// #melbourne — 2015-03-10
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00:02:00 <couleurs> maybe if u weren't so busy on irc and playing video games all day you'd know what month it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:04:00 <couleurs> lol lewa is shit in game 2 how is he 88 he just hit the posts 6 times and cost me the final RIP me
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00:07:00 <wanderer> boom!
00:10:00 <Serenity> yeah im not undoing that
00:20:00 <wanderer> ah well :)
00:54:00 <wanderer> wow, what did he/she do?
01:01:00 <Bonny> nothing we just love to abuse our power
01:01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:02:00 <nate> saemon was 2 attractive
01:03:00 <xm> Saemon is banned for parking in the disabled parking lot without an ACROD sticker
01:04:00 <xm> the thing is though he really does have one. he just forgot to bring it that day
01:04:00 <Bonny> lol
01:06:00 <Serenity> suprised he hasnt pmd me to whinge
01:06:00 <xm> he blames it on "being high on drugs
01:09:00 <Bonny> I think he's been sniffing his putrid mattress again
01:10:00 <Allen> good moprning to all, how are we today?
01:23:00 <ThomasChefferson> allan allan allan al allan allan allan
01:26:00 <nate> ThomasChefferson love ya!
01:26:00 <nate> u better put out
01:41:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvcS-Op3dMg
01:47:00 <beehhh> bullshit
01:54:00 <beehhh> any ladyboys here
01:54:00 <Bonny> you split up with norell, beehhh?
01:57:00 <beehhh> no im looking for more cheating on her
01:57:00 <beehhh> are you a ladyboy Bonny
01:57:00 <Bonny> nup
01:57:00 <Bonny> why you want to cheat on norell?
01:58:00 <nate> hi beehhh looking for some action?
01:58:00 <beehhh> some has real tits
01:58:00 <beehhh> oh yeah
01:58:00 <beehhh> i want to go pattaya n have fun
01:58:00 <slinky_J> loll
02:01:00 <beehhh> this tranny arse is so open you can fit an eiffel tower in her
02:04:00 <beehhh> http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPnD2cmCQAEfjeX.jpg:large
02:05:00 <nate> pretty cute, can u get that?
02:06:00 <beehhh> if you like
02:09:00 <beehhh> if i won 10grand i'd sure visit pattaya
02:10:00 <beehhh> rates are from 80bhat a night
02:29:00 <beehhh> ok im going to bed
02:29:00 <beehhh> who is coming with me
02:30:00 <nate> that would be too many people
02:30:00 <beehhh> as long as you love me
03:06:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGuB_IyuEfA
03:07:00 <christopher> lols
03:42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
03:42:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Saemon
03:42:00 <Bastardly_One> not
03:59:00 <christopher> bongs yep
04:03:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for you giving up
04:05:00 <slinky_J> slinky_J overdrive!!!!
04:05:00 <slinky_J> dtw
04:05:00 <slinky_J> DOWN TA WINZ
04:05:00 <slinky_J> huhu
05:43:00 <TNT> Soup
05:47:00 <TNT> Jamie
05:47:00 <TNT> \o
05:47:00 <bartol> big jamie
05:47:00 <bartol> hows it going
05:47:00 <bartol> missed u tnt
05:47:00 <TNT> Lol
05:48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, good ... you?
05:49:00 <bartol> good mate
05:49:00 <bartol> cant wait for new uncharted hey
05:59:00 <TNT> Jamie
06:00:00 <TNT> I'm leavin here on friday
06:03:00 <bartol> where u going TNT?
06:03:00 <TNT> I'm goin to the dollar a week town
06:08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... be sure to give me progress reports
06:12:00 <TNT> Ok
06:18:00 <bartol> Bastardly_One
06:18:00 <bartol> you ever thoughts about dollar town?
07:41:00 <wanderer> sounds fair
09:13:00 <Crispy> hey hey
09:13:00 <Crispy> any one alive
09:33:00 <wanderer> barely
09:50:00 <Crispy> heh yeah same
10:56:00 <simba> Loof check how big the crowd is for the melee finals at the latest apex (fighting tourney) http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2015/02/live_apex_2015_prepares_to_crown_its_champions_on_the_final_day/large.jpg
10:56:00 <simba> melee is still number 1
10:58:00 <faux> Why is it so hottttf
10:58:00 <faux> fuck
10:58:00 <simba> crank teh air con
10:59:00 <faux> I just turned it on
10:59:00 <faux> My face is melting
10:59:00 <simba> 4:1)
10:59:00 <g^style> too much foundation
11:00:00 <g^style> why is that tournament being played on a TV from 1982
11:00:00 <simba> take some off then mate
11:00:00 <simba> because CRTs are better for old systems
11:00:00 <simba> every1 knows that
11:02:00 <Serenity> ^
11:02:00 <Loof> holy shit
11:02:00 <Loof> that's a lot of fuckers
11:02:00 <Loof> i gotta play dat game
11:03:00 <Loof> gamecube?
11:04:00 <simba> yea
11:04:00 <simba> or u could buy a wii hell cheap like from cashies and mod it to play project m
11:05:00 <simba> thats what i wanna do
11:25:00 <British^Meat> funny simba, always joking around about not buying a wii u
11:25:00 <British^Meat> love that guy
11:27:00 <simba> literally planning to get another wii instaed
11:27:00 <simba> @_@!@_!
11:50:00 <British^Meat> u so funny simba, i love your brand of humour
11:50:00 <British^Meat> its HILARIOUS
11:54:00 <simba> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11:54:00 <faux> AWKIES
11:55:00 <simba> ¿¿¿¿
11:55:00 <faux> ¿
11:55:00 <faux> ¿_¿
11:56:00 <faux> •¿•
11:57:00 <slinky_J> i <3 cankles
11:57:00 <slinky_J> so hot
12:01:00 <faux> Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smooshed under his big feet
12:02:00 <faux> What's so great about caeser hmm?
12:02:00 <faux> 🙊
12:17:00 <simba> caeser salad is pretty good
12:17:00 <simba> except anchovies, was that his idea
12:26:00 <slinky_J> yum anchovies
12:32:00 <slinky_J> anchovie salad with one olive
12:44:00 <slinky_J> haz left over kfc
13:48:00 <Noonbaja> hi all
13:52:00 <British^Meat> hello Noonbaja, i extend greetings towards you
13:55:00 <xc> wtf man
14:04:00 <xc> www.inquisitr.com/1846054/bride-brutally-beaten-on-her-wedding-night-because-her-husband-couldnt-remove-her-dress/
14:05:00 <xc> if shes dumb enough to choose to be with a guy like that, get into a relationship, date and marry him, then well, she has no one else to blame for it other than herself.
14:05:00 <xc> i know that literally, he is to blame because he physically beat her up, yes
14:06:00 <xc> but another aspect of it is, this guys obviously a bad bloke. a wild, unpredictable rebel head most likely
14:06:00 <xc> and girls are inexplicably attracted to "bad boys" like these, instead of the nice guys
14:07:00 <xc> so i bet she was all wet from him being a bad boy and chose him over some nice guy
14:07:00 <Serenity> hi saemon
14:07:00 <xc> and now, she reaps the consquences of choosing the badboy over the mr nice guy
14:08:00 <xc> sick of chicks choosing the bad boys over the nice, decent guys
14:08:00 <British^Meat> bye bye xc
14:08:00 <British^Meat> and hello again
14:08:00 <British^Meat> lol is that saemon?
14:08:00 <British^Meat> Gawd
14:08:00 <Serenity> yep
14:08:00 <Bonny> yup
14:09:00 <British^Meat> gross
14:09:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
14:09:00 <TokenDaRing> not saemon
14:09:00 <TokenDaRing> xc: have you got a new bed yet?
14:09:00 <xc> another thing im disturbed about is
14:09:00 <Bonny> lol
14:09:00 <Noonbaja> hi British^Meat how are you
14:10:00 <British^Meat> I am well
14:10:00 <British^Meat> How are you?
14:10:00 <Noonbaja> good too
14:10:00 <Noonbaja> checking on the servers that are running
14:11:00 <Noonbaja> had a person call me that they couldnet access his VM
14:11:00 <British^Meat> i dont know what that means
14:12:00 <Noonbaja> oh sorry I run a VPS for some people
14:12:00 <British^Meat> wassat?
14:13:00 <British^Meat> R U Taco?
14:13:00 <Noonbaja> Virtual private server
14:13:00 <simba> sweet
14:13:00 <simba> do u get paid
14:13:00 <Noonbaja> yep
14:13:00 <simba> how much
14:13:00 <simba> jk u dont have to say
14:13:00 <Serenity> lol that was a good ban message
14:14:00 <simba> thank u Serenity
14:15:00 <Noonbaja> for this person is a chiropractic clinic
14:16:00 <Noonbaja> we host office servers for there data management
14:38:00 <Serenity> mm i smell like cake
15:03:00 <Bonny> stinky
15:03:00 <slinky_J> :P
15:03:00 <steven_> HEHE
15:03:00 <Bonny> no you
15:03:00 <Bonny> not*
15:03:00 <Bonny> Serenity
15:04:00 <Serenity> good stink
15:05:00 <Immutable> yeah everyone likes cake
15:05:00 <Immutable> and women
15:06:00 <Fez> moist cake?
15:07:00 <Immutable> ...
15:08:00 <slinky_J> HUHUHu
15:08:00 <slinky_J> caek
15:10:00 <Bonny> put a cork on your pork
15:17:00 <Mew> oh my god im so hungover :'(
15:18:00 <Mew> and i have a massive craving for fairy bread right now cos of that cake Serenity
15:18:00 <Mew> fuck you vodka
15:18:00 <Serenity> lol
15:19:00 <Serenity> drop some bread on my kitchen floor im sure you'll find a few thousand 100's and 1000s
15:20:00 <Mew> id probably vomit rainbows shortly after
15:24:00 <Fez> ron, the
15:24:00 <TheRon> beer it up on this public holiday
15:24:00 <TheRon> breast me, stat!
15:24:00 <Fez> i hear the australians won
15:24:00 <TheRon> i watched it
15:25:00 <TheRon> starc and faulkner are awesome
15:25:00 <Fez> they are
15:25:00 <Fez> maxwell did ok also
15:25:00 <TheRon> clark did his job
15:26:00 <TheRon> watto was good
15:28:00 <TheRon> ready for scotland??
15:30:00 <Fez> never
15:30:00 <Fez> theyll give us a challenge
15:34:00 <LukeWilliam> TokenDaRing
15:36:00 <TokenDaRing> hi beehhh
15:36:00 <TokenDaRing> you worm
15:36:00 <TheRon> they call me dr worm
15:38:00 <LukeWilliam> too many asian chicks from campus heading for bentley in their last sem, an easy access for some
15:38:00 <Serenity> you're not even in perth you complete spastic
15:39:00 <Serenity> give it a rest
15:39:00 <LukeWilliam> doctor doctor gimme some news i just cracked open my twin brother blues
15:39:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: he wishes he was
15:39:00 <TokenDaRing> for all his talk he's really upset about not being in Australia
15:39:00 <doctor> haha, wut?
15:39:00 <Serenity> i know he does but it fucking drives me insane
15:39:00 <Serenity> im going to actually murder him
15:39:00 <Serenity> in his sleep
15:39:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to drops of jupiter and it still makes no sense
15:40:00 <LukeWilliam> cut my sausages already for you
15:40:00 <TheRon> lorena bobbit style
15:41:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: breasts.
15:41:00 <TheRon> yes! breasts!
15:41:00 <StrykerX> TheRon is cool
15:41:00 <StrykerX> He has his priorities right.
15:42:00 <TheRon> beer and breasts
15:42:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: can we just take turns strangling him?
15:42:00 <StrykerX> Yes
15:42:00 <StrykerX> I like TheRon
15:42:00 <StrykerX> :)
15:43:00 <StrykerX> Who's being strangled?
15:43:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-09/newcastle-man-allegedly-hit-brother-over-head-with-guitar/6290744
15:43:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: beehhh
15:43:00 <StrykerX> Oh
15:43:00 <beehhh> nope wasnt me
15:43:00 <StrykerX> Carry on.
15:44:00 <beehhh> it was the cat i swear
15:44:00 <TheRon> when you get caught cheating just say it wasn't you
15:44:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, do you eat cats in your country?
15:44:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Serenity and I are going to take turns strangling you
15:44:00 <beehhh> no animals are sacred we are all vegans in india
15:44:00 <StrykerX> LL
15:44:00 <StrykerX> LOL
15:44:00 <beehhh> Animals are sacred we are all vegans in india
15:45:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm......lamb curry
15:45:00 <TokenDaRing> beef korma
15:45:00 <beehhh> holy cow, how is going to the last day of moomba
15:45:00 <slinky_J> yum korma!!!
15:45:00 <beehhh> vagina kumara
15:45:00 <slinky_J> a lot of indian dishes are so similar
15:46:00 <slinky_J> h8 it when you order from an indian joint and it's all the sauce is soupy not gravy
15:46:00 <TheRon> papadums and riata with a safron rice
15:46:00 <slinky_J> that's for all the shitty indian food.
15:46:00 <beehhh> raj on taj slinky_J on j&b together we cry in the city they live lonely
15:46:00 <slinky_J> lol!
15:47:00 <TheRon> it's not a real curry if it doesn't burn at both ends
15:47:00 <slinky_J> j&b mmm
15:47:00 <slinky_J> yeah I like mine hot
15:47:00 <beehhh> glenlevit 1lt im getting
15:47:00 <slinky_J> hot butter chicken is the only way i like butter chicken
15:47:00 <TheRon> you have it hot, thats why you have the riata
15:48:00 <TheRon> suck on some cucumber if you have to
15:48:00 <beehhh> http://www.whisky-onlineauctions.com/images/auction/12696-568.jpg
15:48:00 <beehhh> 50AUD from a dutyfree shap
15:48:00 <slinky_J> the hottness is good
15:48:00 <beehhh> maybe I should brb need to withdraw cash and deliver to this guy
15:49:00 <slinky_J> I wouldnt mind drinking this little creatures longneck
15:49:00 <slinky_J> hhrmmm
15:49:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: no one cares
15:49:00 <TokenDaRing> you dirty little toe rag
15:49:00 <ShadowLurker> you know i dont hate very many people
15:49:00 <ShadowLurker> in fact id put it to about 3 ppl
15:49:00 <TheRon> i hate joe hockey
15:49:00 <beehhh> you camol herder from northern territory
15:49:00 <ShadowLurker> but i really wanna see beehhh burn to death
15:49:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: same
15:49:00 <ShadowLurker> slowly
15:49:00 <Bonny> joe hockey is just a poor delusional child
15:49:00 <TokenDaRing> I would not mind watching him be set aflame
15:50:00 <ShadowLurker> with his eyeballs scooped out and filled with fire ants
15:50:00 <beehhh> I love scott morrission
15:50:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: please try to come here on a boat
15:50:00 <TokenDaRing> please
15:50:00 <beehhh> peter dunton is in charge is worse than morrission
15:50:00 <TheRon> they just shoot the boats now dont they?
15:51:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: they just tow them back
15:51:00 <TokenDaRing> and let them sink
15:51:00 <ShadowLurker> i see beehhh is just powerranting as usual
15:51:00 <ShadowLurker> not reading anything
15:51:00 <TheRon> not in australian waters so not australia's problem
15:51:00 <beehhh> scott morrisson is in the right postion giving pensioners a hicckup
15:52:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: why do you care
15:52:00 <TheRon> pensioners deserve everything they get
15:52:00 <TokenDaRing> you're never going to come here again
15:52:00 <TheRon> increase the pension if anything
15:52:00 <beehhh> other day you said about thai MSG
15:53:00 <TheRon> i loved the all you can eat japanese place, the dishes just keep coming
15:53:00 <beehhh> quaker hills hospitals not saying sorry and changed their name cause every victims were on pension
15:53:00 <beehhh> they probably promoted roager dean to some brisbane nursing home
15:54:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: caught norell cheating on you again?
15:54:00 <TheRon> is norrell his pet gerbel?
15:54:00 <beehhh> she was high on available medics
15:54:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: norell is his ladyboi girlfriend
15:54:00 <TokenDaRing> who won't talk about him on Facebook at all
15:54:00 <beehhh> she has a small pecker very cute
15:55:00 <TheRon> still got the package?
15:55:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh believes it's because her exs would bash him
15:55:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2lxjrki.jpg
15:56:00 <beehhh> norell like jack daniels and i like single malt we lest have something in common
15:56:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: she also likes a lot of other men too
15:56:00 <beehhh> that dont impress me much
15:56:00 <beehhh> is today womens day?
15:56:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, does Norell cheat on you regularly?
15:57:00 <StrykerX> With his other bf's?
15:57:00 <beehhh> she never did
15:57:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: she does all the time
15:57:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh just buys her bullshit stories like an idiot
15:57:00 <beehhh> no one puts their pecker in her backdoor yet before me
15:57:00 <StrykerX> I've heard otherwise beehhh
15:57:00 <TokenDaRing> she's got him wrapped around her finger
15:57:00 <beehhh> i took her virginity
15:57:00 <StrykerX> Oh, so beehhh is his bitch?
15:57:00 <TheRon> she/he?
15:58:00 <beehhh> girlyman
15:58:00 <StrykerX> Ladyboi
15:58:00 <StrykerX> So he
15:58:00 <beehhh> http://www.ladyboyspattaya.com/
15:58:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: she goes out a lot without beehhh too
15:59:00 <TokenDaRing> to "work"
15:59:00 <TheRon> i think in thailand you should crotch grab to make sure of what you're getting
15:59:00 <StrykerX> LOL
16:00:00 <beehhh> yes very easy to confused even norell herself said they are confusing to tell
16:00:00 <Serenity> id hell bang a ladyboy
16:00:00 <Serenity> but a hot one not an ugly one like norell
16:00:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
16:00:00 <TokenDaRing> norell kind of looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel
16:00:00 <beehhh> i'd bank anything that walks
16:00:00 <beehhh> bang
16:00:00 <StrykerX> beehhh, got a pic of ya mrs?
16:01:00 <beehhh> course i do
16:01:00 <StrykerX> Care to share?
16:01:00 <StrykerX> Cept asian
16:01:00 <beehhh> wait let me post a new one brb 4mins
16:02:00 <StrykerX> Ok
16:02:00 <ShadowLurker> not 3 mins
16:02:00 <ShadowLurker> not 5
16:02:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly 4 mins
16:02:00 <StrykerX> That's how quick Google loads over there.
16:02:00 <StrykerX> He has it timed.
16:03:00 <nate> count it down the most exciting moment of the day!
16:03:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet hes got to 4chan and ctrl-f tranny
16:03:00 <TheRon> high in those mountains it hard to get broadband
16:03:00 <Mew> youve gotta factor in time to blur out her acne and draw on her eyebrows in paint
16:03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:03:00 <TheRon> i'm imaging beehhh and his gf in 50 shades action
16:04:00 <TheRon> it's disturbing
16:04:00 <ShadowLurker> 50 shades of dicks
16:04:00 <Serenity> field of dicks
16:04:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
16:04:00 <beehhh> beat it beat it beat it....
16:05:00 <ShadowLurker> that was 6 mins
16:05:00 <ShadowLurker> and no pic
16:05:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/2zdrdag.jpg
16:05:00 <beehhh> tiny pic have delays
16:05:00 <Mew> lmfao how right was i?!
16:05:00 <TheRon> i'm not buying
16:05:00 <TokenDaRing> uise imgur
16:05:00 <Serenity> thats just your third world internet
16:05:00 <Mew> fucking hell
16:05:00 <TokenDaRing> tinypic is shit
16:06:00 <TokenDaRing> who the fuck uses tinypic anyway now
16:06:00 <Serenity> thats not you OR her
16:06:00 <StrykerX> I don't believe that's her
16:06:00 <StrykerX> At all
16:06:00 <Mew> thats norell
16:06:00 <beehhh> norell & I
16:06:00 <Mew> pretty sure its beehhh too
16:06:00 <Serenity> beehhh is fatter and blacker than that
16:06:00 <beehhh> would I lie to you baby would i lie to you
16:06:00 <Serenity> from pics hes shown
16:07:00 <TokenDaRing> that is Norell though
16:07:00 <TheRon> look at them it's dolly and kenny
16:07:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
16:07:00 <ShadowLurker> not even
16:07:00 <Mew> yeahs its def norell
16:07:00 <Serenity> i want to see her cock
16:07:00 <beehhh> ohh
16:07:00 <TokenDaRing> being an asian ladyboi, it wouldn't be big
16:07:00 <beehhh> very tiny
16:07:00 <Mew> the face looks like beehhhs face in that photo with the goon sack he posted religiously for like 6 months
16:07:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
16:07:00 <TheRon> serenity has given up on trying to see my cock
16:07:00 <Serenity> probs is him
16:07:00 <beehhh> she loves when i lick her
16:08:00 <Serenity> TheRon you never know me cock love
16:08:00 <ShadowLurker> draw #melb2015 on it and put the tip in your mouth beehhh
16:09:00 <TheRon> you like the bantum or the rhode island red?
16:09:00 <beehhh> not just goonshak its a french devine called grand sud merlot with black cherries wine
16:10:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
16:10:00 <Mew> goonshak lmfao
16:10:00 <TheRon> is goonshak a wine bar?
16:10:00 <beehhh> i cummed more than 3lts
16:10:00 <Mew> you just look different in the pic with norell cos you've cut the baldness off the top of the pic
16:10:00 <Mew> you sneaky fucker
16:11:00 <beehhh> prety sure i did
16:11:00 <Serenity> seeee it looks different
16:11:00 <Serenity> why
16:11:00 <Mew> does norell poke you in the ass with her little dick?
16:11:00 <Serenity> #nofilter
16:11:00 <TheRon> my momma said you can't hurry love no you'll just have to wait
16:11:00 <Mew> yeah but its definitely him still lol
16:11:00 <beehhh> i asked her but she couldnt wont reach btw my bum cheek
16:12:00 <beehhh> too tiny
16:12:00 <Mew> LMFAO
16:12:00 <TokenDaRing> I can't get over how much of a creep beehhh looks like
16:12:00 <Serenity> yeah the head shapes the same
16:12:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean wow
16:12:00 <TokenDaRing> what a sleaze
16:12:00 <Mew> you need to learn to part your cleftal horizon better
16:12:00 <TheRon> the town rapist, naughty naughty
16:12:00 <beehhh> i even offered her money to arse fuck me but she failed
16:12:00 <Serenity> butt to the sky and spread em baby
16:12:00 <TokenDaRing> so you just pay norell?
16:13:00 <TokenDaRing> she's not really your girlfriend
16:13:00 <beehhh> its our fantsay whats to you TokenDaRing
16:13:00 <TokenDaRing> just someone you give money to to stay around?
16:13:00 <beehhh> go find your own tranny and post blogs
16:13:00 <TheRon> he keeps norell locked in a basement
16:13:00 <TokenDaRing> and hits her with a shovel?
16:13:00 <TokenDaRing> that'd explain a lot
16:13:00 <beehhh> he must be sick with his german milf already
16:13:00 <Mew> i wanted extra cash to go to nightclubs on saturday night so i hustled $50 out of ben for butt sex
16:13:00 <Mew> you can still charge in relationships
16:13:00 <Mew> just not as often
16:14:00 <TheRon> mew, you whore!
16:14:00 <beehhh> im in love
16:14:00 <Mew> boo you whore!
16:14:00 <beehhh> things just keep getting better
16:14:00 <simba> mental
16:14:00 <beehhh> nate will you marry me to australia
16:15:00 <TheRon> $50 is that all, you should've haggled
16:15:00 <beehhh> simba will
16:15:00 <Mew> i was pretty cashed up i just wanted a bit more for fringe shows and stuff
16:15:00 <Mew> 50 was the magic number
16:16:00 <TheRon> you didn't start at 150 and work back??
16:16:00 <Mew> maybe if i was a prostitute for a living lol
16:16:00 <beehhh> one marry me one marry norell who wants what
16:17:00 <TheRon> i love paradise by the dashboard light
16:17:00 <beehhh> cat begs for sausage with one arm standing
16:17:00 <beehhh> i gave her three already comes from denmark
16:18:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
16:18:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought he didn't want to come back here
16:18:00 <TheRon> what are you doing to that cat?
16:19:00 <TheRon> simba it's 420!!
16:19:00 <simba> go blaze it at bastardly ones
16:20:00 <TheRon> i'm scared, he'd give me his whole life story
16:20:00 <TheRon> and you can't leave
16:20:00 <simba> its a joke of course
16:20:00 <TheRon> what joke?
16:21:00 <TheRon> nah b1 only smokes for medicinal purposes
16:21:00 <simba> the joke is smoking with him
16:22:00 <TheRon> ah yes i dare you
16:22:00 <simba> i only like funny jokes
16:22:00 <simba> i cant see humor in being in balarat
16:22:00 <TheRon> simba your joke was more scary
16:23:00 <simba> sorry
16:25:00 <slinky_J> only smokes for medicinal purposes lol
16:25:00 <slinky_J> right..
16:26:00 <TheRon> i only have beers for medicinal purposes
16:26:00 <simba> any 45 year old with back problems that smokes weed is going to try that one though
16:26:00 <simba> the old it helps my back
16:26:00 <simba> may as well try it
16:30:00 <slinky_J> my gf is 45
16:31:00 <slinky_J> i visit her grave every day <3
16:34:00 <simba> this ones about TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgcovIu3k9o
16:35:00 <TheRon> fucken awesome?
16:35:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to accidently kelly street and i like it
16:37:00 <simba> r kelly sounds a bit like accidentally kelly st
16:37:00 <TheRon> i remember r. kelly being in court and pissing all over everybody
16:37:00 <TheRon> oh wait that was chappelle's show
16:37:00 <simba> he's a pisser
16:37:00 <simba> he pee on baby girl
16:41:00 <Skirmish> Fucking Frente.
16:41:00 <TheRon> it worries me that i know words to james reyne songs
16:41:00 <Skirmish> Oh look it's Kuniva visiting.
16:41:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: bizzarre love triangle was good
16:42:00 <Skirmish> ThomasChefferson: Have the police served you with the order yet?
16:42:00 <TokenDaRing> hey joel
16:42:00 <TheRon> mr jefferson was a pedo on south park
16:42:00 <Skirmish> Sounds legit.
16:43:00 <TokenDaRing> hey ashleighXtrinity
16:44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> o/
16:44:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it going?
16:44:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Pre good u
16:44:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah not bad
16:44:00 <TokenDaRing> spoken to psYbR lately?
16:45:00 <psYbR> eh
16:45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> No
16:45:00 <psYbR> oh LOL
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> he's a stand up dude you should
16:45:00 <psYbR> yeah bitch is avoiding me
16:45:00 <TheRon> regurgitator - !
16:45:00 <Skirmish> You put a baby inside her! Why is she avoiding you?
16:46:00 <Skirmish> Did she turn it into a baby smoothie?
16:46:00 <psYbR> fked if I know, maybe she's pissed at me
16:46:00 <ashleighXtrinity> ^
16:46:00 <TokenDaRing> why are you pissed at him?
16:47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Well its not like im sore but he just talks to me like shit and it gets old
16:48:00 <psYbR> :/
16:48:00 <slinky_J> n ur havin a babby together
16:48:00 <slinky_J> aw
16:48:00 <TheRon> i see a knocked up movie
16:48:00 <psYbR> no we aren't
16:49:00 <Skirmish> That is ashleighXtrinity's decision psYbR, not yours.
16:49:00 <Skirmish> If she wants to have your baby, then you had best get used to dealing with child support. They're a bunch of assholes.
16:49:00 <psYbR> lol bit late for that, it got the big ol scooperoo
16:49:00 <TheRon> bachelor girl - busses and trains is an underrated song
16:50:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Charming psYbR, such class
16:50:00 <Floss> oh my goodness....
16:50:00 <Floss> that is terrible
16:50:00 <TheRon> psYbR: had the paternity test??
16:50:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Skirmish, i would rather kill it than ha e to tell it psYbR is its dad
16:50:00 <Skirmish> ashleighXtrinity could need some comfort in a time like this. Having an abortion can be an emotional time.
16:51:00 <Skirmish> Stop talking to her like shit psYbR.
16:51:00 <TheRon> abortions are good, get that vaccuum right up there
16:51:00 <psYbR> yes dad
16:51:00 <TokenDaRing> ashleighXtrinity: how does he talk to you like shit?
16:51:00 <Skirmish> I live in the same town as you both. You start being nice or I will get your address off ashleighXtrinity and I will come and teach you some manners! *shadow boxes*
16:52:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't want a kid born in adelaide
16:52:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Ill happily hand it over
16:52:00 <psYbR> bl, I've moved
16:52:00 <TheRon> worse than frankston
16:52:00 <Floss> jeez..something like that would be awful to go through...
16:52:00 <Floss> not cool to joke about it
16:52:00 <Skirmish> Didn't you live just down the road from each other?
16:52:00 <psYbR> not any more
16:53:00 <Skirmish> What are the odds.
16:53:00 <psYbR> but come have a cone Skirmish
16:53:00 <Skirmish> I don't do drugs.
16:53:00 <psYbR> change your mind Skirmish
16:53:00 <nate> drugs do me!
16:53:00 <Floss> i do drugs, i hit the caffee hard this morning
16:53:00 <dinogy> anyone from toorak?
16:53:00 <Floss> im hardcore
16:53:00 <TheRon> you should see fathers day in wendouree west, all these kids just crossing the street it's amazing
16:54:00 <Skirmish> Can I bring some friends with me psYbR? I am working with NSW police at the moment .... they'd love to come visit you! :P
16:54:00 <dinogy> no because toorak people are too busy with their money to be on this damn channel
16:54:00 <TheRon> i imagine it's same in adelaide and frankston
16:55:00 <psYbR> sure thing, I'll introduce you to the neighbours. I can literally feel the radiant heat from their colourbond roof from all the grow lights
16:56:00 <Skirmish> lol
16:58:00 <TheRon> the presets - my people
17:04:00 <British^Meat> The Presets? Really?
17:04:00 <TheRon> hilltop hoods - nosebleed section
17:04:00 <TheRon> it's aussie
17:04:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't listen to a whole albumn
17:05:00 <British^Meat> weird
17:05:00 <TheRon> i found an 80 from oz cd
17:07:00 <TheRon> i do like something for kate
17:07:00 <wanderer> dick in a box?
17:09:00 <TheRon> new from kfc, dick in a box
17:09:00 <TokenDaRing> dick benaud in a box
17:09:00 <TokenDaRing> get one on the way to the cricket
17:09:00 <TheRon> richie benaud is sacred so don't
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> he'll be in a box soon
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> the old codger
17:10:00 <TheRon> legend
17:10:00 <TokenDaRing> has he gone senile yet?
17:10:00 <TheRon> legend is bandied around a lot but richie is a legend
17:10:00 <TheRon> not at all
17:14:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehfjl8CgP9Y
17:15:00 <TheRon> treaty yeah, treaty now
17:21:00 <TheRon> don't you know to cry in shame when you've got yourself to blame
17:32:00 <TheRon> horror movie right there on my tv
17:38:00 <TheRon> when the river runs dry you will return to the scene of the crime
17:42:00 <TheRon> howzat! you missed the bat i caught you out howzat!
17:46:00 <TheRon> no ddole for Nikky` makes Nikky` something something
17:46:00 <TheRon> doodle
17:47:00 <Nikky`> lol makes me still me?
17:47:00 <TheRon> probably
17:48:00 <Picard> i have a hardon
17:48:00 <TokenDaRing> wife won't do anything about it Picard?
17:48:00 <TheRon> trent cotchin will do that
17:50:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: would do six things to joel selwood that are completely illegal
17:52:00 <TheRon> oh wait that could be me
17:52:00 <doctor> kill, maim, decapitate, dismember, burn, bury?
17:52:00 <TheRon> no
17:52:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy TheRon.. you can sometimes come out with shite like beeh - pls don't
17:52:00 <TheRon> parked in a loading zone
17:55:00 <TheRon> damn!
17:56:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:56:00 <British^Meat> TheBeeeh
17:56:00 <British^Meat> quite apt
17:58:00 <Nikky`> I didn't mean for him to quit
17:58:00 <Nikky`> wb steven
18:29:00 <slinky_J> neone for sex with fruit?
18:29:00 <stebie> no thanks, have already had four serves of fruit today
18:37:00 <Nikky`> four serves you say stebie
18:42:00 <stebie> that is correct, dear
18:42:00 <Nikky`> What kind of fruit? it is important
18:43:00 <stebie> but why?
18:43:00 <Nikky`> I said so?
18:43:00 <Nikky`> Why answer back
18:43:00 <Nikky`> thought you knew better
18:44:00 <slinky_J> any fruit!
18:52:00 <slinky_J> fruit mating has never been caught on film
19:03:00 <slinky_J> yo is everybody in church?
19:03:00 <slinky_J> worshipping glob
19:04:00 <milk> dont be down on the big man
19:04:00 <milk> just look to the big mans son
19:06:00 <slinky_J> whoeth b dat?
19:06:00 <milk> the gee buss
19:15:00 <slinky_J> i shall write sir a letter
19:18:00 <Serenity> jeepers
19:19:00 <Serenity> just looked for a movie on kickass... and this came up
19:19:00 <Serenity> [Blacked] Karla Kush (Perfect Blonde With 2 Monster Black Cocks - 08.12.14) LQ rq.mp4
19:19:00 <psYbR> nice, would watch
19:19:00 <Serenity> not reeeaalllyy what i was looking for
19:20:00 <milk> maybe you like futanari
19:20:00 <psYbR> who doesnt
19:20:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: that sounds hot
19:20:00 <TokenDaRing> did you give it a try?
19:20:00 <Serenity> i did no
19:20:00 <Serenity> t
19:20:00 <TokenDaRing> come on
19:21:00 <TokenDaRing> its TWO monster black cocks
19:21:00 <psYbR> i thought you were game sez
19:21:00 <TokenDaRing> who can say no to that
19:21:00 <psYbR> defs not me TokenDaRing
19:21:00 <TokenDaRing> me either
19:21:00 <Serenity> just one monster cock would do me right now
19:21:00 <psYbR> hi Bonny
19:22:00 <Bonny> yo
19:22:00 <psYbR> how're you
19:22:00 <Bonny> good thanks.. yourself?
19:22:00 <milk> whenever I want a monster cock , I just get on the train and aska group of aborigines whos got the biggest dick
19:22:00 <Serenity> ohh speaking of people who like monster cocks
19:22:00 <Serenity> HI BONNY
19:22:00 <psYbR> awesome Bonny! just spent the last few hours pulling an engine out of a car so its good to sit down with a beer
19:23:00 <Bonny> lol
19:23:00 <Bonny> cool
19:23:00 <Bonny> I did fuck all today
19:23:00 <Bonny> yo Serenity
19:25:00 <Serenity> ive been running around all day and now i have to think about what to do for dinner
19:25:00 <Serenity> massive loads of cbf
19:27:00 <Bonny> I had stuffed calamari for dinner
19:29:00 <Serenity> that sounds delish
19:29:00 <Bonny> it was.. :)
19:30:00 <Bonny> mum stuffs the calmari with rice mixture and cooks it over the stove
19:30:00 <Serenity> hnnggg yum
19:30:00 <Bonny> hehe
19:34:00 <couleurs> *~Hi EvErYBoDy~*
19:35:00 <faux> Hi Dr nick
19:35:00 <Bonny> Serenity.. http://greekfood.about.com/od/fishentrees/r/kalamarak_yem.htm
19:35:00 <Bonny> hey ooomp :)
19:35:00 <Bonny> hi couleurs
19:35:00 <ooomp> Evening
19:35:00 <slinky_J> i want ice cream with whipped cream and ice magic
19:35:00 <Dugnuts> then go get some
19:36:00 <faux> I had the biggest craving for ice cream at midnight
19:36:00 <slinky_J> hellz no!
19:36:00 <slinky_J> mmmmm
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi Bonny
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi faux
19:36:00 <faux> Bring back my bonny to me to me
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi Dugnuts
19:36:00 <ooomp> couleurs my love
19:36:00 <stebie> hi ooomp
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi slinky_J
19:36:00 <stebie> hi couleurs
19:36:00 <Bonny> wrong bonny
19:36:00 <Bonny> it's bonnie
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi stebie
19:36:00 <stebie> stuff the rest of ya
19:36:00 <ooomp> stebie o/
19:36:00 <stebie> jokes
19:36:00 <faux> I know ok
19:36:00 <Bonny> lol
19:36:00 <faux> Sounds the same
19:37:00 <couleurs> phew what a list!!!!!!!!!! my shopping list is shorter!!!!!!!!!!
19:37:00 <faux> lol
19:37:00 <Bonny> one is a proper noun and other is an adjective
19:37:00 <faux> ...
19:37:00 <ooomp> stebie, I still haven't researched what I was meant to.
19:37:00 <couleurs> nutri grain, milk.... yep that's it
19:37:00 <faux> Hi nikky
19:37:00 <couleurs> IREN MAN FOED
19:37:00 <stebie> ooomp, i forgot what you were meant to research
19:37:00 <slinky_J> hi couleurs
19:37:00 <Bonny> wb Nikky`
19:37:00 <ooomp> Nikky` :)
19:37:00 <stebie> welcome back Nikky` <3
19:38:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky``````````````````````````````````````
19:38:00 <ooomp> stebie, so have I -_-
19:38:00 <stebie> ._.
19:38:00 <faux> Researching my anus
19:38:00 <couleurs> Spicey.
19:38:00 <stebie> faux, such a broad topic, can you be more specific?
19:38:00 <Bonny> I stretched my anus today
19:38:00 <stebie> D:
19:38:00 <ooomp> I think it was something to do with food and beer and some weird combination
19:39:00 <Bonny> lol
19:39:00 <stebie> aw
19:39:00 <faux> Omg
19:39:00 <faux> Dangerous guy!!!
19:39:00 <Nikky`> Hey faux :o)
19:39:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Bonny :o)
19:39:00 <faux> I almost missed u
19:39:00 <mrdanger> hullo thur
19:39:00 <Nikky`> ooomp :o)
19:39:00 <Nikky`> thank you stebie <3
19:39:00 <Nikky`> Hey couleurs :o)
19:39:00 <Bonny> you're welcome, Nikky`
19:39:00 <stebie> ooomp, that could be it, still don't remember
19:39:00 <mrdanger> thats almost nice foe
19:39:00 <faux> Ty
19:39:00 <stebie> my memory, she's a slackin'
19:39:00 <faux> How u been
19:40:00 <mrdanger> purdy good
19:40:00 <mrdanger> yourself?
19:40:00 <faux> Eh I been sick
19:40:00 <ooomp> Its ok. I'll forget it and move onto eating this apple
19:40:00 <faux> But surviving
19:40:00 <mrdanger> that blows
19:40:00 <stebie> ooomp, sounds good to me \m/
19:40:00 <stebie> but i'm sure i'll toss and turn about what we discussed previously
19:40:00 <stebie> restless sleeps ahead
19:41:00 <Nikky`> I don't want a restless sleep so lets not discuss it again
19:41:00 <stebie> restless sleep, restless sleep, restless sleep
19:41:00 <stebie> you are getting restlessly sleepy......
19:42:00 <couleurs> the yang n teh rustliss
19:42:00 <Nikky`> Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
19:42:00 <stebie> couleurs, have you played fifa today?
19:42:00 <ooomp> stebie, I'll search the logs if I must
19:42:00 <mrdanger> faux: anything ecviting happened lately?
19:42:00 <faux> Yah
19:42:00 <faux> My dad is back in aus
19:42:00 <couleurs> nope, i only got home like 45 mins ago
19:42:00 <faux> And my sister :D
19:42:00 <mrdanger> cool balls
19:42:00 <faux> And his wife obv
19:42:00 <couleurs> y did u buy a ps4 + fifa stebie
19:43:00 <Nikky`> Forever faux?
19:43:00 <stebie> couleurs, nah
19:43:00 <couleurs> y not
19:43:00 <faux> Yeah dad is back forevs but they were granted a 3 month holiday visa until her spousal visa gets approved
19:43:00 <faux> :D
19:43:00 <faux> So they'll have to go back then come back forevs when it's approved
19:43:00 <Nikky`> That is exciting news then
19:43:00 <mrdanger> noice
19:43:00 <faux> Tis
19:44:00 <faux> What about you dangerous guy
19:44:00 <couleurs> get a ps4 n fifa already everyone thank u
19:44:00 <faux> What'd the happs
19:44:00 <faux> What's*
19:44:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:44:00 <stebie> couleurs, done!
19:44:00 <mrdanger> not much, job hunt
19:45:00 <mrdanger> and I mean hunt in the loosest of terms
19:45:00 <faux> Have you graduated yet
19:45:00 <mrdanger> like I wait here and hope a job comes to me
19:45:00 <faux> Lol
19:45:00 <couleurs> ps4 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
19:45:00 <mrdanger> I finished in november, graduation is technically april but same deal
19:46:00 <bee_girl> oo00oo
19:46:00 <mrdanger> I missed all the grad jobs last year because I was working, so I have to apply for next years shit
19:46:00 <bee_girl> ok ok
19:46:00 <mrdanger> which starts about now
19:46:00 <mrdanger> but in the mean time I have no money
19:46:00 <mrdanger> but my sugar mumma keeps me going
19:47:00 <couleurs> pics
19:47:00 <mrdanger> I should probably get a job, I've been bumming since december
19:47:00 <faux> Yeah pocd
19:47:00 <faux> Pocs
19:47:00 <faux> Pics
19:47:00 <faux> Fuck
19:47:00 <mrdanger> hah
19:47:00 <mrdanger> you prob saw her on the fb faux
19:47:00 <faux> You're not on my fb
19:48:00 <mrdanger> yeah but I've seen you comment on baz's shit
19:48:00 <Picard> hello
19:48:00 <mrdanger> and I have also done the same
19:48:00 <faux> But your profile pic is u
19:48:00 <mrdanger> pay attention to the world faux, jeez
19:48:00 <faux> In it?
19:48:00 <faux> Innit*
19:48:00 <Picard> faux hello darling
19:48:00 <dinogy> mrdanger you're not i.t are you
19:48:00 <faux> PiS off liver spotted dick
19:48:00 <mrdanger> its actually me and my bro at the moment but it was me and my gf for ages
19:48:00 <faux> I don't recall
19:48:00 <faux> Brb stalking u
19:48:00 <mrdanger> eh
19:48:00 <Picard> thats nasty faux
19:49:00 <faux> Damn I forgot your surname
19:49:00 <mrdanger> hah
19:49:00 <mrdanger> sweet burn
19:49:00 <Picard> who are u stalking?
19:49:00 <StrykerX> Picard will know
19:49:00 <slinky_J> post the pic
19:49:00 <StrykerX> He stalks everyone
19:49:00 <slinky_J> i like pix
19:49:00 <faux> K I found
19:49:00 <faux> Aw
19:49:00 <faux> She's cute
19:49:00 <Picard> StrykerX u are safe, i only like guys who are hung
19:49:00 <faux> You look like van gogh
19:49:00 <Nikky`> Nothing wrong with a bit of stalking - I stalk StrykerX
19:50:00 <StrykerX> Nikky can stalk me anyday ;)
19:50:00 <Serenity> he is picard ;)
19:50:00 <Nikky`> I know my dear
19:50:00 <StrykerX> And Serenity speaks from experience ;)
19:50:00 <Picard> if it aint 8" i dont want it
19:50:00 <Serenity> :o
19:50:00 <faux> Can everyone stop winking its making me uncomfortable
19:51:00 <Nikky`> Sure faux ;o)
19:51:00 <StrykerX> faux ;)
19:51:00 <mrdanger> faux, I can't say I've heard that one before
19:51:00 <faux> Only in that pic
19:51:00 <faux> With your gf
19:51:00 <faux> Lol
19:51:00 <Serenity> ;)
19:51:00 <couleurs> dose n e 1 wanna stalk me ;)
19:51:00 <StrykerX> No
19:51:00 <faux> lmao
19:52:00 <stebie> sure, i'll steal your ps4
19:52:00 <StrykerX> stebie is worth a stalk too ;)
19:52:00 <couleurs> no no no no no no no no
19:52:00 <stebie> no >:|
19:52:00 <Serenity> id rather stalk a 3 legged blind chihuahua than couleurs
19:52:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: do you like Daft Punk?
19:52:00 <faux> Someone once showed me a pic of "couleurs"
19:52:00 <stebie> chehuehue
19:53:00 <faux> I highly doubt it was him
19:53:00 <faux> Was some neckbeard
19:53:00 <couleurs> they're ok TokenDaRing
19:53:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, do you send fake pix?
19:53:00 <couleurs> nope
19:54:00 <couleurs> i'm not a neckbeard!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:54:00 <doctor> I already stalk you couleurs
19:54:00 <Nikky`> You never stalk me doctor :o(
19:54:00 <StrykerX> I stalked Nikky once
19:55:00 <doctor> that you know of ;)
19:55:00 <couleurs> i just bought a new braun shaverrr -_-
19:55:00 <StrykerX> Then a constable took me for a spin
19:55:00 <Nikky`> Oooooh
19:55:00 <couleurs> bzzzzbzzzzzbzzzzz
19:55:00 <Serenity> couleurs would be super skinny, maybe a little like longie, but really spotty n oily
19:55:00 <doctor> i'm very good at what I do
19:55:00 <Nikky`> lol but I said try again StrykerX..still waiting
19:55:00 <mrdanger> I am going to eat food.
19:55:00 <mrdanger> 6
19:55:00 <StrykerX> Dont' call the cops this time!
19:55:00 <couleurs> i'm not super skinny or spotty or oily
19:55:00 <Nikky`> I didn't last time..I just have neighbours who look after me
19:56:00 <Serenity> you are to me
19:56:00 <slinky_J> couleurs is a pizza?
19:56:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
19:56:00 <slinky_J> yuuummmmmmm
19:56:00 <Nikky`> I want some chocolate but..stupid me has brushed n flossed already
19:56:00 <Nikky`> Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
19:57:00 <slinky_J> so
19:57:00 <couleurs> PRiZzAa
19:57:00 <slinky_J> have some anyway
19:57:00 <slinky_J> and just rinse with water
19:57:00 <Nikky`> Nah it won't taste nice with brushed minty teeth
19:58:00 <slinky_J> mint chocolate!
19:58:00 <slinky_J> ;)
19:59:00 <Nikky`> lol I do have the new mint kit kat
19:59:00 <slinky_J> yum
20:01:00 <couleurs> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131228190239/villains/images/6/67/Cain.jpg
20:01:00 <couleurs> me
20:02:00 <couleurs> j/k it's B1
20:02:00 <stebie> ow
20:02:00 <British^Meat> yer, i thought it was some drug fucked POS from Robocop 2
20:02:00 <British^Meat> not too far of the mark am i?
20:02:00 <couleurs> :o
20:03:00 <couleurs> deaf or a lie you're coming on me
20:03:00 <couleurs> -- mardi gras robocop
20:04:00 <couleurs> only 8 hours until teh appel watch u guys!!!!!!!!!!!
20:05:00 <couleurs> WatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatchWatch
20:06:00 <British^Meat> SAEMON ALERT XC IS SAEMON
20:07:00 <nate> saemon everywhere!
20:10:00 <stebie> are you sure?
20:10:00 <stebie> he looks like a legitimate chatter
20:10:00 <couleurs> i'm a legitimate chatter
20:11:00 <stebie> no
20:11:00 <stebie> get out
20:11:00 <couleurs> Ok
20:11:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i am afraid i have been lead to believe that it is indeed Saemon
20:11:00 <British^Meat> As it is written
20:12:00 <Nikky`> And once its written
20:12:00 <wanderer> just like the bible
20:12:00 <wanderer> or was it the koran
20:12:00 <British^Meat> if im wrong may i be struck down
20:12:00 <StrykerX> By "god"?
20:12:00 <wanderer> still there?
20:12:00 <British^Meat> but if ye chats with your op contemporaries (sp) u will indeed see that it is that guy
20:13:00 <British^Meat> will u chat with us xc?
20:13:00 <StrykerX> Where's Lwaxana?s
20:14:00 <StrykerX> She has his ip ranges
20:15:00 <faux> if ye chats
20:16:00 <stebie> iunno
20:20:00 <British^Meat> oh my
20:20:00 <Picard> well.
20:21:00 <Lish> Well.
20:22:00 <Picard> oh its Lish
20:22:00 <Lish> Yup
20:22:00 <Lish> I'm awesome
20:22:00 <Picard> damn.
20:23:00 <Lish> You wish you were as awesome as me
20:24:00 <Picard> lol
20:36:00 <Picard> lol hit a nerve i think
20:36:00 <Picard> :P
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Mr Baldy
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> that is you innit?
20:37:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:37:00 <StrykerX> Picard was raging elsehwere
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> the pedo Mr Baldy
20:37:00 <StrykerX> I feel for that guy a little
20:37:00 <Picard> lol @ b1
20:37:00 <Picard> didnt that cunt die?
20:37:00 <faux> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
20:38:00 <Picard> did u share a cell with him at ararat?
20:39:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, you're just in time
20:39:00 <Serenity> now dont you think, if you're going to rage about people calling YOU a pedo that you should refrain from calling other people pedos
20:39:00 <StrykerX> Picard is on the border of a meltdown
20:39:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One wont ever learn
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> ?
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> oh nice
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: b1 is better than you
20:39:00 <Picard> he runs off to lwaxana as soon as he hears the word pedo
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> you could learn from him
20:40:00 <British^Meat> B.O.
20:40:00 <TokenDaRing> so do you Picard
20:40:00 <TokenDaRing> lets be honest here
20:41:00 <StrykerX> loll
20:41:00 <Picard> The Certificate IV course is offered as a three-day quickCAT™ class for the very competitive price of $1,45
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> actually fucktard
20:42:00 <Picard> At the conclusion of this three-day class students have the option of completing an additional two days of class to obtain the BSB51413 Diploma of Project Management. This is available for an additional fee of $1,000.
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> ask TokenDaRing and StrykerX ... I've been quiet for hours
20:42:00 <Picard> gotta love these dodgy training organisations
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am actually busy
20:42:00 <Picard> well get back to it, and shut the fuck up.
20:42:00 <Picard> Zade hello
20:42:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, you don't need to justify yourself to him
20:42:00 <StrykerX> Seriously.
20:43:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
20:43:00 <Zade> hello Picard
20:43:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's just beating the same drum he's had for the last ten years
20:43:00 <nate> yeah hi hot in spicey zade
20:43:00 <StrykerX> Anyone with a brain knows you're far better than he is Bastardly_One
20:43:00 <Zade> hello nate
20:43:00 <nate> better at?
20:43:00 <nate> ping pong
20:43:00 <nate> drinking beers whilst ping pong
20:44:00 <nate> having sex on ping pong table
20:44:00 <nate> thus crushing it
20:44:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One if u care to scroll up u will see u attacked me, so shut the fuck up cunt
20:44:00 <Picard> how are u Zade
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Mr Baldy
20:45:00 <Zade> good ta Picard and yourself?
20:46:00 <Picard> going good thanks
20:46:00 <Picard> lol @ b1
20:46:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: stop playing the victim game ok
20:46:00 <TokenDaRing> you're never the victim
20:46:00 <nate> choke him!
20:46:00 <Picard> this coming from bloke who begged my 15yo neighbour to run away and meet him in geelong
20:46:00 <TokenDaRing> you're just an over-inflated buffon
20:47:00 <nate> now thats grindin!
20:47:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u are a cretin
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard stop projecting
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: if someone set you ablaze, it'd cause a major grease fire
20:48:00 <Picard> :P
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:53] <Picard> shut down!!
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> please tell me how
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Picard
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> no one's impressed, mouse dick
20:56:00 <Serenity> if you assholes are gonna bitch and fucking carry on at each other all night im banning the lot of you for a week
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'll be waiting a long tie
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> *time
20:56:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One Picard StrykerX
20:56:00 <Serenity> all of you
20:57:00 <Picard> :p im done
20:57:00 <Picard> said my bit
20:57:00 <Picard> for once i was the victim here
20:57:00 <nate> hes the bali 9 victim
20:57:00 <Picard> hang those cunts
20:57:00 <Serenity> im just saying so everyone knows
20:57:00 <Serenity> i dont need sob stories
20:58:00 <Picard> so if one cunt keeps it up we are all banned?
20:58:00 <Picard> anyone been watching Gallipoli?
21:01:00 <Zade> no
21:02:00 <Picard> y not?
21:02:00 <Picard> its our history
21:03:00 <Zade> i think neighbours is on at the same time
21:05:00 <Picard> lol
21:05:00 <Picard> its on now u fool
21:05:00 <slinky_J> fuck gallipoli
21:05:00 <slinky_J> what a shit show
21:05:00 <Picard> why?
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fucking stupid bitch this woman is ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-09/gabrielle-mcmullin-stands-by-sexual-harassment-comments/6292066
21:17:00 <couleurs> yeh well i'm in div 6 online in the fifa so there u go
21:17:00 <couleurs> BiG^LEaGue
21:18:00 <Lish> Brooklyn nine nine time
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> Div 6?
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were live Div 5 ages ago
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: is that good?
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still Div 7 ... not played since the day we last spoke about Fut
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Div 5 is good for your own team
21:24:00 <stebie> fifa 16!!!
21:27:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/WkIMZ1HcX-8
21:28:00 <couleurs> no i was div 7 and then fell to 8 now i'm going to win div 6 so i go to div 5 which is half way
21:28:00 <couleurs> so that's good
21:29:00 <couleurs> #mathes
21:29:00 <couleurs> this is oneline not FUT bs
21:29:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:30:00 <couleurs> woopwoop
21:31:00 <couleurs> bvb
21:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get how you can just play that game every spare moment you have though
21:32:00 <couleurs> fifa is love... fifa is life.
21:32:00 <Picard> dont u do that?
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and not the same game either
21:33:00 <Picard> ok
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I spread my time now on other interests
21:33:00 <couleurs> each fifa match is different online cos you play an actual person so it doesn't get boring?????
21:33:00 <xm> IRC is a game. Bastardly_One, you won yet?
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> never xm
21:34:00 <Picard> who has seen american sniper
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> American Lies
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've seen it
21:34:00 <couleurs> also there's like 200 teams to pick from.... i don't sit around picking liverpool each and every time and playing the computer on easy thank u bery much Hahahaah!!!!!!
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> well made ... not my kind of movie though
21:35:00 <Picard> i liked it
21:35:00 <Picard> as i did Unbroken
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't played easy for 15 at all couleurs
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> seen Birdman?
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of people didn't like the direction and shit
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the quirky direction and the internal ranting dialogue
21:36:00 <Picard> no
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't mind left of centre
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd highly recommend it
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> was surprised to see it get an Oscar though ... didn't think everyone would get into it
21:37:00 <simba> if hes into meatheaded blockbusters like 'american sniper' why would he want something left of centre
21:37:00 <simba> its Picard
21:37:00 <simba> the guy is armchairs and whatevers on telly
21:37:00 <simba> internet explorer and tinned beans
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he might open his mind to more than generic crap?
21:38:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks*
21:38:00 <British^Meat> simba rox
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you're right
21:38:00 <simba> old people are set in their ways
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> most
21:39:00 <simba> lol
21:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just cannot believe chris kyle has been made a hero
21:39:00 <Bastardly_One> with a book full of lies
21:39:00 <milk> hey Bastardly_One are you gonna pay the rent in raps?
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> milk, ummmmmmmmmmm ... what?
21:40:00 <simba> chris kyle sandilands
21:40:00 <milk> this guys been stealing my internet and he's gonna pay in raps
21:42:00 <couleurs> lol @ internet explorer and tinned beans
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice dear
21:42:00 <couleurs> so Picard
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> (has no idea what you mean but yeah)
21:43:00 <TokenDaRing> isn't kyle sandilands actually really poor?
21:43:00 <couleurs> american sniper was lame, eastwood makes worse movies each year now
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I kicked something in rage hours ago
21:43:00 <couleurs> he probably doesn't even make them now, just slaps his name on it
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and my foot still hurts
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> think I bruised it or some shit
21:44:00 <couleurs> isn't he like 200 years old now, he couldn't even direct himself to the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:44:00 <simba> <TokenDaRing> isn't kyle sandilands actually really poor? - probably, what kinda jobs has he had l8ly
21:44:00 <TokenDaRing> no idea
21:44:00 <simba> prob none
21:44:00 <TokenDaRing> I read somewhere a while back that he rents all his stuff
21:44:00 <TokenDaRing> like appliances and everything
21:45:00 <simba> spent all his money on the painting of himself
21:46:00 <Serenity> lol saemon
21:46:00 <slinky_J> book full of LIES
21:46:00 <slinky_J> cool SVU is about porn tonite
21:46:00 <slinky_J> wooo
21:46:00 <slinky_J> this slut deserves what ever she gets
21:47:00 <DoC> LOL
21:47:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One and The Book of LIES
21:48:00 <simba> the #melbourne logs
21:48:00 <milk> Baqstardly_One is on the renters black list
21:48:00 <TokenDaRing> good to know
21:49:00 <TokenDaRing> that was a epic tale, milk
21:49:00 <TokenDaRing> please, do go on
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am actually
21:49:00 <milk> well she cant take out a lease with anyone listed with a real estate agent
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> because of a now close friend ... he burnt my house down after I moved out
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> long story but we
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> became close friends and still are to this day
21:50:00 <milk> so it looks like cardboard boxes in the street for Bastardly_one
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a favourite salvos bin
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> in a maccas carpark too
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> so I have wifi sorted too
21:51:00 <milk> good stuff
21:52:00 <milk> hope you enjoy being raped by lebbo gangs
21:53:00 <slinky_J> u take from salvo bins?
21:53:00 <milk> its like a cubby house
21:54:00 <slinky_J> lebos dont rape
21:54:00 <slinky_J> they cant get it up
21:54:00 <Picard> hopefully someone sets fire to the bin with u in it :)
21:54:00 <slinky_J> its y they r so angry all the time
21:54:00 <slinky_J> they gotta look at goat porn b4 they can fuck their wives
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> i reckon its the short man complex
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> ever seen a tall lebo?
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and most short men have short men complex
21:55:00 <slinky_J> i dont know if ive ever seen one
21:55:00 <slinky_J> they so hairy
21:55:00 <nate> yeah theres one on fatpizza
21:55:00 <slinky_J> all look like cousin it
21:55:00 <nate> rocko
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> rocko is a freak leb
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> on average they're like as short as me if not shorter
21:57:00 <Picard> i rate lebos on the same level as turks
21:57:00 <Picard> fucking scum
21:58:00 <slinky_J> sif ruin rockos modern life by callin a leb rocko
21:58:00 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
22:00:00 <Serenity> his name is rocky
22:01:00 <Serenity> and theres heaps of tall lebs
22:01:00 <slinky_J> im not attracted to the S.V.U chick now she is old and fat
22:01:00 <slinky_J> :/
22:01:00 <slinky_J> used to be sexy
22:02:00 <nate> just have a few beers
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> force fed more than we're fed in the wild, grazed on a mash that could kill a child
22:08:00 <MattyP> quiet in here..
22:11:00 <couleurs> 100% made in australia and fucken bloody proud of it 4 fucking lyf motherfucka
22:11:00 <simba> is every1 ok
22:12:00 <Picard> yes, we are listening to Bastardly_One
22:12:00 <Picard> well reading him
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> I wasn't
22:13:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh
22:13:00 <Picard> well u should
22:14:00 <couleurs> read this 8========D
22:15:00 <nate> (_/*\_)
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to play fifa?
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> because
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
22:20:00 <couleurs> y do u even own the game
22:26:00 <Picard> why ask?
22:28:00 <nate> does ThomasChefferson type?:)
22:28:00 <nate> what a misfit
22:28:00 <British^Meat> is trouble....
22:28:00 <simba> he types plenty
22:29:00 <nate> hes playing hard to get
22:29:00 <simba> kkkkkkkkk
22:30:00 <fangs124> so uh, mumba festival is a thing apparently
22:30:00 <ThomasChefferson> picard....wassup turdburgla??
22:30:00 <fangs124> just went back
22:31:00 <ThomasChefferson> im multi accounting, this my uni laptop, my other laptop is logged in as AzzA
22:31:00 <ThomasChefferson> nate ^^
22:32:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck got your attention?
22:32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see
22:32:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to uni work
22:32:00 <TokenDaRing> hey azza
22:32:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol :(
22:33:00 <ThomasChefferson> sup TokenDaRing
22:35:00 <couleurs> AzzA_FiFa
22:35:00 <Picard> how are u ThomasChefferson
22:38:00 <wanderer> gi joe is a shit movie
22:38:00 <ThomasChefferson> couleurs...not tonight man, im snowed in with studies
22:38:00 <ThomasChefferson> got 2 assignments due tonight
22:39:00 <couleurs> np
22:40:00 <nate> is he studying womens panties he stole last night?
22:40:00 <couleurs> ;)
22:40:00 <couleurs> :o
22:40:00 <simba> 4:1)
22:40:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
22:40:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
22:40:00 <nate> anyone ever had clothing stolen off the line?
22:41:00 <couleurs> only me panties
22:41:00 <nate> really!@
22:41:00 <nate> ;L
22:41:00 <couleurs> :k
22:42:00 <nate> what happens?
22:42:00 <nate> i know guys with two
22:42:00 <nate> one for the misses to see, one for cracking onto birds
22:43:00 <simba> serves u right Picard
22:43:00 <milk> I think nate is a fox
22:43:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:43:00 <slinky_J> y do u have fake facebook
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> karma
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
22:44:00 <nate> fox that ate some bait and died
22:44:00 <Picard> its all fixed,wasnt hard to identify peoples pics
22:45:00 <Picard> becuase its one i use for posting on newspaper walls etc
22:45:00 <simba> karma? dont tell me Picard reported your facebook too, how many of them were there
22:45:00 <Picard> i did what?
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:45:00 <simba> oh its one you use to debate with behind a false identity because you know your opinions are stupid
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> two of them actually
22:45:00 <couleurs> lol
22:46:00 <Picard> dont blame me Bastardly_One
22:46:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
22:46:00 <slinky_J> wait
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> you might of got hold of it
22:46:00 <Picard> because it wasnt me
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have logs of you bragging you stupid cunt
22:46:00 <slinky_J> who has more than one fb
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> why deny?
22:46:00 <slinky_J> b1 and picard
22:46:00 <slinky_J> or just picard?
22:46:00 <Picard> hehehe
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> so does everyone else you bragged in front of
22:46:00 <Picard> i may have suggested it to someone else to do it
22:46:00 <simba> i forgot that mentioning irc drama sends b1 off
22:46:00 <milk> Bastardly_One you ever sold weed on irc?
22:46:00 <slinky_J> what r u two girls whinging about now
22:47:00 <simba> like a lady who is 5 mins late for the start of bold and the beautiful
22:47:00 <slinky_J> lel
22:47:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
22:47:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is so fragile
22:47:00 <simba> and u troll people behind a fake facebook
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> milk yes ... as a joke I said $40 a gram to some idiot a decade ago
22:47:00 <slinky_J> bam
22:47:00 <Picard> point being?
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> the idiot purchased it too
22:47:00 <slinky_J> BOTH OF U OWNED!!!!
22:47:00 <simba> well its not something youd tell your wife is it
22:47:00 <simba> cos u know its embarassing
22:48:00 <simba> its just a release from your gay life tho isnt it
22:48:00 <Picard> she uses the same account u cretin
22:48:00 <simba> so you both abuse people on facebook from a fake profile
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I used a fake name on FB for a reason
22:48:00 <simba> do your children have a fake fb to do this too
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with abusing people
22:48:00 <Picard> y
22:48:00 <slinky_J> my fake fb name would be Ophilia Kauk
22:48:00 <simba> what kind of house do you run man
22:48:00 <slinky_J> ;D
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> My friends and family are on my fake name too
22:48:00 <milk> the mental hospital smells
22:48:00 <Picard> i dont run the house
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with abusing and trolling
22:49:00 <Picard> it runs itself
22:49:00 <simba> its a figure of speech i know ur wife runs things
22:49:00 <Picard> that she does
22:49:00 <milk> I might go back there, you know to reminisce
22:49:00 <Picard> u know i dont even know the password to out bank accounts
22:50:00 <slinky_J> no no
22:50:00 <Picard> war is stupid
22:50:00 <slinky_J> picard n his wife troll their kids fbs under a fake account for laughs
22:50:00 <simba> lol
22:51:00 <simba> Picard accidentally screamed their bank account password out during sex with a hooker and she sent them broke
22:51:00 <simba> now hes banned from all passwords
22:51:00 <milk> so cool
22:51:00 <Picard> lol josh
22:51:00 <Picard> nuh we have one of those token things that create password for u
22:51:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: why did you have a fake FB profile?
22:51:00 <TokenDaRing> why would you need one?
22:52:00 <Picard> scroll up moron
22:52:00 <TokenDaRing> you posted on newspaper pages?
22:52:00 <milk> I'm gonna try that, just helping myself to stuff in town and tell people it's because I have a drug habit
22:52:00 <TokenDaRing> big deal
22:52:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you need a fake profile for that?
22:52:00 <Picard> it has 6 friends on it
22:53:00 <TokenDaRing> so your wife, kids and the few people who like you?
22:53:00 <simba> <Picard> nuh we have one of those token things that create password for u - whats this?
22:53:00 <simba> does it cost money?
22:53:00 <milk> Gandalf, why is it that hobbits have hairy feet?
22:53:00 <simba> please say yes
22:53:00 <Picard> no simbicile, they are provided by the bank
22:54:00 <simba> right
22:54:00 <milk> anyone know what happens when you stop paying insurance and start screwing the insurance co.?
22:56:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: he needed one of those because he kept opening up the malware email attachments he gets
22:56:00 <TokenDaRing> and his bank accounts kept getting emptied
22:56:00 <TokenDaRing> he thought he was getting porn in a zip file
22:56:00 <nate> u all have fake facebooks, dont tell fibs
22:56:00 <nate> picard just has many :D
22:57:00 <nate> such a popular guy u know
22:57:00 <nate> cant fit so many friends on
22:57:00 <simba> mm yea thats it nate
22:57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
22:57:00 <simba> u got it in 1
22:58:00 <slinky_J> woo
22:59:00 <slinky_J> hole in one!
22:59:00 <Picard> u like any hole slinky_J
22:59:00 <slinky_J> yuck
22:59:00 <nate> down the dirt track for slinky_J
22:59:00 <slinky_J> i dont even have any interest in sex.
22:59:00 <slinky_J> lols
22:59:00 <nate> get out ya motorbike
22:59:00 <Picard> wtf
22:59:00 <Picard> y
22:59:00 <slinky_J> y?
22:59:00 <nate> slinky_J just likes to cuddle
22:59:00 <Picard> yes, y
23:00:00 <slinky_J> a cuddle is choice
23:00:00 <slinky_J> how much of an interest should i have?
23:00:00 <Picard> plenty at your age
23:00:00 <nate> heaps u are young n fun:)
23:00:00 <Picard> i guess drugs have fucked u up like b1
23:00:00 <Picard> its all downhill for u
23:01:00 <simba> leave ur abuse with ur fake facebook profile old man
23:01:00 <Picard> abuse?
23:01:00 <Picard> whats your facebook simba i will add u
23:02:00 <nate> hahaha
23:02:00 <nate> abuse simba on fb classic:)
23:02:00 <simba> what
23:03:00 <Picard> wat
23:03:00 <nate> simba give Picard your facebook ;l
23:03:00 <nate> bff!
23:03:00 <Picard> he is like a son to me
23:03:00 <nate> hahaha
23:03:00 <nate> ahh friends
23:03:00 <simba> nate is english your first language
23:04:00 <nate> no i speak many poorly
23:04:00 <simba> what was first
23:04:00 <nate> mumbling
23:04:00 <slinky_J> i made the kewlest female avatar in sunset overdrive
23:04:00 <slinky_J> xD
23:05:00 <nate> it will all be ok
23:05:00 <simba> mumbling?
23:05:00 <milk> poor Picard
23:05:00 <milk> got gridded
23:05:00 <nate> milky bar kid he will be back
23:06:00 <nate> to get simbas facebook :D
23:06:00 <milk> mumbai dorrstep present, I'm sure he will
23:06:00 <simba> pls stop typing
23:06:00 <nate> simba are u falling in love with me!
23:08:00 <slinky_J> jejeje
23:08:00 <couleurs> hope not!!!!!!!
23:08:00 <slinky_J> lol!
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> making a female game character?
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> someone needs to save up for a hooker or something
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> get out of the house yeah?
23:08:00 <slinky_J> ?
23:08:00 <slinky_J> its a video game
23:09:00 <slinky_J> u can change the sex of ur character any time u like
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I bet you sit there leering at your character
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> "shes so hot!"
23:09:00 <simba> wtf
23:09:00 <simba> lol
23:09:00 <slinky_J> no i go around doin missions n shit
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
23:09:00 <slinky_J> its like ratchet n clank meets tony hawk
23:09:00 <slinky_J> so kewl
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> My second character is hot in Inquistion :P
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> just yanking your chain because I can
23:10:00 <slinky_J> i have this gun that launches teddy bears with dynamite strapped to their cute bellies <3
23:10:00 <couleurs> my fifa character is female
23:10:00 <slinky_J> lel
23:11:00 <couleurs> wears a sports bra
23:13:00 <lucky> hahahahaha
23:13:00 <lucky> old man
23:17:00 <couleurs> bvb
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> suck
23:20:00 <couleurs> no
23:23:00 <nate> partay goodlookah!
23:24:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/10418941_891478537575186_5349675679360425786_n.jpg?oh=99016d2e476a4a62b5065c1fd3178d7f&oe=557516F5&__gda__=1433761785_72bd1d1414e73f1cb2447f6018b76c10
23:25:00 <slinky_J> is that Tahan from big brother?
23:27:00 <nate> why black n white
23:27:00 <couleurs> nah it's Tarzan from ugg bugg
23:27:00 <nate> its slinky_Js new girlfriend
23:31:00 <partay> lol
23:31:00 <partay> hi Maurice
23:31:00 <Maurice> Heya partay
23:32:00 <slinky_J> lolol
23:32:00 <partay> this is her better side
23:32:00 <partay> http://forums.auscelebs.net/acnet-images/49253/big-brother-2013-506153.jpg
23:34:00 <partay> Maurice whats the goss?
23:34:00 <Maurice> Bit of fuck all, you?
23:36:00 <lucky> hows everyones day?
23:37:00 <Serenity> Maurice
23:37:00 <Serenity> your mum needs this
23:37:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10352616_872900199444528_7330724658646156881_n.jpg?oh=da7b21a2e6c760501086915bce0c31d9&oe=5573C482&__gda__=1434606091_3ca6d3a71587ecb61b684b6cc1a4e913
23:37:00 <Maurice> LOL
23:37:00 <faux> Is it a pic of a dixk
23:38:00 <nate> yup enjoy
23:38:00 <faux> Lol I thought partays link was aussielebs.com
23:38:00 <faux> I'm like wow.
23:52:00 <couleurs> i'm an aussie leb celeb
23:53:00 <slinky_J> ur hot
23:54:00 <simba> im leb
23:55:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ThomasChefferson
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> 5th of April
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> to answer the question
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew I was doing something
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, didn't know it went on that late into the year
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