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00:00 <TNT> Soup
00:00 <clubsamwich> soup, TNT 
01:00 <gs69azza> Dnp is a horrible drug. It's used in tnt detonators
01:00 <clubsamwich> my mate keeps finding ways to get that first time discount on iherb
01:00 <clubsamwich> different credit cards and different addresses
02:00 <TNT> Not murch, jus kickin back, u?
02:00 <amelia> ni nis
02:00 <clubsamwich> same man, just talking food mostly
02:00 <gs69azza> Haha I get a discount because I order from them so often anyways
03:00 <Serenity> aaron whats with your fat ankles
03:00 <Serenity> are you pregnant
03:00 <gs69azza> Oedema
03:00 <gs69azza> It's my water rebound from taking potassium sparing diuretics and dehydrating over 30 hours
04:00 <clubsamwich> i use iherb to get coconut aminos, that shit is like liquid gold
04:00 <TNT> Waitin for my new IBM lappy to get delivered to where I am atm n then movin on again
04:00 <gs69azza> It's the worst I've seen it  my thumb indents last about 8 mins in my ankles
04:00 <rigget> why do that?
04:00 <Serenity> =/
04:00 <gs69azza> I think I need to start eating cleaner too. Too much sodium and process foods
05:00 <gs69azza> Yeah I'm in the sauna hoping it goes
05:00 <gs69azza> If not it's possible I could have a heart attack
05:00 <Serenity> yeah....
05:00 <gs69azza> So trying to explain that to the missus is very difficult
05:00 <gs69azza> Imma get back handed
06:00 <gs69azza> At first I thought it was hilarious. I've got a video but yeah I realized water is now accumulated around my heart
06:00 <Serenity> dude that is not cool
06:00 <gs69azza> Other guys are worse than me
06:00 <gs69azza> I was pretty bad after last comp in October but this is worse
07:00 <gs69azza> Just took some asprin befoee i jumped into the sauna so I should be fine
07:00 <gs69azza> The joys of bodybuilding
07:00 <rigget> dont abuse yourself
07:00 <gs69azza> I've pulled out of the comp in may. I think it's time my body rest
08:00 <gs69azza> Haha my body hates me
08:00 <gs69azza> I'm like a chemical experiment
08:00 <Serenity> you should go back to being normal cute aaron
08:00 <gs69azza> Oh I'm fat atm
08:00 <gs69azza> I'm the heaviest I've ever been
09:00 <rigget> LOL
09:00 <gs69azza> All my hands and wrists are swollen and shit
09:00 <clubsamwich> maybe you're just taller
09:00 <Serenity> a lot of that would be fluid though
09:00 <gs69azza> Nah I don't know if it's rebound from diuretics or this new hgh is actual shit and fucking me up
09:00 <gs69azza> Yeah I've gained 12kg in 2 weeks
10:00 <rigget> lollllllllllllllllll
10:00 <Serenity> yeah but ive seen what youve been eating haha
10:00 <clubsamwich> t-rex chops?
10:00 <Serenity> max?
10:00 <gs69azza> Haha Michelle brought me 2 double quarter pounder and a large chips with a frozen coke for dinner
11:00 <gs69azza> Then she saw my legs
11:00 <gs69azza> And now I'm in trouble
11:00 <Serenity> thats enough sodium to kill anyone anyway lol
11:00 <gs69azza> Yeah my sodium intake is pretty extreme
11:00 <simba> u gotta do it to win mr. sodium 2015
12:00 <clubsamwich> haha
12:00 <rigget> is it all worth it gs69azza?
12:00 <rigget> is it all worth it?
12:00 <Serenity> how is your blood pressure not through the roof
12:00 <clubsamwich> i knew gs69azza before he turned into a pillar of salt
12:00 <rigget> i blame austnet for t his problem, if there were uglier girls on here we wouldnt have guys trying to do this to their bodies
13:00 <gs69azza> My food today was a big breakfast with 2 extra hash browns and a salmon and avocado stack from coffee club. Then ate a box of krispy kreme donuts with 1L dare iced coffee. Then I went and had steamed dim Sims with fried rice. Then 2 protein bulking shakes. Then had 12 subway cookies with a foot long pizza sub. Then the maccas
13:00 <gs69azza> And when I got home I ate half a tub of nutella
13:00 <simba> incredible
13:00 <Serenity> a box??? like 12 doughnuts>?
13:00 <gs69azza> Yep
13:00 <simba> that sounds incredible
13:00 <Serenity> jesus fuck
13:00 <simba> like a fantasy
13:00 <simba> 12 subway cookies after 12 donuts
13:00 <Serenity> i eat two and im shaking and on the verge of vomitting for like 3 hours rofl
14:00 <gs69azza> Oh and I've had 3 mint aero bars
14:00 <rigget> lol
14:00 <rigget> sure you are
14:00 <gs69azza> And 2 quest bars
14:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
14:00 <simba> how much water/coke
14:00 <clubsamwich> and that was all before his morning coffee
14:00 <rigget> 2 subway cookies and you about to spew? asif
14:00 <Serenity> hahaha clubsamwich
14:00 <Serenity> not cookies you fucking retard
14:00 <gs69azza> Hahaha I had a hazelnut mocha with breakfast
14:00 <rigget> what then Serenity?
14:00 <gs69azza> I eat a lot of food though
14:00 <Sponge> i drink 1 table spoon of coconut oil when hungry
14:00 <Serenity> read what was written
14:00 <rigget> hey I thought abuse was not allowed?
15:00 <rigget> dont need to get nasty calling people retards
15:00 <gs69azza> My coconut oil is in the fridge
15:00 <gs69azza> It's hard
15:00 <gs69azza> I spread it on my steak
15:00 <Sponge> yeah f that
15:00 <Serenity> on your steak???
15:00 <Serenity> o.O
15:00 <gs69azza> Yep
15:00 <gs69azza> Gotta get those calories in lol
15:00 <Serenity> jeepers
15:00 <gs69azza> I'm trying to hit 115kg
15:00 <gs69azza> Today I've gained 4 kg alone lol but oedema at its max
15:00 <Serenity> so what happens when you get to there?
15:00 <clubsamwich> or die trying!
16:00 <Serenity> you lose it all?
16:00 <rigget> lol
16:00 <gs69azza> Yeah I'll competed at 89.9
16:00 <simba> he blows up
16:00 <gs69azza> Just need to get bigger
16:00 <Serenity> RIP aaron
16:00 <Serenity> haha
16:00 <gs69azza> I didn't win last comp because the guy was just bigger than me
16:00 <gs69azza> Lol rip might happen tonight
17:00 <rigget> dont overdo it
17:00 <gs69azza> If this water gets to my heart
17:00 <rigget> dont die on us
17:00 <gs69azza> Eh
17:00 <gs69azza> Get big or die trying lol
17:00 <rigget> thats not a good attitude to have
17:00 <Serenity> so why do you have to get fat before you compete?
17:00 <Serenity> i dont get it
17:00 <gs69azza> Nah my missus would revive me then kill me again
17:00 <simba> would you even fit in a standard casket
17:00 <gs69azza> Nope
17:00 <rigget> you dont its just a cheating way
17:00 <rigget> they are all cheaters
17:00 <gs69azza> I don't fit most car seats
17:00 <rigget> cheat body cheat life
18:00 <rigget> its a mental issue
18:00 <gs69azza> My issue is that I'm not happy with my appearance
18:00 <rigget> of course
18:00 <gs69azza> I'm seaking more mass
18:00 <clubsamwich> don't eat in front of the mirror
18:00 <rigget> and society has destroyed you
18:00 <Serenity> he'd have to be cremated haha
18:00 <Serenity> hulk urn
18:00 <simba> seaking evolves from goldeen
18:00 <gs69azza> I spend a lot of time critiquing my physique so a lot of man hours in front of the mirror
19:00 <gs69azza> I try to stay in proportion
19:00 <clubsamwich> hulk urn on Serenity's mantel 
19:00 <rigget> lol
19:00 <simba> man hours
19:00 <rigget> just smash the ill pays and move on
19:00 <clubsamwich> and then even more woman hours sobbing on the toilet
19:00 <rigget> and more hours injecting roids
19:00 <gs69azza> Nah I'm in trouble from last week with females
20:00 <rigget> and fuck knows what
20:00 <Serenity> why my mantle lol
20:00 <gs69azza> Serenity knows why
20:00 <Serenity> im not his mrs
20:00 <rigget> LOL
20:00 <clubsamwich> you knew him best, Serenity 
20:00 <Serenity> lol so you should be in the shit aaron
20:00 <rigget> did he cheat?
20:00 <rigget> naughty boi
20:00 <gs69azza> I thought I was fucking hilarious
20:00 <Serenity> no!
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:00 <rigget> did he rape someone?
20:00 <rigget> and they found out?
20:00 <Serenity> have we learned anything?
20:00 <clubsamwich> Serenity knew him in the biblical sense
21:00 <gs69azza> A chick hit on me in a club last Thursday in front of my gf. And in the morning my missus apologized for being weird about it and I responded with its ok babe just remember you're that easily replaced
21:00 <rigget> LOL
21:00 <gs69azza> At the time I laughed too
21:00 <simba> true romance
21:00 <gs69azza> Then realized how much of a cunt I was to say that
21:00 <rigget> the fact you call your gf missus is your problem in life to begin with
21:00 <gs69azza> And then yeah
22:00 <rigget> i refuse to be friends with guys who call their female partners missus
22:00 <simba> you sound like a poonce
22:00 <rigget> you gf should be flattered and happy
22:00 <simba> do you have these rules written up
22:00 <gs69azza> I'm pretty much done man
22:00 <gs69azza> I already told her get used to my surname
22:00 <gs69azza> The rules is I do what I want no questions
22:00 <rigget> lol
22:00 <rigget> not a great man are you
22:00 <rigget> arnt you like greek, that says a lot
23:00 <gs69azza> Nah I don't do anything. She saw me drunk for the first time ever last Sunday
23:00 <clubsamwich> don't get married, it'll never survive like that
23:00 <rigget> what a shame
23:00 <rigget> bad gf 
23:00 <rigget> bad bf
23:00 <gs69azza> I decided to go drinking with some mates and we ordered 33 beers and 65 shots between 3 of us in a space of 2 or 3 hours
23:00 <rigget> no you didnt
23:00 <gs69azza> Oh I've been engaged to a psycho before
23:00 <gs69azza> Yeah I did
23:00 <rigget> thats a lie
23:00 <rigget> but nice try
23:00 <gs69azza> Plenty of video and photos to prove it
23:00 <gs69azza> Just check my instagram
24:00 <simba> just because youre sheltered doesnt make people liars
24:00 <rigget> hahaha big effort was it? video of 33 beers and 65 shots split between 3 ppl in 2 or was it 6 hours?
24:00 <clubsamwich> bragging about how much alcohol you drank? what you like 13?
24:00 <rigget> it does with adonis and you all believe it
24:00 <simba> what is this saemon v2
24:00 <rigget> LOL
24:00 <rigget> thats how sad it is
24:00 <gs69azza> https://instagram.com/p/0RgwqsyZB2/
25:00 <Serenity> its cute when they accuse you of lying haah
25:00 <rigget> i know its a lie
25:00 <clubsamwich> the bar staff are thinking, who are these dicks
25:00 <Serenity> nah
25:00 <rigget> lets see the 33 beers split with yourself
25:00 <rigget> and 65 shots split
25:00 <gs69azza> The funny thing is I say only the truth like I'm gonna go inside and inject 300mg of teste and 100mg of npp in my right rear delt after my shower
25:00 <rigget> you prob would
25:00 <gs69azza> I am
26:00 <rigget> you are a roids user
26:00 <rigget> i know that for a fact
26:00 <Serenity> 21 shots and 11 beers in 6 hours is doable.
26:00 <stebie> LOL
26:00 <Kynetic> fuck yea
26:00 <Kynetic> love me roids
26:00 <Kynetic> inject it str8 into the eyeball ay
26:00 <Serenity> shots in clubs are only half a standard drink anyway
26:00 <stebie> haemorrhoids?
26:00 <gs69azza> Nah never done iv
26:00 <simba> he knows when you lie and he knows all the facts wtf is this the retarded god or something
26:00 <simba> are you gods retarded brother
27:00 <gs69azza> I injected 20mg of tren acetate subq once
27:00 <gs69azza> Never again
27:00 <gs69azza> The most painful injection would be igf1 though. You have to mix it with acetic acid and bac water
27:00 <clubsamwich> i injected chocolate syrup into my ice cream cup today and i'll do it again, i swear
27:00 <gs69azza> On a scale of 1 to 10 it's about a 12
27:00 <rigget> i just stick with good old ice
27:00 <Kynetic> clubsamwich u hardcore
28:00 <rigget> bang a bit of that up ill be pumping weights harder than you anyday gs69azza
28:00 <Kynetic> mix ur ice with a bit of heroin for a real bang
28:00 <gs69azza> The last ice junkie I hit actually spat out teeth and stood back up and was like is that all you've got
28:00 <gs69azza> I was legit shocked
28:00 <gs69azza> So I wouldn't be surprised
28:00 <Serenity> lol they are fucked
29:00 <clubsamwich> ice junkie with teeth?
29:00 <stebie> i'm surprised too
29:00 <rigget> yeh big swack hey Kynetic
29:00 <stebie> they still had teeth
29:00 <stebie> :F
29:00 <rigget> big speedball
29:00 <clubsamwich> it was a pillow he hit
29:00 <Kynetic> smoke a bit of crack after
29:00 <rigget> gs69azza thats the real way bra, bashing ice junkies 1/8th of ur size
29:00 <Kynetic> ur fkn beamin
29:00 <stebie> pillows don't have teeth
29:00 <gs69azza> He was beating up his missus
29:00 <gs69azza> So had to step in
29:00 <stebie> maybe some stashed under them for the tooth fairy
30:00 <clubsamwich> it was popcorn
30:00 <clubsamwich> mrs ice junkie
30:00 <stebie> mrs junkie for short
30:00 <rigget> yeh beat her up
30:00 <rigget> beat him up
30:00 <rigget> streets of crime are safe with gs69azza around
30:00 <clubsamwich> why not knock them both out?
31:00 <rigget> yeh fuck them both bash them
31:00 <gs69azza> The funny thing is smart ass comments on the Internet don't happen to my face which is why I enjoy irc so much
31:00 <clubsamwich> knock them both out and take them home and eat them
31:00 <clubsamwich> you've eatern worse
31:00 <gs69azza> Not much meat on them
31:00 <gs69azza> I've eaten a lot worse
32:00 <stebie> lol gs69azza, they don't dare to it to anyone in public
32:00 <gs69azza> Anything for dem gainz
32:00 <gs69azza> I know
32:00 <gs69azza> I do though for shits and giggs
32:00 <rigget> gs69azza you meet wrong ppl
32:00 <rigget> talk wrong shit
32:00 <gs69azza> Lol
32:00 <gs69azza> I know a lot of people
32:00 <rigget> and come here to vent a bit because you would never behave this way around certain ppl
33:00 <gs69azza> Not 1 person says anything smart ass without joking around
33:00 <clubsamwich> 500+ connections on linkedin?
33:00 <rigget> the circle of friends you do
33:00 <rigget> obtain gs69azza
33:00 <gs69azza> Lol
33:00 <Serenity> you'd make rigget cry irl aaron
33:00 <Serenity> we know this
33:00 <gs69azza> I know
33:00 <gs69azza> I find it amusing
34:00 <rigget> its a great night on austnet
34:00 <clubsamwich> it's an austnet revival
34:00 <gs69azza> It's like when people at the gym try to tell me how to fix the computer when it's frozen
34:00 <gs69azza> I just go with it
34:00 <clubsamwich> it's an austnet miracle!
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <clubsamwich> and they said it was dead
34:00 <Serenity> that shit annoys the piss out of me aaron
34:00 <rigget> does it?
34:00 <Serenity> but you learn to just nod
34:00 <rigget> do you get asked for that at work too Serenity?
34:00 <stebie> gs69azza, haven't they got anything more interesting to talk about?
34:00 <stebie> :\\
34:00 <clubsamwich> probably take your computer out of the freezer first
34:00 <gs69azza> I let them go all out then say I used to be a Unix engineer
35:00 <rigget> they prob dont know unix
35:00 <rigget> have to tell them facebook
35:00 <gs69azza> People are the gym are fucked. I'm like the person everyone vents to
35:00 <gs69azza> I know too much shit about people's lives
35:00 <rigget> is that because all the roids made you more feminine?
35:00 <clubsamwich> let it out man
35:00 <rigget> forget the gym just come here
36:00 <gs69azza> Actually I take aromasin
36:00 <rigget> do weights in your room and talk to us about ur relapse from methadone
36:00 <Serenity> im getting the vibe rigget is touching his dick a little too much
36:00 <gs69azza> Lol
36:00 <rigget> no porn yet Serenity
36:00 <rigget> soon
36:00 <gs69azza> I'll post my comp photo for him to fap to
36:00 <gs69azza> https://instagram.com/p/0AYbjqSZCW/
37:00 <gs69azza> I'm the one on the left brah
37:00 <rigget> i was hoping for more of your drug hauls
37:00 <simba> rigget we dont want to be as unhappy as you
37:00 <Serenity> ants got the same haircut as you aaron rofl
37:00 <Serenity> he chose it.. must be a wog thing
37:00 <gs69azza> Mad!
37:00 <gs69azza> It's from fury
37:00 <gs69azza> I was just sweating there
38:00 <gs69azza> I just sit in the barbers seat and he does whatever he wants
38:00 <gs69azza> It's the best thing having a barbershop in the gym
38:00 <gs69azza> Free haircuts weekly
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <faux> I hate it
38:00 <faux> Soz
38:00 <Serenity> im the hair dresser here
38:00 <faux> But you look like a pineapple 
38:00 <gs69azza> :(
38:00 <faux> I liked your hair before 
39:00 <gs69azza> Lol on days I don't do my hair you are correct
39:00 <gs69azza> The 1 when I had 2 lines?
39:00 <faux> I don't think I've seen it down lol
39:00 <faux> Done*
39:00 <faux> Yah
39:00 <faux> Suited your face
39:00 <faux> I think I'm just going by your snaps
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> where its not done
40:00 <gs69azza> Haha yeah fair call
40:00 <gs69azza> Like my shot yesterday? Bed hair
40:00 <faux> Haha
40:00 <gs69azza> I can go back to my old cut its a lot easier to maintain
40:00 <faux> Do it.
40:00 <gs69azza> But shall see what the barber does
40:00 <faux> then send me pics of your butt
41:00 <gs69azza> My butt is huge atm
41:00 <gs69azza> I'm so fat and bloated
41:00 <gs69azza> Your snapchat starts with s or t? Can't remember
41:00 <faux> S
41:00 <gs69azza> Thought so
41:00 <gs69azza> I'll take butt pic now
41:00 <faux> Woo
41:00 <gs69azza> I'm gonna go shower
41:00 <faux> Ty
41:00 <faux> Lmao
41:00 <gs69azza> TTYL
42:00 <Serenity> o/
42:00 <faux> :D
42:00 <Maurice> faux is such a hussy
42:00 <faux> Am not
42:00 <faux> I'm just receiving the pic
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <faux> Not sending 
42:00 <faux> Plus he has a nice butt
43:00 <stebie> spank it
43:00 <faux> When its not orange and in pink undies
43:00 <Serenity> looool
43:00 <Maurice> I know, you're encouraging men to get naked for you
43:00 <Maurice> (pass the pics on)
43:00 <faux> Haha
43:00 <faux> Just add him to snapchat I'm sure hell comply
43:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what snapchat is
43:00 <Maurice> Thats how old I am
43:00 <faux> Its just a gay app you take pics on
44:00 <stebie> lol
44:00 <faux> And after however many seconds 
44:00 <faux> It "disappears"
44:00 <faux> Unless you screenshot
44:00 <Maurice> Oh thats ridic
44:00 <faux> But it tells the other person 
44:00 <faux> You've taken a screenie
44:00 <faux> Lol
44:00 <faux> So awks
44:00 <Maurice> Lol this new Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart movie looks hilarious
44:00 <faux> Sparkly dick sent me a pic of his twilight pubes
44:00 <Maurice> Of course Serenity wont watch it coz shes a hater
44:00 <Serenity> :P
44:00 <faux> And it was like 2 seconds so I couldn't screenshot it
45:00 <Maurice> And we all know haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate
46:00 <faux> Woo
46:00 <faux> Got me butt pic
47:00 <Maurice> I took it especially for you, enjoy
47:00 <faux> Haha
47:00 <faux> I bet you'd have a tiny butt
47:00 <faux> Like a little peach 
47:00 <Maurice> I have a flat arse :(
48:00 <faux> Like a flat peach 
48:00 <Maurice> It's not fuzzy
48:00 <Maurice> Sheesh
48:00 <faux> Oh
48:00 <faux> Like a nectarine
48:00 <faux> Polished
48:00 <faux> Mm I want a nectarine 
48:00 <faux> And apricots 
53:00 <Kynetic> nectarines are better
54:00 <Maurice> I want prawn crackers but they are ages away
54:00 <Maurice> At least 6 steps there and back
55:00 <Kynetic> use jedi mind tricks
56:00 <Maurice> I need to train the cat
56:00 <simba> id kill a bag of prawn crackers
56:00 <Maurice> I have 2 bags :D
56:00 <Maurice> Reject Shop $2
57:00 <Kynetic> a totally innocent one i hope simba
57:00 <simba> they all deserve itr
57:00 <Maurice> Taste like chinese shop ones, don't leave an oily aftertaste
58:00 <Kynetic> they only have the shitty oily aftertaste if they dont change their oil often enough
58:00 <Kynetic> which, funnily enough, most chinese places dont
58:00 <Maurice> Yeah they've been oily from every place I've had it
59:00 <Maurice> But buying the one I do, means I don't have to spend $60 on chinese food just to get a free bag
59:00 <simba> got a long list of ex lovers, theyll tell you im insane
59:00 <Kynetic> good oil they will taste fresh as
59:00 <Kynetic> my chinese place just gives me bags for free every time and i dont order anywhere near $60 worth
00:00 <Kynetic> i have a long list of ex lovers of which im friends with all of them still except one
01:00 <Kynetic> my ex wife was a fucking nutjob tho. fuck me.
01:00 <Kynetic> sure the sex was good but other than that i have nfi what i was thinking marrying it.
02:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10440930_10153162492455844_1240809636293840058_n.jpg?oh=36d9a8e85e053b9d176676514690defa&oe=55B6113F&__gda__=1433491241_9850d766b3e5342cc055ff127b01869b
03:00 <simba> i was just quoting this bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
03:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> do you have a second wife now Kynetic
04:00 <Kynetic> yeah i upgraded to a far less crazy one
04:00 <Kynetic> who is just as crazy in the sack
04:00 <faux> What's her name again 
04:00 <faux> Lila
04:00 <faux> Lola
05:00 <Kynetic> lola? lol
05:00 <faux> Lmao
05:00 <faux> Isk
05:00 <faux> Idk
05:00 <Kynetic> you know what it is faux
05:00 <faux> I forgot it
05:00 <faux> it's been ages 
05:00 <faux> I know it starts with L
05:00 <Kynetic> it does start with an L ill grant you that
05:00 <Kynetic> Lara
05:00 <faux> I was close!
05:00 <simba> Longie
05:00 <Maurice> It's me
05:00 <Maurice> Oh
05:00 <simba> larry
05:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is just my bit on the side
05:00 <simba> thats ur name right
05:00 <Kynetic> my name is humperdink
06:00 <Maurice> Englebert
06:00 <Kynetic> thanks Maurice now cunce will doxx me
10:00 <simba> cos were young and were wreckless, we'll take this way too far
11:00 <faux> It'll leave you breathlesssss
11:00 <faux> Or with a nasty scarrr
11:00 <simba> nice to meet ya where ya bin
11:00 <simba> i can show u incredible things
12:00 <simba> my mate actually bought that cd
12:00 <simba> and blasts it in his car
12:00 <faux> good
12:00 <faux> Swifty rocks
12:00 <simba> i thought he burnt it but no i pulled out the real thing ts 1989
12:00 <faux> Ahhaaah
12:00 <faux> That rules
13:00 <simba> hes like how hot is she and points to the heavily photoshopped photo and i said i cant tell
13:00 <faux> I actually love her but recently read she insured her legs for 40million and I'm not sure how I feel about that 
13:00 <faux> ::(
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <faux> She has incredible legs though 
13:00 <faux> Hng
13:00 <simba> does that include her butt
14:00 <faux> Not sure tbh
14:00 <simba> add an extra 20 mil
14:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <simba> what is she going 4 a transfer 
14:00 <simba> Emily Ratajkowski's bottom, Charlotte Crosby's stomach and Taylor Swift's legs: The 'perfect' female beach body revealed
14:00 <simba> who are those people
14:00 <faux> No idea
14:00 <faux> Link to pic
14:00 <simba> stupid daily mail
15:00 <faux> There's a tiny demon flying around my room abd I'm way too lazy to get the mortein 
15:00 <faux> piss off!!!!
15:00 <simba> Men think that Chris Hemsworth has the best arms and Joe Manganiello possesses the best back
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> simba
15:00 <slinky_J> u seen this
15:00 <slinky_J> eeep
15:00 <faux> "The best back*
15:00 <slinky_J> no dont watch
15:00 <faux> Lol
15:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4mlrHonJ9I
15:00 <slinky_J> wahahahahaha
16:00 <slinky_J> xD
16:00 <simba> men voting on backs
16:00 <slinky_J> >:)
16:00 <faux> Hello sir you have a sexy back
16:00 <faux> what the fuck ever
16:00 <simba> im bringing sexy back
16:00 <simba> i dunno if ive seen 187
16:00 <slinky_J> im bringin walkin on the cat walk
16:00 <simba> i dont think so
16:00 <slinky_J> baby
16:00 <slinky_J> :P
16:00 <slinky_J> dl it
16:00 <slinky_J> classic
16:00 <Maurice> You have to admit, faux, his back muscles are delicious
16:00 <slinky_J> oh go well with GHOST DOG
16:00 <simba> cum torture
16:00 <slinky_J> uno rza did the soundtrack for way of the samauri
17:00 <simba> i just wanna watch django again
17:00 <faux> Who Maurice
17:00 <Maurice> Alcide
17:00 <faux> Who's thst
17:00 <Maurice> Joe Manganiello
17:00 <faux> isn't joe magniaelelaoleo the old Italian from criminal minds
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <Maurice> LOL
17:00 <Maurice> He's the wolf from TB
17:00 <slinky_J> nah nah
17:00 <slinky_J> Danny Aiello
18:00 <Maurice> And the stripper from Magic Mile
18:00 <faux> Oh that's joe mantegna
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <slinky_J> however his last name is spelt
18:00 <Maurice> Mike*
18:00 <slinky_J> so much better than joe mantegna
18:00 <faux> Piss off
18:00 <faux> Joe Mantegna rocks
18:00 <slinky_J> naw
18:00 <slinky_J> you just dont know movies :P
18:00 <slinky_J> ner
18:00 <faux> I'm talking about criminal minds
18:00 <faux> Not movies 
18:00 <slinky_J> u think joe is better than thingo from first 2-3 seasons?
19:00 <slinky_J> I liked the first guy more
19:00 <slinky_J> and now Jennifer Lover Hewitt ffs :/
19:00 <slinky_J> i love criminal minds but cmon
19:00 <faux> Um
19:00 <faux> JLH actually fits right in
19:00 <slinky_J> well I havent seen any eps
19:00 <faux> She's the best replacement they've had so far
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <slinky_J> i watch normal tele
19:00 <faux> so how are you judging 
19:00 <slinky_J> because
19:00 <faux> Just cos she's shit elsewhere 
20:00 <slinky_J> kk point taken
20:00 <faux> She's actually a reallt good addition to that show tbh
20:00 <faux> The other replacements were all awkies
20:00 <slinky_J> yep
20:00 <faux> Fuck I love Spencer 
20:00 <slinky_J> well ill take ur word for it
20:00 <faux> Nxxuskssnsksnsnsnsks
20:00 <slinky_J> and OH SHIT
20:00 <slinky_J> i missed fkn VIKINGS season 3 tonite
20:00 <slinky_J> :/
20:00 <slinky_J> oooops
20:00 <faux> I don't watch that
21:00 <slinky_J> it is awesome :P
21:00 <faux> I've heard good things 
21:00 <slinky_J> o it is outRAGEous
21:00 <slinky_J> :P
21:00 <slinky_J> mad drama and mad gorey ehehe
22:00 <faux> outRAGEous
22:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha RAGE
22:00 <slinky_J> id dl tv shows but i dunno where now
22:00 <slinky_J> well ino who to get links
22:00 <slinky_J> but eh
22:00 <faux> Torretnz
22:00 <faux> Stream em
22:00 <faux> Watchseries 
22:00 <faux> Or orject free tv
23:00 <faux> Project*****
23:00 <faux> Can't type fuck
24:00 <faux> Maurice 
24:00 <Maurice> faux
24:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/H9S9l.jpg
24:00 <Maurice> Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rev7S3lC8
24:00 <faux> Need this bb
24:00 <Maurice> LOL
24:00 <Maurice> Smoosh
25:00 <faux> I fuckinf love Jimmy fallon
25:00 <simba> i need new headphones
25:00 <faux> He fucking rules
25:00 <Maurice> Have you seen those 2 lip syncing?
26:00 <Maurice> And theres a new show out and its JUST lip syncing battles
26:00 <simba> i like this jimmy fallon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku17InceClM
29:00 <simba> i absolutely dont eat barbeque
33:00 <slinky_J> is it just me
33:00 <slinky_J> or
33:00 <slinky_J> from the movies I've seen simba
33:00 <slinky_J> irl
33:00 <slinky_J> they're trying to make us conform
33:00 <slinky_J> so that a man, shouold never act on his natural, animal instincts
33:00 <slinky_J> he should just embrace the rainbow and smile all the time and never get cross!
33:00 <slinky_J> what do you think dude?
34:00 <slinky_J> All of these laws
34:00 <slinky_J> like you cannot just have a fist fight these days without both of you going to prison, just for a fist fight.
34:00 <simba> hollywood has all the power 
35:00 <simba> it does shape how people/kids turn out
44:00 <slinky_J> what about here
44:00 <slinky_J> you don't feel oppressed
44:00 <slinky_J> as a man
44:00 <slinky_J> now you're expected to be more of a woman than a man
45:00 <slinky_J> don't get angry simba! DON'T EVER BECOME ANGRY.. might be arrested just for saying "cat".
45:00 <slinky_J> get me?
46:00 <slinky_J> I've just been going over a lot of what I've seen on the news and such
46:00 <slinky_J> last couple yrs
57:00 <simba> cats
04:00 <slinky_J> yea soz shit convo my bad
04:00 <slinky_J> :P
04:00 <slinky_J> just was on my mind
04:00 <slinky_J> so the girl
05:00 <slinky_J> i like asked out n shit
05:00 <slinky_J> wait
08:00 <nate> slinky_J?? did u say hey, i got fifa come on ovah!
08:00 <slinky_J> i h8 fifa
08:00 <slinky_J> its a shit game
09:00 <slinky_J> played it heaps so fkn borin rather watch real games
09:00 <slinky_J> just not liverpool
09:00 <slinky_J> cause Bastardly_One has turned me off liverpool
09:00 <slinky_J> with all his girly attention seeking going on about them
09:00 <slinky_J> so i kinda h8 football now
10:00 <nate> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> n i got reds shirts from the 80s
10:00 <slinky_J> as a kid i was into em
10:00 <slinky_J> that cunt turned me off soccer
10:00 <slinky_J> :/
10:00 <slinky_J> has to girly talk so much about shit
16:00 <nate> ehh ;D~
22:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:00 <slinky_J> i grew up on football comics
23:00 <slinky_J> and cricket
23:00 <slinky_J> The Roses, Welse team
23:00 <slinky_J> idc how old b1 is
23:00 <slinky_J> he didnt have a football education like me
23:00 <slinky_J> but the fgt
23:00 <slinky_J> he comes one here like simba will love him for saying he loves liverpool
24:00 <slinky_J> prob researches the fuck outta old games n new just to b on the ball.
24:00 <slinky_J> I bet b1 has no liverpool shit worth money like I do.
24:00 <slinky_J> soz nate
41:00 <beehhh> some saw the ghost it sucks blood
44:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVujcRXP9bg
46:00 <beehhh> he(security bloke) said it was eating used tampons from the main rubbish bin
46:00 <beehhh> he said female dracula
47:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-HIChqvGBU
58:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ7CSrcjo_4
03:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNW-Fs6-q84
05:00 <beehhh> beagle looks like bale
02:00 <Floss> shit its quiet in here
02:00 <bee_girl> ^^]
03:00 <Floss> wheres the rest of em?
05:00 <bee_girl> no idea
06:00 <Floss> shameits so small these days
06:00 <Floss> giggity
26:00 <slinky_J> when you are here I have trailer for ye
21:00 <slinky_J> welcome
21:00 <slinky_J> nobody chats at this hr unique
21:00 <slinky_J> they all in their coffins
21:00 <unique> Yeah figured.
21:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <Floss> plerb
13:00 <Floss> peanut time
46:00 <psYbR> mew o/
51:00 <Mew> psYbR o/
52:00 <psYbR> howzit
18:00 <simba> the return of unique ;o
19:00 <simba> what kinda trailer slinky_J
22:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjc-u8oCYmY
22:00 <slinky_J> i think you'd like this game :P
22:00 <slinky_J> it's for pc too
22:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe
24:00 <simba> thats weird
24:00 <simba> its like super mario
24:00 <simba> but HD and with dark trees
25:00 <slinky_J> haha
26:00 <slinky_J> much anticipated, I must get :P
26:00 <slinky_J> is 26 bux :P
27:00 <slinky_J> Gameplay programmer David Clark described the team as being inspired by current and classic adventure games, notably the Rayman and Metroid franchises, and that Ori is intended as a "love letter" to those games.[6]
27:00 <slinky_J> The designers say they were guided by works such as The Lion King and The Iron Giant and that it is a "coming-of-age story".[6] The art style is meant to appear hand-drawn, similar to the more recent Rayman titles that utilize Ubisoft's "UbiArt" graphics engine; the game instead uses the Unity engine.
30:00 <simba> metroid and rayman?
30:00 <simba> just say its a mario clone u dickheads
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> downloaded rayman somethin the other day
30:00 <simba> ray man legends
32:00 <slinky_J> yup!
41:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
41:00 <slinky_J> looks like we might have two ghost buster movies on the horizon aye, male v female ahaha
42:00 <simba> or itd be seth rogan and jonah hill and one more of their faggot crew
42:00 <simba> the skinny jew 
43:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
43:00 <slinky_J> no shit
43:00 <simba> i saw like 15 mins of "21 jump street" it was some of the toughest film ive ever sat through
43:00 <simba> my friends have terrible taste
43:00 <slinky_J> I'd be down for this Pixels movie if tsandler and james werent in it
43:00 <slinky_J> yeah same
43:00 <simba> and i saw fasta nd furious 6
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> not even any racing
43:00 <simba> gimmie 1 car race
43:00 <simba> like teh old days
50:00 <Devil45> the first death race movie has more action and driving scenes than fast and furious 6
52:00 <simba> is it worth watching
52:00 <simba> jason statham is like vinnie jones baby brother
52:00 <Devil45> hes tougher than luke goss
53:00 <Devil45> luke was in the second and third death race films
53:00 <Devil45> yea its ok - its like carmageddon meets need for speed underground.
54:00 <slinky_J> err
54:00 <slinky_J> they switched the franchise from racing
54:00 <slinky_J> switched genres
54:00 <slinky_J> since fast 5
54:00 <simba> i no it was a 'heist movie'
54:00 <slinky_J> vinnie jones is a terrible actor tho bro lol
54:00 <slinky_J> statham isnt great either
55:00 <slinky_J> they both belong in guy ritchie films
55:00 <simba> they relegated the black guy from number 2 from this energetic wild ass dude to this lineless backup guy
55:00 <slinky_J> lmao
55:00 <slinky_J> yer
56:00 <Devil45> statham may not be great but hes better than luke goss
59:00 <slinky_J> this divergent movie is so shit
59:00 <slinky_J> try hard harry potterness
59:00 <simba> they both belong on teh football pitch
59:00 <slinky_J> with no magic
00:00 <Devil45> if harry potter carried a magnum instead of a wand, he would be known as dirty harry potter.
00:00 <slinky_J> hehe
00:00 <slinky_J> its thanks to harry potter that we have all of these bs movies and sequels
00:00 <Devil45> yup.
01:00 <slinky_J> there was no reason to reboot spiderman, they did and then they fucked up and cant make a third amazing spider man
01:00 <slinky_J> so they will reboot it again!
01:00 <Devil45> as if batman begins wasnt bad enough
01:00 <Devil45> they went further and made superman returns
01:00 <slinky_J> not a fan of that movie
01:00 <slinky_J> or that
01:00 <Devil45> then it was dark knight
01:00 <slinky_J> yeah but dark knight rocks
02:00 <Devil45> if you mean the late heath ledger yea
02:00 <slinky_J> i liked rises, mostly for bane but there was too much going on in rises
02:00 <slinky_J> dark knight was simple
02:00 <simba> they have to reboot everything cos they ran outta ideas
03:00 <simba> and dumbass people are actually calling for it
03:00 <simba> constant remakes and going backwards
03:00 <Devil45> 21 jump street was average - but then jonah hill made 22 jump street
03:00 <simba> which was woeful
03:00 <simba> extremely hard to sit through
03:00 <simba> and all the gay innuendo
03:00 <simba> whats with that
03:00 <Devil45> i did like the lamborghini murcielago in 22 jump street despite it being orange
03:00 <slinky_J> i liked the beginning of 22 jump street
04:00 <slinky_J> when he's acting homie
04:00 <Devil45> reminded me of tdu 1
04:00 <slinky_J> brb fone
04:00 <Devil45> which was a good game
06:00 <slinky_J> ahhh the good old days of Vaudeville
07:00 <slinky_J> how I miss it
07:00 <slinky_J> before the talkies came along
07:00 <slinky_J> ohh yeaa baby the big band music
07:00 <Dugnuts> cool, they have built a duplex tranceiver on one chip
07:00 <slinky_J> and the illegal hooch
07:00 <Dugnuts> expect things using radio to get even smaller and more energy efficient
07:00 <slinky_J> THE FUTURE IS NOW
08:00 <slinky_J> the only truly noticable thing to have change during my lifetime is technology
08:00 <slinky_J> everything else's remained the same
09:00 <simba> tech me up scotty
10:00 <slinky_J> I wonder if they will even make star trek 3
10:00 <simba> i know a white middle class girl starting dance lessons called "twekshop"
10:00 <simba> twerk**
10:00 <slinky_J> oh glob :/
10:00 <slinky_J> twerking is such a turn off
11:00 <simba> i dont get it
11:00 <slinky_J> are we becoming more animalistic?
11:00 <simba> it looks like ur being tasered
11:00 <slinky_J> looks like something an ape would do lol
11:00 <slinky_J> like a female chimp twerking to show her ass to the males
12:00 <simba> its intriguing how young girls are brainwashed into thinking retarded shit like "pole dancing is an artform"
12:00 <slinky_J> srsly that's how I see it.
12:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha yer man
12:00 <slinky_J> and that stripping is a "profession" and that porn isnt "slutty"
12:00 <simba> seduction of the chimp
12:00 <slinky_J> Seduction of the Chimp 2; Silverback Style
12:00 <simba> theyre starting to genuinely believe its art
13:00 <psYbR> imokaywiththis.jpg
13:00 <slinky_J> i cannot understand how they believe prostitution was the first profession
13:00 <slinky_J> being a soldier was a profession
13:00 <simba> like for women
13:00 <psYbR> shush simba, the sluts might realise they're being sluts
13:00 <slinky_J> you need people to pay for sex for prostitution to be a "profession"
13:00 <simba> dw theyre totally brainwashed
13:00 <slinky_J> and those people need a profession that brings income to pay for prostitution so um
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:00 <simba> what came first the prostitute or the soldiier
14:00 <simba> the age old q
14:00 <slinky_J> the politician
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
15:00 <slinky_J> farming would most likely be the worlds oldest profession.
16:00 <simba> the first job was noah
16:00 <simba> building the arc
16:00 <simba> he was paid with 3 wishes right
16:00 <simba> god gave him a Lexus, a million dollars cash in a briefcase and a supermodel wife
16:00 <simba> and thats the story of noah and the arc
16:00 <slinky_J> werd
16:00 <slinky_J> noah let god kill the dinosaurs :(
17:00 <slinky_J> or noah did it because he hated dinosaurs!
17:00 <slinky_J> aint nothin like being nibble by a t rex ma friend.
18:00 <simba> noah was a dinosaur
18:00 <simba> everything we know is dinosaur folklore
20:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
20:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for jurassic world siighh
23:00 <TheRon> this fire this fire this fire we lit it
24:00 <simba> TheRock 
24:00 <Fez> the moment the breasts were released i smiled
24:00 <slinky_J> one day simba will run a movie studio
24:00 <slinky_J> etc
24:00 <slinky_J> and all problems will be fixed
24:00 <simba> like emmanuelle
25:00 <TheRon> how manty more cheech and chong movies can one make??
25:00 <slinky_J> and a theme park with baby animals
25:00 <slinky_J> all baby ones aawww
25:00 <simba> im the next tarantino
25:00 <slinky_J> aha
25:00 <TheRon> baby animals as the house band??
26:00 <TheRon> good band
27:00 <simba> lifes a game, wanna play
27:00 <TheRon> go dees
28:00 <simba> who geelong got r1
28:00 <TheRon> hawthorn on easter monday
28:00 <simba> oh yeah
28:00 <simba> woot
28:00 <simba> mite get SMASHED
29:00 <TheRon> geelong always wins
29:00 <Fez> pakistan for the W?
30:00 <TheRon> pakistan is gonna get smashed
31:00 <Fez> reckon?
31:00 <TheRon> feel the rythm with my hands, feel the rythm while you can, spoonman!
32:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
32:00 <Fez> why such an inverted face?
33:00 <TheRon> you have the face of a breast
33:00 <Fez> are you coming onto me?
33:00 <TheRon> no!
33:00 <Fez> phew
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> pooooooo!
35:00 <slinky_J> guess wot
35:00 <slinky_J> im a divergent
35:00 <slinky_J> !
35:00 <TheRon> i'm a prisoner of society
36:00 <slinky_J> the chick in this movie is yuk
36:00 <slinky_J> like jennifer lawrence yuk
36:00 <TheRon> great breasts
37:00 <slinky_J> yeah pal breasts arent the be all
37:00 <TheRon> they're not?
38:00 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
38:00 <slinky_J> im kindve glad this chick isnt the classic hottie though
38:00 <slinky_J> yer but you're an "aussie bloke"
39:00 <TheRon> good chicks with great norgs
40:00 <TheRon> im an ocker and my best mates name is robbo
40:00 <simba> blast from the past for TheRon https://youtu.be/Th0ysF38kuU
42:00 <TheRon> titwillow titwillow titwillow
44:00 <TheRon> well that cans empty
45:00 <Fez> theron is fbi
46:00 <TheRon> federal breast inspector
46:00 <Fez> i beleive it
46:00 <TheRon> many wouldn't
47:00 <Fez> their loss
48:00 <slinky_J> simba have you seen ULTRAVIOLET?
48:00 <Fez> cricket or breasts?
48:00 <slinky_J> such a sick movie
48:00 <TheRon> it's still rock and roll to me
48:00 <TheRon> does women's cricket have breasts?
49:00 <TheRon> women cricketers  aren't all lesbians are they?
50:00 <Floss> oh deffo
51:00 <TheRon> women's football though
51:00 <TheRon> is there women's rugby league?
51:00 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
53:00 <TheRon> girls should stick to girl sports
53:00 <slinky_J> more wrong than watching guys grab ass?
54:00 <TheRon> i'm worried about breast squashage
55:00 <slinky_J> men in the german infantry have been getting breast reductions 
55:00 <slinky_J> because when they pull the rifle into their chest, over time it becomes fatty
56:00 <TheRon> have they considered the bro or tne mansier?
57:00 <TheRon> its a support for men
57:00 <Fez> womens jelly wrestling?
57:00 <TheRon> nah thats awesome
58:00 <TheRon> why does brown eyed girl sound dirty now?
00:00 <TheRon> i'm bringing out a cd it's called "random thoughts from TheRon!"
02:00 <TheRon> i like the new paul mccartney song
02:00 <slinky_J> cant they all just stop making music for one year
02:00 <slinky_J> is that too much to ask?
04:00 <TheRon> now i'm fourfiveseconds from violence
13:00 <slinky_J> this movie killed my soul
16:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
43:00 <couleurs> Hi EvErY BoDeY
59:00 <TheRon> couleurs: have you met arnie the koala i think it's pieter
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RowVtHqpCc
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> no
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> this is arnie
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIDJQuEMdS8
11:00 <TheRon> rehab?
19:00 <slinky_J> ooooh yeah out back is nice n swept up!
25:00 <TheRon> everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you
29:00 <ooomp> Evening kids
30:00 <TheRon> hi
30:00 <ooomp> hi
30:00 <slinky_J> mmm mouth wash
30:00 <slinky_J> feels like I could set fire to my mouth!
30:00 <StrykerX> No
30:00 <slinky_J> spose should go buy smokes hmz
31:00 <ooomp> Death by tar
31:00 <slinky_J> yeah well
31:00 <slinky_J> beats death by gym junky
31:00 <TheRon> you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
31:00 <slinky_J> everyone needs a vice ooomp!
31:00 <slinky_J> yours is being mean to slinky
32:00 <slinky_J> :P
32:00 <ooomp> Stop smoking and take up pokies
32:00 <slinky_J> fk off beagle
32:00 <slinky_J> doesnt pokies make you want to smoke and drink anyway?
32:00 <ooomp> Probably
33:00 <ooomp> Just don't smoke
33:00 <TheRon> i think we should teach kids to gamble
33:00 <slinky_J> what do I do if I'm not smoking?
33:00 <TheRon> teach them maths and resposiblilty
33:00 <ooomp> Wank
33:00 <ooomp> Same sort of hand action anyway
34:00 <TheRon> you don't?
35:00 <Dugnuts> save money?
35:00 <Dugnuts> smell better?
35:00 <Dugnuts> enjoy the taste of food more?
35:00 <Dugnuts> have clean nails?
36:00 <Dugnuts> so many things to do instead of smoking!
36:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
36:00 <TheRon> knitting?
37:00 <ooomp> couleurs 
38:00 <couleurs> rules
39:00 <ooomp> !
39:00 <slinky_J> wank..
39:00 <slinky_J> need a cig, wank
39:00 <slinky_J> otayyyy
41:00 <ooomp> Yeah
42:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <ooomp> George Michael style
47:00 <couleurs> what's da goss
48:00 <ooomp> I had chicken for din dins
49:00 <Fez> i spy with my little eye something beginning with ooomp
49:00 <couleurs> Pics
51:00 <Dugnuts> or it didnt happen
53:00 <couleurs> noodles!!!!!!!!
53:00 <Dugnuts> omg
53:00 <Dugnuts> im on insta
54:00 <Dugnuts> does that mean i get nudies?
55:00 <ooomp> Yes
55:00 <ooomp> Now
56:00 <couleurs> ha ha 
02:00 <simba> <TheRon> Foo Fighters - Best of You
20:00 <couleurs> RiP BvB :'(
30:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> Justin Timberlake - I'm Bringing Sexy Back Song
37:00 <simba> rip
37:00 <simba> italians are due 
37:00 <simba> mite even nick another CL on pens
37:00 <simba> under will b partyin
42:00 <couleurs> juve owned teh match
42:00 <couleurs> from start 2 finish
42:00 <couleurs> bvb hardly played
42:00 <couleurs> best thing was hummels tackle on morata
43:00 <couleurs> should've put immobile on and kagawa
43:00 <couleurs> was van gaal coaching 2 day or what
44:00 <couleurs> juve were bad last season so they deserve it
45:00 <couleurs> so does psg
45:00 <simba> theres teh final
45:00 <simba> psg 2 beat bayern
46:00 <simba> i mean
46:00 <simba> juve
46:00 <simba> now i dont know whats going to happen!!!
47:00 <couleurs> porto vs monaco would be good
47:00 <couleurs> bayern vs atletico
47:00 <couleurs> barca vs juve
47:00 <couleurs> psg vs real
47:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <couleurs> i want those 1s ok
48:00 <couleurs> not bayern vs barca again etc
48:00 <couleurs> ps444444444
48:00 <simba> bayern porto
49:00 <simba> sik teamz
49:00 <simba> needs more red men
49:00 <couleurs> bayern juve psg barca last 4
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who won yesterday morning?
52:00 <couleurs> in what...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how can Russel Crowe destroy every fucking movie he is in?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> in the EPL
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just watched the Water Diviner today
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and the movie was ok ... but Russ destroyed it as usual
53:00 <Fez> the same way you destroy every irc network you join
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he is never anything than Russel Crowe
53:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like it Fez put me on ignore and fuck up
53:00 <Fez> you abusive fuck
54:00 <couleurs> idk epl suxxxxxx
54:00 <Fez> im the only one who answers you and you get abusive
54:00 <unique> I'm almost 100% certain there is an ignore feature for a reason.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:53] <Fez> the same way you destroy every irc network you join
54:00 <Bastardly_One> then fucking use ignore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and stfu
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what did you expect?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot ... go have another drink loser
55:00 <Bastardly_One> have heard all about your drinking 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hobbit 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you 
55:00 <Fez> it was just a joke b1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was it hot up there today?
55:00 <Fez> no need to get defensive
55:00 <unique> Me?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Umm gonna call you Took
56:00 <Fez> all about my drinking huh?
56:00 <unique> Yeah, dunno where that came from though, only meant to be 25 tomorrow..
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the hobbit that married Bilbo but I forget her name 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
56:00 <Fez> oh no,.. he has personal info
56:00 <Fez> woe is me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, it was 30 here today so I thought it must of been really hot up there
56:00 <unique> Copped 39 today around 4pm. Hate it.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so it was ... I live in the coldest place in the state (IMO) and if we hit 30 I was sure it must of be about 40
57:00 <unique> I'm quite content around 28 degrees.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm happy about 20
58:00 <unique> Ahh it's the timing though, peaked st school pick up time.. :/
58:00 <unique> *at
58:00 <slinky_J> WELL YOU'RE NOT 20
58:00 <slinky_J> so start acting 60!
59:00 <slinky_J> like your real age! I know all about you slinky_J!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I finally remembered the hobbit's name
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Belladonna Took
59:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... I'm happy now
59:00 <slinky_J> fkn went to watch that five armies today
59:00 <slinky_J> stupid YTs rip fkd up
59:00 <slinky_J> had to watched Divergent
59:00 <slinky_J> I FUCKING DIED INSIDE WATCHING THAT B1.
00:00 <unique> Lol
00:00 <unique> Shuttup Josh.
00:00 <unique> Btw, you did not delete me off fb.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> use yify
00:00 <slinky_J> that is not my name, my name is Dorian.
00:00 <slinky_J> ino I didn't
00:00 <slinky_J> lel!
00:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
00:00 <unique> Hah
00:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:00 <unique> Shithead.
00:00 <slinky_J> y would I :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
00:00 <slinky_J> me too brb
00:00 <unique> I went on a freaking mission to suss that out.
01:00 <unique> Yeah me too brb
01:00 <nate> fb buuuudddies!
01:00 <slinky_J> lolz
01:00 <slinky_J> uno i luv u natey ;)
01:00 <slinky_J> I imagine ur a super model bro ;D
01:00 <unique> Who is nate
02:00 <slinky_J> Nate the Mate!
02:00 <nate> im slinky_Js fan boy
02:00 <unique> Ok. Hi Nate
02:00 <unique> That's nice
02:00 <nate> cause hes dangerous!
02:00 <nate> and an exceptional lover
03:00 <unique> No doubt
05:00 <slinky_J> b1 b jelly he cant get this game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjc-u8oCYmY
05:00 <slinky_J> cept on pc :P :P
05:00 <unique> Damnit. Feel like a vanilla chai latte.
05:00 <slinky_J> yumm
05:00 <slinky_J> dangerious! me so dangerous, me so dangerous!
05:00 <slinky_J> this game so cute! <3 *giggelz*
05:00 <nate> why would u want such a homo game
06:00 <slinky_J> cause the games I play are all about killing? lolz
06:00 <slinky_J> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWwwwwwwwwww
06:00 <slinky_J> he haaaww
06:00 <unique> Why not, we're all homos here.
06:00 <slinky_J> He-Haw; The Next Generation
06:00 <unique> I like penis.
06:00 <slinky_J> b1 should get that reference.
07:00 <unique> OH MY GAWD. It's asleep. Praise the freaking lord.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> back
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this queer I know in America brings out the worst in me 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> turns me into sounding like a typical australian homophobe 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> trolls me so fucking hard 
10:00 <unique> Lol
17:00 <couleurs> sounds gay.
17:00 <unique> nate is a bit rude. Didn't even say Hi back.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who sounds gay?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you have a vagina
18:00 <unique> Oh.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nate only speaks to penis
19:00 <unique> Nate doesn't like vagina?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh 
19:00 <unique> Fair call
19:00 <couleurs> idk just wanted 2 make a lil joke
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh got it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry ... hard day 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another inuendo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> did I mention the Water Diviner would of been a good movie to watch with the folks or whatever
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for Russel Crowe?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that cunt to hell
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ruins every movie ... he can't act ... he is always himself
25:00 <slinky_J> my first best mate from reception
25:00 <slinky_J> requested me on fb
25:00 <slinky_J> lel!
26:00 <slinky_J> we were such terrors bwabababahaHAHAaheheheahwahajejejejejew
27:00 <Bastardly_One> reception is?
28:00 <slinky_J> before year one
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> saw him in 2005
29:00 <slinky_J> never thought I'd hear from this dude again in my life
29:00 <slinky_J> let alone him searchin me lol
31:00 <slinky_J> aha I think he's a bikie now ey
31:00 <slinky_J> wtf is HUNTERS MC
32:00 <slinky_J> i like the name lolz 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> google it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is a thailand chapter
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably went to thailand 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and confused MC with My Cock
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thought he was gonna join a bunch of ladyboys on scooters
34:00 <slinky_J> he found me through a mate of mine
34:00 <slinky_J> LOL my cock!
35:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> your mate is talking shit 
35:00 <slinky_J> I'd be a bikie if I could wear lynx at least!
35:00 <slinky_J> OLD SPICE!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem thai based
35:00 <slinky_J> something to smell good
35:00 <slinky_J> and shave..
35:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
35:00 <unique> Lmao lady boys on scooters
35:00 <Bastardly_One> google and you will see yourself
35:00 <slinky_J> I saw that trans gender chick model on The Project
35:00 <slinky_J> didnt know for a min 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they help the Hells Angels out in Thailand
35:00 <slinky_J> I was like hmmm not bad
35:00 <slinky_J> then I realised
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that seems to be it though
35:00 <slinky_J> and then they brought it up and confirmed it
36:00 <slinky_J> my dick totes felt guilty
36:00 <slinky_J> ;D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there is this all female arab bikie gang
36:00 <slinky_J> LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN!!
36:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha srs?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and they go around on jazzed up jap bikes
36:00 <slinky_J> sounds like a hairy outfit huhu
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in head scarfs and shit 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I will see if I can find them hang on 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they are funny as (to me)
37:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
37:00 <slinky_J> best way to be a criminal
37:00 <slinky_J> is to be one on your own
37:00 <slinky_J> ;)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a news story on them though ages ago
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're not criminal
38:00 <slinky_J> you ever need someone you gotta make sure they know shit or you can get rid of them
38:00 <slinky_J> ey
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they are kind of like enforcing laws in their own way
38:00 <slinky_J> I don't do crime, well nothing bad anymore
38:00 <slinky_J> too easy to get caught
38:00 <slinky_J> people dog on you too easy
38:00 <slinky_J> no honour amongst thieves
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like a gaggle of vigilante bitches
38:00 <Bastardly_One> on rice burners
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> looking like they're dressed up to go to the mall
39:00 <slinky_J> I mean I'll sell valiums to a mate that gets them from a gp but not often enough
39:00 <slinky_J> because he's a best mate
39:00 <slinky_J> and he doesnt abuse them and he doesnt ask me every week for them
39:00 <slinky_J> so I don't mind that kind've illegal activity
41:00 <Adonis> lol
42:00 <Adonis> I got raided last week, I don't do anything illegal either
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and sound perfectly fine
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so you are still whacking up those roids
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting them from somewhere
42:00 <nate> hot chix came over and stole all of Adonis's panties
43:00 <nate> ala panty raid
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the proudest drug addict I've seen in a long time Adonis
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the most depressing thing on telly before
43:00 <simba> the news
44:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy 75 with empysema
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was thinking ... fuck that is gonna be me that poor cunt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going through a real issue with how I am gonna die at the moment ... alone in some hospital 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he had family but that's beside the point
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was about the broken hill mines and this old dude got it working in them from the dust and shit
45:00 <couleurs> hope stebie gets your ps4 n fifa 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was brought on partially from dust 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll put them in my will to him 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just for you
46:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
47:00 <slinky_J> raided
47:00 <slinky_J> i fucking hate that
47:00 <slinky_J> cunts treat you like shit
47:00 <slinky_J> n if you havent done anythin it just makes you angry
47:00 <slinky_J> because you cant go smash the cunt that gives you the most shit
48:00 <slinky_J> cops think they're above the law man
48:00 <slinky_J> one day ppl will get fed up with how the cops treat ppl
49:00 <couleurs> 1 day ppl will get feed up on prizza!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <couleurs> RiP BvB :'(
05:00 <slinky_J> couleurs
05:00 <slinky_J> get ori and the dark forest for pc
05:00 <slinky_J> :P
05:00 <slinky_J> i got one u should get
05:00 <slinky_J> #DARB
06:00 <slinky_J> :P iz a fewtballz gaem
06:00 <slinky_J> so fun!
06:00 <couleurs> how bout no
06:00 <slinky_J> how bout u love fifa so much get #DARB and stfu
06:00 <couleurs> w/eves
07:00 <Zade> totes
07:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQa5rwQaVV8
07:00 <slinky_J> #IDARB even
07:00 <slinky_J> itz based on soccer u looser!
08:00 <couleurs> idc 
08:00 <slinky_J> wotch it couleurs!
08:00 <slinky_J> pfff
08:00 <slinky_J> it's a fkn sick sport game
08:00 <slinky_J> u suk!
09:00 <couleurs> no u
11:00 <slinky_J> nou!
11:00 <slinky_J> plz watch
11:00 <slinky_J> pls pl zzz
11:00 <slinky_J> its fun n u can dl it on ur ps4!!
11:00 <slinky_J> xD
11:00 <couleurs> Ok
11:00 <slinky_J> :D :D :D :D   :D :P
11:00 <slinky_J> yayyy
11:00 <couleurs> xD
11:00 <slinky_J> shouold be free aswell!
12:00 <slinky_J> wooo yeaayah!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks stupid
13:00 <Picard> evening
13:00 <couleurs> agreed.
13:00 <couleurs> closed.
13:00 <couleurs> give me FiFa or die
13:00 <Picard> die
14:00 <Bastardly_One> anything to say about unique while she is actually here Pictard?
14:00 <StrykerX> He hasn't got the balls
14:00 <StrykerX> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I told her of the accusation and she thinks you are trash
14:00 <couleurs> shut up Picard u fat bald imbersile
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're waiting cunt?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can go on and on about her when she isn't here 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in relation to me 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now she is here lets hear it 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> just as I suspected
15:00 <Bastardly_One> coward
15:00 <British^Meat> take it to tacos server u bald retards
16:00 <StrykerX> She's over 18
16:00 <StrykerX> He's not interested
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you'll be waiting a long time 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> snap Stryker
16:00 <unique> Hahahah I'm OLD now
16:00 <StrykerX> You're used goods now
16:00 <StrykerX> Sorry.
16:00 <unique> Drats.
16:00 <unique> I'm so devo.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you never did live the dream though did you?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that freaked me out for ages by the way
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> Who knows? You could've had a bald old man back when you were 16
17:00 <StrykerX> Do you feel like you've missed out?
18:00 <unique> Admittedly I've always liked older guys..
18:00 <unique> When I was 16.. had a 20 yr old bf. You know. Age gaps like that.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony in this though is he is 2yrs younger than I am
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <StrykerX> 16 to 20 is one thing
19:00 <Picard> wow Bastardly_One is angry
19:00 <StrykerX> 16 to 35 is another
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am angry?
19:00 <Picard> hello unique how are u?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> coward
19:00 <Bastardly_One> start the shit now she is actually here
19:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i read your rampage above, u must be angry
19:00 <unique> I'm good, I'm also 26. Fuck off.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no rampage
19:00 <StrykerX> LOL
19:00 <Picard> u old bitch
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey unique
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had this thought
20:00 <Picard> i actually saw u the other day, driving past the waves 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how you shrink when you get older?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going to be fucked!
20:00 <StrykerX> How Picard read your reply unique: <unique> I'm good, I'm also 16. Fuck me.
20:00 <unique> No kidding. I work there. You fucking stalker.
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Picard> i was working over the load at the refugee centre 
21:00 <Picard> hardly stalking you lol
21:00 <StrykerX> Refugee? Thought you worked on ACs?
21:00 <StrykerX> Mate, keep your story straight.
21:00 <Picard> road*
21:00 <Picard> cant u read moron?
21:00 <Picard> "AT" the refugee centre
22:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:20] <Picard> i was working over the load at the refugee centre 
22:00 <StrykerX> Work for the dole mate?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you were sitting outside the refugee centre whacking off?
22:00 <Picard> nuh mate, im not like you
22:00 <StrykerX> Are you working in the childrens division?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking sicko
22:00 <Picard> its called a constrution site
22:00 <Bastardly_One> more like what I said
22:00 <Picard> nuh Bastardly_One again thats your style if 12yos are around
23:00 <StrykerX> Ironic comments are ironic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting there whacking off over the teenage sudanese
23:00 <Picard> i heard u were arrested for jerking off at a school crossing, this true Bastardly_One?
23:00 <StrykerX> Picard, how was netball?
23:00 <StrykerX> Drooling over the girls again?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I have an avo ... 200 mtrs near any school and I'm fucked
23:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, no second prizes
23:00 <StrykerX> ..why?
24:00 <Picard> doest stop u heading out at night and jerking off over the sign
24:00 <clubsamwich> haha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I am sure unique would love to hear what you've had to say 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> to her face that is 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> let
24:00 <Bastardly_One> s
24:00 <StrykerX> Who the hell jerks over a sign?
24:00 <Picard> i cant see her
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hear it
24:00 <StrykerX> Are you retarded?
24:00 <British^Meat> "to her face"
24:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
24:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One does, anything that concerns under age boys gets him excited
24:00 <Bastardly_One> twat bat sit the fuck down 
24:00 <British^Meat> calm down lol
25:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
25:00 <StrykerX> This channel is full of irony tonight
25:00 <Picard> ffs U
25:00 <StrykerX> Particularly Picard 
25:00 <Picard> i have some ironing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol see?
25:00 <Picard> wanna do it?
25:00 <Adonis> lol nah slinky_J 
25:00 <StrykerX>  <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
25:00 <Picard> i met unique u idiots, never denied it
25:00 <StrykerX> That's all I needed to read.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows all about the story and I never ever lived in Geelong then for one
26:00 <Adonis> didn't you see my kankle pi on fb?
26:00 <clubsamwich> i'm almost ready to jump in, just as soon as i figure out who the teams are
26:00 <Adonis> I'm just fat now and have crazy oedema
26:00 <StrykerX> clubsamwich, standard "teams"
26:00 <StrykerX> World vs Picard 
26:00 <clubsamwich> i met molested_mango, anyone remember her?
26:00 <StrykerX> I do, vaguely
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and to be honest I can't even remember how old unique was when I met her and I only met her because of a party
26:00 <Picard> nope
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I do clubsamwich
26:00 <unique> Yeah I do sort of.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hung out with her a bit 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but she went way fucking weird on me one day and that was that
26:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, she was alright
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ang
27:00 <Picard> unique who was the bitch who lived near the bridge in cureton who was always on here?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> good chick
27:00 <Adonis> no idea who it is
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she had a major codine habit though
27:00 <clubsamwich> i think she could be very socially awkward at times, poor kid
27:00 <Adonis> and Ive been on and off of here for like 10 years
27:00 <Bastardly_One> addicted to neurofin
27:00 <unique> I was nearly 18 b1. We gung out with several others.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she was totally socially awkward
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that was why I liked her to begin with ... I'm a bit of a loser too ... awesome but awkward
28:00 <clubsamwich> perfect candidate for irc
28:00 <StrykerX> I've seen her on here not long ago I think
28:00 <Picard> unique where is your cousin nowdays?
28:00 <StrykerX> Under her go fuck yourself nick
28:00 <Adonis> i've had 2 ex's from ircc
28:00 <unique> Melbourne. Has been for years.
28:00 <Picard> ok
28:00 <clubsamwich> she popped up in places online after she disappeared, like on oasisactive and then on imdb
29:00 <clubsamwich> a message here and there then nothing
29:00 <Picard> crispy was here a week or so back
29:00 <clubsamwich> like she was embarrassed to run into my on the world wide net
29:00 <clubsamwich> run into me*
29:00 <unique> Can see what Crispy is up to on Fb.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> stop pm'ing her Picard
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't want to see your tiny slug still
30:00 <Bastardly_One> even if she is now legal
30:00 <Adonis> i think I remember that name
30:00 <StrykerX> It didn't impress her when she was 15
30:00 <Picard> she is married, im not about to show her
30:00 <StrykerX> I doubt you'd be better off now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she also knows what you've said so don't pretend to be innocent ... we've never lost touch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you that and you fell for it hook line and sinker
31:00 <Picard> wy does she care if i call u a pedo>
31:00 <Picard> we all know u are
31:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of pedos
31:00 <StrykerX>  <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
31:00 <Picard> why else did the cops raid u and take your pcs?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> because you involve her in it #1 ... and she knows for a fact I helped bust the channel pedo 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she found him ffs
32:00 <Adonis> nothing wrong with being raided
32:00 <Picard> lol Adonis
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cops took my PCs?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooook then
32:00 <Picard> wll that was the ruour
32:00 <clubsamwich> whatever happened to Nintoxicated and Caek?
32:00 <Picard> rumour
32:00 <unique> Caught him out. He was shocking.
32:00 <Picard> poor b1
32:00 <Adonis> i think i remember the nickname unique from years ago
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and squaddy turned it around 
32:00 <StrykerX> Who's that, unique?
32:00 <Picard> and how do i know this is unique? the real under
32:00 <Picard> unique
32:00 <Adonis> but no idea who the fuck anyone is these days
33:00 <Bastardly_One> SlowMover
33:00 <Picard> Adonis any decent peptides around?
33:00 <Adonis> peptides are shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the one that busted him Stryker
33:00 <unique> I vaguely remember yours too Adonis.
33:00 <Picard> well whats good?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> we were at a party at his house
33:00 <Adonis> and I think novotropin is causing extremely bad odema
33:00 <Picard> hook me up with dank
33:00 <StrykerX> Oright
33:00 <unique> Full on set that up and caught him out.
33:00 <Adonis> I can leave my thumb mark in my ankles
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was smoking a joint in the corner where I hadnt moved from for hours
33:00 <Bastardly_One> boy did I move after that shit 
34:00 <gs69azza> this is my old nickname
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we all left within a minute of that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in shocked silent disgust
34:00 <unique`> This is my old name.
34:00 <StrykerX> We going oldschool?
34:00 <gs69azza> yeahhh I remember now
34:00 <StrykerX> lol
34:00 <Picard> what other nicks did u use unique`
34:00 <Picard> :P
35:00 <unique`> pr0digy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember the B1 guy?
35:00 <gs69azza> i remember you typing in pink text
35:00 <Picard> and?
35:00 <gs69azza> either you or fantas1ze
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he ended up leaving because he got sick of everyone saying B1 meaning me
35:00 <StrykerX> OH
35:00 <StrykerX> mrwuf was here!
35:00 <unique`> ][ce
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I never noticed either
35:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> re: mrwuf
36:00 <gs69azza> well I'm gonna pack the gym up, stay active so I have something to do when I sauna at home
36:00 <StrykerX> Picard is getting frustrated
36:00 <gs69azza> I'm freaking the fuck out, thinking I'm gonna have a heart attack
36:00 <StrykerX> Cause people aren't biting
36:00 <StrykerX> He'll melt down soon
36:00 <Picard> StrykerX when do u get another supervised visit?
37:00 <StrykerX> Picard, how's the wife?
37:00 <gs69azza> Picard asks me the same thing everytime, always about peptides
37:00 <StrykerX> Picard, is she banging the neighbour again?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
37:00 <StrykerX> gs69azza, he has an infatuation with my son
37:00 <StrykerX> It's a bit creepy.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's erryn you tool
37:00 <Picard> StrykerX its wrong u beat the mother of your child
38:00 <unique`> It's wrong you're an ugly old pedo.
38:00 <StrykerX> loll
38:00 <StrykerX> I wouldn't mind seeing Picard's criminal record
38:00 <gs69azza> I have no idea what is oging on
38:00 <clubsamwich> would it be any better if he was a gorgeous young pedo?
38:00 <Picard> :P
38:00 <gs69azza> I have 8 counts of possession of illegal substances
38:00 <StrykerX> Roids?
39:00 <Picard> u will end up in jail gs69azza
39:00 <clubsamwich> lamp oil?
39:00 <gs69azza> yeah roids, coke, mdma
39:00 <StrykerX> Picard, if you can touch kids and escape jail
39:00 <gs69azza> Picard: probably, was raided last week
39:00 <StrykerX> Then gs69azza is pretty safe.
39:00 <Picard> u dick
39:00 <unique> Hardcare. I had my license suspended once.
39:00 <unique> I'm a rebel.
39:00 <StrykerX> unique, you badarse
39:00 <unique> Yep, that's me.
39:00 <Picard> StrykerX is that why u only get supervised visits?
39:00 <gs69azza> i also went to court for my license
39:00 <gs69azza> I was 77 over the limit
39:00 <gs69azza> :(
40:00 <unique> Me too Hah
40:00 <Picard> unique is a fraud
40:00 <gs69azza> had to go to court when my ex stabbed me
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well they probably thought your licence was fake having a booster seat and all to see over the dash
40:00 <unique> But, I was a nice girl.
40:00 <StrykerX> unique, picard is wanting tit pix from when you were 15
40:00 <StrykerX> Never mind him
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably thought you were 12
40:00 <gs69azza> anyways, definitely going now
40:00 <gs69azza> bbl
40:00 <Adonis> exec screen -d
40:00 <Bastardly_One> unique is the only person ever to need a booster seat in a classic mini to see over the dash
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that was Adonis?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that nick
41:00 <StrykerX> LOL
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you were funnier then
41:00 <StrykerX> Really?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and less boring
41:00 <Bastardly_One> really on what bit?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> noooooooooooooooo!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she is gonna get me for that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she is short though
41:00 <StrykerX> She might bite your kneecap
41:00 <StrykerX> That's about it
41:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One has a hardon 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not that tall myself but yeah 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <StrykerX> And Picard wants to suck it
42:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, how tall are you?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> five foot 7
42:00 <Picard> remembering the day he thought unique was runing away with him
42:00 <Bastardly_One> 170cm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you were paying attention elsewhere last night you know my weight
43:00 <StrykerX> lol
43:00 <clubsamwich> Bastardly_One is 4 foot high lying down
43:00 <StrykerX> Lil man
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm nothing but a little stick
43:00 <Bastardly_One> clubsamwich, have you always had that nick?
43:00 <Picard> creepy little pedo
43:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, Bastardly_One 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or might I know of you as another nick?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I've really noticed ya hey
44:00 <StrykerX> I remember clubsamwich 
44:00 <clubsamwich> :D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if he wasn't fighting me I probably don't remember
44:00 <MysteriousShado> Do you remember me? :P
44:00 <Picard> so who is unique?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's erryn you fucking idiot
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on her phone
44:00 <clubsamwich> yeah i remember you know, MysteriousShado 
44:00 <Picard> i dont think so
44:00 <Picard> :)
45:00 <MysteriousShado> I was alot more emo in the old days
45:00 <Bastardly_One> her man is on nightshift and she's bored
45:00 <clubsamwich> now*
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Grown up now
45:00 <clubsamwich> fuck this keyboard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it is idiot
45:00 <Picard> nightshift lol
45:00 <Picard> nice try cumstain
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just changed shifts or some shit
45:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, don't bother
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll get bored and fuck off again sooner than later I assure you
45:00 <Picard> if it was her she would of corrected me on what i said earlier
45:00 <StrykerX> He can't comprehend when the person in question is legal
46:00 <clubsamwich> i remember there was a golden era when this place used to be a laugh riot thursday nights
46:00 <StrykerX> clubsamwich, the funny ones got lives.
46:00 <StrykerX> :(
46:00 <Picard> so Bastardly_One u got 0wned
47:00 <clubsamwich> i reckon irc is due for a comeback
47:00 <Picard> nuh, its dead
47:00 <StrykerX>  -NickOP- *** Information about Slowmover [207] ***
47:00 <StrykerX>  -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
47:00 <StrykerX>  -NickOP- Last ident'd: Sat Mar 14 14:14:44 2015 GMT
47:00 <StrykerX> So he's still here for the kids
47:00 <StrykerX> Your mate, Picard?
47:00 <StrykerX> Got something in common after all.
47:00 <Picard> slowmover is b1
48:00 <clubsamwich> it can't be dead while the server is up
48:00 <clubsamwich> we had hipchat going at work until it got shut down by the dark hand of upper management and network security
49:00 <clubsamwich> a few of us started up a let's chat irc server but it really hasn't caught on
49:00 <clubsamwich> i don't think anything compares to communication via irc chat rooms
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I got owned?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> where and how exactly?
50:00 <Picard> u can read, u go figure it out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> turn my back for 5 seconds and miss it all apparently
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you complete spastic
50:00 <Picard> scroll u pedo cunt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you were owned the moment you logged in ... 
51:00 <Picard> says the cunt who doesnt leave the house until school hours, survives on dsp
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <clubsamwich> i'm going to try and revive austnet with a meetup group
52:00 <Picard> good for you
52:00 <Dugnuts> heh, good luck with that one
52:00 <clubsamwich> there are worse meetup ideas out there
52:00 <Serenity> dont even bother
52:00 <Picard> clubsamwich has a dream lol
53:00 <Serenity> bunch of head cases and meth heads
53:00 <clubsamwich> my mate started a meetup group called Do Whatever You Want
53:00 <clubsamwich> and basically if you rock up to the event, you have to go on stage for 3 minutes and do whatever you want
53:00 <Picard> hows that poor girl who was murdered in melbourne 
53:00 <clubsamwich> there are 2 pics from the first event, one guy is on his phone and another guy is eating a packet of chips
54:00 <Maurice> Ahh the good old irc meet up
54:00 <Maurice> These days you'd want to rock up in a bubble so you don't catch stds
54:00 <Picard> imagine b1 turning up lol
54:00 <clubsamwich> i don't think you understand how stds work, maureece
54:00 <Picard> dragging his oxygen tank on one hand, walking stick in the other 
55:00 <Maurice> With most of the people in here, they'd just jump on you
56:00 <clubsamwich> will you come to my irc meetup, Maurice?
56:00 <clubsamwich> i'll make you a baloney sandwich for your time
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the old melbourne meets were
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
56:00 <clubsamwich> amelia! amelia! come to my irc meetup event
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I could imagine half of them to be in prison by now
56:00 <clubsamwich> oh wait, i think you people have your LIONS crossed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the original meets that is 
57:00 <Dugnuts> so far it will just be you and him amelia
57:00 <Dugnuts> awesome party
57:00 <clubsamwich> i don't mean meetup in real life
57:00 <amelia> MAYBE THAT'S ALL WE NEED
57:00 <clubsamwich> i mean meetup on irc
57:00 <clubsamwich> like a planned session
57:00 <clubsamwich> with alcohol optional
57:00 <amelia> but I think I am busy washing my hair that night sozfwend
57:00 <clubsamwich> i mean alcohol recommended
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
58:00 <clubsamwich> haha sozfwend ... danish?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
58:00 <amelia> perhaps
58:00 <clubsamwich> sandwichish?
59:00 <clubsamwich> i remember seeing pics of those old meetups
59:00 <clubsamwich> it was like a ham planet convention
59:00 <amelia> were they exactly what you expected them to look like
00:00 <unique> My bad. Phone died.
00:00 <Picard> welcome back B1 
00:00 <unique> What did I miss
00:00 <Picard> not much jamie
00:00 <clubsamwich> no, i didn't think you could fit so many ugly people in one room
00:00 <clubsamwich> before seeing them
00:00 <Picard> :)
01:00 <amelia> ahahaha
01:00 <amelia> awwww
01:00 <unique> Huh
01:00 <amelia> poor IRC people, do you expect us to be models :(
01:00 <clubsamwich> Maurice, you're exactly right about the bubble, but i think a hazmat suit would have been funnier
01:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha
01:00 <clubsamwich> yes, i do, amelia
01:00 <clubsamwich> shame on you for not being a model
01:00 <unique> I was in the ice box and you never even knew it.
02:00 <amelia> I love food way too much
02:00 <clubsamwich> i still loved them though, ghastly as they were
03:00 <Picard> :P
03:00 <clubsamwich> carrots, amelia?
03:00 <clubsamwich> filthy
03:00 <amelia> dipped in sugar maybe
03:00 <slinky_J> o yeeaayuhh!
03:00 <unique> Just don't go stalking me at work again thanks.
04:00 <Picard> pmsl
04:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: don't be ashamed of loving something too much
04:00 <Picard> where do u work
04:00 <clubsamwich> coated in 4 kinds of sugar and dipped in rich, creamy butter
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard too has a love that he cannot quell
04:00 <amelia> oh I'm not ashamed
04:00 <clubsamwich> with a gravy chaser
04:00 <unique> Waves. Creche director.
04:00 <Picard> poor kids
04:00 <unique> Yep
04:00 <Picard> i guess if they are little cunts u can drown them
05:00 <unique> Is that how you knew my new car. Stalked my fb.
05:00 <Picard> car?
06:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
06:00 <amelia> you are too kind
07:00 <clubsamwich> i am too kind, i should go chop off my arms
07:00 <amelia> make it snappy
08:00 <clubsamwich> snappy like crap pincers?
08:00 <clubsamwich> crab
08:00 <clubsamwich> dammit
08:00 <Picard> who mentioned your car unique?
08:00 <clubsamwich> crimestoppers
08:00 <unique> Did you say you saw me drive past?
08:00 <Picard> nope
08:00 <clubsamwich> he saw through his rifle scope
08:00 <amelia> oh he can pick you up for the IRC meet
09:00 <unique> Can't go back and check what you said now, phone died.
09:00 <Picard> of course
09:00 <Picard> cool story bro
09:00 <StrykerX> He said he drove past
09:00 <StrykerX> And saw you
10:00 <StrykerX> Meaning he knows your car
10:00 <StrykerX> Meaning he's been on your FB.
10:00 <TokenDaRing> <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
10:00 <StrykerX> LOL
10:00 <Picard> i was driving, u were walking
10:00 <TokenDaRing> straight from the mouth of the man himself
10:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
10:00 <Picard> well the real unique was
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard likes to meet teenage girls
10:00 <unique> Walking into work.
10:00 <StrykerX> Confessions of the channel kiddie lover.
10:00 <Picard> its called a typo
10:00 <unique> Or leaving. Depends what time.
11:00 <Picard> shit i dunno
11:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, TokenDaRing, he didn't mean to confess it
11:00 <Picard> i was driving past
11:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: yeah I'm getting that
11:00 <StrykerX> It was subconscious typing.
11:00 <clubsamwich> driving past in a parked car
11:00 <Picard> i is next to u, simple mistake cretin
11:00 <clubsamwich> car/cardboard box with shoulder straps
12:00 <StrykerX> LOL
12:00 <StrykerX> Same thing
13:00 <StrykerX> Poor unique 
13:00 <StrykerX> Too close to the monster
13:00 <Serenity> you guys are all fucked in the head
13:00 <clubsamwich> too close to the monster and no hazmat suit
13:00 <Picard> we were neighbours
13:00 <amelia> how the fuck do you all know so much about each other
13:00 <clubsamwich> Serenitysan!
13:00 <Picard> amelia we are all stalkers
13:00 <Serenity> amelia everyones been here for like 15 years
13:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Picard> we have no life
14:00 <Serenity> speak for yourself
14:00 <amelia> I don't know whether to laugh or cry over that
14:00 <StrykerX> Especially Picard 
14:00 <Picard> you're the one saying u have been here 15 years
14:00 <clubsamwich> amelia : http://www.cinemagraphe.com/_imagery/_dark_knight_batman/morgan-freeman-1.jpg
14:00 <clubsamwich> that's how
14:00 <amelia> but where you all work, and wot car you all drive
14:00 <Serenity> i have been here for 8 years. you lot have been here for 15 years
14:00 <amelia> WAIT
14:00 <Serenity> i was like 12 15 years ago
14:00 <StrykerX> Not me lol
14:00 <amelia> MORGAN FREEMAN IS IN HERE?
15:00 <Picard> i dont think ive been here 15 years
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I've only been here on and off for the last 8 years or so
15:00 <StrykerX> On and off for 7 yrs here
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard gives out his info to people who pretend to be young girls onm here
15:00 <TokenDaRing> on*
15:00 <Serenity> bullshit StrykerX
15:00 <Serenity> you have been here longer than me
15:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off
15:00 <Serenity> and this is my 8th year
15:00 <clubsamwich> amelia: we are all morgan gordon freeman the one true freeman
15:00 <amelia> yah and flashes his cock
15:00 <StrykerX> I came on here when I was 22
15:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: he does
16:00 <Serenity> fuck off
16:00 <amelia> that image has haunted me for a while now
16:00 <amelia> thanks guys
16:00 <StrykerX> amelia, how old are you?
16:00 <amelia> 27
16:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: just think of it as a tiny mole
16:00 <StrykerX> You're safe.
16:00 <amelia> phew
16:00 <Serenity> dude. Maggie was 6 this year. youve been on here at least that long and you were around ages before she was born
16:00 <clubsamwich> are we talking dick pics yet?
16:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, I came here first when I was 22
16:00 <StrykerX> And I'm 29 now
17:00 <Serenity> nuh uh
17:00 <StrykerX> 7!
17:00 <Serenity> its impossible rofl
17:00 <Picard> amelia what do u weigh?
17:00 <StrykerX> 29 - 22 = 7
17:00 <StrykerX> SEVEN!
17:00 <Serenity> you've got your dates wrong rofl
17:00 <clubsamwich> i can't remember when i first came here, maybe 7 or 8 years ago
17:00 <StrykerX> Picard, she said 27, not 17
17:00 <clubsamwich> i'd have to ask someone who isn't here
17:00 <Picard> wtf Serenity
17:00 <StrykerX> Relax mate
17:00 <StrykerX> As if I've got my dates wrong
18:00 <StrykerX> YOU'RE the wrong one!
18:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: too late now, he's all excited
18:00 <Serenity> dude i know my kids birthdate rofl
18:00 <StrykerX> lolll
18:00 <Picard> this arrogant cunt think he i never wrong
18:00 <Serenity> ants 8 this year man..
18:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
18:00 <amelia> all I remember is an odd penis and a very pink face
18:00 <clubsamwich> everybody follow me! we're going to the austnet lo archives!
18:00 <clubsamwich> log*
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <clubsamwich> fuck
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: picard has a very red face yes
18:00 <StrykerX> I met Ant when he was a lil tacker
18:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
19:00 <StrykerX> 3?
19:00 <Serenity> uh
19:00 <Serenity> no
19:00 <amelia> he was excited ok
19:00 <Serenity> he was 1
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:00 <StrykerX> STFU
19:00 <StrykerX> Oh
19:00 <StrykerX> Yes
19:00 <Serenity> because he was 18 months old when paul and i got together
19:00 <StrykerX> 8 - 1 = 7
19:00 <StrykerX> :)
19:00 <Serenity> yeah and you were around for over a year before then smart cunt
19:00 <StrykerX> Bullsgir
19:00 <StrykerX> Er
19:00 <StrykerX> Bullshit
19:00 <Serenity> we didnt talk for a week and then meet up
19:00 <StrykerX> Why not?!
19:00 <Serenity> BECAUSE WE DIDNT
20:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:00 <StrykerX> It's how I roll!
20:00 <clubsamwich> what should i call my irc meetup? 
20:00 <clubsamwich> it's not a real life meetup
20:00 <StrykerX> clubsamwich, e-meet 2015?
20:00 <amelia> uhmmm
20:00 <clubsamwich> it's like a date for people coming online at same time
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: don't lose your shirt dude
20:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, was 2 week then
20:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:00 <amelia> issit like an online party
20:00 <clubsamwich> ok we have e-meet 2015
20:00 <amelia> will there be music
21:00 <amelia> and snacks
21:00 <clubsamwich> i like the year thing, tells people it's up to date
21:00 <amelia> I like snacks
21:00 <Serenity> rofl StrykerX
21:00 <Serenity> youve been at least as long as i have
21:00 <Serenity> which is 8 years
21:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing wtf are u on about?
21:00 <StrykerX> I wasn't here before you
21:00 <Serenity> you were so
21:00 <clubsamwich> amelia there will be electro german funk and cockmeat sandwiches if you're lucky
21:00 <StrykerX> Longie you cunt
21:00 <amelia> oh wowsers
21:00 <amelia> sounds amazing
21:00 <Serenity> because you knew jo and rach and shenae and everyone before me
21:00 <StrykerX> Does NickOP keep logs of nick regs?
21:00 <amelia> count Picard in
21:00 <StrykerX> Let's settle this!
22:00 <clubsamwich> Picard will be our centrepiece
22:00 <Picard> amelia hows get fucked sound??
22:00 <amelia> kinda like a pig with an apple in it's mouth?
22:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt do what i did with you with someone id known for 2 weeks StrykerX ;)
23:00 <StrykerX> Ok you win ;D
23:00 <Picard> anal?
23:00 <Serenity> buahaha
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you'd try
23:00 <Picard> u do that in week 4 Serenity?
23:00 <TokenDaRing> how long has it been since your penis saw action that wasn't your hand?
23:00 <Serenity> only wiht StrykerX
23:00 <StrykerX> ;)
23:00 <Picard> this morning
23:00 <StrykerX> It was amazing too
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: vacuum cleaners don't count
23:00 <StrykerX> LOL
24:00 <StrykerX> Then it's been years TokenDaRing 
24:00 <StrykerX> His wife is more interested in the neigbour
24:00 <Picard> wifey was happy id taken her to melbourne for a couple of nights 
24:00 <StrykerX> Where she caught up with the group of security guys from the casino
25:00 <StrykerX> For round 4
25:00 <Picard> StrykerX dude, instead of all the attention to my life how bout u just take care of your kid
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: stop focusing on kids
25:00 <TokenDaRing> you sick fuck
25:00 <clubsamwich> you say it like jacking it is a bad thing, nobody knows your wang like your hand
25:00 <Serenity> no shit
25:00 <Picard> dead beat dads really piss me off
25:00 <Serenity> hes not a deadbeat dad
25:00 <StrykerX> BANG!
25:00 <Serenity> so..
25:00 <StrykerX> And I was right
26:00 <amelia> men are never right
26:00 <amelia> check again
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: letting out some self-hate there?
26:00 <amelia> and keep checking until you're wrong
26:00 <StrykerX> Picard, do your kids disown you in public?
26:00 <clubsamwich> yes, dear
26:00 <Picard> some people are born to have nothing, sure are a lot of cunts like that here
26:00 <Serenity> strykers lil man loves his dad and is well cared for
27:00 <Picard> is that why he only gets supervised visits
27:00 <amelia> don't even bother defending
27:00 <Serenity> but he doesnt
27:00 <amelia> it jus feeds him more
27:00 <amelia> don't feed the animals Serenity
27:00 <Serenity> yeah but i dont want other morons thinking this stuff is true
27:00 <Picard> amelia u didnt tell me what u weigh
27:00 <Serenity> cause its not
27:00 <StrykerX> Anyone with a clue knows it's not true
27:00 <StrykerX> Picard is just furious
27:00 <clubsamwich> Serenity cares for the other morons
27:00 <StrykerX> And trying his hardest
28:00 <Picard> :)
28:00 <amelia> I'm slim, are you trying to imply I'm fat
28:00 <Picard> weight?
28:00 <Picard> under 50kgs?
28:00 <unique> Sorry, had to be a nice wife and say by to the hubby. Damn night shift.
28:00 <amelia> no
28:00 <Picard> over 70?
28:00 <amelia> not under 50kgs, I'm not 12
28:00 <StrykerX> What's he do unique?
29:00 <amelia> about 60 - 65
29:00 <Picard> he is a pimp
29:00 <Picard> sells uniques arse
29:00 <unique> Vintage at a winery.
29:00 <Picard> he left dms?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: likes girls under 50kgs
29:00 <TokenDaRing> matches the body type he wants to go for
29:00 <unique> Hasn't been over at dms for 4 years.
30:00 <Picard> really
30:00 <Serenity> b1 is almost under 50 kilos
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: ROFL
30:00 <TokenDaRing> he is!
30:00 <Serenity> :>
30:00 <Picard> yeah but he is drug fucked
30:00 <StrykerX> Picard will PM him now
30:00 <StrykerX> For sure
30:00 <StrykerX> Even if they're the same age
30:00 <Serenity> b1 has the body of a 12 year old girl
30:00 <StrykerX> I rest my case.
30:00 <Maurice> In his freezer
30:00 <unique> Hahah
31:00 <Serenity> oh speaking of freezer bitches
31:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
31:00 <Serenity> rob sent me vids on fb today ^_^
31:00 <StrykerX> "vids"
31:00 <unique> According to the good old faithful bmi I'm meant to be 52kgs. Pfffft.
31:00 <StrykerX> BMI reckons I should be 85kg
31:00 <StrykerX> I'd be a stick :/
31:00 <TokenDaRing> BMI is a horrible scale
32:00 <Serenity> bmi is stupid
32:00 <TokenDaRing> it's actually nearly 200 years old
32:00 <TokenDaRing> and was developed by a statistician
32:00 <unique> Lacking height, all but calculates me as a child.
32:00 <TokenDaRing> not a doctor
32:00 <clubsamwich> bmi is stupid yeah
32:00 <Serenity> im supposed to be 54 apparently. but at 70 kilos im a size 10... id look dead if i lost another 20 kilos
32:00 <Picard> not your fault u are a dwarf
32:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: it's because BMI doesn't scale well
32:00 <unique> Agree Serenity.
32:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not really meant to be used for a medical measurement
33:00 <unique> I'm 65kgs and healthy.
33:00 <Picard> sooooo who is unique
33:00 <Serenity> its unique you dingus
33:00 <TokenDaRing> just for statisticial measurements of populations
33:00 <Serenity> you could probably take 5 kilos off for each of my boobs
33:00 <unique> Idealy 60kgs.. would be nice..
33:00 <amelia> mmmmmm how do you know me soso well
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <amelia> do you have big knockers Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> yuh
34:00 <unique> Well that's true too. Minus boobs I might just be 60.
34:00 <StrykerX> She does ;)
34:00 <amelia> wot size
34:00 <Serenity> G-H dependnig on the brand
34:00 <amelia> HOLY FUCKBALLS
34:00 <unique> Bloody break your back sized knockers.
34:00 <amelia> I'm DD/E and I thought that was bad enough
34:00 <Serenity> you'f know StrykerX :>
34:00 <Maurice> I saw an article Serenity, woman has the biggest boobs, 15kg weight combined
34:00 <unique> Same amelia.
35:00 <Serenity> its pretty taxing on my neck/shoulders tbh
35:00 <Maurice> And now she earns her living massaging people with them
35:00 <amelia> I SAW THAT TOO
35:00 <StrykerX> Damn straight :D
35:00 <Serenity> yeah i saw that Maurice
35:00 <Serenity> NN
35:00 <Serenity> !!
35:00 <amelia> she even offers body slides
35:00 <Picard> unique is top heavy
35:00 <Maurice> I was like O_O
35:00 <Serenity> shes not even that fat
35:00 <Serenity> to warrant tits that big
35:00 <unique> I'm not top heavy.
35:00 <Maurice> Made my marbles look like 100s and 1000s
35:00 <amelia> oh wait maybe I saw a diff story then
35:00 <unique> I have a fat ghetto arse.
35:00 <unique> Big bust, big butt.
35:00 <amelia> hey nothing wrong with a bit of ass
35:00 <Picard> still? lol
36:00 <StrykerX> Picard, you act surprised
36:00 <StrykerX> When you "saw" her the other week
36:00 <StrykerX> ?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard sees a lot of shit
36:00 <Picard> i didnt look at her ass
36:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't mean it actually happened
36:00 <clubsamwich> <3's ass
36:00 <StrykerX> True TokenDaRing 
36:00 <TokenDaRing> hey unique you're from out Picards way?
37:00 <Picard> neighbours
37:00 <Picard> before she was married
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: shut up you stalker
37:00 <amelia> how unfortunate for unique
37:00 <unique> Same town.
37:00 <StrykerX> Poor unique
37:00 <amelia> my sympathies
37:00 <unique> Thank you
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <clubsamwich> my thoughts are with you, unique 
37:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: did you go to Chaffey High School?
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <unique> Many thanks
38:00 <unique> No.
38:00 <Picard> bith
38:00 <TokenDaRing> ahh
38:00 <Picard> she didnt go to scholl
38:00 <Picard> school
38:00 <amelia> haha
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: shut up you sexist fuckhead
38:00 <Serenity> i have cashews who wants some
38:00 <Picard> sexist? wtf
38:00 <unique> St. Joes for yr 7 then went public.
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: picard would love some nuts
38:00 <Picard> pass Serenity
38:00 <amelia> why issit always the picard show
39:00 <unique> Before they asked me nicely to leave.
39:00 <amelia> PORK CRACKLING
39:00 <Picard> amelia they are all stalkers, i wish they would move on
39:00 <amelia> pls stop all this food talk I CANNOT HANDLE IT
39:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: I mostly was asking because about a decade ago, I had a thing with one of the teachers at Chaffey
39:00 <Serenity> mooooooooovin on uppp
40:00 <Picard> unique they threw u out, not ask u to leave
40:00 <unique> Good work.
40:00 <amelia> not fussed on bacon
40:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing what was his name?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you're a fucking troglodyte
40:00 <amelia> that sounds like something from harry potter
40:00 <unique> No, they asked me to leave and enrol when out of hosp.
40:00 <clubsamwich> it's not my top food, but bacon has it's place in some settings
41:00 <Picard> u were feral
41:00 <unique> But I never went back. High school drop out.
41:00 <amelia> can you wrap me in crumbed chicken now pls
41:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you know Picard? were you looking from the bushes?
41:00 <Picard> doesnt matter, u turned our ok
41:00 <Picard> out*
41:00 <amelia> that doesn't mean much coming from you tho
42:00 <Picard> amelia get fucked 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/Yg5g7QF.gif <- picard spying on unique
42:00 <unique> Yeah, so feral. I'm 26 and probably mote successful at life than you are you twat.
42:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
42:00 <clubsamwich> i'll tell ya what, amelia , how bout i dunk you in egg and roll you in bread crumbs and fry you up in chicken fat?
42:00 <Picard> pmsl yes, u keep thinking that 
42:00 <slinky_J> poetry class time!
42:00 <slinky_J> kk I start
43:00 <slinky_J> from Paradise Lost :P
43:00 <unique> I have no doubt.
43:00 <amelia> YOGO
43:00 <unique> Don't need to think. I know.
43:00 <slinky_J> For that celestial light? Be it so, since he
43:00 <slinky_J> Who now is sovereign can dispose and bid
43:00 <slinky_J> What shall be right: farthest from him is best,
43:00 <slinky_J> Whom reason hath equalled, force hath made supreme
43:00 <slinky_J> Above his equals. Farewell, happy fields,
43:00 <slinky_J> Where joy for ever dwells; hail, horrors, hail,
43:00 <slinky_J> Infernal world; and thou, profoundest hell,
43:00 <slinky_J> Receive thy new possessor -- one who brings
43:00 <Picard> no doubt about what?
43:00 <slinky_J> A mind not to be changed by place or time.
43:00 <slinky_J> The mind is its own place, and in itself
43:00 <slinky_J> Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
43:00 <StrykerX> Anyway, bedtime for me
43:00 <StrykerX> Work in the morning
43:00 <slinky_J> nite baebz
43:00 <slinky_J> comefuckmeinthemorning
43:00 <StrykerX> Picard, enjoy handing in your dole form
44:00 <amelia> dude you're totally cockblocking my foodgasm here
44:00 <Picard> lol more successful them me pmsl
44:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, night bubz
44:00 <slinky_J> dont bring Serenity she does it kinky
44:00 <slinky_J> <3
44:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, you can follow me anyday, after last time ;D
44:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
44:00 <Serenity> preow
44:00 <clubsamwich> COCONUT ICECREAM FROM ANY REPUTABLE ASIAN RESTAURANT
44:00 <amelia> POTATOES IN ANY SHAPE, STLYE OR FORM
44:00 <clubsamwich> by reputable i mean i can get fed well for 10 bucks or under
45:00 <clubsamwich> amirite?
45:00 <unique> Yeah ok. We'll just settle with me being feral.
45:00 <unique> Meanwhile.. there's you in denial.
45:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J's poemfest threw me
45:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: it's just picard's opinion
46:00 <TokenDaRing> the opinion of a bitter old man
46:00 <Picard> i said u were feral
46:00 <amelia> with a pink face
46:00 <TokenDaRing> stuck in an unhappy marriage, going online every night to chat up women on IRC
46:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't get much lower than Picard
46:00 <amelia> aw people online are soso mean to each other
46:00 <simba> unless u spend every night waiting for him to come online to say the same stuff about him
47:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing such an angry fella
47:00 <unique> Asking me not to be such a bitch in pm, reality is,  he knows I'm talking truth.
47:00 <simba> pwn3d!!!!!!!
47:00 <clubsamwich> CUPCAKES THAT SOME AVID BAKER MOM BROUGHT TO YOUR NIECE'S 2ND BIRTHDAY PARTY
47:00 <clubsamwich> poetry
47:00 <amelia> WATERMELON WIF NO SEEDS
47:00 <TokenDaRing> hey simba
47:00 <Picard> truth is u were feral
47:00 <TokenDaRing> what'd you get up to today?
48:00 <clubsamwich> i think it adds to the channel atmosphere when there's someone being mean
48:00 <Picard> simba ffs i hate to do it but i agree with you
48:00 <clubsamwich> i had watermelon tonight
48:00 <unique> Never been feral.
48:00 <clubsamwich> i can live with a little seed
48:00 <Picard> i hate watermelon
48:00 <amelia> that sounds like a pretty good day
49:00 <amelia> no have you not watched the episode of rugrats where chucky eats a watermelon seed
49:00 <clubsamwich> only a mentalist would hate something so sweet and refreshing
49:00 <simba> do watermelons grow inside him
49:00 <amelia> YES
49:00 <clubsamwich> i think so, i watched a gang of rugrats back in the day
49:00 <simba> i just realised
49:00 <simba> chuckie is charlie
49:00 <clubsamwich> i remember discovering rugrats and telling everybody
49:00 <simba> from is always sunny
49:00 <amelia> well if you seen it you would know that seeds are NOT ok
50:00 <unique> Hahahah amelia I remember that one
50:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahha
50:00 <Picard> did anyone watch the footy show?
50:00 <amelia> how badass was Tommy, whipping out his screwdriver from his nappy to escape
50:00 <amelia> that cheeky little baldheaded buggah
50:00 <slinky_J> simba will you invest in this new company with me called Sega?
50:00 <slinky_J> ino it sounds dodgy!
50:00 <clubsamwich> haha
51:00 <slinky_J> but there is this game called Sonic
51:00 <simba> sega superstar tennis
51:00 <slinky_J> omigosh gonna clob damnish blow ppls minds!
51:00 <slinky_J> xD
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
51:00 <slinky_J> SEGA MARIO COUSINS 
51:00 <slinky_J> werd.
51:00 <clubsamwich> you can't eat that
51:00 <amelia> don't shout unless it's a food
51:00 <amelia> capiche?
51:00 <slinky_J> did you know that simba has eaten ten NES consoles.
51:00 <clubsamwich> CHOC CHIP COOKIES WITH SOFT CHOCOLATE CENTRES
51:00 <slinky_J> true fact
52:00 <clubsamwich> saved it
52:00 <slinky_J> it is on PootTube
52:00 <amelia> HONG KONG BBQ PORK
52:00 <clubsamwich> marry me!
52:00 <unique> NO PICARD I DONT WANT SEX WITH YOU.
52:00 <Picard> wtf
52:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <unique> Hahaha. Kidding. Not interested in pm.
52:00 <simba> protip: always have Picard on ignore
52:00 <Picard> your not my type unique
53:00 <amelia> unique did you do that like on Billy Maddison
53:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha yeah
53:00 <amelia> cos thats how I imagined it
53:00 <clubsamwich> NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
53:00 <amelia> bwahahhaha
53:00 <clubsamwich> chlorofyll more like borofyll
53:00 <clubsamwich> spellin' and shit whatevs man
53:00 <unique> Hahaha totally did amelia. You just did too..
53:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaa
53:00 <unique> Hahahaha
54:00 <amelia> ahaha
56:00 <clubsamwich> PORK AND PRAWN DUMPLINGS
56:00 <amelia> SEARED SCOLLOPS WITH A CREAMY SAUCE
57:00 <Serenity> yum
57:00 <unique> Why the food
57:00 <clubsamwich> it's out thing
57:00 <rigget> so we are having an irc meet up?
57:00 <clubsamwich> our
57:00 <clubsamwich> our thang
58:00 <amelia> this is how we do
58:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
58:00 <clubsamwich> we're having an e-meet 2015
59:00 <xm> we have to all meet at the centre to be fair to everyone
59:00 <xm> ayer's rock?
59:00 <clubsamwich> apparently meetups are for real, face to face communities, but fuck i'm pushing the envelope here
59:00 <clubsamwich> i'm trying to save kids with aids ffs (Picard)
00:00 <clubsamwich> i think amelia and me are just going to meetup for some kind of anonymous gloryhole arrangement but with food
01:00 <clubsamwich> food gloryhole - now that's a fuckin' meetup idea
01:00 <amelia> jus tell me when and where
01:00 <xm> poke strawberries through the gloryhole for foreplay
01:00 <amelia> ahahahah
01:00 <amelia> CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES
02:00 <Picard> wb simba
02:00 <rigget> nah no emeet
02:00 <rigget> real life meet
02:00 <rigget> each state has a skype deligate and does a group broadcast with the others
03:00 <xm> we can all wear brown paper bags on our heads with holes for our eyes. you know, like virtual world to mask our IPs on IRC
03:00 <clubsamwich> DATE SCONES WITH JAM AND CREAM
04:00 <clubsamwich> rigget, i'm fascinated with your idea
04:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop
04:00 <rigget> its a great way of doing this
04:00 <rigget> b1 would be over the moon\
05:00 <amelia> soz no b1's allowed
05:00 <clubsamwich> xm, yes! or full head animal masks
05:00 <amelia> sozfwendsoz
05:00 <Picard> wb ped
06:00 <amelia> oh lordy make sure you wear a hairnet pls
08:00 <amelia> wasn't me
08:00 <unique> Hah
08:00 <simba> k billys super sounds of the 70s
09:00 <simba> wb to irc user unique
09:00 <amelia> NO watermelon shells are for your head when you're drunk @ the cricket
09:00 <amelia> not your feet :(
09:00 <unique> Thanks.
10:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, if you wanted a pair you just need to ask
10:00 <Bastardly_One> christ does Pictard ever learn?
10:00 <simba> pearless watermelon?
10:00 <amelia> may I pls have a pair
10:00 <amelia> size 6 pls
10:00 <Bastardly_One> took about 5 mins after ignore for the pm flood to quit
11:00 <rigget> LOL
11:00 <rigget> picard gone
11:00 <rigget> why was he banned?
11:00 <simba> !8ball why was picard banned
12:00 <simba> guess u will never know
12:00 <British^Meat> ooooo ooooo i know, i know! pick me!
13:00 <simba> tell us
13:00 <British^Meat> he is what is more commonly known as...
13:00 <British^Meat> ... a complete dickhead
13:00 <simba> the answer is in brackets
13:00 <simba> its like school the answers right there
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
14:00 <simba> rigget
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the ban pretty much states the fact
14:00 <simba> can you find the answer
14:00 <simba> ill voice you if you find it
16:00 <clubsamwich> here you go, amelia : https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3027/2663358332_27264f64bd.jpg
16:00 <amelia> I LOVE THEM
17:00 <amelia> tis my bday coming up, how did you know *blushes*
17:00 <unique> Still think it's funny.. he was pm'ing me the whole time.. "Jamie.. jamie.."
17:00 <clubsamwich> of course you do, because you're a sensible soul who appreciates the sweet things life has to offer
18:00 <amelia> that is so true, I am such a sensible soul yousorite
18:00 <clubsamwich> can i come to your bday e-party 2015?
18:00 <amelia> OK but you have to bring every piece of food you mentioned tonight
18:00 <amelia> + more
18:00 <amelia> and some for my puppy too
18:00 <milk> well thats catering sorted out
19:00 <Bastardly_One> unique, really?
19:00 <clubsamwich> i can do all that and more, do i have to share the food?
19:00 <amelia> and maybe some kicks for when my feet get cold in the watermelons
19:00 <amelia> you dun have to share you jus haf to give it all to me :D:D:D
20:00 <clubsamwich> waffle kicks
20:00 <unique> Yeah, still don't know that he realised I'm not a fake.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he has his flood timer on hardcore atm with me ... ignore is a wonderful thing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> my iggies don't stick though ... the cunt will be off again soon as I d/c
20:00 <rigget> b1 nobody cares
20:00 <amelia> OH NO NOT A TIMER
20:00 <amelia> LEMON MERINGUE
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to unique in case you've not noticed
21:00 <unique> I'm assuming I can use ignore still.
21:00 <clubsamwich> NEENISH TART
21:00 <rigget> LOL
21:00 <unique> Haven't worked this app out too well yet.
21:00 <clubsamwich> now i'm dreaming patisserie 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> which app?
21:00 <amelia> mmmmm
22:00 <unique> AndroIRC
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
23:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10636148_913817088674929_8348750540808730137_n.jpg?oh=0f6e23b4986b213ae8be0e266a47278e&oe=55B4AA86&__gda__=1437678398_88b1386944d1a1b2c0d9a2838bf2ffc5
23:00 <slinky_J> *dies*
23:00 <slinky_J> nom nom nom
23:00 <unique> Mm I dunno, got it on my phone the other day, was bored, thought I'd have a sticky beak on here
24:00 <amelia> she looks like a character on a video game
24:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clubby
25:00 <clubsamwich> how about a meetup where the only talking that takes place is when food is ordered and then everybody just makes noises when enjoying the food
26:00 <amelia> I like that idea but everyone has to let me taste their food before they eat it but no one is allowed to taste mine
26:00 <amelia> capiche?
26:00 <clubsamwich> we order food to share
26:00 <amelia> AMELIA DOESN'T SHARE
27:00 <clubsamwich> so you don't have to lick everything like i think you would because i know you so well, we are kindred spirits clearly
28:00 <amelia> it's like you've known me my whole IRC life
28:00 <xm> i remember being punished all the time during kindergarten for never wanting to share my food
28:00 <unique> Lol @ whole irc life
29:00 <xm> all the kids at the start of the day had to pool their food together and then it was rationed
29:00 <xm> kinda communist really
29:00 <clubsamwich> i pretty much stole your stomach as soon as you walked in the room tonight
29:00 <clubsamwich> i looked at your tongue and i knew you were the one
29:00 <amelia> do you remember when you had to bring fruit in to kindygarten to share
29:00 <amelia> I brought lemons
29:00 <xm> yes
30:00 <xm> that is what i meant
30:00 <xm> LOL
30:00 <rigget> where would you like to meet clubsamwich and amelia?
30:00 <xm> did you really
30:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
30:00 <amelia> yah they spoke to my mama about it
30:00 <xm> i award you bonus points if they were lemons picked from someone else's garden too
30:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
30:00 <clubsamwich> it's like Dark City, that kindergarten memory just appeared when you said it
30:00 <amelia> if only
30:00 <clubsamwich> whaaat
30:00 <xm> that's pretty clever for a kid
31:00 <clubsamwich> i brought granny smith apple and always wanted the banana
31:00 <clubsamwich> so tart
31:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAH
31:00 <xm> so this is common practice?
31:00 <xm> i thought it was just my kindy maybe
32:00 <amelia> maybe we all went to same kindy
32:00 <amelia> and now here we are on same IRC
32:00 <clubsamwich> whenever i see someone take a granny smith apple from a bowl of assorted apples i always think "what's wrong with you?"
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
32:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
32:00 <clubsamwich> clearly the inferior apple variety
33:00 <amelia> ain't got nothin on pink ladies
33:00 <clubsamwich> i was chosen to play santa at my kindy for the old folks
33:00 <clubsamwich> red fuji, baby
33:00 <xm> you are the chosen one
33:00 <xm> now pull my finger
33:00 <amelia> I was an angel
34:00 <xm> i was never anything. i wagged school whenever lame plays were on
34:00 <xm> virtually all of my 'sick' days were on Fridays
34:00 <rigget> sick days you wanted on mondays
34:00 <clubsamwich> you wagged kindy?
34:00 <xm> Fridays = assembly day
34:00 <xm> and other school performances
34:00 <clubsamwich> i was less successful in primary school
34:00 <amelia> did you all have the same school creed thing
35:00 <amelia> this is our school, let peace dwell here
35:00 <amelia> etc etc
35:00 <rigget> yes
35:00 <xm> i printed out the school's emblem with the WA Salvage slogan "We sell them cheap" and replaced it on the school diary
35:00 <rigget> we had that
35:00 <clubsamwich> i wanted a main role in pinocchio but all i got to play was the school, so i just held a picture of a school on a bit of wood .... such a sad memory
35:00 <clubsamwich> those bastards
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
36:00 <amelia> you played the school wtf
36:00 <clubsamwich> i don't remember our slogan, i think it was something along the lines of "we don't give the main roles to the kids that deserve it because we are bastard assholes"
37:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, i know right, wtf
37:00 <rigget> ours was play the game
37:00 <rigget> for the
37:00 <clubsamwich> i'm not a school, you cunts, i'm a goddamn human being, a child of light!!!
37:00 <rigget> great words of wisdom
37:00 <xm> my school's real slogan was "Cum angelis et pueris"
37:00 <xm> cum
37:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAH I can't believe you played a school
38:00 <amelia> NO IT WAS NOT XM WAS IT REALLY
38:00 <amelia> they didn't think that one thru
38:00 <clubsamwich> anyway, i showed them, i grew up to be a watermelon shoe salesman, take that!
38:00 <xm> do you have square watermelons on sale?
38:00 <amelia> YAH!you showed them good
38:00 <clubsamwich> they're only available in japan, xm
39:00 <xm> then you gotta import them then do a 400% markup
39:00 <rigget> hahahah
39:00 <rigget> yeh xm do it
40:00 <clubsamwich> looks like i might be seeing some healthy competition in the watermelon shoe market
45:00 <xm> reach for those lasers clubsamwich 
45:00 <xm> be one with your inner feline
48:00 <Adonis> Dem sauna times
48:00 <clubsamwich> anyone ever been in a deprivation tank?
49:00 <clubsamwich> i'm going to give one a go next week
50:00 <amelia> NACHOS
50:00 <gs69azza> I'm currently listening to Phillip George
51:00 <gs69azza> And I ate half a tub of nutella before jumping into the sauna
51:00 <amelia> NUTELLA
51:00 <clubsamwich> :D
51:00 <amelia> I seen nutella protein shake on facebook
51:00 <amelia> so it must be real
51:00 <gs69azza> Yes I can safely say nutella built my body
52:00 <gs69azza> Protella
52:00 <gs69azza> It's available in Portugal
52:00 <clubsamwich> haha
52:00 <clubsamwich> protella
52:00 <amelia> bullf'ingshit
52:00 <clubsamwich> i thought it was a joke
52:00 <amelia> are you fo realsys
52:00 <gs69azza> It's just a mix of wpi wpc and casein
52:00 <gs69azza> It's a choc hazelnut flavored protein
52:00 <xm> if it's from Portugal it you should be called Portella
52:00 <gs69azza> It's not nutella
52:00 <amelia> I wonder if it taste like it
52:00 <amelia> bwahahah xm
53:00 <gs69azza> It tastes the same as choc hazelnut scitec
53:00 <gs69azza> I've had it before
53:00 <amelia> so it's not amazing
53:00 <gs69azza> Nope
53:00 <clubsamwich> it's never going to be more amazing than nutella
53:00 <amelia> I used to have this choc-banana one
53:00 <amelia> fuck it was disgusting
53:00 <gs69azza> I get tagged in a million nutella things on instagram due to my name
54:00 <gs69azza> But then again I also sell nutella singlets online
54:00 <gs69azza> I like choc banana protein
54:00 <amelia> no way hoe zay
54:00 <amelia> so sweet
54:00 <simba> i like nutella and banana and nuts
54:00 <gs69azza> I'm sponsored by asn so I should be saying hp100 is the best
54:00 <amelia> haha
54:00 <gs69azza> However I just use whatever is cheapest
54:00 <amelia> I ordered from them before
55:00 <amelia> you guys take frickin ages to send shit
55:00 <amelia> cos of the delivery people you use/used
55:00 <gs69azza> Haha nah not them
55:00 <gs69azza> There are 2 asn
55:00 <amelia> ohhhh
55:00 <gs69azza> 1 is a shop
55:00 <gs69azza> 1 is a brand
55:00 <gs69azza> I'm sponsored by mass nutrition also
55:00 <clubsamwich> vanilla protein i never get sick off and if you add coffee its like DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO IN VANILLA PROTEIN SHAKE good
56:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhhhh
56:00 <amelia> I never thought of that
56:00 <gs69azza> And mass nutrition were pissed when I took asn deal because they thought it was the shop
56:00 <gs69azza> But when I explained it's the supp company not the shop they offered me a better contract
56:00 <amelia> but does that defeat the purpose of it ahhaah
56:00 <amelia> haha
56:00 <gs69azza> I used to use choc coconut protein and do a shot of espresso with it
57:00 <gs69azza> Vanilla is good because you can flavour it with sugar free powders
57:00 <amelia> I've tried so many and they're all so sweet
57:00 <amelia> my friend jus uses the basic isowhey ones
57:00 <gs69azza> Yeah I don't even use protein tbh
57:00 <amelia> and they were the best tasting cos they are quite bland
57:00 <gs69azza> I use eaa's and bcaa ' s with glucose
58:00 <clubsamwich> does that work out cheaper, gs69azza?
58:00 <gs69azza> Well I'm sponsored so I get free supps
58:00 <gs69azza> It just makes my life easier
59:00 <clubsamwich> oh yeah right, you said
59:00 <gs69azza> But the supps I can't get off my sponsors I use iherb.com
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