:00 <couleurs> bloodey awesoem
22:33:00 <under> hello
22:35:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:35:00 <couleurs> cos players gonna play play play
22:35:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:36:00 <under> i played once at fifa 15
22:36:00 <under> with a #melbourne user
22:37:00 <under> who was he?
22:37:00 <couleurs> me
22:38:00 <under> oh
22:38:00 <under> i beat you lol
22:39:00 <couleurs> yeh...
22:41:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?????
22:43:00 <under> couleurs: not now
22:43:00 <under> i'm coding sorry
22:43:00 <couleurs> horse of carts!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:43:00 <couleurs> Good.
22:46:00 <couleurs> happy gay day sydney!!!!!!!!!! u so gay!!!!!!!!!
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> all I can smell is bong water ... fucking reeks
22:52:00 <couleurs> bvb
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> suck
22:53:00 <nate> lol
22:54:00 <drav> drink it
22:55:00 <nate> already did i'd say
22:55:00 <nate> spilt some on his undies whilst mircin it up
22:56:00 <drav> lol
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> over the lappy this morning actually
22:57:00 <nate> how do your keys still work
22:57:00 <Bastardly_One> magic
22:57:00 <nate> i had to get a usb keyboard for mine
22:57:00 <nate> :D!
22:57:00 <nate> better than lappykeyboard anyhowz
22:58:00 <Bastardly_One> took the keyboard out and looked to see if any got through and hasn't
22:58:00 <Bastardly_One> some keys are fuckity but they were like that before
22:59:00 <nate> usb keyboard 4 the win!
23:02:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
23:05:00 <nate> i'm dopey
23:05:00 <nate> whats the other dwarves
23:05:00 <nate> sleazy?
23:06:00 <couleurs> probabry
23:10:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
23:10:00 <couleurs> n i hate u
23:11:00 <nate> bend over then
23:13:00 <couleurs> cheeky
23:15:00 <couleurs> ne other goss
23:18:00 <nate> i am watching a random anime
23:19:00 <couleurs> Ok
23:25:00 <christopher> hi
23:27:00 <couleurs> hi chris where u bean
23:27:00 <nate> yeah chris u scumbag!
23:27:00 <christopher> lol
23:28:00 <nate> couleurs has been waiting 4 eva for someone exciting and thats you
23:28:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:28:00 <christopher> k
23:31:00 <couleurs> =p
23:31:00 <christopher> wish i had 600$ that gets u ps4 fifa nba 2k and another game
23:32:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:32:00 <nate> why not do some push ups and be a sexy player
23:32:00 <nate> few squats for some tight bunz
23:33:00 <couleurs> :o
23:33:00 <nate> then u could cuddle all winter with someone special:)
23:33:00 <TokenDaRing> hey christopher
23:33:00 <TokenDaRing> just save up for it mate
23:34:00 <nate> he only saves up for beer:)
23:35:00 <christopher> sick of beer
23:35:00 <christopher> only good if wanta sleep
23:35:00 <nate> beer goggles!
23:36:00 <nate> u ever goto the pub for the ladies chris?
23:36:00 <christopher> nope
23:36:00 <nate> have a few bourbons rock in on the dance floor?
23:36:00 <nate> comeon tell me everything
23:36:00 <christopher> i do nothing
23:36:00 <nate> shit!!!
23:36:00 <christopher> i just live
23:36:00 <nate> shitty!!!!
23:38:00 <couleurs> =p
23:38:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher needs to party
23:38:00 <christopher> nup
23:38:00 <TokenDaRing> what do you think couleurs?
23:39:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:39:00 <nate> couleurs will dress up in a cat suit and spank him 4 sure
23:39:00 <nate> grrrrooowl!
23:39:00 <christopher> lol
23:40:00 <couleurs> party on chris
23:40:00 <christopher> nah i need a break
23:40:00 <nate> party on him? lots of room
23:41:00 <couleurs> woo hoo
23:42:00 <nate> http://www.theptdc.com/2012/04/47-random-personal-trainer-tips/
23:42:00 <nate> there ya go!
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> this game disc is about to fly out the window
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a thing
23:46:00 <couleurs> Fi Fa !!!!!!!!!!
23:46:00 <nate> couleurs are u playing with b1?
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> you be waiting another hour or so
23:46:00 <couleurs> no he sux @ fifa
23:47:00 <Bastardly_One> until i get the fuck from a to b in inquisition
23:49:00 <couleurs> i'm roken @ fifa
23:49:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!!
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> nate would love this gay mage
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've turned my character into a whore ... hussies it up with all romanceable characters
23:50:00 <nate> hahaha
23:50:00 <nate> i liked being a girl on wow
23:50:00 <nate> get free stuff
23:51:00 <christopher> lols
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> that gay mage wants the good stuff bad
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
23:51:00 <nate> yes always pick the girl chars, sexy times!
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> am male
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> hes flat out gay
23:51:00 <christopher> u sure
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> this game has actual gay characters in it
23:52:00 <nate> what now!
23:52:00 <christopher> i heard Bastardly_One is a hemath
23:52:00 <nate> b1 is making up new characters
23:52:00 <nate> geeez
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> ask anyone that's played it
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> two of the characters are straight gay
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> a fag mage
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and a lesbian elf
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bisexual character
23:55:00 <couleurs> =p
23:55:00 <nate> no transexual how rude
23:56:00 <couleurs> diet papsi
23:57:00 <milk> anyone do lifting?
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